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[email protected] • www.nhgazette.com in Free Press The Fortnightly Rant Keeping Up With the Loonies e do our best to keep up. In it altogether.” theory, that’s most of the job: That sounds bad on the face of it. tryW to keep up, and write about the Why do it? “The agency says shift- stuff that really matters. These days ing from air to surface modes of that boils down to tracking dan- transport would improve net income gerous outbreaks of authoritarian by $175 million a year and avoid lunacy. This can be unnerving—es- dependence on air carriers, which pecially in the context of a former- can sometimes be unpredictable in ly-natural environment whose ex- meeting USPS time frames.” piration date seems to be getting a But, a reasonable person might fortnight closer every dang week. sputter, the Postal Service has no In a perfect world we’d be main- choice but to use planes, if it’s going taining a sophisticated database to meet current service standards of for this purpose. Cross-tabulation three-day delivery to the contiguous analysis would no doubt be useful in 48 states…. sorting out the misleaders from the Yes, that’s true. So, to solve that misled, the grifters from the true be- little problem, “the Postal Service lievers, and the charlatans from the has proposed downgrading service congenitally bewildered.