:.l NEXT ISSUE FRIDAY 5 DEADLIISE A very quick recovery 'or two \eryffine wider location of selecting one's play­ friends of mine, both Voodoo and the mates, larger pee-pee rooms ( toilets Grand Duchess of SF. Both tremendous to you all), very good soft lighting, and MONDAY ■ workerscff the gay community. Get well a good place to meat "him" of your soon so 1 can scream sTt you.............. choice, go by all means to the Booty The g ath erein ; of friends 'or Ron Ross. for a good time of it alL .... That Ron Ross, Ron Ross for (?7???7??7) George Wilbem of the RAMROD DARHHH— ------LINGS. (Thank you Mr (w ait till I see you soon Mr Quantas VOLUME FIVE Issue 02 February 6, 1976 KALENDAR PUBLICATIONS, INC., Box 627, S .F ., CA 94101 Joker) At SIR was a sma shing hit (via of the Koalas) is a hoot of a man 626-0656 Broadway style) with hors d’oeuvres by (Thank you Mark)......... I like tothank urity Agency. It was while he was both John and Roger who always do a the HOUSE OF HARMONY, its com ­ sexuals, male and 'emale, couldn't with NSA that he "came out" as a grand Job, thank you Empress Willis for plete energetic staff for the wonder­ be hired or licensed in any area o ' helping "LA" serve G believe me it was ful award (B>in wad... toilet paper state employment. Dr Maimor con­ homosexual, and he went to his to the whke people) I'm using it now. U P TO DATE commanding ofOcer to tell him so "gathering o' very special ’'riends",.,. tinued, supporting gay rights legis­ To spend an afternoon with David Hodgson, Both Vera and myself find the two lation and the repeal o ' discrimina­ to avoid any possibility o' black­ Watch out for Jack Esr.hhom (approx mail. He was thereupon given a La Tomasita Avila, Michael DeLaney, ply tissue Just tooooooo DARHHHH-- national age 37) who has been soliciting 'unds tory legislation against sexual acts (not Carriage Trade) (But him) can be ouit UNG DARH-IJNG, A terrific first general discharge under honorable The CBS "American Parade" series will in Chicago, Milwaukee, and Atlanta by consenting adults in private conditions. hectic since Mr Hodgson carries a recor­ anniversary beginning from 6am til have a special worth ^iewing on Tues­ for the "Leonard Matlovlch Founda­ ding machine on his winxown shade in fron 2am witìi buffet that never once quit day March^ at npm EST. Rip Tom The King County Superior Court in He was hired by the Wash Highway tion, " A1 Sevier speaking 'or L Patrol in H74 and fired a month of the car G records w hat one says, Suzy coming from so many helping hands, my body temperature high,... I will their valued assistance and support to the is playing Walt Whitman in "Song of the State of Washington has issued a Matlosich disclaims any connection later when he voluntee.'ed the infor­ Parker will get it next even though she did Tony, Randy, Geòrgie, Darryl, Din­ and so w ill m any others miss Mr Marie Imperial Court. Well, you funny DAR­ M yself. The script centers on Whit­ between Elchhom and Matlosich. precedent-setting decision ordering pay $10, ■'OO.OT or a certain funny crazy gy E>ong ( 7777777) (Don't squeeze Calhoun at the GOLDEN RIVET, a man LINGS, these weren't awards, but merits reinstatement o' a gay employee of mation that he was gay to a depart­ man's homosexuality with Brad Davis ment investigator. automobile..... I have a good case o' the the Charmin)............The victory party of all seasons... Our Duchess of SF for the work done by many persons, rec­ playing Whitman s lover. Any com­ the State Highway Patrel, stating that The President o the American Psy­ In his opinion issued Feb 3, Judge "R im m as"--------- my loins ache.............wher at FEBE'S (Oh Russel) was a big smash Charlie has been released from the ognized Or not, but worthy people who not ments can be sent to: American Par­ homosexuality cannot be used as a chiatric Association came out recently Edward E Henry said that Wyman had are those supposedly "M. E.N,"777777777 for Michael Rio, Mr Gay SF 76, along hospital of the living dead and returned only worked hard for a person (LA FLAME ade, c/o GBS-TV, 51 W. 52nd St, , bar to employment Douglas Wyman to support Governor Shapp of Penn­ been a victim o' his own honesty; de­ DARHHH— ---LINGS.,.( Don't squeeze with a benefit for the one and only to her own homecomings, get well soon our Empress) but who will continue to New York, lOOlt with copies to Tom is a communications technician who sylvania's veto o' antigay legislation. clined to accept the state's argument the Charmin) To see Steve Miller and Voo-Doo, a big hand to Tenderloin Tes- for some serious drinking..., The love worit even harder during her reign because Swafford Viee-president, Broadcast was trained in his specialty by the affair to remember during the Roman President Judd Maimor MD stated that public knowledge that the Patrol Michael Daley at the 'abulous and in­ sle, Harry Lordan and to Bill Tolan, Don, we want to, we value this person immense­ Standards at the same address. that there was no reason why homo­ Army Security Agency and sen ed triguing White Elephant (Elephant Walk John and a host of various personalities, Spring of Mrs Stoned via Chatty Chatty ly, her dedication, the time-consuming for a time with the National Sec- hired homose uals brings it discredit; to the white people) is an evening o' that's how it's called, working together. Vihio G Her Lover, the Stud by the name of her energies, a very high-minded per­ and raled that the state failed to show hysterical madcapping madiess so im- Have you heard about "hand Jobs7" (Don't of Chris, WELL, DARHHHH— LINGS! son, which has the love of so many. The any connection between se-ual pref­ mensly beautiful in style, between two get your funny funnies aroused DARHHH- Stud Chris is now wearing every dress many people and myself can only say in erence and Job performance. Wyman stunning typists, the future singer o the UNG S) It's custom clothing by both she can get her hands on (one so far).., a small manner, "ITiank You" for the was awarded $9i5 a month in back year, the comedy, what else, it's such Jaime and Tony and they can be reached After all, what can I tell you? Daisy honor you bestowed upon us............... pay. Henry was the second Judge a pleasure to hear and be near these two at 922-5564 for your Jobs to be made. of theN-TOUCH looked absolutely hea- Remember the parasite which causes your in the case; the first, a Judge Smith, men of our time. A wonder'ul thank you Don't forget Mama Peck for "Queen Moth- ven DARHHH------ LINGS at the investitun condition may also rest in clothes which disqualified himsel' because he was to the White Elephant and also to Billy G er of California IV,.. loved- the■ snow, of the Imperial Cardinal Court de San Fra have been worn within the week before preJudiced against homosexuals. Bob JH ill of the Silver Sage softball team. a big thank you to both Empress Shirley cisco with the Portland singing star you were treated. Therefore, it is nec­ Just by curiosity we 3 went down to the for the surprise gift on our anniversary "Gussie" courted and accounted for by essary for your cotton clothes to be laun­ "Booty" to inspect the place, met one o photo evening and always to Empress our own Bob Sanders, the man who can dered, clean clothing after each appli­ the owners, Dennis along with the bar­ Melvina 7777777 of Colma (where the make a person leam how to be "old cation of Kwell cream or some funny tender o' the year, "Dick", G I really dead are. Oh Boris) for the m agnificent fashion".............Her Imperial MaJesty DARHLING lotion. In other words to all home front like the changes made, cleaner walls. bracelet, it does look so well on my Empress XI de San Francisco FLAME the funny crazies, keep C, L, E, A, N. w rist,, . The LAUREL THEATRE keeps requested the attendance of many to receive high honor and recognition for KISH cont on 20 San hrancisco’s new police chie , Charles R Gain assured reporters re­ M f iRsr Annual cently that 1) there would be no dis­ crimination against hiring gays in the SAN fRANCISCO MIRAClt SFPD; 2) although he 'e lt the city needed a vice squad, "discreet pri- vat e beha ior will not be of concern" animals love maneaters to the police department and 3) San Francisco needs its police force to deal with serious crime and not with late night loiterers on Polk and Cas­ tro Streets. At a recent social gathering where gay leaders met Police Chief Gain, the latter stated that it would not be unreasonable if at least 2)9i o ' the police force were gay. After all, according to a recent sur ey by the State Attorney General, there are perhaps as many as 140, OOO gay adults in San Francisco, Mr Gain continued by saying that if this idea met with opposition from individuals on the force, consciousness raising might be AibRiNlGHTOfCaWlONS AT necessary 'or the SFPD.