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MSC cops bust assault suspect • Football upset over Cortland State • College sued for sexual harrassment News/Thursday, September 16, 1993 From the editor’s desk... MONT Calle -in Chief CLARION 113 Student Center Annex Shana Tova and welcome to another issue of your friendly neighborhood Montclarion. Upper Montclair, NTJ 0 7 0 4 3 We're still working out a few bugs here and there but, all in all, things are well deep in the T el. 201.655.5169 Fax 201.655.7433 dungeon. As I await the arrival of the Student Center officials to come and tear me away from my cobwebbcd seat, 1 pause for just a moment to share a few thoughts with all of you. EXECUTIVE BOARD I have spent a considerable amount of time this week trying to obtain information which, George Calle...... Editor-in-Chief by NJ State Statutes, 1 or any of you for that matter are entitled to. If the first two weeks Amy Fost...... Managing Editor of the new' school year are any indication of things to come, then I can assure you all that Chris Hi nek...... Treasurer it "ain't gonna be pretty". 1 do not wish to go into any more detail on the matter than to say that we at The EDITORIAL BOARD Montclarion are firm in our belief that we are entitled to the above-mentioned information. Glenn Steinberg...... News Editor Eventually, we find out all. Kevin Colligan...... Editorial Editor On the world scene, as it is customary for me to do, I would like to discuss the brandy new Keith Idee...... Sports Editor PLO-Israeli peace pact. The Palestinians are unquestionably entitled to a state in which Kelly Schab...... Arts Editor that nation may live peacefully. However, peacefully is the key word. I dare not imagine Gordon Patterson...... Production Editor what implications this historic treaty may bring about. I will say that on very substantive Raul Rivera...... Photo Editor matters, both sides are in complete disagreement. Jason Alders...... Cartoonist God willing, this will not lead to anything more than an occasional tiff on the floor of the Greg MacSwecncy...... Asst.News Editor General Assembly. History dictates that much more is probable. Brian Falzarano...... Asst.Sports Editor Appropriately enough the Jews around the world are celebrating Rosh Hashanna this week. This is the Jewish faith's equivalant to the customary western New Year. At this time it is traditionally a practice to wipe the slate clean and forgive those who have done you wrong in the past. ADVERTISING MANAGER The Israelis and the Palestinians would do well to share in this practice today. As for our Kevin Schwoebel little misunderstanding here with the Passaic County Prosecutor, well, Shana Tova once again and I look forward to recieving the documents we requested. I'll even shake his hand. GRAPHIC & PAGE DESIGN Kevin Colligan
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MOINTT 2 CLARION News/Thursday, September 16, 1993 New Humanities Building Now Open For Use try Doreen Garrahan the new building. The computer writing lab, language lab and writing workshop “The New Building” or “Building B” now function out of the new building. as it is also referred to, located on what The front of the offices have the number used to be the student parking lot 13, is and professors name in bold type. Con officially being called The School of Hu struction paper signs written in magic manities and Social Sciences, according marker hang in the halls directing stu toAssistant DirectorofPublic Affairs, Sue dents to classrooms. Brooks. The faculty occupying the building The college may be waiting for an seem to be happy with it. Dr. George appropriate donator to name the building Petty of the English department said he after, said Jerome Quinn, in charge of loves the building. He said that it’s com facilities planning. fortable, air conditioned and they have Quinn said the building, which cost private offices. It also enables professors over $10 million, was finished in August, from departments that used to be across and the school of humanities and social the campus from each other to interact. sciences moved in two weeks before The first day of classes the elevators in school opened. the new building malfunctioned. Ac The English, Psychology, History, cording to the Montclair State Police Fire stuck in the elevator for a couple of min the elevator until the elevator contractor Sociology, Legal Studies, Foreign Lan Marshall, Dominick DiSimone, there was utes. DiSimone and some contractors arrived. The elevators were covered un guage, and Geography departments have a malfunction of a component in the el that were still working on the building derwarranty so thecollegedid not have to moved from Russ and Partridge Halls to evators control panel. Eight people were were able to get the people out and secure pay to have them repaired, said DiSimone.
Form er Campus Police identifies Asbestos re p ro fesso r cross-dressing attacker m o ved from claims sexual Partridge by Glenn Steinberg the officers on the night of the attack saw by Jennifer Alexander h arassm en t leave the premises of where the attack Due to their memory and alertness, took place, said Newcombe. by Glenn Steinberg Sgt. Debra Newcombe and Sgt. Paul Cell Six days later on May 25, Menzo came According to Jerome Quinn, Fa of MSC Campus Police were able to help down to Campus Police Headquarters cilities, asbestos pipe insulation was MSC is being sued by a former pick out the attacker of a woman jogger n where they interviewed him and he con removed from radiators in Partridge MSC's track on June 23, 1992. fessed to the assault, said Newcombe. business professor, allegedly because Hall in late August. Accordingto Newcombe, she and Cell MSC charged Menzo with aggravated her quest for tenure was rejected Quinn said that the reasoning were in court on April 21, 1993 for an assault in the 1st degree, aggravated as after refusing a fellow faculty arreignment on a case when they heard sault with a deadly weapon in the 2nd for removing the asbestos when it member's sexual advancement. the charges being pressed against another degree and possession of a weapon for was done was to prevent problems Professor Maali Habib Ashamalla man during his arreignment. unlawful purpose in the 3rd degree. in the future. Newcombe also said that a composite According to Lt. Robert Coyle of also claims in her lawsuit that senior He said that it was known that administrative personnel at the col of Menzo that was drawn up with the help Totowa Police Department, Menzo is of the woman jogger, helped them decide being indicted for a total of seven counts the radiators in Partridge Hall were lege neglected her complaints of the that he was the man they were looking for. of aggravated assault, three counts of pos lined with asbestos and that in the alleged sexual harassment. The man whose charges they heard session of a weapon for unlawful purpose, near future the radiators were go The lawsuit alleges that Carl were against Jeffrey A. Menzo, a 22-year- one count of burglary and one count of ing to be replaced and it was better old Totowa man. theft. Rodrigues, a member of the Person to do it before the school year nel Advisory Committee which is The charges that Newcombe and Cell Menzo's crime spree spans the towns heard which were being brought against of Wayne, Little Falls and Totowa, along started. responsible for recommending pro Menzo sounded just like the MSC jogger with the campus of MSC. Quinn added that there was no fessors for tenure, made sexual ad case, said Newcombe. Besides the woman jogger from MSC, danger to anyone because of the vances towards Ashamalla from 1987 In the attack of the woman jogger, she Menzo is being charged with attacking asbestos and it would only present to 1991. said that Menzo approached her and be three other women and the burglary of a a problem if the asbestos were to The North Jersey Herald and News gan to ask several questions. The woman neighbor's house. started to jog as Menzo kept watch over According to the authorities in Little be damaged by a worker while re reported that the lawsuit says that her and when she left the track, Menzo Falls, Menzo was arrested last March after placing the radiators and the as Rodrigues "repeatedly asked her to attacked her from behind, knocking her an alleged victim, a 15-year-old girl, saw bestos to get in the air. come to her house, sexually persued to the ground. He then straddled on top of him driving in Little Falls. If in the air and breathed in, her in other ways, made sexually vul her and struck her on the left side of the Detective Richard Stryker of Little asbestos could cause cancer. gar comments in her presence, and head with a wrench once she began Falls Police said that all four women were screaming. Quinn said that only the outside several times, put his arms around alone and grabbed from behind when the On May 19, 1993, MSC Campus Po alleged attacks took place. rooms of Partridge Hall on the first her and touched her elsewhere." lice had the woman come down to head On March 30, 1993, Menzo was ar three Boors were affected by the The legal documents which were quarters to look at a photographic line-up rested for burglarizing the home of one of asbestos. filed in U.S. District Court claims where she picked him out instantly, said his neighbors, Thomas and Josephine The removal of the asbestos took that the college failed to remove Newcombe. Watkins. place over the course of a weekend Rodrigues from his position and that Campus Police also did a vehicle check According to the indictment, Menzo of Menzo's through the DMV, and it and cost under $5,000, said Quinn. Please turn to page 9 matched the description of a vehicle that Please turn to page 5
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Continued from page 5 well as notice from some national political U.S. Se. Paul Tsongas’ Concord Coalition, a onstrengtlieningitsmembershipwhichbrings leaders. Aweekafterthe group’s July 14plea, deficit-reduction group Karl said. Third Mil with it acopyof the declaration anti a newslet “People come from all over the po the Democratic National Committee and the lennium hopes to co-sponsor a Capitol Hill ter. Regional chapters may Ire fonned for litical spectrum. We find that there is a lot of Republican National Committee released hearing on generational equity this fall and those in their late 20s. Although there Lsnoage common pound on the core future issues,” statements about theirefforts to attract voters, plans to have a Social Sea iri ty re form prop »sal limit on membership, Karl expects that “un Karisaid. He calls the group “postpartisan” in Karl said, aiding. “I don’t think this is a to C ongress by the end of the year, Karl said, doubtedly the most response is coming from that it doesn’t endorse any political party - just coincidence.” adding that the group will be looking for co the younger generation That’s where the solutions to shared concerns. I le agreed its Some others have contacted the sponsors for the proposal. energy will come from to make pilitical centrist ideology isn’t likely to attract extreme group expressing interest including former For now, the group is concentrating change,” lie said. liberal or right-wing activists and its declara tion espouses puttingsome hot political issues such as abortion and capitol punishment to the side so that attention can be focused on bot tom-line problems such as the national economy. An “absolute frustration with both political parties” led to 'ITiird Millennium’s WORK SMARTER. bold approach, Karl said, noting that Republi cans in the group were disappointed with former President George Bush and many see “moreofthesame” with President Bill Clin ton. The group isn’t forming a third party - rather NOT HARDER it’s in forming the current twoparties thatsome thing? must change. “We’re sick of the labels, sick of the anagement or Try the BA II PLUS and partisanship,” he added. “If we are going to marketing major? BA-35 at your local TI get over these serious problems that we face, then it’s going to have to be on a bipartisan Smart. retailer. A nd start working basis." MFinance or accounting smarter. Instead of harder. Michael EvansoftheC bllege Demo student? Also smart. cra ts of America a in tends that thisapproach is not the most effective way to deal with the To be even smarter, you nation’s ills, “there are no non-partisan Con need a BA II PLUS™ now, v T e x a s gressmen and senators. To be effective in before assignments pile up. politics, you need to be in a party,” he said. In s t r u m e n t s “Party politics works. It’s not the only way to It’s designed especially for get something done, but it’s very effective.” business professionals. The Evans also disagrees with Thin! kind you’re going to be. Millennium’s contention that today’s young voters arc powerless to influence national Naturally, the BA II PLUS policy, citing the 1992 presidential election in has basic business functions which 11 million 18-to-24-year-olds voted. Of like time-value-of-money. those voters, 5.5 million provided “the margin of victory for Clinton,” Evans said. Plus, it delivers much more. “The young people we speak to Cash flow analysis for in already are very active,” Evans said. “Maybe ternal rate of return (IRR). Third Millennium is looking in the wrong place.” Net present value (NPV). Stacey Ireyton of the US. Student Bond calculations. Depreci Association said that today’s college students ation. Advanced statistics. are very active and argued that Third Millennium’s organizers demonstrate little Also have a look at the understanding of the problems of today’s BA-35. It’s our most afford college smdents. She noted that 'Iliird able model for time-value- Millennium’s declaration didn’t inlcude any rcconunendatkins alxmt improving higher of-money, and even handles education. one-variable statistics. “We’re very concerned about die economy. Our generation is the first that will earn less dian its parents,” Leyton said. For that reason, her group believes the federal government should lie making a bigger in vestment in higher education by providing more financial aid. Financial aid grants in the past decade have decreased while college expenses increased, forcing many students to either drop out of college or to be burdened by heavy debt to complete their education. “We’re concerned about the defi cit... being used as an excuse to cut (educa tional) programs,” Leyton said. “On college campuses the talk is not about the deficit so much as to about how to pay for a college education now.” ''Trademark u< Texas Instrumrnu Incorporated Third Millennium’s agenda has O IW3 Texas Instruments Incorporated IH000102A stirred upa large amount of media attention as Moisrr CLARION 7 Columbus Day Weekend October $1 29 .00
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At W ednesday’s Back to School Bash, Tau Phi Beta Fraternity, brought United Parcel Service to campus. FIB and UPS distributed free water bottles. Students interested in part-time jobs were interviewed by UPS. W ith a tradition of tightly knit brotherhood, TIB seeks to develop the potential of it’s members, while serving the community. TIB is active both on and off campus. Their service includes a bowl-a thon for Muscular Dystrophy. The fraternity alsodistinguished IF YOU THOUGHT COLLEGE WAS itself as the 1993 Greek Week Champions. “Tau Phi Beta wanted to do something for the EXPENSIVE, TRY PUTTING YOURSELF students of MSC, what better way than to help them THROUGH RETIREMENT. pay for their education’’, said Joseph Mancuso, Presi dent of Tau Phi Beta. hink about supporting yourself for At TIAA-CREF, we not only under UPS offers a tuition reimbursement program for T twenty-five, thirty years or longer stand the value of starting early, we in retirement. It might be the greatest can help make it possible—with flexible part-time employees, providing up to $2,000 tuition financial test you’ll ever face. Fortunately, retirement and tax-deferred annuity per semester, plus regular pay that starts at $8/hour. you have one valuable asset in your plans, a diverse portfolio of investment W ork includes loading, unloading and sorting pack favor. Time. choices, and a record of personal Time to take advantage of tax-deferral. service that spans 75 years. ages. Part-time employees also receive full medical u\ Time for your money to grow. Over a million people in education benefits, paid holidays and vacations. Student can 1 But starting early is key. Consider this: and research are already enrolled in 3 if you begin saving just $ux> a month at earn up to $10,000 annually plus benefits. America’s largest retirement system. age thirty, you can accumulate $172,109* Find out how easy it is to join them. Call UPS offers flexible schedules; students can work by the time you reach age sixty-five. today and learn how simple it is to put T Wait ten years and you'd need to set aside either morning, afternoon or night hours. Working 5 yourself through retirement when you $219 a month to reach the same goal. have time and TIAA-CREF on your side. three to five hours a day, five days a week, leaves students plenty of time to participate ih the complete Startplannimyourfuture. Call our Enrollment Hotline 1 800 842-2888. “college experience”. I 75 years of ensuring the future I for those who shape it!“ This semester Tau Phi Beta will be bring UPS part- V time job recruiters to campus every Thursday in the s tu d e n t cen ter. *'■•"""""V uO tna m il ,‘f r.111% ,vr, W 77.1.1 Kil,rtm t«l. tinmiliu. Jit, ml/ tr u ji.i /,, aH,l , ,.l\ „ mp.,ul„ lll^ ¡M r r ,.r b^jb,r ,,,„ /./>«*,,,' .fry M hn.il rimili. CRF.hirlJim lt, *n Juinbult.lhy Tl. I.H K F tlm I, ,„Www< lulumul Simni...
i v i o i s n r 8 CLARION News/Thursday, September 16, 1993 SG A News by Gail Corrigan importance of the influence of a student The legislature met for the second voice on the Board for the heeding of tip'this semester on Wednesday, Sept. our rites and concerns. 8. President James Cotter swore in 26 At the SGA m eeting on Sept. 15, new legislators bringing the total to 40. 1993, a bill was passed in which Park The rest of the executive board intro way tokens will be available to students duced themselves and described their at a discount cost. Rolls of tokens may individual functions. Dr. Desiderioscioli be purchased from the secretary of the and Dean James Harris welcomed and SGA office; one roll per student per congratulated everyone for dedicating week will be allowed. MSC ID must be their time. shown at the time of purchase and after Student voting member of the Board one month the system will be reviewed. of Trustees, Sal Anderton, stressed the The bill passed with a vote of 41-0-0. The important position of President Pro Tempore was fulfilled by Gary Pankiewicz, who won the election over D r. D e si Carmen Andrade by secret ballot of the legislature. The position of PPT serves Child Care Center as a liaison between the SGA legislature m o v e s to and the executive board members. Other issues brought up was the fact expands to Stone that the Health Center should have S tu d e n t longer operating hours, and the fact that try Gail Corrigan students are unhappy with the new times A new Child Care Center for children three years ago, according to Janev DeLuca, that meal cards can be used in the Stu from the ages of three months to two and a Director of 'Die Child Care Center. The C e n te r dent Center Cafeteria. half years, Is currently under coastruction in New Infantile Center is set to be completed T he SGA Leadership Conference front of Stone Hall. by Christmas, DeLuca said. try Glenn Steinberg which is mandatory for all SGA m em Construction began in August to expand The Centerisopen toall children ofMSC bers will be held Oct. 1-3. the Child Care O n ter located in Stone Hall. smdents, faculty, and staff. It provides a Dr. Domenica Desiderioscioli(Desi), Any interested students who wish to Presently, children ages three months to two developmental program for children ages Vice President of Student Affairs, had serve on the legislature of the SGA and one half years are accommodated in two and one half years to six years, and an her office moved to the fourth floor of should pick up a petition outside the Webster Hall, but due to the growing need in fant/toddler program for children ages three the Student Center from College Hall SGA office. All petitions are due Friday of more space for children and the high rate months tluough 30 months. The hours are during the summer. Sept. 17, at noon. of expectant mothers who want to continue from 7:30 a.m. to6 p.m., or until 8 p.m. if the When asked for the reasoning be their education, the expansion was neces need exists. hind moving her office, Desi joked that sary. Interested mothers should contact she wanted a better view. In all serious The idea of a larger center came about DeLuca. ness though, she said that this move "would permit the leader of the Stu Continued from page 3 dent Affairs to be in the same building that houses the student’s affairs.” Student Government Association they would not grant Ashamalla ten (SGA) President, James “Appetite” ure due to her gender. Cotter, believes that the move was a Two other defendants in the case logical one because student life takes place in the student center, but does not include MSCs President Irvin Reid who think it is good enough. gave Ashamalla her final tenure rejec “I don’t think any administrator tion and Joseph Greco, who appointed interacts enough with the students,” Rodrigues to the three-member advi said Cotter sory committee in 1991, ( ’otter said that he would like to see the administrators interact with the Reid said that his rejection on D e students more. He thinks that Irvin cember 15, 1991 to Ashamalla was due Reid, President of Montclair State, to inadequate scholarly contributions to should walk around campus and interact the college. more with the students. As the North Jersey Herald and News When asked about the move into the Student Center, Sophomore James reported, the court papers cited that Logan did not even know who Desi "She has failed to publish three papers was. The same response was given by in referred journals and has shown little two other students, all of whom were enthusiasm in assignments which re standing in the Student Center. quire sustained commitment." Cotter believes that the problem with Director of Student Activities Chuck Feiner and Montclarion Editor- in-Chief students not knowing who the Rodrigues has since taken this year George Cat/e rumble ina battle for Student Center supremacy The Student Government administration is, lies in the fault of the off and has moved to Canada for reasons sponsored the Sumo wrestling attraction at their Back To School Bash gala event last faculty. unknown and was unable to be reached Wednesday. He said, “I don’t think it’s a problem for comment. George Cal/e quickly overtook Feiner in a best out of three match thus clinching with the students, it’s a problem with the title...for now... Ashamalla is now teaching business the administrators.” at Indiana University in Indiana, Pa. Cotter said, “The m inute you lose "I'll be back...", said Feiner. touch with the students, you lose touch She refused to comment on the situa with the institution.” tion.
MONT 0 C L A R I O N 7 M arjo rie Colem an- Campus Question Carter, Head -Raul Rivera How do you of Residence like living on Life speaks campusP out Renovations in bathrooms in Bohn Hall. by Howard Steng Marjorie Coleman-Carter, the head provide a place for learning which is groundwork for the program MSC has of residence life here at MSC spent a more diverse than the classroom. “It today. large portion of her life learning about goes well beyond eating and sleeping in Today, an inquirer will find proof of people. She worked as an undergraduate this 2,000 bed community." Ms. the rehabilitation of the different at Gannon University in Erie, Coleman-Carter believes the halls buildings which, Coleman-Carter Pennsylvania as a Desk assistant and provide opportunities for meaningful explains are, “old, aged, and worn.” She Resident assistant while working on a and significant interpersonal admits that there are lots of things to do degree in criminal justice. In 1979 she development. Ideally, she’d like all and that the office has made mistakes. came to MSC to work on her Masters in students to experience Resident Life. She explains, “ we know about these Noreen Ryan Counceling during which time she Sometimes feeling like the mayor of things; we know what buildings need Freshman Chemistry major worked as the directer of Webster Hall a city, Coleman-Carter feels that it is her improvement, but sometimes things Bohn Hall and the CoordinatorofStudent and Staff responsibility to provide safety and cannot all get done.” Despite budgetary "Yes. I like living on campus. You Development. This involved security to all the residents. She also restrictions, the office of Resident Life, can get more involved and meet more recruitment, selection and training of strives to assure that each resident lives does have a 10 year masterplan for people." employees amomg other things. After under adequate conditions and is as renewal which includes the installation that, she became the Assistant Director comfortable as possible. For this reason, of new elevators in Bohn Hall, but which of Residence Life, then the Associate there are Resident Assistants on duty concentrates on redeveloping the Director and in 1990, she assumed the 24 hours a day who can be reached by infrastructure. Changes will cost the position she now occupies. phone or through the front desk. These office $8 million for Bohn Hall alone Coleman-Carter is proud of her Resident Assistants are trained in peer within the next three years. professional background. She claims that counseling, crisis intervention, You may be wondering exactly where she is "not some administrator sitting assertiveness, and communication skills all this money will come from. Actually, behind a desk telling you things from a and are managed by Assitant Managers. most of Ms. Coleman-Carter’s budget, book. “ She believes that her experience In addition, to the R.A’s are the Desk about 75%, comes from the renting of prepared her best for the position. Assistants, perhaps the greatest asset to rooms. Since MSC isa State facility, the She is a firm believer that living in Resident life because she strongly state provides about 25% which first Tauares Armstrong the resident halls (a term she prefers believe in peer leadership. must go towards things like daily Sophomore Bio-chemistry major over the cold, concrete, and staunchy There were only two other directors maintenance, salaries, food service, and Freeman Hal! “dormatories”) gives students a well- before Coeman-Carter. T he first stayed "Itgets boring on weekends but other rounded experience. For her, the halls on for 17 years and really laid the please turn to page j 4 than that it's O.K."
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By John Williams at St. Olaf College in Northfield, Minn. Staff Writer “If you have a roommate who is College Press Service cooperative and thoughtful, it will make the rest of your college experience, and I n a com pe ti t i ve and fl »id marke tplacc, other things, go easier.” colleges now have to offer more But for students who opt to live on 1 compelling reasons why students should campus, proponents say that the live on campus, not to mention the experience in invaluable, but admit not problem of matching compatible all matches are made in heaven. “We give roommates one they get there, housing it the best try we can. It can be difficult officials say. putting two 18-year-olds in a 12-by-15 College housingofficialsmaintain that room who are changing in drastic ways,” dorm living is an extension of the said Kneser. “They are having to set up educational process on campus, and that rules. They may want very different roommates can learn through negotiation, things. That's where adaptability comes compromise and communication. That in.” Michele posing in front of Stonehenge can be a tough sell when schools are Students at many institutions fill out competing with off-campus housing. roommate preference cards so they can “Housing directors are facing not say what they want in a roommate. Studying in England fora semester abroad is an excellent way to learn enough resources and shrinking budgets. Smoking, drinking and living habits are about a different culture. I also learned alot about myself and became Managements of decline is the issue,” usually the biggest issues that students more independent. I recommend the international program to everyone. said Gary Schwarzmueller, executive address when searching for the ideal Every student should see that there are alot of opportunities outside director of the Association of College and roommate. But it’s usually personalities University Housing Officers- that can make or break a roommate America. International. “Enrollmentisdroppingat relationship. many schools. That obviously affects “T here’s no magic. We are asked housing.” about smoking and such things as single le-Ci5? / / cmcesci.ic'si A growing segment of the college sex halls and try to get a fit,” said Karon University of Northumbria, England population is made up of part-time and Saleh, administrative assistant in the Major - Recreation and Leisure non-traditional students who have homes University of Maine’s housing and careers. These groups have no need department. We’ve noticed that in the to live in a dorm. What this means is that past five years that students are coming colleges have to market their dorms to a from home and expect to have a phone in narrow student population -those aged 18 their rooms. Many are looking for single to 22. rooms and don’t know how to share a In the 1989-90 school year, the federal space.” Department of Education studied 70.000 Kneser, at St. Olaf College, said more “Airwaves” undergraduate students in postsecondary students leave college for non-academic institutions and where they live. The reasons than academic reasons, and dorm survey found that 15 percent lived on relations rank high on the list for leaving campus, 56.7 percent lives off campus a school. He offered the following tips on 1 0 1 , 5 W M S C and 28.3 percent lived at home with their successful dorm living: parents. -Enroll and fill out housing preference Vance Grant, a specialist in educational cards quickly. Answering questions on NOR WISH MW JERSEY'S statistics with the DOE, estimated the the cards, and being honest about your number of students living on campus is falling, although there are no current please turn to page 1 3 BEST NEW MUSIC! statistics on the subject. “Olderstudents, - or part-timestuiien ts, don't live in dorms,” he said, “and those are the growing CjJ99jí segments at colleges.” FUNDRAISING Many schools are now creating dorm S o c m c Psi Sigma Phi is having a Hot Dog areas for specific student needs, based on ✓ Delta Kappa Psi is sponsoring Tuesday Nights at Hollywood Lights. 25^ Sale Monday Night. Free delivery call interests, racial makeup or even major. Drinks,Drafts. $2 pitchers. $5 cover. x4656 Every Monday until Football And to minimize conflict between rC Sigma Gamma Rho Sorority, Inc. is having a party at Rutgers Newark on\ season is over. Thursday, September 16, 1993 at 9::00 pm Grceks-$2 ID $3 General Public $4. students, housing officials are trying to */ Alpha Omega & Delta Chi are having a Rush mixer- Tues., Sept. 21, Call Tern Sigma Psi Phi will be selling candy match roommates through roommate (655-4810) for info. filled pumpkin on October 19 at 12-2pm preference cards and computer programs. ✓ Alpha Omega and Theta Xi are having a Casino Night Rush mixer- Thur., and on October 20 5-7pm in front of But officials concede that pure luck is Sept.23,. Call Tern (655-4810) for info. Blanton cafereria. Deliveries will l>e on the main factor in successful roommate ✓ Alpha Chi Rho is having a rush mixer w/Theta Kappa Chi on October 28,1993. relationships. 9/22. Call Steve(4817) for details. */ Alpha Iota Chi & Phi Alpha Psi are having a rush mixer on Delta xi Delta is selling raffle “Your roommate may not be the closest Thurs.,Sept. 16. tickets for just a buck ($) for a $50 gift relationship you make, but it is the most ✓ Sigma Delta Phi & Tail Kappa Epsilon are having a rush Certificate to Charlie Browns. (Tax significant in their first year,” said Greg fixer Thurs., Sept. 16. Meet at 8:30 pm in front of Student Ce and Tip included!) Kneser, associate director of student life Call Dianna for info 492-0069.
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1 0 M O N T I L CLARION Campus Life/Thursday, September J 6, 1993 DORM L IF E from page 11 -Enter the roommate relationship with impartial observer to help mediate,” section for engineering majors. Faculty lifestyle can aid housing officials in a positive attitude. Students need to be Kneser said. members give lectures to students who evaluating personalities and making flexible and open to different ideas. If He said there must be give and take live in these sections. roommate matches. you’re positive, yourroommate many react with roommates. “I hear about people The university used to give dorm -Don’t have your parents help fill out the same way. The inverse also applies, whocan’tstand going back totheir room,” students the Myers-Briggs personality the preference cards. Students can Kneser said: If you’re negative, your he said. “The ones I hear about are test which divided students into respond freely and honestly to the roommate may pick up on those vibes and roommates who are disrespectful, have “types” to match roommates questions if they know their parents won’t act accordingly. bad social and living habits or personal accordingly. But that was halted about be critical of the responses. “I tell parents -Avoid conflict before it happens. hygiene, which all can affect people in five years age because the system not toeven look at completed preferences Talk about issues that could cause many negative ways.” didn’t work. cards,” he said. problems, such as having friends over Saleh, at the University of Maine, said “If we find somebody who loves the - Avoid rooming with a friend. A or attitudes about sharing belongings. most of the institution’s dorms are not Grateful Dead, and find someone else roommate situation can put a stress on the Instead of letting negative feelings divided be race or interest, but there is who likes the Grateful Dead, we’ll try to friendship, and they may not know the build, talk about the problem at the first one hall that has a floor for science majors, match them. It’s just a good guess,” she other’s living habits. sign. “If things get to an impasse, get and the school is experimenting with a said.
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M O N T *i r C LA R IO N 1 J ------Opinion/Thursday, September 16, 1993------M A ,1 N EDIT You say Ghadafi, I say Kadaffi \ whoengage in state-sponsored terrorism; todeterfurther violence against our people; and to affinn the expectation Friendly of civilized behavior among nations. Therefore, on Friday, I ordered our forces to launch a cruise missile attack on the Central Intelligence Agency’s Fascism principal command and control facility in Langley, by Stu Weisman Virginia. Those missiles were launched this afternoon at 4:22 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time. They landed approximately an hour ago. I have discussed this action Ministry of Information • Tripoli, Libya • June 26, with our allies and friends in the region. And I have called 1993 for an emergency meetingof the United Nations General REMARKS BY COLONEL KADAFFI IN Assembly to expose America’s crime. ADDRESS TO THE NATION Their actions were directed against the American COLONEL KADAFFI:My fellow Libyans, this government, which was responsible for the assassination evening I want to speak with you about an attack by the plot. America has demonstrated repeatedly that they will government of America against Libya, and the actions resort to terrorism or aggression if left unchecked. Our we have just taken to respond. intent was to target America’s capacity tosupport violence In 1986, the Reagan Administration bombed the against Libya and other nations, and to deter President Libyan countryside in an attempt to assassinate myself, Clinton from supporting such outlaw behavior in the Colonel Muamar Kadaffi. The French Embassy in Tripoli future. Therefore, we directed our action against the was also hit by American bombs. facility associated with America’s support of terrorism, Followingtheseattacks, I ordered our own intelligence while makingeveryeffort to minimize the loss of innocent and lawenforcement agencies to conduct a thorough and life. independent investigation. Over the past several years, There should be no mistake about the message we officials from those agencies reviewed a range of intend these actions to convey to President Clinton, to intelligence information, traveled to America and the rest of the American leadership, and to any nation, elsewhere, extensively interviewed the suspects, and group, or person who would harm our leaders or our thoroughly examined the forensic evidence. citizens. We will combat terrorism. We will deter Elementary, my dear aggression. We will protect our people. Seven years may seem like a longtime, but we did not With over 200 acres - many of them inadequately lit - and a sc want to be hasty when investigatingsuch serious charges. If Bill Clinton and his regime contemplate further This.Thursday, those officials gave me their findings. illegal provocative actions they can be certain of our backs rears its ugly head yet again), the MSC campus is not the eas Based on their investigation there is com pellir gevidence response. Add into the equation, the campus’ close proximity to many of the that there was, in fact, a plot to assassinate myself; and Let me say to the men and women in our Armed and the job gets harder. One of the first things a resident of the coll that this plot, which included the use of powerful bombs Forces and in our intelligence and law enforcement safety bubble from the outside world. No matter how pretty new a made in America, was directed and pursued by the agencies who carried out the investigation and ourmilitary amphitheatres, or rubberized running tracks are, the meanness and Central Intelligence Service. response: You have my gratitude and the gratitude of all merely need pass through the gates of the college to shatter any illi We should not be surprised by such deeds, coming as Libyans. You have performed a difficult mission with With this said, we at the Montclarion are glad we have two oflfic they do from a regime like America, which is mled by courage and professionalism. atrocity, has slaughtered its own people, invaded its Finally, 1 want to say this to all the Libyan people: Paul Cell in the employ of the college. In a scenario that seems mo neighbors, attacked others, and engaged in chemical and While the Cold War has ended, the world is not free of script from The Commish than a true story, Newcombe and Cell idei environmental warfare, America has repeatedly violated danger. And I am determined to take the steps necessary drawing that was made almost a full year ago. The man they identi the will and conscience of the international community to keep our nation secure. We will keep our forces ready against a student. — a fact demonstrated by their refusal to comply with to fight. We will work to head off emerging threats and These are clearly two individuals who have committed thems the decisions of the World Court. we will take action when action is required. That is student body. T'he Montclarion would like to commend the officers But this attempt at revenge against a country which precisely what we have done today. questions America’s imperialist aims is particularly Thank you, and Allah be praised. loathsome and cowardly. We thank Allah it was [This is not a real press release. It is a modified Not elementary sthool. unsuccessful. transcript of the speech that President Clinton delivered 11 is clear that the American bombing was no impulsive after bombing Iraq. The word Iraq was replaced with the Unfortunately, however, it seems the job of protecting the safe or random act. It was an elaborate plan devised by the word America, Colonel Kadaffi was substituted for complete. Any seminar concerning students’ safety begins with on American government and directed against myself Presidents Bush and Clinton, and a few other minor | surroundings.” The only way in which to know your surroundings because of actions I took as your leader. As such, the editing changes were made.] your disposal to make an informed decision. We at t Montclarion American attack against myself was an attack against our Hey, it’s the dawn of a newera! With the signingof the | which the authorities have acted to hamper the newspaper’s invest country and against all Libyans. Middle East peace pact, we can now officially declare | cases. We could not and have not let such action against our Israel the 5 l ’st state (4 billion dollars of aid per year). By The Montclarion requested specific information, including an nation go unanswered. the way, if you disagree with my editorials, voice your the suspect Newconmbe and Cell identified. Phis request was dei From the first days of our revolution, Libya’s security opinion on the air!...Listen to “Stu’s Views” on Music & | County Prosecuter. According to the Student Press Law Center, a has depended on the clarity of this message: Don’t tread Politics every Wednesday from 12 to 3pm on 101.5 on us. A firm and commensurate response was essential WMSC-FM. Next weeks editorial will be on the Florio/ | insuring student publications are not denied basic freedoms guarai to protect our sovereignty; to send a message to those Whitman state governors race. must be made available (N.J. Stat Ann. Secs. 47:1A-4 - West 1989 i relayed this fact to college officials as well as the prosecuter. The ai suppressing an integral part of the story. The Montclarion is a student-run publication that acts as the n Want to write information for its readers about MSC happenings. To undermine | students - and faculty for that matter - simply should remain uninf« for Hie opinion page? this condescending attitude reprehensible. College-^gpd adults do they were young children, but sadly, that is the way they are being 'The Montclarion would like to assure its readers that we will ft Call Kevin at 655-5169 including litigation, to ensure our readership is informed in the fut
MONT CLARION EDITORIAL Opinion/Thursday, September 16, 1993- I t’s catchy a n d there is no cure!IL There is an illness plaguing America’s youth, and they don’t want to be cured. It’s not AIDS, or anything like it, but it strikes 9 out of 10 students. In my High School, we called it Senioritis, and it is fatal. This tragic illness will cause those afflicted to cut classes, skip Reflections' assignments and generally avoid schoolworkof any kind. by Lisa Cohn I Symptoms persist for the rest of his/her education, The cause of Senioritis is known: overwhelming relief from ______I the pressure of grades. Why, I ask, is it should it be such an amazing release? the test? Not much. SAT’s have been taken and passed. The colleges have Let’s bring this too the college level. I have found accepted or denied admission. Every goal that parents that there are two different kinds of teachingstyles in and teachers have been driving us toward have been higher education. Some teachers give and hour lecture realized or not. Most of us have spent a lifetime (18-odd to students who are busy copying down as much as years) studying, they can trying to cramming, and guess what the otherwise filling our teacher will be heads with reams of People learn best when there is no putting on the next knowledge that test. The same generally exit the p ressu re, when there is something teachers assign 300 skull at the opposite pages of reading pole an average of interesting happening. each night, oblivious an hour after they to the fact that most enter (another students have four theory suggests that the information flows from the other classes. teacher to the student’s paper without bothering to Other teachers, however, make a game out of learning y, m y dear Ncheck in at the brain). I am now a senior again, and I’m (the kind of class where you feel like you’re regressing to waiting for Senioritis to hit again. kindergarten). The students in these classes may not >f them inadequately lit - and a scaled-back campus police force (cut- Somewhere along the line, educators (parents, take a one page of notes for the whole semester, but they i), the MSC campus is not the easiest place in the world to secure, teachers, whatever) have lost sight of the true goal of enjoy the class and they remember and understand is’ close proximity to many of the nation’s most crime-ridden cities, school, education, and replaced it with something far everything. People learn best when there is no pressure, more insidious: grades. when there is something interesting happening. In le first things a resident of the college learns is that the campus is no How often have we seen children in Junior High and stressing grades over learning, educators have raised a orld. No matter how pretty new academic buildings, outdoor High School (not to mention College), with their heads generation of children who are amazingly skilled at ning tracks are, the meanness and ugliness of the outside world resting on folded arms, exhausted after staying awake telling the teacher what they want to hear, a generation :es of the college to scatter any illusion of complete security. longer by eating caffeine pills and pouring sugar down that can remember five pages of noted for up to an hour, itclarion are glad we have two officers like Sgts. Debra Newcombe and | their throats (or worse yet: drugs). How much of that but can’t remember the last time they picked up a book liege. In a scenario that seems more likely to have been a rejected information they were studying will stay with them after for their own pleasure. ic story, Newcombe and Cell identified a suspect from a composite ull year ago. The man they identified later confessed to an assault Rat-Rah-Shish-Boom-Bah duals who have committed themselves to ensuring the safety of the ould like to commend the officers for a job well done. So now that we are in agreement that our Rat is enviable of any high school cafeteria we have to take the next logical step, change. As students, we are the tmentary sthool, however ones who keep this institution alive. We have the power to do change just about anything on this campus ;ems the job of protecting the safety of the student body is not wholly if enough of us work together. I have compiled a list ig students’ safety begins with one important maxim - “Know your of proposalson how we may bring “life” back into the vhich to know your surroundings is to have enough information at Rat. d decision. We at t\'&Montclarion are deeply distressed at the way in First of all the lights must bedimmed. Beer goggles to hamper the newspaper’s investigation into this, as well as other Salutation, quality-bar seekers and welcome back are not as effective in bright lights. Second of all we from the dimension of hot and hazy temperatures. need to decorate. With what you ask? How about a pecifie information, including an incident report and the mugshot of Speaking of climate we have seen some foggy days with piece of ourselves. Any individual, club or organization II identified. This request was denied on the advice of the Passaic our Rattskeller. But with the entrance of alcohol the is more than welcome to bring any banners, clouds have begun to clear. memorobilia, creative work or otherwise and hang it the Student Press Law Center, a non-profit organization dedicated to The Student Government Association fought long in what could be a cool place. We also need more not denied basic freedoms guaranteed the press, this information and hard last year to have alcohol back in the Rat. The programming, which of course includes the usual : Ann. Secs. 47:1A-4 - West 1989 #Supp. 1991). The Montclarion SGA polled the students of MSC and ninety percent of array of comedy nights, poetry readings, art displays, s as well as the prosecuter. The authorities failed to respond, in effect, us shouted, “Yes we want alcoholC So we got what we battles of the bands etc. ; story. worked for but so what? We still have another war to As many ofyou with empty pockets realize our tuition -run publication that acts as the main - in some cases, sole - source of wage. Our Rat has got to be the most uninviting bar I was raised but the quality of our nightlife was not. This vlSC happenings. To undermine this effort is to state, in effect, the have ever stepped foot in. We have to make the place is absolutely ludicrous. Any radical parties interested tter - simply should remain uninformed. We at the Montclarion find into a jammin’ party cloud, a place which is not only should get involved with ideas, decorations or just warm Sensible. College-^ged adults do not have to be coddled as though palatable but digestable. bodies and we will be on our way. Ily, that is the way they are being treated. :o assure its readers that we will follow all necessary channels, We want to hear from you! Send your letters to the editor to readership is informed in the future. Editorial Page, The Montclarion, MSC, Upper Montclair, NJ 07043
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•wTsTudlnTm OPEN7DAYS______Sylvan Technology Centers Hart of the Syli All Major Brands Exactly as Prescribed Free Membership Fast Delivery 100% Guaranteed All-You-Can-Eat Buffets Breakfast, Saturdays & Sundays A W u s e r h _. $ 3.99 o Discount cards at SGA office fe» Available to sponsor Organizational Events Always Hiring L o o k for us on s p o r t i n g event tickets ^ ANY Extra Value Meal Save over $3.00! Includes choice of desert! M ON I i o CLARION I 7 ------Campus Life/Thursday, September 16, 1993 P+CuLiAf ptopL* AKd prt/id+Nt¡AL WoHd+f/... Cigarette consumption. A bizzare “App, gimme a damn smoke...” Her lungs rose and fell in a rythmic “What?” 1 asked “I’m really sorry! vehicle used ritunlistically to prevent “I heard this lady in South Dakota motion. Perspiration began to soak my I can’t hear you.” maddnessand hysteria from overtaking lost the use of her right nostril...” pits, and I grappled nervously around “...give me a cigarette...” one’s existence. You can only chew on “Appetite, I swear to Christ.” the room, snorting and grunting in “Jeez, just get a part time job and pens or suck lollipops for so long before “And 1 read something to the effect despiration. buy a pack yourself. 1 mean do you your toes start to tingle in anticipation of that, uh, one’s sexual drive becomes “YOU GUYS!!” I called out from my truly expect your elected officials to that first long drag of beautiful blue somewhat perveted.” office, “ I think I lost a cabinet member!” subsidize your bad habits?” smoke. Clenching the filter between “APPETITE!!! I’mhavingafriggin’ The troops came running, falling over “You, you REPUBLICAN!” your teeth, chewingon it ever so slightly; nic fit here! If you don’t give me a damn each other to catch a glimpse of the That did it I flipped. I began to ifonly the Ratt’s pizza wassodelectible... cigarette this second, I mean it, I’m mangled figure on my floor. bellow uncontrollably, waving my 1 told everyone to come visit the SC A ripping your brain out through your “What the hell did you do to her?” arms frantically and pulling my hair office the first w eek of school and to optical cavity!!!” they asked in concert out from the roots. “BLAH11! come bearing the aforementioned With potential mutilation on the I stammered “1,1 wouldn’t give her a BLAHH! OOGY BLEEK tabacco product. They came to visit horizon, I relented. She shoved the cigarette when she asked...” MOOLAGA!” I ran to the C-store, certainly, droves of cartoon characters: cigarette into her face, blasting fire across “WHAT?!? How could you? Idiot! threw my body behind the counter smiling mouths, flailing limbs, shuffling her lips, weezing a delightful sigh of Evil demon of hell fire! Sado-masochist! and started flinging cigarettes to feet; all without smokes. smoke from each hole in her pounding Jets fan! Cannibalistic Saltine cracker theheavens. Bummingcigarettes is a time honored nose. With glazed eyes and wilted body, eater of the underworld!!! She’s all “SVDKESVK iKINM iKINAK )KK!!!" tradition, rooted in the ancient pagan she melted into the floor, the crackling sorts of messed up!” Urchins began diving into the store, practiceofgettingnaked.smearingone’s of burning paper following her to the “Hey guys, take it easy, she still lives comsuming the butts whole, body with wet earth, and running wildly carpet. for God’s sake.” They encircled the gargling and hacking hysterically. about the countryside gathering roots Brushing the ashes away from the body, chanting and moaning, creating a Hysteria. Feel the Hysteria. and vegetation from other people’s crumpled mass of body tissue in front of ring of smokers reviving one of their By the way, SGA petitions are fields. So in they came, legislators, my desk, I felt my heart jump into my own. They all lit up, the thick smoke due this Friday, Sept. 17, high noon. cabinet members and assorted zombies throat. Had I held out too long? 1 had lifting the body five feet off the ground. There are about 10 seats left on the of all shapes, drooling for a nicotine fix seen a condition like this only once It floated momentarily, bobbing in grey legislature. Non-smoking section in the President’s office... before, the rare and hedious scourge of mist until she sneezed herself into available. “Appetite, gimme a cigarette,” she nicotine denial. A guy at summer camp conciousness. I ler mouth began to James "Appetite“ Cotter said forcefully, eyeing the full pack left when I was 12 couldn’t smoke because quiver, as if she was forcing herself to SGA President unprotected on my desk. his father was haunting around the speak. “You know, you have to start reading campsite. You should’ve have seen the “...give...give...” warning labels,” 1 replied, sounding white goo that came out of his mouth by slightly paternal, “you’ll have babies day two. with five heads if you puff on these.” She hadn’t croaked, this I was sure. To be an SGA Legislator... fry Sean Murray You have all seen signs around campus saying “become a legislator- join C a r d s the SGA.” To become an SGA legislator, our equivalent of a congressman at MSC, one only needs to petition 150 signatures. Becoming a legislator is c r e a t e d one of the greatest things you can doat college. You will meet tons of people, f o r have a great time, and help the school and yourself in the process. The SGA really opened up the college experience for me. During my A f r i c a n first semester here, last fall, I didn’t know many people outside of Freeman A m e r i c a n s ! Hall. When I became legislator, I got to meet a lot of people. The people on the SGA are the greatest people- they are people who care about the school and desire to make a difference. I urge you to become part of our family - and to feel the hysteria. As a legislator, you will have the opportunity to sit on a standing by Hallmark committee and acollege-wide committee. Standingcommittees meet once a week. College-wide committees meet only a couple of times each Beautiful designs and innovative semester. ideas w ith themes like family pride, faith and The standing committees of the SGA are: Appropriations, External tradition. Come in and see Affairs, Welfare, and Internal, Public Relations, Academic Affairs, our selection. Government and Administration, and Constitutional Review. In addition to these, there are two advisory boards: The Food Advisory Board and Multicultural Advisory Board. Each legislator is also required to donate one hour each month as a legislative hour, in which they work out of the SGA office. All legislators, cabinet members, and Class One presidents and treasurers are required to go on the SGA leadership conference, which will lie held on The College Bookstore October 1, 2, and 3. If you want to become a legislator petitions are due by 12 noon on Friday, Sept. 17. If you have any questions, feel free to contact 655-4310 the SGA office at 655-4202. O H MONT Z U C L A R I O N Montclarion/Thursdoy, September 16, 1993 Submit Submit SubmibrStJ^mit &¿mit Submit Sint Subm it Submit Submit '¿ llw it *uhnu Do you w riter Draw? “Paint? Extemporize anything you feel like on paper? Then submit your craft to Four Walls Montclair's Arts and Literary Magazine. The last culture rag of the post-industrial re/evolution DeA$MC$: b/ritity - 4 October. A rt - 30 Se^tm^&r. IU S W IM S MUST INCUIDC: Milt. PIN! NIIMGCR MID SOW SttlllltV NIIHM MONT C1ARION 21 Thursday, September 16, 1993 The Billy Taylor Trio: what they were going to do." Taylor is a recogn i zed musician: he received “You Tempt Me” two Peabody Awards, an Emmyandthe First Cer by Boqumila Kopec “Walking by Light” by Billy Taylor tificate of Recognition Yes you did, Mr. Taylor and I am sure through Duke Ellington’s theme song- given by the U.S. Con that I was not the only one. For about two ”Take the A Train” written by Billy gressional Art Caucus. hours on Saturday night, Billy Taylor Strayhom to the acme of the performance, He is also a presidential Triocharmed the audience with the sound Gershwin’s “The Man I Love.” appointee to the National of jazz. No wonder, the listeners were Titles included in the program allowed Council on the Arts next taken by the music and the personality of all three musicians to show their talent, to Duke Ellington and the Master. Dr. Billy Taylor, playing skill and personality. As Taylor said, David Baker. Taylorhas piano, who was accompanied by Mr. Carl “Jazz is a way of playing” and quoting his also been a guest to the Allen, playing drums and Mr. Charles mentor, Duke Ellington, he added, “it White House and has “Chip” Jackson, on bass showed how also requires personal input base on the participated in three modest true genius is. feeling and experience.” State Department All in smiles, Taylor greeted the audi The compositions “Celebrate” and Tours. ence and introduced himself and his “Remember April” were showcases for If you missed the con fellow musicians. Maintaining contact Jackson whose superb solo on bass called cert, there is hope that with the audience, Taylor showed a very forastandingovation. Allen displayed his the Billy Talyor Trio will unique style of introducing compositions. craft in “Seven Steps to Heaven.” His be back but for now, you Each title was accompanied by a little dynamic solo on drums was answered by can look for their albums story, or explanation of its main character a storm of applause. “White Nights and Jazz istic, making the nature of jazz more fa Both performances echoed in Taylor’s in Leningrad,” “You miliar to the audience. warm approval, “They surprised me,” he Tempt Me,” and their The selections varied from the said after the concert, “it was our first latest, “Doctor T.” “groovy,” yet modern “Soul Sister” and official performance and I did not know Dr Billy Taylor doing the thing he loves last. True Romantez another notch for Tarantino by Kelly Schab Clarence Worley (“so cool”-ly played by role for Val Kilmer), to kill Alabama’s Christopher Penn as a narcotics officer, “You’ie so cool!” That’s what I’d say Christian Slater), a big Elvis and kung-fu pimp, Drexl Spivey (Gary Oldman who while not in a as big a part as "Nice Guy" if I ever met Quentin Tarantino writer of fan, and Alabama Whitman (the talented just can’t shake that evil Dracula grin) in Eddie in Reservoir Dogs, is wonderful and True Romance and writer/director/actor of Patricia Arquette), a sweet first-time call order to free his wife. Everything would lets his expressive eyes do all the talking. Reservoir Dogs. T he man is a genius. I’m girl, meet, fall in love, and marry all in the have worked out fine if not for the fact that Can I just tell you that I love Chris Penn? even going to venture to say that he is the time span of one day. As they pledge their Clarence mistakenly picks up a suitcase When the characters watch 'IV, pay next Martin Scorsese and I’m not the only love for each other while sitting on a full of cocaine instead of Alabama’s clothes. attention. There is a small reference to one who’s said that. billboard, the advertisement looms above It’s all twists, turns and hundred-foot Reservoir Dogs in a kung-fu scene and later Romance, the second script authored their heads telling the world, “Don’t wait drops from here on in. a montage of screaming victims that fore by Tarantino to be released, is a mind- for the dust to settle.” Don’t worry, they The violent scenes, along with the shadows the chaos to come. numbing roller coaster ride of violence don’t. lone love scene, are orchestrated by direc After the feathers and the dust of the that leaves the viewer with nothing to Clarence decides, with the help of his tor Tony Scott (Top Gun, Beverly Hills Cop violent finale settles, the viewer is left in hold onto but his heart in his throat. JiminyCricket-like mentor, whojust hap If) in such a way that the viewer can’t fi nd a state of awe and amazement at what he This is a love story, believe it or not. pens to be Elvis’s ghost, (an all too brief his bearings. Remember those movies of has just seen. roller coaster rides at Great Adventure Though not as intense as Reservoir- where you stod and held somebody’s hand Dogs (which is saying something about Coming up«.» in order to maintain your balance? Well, the intensity of that movie), Romance is an they’re like that only Mommy isn’t here unforgettable film. It is intense enough The M o n t c l a k i o n will provide free listings of your A&E events if you drop a note off to hold your hand here, kids. and is not for the weak of heart or stomach, to Kelly Schab, the A&E editor Tarantino is playing with your minds, so buyer beware. However, if you love to by Friday at noon. kiddies, because as soon as you're out of be frightened out of your mind, then this Thursday, Sept. 16 one loop of the coaster and redescover movie’s for you. Personally, I loved it and ART-College Art Gallery, “T he lime of the Smokestacks.” Photographs from Italy. Cimued by Nancy Goldring and Klaus Schnitzer of the Depart your equilibrium, he throws another one am impatiently awaitingTarantino's next ment of Fine Arts. Opening reception: 3p.m. Sept. 23 Runsuntil Oct. 22. at you. movie. I just hope that he directs his own Gallery One, Albert Neal, photographs. Runs until Sept. 29. Great actingabounds in this movie and script this time around. Tuesday, Sept.21 the confrontational scene played out by Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken PLAYERS-“The Glass Menagerie’1 by Tennessee Williams. 8p.m. If you'd like to write for will leave you in awe. R&€ (music, theater, Wednesday, Sept. 22 Brad Pitt is unforgettable as the "with- movie or book reviews), MIJSIC-Stephen Bryant, baritone, and Gary Kirkpatrick, piano, performing out-a-clue" druggy, Floyd and Bronson contact Kelly Schab at the Schuman's “Dichterliebe.” Noon, McEachern Recital Hall. Free. Call (201) Pinchot as Elliot, an S.O.B. coke buyer 655-7219 Montdarion office or call will make you forget that he was ever in x5241 todayl PLAYERS-“The Glass Menagerie” by Tennesse Williams. 8p.m. Perfect Strangers. 00 M O N T LL C L A R I O N Arts&Entertainment/Thursday, September 16, 1993 girls to grow up wholesome and pure, not like that... that... Madonna tramp. Okay, The soshe’s a role model in one sense, and not Quick, Ike in another. Ted Kennedy, U.S. Senator. Is he a Couch role model? Give me a break. He throws Prophet his weight around to benefit his most Potato important constituents-his family. Forget needs a about the public. Besides, who believes in “We, the people” anymore? Role new logo! Update model? Not. by Kevin Schwoebe! “ Role models are Welcome, you loyal reader you, to an b y G e o r g e other thrilling yet refined look into enter tainment that I like to call PROPH ET O lscheuuski what you make of BIGG! I’d like you all to know that the re Another semester is upon us, and one Finally, someone decides to spea': up, them . ” sponse to the “Design the PROPH ET fact keeps staring me in my face- I’ve not just for basketball players, but for any BIGG Logo Contest” has been great. been scribing this column for four years athlete that ever did steroids, chewed Should these people be expected to be But, if you haven’t sent in your entry, get now, and this lovely installment marks tobacco, horked a loogie, or tossed fire role models because of an elected office on it! Look at the contest box below and the beginning of the fifth year. If I’m here crackers at reporters. I agree with Sir or platinum records? Karl Malone, fellow get to work! any longer than five years, Reid will prob Charles- to expect celebrities to become basketball player for the Utah Jazz, be Okay. I /Ct's move on. ably hire me for something. But I digress. role models once they step into the lime lieves that once you become a celebrity, •In case you haven’t yet heard, Herve Just before the end of finals, a Nike light is foolish, arrogant, and presumptu you already are a role model because of Villechaize committed suicide this past commercial aired that had parents, televi ous. Is Madonna a role model? To an your visibility. It’s the individual’s re week. It is a shame and there’s really sion watchdog groups, and other assorted extent, she is. She is a female that lives by sponsibility to set a good example, be nothing more to say about it. do-gooders in a tizzy. Charles Barkley of her rules and doesn’t take crap from any cause the world is looking at you. Young •T he casting on the Lawrence Kasdan the Phoenix Suns, under the cover of an one. Everything she has done for her children are particularly impressionable, directed version on the life and times of advertisement, announced the following: career (note: for her career) has been ac and they always look uptoathletes. When Wyatt Earp is finally complete. The list is “I am not a role model, I am a basket cording to her own design. She made her they see Sir Charles and his less-than- as follows: Wyatt Earp - Kevin Costner, ball player. I get paid to wreak havoc on success. Is she a role model for wearing gentle style of basketball, they think, James Earp - David Andrews (TV’s Maun the basketball court. Just because 1 can snow-cones on stage and fondling her “Hey, he’s doing that, and he’s famous. and Machine), Morgan Earp - Linden dunk a basket doesn’t mean I should raise entourage on stage? In tod ay’s society, we I’m gonna do that, too.” Ashby (Mr.anc/Mrs. Bridge), Warren Earp your kids.” frown on that, young lady. We expect our Does this mean that kids are going to - James Caviezel (My Own Private Idaho), Virginia Earp- Betty \M\cV\ey (Tony Award Winner for Cats). REVIEW: John Mellencamp-////;;///// Wheels Alsoappearingare Adam Baldwin, Rex Linn, Annabeth Gish, Mark Harmon, by Sussy Guevara on Nov. 14, 1992 and contributed to the background to entertain the viewer's ear. Just when one thinks that all the philo album. It’s not a perfect album, but it’s not a bad 1 ’om Sizemore, Mary Stecnburgen, Jeff sophical aspects of life have been sung For most of the songs his voice sounds one in the least bit. Fahey, Michael Madsen, Catherine about we have John Mellencamp to reas too serene. It could be that I’m too used Throughout his carreer, he has drifted O ’Hara, Bill Pullman, JoBeth Williams, sure us that there is still much more to to his other method of singing and can’t from producer to producer. He has gone Mare Winngham and Gene Hackman. bitch about in life. listen to a calm, mellow Mellencamp. In from multiple producing to solo produc Quite acast. It might actually I k * worth 11 was nearly se venteen years ago whe n the title track, his voice is distorted which ing and finally to bringing in three other seeing. I can’t wait. he Ixigan his ascension in the musicscene. makes the song interesting. producers on this one. He has always •Also dying this week is Raymond At the commencement of his carrer, con “Suzanne and the Jewels” and “What been a part ofevery production and part of Burr. The star of television’s Perry Mason trol over what he wrote and the image he if I Came Knocking” get tedious after a every song (unless it’s a cover song). and Ironside died over the past weekend represented was fueled by someone else. few continuous listening sessions. As his albums went on, he started to as a result of liver cancer. There is some It was when he started to take full control “French Shoes” is anamuzingand laugh add more and more instruments to his speculation that Burr was homosexual, over his music that he began to acheive able tune that just has to be heard to be music. This one appears to have sur but who really gives a crap about the mega success. appreciated. “Beige to Beige” is abso passed “Lonesome Jubillee,” which had sexual orientation of a dead guy anyway. I can gamble part of my life that there lutely perfect, again because of his voice. an endless amount of instruments. Musi • Remember A Nightmare on P./in Street is at least one song that Mellencamp has Lisa Germano does an excelent job with cally, this album is the best to date. Lyri 6: Freddy's Dead Probably not. Well, you written that everyone can relate to. His the violin on that one. cally, it is just as good or better. see, in that film the character of F reddy lyrics have always been about that small The tunes that remain raw have Kruger was killed, again. But producers town or neighlx>rhood we ha ve been raised many instruments dancing around in the said that would be it. Dead for good. In in and about the thoughts we hide in the tnith, dead until they decide to make a back of our minds part seven, which they have. Get ready His lyrics are not politically correct and Contest for Cosh! for the return of F reddy! As if the “Kill an ’ bring em’ back” hasn’t plagued us long they aren’t your average guy meets girl, The PR O PH ET wants a new logo! Can you design it? If you think you can, enough. Remember these? Superman, tails in love with girl or hey baby you look get to work! Robin (of Batman) and Jason (of Friday the hot type of lyrics. His songs tell stories The winner of the "Design the PROPHET BIGG Logo" will about everyone’s life and what one hears 13th). Enough already. receive 5 buckaroos, smacks, dollars from the Prophet himself on the evening news. His lyrics have Finally, some Prophet notes. T o the bottomless interpretations which become out of his very own pocket! Squid, patience is a virtue. I love you all. All entries should be 2.5 inches in height X 5 inches in length or proportional special to individuals because of the mean Send your logos in! and should include the following words: ings that can be derived at from each. It PROPHET BIGG by Kevin Schwoebel depends on the mood you're in when you The rest is up to you! listen to the songs. 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You Belong To The City Name the U.S. city in which these TV shows were set. Some cities are repeated, and some are fictional. ------1. The Mary Tyler Moore Show ------16. Alice ------2. The Boh Newhart Show ------17. Mr Belvedere ______3. Cheers ------18. Too Close For Comfort ______4- Welcome Back, Kotier ------19. Qiancy ______5. Family Ties ------20. Scarecrow & Mrs. King ______6. The Andy Griffith Show ------21. Dynasty I ______7- MorL & Mindy ______22. Newhart ATLANTIC FUTURf C»WJ MARA PARiSi CULTURAL IDIOCY QUIZ ANSWERS 1. Minneapolis, MN 11. New Yak, NY 21. Denver. CO 2. Chicago, 1L (Qavns) 22 Srrariord. VT 1. Dosimi. MA 12. Indianapolis, IN 2 > Pi)Hland, ( >R 4. New York, NY I V Miami, H. 24 Sacramento. CA (Drooklyn) 14 Lanford, IL 25. Cocom Reach. FL 5. C'olumbus, OH IV Virginia City. NV 26 New York. NY 6. Mayberry, NC 16. Phoenix, AZ (Manhattan) 7. Boulder, CX> 17. Pittsburgh, PA 27 Peekskill, NY « Allanta, GA 18 San Frane ixo, CA ¿8 CluUuti Corners, GA 9. Milwaukee. Wl IV. 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Hawks to a 17-7 upset victory over “I’m extremely pleased,” said MSC Cortland State on Saturday. head coach Rick Giancola, whose team If you are wondering why MSC’s lost 23-17 to the Red Dragons last year. victory was considered an upset, take “I thought the guys were extremely into account two factors. focused on what they had to do.” It is often professed that defense wins championships, and the defense F o o tb a ll was up to the task in helping MSC to victory. Down 7-0 after the offense First, MSC (1-0) was a 20-point went three and out, defensive end Jeff underdog in the Dunkel Collegiate Bargiel came up with a key play that Index, a computer ranking which said gave the Red Hawks something to build that Cortland State was 20 points better upon on both sides of the ball. than the Red Hawks. That just shows On third and five from their own 36, you how much computers know. Red Dragon quarterback Scott Sanzo Second, since 1087, Cortland State is dropped back to pass. Bargiel slithered 31 -2 at home. T hey just do not expect through and sacked Sanzo at the 23, to lose up there. Add to that the fact that forcing a fumble which defensive end the Red Dragons were ranked No. 21 in Tom Sellers picked up and ran in 23 Quarterback Darren Vo/ker hands off to running back Jerry Mattress in last Saturday's MSC names Bradley head 17-7 Red Hawk upset victory at Cortland State. yards for the tide-shifting touchdown. Jerry Martress began the drive with coach of women’s hoops “It picked the momentum up for us an eight-yard run. Martress had an and swung it in our favor,” said Giancola. excellent game, rushingfor 118 yards on by Keith A. Idee “It was a huge play." 29 carries, which was instrumental in University from 1981-1984, is enthusi Sellers also had another fumble the Red Hawks’ holding a nearly 23 After nearly a three-month search, astic about her sudden opportunity. recovery, along with a sack and five minute advantage in time of possession MSC named Gloria Bradley the school’s “I’m very excited to take over such tackles, two for losses. (41:13 to 18:47). new head coach of women’s basketball a successful program, and looking for “He is just learning (he was a backup “Jerry has been a fine football player last Wednesday. ward to getting started right away,” tight end last season),” Giancola said of for us who had to be in (MSC all-time Bradley, 30, was an assistant coach she said. the sophomore who played his first game leading rusher John) Walker’s shadow While this is Bradley’s first head as a defensive end. “In time, he could for the past three years,” said Giancola coaching job at the collegiate level, she be a dominating player.” of his well-kept secret. “He is going to is not new to running a program. From While the defense looked good, it surprise alot of people this year, but we 1987-1992, she was the head coach at made Sanzo look bad. He was 15 of 36 know what he is capable of.” East Orange High School. She was for 143 yards and two interceptions. After Neil Ruiz carried for a yard on also a full-time assistant at Seton Hall Frank Franco and F>ic Macllroy, who second and two, manchild fullback John for two years (1985-87). victimized Sanzo with their pickoffs, Culver carried 16 yards on third and one Prior to being an assistant at Seton helped thwart potential scoring drives to give the Red I lawks a first down at Hall, Bradley shined on the court for which would have put Cortland back in the Red Dragon 49. After another one- the Pirates. After her senior season, the game. yard carry by Ruiz, quarterback 1 barren she was named the New Jersey Fe “T h e whole group played well for Volker hit Wimberly for a 12-yard male Basketball Player of the Year for us,” Giancola said, in regards to his reception to the Cortland 36. the Metropolitan Writers Association defense, which allowed only 218 yards, Three plays later, Volker dropped and was also named First Tearn All Big a mere 75 on the ground. “Our guys back to pass and combatting an all-out East Conference. were really ready to play.” blitz from Cortland, he hit Wimberly on Bradley is confident that MSC can That does not mean that their a crossing pattern at the Red Dragon 17. Bradley takes over the Red Hawk women's pick up, where it left off last season offensive counterparts were slouches. After breaking a couple of tackles, program after two years as an assistant after a 16-9 year. Wimberly, a junior wide receiver and an Wimberly cut back and scored the All-NJ AC performer, quieted any hopes under Alice DeFazio last season. “We have a solid nucleus of women touchdown that culminated a 3:36 drive of a Red Dragon comeback. De Fazio, who was the head coach for coming back, plus some solid talent that slayed the Red Dragons. MSC received the ball at their own two seasons, resigned from her posi coming in, so hopefully, we can build Despite being sacked seven times 26 yard line after a Cortland punt and tion in June for personal reasons. on the achievements of last year and go and having two of his passes dropped, began their march around and through Bradley, who played at Seton Hall forward from there,” she said. the Red Dragon defense. contiuned on page 29 O Q MOISIT ZÜ CLARION Sports/Thursday, September 16, 1993 Men's soccer drops Blue Football upset, from page 28 Volker played a great game. Under RED HAWK NOTES .....Punter Jay Classic final, 1-0 constant pressure from a Red Dragon Darryl IVI/ef'rino tied a school record defense that blitzed almost every down with 10 punts and set a school record by Brian Falzarano like the Atlanta Falcons, he was 11 of 10 with 380 yards in yardage off of his for 143 yards and showed tremendous kicks. I lis longest kick was 64 yards.... that many contributed to this walkover. poise. Despite the victory, the Red Hawks In the world of sports, it is common Manhattanville (0-2) was constantly “He gave us the performance we still had 13 penalties for 119yards. They that from one extreme comes a com underpressure from the 38shots fired at needed to be successful. I like to throw were lucky to win the game with that pletely opposite extreme. A good way them by MSC. In a game that never the ball 20 to 25 times a game and be many penalties. While not happy with of comparing the two extremes which really was a game, junior forward Eric efficient,” said Giancola, obviously that number, Giancola is not concerned. happened to the MSG men's soccer team Neubart was the star. pleased with the play of his junior quar- “There are things that can be corrected,” are hamburger and filet mignon. The Livingston native was the main terback. he said.... The time of possession star i s This past Saturday at the Blue Jay man for the Red Hawks, peppering his After Sellers'touchdown and getting misleading. Having the ball for three Classic at Elizabethtown (Pa.) College, adversaries with three goals, his second the ball back after a Cortland punt, more plays (66 to 63), MSC amassed an the Red Hawks(3-l)wereaMcDonald’s hat trick of the four-game season. But MSC embarked on a 12 play, 76-yard amazing advantage.... Franco had an quarter pounder in dropping a 1-0 deci he didn’t do it alone. drive which ended with Scott Rubinetti excellent game He had 10 tackles, two sion to Bates College. Ricardo Jarainilloalso had abignight, kicking a 26-yard field goal, which ate passes defensed, forced a fumble, and Despite outshooting Bates (22-19) tying a school-record with four assists. up 5:54. had the aforementioned interception. and controlling the game on a wet, Others who made big, although unnec muddy field, Bates’ Derek Cook ruined essary, contributions were Carlos Hanze what was an otherwise perfect week (two goals), Hamzah Althamin (three end. assists) and Alex Zapata (one goal, two With 18 minutes remaining in the assists). ë? game, Cook took a pass from Breck Mario Batelli, Julian Roca and Dave C/> Taber and “scared” a shot past MSC Salerni all added fuel to the fire with a goalie Mark Williams that might have goal apiece, while Williams, Mike Q > made Norman Bates proud. That goal Rodgers, and Chris Makurkiewicz all slammed the door on No. 25 MSC, which spent time in front of the nets. was turned back by a solid performance RED HAWK NOTES: Bates upset CU in goal by Jay Ladieu of Bates (2-0). host No. 5 Elizabethtown, 1-0, in the Q > In contrast, the Red Hawks were first round to set up their meeting with filet mignon served with a glass of the MSC....Head coach RobChesney is now finest burgundy in slaughtering 32-10 in beginning his third season at Q > Manhattanville, 8-0, on Friday. This his alma mater Williams, a senior, set was a rare easy game that could be en a record last season with seven consecu joyed even by those who like them tive shutouts. Those shutouts helped medium rare. MSC on its way to a 10-game unbeaten Everyone played for MSC, and nearly streak. MSC seeks to avoid repeat MSC Sports Schedule Thursday, September 16: Field hockey (home) vs. Delaware Valley, 8 p.m. bombing from No. 3 Ithaca Volleyball (home) vs. Western Connecticut, 7 p.m. Women’s soccer (away) vs. Drew University, 7 p.m. by Brian Falzarano mainly relies on its running game, which rolled up 427 yards last week. Friday, September 17: After avenging last year’s loss to FullbackMike Murthaand running M en’s soccer (home) vs. Jersey City State, 8 p.m. Cortland State last Saturday, MSC has back Todd Konick, who went wild on a vendetta to settle with non-confer Albany last week (100 yards and 2 Saturday, September 18: ence foe Ithaca College (N.Y.) this Sat T D 's on seven carries), will carry the Field hockey (away) vs. Kean, TBA urday. load. When he elects to throw, Smith Football (home) vs. Ithaca College, 7 p.m. Last season, the Bombers (1-0) will look to wide receiver Joe Palum bo, M en’s and women’s cross country (5 Mile Special) at Holmdel Park defeated the Red Hawks, 49-19 at who caught six of his passes last week. Volleyball (au’ay) vs. Steven’s Tech, 11 a m. Ithaca. T he defense runs a 5-2 only in looks. Women's soccer (away) vs. Mount St. Mary’s College, 7 p.m. “T hey are always one of the top Ithaca uses three defensive linemen Women's tennis (home) vs. Western Connecticut, noon notch programs," said MSC head coach and two outside linebackers as the 4 Rick Giancola. “We are looking for five-man front. Standout middle line Tuesday, September 21: ward to the challenge.” backers Billie Mays and Jake Cerrone Field hockey (home) vs. C.W. Post, 8 p.m. As strong as the Red 1 lawk defense are the two “linebackers.” The four- Volleyball (away) vs. William Paterson College, 6 p.m. was last week, stopping the Bombers’ man secondary is led by free safety Women’s tennis (home) vs. Rider College, 3 p.m. split veer option attack will be tough. Casey Mastine. Last week against SUNY-Albany, Finally, the kicking and punting Wednesday, September 22: Ithaca erupted for a school record 35 games consist of Ed Mahoney, a Men’s soccer (home) vs. Eastern Connecticut, 7 p.m. first downs and 534 total yards in a 47- Champion All-American in 1992. Women’s soccer (away) vs. Trenton State College, 7 p.m. 7 romp. NOTE: T he game will be broad Quarterback Ron Smith led the cast by WMSC-FM (101.5), with cov •All home field hockey, football, men’s soccer and women’s soccer Bomber attack, completing 12 of 16 erage beginning at 6:45 p.m. Stu games are played at Sprague Field. passes for 107 yards, while rushing for Weissman and Mike Hyde will handle •All home volleyball games are played at Panzer Gymnasium. 47 yards and a touchdown. But Ithaca the play by play. •All home women’s tennis contests are played at the Red Hawk Courts. rviorsrr CLARION 29 Sports/Thursday, September 16, 1993 Red Hawks ready to attack NJAC foes fry Brian FaIzaratio “I go according to the situation," said up your sleeves and go to work." “But you hope their replacements will For most people, getting a promotion Giancola, a graduate ofGlassboro State Hard work is something that has al play up to their potential.” is a reason for buying a new car. In College (now known as RowanCollege ways been associated with a Giancola Their replacements, are stepping into athletics, winning a championship is of New Jersey). “I don’t try to be a team. However, hard work-while it big shoes, which will be made of either cause for a champagne toast. phony. I, like my team, are intense doesn’t hurt - may not win the NJAC leather or cement, pending their perfor Someone please inform MSC head when need be and get excited when championship. Especially since MSC mance. Replacing Walker will be the coach Rick Giancola of that. For those need be. But when the time comes, roll lost two prominent players in RB John tandem of senior Jerry Martress and of you who don't know, Giancola (77- Walker, sophomore Neil Ruiz, who give Giancola MSC’s all- versatility and speed at tailback. Senior time leading tri-captian John Culver, who will carry Football Preview rusher (3,603 the hall more than usual, will pave the yards)and All- way for the “Tailback T andem ”at full American de back. 26-2 in his 11 years as head coach of the fensive line An equally tough task is for the Red Hawks) was also the defensive man Larry defensive line to soften the blow of coach on the 1993 Division III National Thompson. Thompson’s departure. Once Champion baseball team. “John and considered a question mark, the Will his baseball success aid him in Larry were defensive line may be one the Red the upcoming football season? great players Hawks’ deepest positions. Giancola pondered that question for for u s ,” The ends will be manned by a few seconds, laughed briefly and said, Giancola said, sophomores Jeff Bargiel (team leading “The focus goes from baseball to foot ball very quickly. 11 is thrilling, but you Tremaine Wimberly, a member of MSC’s talented receiving, corps is Continued on page 3 1 enjoy it very briefly.” expected to be a big contributor to the NJAC title run. Not even your local diet center offers reductions like this. c t i* ft * ’sz • - -m- . • -T* ...... 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Does this consti In fact, King’s tute a draw? presence alone If so, it leaves the third judge in this should raise ques situation without a purpose. That brings tions regarding the us to thisclosingquestion in the form of fight’s legitimacy. an analogy. Still following? A hockey team plays three games. It All of these points wins one game and ties two games. Is Whitaker-Chavez decision provide the neces that team’s record 1-0-2 or 0-0-0? sary information to Exactly. conclude that Julio redefines the meaning o f “draw Cesar Chavez was not going to leave Calling the shots The outcome of the fight was sup And as for Vann, call it bad judge the Alamodome with a loss on his record. posed to prove which one of the two was ment. Or inspired bad judgement. To his credit, Chavez is one of the Rob Moore is beginning to look like the best boxer pound-for-pound in the The WWF sanctioned the fight be best boxers to have ever stepped into a the special receiver he was billed to be world. cause Whitaker was that governing ring. And he is probably in no way when the Jets selected him with a And it did prove that theoretically to body’s welterweight champion. Did I involved in any wrongdoing that may supplemental first round pick three years the majority of the people who watched write WWF? I meant WBC. Consider have occured. ago.... There seems to be a lot more left the entire fight. Unless of course you it a Freudian slip. I wouldn't want to Yet, if he can honestly look anyone in in BoornerEsiason’si2-year-oh\ left arm were in the bathroom, the kitchen, confuse one ringed sport of pre-deter- the eye and claim that he was not de than anybody thought there was in pre asleep or eslwhere for the seven (argu mined outcomes with another. feated by Whitaker last Friday night, season....Just think where the Yankees ably eight) rounds that Whitaker won. Anyway, the point is that the WBC, he’s completely caught up in the whole would be if their starting pitching had That's when the technical definitions based in Mexico City, flips the bill for undefeated thing. even just a slight case of of winning and losing come in. the judges that work its fights. Thus, it After the fight, Chavez complained consistency.... Do you think that the You see, the minority that thought is possible that the judges unconsciously about Whitaker’s style and referee Joe San Francisco Giants can collectively Pernell ’’Sweet Pea” Whitaker didn't decide fights with the perks of their jobs Cortez. The truth is that he lost, he spell the word “CHOKE?” Ifthey can't, win the fight included two of the most in mind. knows it deep down and he isn’t willing surely their fans and others will help important onlookers. There were also other factors in to accept it. Suggestion: deal with it and them out.... Speaking of choking, I’ve Judges Franz Marti of Switzerland volved in the Whitaker-Chavez deci move on. never seen Dan Marino do that before. and Mickey Vann of England both sion. Whitaker stuck to the well-designed Third and long with a chance at a come scored the fight an even 115-115, thus What boxing council sanctioned the game plan and fought an excellent fight. back and fumbles with no Jet even near creating the majority draw situation. fight? Who is the Living Legend of He has nothing left to prove. him .....The best fighter pound-for- Someone should have informed Marti Mexico that was in the ring with Did somebody say rematch? There pound in the world was in the that the Swiss have to draw the line with Whitaker on Friday, Sept. 10, 1993? will be, butitshould have nevercome to Alamodome on Friday night. But he that neutral thing somewhere. This Are you following the theme here? this. wasn ’t in the main event. Terry Norris is would have been the perfect time to Good, because there's more. True, Whitaker-Chavez II would about as good as they come. And poor start. Enter the Don King factor. He's be lucrative financially for both fight Joe Gatti....Have a nice week. Football preview, from page 30 7.5 sacks last year) and Tom Sellers. Tremaine Wimberly and Tyrone Rolls. linebacker are returnees Mark Gatto the punting. Senior Anthony Wolsko will play Though both receivers have big play and Jose Hernandez. Outside linebacker This team looks good on paper and tackle, while freshman Jeremy Macan capability, Giancola will be looking for will feature a four man rotation of Chris could be a good team on the field. In will be the nose guard. Barry Hulitt more consistency from them. Belcoure, Robert Pitts, Durell Stowe, fact, it should compete for the NJAC and Rowland Tubi are reserves at The Red Hawks passing game will and Frank Franco. title. That does not mean that there end, while Jay Williams will backup benefit from getting time to throw be “All of them are playing well. So aren’t any potential problems. Depth at both nose guard and tackle. hind an experienced offensive line, led we’ll use a four man rotation,” Giancola is an area of concern. The player who will be counted by senior tri-captain Don Forlai. Karl said, rightfully pleased over having “If we get some injuries, it could be upon most is quarterback Darren Roberts will be the center, while Joe depth at a key position. devastating,” Giancola said. “We Volker. Volker, a junior, outdueled O’Connor and Forlai, an All-NJAC NJAC Defensive Rookie of the Year would have to play players with little Lex Stoehr and Steve Banas, whom performer last year, are the starters at Jermaine Johnson and senior tri-captain experience. I would like to play with he took over for after the latter's knee guard. At tackle will be William Furst Keith Davis head a talented defensive experience.” injury last season. Giancola stands by and Chris Demond, a sophomore backfield. Both will play cornerback, as Ideally, playing young players his choice. transfer from Hofstra. well as see time at both safety spots. would mean a lot of talent existed on a “(Darren) stepped in and led us to Senior Brian Ruane will be the tight Eric Quinones and Eric Macllroy, like team. In an imperfect world, though, a six victories. That experience will end. Although lacking in size (2151bs), Banas, coming off knee surgery, will be coach cannot expect young players to helpourfootball team,” said Giancola. he plays big. the safety. Don Gual and Ernest Drake play like seasoned veterans. “He is much more composed this “He’s small, but he’s a good blocker, will make the secondary even stronger. If they do, it could be a memorable year.” has good speed and good hands,” The kicking game is a reliable area year. 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