The Caveat LectorVol. 10, Issue 3
“They say what happens at Law Games stays in Montreal...”
Team Sasky: Synchro, Fun and Naked Parkour Champions The Best Start to the New Year and its Controversial New “Sport”
Also: The Value of Contributing to the Caveat (From an Old Friend) · Some Avian Advice T-Nights Returns · The Low-Down on Law Games · Stacie’s New Year’s Eve Adventure The Pros and Cons of Naked Parkour · Some Truths You Can’t Exchange · Confes- sions of a YouTube Diva · Corporate Law and Just Rights Club Updates · An Outsider’s
View of the LSA · More Haikus · Library Lists · The A-Zs of a (Reformed) First Year Editors-in-Chief Alyssa Vassos Glenn MacKay The Caveat Lector Graham Christie Margi Mataj VOLUME 10, ISSUE 3 Sarah Miller Design Glenn MacKay LETTER FROM THE EDITOR!S" Sarah Miller Two years and some months ago, the fact, my grammar is sub-par, at best, Contributors wise elder editors of the Caveat Lec- and has been slowly eroded by Face- Tom Posyniak Galen Richardson tor handed their pride and joy over to book posting (but, realistically, I value Tyler Nightingale we who remain. The time is coming, “likes” and solid Facebook perfor- Mike Proudfoot soon, when all of us will be departing mances over and above cogent prose Carly Romanow for the frightening “real world” and in journalism and academia). Steve Robertson Andy Arguin will no longer be able to work with Will Lane And, I’m not forgetting Talon Regent As regular readers will my audience either. Leif Jensen Thomas Hynes know, we are looking We’re all here, pre- Samuel Edmonson to replace our numbers sumably, because we Bojana Prekic before then. can string a word or Julia two together. In that Stephanie Laskoski While I won`t pre- sense, I hope I do not Disclaimer sume to educate come off as an arro- The Editors of the Caveat Lector, in their in!nite wis- anyone on the merits gant ass who is talking dom, do not necessarily endorse or condone the of the Caveat, I offer down to a group of ac- opinions included herein. The submisions are the the following, which complished writers. views of your peers. Take it up with them. editor-in-chief Tom Posyniak wrote in What I will suggest Misson Statement is that I like doing The Caveat Lector exists to be redundant. It also Issue 4) of 2011-12. I want YOU... writing. I do it for fun. exists to publish and make I’m kinda like the Tony available information and creative works from law think you don`t know Tom, please Montana of writing. Just like he kills students for law students, remember that he`s responsible for cockroaches for fun, I write for fun. I all the while maintaining a standard of journalistic just about every set of CANs you`ve fully expect to be a senile quack writ- integrity. Well maybe not ever seen.) His article was titled: Why ing to every newspaper in the country integrity but something close. you should write for the Caveat: The about the good ol’ days of when the Secret to Success and Writing Good: CIA didn’t run social media and when Address - Caveat Lector c/o College of Law I wouldn’t be so bold as to say that I sive acid. 15 Campus Drive know the secret to writing well. Oh, Saskatoon, SK. wait, that’s the title of the article. Well, In case you couldn’t tell by my reckless S7N 5A6 this is awkward. Okay, I wouldn’t be so stewardship of this rag of a publica- E-Mail bold as to suggest that I am Master of tion, I like the sound of my own printed [email protected] the Secrets of Writing. I’m not. Nor am voice. But, over my time writing for the I even particularly good at writing. In Caveat, I’ve made what appears to be MAKE A BIRD YOUR BEST FRIEND By: Galen Richardson, LSA President Welcome to semester two. the mooting experience here is a useful list of the hierarchy of I have been threatened reminded by the Big Poobah hawks and the social ranks for Chief Editor that the Caveat is always in need of more which each bird was supposedly contributors AND MOST IMPORTANTLY future appropriate: tabloid authors editors. The Caveat is the best forum to ensure that law school provides you with an oppor- 1. Whiskey Jacks). Merloun Hopefully you had a restful and relaxing winter break. 2. 3. that’s a rough return. 4. middle of their moots. Although you were repeatedly 5. welcomed in September you have now begun to earn Baron: The Bustard 6. - Knight: The Sacre and the Sacret per years about their own moot experience. I write this 7. perhaps presumptuously because my moot experience Esquire: The Lanere and the Laneret that the immortal words of my upper-year sibling Lady: The Marlyon 9. everything. I used old undergrad habits of last min- Young Man: The Hobby ute preparation and watching Rocky montages to get 10. ready. The results were not great. More importantly it led me to one of my more important law school 11. conclusions: Take the opportunity this school offers. Poor Man: The Tercel Though I am a big proponent of the social aspect, and 12. Priest: The Sparrowhawk this is one of the last times in your life you are charged 13. Holy Water Clerk: The Musket you have and bring it into the law. Your education, 14. your experience and your future clients will all better Knave or Servant: The Kestrel be served if you are familiar with the law and more 15. your work. Although most of the western world may frown on the sport of falconry, I like the idea that a bird can become Considering I have no real other advice to offer around FIVE WORDS FOR YOU FOLKS By: Tyler Nightingale, Student at Law Hey kids, it’s uncle Tyler here,1 and hope you carried on the message paid,5 but instead of doing CPLED I’m writ- I tried to preach in our short time I am now ing this article. together: Being blessed with the part of the curse of only getting an acceptance machine. - letter from the U of S was really One of you ally know me, you’re either half- the start to the time of your life.2 asked me Enjoy it while you can. for CANs for a class in or totally deaf. A big “What up” to which I pos- all those second-years; I see you you know that I am now practising3 sibly landed the implausible A+.6 law as an articling student in Red We started shooting the shit about through law school” updates to a Deer, Alta. As a whole, articling law school versus articling, and I is pretty sweet.4 But, when com- wanted to pass on some words of pared to any year of law school, it’s wisdom:7 Enjoy it while you can. friends, and, I mean it, friends, I super-not fun. I mean, sure you get I would like to stress that it does not matter what year you are in, anyone can start living his or her “Get involved. Win an election! Lose an - election! Make huge sandwiches. volved.9 Win an election!10 Lose an election!11 Make huge sandwiches. Eat apples loudly in the library in your second year. Start playing Eat apples loudly in the library in your hockey. Start playing football. Be second year. friendly. Become bi-sectional. Win Challenge Cup.12 Win Challenge Cup.13 Win Challenge Cup.14 Make Start playing hockey. Start playing foot- done than said). Remember that ball. Be friendly. Become bi-sectional. everyone’s just as tired of reading as you are. Help someone out. Be Helped. Maybe get off your lazy Win Challenge Cup. Win Challenge ass and clean the microwave.15 “Did he just cite himself?” you ask Cup. Win Challenge Cup. 16 You know, what, this article is halfway done, so enjoy it while you can.17 Make friends. Be friendly (it’s easier Let’s talk enemies. It’s inevitable done than said).” that you won’t like someone or I made the biggest ass of myself you’ve ever seen. I be roommates for two years. The power of an earnest sorry really works. Learn from your mistakes, and grow as a person. Enjoy it while you can. group, friend the shit out of them and make your own sweet hiding spot to study in Murray. Realize every- time at school. Make friends with those people. Work one knows about it. Discover what you actually give with them on creative projects. Want to talk? Host two shits about, and write a paper about that. It will an event, I mean you can’t MC everything,19 but try to be easier, and it will be harder.23 - calculator a hard time.24 If you’re just running in to get sic? Join the band!20 Do you actually give a shit about a book, park in the Bat Cave below the school, that something? Write an article! Do something new for door is open 24/7. Shortcuts make life easy. Enjoy it grad auction!21 Buy something from grad auction.22 while you can. to a party. Moot? Moot! I landed my very last possible application. Have a kitchen dance party while pre- In a couple months all of you will graduate to the next the ingredients in your fridge without asking but no have someone to look down upon. And graduates get one gets mad because it’s shockingly quite good and - delicious. Enjoy it while you can. cious cycle. But before it’s over...25