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YDI.51 No.1 Barucll College, CUNY August 31, 1987
Student Center ASSOCIATE PROVOST Budget Cut DEAN OF ANNOUNCES Over $49,000 LIBERAL ARTS NEWD·EAN By CHRISTOPHER A. WARD APPOINTED SELECTIONS The Student Center Board has approved a budget which will cut By LINDA ZUECn By CAITLIN MOLLISON over $21,000 from programming Dr. Carl E. Rollyson, Jr. was ap Provost Paul LeClerc announced and services directly .. affecting pointed Associate Dean of the the appointments of Dr. Norman several student programs, among School of Liberal Arts and Sciences Fainstein as dean of the School of them, Helpline, theClubFair, and according to a memorandum from Liberal Arts and Sciences and Dr. the Street Fair. "The cuts were President Joel Segall to the Baruch Sidney Bergquist as dean of the necessary," explained Ronald community. School of Education and Educa Aaron, associate dean of students, Rollyson was one of the can tional Services. Both deans were "because we weresimply spending didates for the Dean of Students' selected at the end of May 1987. more money than we were taking position last March. The memoran Committees comprised of faculty in." dum stated, "He impressed all who members and students, narrowed The Center relies almost entirely met him with the quality and the field for each position down to on income from student fees, which breadth of his scholarship, his three candidates. President Joel DSSG President understanding of the Baruch mis Segall then made the final selec sion, and his commitment to tions. Outlines Plans For meeting the needs of an urban stu dent population...After Sam Dean of the School of Liberal Johnson was chosen as Dean of Arts Coming Year Students, we were eager to find Fainstein began work on August some other way in which to utilize 1 after the former dean relinquished By LINDA ZUECH Carl Rollyson's talents. With Dean his position to accept a distinguish Norman Fainstein's eager concur ed professor fellowship. Prior to The following is an interview but I believe students have rence we offered Dr. Rollyson the working at Baruch, Fainstein was with John Richards. the Day Ses been content with the track Associate Dean's position." associate dean for academic affairs sion Student Government presi record we've developed for Dr. Paul LeClerc, the provost, and professor of urban affairs at ". .M.'~ ourselves • nt.; fl.ichards unopposed in and the party. said, "One of ~h~ needs of the col the Graduate School of Manage ;):>-.- - . his bidfor lhepresidenC! in ~ay. T: So yo~r were· diSappOinted that If ' '. ~ lege was a SCCllI;ld associate dean of ment and Urban Ptotessiol'ls at the noneof·the pOsitions were con LI~ Ai1i. ~'WbeIt-DeaR:FaiDitein, New SchOOl· for Social ~ch. Thker: You ran unopposed in last tested'? He received his undergraduate-- and ._.._- 'spribg-s ueta:dous" far die . came be asked Dr. Rollyson if he -.:-. A"bsoIatefy. f thot«f!t . ~ lOll. ~"--hfDetorilt-de&r'leerilt:pelifiellt-t~lIee-- SfM;·AIrDB, ...... ,· con , . .' Dr;.. . OSSG ana tliefefore- became "shame. We Ifaa- -tbougllt ttra-r "at . fhe'M~sactiusettt"· shHIeBIs. .- -FilinSidii-saJd:-"l-le's'iternficaJ: lusrittlte--of' student president without a there was going to be some op Iy energetic and personable man. Technology. He has also taught at vote by the general student position, but none ever have not been raised in three years. In He's also an excellent scholar who Lehman College, the University of population of Baruch. Do you materialized. We were certain 1IItion· aDd rising salaries have played among other things is an expert on Pennsylvania and Columbia feel you still have their support if there had been a real election a major role in increasing the the films of Marilyn Monroe." University. though they never voted you we would have won. I feel that operating costs of the Center. Segall's memorandum described Fainstein said, "I've been trying to into office? would have legitimized the pro Rollyson's position saying "he will meet all the chairs of the depart Without .an 'increase in the student Richards: Unquestionably, based cess. It's nice to know fees or use of some alternative to work in tandem with Associate ments and faculty members, on the response I got after the you are popularly elected, not Dean Joan Japha and will focus on One of the things I've been oIanning provide sufficient income, cuts in uncontested election. There is a winner by default. some areas will become necessary. new initiatives within the School of to do was to have receptions for a small, informal network of T: Former president Danville Walker Debra Bick, associate director of Liberal Arts and Sciences." members of the faculty, so they can students and those I ~,oave come said it was the duty of USA Student Activities, said, "recently, we Said Fainstein, "I expect that he meet each other." in contact with are all suppor party candidates to bring the and Dean Japha will work closely have been depending more and .' . ~ .. tive of us. Now it remains to be students out to vote on the one .. f[... together and the three of us will try more on monies that are carried \,i seen if we will maintain that issue on the ballot, the student to provide the type of ad ~...... ~ ~. over from one budget into the next. ..'. , ..•.. ... -:' '.~ support. Once the programs we fee referendum, back in April. . . .:. '.' .: That is our cash-orr-hand. Because ministrative leadership that will '. ., have on our agenda get off the As you know, the referendum . . of inflation, this amount has been enhance life at Baruch." .,~!f.. ·.:"i ~ ,;,:.. board I'm sure we will gain the was defeated and the voter tur ~ dwindling. At this point, we are in According to LeClerc, . ..;.;' support of all students. nout was low. Why did this real trouble because we just don't "Everyone who met him thought T: This is the 'second year in a row happen'? highly of him and was extremely im have that reserve to fall back on that the positions on student R: First of all, neither the party anymore." According to the 86/87 pressed by him." government w~e uncontested. nor the government at the time LeClerc said that because of his f"lSC81 year budget, the cash-on Do you think it is due to made enough of an effort. The hand was $68,000. The estimated qualifications the President was student apathy? , people involved with anxious to bring him to Baruch. cash-on-hand for the new 87/88 R: I would like to think its more spearheading the effort (to budget is $15,000. According to Fainstein, "He's due to a contentment based on pass the referendum) were in had a lot of practical experience at The overall decrease in the new what I have done for my con volved with other end of year budget from last yea! is $49,999. an urban commuter school that is stituents in the Foreign Trade activities. Some people were in much like Baruch, Wayne State From that, 521,085 comes directly Societv and with the track volved with organizing the from Programming and Services. University in Detroit." record of the USA party. The Randall Robinson speech, Fainstein said, "Dr. Rollyson is The remainder of the cut is from USA party enjoys wide success some were off studying for ex Miscellaneous Expenses, Contrac going to give us the opportunity to 1------around Baruch. This is the par ams and so on. We really work on program development to lAJa'c said, 6CWbat • appeaq tual Services, and Supplies and ty that brought credibility to didn't put in the effort a get beyond the day to day opera about him is his standing in the 'Repairs. ' student government under measure of this kind demands, There were no pay cuts or reduc tions of the school with new kinds . scholastic community. He .inspires Danville Walker. It was the With the exception of our of courses and research." a lot of confidence as an academic tion of employees. '6We couldn't USA party that confronted the academic agendas, the student ~ reduce the personnel budget," said administration on its alcohol activit)' fee is the most crucial (Continut!d on 4. Col. 5) fContinU«l on· PtI6e. 6. Col. I} ... -" Dick, "because of union considera policy, a policy made without issue facing us this semester. tions. The employees deserve and consulting student leaders and We intend to go after a fee in need raises, and a S percent salary forced the administration to crease. There is a natural aver increase is reflected in the budget." reverse it. However, there is a sion on the part of students to She stressed however, "Apart from certain amount of apathy at a fee increase, however, a stu t he union problems it would create, Baruch and I am going to work dent is much like a taxpayer, there is no present need to start lay doubly hard to change that. everyol1e wants to reap the ing off employees. There is plenty of .We are going to actively seek benefits of a tax, but no one work to do around here." new members for the clubs and wants to pay it. I'm confident A referendum to increase student the student organizations. We we will be able to bring a fees was defeated during the last hope to see a revitalization of strong caseto the student body fiscal year by the students. Conse the two party system by the so the increase can go thrOQlb. quently, without an increase in stu- spring. There has been talk ofa (Conti1llled on Page 4. Col. Ii (Continued on Page4. Col. 4) lack of democracy -.t Baruch, .,
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Page·Z August 31, 1987 August 31, 1987 .The Tkker . Page3 7 " - --,'...... EDITORIALS LETTERS OP-ED
PLASMA DE STIMULI/CHRISTOPHER A. WARD A Small Price For Help Improve Conditions A MESSAGE Last semester a referendum to increase the student activity fee was defeated by the "The Choice" Baruch Community. Since the Student Center Programming Board relies almost entire To The Editor: ·ly on the activity feefor funding of programming and services, programs that cater to I've been a student at Baruch for tioning. IT IS ALMOST NONEX FROM THE PRESIDENT student needs such as Helpline, the Club Fair and the Street Fair will face serious cut the last few years and I am always ISTENCE. Come on now! backs. amazed at the conditions that exist of.Homosexuality By JOHN RICHARDS in the pricing area (namely, Room To the person in charge: clean up. Helpline is an organization that is dedicated to serving the students at Baruch. They 111) The drapes are dirty, filthy your act and let's make the room a Go into any maternity ward in the coun- car they buy, the clothes they wear and the Welcome back! I hope you had a fun student/faculty committees .at the college. offer personal or academic guidance by a trained counselor Monday through Thursday with soot, looks as if they have not little more pleasant for those of us try, large or small, and chances are you will music they listen to. If they think some filled and relaxing summer and are now You can get quite a bit from the vast array until 6 p.rn. and 4 p.m. on Fridays. They store information on subjects ranging from been cleaned for years. Also the who have to face another registra find a culturally diversified group of both politicians are bums they don't have to vote ready for the rigors of another semester. A of extracurricular activities here, but you place needs a good painting and tion hassle. male and female infants. Without much for them. Ifthey think some people are liars special welcome to freshmen and transfer have to take the first step - and get involv academic policies and procedures to health issues and treatments of diseases such as students: You will find your journey ed. AIDS. And if-a student happens to be searching for housing, this organization adver let's not talk about the air condi- A Disgusted Senior. difflCUlty, one can distinguish between the and cheats, they don't have to be friends black, white and oriental babies. If the with them. through Baruch at times quite demanding Your OSSG is hosting a. get-acquainted tizes for shares and rentals in The New York Times and the Village Voice. but always very rewarding. Your Day Ses party on Tuesday, September 15th., bet dlildreo were nude, the gender difference These are valid decisions wbicll bomosex- sion Student Government as well as over ween 12:35 and 2:40 PM in the Oak Lounge Due to inflation, the budget of Helpline has been decreased from $10,000 to $6,600. could also be easily determined, However, I ual and heterosexual Americans alike make sixty professional and social clubs are here of the Student Center. Please join us as this This will restrict the organization from sponsoring the training weekends each semester Veteran Affairs dare any sane, rational human being to go . every day. Some people like vanilla ice will be a good chance to answer your ques To The Editor: to make that journey a more fulfilling and that prepare the members to provide services for students. The promotion and advertis into amatemity ward and with accuracy, cream; some people like pistachio. Some tions - and get involved. point out which babies are homosexual. people hate the beach, while others love it. enjoyable one. . ing of Helpline to students that may need guidance will be virtually non-existent I would like to clarify a point in fice. Also, the term "small sum" While it's true that we're all here to gam .Club presidents and treasurers please because they now lack adequate funds. Jacqueline Mulhern's article on should not have been used to Though we Americans like to think so, Some people like to dance, others like to we are not "all created equal." The facts . an education, it's important to remember note the fact that your budget requests must Students who do not choose to participate in extra-curricular activities make up the Baruch veterans which appeared in describe the Alumni Association . Jog. the March 31, 1987 issue of The that allow us to separate so easily infants of Such likes and dislikes are often taken for majority of those that voted against the increased funds for such services as these. But contribution, but rather the limited Ticker. Ms. Mulhern unintentional funding received from the federal different sex and ethnic background, - granted because they have become so deep- the students that enjoyed the Club Fair or Street Fair must go without these Club Hour ly confused the Veterans Associa government. In fact, the Alumni also and without conscience, forces such in- Iy imbedded in the American psyche. Who While it's true that we're here to gain events because of that attitude. tion (a student club financed by stu Association has provided, through fants to become segregated from humanity could possibly deny a person the right to This semester the students will have a chance to reverse their decision by voting in dent activity fees) with the Veterans generous grants, the major funding as a whole and become part of a narrowly choose which ice cream they like? Who an education, it's important to remember favor of an increase in the student activity fee. Because in the end it is not Helpline that Affairs Office (an administrative for the Veterans Affairs Office over defined ethnically and gender-determined could possibly deny the right of a person to suffers, it is the students. office of the College). I happen to the past two years. group which, like it or not, they will have to choose his friends, or his clothes? Who in that a great deal of learning also takes be the Faculty Adviser to the livewith the rest of their lives. A baby who the United States of America could possibly Veterans Association and Coor Michael Murauckas is born black, white, red, yellow, male or deny a person the right to have their own place outside the classroom. dinator of the Veterans Affairs Of- female has no choice in such a decision. opinion? Their own set of individual values Veterans Coordinator ~ Because of this, any subsequent prejudice and goals? Enough Revolving Deans that a great deal of learning also takes place be submitted to the Finance Committee by and discrimination is entirely unfair, cruel and barbaric. Since this is America, and the Homosexuality is just an opinion. outside the classroom. Make the effort to no later than Wednesday9 September 16th. The last year at Baruch has been a momentous one as the school has seen quite a Homosexuality is a sexual preference. It is get involved with government and/or the Your budget packets are now in your number of administrators come and go. Former Dean of Students Dr. Henry Wilson Sports Coverage year is 1987, it goes without saying that we not a civil "right". Opinions can be chang. clubs. You'll find the experience both uplif mailboxes in the Student Activities Center, Jr. resigned in May 1986 and Lester Golub submitted his resignation as the dean of do not consider ourselves barbarians. eel while the color of ones skin cannot. In. ting and informative. Come get the scoop To The Editor: di~idl1als if you have any questions about the process School Education and Educational Services in July 1986. Additionally, Dean Martin Therefore, it becomes the moral and ethical choose to call themselves on a professor or course from the Teacher that your packets can't answer, please come I have been teaching Health, still must maintain a passing responsibility ofthe government and people homosexuals, while society will call a Stevens of the School of Liberal Arts and Sciences relinquished his position last year to Physical Education and Sports Evaluation files in DSSG's office; or, if by the office in Rm. 409. You should come average in their class work in order of this country to protect those who are be- woman a woman, whether she likes it or you're thinking of majoring in accounting, by anyway to sign up for your interview accept a distinguished teaching fellowship. During the 1986/87 academic year, students Skills classes here, at Baruch Col to continue to play. ing discriminated against because of factors not. However9 the homosexual militants in check out a meeting of anyone of the with the Finance Committee. were fortunate to have Ds, Robert T. Georgia as acting dean of students and Patricia lege, for many years. I have been in Why do they do this? - for the over which they have no control. . this country see it differently. They hide volved with sports, through various accounting clubs; or come represent Once again, welcome back and good luck love ofthe sport, for good physical Homosexuals in this country are not behind a cloak of misinformation which day students on any of the several M. Kay as acting dean of School Education and Educational Services. coaching, as Director of Intra and with all your classes. As reported in this issue, Baruch has three new deans this academic year - Dr. Samuel and . health benefits9 for school discriminated against in this way. They are they panhandle as truth. They perceive the Extra-mural sports and Assistant pride, personal pride, gamesman not grouped upon birth. It is impossible to homosexual experience as pre-destined at Johnson is the new dean of students, Dr. Norman Fainstein will head SLAS and Dr. Director, as well as Acting Director ship, and for fundamental enjoy determine which child will grow up to birth. They give up their freedom of choice Sidney Bergquist has been appointed dean of School Education and Educational Ser of Intercollegiate Athletics at ment, and they deserve some become a homosexual, just as it is impossi- by saying that homosexuality .is n~t a Baruch, and I am appalled at the vices. From what The Ticker has been able to observe, either in their dealings withthese notoriety, some mention! ble to determine which child will become preference or decision but a biologically Oliver's Twist \ lack of our 'paper's action or It is terrible to see the lack of in the next Hank Aaron or OIarles Manson. men or from comments made. by others regarding their abilities, the new deans seem ex Ie are a because they choose to determined fact, which they have no con- policies regarding the reporting of terest by students in attendance of Gay peop g Y troJ over By JOHN GRECO tremely qualified and competent. Their performance however remains to be seen, Sports at Baruch. games, meets, or contests, but the be gay. Of their own volition, they choose . .' .. ,ft iR die 1IIIIRO.of- . --·t-~·1uf-·-- - .. ·--a1-tetali~wttb those of the·---- -"-- It IS ~ same 8dI\IW5 wte, although hopefully they will initiate worthwhile new programs and be easily accessible -···When·and if there is something greater sin is knowing . that at Now. we havereached rock bottom.. . "to [epjace-iii.e-.Ietlciri~anWithtbc wodd's ". _ ~e :x~veno doubt wfiatsovever that "gay'· rights, att~clc the' consIUu~io~at to students. printed, it is hidden on the last Baruch you participate in Sports in A short while ago a man named Oliver newest Captain America. He stands confi- the homosexual relationship is as intense rights of the Cat~ol~c ~urch fo~ believing page. You recently printed a spite of what goes on around you. North was brought to the stand in court to dent, safeguarded behind his- shield of What Baruch needs more than anything is some stability in the administration so that and fulfilling to the gay person as the that homosexuality IS a SID. In t~IS way t~e double-section Ticker but NO Once again, it is another example of testify against charges that members of the cover-ups, and mesmerizes those intox- students will get to know their deans and vice versa. The most important function ofa heterosexual relationship is to a (using the gay liberation movement has distorted Its sports information was to be found. the "I don't care", "So what", at federal government had intentionaJIy icated by his charm and his pledge of dean is to understand and be aware of the problems and hardships facing students. This u1 ) "straight" person own cause to such an extent that they are at- I have .written The Ticker a few titude which permeates the common vemac ar . fi h & h' ,,' hts" diverted funds to the Contras. He dodged allegiance to this country and his heroism The fact remains homosexuals made the tempting to ig t lor t elr. ng has been made very difficult recently as no one has been around long enough to get a times in the many years I have been "hallowed halls" of all of our the inquisition of the special investig~ti,:e and more. choice to become homosexuals. Society did disputing the fr~do~ of w~rshIP. ~s one "feel" for the college. We at The Ticker are hoping that these additions to the ad at Baruch, and then only when I Baruch College buildings, from of panel with carefully chosen patrrotrc And what reasons do those that support not inflict or brand them with such a chooses. Cathoh~sm IS a vall~ religion, a have really believed an injustice to fice to office, from room to room, answers, while seated in his khaki-coJored him give? ministration will hang their hats and stay awhile. distinction. As a result, it is not the govern- belief ba.sed on f~lth.an.d worship. Ho;V can the students has occurred. You are and The Ticker and its workers just Marine outfit. He was a victim. perpetrating once again, a grave in ments job or concern to punish or chastise such b~hefs be dlscnmmat~ry. Doesn t th.e He was just following orders. continue that attitude. Oliver North is not the same man he used justice, especially to those students those who disagree with the gay liberation C:ath~11c Church have a nght to an opi- He did it for America. I hope this letter will help some to to be. involved. see the light and at least become movements agenda. mon. . . _ But good golly Ollie, you forgot one im The civil rights laws in this country were To this end, the bond which .holds the en The Student-athletes at Baruch, aware, and finally recognize that How is that so? portant element in this entire contra ut in place to protect people who could tire gay movement together IS structu:ed Now he wears different clothes. are a very special group. They must they have omitted a great part of ~ot n~d ~ttack controversev. You broke the law and give up a lot of study time for prac choose their ethnic origins or sex. As around a .to all those who VIew Oliver North is no longer a soldier or col therefore violated a simple right of the student life at Baruch. dem~nted tice and game participation, time stated previously, any discrimination based their 50domIstic lIfestyle as and onel dressed in combat fatiques. His citizens of your country. The law states the which other students use to get bet Howard Engel, Lecturer uniform has changed radically into that of a people's right to know what the hell is going ter grades. Many of them have to Dept. of Physical & Health Educa superhero, a red, white an~ blue sil.k on. Without the lies and the polished com work out class schedules, jobs and tion Gay rights seen in this light become costume, and a t-shirt bearing his face. T~ls munication skills, Ollie is just a broken Editor-In-Chief John Greco family participation schedules in Chairperson of the College Com man impersonating Uncle Sa!" has ~een In facade of a man, nothing more than a com Managing Editor Caitlin Mollison different ways. After all this, they mittee on Intercollegiate Athletics flated far beyond his capacity, taking the ic book character. certainly not deserving News Editor ...... '" Linda Zuech an exercise in rhetoric whereby the word world by storm through t-shirt insignias and the media and merchandizing push he has Features Editor . . ' Kenneth Brown "sodomy" is replaced by the word "lifestyle." abstract poster art placing him in the top been given. And we have places for people Arts Editor Eric Kun government hot seat. And on a brick wall like him. Advertising Manager ...... Shannon Brewton not far from a resale store that has North Now can't vou think of a wiser item to Business Manager ...... Laura Kryshak ,ATTENTION ADVERTISERS on such inalienable factors is wholly pre perverse. Such people, gays feel are intrin paraphernalia in stock, graffiti is ~uggesting spend your money on than an Oliver North Office Manager ...... lisa Hun judicial and unfair. This is discrimination. sically prejudiced and discriminatory. So "Ollie for President," urging this country t-shirt? Homosexual rights do not meet the same where is the line drawn, if all those people criteria. Gays are gays by their choice and who feel that homosexuality is disgusting, Staff: ...... :'. should be held fully responsible for such a are in actuality, prejudiced, then from the Deadline. for ads in Issue # 2, is decision. It is absolutely wrong for point of view of the vanilla ice cream lovers, Beverly Bernard the pistachio eaters are discriminating Mark Levine John Ricard September 9. The;publication" homosexuals to feel that they need lawful Lucille Bonaventure Michael Lagassy against them just by eating pistachio. Deborah L. Roldan protection by the government. They don't Philip J. Darragh Catholics discriminate against homosexuals Phil Mangiapia Lester Seidman date is September 15. have a case. Homosexuals in this country Ashu K. Dult just by being Catholics. Heterosexuals Carlos Minnda Aurio Soto have the same civil rights which. are Paul Finnelli Wh~t discriminates against homosexuals just by William Moran Martin Starkey available to each and every citizen. Pedro Fortunato ~o being heterosexual. In essence, what the gay Jacqueline Mulhern Gloria Tramonte their sexual preferences amount IS ~annelte Gordon Scott Pam nothing more then an opinion, a conflict of rights movement contends, is t.hat prejudice Christopher A. Ward Jim LeMaire John Peeler Quotation of the Fortnight interests with the majority ~eter?se~ual and discrimination is everything that IS In Diane Leppek Stepben X. Popkin population. Gay ri~ts see~ 10 this light disagreement with their own beliefs and become an exercise In rhetonc whereby the opinions. .. "What I can say, is, ifthere is indeeda bill outstan word "sodomy" is replaced by the world Plasmo De Stimuli-Sounds similar to ulifestyle." ., "Stimulate the Plasma". You see, Plasma ding, we'llpay it before Car/ [Aylman, the director qf All people in this country enjoy the right, is part of the blood and blood goes into the The Ticker is published seven times a semester. All work with the exception of typesetting and printing Is by Baruch and should have every right, to work and brain, and the mind is in the brain. .So, 9 Student A ctivities} sends up the City marshals. " CUNY BA or graduate students. We welcome all contributions and criticisms that are typed and sigaed. We IlI"e live as they please and striv~ for aU ~eri~ following this train ofthought, "Plasma De located ia Room 361F of the Student Center, Our mailing address Is 137 East 22nd Street, New York N.Y. 10010. - John Ricbards, explaining his theory of has to offer. They have a nght to.their 0PI Stimuli" suggests the stimulation of the 9 (212) 725-7620. bow to reduce the student government deficit. nion. They have a right to .live any life t~y brain cells. Hopefully whether you agree or disagree, that's exactly what this column Printing by Jar Kim Printing Co' 9 Inc., 40 West 22nd Street in Manhattaa. so desire. They have a right to choose their friends, their lovers, their occupation, the will do-"Stimulate the mind." Aupst 31, U87 TbeTicker A_st 31, 191'7 NEWS
the problem was not foreseen. "In the last three yean," said Bick, "we CUTS have been overspending. No one usc ERS noticed because we were dippingIn to the reserves. As long as the TICKER·T (Continued from Front Page) money was there, everyone reaped the rewards." fraternity grounds. The students of California-Berkeley. No one dent fees, the amount of money According to Bick, the new BYE-BYE told police they had no idea how the knows where theycame from, but tune 100 company that manufac gram. The intent of the Program is received by the center has remained budget will result in major cuts in dogwood tree, cherry tree and they're showing up in the strangest POTTERY tures power systems, both for con to ease borrowers' financial burden RUBBERS constant. Aaron said, "the money several areas. She said, "We know azalea bushes made their way to the places: .campus buildings, a day sumer markets and heavy industry. during the repayment period. In ef we get is worth less and less. The we won't be able to have the full house. care playground, a fraternity's BAZAAR It traces the company's develop fect, the borrower receives a new cost of a D.J. for a party, or the blown street fair that we had in the THE WHOPPER: DELICIOUS front lawn. (One fraternity member ment from the 1912 merger of two loan, with a minimum interest rate Med grads toss stethoscopes? price of food is always going up. past. Also, the leadership training did say that during initiation week small farm equipment manufac of90J0, to payoff his original debts. Graduates of Harvard's School of BUT, DID The money has to come from which had consisted of two The 31st annual Pottery Bazaar pledges had to carry a chicken with turers through the 1980's9 when, as to qualify for a Consolidation Public Health found their own, un i somewhere. You can't expect the weekend trips will now most pro-, at Greenwich Ho-use Pottery, THEY USE them at all times.) a Fortune 100 multinational9 .it is a borrower must have more 'que way to celebrate commence budget to remain the same, offering bably be cut to one." She added located at 16 Jones Street, will be Loan, faced with a Japanese takeover at than 5S,000.00 outstanding in total ment: by tossing condoms in the SOAP? the same services, when more that, "the effects of the budget held on: air. After the ceremony.was finsih Thursday, September 17, 6:00 tempt. student Joan debts made unde!' money is being spent that taken won't be felt until the spring. Until Contestants must be ed, the grads shouted "condoms;" Cleanliness next to godliness? p.m. - 9:00 p.m. either the Guaranteed Student Loan FRATERNITY in." then, we don't have a problem undergraduate or graduate students and tossed the mementos, which Brigham Young U. researchers Friday, September 18, 10:00 Program (GSLP), Auxiliary Loans Since there had always been because no one has felt the crunch at accredited ,·U .S. schools. Eligible were inscribed uHarvard School of observed 39 women in campus a.m, - 5:30 p.m. to Assist Students (ALAS), Sup FRAUD money before in the reserve to cover yet. On paper though, we have a contestants may enter individually Public Health Class of 1987" and restrooms. They found that, if the Saturday, September 19, 10:00 plemental Loans for Students the increasing costs, the extent of real crisis. " or in groups. Copies of the case "Ad Venerem Securiorem," Latin women thought they were alone, a.m. - S:OO p.m, (SLS), Health Profession Student study will be available after for "safe sex." most did not wash their hands after The secret is out, but it was an in Work for sale is priced from S()¢ Loans (HPSL), Health Education September 1, directly from Institu using the bathroom. But in the teresting criminal idea. A former U. up!!. All pieces have been made and Assistance Loans (HEAL), Federal tional Shareholder Services, Inc. presence of another woman, 18 out of Virginia student got 5 years' im donated during the last year by ly Insured Student Loans (FIS'L) or 30S0 K Street, N.W., Suite 300, COMPETE of 20 washed their hands. The prisonment and 10 years' probation faculty and students at Greenwich the Perkins Loan Program (former Washington, D.C. 20007. Entries FORA research was part of a psychological for defrauding the school of House Pottery. Proceeds from the ly referred to as the National study of people's private and public $62,000. His method: a fake secret sale support, in part, the educa must be received by November 1, Direct/Defense Student Loans). SEAT behavior. society, called the Council of the tional services and programs of 1987. (Time allowances will be, The Consolidation Loan will bear Round Table, which like other Greenwich House Pottery, made for students on trimester an interest rate based on a weighted secret societies was given a universi Greenwich House Pottery is easi systems.) For further information average of the interest rates on the Next: duck-duck-goose aid. WHAT NEXT? call Jennie Kaplan, (202) 944 4800. Students at the U. of California ty bank account. The former stu ly reached by all IND trains to West loans consolidated, rounded to the Berkeley are hoping to break the THE I.U.D. dent also must repay the money. 4th'Street, Seventh Avenue IRT to nearest whole percent, but not less world record for the largest musical OLYMPICS? Sheridan Square and crosstown than 9070. chairs game (5,000, held by the U. buses to 8th/9th Street. STUDENT LOAN of Notre Dame) and raise The condom olympics at the U. FERTILIZER CONSOLIDATION & thousands of dollars for charity at SS, SSI AIDS of California-Santa Barbara were the same time. The fund-raiser is RUINS cancelled in favor of a "safe-sex" The Consolidation Loan Pro called - what else - "Chair Aid LAW SCHOOL The Social Security Administra quiz. the original event, designed to gram which allows borrowers to II." The first Chair Aid event drew OOZE tion has special telephone numbers promote condom use, was to in FORUM combine various educational loans for people with AIDS who wish to 2,000 participants and raised about into one new loan (enabling the bor $2,800. clude games like condom-inflating Tainted ooze spoiled the Super apply for Social Security and Sup contests and a condom toss. But of rower to make a single, reduced Saturday Oozeball Tournament at plemental Security Income benefits. ficials decided to cancel the games payment on all hislher debts was the U. of California-Santa Barbara. Arrangements can be made to com authorized by Congress last fall. It after public criticism and UCSB's plete an application over the ATTACK OF THE Organizers, concerned about health l/.:M_.,..,." became available in New York in decision to remove its name from hazards, had to cancel the annual telephone with a Social Security the event. April, following approval by the CREEPING PLANTS mud volleyball tournament because employee ~ho will send the forms vandals dumped gallons of fertilizer [,,';1~••••1i U.S. Department of Education of HESC's administration of the Pro- ., (Continued on Page 6, Col. 5) They sprouted legs and walked. FOR THE into the muck. All 50 members of a Jacksonville State U. fraternity were charged BIRDS with receiving stolen property after trees and shrubs stolen from area Foul play? Workers have been homes were found replanted on rounding up live chickens at the U.
you also mentioned at the R: I'm not aware of that. What I have bigger parties. It does a Jot for activity fee increase. April meeting? can say is if there is indeed a to have speakers who are big T: Any final thought? INTERVIEW R: Absolutely. As you know, bill outstanding, we'll pay it come to Baruch and with more R: Just that we are looking for Larry Mezias has been very before Carl (Aylrnan, the money the clubs can help get ward to a very productive year. active in seeking improvement director of student activities) these speakers. The Athletic (Continued from Front Page) in this area. We have been sends up the city marshals. Board needs more money. Part speaking to him and we will be T: Will you be asking for stipends of the increase will go to sup working for a way to solve this year? plement their budget. This will T: At an April party meeting you ROLLYSON some of the problems students R: Yes, we are asking for mean better uniforms for our said you wanted to make it have been having. stipends, but the amount is a teams, money for intramurals easier for the student clubs to T: You also mentioned your plan reduction from last year and perhaps even more hours (Continued from Front Page) get money, what exactly do to bring more speakers to because funding had been cut. the gym can be used which all Rollyson holds a Ph.D. in you intend to do? Baruch at that meeting, what is The total dollar amount IS students could benefit from. English from the University of R: One of the things we had plac being done in that area? within the guidelines set by the Not one penny of the ad Toronto. He has published a ed on the agenda early on was R: The thrust of our agenda will board of directors. We fought ministration's money goes to to revise the fiscal guidelines number of books, among them be p r o g r a m m i n g . We've hard for stipends last year and support our athletes. Last year books on William Faulkner, .------~ for the clubs. A lot of the alreadv contacted some big we're not going to reverse our it got so bad that out chess Marilyn Monroe and a new book on language in those guidelines is and very exciting speakers for position this year. The Board team almost couldn't go to an I ich '01 I Lillian Hellman. I 'Whopper® Sandwic n YI excessive and redundant. Some the fall. We're about to open a of Directors, in their infinite away tournament. Luckily, Fainstein said he thought of the language in the dialogue with the administra wisdom, has long recognized they got funds from the alumni guidelines is also less than ex Rollyson's appointment as the se I With The Purchase Of 9g I tion to secure funding and I the self-less work of college association. We will be ex e cond associate dean "as an invest pedient. For example, the clubs can't mention names. As soon wide representatives. The traordinarily better off for a I French Fries I ment by the college in the SLAS, have to run before the council as we have that secured we will amount of time and effort they fee increase, the long-term based on our record in the past. In I Please presenttnis coupon before ordering. I before 15070 of their money can say more. Last year we were put in cannot be compensated benefits will far outweigh the every respect he seems to be the I Lu.rjt.one coupon per customer. Not to be used with I be shifted in their budget. able to bring in people with by a stipend. By definition, short term cost. Also, the Stu right man for the job. n ~:;Oii';) 'Jifpr~ Also, if we get the fee increase real battlefield experience with with an executive position dent Center Board has been ur Void where prohibited by law. ... II we are going to revise the clubs the help of the Foreign Trade you're looking at least fifteen slashed by over one-third. As a Segall and, Rollyson were both I This offer Vald Aug.31 .Sept. 15 Q(x>d Qt"fV at. , ~ . interim allocations (money Society, Tony Walker, Mike hours of work per week. If you result Helpline has been cut to unavailable for comment. l Whopper Express" 40 East 23rd SInH'. H.Y.C J given to the clubs before their Robinson and the council. It pro-rate the stipend we get S2. a precariously low level. We ESSAY budgets are passed) upwards so provided an opportunity for It IS not compensation, it cannot afford to cut back on ------~------l that the clubs wouldn't come CO~TEST t our students to gain from the ameliorating the cost ofgetting .I I an organization that is this im Whopper Sandwich Only running back to us broke in interaction. A lot of mileage involved. portant to t he students. mid-October. In terms of mak was gained for the students and T: What are your major plans for Allocations to the club fair UThe Corporate Challenge," a ing money available faster, one I With The Purchase' Of I for the college by having a the coming year? have been cut by one-half as a $10000 competition sponsored by of the things on our agenda is a , . c Michael Manley or a, Randall R: The most pressing issue, out result of the decreased revenue Institutional Shareholder Services, I constitutional amendment to French· Fries 99 I Robinson speak. By having the side of programming of base. The fee increase will be InC:. was announced by Robert A. • Please present this coupon before ordering. .' permit the club officers to take 9 caliber of speakers that we did speakers is the issue of the stu boosting StudentCenter Board G. Monks, President of ISS. Con I limit one coupon per customer. Not to be used with office the day after commence I last year we created a demand dent fee increase. I am going to by a sizable amount. Also, the testants will prepare an answer of c~ns ment. This way the budget pro I other or offers. Void where Qrohibited by law. • in the students for quality be looking for a 37070 increase, MediaBoard will see a substan up to 5,000 words to a case study cess could begin over the sum I This ofi~ Vaid Aug. 31 .Sept. 15. GoodOl1ly at: , speakers, which we intend to from the 537 we're paying now tial increase in funding. Clubs describing a fictional company's mer so that the clubs don't fill this year. up $13 to 550. Students will and organizations are going to responses to the challenges it faces I Whopper Expresse 40 East 23rd Street. N.Y.C. J have to wait as long for your T: There are some rumors that the have to forego seeing a movie walk away the winners. Their throughout the 20th century. A money in the fall. student government failed to or two and for that the clubs money will be increased by prize of $10 will be awarded to 9000 .------T: Will your government look in pay its photocopy machine bill will see an increase of 125070. 125070 and we can easily in the best entry submitted by a stu to ways of solving the pro for last year, what ~you do They will be able to bring in creases their interim alloca dent or group of students. L ...... ,. ="'1 u.&~: S _.... blems of curricular guidance as on that? more and better speakers and tions. There is a pressing need The case study describes a FOr- - ~.--~ ~- •• ~1· .. 4 ...... ~ .-"1; .. ~_ .. '."" .. '" "., ".:' ""::" ,. :.-::~, .•~.?"~1:1"_ .•'" ,:. - J
TbeTicker August 31. 1987 ...... NEWS / Arts fits into a school like Baruch. I tion, health and physical education, English; Dr. Lula Lockett SEEK want to see how we can make this a and compensatory programs, the director and associate professor and FORMER HILLELPRESIDENT chairperson of compensatory pro more attractive school to students Office of Student Personnel Ser ARTS & graduating from high school." vices, the college library and the Of grams; Alfred R. Peredo, associate KILLED IN AUTO ACCIDENT fice of Continuing Studies. professor and chairperson of DeaD of Education physical and health education; Dr. By JOHN GRECO Dean of Students Howard B. Siegel, associate pro On June 2, a Baruch student died knew there was a place to relax." Bergquist was chosen dean of the Samuel D. Johnson, Jr. was ap fessor and chairperson of educa School of Education and Educa pointed to the position of dean of tion; Dr. Ronald· M. Aaron, FEATURES in an automobile collision with a Zucker was a very organized per- tree as she swerved off of the road son that took the responsibility of tional Services after Lester Golub students in May 1987, according to associate dean of students; and stu ... in an attempt to avoid another vehi- handling all events that were spon- resigned from the position July 1, Paul LeClerc. Johnson was chosen dent Florence Hagnaers-Ross. cle that was speeding on Rockland sored by her club. She worked very 1986. On the same day Patricia M. after the position was left vacant LeClerc chaired all three commit AUGUST 31, 1987. BARUCH COLLEGE, CUNY PAGE SEVEN Avenue in Staten Island. hard and as a result all of the Jewish Kay was appointed acting dean when Dr. Henry Wilson Jr. submit tees, but declined to vote. "I didn't Rena Zucker, 20, was taken from clubs in the school revolved around served in the position until August ted his resignation in May 1986. Dr. think it was appropriate for me to her car at 1:30 p.m. but was pro- her. 24, 1987 when Bergquist began Robert T. Georgia was appointed vote," he stated. "I thought my role About Baruch nounced dead on arrival at Staten Joseph Reiss. a member of the work. acting dean on July 1, 1986 and was to act as a moderator. I wanted Island hospital. The other person upper council in the day session stu- Prior to working at Baruch, served in that position until the faculty and students to be able that was driving a two-door sedan dent government. said "Rena was Bergquist was the dean of education Johnson began work on year later. to choose without being swayed by ENDOWED was speeding and had made a wide the main driving force in Jewish at the University of Alaska at An The three positions were advertis my decision." turn, crossing into Zucker's lane, dubs for day students." chorage. He received his ed in The Chronicle of Higher causing her to hit a tree on the side Hartstein feels it is now his undergraduate degree at the Univer Education, Black Issues and Higher ARTl of the road. responsibility to make sure the sity of California at Berkeley, and Education, and The New York Zucker was the president of clubs "end up the way she would his master's degree at California Times, and applications came from By JOHN RICARD Hillel, one of the few clubs in have wanted." He added. "I decid- State University. He also holds a allover the nation. TICKER PhD from Stanford University. The members of the selection for "Last term, there was a place on the Baruch that act as a haven for ed that the clubs must keep going Baruch College campus, known to only a Jewish students. She held the office on." in his first week at Baruch, Berg committee to choose the dean ofthe quist said he has just been trying to School of Liberal Arts and Sciences few, where you could walk and see works of for two years until last spring Zucker won two awards at the TAKES art created by students of this very school. catch up and attend meetings. I've were: Dr. Mark Berenson, pro semester when she gave the position D.S.S.G. awards dinner for her ac- And in this college, a place in which the to John Hartstein. complishments during her terms of been working with the faculty and fessor of statistics and computer in others to set an agenda to work with formation systems; Dr. Paula S. students who carry calculators to school Hartstein said. "Rena made a office. As soon as the fall semester ~ (Continuedfrom page 5) outnumber the students who carry paint place that students could come to' starts, Hillel will have a memorial the resources we have. Berggren, professor of English; Dr. Bergquist stated that his best Douglas P. Lackey, professor of brushes to school by about 10 to 1, student and make their home. Anytime the service in which the entire Zucker artwork is nothing to take for granted. student felt they were alone they family will be invited. qualification is probably the way I philosophy; Dr. Carlos Moreno, to the applicant for signature. An try to work with people. He em professor of mathematics; Dr. appointment to visit an office may The mini "Art Gallery" was located replied, "I decided Fainstein was phasized he would like to provide a Pamela Sheingorn, professor ofart; also be made for people who prefer on the 10th floor of the 26th Street particularly qualified. He's very good, strong program that meets Dr. Alvin N. Puryear, professor of to visit an office and apply in per building. Most of the wall space in DEANS good and very smart." the needs of the students. management; Dr. Donald Watkins; son. Appointments will save time that area was filled with works of art created by the students of the (Continued from front page) Segall said his hopes for the LeClerc said Bergquist will professor of education: Cynthia waiting in reception areas for oversee about 90 faculty members. Whittaker, professor of history; available interviewers. various art classes. One of the corridors School of Liberal Arts and Sciences held student photographs. Most of the sub leader. He said that Fainstein '5 He has a special responsibility. He Dr. Lester Alston, associate pro The special telephone numbers under Fainstein would be "the jects were scenes of life in New York City responsibilities as dean would be to maintenance of quality. I'd like to has to work with a 'new' school that fessor of education; and student and the locations they serve are as run the School of Liberal Arts and added many new programs last Diane Myers. follows: and when you looked at them, you could see more majors." immediately appreciate them. When you Sciences, oversee the 200 people "Sure everybody in the School of year. The selection committee for the For Man hattan, Bronx, Jooked at the pictures, you were forced to who work in the school, oversee the Liberal Arts would like to see more Segall stated that I will depend on aean of the School of Education Brooklyn, Staten Island, and ask yourself, "Could I take a picture like programs and deal with matters majors," said Fainstein. "But I cer him to explain where he wants to go and Educational Services were com Rockland County - (212) 264-3691 that? After all, I have been there before;" concerning promotions and tenure tainly don't think we want to try to with the School of Education that prised of Stanton F. Biddle, pro For Queens, Nassau, Suffolk, If you walked further past the corridor for faculty members. take more people from the business was reorganized quite recently. fessor and chief librarian; Dr. and Westchester - (718) 657-4461 President Joel Segall refused to The dean of the School of Educa Gerald Pogue. professor of and made a sharp right turn, you saw some school and have them switch to ver-y professional looking chalk drawings. comment as to why he chose Fains tion and Educational Services economics and finance; Dr. Roslyn Liberal Arts majors. I think what -compiledby Linda Zuech One wall held chalk drawings of towels and tein over two other finalists, but he we should look at is how Liberal oversees the departments of educa- Bernstein, associate professor of .. cloths drapped across chairs.' The students had managed to depict the folds of the towels and exaggerate their shadows so Apply for $fLlde"r Crti-One a: these Ci::b:r." t-::-r::' :<,_ ~1e~tAat tile restHhRg Rpr - - ·_~------·---- I PageS TbeT'acker August31, 19i7 Augast 31, 1987 The'11eker p..., N STUDENT FEATURES 0~O ~0 o -l Prevention Is Only Protection r1 TukForce INVITESYOU Educates Baruch By TONY ARPINO and ED MARTINEZ Students registering in-person. starting on August 13. have received 10(} Questions TO JOIN USATOUR and Answers about AJ.DS, a New York State publication detailing what informa tion exists now about the virus. The pam phlet was distributed by Baruch College's AIDS Education Task Force. GET ACQUAINTED PARTY!! The AIDS Education Task Force met for the first time on May 11. 1987. As its name indicates. the purpose of the task force is to educate the Baruch community about the Tuesday, September 15th in the Oak Lounge AIDS epidemic and make the most current information available. Members of the task force represent different segments of the Student Center, 137 E. 22nd St. college's population. The task force's instructional efforts will be divided into three areas: speaker presen Be thereandbringa friend! tations, faculty/staff training and print literature on AIDS. The members formed a Specific student gatherings. such as sion featuring representatives from subcommittee for each area. freshmen orientation meetings and student organizations involved in AIDS education According to recommendations proposed leadership training conferences. may be i.e, the Gay Men's Health Crisis and the by the staff/faculty training subcomrnit considered for training seminars and New York City Board of Health; 2. a four tees, workshops will separately address the workshops. person forum with a moderator, on the sug needs and interests of three specific groups The J()() Questions and Answers About gested topic. "AIDS at Baruch: Need we be of the Baruch population over the current AIDS publication was obtained from the concerned?"; and 3. a tentative video-tape fall semester. The first group will be the New YorkState Department of Health in program for the spring semester that :":....::.::. "::.: ::-,-:. ::....; ..:.:.... ":: . ," : . ," .' .. -, . .' ...... ," .. ' ... ':' -, ': -'...... :.. :: ". . ", . task force itself. which will then concen time for in-person registration, a priority depicts an AIDS victim discussing the ef trate upon those in student support services for the entire task force. For assistance in fects of the disease upon his life. ~~Women .such as SEEK. Student Personnel Services. compiling printed informative literature on Another lecture on and AIDS·· the Medical Office staff and the college's . AIDS. the publications subcommittee has may be presented later in the semester. various counselors and advisors. Finally the at its disposal a current computer-produced The task force invites students to get abGut·~- 'taskforce wiD concentrate-upon'educating biblioglaphy mr AIDS, p~- Wishestoinfonntheclubs thatthe 1987-88Budget Request Packetsare novv intheir mailboxes inthe StudentActivities Office. - All requests mustbe submitted bynolaterthan September 16that 2:00 P.M. - Come inearlyto scheduleyour budgethearing vvith the cORlll1ittee. -Ifthere areany questionsonthebudgetprocess,seekansvver.front the Finance Cornlnittee in Rill. 409orthe StudentActivitiesOffice. .....•• "Stli ~ JeI-d .t tile dilib ...... T...... I .. __ ~ _~ 4_-:: _,__ ---- -~--- -- . -"------~ - . ------. - .- .- Page to TbeTicker A_sa31, 1917 August 31, 1987 Tile Tieker BaruchWelcQmesFreshmen Can you find the hidden ~altenns? Seminars can bring order Collegiate 5 L E P P 0 T 5 E R F 0 X Y T " ~ ,. M E C o X N U D T 5 L u 0 x 5 to chaotic first days r ABATE Crossword A A A 0 E T A B A R C E 0 0 U ACT OF GOD A~ENCY By NANEI IE F.GORDON first floor auditorium of 17 Lexington Ave. This activity provides an opportunity to R N G T N M R 0 B I M R C R B ARBITRATION meet faculty members and other students. BAILMENT What courses are you taking? Where and 2 3 10 11 how do I register? Where is the Financial In the second through twelfth sessions, T 0 A L A 5 B A 0 E V I 0 T P CAVEAT EMPTOR DAMAGES Aid Office? These are typical questions ask which will be held in room 1750 of 360 CONSIDERATION DEED ed by freshman students. Their first days Park Avenue South, the leaders wiD discuss I P T G B A I T R 0 T 0 N W 0 DURESS here at Baruch are chaotic. any problems the students may encounter EASEMENT and current -events at the campus. Students y In an attempt to alleviate this type of will be able to meet representatives of the A T E P I L T 0 P v 0 A Y E ESCROK situation, "all freshmen students are re administrative support staff, tour college FRANCHISE ESTOPPEL quired to take Freshmen Seminar," says facilities, discuss current topics and con L. S R 0 M S R E E T A G N .X N FELON Elizabeth Thangaraj, coordinator of Orien temporary social issues and learn about l'oi~:"onnalioD'€811 LIEN tation and Special Programs. Orientation is academic and non-academic student ac ,. MARTIAL LAW . "' ,.:,..., ••.•:.. '.~:->.,:., .~..~.:,~...:-~. :. ,". V A also provided to transfer students. L U E SE A XI R E F E 0 tivities. '", ·····~m.ii?La1ioraiiri~ .. :, ..: . NOVATIOr Students can meet representatives from PATENT Freshmen orientation sessions are led by : '''~''',:. ." ...... A R N E T S T V T N A 0 I R T faculty members and upperclassmen. In the Curricular Guidance Office, Student ~At PRIVITY PROOF Personnel Services, Career Services and ··'35:1438··· selecting the upperclassmen as leaders, ..... " ...... PROXY other offices to discuss whatever questions W T R 0 E V I A C E P T L P N PROBATE Thangaraj sends letters to students on the REMEDY Dean's list, interviews them and makes her they might have, get to know the people selections. She says, "I will chat with them there and learn where their offices are S U BM F R 0 Y E F A C I 0 N SUBPOENA and tell them what to expect." located. SUMMONS ••All sessions are not always held in the 0 R E S P A N X Y V N A L 0 T TORT Upperclassmen and faculty members assigned room. Sometimes, for a change of from the three schools (School of Liberal TRUST locale, the students are taken to the Baruch S N 0 M M U S y 0 T A E V A N Arts, School of Business and Public Ad Art Gallery and the library to acquaint Answers on bottom ministration, and the School of Education) them with the library system," said WOMENS' HEALTH CENTER lead the seminars. This enables the students Thangaraj. Students will be informed by T H E S I H C N AR F C R 0 W Edward Jul ius of page 10 to get to know the faculty members and feel their leaders where lectures and workshops e more comfortable when they attend their are to be held. first classes. WE OFFER SAFE QUALITY GYNECOLOGY & ABORTION The final session will introduce the deans SERVICES. OUR CENTER, A MODERN N.Y. STATE Freshmen seminar consists of 12 sessions. of Baruch's three schools. Students will be ACROSS The first meeting will be the convocation. able to familiarize themselves with them LICENSED FACILITY, OFFERS EXPERT CARE BY Provost Paul Le Clerc will welcome the new and ask questions. PROFESSIONAL PERSONNEL. 1 Where one might 32 Processions We know that a students to Baruch and inaugurate the " Freshmen will also learn about available PREGNANCY TESTS ARE FREE study Andy Warh~l's 35 Diet supplement 1987-88 academic year. scholarships and the Honor's Program. works (3 wds.) (abbr.) cheap calculator can (212) 758-6110 12 Enrollment into 38 Scottish historian cost you blood, sweat Professor Marx Wartofsky, distinguished The upperclassmen who lead these college and philosopher .and time. professor of Philosophy will· deliver the seminars are able to relate to freshmen MON-SAT, AND EVENING APPOINTMENTS 14 "Calculus Made Sim- 39 College in Green- ple ," e.g. (2 wds.) v i-l Ie , Pa. Investing in a convocation. This will be a formal meeting because they have endured and lived ,~-. ::-i--...._.~~ ~ :~.~: --. - 16 Evaluate 40 The Venerable ---- Hewlett-Packard cal ... .' to which all faculty and students are through similar experiences themselves. It is CENTER FOR REPRODUCTIVE AND SEXUAL HEALTH, INC. 17 Extremely small welcome. The meeting will take place on all part of the learning process. Today's 18 Follows a recipe 41 " •••not with --- culator, on the other t- 1I4; a whimp~r.· Thursday, Sept. 3. 1987 at 1:00 p.m., in the freshmen will be tomorrow's leaders. 10 EAST 21st STREET direction hand, can save you :::~-':"':---~ 43 Return on inve~t . ' . NEW.-YORK,)LY. 10010 19-8elonging ..to Mr. _ ~.....__ '.~::.~.""",~l<'''''H- __ --.... _ Pacino men""t·l abl:lr •r .. 44 Pondered -- HPcalculators not . 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That DEBATE: buys you more built DOWN in functions than any one else's financial One of the most important 1 Those who are duped 30 Fictional hypnotist calculator. 2 "Do unto ----..." 32 Style exemp1if;ed And we're giving skills for success 3 Fourth estate by Picasso 33 uShe's ... M away a freeAdvantage 4 Goals M in school and business. 5 Well-known record (from "F1ashdance ) Module, a $49 value, label 34 Be unwell with every HP-41 6 Well-known king 35 Visible trace 7 151 to Caesar 36 Think Advanced Scientific 8 Prefix meaning milk 37 Woman's under- calculator you buy 9 Confused (2 wds.) gannent This 12K-byte plug All students interested 10 ---- husky 38 Commit -----kiri 11 Most immediate 40 ---- burner in, menu-driven ROM in starting a debate club 12 Like a sailboat 42 " •••for if I ---- .was designed spe- 13 Cash re9ister key away ••. II (2 wds.) 44 Actress Gibbs cially for students. at Baruch 14 En - (as a whole) 46 African antelope Sodrop by your IS Auto racing son of 47 Well-known TV band campus bookstore and should meet during club hours, Richard Petty leader 49 Pince-- compare HP calcula 19 Pol itical disorder (eyeglass type) tors with the rest. By Thursday, September 3, 20 ---- cit. (footnote 50 1968 film, ,,- midterm, you'll see • abbreviation) Station Zebra" In Room 1420, 23rd Street building. 21 Treveled on a 51 1965 film, "- "what a deal this is. Flexible Flyer Ryan's Express" Answers 24 Glorify r------, 25 Prospera's servant . FREE $49HP-41 . in tiThe Tempest" 'ADVANTAGEMODULE I The meeting will begin at 12:45 28 Well-known govern I with purchase of HP-~1. Pur- I ment agency I chase must be made between I ~nd run for approximately one hour. AugUIilI5. 19S1. aDd Octooer31. 29 American league 1~ team (abbr.) I See "our local HP dealer I I for details-and off_..ial redemp- I J tion bm. Rebate or free ~1od. I Ifyou would like to debate, ule will be sent in 6·8 weeks, Answers on bottom r OR S10 OFFANHP-12C I Fli;' HEWLETT but cannot attend, L -.J .:~ PACKARD leave a message with Professor Birdsell, of page10 el987Hewlett-Pacbrd Company pc; 12?03 725-3197. ------... - Aagust 31, 1987 ..Page 12 Tbe.. TI.Cke..f _ A""31, 191'7 11leTidler .., .....£~...... a'.· Helpline's Doors Come To Our who played the Russian boxer Ivan Drago, went toe to toe with Sylvester Stallone in Rocky IV, people wondered what kind of King role was left for Lundgren that would equal Are Open Open House the sensationalism of his Drago role. Why CODlpilation lit He-Man of course. The Masters 0/ The &I Universe, a $42 million gamble by Cannon ~. Films, features all the popular Mattei toys Flvis Presley-The Memphis-Record (RCA ~ bought to life. The storv? Why" He-Man Since 1975, Baruch Thursday, September 10 ~ vs. Skelator, of course. The Masters OfThe Records) Flvis Presley-The Complete Sun Sessions ~ Universe has laserblasts, spaceships, weird- students have come to FJvis Presley-The Number One Hits o-charaeters like Beastman, Blade, and the 12:35 to 2:40 room 520 FJvis Presley-The Top Ten Hits Helpline when they've crystal-eyed Evil-lin, plus special effects Since I am an adamant believer that rock that won't quit. We haven't seen this stuff and roll, as we know it and love it, really needed information, help of 46 E. 26th St. Bldg. since the Star Wars saga. It's great to have didn't begin until 1977 and was not with problems, or just it back, even if it is He-Man. Refreshments will be served and ...... _ Dr Wi =c {Me .fI. perfected as an art form until the early 80s someone to talk to. Probably the biggest surprise of the sum by various independent bands, it would the Helpline staff will be there to mer season is Robocop. An unexpected almost seem hypocritical for me publicly to Helpline is a peer counsel Homestead Hollers comedy, Robocop, supposedly a crime claim to be a secret Elvis Presley fan. But RCA's month-old, four-record compilation ing and referral service run answer your questions was awesome) totally omitted? And certain drama, is.the story of a cop named Murphy Various Artists-The Wailing Ultimate who gets blown away by a bunch of is so comprehensive and fascinating, you by students for students. Its ly Sonic Youth's "Brave New World" can't help but be impressed. (Homestead Records) should've been included. Yes, I know that . lowlifes. The 'legally dead Murphy is operated on by Dep, a tippy-top security The records are a commemoration of the all volunteer staff , the Sonics left Homestead for SST, but they King's sudden tragic death ten years ago Helpline is always look The thought of a fourteen-song pot are the biggest band the Long Island record firm that has its hand in everything from undergoes training and pourri containing some of my favorite in warehouse security to the national defense, (ironically when the real rock and roll began '-' label has shocked the public ear with to approximately). Two of the records, The H man ing for new members to dependent groups was almost enough of an date, for better or worse. and is literally transformed into a of regular supervision with the impetus for me to get off of my laurels this steel." Murphy turned cyborg lives by four Number One Hits, and The Top Ten Hits, maintain our high quality These complaints aside, the record has are digitally rernastered greatest hits counselors of the Depart summer and go out and get a real job. But a lot to brag about, such as Dinosaur's prime directives: Serve the public trust, of services to the Baruch in reality, The Wailing Ultimate, can Protect the innocent, Uphold the law, packages. They contain Presley's most ment of Student Personnel "RepuSo!l"(Neil Young on acid), "Blood and familiar songs: "Heartbreak Hotel," ultimately be better. Shaving Qeam," from Cleveland's Death of and-well-his fourth directive is unknown community. Helpline's First of all, why include Naked Ray~un's to the audience and Robocop until later. "Don't Be Cruel," etc. However, The Top Services. Samanlila (pre-pubescent 12~v and the Ten Hits proves to be the better disc by way members represent a cross "I Remember," when the sarrie disc has Stooges), and the immortal Mission of Bur With comedic skits and dialogue added at both Bi~ Black and Breaking Circus? It can just the right time, Robocop, a British im of its inclusion of some of Presley's better ma spinoff Volcano Suns' White but less well-known commercial tunes, current of Baruch's student be argued that these white-rapping Elephant c'Sun God," the asskicker from the port picked up by Orion Pictures, is m achisimo-racist - W"II"P- cutters-from another gamble that paid off. such as "Litte Sister," and "Devil in body, and they share a com now-defunct Squirrel Bait as testimony that Disguise," just to name two that Helpline offers the Chicago are one in aH the same group. Cer- youth is often wasted on the young. Also, • OTHER LONGSHOrS THAT unfortunately never hit the top spot. mon concern for their tainly in Big Black's case, "The Ugly there are two pop entries from Boston: BECAME FAVORITES: The Living In addition to these hit packages, there is following services to American" is an angrier and more funky Salem ~ with "The Well" and Big fellow students and will Daylights (see review this issue), and La The Complete Sun Sessions. the King's a Steve Albini rap, and thus a more effective Dipper's "You're Not Patsy." show vehicle than the repetitive riff of "II Bamba. . earliest Memphis recordings. The first pair all members of the ingness to give their time Although it may not be Homestead's best of sides are the Sun Sessions l.p., with side Duce." As for Circus' "Song of the foot forward, it's as Quick of an intr..xtuc and effort to help others. South," they've much better material off FAVORITES THAT BECAME Baruch community: tion you're gonna find into instant hipdom , WNGSHOTS: When a movie company The Ice Machine Lp. All for a $6.98 list, which sounds real nice. Then, why wac; English import Mem refuses to screen a movie for the press, it's As a member, you will -Sl~ven&um usually bad. Warner Brothers did this three branes (whose 1986 Songs ofLoveandFury have the unique opportuni times this summer. Tiley sneaked three Information movies past the critics without advanced ty to grow as a person, im short of academy acclaim, but still a heavy screening: Superman TV...... Who's That Girl, favorite this summer. -s-Everythtng you ever wanted to know and Disorderlies. One can fnderstand why prove your leadership skills The Movies Steve Martin may have saved his career they did it. With the exception of about Baruch, but were afraid to ask. Also, with Roxanne. After an atrocious outing help with locating the right people and of- and be an integral part of Disorderlies, the movies are total bombs. - .'. ... _.. . - ~," .as...D~y Bottoms in T.be- TJu:u-Amig-DS, fices in the schoolfor special assistance. the Baruch Community. of-Summer Steve writes and stars itt R~, a cute, Someone musr've slipped a huge chunk Peer Counseling funny, and heartwarming variation on the of kryptonite into Christopher Reeve's. So if you're interested in By MARTIN STARKEY classic Cyrano de Bergerac story. tights and the script of Superman TV OTHER FAVORITES: Stanley -Helpline members are there to listen to because not only is The Quest for Peace joining and we hope you Between May 23rd and August 14th, 32 Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket, Walt Disney's dumb, it's corny, stupid, -and boring, and you. Supportive peer counseling is available movies were released, 16 of which have Snow White, Monster Squad, and Stakeout that's just for openers. In case Warner for any personal or academic problem. are, or just want to ask a blossomed into monster box office hits. starring Richard Dreyfuss and Emilo Brothers and Cannon Films didn't know it, question, we encourage you (That's half of this summer's movie crop.) Estevez. Superman, is different now. Since Super Housing Assistance There were the favorites, the longshots, the EVEN MONIES: Arnold Schwarzeneg man III he's gone through a whole bunch of to drop in at the Open even-monies, and the longshots that ger movies are always pretty good bets and changes. He can't move .planets anymore - We maintain files of vacant apartments became favorites and/or favorites that his latest search-and-destroy movie, and he can't walk away from a nuclear ex and rooms. Ifyou're looking for housing, House. It could be one of became longshots. In any event Hollywood Predator, pits Arnold and a high-tech plosion unscathed. Lex Luthor is a lot dif stop by and see if we have anything that the most important things is enjoying its best summer in almost three mercenary squad against a 7 ft. alien Pc ..., ....JMsar-t1l .S •• ~2.1156. would be right for you. ferent now and so is Clark Kent. Clark isn't you'll ever do in college. rears. powerhouse that sports Jamaican dread so mild-mannered, he's more of a hunk. In THE FAVORITES: No surprise about locks, claws like the comic book character truth DC Comics, the company that three being outtakes of song versions never Resources Eddie Murphy's eagerly awaited sequel "Wolverine," a bad attitude, and a publishes Superman comics, has transform to pass the cutting room floor. Side four, Beverly Hills Cop II. BHC II has grossed chameleon effect that makes him almost in ed "the man of steel" into a hero of the 80s with its six versions of "I'm Left, You're -s-Parnphlets and brochures on health more money at the box office than any vulerable. Predator also stars Carl with real 80s problems, WOW! That would Right, She's Gone (My Baby's Gone)" is as issues, study skills, topics of sexuality and other fihn this year and it doesn't look like Weathers and Jessie "The Body" Ventura. have made a great Superman movie. I'm much more. worthless as a bloopers television show any other movie is going to catch it, except The Lost Boys, the latest venture by surprised DC Comics didn't realize this. (like, y'know, who cares already?). maybe Eddie's next movie-a concert flick Lethal Weapon/Superman direct0t:;t-umed Nevertheless, the record is a valuable Referrals called Raw. Due out in December, Raw is producer Richard Donner, revolves around Now Madonna should've known better. -~ition to aoybody's collection already being billed as the hottest property a bunch of youthful blond-haired vampires Fortunately for her anything she does after But the piece de resistance is The - Where to go in the community for sup of the upcoming Christmas season. Just who invade a smallcoastal town in Califor Shanghai Surprise is an improvement Memphis Record. Initially recorded in port services such as child care centers, legal another example of Eddie's phenomenal nia. There's nothing new about this com but... "this movie will make money only January and February 1969, the record is a advice or self-help groups. success, appeal, and charisma. edic thriller in which the vampires look because Madonna and her music are in it. milestone for Elvis. After 33 rave-up Right behind BHC II is The Un more like rock star burn-outs then Bela Weak plot, script, dialogue, acting, and movies and an invasion by Limey mop-top Drop-In touchables, without a doubt this year's ear Lugosi. This type of stuff has always been directing all the way around. The in imposters, these sessions proved that Elvis ly choice for Best Picture. Borrowing the appealing to summer movie audiences, so teresting and probably tragic thing about was still King enough to release Sergeant -Stop b)' anytime to chat, meet us or just format and style from the successful Un The Lost Boys is a definite even-money hit. this entire affair is that Madonna actually say hello. ' Pepper-like quality material. Not only werc touchables t.v, series of the 60s, Robert Another even-money film is definitely turned down the leading role with Bruce these special sessions responsible for the Stack's Elliot Ness is portrayed with great Mel Brooks' Spaceballs, his funniest mo Willis in Blind Date to star in Who'$ That country-rock hit "Suspicious Minds," but feeli~ Helpliners are also in and believability by Kevin Costner. tion picture since History ofthe World Part Girl. Perhaps the title Blind Date didn't fit also Presley showed his wares on New York Joining Costner is Irish actor Sean I. With 'characters like Dark Helmet, into the rhythm, beat, or tempo scheme of Brill Building slick, ("Power Of My Love") volved in other ac Connery as Jimmy Malone, the tough Princess Vespa and Yogmt, this movie Madonna's hit song "Wlto's That Girl." and Philly soul ("Only The Strong ,- .... _..-. - ----_.. -_.,~._--_._- - --. --.. _---_..__.._------...1 ' August 31, 1,-' The Tkker TheTlc:ker August 31, 1987 Pale 14 I .. ~. • ARTS' ARTS for the better, which reinforces-the fact that Timothy.Dalton's James Bond thinks. You can spread his word in your Coup de Crushed James Bond Sure the character has changed a little. Vi//e.•. He's more realistic now, but what are you And when you finally see the light Skull Droning Whine complaining about anyway? The action is God's gonna buy you a satellite. What'sThisCrap? still there. From Bond hurling off the Rock Uve Skull-Don't Get Any On YOL. The IV of Gibraltar in a jeep to Bond hanging on a In "Fightin' on the Same Side" HYman (Homestead Records) net flapping behind a Russian cargo jet and Bazilian cleverly tie a guy-girl relation Although too many of us high-brow, Richard Uo)ld- Real Time ship in with the blue-grey civil war. They're wise-ass critics claim we enjoy Live Skull's By CAITUN MOLUSON while battling the resident bad guy 40,000 \ (Celluloid Records) feet above an Afghanistan desert. Oh yeah, always in conflict but in the end they both noise, how many people truthfully found By MARTIN STARKEY want the same thing. any of the first four recordings repeatedly Monotone is not a strong enough word to Who's That Girl, starring Madonna and knows that Nikki is a wild enough girl to did I mention that the plane is set to blow Listening to Richard Uoyd's new album Making only cameo appearances on the listenable? Don'l Gel A ny On You, the new cause problems. The plot, as it is, however, up? Real Time makes me think of the people in describe the droning whine of the guy's Griffin Dunne is a comedy about a free Let's face it. Since Moonraker, James last album, the mandolin and hooter are live record, is the best to date not only for voice. It's kinda pathetic that a man who is spirited woman who takes a conservative seems to be relatively unimportant as the Bond movies, or shall we say Roger Moore, This movie is action-packed and damn front of me at a Met game. You know, the good! Timothy Dalton is great once you get both prominently featured and give the two its audibility, but also because of the ones who are real plain-looking and will so talented on the guitar would handicap businessman for the ride of his life and main points of this ridiculous vehicle seem has been losing steam rather quickly. Don't tracks receiving the most airplay, "Johnny volume and vigor captured on this CBGB - 1/ himself to such an incredible degree by makes him fall in love with her. Sound to be: a) to show Madonnain tight clothes used to him, and he's bound to get better as pass hot dogs up to you from the vendor get me wrong. Roger Moore is probably the B" and "Karla with a K ,.• an Irish folk- performance. But (he real' importance of endeavoring to pursue an ability he ob familiar? If it does you've probably seen and b)to repeat the ever-popular party-girl best James Bond out of the now four actors his stint as James Bond progresses. The Liv but always drop the mustard under the ing Daylights is guaranteed to shake, not country sound. - the L.P. is that it establishes Skull as a seats. Such people are forgettable. Richard viously does not have. He can't sing. Something Wild or Madonna or Dunnes's meets-stuffy-boy-and-makes-him-fall-in that played 007 at one time or another. On their last tour the boys were known group with its own creative juices, while love-with-her theme and shove it down the stir you. Lloyd's music is too. You can tell he's been in the business a previous efforts, Desperately Seeking Susan Roger Moore turned Bond into a channing for their fast and bouncy live performances, sharing the same world-of-sinister-drone The man lives and breathes mediocrity. long time. He is a consummate club musi- and AfterHours. Problem is this movie just audience's throat. international playboy of sorts, whose one but things may be different with their slow trashiness as that other singles-oriented chic cian. In fact, the album was taped at doesn't compare to its predecessors. He's plain, simple and can't sing. The only If this sounds far from enjoyable you're liners and raised eyebrows got him out of and deliberate instrumentation this rime. Loisaida outfit. Very slow and eerie, play CBGB's and it is obvious he is quite com thing that keeps him from being a total drag Although these three films all used an old right. For two hours viewers are forced to trouble. This was totally different from Sacrificing fast 'n fancy guitars for superior this one at a high volume during late hours. fortable with the music he is peddling. He is his guitar playing. He can play guitar, storyline for their plots, they were each witness absurd car chases, pointless Sean Connery's portrayal of 007 which was American Style songwriting may initially cost the band You'll be able to . . . . well, you know, doesn't have much originality, nor is he ter he's fast and has a good sound-blues mix zany enough in their own way to be en stereotypes and Madonna trying to do her - more on par with- Ian Fleming's original some commercial success but they will earn while simultaneously scaring the pants off ed with rock and a kinda slow, funky rible. He is unopposing and boring, which joyable. Who's That Girl is the type of film best . imitation of Marilyn Monroe. character. the respect of real rockers; something acts of your next-door neighbor. (Homestead that leaves the viewer wondering, why'd western twang. He should give the singing fits into the club structure perfectly. Most However, the most horrendous form oftor Nevertheless, after Moonraker and cer like. Journey, Lqverboy and Bryan Adams Records, P.O. Box 570, Rockville Centre of the audience he plays for would rather they bother? tainly after For Your Eyes Only, Moore was Hooters - One Way Home ~-- to someone who can do justice to his riffs. ture endured throughout the film is that of have yet to receive. N.Y. 11571"{)570). Lloyd himself reached some prominence listen to the boring people they are trying to listening to Madonna's voice (or should I . either too old to handle the part or else he (Columbia Records) -Paul FurnelU -St~"m &nun " during the mid 70s with his band Television, meet then Lloyd's music. He does nothing Madonna plays the role of Nikki Finn, a say screech). With a carefully rehearsed was sabotaged by weak scripts and direc which attempted to cash in and ride the to distract them and, in fact, gives them a young woman who has served four years in New York accent, which is a joke as she tion. This made James Bond "James One can never accuse this Philly band same NY new wave invasion that propelled sense of superiority because he is far more prison after being wrongfully framed for a supposedly hails from Philadelphia, Bland." Thank God for Timothy Dalton, from trying to buck a trend. On this new BIondie and the Talking Heads to stardom. boring than his audience. Toward thh end, murder. ·The details of her being set-up are Madonna whines and screams her way producer Albert R. Broccoli's latest choice entry Hooters wander away from the He got beached. Television broke up in he is certainly a success. (Celluloid Records, shown to us in a very cute animated seg through this movie. This apparently was to play the suave and debonair British four-minute, happy-go-lucky sure-hit pop 1979 and Lloyd left the country, throwing 330 Hudson Street, N.Y., N.Y. 100(3) ment at the beginning of the picture that director James Foley's warped idea of how secret service agent in the newest Bond film tunes they pressed on their debut, Nervous his digs to Europe. -Christopher Ward turns out to be far more'entertaining than a sexy woman is supposed to sound. This is The Living Daylights. Night , Instead, the guys utilize the suc- Now he's back. Ifthe album Real Time is the actual story itself. Nikki has been releas not only not sexy, it is damned annoying. Timothy Dalton returns James Bond to cessful formula of a lonely, desolate collec supposed to represent a polished, mature ed from prison for good behavior and is out the Sean Connery-type of character, a real tion of efforts a-la Messrs. Springsteen and Griffin Dunne somehow gets lost in the musician, it misses. The music on the album to seek revenge on the person who has person who detests killing and does it only Mellencamp, resulting in a good shuffle which is a shame, as he has a knack is all slow and regresses to just a beat. This framed he-, Her Iif'e becomes interwined because it's his job. He's basically cold rockin'album about the bad points of for comic timing and is usually able to make allows Uoyd to run rampant with his guitar with that of Loudon Trott (Dunne), a wim hearted and ruthless and takes his job very America. the most of his dull looks to elicit laughter. solos. If the whole album had been just in py, humorless kind of guy who is employed seriously. So what if he falls in love with a "Satellite" has principal songwriters Rob The problem is he's stuck in a role that strumental it might have worked. Unfor by his prospective father-in-law. Coinciden rather plain looking cello player (Maryam Hyman and Eric Bazilian putting the cur tunately, Richard Lloyd chose to sing. tally, his fiancee's father, Simon demands little of his talents other than re d'Abo) for the duration of the movie. The rent Jim, Tammy Faye, and Jessica PTL quiring him to playa stupid nerd next to I give his voice some credit: his pronun Worthington (John McMartin), helped way things are going these days, can you saga to music: Madonna's crazy, outrageous sexpot. Ex ciation of the lyrics was OK, he sang in key, frame Nikki, and so he bullies Loudoninto blame him? So what if he doesn't eliminate but it didn't matter. The guy can't sing. He escorting her to the bus station to guarantee actly what is supposed to be so attractive two people he was contracted to kill. It's a God's gonna buy you a Cadillac has no feeling, no emotion in his voice. her return home. Worthington apparently See SHn: Page 19 good thing he didn't. 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This confirms his state of independence, so he immediately sets out to the nearest town to develop a human scent for himself and to continue to collect the scent of 1111- and young virgins. .The originality and literary style make this novel unique. The strange talent of Maine's Misery Grenouille is hardly as brilliant as Suskind's skill at describing each minute odor. The research into the history and bitter condi tions of France establish a sturdy founda Misery tion for this intelligent fictional account to by Stephen King stand on. It leaves a good scent in your Viking Penguin, Inc., nose. 310 pp, Hard Cover, $18.95 Perfume , by Patrick Suskind Simon & Schuster, lnc., 310 pp, paperback, S4.5.0 Dead in Paris By JOHN GRECO Simple Minds - Live in the City ofLight (Virgin Records Ltd.) Stephen King has dominated bestseller Poor Paul has the task of writing the next below the booth to relieve her womb of the • Citibank MasterCard® lists with each passing novel, ranking high book in the Misery series with one small child, she cuts the umbilical cord with her with successes in the realm of popular fic catch-he must resurrect Misery Chastain butcher knife as she had done four times One late Julyaftemoon SimpieMiDds· or Visa® card'- no parent tion. His newest hardcover release, Misery, from the dead, but he cannot hedge because before, 'and then faints from the heat. The Jim Kerr dropped in on WNEW FM and is quite different from his past works, Annie is too smart for that. He must cover mother is later arrested and sentenced to be Scott Municonfronted Kerr with the ques ~ although fear is still the basic substance that all the bases in order;~ survive. If the plot decapitated due to her confession to the tion of why recent live albums weren't sell signature needed keeps most readers' interest. The' other does not work out precisely as Annie ex authorities that she would have let the child ing particularly well. Kerr's, response was perhaps small percentage of those who will pects it to, she gets mad. When Annie gets die in the street. Thus begins the biography that there aren't a lot of great live bands happen to buy this novel will appreciate t~e mad Paul gets hurt, either by straight of Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, a murderer around nowadays. Judging by their live-aid story for a different reason. And that IS punishment or by withdrawal ~hen ~he who is motivated to kill for reasons dif performance and this live recording of one because they are aspiring writers, just as "accidentally" forgets to give him ferent from that -of any usual fictional of their 0Jre Upon Q 1ime shows at Le • Bounce-free checking. Stephen King once was. his painkillers. The suspe~ builds as maniac. Zenith in Paris" you can throw these guys The plot is simple. Paul Sheldon, a best Paul battles writer's block In a drug Perfume is a web of aromas, from the into this rather large group. selling novelist, wakes up one morning in a induced state, doing his best to produce a diszustinglv rancid to the mysteriously ex To be honest, the problem is, Kerr's strange bed, unable to move his legs. He believable storyline on a beat-up old otic, and GrenouiIle. is the interpreter of these voice. On songs where the band 'really • Instant cash from deposited had been out celebrating the completion of typewriter that begins to lose its keys, forc odors. He learns to see the world with his cooks (Ghost Dancing", "Oh Jungleland") his latest novel, Fast Cars, with a couple of ing him to draw letters in with a ~~. As nose rather than his eyes and as a result Kerr struggles to have his voice heard over bottles of Dom PerigaoD and made the '. the tide turns. Paul .~ confidence and becomes first.an encyclopedia ofsmells and Charlie Burchill's fine guitar riffs and checks - no waiting mistake of driving while intoxicated. He realizes that he is writing the novel for ultimately the greatest perfumer in all of Michael McNeil's keyboards. Even Robin later learns from his rather overweight himself, not Annie. France. By the time he is an adolescent, Clarke'ssmooth back-up vocals on the last Grenouille has completely collected every hostess that he had narrowly escaped the Misery is a novel for anyone who has part of a "Love Song-Sun City-Dance to for checks to clear. jaws of death, with her help of course. scent in Paris and no longer needs to rely on desired to touch pen to paper in an effort to the Music" medley can't rescue things as sight to walk through town. One night his To make matters worse, Annie Wilkes is produce words and senf$nCeS~ In,his own Kerr tries to belt out the South African a dangerous psychopath, an ex-nurse skill t~t life is suddenly altered. He detects a scent resort song but winds up sounding very misery, Paul comes to the rea'J.Dtion so special and alien to him that he must ed at inflicting controlled torture to get her he is a writer not because be,bas declared It rough and hoarse. w~y~, ,P~lJ.!.-!.~iz~.~~~J~~ is~!.. J:ltt~_ follow it to the place of origin. • S_a\lingswith 00 minimum the ,J(4..but beCause his readers desire wbat...he..._ ~$- ., '-wftar1fe- discovers'-foulils' sufpf1seas- a'-" - ., -not--ODfy Ken's rautt.: Whatever mercy of this .queen of Pain.. drugged and produces. -Tbere·are maDy··,liIeRwho-QlD bea-utff1.ir-young-Vir~n--a girl jusfcoming technicians-·tapect1he'S1low should'bes})ot helpless and frightened. To make the situa write a better line of prose than him, but of age. Since GrenouiIleC3IUlot appreciate the as it sounds like therewereonly a few thou balance required. tion even worse, Annie is the number one when' it comes to the bottom line, he did it physical perfection of thegirl through hissense sand people at the show when the pictures fan of his popular romance series that he and not all of the better writers can honestly ofsight, he simply stands arid flares hisnostrils, inside show at least 30,000; maybe has recently decided to terminate by killing say that they did. It is only after this revela high on the scent of innocence. When the somebody forgot to tum on a microphone off the female protagonist, Misery Chas tion that he can look back into that white girl notices what she perceives as an ugly which could be the reason Kerr sounds so tain. The last installment in the Misery void in the paper and plunge into it, typing • man (reflecting the one di mensional quality bad. series is to be released soon, and when An away mercilessly. It is the confidence that of most people to judge a book by its nie makes this new discovery, it is Paul who all writers require to overcome whatever Live albums are supposed to make your .4n cover), she screams and Grenouille in turn becomes the protagonist. stands in their way. Although there are cer blood boil and pick you up but no matter silences her by strangulation. At this point King deserves commendation for several tain costs to his survival, the knowledge and how loud you crank it this just doesn't hap reasons. First and foremost, this novel suc understanding of himself gained by the tor he has found a higher purpose in life: pen. Live in the City ojLight just reaffirms . ' .. AND NOW STUDENTS ceeds at maintaining reader interest with a ture is invaluable. This establishes him as a to seek and capture other scents as my theory that Simple Minds is best perfect as the girl's essence and to preserve minimal amount of characters. It is the writer in his own mind. described as a finesse band and everybody them forever. sheer force of Paul's constant evaluation of As appealing as Misery may be to aspir knows that power bands give better shows GET 3 MONTHS The novel evokes sympathy for a man his situation and his entire life that causes ing writers, those who are simply interested than finesse ones. who is truly a victim of the harsh environ the pages to flip by as if made lighter for in reading for pleasure will lind this -Paul F;nn~lI; ment that he was hurled into from his first some reason. King's talent to create average-sized book enjoyable. It is a fresh CHECKING FREE! breath of life. Perfume is a title with a pret- characters that each person can relate to story, unlike the recent King releases that tv flowery connotation. The story is about allin one. emerges in top form, which will probably have been much too similar to each other the insensitivity of the human race which make this selection a very popular novel. for the standard fan to appreciate, and lends an air of sarcasm and style to the He has also given birth to the most most importantly it is a chance to see name that Suskind gives to his novel. From sadistic personality ever to darken the pages Stephen King the writer at work, stripped Heavy Metal the day he was born, Grenouille has been of one of his stories. The reader truly does of all but his typewriter and imagination. not know what to expect next from Annie ••• mistreated and shuffled from uncaring Wilkes because one moment she is warm foster parents to merciless employers with The first novel of Patrick Suskind is both Bitch and caring and the next she is wielding an hellish work conditions. This man was con Ask us for details at: unique and interesting due to the technique axe and blowtorch. ditioned to believe that he was not the same the author employs to detail the life of a as anyone from birth. He was riot else Bitch has made a major change in the murderer in Eighteenth Century France. wanted by his own mother, so it is only - lyrical content of their songs, for their While on the surface, the novel appears to justified in the author's mind that he return have been marketed as any ordinary "run newest lp, The Bitch is Back. They are those hateful emotions on society with a no longer obsessed with sado-masochism. of the mill" horror story, what the writer vengeance. translates is something more ominous and This time around, there are no songs pro- Yet interestingly, it is not his hatred of . claiming the joys of Iiving for the whip. lasting. Although the novel is almost en people which compels him to,murder but 141 East 23rd St. at Lexington Ave., Manhattan And, there are at least two songs on this-Ip tirely crafted to appeal to one specific his desire to possess their scent. The death in which vocalist Betsy. does not demand sense as the title Perfume suggests, the plot that results from the acquisition of the 316 E. 23rd St., between 1st & 2nd Ave., Manhattan , . that you be her slave. ,still maintains the suspense which a book In human perfume is simply a necessary evil. that genre desperately relies on for success. "Storm Ragin Up",· the album's best Grenouille is oblivious ofthe right ofothers track, tells the story of a young man who Accompanied with a background of to life. All that concerns him is the perfect has slowly withdrawn into his own private research that solidifies the image of Paris in odor of adolescent virgins. world. He has been abandoned by his that time period, Perfume is a memorable Since Orenouille has been put into parents and friends, and his doctors just debut that stands alone. another category from birth, he views Citibank MasterCard and Visa cards are products of Citibank (South Dakota). N.A. don't give a damn about him either. The The novel commences at a food market himself as an omnipotent deity. He song is very emotional because of Betsy's Undergraduate students must be enrolled in 4-year accredited college. in Paris where the vile stench of life and manipulates each person that comes in screenwriter's concentration on this form Agoraphobia is not a subject that is often In a seedy section of Los Angeles,. in a perceptive ami fast-paced, and the film is of broadcasting makes a strong suggestion given the spotlight in Hollywood, and with bar named the Golden Horn, exists a class supported by a perfect cast. about the predicament of the human race good reason. This disease deals with the of people that live for the sole purpose of Mickey Rourke delivers the finest perfor being slaves to the T.V. screen such as jim fear of being in open spaces and in consuming alcohol. Among these perfectly mance of his career as the central character movieland it would obviously limit the set my is. It also raises the question of how Henry. Never before has he attempted such long a person can actually survive in that content people is Henry ChillaSld (played to the inside of a house or some such by Mickey Rourke), a scraggly young man ·a challenging role. Rourke sculptes Henry's type of environment. We know thatit is on enclosure. Inside Out, starring Elliott with greasy hair and a very distinctive gait personality to match his own. What results Gould, deals with the topic in such an or: ly a matter of time before Jimmy takes a who finds joy in picking fights every night is a hobbling, good-natured alcoholic who dinary way that the film becomes sti fling step outside since the movie follows the with the local bar tender Eddie (Frank. is perfectly happy listening to Mozart and and almost claustrophobic at the end. basic hollywood formula.' Director Robert Taicher deserves some ap There are many small roles in the film plause for attempting to make it work, but that are not developed nearly as much as the story lags and by the middle of the they should be. Jimmy's business is run movie the viewer simply squirms and shifts completely by his partner (Dana Eclar) ...... and prays it will be over. which ultimately proves to be his downfall Elliott Gould is fine as Jimmy Morgan, when all finances are diverted legally to a the man that spends his hours being false corporation. The viewer is left in the serenaded by the beeps of his answering dark as to what type of business they own machine and seduced by the ridiculous yet and the story leaves no clues. as to why the realistic vehicles of the media. He is served situation came about in the first place. All coffee by his housekeeper while glancing theaudience suspects is that Jimmy is a man . through. a common trashy tabloid whose that prefers to be inside the house rather headline reads "Headless Man Found in than out. It is not until the climax when his Topless Bar." As peculiar as it sounds; peo friend (Howard Hesseman) questions :his ple are conned into buying publications . aversion to the outdoors that the audience such as these everyday. It is this type of is directly left in on the big secret. And even ~ Stallone). The reason Henry chooses to in- speaking like w.e. Fields. v ~ stigate brawls with a man who towers over Faye Dunaway plays Wanda, another ~ him, he explains, is because Eddie is barfly who hates people and eventually in- . ~ everything that he hates in a person-the vites Henry to live with her. He meets her in ·~.itAi.:.i' •. ~ macho man who thinks he can get all the a bar and the first thing she tells him is how ••. +":-' .. ~::",: ~ ladies. she loves to drink and then she asks him if ,." ..• .. ~ And so as Barfly opens, the two men are he hates people also. He responds by saying :I.._. p~r:tdn?g ~a5"hyt~.~~~~~~I.~~~~~~~. _.._H!~L.h~.do~.I)_'~_~~~9.PJ~,1-_but .h.~ _fe~!§ ._ . <;~r~ing,. u'!!iJ ~enry rmauyraus prey t().cu-. much better wh.en they. are net-around, die's superior s~ength: ~lthough battered As soon as Wanda and Henry begin liv- and left unconscious, It IS not long before ing together, finances fait into play and they Henry returns to the Golden Horn to pro- must think about future employment. social commentary that makes the film then, not ·much is told. voke.another ~a~tl~. Henry brings Wanda to the Golden Hom somewhat bearable and actually comic at Another small role that deserves men ~.Iso moments. .Famtly remInISCIen.t of The. Sun and leaves her there while he goes on a job tion is the paid escort who dresses as a nurse Rises..by Ern~t Hemingway, this partially interview. When he gets back he discovers Jimmy spends the entire day switching (Jennifer TiDy) to satisfy his sexual needs. His a~oblOgraphlCal .~ccount of screenwnter she has left for the day with Eddie. Henry the channels of his television set to pro fascination with I1'Qititutes dressed is as nurses C ar~es BUkowskl,~ YOU?g~~ days explores has a sexual encounter later in the film with _~ grams such as a wildlife show in which a proof that rmmty is not a man. Further wen the hv~ of .two barfhes and the self- the upper class woman who accepted his predator is devouring its prey, a commercial this With aD more, Jimmy realjzes himself. destructive clrc~lar pa~hs that d~fine the story for the magazine. featuring catered food for a poodle, an ex the symbolism and a reputable cast, as a way they survIve amidst the trials and . .. . ercise video filmed live at a beach and a whole the movie lacks enough impact to be tribulations of life. Bukowski, a modern- The significance ~f these affairs emerges # news brief reporting how an old lady beat worth seeing. Even when Jimmy takes that day poet, relates the movie to the ex- a~ the last seque~ce In th~ bar, ~hen Henry up her attackers with a cane. Jimmy also first exhilirating step outdoors, the pulse re periences he had when he was a young man picks a.fight WIth ~dd:e again. He as~s Where college students are balances, there's no monthly fee. you cash whenever you need it.* relies on television videos of central park to mains at a slow steady beat. If you were living to survive day-by-day. ~anda I~ he loses ~11I she go home agam give him a natural feeling of bicycling while thinking ofgoing to see this movie, take my Externally, the people in the film appear WIth Ed.dle. She rephes that she makes the concerned, the smart money is When you open up StudentPlus, So be smart and open a using his exercise bike and of a river while advice. Stay in the house. to be living in sad situations, yet as the plot same mistake only once. on-or should we say in-Chemical you'll immediately receive a StudentPlus account today. Just using his rowing machine. The progresses the viewer discovers that they In reality, they both made the mistake of Bank. ChemBankCard which lets you get bring the coupon into anyone of have chosen the lives they lead. Henry trying to leave the world in which they Because Chemical is intro cash at over 18,000 Chemical, our over 230 branches. Or call our Nikki really echoed my sentiments near Chinaski's ability to express himself on belong for one of glamour and money. But SHIT the end of the film as she tells Loudon as he paper by writing short stories proves that they realize this before it is too late to go ducing StudentPlus. a convenient. N¥CE "', MAC"· anM CIRRUSIt cash toll-free hotline at 1-800-243-6226. fences with his boss, "Hurry up I'm there is a bit of creativity lurking in every back and ·that is what makes their love r------~ (Continued from page J4) low-cost banking package that machines in New York and nation bored." Not even the soundtrack is good. person. Sometimes the imaginative drive strong. Great performances by the entire includes checking. credit. and wide, Getting to your money won't I STUDENTPLUS·· -, I about the loud-mouthed, boorish, thieving Save your money. triumphs as when Henry's story is accepted cast and a dynamic job by Rourke as high-interest savings options that cost you money either, because I Stop intu your nearest Chemical Bank branch I Nikki is anybody's guess, but character by an elite literary magazine. The images Chinaski make an already good script even for information on StudentPlus. Present this development is not this film's strong point. Bukowski creates about this way of life are better. I coupon when opening' a Student.Plus account and I specifically meet a college student's there are no teller, cash machine .~,. I rece-ive ~()ll frt'e ('hp('b (an $."'<.00 value I. I Which brings us to the question of what BITCH ..;:.....; '~"."'." .~.: special financial needs. transaction, or per check charges. I Offer expires 1O:~O)o:7. I exactly is this film's strong point? It's cer . "." tainly not the performance of Haviland (Continued from page J7) ., With Student.Plus. you only To top it all off, you can get I ~am.· J Morris who plays Wendy Worthington, mer gets his way, ain't no bitch gonna play i credit by applying for a Addn·ss J pay $4 a month for checking while Master'Card I Loudon's girlfriend. Morris is embarrass today." Oddly, this song is so commercial you're in school and nothing during or Visa It card and Privilege I J ingly bad in this role of a spoiled rich, bitch that it is not inconceivable that it will one the summer. And if you maintain Checking';" a line of credit attached I ~'hool I who is boring besides. Nor is it the overused day be played on the radio. $1,000 in combined account to your checking account that gives L am a: .. Fn"'h. ~'~.. ph. '. ~ .Ir, LJ Sr. [] Grad. storyline that has been perfected in other Bitcb has clearly broadened their scope a ------~ films. The only thing I can think of that little, but thankfully, they have not com this film has going for it is a wild cat narned pletely abandoned their earlier subject mat Murray, who I must say steals the show. ter. "Fist to Face", and "Me and the This picture is aimed at die-hard Maden Boys" are both pure sleaze. Likewise, na fans, undoubtedly those with tile prover "Skullcrusher" deals with a sleazy subject CI-EMICALBAN< bial average mental age of 13. It is for those that few females have ever sung about. who would probably pay to see Madonna The only sour note on this Ip is the wor recite the alphabet. The screenplay was ob thless title track. The band's Elton John viously written with her in mind, as the cover is an all too obvious attempt to cross .(.n·dit aCl"ount,.. ;i\ailable if vou qualify. If you do not han;' a credit history and sufficie-nt income for repayment at this time. an t' iigible joint applicant or co-signer will be required Mtc>mber FDIC. Equal Opportunity Lender.x: 19M7 Chemical Bank. . . character of Nikki Finn never rises above over into the commercial market. Bitch is at the way one would expect Madonna to their best when they play powerful heavy ...... behave in real life. In other -words, she is metal. On eight of the nine tracks from this not acting, but merely playing herself. newest lp , they do just that. The Bitch is However. in the meantime, the talents of Back is an essential purchase. Griffin Dunne and John Mills (Mont gomery Bell) are entirely wasted. -John Ricard 1 '.... I ! _ The -TICker ; ..PaI...e20 ------, ; i _ ·t ,· J I l I I \ The Ticker -. host an On Th~sday,Septe r 10th d·-·g club hour-s Inourof - ROOIn301 F of the Student Center. Stop by and rneetthe staff. Weare 100 - g for writers and photographers to "Work for The Ticker. .. Refreslunents - > be served.