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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 18 No. 40, April 3, 1986" (1986). Central Florida Future. 622. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/622 • he Central Florida Future Volume 18 Number 40 University of Central Florida/Orlando Thursday April 3, 1986 Moorehead . . . T_HE STUDENT GOVERNMENT VOTE not a hawk or a dove

by Mike Carr CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE

A former Iranian hostage * . * *· * * * . * . wants UCF students to play his terrorist video game . • The object of Moorhead Kennedy's game isn't to blast the bad guys; it's to understand them. "If you use excessive force or give into the terrorists' demands, The Central Florida • the game Future conducted an tilts," exit poll of voters in Kennady this week's election. said. Subjects were asked Crisis, the college of their the major and who they Kennedy computer voted for. The survey game, won't come on the market for another year, but was an informal one Kennedy was delivering its and is not meant to ·foreign ·policy message while represent a scientific, speaking at the student random sampling of center and engineering the students who auditorium on Tuesday. voted. Compared with Kennedy said the United election returns, States should not rely on a however, the survey strictly military soluti9n shows an accuracy toward terrorism. Ira Smith and Steve Cady received the largest number of votes. within 5 percent in ''A marine I shared a cell . ' every category. with wanted to bomb Iran, but that just kills innocent The numbers below people, increases the Smith and Tierney in a runoff represent the how opposition to the United each college voted. States and creates more by Debbie Dent ARTS 8r SC~ENCES converts to extremism,'' THE RESULTS CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Kennedy said. •Smith 31% Nevertheless, Kennedy . A look at the votes •Tierney 25% "We're happy with the outcome so far," •Dietz 25% 19% SEE MOOREHEAD, PAGE 6 said vice presidential candidate Steve Cady. • Young Cady, who is Ira ,gmith's running mate, will take part in a i'pl].off election with Mike BUSINESS •Smith 36% . Tierney and Mike~~'Fadden next week. Bomb scare To be elected student body president and •Dietz 27% •Tierney 24% SMITH 703 vice president, a ballot must hold a majority keeps UPD of the campus vote. •Young 13% TIERNEY 640 Due to a mechanical error, the student occupied DIETZ government election ballots had to be hand ENGINEERING counted. The results showed Smith and Cady •Tierney 47% YOUNG · with 34 percent, or 703, of the total vote. •Dietz 27% by Tim Ball Tierney and McFadden finished second with •Smith 24% NEWS EDITOR CAMPUS 31 percent, or 640, votes. William Dietz and •Young 2% WINNERS Cindy Schmidt held 25 percent, or 529, of the vote and Ted Young and Carl Neidhart pulled EDUCATION . Local emergency units have J MAIN CAMPUS •Smith 67% been getting a real workout z Sl'v11TH ' 10 percent with 216 votes. The total vote included votes from the •Tierney 25% this week at UCF. i SOUTH ORLANDO •Dietz 4% Phillips Hall was evacuated main campus as well as votes cast at South ~ TIEl\NEY Orlando, Daytona and Brevard campuses. •Young 40/o i'\ Tuesday mornirig while UCF ·~ BREVARD Police searched for a bomb A discrepancy on the ballot box's counter J DIBZ was the cause for the hand count which took HEALTH that an anonymous . male 55% :'DAYTONA about an hour. Candidates impatiently paced •Dietz caller claimed was hidden •Tierney 18% under a rug, Lieutenant TIEl\NEY and wa tehed as the blue ballot cards were counted and recounted to assure accuracy. •Young 18% Tommie Nelson said. •Smith 9% SEE VOTE, PAGE 5 , Jeff Gllck/Centr.ol Florida Future . SEE THREATS, PAGE 6

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by Maryann L. Cross from UCF' s public affairs office by Audrey Nasr CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE stated that IBM selected UCF's CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE • technical writing program to illustrate the innovative use of IBM ''The Orlando Sentinel series on equipment in educational programs. Installment of a computerized UCF contained an element of truth, UCF will be one of 20 universities accounting system at UCF last July but there was also a lot about UCF honored this year with individual has lead to some problems-students that was left out," said Dr. D. Robert IBM-produced brochures featuring not getting proper refunds to McGinnis, vice president of each institution's program. Other incorrect billing procedures. But ~fter • university relations . schools featured in the past have been months of work, bugs are finally "I don't think there was a balanced Harvard, Massachusetts Institute of being worked out of the system, a positive side of the university T~chnology, Yale, Duke and Georgia university official said.

presented in the articles. The positive Tech. Donna Unds~y/Central Florida Future "We're making progress," Joseph side of an excellent faculty, "We are the first technical writing Vice President of University Relations Gomez, university controller, said. outstanding students and alumni who program or English program in the Robert. McGinnis "We see the light at the end of the are comitted to this institution country to be so selected by IBM," tunnel." wasn't portrayed accurately.'' · McGinnis said. "We are also the first Students are also helping to build Gomez explained that the McGinnis said he believes that university in the state of Florida to be UCF's reputation. In February a university's first priority was to UCF is the best y01,mg institution in selected for any program by IBM. team of UCF computer science install the State Automated the country. To illustrate his point, UCF's technical writing program was students placed fourth in an Management Accounting· System to • McGinnis pointed out some of the an innovation by faculty who put international programming contest at replace the old C.O.R.E. accounting achievements of the students and together some traditional kinds of the Computer Science Conference in system. faculty. programs in letters using "One of the things that suffered • For instance, a recent news release technological advances.'' SEE McGINNIS, PAGE 6 was refunds," he said. Now, according to Gomez, refunds are back on schedule. SAMAS will soon be implemented at all state educational Future receives institutions. University of Florida and Florida State University are the only national awards institutions which have· not yet adopted the new system. Both, however, will be converting to for good looks SAMAS by July 1. ''They're (UF and FSU) going to The Central Florida Future received nine awards have a lot of headaches,'' Gomez said. from the nation's largest awards competition for "At least we paved the way for college newspapers. The Columbia Scholastic Press them.'' Association's third annual Golden Circle Awards Gomez said a shortage of staff in competition awarded Assistant managing editor the department has made progress on Jeff Glick with a first place award for a collection of the new system slow. • his work with informational graphics. Glick also "SAMAS requires a lot of received first place recognition for a graphic on education," he said. "We had to learn black student enrollment at UCF. the system ourselves and educate .others." • Other awards The Central Florida Future Gomez said it may take another six received include: to eight months before the remaining • second place for overall design of the problems are ironed out. newspaperJto Jeff Glick. "All this takes a little time," he • second place to news editor Tim Ball for inside said. news page design. • sec'ond ,place for a graphic on the birth of hurricanes to Jeff Glick. • third place for page one design of Confetti to Jeff Glick. • third place for a graphic on how UCF processes effluent to Jeff Glick. • third place for front page news design to Jeff Glick. • a certificate of merit for the design of the Fall 1985 Homecoming issue to Jeff Glick. Khadafy Donna Lindsey/Central Florida Future The Central Florida Future competed against caper other college newspapers from across the nation. Members of Delta Sigma Pi business fraternity held a "Kill The three-year-old competition is sponsored by Khadafy" party Monday on the Green. For fifty cents, students Columbia University's School of Journalism in could throw darts at an effigy of the Libyan leader. New York City. ,_

•CUTS FROZEN • SUMMER MONEY ''Anything Goes,'' the Cablevision. on, and consequently all the The Senate Budget Students who received a madcap tale of show girls, Entitled "Forum," the government's Committee formally rejected Florida Academic Scholar's evangelists and gangsters program will address local actions-including the • President Reagan's proposal award during the 1985-86 aboard a luxury liner bound concerns in interviews with funding of all student to slash most student aid academic year may apply for . for Europe, will open April guests from state and groups-are probably funds, and then unveiled a. a summer award. To be 10 at the University Theatre municipal government. illegal, Student Supreme plan to freeze most federal eligible, you must have for seven performances. Viewing times are 7 and Court Justice Mark Marquis college programs at current earned a GPA of at least 3.2 9:30 p.m. each Wednesday said last week. levels. and 24 semester credits. You The show will play April starting April 9 on The "current level" must also enroll for least 12 10-12 and April 17·19 at 8 Cablevision's "A" channel But the student court includes the 4.3 percent cut hours during the summer p.m. There is a 2 p.m. and Tuesdays at noon, 3 can't do anything about the from the 1986 fiscal year term. matinee on April 13. p.m., 6 p.m. and 9 p.m. on problem because it no longer budget imposed by the Students must submit Evans channel 35, beginning has enough judges to hear a Gramm-Rudman budget­ completed applications by April 1. case. balancing law. April 20 to the Financial Aid · • NEW CABLE SHOW Under committee chair office. For applications and Issues of community Sen. Pete Domenici 's plan, more information, contact interest will be aired six .. only the Guaranteed Will Schaffner at 275-2827. times a week on a new • ILLEGAL GOVERNMENT • NEWSLINE Student Loan program television feature produced Half the University of If you have an idea for a would suffer further cuts in •ANYTHING GOES at UCF for Cablevision of Texas-El Paso's 12 student story or a news tip, call our fiscal 198 7. Cole Porter's 1934 hit, Central Florida and Eva11s senators have quit or moved Newsline at 275-2601. ~?\.\' • 4, The Central Florida Future, April 3, 1986

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Their win over OhiO State broke the all-time consecutive· win record for the State of , . Florida.

Congratulations from Gary and the entire staff at The Central Ftorida Future, April 3, 1986, 5

• VOTE H~Jp bring the world together. US. Peace Corps• FROM PAGE 1 Host an exchange student. The toughest job you'll ever love. • After the votes were counted, Tierney said that he and McFadden "are· going to .. maintain the same strategy, which is to personally meet with as many students as possible. We are emphasizing our platform and leadership skill." Cady said, "We feel that we • are the best candidates. We will answer anybody's questions at any time." "If we had time to speak to everyone on campus, everyone could make the most rational decision," • Smith said. Runoff election voting will be this Monday and Tuesday on the area campuses and Tuesday and Wednesday on the main campus. The 2088 votes cast in this election fell short of the record 2,177 votes cast in last year's election. Campaigning for the two runoff tickets will continue until 7 p.m. next Wednesday. The Smith and Cady platform is based on • increasing community relations, extending the library hours and continuing the existence of club sports. Tierney and McFadden's platform emphasizes the creation of a debit meal plan, a shuttle service for Alafaya Trail students and having How to campus sales tax revel'.ted back to UCF to be used for Greek housing.

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With the American Express® Card On Wednesday, Nels on you can buy everything from new said, a female caller told UCF spectacles to some pretty spectac­ ular clothing. The latest in audio Police that another bomb had equipment and the latest albums. been planted in Phillips Hall. The Card is the perfect way to pay The building had to be for just about anything you'll want emptied again. during college. ''We take them (bomb How to get the Card threats) seriously because before you graduate. there could always be that Because we believe that college is the first first time," Nelson said. sign of success, we've made it ~~er1or you Students fainting in class to get the American Express Car~ : ~fi raduating has also been a popular students can get the Card as ~~n as they emergency on campus accept a SlO,uOO career-oriented jo~ ft:y.ou 're net graduating this semester, you'c:tfi apply recently, Nelson said. There for a special sponsored Card . Look for were three cases of fi.inting student applications on campus. Or call students on Wednesday .. One 1-800-THE- CARD , and tell them you want case required the assistance a student application . of the Orange County Fire The American Express Card. Department. Don't leave school without it ~M "Sometimes when it gets warm like this, people-start passing out," Nelson said. He added that university ·police usually recieve about one "fainting student" call a ~ay. · "If we ·get more than three calls in a day," Nelson said, "then I worry." He sai~ his department has no leads concerning the bomb threats, but the incidents are under investigation. "It's pretty tough to track these things down.''

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McGINNIS institutions in technology.'' FROM PAGE 3 McGinnis believes that for this institution to have these kinds of accolades says an Cinncinna ti. awful lot about what's "Two things are important happened here and what's about this accomplishment,'' been built here at UCF. McGinnis said. "First, they The university relations were undergraduate students office coordinates the competing against teams external relations units of the made up of both masters- and university. As vice president, doctoral-level students. McGinnis oversees the Second, the only three schools activities of the alumni that beat them were relations office, the fund California Institute of raising activities of the Technology, Rensselaer developmental office and the Polytechnic Institute and UCF Foundation, the public Rice University--all affairs office and internationally known governmental relations.

Musical mania Greek fraternities and sororities held a game of musical chairs in the Student Center Auditorium Tuesday night as part of this year's Greek Week activities.

MOOREHEAD "You don't solve problems Kennedy told how well­ FROM PAGE 1 by breathing smoke, anger i n tent ion ed negotiators and fire on your traveled to Iran, said U.S. frustrations,'' he said. diplomats were spies and understands the frustrations apologized for everything the _ that Americans feel. Despite this belief, Iranians accused the United "The Iranians humiliated Kennedy does not defend the States of doing. the greatest nation in the position of the peace world," he said. "But I'm movement. The United States ''Extreme doves acted like · doormats and prejudiced our trying to teach Americans not needs a strong military to Get Help Like Bob Welch Got. to hate them." keep the peace, he said. SEE MOOREHEAD, PAGE 7 Call The National Council on Alcoholism In Your Are

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Smith· and Cady College Press Service have all the right stuff ~· We at The Central Florida Future had faith. Faith that the student body could make an in­ telligent choice. Faith that the next Student Body President would be one who would have the integri­ ty that the student body has demanded in the past. Now that we're in a runoff election situation, the choice is clear. Ira Smith and Steve Cady. The in­ tegrity is there. The will. to serve is there. The ex­ perience is there. The Central Florida Future has made a point for the past two years of not endorsing a candidate. Not only- because student government was an im­ portant source of advertising revenue to us, but because we believed that it should be an individual decision made by students. That Is still true and it always will be. But at this point in the election, we believe that if we did not take a position the stu­ dent body might be further. decieved. The ticket of Mike Tierney and Mike McFadden may be one made of of fine men. But their integrity and abilities are definitely in question. Tierney was fired from his job as public relation_s director at the athletics department. He was fired from the student government staff where he handl­ ed public relations; specifically advertising with The Central Florida Future_. That sounds like an easy job, but when you con­ sider that not once did an ad come in on time during Go ahead, make my day, ·slugs his tenure, and on some occasions ads never came in, students must wonder. Obviously, the job was UCF, where were you this week? Herman and I too difficult for Mike Tierney. went down to the Green to cast our votes for student body president and you were nowhere to be Ira Smith and Steve Cady, on the other hand, found. I looked under bushes, trees and rocks. I have impeccable abilities, and an indisputable looked in squirrel lairs. reputation for service. I looked in the dark bathrooms of CEBA. Ira Smith was a member of the 16th Student I checked out the beer tables at the Knights' Den Senate and Attorney General this pastyear. As a but you weren't there either. "Where could they student body. senator, Ira has been a watchdog for student in­ be?" I asked my six-legged buddy. I waited... and waited ... and waited. terests. As Attorney General, Ira has not only con­ "Maybe they went to the beach," he said. Suddenly, I found you, student body. You'd been tinued this faith towards his fellow students, but Impossible. All the parking lots were full. The under my nose the entire time You were giving has even fought for student rights. Ira has made student body had to be around somewhere. I blood. the grievance procedure something that works for searched but my quest was without reward. That's right. You were waiting in droves to get students, rather than something around them. "Maybe they're all in the library studying," I said. needles poked in your arms while only a couple of Cady too, has had extensive experience as a "They probably all waiting until Wednesday to you took a couple of minutes of your ~im~ to vote senator and in other capacities with student vote.'' go:vernment and this university. "Yeahhh, that's it," Herman cried. The choice which you will make it not simply On Wednesday I awoke with like a child on I've got nothing against donating blood. I did it greek or non-greek, money or no money, promises Christmas morning. "Ahh," I thought. "Today is myself Tuesday morning. But it's a sad statement or experience, integrity or foolishness. the day when students will show the about UCF students when more of them show up to The choice you must make within the next few admi~stration, The Orlando Sentinel and the donate blood than vote. Maybe if the Elections days, is not only where your money will go, but world that people here really do care." . Commission offered free pizza and Whopper (that's where student government will go in the next year. "Humbug," said the bug. "These people don't a trademark you know) coupons more people would We believe that Ira Smith and Steve Cady have give a damn about how their money is spent. vote. That's sad. the experience, ideas, and the ability to do the job They're not going to vote today. Let's get some UCF students, you're a pack of apathetic slugs. that the students at the University of Central beer and hit the beach.'' You've got a chance to vindicate yourselves next Florida deserve. I refused to let my buddy's cynicism get me week in the runoffs but..... down. I staked , out the Green waiting for the Make my day, slugs.

• Detector helps • Khadafy should be because of the blatant violence he illuminate question prayed into submission prepetrates? Is it not because of the terrorism he initiates? Editor: Editor: What are students who throw darts at a figure representing another I would like to inform Heather I was distressed Monday afternoon human being doing, anyway, but us­ Crysler about the new engineering at what was happening on the Green ing the same means Khadafy uses building's lighting situation. She in front of the student mailboxes. I himself? Can . they consider must wonder why they are initially However, there is a problem with am referring to the booth that a club themselves any better? Do they think off and only come on when the · the water fountain pressure. In order on campus had set up with an effigy clubbing the figure of a human head bathroom door is about one-quarter to get a drink at most of the locations, of Moammar Khadafy standing in the and face is dofog anything besides open. you must get so close to the outlet center. The club was offering perpet~ating the violent instincts aperture that the splash guard is students the opportunity to throw that make Khadafy so loathsome in This refrigerator door type magic is . against your cheek and the outlet hole darts at Khadafy for a charge of 50 the fii:st place? caused b a motion dete.ctor placed in is squeezed between your lips. This is cents. Students could take a baseball I propose next week we set. up the bathroom which turns on the easily done if you are thirsty. Tne real bat that was supplied and bash in another booth. One with a kneeler in lights when someone enters. These dismay occurs following the opera­ part of a similar figure outside the front of Khadafy's effigy. I propose sensors are not cheap and must be tion when you walk away and the booth. we charge students 50 cents to stop justified by reduced electricity usage ~hought crosses your mind, that I want to let the club know, and the and take a Jew minutes to say a and less frequent bulb replacement. everyone who drank before you did student body in general, that I totally prayer for the man who is making life Mystery solved. The slow burnt bulb the same thing. disagree with such a demonstration. a hell-on.:earth for so many. Maybe replacement and extremely dim good Why is it that Khadafy is such an ug­ his eyes would be opened, along with bulb illumination is for economic ly and repulsive figure in the world those of some students on campus. reasons and not poor design or John Jackson scene today? Why is he considered a Clark M. McClelland laziness. Industrial EngineerirJ.g nut in the first place? Is it not Music

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• The Central Florida Future, April 3, 1986, 13 • limited action. He then Banquet Room I KOEHNKE accepted a scholarship and FROM PAGE 16 arrived at UCF in 1983 ·as a ,. ------· raw talent needing to be developed. FAT 80'/'S BAR-B-Q established himself as UCF's Under the tutelage of Coach number one shortstop and as Bergman, Odie achieved his a team leader. Playing along goal of becoming a starter in a side second baseman Bobby Division I program. "I 10222 E. Colonial Drlie Miller, the Knights have one learned and matured under of the slickest double play Coach Bergman's guidance," Union Park, Florida combinations in all of college Koehnke said, "His baseball. confidence in me really helped Life has always presented my development.'' (305) 282-7118 " 7117 new challenges for the five­ Coach Bergman expanded foot-eight-inch, 155 pound on Odie's transition, "As a junior from Appleton, freshman, Odie pressed too Wisconsin. His father, Bud, hard and made several was the long time mistakes common among groundskeeper for the young players. He has Minnesota Twins, and always subsequently worked hard to dreamed that his son would become a top player and has some day play the game that filled the shortstop position he had been around for 35 beyond our expectations.'' years. With this kind of So what is next for encouragement, Koehnke Koehnke and the Knights? began to play i:ri his local high Perhaps a first-ever school, where he platooned at appearance in a post-season both second base and playoff tournament? For Odie shortstop. Upon graduation, Koehnke, the aspirations he and the family moved to even go farther. ''I would love Orlando where Bud became to play pro ball after I earn the head groundskeeper at my Liberal Arts degree next Tinker Field. It was there year," he said.-"If I can earn where Coach Jay Bergman my degree and play pro ,. became aware of· Odie's baseball, those would be great talents. Turning down a accomplishments.'' scholarship off er from Would anybody bet against Bergman, Koehnke decided to Koehnke realizing his goals? · first enroll at Valencia Not this writer. Move over Community College, where he Buddy Biancalana, here spent one season seeing comes Odie. OPEN 7· a.m. The Central Florida Future Serving Breakfast It's not just a job. If you want to write give us a call. Daily The number's 275-2601 and ask for Don .

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I should be meet drew approxamately 800 people. scholarships. able to take the gold again in 1988 as Cucci, in commenting on the meet as a Neuner has said that he would accept I've wrestled 17 of the top ranked by Scott Broden whole and his two wrestlers the best offer and that he would like to wrestlers and beaten 15. The Mongolian CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE participation, said, "They did a fantastic compete away from his Winter Park I just beat pinned the Russian who is the job and the whole event went off rather home school. "I wanted to go away, but I top ranked wrestler in the world." • well." have a lot of things to weigh, and I don't The other USA victory came at the 52 The men's and women's Neuner, who wrestled in the 100 kilo really know." . kg class (114 pounds), as Robert tennis teams are at rock gram class (220 pounds), lost a 2-0 The other UCF wrestler, Schenk, lost Wimberly defeated Vanzning Burgeda of bottom trying to establish decision to Zeregi jy Duvchin of the to Lodo jn Enkhbayar of Mongolia, the Mongolia by a pin. credibility in their programs. Mongolia, the fifth ranked wrestler in third ranked wrestler in the world at the The men's team has lost all the world at that weight class. Duvchin, 74 kg class (163 pounds), by a pin. At the 48 kg class (105 pounds), six matches this season, and because of his low stance in the match, Schenk stayed with his opponent Sukhabatar of Mongolia defeated Bob the women's team has won ,. fought off Neuner:s best move, a bear throughout the first period of the match, Sterriker 11-4. At the 56 kg class (125 one of 11 matches. hug, throughout the match. but tired in the final period. pounds), Halmaagi ju Battul of The men's . team most Neuner, who also competed at the This was Schenk's second match ever Mongolia defeated Bob Hermann 10-0. recently lost to Butler. NCAA national tournament, said, against an international level wrestler. The Knight's top player, 1or "There was no pressure on my head. This Schenk also lost to Andrea Metzger, a The 62 kg class (136 pounds) saw senior Lenny Engle, had to was a lot more fun for me. My head was former world champion USA wrestler. Auirmed Enkhe of Mongolia, the second miss the match due to a straight for this (the dual meet). I felt Schenk said, "I was a little more ranked wrestler in the world, defeat twisted knee. Engle may be pretty good about it. At nationals my· intimidated by Metzger. I was ready for Glenn Goodman, a four time Florida out the remainder of the head wasn't straight. I had a lot of stuff this match... I just went at him and I ,high . ~chool state champion, by a score of season. on my mind." gave it my }:>est shot." 7-0. - The men's next top player, Neuner, who wrestled with a pinched The closest match was between Randy junior Tony Snoeyenbos, also ~ nerve, said that he will not practice with Lewis and Daundelder Bold, the second At_ the 82 kg class (180 pounds), missed the Butler match. It the football team in their spring training ranked wrestler in the world at the 68 kg Sukhbat of Mongolia defeated Steve was originally scheduled for ann instead will concentrate in catching class (149 pounds). Lewis pulled the Klock by a 8-1 score. the morning, but when it rained that morning, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-::-:-~~~~~~~~~~~~~-·snoeyenbos obtained permission from his coach, Randy Romero, to take his girlfriend out to Disney World. GRADUATES When Romero fouhd out that the match was rescheduled for that same day but in the afternoon, it was too late to get Snoeyenbos CALL back on the court. Before Romero came to UCF, the Knights had only five athletes out for the team ' 1-800-457-4065 and often only four showed up to compete despite the need to have six athletes for a full squad. Romero immediately FOR 400A · recruited four more athletes to give the men's tennis team a full squad. Romero said, "Things are in good shape right now. I've recruited six flew kids for the fall, and three of them should be in the top four posisions on the team, so I do think we '11 CREDIT ONA be in good shape next year.'' "With the four additions to this year's team and with the five new additions to next year's team taken into NEW FORD account, that's more than any - other coach has done in the It's Easy To Qualify •And don't forget ... you You are eligible for $400 last two to three years. The For $400 from Ford must receive at least a even if you don't finance program has hit rock bottom bachelor's degree or a your purchase. Use it and there's only one place to Motor Company go, and that's up. We're on state RN license between toward your down pay­ our way up,'' concluded •You must receive at October 1, 1985 and Sep­ ment or get a .check from Romero. least a bachelor's degree tember 30, 1986. Ford after the purchase The women's tennis team or a state RN license most recently · lost to the or lease. Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets between October 1, 1985 These Vehicles Are and to Virginia Tech. The and September 30, 1986. Included In The Plan The amount of your pre­ Lady Knights were shutout approved credit is deter­ both times in all nine For Pre-approved Ford: Escort, Escort EXP, matches. Tempo, Mustang, mined by the qualified The women's tennis coach, Credit from Ford Thunderbird vehicle you buy. Lyn King, said, "They work very hard, but they need more Credit Mercury: Lynx, Topaz, If a vehicle is not in experience to compete at the • You must have verifi .. Capri, Cougar dealer stock, it must level for who there playing able employment that Ford Truck: Aerostar, against.'' be ordered by June 1, King said that there are a begins within 120 days Bronco II, Ranger, 1986. Delivery of all lot of tennis players who of your qualifying vehi­ F-150 & F-250 vehicles must be taken would love the chance to play cle purchase at a salary by August 31, 1986. in college and who often come sufficient to cover ordi.. · from families that don't need financial assistance. nary living expenses and For complete details on "I believe that a good coach your vehicle payment. how to get your $400 does not J:l.eeµ a lot of money plus pre-approved credit, to recruit good players but • Your credit record, if just needs to spend time call t.he toll-free number looking for recruits.'' you have one, must indi.. today. King concluded, "I'm not · · .. 5ti?~ cate payment made as going to let it (the women's - · agreed. · 1-800-457-4065 tennis prQgram~ go back to · .· what it was before." . ..; :.·:.._. ,:. . . ;. ".~i,... ~ ' •. > .~~ t. ' .• :

..~ '\·":• ..... ": ...... : .' . . . ' \ ' ·. FSU outs lugs Knights by Chris Richcreek SPORTS EDITOR by Scott Wallin CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE The UCF baseball team has The Knights came close but finally gained some deserved couldn't upend nationally recognition. rank~d (number two) Florida . In the latest college State University (34-5)· in baseball poll, the Knights are Tuesday night's baseball holding the 28th spot in game at Tallahassee before America. Louisiana St. is 2,487 fans. · currently in the top position UCF (34-8) fell short, 15-12, in the poll with a 27-2 record. in a hard fought, slugged out The poll, conducted by the game that had 32 basehits, Entertainment and Sports six of them homeruns. The Programming Network game marks UCF's second (ESPN), uses a power-index consecutive loss after 28 to determine the ranking of straight wins. the teams. This index is based UCF took a 5-4 advantage Donna Lindsey/Central Florida Future on the individual team's after the top of the fourth inn­ Brian Riggin steals second and takes off for third on a wild throw. strength of schedule, ing on Mark Maloney's dou­ returning players, voting by a ble, but squandered the lead 3.68 ERA going into Tues­ seventh. runs. nationwide panel of coaches, in the bottom half of the inn­ day's game. Reliever Carmen Lombardo Seminole starter Chris sportswriters and and sports ing when FSU reached for Scott McHugh, who leads was shelled for four earned Pollack (5-1) picked up the information directors. Also five runs. Starter Tommy the Knights in homeruns with runs in only 1 2-3 innings by win, despite giving up seven included are win streaks and Novak (7-3) was nailed for two 10, and Vince Zawaski (five FSU to provide them with earned runs. home and away records. homenms as he exited after round-trippers on the year) in­ much needed insurance runs. ' 3.1 innings. Novak yielded ched UCF closer, 10-9, with One last UCF threat re­ Jose Soto led UCF's 14 hit nine earned runs on 11 two run homers apiece in the mained in the ninth inning attack with four, including a basehits. Novak has been the fifth and sixth innings respec­ when the Knights sent all homerqn. John Motsinger COLLEGIATE top performer on the Knights tively, but the Seminoles liad nine batters to the plate, but also had a big day with three BASEBALL·ESPN staff with a 7-2 record and a another big inning in the could only produce three· hits, producing two RBI's. . . Points

1. Louisiana State 495 Mongolian wrestlers dominate USA team 2. Miami (Fla.) 494 3. Florida St. 491 4. Stanford 490 world championship, which was held at including one dual meet scheduled for 5. Loyola (Cal.) 487 by Scott Broden 6. Texas 485 CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Budapest, Hungary, all qualified to Madison Square Garden in New York. 7. South Florlda 485 compete in the World Cup dual meets. The man behind much of the 8. Oral Roberts 481 The USA team finished third at the tournament's organization was the UCF 9. Michigan 478 Mongolia six, USA two. world championship while the wrestling coach Pat Cucci. Cucci also 10. Old Dominion 477 11. Cal. St. Full. 476 On Monday night, a Mongolian Mongolian team finished fifth. served as one of the two coaches for the 12. South Carolina 473 national wrestling team competed at the World cup wrestling emphasizes team USA team. 13. Wltcrnta St. 470 UCF gym against an American team verses team instead ·of individual verses One of the reasons Cucci initiated the 14. UCLA 468 "' made up of, among others, two wrestlers individual. event was in an effort to raise money for 15. Brigham Young 463 from UCF. The Mongolians captured six A dual meet world cup tournament the UCF wrestling program. The 16. Tulane 460 17. Georgia 459 out of the eight matches that were took place at Toledo, Ohio in which the program will be terminated unless 18.0k.tahomo 456 wrestled including the two against UCF USA team placed second and the money can be raised to save it. If the 19. Georgia Tech 453 wrestlers Paul Neuner and Russ Schenk. · Mongolian team placed third. The Soviet dual meet filled the UCF gym it would 20. Hawan 450 The American team had five wrestlers Union won the tournament to claim the, have raised $15,000 for the wrestling 21. Pepperdlne 449 It 22. Alabama 445 from the state of Florida. also h_ad 1986 World Cup. program, enough to save the program for 23. Texas Tech 444 1984 Olympic champion Randy Lewis, .The dual meets that have followed the one year. 24. Nebraska 442 who captured o~e of the two ma~hes for World Cup tournament have brought Cucci received an underwrite from 25. Texas A&M 439 the USA squad. three of the participating teams to Student Government of 5,000 dollars 26. Arkansas 438 27. Indiana St. 435 r- The Mongolians came ~o UCF as a part America to wrestle various teams made and one for the same amount from the 28. UCF 430 of the World Cup wrestling dual meets. up of top USA wrestlers. . USA Wrestling Federation, the national 29. Southern Col 429 World Cup wrestling is the sports Besides UCF, Mongolia will wrestle at governing organization for amateur 30. Arizona 428 equivalent to the Davis Cup in tennis. Clemson and Michigan. The Soviet The six top finishing teams at the Union will also wrestle in America, SEE MONGOLIA, PAGE 15

by Marc Deitchman previously known for his defensive CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE skills, has suddenly added a new dimension to his game, namely his -> bat. Odie is just one of the several To all the would be Buddy pleasant surprises on this year's Biancalana 's out there, take notice record setting Knights baseball team. and have hope. Your new hero has His unprecedented batting average of arrived. .320 has ineluded many clutch base You remember Biancalana, the hits which have propelled the team to obscure shortstop for the Kansas an impressive 34-7 mark, including a · City Royals who was considered an record shattering win streak of 28 automatic out each time he stepped to consecutive games that stands as a the plate. The man who was the state record. recipient of many blurbs from What a difference from the last two comedian David Letterman. The seasons ·when Odie was a seldom used same player who hit three times his utility infielder, never knowing when weight in the 1985 World Series while he was going to play. This year, when , leading his team to the world the shortstop position looked to be a championship. Enter Brandon major concern due to the graduation "Odie" Koehnke, college baseball's of Wayne Schulz, Koehnke has risen best kept secret in 1986. · to the challenge and has clearly ~ • .nnn Lindsey Central Florido I uture Koehnke, UCF's diminutive and Shortstop Odie Koehnke fields a ground ball. scrappy shortstop, who was ...... SEE KOEHNKE, PAGE -·13 . ' ,

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traumatic experience. Can be? Is. pository writing, said his parents • When the realization sets in that "were mad for about 30 seconds," I "I just blew that class off. I just there is simply no way to pass the but that they also got over it fair­ ·' stopped going. I figured there's no class, or-even worse-when the ly quickly. However, the hardest chance I'd pass, right?" repprt card arrives with that fatal part of most students' failing a "I was totally shocked. I F, the first question that arises is: class is not facing parental wrath, thought I was hanging on. When I What happened? but in explaining to them exactly saw that F, I felt like I was goiiJ,g Parents can be the worst to why they failed the class. • to kill myself. It was like a punch face. "My parents would kill me," Most students admit that they in the stomach." says Hank, a student at UCF who are at fault when they fail a class. "It was the professor's fault. said he's never failed a class. "I didn't do a damn thing in the That witch is out to get me. It · "That's it. They would kill me, class, that's why I failed," Ralph · wouldn't have mattered what I and I would die." (Note: all the said. Apathy is one of the biggest turned in, she would have failed students in this story have chosen reasons students fail the classes me anyway, because she hates pseudonyms to preserve anonymi­ .they take. me.'' ty) ''Very seldom is it that they (the "The class is too big. I never Students that have actually had students) are not capable of doing get to see the teacher, or ask ques­ the grim task of telling their the work," said Dr. Robert Har­ tions. I doubt he even knows I'm parents said that it's really not mon, who, as director of the in the class." too bad. counseling and testing center at ''I guess it's my fault. I ''I told them I was going to UCF, has seen many students shouldn't have spent so much stop going to class, that it was teetering on the brink of academic time on my sorority activities, but just pointless," said Clara, who disaster. things like that are important failed a Calculus II class. ''They "Typically, most students who when you 're pledging. I guess I were mad, but they got over it. I'd fail, fail because of a lack of in- just let that class slide... " always made really good grades." A student's first F can be a Ralpp, who failed a course in ex- SEE FAIL, PAGE 2

Volume 2 Number 28 April 3, 1986 2, Confetti, April 3, l 986 Calendar T ~KE M£ 1b VEC.T~ AL S,., C. J

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•POINTER SISTERS The Point.er Sisters will be appearing April 4 at the Ocean Center in Daytona Beach at 8 p.m. Tickets are Sl5 and are available at any Select-a-Seat outlet or at the box office.

•ANYTHING GOES An thing Goes. a Cole Porter musical. opens April 10 at the ·UCF university theater. It will run April 10-13 and April 17-19. The shows will begin et 8 p.m .. with the exception of the 13th, which will begin at 2 P·IIL Tickets are $8 and a limited amount of UCF student tickets will be underwritten by UCF student government. For reservations and informa· • tion call 275·2862.

•HALLEY'S COMET The John Young Planetarium staff have planned an expedition to view Halley's Com· et in a dark sky. The trip will be on the morn­ ing of April 6. Reservations are required and· there is a $15 charge which includes transpor· tation, refreshmems a nd professsiona! • assistance in viewing the comet. For more m· MORDECAI formation, call the Science Center at SL&OG5 ~ 96· 7 1 5: .

•BILOXI BLUE5i WEL.L V~ Neil Simor. 's ne we ~t comedy will be per· STow rr, formed by the national tounng company Aprfi l-6 at & p.m ai the Bob Carr Sts~~­ Auditorium. The play lS presented by the Zev Butman Theater Partn~ship . Tickets are ~\t> I'M S2l.a0 to 29. 50. For more information call 60WMA ~AVE To 843-811]. CAU. lN "TME CA\/AUl:i ONT1R$ CA~ • '-COMPILED BY KRYS NE~T: KNOCK THKE.E T\Mi:S FLUKER-· - ---- .

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A nan-Bithlonian wants to know terest, not a lack of ability," said Dr. Ray Buchanan, head of the communications department. "Especially in spring when BY STEVE KOSKI the weather turns nice and the beach beckons, students' thoughts begin to wander.'' Mom and Dad want to know what happen­ The thing that most students don't realize is that the more .. ed to all my money. I couldn't lie to them, its classes a student misses, the easier it is to skip, and .the becouse of the gates-the Gates of Hell. harder it is to catch uo when a student finally shows. As if no one knows, I'm talking about those "Absenteeism is a big problem," says Dr. Jay Bolemon, pathetic new gates that are now decorating Bar Exam who has usually has at least one large physical science class. the East-West Expressway Toll Plaza. Yup, "(In the auditorium) it's easier for people to feel that it won't my toll-running days are over. Manic Squirrel Department- Why do all the even be noticed if they're gone. It de-persona'lizes the learn- By running the tolls, I don't neccesarily squirrels hang out on the" science" side of the ing process." . • mean not paying. Goodness! My, that would reflecting pond/scum hole? And they always Students don't usually blame teachers when they can't be sorta illegal. I'm of course referring to the seem to be around the chemistry building as keep up with course work. "I just wasn't doing my ancient tradition of shooting through the toll if waiting for hallucinogenic handouts and homework,'' Clara said. ''I tried to learn everything the night plaza, launching assorted U.S. currency in failed lab experiments. Something has got to before the exam. Plus, it was a night class. I skipped class the general direction of the coin basket, and be done· before we start seeing crazed squir­ more than I usually would-even when you copy someone whipping through with staggering swiftness. rels forming scavenger squads to satisfy else's notes it's not the same." Accuracy and speed are judged. their drug-induced hunger binges. Waiting to the last minute to cram or write term papers is a • Sometimes, however, I would slow down: .Don't be surprised if they start arming the time-honored tradition at most colleges-almost as time­ The LAW was around. S.E.P.S. because of horrifying tales involving hono~ed as failing. As a matter of fact, one has frequently Oh, the LAW is always around, bravely mutant squirrel attacks on students. It's just contributed to the other. protecting society from psychotic, blood­ a matter of time, I. say. Work is one thing that takes a big bite out of UCF • crazed toll runners. I see them there, peeking Welcome to Bithlo- What's the problem? students' time. Many students are working full-time, and around buildings and scrub brush in order to It's been almost five months since I wrote to the~ ass~gn their jobs time priority over studying. Nancy, an catch vicious speeders and the like. the Metropolitan Bi.thlo Tourism Bureau. I ~ngmeermg student who holds down a full· and a part-time Whatever happened to "To Serve and Pro­ .wonder why they haven't responded yet. Job, says that she barely has time for studying. • tect?'.' I guess it loses something in the S.o~~ students just take too many classes. Extracirricular translation and becomes something like, ''To Perhaps I'm being ~nreasonable. I suppose act1vit1es can also take a lot of a student's time, as anyone hide like starving, lower food-ch¢n rodents they are swamped with tourists and mail. who has ever pledged a fraternity or sorority or even joined a and distribute tickets to hard working Maybe I should have included a Self· club can vouch for. Citizens who pay your salaries." Oh well, I Addressed Stamped Envelope, or S.A.S.E. to guess they are so damn good that there aren't those who used to watch "Zeom." For all any real criminals left. those·who didn't have a childhood or a televi­ Not to be outdone, our very own UCF sion, "Zoom" was this PBS show that had police department seems to be trying to im­ hordes of ugly kids staggering around in itate their big town heroes. Ladies and awfully colored striped shirts chanting gentlemen, I salute UCF'S own Special "We're gonna Zooma zooma zooma zoom ... " Confetti Radar Deployment Force. This crack team Very ugly. Very raw. I\ r~' Flul.:t•r J(•fl ( :lid, if can be found coiled behind any convenient I wonder it's still on-maybe en cable. l·:d il 111 \ rl D 11e·dnr c_ampus bush or curb. Because of these of­ Now that's one thing Bithlo does have­

111 11 ficers, I can feel secure knowing that the guy blessed cable TV. Bithlo without cable would ( '''"' h 1' 1,Ji,fwd f~, 1111 ( 'ul1t1I I l 11nd1 1I1111111 .. 11ul1·11I 1u-\"fl· lf>« ·1 1111lw l un• '""'h .,1 C1·1111.il I luthi.t '\1111l dlto1r1·,pur11l1•1111 lu (,,11/1111 //1, (inlw/f/,,,,,J, /wtui I'() Hii\.~"\llllll j , • , h who takes my car radio won't be able to make be like... uh, well .. .it'd be like Hell without 1 111 1 1 1 HI ( 1·11t1.d I 1111 ul.1 C•1 l. 11 11lu I l"11d, 1 \2 " I h a quick getaway. ca:ble.· • Confetti, April 3, 1986, 3

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As on fi•uR~u Stn~~t know, the head god of Simple Minds is mar­ record, she was amazing, adding an extra­ ried to the head god(dess) of the Pretenders, soulful dimension to the band's sound. and very very happy they are, too.~ It was obvious, due to a cooler response to $tAtl0~_ " ',;. ~ -_.. And yeah, they have been ~ounding a lot material from 1982's New Gold Dream, that ~e U2 lately, but that's the fault of producer quite a few of the band's old fans didn't get to WANT TO BE A',~~ Steve Lillywhite. Simple Minds is far too sub­ make the trip. (An old fan is someone who 1 tle and talented to turn into just another ver­ discovered the band before The Breakfast WINGWALKER? · -. ~~.;; ~·: - sion of "Bono's Travelling Salvation Show," Club and "Don't You") Even though the set ~.<...... _ ...- aren't they? (It was not my idea to refer to U2 was minus some of the older, favorite OR HOW ABOUT A~ . in those terms: I stole it from the NME. 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