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ts | o N te ts Dmade of blue corrugated iron. He was seething. “You’re a bitch,” he hissed at the receptionist. Then, the five-foot-11 Whittington, who was a championship racecar driver before netting an 18-month federal prison sentence for involvement with drug smuggling, turned to an African-American man standing nearby. | news | pulp c y | news “You’re a fucking nigger,” he snorted. Later, according to a lawsuit filed in Broward County Circuit Court, he “spat on” several employees of a company he was trying to evict for alleged nonpayment of rent. “I’m going to fix you so good that you

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t That 2011 incident hints at the volatile, mysterious world of Don Whittington and his brother, Bill. Today the pair is starring in an only-in-South Florida tale of intrigue, crime, and terrorists that arcs from the Indy 500 to the CIA and Guantánamo Bay. The cast includes not only drug smugglers and AP Photo/Bodini racecar drivers but also celebrities such as past decade, the warrant asserts, Bill Whit- Don (left) and Bill Whittington (center) chat with actor Paul Newman at the Le Mans race in 1979. Latin television star María Celeste Arrarás tington’s account with LGT Bank in Vaduz, and former Chicago Cubs great Sammy Sosa. Liechtenstein — “a preferred financial loca- up. His son Donnie, a broad-shouldered, gadocio, their names glutted local media. Though not long ago it seemed as if the tion for narcotics traffickers” — has grown auburn-haired 26-year-old, said, “I’m not In 1979, they won the prestigious 24 Hours Whittingtons’ outlaw days were behind from $1 million to nearly $11 million. going to say anything about anything,” of Le Mans, one of the world’s oldest races, them, this past November, the Miami office The Whittingtons, who allegedly operate while escorting a reporter out of World Jet which traverses the French countryside. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS |

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art of the Drug Enforcement Administration the scheme out of a mammoth hangar called headquarters. “It’s an awkward subject.” They each participated in five Indy 500 filed a damning search warrant applica- World Jet on Cypress Creek Road in Fort But Don and Bill Whittington, who races, and Don finished sixth in 1982. In those tion accusing the Whittingtons of helming Lauderdale, don’t want to talk. Reached for graduated from Fort Lauderdale’s Stranahan days, the brothers represented themselves an international ring that sells planes at comment at his $2 million Fort Lauderdale High School in the 1960s, haven’t always as daredevils. “It’s easy to go back out after inflated costs to drug smugglers in Mexico, estate on San Marco Drive, Don Whittington been so shy. In the 1980s, when the brothers [a crash],” Bill told the Miami Herald in 1983. Venezuela, Colombia, and Congo. Over the asked, “What’s this about?” and then hung possessed shaggy hair and boxers’ brag- “There isn’t any college you can go >> p5 NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm 12, 2014 12, XX, 2012 XX, ONTH ebruary 6-F XX–M ONTH ebruary M F

44 Fast Times from p4 Smith recalls. “He’s no-nonsense, and he on [a] plane. As he was previously convicted been invested in a ranch and a spa in western browardpalmbeach.com won’t take any crap from me or anybody.” for drug smuggling, employees became afraid Colorado. Proceeds are laundered through to for this. Just the school of hard knocks.” Indeed, if the 2011 lawsuit between Don of being ‘framed.’ ” (The trial court ultimately the hotel or spa,” the affidavit states. (Nei- That predilection for risk-taking soon Whittington and Latin TV celebrity María sided with Whittington in the eviction.) ther Sosa nor his booking agent responded manifested off the asphalt. While they Celeste Arrarás proves anything, it’s Whit- As the courtroom drama raged, a year- to messages requesting comment.) netted accolades for racing, the brothers tington’s pugnaciousness. The two had a long Miami DEA investigation into the At 9 a.m. November 25, federal agents were stewarding a worldwide marijuana- falling-out when Whittington tried to evict Whittingtons was sharpening its focus. swarmed World Jet’s Fort Lauderdale smuggling operation. In March 1986, they Arrarás’ company, Infinity Air Services, from “It revealed that Don Whittington sold hangar and removed passels of paper. were charged with defrauding the U.S. World Jet’s hangar. Whittington alleged and leased multiple jet aircraft to [drug- But since then, all has been quiet. A DEA government of $20 million in taxes derived her company had fallen behind on rent, but trafficking] agents,” says the DEA affidavit, spokesperson said the agency is continuing from that network. Even the $203,000 her organization responded that Whit- filed this past November in federal court in its probe of the Whittingtons, but so far no racecar they’d used to win the 24 Hours tington had “engaged in a reign of terror.” Denver. One of those agents was an alleged charges have been filed, no arrests made. | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s of Le Mans had been the product of drug His “insults and threats included calling Congolese drug trafficker whose company And these days, World Jet continues to money. The feds accused Bill of trafficking one employee who was African-American shares a Maryland address, down to the operate as normal, behind eight-foot-tall “multi-ton quantities of marijuana” into the a ‘nigger,’ ” the lawsuit says. “He vandalized suite number, with KKSM Aircraft Hold- fences studded with barbed wire and against country and “disguising the narcotic profit [our] premises by tearing down personal ings — a company owned by Sammy Sosa. a backdrop of jets taking off for faraway lands. by investing into legitimate business ven- property affixed to the premises, and... in- “According to the DEA confidential source, tures.” Don was charged with tax evasion. sinuating verbally that he would plant drugs proceeds from the [Whittington] sales have [email protected] The men pleaded guilty and agreed to for- feit $7 million. Don got 18 months in federal prison. His brother was hit with 15 years. Bill was released early from prison in 1990. With Don, he later founded World Jet, a successful company that hails itself Meet Me in Miami this February on its website as one of the largest private, full-service hangars in South Florida. But whispers hounded the brothers. Who, precisely, were the Whittingtons? And where did this pair of disgraced Please join the Greater Miami Convention & Visitors Bureau as racecar drivers get all those millions? we celebrate Miami Romance Month. Take advantage of romantic Then, on September 24, 2007, a turbo tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C jet laden with nearly 4,000 kilograms of deals and enticing offers in Greater Miami and the Beaches during cocaine crashed in the Yucatán. Flight the month of February. logs reportedly showed the plane had flown years earlier from Washington, D.C., to Guantánamo. That revelation incited speculation that, in addition to smuggling drugs, the plane had also been used in the rendition of suspected terrorists. The aircraft’s owner was a shell company called Donna Blue. According to a recent Miami DEA affidavit targeting the Whit- tington brothers, the firm was being used for “Operation Mayan Jaguar,” a clandestine program run by U.S. Immigration and Cus- toms Enforcement. The Whittingtons, the warrant alleges, were “implicated” in selling New Times Broward-palm B each the turbo jet to the undercover operation. One of the jet’s pilots was Gregory Dean Smith, a Fort Lauderdale man who today is a “target for trafficking cocaine from South America to Central America,” the Miami DEA warrant alleges. More incredible still, the investigative website Narco News alleges Smith, who today pilots for the Whittingtons, has worked for numerous U.S. intelligence operations. 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agreed to transport infamous Cuban terror- F ist and ex-CIA agent Luis Posada Carriles to For tempting offers and to enter the cruise giveaway, visit ebruary a court appearance, but the flight was can- celed. (Whittington denied that allegation.) Whatever their involvement with in- 6-F CS 01376 ternational matters, the Whittingtons have ebruary clearly been successful businessmen. Bill won a $250 million bid in 2008 in Pagosa Organized by: Sponsored by: Cruise Partner: Springs, Colorado, to construct an opulent 12, 2014 spa and resort managed by his daughters. Those who know the Whittingtons say their success draws from a nearly obses- sive attention to detail. “Don Whittington wants things done correctly,” pilot Greg © Greater Miami Convention & Visitors Bureau • The Official Destination Sales & Marketing Organization for Greater Miami and the Beaches. 5 browardpalmbeach.com | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | STAGE | NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM 12, 2014 12, EBRUARY 6-F EBRUARY F

Illustration by Dreps New Times Broward-palm B each Artists transform urban blight into a sprawling outdoor gallery. MIAMI NEW TIMES he smells the paint and dried sweat before a rainbow burst. Over it will be gold block letters, each and determination to display their brilliance, they layer she sees him. When the lanky skater scrapes considerably taller than Maciver herself, reading, “I over the previous year’s work and transform Miami’s up behind her, Lakwena Maciver is studying remember paradise.” former garment district once again. These murals have the surface of a wall as if it were a single brick The artist absently grabs a clump of her hair. “We all taken a neighborhood that atrophied 50 years ago when a magnified under a jeweler’s loupe. have this sense that there is something wrong with the railroad strike cut off its warehouses, and turned it into a S“Congratulations,” the skate kid sneers from under the world but that once there was something perfect. I’ve place where swarming tourists photograph walls freshly safety of a cap pulled low. “Everyone loved that wall, and carried that from gray London to Miami, which is seen painted by masters and neophytes alike. you’re lucky to be painting it.” by a lot of people as paradise.” The main fair’s name, Art Basel, has grown to encom- His voice rattles like the pea in an aerosol can. He clears This enormous work of art will barely register across pass anything related to it in the city, not unlike brand his throat, awaiting a response. the causeway in Miami Beach, where a single Gerhard names Kleenex, Dumpster, and Styrofoam (or, as they M

“Thank you,” Maciver says. As soon as the skater hears Richter piece goes for $3 million and a Jeff Koons for $8 are known for this one week, “mixed media”). But the F ONTH her British accent, he sighs and pushes off on his board. million — an alternate reality in which Picasso, Warhol, paint on the walls in Wynwood has preserved a separate ebruary

Maciver — jet-lagged, the sides of her head shaved, and Haring seemingly still make new work and more identity, one that even as it is increasingly incorporated XX–M

her smile composing half her body weight — stands in than $3 billion worth of art is for sale in the windowless into the established art world, keeps its ties to the out- 6-F front of a wall several train cars long, a block from the fluorescence of the main fair. sider graffiti culture. ebruary Wynwood Arts District’s main drag. The wall was buffed Every December, hundreds of artists converge on After the December weekend when 75,000 collectors ONTH bright white before she arrived in Miami the night before, Wynwood in the weeks before Art Basel’s satellite fairs and art fans depart and the tents come down, this new and now she has only two weeks before Art Basel Miami open. With spray paint, a few bucks from building owners, batch of murals remains. So does the tension between XX, 2008 12, 2014 Beach opens to create a new mural where the patterned the local artists and those who fly in from Los Angeles or signature of another artist had once been. When she’s Berlin for a few days to leave an indelible mark on a city done, a crackling black-and-white border will contain BY BENJY CAPLAN that still smells of their paint when they leave. >> p8

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t painting in Miami since 1989. His best-known work is the Everlasting Bass boombox mural made with Chor Boogie (above).

sance in Wynwood was Primary Flight, a duo comprising Miami artists Darin “Books IIII” Bischof and Michael “Typoe” Gran. Though he began as an illegal graffiti artist, there’s something almost professo- rial about Bischof, broad-shouldered but bearded and in thin-rimmed glasses. He Photo by Stian Roenning wears sport coats to work at his downtown Paint the Walls from p7 Montes didn’t live in Wynwood then space, Primary, which he runs with Gran. but, as a painter and a Puerto Rican, con- In 2007, Primary Flight took on the task | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art sidered himself part of the neighborhood. of not only cataloguing what was on walls PIONEER “I remember [the cops] beating a dude throughout Wynwood but also curating Oscar Montes is about as close to an elder senseless,” he says. “I remember being the murals and finding money to invite statesman as there is in the Miami graffiti bothered for my community. I couldn’t artists in during the neighborhood’s early world — “elder” meaning he has finally hit understand trashing your neighborhood. days of reinvention. One of the most rec-

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | his 40s. Having painted Miami since 1989, he It’s the mom-and-pop store that gets hit.” ognized of their projects is a single-story moves a little more stiffly now and fills out his Wincing as he sits down on the sidewalk building facing I-95, painted to look like a T-shirts a bit more. He’s an éminence grise opposite the wall he’s working on, he leans giant boombox. It was created by the Ar- whose unkempt beard has only just begun his back against the window of a design shop gentine artist Sonni in 2010 in his signature to gray — though juggling his newborn son selling chrome piggy banks for $250. He’s been cartoon-like style after Bischof and Gran and spray cans might finish the job. Under steadily breathing in paint fumes for more selected his proposal for the building. the name “Trek6,” he’s working on his fourth than half his life, but he waves a calloused hand “The boombox is Miami,” Montes says. mural in a ten-day stretch and still has two at a nearby gallery as if it has fouled the air. “It’s a sign that you’re entering South Florida, more to go before the fairs open in four days. “Some of these galleries, I know they’re at least for my generation. It’s a way to com- “When we were kids, you would just struggling,” Montes says. “And the fairs can municate with Miami, not just Wynwood. MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm come to Wynwood to get tags or bomb,” he be just a big-ass rave. They do drive interest You’re speaking to the whole damn city.” says. “You didn’t come here to fuck around. into the neighborhood, and I wouldn’t have as Within a year, the mural was covered with You would bomb on a mission. You got in; much of a problem if there was more support advertisements and dashed-off graffiti. Mon- you got out.” That Wynwood was “what for the community that’s here all year long.” tes wanted to reclaim the boombox, but he you see in every place that’s oppressed: Montes is something of a bearded Bud- didn’t know either Sonni or Primary Flight. drug use out in the open, stealing metal, dha sitting under the bodhi tree. A fractured He was acquainted with Chor Boogie, a 12, 2014 12,

XX, 2008 XX, breaking in. It was just really rough.” toe and a pinched nerve in his back have West Coast painter he had met in Wynwood Before 2002’s inaugural Art Basel Miami slowed his progress. He gazes toward the 700 during Art Basel. Chor Boogie is a muscular

ONTH Beach, the neighborhood was blighted for cans of paint and ponders the work he has recovering heroin addict who has sold single ebruary decades. It made a rare jaunt into awareness left. “I just want to get these walls done and works for more than a half-million dollars.

6-F outside Miami in 1988 when a crack dealer was get an x-ray and be myself again,” he says. Montes says of Chor Boogie: “His XX–M beaten to death in his Wynwood apartment For some locals, there is a growing sense craft is very pure. He doesn’t use any by six police officers who were later acquitted that in the handful of years since Wynwood’s fancy tools. It’s just straight ‘What can ONTH ebruary

M of wrongdoing. The streets were ravaged by rejuvenation began in earnest, there is no I do with the can?’ And I needed some- F riots — partly by local Puerto Ricans who com- longer a place for the people like Montes one who was a workhorse like me.” plained about years of abuse in the neighbor- who made it what it is. Another of the most Chor Boogie readily agreed to help Mon- hood — and three buildings were burned down. important forces behind the artistic renais- tes reclaim the building. “Yeah, we’ve p10 88 >> browardpalmbeach.com | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C New Times Broward-palm B each F ebruary 6-F ebruary 12, 2014

9 Paint the Walls from p8 own reasons — Primary Flight as a pair of idealists’ expression of artistic purity, and got mad love for that [boombox],” Chor Goldman as a way to enrich both a culture Boogie says. “I’ve got mad love for Trek too.” and his real-estate holdings. “I think Tony The pair funded the job by selling made it a point to bring the right artists Montes’ canvases through Instagram. in,” Shienbaum says. “When the walls are Montes then “rented a lift for a week and oversaturated, it’s too much for the eye... bought $2,000 in paint,” he says. “And I’m He saw this place as an outdoor museum.”

miaminewtimes.com there every single month for the last two Danny Fila was just out of art school browardpalmbeach.com years, calling the city to let them know when he returned to Miami and this new a light is broken. Weeding. People write Wynwood a decade ago. As a teen, he had on it; I clean it up. If it chips, I fix it.” been a member of Beyond Control, a wildly Montes is being paid several thousand ambitious graffiti crew that also included dollars for each of the other murals he’s the still-active Atomik and Daniel Arsham, doing for Basel week, but he and Chor who has work on display at the Walker Art

ts | o N te ts Boogie are funding this latest touch-up Museum in Minneapolis and the Museum job. For the “boombox remix,” they have of Contemporary Art in North Miami. added 3-D sculptural elements: buttons, a Fila painted under the name “Krave.” handle, an antenna. A high school friend Though he now shaves his head clean and of Montes’, an elevator repairman, fab- wraps T-shirts around it like a bedouin ricated the parts. “We knew we didn’t for protection from the sun, there’s some- want to change it,” Montes says. “We thing eternally youthful about Fila. He thought this was about the community.” seems as ready today to fling himself over a Montes estimates he paints “50-some- barbed-wire fence as he was decades ago.

ews | pulp c y | N ews thing murals a year, plus 30 or 40 canvases.” “What we had was completely authen- He’ll pull mid- to high four figures for a tic: an indigenous art movement, born mural, but he still isn’t seeing support from in dilapidated properties of a city that the gallery community. “Very few of us locals had gone to shit,” he says. “Now there’s get the good walls and the good shows,” he so much of an onslaught of out-of-town says. “Chances are that if you’re in Wyn- art. Even the local guys... look like they’re

ge | Night+ dA wood, you’re not looking at a local’s work.” from L.A., even though they’re not.”

A Montes lifts his palm toward a trio of tourists Without the internet or the ability to t photographing his in-progress wall with their travel widely, the only outside graffiti smartphones. From where he sits, he can see Fila and his friends saw was on the sides all three screens, which catch the same angle. of trains from up North or in visitors’ “I don’t care about all these people,” he sketchbooks or the occasional magazine. says. “For me, it’s about the art. My intentions “When I would go out bombing with At- have nothing to do with driving up the real-es- omik,” Fila says, “we felt like we were tate factor or driving up the cool-guy factor.” inventing this while we were doing it.” He sucks in through his teeth. The Even the bright, primary colors Fila and pinched nerve. Then he pulls himself upright his friends used, which have become part of so he can get back to painting. “It’s weird,” Photo by Stian Roenning the Miami style, were dictated by the limited he says. “My boy is only 8 weeks old, so he’s Danny “Krave” Fila still keeps his sketchbook from 1996, when he was a teenaged graffiti paint brands available at the hardware store. still fresh out of the box. But when he gets writer. He’s pictured here with his rescue dog, Sonny. Often, Miami graffiti writers paint a old enough, how do I express what I did, double line on the edges of their pieces, | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art what I do? I come from the illegal world Wynwood, and by 2008 he owned nearly two Shienbaum. “This was his neighborhood. something that came out of having extra originally, so when he sees that all the illegal dozen properties in the neighborhood. Within He stopped and talked to everybody.” time to paint without police interference is as real as the legal, what do I tell him about a year, Goldman’s son, Joey, opened an epony- Shienbaum opened his place on the neigh- in the forgotten expanses of ’90s Wyn- why I can do it but a kid like him can’t?” mous restaurant, and nearby was a Goldman- borhood’s southern edge in 2011. Though he wood. “I still push that same wild style in sponsored and Jeffrey Deitch-cocurated sells Warhols and Lichtensteins, his specialty some of my movements,” Fila says. “I think

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | enclosed, mural-filled courtyard called Wyn- is blue-chip street artists such as Shepard my hand styles are authentic to Miami. BIBLE READER wood Walls. Unlike the rest of the neighbor- Fairey and Banksy. “When I signed the lease I’ve scaled back on some of the colors.” Four decades ago, Tony Goldman revitalized hood, Wynwood Walls was commissioned, to come in here, I saw Tony eating lunch. He Many graf writers keep what they call New York’s SoHo neighborhood. In the ’80s, spotlighted, and protected by security guards. called me over as I walked in and shook my their bibles, black hardbound books in which he did the same with South Beach. In the “A lot of people use the word ‘vision- hand and said, ‘Welcome to the family.’ ” they sketch ideas. These become not only ’90s, it was Center City in Philadelphia. In ary’ loosely, but there are very few guys like Primary Flight and Tony Goldman self-portraiture but also, with the addition 2004, Goldman bought his first building in Tony Goldman,” says gallery owner Gregg were transforming Wynwood for their of other writers’ work pasted in, >> p12 WYNWOOD THROUGH TIME MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm 1917 June 1985 1996 August 2003 2007 July 28, 2010 September 8, 2012 Farmland begins to be Metro commission turns Donald and Mera Rubell Wynwood Arts District Primary Flight begins Graffiti writer YNOT is run Spinello Projects developed as Wyndwood; down proposal to fund an open their collection to the is formed. inviting artists to paint over by a car during a opens in Allapattah the “d” is soon dropped from arts district in Wynwood. public in a former Drug murals throughout brawl in a Davie strip club after relocating from the name. Enforcement November 8, 2003 Wynwood. parking lot. Wynwood. 1988 Administration warehouse. Wynwood’s first 12, 2014 12, XX, 2008 XX, 1950s An attempt to rebrand the Second Saturday Art Walk 2009 December 2010 September 11, 2012 Middle-class white families blighted area as Old San December 2002 takes place. Wynwood Walls Sonni paints the original Tony Goldman dies. ONTH move out after WWII; Puerto Juan fails to gain traction. The first edition of Art opens. boombox mural. ebruary Ricans begin to move in. Basel Miami Beach December 2004 December 30, 2013 6-F

XX–M December 3, 1990 takes place. Tony Goldman opens April 2009 October 2011 Jay Z and Beyoncé 1963 Riots roil Wynwood after six Goldman Warehouse to James and Karla Primary Flight’s totally just had lunch

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F stops using the Buena Vista in the beating death of Frederic Snitzer moves his he eventually acquires Graffiti, the first book- sculptural mural attracts Puerto Rican drug dealer gallery from Coral Gables more than 20 properties length documentation national attention to the yard as its primary switching BY BENJY CAPLAN yard in Miami. Leonardo Mercado. to Wynwood. in Wynwood. of Wynwood’s murals. mural scene. 1010 browardpalmbeach.com | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C New Times Broward-palm B each F ebruary 6-F ebruary 12, 2014

11 Paint the Walls from p10 special — it’s not just a painting people can move around. It’s going to stay there.” documentation of moments in time. Fila Her biggest project of the Basel sea- keeps his 1996 book in his Little Havana son is a wall she’s painting with the studio and consults it at least once a month. Few&Far collective, an international crew “I invested every moment in this,” he says of more than a dozen female street art- while paging through it. “I rolled my joints ists who were selected by the Goldmans in this. There was no ‘Will this sell?’ ” as part of a push for more women art-

miaminewtimes.com He stops on an intricate tag and smiles as ists. Maciver, too, joined that initiative.

browardpalmbeach.com if looking at a photo album. “There’s Bhakti By the time Williams arrives at the Baxter,” he says of a high school friend who Few&Far artists’ spot on NW 24th Street, has also become a studio artist. “All these hurried and overloaded with buckets of paint people I interacted with. My day-to-day in each fist, the other five women are bent life. Drawing on the bus. They’re so in- over one another’s sketches and detailed nocent, but they were pure expression.” plans. They’re pondering how to connect

ts | o N te ts He pauses again, a page corner curled the disparate pieces into a unified wall. up as he is about to turn it, on what is ob- Williams points at a small ledge jut- viously a drawing of himself. A swirl of ting over a gated doorway. “I want unkempt hair, a teenaged body hunched to be up there,” she says. “I want to in agony. “This book, this was right before just paint and be up in my work.” I started dating girls,” he says. “After that, It’s a more difficult perch than most be- the books started filling up more slowly. cause she’ll never be able to view the wall Then I was like, eh, the book is number from a distance. But Williams plans to paint two. But here, I’m totally naked on paper.” her most frequent subject: highly stylized

ews | pulp c y | N ews Though Fila has an art school education, women moving in usual ways. So she doesn’t the street is still his inspiration. Shienbaum need a model or much room. “I’m just paint- understands the appeal to both artists and ing myself over and over, with different their audiences. “It’s beautiful to see art on looks or in past lives,” she says. “They’re the side of a building, on such a large scale,” outer reflections of inner reflections.” Shienbaum says. “When you see a painting As the others get to work, gridding out their sections, Williams sits on the ledge

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A anywhere. But when you’re walking around and stares at something only she can see. t and you have the whole environment — the Unsurprisingly, perhaps, when she be- grass, the chainlink fence, and cars whizzing gins to work, she paints a woman sitting by you — that’s something else altogether.” on a ledge and gazing into the distance. That “something else altogether” is what “All the girls love how I do patterns in my Fila is chasing this Basel season. Now he has women’s hair, so I did that all over the piece to a wife, liability insurance, and paint costs connect all of our work. They are such primal that reach into the thousands per project. patterns that you see in everything,” she says, Before the fairs open, Fila must fin- Photo by Stian Roenning pointing out other pieces of the design. “The ish four murals. They push the limits of Cassie “Kazilla” Williams hitchhiked for years before settling in South Florida and becoming a zigzag is every mountain or cloud you see. The what is commonly thought of as a street full-time artist. This year, she collaborated on a group wall with her all-female crew, Few&Far. florets are the flowers or fingers. Patterns like art mural, both in technique and content. these are very resonant of what we see around Fila shows up to some walls before dawn view his work as he creates it. What begins as as the pair moved around the Southwest. “I us, so we can connect with it very easily.” so he can use a video projector to lay out rough vines blooms into something more fan- went to 16 different schools before I gradu- She looks down at her hands again. | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art his designs. He says he treated his wall at ciful and amorphous as a person walks down ated from high school,” she says. “I started “The things we can do with these,” she Wynwood Central “like a sketchbook, with the alley to the lot behind the warehouse. A cutting my hair when I was 3 and still do.” marvels. “I always carry a marker around lots of different layers.” He used several pop-up beer garden will occupy the space She has refined her hairstyling abil- or a tiny can of spray paint. I’ll bust it out types of paint, hand-drawn and -painted ele- for the duration of the fairs, and Fila wants ity since then, going with a choppy, and make all my friends get down, even if ments, and embedded small objects in the to transport visitors from the bustle of the peroxided cut that includes slashes of they don’t write or do art. You just have to

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | paint. “It will change what you see based street to the suspended calm tucked away. pinks and blues as her mood changes. do it, with your hands. Make something, on how close you are to the wall,” he says. A few blocks south at his gallery, As a teenager, Williams worked as a write a haiku on a bathroom wall.” His exterior mural for Wynwood Brew- Shienbaum plans his January show, a go-go dancer in a Santa Fe club. She at- ing Company depicts something like a liv- massive Shepard Fairey retrospective. tended college but dropped out after ing room. For a several-thousand-dollar But aside from his big-ticket artists, he realizing her skills were more advanced NOMADS commission, Fila produced a portrait of also represents two local artists, Ahol than the art classes being offered. On NW Second Avenue, a day before the himself sitting in a chair and watching the Sniffs Glue and Clandestine Culture, who Three years as an “urban nomad” fol- fairs open, espresso-to-go and skinny neighborhood change. He even affixed sal- came out of Miami’s graffiti scene. lowed. She traded casino chips for meals, jeans snip through exhaust fumes from vaged picture frames to the walls, “which “ ‘Street artist’ is a bad name for them,” hitchhiked, and bartered for paint. When she the traffic crawl. But a few blocks east, has a nice contrast to some of the more Shienbaum says. Like Fila, “they paint in finally settled down in South Florida in her bargains on quinceañera dresses can still

MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI hard-core graffiti that’s right around there.” studios, and their paintings sell at auc- New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm mid-20s, she was making so much art that be found, and there’s a hardware shop At the pet-grooming shop D.O.G., he tions and galleries. Their medium — one she had to paint over older works because that sells spray cans to local artists who paints a utility pole the same yellow as the of them — is the street. If Wynwood were she didn’t have space for more canvases. have graduated from Home Depot. neighborhood fire hydrants and affixes mock just graffiti, people wouldn’t be flying in “I recently sold one of my favorites,” she The walls over here tend to be less plugs. He wants dogs to feel like they’ve from around the world to see it. When says. “It’s this panda with this girl next to ambitious because the business owners arrived in urinary heaven. The walls fea- people come to Miami now, they go to two it, shooting rainbows out of her mouth. I aren’t as interested in paying artists. But 12, 2014 12,

XX, 2008 XX, ture a trippy version of “the neighborhood places: South Beach and Wynwood.” see people as colors that make them up.” that hasn’t stopped some of the hungrier the way a dog might see it.” Everything is Williams says she has synesthesia, a young ones who straddle the art-world

ONTH bottom-heavy, viewed from below. Flowers condition that causes her to experience hustle and the outlaw-graffiti lifestyle. ebruary and curbs unfurl across the landscape while SYNESTHESIAC sounds and smells as colors. She looks “Whatever it is, we’ll be out here, painting

6-F the buildings shrink away. Fila’s own dog There’s no one path to being chosen to create down and wiggles her fingers. “Like, I know all day, man,” says Justin Vallee, who, along XX–M is immortalized on the wall too. It’s good a mural in Wynwood, as is clear from the life I’m a white girl, but I see myself as layers with Jeremiah Taylor, makes up a long- to be the girlfriend of a rock star and also of Cassie Williams — Kazilla, as she is better of purple, yellow, and orange. Everything haired, scruffy duo called 2square. Dressed ONTH ebruary

M to be the dog of a sought-after muralist. known — who worked on eight walls this Basel is kind of twinkly in my life. Smells and like carnival barkers who have formed a posse F Along a narrow alleyway beside Mitrani season and showed at the Select satellite fair. sounds make colors. When I did live art, to go after glitter thieves, they have a personal Warehouse, Fila paints a knotted, tumbling Raised by a restless single mother, Williams I’d feel vibrations around me and paint style that rivals the walls around them when design without the ability to step back and taught herself to sew her own teddy bears them. But the mural work is something it comes to dizzying displays of color. >> p15 1212 browardpalmbeach.com | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH F EBRUARY 6-F EBRUARY 12, 2014

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Jeremiah Taylor (left) and Justin Vallee wasteland to a model of urban rejuvenation. miaminewtimes.com (right) paint cooperatively as 2square. Their Before Tony Goldman’s death in late 2012, work is a mix of the legal and illegal. real-estate developers would fly down from Detroit — where Vallee and Taylor lived giddiness over the possibilities of mural before moving to Miami — to solicit the old painting in Wynwood weren’t so genuine. man’s opinions. And now a version of Gold- “I think the idea behind Basel at first was, man’s vision is sprouting in the Motor City. you know, more fine art, and then the streets But in all of his travels, Taylor says of Wyn- kind of took over,” Vallee says. “There are gal- wood, “I have never seen a community that leries galore down here, but you’re seeing a lot accepts it as much, and I think that is what sep-

Photo by Morgan Coleman from around the world are coming down here to, like, get together and compete too. It’s a com- Additional reporting by Kate Maier. petition, but it’s like friends too, you know?” Though they may be late arrivals to View our interactive online version at Wynwood, the 2square guys seem to have features.miaminewtimes.com/wynwood-street-art. captured some version of the spirit that took the neighborhood from a withered [email protected]

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They have been working together for close to five years and painting nearly full-time for the past two. Vallee, who is right-handed, has created a separate artistic identity for himself as someone who paints with his left. Jer- emiah sold off all of his possessions to help fund a four-year globe trot that took the pair from Detroit through Europe. They arrived in Miami two years ago for Basel tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C week. Since then, Wynwood has become their base of operations, with side trips to Canada and Venezuela for painting gigs. They obsessively post poems on their website (“Freshly washed sheets covered with fresh sex./Dark colors never do well in these situations.”) and chronicle their every move on social media, something of a risk for a pair of self-styled outlaws. But the police in Wynwood frequently stop Taylor not to hassle him but to compliment him on his latest walls, even the illegal ones. “Miami Beach,” Taylor says, “they don’t want this over there.” Buildings on the eastern fringes of Wyn-

wood are beginning to come down to make New Times Broward-palm B each room for the new, he says before motioning toward a mural of a dead-eyed woman caught in a hail of roses. She has lifted one of them to her lips and is about to either smell it or bite off its head. “They leveled this out, and I could see this beautiful wall from the street,” MIAMI NEW TIMES Taylor says in the slow Tennessee drawl of his childhood. “And I was like, What a piece. You can see it from North Miami Avenue and a couple side streets when you’re coming down through Wynwood, and I was like, Epic!” Though 2square has been creating several simple murals for a thrift store and a few other small businesses, this one is clearly Taylor’s prize for this Basel cycle. He had thought about the wall for a long time. “I M knew it was illegal and I just wasn’t sure F ONTH about it,” he says. “But when I came back ebruary

from Europe and saw that it still wasn’t XX–M painted, I thought, I’m just gonna do it.” 6-F So he grabbed a ladder, buffed the wall, ebruary and coaxed different textures out of the back- ONTH ground with several days of applying dark paints in layers. And now, on the eve of t he XX, 2008 fairs, with a spray can in each hand, he paints 12, 2014 with quick movements that would seem frantic if they weren’t so tight and controlled. “Piece by piece,” he says, “it comes together.” It would be easy to call Vallee and Tay- lor carpetbaggers if their enthusiasm and 1515 browardpalmbeach.com NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM 12, 2014 12, EBRUARY 6-F EBRUARY F

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BOCA0159_NewTimes_ArtFestival_9.625x3.5556.indd 1 1/22/14 4:54 PM art fans flocked to her side. She beamed to communicate to people the incredible proportions perfect. And she doesn’t spray and blushed throughout the night. “She’s beauty of our world — not just about the Ev- the pieces with a fixative, which is often used ▼ Art so modest and lovely,” I overheard. erglades, but our world. I wanted to express on charcoal works to prevent smudging. Coinciding with Fifield’s exhibit are its fragility and our responsibility to care for “I hope with my work that people learn three solo shows by Aline Komi nksy-Crumb, it, because as my son was going to school I to respect these beings,” she says. It is this Jonny Laderer, and Kristin Thiele. Each was involved in teaching. I learned so much empathetic approach that is so jarring in her artist has a dedicated room of works, and about the environment and the ecology of work. Each animal — whether a squirrel, Creature in the gallery’s largest room, 120 or so do- Florida that it wowed me,” she says. “I was alligator, or horse — seems to stare past the nated works are mounted for Abracadabra, a totally away from who I was before, and I page at the viewer. Are you going to hurt me browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com $375-per-ticket March 14 fundraiser where could reinvent myself. So I started drawing or help me?, her subjects seem to ask. These Feature every guest will take home an artwork. and rendering animals.” She began with pieces are large — three to six feet wide. The Saturday following the show’s open- pastels and eventually got into charcoal, the Aline Kominsky-Crumb, the wife of pro- People and animals ing, Fifield invited me to her Hollywood stu- medium for which she is well known today. vocative cartoonist Robert Crumb, presents alike seem drawn to dio for a chat and some coffee. She was in the It all began with a photograph. “I took “Hair Magic,” a small show featuring draw- Virginia Fifield. middle of working on a horse drawing for Op- a picture of a seagull, and in that image I ings in colored pencil, pen, and glitter. The

ts | o N te ts era Gallery, located in the Bal Harbour Shops, saw what I wanted to communicate. I saw series portrays Kominksy-Crumb as a blond BY ANDREA RICHARD which sells her pieces for $4,000 to $20,000. in its eyes that it was asking for something, bombshell — a character of sorts inspired by The 58-year-old Fifield earned a BFA from warning me to stay away or asking me to sexy Miamians. She had gone to an Aventura he first time I met artist Virginia York University in her native Toronto. “I always be fed, I don’t know. But it was standing beauty salon and asked to be made over as a Fifield — during an art show found I had to do something else to support there looking beautiful. Birds are fragile but blond. The result is this art project. An eight- opening at ArtServe, where she my art habit,” she says. “So I started working have this powerful presence,” she says. minute video installation accompanies her was on the board and I was work- as a framer while I was still in college. It’s a “I saw how I wanted to draw it. I wanted vibrant pieces. The performance is wacky ing as a marketing consultant — I good skill to have.” Framing as a profession it to be as big as a person. I wanted it to look and a bit obnoxious — she strips down nude Tasked what she did. The elegant brunet merely frustrated her and sapped her creativity. She at you on a one-to-one level. Powerful. I and runs around with a friend — but fun. responded, “Oh, I do drawings of animals.” studied architecture and worked in urban plan- think black-and-white is very powerful. I Jonny Laderer’s “Fast Fade” includes ews | pulp c | N ews ay Several months later, I saw her work for ning for several years as an assistant designer. use realism to suck people in and to portray four pieces and one striking large-scale the first time at the Boca Museum of Art. Fifield’s earliest pieces were large canvases, their presences — I feel we have a spiritual digital rendering of a roadside locale with Fifield was standing in front of her large- eight by ten feet, mostly abstractions. That connection to nature. I feel like we don’t a gigantic pineapple. The rendering is a

Night+ d scale charcoal piece The Bird in the Hand. It changed after she met her husband, who get out enough. When you go to the beach bit out of focus and evokes the loneliness was an exquisite drawing. Wrinkles on the was from Florida, and they moved south and or you walk through the forest, there’s this only a true road warrior would know. hand were lifelike. So were the birds’ feath- had a son, whom they often took camping. silence, and you realize this world is a gift.” Kristen Thiele’s “Smoke and Mirrors”

tage | tage ers, each follicle recorded with a meticulous Around 1991, she fell in love with the Ever- Charcoal is a messy medium. Fifield works features a series of oil paintings that examine stroke of charcoal. My mind was blown. glades. “I found that the Everglades had this from top to bottom and right to left to avoid old Hollywood flicks. Each piece illustrates Beauty, grace, and an intense artistic incredible, spiritual beauty. smudges. She uses photo the mystery and also the disillusionment strength all come through in Fifield’s works, And I felt this calling references to get surrounding Hollywood glamour during the which are on display at the Art and Culture that I wanted the scale and 1920s and ’30s. For instance, one painting Center of Hollywood in the show “Them/ depicts a man in a fedora smoking a cigarette, US.” When it opened Friday, January 24, yet a thick cloud of smoke blankets his face, obscuring his identity. A sense of unattainable pleasure permeates each piece. A woman in a long light-blue dress, with her back to the viewer and her head down, presses her hands on a mantle. Is she devastated? Perhaps.

Specimen, a charcoal “Them/US” on museum board. Virginia Fifield Through March 16 at the Art and Culture Center of Hollywood, 1650 Harrison St., Hollywood. Visit artandculturecenter.org, or call 954-921-3274.

100 objects, Jane status and social connections,” Brutvan wrote in Warhol’s First including works by Warhol — one of his Holzer press materials. “Holzer, in turn, benefited from graphically strong Flowers paintings and Warhol’s filmmaking, which fulfilled her early am- Superstar a sculpture of Brillo soap pads among bition to be in movies.” In 1964, writer Tom Wolfe Exhibit features Palm Beach them — as well as letters to the pop art star profiled Holzer in his essay “The Girl of the Year,” a model plus Dennis Hopper, and materials from his Time Capsules. reaction to the crazed attention surrounding her. Nico, and Lou Reed. “A 1965 BBC interview with Andy Warhol, in The exhibit at Norton includes photos

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW black-and-white and filmed in the Factory, will from Holzer’s modeling career, fashions she New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm BY ANDREA RICHARD screen,” says Cheryl Brutvan, director of curatorial wore in the ’60s and ’70s, and Screen Tests ndy Warhol frequently selected glam- affairs. “Seeing this interview, guests will have this of her as well as of Lou Reed, Nico, and Den- orous women — Liz Taylor, Marilyn encounter with Warhol and get a sense of what nis Hopper. A “screen test room” offers an Monroe, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis the Factory was like, which Jane Holzer was a interactive component that allows attendees —A as his muses. He was known to give his at- part of. They were really good, lifelong friends.” to make their own three-minute films. 12, 2014 12, XX, 2012 XX, tention to people who were socially prominent, Brutvan curated this show. “There hasn’t been In 1985, Holzer helped produce the film Courtesy of the Andy Warhol Museum especially in and around the art world. Yet there a big Andy Warhol show in Florida as I can see, Kiss of the Spider Woman. Today, she di- ONTH

ebruary was one muse who had a style like no other: Jane and Jane is a Palm Beach native.” Jane grew up vides her time between New York City and Holzer, a privileged blond with a pout to die for. in a wealthy real-estate family and modeled for Soap Opera (1964), Batman and Dracula (1964), Palm Beach. She works in real estate and 6-F

XX–M “To Jane, Love Andy: Warhol’s First Super- Vogue and other magazines; she was famous by and eight Screen Tests — two-and-a-half-minute is also an art collector and art adviser. star” opened Saturday, February 2, at the Norton age 24. The “Baby Jane” nickname was bestowed films that Warhol shot featuring Factory regulars. ONTH

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New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm Legos now come packaged in licensed file through the police scanner, his face is so kits with pictures and instructions show- generic it matches every one in the computer. ing children exactly what to make, be it Lord and Miller have a deft and daring Star Wars’ Millennium Falcon, Tolkien’s sense of the absurd. They give us a world Tower of Orthanc, or Bruce Wayne’s Bat- where everyone is literally a cog, make us root copter. Individuality begets even more for Emmet to build things he’s only dreamed 12, 2014 12,

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▼ NEW IN FILM feels loose and disorganized, even though all the requisite cogs have been accounted for. His great The Monuments Men skill as a director may be his affinity for actors, STARRING GEORGE CLOONEY, MATT DAMON, BILL and the performers here (Jean Dujardin, John COLUMBIA PICTURES AND FOX 2000 PICTURES PRESENT MURRAY, AND JOHN GOODMAN. WRITTEN BY Goodman, Cate Blanchett, Matt Damon, Bob GEORGE CLOONEY AND GRANT HESLOV. DIRECTED Balaban, Bill Murray) always have some quiet ASMOKEHOUSEPRODUCTION “THE MONUMENTS MEN” tage | a rt | Film D ish Musi C BY GEORGE CLOONEY. 118 MINUTES. RATED PG-13. sparkle about them. Monuments Men fails in its MUSIC EXECUTIVE ost of us like to think we’d stride into a grand ambitions, but it’s still satisfying in bits and BYALEXANDRE DESPLAT PRODUCERBARBARA A. HALL combat zone to save a distressed child. pieces, like a busted statue. STEPHANIE ZACHAREK BASED ON THE But would we do the same for a Mi- BOOK BY Mchelangelo Madonna? You can see why George ROBERT M. EDSEL WITH BRET WITTER The Outsider SCREENPLAY Clooney would be attracted to these heroes, STARRING CRAIG FAIRBRASS, MELISSA ORDWAY, JASON BYGEORGE CLOONEY & GRANT HESLOV particularly as Robert M. Edsel (with Bret Witter) PATRIC, AND JAMES CAAN. WRITTEN AND DIRECTED PRODUCED DIRECTED presents them in his gloriously readable 2009 BY BRIAN A. MILLER. 83 MINUTES. NOT RATED. BY BY book. Edsel focuses on the eight men, among he Outsider takes place in a world of end- GRANT HESLOV GEORGE CLOONEY GEORGE CLOONEY them museum curators and art historians, who less lens flares, a J.J. Abrams–inspired trekked to Europe at the tail end of World War II visual tic as derivative as the rest of this “to inspect and preserve” every important work Tvigilante B-movie in which no-nonsense British of art or architecture in the path of the Allied military contractor Lex Walker (Craig Fairbrass) forces between the English Channel and Berlin returns to L.A. upon hearing of the overdose — and, as it turns out, ended up saving hundreds death of his daughter, Sam (Melissa Ordway). New Times Broward-palm B each

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Tradewinds 9. 15th Street Fisheries. 1900 SE 15th St., Fort Middle River, with a Greco-Roman waterfall COMPARE TO chanting than taking Ave., Fort Lauderdale; 954-267-9888; bluemoon- Lauderdale; 954-763-2777; 15streetfisheries.com. softly burbling in the background. If that’s not THE DOCKSIDE your special some- fishco.com. When it comes to enchanting views When most locals think of 15th Street Fisher- enough to get you feeling the love, the Italian- DREAMINESS one to a place with in South Florida, a waterside panorama is best, ies, they imagine wooden tables, fish ’n’ chips, speaking staff will guide you through the menu OF BLUE MOON. one of the most ex- and few compare to the dockside dreaminess and kids feeding tarpon — not exactly a sultry of authentic Italian pastas, fish, and meats, tensive wine lists in of Blue Moon. With more than 300 feet of scene for seduction. For that, head upstairs, such as imported Italian burrata for two, town? With more than 40 pages of Italian and dock space and a deck overlooking the In- where the restaurant offers prime water views tagliatelle al porcini, and Angello aromatico — American wines, this Wine Spectator award- tracoastal, this spot has racked up numerous in a quiet, upscale setting. Citrus black mus- grilled rack of lamb encrusted with rosemary winning restaurant is sure to get the ardent New Times awards for setting alone. But that sels get some local flavor with Florida orange and garlic and drizzled with sweet balsamic juices flowing. Although wine is the aphrodi- doesn’t mean the food doesn’t measure up to juice, shallots, white wine, star fruit, and basil. reduction. It’s like an Italian coastal escape. siac, the food here is like sex in your mouth. the ambiance. Fine seafood, such as fig-and- Grilled swordfish is spiced up with tropical 2. Market 17. 1850 SE 17th St., Fort Lauder- Simply prepared dishes such as bistecca alla olive-rubbed grilled local swordfish, and high- flavors like cilantro, almonds, Florida rock dale; 954-835-5507; market17.net. Inspira- fiorentina — oak-grilled, dry-aged New York quality meats, such as slow-roasted Colorado shrimp, and coconut red curry sauce. A meal tion for romance differs for everyone. Some strip steak marinated in olive oil, rosemary, rack of lamb, are as impressive as the scene. here is like being away on a romantic holiday. want to be enveloped by lush foliage; others and garlic with sweet Vidalia onions and wild It’s the perfect recipe for a sentimental date. 10. Mustard Seed Bistro. 256 S. University M prefer a glamorous setting with dim lighting mushrooms — and tuna carpaccio with aru- 8. DaDa Restaurant & Lounge. 52 N. Swinton Drive, Plantation; 954-533-9326; grapevine- F ebruary ONTH and plush seating; some want to dive into gula, lemon, and olive oil are sure to titillate. Ave., Delray Beach; 561-330-3232; dada.closer- gourmet.com. Dim lighting, earth-toned walls,

the senses in complete darkness; and others 6. Cafe L’Europe. 331 S. County Road, Palm magazine.com. Love isn’t a one-size-fits-all floor-length curtains, white-clothed tables, XX–M

want fine wine and perfectly prepared fare. Beach; 561-655-4020; cafeleurope.com. There thing. While some people want glitz and glam- and a contemporary granite bar create a com- 6-F No matter your style, Market 17 has got you might be no better way to impress a lover our to stimulate amorousness, others prefer fortable and homey setting ideal for a quiet, ebruary covered. With an ever-changing menu of than dining at a swank spot. The most elegant charm and quaintness. If you fit into the latter intimate dinner. Friendly yet unobtrusive wait- ONTH fresh and exciting farm-to-table food such restaurant on an island known for putting on category, DaDa is your spot. Set in a historic ers serve elegant continental cuisine such as as sweet potato and hazelnut gnocchi and the Ritz, Cafe L’Europe combines beautiful 1920s home, this Delray Beach restaurant is bacon-wrapped dates; crispy duck with cherry XX, 2008 12, 2014 slow-roasted duck breast, a wide selection people, sparkling crystal and fine china, sexy filled with artistic flavor. From the gravel-lined gastrique and mashed potatoes; and rigatoni of wines from around the world, and indoor, piano tunes, sensual fare, and seductive wines front yard with twinkle lights and tiki torches balsamic served under chicken, spinach, por- outdoor, and dining-in-the-dark options, this in an exquisite setting. The place serves to the Daliesque artwork hanging on old plaster tobello mushrooms, goat cheese, and pine nuts. place caters to lovers of all sorts. It might be a only the finest — and most alluring — classic walls, the atmosphere is simply beguiling. The It’s fine dining with a side of romantic privacy. bit heavy on the wallet, but finding the ideal dishes. Caviar? Got it. Escargots? Bien sûr. food follows the eclectic setting with creative way to make your sweetie swoon is priceless. Foie gras? Some of the best in the region. dishes such as lamb ribs, pork belly waffle dogs, [email protected] 2525 | SMALL PLATES |

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MO: “I just collect data | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s about life.” | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | BY DAVID ROLLAND ith apologies to Jon Seca- da’s legion of adoring fans, it wouldn’t be hyperbole to say Chan Marshall is the finest singer to reside inW South Florida. Marshall, who records and performs as Cat Power, has lived on and off in our neck of the woods for more than a decade by way of Atlanta and New York. She is both an interpreter of others’ songs on the albums Jukebox and The Covers Album and a force to be admired on seven albums she wrote herself, highlighted by 2003’s You Are Free. Throughout her career, Marshall’s sultry voice has earned Camille Garmendia her comparisons to some of the greats, includ- real important... The title Sun comes from love playing it. So when I’m playing with these ing being dubbed the indie-rock Billie Holiday. ancient classicalism, that in a lot of cultures people, and I’m friends with a lot of them, and tage | a rt | Film D ish | Music As with Holiday — a singer Cat Power has — Egyptian, Mayan, Greek, Native American they know exactly how to play an Elliott Smith covered — the respect for Marshall’s immense tribes — a lot of old ancient people regarded song, and I’m like, “How the fuck do you know talent has often been shrouded by her reputa- the sun as being God in a way, and that’s kind how to do that?” they know exactly how to play tion for erratic performances and behavior. of how I feel about it too. So that’s what I’m Mick Taylor’s part of a song. How the fuck do After her last local performance in 2012, referring to. It has nothing to do with Miami. you know how to do that? I don’t know how to Marshall called out a New Times writer for Are you working on any new music now? do that. I’m not interested in doing that. I just a negative review. Whatever ill feelings she Always. Always. Always. Always. Always. like playing how I play because it’s fun to learn might have had toward this publication seem Always. Always. Always. Always. Always. Usu- and I’m really curious and I like to have fun to have faded. On a tour that’s taking her ally at this stage, most people think of going with songs. It’s an ongoing joke with myself. throughout Australia and New Zealand before to work as showing up during certain hours. I The songs, the covers, are because I love the landing in Florida, a playful and charming just collect dat a about life. Everything is part songs and I want to play it at that moment. If Marshall spoke with New Times in a phone of a collection of the I could have a record player with me, I would interview that showed the marvels and limita- memory. It’s not really bother people because I want to hear music tions of modern technology. On one hand, we “WHEN YOUR work. Living life is the all the time. My songs are only there because conversed from opposite sides of the planet; JOB IS TO SING greatest inspiration I want to play them at that moment. Anybody NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH on the other, spotty reception as she drove SONGS TO for me as a writer. So can do it. Anybody can pick up a piano or guitar New Times Broward-palm B each through New Zealand caused many disconnec- PEOPLE AT I’m living life. I wrote and not know [how to play] a song they love. tions and an abrupt ending to the conversation. a song the other day. What songs are you loving right now? New Times: What brought you to South Florida? DIFFERENT I wrote one about I don’t like to tell people. It helps people’s Chan Marshall: I moved there in 2002. My PLACES AT ten days ago on the marketability. But my favorite record is best friend when I lived in Atlanta, when I DIFFERENT beach in Byron Bay, from Miles Davis. I love that Frank Ocean moved to New York, she moved to Miami to go TIMES, YOU which is in New South Orange record, and I love that new — what’s to college. Then she had a kid and I had some DON’T REALLY Wales, Australia. I’m his name? — King Krule. I love him a lot. savings, and I just came and got a mortgage. HAVE A HOME.” a creative-type per- Are there any artists you’d love to What has kept you in South Florida? son. I’m always doing have cover some of your songs? I never really stay too long. When your job little things that a lot of people don’t consider [Silence] is to sing songs to people at different places at work. What I’m doing makes up memories. Hello? different times, you don’t really have a home. I’m creating them right now through meeting [Joking Australian accent] I’m in the You just have a place where you have suit- different people. All kinds of things rest in your hills, mate. [Back to her American accent] cases and shit. I chose that place because of mind, and then sometimes maybe a dream I’m under the trees. What were you saying? my friend, my goddaughter, my godson, and will come and there will be an explanation of Are there any artists I’d like to work with? the climate. It reminds me of New York City the empyreal. It can be a great conversation Is there anyone out there you’d M after a nuclear war. You get all types of people with a truck driver that can inspire me to think love to cover one of your songs? F ebruary ONTH that mix, that clash, people from all over different than I was five minutes previously. Yes, as a matter of fact. I was hoping

the world. It’s so hot you feel like you’re in a Before talking with you, I was lis- that Bob Dylan would cover “Maybe Not.” XX–M

dream, and I love that relaxed mentality. The tening to your covers albums. I was hoping that Jay Z, with Kanye of 6-F negative ions are really good for my health. Really? Nobody listens to that. course, would play “Peace and Love.” ebruary Has living here inspired your music? The one I fell in love with was back in 1996, What’s stopping them? ONTH I know the last album was titled Sun. the mix of Sonic Youth’s “Schizophrenia” with — I don’t know. Can you let me know? I would say not at all. I think it inspires Bullshit. XX, 2008 12, 2014 being in a beach environment like that, but I No, really. It was amazing, and I was wonder- [email protected] don’t live in a very touristy area at all. It’s just ing, when you’re listening to music if you’re the nature that inspires me personally. It’s not thinking, How can I make this my own? Cat Power directly related to my writing, but what it does They always say that — “I love your cover of With special guests. 8 p.m. Wednesday, February 12, at Culture Room, 3040 N. Federal Highway, to my psyche really helps me be in a space that blah blah blah. How do you make it your own?” Fort Lauderdale. Tickets cost $28.50 plus fees. I am prepared once I begin to work, and that’s I don’t know how to play guitar or piano; I just Call 954-564-1074, or visit cultureroom.net. 2929 | MUSIC PREVIEWS | geons, and lots and lots of latex. “What it is really,” Martinez explains, ▼ Music “you have a club environment with a very strong erotic presence that revolves around kink and fetish, and it kind of manifests Big Head Todd and the Monsters itself in a way that allows you to make your WITH RONNIE BAKER BROOKS AND HAZEL dreams come true, as far as who you wanna MILLER. 7 P.M., SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 8, AT be, what you wanna do, how you wanna act.” REVOLUTION LIVE, 100 SW THIRD AVE., FORT While every Fetish Factory party invites browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com LAUDERDALE. TICKETS COST $25 PLUS FEES IN you to fulfill your fantasies and partake of the 2.5 ADVANCE AND $27 DAY OF SHOW. CALL 954-449- fetish lifestyle, Martinez says the bash em- 1025, OR VISIT JOINTHEREVOLUTION.NET. braces the most powerful of emotions. “This Lather Up! olorado-based Big Head Todd and theme is really interesting because it brings out 2.7 the Monsters have been a tour- a lot of different feelings, but ultimately, Val- Jp SoarS ing might since the late ’80s. The entine’s feels like there’s love for everybody.” Cbluesy, jazzy Americana rock trio made Since 1995, Fetish Factory has hosted 2.8 a name for itself the old-fashioned way: erotic parties, from the Back to School bash JUke with nonstop performances in college and Cos-Kink to the collective’s enormous 2.12 towns across the country. Rumor has it, anniversary weekend hotel takeover. But if SimpLified back in the early days, the bandmates you’re an FF virgin, Martinez says the Val- 2.14 clocked more than 400,000 miles on entine’s Ball is a good introduction to the fUSik their trusty touring van, “the Colonel.” scene, as long as you bring an open mind. 2.15 The group’s dynamic live sets earned it a “Everybody is very cheerful. All the other solid reputation, which subsequently landed parties have a harsher sense of ‘I’m here just hayden SayerS the band on a major label and spawned the to kink! Let’s fucking do this! It’s awesome!’ 2.19 1993 classic Sister Sweetly, an ef- harper fort that featured big-shot Prince Fulfill your fantasies... comrade David Z as producer. 2.21 and become someone

NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS NIGHT+DAY Sister Sweetly was the record that Big Vince else’s. 2.22 put Big Head Todd and the Mon- sters on the map, going platinum BUShwood and yielding three ace singles, including “Bittersweet,” “Broken Hearted Savior,” and “Circle.” The three-piece shares a tight personal bond as well. Gui- tarist/vocalist/frontman Todd 561.747.8878 Park Mohr, drummer Brian Nevin, and bassist Rob Squires attended high school together in Colorado, where they began producing concordant live sets that traversed Southern rock realms with jazz undercur- rents and pop panache. The | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | DISH | FILM | ART | STAGE | | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART group has always found favor among the jam band set, but the music that Big Head Todd produces is not easily pigeon- holed in that patchouli-loving, improvisational-guitar-lick- abusing genre. They’re so much more than that. See what all the Big Head fuss is about Robert Matta when the band performs this Saturday at Revolution Live. ALEX RENDON But that’s not the case at the Valentine’s Ball. “Since it’s still a club, you have wild DJs Fetish Factory Valentine’s Ball and people are dancing like crazy, but at 10 P.M. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 8, AT GRAND CENTRAL, the same time, we have our dungeon that 697 N. MIAMI AVE., MIAMI. TICKETS COST $15 PLUS we install, so there’s a good amount of

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XX, 2012 XX, the lead dancers, at a Fetish Factory party, and code is incredibly important. It equalizes it was love at first sight,” Martinez endearingly everybody. You’re walking into a room

ONTH recalls. “But we’re just the beginning. There where everybody is like you, so put in EBRUARY are so many couples, not flaky couples that are some effort and don’t let yourself down.”

6-F just banging, couples that have been together And along with those fishnet stockings, XX–M for years. So many relationships have been built leather corsets, and whips, don’t forget to from this scene, and it goes back to the fact that bring some “curiosity and a smile.” Because, ONTH EBRUARY

M there’s such a sense of family and community.” as Martinez says, “no matter where you go, F Aside from healthy coupledom, you can’t escape the kink.” LAURIE CHARLES though, the Fetish Factory Valentine’s Ball is about passion, kink, dun- [email protected] 30 30 browardpalmbeach.com | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s tage | a rt | Film D ish | Music New Times Broward-palm B each F ebruary 6-F ebruary 12, 2014

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THURSDAY, FEB. 6 Freddy Cole: 7 p.m. and 9 p.m., $25-$55. Jazziz Nightlife, 201 Plaza BROWARD Real, Boca Raton, 561-300-0730, jazziz.com/jazziznightlife/. ® International Noise Conference: With Dracula, Laundry Room PALM BEACH Squelchers, Nunhex, Testokra, Normads, Shark Dust Sisters, Holly Hunt, Otto Von Shirach, Xela Zaid, Dim Past, and others, 8 p.m., Free, squelchers.net/inc.htm. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. Kenny Loggins: 8 p.m., $25-$100. Alexander W. Dreyfoos School FREE BUFFET of the Arts, 501 S. Sapodilla Ave., West Palm Beach, 561-802- OPEN Your Live Music ON FRIDAYS!! 6000, awdsoa.org. DAILY Destination During Happy Hour 4-8pm $2.50 Wells & Doms TIL 4AM for 28 Years! $3 Appetizers FRIDAY, FEB. 7

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SUNDAY, FEB. 9 Jars of Clay: 7:30 p.m., $20. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. Stephanie J. Block: 2 p.m., $39.50. Aventura Arts and Cultural Center, 3385 NE 188th St., Aventura, 877-311-7469, aventuracenter.org. SEARCH

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