Normandy remodeling proposal approved by Cynthia Bogatzki According to Rosemurgy, the committee for remodeling the Normandy realized the Plans for remodeling the Normandy were need for a place on campus for students approved by the President's Council on to get together and meet with others. With March 11 according to Andy Rosemurgy, this idea in mind, the plans they proposed student representative on the project were designed to break up and per- committee. sonalize the space inside the Normandy.

The plans for remodeling the Normandy The remodeling plan proposed has five originally began in early 1983 when a areas separated by partitions, which are study was conducted to see what campus on three different levels of the floor. The needs were, said Rosemurgy A year later general outlay of the project is in the shape a proposal was sent to the President's of the CCMM butterfly logo. This part of Council for the Normandy's remodeling the proiect will be placed about seven feet during the summer of 1984 from the windows, so tables can be placed along them. The north end will be left open The proposal was approved but not as a lounge area. carried out due to the abundance of other projects that were scheduled to be done "The plans were developed to be around last summer This year the plans and cost a long time, using things that won't figures were updated and re-submitted to become outdated," said Rosemurgy. the council, who once again approved them, said Rosemurgy. This part of the Normandy's renovation is called phase one, said Rosemurgy. Ideas "I don't think they will hesitate to do it this for later phases could include remodeling summer,'1 said Rosemurgy. "They the kitchen, installing an elevator, and im- approved the proposal early, increased proving the lighting. However, there are the funds for projects and are on no plans being made concerning these. schedule." A scale-model of the approved Normandy project. The renovation will begin this summer. Lenten Project striving toward goal of $5,300 CONCORDIAN by Jfm Hanson The culmination of this week's efforts will be an all-campus worship service Sunday r "Uniting the College through Joyful at 10:30 a.m. Part of the service will be Concordia College $^% &^-£*& e 77; Number 2V Giving" is the theme for this year's lenten devoted to gathering pledged gifts. project. Moorhead, Minn. 5656 March 29, 1985 Brian Jordahl is one of several religion The S.A. Religion Commission and Bread commission members involved with this and Cheese, sponsors of Lenten year's lenten project. Jordahl says he en- Project-1985, have set a goal of $5,300 courages students to give in whatever way Forensics rank second national! in student pledges. The money will be possible. He says it is especially important used for two particular projects in Africa this year because of severe drought prob- by Terl DeCIue and India. The first of these is construc- lems in Africa and India. tion of a school classroom in Tanzania. The Concordia College Forensics team Africa where $2,800 will go toward this ef- "With the terrible situation, we tend to get ireturned home Sunday from Fayettevifle, fort organized through Minneapolis-based hopeless and throw up our arms." Jordahl Ark,, with a national ranking of Operation Bootstrap Africa. The second said, ''But we can do something, no mat- second tn the country. project is food donation to drought victims ter how small. We can bring hope." in India through which $2,500 will be con- i The 34th Biennial National Convention and tributed to a Church World Services Kathleen Weed of Bread and Cheese says [Tournament of Pi Kappa Delta hosted over appeal to provide 10,000 tons of grain to that although encouraging students to give 700 contestants representing 97 schools Indians, in exchange for their work to build is important, her organization's primary from 27 states. It is the largest in the new water systems. aim is to "raise the level of consciousness country. Competition began Wednesday, on world hunger." March 20, and concluded with an awards Pastor Carl Lee says the importance of banquet Saturday, March 23. The tourna- these programs is that they let the reci- "Students need to be aware of what ment was held on the campus of the pients help themselves. causes world hunger," Weed says, "and University of Arkansas. FayetteviHe. how blessed countries like the U.S. con- "Self-help programs give the people their tribute to the problem." own autonomy and dignity." Lee said. Pi Kappa Delta is the oldest forensic frater- Concordia has participated in the Lenten nity, established 72 years ago. It Project since 1974. Pastor Lee says in recognizes outstanding excellence in TheReligion Commission and Bread and each of these 11 years Concordia has speech and debate. To be a member, Cheese have worked all week to promote funded one or two classrooms in Tan- students must attend a certain number of the Lenten Project. Pledge tables have zania, and provided assistance in Africa. tournaments to demonstrate their speech Rhetorical Criticism Julie Limoseth Superior 2nd Place been set up outside the Knutson and Central America and India. and/or debate qualities. In order to com- Prose Interpretation Renee Klingle -Superior 14th Place Grant Centers—they will continue through pete at the Biennial Tournament, the stu- Julie Limoseth Excellent Sunday. Adressing this year's effort, Jordahl says dent must be a member of Pi Kappa Delta. Persuasive Speaking Linda Anderson Excellent the words of U.S.A. /oMfr/ca sum up what Lisa Johnson Good the Lenten Project is all about: Teri DeCIue Excellent In addition, the Religion Commission is Concordia belongs to the Province of the Dramatic Interpretation Renee Kiingle National Champion 1st! sponsoring a dance tonight from 9 p.m. 'We are the world, Upper Mississippi of Pi Kappa Delta. Julie Limoseth Excellent to midnight in the Normandy, featuring the We are the children, During the convention, Julie Limoseth was Extemperaenous John Fatino Good Christian band Full Circle. The cost of the We are the ones who elected as the Student It. Governor of this Teri DeCIue Good dance is $1, with all proceeds going make a brighter day, province. She will serve a one-year term Todd Nelson Good toward the Lenten Project. So let's start giving." on the Province Board. Dramatic Duo Chris Neidfeldt Marsha Loken Good Impromptu Linda Anderson Good Every student participating helped earn John Fatino Berger to appear Sat. points for Concordia. Students are Good Teri DeCIue Superior 9th Place Social Weekend, sponsored by the Alter- awarded "Good," "Excellent." and Linda Anderson C^P "Superior" ratings based on their perfor- After Dinner Speaking Superior 4th Place native Entertainment and CARes Todd Nelson committees. mance in competition. Each category Linda Anderson Good averaged 100 competitors. Results were Informative Good Lisa Johnson Berger, like comedians Joan Rivers, Dan as follows: Teri DeCIue Excellent Superior 9th Place Ackroyd, and John Belushi, has traveled Poetry . Renee Klingle Marsha Loken Excellent with "Second City." She will appear on the SW Baptist College 1st 138 Julie Limoseth Good Tonight Show later this year. Concordia College 2nd 123 Julie Limoseth Excellent NDSU 3rd 106 Discussion Teri DeCIue Excellent "This is something Concordia hasn't done St. Olaf 4th 91 Richard Hinz in a while," said Paula Pitt, Campus Life Pacific Lutheran 5th 90 Senior NDT Debate Andrea Cummings Excellent Commissioner. "It would be great to see Cameron University 6th 88 John Fatino more of these acts coming in as alternative. East Central College 7th 84 Junior NDT Debate Joel Iverson National Champions 1st! entertainment." Abilene Christian 8th 78 Todd Nelson Claire Berger, comedian hailing from Texas A and I 9th 74 Junior CEDA Debate Cassia Drake Excellent 2nd Place Chicago, will leave the audience laughing Berger will appear in the Centrum at 7:30 Saturday night as part ot Wettness Week's p.m. Saturday. Tickets are $1. Good .-••* Page 2 Concordian, March 29, 1985 Student Business Office begun

by Lynn Flagstad individuals with little or no experience in A final problem identified in the current accounting have been left to maintain an record keeping system was the "beat the To alleviate allocation problems of student organization's books. This not only causes Senate" attitude of most student organiza- activity fee funds, the Student Senate has inconsistency and inaccuracy in book- tions. When requesting funds, an recently approved a proposal to create a keeping, but results in ineffective and organization will usually ask for more centralized business operation called the lengthy auditing as well. In addition, the money than is needed. This allows for a Student Business Office (SBO). Under the' Senate is currently unable to exercise con- "slush account" through which new system, all business operations of trol over individual managers and subse- unauthorized transactions can be Senate-funded organizations will be con- quently cannot control over/under expen- channeled. The internal control solidated into one office. diture problems and inventory cost for established by the SBO would, to a great each organization. extent, eliminate this problem. "The idea for the proposal began primarily The SBO will be responsible for ordering because organizations were spending With the specialization of the SBO, book- inventory and distributing office supplies unallocated funds and there was a need keeping will be more effecient because of and capital assets. In addition to exercising for tighter control over expenditures." said the supervision by people with accounting tighter control of these supplies, the SBO Student Association President Kevin backgrounds. Accounting systems will will be able to take advantage of volume Goodno. Goodno conceptualized the pro- also be made consistent among organiza- purchasing discounts by ordering all posal and initiated an ad hoc committee tions and from year to year, a benefit organizational supplies at once. to study the viability of the SBO earlier this during Senate budgeting. year. "ft really makes good sense to have cen- All bills will be sent to and all payments tral control over Student Senate funding," Billy the Clown was on hand to The committee began by identifying made by the SBO, allowing tighter con- said Dave Dosland, Student Senate help Pastor Carl Lee celebrate his several problems with the present system trol over expenditures. It will also expediate treasurer and member of the committee birthday on Wednesday. of record keeping and by noting how the payment of bills. that developed the proposal. "I think that •Bjorn Berge was chosen to these could be solved by the SBO. On with the Student Business Office, we'll see ibe this year's "Mr. Concor- several occasions in the past, for example, more efficient use of studer' dia" as part of the Spring Carnival held last Friday. The evening's festivities also included an air band contest. CONCORDIAN West German to speak '-it; Concordian is the official newspaper of Concordia College, published weekly Dr. Hans A. Schwarz-Uebermann. adviser philosophy at the University of Lyon, The Concordian is written and edited by students of Concordia College for the college com- for the Christian Democratic Party in West France, for 10 years prior to accepting his munity Content of the paper is developed independently of the student government, the Germany, will be a guest speaker al Con- current position. From 1967 to 1973 he faculty and the administration and does not reflect policies of those groups cordia. March 28-29. was a visiting professor at Nice (France) Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of the editors, college, administration, University faculty or student body

Following his two-day visit at Concordia, Letters to the editor must be typed, double-spaced, and are to be submitted in the letter Schwarz-Liebermann will visit the Institute The recipient of scholarships from the slot of the publication's office door by 5 p.m. Monday prior to publication on Friday. Un- of German Studies located at Concordia's Hague Academy of International Law, the signed letters will br printed only upon discussion with the editor Letters must be limited International Language Village site near British Council and the U.S. State Depart- to about two typewritten pages. The editor reserves the right to edit all material submitted Bemidji. Minn., March 30-31. ment, Schwarz-Liebermann earned his for publication. doctorate in law from the University of Tubingen, West Germany. The advertising deadline Is 5 p.m. Monday prior to Friday's publication. At Concordia, Schwarz-Liebermann will The Concordian offices are located in the Knutson Student Life Center—phones 299-3826. give a public lecture on Thursday in Ivers 299-3827, Printing is by Lakes Publishing Co. in Hawley. Minnesota Science Center, Room 330-S at 4 p.m. His As an educator, Schwarz-Liebermann was lecture will focus on Germany's relations head of the Division for Higher Education Editor Lynn Flagstad with the Soviet Union. and Research for the Council of Europe Associate editor Amy Fmken from 1962 to 1967. He was assigned to Production manager Chris Bonnell Special Missions for the Federal Govern- Sports editor Steve Wammer Adviser for the Christian Democratic Party ment in Bonn in 1961, and was assistant Assistant sports editor Dave Krueger since 1983, Schwarz-Liebermann was a director of political affairs for NATO from Photo editor J°nn Floberg professor of comoarative law and legal 1957 to 1960. Copy editor Julie Tingelstad Graphics • °an Lind Eric Nesheim Commission positions available Advertising manager Kirsten Pedersen Positions.in the Student Association (SA) and course evaluations, the course Public Relations Commission Business manager Ten DeClue Council of Commissioners and Judicial description file, and will continue research The Public Relations Commission is Publisher Dr. Paul J. Dovre Council are now open following the elec- on a Centralized Student Tutoring responsible for supervising and directing tion of a new president and vice president. Program. SA public relations programming and will Columnists: Diane Benjamin, The CARes Committee. Cindy Carlson, Amy Fmken, Chris coordinate the Cobber Discount program. Foss, Eric Iverson, Ron Johnson, Mary Martens. Ertc Nesheim. Cati Salley, Karen Stensrud. Applications are available in the SA office Steve Stromberg. Knsin Troff, Joy Zimmerman. Typesetters: Valerie Borgen. Tammy Jesme. Jodi Kay, Marsha Loken, Mary McAllister, and are due by Wednesday, April 3 at 12 Political and Legislative Affairs Shanielle McCoy. Amy McDonald. Claye Meteimann. Dave Orham, Lisa Reese, Kurt Sobolik, noon. Interviews will be held April 9, 10, Student Services Commission Commission Mike Wigen. and 11. Applicants can sign up for inter- The student services commissioner is an Coordinating political awareness program- views on the SA door when they return advocate concerned with on-campus and ming and legislative action events on cam- Technical Workers: Shawna Bargmann. Deneen Blackley. Kelly Harvego. Karen Meland, their applications. Those selected for the off-campus student rights and will repre- pus are the primary activities of this com- Mary Millerhagen. Debbie Pelkey, Amanda Richman. Julie Sievers. Lana Siewert. Kim Council of Commissioners will be ex- sent students and advise them regarding mission. The commissioner will also Spieker, Lisa Swanson. pected to serve a three-week, paid intern- legal matters. The commissioner will work organize any research or surveys done by ship during May. Following the appoint- with the SA Constitution and by-law revi- SA. Photographers:Kirsten Annexstad. John Floberg. John Hull, Tom Hull, Nathan Jackson, Eric Jacobson. Nathan Miller, Pete Spilde. ment of the commissioners by the SA sions as well as intervisitation policy. president and vice president, individual Religion Commission committee members will be selected by Campus Affairs Commission The Religion Commission works closely the commissioners. Through committees, the Campus Affairs with the campus pastors regarding the Commission formulates SA policy on a religious and spiritual needs of the college 7985 Homecoming Show auditions AH full-time freshmen, sophomore and number of student facilities and concerns. community. It ateo organizes and oversees Auditions lor singers, actors and dancers All auditioners are required to participate junior students are eligible to apply and The committees will include: academic the Koinonia groups, faculty/student for the 1985 Homecoming Show will take in a rnovement exploration session on the are encouraged to do so by SA president- facilities (library and bookstore), dining ser- discussions and weekend retreats. place on the evenings of April 17,18 and 19th. This phase of auditions will serve to elect Karen Wickstrom, and vice- vice, facilities and health service. 19. evaluate the proficiency of performers in president-elect, Kim Krohn. They can be Student Association Office Manager understanding and executing basic stage contacted for more information in the SA Will be responsible for all non-event related Vocal music auditions will take place on movements. office at 299-4508. PR such as the monthly publication of the the 17th and 18th. Students should prear- Lauren Fowler, coordinator of the Human Relations Commission student calendar and SA board. S/he will range audition times through a sign-up Homecoming Show, said, "Freshmen and Specific commissions and their respon- This commissfon will coordinate special also be responsible for coordinating and sheet located in Hvidsten Music Building non-music majors are encouraged to sibilities in Student Association are as awareness weeks regarding issues and publicizing alt Student Association beginning Monday, April 15. More infor- auditon—they haven't traditionally been follows: topics of student concern and will also elections. mation will be available on the sign-up represented among Homecoming Show establish the International Student sheet. performers." Academic Affairs Commission Program. Campus LIf© Commission Fowler also encourages students in- The academic affairs comrnision is respon- This commission is responsible for the A contemporary song or selection from a terested in working with technical aspects sible for formulating SA policy concerning Judicial Council "big events" such as the Dove Boat and stage musical should be prepared—an ac- of the show—lighting, stage set-up,, academic and curriculum issues and Is responsible for interpreting the SA Con- Casino Night. The commission will also companist can be provided. Specialty acts ushers, house manager—to contact her addressing students' academic needs and stitution and by-laws and ruling on any work on other entertainment events.' should ateo take part in auditions on these immediately at 299-3094 or P.O. 1408 for desires. Specifically, they oversee teacher cases pertaining to these documents. dates. an application. Viewpoint Concordian, March 29, 1985 Page Hunger—not just their problem

World Food Problems

While debate continues in the United States over the extent of hunger and In 1982 the national poverty rate rose for the fourth straight year to 15 percent of the malnutrition problems, there is no question that food shortages are epidemic population—the highest percentage in 17 years. Some 34.5 million Americans fit the elsewhere in the world. The United Nations Food and Agriculture Organiza- official definition of poverty in 1982: an annual income of less than $9,862 for a family tion (UNFAO) keeps track of world food problems. UNFAO's monthly report of four. for August 1983 listed "abnormal food shortages" in 29 countries. They were; Angola, Bolivia, Botswana, Chad, Cuba, Djibouti" El Salvador, Ethiopia, Ghana, Haiti, Kampuchea, Lesotho, Mauritania, Mozambique, Several Chicago publications have recently reported that the number of homeless Nepal, Nicaragua, Panama, Peru, Ruanda, Sao Tome and Principe, people living on the streets of Chicago is around 25,000 to 30,000—approximately Somalia, Swaziland, Tanzania, Togo, Uganda, Vietnam, Yemen Arab the total population of Moorhead. And in the Fargo-Moorhead area, several shelters Republic, Zambia and Zimbabwe. exist such as the Dorothy Day House, the Newman Center and the Salvation Army. J The Dorothy Day House, in existence for about a year and a half, serves a capacity of 10 individuals a night and supplies both a meal and a place to stay. They are fre- Although no "offical hunger count" or reliable statistics exist measuring hunger in the quently forced to turn away those for whom .there is no room. Oftentimes people are United States, evidence of the growing problem comes from reports and surveys that then directed to the Newman Center where an average of 20 are served. The Salva- show that soup kitchens, food pantries and emergency food places are overwhelmed tion Army in Fargo serves an average of 50-75 people a day, although they recently by growing numbers. More than one-half of the "hunger centers" (such as those men- fed 81 in one meal. These figures are typically higher in the summer, an S.A. spokesper- tioned above) that were surveyed between 196T2 and 1983 reported a 50 percent in- son said, and it is not uncommon for whole families to come seeking food aid. All crease in the number of free meals or food baskets that were distributed; 25 percent of these shelters report increased attendence in recent times, particularly in the past of these were forced to turn people away empty-handed and two-thirds had to limit few months. There are known cases of people sleeping beneath bridges and in some the number of times the same person could get food. That same report also noted of the area parks for lack of a place to go. a change in the make-up of those seeking assistance. In the past it was primarily the chronic derelicts who were served; now food shelters are seeing increasing numbers of the "new poor," those formerly employed who in recent years have lost jobs and Not everyone is prepared to accept the proposition that hunger is a growing, have simply run out of money, unemployment benefits and savings exhausted. widespread problem in this country, however. The Reagan administration and its sup- porters, for example, say the problem has been blown out of proportion by the news media and those who oppose the President's policies. Reports that increasing numbers are showing up at soup kitchens do not necessarily mean there are more hungry Americans, they argue. When you make it easy for people to get soup or get food without having to pay, you can expect to see more people in food lines, they con- tinue. So it has become increasingly difficult for the needy to receive aid...makes sense....

There are also those that question the supposition that the government should be the dominant provider of food for the hungry. Senator Jesse Helms, R-N.C, has said that he favors "creative approaches" by private individuals and groups such as churches and food kitchens...... , .

"These individuals and groups have identified problems specific to their communities," Helms said, "and they have developed successful, varied approaches to address these problems...! read the Bible's instruction to feed and care for the poor as addressed to individuals, not'the federal government or tax payers collectively."

Commodity distribution programs (cheese, butter, corn meal give-aways), soup kit- chens and food pantries are at best temporary measures that cannot solve a widespread hunger problem. They can ease the pain but they don't get at the underly- ing reason for the huncer. Nor do they, like the existing food assistance programs- such as food stamps and child nutrition—attempt to provide balanced nutrition in an ongoing systematic fashion.

A governmental, centralized program can best cover the breadth of need and the widespread hunger problem. Individual and private distribution is not, therefore, ob- solete and unnecessary but simply not eno.ugh.

American hunger is, sadly enough, often written off and denied and the focus directed abroad. While we shouldn't neglect foreign need, we cannot continue to ignore the growing hunger problem within our-nation's borders.

The President's commitment to wringing inflation out of the economy through higher interest rates and subsequent unemployment, together with his budget cuts in the area of food and nutrition and budget hikes in the area of defense, have contributed significantly to the increase in hunger in America. We are spending growing amounts on defense while those we are defending are suffering more with each day. It is em- barrassing that hunger remains in the "world's most affluent nation." •A Lynn Flagstad

Information reprinted from Editorial Research Reports, September 30, 1983.

/1' t 4 Concordian, March 29, 1985

Instead of emphasizing heroic qualities the media has tarnished such reputations of Utopia and Tubes JDLJJLJ John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King. They say the truth hurts. Even Davy Crockett PhiloFossically • is now being called a coward. rock concert Instead of the ticker-tape parades that greeted Minnesotan Charles Lindbergh's On Tuesday, April 9, at 8 p.m., North homecoming, Gerry Spiess—a White Bear Lake native who was the first to cross the Dakota State University's new fieldhouse Atlantic and Pacific alone in a small sailboat—is greeted by questions of. "Gerry who?" will come to life as Utopia and The Tubes Speaking (I bet you're asking that, too.) are presented live in concert. Promoted by LIVE Productions of Fargo and RT's of Breckenridge. the concert will feature A*\ In such a tragic time, one of my heroes has been restored to me. He is, in my very-1 Three Cheers for the Mick biased opinion, the greatest baseball player of all time—The Mick. i two bands with innovative, yet distinct, sounds. by Chris Foss A few years ago Mickey Mantle was banned from and disassociated with baseball for his promotions job with an Atlantic City casino ("Say, Hey" Willie Mays was also banned Comprised of four individuals, Utopia first Our generation is one of few heroes. Folklore and mythology have been replaced by for a similar job). Last week, new baseball commissioner Peter Ueberroth re-instated moved into the limelight in 1974 with its a mass media seemingly eager to destroy all the remaining idealized conceptions of both immortals to our national pasttime. album Todd Rundgren's Utopia. Since our heroes. then the group has recorded several I applaud Ueborroth (after all, anyone who can pull a profit at the Olympics must be albums such as Adventures In Utopia, okay), even though I understand baseball's strong aversion to gambling. Utopia, and its 1985 album POV.

Perhaps the most famous, yet little-known Sure, active players should not be involved with gambling; but the long-retired Mantle's member of Utopia is Todd Rundgren. For Applications are now available for COBBER job is not the same—in fact, Mantle spends nearly all his time as a representative of over 15 years, Rundgren has been the casino at charity functions. He rarely enters the casino itself, and then not to gamble. involved in several facets of the music in- dustry. In addition to his membership in Utopia, Rundgren is a highly acclaimed The Mick definitely influenced my childhood more than any other of my heroes. I cried solo artist, as well as an innovative Assistant Editor for a week when the big kids in the neighborhood broke my Mickey Mantle Louisville producer • Slugger bat while playing Softball. I still have my first glove—a Mickey Mantle autograph (lefthanded, of course). The rest of Utopia—Roger Pavell, Kasin Layout/Design Editor Sulton and Willie Wilcox—combine with I had my kindergarten picture taken in my Yankee sweatshirt and my favorite number Rundgren to create one of the most in- is seven, not as "lucky seven" like most people, but because The Mick wore it on novative groups around. Copy Editor his back. The Tubes made their mark on the music When I was young I used to play imaginary sporting events with my stuffed animate scene in 1975 with their debut album, The Photo Editor as the players. My favorite stuffed animal was a bunny named Mickey, and he was Tubes. Since then, The Tubes have had always the star. In baseball, Mickey Foss wore number seven and, just like The Mick, a succession of LP's, their most recent spent more time rounding the bases after homers than chasing fly balls in the outfield. being 1985's Love Bomb. Known for a Inventory Controller/Secretary string of hits, including "Talk To You To me, the center of the world was New York because, just as he meant baseball, Later,'' The Tubes first broke into the Top The Mick meant New York. Back then I would constantly irritate my family by cheering Ten in 1983 with "She's a Beauty." for the Yankees, Mets, Giants, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers over all other teams—including Minnesota. The Tubes prove to be a good, creative Applications may be picked up in the COBBER office blend with Utopia, making the evening Fran Tarkenton was a favorite of mine with the Giants long before he came back to concert worth attending. According to above thep.o/s and are due April 2nd. For more in- the Vikes, and it wasn't until last summer that I was able to cheer for the Twins when Dale Hannasch, President of LIVE Produc- they played the Yankees (and only because the Yanks were out of the pennant race). tions, both groups put on "excellent" formation, contact Joyce Harvey at 299-3125 or p.o, shows. He feels people will come away 562. . Mantle brings to mind the Yankee pinstripes and the great Yankee tradition which sym- from the performance glad that they at- bolize baseball at its finest—and what symbolizes America more than its national past- tended, because these are "big name time, baseball. bands" and the show is going to be "something special." By transitivity, The Mick is America—so I'd just like to say. "Welcome back. Mickey." In the Fargo-Moorhead area, tickets for the Note: As long as I'm on sports, I have to brag just a little. My old alma mater, the Whiteconcert are available at NDSU Memorial Bear Bears, once again beat Minneapolis North (and their critics) for their second straightUnion ticket office, Budget Tapes & Minnesota Class AA Boys' Basketball Championship and an unblemished 52-0 recordRecords, and Marguerite's Music. All QIOVANNVS over the past two years. They're currently ranked fourteenth nationally (and should betickets are general admission, $11 in ad-

11 a.m. to 1 a.m. Mon.-Sat. 299-4071. M Sunday 4 to midnight v Everyone is welcome to apply! Jfc o^ . Concordian, March 29, 1985 Page 5

pseudo-"Worldwatch" and forget about So, I think it would be good for us all to The fact is that after listening to Prince's and Kim Krohn's victory on March 18 was everything else. hear a little about "the communists in songs you don't walk off feeling angry and in fact thefirst tim e that a women team has Letters Because of this, I certainly don't blame Bosnia or some such thing" as Pat ex- depressed about this kind of sexual earned the postion of Student Association you, Pat, if you don't include more inter- presses in his letter. We would probably perversion that destroys fives, but feeling President and Vice President. This point national news in the article. You're only then get rid of some of the prejudice that somehow base and dirty yourself, and is fact and not in dispute. There are, supplying what your readers want to read. he so obviously exhibits in this sarcastic feeling that it is all in some way funny. however, some points in the column that Worldly phrase about a people he most certainly Prince's songs don't stress a need for a I have problems with. To the editor: However. I think a solution should be knows little if anything at all about. change of these ugly facts, but instead say Firstly, to state that women in general found to Dan's complaint. One solution is The "trivial" information Pat mentions is that these kind of acts are normal and a made history at Concordia because of I have been given the honor by Pat simply to get Americans to take the interest all right to make the section more "in- good time. Then he insults my intelligence Karen and Kim's efforts was both too nar- Reinken, author of "WorldWatch," to write that they should be taking in what's really teresting," but please, don't let by saying he's not promoting this behavior . row and too broad. It was both too nar- - the article for this week. Pat wrote that I going on in the world. Or. just so that t "Worldwatch" become too trivial! and expects me to believe him. row and too broad in the sense that it only may write whatever I please, so I did. I also don't become upset every time I see Gry Rollag recognized the accomplishment as a vic- thought, however, that another letter to the "Worldwatch" in the paper, you could Sophomore tory for women. I hate to be the person editor was needed to make my stance a change the name to something like Prince says he's writing about sex to help to ruin an illusion, but there were many bit more clear. "Nationwatch." people get off their sexual hang-ups. Yes! men on campus who supported Karen I must agree, some of the news printed Act on your inner lusts and drives! Act like and Kim, as there were many women who is of importance and interest. However, it Peter Langr, Prince of...? sub-humans! Don't care about people, just supported the all male team of Steve is misleading to title the column" Freshman get all you can out of their bodies! This is Wammer and Paul Sanria. "WorldWatch" when such a small amount To the editor: hardly an acceptable way to get people of the information deals with the world. I off their sexual hang-ups. "Harmful" sex So, Karen and Kim were the people to feel that "Newswatch" or "Triviacolumn" And again, I've been following the discussion on the hang-ups should be dealt with in open- make history, their campaign supporters would be more appropriate. rock star Prince in the letters to the editor. ness and love, and once dealt with, put made history, the people who voted for To the editor: Interestingly enough, yesterday I also ran on a shelf, not glorified in song. them made history; but women in general Pat, I don't consider it a "crime" for across an article which said that Prince has did not. printing a majority of American articles in I am writing in response to Pat Reinken's made $17 million this year, compared to I say "harmful" in the last sentence for a Secondly, it was stated that "a team of two "Worldwatch," but I do feel that your entire letter last week—a response to Dan Mur- President Reagan, who only makes $200 purpose for some sex hang-ups are not women as SA President and Vice Presi- purpose is being defeated. "Worldwatch" ray's letter from two weeks ago about the thousand (no political jokes, please). That's harmful. In fact, I wouldn't even call them dent never seemed a realistic possibility is intended to inform readers of the world, section in the Concordian called a lot of money. "hang-ups" but just plain decency in ac- before." This is a subjective statement that not just of what is happening in our own "Worldwatch." tion. What's wrong with being emphasizes the naivete' of the author country. On the "Worldwatch" page, you Now, it's interesting to see the kinds of embarrassed at seeing a naked man or about the history of campus politics. This even have a picture of the globe, symboliz- Pat wonders why anyone could ever com- controversy that surround the man who woman, or being offended at filthy year was the first year that a qualified team ing international acknowledgement and plain about "Worldwatch" and spend a makes $17 million. He writes sexually langugage? of women has actually attempted to run worth. When you print a majority of Friday night counting articles concerning explicit songs about masturbation, rape , for Student Association, and. if we were American articles, in my opinion, you America and Americans. I just wanted to and incest, then dedicates it all to God. Sex in an educated, caring society should "to look at past president and vice seem to decrease the significance of the inform Pat (and anyone else who might Interesting. Then I'm told by fellow be shared between two people in privacy presidents, we find that twice in the last six other continents and also the hundred ask the same question), that Dan is not the students, via the Concordian, how great and love. I'm not saying we should be like 15 years a more "unrealistic" thing has other countries on this planet. only one who complains about a guy he is; and if I don't buy their view children when it comes to sexual topics, happened—we've had a black president The problem does not exist only on our "Worldwatch," nor does it take a whole of him, that I'm a closed minded "Fun- but we should be mature enough to realize and female vice president. beloved Concordia campus. This form of Friday night to count the articles. I don't damentalist" and that I need to "grow up." that sex is special and serious and not to A possible reason for the never-a- journalism is common practice throughout' know very much about American grade Also interesting. be made light of and cheapened by our possibility-statement could be the attitude the United States. I am even wilting to be schools, but in Europe we learn to count social expressions. some people have about humankind. the first to admit that this occurs in every once we start school and that skill doesn't Now, I don't want to sordidly cut down Early in the planning process for Karen country to different degrees. In European seem to cease. other people for their views; I simply want Furthermore, anyone who objects to the and Kim's campaign there were a number countries, news reports consist of local to raise the question—where have we left use of women in beauty pageants, por- - happenings and of news from other Euro- of people who stated that "two women At Concordia there are about 87 foreign God in all this? Why aren't we, who claim nography, etc., has somer heavy could not win" as SA President and Vice pean countries and also countries in the students and about 35 of them are to be Christians, turning to the Bible, and explaining" to do if they're defending Americas, Africa, Asia and Australia. Many President. The point to be made here is " Norwegians. I know that a lot of them read evaluating the issues in light of what Christ Prince's lyrics. The same argument that that the people who said that were not Americans feel the reason for this is •"Worldwatch" every week, with great has to say about them? In Matthew 5:27 Kristi used to defend Prince call be used simple: all those "little" countries are so men, but women, many of whom are , anger and frustration. We have also and 28 he saidr'You have heard that it to defend Playboy, and Prince's lyrics strong women's rights supporters. I would close together that they must report news counted the number of articles concerning was said, "do not commit adultery,1 but I don't just debase women, they debase us about each other. hope that in the future certain people America vs. the one(s) about the rest of tell you that anyone who looks at a woman aii._ would put their particular biases aside, and After experiencing Europe, you really the world. It is true when Pat says the U.S. lustfully has already committed adultery Oh, and as to Prince's acts of charity- try to have faith in humankind, all of it, both realize how dependent the countries are is very much a part of the world, but there with her in his heart." Beyond that, the good token gesture, Prince, but I don't men and women. upon each other. Reporting the news form are stil| four continents left to be covered apostle Paul says in Ephesians 5 that buy it. Satan himself uses those tactics: "neighbors" wilPindirectly affect the by a page called "Worfcrwatch." "Among you there must not even be a hint "Satan can change himself into arf'angel Thirdly, to the question, "Will Concordia economy and even the relations between of sexual immoraljty." There seems to be of light, so it is no wonder his servants can be even a partially different place because ; of the differences that the incoming Presi- the different countries. If Americans would If "Worldwatch" was supposed to contain lots of "hinting" going on in Prince's do it, too. and seem like godly dent Karen Wickstrom and the incoming take more time to inform themselves on an equal amount of text about the different music. ministers...." II Cor. 11:14-15. I'm not a Vice President Kim Krohn may make?" I, the current issues of the world, we could continents (which I don't think is Bible-pushing religious nut but if I have to like Arlene, say yes, but not because they improve our foreign trade, our knowledge necessarily right) 20 percent of the articles So now the liberals scream bloody quote a few verses to expose a fraud and are women. Karen and Kim are unique to of foreign people and their cultures and should be reserved for the Americans murder, that this is just one interpretation, hopefully get some respect for human Student Association in that, in my opinion, even, believe it or not, our international (Canada, U.S.A., Mexico, Central- and that this is narrow-mindedness, that this is dignity, so be it! they have gained the ability and the relation'. South-America). The remaining 80 percent censorship, that this is just another knowledge from their experiences within should be divided between Asia, Africa. example of someone trying to push his Thaddeus J. Holmqufst, Student Association and Student Senate Daniel J. Murray ••" ' Australia and Europe. morality on everyone else—and the con- Sophomore necessary to become the best President | Sophomore troversy raises up enough heat to bring -w . and Vice President that Concordia freezing Fargo-Moorhead into an early I have now spent seven months in the students have seen. They are the most * P.S. Pat. I too hate housework, but I don't spring. But the heart of the issue, as I see United States and I have certainly learned qualified team I've seen in the postition,. like Dynasty, either. it. is not what I say, or what Joe Blow says, a lot about America, Americans (and Cob- Thank You and they have more potential than any ^ or what a columnist for the Concordian bers) and also about myself. I have never other President and Vice President to do;'; says—but what God says, and where considered myself a very informed nor good for the student body. • each one of us stands in relation to that. To the editor: politically interested or active person. Here Also, I would be negligent to omit some And again, at Concordia. however. I feel that I know Let's stop compromising and making ex- As this term of Student Association nears facts about student organizations .-in more and am more involved than the 1984-85. The outgoing leaders of the "Big To the editor: average student. cuses. We, as Christians, must continue a close, I'd like to take time to thank the to evaluate what we put into our minds, members of the Political and Legislative Six" organizations are predominately The letter on the subject of "Worldwatch" One of the first things I noticed when I what-we say, and how we live, on the basis Affairs Commission for all of their help this women—Volunteer Services, the Cobber, by Dan Murray caught my attention, as I, came is how little (midwest-)Americans of the Word of God. But oops, almost year. Their contributions have been The Concordian and KQBD. And, within.- too. had noticed that "Worldwatch" is know about the rest of the world. Some forgot—that's "just my interpretation," invaluable. the Student Association there are seveni^ more like a nation watch. college students I talked to didn't know right? commissions with six women commis-* Pat Reinken's letter in response, however, who Mao Tse Tung was. In Norway you Special recognition should be given to sioners". The commissioners are respon-.. seemed to me to miss the whole point of can't get through high school without Mark Brouwer •'•-.-• *. Tracy Muske, Cheryl Ruby and Tom sible for the programming and represent Dan's letter. That letter was not a personal knowing that. They thought Norwegians Sophomore . Hanson for their hard work in developing tation in specific areas of campus such as, - criticism, but instead made the valid point speak English (for which other languages the forums on the 21 -year-old drinking age academics, facilities, campus ministry and" > that an article with a title such as are there?). They were afraid of Russians and on how persuasion affects the abor- . student rights. There are 45 registered stu- "Worldwatch" could be expected to have (of course), for they are communists and tion issue. Their commitment has been dent organizations on campus and there a fairly large amount of world news aide people. Only'a month ago I read that great. are 37 women leaders or co-leaders of' included, and also pointed out that the the U.S. has as many active communists More Prince those sudent organizations. With this typical American reader could be criticized as the Soviet Union. Scary, eh? ' Greg Ulland, ' " dominance by women in Concordia's stu- •.. dent government and other student for his reading habits. - , .. v . To the editor: Political and Legislative Affairs Commissioner organizations already,'! would find it hard The truth is that Americans really don't Pat said in his letter that he wrote about Kristi L Mattson made some interesting to believe that the mere fact o'f sex will ; want to hear much about what is things he thought Cobbers find interesting points in defense of Prince's sexual lyrics change Concordia College or its Student happening outside the U.S. In fact, we're to read. To me it seems most Cobbers are in the March 22 issue of the Concordian. Association. A. so introverted that we're practically turning most interested in having iun (and thus The point was made that sex, and sexual To end, I would like to congratulate Con-7.j inside out. Finding out what's happening reading fun articles), but I think for their deviancy, is a part of life. What a wonder^ Making herstory? cordia'6 new officers. I respect and admired to the other 93 percent of the-world's own best interest they should also read ful reason to write fun dance songs about • you for who you are, rather than for what?-; population just doesn't interest us, and some serious material. The articles in itl I say that with contempt—children get To the editor: you are. v\ ;. ... ' ...•••„ "•. .."•;•., •;vS;' besides, it's hard work. In addition, the "Worldwatch" are so small that it shouldn't abused! Yeahl (Boogie-boogie), Use each news is usually not too happy'once one take too much effort to read them, and stilt other's bodies! Yeah! (Shoo-bop). I have I'm writing in response to the "In These Kevin P. Goodno does find out what's happening. So we it should be plenty of tffne to have fun on a base urge io rape youl YeahL(Twirl-dip). Times" column written tfy Arlene President "Ume Duck11 — Friday night. , • , , >. : ^-72~-~.i figure thatjt's mup]\better to read "our" v - Need ! goon? :V-../rr^;; .-^r*-•--•:;c- Jorgensen last week. Karen VVrckstrom Student Association 1984-85 Page 6 Concordian, March 29, 1985

The commission's present project, which is chaired by Meg Striepe and Cheryl Ruby, is a Health Service survey which will be distributed to all students within the next Campus Affairs Commission two weeks. The purpose of the survey is to get an idea of how much the students know about the services provided by the by Cindy Forse Health Service. Comments and The Campus Affairs Commission is broken suggestions on the present staff and facility Campus Affairs is a new commission run down into five areas of concern or com- will also be looked at. The Health Service si M at k by students at Concordia this year. Its mittees, The five committees are Health Committee will then work on a proposal main purpose is to improve and change Service, chaired by Meg Striepe; for improvements. The data from the by Catallna Salley, Mary Martens campus facilities. The commission, which Academics, chaired by Ann Rimmereid; survey will also be used to put together is chaired by Karen Wickstrom and her Dining Service and Facilities, chaired by a pamphlet on the services provided by It's that time of the year when all good critics huddle around their television sets for assistant Kristen Johnson, acts as a "go Dave Milbrandt; Social Concerns, chaired the Health Service. The pamphlet will be the Academy Awards Ceremony. S & M decided to do just that as, no doubt, their between" for the students and the by Lisa Swanson; and Human Relations, distributed to all Concordia students early personal invitations got lost in the mail. Willing to overlook this social faux pas, we will administration. chaired by Kim Krohn. next fall. give your our thoughts and impressions of Oscar night.

Other projects completed by the Commis- Hosted by Jack Lemmon, this year's ceremony was, for the most part, well-paced and sion this fall were "Rape Awareness," entertaining. Of the five original song nominations, only two were done by the original First Assembly Church "Grandparents' Day," "Better Buy Book artists—Ray Parker Junior's "Ghostbusters" and Denise William's "Let's Hear It for Bazaar" and a CPR certification class. the Boy." Both artists did a smashing job, which only led us to wonder why Phil Collins 3401 S 25th St. They will also be sponsoring a Child gave poetic license to the unpoetic Anne Reinkein in allowing her to sing "Against Abuse Awareness program this April. All Odds." Karen Wickstrom feels this is a very impor- Free bus service to all Sunday services tant and pertinent subject for students at Diana Ross gave an unmoving rendition of Stevie Wonder's "I Just Called to Say I Concordia. Love You," but Stevie gave a moving acceptance speech as he walked away with Dallas Holm is coming April 12th the big 0 for Original Song. (Also, our thanks to Debbie Allen for making the song "With everything that is happening in our "Footloose" an enjoyable experience through her song and dance routine.) Concordia pick-up own communities and state, and the fact Grant Circle Heat Plant that we are at the age where we may soon Our good friend, Prince, decked out in a glittering purple head cowl looked hotter and have children of our own, I think we should more chic than most of the women and made the men's tuxedos look passe'. He ac- 9:20 a.m. 9:25 a.m. be aware of the child abuse issue—its im- cepted his award for Original Song Score with humility and grace (that only people .5:20 p.m. 5:25 p.m. plications and laws," said Wickstrom. in Minnesota possess).

According to Wickstrom, the Campus Now, for Oscar trivia time: What film in 1985 was filmed in Czechoslavakia, chronicled Affairs Commission will be restructured the turbulent life and times of a famous composer, and went on to win 7 Oscars in Shape Up For Summer next year. 31/2 hours? If you're still listening to the Purple Rain soundtrack, you're eternally mediocre. The answer is Amadeus. We can't say we were completely taken by surprise (since "There are too many broad areas," said we predicted most of them!) but nonetheless a certain incredulity remained. These LOSE 16 LBS. IN 4 WEEKS Wickstrom. golden nude statues were collected for the categories of Best Picture, Best Actor, Call or Stop in for a Free Consultation. Screenplay Adaptation, Art Direction, Sound, Make-Up and Director. Discover how to lose weight the Gourmet Way Next year they will only work on campus AND facilities. Social Services and Human Rela- Of particular delight was the acceptance speech of F. Murray Abraham for Best Actor tions will become two new Commissions. for Amadeus. He graciously extended his award to his fellow nominee and co-star, receive a gift certificate for a Tom Hulce, and expressed the desire to have Tommy baby by his side to share in free visit to Gold's Gym. Commissioners are presently being the humor. (We love ya, F.) chosen for next year's committees. There Oak Park Plaza will be advertisements in student's P.O. We were inspired and touched as well, by Angela Lansbury's accepting the Best Next to Gold's Oym boxes toward the end of this year for Supporting Actress award for Dane Peggy Asheroft. (A Passage to India). We truly 4325 13th Ave. So. students interested in becoming a com- missed not seeing this beautiful gentile actress accept her award. Fargo mittee member. And now...no words can accurately express our disgust and revulsion and pity and Call: 281-0274 Wickstrom feels that Campus Affairs has distaste.. .for Sally Field. Frankly, we believe there was a miscount of the votes for Best received a lot of student support, Actress. Although we can appreciate Places in the Heart, in our heart of hearts, we especially for its first year. desperalely wanted Judy Davis to win in this category for her psychologically com- I JOOC m&ht and low it!. Ask about New Member Bonus pelling portrayal of Adela in A Passage to India. Sally Field made a whining spectacle "A lot of students have been very of herself upon accepting her Oscar that we shan't soon forget...or forgive. Weight loss will vary depending on following our program, body size, level of physical activity supportive—without this support, this com- ."ind your nutritional requirements. mission would not be functioning," said Overall, we thoroughly enjoyed the Oscars this year. We're just assuming that the postal Wickstrom. service will be more competent next year with our tickets.

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Evenings Saturday & Sunday 7:00-9:00 1:00-3:00-5:00 7:00-9:00 Evenings Saturday & Sunday 7:15-9:30 1:00-3:00-5:00-7:15-9:30 Concordian, March 29, 1985 Page 7 Concordia Magazine Things That Don't Concordia Magazine has now begun a weekly television broadcast format. The program is shown continuously in the Cen- trum on Fridays from 11 to 5. Concordia Matter Magazine is also aired in Fargo on cable by Eric Iversoh, Steve Stromberg, Eric Nesheim com ch. 2 at 6:30 p.m. Unfortunately there isn't any cable service in Moorhead at the Zany, zany, zany antics. That's what it was! Zany. Well, perhaps we should go back present time. to the beginning. It was a beautiful summer, and Concordia was beautifully groomed This week's show will focus on "America's and ready for a beautiful fall. Everybody was busy preparing for the big day, August In these times Eating Habits." News highlights will in- 26. when 800 nervous, excited, eager to learn freshmen would storm Concordia and by Joy Zimmerman clude the Lenten Project and German electrify the campus and its organizations into a veritable bastion of Liberal Arts. Then, Our language is a powerful force in our lives. The words we communicate with are Democratic Party Adviser Dr. Hans A. tragedy struck. Four days before orientation, the Office of Admissions received 400 great indicators of attitudes and values. In recent years, changes in our language have Schwarz-Liebermann. Girls track will be one of the features on Concordia cancellations. Undaunted, Lisa Banquet, the orientation chairperson, remained busily reflected much of the change we have experienced in society. preparing for the remaining 400 incoming freshmen. However, two days later, the Of- Magazine sports. In the area of entertain- *ment, the show will begin a movie review fice of Admissions received another 397 cancellations from the incoming freshmen. Gloria Stemem addresses this issue in her essay, "Words and Change." Here are some segment. . excerpts. Well, you can imagine the instant chaos at Concordia. After some investigation, it seems the students were lured away by the disgustingly liberal social policies of Rick's Junior We have terms like sexual harassment and battered women. A few years ago, they College in Idaho. (It seems Rick's has one hour weeknight intervis—Whoa!) Well, the were just called life. THE SKY'S big day came, and the freshman began to arrive. Then the other freshman. And a couple of hours later, the third showed up. In the tradition of helping, traditionally, the Now, we are becoming the men we wanted to marry. Once women were trained to THE LIMIT! communicators, according to tradition, wanted to help the three new students move marry a doctor, not be one. in. However, due to the lack of students, the communicators had to carry just one article Are you a of clothing and one possession apiece. On one occasion, there were two communicators Women's in front of words like center or newspaper, network or rock band, indicates college senior and only one article of clothing left. Being the helpful Cobbers that they were, they a positive choice. Ten years ago, it was a put-down. or graduate tore a front strap bra in half and proudly carried each cup up the three floors to the looking for a girl's room. Zamer and zanier! Now, we've made the revolutionary discovery that children have two parents. A decade way to move ago even the kindly Dr. Spock held mothers solely responsible for children. up? Learn to The communicators had" been practicing their big song and dance for weeks. The be an Air Force freshmen flocked to the fieldhouse promptly at 6:00 and amid mass confusion looked 'Until the 1970s most colleges had never heard of Women's Studies. Now, there are for their prospective clubs. The communicators waved their elaborate stgns as the three over 30,000 such courses. Pilot or freshmen paraded in to the beat of the Temple Band. Even Ernie Mancini returned Navigator for the big event. Just before it began. Dr. Dovre leaned over to Morrie Lanning and Ten years ago moving up the economic ladder for a few women meant becoming and receive whispered as he looked feverishly into the stands, "Looks a little spare this year, Morrie." a doctor not a nurse, a boss not a secretary: a token not a movement. Now, nurses excellent Dean Lanning replied, "I'm sure they're on their way." are striking, secretaries are organizing, and there is an uprising in the pink-collar ghetto. benefits, Now anti-equality politicians in both parties are worried about the women's vote or if it seems After seeing that only three freshmen had arrived, Dr. Dovre. for economical reasons, the gender gap. Until the 1980s, political experts said there was no such thing. like your future is moved the event to the Korn Krib. It was a bit cramped, but it saved money—and up in the air Concordia needed that now. Dean Lanning had just announced that tuition has risen A decade ago policemen were protesting against the very idea of working with women. contact your to three quarters.of a million dollars per semester. Now, females serve in every major city and the policeman has become the police officer. Air Force recruiter today. The communicators opted to carry on the tradition of their big song and dance. Unfor- In the 1960s Americans talked about white women who controlled the economy or A great way of life. tunately, they destroyed most of the displays in the Korn Krib, and Dean Lanning got black women who were matriarchs. Now. more than 70 percent of men and women kicked in the shin by Lisa Banquet during the grand finale, but one freshman loved agree that sex discrimination exists—and that it's wrong. Air Force it. The other two did not. Call (701) 775-9361 Until the 1970s women had to choose between Miss or Mrs., thus identifying.themselves Dean Lanning then limped behind the cash register with his prepared presentation. by marital status in a way men did not. Now, more than a third of American women Unfortunately, after consuming extremely large quantities of free candy, at Dean Lan- support Ms. as an alternative, and exact parallel of Mr, and so do government publica- ning's mention of beanie guts the freshmen promptly became ill. tions, business, and most of the media.

Well, the stage was set for a great year. Even though only three freshmen came, the Ten years ago rape was the only crime in which the victim was put on trial. Today, attendance to orientation events was 100 percent and it was a growing experience the laws of evidence have been changed and sexual assault in all degrees is understood for all involved. as a crime of violence. Much of this newness is simple accuracy—for instance, changing congressmen to con- You'll be happy to hear that Dean Lanning's leg healed, the Korn Krib was remodeled gresspeople, or MEN WORKING to PEOPLE WORKING—and even those changes "Return of the Jedl" (PQ) and everyone came out ahead; everyone, that is, except for the football team who can spell major differences in power. But new coinage is also needed to capture new M-F 7:00 S&S 1,3:30. 7 Friday In* 13th Part 5" (ft) is still out looking for someone to haze. perceptions. F/Sat. 9:30. 11:15 • • * e •'WVe'e ••••••••••••••••••••• SunThurs 9:30 rf "Police Academy PI. 2" (PO-13) 'THESE ARE THE WOUNDS Fri. 7. 9. 10:45 O Sat. 1,3. 7.9. 10:45 Sun. 1.3. 7.9. M-T7, 9 CINEMA "Sure Thing" (PG-13) M-T 7:15. Fri. 7:15. 11:15 O SaJ. 1:15. .1:15. 7:15. 11:15 ' Fargo-Moorhead' s Sun. 1:15. 3:15. 7:15 Passion Play I "Slugger's WtW fPQ-131 All days 9:15, Cost $1 LOUNGE teMnd Wtil Airtf fthe*»Ine Center "Amadeu*" (PG) Fri. 6:30. 9:30 Sat. 2, 6:30. 9:30

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The first symptom of Burn-Out is having that Monday morning blues feeling most mornings. In addition, some carriers of the illness are reported as hitting the snooze button on the alarm clock more often. This inability to get yourself going remains ^ ^ x>t throughout the day, week and month. Even the most menial task or homework becomes —Resumes? a chore. All of a sudden there is more and more to do and less and less time to do it. The Burn-Out victim finds that s/he is doing more and accomplishing less. S/he even Newsletters? becomes too busy for routine things like washing clothes, making phone calls or visiting Noticed with friends. Usually, fatigue and lifelessness occur in the individual. As these symp- CAR JS corner toms appear, others quickly follow in a ripple effect such as feelings of being over- Let sprint help you whelmed, uncreative and irritable. The victim lacks any motivation, emotion or en- spread the word. thusiasm. The spark is gone, the fire has been extinguished and the person is suffering Resumes are our specialty, from a severe case of Burn-Out. and our prices won't by Andy Rosemurgy Many of you can relate to some of these symptoms. This is not surprising considering break your budget! many students have similar backgrounds which contribute to the phenomena of Burn- No one would dare complain about the onset of the new season, spring, and all that Out. Our culture, by and large, is more susceptible to Burn-Out than others. In our it brings—sunshine, warmer temperatures, longer light, baseball, Tastee Freeze treats society, we are brought up to believe that work is the key to success, that life is serious and eventually the end of school. business and that recognition can only come from work. America values work and ^ stresses success. But it is also a new kind of season in the academic calender—it is the dreaded season of "the long haul-" Despite the beautiful weather, we are condemned to spending our To a large degree, that's why we are here at Concordia—to get an education that will days reading, studying and working. The "long haul" season can be compared to get us a good job so that we can be successful. It's a script we've been reinforced Also Open Satr. Morning , first semester finals week for every week of the rest of spring. No other season of the to play. Our parents, often subtly expect us to be someone—to make something of academic year has more research papers due. projects to be completed or tests to ourselves. Their expectations have contributed to the superhuman expectations of 235-6619 be taken than the season of "the long haul." For the next six weeks you will undergo ourselves. According to Dr. Herbert Freudenberger in his book Bum-Out, goal oriented the most intensive study of liberal arts known to human-kind. The good part of such success-driven individuals "want their marriages to be the best, their work records 618 Main Avenue a study is the pride and knowledge gained that will make you a stronger person. to be outstanding, their children to shine and their community to be better." !n a place Unfortunately, there will be casualties along the way. Many students, especially seniors. such as Concordia which emphasizes excellence, Burn-Out can be a prominent will fall victim to the sickness of Burn-Out. occurence.

There is no sure-fire cure for Burn-Out, only helpful suggestions. These suggestions can also serve as preventive action from contracting Burn-Out. Above all it takes a committment to change. With this committment, the individual can utilize tactics such as learning to say "no" to additional activities. The best action is to take time off for yourself—be good to yourself, give yourself a break By managing your time you are better able to find this time for yourself. An individual should also develop a support system of caring people. Thus, this support will be there when the going gets rough.

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a home meet against the UMD Bulldogs Words of by Dave Shelstad The netsters were equally impressive on Thursday (last night), and then travel, against Valley City last Tuesday. The team to St. Olaf and Carleton over the weekend, The Concordia men's tennis team upped did not lose so much as a set as they as they begin their conference matches. its early season record to 3-0 this week pulled out an easy 7-0 victory. Against These three matches should be a good with two impressive wins over NDSU and Valley City, the netsters sat out their top test to see how the team stacks up against Valley City. five players in order to give a few of the some stiffer competition. Wammer other team members some playing time, Wednesday, March 20, the Cobber and they proved ready for the opportunity. As far as competing in the tough MIAC netsters stayed home to battle the NDSU Said Coach Nick, "The guys played some conference where three or four teams are Bison. The team won 8-1 with Dan excellent tennis. Any of our top 12 players ranked nationally, Coach Nick stated, "As An era has come to an end. Next year when the Concordia wrestling team begins Vandersteen, Scott Engum, Tom Ness. Vic have a shot at starting, and it's really nice some of the younger players continue to practice there will be something missing. Youngs, and Dan Larson victorious at to have that kind of depth." mature with experience [there are only two singles, while the doubles teams of seniors and one junior on the present Vandersteen/Engum, Young/Ness, and FinrrGrinaker. Against Valley City the victorious singles, starting squad], we can only get better. Corey Lell/Dave Patzia were also winners. players were junior Corey Lell, freshman With a little luck and continued improve- The lone loss was-a three set heartbreaker Finn has decided to retire as head wrestling coach. Concordia has never had a wrestling Mike Patzia, freshman Dan Larson, junior ment, who knows how great our potential by sophomore Todd Webb at number five Dave Vandersteen, sophomore Leif season without Finn as head coach. Since 1955 when Concordia started wrestling, singles, otherwise the team didn't lose a is? By mid-April we should have a pretty Johnson, and sophomore Eric Zeigler. At Finn has been at the helm. set. good idea of where we're going." doubles, the teams of Lell/Webb. Vander- What may be even more amazing is the fact that he never really was a wrestler. A steen/Larson and Johnson/Zeigler were The upcoming home meets for the Cob- graduate of Halstad, Minn., Finn participated in football, basketball and track. Then Coach Bob Nick noted, "The boys played winners. bers will be against UMM on Monday and he came to Concordia where he was a football quarterback and a basketball guard. very well. I think I could safely say the team Northern on Tuesday. The starting times is already near to season form." In the upcoming week, the netsters have for both matches is 6 p.m. ,;;, Finn learned about wrestling during pilot training in the service. Wrestling was one of the physical fitness activities and as he put it, "it was pretty competitive." Cobbers open season at dome "I really enjoyed it," Finn related, "I'd never really had the chance to wrestle before."

After Finn got out of the service, he got his master's degree and came back to Con- Concordia's baseball team started the In the bottom of the inning the Bulldogs- the inning, with one out. Steve Rohloff cordia to teach and coach. 1985 season last weekend with three came back with two unearned runs off drew a walk, then Greg Toivenon singled double-headers at the Hubert H. Shawn Lund. Lund gave up no more runs and John Riewer doubled. After Craig He wasn't originally hired as a wrestling coach. After a few years here however it was Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis. the rest of the way to pick up a 4-2 win Sawyer picked up the second out by hit- decided that there was enough interest for a team. In 1955 athletic director Jake Chris- The Cobbers came back with a .500 for the Cobbers tiansen appointed Finn head coach. record, winning three while dropping three. In the second game of the day the Cob- Cobs to p. 10. "The first year it wasn't a perfect program," notes Finn. "At the time I was coaching bers again drew first blood by scoring one freshmen basketball and we would have wrestling practice after supper." Play began on Friday with a double- run in the bottom of the first. header with Northern State. The Cobbers I sell no Bread on Sunday Although Finn may have been somewhat inexperienced at first, Finn attended many dropped the first game 4-2. Co-captain In the top of the third, however, the I sell Books for less Bread clinics and continued to learn each year. Kent Kuball led the Cobs offensively, Bulldogs took the lead by scoring a pair Duane Johnson, Bookseller going three for four and stealing, two vof unearned runs. J.. . Serving Town & Gown at 506 Bdwy. . Apparently he learned a lot. His results speak for themselves. bases. The other Co-captain Tim Ander-" 232-0178 son went one for two with the Cobbers first The lead didn't last long. In the bottom of Bargain textbook Hdq. for those who know He has a 190-159-7 record in dual meets. In the MIAC he has had one championship R.B.I, of the season. Center fielder John team, 10 runner-ups and 12 third place teams. That means that 23 out of 30 years Stearns picked up a pair of hits and an his team has been one of the top three in the conference. Not bad for an ex-basketball R.B.I. player. Ray Brekke went all the way on the S.A.D.D Finn has been quite a wrestling coach. He is more than that, and Concordia is lucky mound, giving up four runs on seven hits to not be losing him in some of his other capacities. and four errors. Brekke walked two while striking out eight. He has been an assistant football coach (coaching the secondary) longer than he has been a wrestling coach. "Ray looked good for his first outing," Spring has sprung commented Coach Bucky Burgau Head football coach Jim Christopherson commented about the secondary. In the second game Concordia avenged the grass has ris "Our secondary is one of the best coached areas of our football team. Regardless the earlier loss by topping Northern 11-3. of the talent our secondary is always well-drilled and a sound unit of the team. The Cobbers started the scoring right away in the first inning by picking up a "Finn does an outstanding teaching job on the field and feel that is representative quick two runs. In the second the Cobs where last year's of his excellent teaching in the classroom." picked up four more. Two in the fourth and three in the fifth rounded out the scoring Athletic Director Armin Pipho noted that "Finn has given excellent leadership, he has for the Cobbers. Drunk driver is. never put himself in the limelight but that doesn't mean he hasn't dedicated himself...talk to an alumnus who wrestled for Finn and he would say that Finn helped him become Todd Larson ted the Cobs in hitting with a good person as well as a good wrestler." three hits including a tripte in the fifth inning. Tim Anderson, Mark Rice, and Please don't drive drunk. That's probably because Finn is a good person himself. I've had the privilege of getting Steve Rohloff picked up two hits each. to know him this year and I've found that he is one of the best teachers in the physical Rohloff got the Cobbers only homerun of education department. the weekend in the fourth inning when, with one out, he hit a ball to the outfield Dinner Specials 4-11 p.m. Mon.-Thurs, At 62, Finn is still physically fit. More physically fit than many students on campus, the outfielder-realized he couldn't catch it. Have I 'm sure. You can see him running in the fieldhouse everyday. Deciding to hang back and play it on the Gotta Deal! Bonnie & Clyde Prime Rib bounce all he could do however was "If you're going to be in coaching, you have to ba a role model," says Finn, "It's im- watch it as it bounced over his head and Mon.: Spaghetti & Meatballs $4.25 portant to me to exercise and stay fit." Rohloff circled the bases for an inside the Snuggle Buggy $5.95 park round-tripper. Tues.: Lasagna $5.95 Finn is an excellent role model, even if he has kept himself out of the limelight as Dr. Stuffed Pork Chop $6.95 Pipho suggested. Finn is someone who deserves the limelight. Junior Doug Kovash picked up the win for Wed.: Rigatoni $5.95 the Cobbers. Kovash gave up three runs BBQ Ribs $6.95 An era has ended, but whenever somebody talks about the Concordia wrestling team, on nine hits. Finn will be part of it, much like Jake Christiansen is stilt part of Concordia football. Thurs.: Veal Parmigiano $5.95 Marco Polo $7.95 Jake got a stadium named after him. Finn may never get a field or building named On Saturday the Cobbers opponent was after him, but he deserves it. the Bulldogs of the University of Sat. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. ' Minnesota—Duluth. The Cobbers swept All-U-Can Eat Spaghetti $2.35 Yes, an era has ended, but Finn Grinaker will be part of Concordia wrestling forever. the double-header. In the first game the Cobbers scored first getting all their four runs in the top of the third. After walks to shortstop Joel Smith and Kent Kuball, For those of you sports fans who seldom, if ever, read anything other than Words of Steve Rohloff followed with a double. The EAST Sunday 4-10 p.m. special Wammer, and maybe the rest of the sports pages, I urge you to read PhiloFossically Cobbers then got three consecutive RESTAURANT and LOUNGE Spaghetti With Mushrooms $4.50 Speaking this week, as Chris Foss has an excellent column concerning the national singles from John Stearns, John Riewer, pastime. and Greg Toivonen. > Dial 233-1326 Regular Menu Highway 75 South — Moorhead Pago 10 Concordian, March 29, 1985 Classifieds Player Apartment (or Rent: Large unit Getting Engaged? We cut GOVERNMENT JOBS. 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Specialized Framesets Components Sekai Fuji Torelli Raleigh Concordian, March 29, 1985 Page 11 Soccer club victorious in season finale by Dave Husker managed to score, but that was all the cellent tactic," as long as there was a teamwork too." Fargo JCs for third place in the FM Soc- Cobbers needed in the 3-2 victory. defensive man behind him to protect the Sunday afternoon Fred Hausmann strolled cer Association's Indoor Tournament. goal. Bernard insisted that "it's not Co-captain Rod McCutcheon said that he into Livedalen's lounge where he was sur- One of the most interesting aspects of the madness or anything," although he did has been "pleased with the year. We were prised to find his teammates gathering for The JCs scored first to take the early lead game was the play of substitute goalie admit that "it may have looked funny." lacking experience. And playing without the trip to play their last soccer game of before Fred responded with his first goal Bernard Maucort. Breaking away from a coach. I was pleased with third place." the indoor season. of the afternoon. Greg Hanson shot in a tradition. Bernard would bring the ball up Other members of the team varied in second goal to give Concordia a 2-1 lead. himself if no one was open for a pass. On opinion from "I thought it was funny," to When the club won an outdoor tourna- "What are you guys doing here?" asked The JCs were able to put in their final goal one occasion, Bernard not only took the "I couldn't believe he did such a crazy ment earlier this season, they donated the the dazzled Fred. "I thought I overslept to close the half with a tie. ball the length of the field, but shot at the thing." trophy to Mrs. Dovre. The players have not and you guys left without me." Fred opposite goal as well. decided yet what to do with their second grabbed a sandwich, changed clothes, Both teams played tough defense in the Steen Gilbertson commented, "f thought trophy. and led the club to a 3-2 victory over the second half. Fred was the only player who Bernard defended the play as "an ex- we played like it was the last game. We played good enough to beat the JCs and The club is currently making plans to play that was about it." m another outdoor tournament with teams representing Augustana, Gustavus, MSU, Bprn Borge added, "We did win. That has NDSU, and some other colleges. been a sign of our team all year. To win you must have some luck and we have For now the club plans to keep practicing been lucky. Although, it has taken skill and to stay in shape. ONE ACT PLAY AUDITIONS Saturday, March 30th 1—3 p.m. . Lab Theatre For more information call 299-3820 SPECIAL NEW CAR PRICES AND FINANCING FOR GRADUATING SENIORS s Special graduate marketing strategy from Ford and Wallwork offers unique opportunity to The Concordia men's soccer club finished its indoor season by beating JC 3-2 last Sunday. drive now and pay later. The team finished with a 6-3-1 record. The squad members are pictured above. Row 1: John Eidum; Row 2: Khalid Yaakoub, Rod McCutcheon, Jon Fuglestad, Knut Kummeneje, Scott Lar- son, Don Xaba; Row 3: Bjorn Berge, Bernard Maucort, Fred Hausmann, Steen Gilbertson, Gregg Call Russ Howard, Sales Manager, «> Heppner, Greg Hanson, Randy McCutcheon. 282-2350 for details

Jim Meier, Director of Residential Life, and the professional residential hall staff are pleased to announce the selection of the following students as Residence Hall Staff for the 1985-86 academic year! Bishop Whipvle Brown Erickson Fjelstad Halktt Hoyum Livedalen Park Region Manager Managers Manager Manager Manager Manager Manager Manager Jo Anne Johnson Sandy Carlson Mike Andring Karen Hofstad Gale Guntcr Ellen Finer Jeff Horn Koni Vollman Joruthon Steinwand RAs RAs. RAs RAs RAs CoRA RAs Kristi Bummer CoRAs Silas Danielson Rachel Hanson Amy Johnson Lorcnc Stentoft John Stromvoll Rachel Bcrtilrud Kim Segovia Sue Pagel Jeff Crasto Katie Klaustermeier Linda McClora Pam Weller Lancll Borchcrt Beth Vitalis Paul Krocning Nancy Olson Solvcig Roverud Sherry Holtz RAs Dcnise Halvorson Tone Kristiansen Doug Wanous Kari Bjerkness Julia Ronningen Stephanie Hutton Tom Strasburg Pam Larson hoystai Carolyn Kramer Brian Stubbs Anna Griffin Jo Dec Jacobson Pat Trutna Todd Nelsen Michelle Pacquette Amy Getter Rodger Taylor Maribcth Olson Sue Leegard Missy Holm Jon Fcnno Cory Weiscnbcrger CuKAt Barb Nudell Dan Woodwick Sue West Nora Markestad Bruce Messclt Kim Krohn Linda Bata ARAs Bruce Johnson ARAs Andrea Syltic Phil Coen ARAs Staccy Nelson ARAs ARAs Enrol Schocnfish Heather Hciting Randy Curtis s Todd Witt Karsten Anderson Crctchen Furc Sandy Wolf JoAnn Amdtson Karen Hanson Buck Brodin Eric Zieglcr Scott Oeffling Heidi Ertman Sara Swenson Susan Caine RAs Daidrc Larson Tom Madton Thaddeus HolmquUt Eric Holland Sonya Irene Becky Knutson Sonya Neshcim Jim Cox Julie Mcrkcr Scott Ycttcr Dave Otto Alisa Catlcttc,. Lisa Warnc Sarah Steinwand John Olson Sandra Rethwlsch Jan Olstad Debbie Schcnck Anne Larson Phil Assis Kari Tcslow Brian BccWc Ann Finseth Sally Smith Ron Hucsman Steve Krogh Kim Johnson JoAnn Stentoft Scott Wilson Steve Schaefer Worldwatch Page 12 Concordian, March 29, 1985

The worst smog alarm in West German Airline plane m Reno, Nev. happened so been filed here in the United States and tion, had any children or have any plans history was issued by Dortmund quickly that nothing could have prevented several are pending in other countries. to marry before the end of her reign." by Daniel Murray authorities m early January. Citizens were it. The pilot reported that ".-.we have a Two main problems in such a legal case forbidden to drive their cars, factories were heavy vibration " The pilot apparently are proving negligence on the part of the A recent survey, as a part of "The Second shut down by order of the government, never gave up the battle to keep the plane doctor, hospital or blood bank and also Goals for Our President Contest," shows children and elderly people were re- up. The cause of that crash, which killed of getting the case to court before the pa- March 19. 1985, will be a sad day to the concerns among our schoolchildren. quested to remain indoors and area 70 of 71 passengers is still unknown. tient dies of the terminal disease. remember in our history books. Sinbad, Forty percent of the children said that hospitals stockpiled their resources of par- the oldest living male gorilla in captivity, elimination of the threat of nuclear war ticle masks. As some Germans reported, died on this day at the.Lincoln Park Zoo should be utmost on President Reagan's one couln't tell the difference between in Chicago, III. Smbad's age. not exactly list. 13 percent said that President Reagan night and day Mr. Bruce Loker of Sydney. Australia, has In Georgia, a student newspaper has known, was approximately that of a should help the poor first and 12 percent taken legal action against St. Vincents decided to protest the Miss Georgia col- human in their 70s. said the problem of drugs among young Hospital of Sydney and also the NSW lege scholarship pageant in a new fashion; people should be first on the President's (New South Wales) blood bank for they entered their own contestant, a piece list. In Norway, the espionage trial of Arne negligence. Loker claims that, due to their of roast sirloin. Among the rules being pro- Treholt has finally come to court. Treholt negligence, he has attracted the terminal tested are "contestant must not have been Thanks Dan! is accused of spying against NATO for the disease AIDS. Eight such claims have married, lived with a male, had an abor- Soviet KGB and the Iraqi government. This Fela Anikulapo Kuti, the popular Nigerian case is of such importance that every musician and attempted Presidential can- major news service in the world is being Calendar of Events Theatre didate, has been arrested in that country represented, even the Soviet news agency Friday. March 29 for currency trafficking. He was arrested Tass. l( convicted. Treholt can be 9:50 a.m. Student Chapel: Andrea Buenting Monday, April 1 while departing with his 40-member band sentenced for up to 21 years in prison. 6 p.m. Concordia Gaming Association, 9:50 a.m. Chapel: Stations of the Cross for a concert tour in the United States with Library 307 6:30 p.m. Health Issues, Ivers 292-LBA the sum of $2,000 in his possession. This 6:30 p.m. Fellowship, Frida Niisen Lounge 7 p.m. AMS Meeting, Science 386 is 40 times the legal limit to be earned by 7:30 p.m. Tae Kwon Do, North Gym 7:30 p.m. Tae Kwon Do, North Gym any citizen. Heavy fighting by anti-Afghan Govern- 8 p.m. Concordia Theatre: "Dark of the ment rebels have forced Soviet troops to Moon," Francis Frazier Cosmstock Tuesday, April '<. start a new airborne assault against the city Theatre 9:50 a.m. Chapel: Tenebrae , of Chamkam. a city 100 kilometers 8:15 p.m. Faculty Recital: Susan Madson, 6:30 p.m. Tri-Coliege Gaming Association, Not everything can be done in Hollywood, southeast of Kabul. The rebels are also soprano; Marianne Huttlin, clarinet; Library 406' at least not to the standards of NBC. Ac- reported to have fired 20 rockets at Dr. Mark Madson, piano and Alan 7 p.m. Bible Study with Rev. Grimstad. cording to the German magazine Der. Government-held bases. 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