The Simpsons “Insert Title Here” By Jonathan G. Cohen WGAw Registered 06/06/2003 1770 East 54th Street Brooklyn, NY 11234 (718)252-2553
[email protected] 2. “INSERT TITLE HERE” ACT ONE FADE IN: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - EVENING WIDE ON HOUSE to establish. Marge opens the front door from within. MARGE Kids! It’s time for family night! Bart and Lisa run inside. Homer and Millhouse approach Marge. HOMER (whining) But Marge, the 10th graders down the block are binge drinking. MARGE I said if I caught you with those 10th graders again that you couldn’t hang out with each other anymore. MILLHOUSE (makes a whipping hand motion, cracking noise) HOMER At least I’m getting some. MILLHOUSE Can I come too? HOMER Family night is for people with families. Children with divorced parents don’t have families. MARGE You’re a bad influence, stay away from my husband. Homer steps inside, Marge shuts the door. ANGLE MILLHOUSE. He is puzzled, a twizzler hangs from his mouth. INT. SIMPSON LIVING ROOM The Simpson family is sitting on the couch. Homer is overly reclined, Bart sinks into the couch. 3. BART Ah, TV Night. What better way to spend time with each other than to not speak at all. HOMER Agreed. Homer lifts Lisa from the couch and places her on his stomach to weigh it down. ANGLE TV SCREEN - CONTINUOUS - The “FOX” emblem rapidly approaches from a vanishing point against a pink background. TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.) Tonight, on “Surprise! Hidden Web-Cam Pornography”. A “Surprise! Hidden Web-Cam Pornography” banner replaces the “FOX” emblem.