Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO
Sun Apr 1, 2012
06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G
The Duchess Assignment Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.
07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
07:00 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Never Cry Taz/Bully For Bull
he platypus Brothers lose Taz in their own cluttered home.
07:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Smurf Odyssey -2/ A Fish Called Snappy
Snappy gets turned into a fish when he upsets a water sprite.
08:00 THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW Repeat WS G
Best Friends
Bugs Bunny and his best friend, Daffy Duck Their larger than life personalities offer an irreverent, comical take on everyday situations, whether wreaking havoc at the grocery store, the DMV or in the suburban neighbourhood they share with the rest of their Looney Tunes friends.
08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
There's No Place Like Gnome/ Hot Spring Fever
Edward gets bit by a wood gnome, and he discovers that this is no little mosquito bite!
09:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
Camp Samson/ Beany Weenies
Lazlo wants everyone to stop showering and get stinky, but Samson's anal -retentive ways stop his "dirty" plan.
09:30 YOUNG JUSTICE WS PG
Terrors To determine who is bringing a group of ice-based villains together in one place, Batman has Miss Martian and Superboy go undercover at Belle Reve Penitentiary, posing as twin teen villains, to find out what's going on.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD WS PG
Crisis: 22,300 Miles Above the Earth While the Justice Society is visiting the Justice League for the first time, Batman is in Asia infiltrating a secret fortress where Ra's Al Ghul is plotting a new scheme for world domination.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:30 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Repeat WS PG
Where The Magic Happen Hot on Aggregor's trail, Ben and company wind up in a magical realm where they must rely on Charmcaster for help.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
11:00 SCOOBY DOO IN ARABIAN NIGHTS 1994 Repeat WS G
Scooby Doo In Arabian Nights
Spineless sleuth Scooby-Doo and his pal Shaggy wind up in the midst of a trio of Middle Eastern tales based on The Arabian Nights. Yogi Bear and Boo Boo find a magic lamp in "Alliyah-Din and His Magic Lamp," Magilla Gorilla stars in a new take on "Sinbad," and Shaggy and Scooby give up their mystery solving to become storytellers for a cantankerous caliph in "Scheherezade."
12:30 ECLIPSE WS TB
James Kerley and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions. 13:00 RENAULT BEACH VOLLEYBALL WS NA
This summer The Renault National Beach Volleyball Series hits the beaches, ending a four year absence of professional beach volleyball, launching a bigger and better schedule with eight rounds on Australia s most iconic beaches including Surfers Paradise, St Kilda, Scarborough and Manly.
13:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
Clara conjures up a newspaper that reports that Larry Tate broke his leg on the honeymoon trip they were currently on. The Stevens then become a bother on their vacation trying to protect Larry. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
14:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Nobody But A Frog Knows How To Live A man keeps following Samantha and wants her to turn him back into a frog. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Wonder Woman Mike finally finds the perfect woman in Laurie. Carter and Stuart try to find out what James does during his lunch hour, so they decide to follow him.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
15:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Goodbye Girl Michael tries to dissuade the Mayor from a relationship with a younger woman. Meanwhile, Paul is acting as Michael's assistant, and enjoying it so much that he can't bring himself to hire the best candidate for the job.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
15:30 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the world s largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.
16:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Diplomats Club After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport club, but his assistant makes the trip a nightmare. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
17:00 BACHELOR PAD WS PG This week, lips will lock and there will be overnight dates in Sin City (Las Vegas). Plus, there's a high-speed chase for immunity and another dreaded elimination.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
19:00 THE MIDDLE Captioned WS PG
The Sit Down Axl, Sue and Brick call a sit down meeting with Frankie and Mike and ask to be given the chance to do what they're supposed to do -- without being harassed by their parents.
Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Charlie Mcdermott
19:30 SUBURGATORY Repeat WS PG
Pilot
Manicured lawns, cookie-cutter homes, big lips, little nose jobs and synchronized sprinkler systems. Welcome to the suburbs, heaven for many. But for one teenage transplant from New York City, the suburbs represent her unique version of hell. With her motorcycle boots and oversized backpack, 16-year-old Tessa is perfectly at ease navigating the urban jungle she grew up in. So when her dad, George, a handsome architect in his late 30s, relocates her to greener pastures, Tessa goes into culture shock. Forget purgatory -- this is suburgatory.
Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Jane Levy, Carly Chaikin
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:00 SUBURGATORY Repeat WS PG
The Barbeque Tessa is horrified when she finds herself unexpectedly attracted to her exact opposite, her jock suburban neighbour, and George is pressured by the town to throw the perfect barbecue.
Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Jane Levy, Carly Chaikin 20:30 SUBURGATORY Repeat WS PG
The Chatterer
George joins the PTA and quickly becomes well-liked by the other moms, but in the process former PTA queen bee Sheila Shay starts to feel threatened. Meanwhile Tessa joins the school newspaper and helps Malik revamp it into a tabloid-style paper.
Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Jane Levy, Carly Chaikin
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:00 SUBURGATORY Repeat WS PG
Don't Call Me Shirley
Tessa is excited to see some action in the suburbs when Sheila Shay's Shirley Temple doll collection is stolen, but not so thrilled at the consequences -- Dallas and Dalia are afraid of being burglarized so they crash at the Altmans'.
Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Jane Levy, Carly Chaikin
21:30 WHITE CHICKS 2004 Captioned Repeat WS M
White Chicks
What happens when two fumbling FBI agents disguise themselves as mega-rich princesses to infiltrate high society? Snap! It's frantic antics and non-stop hilarity as the brothers go from hardened agents to haute couture.
Starring: Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Jaime King
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Violence, Drug References
23:50 HUMAN TARGET WS M
The Wife's Tale
One of Christopher's old contacts tells him that the wife of a man he killed is being stalked by an assassin.
Starring: Mark Valley, Chi Mcbride, Janet Montgomery
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
00:50 FUR TV Repeat WS MA
Fist of Fur/Get Mervin
There's a cage rage at Furry Towers as the puppets take on a fighter called "The Killer".
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Frequent Coarse Language
01:10 FUR TV Repeat WS MA
Merverella When Mervin is whacked on the side of the head, he is transported to a "Puppetz 'n' the Hood" style fantasy land in the series finale of 'Fur TV'.
Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Training Day
Did the Deputies survive their horrible taco stand accident? Find out in the season six premiere.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
A Night At The Plaza
As Jack asks that everyone butt out of his pending divorce, Maya uses the break up as a wake up call for her relationship with Elliott.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni 04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Guess Who's Not Going to the Luau? Peterson's Poi Juice is giving away a trip to Hawaii and Arnold Ziffel is chosen as the winner. When the ad agency rep meets Arnold and discovers he's not a human, he tries to disqualify the swine.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Rummage Sale The Douglases are asked to donate old clothing to a charity rummage sale. Lisa is glad to give away Oliver's entire wardrobe, but can't part with any of her dresses.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Buffalo Convention
Wilma's talking bird is silent until lodge brothers Fred and Barney start planning a secret outing. Mon Apr 2, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Happy Birthday Yasmin Sasha decides to leave the Bratz to pursue a modeling career in New York City. The rest of the Bratz reminisce about all their fun with Sasha, and Sasha overhears them mourning her impending departure.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Never Cry Taz/Bully For Bull
he platypus Brothers lose Taz in their own cluttered home.
07:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG
The Team Unites Five Teenagers are asked to help save the world by a weird being called Zoltar after they fend off a bunch of Bullies at a local Bowling Alley.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
07:30 WINX CLUB TB
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Fool's Gold
Grandpa Max brings Ben and co. to a small town that enjoys its visits from gold-pooping aliens.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Smurf Odyssey -2/ A Fish Called Snappy
Snappy gets turned into a fish when he upsets a water sprite.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Little Stranger
Fred frantically calls his overbearing mother-in-law when he thinks Wilma is expecting a baby.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master The Swinging Bachelor Jeannie mistakes the pretty caterer as the reason for a dinner party she was left out of. The guests enjoy a cake that reverts them to childhood. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Eb's Romance Eb announces his engagement to Loreli Appleby, a girl he met the day before. In an attempt to impress his future father-in-law, Eb suceeds in destroying the farmer's cabbage crop.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Hail to the Fire Chief Scheming to get Oliver to pay his way to a convention, Fire Chief Joe Carson appoints him as his assistant. Instead, Oliver finds the Hooterville Fire Department to be inept and ill-prepared.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the world s largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
How To Fail In Business With All Kinds Of Help Darrin looses an account when he thinks his client Madame Maruska is Endora trying to help his career. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Paul Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Mayor asks Mike to act as his divorce lawyer, but Mike finds himself attracted to his opponent, Laurie Parres. Meanwhile, the press thinks Paul has suffered a nervous breakdown, so Mike enlists a psychiatrist to pronounce him sane. But his plans go awry when the doctor unexpectedly commits Paul to an institution.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Diplomats Club After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport club, but his assistant makes the trip a nightmare. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
The Kibbutz
Mr. Sheffield decides to send Maggie off to a convent in Switzerland and wants Fran to tell her the news.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Mum's The Word
Nina starts dating a popular TV star, only to find that he lives with an overbearing mother; an undisclosed prison record keeps Elliott from voting.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat TB
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Simple
Ben and Co. travel to an alien world and try to stop an on-going war. Featuring Ben's newest alien, Lodestar!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Porn In The U.S.A.
When Mike's new girlfriend, Laurie, bonds with Nikki, Mike has to compete with his own staffer for Laurie's attention and free time. Meanwhile, Paul's bombshell Mum dazzles his co-workers when she visits the office; and the Mayor is in a mess over an X-rated video.
Starring: Raquel Welch, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master The Swinging Bachelor Jeannie mistakes the pretty caterer as the reason for a dinner party she was left out of. The guests enjoy a cake that reverts them to childhood. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
Clara conjures up a newspaper that reports that Larry Tate broke his leg on the honeymoon trip they were currently on. The Stevens then become a bother on their vacation trying to protect Larry. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Diplomats Club After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport club, but his assistant makes the trip a nightmare. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Pilot
What do you get when a skirt chasing bachelor, his brother, and his 10 year old nephew end up living under the one roof? A comedy that will bring the house down! Charlie Sheen stars as a jingle writer whose bachelor lifestyle is abruptly altered when his brother Alan and nephew Jake move into his Malibu beach house.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:00 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Captioned WS G
Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.
19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG
Hammond finds out if Volkswagen has improved its second generation Touareg 4x4 by taking it to Sweden for a race against some hardcore snowmobilers. May is in Germany attempting to break his personal speed record in a brand new, even more powerful version of the amazing Bugatti Veyron. Guest star Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz.
20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Charlie Harper's funeral attracts all of the women in his life that he wronged. Alan is in a pickle since Charlie's house must be sold but in a twist of fate, he meets a rich new friend that has more in common with Charlie than Alan originally thought.
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M
People Who Love Peepholes
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:30 THE WHOLE TEN YARDS 2004 WS M
The Whole Ten Yards Jimmy the Tulip's quiet new life is shaken up by his old pal Oz, whose wife has been kidnapped by a Hungarian mob. Turning to Tulip and his wife Jill for help, the pair spring into action.
Starring: Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Natasha Henstridge
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
23:40 CHUCK WS M
Chuck Versus The Pink Slip
Due to his inability to control his new Intersect abilities, Chuck is canned as a spy. Worse, Sarah breaks up with him. Chuck vows to get his life back and tries to help his former teammates on their newest mission, only to mess up.
Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Joshua Gomez, Ryan McPartlin
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
00:40 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
01:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Extradition to Thailand! When a suspected criminal turns himself in, the deputies get a free extradition vacation to Thailand. Guest starring Patton Oswalt.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Digging with the Murderer
Lt. Dangle and Williams haggle with a convicted serial killer to get him to show them where he buried his victims.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language 02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Mum's The Word
Nina starts dating a popular TV star, only to find that he lives with an overbearing mother; an undisclosed prison record keeps Elliott from voting.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Eb's Romance Eb announces his engagement to Loreli Appleby, a girl he met the day before. In an attempt to impress his future father-in-law, Eb suceeds in destroying the farmer's cabbage crop.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Hail to the Fire Chief Scheming to get Oliver to pay his way to a convention, Fire Chief Joe Carson appoints him as his assistant. Instead, Oliver finds the Hooterville Fire Department to be inept and ill-prepared.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Little Stranger
Fred frantically calls his overbearing mother-in-law when he thinks Wilma is expecting a baby. Tue Apr 3, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Wilderness II Survivor The Bratz and the Tweevils make it to the Wilderness Hotel and engage in a grueling Survivor -like contest, with Byron as host. Burdine falls for Damon, a strapping wilderness guy who coaches her in outdoor sports.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Of Bushrats And Hugh
Hugh and Taz declare war on the Bushrats when they discover the little band stealing Hugh's prized oranges.
07:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG
Deal With a Nighlok The Blue and Pink Ranger fend off an evil Nighlok that is forcing a young boy to give up his dream of playing baseball.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
07:30 WINX CLUB TB
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Simple
Ben and Co. travel to an alien world and try to stop an on-going war. Featuring Ben's newest alien, Lodestar!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Fortune Cookie / Imperial Panda-Monium
Jokey puts some fortunes of his own into some cookies.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Baby Barney
Barney agrees to help Fred impress a rich uncle by disguising himself as a baby.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
The Mod Party Tony and Roger makes up excuses to get out of a meeting with Dr. Bellows to attend a Mod Party. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Candidate Fed up with the lousy condition of the Hooterville highway, Oliver launches an attack on their beloved state district representative, Ben Hanks.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Handy Lessons Wanting to be a bigger help to Oliver, Lisa decides to learn carpentry. She buys overalls and begins to study the craft from the inept Monroe brothers.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG
Dancing In The Dark The lonely widow of a Baseball Hall of Fame is blackmailed after a short affair with a gigolo and Charlie's Angels are called in to investigate. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
Clara conjures up a newspaper that reports that Larry Tate broke his leg on the honeymoon trip they were currently on. The Stevens then become a bother on their vacation trying to protect Larry. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Porn In The U.S.A.
When Mike's new girlfriend, Laurie, bonds with Nikki, Mike has to compete with his own staffer for Laurie's attention and free time. Meanwhile, Paul's bombshell Mum dazzles his co-workers when she visits the office; and the Mayor is in a mess over an X-rated video.
Starring: Raquel Welch, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Understudy George and Jerry are suspected, by the cast and Kramer, of deliberately injuring Bette Midler during a softball game. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
An Offer She Can't Refuse
Fran gets a date with a guy named Tony Tattori, who later she discovers to be in the mob.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Donnie Returns When his conniving brother Donnie suddenly returns, Maya warns Elliott to be careful of being conned into giving him money.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat TB
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Don't Fear The Repo
The original owner of Julie's alien-dog, Ship, sends two ultra-violent bounty hunters to get him back.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Wonder Woman Mike finally finds the perfect woman in Laurie. Carter and Stuart try to find out what James does during his lunch hour, so they decide to follow him.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
The Mod Party Tony and Roger makes up excuses to get out of a meeting with Dr. Bellows to attend a Mod Party. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Nobody But A Frog Knows How To Live A man keeps following Samantha and wants her to turn him back into a frog. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Understudy George and Jerry are suspected, by the cast and Kramer, of deliberately injuring Bette Midler during a softball game. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Big Flappy Bastards Disobeying Charlie's orders, Jake continues to feed the seagulls with disastrous consequences. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:00 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Captioned WS PG
Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.
19:30 THE BACHELOR WS TB In the season premiere, new Bachelor and fan favorite Ben Flajnik, the 29-year-old winemaker from Sonoma, California, meets 25 potential soul mates and gets another shot at love.
21:30 BASIC INSTINCT 1992 Repeat WS AV
Basic Instinct
San Francisco detective Nick Curran is investigating the murder of a once-celebrated rock star. As Nick digs into the case, he becomes entangled in a deadly affair involving three intriguing women, each with an unexpected motive for the crime. Catherine Tramell is a fast living novelist whose fictional murders have a strange way of coming true. Roxy is Catherine's street-wise provocative girlfriend. Dr. Beth Garner is a police psychologist counselling Nick. Seduced by Catherine, he is drawn into a maze of mind games and murder.
Starring: Michael Douglas, Sharon Stone, George Dzundza, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Denis Arndt, Dorothy Malone, Leilani Sarelle
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Strong Sex Scenes, Frequent Coarse Language, Nudity
00:00 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
00:30 LADETTE TO LADY USA Repeat WS MA
Assessment and Appearance Twelve rude and crude bad girls are sent to finishing school in England for a chance to transform their lives and win a $100,000 trust.
Cons.Advice: Very Coarse Language, Sexual References
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Dangle s Murder Mystery (Part 1) Lt. Dangle decides to host a murder mystery dinner, inviting his ex-wife, her ex-fiancé, and her new fiancé. What could possibly go wrong? Guest starring Rachel Harris and Scott Thompson.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Donnie Returns When his conniving brother Donnie suddenly returns, Maya warns Elliott to be careful of being conned into giving him money.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Candidate Fed up with the lousy condition of the Hooterville highway, Oliver launches an attack on their beloved state district representative, Ben Hanks.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester 05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Handy Lessons Wanting to be a bigger help to Oliver, Lisa decides to learn carpentry. She buys overalls and begins to study the craft from the inept Monroe brothers.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Baby Barney
Barney agrees to help Fred impress a rich uncle by disguising himself as a baby. Wed Apr 4, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Wilderness III To Catch a Thief While still at the Spa, the Bratz try to discover the identity of a mysterious cat burglar who s been stealing jewels from the hotel s guests.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Merit Badgered
Mom and Dad cox a reluctant Taz to watch over Jake, who is camping to earn a Bandicoot Scout badge.
07:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG
Day Off Despite Master Ji's insistence that he take a day off, Jayden becomes consumed with perfecting a new samurai power disc.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
07:30 WINX CLUB TB
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Don't Fear The Repo
The original owner of Julie's alien-dog, Ship, sends two ultra-violent bounty hunters to get him back.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Imperial Panda-Monium / Smurfette's Green Thumb The Smurfs must rescue a child emperor from the clutches of Gargamel's ancient Chinese self when he plans on taking over the throne.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Hawaiian Escapade
Wilma and Betty win a men-only contest offering a trip for two to Rockiki Beach.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Fly Me To The Moon
Jeannie decides to turn a NASA space chimp into a human. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
A Husband For Eleanor
Oliver plans to leave Eleanor with Mr. Cowan's bull Dudley so she'll birth a calf and start giving milk again. However, Lisa complicates matters when she wants to make sure Eleanor has a good "husband" with bright prospects.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Old Mail Day
It's "Old Mail Day" and Sam Drucker hands out letters that have gotten misplaced in his post office. Having learned nothing from his previous letter-writing fiascos, an upset Oliver complains to the Postmaster General for delivery service.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG
I Will Be Remembered Aging actress Gloria Gibson seems to be losing her mind, reliving death scenes from her old movies. Charlie's Angels enter the case. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Nobody But A Frog Knows How To Live A man keeps following Samantha and wants her to turn him back into a frog. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Wonder Woman Mike finally finds the perfect woman in Laurie. Carter and Stuart try to find out what James does during his lunch hour, so they decide to follow him.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
Highlights Of 100 - Part 1 Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing". Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
Fashion Show
Mr Sheffield rushes Fran to get ready because they're late for a premiere.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Choosing To Be Super
Maya's high school best friend offers to make amends for having falsely accused her of selling out some classmates fifteen years ago.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat TB
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Single Handed
Ben gets his Omnitrix hand lopped off, by the axe-wielding alien, Sunder!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Goodbye Girl Michael tries to dissuade the Mayor from a relationship with a younger woman. Meanwhile, Paul is acting as Michael's assistant, and enjoying it so much that he can't bring himself to hire the best candidate for the job.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Fly Me To The Moon
Jeannie decides to turn a NASA space chimp into a human. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
There's Gold In Them Thar Pills Darrin and Larry try to get Doctor Bombay to market his magical miracle cold cure. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
Highlights Of 100 - Part 1 Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing". Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell When Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to the pub and getting him totally drunk.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:00 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Captioned WS PG
Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.
19:30 THE BACHELOR WS TB The 18 remaining bachelorettes travel to the lush vineyards of Ben's hometown of Sonoma, California. Tears flow as the bachelorettes engage in cat fights for Ben's attention.
21:30 BE COOL 2005 Captioned Repeat WS M
Be Cool
John Travolta returns as Chili Palmer in the star studded sequel to the original comedy smash Get Shorty. Chili abandons the fickle movie business to bring his signature brand of wise-guy skills and tactics to the music industry as he dodges Russian mobsters and gangster rappers to bring a feisty young singer he has taken under his wing to the stage.
Starring: Danny De Vito, John Travolta, Uma Thurman, The Roch, Vince Vaughn
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language
00:00 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
00:30 LADETTE TO LADY USA Repeat WS MA
Etiquette
The ladies face serious repercussions after abusing a wine-tasting lesson.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Dangle s Murder Mystery (Part 2) The deputies struggle to solve a real murder at Dangle s murder mystery dinner party. Guest starring Rachel Harris & Scott Thompson.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Choosing To Be Super
Maya's high school best friend offers to make amends for having falsely accused her of selling out some classmates fifteen years ago.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
A Husband For Eleanor
Oliver plans to leave Eleanor with Mr. Cowan's bull Dudley so she'll birth a calf and start giving milk again. However, Lisa complicates matters when she wants to make sure Eleanor has a good "husband" with bright prospects.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester 05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Old Mail Day
It's "Old Mail Day" and Sam Drucker hands out letters that have gotten misplaced in his post office. Having learned nothing from his previous letter-writing fiascos, an upset Oliver complains to the Postmaster General for delivery service.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Hawaiian Escapade
Wilma and Betty win a men-only contest offering a trip for two to Rockiki Beach. Thu Apr 5, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Cinderella As Cloe cleans her closet out, the Bratz discover a favorite childhood book Cinderella. Yasmin reads it out loud and we see the story of Cinderella, featuring Yasmin playing the character of Cinderella.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Wacky Wombay/Molly's Folly
A wombat named Willy tries to become a regular performer on the Taz-Mania series by befriending Taz.
07:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG
Sticks & Stones
An evil Nighlok with the ability to insult people wrecks havoc on the city and the Power Rangers.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
07:30 WINX CLUB TB
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Single Handed
Ben gets his Omnitrix hand lopped off, by the axe-wielding alien, Sunder!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Hefty Sees a Serpent / Phantom Bagpiper Nobody believes Hefty when he tells the other Smurfs of a huge serpent until Gargamel's Scottish counterpart captures them.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Ladies Day
To be admitted to the ball game for free on Ladies' Day, Fred masquerades as Barney's date.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Jeannie Or The Tiger Jeannie's sister shows up for the first time trapping her sister in her bottle and plotting to steal her master. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Agricultural Student
The Agricultural Department is sending a student to learn the ropes from Hank Kimball. When "Terry" turns out to be a gorgeous, blonde co-ed, the men of Hooterville line up at the Douglases' farm to take her to the barn dance.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
How Hooterville was Floundered After Joe Carson quits as head of the Hooterville centennial celebration, Oliver gets the job. His idea is to stage a re-enactment of the town's founding starring he and Lisa as Horace and Doris Hooter.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG
Angels At Sea In a series of accidents aboard a cruise ship, a young honeymooning couple is murdered. Charlie's Angels join the trip to investigate. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
There's Gold In Them Thar Pills Darrin and Larry try to get Doctor Bombay to market his magical miracle cold cure. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Goodbye Girl Michael tries to dissuade the Mayor from a relationship with a younger woman. Meanwhile, Paul is acting as Michael's assistant, and enjoying it so much that he can't bring himself to hire the best candidate for the job.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
Highlights Of 100 - Part 2 Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing". Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
Where's Fran When Fran catches Maggie smoking with her boyfriend, she pretends to smoke to Mr Sheffield to teach Maggie a lesson.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Brandi, You're A Fine Girl Finch discovers that his childhood best friend had a sex change; Elliott effort to stop Nina's mistreating a new assistant backfires
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat TB
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
If All Else Fails
The Highbreed are back, and Grandpa Max is now one of them!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Heat Of The Day Carter is arrested when he's mistaken for a mugger while jogging in Central Park. Paul becomes paranoid that he is a racist. James struggles to pull off a successful date with the new supply girl.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Jeannie Or The Tiger Jeannie's sister shows up for the first time trapping her sister in her bottle and plotting to steal her master. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Long Live The Queen Samantha is elected Queen of the Witches which causes problems with Darrin's marriage and household. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
Highlights Of 100 - Part 2 Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing". Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going To Take A Nap Charlie's long-term cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job and Charlie realises he can't function without her. Alan tries to take Berta's place but doesn't succeed, so Charlie sends him to lure her back.
Starring: Steven Tyler, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
19:00 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Captioned WS PG
Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.
19:30 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG
And The Pretty Problem Caroline enrols herself and Max in a cake-decorating class to increase their skill level and take their cupcake business to the next level.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
20:00 COMMUNITY PG
Biology 101 As the Greendale study group gathers in the library, they wonder whether they will see their old friend Pierce, who left the study group in a huff after last spring's paintball game.
Starring: Joel McHale, Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Donald Glover, Danny Pudi, Alison Brie, Ken Jeong
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Barbarian Sublimination Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and persistently pesters Sheldon for advice.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Griffin Equivalency Full of confidence following being named one of People's "30 to Watch Under 30", Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:30 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS M
Pilot
Outrageously crude waitress, Max meets her match when broke society princess, Caroline winds up landing a job at the same colourful Brooklyn diner. Striking an unlikely friendship, the pair hatches a plan to start their own business venture in a bid to rebuild Caroline s wealthy reputation and reinvent Max s broke, boring life.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
22:00 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS M
And The Break-Up Scene Caroline thinks she's doing Max a favour - but she is really stealing Max's thunder - when she takes it upon herself to facilitate Max's breakup with Robbie.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
22:30 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS M
And the Strokes Of Goodwill Max introduces Caroline to the art of thrift store shopping, which takes a dangerous turn when a battle erupts over a T-shirt.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language 23:00 SOUTH PARK MA
The Return of Chef Chef returns to town after joining a group called The Super Adventure Club. However, when he begins to express an interest in molesting children, the boys suspect that the club has brainwashed him.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References
23:30 ECLIPSE Repeat WS TB
James Kerley and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.
00:00 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
00:30 LADETTE TO LADY USA Repeat WS MA
Expanding Horizons
The ladies expand their horizons by attending a pheasant hunt and preparing a complex meal.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
We Don t Want the Pope
The Reno Sheriff's Department must give a tour of the city to the Pope's advance team.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Brandi, You're A Fine Girl Finch discovers that his childhood best friend had a sex change; Elliott effort to stop Nina's mistreating a new assistant backfires
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Agricultural Student
The Agricultural Department is sending a student to learn the ropes from Hank Kimball. When "Terry" turns out to be a gorgeous, blonde co-ed, the men of Hooterville line up at the Douglases' farm to take her to the barn dance.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
How Hooterville was Floundered After Joe Carson quits as head of the Hooterville centennial celebration, Oliver gets the job. His idea is to stage a re-enactment of the town's founding starring he and Lisa as Horace and Doris Hooter.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Ladies Day
To be admitted to the ball game for free on Ladies' Day, Fred masquerades as Barney's date. Fri Apr 6, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
New Kid in Town The Bratz are all ga-ga over Shane, the new kid in school. It turns out he s a total player who is dating many girls at one time and keeping a scoreboard in the locker room.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Devil Indemnity
After an accident puts Taz in traction, Mom disguises herself as Taz to do his job at the hotel.
07:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG
A Fish Out of Water While the other four Rangers are weakened by Yamiror and his nasty breath, Kevin sets out to capture the mighty Swordfish Zord.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
07:30 WINX CLUB TB
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
If All Else Fails
The Highbreed are back, and Grandpa Max is now one of them!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Jungle Jitterbugs / Phantom Bagpiper
Vanity's dancing feet help bring rain to a South American village.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Nothing But The Tooth
When Barney has a toothache, Fred decides to save money by pulling the tooth himself.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Greatest Con Artist In The World A con artist convinces Jeannie that a Hawaiian beach is covered in diamonds. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Blue Feather Lisa's superstitious nature gets the best of her when a blue feather arrives in the mail. She's convinced that Hungarian gypsies have placed a curse on her and she turns to Mr. Haney to "de-hexify" her.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving
After Oliver orders the Monroe brothers to finish work on the bedroom, they confess that they never got a building permit. Oliver storms off to get one himself, only to discover his barn is in Hooterville but his house is in Pixley.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the world s largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Long Live The Queen Samantha is elected Queen of the Witches which causes problems with Darrin's marriage and household. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Heat Of The Day Carter is arrested when he's mistaken for a mugger while jogging in Central Park. Paul becomes paranoid that he is a racist. James struggles to pull off a successful date with the new supply girl.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Face Painter
George and his girlfriend discuss toilet paper and he is in love. Elaine's boyfriend behaviour at a hockey game disturbs Jerry, Elaine and a passing priest. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
The Grandma's
Fran feels like Mr Sheffield's life is falling into a routine and needs a change.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
The First Thanksgiving Maya's carefully planned Thanksgiving Day dinner takes a turn for the worse when Jack ends up in bed with Elliott's mother.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
15:30 WINX CLUB Repeat TB
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
In Charm's Way
Gwen's old rival, Charmcaster, is back with a magical vengeance!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Radio Daze The Mayor agrees to a mock election with a deejay, in order to win the hearts and minds of the New Yorkers. Meanwhile, the women in the office vie to win the heart of the hunky water delivery man.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Greatest Con Artist In The World A con artist convinces Jeannie that a Hawaiian beach is covered in diamonds. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Toys In Babeland While off on an errand Endora bring one of Tabitha's toys to life to babysit her. Tabitha decides that all her toys should likewise come to life. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
18:00 SCOOBY DOO MEETS THE BOO 1987 Repeat G BROTHERS
Scooby Doo Meets the Boo Brothers
Shaggy, Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo go down South to collect Shaggy's inheritance from his Uncle Beauregard, but as they travel to Beauregard's run-down mansion, they soon encounter all sorts of spooks, scary skeletons and more. Hiring the bumbling, ghost-busting Boo Brothers, the trio tries to exterminate the menacing apparitions in this feature-length animated special. 19:50 THE ADDAMS FAMILY 1991 WS PG
The Addams Family Con artists plan to fleece the eccentric family using an accomplice who claims to be their long lost Uncle Fester.
Starring: Anjelica Houston, Raul Julia, Christopher Lloyd, Christina Ricci, Jimmy Workman
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Violence
22:00 SEMI PRO 2008 Captioned Repeat WS M
Semi Pro
Hilarious comedy starring Will Ferrell as Jackie Moon, who relishes his role as owner, coach and power forward for the Flint, Michigan Tropics of the ABA. But when the NBA announces a plan to merge with the ABA and only take with them the four teams with the best records, he decides to rally his motley team for an unlikely eleventh-hour pursuit of acceptance and glory.
Starring: Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson, Andre Benjamin, Maura Tierney
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
00:00 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
00:30 LADETTE TO LADY USA Repeat WS MA
Anger Management The ladies must learn to control their emotions in front of the board of trustees when their sordid pasts are revealed to everyone.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
01:30 UNDERCOVERS Repeat WS M
Xerxes
The Blooms try to recover a painting that's hiding a formula for a biological weapon. During the mission, Samantha must adopt her old cover and work with Steven's enemy, putting a strain on the couple's relationship.
Starring: Boris Kodjoe, Gerald Mcraney, Carter MacIntyre, Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
02:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Training Day
Did the Deputies survive their horrible taco stand accident? Find out in the season six premiere.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
03:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Extradition to Thailand! When a suspected criminal turns himself in, the deputies get a free extradition vacation to Thailand. Guest starring Patton Oswalt.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
03:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Digging with the Murderer
Lt. Dangle and Williams haggle with a convicted serial killer to get him to show them where he buried his victims.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
04:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Dangle s Murder Mystery (Part 1) Lt. Dangle decides to host a murder mystery dinner, inviting his ex-wife, her ex-fiancé, and her new fiancé. What could possibly go wrong? Guest starring Rachel Harris and Scott Thompson.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language
04:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Dangle s Murder Mystery (Part 2) The deputies struggle to solve a real murder at Dangle s murder mystery dinner party. Guest starring Rachel Harris & Scott Thompson.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language 05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Much Ado About Practically Nothing When Jade starts finding mysterious gifts on her desk at the magazine office, the Bratz search through their memories to figure out who might be leaving them.
05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G
A Puzzling Love Message In a Bottle - Fly Away, Christmas Cards!
Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Apr 7, 2012
06:00 KIDS WB SATURDAY WS G
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
06:00 CHOWDER WS G
A Little Bit of Pizzazz/The Birthday Suits
A cooking accident causes Mung, Truffles, Chowder, and Shnitzel to all switch bodies.
MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF 06:30 FLAPJACK II Repeat WS G
K'knuckles and his Hilarious Problem/Off With His Hat
Flap tries to break K nuckles of his addiction to candy.
07:00 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Devil Indemnity
After an accident puts Taz in traction, Mom disguises herself as Taz to do his job at the hotel.
07:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Jungle Jitterbugs / Phantom Bagpiper
Vanity's dancing feet help bring rain to a South American village.
08:00 THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW Repeat WS G
Members Only When Daffy realizes the country club is open to members only, he determines to gain access and take full advantage of all it offers. Bugs meets his dream girl: Lola Bunny.
08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
7 Deadly Sandwiches Camp Kidney puts on an informative play about the seven types of poisonous sandwiches, but unfortunately there can be only one starring role.
09:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
Snake Eyes/ Racing Slicks When the Jelly Beans lose their new pet snake in their cabin, Patsy shows up to save the campers from being swallowed one by one by the vicious little garter snake.
09:30 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Repeat WS PG
Perplexahedron
Ben and company trace Aggregor to a mysterious cube-like planet which holds the last piece of the map.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Agricultural Student
The Agricultural Department is sending a student to learn the ropes from Hank Kimball. When "Terry" turns out to be a gorgeous, blonde co-ed, the men of Hooterville line up at the Douglases' farm to take her to the barn dance.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
How Hooterville was Floundered After Joe Carson quits as head of the Hooterville centennial celebration, Oliver gets the job. His idea is to stage a re-enactment of the town's founding starring he and Lisa as Horace and Doris Hooter.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Blue Feather Lisa's superstitious nature gets the best of her when a blue feather arrives in the mail. She's convinced that Hungarian gypsies have placed a curse on her and she turns to Mr. Haney to "de-hexify" her.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester 11:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving
After Oliver orders the Monroe brothers to finish work on the bedroom, they confess that they never got a building permit. Oliver storms off to get one himself, only to discover his barn is in Hooterville but his house is in Pixley.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG
Friends And Foe-Workers Whitney and Roxy are going to Miami Fashion Week. Olivia joins Erin during Miami Fashion Week and as usual makes Erin mad when she refuses to go to extra shows.
12:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Jeannie Or The Tiger Jeannie's sister shows up for the first time trapping her sister in her bottle and plotting to steal her master. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
13:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Greatest Con Artist In The World A con artist convinces Jeannie that a Hawaiian beach is covered in diamonds. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
13:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Long Live The Queen Samantha is elected Queen of the Witches which causes problems with Darrin's marriage and household. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
14:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G
Toys In Babeland While off on an errand Endora bring one of Tabitha's toys to life to babysit her. Tabitha decides that all her toys should likewise come to life. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Heat Of The Day Carter is arrested when he's mistaken for a mugger while jogging in Central Park. Paul becomes paranoid that he is a racist. James struggles to pull off a successful date with the new supply girl.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
15:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Radio Daze The Mayor agrees to a mock election with a deejay, in order to win the hearts and minds of the New Yorkers. Meanwhile, the women in the office vie to win the heart of the hunky water delivery man.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
15:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
Where's Fran When Fran catches Maggie smoking with her boyfriend, she pretends to smoke to Mr Sheffield to teach Maggie a lesson.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
16:00 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
The Grandma's
Fran feels like Mr Sheffield's life is falling into a routine and needs a change.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
16:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
Highlights Of 100 - Part 1 Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing". Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
17:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
Highlights Of 100 - Part 2 Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing". Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 17:30 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the world s largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.
18:30 TOP GEAR AUSTRALIA Captioned WS PG
Movie Stunt Special
In this action-packed episode the boys put their lives on the line and head to a no-frills stunt school in an attempt to create a spectacular movie car-chase. Plus, Jockeys Damien Oliver and Glen Boss have five Melbourne Cups between them, but who will be the fastest around our TopGear track? And It s been five years since motorsport icon Peter Brock died. In an insightful yet fitting tribute, we speak to man who rubbed guards with him for decades and return to his track for one last race in his famous Torana A9X.
19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Arguments For The Quickie Mia's dance troupe is in town and she reserves four ballet tickets for the Harpers, but Charlie is suspicious of her motives for seeing him again.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
20:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
That Pistol-Packin' .... As Charlie and Mia make wedding plans, Alan and Jake are concerned about where they will live, with Rose not taking the wedding news so well.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
20:30 BATMAN RETURNS 1992 Repeat WS M
Batman Returns
Directed by Tim Burton, this gripping epic pits The Dark Knight of Gotham City against the wicked Penguin and mysterious feline temptress, Catwoman. A reclusive and strangely deformed creature with a brilliant mind, The Penguin embarks on a diabolical plan to destroy Gotham City - and its saviour Batman.
Starring: Michael Keaton, Danny De Vito, Michelle Pfeiffer
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
23:10 MEATBALLS III - Summer Job 1987 M
Meatballs III
The ghost of a dead porn star comes to Earth to help a nerd with his sex life.
Starring: Patrick Dempsey, Sally Kellerman
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
01:00 BACHELOR PAD Repeat WS PG This week, lips will lock and there will be overnight dates in Sin City (Las Vegas). Plus, there's a high-speed chase for immunity and another dreaded elimination.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
03:00 HUMAN TARGET Repeat WS M
The Wife's Tale
One of Christopher's old contacts tells him that the wife of a man he killed is being stalked by an assassin.
Starring: Mark Valley, Chi Mcbride, Janet Montgomery
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
04:00 CHUCK Repeat WS M
Chuck Versus The Pink Slip
Due to his inability to control his new Intersect abilities, Chuck is canned as a spy. Worse, Sarah breaks up with him. Chuck vows to get his life back and tries to help his former teammates on their newest mission, only to mess up.
Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Joshua Gomez, Ryan McPartlin
Cons.Advice: Some Violence 05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Bratz Kidz Rapunzel (Act 1) The Bratz Kidz have promised their principal that they will put on a Fairy Tale play Showcase for the kindergartners at their school. But the girls hearts aren t in it.
05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G
Get Ready! A Christmas Costume Party! - Red Nosetchi Is Lost!
Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.