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Grand Valley. barking on a brand new path to Exciting, nonetheless. The late-summer angle of the sun hatched the idea after watching a success. After laying out and de- Co-owner Butch says, “We are Did you make your final trek to casts rich shades of gold and am- friend’s successes and failures as signing the entire paper, I’ve fiber across the deck and front bar a restaurateur in Colorado Springs. known as a Gastro-Pub. That’s Graff Dairy before they closed? I nally been FIRED. It’s something of Thunderstruck Valley. Large a tavern or saloon that serves thought about going to get some “This January, it became evident restaurant-quality food.” Adds I’ve been working on for at least flat-screens broadcast early-round ice cream several times, but the that the dream was really going bartender Scotty, of Droptop Lin- the last five years. I’m going to coverage of the US Open Tennis line was at least 15 cars deep, to happen. I was approached by a coln fame, “And home to the best turn the design reins over to Jeff Tournament at the new downtown streaming onto 29 Road. It was friend who wanted to open a simi- party in Grand Junction—341 peo- Steele from Scream Graphics. Grand Junction restaurant and lar place. When we saw the Boom- fascinating to see, night after bar. The earlier lunch rush, power ple (referring to the establishment’s I’ve worked with Jeff for at least er’s space, it was perfect for my night, the lines of people going lunches over the Kale Caesar sal- capacity) at one time. Thursday the last ten years on a variety of vision,” recalls Towner. “I want to to get their last cone or shake ad and a more casual crowd din- through Sunday, we are at our ca- projects. provide a better and safer place for pacity crowd.” from this iconic place. Luckily, ing on fresh hand-cut French fries people to hang out and have fun in This will free me up to open up the last night my daughter and alongside Butch’s famous stuffed Grand Junction.” Thunderstruck Valley also offers our new print division and fine- her friend Milan braved the long burgers, has given way to the calm corporate options and caters to tune our fundraising efforts with lines for over two hours. I asked before the dinner hour—and an- Thunderstruck Valley is a little bit businesses and organizations county, a little bit rock ‘n roll. But The Source Card. The last few my daughter to get me a cone, ticipation of the party certain to needing space to meet (or free follow. it is also jazz and hip-hop. The weeks making the changeover nothing fancy. She would text me wifi). Three to four nights a week crowds might come for sports on are dedicated to live music. There have been a bit stressful. You photos of how long the line was Now six weeks old, the Grand any of their numerous, brand new never realize how many moving and give me updates. When they Valley’s newest addition to the is live-band karaoke and a staff of gigantic flat screen TVs, but they awesome fun people committed parts go into putting a paper to- got to the window, the lady said restaurant and nightlife scene is stay for an impressive menu that the locally owned and run Thun- to customer service. Plus, Thun- gether until you have to transfer they just ran out, but somehow might bring a “Bam!” if Emeril hap- derstruck Valley employs nearly 70 the duties over to someone else. managed to crank out a few more derstruck Valley, 436 Main Street pened in on the joint. The building in Grand Junction. Thunderstruck locals. cups of chocolate. My order came has just undergone over $200,000 On top of all that, I decided to Valley is the fruit of over ten to me a little “liquidy,” so I put it in in renovations since it was known While some public comment has change to a new press for the years of commitment to a vision the freezer and forgot about it for as Boomers. The 10,000-square- been made about a couple early paper. This new press will bring and dream by Mark Towner, who instances of 1am ruckuses caused a few days. Then I remembered foot space boasts three bars, a us new print options we’ve been by revelers gone-wild, it is clear looking to implement for the last it was in the freezer, so I treated the atmosphere and amenities of few years. I’d like to thank the myself to about 3/4 of the cup Thunderstruck Valley cater to a di- Montrose Press for being a great and, of course, it was delicious. verse everyday crowd. Bartender print partner for the last four years. I didn’t finish it off, though. I put Scotty is right. Thunderstruck Val- I’m definitely on pins and needles it back in the freezer, and it’s still ley is a party. Whether you are go- assisting Jeff to get this issue there. I started laughing to myself ing at 11am on a Sunday morning done. I can’t wait to see what the the other day thinking, “Should I for football on the 80-inch screens, meeting friends for a birthday din- new product looks like. So, as eat the rest or not?” M answer still ner, stopping in for an ice cold you read this issue, some things remains a mystery. If I finish it off, it will be like kissing goodbye a brew, or twerking it to some dub- might look a little different, please step, Thunderstruck Valley is for bear with us as we work out the long history with great memories and yummy ice cream. people who like to have fun, enjoy kinks. It’s an exciting new twist good music and eat great food. A to my 22-year career putting the Well, I guess all great things must great party indeed—341 people at paper together. 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5 SEPTEMBER • 2014 [email protected] In my sons’ young years, I was an days, my sacred offerings were from their dad. ‘at-home mom.’ A fledgling writer, the apex of their dining experi- However, Newt recently burned I practiced my craft in distracted ence. What’s for dinner? Brick of up the toaster and made me seclusion, sustained by a waver- meatloaf, rocky biscuits, Bronze proud. I took it as proof that he ing conviction in its worth borne Age salad, chocolate pudding. honored the checkered heritage I out by absolutely nothing else in “Yay, Mom, life is good!” had bequeathed him, that he fol-

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By Mike Mitchell originated in this area include Ja- but it’s now interesting to see land—Adventureland, Tomorrow- 1960s. In 2013, no shirt means no nis Joplin, the Grateful Dead and BMWs, Mercedes Benzes, and a land, and now Hippieland. The service—and no open containers I recently visited the beautiful, Jefferson Airplane, to name a few. variety of other higher-end [read: capitalizing on the counter-cul- of alcohol outside, either. Count- cosmopolitan city of San Fran- In short, Haight-Ashbury sym- materialistic] vehicles. A security ture was overwhelming ironic. er-culture capitalism and law and cisco. Although I’ve been there bolized anti-establishment and guard stood at the Whole Foods’ Well, I thought, maybe I’m over- order have descended upon the several times over the years and counter-culture, the freedom to entrance. reacting. My friend and I decided symbolic counter-culture capital seen many of its world famous act as you please. Venturing eastbound on foot to sit down outside at a little café/ of the world. attractions—Golden Gate Bridge, I was born in the mid 1960s, so on Haight, I came across a lot pub and do some people-watch- Don’t get me wrong here—I Alcatraz, Fisherman’s Wharf, I vaguely remember the hippie of eclectic clothing, music and ing. It was a beautiful, warm believe in law and order, and I Chinatown, etc.—I’d never tak- movement. Therefore, I thought variety shops. The buildings 70-degree February day, a rela- have little respect for those who en time to venture over to the a visit in 2013 to the Haight-Ash- and shops still have the funky tively rare occurrence as the San have no regard for others’ rights Haight-Ashbury district. Bordered bury district would stir my early paint, but also a distinctly retail Francisco weather this time of and property. The irony of the on the west by Golden Gate Park, memories and perhaps I’d cap- feel. Getting closer to the epi- year is usually much cooler and Haight-Ashbury is inescapable, this area became the center of the ture that funky counter-culture center, the actual intersection frequently cloudy, rainy or fog- though. The reality of homeless hippie movement in the 1960s. experience for an afternoon. In- of Haight and Ashbury Streets, gy. We sat down at the table. We people, mental illness, and tour- For many who were born after deed, the whole area still has the my suspicions of a totally differ- were outside, the sun was warm, ism made this district feel like I the 1960s, perhaps the historical quaint, funky Victorian buildings, ent Haight-Ashbury were con- and we were stoked. We pulled was anywhere else in the America significance of Haight-Ashbury tie-die shirts, a few hippie style firmed—T-shirt shops marketing off our T-shirts, enjoyed the sun of 2013. I’m sure the spirit of the and what it represented exist only people, and even the occasional everything counter-culture, an and ordered a beer. The waitress hippie movement still exists and in history books or are unknown. whiff of marijuana. But I immedi- occasional tour bus and plenty came out to say hello. Although is played out by many. But there San Francisco has for many de- ately noticed some things that the of tourists taking pictures. A few friendly, she firmly stated that we was also a downside to the un- cades drawn bohemian-style true hippies would have looked people came through dressed like must put our T-shirts on, or we restrained hippie movement that people. 1950s beat generation upon with contempt. As you’re hippies, but it seemed to me that couldn’t be served. Also, sorry, included drug abuse, sexually icon Jack Kerouac frequented the leaving Golden Gate Park, on the they were dressed for the occa- but no beers could be served out- transmitted diseases and other North Beach area of San Fran- corner of Haight and Stanyan (the sion, as if they were going to a side. We were literally one block inevitable results of free living. 7 cisco. But the 1950s beat gen- west end of the Haight-Ashbury costume party. I couldn’t help but from Haight-Ashbury intersection. Many people embrace the good eration was just a prelude to the district), sits the Whole Foods think that Haight-Ashbury had Is this for real? Free love, naked motivations that started the social upheaval that shook Amer- Market. It’s a pretty hip place, become a new section of Disney- people, and hardcore drugs in the counter-cultural movements in ica in the 1960s. Downtown San the 1950s and 1960s. 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In tween classes that we so badly 1967, later known as “the summer need in America today. of love,” an estimated 20,000 hippies moved into the Haight-Ash- So, as the old song verse said, “If bury/Golden Gate Park area and you’re going to San Francisco, be set up a long-term party. The sure to wear a flower in your hair.” area was filled with nudity, drugs Go ahead, dress for the occasion. and a general contempt for the Do some people watching, take establishment. 1960s icons that some pictures. Enjoy the new Haight-Ashbury district! Celebrate Fruita Fall Fest’s 100Th Year! “Come Home to Fruita” is the of live music on two stages. The Festival Queen pageant, and full slogan of the Fruita Fall Festival Circle Park Stage, on Fruita Cir- information about applying for Centennial taking place Septem- cle, features regional and national the pageant is available on the

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SEPTEMBER • 2014 just for a minute, that they’re in a THE SOURCE 450-capacity venue in the Rocky Mountains. Artists now need live music to keep their story (and Business Profile careers) alive. People don’t head to local record stores anymore to buy an artist’s latest album. How long have you worked at They’re streaming it! Consumers Belly Up Aspen the Belly Up? don’t need to decide between 3 years. getting the latest Black Keys CD What marketing techniques or the latest Jack White CD, they have you used that you’ve can listen to both for free, if they found successful? don’t mind the ads. The opportunity to discover new music is We’re obsessed with Spotify! We incredible now! Music lovers can update our Belly Up Aspen Up- check out their favorite venue’s Lake Street Dive coming Artists Playlist weekly lineup and stream music from with all of the acts we’re bring- every artist to decide what they on, anytime his brother Steve ing is harder than seeing an in- ing to town. We also have the want to see. list right on the homepage of our tells him not to do something, he credible act perform their hearts Web site so people can graze Can you walk me through your does the opposite. Much was the out in our room to a small crowd. and see what they’re into. We’ve typical day? story with Belly Up Aspen! Belly If I could ask one thing of our found that it’s one thing to SAY There’s no typical day at Bel- Up’s location became available fans, it would be that they trust us that an act is great and another ly Up, which is why this place for purchase a little over 10 years on the new music we bring in. It’s to let people discover the music continues to entertain me. Some ago, and Michael asked Steve if worth a listen! themselves. Spotify is particularly days, we’ve grinding over reports he should open a music venue in successful because, as a venue, and music blogs figuring out how Aspen. Steve said no, so Michael What are the Top 3 favorite you have to engage with active to make this place better; some bought the space. shows you’ve attended at Belly music fans and tastemakers on days we’re at music festivals Do the owners work at either Up? Spotify. scoping out great new up-and- club daily? coming acts. Variety is the beauty Ms. Lauryn Hill, Lake Street Dive Live music’s popularity tends Michael and his sons are here of this business. and Phoenix. to come and go over the years. more than anyone. They book all Would you say live music is on How long have you lived in As- music that comes to the Belly Up, Which season is busiest at Bel- uptick or downtick these days? pen? oversee our business and bar/ ly Up? The popularity of live music is I’m originally a Detroiter, moved restaurant operations, bring in Summer and winter are both off skyrocketing. Advancements in to Aspen almost 10 years ago cutting-edge production, come to the hook here. Different crowds production, popularity of elec- and have yet to look back. 99% of the shows here, and are keep things fresh. Off-seasons tronic-influenced genre, and now getting into band manage- are tough. Do you work closely with the popularity of streaming services ment in their lack of free time. club’s booking agent to reason What shows are on the horizon such as Spotify and Pandora all the right formulas on booking Does owning two clubs give this fall 2014? play a role. Whether you’re an Belly Up leverage to book their talent? While a lot of restaurants and EDM fan headed to see a full- musical talent? Name: Erin Heintz blown production spectacle or a Yes, bookings are a team ef- bars in Aspen shut down for fall, We communicate with our sister Age: 32 classic rock fan enjoying old fa- fort. Our booking team (led by we keep it rockin’ with music at club to see what works for them Occupation: Sales & Marketing vorites, I guarantee you that, in Michael Goldberg and his two the club at least 5 nights a week. and create some synergies, but Director at Belly Up Aspen a good venue, the production is sons Danny and David) is con- Some hot acts coming up this ultimately our markets, the cli- more advanced. LED panels, la- stantly pushing the envelope on fall include California songstress Hobbies: Music, live music, entele we have respectively and sers, video-mapping, effects you acts that we can get to play in our Colbie Caillat on 9/16, blues art- music festivals, mountain-bik- the joys of music industry routing ing, singing in the shower, other couldn’t even imagine years ago intimate 450-cap space. Then, ist (who’s opened for Rolling keep us somewhat independent. people’s dogs, and all of the out- are enhancing the live music ex- we all talk about what works and Stones) Shemekia Copepland on doorsy activities that living in this perience. If you are an EDM fan, what doesn’t, given the steam of What is the most challenging 9/19, rock/reggae/spiritual art- place brings! so much of the experience IS the the act, the time of year and all part of your job? ist Trevor Hall on 9/21, former other variables in this crazy busi- frontman of Bright Eyes Conor Family: My folks back in Michi- production. A DJ on stage playing The big shows (Lauryn Hill, Gary gan and my incredible husband, ness. Oberst on 9/24, DJ Shadow & great music is one thing, but an Clark Jr., Widespread Panic), her- Todd Cut Chemist as a duo on 9/27, act like Skrillex playing great mu- I understand that Belly Up has a itage acts (Gregg Allman, B.B. Hasidic reggae performer Mati- Favorite Restaurant: Matsuhisa, sic from a spaceship that shoots sister club, and both clubs are King, ZZ Top) and NO COVER syahu returning after 3 sold-out here in Aspen laser beams is quite another! owned by Goldberg’s. How did nights that we do tend to sell performances on 10/7, alt-folk Goals: Take Belly Up Aspen from EDM has pushed the production this dual club business model themselves, for the most part. It’s band HoneyHoney (one of my the #16 club in the country (Roll- envelope and, in our club’s case, start? the up-and-coming acts (some of favorites for the fall) on 10/16, ing Stone) to the #1 club in the opened our eyes to how far we which may be big in other mar- country! can go in a small club. Every sea- Belly Up is VERY much a family The Polish Ambassador ft. Lim- affair. Belly Up Aspen is owned kets but have yet to make it to the inus on 10/17, synth-pop/alt- Top 5 Bands on your iPod: Jack son we bring more productions to and operated by Michael Gold- top of our mountains) are our big- rock band Polica on 10/26, in- White, Lake Street Dive, Spoon, Belly Up. We want people to see gest challenge to market. People Blind Pilot, MS MR a show in here and forget, even berg and his two sons, David and die rockers The Airborne Toxic Danny; and the original Belly Up are hesitant to try something they Event on 11/5 (this band blew my in Solana Beach CA is owned don’t know, no matter how many socks off last time they played by Michael’s brother, Steve talking points they hear. The first the room), Kyle Gass Band on Goldberg. Michael says he was time we had the Avett Brothers, 11/7 (Kyle Gass is the other half looking to invest in a restaurant they showed up in a van; and we of Jack Black’s Tenacious D) and chain years back, and his brother sold less than 70 tickets for a $10 DJ duo Flosstradamus on 11/22. Steve (a seasoned restaurateur) price. Now they sell out 3 nights These acts, mixed in with our NO told him it was a bad idea. That of Red Rocks without blinking! COVER shows and our 3 nights/ restaurant chain ended up being Sure, all of our up-and-coming week of football on our 16-ft. California Pizza Kitchen, so Mi- acts may not end up making it screen, make for a busy off-sea- chael jokes that, from that point big, but some of them do! Noth- son at Belly Up Aspen.

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The first GJSO opening season learn about the history, sounds concert is Saturday, September When you think about the blues, Produced by Winter’s guitarist, While simultaneously breaking and instruments of the orches- 20, 7:30pm, at the Avalon, with you rarely conjure up an image of Paul Nelson, the album is full of musical and cultural barriers, he tra through storytelling, music Cellist Lynn Harrell. Thursday, a skinny albino hippie from Texas, gritty, soaring guitar, the kind of was one of the ordained archi- demonstrations by orchestra September 25 at 7:30pm, is the but that’s exactly what you get straightforward blues-rock style tects who went on to define the members, and the Instrument Community Concert at the Ava- with the legendary Johnny Winter. for which Winter won acclaim. blues, not only for generations, Petting Zoo, which give children lon, with the Centennial Band. While his visual doesn’t exactly What stands out more than any- but for an entire genre. As an art- the opportunity to try the instru- fit the mold of great blues artists thing is that it’s obvious over his ist, he played and sang with a rare ments for themselves. September The Grand Junction Symphony from the past, Johnny Winter’s last two albums that Winter still and unparalleled urgency and 27 is the first of the new season. Guild invites those wishing to join 40-year/30 album career proves found joy and excitement in it sincerity that requires musicians The fun starts at 10am, and more the guild or find out more about its fundraising events to call the that his music does. Renowned all, and he went out playing per- of all statures to listen and learn. information about locations is Symphony office, 243-6787. You by old-school blues greats and haps as well as he ever had, hav- As a producer, Johnny Winter available online at the GJSO’s also welcome at the Sympho- up-and-coming revivalists alike, ing learned the nuances of these new Web site, gjso.org. Story- was the gatekeeper whom Mud- ny Orchestra office in downtown Winter’s aggressive, unpolished times are also slated in Decem- classic blues songs inside and dy Waters entrusted to further his Grand Junction at 414 Main. approach to his craft became a out. Highlights here include ver- own sound. That says it all. ber, and February, April, May and signature that fans all over the sions of Lightnin’ Hopkins’ “Mojo June 2015. Get ready for an exciting 37th sea- “Johnny Winter was the Gospel world grew to love, admire and Hand” (with Aerosmith’s Joe Per- son of great music! truth, one of the rare and hal- respect. ry), Bobby Bland’s “Don’t Want No lowed musical pillars of the blues. Woman” (with Eric Clapton), Fats When Winter died unexpectedly Tonight, I’m gonna play John- Domino’s “Blue Monday” (with Dr. a few months back (at the age ny Winter real loud in my house, John), and my personal favorite, of 70), it left a gaping void in the then try to cop a lick or two of his, Gatemouth Brown’s “Okie Dokie international blues community. and once again wonder, ‘How on Stomp” (with Brian Setzer). Even Step Back is his final studio al- Earth did he play that!?’” bum, and it follows his 2011 re- with such a star-studded who’s- lease Roots in paying tribute to who on board, it’s still Winter’s It’s comforting to know that Winter his various blues influences. Like show. Johnny, for the most part, went out in peace with the blues Roots, the album is filled with puts his guest musicians in their and his legacy, and most import- guest appearances from all over place by out-dueling and outshin- ant, without his skills diminishing. the blues world. 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Altius String Quartet returns Playing with Your Expectations Western Slope Avant Garde with Another Great Concert Past and Present Plus One September 3 – 26, 2014 The Western Slope Concert Se- graduate quartet position at the Opening reception: Friday, September 5, 7-9pm ries’ 16th season will present the University of Colorado in Boulder, Introductions 6:30pm brilliant young Altius Quartet in where they will study with one Exhibit sponsored by Chuck and Robbie Breaux two concerts: Saturday, October of the world’s greatest ensem- 11, at 3pm, at the Recital Hall in bles, the Takacs string quartet. Supplemental lecture by Sara Ransford, It’s Not So Much the Moss Performing Arts Center, The quartet will perform Haydn’s Saturday, September 6, at 5:30pm (See page 6) Friday, September 5, 7:15pm During September's First Friday Colorado Mesa University, and charming string quartet opus Playing with Your Expectations highlights the work of At The Art Center Sunday, October 12, at 3pm at 50 No. 1, Webern’s mysterious artists who have challenged the norms of material use, the Montrose Pavilion. Tickets are “Langsamer Satz,” and pianist assigned value or commodity, expendability, subject A collaborative available online at JunctionCon- Kathryn Mientka will join the quar- matter and content. 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Harrell will the video, a selected number will Curated by Sam Harvey perform “Variations on a Roco- have opportunities to perform in a October 3 - November 14 co Theme” by Tchaikovsky with Cello Chamber group in the lob- Opening reception: Friday, October 3, 7-9pm the Grand Junction Symphony by of the Avalon before the GJSO Introductions 6:30pm Orchestra (GJSO) on Saturday concert on Saturday evening. Artists were chosen for this exhibition based on their expansive use of clay as a material night, Sept. 20, at 7:30pm, at the All participants are invited to perfor building. The constructing of objects illustrates clay’s ability to push past known Avalon Theater, 645 Main Street, form in a master class with Dr. associations of function while at the same time house a limitless potential for story- Grand Junction. Yun on Saturday. Organizers en- telling. 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Tickets: starting at $9 in advance $12 at the door, Available at Roper Music, the Montrose Pavilion (970-249-7015) & online at: www.JunctionConcerts.com Johnny Cash,” and the group’s sound, combined with the energy having won four San Diego Music of the classic multi-platinum live Lake City Uncorked Wine & Music Festival Sept. 20! Awards for Best Tribute Band, the recordings from Folsom Prison best proof lies in what members and San Quentin. The Lake City Uncorked Wine & bass, blazing banjo, blistering Range, and are preparing to re- of Cash’s inner circle have said. Buckner Funken Jazz – Invit- Music Festival is September 20, flat-picking guitar and mandolin cord a new album in the near fu- “Cindy Cash came to a show, we ed back to Lake City by popular

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Char and the Colorado Rockies is 18 Mile of Ali and Shaefer Welch, began Robby Rothschild have been Radius. In 2008 singer songwrit- years ago after a cross-coun- playing music together for most er Chris Coady was joined by try move from Tennessee. Both of their lives. Their background accomplished musicians Mark leaving the mecca of the mu- ranges from Balkan and West Fonken (mandolin/fiddle) and Bri- sic industry in Nashville behind, African styles to traditional Appa- an Camp (upright bass) for the the two have brought their tal- lachian music, from Irish ballads release of his debut CD “Where ents and styles together to form to Klezmer. Round Mountain is a the duo in Fort Collins CO. After lively mixture of ceremony and ir- years of learning, writing, and reverence, of exuberance and re- playing, they both found them- flection. Beneath all of these un- selves aspiring to a change. 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