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Laurier

takes five

Editor, Anne Dowsett Johnston. Reed Curry The university community's

The annual university rankings reaction, however, was not nearly

from Maclean's hit magazine as enthusiastic. Many were up in

news stands across Canada this arms claiming that the magazine's

week. the time since and For first the methodology was flawed

launched of unfair. that financial magazine its survey They argued

Canadian universities in 1991, considerations and reputation-

Wilfrid has earned too Laurier top based surveys were weighted

honours schools Maclean's among Ontario heavily. In 1992,

in the Primarily Undergraduate attempted to refine its ranking cri-

category. Laurier has also been teria and methodology, inviting

bumped up two spots to a nation- the university community to

wide fifth place in the same divi- become more involved in the Caitlm Howlett

Caitlin Orth consoles Katrina Galanakis sion. "We're elated The result was a three- (left) (with stick) after Laurier's Field Lacrosse team suffered an absolutely process.

11-10 defeat to in their bronze medal OUA match this weekend. Laurier scored the Guelph past tying with the university's performance category system that is still in use marker as time expired but the umpires deemed the goal invalid. Full story, 18 page this year," said President Bob today.

Rosehart. "We're extremely Maclean's places each univer-

national in The strong on the scene and sity one of three categories. Fashion dancers we're the top Ontario university Primarily Undergraduate category burned in our category." consists of universities largely

When Maclean's focused educa- published its on undergraduate

first top-to-bottom ranking of 46 tion. The Comprehensive catego- Carol Rich side of the dance floor. It not Canadian eleven of amount was something was in my right eye. universities ry consists a significant Melissa Allen until later on in the when When I looked the I received with and wide evening in mirror years ago, it was of research activity a

to notice and feel couldn't find in mixed emotion. outsold of at both the people began anything my eye Having range programs On the of evening Sunday, the side effects. but did see that it was Maclean's had done and quite anything pre- undergraduate graduate November the Fashion 'n' Side effects varied 10, from tan blood-shot. Also, I found it quite viously, the first rankings issue level. Finally, the Medical

Motion all-cast rehearsal went as lines to an individual odd I getting that had a definite 'tan line' clearly established that the Doctoral category includes insti- scheduled with radioactive burns to the corneas on the side of neck." Canadian desired with broad of PhD everyone smiling right my public an tutions a range and in unison. of both their dancing However, Some dancers After a baffled Health informed review of its well medical eyes. seeing post-sec- programs as as

due to to the black wound in the and damage light up ER were pre- Services, Jake went home only to ondary educational institutions. schools. located the on scribed while others receive several emails sent F "A whole Maclean's then evaluates ceiling directly eye drops by generation was above the several vision 'n' M who to look stage perform- reported having blurry performers complained starting at higher educa- each school according to a range

ers are now from burn in headaches. of similar suffering resulting severe symptoms. "I was made tion with a lot of scrutiny," said of factors in six broad groupings.

injuries on the skin similar had to sun- "We a aware that we had all suffered dif- Maclean's Assistant practice Sunday Managing See Laurier, page 2 burns to radioactive burns the and after woke on night practice I up, ferent severities of radioactive

cornea. all of the my right eye was red," burning cornea...Currently A technical problem with one F hours recounts Stephanie Muto, an 'n' (51 later), my eye is still of the lights that shone on the left M There performer. were reports quite scratchy,-and the skin at the side of the dance floor was the of feel- of still red and people getting a 'stinging' corner my eye is

cause of the incident. It seems as ing in their eyes while others still tender."

though the and the natural cover gel cannot adjust to and "Our biggest concern is mak- within the lights shattered, which Another sure that is bright lights. performer ing everyone ok," says

no one noticed and left no residue reported that their optometrist had Andy Pushalik, President of

on the dance floor. Due to reassured her that there being was no WLUSU, regarding how the situa-

unprotected from the its her handled. light, rays permanent damage to eyes, tion is being Pushalik burned some of the dancers who which burned the were on sur- and Darryl Patterson, VP of

were practicing on that particular face. Student Activities, fixed the prob-

F 'n' M lem performer Jake Jeffries as soon as they were notified

also summarized his account: and the other lights have been

after checked Inside "Sunday night practice I was as a precaution. It has

on bed and all of sud- been concluded sitting my a that the damage

den noticed that I was to the I light was caused either a News feeling by 2 really hot, and face started bulb thrown beer Opinion my popped or a 4 didn't think bottle burning up. I anything from the International 8 previous Saturday,

of it decided to to Feature so I just go bed but have contacted the 13 they light- and how felt the Business see I next morn- to further 15 ing company investigate

Student Life When head on the of this incident. 16 ing. I put my my origin

Sports I couldn't on The Fashion 18 pillow lay my right 'n' Motion execu- Entertainment 21 side as face had become my very tive refused to comment on the Classifieds 23 tender. When I woke face issue. up my " Arts ■ ill 24 was and it felt MacLean's annual released this week. burning as though rankings were past News 2 Wednesday November 13 2002

1800 attend Laurier Day

of guests while some of the same- Bryn Boyce sex residences (Conrad, Little

House and Bouckaert) had Looking back a few days the spir- more

Laurier trouble students. it and energy of Day attracting First-

student Marianne turned out to be a preemptive cel- year Thompson ebration and exposition of enthusiastically boasted that her

Maclean's residence (Bouckaert) "is lot Laurier's leap up uni- a

cleaner" with "27 versity hierarchy. Volunteers, girls to share clothes with." coordinators and passionate stu- The winning resi-

dence will be announced dents put on their best faces to at the IRC welcome nearly 1,800 visitors to formal.

life at The day the campus and represent required huge of Laurier. amounts preparation and coor-

The annual two-day event, dination on the part of the High which took place November 7 & School Liaison office and

Conference 8, was a great promotional event Services. for the school requiring massive With the cooperation of amounts of preparation. "It's a Parking Services, ERT, BACCHUS

monumental job," said and Foot Patrol, Laurier was able

Conference Services Coordinator to handle the massive volume of

Glennice Snyder, "but well worth vehicles. The City of Waterloo

it." was not ticketing for expired park-

The 300 volunteers and count- ing meter infractions to help

the less residence guides put on ensure event ran smoothly. It

extensive tours and presentations was concluded that fifteen-dollar

to persuade prospective students parking tickets would not be a Bryn Boyce to Laurier. that Laurier is the place for them. good way promote and dance the Macarena outside of Mac House for A belligerent Grimace a McSpiritSquad no apparent reason. Liaison Among the largest events was The High School coor-

out music and held in the Science Building. An brought new energy as the extra- GLOBAL, Health & Fitness, BAC- ing during the day as dinators, Sherri Papps John

arts and science fair was held to curricular, athletic and residence CFHUS, O-Week, Foot Patrol and well as a building wide jungle Arnou, put large amounts of time field the academic related set out to show the other Fashion 'n' theme. MacDonald House into the event which took "a few queries groups Motion. got a

each The side The the from months" of Difficult for department. of university life. A-Team set up in corporate sponsorship planning.

included Brantt'ord and various that allowed them to like food services favourites The concourse became a per- Quad put on curious McDonalds issues parking,

Campus' Concurrent Education ilous region for students to navi- and seemingly spontaneous advertise their building and the and academic presentations all

and With that received deal of franchise's fat-intensive food. In came in the end. program (B.A. & B.Ed) gate. tour groups coming events a great together nicely

Waterloo campus' new high tech and going, the 25 Laurier visitor attention. "We're just letting return for this advertisement they Despite the 300-visitor increase

Photonics Ambassadors in them know who we a source donned the identities of from last Laurier Day was a program. were near con- are, corporate year, of said and the The The two-day itinerary/ kicked stant motion. Established Laurier on campus entertainment," Grimace Hamburgler. CH great promotional success.

A-Team Coordinator Dave Little boasted the weather each morning off with an opening students employed aggressive House accor- even cooperated, a rare presentation in the Athletic 'duck and weave' tactics to quick- Patterson. dion skills of Chris Thornborrow occurrence in November. "It was

President Robert the crowd of The residences were to their resi- no problems," said Complex. ly pass through engaged promote all-guys really smooth,

in battle dence. The McMahon from the Rosehart welcomed the assem- wide-eyed high school students. a fierce two-day to assert new residence, Bridget High

'n' was contest Waterloo Hall, showed School Liaison office, bled guests and then Fashion The centre saturated by stu- their spirit superiority. A College "everyone

resi- its it notch." Motion set the mood with a spirit- dents wandering aimlessly from was held to decide which off newly established mascot took up a ed dance performance. booth to booth. dence topped them all for spirit. (Wildcats) and participated in its

The then These booths residences had loud attrac- first-ever Laurier guests dispersed to were set up to Many Day.

academic of the wide of both and to Some residences received With Files From Mary Hermsen investigate their areas display array activities tions, visually orally,

interest at various faculty informa- offered here at Laurier. Those in attract the prospective students. more visitors than others. Bricker tion sessions. The afternoon attendance included LOCUS, Euler residence had a band belt- residence received a large number

Laurier moves up

Bag O' crime (continued from cover) Canadian universities is here to stay. The

rankings issue continues to be the maga-

best seller uni- Student Body, worth 21% to 22% of the zine's and as a result, many

takes into consideration incom- versities have various FALSE FIRE ALARM 2320 HRS TUE NOV final score, adopted proactive

05/02 ATTEMPT THEFT 0200 HRS SAT NOV ing students' high school grades, graduation strategies in an attempt to influence the

and the of Wilfrid for in Person(s) unknown caused a fire alarm in 09/02 rates, percentage out-of-province rankings. Laurier, example,

to steal the international students. Classes, worth has sent out brochures the Science Building by activating a pull sta- An unidentified male attempted and years past reputation

Ball from Little looks at the distribution of to the CEO's in hopes for pos- tion. There was no sign of smoke or fire. Fooz game House. The sus- 17% to 18%, country's top

fled he resident. class worth is ranked itive endorsements when the time came for pect when was seen by a sizes. Faculty, 17%,

Maclean's It has THEFT UNDER $5000 WED NOV 06/02 according to the percentage of those with them to fill out survey.

this Laurier - THU NOV 07/02 MISCHIEF 0230 HRS SAT NOV 09/02 PhD's, the number of national awards won, obviously worked; year placed

in unknown broke window and the number of received. second overall in "Laurier's Person(s) unknown entered an office the Person(s) a at grants reputation.

Conrad Hall it. worth 12% examines the finish is but Peters Building and removed a chair and by throwing a bicycle at Finances, overall, strong reputational gratifying, is The under amount of available the not said Rosehart. "Laurier some CDs. matter is investiga- money per student, surprising," of - student the for the tion. MISCHIEF SAT NOV 09/02 SUN NOV percentage of the budget spent on known across country quality for the of academ- 10/02 services, scholarships and bursaries. Library, our students, quality our

involvement of our - unknown caused of the final this and for the THEFT UNDER $5000 THU NOV 07/02 Person(s) a 500 pound weighted at 12% score year, ic programs,

tank at the construction trailer evaluates the breadth of col- students in the FRI NOV 08/02 propane by a university's community."

leak and the valve. In Maclean's ranked Wilfrid Person(s) unknown removed a wheel chair the Library to damaged lection as well as the percentage of the 1991, of Canadian universities. from the hallway at Bricker Residence. The Waterloo Fire Dept responded and man- budget allocated to library services. Laurier 37 out 46

the leak. the ever-controversial In it fifth. its low wheel chair was later recovered. aged to stop Finally, Reputation 2002, placed Although

worth this reflects due the Investigation continues. category, 20% year, a uni- placement in 1991 was largely to

0245 with method that was used MISCHIEF HRS SUN NOV 10/02 versity's standing its own graduates inappropriate ranking the Cfimf) of Week bottle An unidentified male threw a at the and within the community. Maclean's polls by Maclean's, Laurier has come a long way

that the TRESPASS 0100 HRS SAT NOV 09/02 rear of the FNCC causing damage to a vehi- thousands of individuals who range from since. "These rankings clearly show

cle the school counsellors busi- has achieved A male WLU student was found to have parked in vicinity. high guidance to Laurier community a great

leaders each to deal and has much to be said climbed the crane at the construction site ness year assess university proud of,"

The matter will be forwarded reputation. Rosehart. on King St. Like the Maclean's of to the Judicial Affairs Council. it or not survey News 3 Wednesdav November 13 2002

Laurier Day Impropaganda?

Concerned students present

controversial material during

Laurier Day events

ings.

Bryn Boyce Many of the Ambassadors and

This year's Laurier promotional volunteers expressed their disap-

with the actions of event, Laurier Day, saw a new pointment

ambassador their ranks. these concerned students. "What type of in

of "concerned students" on was A group happened Friday of these dedicated began to spread a new type deplorable, are volunteers who informational brochure. One that signed up to give

in the back to the Instead you wouldn't find pristine community.

dis- bombarded with prepackaged advertisement they were ques-

Official tions and misinformation that tributed by an Laurier they

Ambassador. were in no position to respond

Siobhan Bahgwat of said Watts. The group 5-10 Laurier stu- to," Regan A smiling fellow and fellowette greet the photographer much like they would a high school student. The of students stated dents distributed 500 of these group

unofficial Laurier Day pamphlets they "weren't trying to inconven- the pamphlet initiative.

the volunteers." to parents and prospective stu- ience unpaid Anthony Piscitelli, one of the

dents. The consisted of Members of this became concerned students outlined the pamphlet group

two sections. The first section distressed when "5 or 6 goals of the pamphlet initiative.

pointed out 10 aspects of Laurier Ambassadors" began debating He stated that it was designed to

that felt issues with them about their share information with they were major not purpose. prospec-

addressed in the university's litera- They claimed they were being tive students to help them make "intimidated" these volunteers. ture. by an informed decision. Another

A few issues that the Services have the example Conference Coordinator, goal was to visitors rec-

pamphlet pointed out were: Glennice Snyder later responded ognize the faults at Laurier and

"WLU is currently on the list of that it was "definitely not intimi- incorporate that information into

want Work Abroad academic institutions that to dation." future Laurier Day literature. Student Programme (SWAP)

tuition has the to As he stated that deregulate prices. "Everyone right say well,

would raise the cost what think that Deregulation they want, I they prospective students have more ■ SWAP arranges work visas and offers orientation,

of tuition well beyond what the [concerned students] identified in the than the power university accommodation, and support services overseas government currently allows." issues that the Students' Union current students. Piscitelli argued

"Three 50 needs work for days ago a day long to continue to on that since the university already strike held by the staff current and future Laurier stu- has and the support our money not visi- ended. This has had disastrous said a dents," WLUSU President, tors,' they have greater interest in

affect on the of education quality Andy Pushalik. these possible students. '"I love the institution provided. This may Regardless, there was consid- Laurier, I just think it could be bet- be with Plant erable ll ' repeated Physical discontent around the cam- ter."

and in 2003 and with with Planning pus the actions of these con- The concerned students

the faculty and the staff associa- cerned students. "There are more expressed their interest in working tion in 2005. If choose Laurier address these with you appropriate ways to the High School Liaison next be year, you'll around for concerns," stated "to office to Snyder, develop a "more honest" CUTS i?—Ma» i |j both." See the world come out on Laurier Day and booklet for future Laurier Days. your way The second section of the behave this is way inappropri- They will continue to distribute pamphlet listed 7 "questions you ate...They accomplished noth- pamphlets at future promotional should ask of your Laurier Tour ing." events unless a more objective Guide." The were questions an "In no or form is way, shape approach taken. "It's a

effective to out the way bring infor- were pamphlets to not designed University, Coke," said pam- mation that was not dissuade from commonly people coming to phleteer Stirling Prentice, "hon- known to visitors. They dealt with Laurier," said Rishi Kumar, "We're esty looks better." Another event HHB issues like www.travelcuts.comwww.swap.ca ||g||| cost of food in the the not ones giving Laurier bad similar to Laurier Day is sched- Dining Hall, double cohort adap- publicity," added Mike Borrelli. uled for early March. tations and residence shortcom- Both students were participants in

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The Cord Weekly Business Eat World

The tie that binds since 1926

the do him. don't Bryn Boyce big money payoffs? Why more want to employ They want to A Wilfrid Laurier University Student Publication students and more intelligent spiral into marry a movie star they want to divorce Third Floor, Fred Nichols Campus Centre

the material-driven abyss that one. 75 University Avenue West, capitalist I call Business? In and Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3C5 a society institution so funda-

(519) 884-1970 ext. 3564 They must be seeking that role- mentally committed to protecting indi-

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www.wlusp.com of and the hands den-variety Captain Industry right? power, power is in of a e-mail: [email protected] Like Phil Nike Knight, CEO. He is a time distinguished few, so money grants indi-

honoured of He's Or so the News Editor epitome capitalism. viduality. logic goes...

"Blast!" had one finger on the pulse of the con- In this world of ever-decreasing - Wilbur McLean I in all its forms and Sometimes look around this university sumer society one working standards, an expanding rift

and shake head. I wonder imbedded into the between rich and and fervent system my finger directly jugular poor a

Fditorjai Board what some of the most scholarly histori- of countless fledgling countries. Or universal passion for wealth, it's at least

cal individuals would about Biz- Former Enron CEO who to know that Laurier's say our Jeffrey Skilling, comforting Young and Urban Professionals the Editor-in-Chief Christine Cherry University. I'd bet that Plato, after a brief resigned pre-scandal miraculously won't get short

in Assignment Editor Caitun Howlett inquiry, would promptly bend double cashed out $20 million Enron stocks end of the stick. Not with the business

in butchered to him his difficult Production Manager Wilbur McLean and sob agony over this help through 'person- faculty's profit-rabid training.

I News Editors Stefan Sereda interpretation of his "Academy." He al' problems. At the reins of one of the The best advice can give you biz-

tear students is unravel moral fibre Bryn Boyce may even through our bright neon largest energy trading firms, Skilling was naz your

and the the of the world. before it and holds back. Opinion Editor Regan P. Watts streets, bleary-eyed, engulf near- at pinnacle Business snags you

end He know that a Focus avarice and walk into the International Editor Brandon Currie est poison (hemlock or otherwise) to was savvy enough to your

life raft world armed with BBA and Entertainment Editors Melissa allen his misery. good Captain of Industry grabs a only a a Life Geoff Padmore The cold truth is that education is no and jumps ship before it sinks. cold, calculating resolve. (and

education. It's A few bad in basket is about Sports Editors Kristen Lipscombe longer a proving ground. eggs every you apparently University) money.

students make From I in the business world ifs So "Pull the levers, the buttons" Colin Duffett It trains to money. say? say, more push

eventual fall of like which criminals and the hurdles, there's a fat Business Editor Jennifer Wilder now until the capitalism are brought to light jump piece

than and who under the waterline. That of cheese the end of the maze. Now Features Editor JeffLatosik education will be nothing more an slip at

above and there and the world! Bon Student Life Editor Jennifer Asselin immaculately calculated, profit-turning iceberg theory, 10% 90% get out eat

Arts Editor Siobhan Bhagwat investment. What happened to self- below. Appetit.

improvement? Education for its own Naw, but it can't be the role models The opinions expressed in this editorialare those of the Cord Staff alone. Students to levels. authorand do those Cord Staff, sake. As its own payoff? aspire income not necessarily reflect cf The the editorialboard, WUJSPorWLU. Why has university become about They don't want to be Bill Gates they

Classified Coordinator Kristen Howard

" Production Assistants "My Boss Joanna Lau Natalia Swierczynska Amy Mallett LETTERS Paul Jarrett "CD Thief" Carol Rich

Laura Armstrong Carly "Young'n"Beath

Rebecca Toombs Jennifer Choong Burns Don't fluster me I'm a Ashley Copy Editors Debra Siemens superSTARR

Amanda Elliott Sarah Friesen Last week on Laurier Day, !, like many I am writing in response to "Conspiracy I'm back to work Amy Rogers Dianne Tennen volunteered be the of others, my own time to Theory," regarding hiring process I when I discov- volunteers. As executive Tara Koshowski Kim Brown a tour-guide. was upset student an As took down our I ered there out member of Fashion 'n' Motion, I felt the we picket station, Mattßenassi was a group handing Photo Manager the address First of told a Cord reporter contract accept- leaflets to the prospective students. need to some concerns. and File Wayne Money Circulation Manager Task ed by staff is not what we were "Laurier's a great school they'd say" and all, before labeling the Situation hoping for. would like elaborate what I Angela Foster hand their Result Relate interview I to on Advertising Manager innocuously my tour-group Activity (STARR) meant. The strike was not about "But there are some things tactics as "brainwashing," one must wages Ad Production Manager Elisabeth Oliveira papers. you or benefits. It was about fairness, might want to know about it first." look at why the system has and contin- espe- Ad Production Assistants Nicole Wilker Article This has list often to-be used in the cially in 3.8 (contracting out), paper a points, ues hiring process. the Matt Christie Kam Athwal which is still retrograde. We hoped basically grievances about the school. STARR is in place so that each potential administration would maintain the uni- don't have volunteer has the to the Mikel Sala Juliah Thrift On one hand, they say, we opportunity use the docu- their that versity's principles outlined in enough classes and parking, on the system to advantage. Why is it and Breakers also involved ment "Our Values, Coals Mission other, there's not enough green space. so many Ice are With Statement," and under "Employee (Try looking across the street. There's a in other activities? practice, they their Relations in the Human Resources little Waterloo are able the best of Editor of toe Week place called Park). They to perform to Laurier's abilities This Strategy" 1998-2003 (all on there's a of quiet in an interview. is why ses- Christine Cherry say shortage study website). How does the administration are offered to hiring, to space. (One word: the library!) sions prior help like old their reconcile goal statements develop Then there's a section entitled, students, ana new, develop team of staff Contributors should ask of interview skills. and preserve a high quality "Questions you your ensure...staff are con- full of enthusiastic and or appropriately Laurier tour-guide." There are seven Laurier is Dan Sennet, Jessica Jacky Droutn, Chris Clemens, sulted decisions involve McLaughlin, fluster This F 'n' M on or actively questions, which are designed to qualified volunteers. year, Paul Robert Demilie, Justin Deb Seabrook, Derek them in decisions which Jarrett, Sharp, volunteers received hundreds of The [unions] tne tour-guide, who are applicants. just with iwanuk, Bernard Brad Archbell, Reed would their constituents Dawson, Whitney Ludwig, like What does this have is about able to impact me. group hiring process being unilater- their insistence on the to Curry, Sarah Hicks, Ashley Bums, Hildegard Lindschinger, Cathy hundreds a man- right against us? We aren't even official narrow down those to exist- Hermsen, Simon be ally decide to give an employee's Mahler, Sterling Lee, Kaelyn Koepke, Mary Ambassadors. What good is trying to ageable number. There has to some outside contract while Pascoe, drunken Stefan aka for not to an Giannakis, L-Rock,

and is ed byHamilton Web Printing published every Wednesday. Opinion* 5 Wednesday November 13 2002

I'm French Bench going to cry

Stuck in a box "I need help"

type out "Making money means

business is good." awesome. looking at the world? But that's

The need for conformity in I think it has something to do what art is supposed to achieve;

the amount of that ideas with the fact that space it's a unifying inspiring us to see the world as it

are formulated in is an essential force: it breaks through borders is, and how it could be.

of realistic part society; true and overcomes languages. The Back to the train station, I

Newspaper editors U2 and the it enough. Rolling Stones, finally figured out, solving my need make for to room a myriad Beatles, having achieved inter- problems with an obvious, yet

of different content, and profes- national fame for being Rock sometimes forgotten lesson. Jacky Drouin Clemens sors need some standard Chris by Stars, are more widely known "I need help," a phrase I

which to each student's and loved than rocket second has judge most sci- picked up in grade,

work However it The lessons that matter in life and dictators. been As I sit here blankly staring at an equally. seems are entist Some of a friendly fall backup state-

WordPerfect to me that a the ones to the ends these bands closer and empty document, I rapidly increasing you'll carry are probably ment I use every now then, of lives enclosed of the least be can't but find the amount our is earth, or at the kind of world in that help great to achieving any believing people, gener-

of this white similar limita- ones remember when than A expanse glowing by very prison-like you'll peace some international ally speaking, are pretty nice.

monitor somewhat tions. at a train station because few less of mocking. you're standing organization just peo- minutes pride on my

After few and forms of all in all alone and not the and few of feel- all, a days ago I typed Applications Frankfurt, ple are actually listening to part, a minutes

column which kinds have enclosed boxes for a word of German. out a was quite knowing music. ing significant on the part of

the I to enter informa- With more than a Not knows who possibly strangest thing you pertinent nothing knap- everyone someone else, is something I and which sack filled with have ever written, coinci- tion within, squares are books, .and a Samuel Huntington is, and his can deal with. That we can't do

also favourite. The sized of the "Clash dentally my carefully to encourage you pocketful Euros, innate of Civilizations," but everything ourselves, and in

that this to inscribe the desired of desire to a hot from knows only thing prevents amount buy pretzel everyone John Lennon, having to overcoming our pride less and no a street vendor made me realize and his famous and stubbornness for overly-hyped, self-proclaimed knowledge, certainly "give peace a by asking from this that should masterpiece being in no more. Resumes, supposedly a I have paid more chance" lyrics. Huntington was help is a hard lesson to learn,

is its massive of one's to attention to lessons but that that space right now representation ability my German trying to point out the reasons one helps us see

bulk, by which I mean word work, are expected to be in a and less to the Cat Steven for future conflict while Lennon we're all in this together. Even

count. defined format ren- albums I fell in love with last that world without the Beatles knew the value of rigid, tightly was saying a 'a

the column was them all summer. conflict little from friends.' Although dering coldly imperson- was possible, as long as help my

too and had al and We learn to all about with undoubtedly large virtually indistinguishable deal, however, we were willing to take a It's co-evolving

to be from each other. Wouldn't work with what no right to expect an and we have 'chance' on it. one another, knowing that if we

into corner of benefit from and what know. squeezed my tiny employer learning we I'm a pretty Even Mick Jagger, from the can't rock together, we can't

this I still find it about hire slow but newspaper, a pity more a potential learner, I eventually Rolling Stones, was quick to walk together. Maybe the lesson that has be their and to meas- style catch on to here and that while not of the is that have to for- creativity through creativity things point out we may day we ured the in it fills or num- of presentation rather than hav- there. I know that chuck paper despite my get everything we want in life, get our pride, rationality ber of words it includes. This is to schedule tedious inter- half-hearted to recall what the ing attempts 'you get you need.' Peace out door, put on our dancing often within learn about them most exemplified views to as the German for "how and sustainable shoes and with the phrase development? just go

life the restrictions much?" I'll to university by people? continue be my Oh, these rock stars, with their music. Because all in all, we're

placed reports, and The law hum- and all for upon essays general, overarching personal self-distracter, fancy moves crazy notions! doing right ourselves, we take-home midterms. 1000 of acceptable convention today ming along to Cat Steven's Who would have known that just need to dance a little more. words MAXIMUM. 6-8 is that we must embrace the "Father and pages Song," noticing these Rock Stars were providing And eat more ice cream. with if mundane penalty imposed over or and as and the world with than unpredictable shiny objects, discovering, more just under limit. we strive to make amidst it that everything all, music is truly music, but a whole new way of If ask such harsh you me, more streamlined and easy to

restrictions aren't beneficial to and run comprehend. Yes, our

the all. learning process at society is modern and efficient

While what suggestions as to the as hell, but sometimes it sucks.

typical is are cer- essay length Stupid corporate jingles on TV

it tainly appreciated, hardly enthusiastically urge us to push

seems fair for an interesting point the boundaries and think outside

to be and forcibly unnaturally the box, but only if we do it from

cut short because its author fears within their designated con- the repercussions of in trol led-access handing a safety areas. lengthier Some of the and paper. Creativity originality are Warehouse Store ideas in the world took greatest a encouraged, but only if they fair deal of time to adequately remain within acceptable socie- explain. Check out the Kama tal standards. QUALITY FOOTWEAR...BRANDS YOU WANT! Sutra, it's extensive. This column ends here, not On the flip side, sometimes because I want it to but because

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LETTERS

that would make that Albert Einstein was smarter time out of their Letters continued on page 6 with a GPA an pie take universi- and then I lives and volunteer Hildegard Lindschinger Cathy Mahler awesome figure skating score am, Tracy MacGrady plays ty provide WLUSA don't started sham better ball then I and that services WLU alumna and YVIUSA mem- member get me on my do, (Foot Patrol, ERT), help

Michael a better for ber Business Office of a love life (the girl I like has a Jackson is raise money charities boyfriend of course). My point is, dancer then I'll EVER be. But (L.U.C.K., Charity Ball, F'n'M) make them bad fun You don't know me I'm normal I'm a normal student with normal does that people? and offer activities for ALL

problems, I am by no means part No, because I'm sure some Laurier students (Ice Breaking, to of the of instances exist where abilities Winter Carnival). If efforts "This is in response to Brian I am writing in response upper-echelons society my our Life because I'm of overshadow theirs I know make bad then Bailey's letter last week, in Jennifer Asselin's (Student just apart (ex. I'm us people just " SCAB's Won't Editor) editorial an WLUSU. smarter then T-Mac, M.J. hasn't shave head and call response to my regarding my me elaborate WLUSU Here's the bottom line: in life half the skills that I Luthor Heal" letter that was published in 'Conspiracy got balling got, (Superman reference).

of the where students are there will be and don't tell me I can't The side' that have the previous issue Cord. Theory' some always somebody out- only 'ugly you overlooked for volunteer who can cheer better then dance Einstein). to is Bailey was clearly angered by being you, question why some people of her do better then of con- 1/3 interviews Don't it's are so all mad and several my statements positions (including you, player-hate, petty busy getting floor from dance better then and and at this there cerning how I felt about those residence). you pretty frankly age, are upset at spilled milk, instead or

that crossed Here's two cents: much in to about. The our achieve- SCABS my picket my maybe outperform you every bigger things worry celebrating (WLU's)

sucked. I with all due Is there can do truth of the matter some of the ments with the rest of their line during the past emotional they mean way. anything you is, peers.

strike. all to that? best I've ever met have weeks we were on respect, people can cry they change Probably people eight Lee from These Sterling Mr. that "he cannot want about theories' not...personally I've accepted been WLUSU. Bailey says 'conspiracy peo- help but teel that she (referring to and what not, but maybe instead the blame other me) is not a single mother with of placing on "

two kids." How does he know? individuals, they should place the blame themselves. It's called I'm not going to divulge my per- on r n sonal information, but I'd like to accountability, and more so, it's

him a of a few "situ- called not a sore loser give sample being ■-v - iSSs ; ■.;«« ■ ~ ■ < - | , that several of found when don't Is ations" us things go your way. I ourselves in. For example, some it a conspiracy that didn't make of the football The of us are single mothers, some team? No. reason A m VSGStARi&n ALteW! not us are single fathers, some of us I'm your starting quarterback

of wid- is because I don't have an ounce are pregnant, some us are weeks of athletic I for Ice owers, some of us are (if ability. applied Breaker and I it twice. not days) away from retirement, twice, got I for Fashion 'n' Motion some of us are cancer patients, applied and I I but all of us were out on the pick- twice got it twice. enjoyed cool et line. To assume that just Breaking, met some people, decided because I was able to stay on the and as a result to try Motion. picket line without suffering Fashion and Where's the if in that? financially was rather amusing conspiracy not pretentious. Now humor me for a

While it is true I cannot minute...let's just say, hypotheti- I these assume I know everyone's finan- cally, that got positions on

not because cial situation, it was well known my own merit, and for to all WLUSA members that there somebody is pulling strings confidential Fund Is that such novel was a PIN me: really a I and idea? insinuation that didn't (Picketers In Need) a Any I

to somehow is Hardship Fund available those earn my position

in need (as well as the weekly insulting. Ifs the equivalent to That is I still feel that the strike pay). why saying only reason a cer- reasonable editor their the that tnere was no tain got position in

excuse for WLUSA members to Cord wasn t because they were a I but because have crossed our picket lines. good writer, they will admit that their to the I was extremely slept way top. My

when wrote letter. favorite comment was that 'these angry I my I s and the HWTTT7W iTTTTT3 still am angry it is something people (WLUSU) are con- ■Wr a 'a * know formists: the well-round- pB that will not be forgotten. I popular, I 112

the will dimin- ed students...are we anger eventually really repre- but stated first let- the of WLU? ish, as I in my senting diversity Conformists? I'm ter, I still will NEVER FORGET. HA. Diversity? thinks that Chinese kid that hates And if Bailey me not a drinking

forgetting is some kind of a threat, at Wilf's, reads DC comic books then he can think that if he so and watches an ungodly amount wishes. In he ahead of television. Trust fact, can go weekly me, damn but that and see if he can file criminal I'm pretty 'diverse,' conformed charges against me for "not for- doesn't mean I've to

if he but own. getting"..welLthat i5.... can anybody's standards my that have handful of tind a lawyer won't stop Popular? I a peo- laughing long enough to tell him ple I consider good friends. Well rounded? he'd have a better cnance at get- I it in school Bt?sfn' ting some pigs to fly. I'm barely making llOParn- WrapIt Up Charity!for mii COIAUOS

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Border policy under fire

Canadian citizens, landed immigrants with Arab back- ground issued US travel warning when crossing border

Commonwealth nations travel Robert Demille ation and frustration as their ethnic profile is now require a

used as grounds for detainment. visa to enter the US. Brandon Currie Truck driver Mohammed Gohari crosses The Cabinet dispute revolves around an

11 the border times a is still American proposal to new restrictions After coming into effect on September many day yet impose "I'm Canada who hold border detained and each time. not a on residents of passports 2002, America's tough new security questioned have frustration I don't know bin Laden," he jokes as from a Commonwealth nation and who measures are causing protest and terrorist, become Canadian citizen. The with the estimated 75,000 Arab Canadian citi- he is forced to endure another set of the same not yet a

at the Buffalo United States intends to landed immi- zens they affect. Those from Iran, Iraq, Syria, questions crossing. However, require

most of those affected don't take the situation from all Commonwealth countries - Libya, are now subjected to routine interroga- grants File Photo the United tion, fingerprinting, and photographing, quite as lightly. excluding Canada, Kingdom, Denis Coderre plans to petiton Washington

and Zealand - Canadian Foreign Minister Bill "I am not the same I don't Australia, Singapore New to prompting person anymore, regarding the border legislation.

first-class Canadian now," obtain visitors' visas before the coun- Graham to advise a travel warning for all such feel like a citizen entering

deficiencies in the "it is citizens. said an anonymous Arab Canadian. Similarly, try- security past, but, very

advised the FBI also for Coderre claims the visas are much to the American authorities to decide The report that came from Ottawa questioned Umar Dogar a gru- unnecessary up

hours the because landed face what visas intend to on others or Arabic citizens to "consider carefully" traveling eling seven at immigrants they apply

not." reason Rainbow an equally a thorough security check to the United States for any following Bridge, before awarded resident the former Minister of of the The traumatic event."It was like we being Axworthy, the introduction new legislation. "I am not the Lloyd

in Canada. He Affairs, was "I think we has been lifted for Canadian citizens, did something wrong," status says they Foreign quoted saying, advisory same person any- leader should be treated the have to stand and that this is a but landed have been extended no exclaimed the spiritual same as up simply say immigrants more, I don't feel

from the federal who resides in Oakville. full Canadian citizens by US clear case where the so-called security con- assistance government. like a first-class the fundamen- Graham has the officials. "When about cerns have to be subservient to 'The US will exempt Canadians from a petitioned Canadian citizen talking defend the born in those five US of State Colin these landed where tal of this country. If we don't new law deeming people Secretary now." immigrants, rights

about future Canadians. nature of then we lose be elevated risk and Powell to back down over the talking pluralistic Canada, very countries to an security -Arab Canadian after

have all the much of who we are." requiring them to register at Canada-US border issue and stop the racial profil- They gone through border inspection checks that need viewed Canada's mild to crossings," announced Graham. ing. However, Prime Minister necessary they Dr. Kay pleas

he American lawmakers as token in Last week, American ambassador to Chretien has declared that, "If to become a part of Canada," nature,

not citizen of Canada, said. adding that, "any by Canada to inter- Canada, Paul Celucci, assured Canadians that you are a attempt the affairs of the United is to from there is the Parliament me to Canada has taken in States, save those who hold a passport will be exempt nothing permits Meanwhile, already ject in international and make this do." that this means Canada is stiffer measures in the wake of the face the community the policy, although officials speculate Critics argue security

11 United The it like has a could take several weeks to filter down to the abandoning its landed immigrants when they September attacks on the States. seem our opinion significant

front-lines. need the most. NDP leader Alexa federal has introduced a impact." agents working at the help government perma-

'To nent resident identification card, called the Under the new National Security Entry-Exit McDonough contends, simply say 'well, Leaf card, incidents of Registration System (NSEERS), US customs because they don't have a Canadian passport Maple in response to documentation. Landed have the detain and not our now is fraud with early agents authority to ques- they're problem, go awa/ just

who travel abroad have until next tion landed immigrants about religious affilia- truly shocking." immigrants

and Ethnic has been of to obtain the new ID card. tions, family history, and can examine profiling a part year believe that the contacts. For the thou- American domestic after the However, some analysts copy lists of personal security policy

in and is made Canada the sands of such people who cross the border terrorist attacks 2001, now straining arguments by regarding

humili- relations between two nations that have boast- new policies enacted by the US do not daily, the new restrictions have caused carry

ed about the 'Longest Undefended Border in much weight. "Canada has no vested interest

said Political the World'. 'They (America) should make sure in Commonwealth visas," Laurier

that Canadians are treated as Canadians, when Science Professor Dr. Barry Kay. "And even if

will have travelling on Canadian passports, and no dis- Canada has a problem, they only a within the tinction should be made because of a place of minimal impact on the situation

birth," Graham said. US."

Denis Coderre, the Minister of Citizenship In fact, officials in Canada have aborted the

and Immigration, plans to travel to Washington possibility of fighting the new legislation, as

that the has the this month to discuss what he labels racial pro- many argue US sovereign right

American officials. "Racial is to determine its border policy despite its poten- filing by profiling File Photo

assert not a Canadian value," said Coderre, who tial racial shortcomings. However, many Minister of Foreign Affairs Bill Graham has that Canadian checks of landed immi- intends to visit American on security representatives asked Colin Powell to racial File Photo stop profiling

15. is most over the are thorough enough. Graham said US at the border. the November Ottawa upset grants Customs agents inspect a car at about Windsor border crossing fact that landed immigrants from officials have never expressed concerns

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Canada's War on Terror

that his hypothesis on this occasion has not

to define been Stephen Clarkson attempts fully supported. Clarkson suggests that

NAFTA has ended some of the economic the nature of US-Canada relations asymmetry between the two economies but

there is much more that still needs to be dis-

cussed.

Paul Jarrett US would not stand idle if Canada was threat- Despite the appearance of total appease-

ened and to defend Canada as if it Canada has been able follow pledged ment, to its own

Acclaimed University of Toronto Professor was the USA. Likewise, Prime Minister in path some respects. For example, Canada Clarkson UW last week Mackenzie the President's Stephen spoke at King responded to acted without the USA on the treaty banning

debated of the that Canada would not regarding a hotly issue late, comments, stating land mines, and on the creation of the

nature of American-Canadian relations follow- allow its territory to be used for aggression International Criminal Court. Likewise,

the terrorists attacks. much the United States. Clarkson Clarkson that ing 9/11 Although against suggested suggests on security issues,

been made about American that this the crucible for future "Canada has foreign policy exchange was File Photo had to fight for itself or the US would

Clarkson and criticized its Canadian-American relations; Canada would Dr. Clarkson says that 9/11 had little effect overseas, analyzed fight for us." on Canada-US relations effects the World's Undefended have to defend itself or the US on Longest adequately As a result, Canada has been forced to

Border.' would assume that duty. respond by sending soldiers of the Princes

of After American Clarkson is a professor political econo- 9/11, many politicians much higher than that of the US. "It was not Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry to fight for the

and keen observer of believed terrorists to Canadian that allowed my, prolific author, falsely gained entry security known terror- United States in Afghanistan. In Afghanistan,

relations. In his latest America the northern border and that Canadian-American through ists to take flying lessons, and it was not Clarkson explained how Canadian soldiers

book 'Uncle Sam and and the Canada not itself. Canadian that US,' throughout was adequately defending security renewed one of the sui- were forced to violate the Geneva Convention

lecture, Clarkson maintained that 9/11 was not Clarkson said that when George W. Bush and cide pilot's visas." on of prisoners war, and they were also subject

in border rela- his cabinet a crucial development cross came to investigate their claims, Moreover, Dr. Clarkson argued that when to the "Friendly Fire" incident.

Clarkson detailed US-Canadian found border. the tions. Rather, they a very secure Nonetheless, US began its "War On Terrorism," Canada Primarily, Clarkson imparted that 9/11 did

relations from their their current situ- Homeland Tom had with the be origins to Security Secretary Ridge gave two choices; integrate USA or not change the essentials of Canadian-

ation. Prime Minister John a 30- excluded. Clarkson Deputy Manley paralleled the choice on American relations, as governments of each

Clarkson by a speech plan to secure the border. "War On with the choice of are began analyzing by point Terrorism" eco- country acting on the same archetype that US Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1939 in president However, Manley pointed out to Ridge nomic integration in 1989. In 1989 Clarkson was set in 1939. To Clarkson, Canadian secu-

which he stated that the United States would that of the had been in most points place since believed that Canada would loose its sover- rity has not been threatened by international

in remain non-belligerent a European war the Clinton administration in the 1990'5. eignty by joining the North American Free terrorism, and the only real danger that Canada against Hitler. Furthermore, FDR stated thatthe Clarkson insisted that Canadian is Trade Clarkson admitted faces security Agreement (NAFTA). is loosing our economy and identity. ￿Columbia

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1 Take this 'spot to the C Spot and International 10 Wednesday November 13 2002

International Opinion

Time to take Dubya seriously

view To the However, as the last 14 months have means omnipotent, many analysts pass judgement on morality of

is proven, Bush has transformed his image from Bush's victory as an endorsement of his man- Bush's campaigns the subject of another edi- Brandon Currie of what date with and the War Terrorism. here show that the that a slack-jawed, guntoting Texan to Iraq on torial; I am simply trying to

political scientist Donald Abelson calls the Last Friday, the United Nations Security meat and potatoes of world politics revolve,

resolution "Holiday Inn of Presidents," known for his sta- Council unanimously passed a that more than ever, around an American presi-

tell bility and salience with the people. authorized American force on Iraq if Saddam dent who couldn't the difference between

As in of American Hussein continues to evade Paksitani President General Pervez Musharraf virtually every aspect weapons inspec-

two months of intense hole in the two culture, 9/11 has changed the perception and tions, capping over and a ground years ago.

policy of Bush, with approval lobbying by Secretary of State This remarkable political u-turn has been

ratings soaring following Colin Powell. What's more, the result ofAmerican anxiety and willingness

there to faith in that will the event. Toronto Star are many new sup- put someone, well, anyone and The meat to columnist William Walker potatoes porters of Iraqi compliance tell them the bad guys aren't going get away International Editor of world now suggests that along with polities within the Arab world, leav- and that good will triumph in the end. Minus revolve around a presi- Saddam with few allies, a Contra scandal and an assassina- Before September 11 2001,1 admit that I was Canadian politicians Jean ing charisma, t Al the and dent who couldn tell if Bush resembles the last glad that George W. Bush beat Gore in Chretien, Ralph Klein, any. tion attempt, truly suc- Mel Bush has the difference between the will be cessful Ronald 2000 election. Along with late night writers Lastman, As UN soon Republican, Reagan. the Pakistani President forward to been underestimated searching the What I'm to is that in the and political satirists, I was looking by mysterious trying say past and hole in the which could all have his rivals and "knows a of to week, the stakes for the Bush admin- four years in we a good palaces Bagdhad political two Bush's latest what it takes to elect- ground years ago. Saddam's arse- istration and for the world laugh over idiosyncrasy or diplo- get investigate essentially people he face have increased. matic blunder. Sure, he might want to turn ed." nal, must comply or over dramatically Most

field and Darth President Bush must certain importantly because it reassures re-election, Alaska into a giant oil play consequences. but have his horseshoe this the US Army is the ultimate Bush has the of American and Vader in a Star Wars like missile defence, hung up lucky past Obviously trump support voters,

entire I always thoughtthat the stagnating machinery week in the Oval Office, as his administration card in negotiations, but the Iraq resolution through the UN, the support of the

of has been drafted with adherence to world behind him. With a major- of American politics would dilute most of his strung together a series political victories interna- Republican

American in House of and influence. that increased, and some say ensured their tional law and a peculiar new ity both the Representatives

11 chances of re-election in 2004. the for the United at least for the will In a world before September th, the fact Despite respect Nations, Senate, people expect greater political

chain and Dana idea to US federal that Bush had no experience with foreign pol- pleas of posters, emails, now. efficiency, an totally foreign

last both Bush and British icy was humorous, but at least between car- Carvey, the Dubya regime has now proven Finally Sunday, politics.

Dick could that it is PM Blair finalized for It is time for the world to face the fact that diac arrests, Cheney provide some no joke. Tony preliminary plans

of Bush's the mid-term the invasion of further for better the President of the United sound diplomatic advice. Like many Last Tuesday in elections, potential Iraq, encour- or worse,

to seats both with demands. Even is now truly the most powerful man in critics, I only saw the colloquialism of a man Bush led the Republicans gain in aging compliance UN States

that read books upside down and labelled the Congress and Senate, the first president though this week is the 'Lame Duck' session in the world.

contained since Franklin Roosevelt to do so. President Bush is looking things budgets because they many Although Washington, any-

numbers. his control over the government is by no thing but.

Jackass of the week: Thomas Gilbert

burned for reefer District judge by peeper blazing

By Brandon Currie

of the whose Usually if you're a well respected member state judiciary career

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ognized Gilbert and notified one of his colleagues, leading to Gilbert's suspen- sion and forthcoming substance abuse rehabilitation, pending possible look for removal. If so, he'll probably move back in with his parents, a new job,

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Lives

Forever ChangedBy: Kaelyn Koepke

to German and could hear that the 'she would have several the Russians it or not, everyone is hospitable soldiers, trapped to run forcing to retreat.

or and their was Russian tanks were close In kilometres in the dark and Reinhold and his fellow soldiers Likeconnected in one way presence nothing by. be afraid of intimidated Ursula cried make home in the trenches another to a particular war. to or by. desperation, out a among trees to it settled recently had Poland but A soldier without Russian If one feels as though this War begun in it prayer. German saw being seen. Regardless occupied by the soldiers. from and behind Ursula claim is disputable, they need seemed so far away this her crying praying a of the changes in lifestyle, However, the Russians returned look the and rural With he told felt like she could with soldiers. Reinhold only throughout history idyllic place. wagon. sympathy return to being morg had where Ursula's brother Ursula that she her She the of Western civilization, Kurt was and family a young girl again. met a to run for German line-with like down named almost form of government then conscripted, Her family, must another road, one young man Reinhold at a his troops, an that every :i; go experience of and believed that such that is and dance and married in could be hor- has in its past traces battle many others, not marked plowed, were only described as decided and that rific. bloodshed. When I to an event brought pride pur- so they may escape. They 1948. Reinhold, my grandfather, He witnessed his comrades

research I real- to a man's life. their and also lived farm. He worked torn the my family history, pose young lightened .wagon con- on a being apart by opposing ized that all of Kurt shot and tinued down such hard until he my grandparents Unfortunately, was theirjourney a picking potatoes ammunition; dismembered body of that of killed in that road. ThC of the received letter from the results of lit- i.vvere part a war many a subsequent battle rest refugees a govern- parts, heavy gunfire, the Second took in And that he us are connected to: place Leningrad. were not so lucky as to escape, ment stating was to serve tered the battlefield. A grenade before Ursula's World War. As a result, my then, shortly "and were forced back to their irr"lhe German army. Reinhold was fired and missed him, but a have been her homes. drafted and chose of the grandparents through eighteenth birthday, family Ursula's neighbour upon was to train to piece grenade flew in the that few live tell of from the home become of the force and experiences to message returning was raped and, part air as air was lodged in his back.

and their of and stntinu that Russian like sent the The Reinhold believed he shot story struggle town mayor so many others, to war was underway. year was as survival Is miraculous. I relate it and and blood started from his troops were advancing Siberia. ■ was 1942 Reinhold was to pour here best in the overtake the Ursula% old. The mouth. did know if this as I can, hope would soon town. fa%ily spent nine only eighteen years He not that what immedi- in people recognize oth- Everyone was to vacate weeks on the street. Eventually youns*boys training, of which dav would be his last. But he

ers have been and also arrived in where Reinhold a travelled TTyTfU&f "ftorcler through, ately. Taking only a wagon, they Hamburg, was part of, maaelrrfTffte t to understand how food forihe and lucky they enough horses, Ursula and her family claimed all over Germany and France to with only five other men. He was to live in war-free food for them- for three months. different carried stretcher and are a Country. hardly enough refugee status army bases. Training out on a

Life was simple. UrsulaTffiy selves, they left behind the Ursula and her father worked in included protecting planes, brought to a hospital.

ffved a farm home had worked linen ended code and grandmother, on peaceful they a factory. The--war learning Morse flying Having hardly healed, he in East Prussia-. hardto that and lim- his har- so procure. Not knowing year resources were gliders. Howevec training was was shipped to a German She sometimes listened to the what awaited dttSi witjn families being given cut* short. He had been trans- bour from East Prussia with four *adio with her and' food and allowed ferred the *in thousand other the family. Wosss family walkpd tontiritiously fpr a* cards only to to infantry men, because a threats of war full day and a full night in the ice purchase a limited quantity of September 1944 at the jtge of hospital and the remainder of but to hundred ngjbing disturb Ursula and snow. Many of her friends food. One could walk around twenty. One and twen- East Prussia had been defeated.

frorifrier of who also took this did and half the While aboard the four childhood or sense journey Hamburg see city ty men were sent to fight in ship,

security. Days were passed not escape. Instead, they were structure bombed and in ruins. Warsaw, Poland to defend the alarms went off with the threat of in the lakes and and banished Siberia. Ursula's "Childhood farm and line. Russian There swimming raped to German U-boats. was no time with her friends. the Ursula's and red spending Along journey, home now belonged to Poland. Of that one hundred recognizable cross painted

Her often ran out of food and family went ice fishing family soon The Russian government moni- twenty, only six survived, includ- on the ship, making it susceptible in the and she recalls winter, after they became aware that the tored German citizens living in ing Reinhold. Their mission was to attack. The second ship senf the taste of fresh Russians close land owned other advance hill that the from vividly fish. were behind, A by nations. to on a East Prussia was attacked

Soldiers would her few the of And to The and sank five thousand pass through days later, procession even though they had Russians Jjad occupied. with on town and sometimes at her in abide Ursula Germans thousand board stay refugees stopped a village. by a curfew, sonqg- had two including other injured, house. It be was customary to Ursula and her family were times stayed out past curfew ana artillery canons ready to fire, soldiers and civilians. The war 14 •Feature Wednesday November 13 ?M?

ended while Reinhold rested freedom. the lived in nities.and Despite mother) in Edinburgh, young children, sought the new ians are deeply affected by war,

another With conse- trauma and hospital. tragedy they experi- Scotland. She fell inteve with a opportunities that existed in a so much so that the act of war of the the have learned the commissioned Sub- land that seemed distant from threatens the foundations quences war, hospital enced, they newly so very of had become of value of have of the the of the is a prisoner war compassion. They Lieutenant Royal Navy, consequences war. humanity. Humanity com- under American attitudes of and Arthur Robinson. Like have of iPOW) camp adopted joy love Eric They most Canadians, 1 a posed family, hopes, security, From March until of what courted for three months and of multi- and possession. regardless hardship background composed passions fellowship, among

he remained con- comes theif were married on 28, 1943. nationalities. other of June 1945, way. May ple My lineage many things. Regardless fined within of watchtow- The shortened two traces to elders that a cage circumstances they, They spent a day fought on the "sides" of opposition, the ulti- and barbed with millions of others ®rs wire. along honeymoon together as Eric had opposite ends of the war, but mate cost of war is humanity.

The American soldiers would experienced, were beyond their toretum to his duty in the war. when looking at their stories, it is Sons are taken from mothers, throw their cigarette butts.near control. Likewise, the miracles of Caroline stayed in London alone hard for one to pick a side. How friends from friends, and lovers the fence. The would prisoners their survival were equally and recalls the city being under could one look at the lives of are torn from each other. be suck what their In attack the bombs of these individuals and still the lives of tempted to on beyond grasp. Canada, by German associ- Reflecting upon remained in those cigarette butts. Reinhold and Ursula were able planes. A quote from her journal ate with them the political those who endured, thg.«»war wfSfis However, if one went within to fully separate themselves from describes her experience: actions of the leaders of their gives us a picture of truly

three feet of the fence he would the values of the "He was due fora leave. nations? Both these needed. lf /Wgfleaches degenerate pre- long respective us any- be shot the Reinhold hard cffshould be that in leg. and vious German dictatorship. They It was long alright, two-days and men were young, working, thing, the of the free live their values left 3 and with dreams. Both within rela- rest prisoners were were to out I was at Cyldd Crescent, filled sion is a priority our when the became that London. forced into without released camp and faith within a nation Stanford Hill, ! was on were a war tionships. Given the property of Great Britain. would embrace their individuali- my own." ••■■■<» knowing the physical and moral am so glad that Ihad the oppor-

Reinhold now describes how the demands that wafted them. to the ty and were released from Eric's responsibility during a tunity finally explore the British soldiers would fears of each estab- the that of Once witnessed hor- of freely give war. They war was a #iere, they secrets my grandparents' past the prisoners cigarettes. He even lished a role within a productive minesweeper. He would guide rific and terrifying images that histories. There exists millions of German and embrace the naval smaller would be their like theirs that need be rememberfc:»any girls society were fpe to ships in a ves- impressed upon stories to British soldiers. and be and such sel the for for the of their lives. is marrying embraced, as andl cheeky water memory rest told, and it necessary, especial- Reinhold returned home. free and mines. As the both soon were to raise a family soon as Likewise, women were ly in a country as ethnically from his had old. Ursula and life' filled the for the Nothing town grow Reinhold minesweeper explodes, a with hopes diverse as Canada, to„jembrace changed and life seemingly raised three children and of those vessel from the larger ship would future. But instead of spending the history that lies behind each returned normal. to three children came nine grand- rescue the crew. My mother the latter days of their adoles- individual. Sides of opposition Once Ursula and Reinhold children Due recalls the death fun and and such the (including myself). harrowing near cence courting, having nq longer exist as married decided the freedom from would tell her. the would and that still were they to to .war, stories Eric One imaging places they stigmas stereotypes

to had Reinhold and Ursula his and hid- endure be from move Canada, as they two experi- night, Eric went to sleep in go, they spent it running must torn away children and feared the enced all the of slicker and boots for their lives from soldiers. the attached young simple pleasures exhausted, only ing people they are to; threat of another There is old that allows war. They also life, all the things that their par- to wake up .submerged. They had an adage When one these stigmas

wished to be free from the land- intended for them. mine and the of is often and break down ents Likewise, run over a fortunately says purpose war stereotypes to a that reminded them of have for all their he of the hard find. would truth revealed: truth scape they intentions was pulled out water. times to I say great is their traumatic and children and and told mother that that with this-.-War dam- about And experiences, grandchildren Eric my one time I agree humanity. although

to the watch and had the of indi- one's moving Canada brought can still experience they pulled up corpse ages communities, families, identity is partially com- of safe and future. all the soldier. members viduals and the of of his her hope a secure simple pleasures of life a German The general vitality posed or nationality, They dreamed of working hard unfold in their lives. This couple of the Royal Navy simply shot all sides involved. The loss is essentially we are all the same and the for the the and he obvious the is forev- inside. We all having ability to freely is- so grateful peace corpse immediately and damage are vulnerable,

what worked for. The them of often described to mother inflicted the of frail and on the com- enjoy they offered to by th 6 grace my er upon identity dependent

life they entered was a new God and freedom of this country. how nothing smelled so horrible. the people who exist within the munity we exist in and compas- for the that of others in that beginning them, bringing a While Ursula fled the Russian "Following war Eric, opposing governments, are sion community.

new and a new faith in and Reinhold train- Caroline and their sided each other. identity a infantry was young son against life that had seemed so uncertain ing to be part of ihe air force, Dennis took the Queen Maty" Regardless of the politics, ide- and chaotic. so Reinhold and Caroline Sophia Salter boat to Canada. They, like ologies and actions enforced by Ursula were given new opportu-" Donaldson (my other grand- Reinhold and Ursula with their a particular government, civil- Business15 Wednesday November 132002

DEX competition a success

Business students get dressed up to solve their problems

of interest are assigned to Food Marketing, Financial of who then Retail Simon Giannakis groups individuals, Services, Merchandising,

analyze it and prepare it for Human Resources and

Laurier-DEX had their first com- presentation. The student's Marketing; the last two cate- petition this past Saturday, decisions are then judged, and gories were provided by the November 9, which included a the student(s) with the best solu- Student Publications office. The the will be winners for these written test, case competition tion to case problem categories, and presentation with corre- singled out and awarded in the respectively, are as follows: sponding feedback from judges, closing ceremonies. Steve Best, Leona Lau, Carolina Thomas followed by closing cere- According to representatives Yang, Tsang, Song Ta, from the DEX this Rishi and monies. It was held at the organization, Kumar, Cyrus University of Waterloo and year's competition was a huge Frenchman. The winners who Keystone and the fact that the board with five involved other Ontario DEX success despite swept This was taken picture yesterday. It's definitely not from last year. participants representing their it was Laurier's first DEX com- medals each were Thomas the and Frenchman. the weekend school in this set of business petition, event ran smoothly. Tsang Cyrus Toronto on of Building). New members are

The based The next event that is sched- 24-25. DEX will be hav- and case competitions. competition was on January always encouraged upon life uled for the DEX business few months DEX is a student-run busi- real problems provided by group ing a busy that will payment of a small DEX fee

club that students both is an innovation no doubt lead to become ness gathers professional corporations competition many opportu- anyone can eligible to together to participate in the and the WLUSP office. this Saturday, November 16 nities for students to flex their compete in upcoming competi- which will take the solving of realistic business There were eight separate place at knowledge and show universi- tions that will reside in universi- indi- of Western ties problems. It gives students a categories with their own University Ontario. ties everywhere the extent of across Ontario. This organi-

their knowl- vidual winners. These cate- that will be in- talent found here at Wilfrid zation a chance to apply Following an provides great way to included house Laurier in edge to real life applications on gories Management competition at the University. gain skills dealing with tricky level with other Decision and of Waterloo DEX holds situations in the work force and a competitive Making, Sports University on weekly meetings students. Identical that Entertainment E- November followed the in base for cases Marketing, 29, by every Tuesday at 5:30 pm provides a learning apply to students' desired field Commerce Decision Making, DEX provincial competitions in PI 025/1027 (in the Peters future management skills.

Link conference leading the way

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Learn to walk and read

9th Annual Walk for Literacy returns emphasis to reading for fun

members of ERT, Foot Patrol, BAC- this year reach a goal of $2,000, CHUS, Peer Line, Boosters, but Laurier is notorious for break- Jessica McLaughlin Help Legal Services, BOD, Sigma Chi, ing charity records and to no sur- Amy Mallett done Delta Gamma and Radio Laurier. prise, it was again. Although and Club walker This past weekend the Laurier The Health Fitness even only $20 per was expected

to walkers with the raised at the walk community came together cele- warmed the up some money brate something amazing, and for stretches. totaled $2,700. The excess $700

it wasn't the LSFL will be donated to Trillium a change a sports game Emily Campbell, Camp, but instead for thrilled the for it was literacy. At coordinator, was by a getaway young cancer

to university, reading is often thought amount of support shown by the patients to go with their families time Trillium of as the never-ending burden and Laurier community and comment- spend together. it is "We've founded in 1989 and typically not considered ener- ed, got the best volunteers Camp was getic and exciting. However, at the on campus." When students have continues to provide a safe clean 9th annual walk for environment for children with literacy put on midterms, essays and projects due, by Laurier Students for Literacy but still find the time to come out cancer to interact with other

(LSFL) this past Sunday, reading and support a great cause it shows patients. The donation to this Matt Benassi from was the centre of inspiration and that dedication does exist. organization will be made A little won't these hardcore fundraisers, little howev- rain stop A hail, excitement despite the rainy Other walkers included Curtis Wilfrid Laurier University as a er? Who knows. weather. Booker Bear, whole, not from E. Cougar, represen- just LSFL, as a sign We're tatives and of for the not talking about read- from The Record, even appreciation over- Literacy is really the basis of all all of us of summer days spent herself. from various ing textbooks or course packs Janine Grespan Money whelming support in education and LSFL is succeeding reading a novel a hammock or about raised the toward student here; we're talking reading by event goes services. in making reading fun for children reading buddies in grade school. for enjoyment-if you can remem- purchasing books used for chil- The walk finished with refresh- as opposed to being boring. Perhaps even university students busi- ber what that means. dren at Grand River Hospital, ments and prizes from local summed it should the Emily Campbell up rediscover entertain- LSFL Janine Grespan, who had her Courtland Shelley Public School, nesses. This year has more best, "it's important for children to mentside of reading and pick up a than and is becom- big break with CTV and is now a Laurentian Public School and the ever programs in learn to love reading as much as good book and get lost a story local made an John Howard Society. Funds also ing even more active in the celebrity, appear- knows we love reading." Maybe this walk all over again. Everybody at to Waterloo than in earli- ance the walk give an open- go towards Saturday reading cir- community will have inspired students to not that the book is always better than ing speech about the importance cles that and promote er LSFL is dedicated to encourage years. pro- love of the read the only promote a reading to movie, so why not attention of literacy and education. reading for 30 children during viding one on one and kids but each other real to young among thing as opposed watching Approximately 70-100 volunteers session. tutoring for children who every struggle it as well. The excitement of this on the big screen. participated in the walk including The walk organizers hoped to with homework and reading. in walk just might spark a memory

Foodfor thought

mood. Other foods that were included in the

to the buffet at around buffet the We showed up were always dependable toast, o'clock the food that offered and for the sweet tooth of Jennifer Asselin one so was salad, vegetables, fresh could be. the of and other wasn't as as it However, group, a plethora squares addition Location, location, location, in the case of french toast was made to order and I had such treats. Also, an impressive to breakfast the made this week's restaurant review, that's what it's my choice of white, whole wheat or french the are custom omelet's. The cooks Wilf's all about. Although most students don't bread. This had to be one of the biggest at are eager to with whatever it is want in want to think about another meal coming pluses as I am a huge fan of french toast please you your

must it omelet. from the Dining Hall or any other on-cam- and I say that was the highlight of Wilf's Our view of the whole Wilf's pus eatery, can be a great alternative. the meal. general this the Breakfast is that if In case, I chose to inspect the hidden I also decided to try pancakes experience you plan to tad and the earlier the better. As mystery that is Wilf's Breakfast. which, although, a cold, were light attend, you go, As convenient As links with it's hard when is a option to Saturday or fluffy. well, sausage were served, any buffet, everything Sunday morning brunch, Wilf's Breakfast just like mom's home cooking. I followed set out for long periods of time. Things get MattBenassi

- there isn't much has a wide variety of breakfast foods to up my breakfast with a small bowl of fruit cold and food gets soggy Wilf's - the early bird gets the fresh food. choose from. The breakfast which and do. This is where the omelet's all-you-can-eat salad, was a sweet healthy you can Manager of Wilf's strongly urged, "Just in. The fact that these special is available from 11am-2pm on choice that I don't regret as there was a come you can get come check us out. No one knows about weekends and in at $8.50, not includ- medley of fruit involved; it could made to guarantees rings although specifically your liking now us especially those in residence." So, drinks. This be little have been bit fresher in taste. the freshness of the food, as was the case ing can seen as a pricey a that know what's available and that the you for students but if hun- Nicole also with the french toast that I consumed. on a budget, you are My eating companion, Wilker, food is actually worth going for, tell a friend and plan on a decent sized tried the scrambled which she com- Little does the student body know, gry eating meal, eggs in brunch date with that and pencil a spe- the for the fact that Wilf's Breakfast has been since price should not be an issue. However, mented were very good taking place cial someone. if small eater then served at buffet where lids last October. Attendance has been low you are a you might they were a are want to think twice about dishing out the constantly being opened and food is though because word has yet to get the cash. mediocre in temperature. around. During our meal, restaurant Wilf's Students The atmosphere that was laid Nicole also decided to the bacon was bare. came in as time morning try pretty 75 University Ave. West the is understandable as was a back as you entered the restaurant. We which, she said, "is good to way I like passed, which it Waterloo at the and students tend to were greeted doorway and told that it cooked but others may like it crispier." As Sunday morning sleep ext. could in. 884-1970 3571 we just go up and help ourselves, as well, we both tried the home fries which

a waitress would be addition well, most students take right with us. Being we mutually decided were a great As advantage able to choose welcome to the breakfast. Nicole commented, of other breakfast specials available around our seating was a Cord's Rating: the such the Mel's. addition as we could either immerse our- "They have a lot of flavor to them. They area as ever popular them With Wilf's the main attraction is selves with others or position ourselves have a dash of spiciness that makes though,

Out of a Five Jenn's like at other that is As Paul Assistant possible Smiling away from everyone else depending on our not bland and boring places." it on-campus. Sergi,

Goat Goers to Laurier

An April Campbell Production Student Life 17 Wednesday November 132002

Nothing memorable about Remembrance Day

of It Hub, The Bookstore and the C- Concourse, where the hum seems as if we have truly begun of war.

closed their doors to coffee machines to take An opinion piece by Spot business Second Cup's our peaceful and other- We were born in an era of Dan Sennet in and the bustle of those in wise respect. passing quiet lifestyles for granted. peace, where "skirmishes" in the The participants of Laurier's drowned out the speakers. All in However, Dr. Barry Gough, Middle East and "crises" in

the made subtle effort to the environment loud and from the of states Exactly 84 years ago, guns ceremony a all, was Faculty History, is one African don't affect us; we the blood mark the for to the where it who has He the stopped shooting, occasion remem- distracting, point not. was only one are too far removed and we have and the nations brance. small to heart-felt stopped spilling Sitting on a podium, was disrespectful. give a passionate, become shock resistant. When we

On the eleventh a few selected staff and There chairs lined address the audience he that stopped warring: students, were fifty to as see a nightclub in Bali has the eleventh month, World WLUSU President with audience of 100 commented Canada's contri- day of including Andy up, an over on exploded we mourn for a minute end. Pushalik and David of students, War I came to an Since then, McMurray, composed police offi- butions. I listened as he recited and then move on. We don't care

has memorial- the Dean of Students. cers, professors and staff. As I sat some of the horrors faced those how Israeli's the world annually by many died in yester- Canada has This effort noticed the It who ized the armistice. year's was abysmal. down, I timing. have served Canada in times day's suicide bombing or how

million soldiers in It far from the commenced at 10:30am and of to lost over one was a cry ceremony war. "History has recount many hostages were killed in soldiers who held last in the Science ended at 11:10am. As those he Russia battle. These are sac- year speeches horrors," said as he went by their rescuers. Why lives what Atrium. One Honour couldn't the rificed their to protect year ago, an were being read, I help on to question authority we would we, The Bachelor is much

for Guard and a whole slew of but think that all over the world have our in han- we take granted; peace. digni- given politicians more important.

commemorated time to stand still. How have we taries, including Ontario's was going dling Canada's affairs. How have we become so would be held the With their sacrifice? These people, peo- Governor General, Hilary Weston Ceremonies in Gough's passionate complacent about the things in who have died in the worst and Laurier President, Dr. of schools, businesses words in mind, he is life that should affect ple majority right. History us and so who have devoted their Rosehart, honored us with their and cultures where each must recount the stories of concerned about ways, person many things that have

who have to and to would observe a the victories lives to the war effort, presence pay homage two-minute war, painful and hor- little material value in our lives? forsaken themselves for the show their of the silence at eleven minutes rible defeats. These stories of This pros- appreciation past are is truly a sign of the moral of the future efforts of those who died and eleven o'clock. That in the officer who of perity generations, is, except was crucified, or degradation our society and it tribute them? those committed the where the French how can we pay to to peace. Concourse, we woman who was bay- must change.

Laurier con- This the Master of observed the two-minute silence oneted, and of the Canadians who We must else Wilfrid University year, change or pay solemn in the Ceremonies the random time of 10:47am. died ducted a ceremony was a student, barely at at Vimy Ridge and on the the price of history. We must to his This beaches of It is concourse, approximately 40 managing acknowledge ceremony was a com- Normandy. simply remember the past or be doomed audience while from his and distasteful minutes in length on Monday, reading pletely inadequate not enough to attend a forty- to repeat it. We must remember,

November 2002. cue cards. The setting was the of our to minute and 11, Immediately expression gratitude ceremony once a year, or we must experience we must the The somber of the those who have served for take class prior to commencement, atmosphere us. maybe a on the history feel: lest we forget.

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"I received the pass and shot the Cai~in Howlett · With only minutes left in the second ball, and there is no way that it took half, the Hawks had the lead by one, but eight seconds," she said . Reminiscent of the same close loss suf­ numerous attempts to up the anti were Despite harbouring bitterness with fered by the football team several weeks unsuccessful. With less than thirty sec­ respect to the controversial call and a ago, ousting the Hawks from the play­ onds remaining, Guelph potted one past fourth place finish, Cowlen was pleased offs, the women's field lacrosse team Laurier's goalie, Tamara Watt, much to with her team's overall performance. failed to win the OUA bronze medal the dismay of the small crowd support­ "Looking back at the team in my first against Guelph on Sunday. The Lady ing the Hawks. year and comparing it to this one, we are Hawks were the recipients of a question- Ainslee Howard, who had a tremen­ a million times better." She also pointed dously successful weekend on the score­ out that this year's squad had no new WESTERN 8, LAURIER 5 board in lieu of the team's overall lack of players to the game (a common element success, gained possession of the ball in in previous years); a strong indication of . the final seconds. Howard made a quick the sport's growth over the last four able call in the dying seconds of the pass to co-captain Vanessa Cowlen, who years. game, destroying all hopes of an over­ snagged it midair and fired it past the Once the game was officially over, ti me comeback. helpless Guelph goalie, only to have the purple and gold dispersed on to the field Laurier Athletics Uncharacteristic Golden tying goal recalled. Cheers spattered in dirt and discontent, while Hawks co-captain Vanessa Cowlen received MVP and All~star honours from the OUA. Hawk play consisting of think rose up from the small, but Watt, visibly upset, doubled over in missed opportunities, "I it was supportive Laurier crowd defeat. Some teammates comforted her, dropped balls and poor a case of under the impression that while others sat on the bench with a season with the Hawks. passing would be the in~rience the game had indeed been tearful look of disillusionment, staring The overall performance of the Lady unconcealed r.esult of. the under pressure tied. However, the sharp blankly across the field. For several play­ Hawks during the weekend was Hawks' losses in both the that caused arm signals from umpire ers, this was their final game as a Golden addressed by Orth. "We have a fairly semi-final game against our less than Cheryl McNeil identified young team .. . and I think it was a case of Western, as well as the final. confident play." the illegitimacy of the goal. inexperience under pressure that caused GUELPH I LAURIER The semi-final game saw the "We executed the play 11 1 0 our less than confident play," she allud­ -Head Coach Mustangs eviscerate the to perfection," said Head ed. This is the second year in a row that LynnOrth Golden Hawks and make Coach Lynn Orth. "I think it Hawk. Co-captain Kelly Mcfadyen, the Hawks will settle for a fourth place their way into the OUA was too close to call the along with Sophie Kotsopoulos, finish, disappointing considering a large Championship game with a goal back when the method Shivaune Wright, Katie Sandiford and number of the girls on the team were score of 8 - 5. of timing is not precise." Orth noted that Courtney Campbell will all be graduat­ part of the OUA Championship squad in After the tough loss to Western, the the whistle was not blown before the ball ing. 2000. The Hawks finish their season and Hawks were confident in their ability to was released, but was unsure if it went Cowlen, who received the OUA post-season with a record of eight wins, beat Guelph. The Hawks attacked quick­ before the ball entered the net. league MVP (Most Valuable Player) hon­ four losses and one tie. ly in the first few minutes of the game In retrospect, Cowlen, a fourth year our and All-star recognition this past securing a healthy advantage, but the Kinesiology major, was also unclear as to weekend, remains undecided as to Gryphons retaliated in no time. Wet field when exactly the whistle was blown, but whether or not she will return for a fifth laurier shoots out lights against capital duo Ottawa Gee-Gees. A large The Hawks improved to 4 - Bernard Dawson crowd assembled to watch the 0 on the season, taking sole Hawks defend their undefeated possession of first place in the The weather was not the only record. OUA West with the victory. thing unseasonably warm this The first half was character­ "We're playing as a team past weekend. The WLU ized by fast-paced action, as now," said Assistant Coach Ann Golden Hawks women's bas­ both teams were able to quickly Weber after the Ottawa game. ketball team continued their hot push the ball up court. Defense was not a factor, as neither team start to the OUA season with a LAURIER 85, OTTAWA 68 pair of victories over Carleton seemed able to stop the other and Ottawa. from scoring. The Carleton Ravens were The Hawks continued to "We've had a wonderful home the first team to fall victim to the depend upon the three-pointer, stand, taking two tough games Hawks. The game on Friday but fell behind the Gee-Gees from two good teams." The night began as a close contest, late in the half. Ottawa was able team did indeed look impres­ as both teams struggled to find to take a 40- 38 lead. sive during their victories this their offensive rhythm early on. As usual, the Hawks domi­ past weekend. The average sized crowd nated the second half. Laurier Weber also gave some rea­ watched the two defensive units used the fast break and accurate sons for the team's early success play well. Both sides held the outside shooting to grab the this season. "We love to run the other's offense in check. They game by the throat. ball," she stated. "We've also also saw the officials make Matt Benassi Heather Sutherland fought consistently had five kids score many controversial calls and Are these girls playing a basketball game or doing the hokey-pokey? hard in the point, grabbing in double digits in each game so more than one spectator voiced rebounds and allowing far." their opinions regarding the ref­ 24 advantage. Rebecca Williams, who would McGrath, Williams and Sarah When asked about the status erees. The second half started as end up with 15, were able to Barnes to use the three-point of injured Hawks forward Dee slowly as the first half did, with consistently hit from down­ arc. The Gee-Gees seemed life­ Channer, Weber stated, "We neither team taking control of town. less and were unable to control hope to have Dee back for LAURIER 71, CARLETON 61 the game. However, as the When the final buzzer any part of the second half. Queens." clock wore down, the respec­ sounded the Hawks had defeat­ Paced by 20 points from The Hawks' next game is on tive offenses of both teams ed the Ravens by a score of 71 - McGrath and 1 7 points from November 15 in Kingston, Hawk guard Maire Guinney showed up. 61. Laurier finally found their Barnes, Laurier cruised to an 85 against the Golden Gaels. stood out for laurier, making The Hawks were able to offensive touch in the second - 68 victory. Ottawa could not laurier will take their perfect plays at both ends of the court open a lead using some excel­ half, despite playing with only stop the Hawks in the second 4- 0 record on the road for their during the first half. When half lent outside shooting. Both eight players due to injuries. half, and the Gee-Gees some­ next four contests, before time arrived, the Hawks were Meaghan McGrath, who would On Saturday, the Golden times resembled deer caught in returning home to play Western lucky to hold on to a slim 25 - finish with 17 points, and Hawks played host to the headlights. on November 30. Wednesday November 13 2002 Sports* 19

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As the fourth the the defensive standouts Both teams looked evenly matched j game commenced, was Susan

Derek Iwanuk of to smell blood and went whose skillful early on. Each side took advantage women began Yurincich, blocks were

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After their defense. The third would and forth. Laurier some After the Yurincich losing regular season opener great game I played excep- game, comment-

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16. their last two The latest vic- was down 15 - However, the won the said Yurincich. ning games. only tually game," Laurier 3, McMaster 2 Marauder defense turned the volume tim was McMaster University, who fell to up When asked about how she feels about

and handed 25 - 18 defeat the Hawks 3 - 2 on Wednesday night at Laurier a in the season ahead, Yurincich added that,

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Shut up about Emo

The heartless exploitation of a heartfelt genre

ofpunk Yay, commercialism!

a solid fan base for rock and punk was music written by people who Chris Clemens who showed acts preferred singing mourn- a willingness to concede

ful laments about girls to the fame in exchange for the ability to much attention to If you pay pop- socio-political commentaries and connect with others on a deep have ular culture, you may which and erratic anti-pop musings utterly sincere level, sharing a noticed that Rolling Stone maga- inundated the of the of themselves and rest scene. part fostering a zine, MTV and radio stations as a The movement even spawned bond between artist and audience unfortu- collective have made an amusing stereotypes such as the that retooled the role of music and nate realization. Apparently a sig- depiction of the typical 'emo-boy' its importance to individuals for listeners nificant portion of today's as a weepy, chronically depressed the first time in a long, long while. restless and unsatis- are growing and unlucky-in-love geek with Before long, these bands had and fied with the lack lustre pre- black hair bowl that badly dyed in a large followings were grow- dictable meal of formulaic R&B, cut, sporting thick rimmed glasses ing by the day as people realized rock and acts modern pop-punk there and attired in the latest unfashion- that were quality alternatives that are continuously recycled able cardigans and tapered jeans. to the half-hearted rock spiritual- and jammed down their throats The emo subculture, dedicat- ism of Creed, increasingly mind under the unconvincing pretense ed to relatively obscure music numbing lyrics that accompanied of being something 'new and about unbearable break-ups and Britney Spears' latest soft core File Photo In to this exciting.' response and authentic, overwhelming emo- porn video, uninspired, regur- Dashboard Confessional, probably whining about something. inconvenient cultural rebellion, tions, survived handily for several gitated nu-metal offerings from music moguls have latched onto a well-maintained Korn clones. of the fusion should years as a small, ery once-genuine be included as part of the stolen from new concept straight that boasted tal- this also community many Inevitably, success between artist and audience movement; because of their lyrical the underground and are busy ented musicians and a of attracted the attention of the entire caused dis- and the plethora many to turn away in content, previously blurry raping the living bejeezus out of enthusiastic scenesters and music As emo bands Chris to his fate limitations the avid, industry. gust, abandoning on genre have or emotional music. emo, well below the radar drawn into the idol. fans. Flying were public eye as a teenage become virtually invisible. Emo is frequently disputed, Although of the culture the their word of mouth The focused the pop monolith, through pop- spotlight firmly now solely in hands of MTV, the roots of emo are most often uncertain and tentative definition media to on emo caused most members of and other ularity, began capitalize Rolling Stone, many attributed to band named Rites a the the of what emo actually was ensured on frenzy by contributing original community to aban- mainstream organizations who of Spring who, at first glance, wide favourable reviews and don with have a variety of music was aggres- ship grim determination, no qualms about homoge- resembled other 1980s any punk included within the movement. the music to to the still vibrant hardcore and their sively promoting turning nizing repackaging new rock quartet following in the foot- After all, the only real rules that their mainstream audiences. movement or digging deeper into acquisition until their audience is of the Ramones and the Sex steps that Needless the sub- the search of encompassed emo was it to say, entire underground in new entirely sick of it. Pistols. Their claim to fame lay in should be viewed this the highly emotional, con- genre new develop- integrity. Barely one year later, To those who truly know what lyrical content that revolved tain about or ment with much as a remnants of a musical it is taboo lyrics relationships displeasure, mighty was, emo today. Many around intensely personal, even experience and prefer- large part of the community took movement are scattered to the bands the from personal vehemently reject label, Dainful, experiences mem- be with rock in in their abstinence winds and the is ably aligned punk great pride term emo passe, recognizing its current misuse and bers of the band, often concerning from music and culture. dismissed with an snicker inherent falseness some way. popular uneasy as a legitimate ove or relationships. The level of fans watched in bad and seri- Noting the fact that the Long-time as a joke only taken genretoday. The term is hated and that went into these authenticity that horror their favourite bands those who stole makeshift, hazy border as ously by it. Once- ridiculed by members of the old that of songs was so great Rites defined the could be contem- loved bands are now mocked who the genre poten- were neatly packaged by subgenre see way in Spring could often be seen play- include radio and music with and to which it has been twisted tially expanded to an porary store impunity listening to serve ing their interpretation of hard enormous number of musical chains, and overplayed to the them is relegated to the role of a popular culture's needs. While punk rock at venues with tears had stark bands acts, the community that carefully mainstream whom they so guilty pleasure, a contrast to many unfortunate enough streaming down their faces, over- in the of musical cultivated and maintained emo's often mocked the past. proud flaunting to garner the emo association come the sheer emotion by Confessional's that their fans standards rallied around a select Dashboard diversity originally today are still talented and worthy infused into their music. number of MTV forth from the under- of the bands, affectionately Unplugged on gig was an brought respect, genre is effectively While the fledgling genre was grouping them into sub-genres especially harsh blow as die-hard ground. finished. Emo is a once-beautiful later redefined and heavily influ- forced to watch Without the of beast cut down in her and such as emocore or screamo supporters were steady footing a prime enced bands by such as Fugazi, of their favourite Chris to abandoned friends and based on each act's particular one artists, knowledgeable community by family, Sunny Day Real Estate and set establish boundaries, the bones clean sound. Staples slowly appeared Carraba, play his entire with genre's picked and marrow Weezer, the of showcasing of definition is now sucked the within the scene in the form of the addition wildly unstable, dry by mass media vul- intense, that exud- personal lyrics before. all fans dozens of much more so than tures and forcpd to continue bands that almost emo young teenyboppers a ed pure emotion remained at the claims have semblance ot lire utri recognized and appreciated: who enthusiastically belted out Outrageous recently mocking oy core of what defined emo music. Let it die of like been made that bands such as tormenters. peacefully. Promise Ring, Jimmy Eat World, every verse every song a An entire subculture underground Poison the Well Shut about emo. Saves the Day, At the Drive In, herd of well-rehearsed and artifi- hardcore staple up sprang up around providing emo, This enthused cattle. This mock- and Nirvana Quicksand and many more. cially grunge legends

Now that's kinda funky

of the became to bed before audience. There was a funk feel to their group apparent. have, at the very least, gotten tightness The musicians were of off Like music and Eden adopted a capable playing early the next morning. any university Express quickly faced mellow that is for of each other's ideas and in turn showcasing student in such a crisis, I was thus groove typical many of the Where will to have their other different elements music or instru- with one dilemma: I go songs.

As with so other bands, I immedi- ments. a drink? many the of Another level of and ately set about trying to classify genre improvisation cookie-cut- added to the music when The Answer: this music. Yet this was no easy spontaneity was

No thanks. ter task. I soon discovered that one of the Eden Express was joined by keyboardist Go to Phils and get dirty? Go Not of the band is the fusion Jason White during the second set. The to Paddy's and get drunk? enough primary strengths also seemed to have a bit more fun to Wilts and listen to some qual- of different styles. Jazz, Pop, Rock, group money. Go many which was a Funk and Folk all seem to have had their during this set, highlighted by ity music? Just right. hand in influencing the sound, and each jazzy sax interpretation of "Twinkle

contribution. Little and an enthusiastic The Band: player makes a unique Twinkle, Star,"

element was the cover of, "I Will Survive." The quality music was provided (with a Possibly, the jazziest and melodic Overall, Eden Express is a soulfully $2 cover) by Eden Express. One of the first sax, whose rhythmic improvi- sations to the and well-put- things that struck me about this band while added an intense originality interesting entertaining their set. The vocals and melodic musical that made my pro- they were setting up was unique were warm together group been crastination instrumental makeup. There are the typical and could have easily sung along to, quite rewarding. known the words. The bassist instruments: Lead vocals/guitar (Brendan had I only seemed feel for Catch Eden McLeod), Bass (Brian Nelles) and quite adept at setting a any Express... www. edenexpress. net and If to miss Eden Percussion (Matt Pelosois). Add to that one particular song notably employed a you happened Express Eden Express jammin' on stage. bass. The drums due to at the tenor saxophone (Scott James) and a cello funk/jazzish walking a misguided night Turret, you

can catch them on November when (Elliot Wooler) and the result is a distinctive seemed to be a neutral area, generally 28, follow. will be McClellands. Also Deb Seabrook and diverse sound. keeping a beat for the band to they playing at classi- be the lookout for their showcase Finally the cello (traditionally a more on on The and music intelligent spontaneous The Sets: cal instrument) contributed a genial unique- CKMS RadioLaurier as well as their upcom- fusion that Eden is Express. that the facets of the CD release sometime in the New Eden Express began their first set with ness explored many ing new

what is also the first track on their CD: instrument. Year. The Question: You." For A favorite of the show Eden has CD "Hurts to Love such a cliche title, component was Express one currently It was a The before I Thursday night. night to the music really wasn't. Right away, the that every now and again, songs seemed available entitled "On My Backside Flying" had had so many papers due, the night I created that dissolve into their website at www.edenex- group an energy on stage per- improvisational jamming. though for and the should exams to study night I the Catch them while meated beyond the players and into the These were enjoyable moments, where press.net. you can. 22[•Entertainment Wednesday November 13 2002

ear candy

video for hard listen The album like shot- Stripped your "Dirrty?" Not too tight, fresh, fun, to to at plays a Galore, Negativland, and Lou Christina doll? kind of first and, above, well like Reed Machine Aguilera saintly there, are ya It just plain good. gun too; maybe more a (Metal Music era)

about at a mere 30:35 the duck hunt. "It's while still gets a person talking your Running Raining Oysters!" sounding nothing like

sexual album starts with a slow fade in of with a snare drum of them. The wild possible appetite. starts rattling, any tempo and

Oh and about the a machine-like a heart then the tone shifts into yeah, pre- looped suddenly song structure changes make

Christina able to all beat. The albeit a scream backed an tensions. is get tranquility, minor, by incredibly being bored impossible. At no

her new friends to back- is a instrument is there much girl sing suddenly stopped by collage hooky stringed (sound- point too anarchy or

the of what must be ten instruments like and after 30 up, lay some rhymes or play ing a ukulele) order but a perfect mesh of the odd here and and seconds of this back instruments there; simultaneously a growling, to a very two. And just when you're almost but the confused and that solemn drum bit with this would be fine, girl simpering voice more convinced that these guys don't friends there for the inane and instruments. The know how are mainly spits out totally stringed entire to play anything, the celebrity additives ridiculous lyrics; they're perfect album plays with an alternating, ten minute cut, "Dictionary and Overall, the album is bland. too. If the lyrics had been about ducking and weaving sound that Thesaurus" arrives and only Each meshes each other memorizes the listen. that Plastic song into anything completely concrete, proves Lemon are the about "serious" that Great for Chicken (yes even Spanish one, any subjects Day a great musicians breathing life which also bands Chariot Race doesn't sound inde- back rock. "Primer Amor," is pre- preoccupies many today, into stagnant This tentious) and they all revolve then all the credibility of that pendent; it certainly doesn't album would almost be perfect if

ten around the lines spoken during opening seconds, that com- sound like it came from a farming only they had a really catchy pop

the first track. tonal double shot to the (Rattlesnake Harbour, with and harmon- So I guess, as a plete shotgun community song clapping a would be lost and the which has neither rattlesnakes ica in setter the first track does Christina head, entire nor mixed amongst the chaos.

masturbational waste of a harbour). some justification but then again project, a They sound like the she doesn't follow time. Velvet really through my Underground, Pixies, Pussy Justin Sharp I'm still trying to get past the first on her promises. "Dirrty" became It track, 'cause it's a doozy. enters boring after a couple listens, I . 1 with a Hendrix like short speaker "Beautiful" is just a slow song buzz/noise thrash and then a TaW thrown in 'because you have to', I jft i montage of various VJ's, DJ's and 9P°o^ and "Make Over" is Avril false 2 ed celebrities talking about Christina 'grrl power' that rips off the wU " Aguilera and various confusing or Chemical Brothers (probably (DOOLY'S) negative comments she's been | stolen riff) beat from "Let Forever able to conjure up since her debut Be." If for V you're looking girl-pop ! Good Times, Good Friends ~ ladies play for free J \ album, three years ago. Then after you'd be better off looking fades 7 m> " c 50 seconds her voice in, ; P' j towards the Britney side. At least "Allow me to introduce myself / she can accept the fact and feat of I 1 want you to come a little closer / completely selling out without I I I'd like to to know me a lit- you get F SISP§| complaining about the backlash I : : .r : jev: ; - : .!?0 '§;; '; : .": : W'' /: ;> :: .;; ;:£; ,^#:|J£.; g ; g;:;jg: v::■ j;!:W\- o§11?: • tle better / meet the real me," and on her albums. ii after a little bit she singing apology have Does Christina a gor- speaks again, "Hmm, so here it is voice? Oh Does she STUDENT SpioALS j geous yeah. ; / no hype / no gloss / no pretense have all the of the mod- qualities - 1 echo Tuesdays for hour, get the 2nd hour free / just me / stripped," (with an ! pay j ern pop star? Yup. Can she make a

-11 - effect at the end). Now besides ; a.m. close ; solid album that holds to what it

being a great sounding song, I ! Sundays - students only, 8-ball tournament ! claims? Not on her life. At least, have to point out the blatant not with this effort. ; - 3 p.m. start - $10 entry - cash prizes j hypocrisy in this first 1:39 minute track. Justin Sharp Christina's little bit speaking 1 1

sets the tone for what I believe is i the intended of the purpose entire i:■ ' -:i:i *r — ■ -■■■ ; <:ii : ••. : ■;;; .^Cj• I, ; tl;&F ■; ■ ■ • Mi ■$■:' i& S:sPi£: : ■I: IP :lltltlli album - to show her fans the real Great I 1 day for a chicken chariot Christina without some big wig race pulling the strings. Firstly, for mod- Lemon Plastic ern pop stars, this concept album is already old, because N'Sync theirdecent No riid so with Strings Attached in 2000 and then

showed hints of it again in their album greatest yet, Celebrity, in

2001. Secondly, when you state

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Be ghetto and make your own ish. A pinhole!

Siobhan Bhagwat know the merits of this

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If like else will be able you're anything you to

Measure and me, when the next big boast about it? One of its mark the large piece of black card-

event in life occurs merits is that unlike a can board (1 inches x 5 3/4 into four sec- Now your 1/4 inches) fold the^cardboard into a

will be to or box do each 1 7/16 inch® wide. Use a knife you struggling pinhole you tions, to box and secur# the edges with a

find which not need to load and the rardboatd the lines. This of your camera, lightly score along piece the Mack tape.

is in in it easier hidden a safe place unload the film a dark- step makes to fold the cardboard.

somewhere in your room, reload the camera

home. Your desperate after each picture, and

hunt is due to the need to develop the film yourself.

immortalize some people With a cartridge pinhole

events. not load or Why let the you can and unload

in misplaced camera be a the camera broad day-

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ries? without changing dle make a4iny pinhole photos ' ir§sa?& 1 Did lose there? the cartridge, and in the centre, of the alu- I you your Put the piece of black paper over

Pictures To avoid Centre the tend to be great photo dealer can develop m inum t qij.f foil pinhole the pinhole, time though,

discussion but film for rest the foil on the pieces your you. damage, over square opening you're only going,-tO tape the top of surface. never camera Let's started! You a flat, hard in the smailfer cardboard it. Use your get a smallypfece of tape to 126 size (unless it was left in a will need car- < 1 ] /2 x 2 3/4 hold the bottom down between

concert hall and miracu- of film, 1 thin inches). all four tridge exposures.

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(1 1/4 inch x 5 cardboard. your camera be a conver- 3/4 inch),

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2 world am 1 going to do cardboard (1 1/2" x 3/4

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Before I No. 20 sewing needle, because it is that all the recess, the guide you grooved in square

of black and are the through the production masking tape, edges joined so no light gets opening of film cartridge.

nickel or a dime. inside the box. your very own cartridge a camera This should be a tight fit so that Use the two rubber bands to hold

pinhole camera you must no light can get into the cam- the camera in place.

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there round which the On top of the film cartridge is a opening into

edge of the coin is inserted. The. coin is used to advance the film in

the cartridge by turning it counter-clockwise. The yellow label, on should the small window on the label side of the film cartridge, OPEN HOUSE numbers it. For the film move. The film has borders and printed on

be the should turn the coin Sunday, November 17, 2002 to in proper picture-taking position you in each slowly until you reach the third and fourth numbers series 9:30 a.m. on the yellow paper.

MacLeod Auditorium, Medical Sciences Building , from Now that you've finished mak- light entering your camera 1 Circle, of Toronto King's College University and wonderful art. ing your very own camera I ruining your

shall It's idea to make three give you some pointers on a good Orientation and for graduate summer students to different to ensure prospective how use it. First, your camera exposures

must In other be very still when you are you get a good picture.

at the taking a picture. The best way to words, take a picture rec-

Meet current graduate students, post-doctoral fellows and Faculty in the Department do this is to tape the camera to a ommended exposure time,

of flat, firm surface. You can also at the recom- Immunology. They will present their research projects in a poster format and be another twice time and another at 1/2 available to discuss research well use a bit of modeling clay to mended specific opportunities, as as more general aspects time. of the keep the camera on the object the recommended Immunology graduate program. that Armed with camera, is supporting it. your

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