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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 19 No. 59, April 16, 1987" (1987). Central Florida Future. 702. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/702 1hAThe Central Florida Future e 1987 e CenrtraJ Florida Future Volume 19, Number 59 University of Central Florida/Ortando Thursday, April 16, 1987 Colleges attack grants: fund dispersment unfair "That NSF listing is not by Susan Skorupa completely illogical," COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE concedes Charles Kaars, director of sponsored A group of schools, programs at the State claiming they are getting University of New York at shut out of lucrative Buffalo, which came in 98th government research on the NSF's list of top-100 grants, met in Washington grant winners. last week to try to get some of "Schools that are them. successful at this have the Campus leaders from top-quality people, who across the country met to try attract more top people. Once to keep the old system of a department is established, handing out research it's very competitive in grants-some $5.6 billion getting federal research was distributed in 1984- money." from evolving into a chaotic Richard Benhoff of the competition between NSF argues all its decisions Donna Calloway/Central Florida Future individual colleges around are based on "merit," and SUMMER TIME BLUES the country. that the money goes to the Two UCF students relax by the reflecting pond. They are probably dreaming of days by A number of campuses schools that have the "ability the pool with sweat dripping off their foreheads and a cold beer in hand. Not to fret have grown increasingly to best conduct research." though, classes are almost over and the dream is soon to be reality. Just hang tough impatient with the system, Others agree the top schools and soon you will be rewarded. which seems to funnel most get the most money because of the money to the Johns they are the top schools. Hopkins, Stanfords and "History speaks for itself," Massachusetts Institutes of says Joe Banks, of the UCF's Zeta Xi is declared Technology of the world. Southern Regional One hundred campuses Education Board, an out of a total of 3,300 in the advocacy group for southern as Outstanding Chapter country-get close to 90 colleges and universities. percent of the grants the Banks notes that "Johns by Jackie Fiorito throughout the country. federal government makes Hopkins, for instance, CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE "We picked up the contest after funding each year. which is the number one was dropped by the state," Brain said. The government normally school on the list, is well UCF's Zeta Xi Chapter has been named Cash prizes are awarded for the best poems gives the money to the equipped to do applied Outstanding Chapter from over 400 Sigma submitted in four categories. Poetry contest National Science physics research in a way Tau Delta chapters located throughout the winners will be announced Friday in the Foundation (NSF) to few others can." U.S. Board of Regents room of the distribute, but cries of NSF "Most schools in the top "Even though Zeta Xi, UCF's National Administration Building. favoritism and hopes of 100," Benhoff adds, "are also English Honor Society is only seven years "Everyone is welcome to attend," Brain getting some money have led in the top 100 in other surveys old, we beat a lot of chapters that have been said. some schools in recent years that measure science and established for over 25 years," said Vicky Other important activities leading to their to ask Congress for grants engineering resources." Brain, chapter advisor and UCF instructor. award include the monthly faculty-student directly, without going But, with money in short "Since this is the off-year for the Sigma seminars consisting of an informal lunch through the NSF first. supply among most of the Tau Delta National Convention (which is and speaker, two-day Annual Writing One observer called it a other campuses in the U.S., held every two years), we will be formally Symposium in poetry, fiction and non "highly biased" system that · some schools have been less awarded next year. We will not be eligible to fiction, and receptions for internationally excludes many small willing in recent years to win again for another three years. renowned authors. colleges. cede such riches to Johns "In fact, we will be hosting the National A report found that the Hopkins, regardless of how Convention at UCF," Brain said. The "We also a ward a Terrye Lang system does tend to favor the well equipped it is. convention will run March 1-5, 1988. Scholarship for Creative Writing and same universities year after In 1984, for · example, Brain said, "At least 450-500 people are Technical Writing, and a Stuart E. Omans year. Georgetown University, the expected to attend the convention. David Scholarship for Literature," Brain said. In the report, released just lOOth school on the NSF's McCollough, host of the Smithsonian World before the cam pus leaders list, drew flack from higher on PBS and national book award winner, "In order to become a member of Zeta Xi, convened in Washington, education groups for will be the speaker at the Banquet on March UCF students must major or minor in the General Accounting successfully lobbying 4." English or English Education and they must Office (GAO) found the same Congress to fund a multi· One of the many factors leading to the have a 3.0 GPA. We currently have seven few universities still are million dollar energy award was the annual Florida Poetry officers, however, next year (beginning getting most of the money. demonstration project. Contest for a spiring and professional poets September 1987) we will have nine." According to the GAD, 16 of Dean Price, manager of the 20 universities that the Georgetown project, received the most federal called criticism of the research money in 1967 also lobbying effort "not valid" UCF grads rem~ining in Orlando got the most federal research because of the university's money in 1984. energy research. average, followed by Nearly 77 percent of the by Carol Rumsey computer science majors graduates live and work in; CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE earning $25,848. The Orange, Seminole, Brevard, average salaries of Lake and Osceola counties. University of Central graduates in UCF's six James Gracey, resource Florida graduates are colleges is $20,161 for center director, said the taying close to home bachelor's degrees and reluctance to leave Florida is according to a recent UCF $24,855 for master's degrees, nothing new for UCF job survey. an increase of 2 percent and graduates. The extremely The survey reports that 7 percent, respectively, over low rate in this latest survey fe er than 3 percent of the previous survey. indicates a steadily gr duates from July 1985 This marks the 17th year improving area job market through April 1986 have left the Career Resource Center for college graduates, he the state in search of has mailed out the said. mplo ment. questionnaires. Results are Is UCF Orlando's Engineering graduates based upon a 39 percent hometown university? ith b chelor's degrees response from 3,200 Wendy A Wander, a 1985 r p rt d the highe t t rting bachelor's and master's 1 ri 'th 26 59 degree recipients. 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by Susan Skorupa Staff Report COUEGE Pf In perhaps the most dramatic ~ffo!"t to resolve The federal government provided $5.6 billion budget crises affiicting public campuses in more to universities for research in 1984, and 86 than half the states, the West Virginia Board of percent of that money went to the top 100 Regents last week proposed temporarily shutting universities. down 16 of its state campuses to save money. The top-20 campuses-an even more elite The unprecedented shutdown, if approved, group-received 42 percent of all federal money would shorten spring term by a week, eliminate spent in universities on research and • the first of two summer sessions and leave 8,300 development, 46 percent of all National Science campus employees statewide without pay for five Foundation (NSF) research money and 44 days. percent of all National Institutes of Health funds. Other states have cut the number of course Top-20 federal research grant recipients in sections offered, laid off administrators, limited 1984, followed by their 1967 ranking, were: enrollments, dropped athletic programs and even 1. Johns Hopkins (15); 2. MIT (1); 3. Stanford proposed closing single campuses to save money (7); 4. University of Washington (13); 5. this year. Columbia University (3); 6. University of This is the first instance, however, of a proposal Southern California (8); 7. Cornell (11); 8. to close an entire educational system. University of California-San Diego (not in top 20 West Virginia's regents proposed the shutdown in 1967); 9. University of Wisconsin-Madison on April 7 in response to Gov. Arch Moore's order (10); 10. Harvard (4); 11. Yale (17); 12. that all state agencies-including colleges and University of Michigan (2); 13. University of universities-reduce their spending by 20 percent Pennsylvania (14); 14. University of California through June 30. Berkeley (6); 15. University of California-San "People can argue about the way the proposed Francisco (not in top 20 in 1967); 16. University of cuts were made," says Jim Schneider, the board's Southern California (not in top 20); 17. finance director. "But the regents listened to the University of Minnesota (12); 18. University of presidents from all 16 colleges and developed the Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (5); 19. plan they thought was best." University of Chicago (9); 20. Pennsylvania Moore himself replied he'd never approve such State University (not in top 20). a plan. Bill West/Central Flo~ Fuh~re . New York University, Duke, the University of "The governor let it be known this response was GRAB 'EM Maryland and Princeton all made the top 20 in not acceptable, and sent the regents back to the This is a Central Florida Future newsstand 1967, but not in 1984. drawing board," says John Price,· Moore's press following a mad rush for the latest issue. With The NSF ranks the schools by the amount of secretary. only two issues left this semester things are money they received. The board will meet again in May to discuss an getting violent out there. alternative plan, which could include using .I interest income from campus investments to offset the shortage. Moore's response, however, came after many Colleges struggle with fiiiances students and faculty-reacting to an Associated Press story that the sbutdown was already • In Texas, state legislators • Patrick O'Rourke, approved-already had panicked. Staff Report want to slash funding for higher Alaska's state university "This affects lots of students who wanted to stay COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE education to help erase a budget system presiden, wants to merge ·on this summer or who needed the first summer deficit. Texas educators are that state's community colleges session to graduate," said Chuck Scatterdray, a The proposal to close West asking them to restore funding with universities to help save West Virginia University sophomore, before Virginia's 16 public campuses at least to 1985 levels, warning money. hearing the proposal was not final. for a week · to save money is state campuses will suffer a • University of Wisconsin "There's lots of concern and disorientatioH probably the most dramatic "slow and painful ·demise" if regents fear the system will be among students. rm worried about the scho.ol'i-; evidence of the drastic financial they don't. forced to make massive credibility, accreditation and teacher and studen~. condition of public campuses in • Northern Montana College enrollment cuts unless state recruitment," he says. "Lots of students hav~ , more than half the states, but it is plans to drop 22 "low quality, low lawmakers appropriate an already told me they're considering applying to not an isolated incident of demand" degree programs and additional $72 million to UW other universities out of state." desperation. 12 administrators to meet state system coffers. "We've been trying to hire people in our Among some of the more budget proposals. The state board • Arizona's three state departmr::nt," adds WVA associate math Profes recent examples of the budget of regents-says another plan to universities will cut the number sor Betty Miller, "Do you think they are going to crises that have afflicted public convert three state colleges into of classes offered in fall 1988 to want to take a job in a system as unstable as this colleges and universities two-year institutions would save one?" . · during this school year: $6 million a year. SEE PROPOSALS PAGE 4 N 1 •TYPOGRAPHY at the inspection site. Call • 'CRITICAL THINKER' At Georgetown in •JOB HUNTING Winning examples of the Ken Dedering at 281-5084 Karen Strohm Kirchener Washington, D.C., the Paul Magelli denies printer's art are on display with any questions. The sale says co 11 e g es an d American Association of ·telling an alumni board through May at the UCF is open to the public. universities are not remiss Dental Schools claimed meeting that he and most of Library, where visitors can in failing to produce Georgetown officials were his staff are job hunting, but view more than 200 top • REJECTS INCREASE graduates who are critical simply wrong in closing observers note numerous entries in an exhibit The plan would have thinkers because the ability their dentistry program rumors to that effect have mounted by the Type increased budget authority to evaluate information and because enrollment circulated in Magelli's two Director's Club of New York. for current and new ed form opinions comes with nationwide is not, in fact, years at the Denver college's The display at UCF programs by $2 billion while time and experience, not declining. helm. represents the winners from chipping up to $500 million classroom work. Since coming to Metro, over 4,000 entries, and from older programs. Kitchener, who is writing a • PROFESSOR RECOVERED Magelli has sought positions includes work in corporate Programs earmarked for book on her studies while on Dental charts were used to at Parkland Community graphics, advertising and increases under Sen. Lawton sabbatical at Harvard, says, identify the body of College in Champaign, Ill., promotion, logotypes, books, Chiles' plan include Pell "We don't believe it's Lawrence Kohlberg, 59, the U. of Illinois and Case editorial design, packaging Grants, math and science, possible to be a totally mature missing since January. Western U. and posters. special ed, TRIO and critical thinker until you're The body washed up in a minority science older." harbor near Winthrop, •APPARENT SUICIDE • SURPLUS SALE improvement programs, "But we do believe colleges Mass., across from Logan Sarah Goddard Power left There will be a sealed bid dropout prevention and vo could do a better job of International Airport. no suicide note, but sale of surplus equipment on ed. promoting development of Kohlberg's car, containing apparently leaped from the April 27 and 28 from 10 a.m. Campus-based student aid, high levels of reflective his coat, wallet and official eighth floor of Burton to 2 p.m. at the UCF Central Chapter Two block grants thinking." papers, was discovered in the Memorial Tower, a UM R c iving Building. and impact aid were same area January 21. landmark. Items offered for sale will scheduled for cuts. • BOSTON NURSING Harvard officials !1ote Acquaintances say in the include ehicles, light Defeat of the plan follows BU students picketed the Kohlberg suffered from "a weeks before her death fi ·tur , electronic and an earlier committee campus April 6 to protest the long standing and painful Power had been involved' in computer equipment office reje ti on of Sen. Ernest scheduled closing of the medical condition," and talks with students furn 'ture, t pewriter and Hollings bill, which offered nursing school, ranked two police officials note he was protesting low black n r oth r item . imilar increases in ed years ago among the top 20 by "mentally ill and maybe enrollment and racial id ~ rm ill be vail ble program but no cuts. ursing Outlook magazine. suicidal. tension at UM. 4, The Central Florida Future. April 16. 1987 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .. PROPOSALS COLLEGE GRADUATES FROM PAGE 3 WE TAKE meet a 6 percent state budget Build A Sound cut. • University of Nebraska THE HASSLE officials fear a $1.5 million Career As A budget cut could force them to OUT OF SMALL fire tenured faculty Stockbroker members. • Missouri's Lincoln MOVE We are a large nationwide University abolished 10 investment banking firm seeking administrative positions to highly motivated graduates from all help cover a $1.2 million - - majors to train as account executives. deficit from last fiscal year. I n South Dakota public This is your first step towards colleges and universities becoming a stock broker. Potential will trim costs $850,000 by eranings of more than $100,000 or x.ore cutting spending for a year. To qualify, you must accept our equipment and travel, and I training program, become licensfd and by not filling vacant job When you don't have a lot of things to move or a lot of money to spend, have a college degree (or be scheduled positions. your choices are limited. You could move yourself or use a moving 1 to graduate by July.) • Louisiana regents company that will charge you for a ton no matter how much yol! have. agreed to meet state budget Most moving companies aren't concerned with small shipments. To see if you qualify, please call : At American Red Ball, if you have a few things to move that weigh 1.000 shortfalls by cutting 218 pounds or less. we'll be happy to move them for you with the same Tim Bogdany (B.A. '84) degree programs from state professional care we give to whole hOL1s1::ho!ds. We'll give you pickup and institutions. delivery dates you can count on at a very affordable price. (305) 339-7004 Our small shipment service is just right for moving to or from school .. - Start building a solid financial career with us._today. from one apartment to another ... or to your new job. So, when your moving needs are small, think American Red Ball. We'll make it easy. GRADUATES We hove a big commitment to small moves. FROM PAGE l Call today for a Am~rican .. graduate, said, "I think free estimate INCORPORATED Orlando businesses like to RED BALL Investment Bankers World Wit/~ Horrn hire UCF graduates because 678-9865 Member NASD C SIFC they have made a '--~~-'~_·m~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' i commitment to the area." Since graduation, Wander worked as a promotion assistant for WOFL Channel 35 and as director of development for the Orlando Regional Office of the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. She said there are plenty of good Don't Rent! opportunities for graduates, but area salaries are not what they should be. 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J · hJ• California girl turning in her parents, this is the 1 • , I first such case in Florida. "-:.:·I .·•· I Aislynn Andriola, a seventh-grader at South I.~ Seminole Middle School, called the police and said that she "wanted to help her parents, not hurt ..-.. them." When young children are exposed to the harsh realities of life, whether it be sexual abuse by someone they trust, a backhand across the face by an alcoholic mother, or a face full of marijuana smoke purposely blown by their own parents, their future may not look very hopeful Aislynn received help, partially because ·her story was so unique it brou~ht automatic media recognition. But what of others, whose plight has less popularity with television and the papers? Society has dealt its ominous hand in more Mega-growth not Orlando's way than one way and it has been the children that Editor's note: This just arrived on my desk and have suffered the most. Latchkey kids, day-care I thought it was interesting. Give it a look. brats and grandmother-raised adolescents are the The Orlando area is trying "to do" mass transit • product of a society as diverse and scattered as with a new road building program that will keep that of a nation with no future. masses of people on the road om their private Unwed mothers, sometimes barely of age, leave automobiles. The road-building mentality their babies with their own mother or with dominates as we lull ourselves into thinking we unreliable friends, perhaps to go to school, or to can build our way out of our transportation and a seemingly unending sea of malls and problems in Orlando if we can just build enough asphalt ugliness. find a job, and more often than not, to hang out on new roads. Chaos lies in that direction. Such Orlando is evolving into one big honky tonk the street corner in order to get some extra cash to thinking is leading- us towards mass confusion rat-shack strop freeway, pushing for more mega support a habit they have acquired. What type of in tran$portation-not mass transit. sprawl. .. more suburban beltway super-sprawl future will that baby have? We cannot crisscross Seminole, Orange and along new Super slab highways. Let's admit it, Aislynn faced this reality. She turned in her Osceola Counties with a tangle of new and maybe even be proud of it? It's the real parents to help them, but who is going to help superhighways, ramps and interchanges without Florida. This Bud's for you! This Florida's for you! Honky tonk freeway, Florida (Population: Aislynn? She has now been bereft from her severely impacting the enviornment. It can be done from a technical and engineering unlimited). parents, and will face an uncertain future. standpoint-we can transform this area into . The 1981 movie distilled the essence, the ethos, Realize that it's not just Aislynn, but every another Los Angeles Basin, but at what cost? the is of contemporary Florida. There's an .. other child in this nation that suffers from the ills We have to be prepared to make huge sacrifices identity crisis as booming Sunbelt cities like of society and a bleak future. where quality of life and quality of envious are Orlando begin to experience "disconnect" - What can be done to cure this social ill? concerned. Those principles also should be Floridians losing confidence in the future Religion is a logical place to look, but most are factored into the actual dollar costs of the new because they are losing sight of the past. roads. What are the values of undisturbed Their compass is disoriented. In effect, people shunned if they come from a broken home, wetlands, natural greenspace and unpolluted, are told to forget about the past and don't be too considered "corrupted" or of the "wrong kind." breathable air? concerned about preserving the envious, because Self-help groups are another place to turn, but Unfortunately, the Greater Orlando area is the future and salvation of Florida is in mega often most do not consider themselves in need of being overwhelmed by the blight and clutter of growth. help, or do not help children. And the various hastily-built gimcrack sprawl, with little concern A cruel hoax is being played on the people in the "teen help" centers or child abuse centers cater for coordinated transportation planning. metro Orlando area with the "official-speak" Anyone remember the 1981 film Honky Tonk position that a beltway will begin to solve the only to those of a specific nature. Freeeway? Filmed in Central Florida, the film transportation mess. On the contrary, a beltway Something needs to be done, and quickly. It is was intended as little more than light comedy; but will encourage even more helter-skelter sprawl, no small statement to say that the children are our is was about 10 years ahead of its time in fuel even more boom. It will compound traffic future. Do we care enough to help them in the previewing what's happening in Florida, congestion, providing little or no relief along the present? particularly in fast growth areas like Orlando. central I-4 corridor. This region is becoming a nightmare vision of The beltway is another honky tonk freeway for jumbled, turista, boomtown, billboard-strip Florida, expect it won't be free. It will have toll development-an overbuilt, gaudy excess plazas every three miles or so. It will perpetuate shimmering in the semitropical sun by day and the vicious traffic cycle, worsening-not P. . Box 25000, Orlando, FL 32816 (305) Z75-2601 arZ75-2865 by night basking in neon like a tacky fantasia. alleviating-chronic congestion. The purpose of Literally, we are becoming a caricature of the the beltway is not so much to improve traffic flow; Honky Tonk Freeway in Orlando. Writer Tom it's to assist developers, bringing access to new Editor In Chief Wolfe described the "hardtack littoral" and "rat areas and cheaper land. Don Wittekind shack strip" development so typical of Florida. The only rational way to deal wi th Managing Editor Chris Richcreek Our area of the state is being "Jersey shored" with Copy Editor transportation of large numbers of people in a Todd Lutz fast-food franchises, bumber-to-bumper traffic major metro area is with mass transit. News Editor Steve Pustelnyk Sports Editor Kathy Johnson Photo Editor Donna Calloway r1====~~~~~~=~======; Art Director Theresa Altomare Letters •Book thief typing this letter because I buy another book which resulted Editor: believe that the person who Business Manager Paul Stephenson in my investing a total of $80 in It happened early this dishonestly did this thinks they one course for books alone! Advertising Manager Shellie Snyder semester. Yes, it happened. may have gotten away with this Production Manager Lyme Goodwin I am graduating this Something that happens to a lot risky task Well, even though I semester and you, yes you, the Ad Production Manager Jim Donato of students. It happened to me. I do not know who you are, I do one who appears so sly will not Publishing Systems Coorcf nator &ad Graziodio ~as eating lunch by the know that you must have a be able to do this to me again. ~:ke McCo · ter Classified Ad Manager bookstore when I noticed that my guilty conscience. I am sure that Read this and weep. I hope you Subscriptions Manager Kelley Darcangelo 40 textbook was missing. How most of the 16,000 students that do remember now what the ord unfortunate. Ho irritating. I attend UCF feel absolutely ethical means, and by the way, had put it down on he connter to disgusted at the fact that we have grow up! place my order and the next to fork out so much money to moment it was gone. obtain an education. I especially April D. Valavanis I have saved this moment of am disgusted because I had to Business Management ~r\~ The Puzzle 2 3 • 6 7 8 10 11 12 ." ANO '()() CAN c::JiJOW Me \.\OW TO PICK UP POWeR \oO\--'O •.. ~ ··. COil.EGE PRESS ~ICE © 198-4 United Feature Syndicate 42 By onesett 16 Rents ACROSS 44 Therefore 20 Complained I 46 Improved 22 Latin 48 Distance coniunction 1 Collection measure: pl. 23 Moist of tents 51 Judge 24 Goddess of 5 Cut up finely 52 Mr. Gershwin discord ' 9 Crimson 53 As far as 25 Roman 101 12 Sandarac tree 55 Skilled persons 26 Ocean 13 Shakespearian 59 Hurried 30 Declared king 60 First man 32 Skin ailment 14 Before 62 Metal fastener 33 Reward 15 Word of honor 63 Goal 36 Thrust 17 Sun god 64 Obtains 37 Ingredient 18 Shallow vessel 65 Playing card 40 Land 19 Ursine animal surrounded \NI-\'{ oo { \-1.1\Ve \1.\\'o # 21 Bread by water f ee\..\N0 'IOO'Re GOING Ingredient DOWN 43 Either's partner ro ee veR'i Ga::>o Al 23 Says 45 Faeroe Islands \H\':i? 1 Headgear 27 Agave plant whirlwind 28 Sign of zodiac 2 Macaw 3 Deface 47 Athletic groups 29 Footllke part 48 Mud 31 Male sheep 4 Difficulty 49 Country in Asia 34 Roman 1001 5 Lucid 50 Party for men 35 Effect a 6 That man only &. settlement 7 Paddle 54 Poem 38. Symbol for 8 Supplicate 56 Equality cerium 9 Mend 57 Cravat 39 Greek letter 58 Crafty 41 Bright star 10 Periods of time 11 Depression 61 Near Serving The UCF Community • Savings Accounts • New and Used Vehicle Loans • Checking Accounts • Automatic Teller Network • Daily Interest on ~ Mastercard Che.eking & Savings the UCF f FEDERAL CREDIT UNION Located Right On Campus (across from Bookstore} WE'RE HERE FOR YOU 275-2855 claims, "Best team ever" Appropriately, McDowell also has an opinion on a by Paul Owers ~he wore a suit wide variety of other topics, proof that CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE and tie to talk no issue escapes this man's interest. A about his good sampling: It is hardly unpardonable for Gene looking football On freshman eligibility: "I like to -With the biggest game of McDowell to display the open sores of team. After last redshirt all freshman to give them time the Spring semester corning indignation. He adopted a football week's 24-18 to adjust academically and emotional up, The Central Florida team three years ago that sampled just spring game ly from being away from home." Future vs Student seven victories between 1982-84 and victory over the On his team's nine home games this Government softball game, whose gridiron tradition was so subtle fall: I have to be fair to all people it is time to look at the Star alumni, he was it begged for attention. involved. I want to schedule games that Studded line-up for The quick to take a Gene McDowell It was a time when the program's we have a chance to win. Whether or · Central Florida Future . stab at the future was nothing more than game-to positive. "We a<:c1)mplished what we not we have huge crowds, if we don't Our pitcher is a strikeout game. Passes were thrown with no wanted to accomplish," he said. "We lose money, it makes sense to play at artist, guaranteed to keep the more good intent than a rodeo horse that rekindled the old fire and fun and got home." SG's so-called hitters off throws a rider. Defense only happened out of the game without serious injury." On Southern Methodist University's balance. However, due to the often enough to keep the rumor alive. Instead, McDowell wants to save football "death penalty": ''The objective specifications in his/her Blame could be painted with a broad serious injury for the 11 opponents that of the death penalty is to stop the contract, we cannot release a brush. will set foot on the field with the continual cheaters and it should name until game-time. Talk to McDowell, though, and he Knights this season. ''We confirmed accomplish its mission." Catching for the CFF is a wi11 hint that the worst is over. Unlike that we have a very good defense and A meeting awaits McDowell, but he Sports writer with great many of the men before him, he can kicking game. We're even better off on paused long enough to offer his overall talent. This person has speak with confidence and precision. offense than I thought, {but) we have to view for the upcoming season. "It'll be remarkable insights to the Friendly adjectives have finally found improve in that area between now and the best team to ever play here." game and a good arm. He is a home with UCF football. September." Try and argue with that. affectionately known as A. I. Flowers. Playing in the first base Ladies gear position is one All-Around guy. He also happens to own for tourney the "Hottest Car on Campus." Don't be to concerned if there by Chad Salinas is no "D" in his last name. ASST. SPORTS EDITOR At 6-foot-one, EEEEEE Lutz. Playing second base is the News Editor, Steve. Steve is As the season winds down a solid performer on for the Lady Knights tennis defense, and has very good team, it will begin gearing range. If he happens to up for the New South injure someone in the game, Women's Athletic he will also be on top of the Conference Tournament. story. The tourney wil1 be held in Playing shortstop is the Tallahassee, at Florida A & great one from Arabia, The Haj. Haj has a lot of range, M University, March 23-25. much like the Wizard of Id. In their past two matches, The Haj is currently the the Lady Knights haven't Assistant Sports Editor, and fared too well. Against is stiU waiting for his green Harvard, the ladies lost a 8-1 card. decision. According to coach At the Hot Comer (3rd Brent Wellman: "Harvard base, for you idiots who was just awesome." didn't know that) is a picture Against Stetson, the Lady perfect fielder. He plays Knights dropped another 8-1 JULIE FISHER solid defense, with contest.The only win the Fisher is a freshman on the Lady Knights tennis team. Playing in the number two occasional flashes of singles spot, she leads the team in wins with l 0. Fisher has also combined for six brilliance. This guy ought to Lady Knights could get was be in pictures. He goes by one by Julie Fisher. doubles victories with Kathy Pell. simple name, Joe. Now for our solid as a rock outfield. (A rock is also very slow.) BASEBALL BRIEFS · · · ~ Starting in left.field is the CFF's only Lambda Chi. He is also a Sports writer, and goes by the name Wally Knights split a pair; Gator. He is a defensive whiz, and has a Rifle for an arm. His only flaw is his Bionic knee. Soto gets two HRs In centerfield is the UCF 21 WESTMINSTER 4 Jeff Holland was the Creek. He makes every play Last Saturday, the winning pitcher for the seem like an easy out. Knights literally had a field Knights, going two innings. Occasionally, his Converse day against the team from He gave up two rins, two hits high-tops will slide out from Pennsylvania. and had three strike outs. under him and allow a ball to get by. By the way, this The game, played at Managing Editor also has a Sanford Stadium, was never STETSON 12 UCF 5 couple of unhealthy wheels close after the first inning. The Knights fell behind underneath him. After finding themselves early in the game. The Playing in rightfield is behind 2-1 after one, UCF Hatters scored three runs in Mr. Witty Glove. He is scored 16 runs in the next the first inning, and held called this because his glove four innings to leave UCF scoreless through the makes everybody laugh. Westminster behind. In the first three. UCF could not get The only reason he is seven inning game, the a runner on base until the playing is because he's the Knights racked up 20 hits. boss. Hey, but I believe in fourth, when they broke miracles. If the Red Sox Leading the way was through for three. However, could win a pennant, then centerfielder Jose Soto, who Stetson went on to score six Don can catch a couple of went 4-6, including two more in the bottom half of the flyballs. bomeruns and six RBI. First sixth. Zawaski had three Tying it all together is our baseman Vince Zawaski hits, including a double and Manager, No-Lose Johnson. was 3-5, and added two a homerun, scored two runs She is the heart and soul of round-trippers and four RBI. and picked up two RBI. ce Zawaski attempts to catch a runner off base. the team. She adds the Odie Koehnke added three Koehnke scored two runs needed character to the team. ·aski 1s batf g .351 with 10 home runs and 44 RBI. z hits, two of them doubles, and and connected on two hits, In fact, she is a character. scored four runs. She is kno mas Darling. one of them a double. • The entertainment and feature supplement of 1Prne Central Florida Future • 8afeoex Decadence, Disease, Death and You by Alain Levi intense scientific research. the world is no closer to a You know the cure for AIDS... " scene. Two a.m., The world drops you on Saturday Night. your head. You go soft and , diZzy. "Aids, Aids, Aids," Finals Week. Last echoes through your head. chance to score Decadence, Disease, Death. The synonyms of sexually before the semes contracted death shine ter's over. If you have through Melissa's make-up. She stares up at you. "Jill another dry semes who?" Melissa asks. ter you'll never be "I'm sorry," you say, "but able to go home and you're not worth dying for." Then through the fog of face, Pete, your little your mind, Petey's voice brother, who sees blares, "No guts, no glory." more action during This is a story of fear. Not fear of pregnancy, or fear of his high school an embarrasing hickey, or lunch break than fear that your boyfriend you've seen your will leave yol! for someone with shapelier hips. This is J entire freshman a greater, all year. encompassing, ultimate fear, a fear generated by the You can almost see little greatest battle of all, a fight Petey's reflection in her between two ancient contacts. "Go for it, Dude," bedmates: the joy of sex the reflection urges, "Her versus the fear of death. mouth says, 'No,• but her It hasn't always been this eyes, big brother, are way. Sex used to be safe, in screaming for more." fact was considered safe Yes, yes, yes, you see the before the euphemism "safe truth. Melissa wants you sex" was created. This, of know-what, and she's not course, was back when sex talking tommorow. It's now wasn't a proper topic for or never, do or die, , you've suppertime conversation, just spun $5000. dollars on but when · Milton Berle your Wheel of Fortune, and could wear dresses on you know the answer, and television, and not be it includes the letter 'b' considered a pervert. seven times over, and you're It's different today. Bob whole range of potential defenses, like the Nazi but considering his quivering with excitement, Newhart and Bill Cosby perversion between the two. blitzkrieg, or a very position he is a suprisingly and Pat Sajak is listening will ramble plenty about They all do the job, but effective toothpaste hip dude. The Pope's big intently for your cal~ and sex, but won't wear dresses, which one do you buy, who campaign, an unholy family philosophy is "do it, Vanna smiles. It's now, or at least not during prime do you trust. destruction of one's prior but only if you're married, you've waited, planned, time. Their message is you "A good chicken soup" conceptions of what is safe, and don't use birth conspired. prayed. and the can talk about sex all you AIDS: Acquired Immune what is right, who to trust. control." payoff is moments away want, but you've got to be Deficiency Syndrome. It and what the world coming Well, that's easy for him then suddenly ... careful with whom you sounds innocent. Not like to. (maybe), but for mortals ... as quickly as your actually engage in the act. Parkinson's disease or The Pope, Jerry Falwell. Dr. like Petey and Melissa confidence builds another We all knew this, but it Alzheimer's: nasty Ruth, and I above, temptation provides image forms blurring Petey, took the media, and a sounding illnesses named "Safe sex" really has no an all too powerful blurring your date, she quick, easy phrase like after people whose families meaning. It's just a term attraction. Those god zooms out offocus. You are "safe sex" and really big could think of no other way developed to refer to a whole given sexual urges (where left perplexed, the world headlines and Time to honor their dead. The range of concepts that else did they come from?) has lifted you by your magazine covers do let on to words themselves are so confirm the idea that all sex have got to be expressed ankles and rattles you like the urgency and complexity simple and familiar, as is risky. This is the point somewhere, and chances a cartoon character. of the situation. Much like though a good chicken soup where Dr. Ruth and I and the are it won't be through a Jill Bazeley, local the supermarket decision will do the trick.. But AIDS Pope agree, but suprisingly time-consuming trip to the newscaster, is addressing between New Tide, or New is a streetwise disease, a we each have our own drug store. you from deep within and Improved Tide, or the disease that understands answers based on our very Except that without birth Mellisa's eyes. You cringe. cheaper generic brands in twentieth century strategies special deliberations. control, where does the knowing Jill doesn't belong the inconspicuous black better than Adolf Hitler or The Pope, being the catholic population stand. there. and white boxes. you've got a Madison Avenue at the bastion of h o 1y What a dilema . "Hi. I'm Jill Bazeley" she choice "safe sex"' or its height of their mania. conservatism that he is, begins, and Glen Rinker obvious opposites, AIDS doesn't attack the can't condone stuff like has the night off.. Despite ·dangerous sex," or the body. It attacks the body's baby oil or Twister parties, SEE SEX PAGE 2 Volume3Number27April16, 1987 2, Confetti, ~pril 16, 1987 Dr. Ruth, the Pope's invention ever. it is SEX FROM PAGE! liberal poseur. is less arguably more important serious, less conseivative. than the wheel. or the THE CENTRAL To her, the Domino's noid crossbow. or the stock the pizza chain's symbol of FLORIDA Jerry Falwell, of course, everything that can go exchange. Though the CAREER GUIDE has a solution. Jerry wrong with a pizza, applies squeeky clean editorial proposes a concept that is to sex: late and cold. Ruth policy of this paper The only publication listing Central Florida's 400 largest probably unfamiliar to sees the problem as prevents me from fully firms. their personnel directors AND each company's most of you, so I've included inattentiveness to foreplay, delving into the hilarious frequent employment needs, updated quarterly. the dictionary definition. or fake orgasms. 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Bu the heartfelt vocals by Eede "Oh. great! Another heavy metal act to certainly catch the listener's ear. grace America's music scene." Not that I'm Broadcast is a carefully thought out starting my own crusade against that album. Your favorite song on the LP will musical style. It just never particularly change with each listen. The songs are 1750 w. appealed to me. sequenced logically. Some even flow into BROADWAY And when the album was finally the next without a break. The songs only OVIEDO, FL Expires April 23rd released. I thought for sure my earlier benefit from this move. 32765 assessment had been correct. All I had to The group's lyrics are as imaginative as ------l do for proof was hold up the album cover _ its playing. Eede had a hand in all of the a Cutting Crew logo that had been ripped songwriting on Broadcast. At times, other through with a circular saw. band members are credited as co-writers. "EEK," I thought, "please don't let me be At no time does it seem that Eede and JlcL around when this thing is played." Well. 1 friends are reaching for words to fill out a was, and I must say 1 was pleasantly lyrical sentence. Even though the words' surprised. Yes, album reviewers can be meanings seem cryptic at times, they are OFFICE SUPPLIES humble too. definitely one of the LP' strongest points. Cutting Crew is a four-member band · Another point worth mentioning is the TOWER PLACE from the outskirts of London. The area the album's length: almost 50 minutes. The , 10376 E. Colonial Dr. band members call home, Cobham, just duration of Broadcast' confirms the band's might have influenced their style. I mean apparent commitment to creativity. They these guys have next-door neighbors like show no restraint in giving their listeners Genesis, the Moody Blues, Bill Bruford and an abundant sampling of their musical , 277~7776 Eric Clapton. So Cutting Crew comes off efforts. sounding like the combined styles of Tears All songs are highly recommended. for Fears and Saga. Particular standouts are "I've Been in Love Over 3,000 Items Before," "It Shouldn't Take too Long" and The group is made up of Nick Van Eede on lbe Broadcast." Stocked For Your Needsl vocals, Kevin Scott MacMichael on guitar, Only one thing bothered me on the LP: the Colin Farley on bass and piano and guitar intro to "Fear of Falling" sounds J 10% Discount Offered Martin Beedle on percussion. They frighteningly similar to the intro to combine their talents to produce a "Automatic" by the Pointer Sisters. No to UCF Students with compelling sound. Sometimes kidding - you can hear it for yourself. MacMichael's guitar licks come off At any rate, Broadcast is an admirable Valid l.D. sounding like those of Ultravox - no effort by this new band - certainly one of problem with that. the finest releases this year. 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We play lounges, pubs, conventions, private parties, 7:30 & 9:45 nightly - $2.00 on Friday or producer Lome Michaels. colleges, etc. Midnight Movie on Fri. & Sat. - S1.00 Saturday The cast and writing have Matinee on Sun. @ 5:00 - $1 .00 been terrific on a weekly Call lance at 831-6625 WtthC~Ellph April30.1987 basis. All over America L!::======I I 8 I I I 8 I I I 8 I I I I I a I I e e I I I I I I viewers are saying, 'It's fun l ~======----=------+------to watch the show again!"' Michaels, the creator and original producer of the LIVING WORD STUDENT series from 1975 to 1980, has won four Emmy LUTHERAN CHURCH LEGAL SERVICES Awards (three for producing a new Christian congregation serving the SNL and one for producing East Orlando/U.C.F. area Student Legal Services provides a Paul Simon special seen David J. Nixon, Pastor students with an assistance in selected g_ on NBC). Michaels returned 277-7684 areas of law such as landlord/tenant, to SNL last season after a consumer, non-criminal traffic and five year absence. uncontested dissolutions. You can ~ receive attorney consultation and .::~ representation free of charge to ~ qualified students. Call 275-2538 or Cmrletti stop by SC 210 for more information or 1 Cindy Cowen an appointment. Editor Alain Levi Problems with? Need? Asst. Editor We are a new Christian congregation right in your neighborhood. Theresa Altomare Landlords? A Will? Art Director Let us be your church away from home! Confetti, is published by The Insurance? Name Change? CenJrai Florida FUlure, the student newspaper of the University of We welcome you to join us Central Florida. Send all Contracts? Uncontested corresponden ce to: Confetti/The Worship at THE UNIVERSITY QUALITY INN at the Centrcil F1orida Future, P.O. Box corner of Alafaya and Colonial 25000, University of Central Police? Dissolution? Florida, Orlando, Florida 32816. EVERY SUNDAY at 10 O'Clock I Beat The Bookstore I Alpha Phi Omega Service Fraternity Book-Exchange Details: Located in Student Center rni 215 April 20-24,27-29 May 7-8,11-15 10am-5pm Here is how it works: Buy: If you need a book for class, come Sell: If you have a used book, stop by the by the book exchange with your course Book Exchange and we will find out if number and see if we have the book you the book is currently being used. If it is, need. If we do, it will be cheaper than then You set the price somewhere the Bookstore. between what the Bookstore charges and what they would pay you for it. ..