Y O U R G U I D E T O T H E L O C A L G O O D L I F E front porch T H E R E G I O N ' S free C O M M U N I T Y M A G A Z I N E Local Good News Since 1997 YEAR 15 • ISSUE 176 • FEBRUARY 2012 Frontporchfredericksburg.com Reach High Farewell, Friends 4 Jim Burton Real Good Folk 6 Exile On Main Street 7 Danny McBride Kindred Spirits 8 No Cellar Dweller James River Rises 10 Iron Maiden The Skillet 11 Art First A Priority in Life 24 The SPCA’s Debra Joseph 27 Steve Watkins The Observer 28 18 Our Heritage... the crhc collection history’s stories.: rappahannock river closeups 6 20 companions: lord of the flies Freshmen Artists 21 PorchLight: long journey home Days gone by: fredericksburg postcard collection 6 Jim Burton 22 Senior Care: resolutions ....real good folk 23 wellness: when sweetness is bitter green remedies 8 Danny McBride take root @ fxbg art scene ....and his kindred spirits 24 20 of plenty: art first celebrates 20 years of memories 25 scene & heard...in the ‘burg! 28 steve watkins ....a narrative view 26 if you got it....flaunt it!~ By Amy Pearce 27 community link: spca March is a time of sprouting and not be ignored. Dave’s paintings are bright by Mary Woolls new growth. Growth as you know does and colorful with compelling images of 28 fxbg music: parlor soldiers not start in the spring, but many months detailed neon scenes, local architecture Delving into their backgrounds, 30 it was first a whim.... earlier as seeds develop beyond view, and the human form. Art is judged as talking to a couple people in the know, I porch talk 31 poetryman vibrating with the anticipation of their good or bad by those who experience it, find they already do have standing in the emergence into the world, to the delight and Dave and Mary both feel that “the arts community as – in Dave’s case – a of all who are lucky enough to see. feeling generated is more valuable than musician, singer/songwriter, and in Mary’s Two such ‘seeds’ are Fredericksburg the art itself.” Yet, this is valuable art in 4 on the porch...life in fredericksburg – as the supportive spouse of musician Messages locals Dave Honaker and Mary Woolls. the money sense, too, because they both Stuart Whitford. Dave, I might add, is 28 These friends, patrons of the area for are simply good artists who will continue 5 retired on the back porch: “I’d like to buy the world...” quite the adventurer and writer; just read autoknown better...wit & wisdom of rim many years, are taking an opportunity to to emerge and become better with some back issues of Front Porch – Google contribute their talents to the locale by experience. Their “soul of the artist” is 10 James River Cellars goodsporting.blogspot.com/. Mary, like collaborating in the first ever showing of already present; it is something you see Dave, takes in art exhibits and live music 11 urban smallholding: iron maiden their art. This shared show of two artists when you stare into a painting. It’s either by Dave Honaker shows. Both support the downtown food with complimentary styles and subject there or not, and these two got it. 12 Vino: winter wines community. ...And more! rd in the kitchen with bonnie matter is being held March 3 at Raven Mary’s experience with oil customized home theater installations of In a town as gentle and Hi Fi. Occupying one of the great spots on painting began several years ago in Bill 13 Season’s Bounty: romance of food quality audio and video products in new or supportive of its peeps as FXBG is, you still 3 freshman artists William Street, Raven, with’ music as art’ Harris’s art class, at LibertyTown. Her 14 southern style: love your meat existing homes), the host to local house have to deliver the goods to impress. as their offering, has been a longtime subject matter is varied; old trucks, local 7 exile on main street...the real fredericksburg concerts, has graciously opened their “Freshmen” artists Dave (Image: “Lost in 15 beer geek: a beer geek comes of age supporter of local art and is making their landscapes, and still life, and she paints as doors to allow these two friends and Thought”) and Mary (Image: Blue Truck) contents 29 what the world needs now...civility foray into the First Friday scene. often as her day job will allow. “I love the get it done. See their show in March, way time goes by unnoticed when I’m artists a quality venue for their first show. 16-17 Calendar of Events 31 flowers & chocolate? Dave Honaker has been painting Although this is the first show for both of opening First Friday the 2nd, at Raven Hi for just a few years using oil paint on concentrating on a painting,” says she, these budding artists, it is certain this is Fi, 214 William. 31 canvas. From the very first stroke of paint and she is most intrigued by the nuance of the first of many contributions they will Cover by Arch DiPeppe he says he knew he was unleashing a color and light. Amy Pearce edits and writes Raven Hi –Fi (specialists in make to the community. creative seed that, once bloomed, could for Front Porch. Heart Throbbing

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2 February 2012 Front porch fredericksburg front porch fredericksburg February 2012 3 ON THE PORCH AutoKnown Better RReettiirreedd && BBuucckk NNaakkeedd Rob Grogan Editor jack, henny, and hinny On The Back Porch Photographer Archer DiPeppe reach high By Rim Vining Contributing Writers & Artists “i’d like to buy the world a coke” When Chris Park told his We’ll weep together in person, GPS devise on a vehicle without a warrant and using information obtained in A.E.Bayne Megan Byrnes employer he was leaving in eight weeks guys, before you go. It will be tracking that vehicle to bring charges and Collette Caprara Paul Cymrot and moving to California with his tears of joy and my selfish tears a conviction was an invasion of privacy by jo middleton Ashliegh Chevalier Bonnie De Lelys girlfriend, his boss simply said, “Reach of letting go of two sweet people and in violation of our Fourth Amendment Market and get a carton of Cokes, a pound Britany DeVries Arch DiPeppe high.” to too many miles away. I wish rights. They also mentioned that a critical of bologna, and a loaf of “builds strong Frank Fratoe JoAnna Cassidy Farrell The employer, Rob Alling, has you the best, you know. point in this case was that the GPS device February is rainy and bodies 12 ways” Wonder Bread from John William Garnett Joe Gherlone reached high all his life with great There’s a lot we can had to be physically placed on the vehicle, cold. Soup’s on and so is the dilly bread. Skinner (who could carve a haunch of Bill Green Ralph “Tuffy” Hicks international success, some of it right here take from Rob Alling’s words to so they foresee future cases and further This is the smell-well season and I love meat the like of which hasn’t been done Dave Honnaker Lori M. Izykowski in Fredericksburg with The Kenmore Inn. Chris, and from Arch Di Peppe’s rulings dealing with vehicles that have GPS it. Sometimes the weather is too much for since, though that butcher fellow Karl Karch Suni McMath An endorsement like that from a man like phtoto of them, especially this Gifts that are freely given should capabilities already on board… like On me to venture out, and I am shamed by currently up on William Street is coming Jo Middleton Vanessa Moncure Rob had to be a positive boost for Chris, month when we celebrate be shared…. and this one might explain Star? Hmmm? You mean all that data my outdoor walking friends, for whom the in a close second). Amy Pearce Mary Lynn Powers and for his partner Joanna Krenich, as romance. What better a cover why Mr. Ed. decided to move Mr. available to General Motors might be used postal creed applies, “Neither rain, nor I need to point out, by the by, Scarlett Suhy Pons they prepare to go West. picture than these two lovers Autoknown from the obscure and hidden to track your whereabouts without your snow, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays that November past I hit my 74th year, Scott Richards Wendy Schmitz But Chris is a confident guy, and sipping a shake together? A back pages of this monthly to just knowledge? Not in America. these [walkers] from their completed well and kicking, thanks to all those health Brian K. Thaler Matt Thomas although he really feels great about Rob’s throwback to the 50s and clearer opposite his countenance on the editorial And for those of you who need to rounds.” foods I bought from Big John on Charles Christine Thompson Rim Vining blessing, he’s not easily discouraged nor in times. The simple bond between page. You remember the day the teacher know more about the donkey issue well… I hasten to add neither they, nor Street. Phyllis Campbell Whitley need of approval. In fact, Chris asked me kindred spirits in love at a soda singled you out and moved you to the did you know? I, wear those two-ton “walking” shoes Now-a-days, however, as my late, Amy Woodruff Mary Woolls to let Danny McBride know that Chris is fountain with big plans to move on the cover and Danny on page 8. (Why and begin anew, and feeling it is front of the class where they could keep a The donkey, or ass, (Equus advertised with “specific mechanics and great, Virginia author friend, Barbara Front Porch Fredericksburg is a is it that all the creative talents I know so doable together. And what better eye on you and separate you from Asinus Asinus) is a species unto itself. The strike path.” An old pair of Keds, frayed at Holland, pointed out, pleasures such as free circulation magazine have a wit to match their wisdom and more appropriate words of your hoodlum associates? I do. male being a Jack and the female being a the seams, takes us around Alum Springs martini, bacon and naps are out. If TV ads told me one recent Saturday night, “If you published monthly by talent?) encouragement from someone who’s done So, having already received my Jenny. Notice only the males are called and along the Appalachian Trail. are to be believed, malfunctioning body live in Fredericksburg, you are not secure.” Olde Towne Publishing Co., Inc. Speaking of the cover, it was shot it – lived a dream and now passes the vibe gift of an article topic when a public body jack-asses. However, as in any global But in the cold and parts below the waist are Virginia Bigenwald Grogan What he meant is, “Reach high.” He just , Publisher. by Archer Di Peppe at Goolrick’s, home of along to two lovers? as auspicious as the United States economy, if you mate the Donkey Dad gloom I do not join my in. I want never to meet said it in different words. the romantic Valentine milkshake. Chris Danny McBride did it. Brandon Supreme Court decided to address my with a Momma Mare, which does sound outdoor friends. I’m the bride whose wedding So reach high this month, Park and Joanna Krenich share the Newton did it. And as you’ll read about concerns over On-Star and the possible very French, you get a Mule. Much rarer hanging tough indoors. I reception toast is Phillips The mission of Front Porch Fredericksburg. Love deeply. Laugh chocolate shake at the downtown them, you’ll come across local legend Jim abuses of “tracking” our whereabouts is the scenario of a Stallion hooking up used to turn on the TV on Colon probiotic to ease Fredericksburg is to connect the loudly. Dance as though no one is diverse citizenry of Fredericksburg Fredericksburg icon just weeks before they Burton, who did it, too. There are lots of without our knowledge, I was then given a with a Jenny and producing a Hinny. Hang these February days, and malodorous constipation watching. And enjoy our inspired issue, with lively features and informative leave for L.A., where Chris is planning to dreamers, in fact, profiled in this issue — second gift of such staggering import that in there with me a minute… listen to the ads. John and bloating. What cover to cover. columns of interest to our follow his passion, and Joanna will launch people who are happy because they are I had to start over. Ready? (Andy down at Earl’s has a black Cleese talking for pups was happened to the good old community’s greatest resource, a career in the food industry. Her living life, not living in a well-conforming All I am doing is getting my Lab / Beagle mix... full black Lab with four- my delight, but the best of Phillips Milk of Magnesia its people. chirpblog on Wordpress is an entertaining box. morning coffee when the beautiful barista inch legs. Max is a riot!) all were the Coca-Cola™ ads my mother gave me and well-written start. That should be what love is, what which almost rhymes with senorita (and So what we need in this leap year with children singing such without the benefit of Messages from our readers are I wish them both, both of them life is, what community is. It doesn’t have who is in the market for a used car, I is a leap of February faith that will find ditties as “I am the future wedding speeches? And am welcome. All submissions must be my friends, farewell and many blessings. to be comfortable, or as Andrew Hellier might add) says, “I can’t find a good used the barista senorita a suitable ride, of the world.” I to pity the poor sod received by e-mail by the 19th of the car so I’m just gonna’ buy myself a donkey preferably with four-wheel drive and a Usually, I’d just whose sex life has been month preceding publication. so I can take my ass to work.” stick shift so she can get her assets to listen to the ads until the kids came limped away due to over-consumption, messages about us from the article!! Thank you, decent crowd at the Fridays@the Last I don’t care who you are, that is work. But nothing with On-Star. Think of on. Not only did they sing “in perfect probably, of hamburgers whose erstwhile Writers are welcome to request thank you, thank you!!! Resort – I give the Front Porch and our a great line. I wouldn’t use it as a pickup a 90’s something ‘pick-uppy’ ‘Explorerish’ harmony”, but they were gorgeous. They steers consumed too many female Writer’s Guidelines and query the Many Thanks again! article (January) much of the credit! line but as memorable lines go it is spot vehicle that you would feel good putting had a Coke bottle in their little hormones? Editor by e-mail. Kathryn Pankow Todd Schwartz on. It also begs the question, is a donkey your daughter in. Come on, they are out hands. That’s where Coke went Nope, TV ads are sadly Rob’s comments regarding Just Great Things St. George’s Episcopal Church an ass? Was Baba Looey, the burro there and I am serious… let’s find this wrong. You can’t make beautiful music disgusting. I’ll go to WETA and giggly John Micah and the area’s homeless did indeed sidekick of Quick Draw McGraw, a donkey babe a ride. Send your proposals with a holding a blankety-blank tin can, which Chester playing Khachaturian on this Front Porch shed some light on a lack of compassion Fredericksburg What a great edition NOTE: or an ass and why was his alias “The picture to [email protected] hasn’t a “return for refund” written on it, winter’s day, and drift off for a nap, issue we see in this city. Your comments (December’s e-edition) - starting with a We’ve reached maximum space Whippersnapper?” Do burros get better mileage not to mention the name of where it was retired and buck naked on the back porch. 1281 Jefferson Davis Highway (On the Porch, November) were moving PMB 208 very Audrey Hepburn-like girl on the front limits and will publish more Messages These really are gifts. than mules? They are smaller. bottled on the bottom of the glass. and right on. Thank you for saying what Fredericksburg, VA 22401 page, then the editor’s family in their next month… For you followers of my tirades I used to love to watch those Jo Middleton has her wits about her you said. and at least writes regularly. cool shades (another fine editorial), Jeb against the evils of the Onstarion Rim Vining will one day appear Coke trucks roll out of the plant down Scott Sweeney before the Supreme Court, Coca-Cola’s slogan from 1932 Phone: 540-220-1922 Stuart article, Lady Gaga, Zen cocktail OOPS! - Rob menace… the Supreme Court has upheld a there on Princess Anne Street. They’d through 1937 – the year Jo was born – E-Mail: [email protected] or maybe The Supremes. (Do you make it at the Bistro?), beer Rachel Lee of Ferry Farm pointed lower court ruling that decided placing a inspire me to walk over to Charles Street was "Ice-Cold Sunshine". Web Site: I read Saving 401 Sophia tasting guidelines, Santa, cute dogs — out my two unsuccessful attempts at www.frontporchfredericksburg.com (November, by Chris Park and Mike it’s got it all! Really liked that Breakfast describing the South’s secession from the Craig). I really liked the collaborative at Tiffany’s photo - black and white w/ a United States. In “Our Heritage” The opinions expressed in Front Porch approach and tone of the piece. That’s Fredericksburg are those of the touch of red - very classy. And the rolling (December), I erroneously wrote: “...with something we absolutely need to foster. Give a Child contributing writers and do not pics are very nice, also. Now, relax a day the talk of succession.” Later in that Job well done! necessarily reflect the opinion of and get started on January’s paper. same paragraph, “Virginia succeeded in Front Porch Fredericksburg Sean P. Maroney Jay Bigenwald 1861.” Well, the talk was of secession or its advertisers. Executive Director, Historic Something to Rochester, NY and Virginia did secede in 1861. Thank Fredericksburg Foundation, Inc. Copyright 2012 you, Rachel. Please keep reading with a Olde Towne Publishing Co., LLC From Mr. Bob Whittingham (of critical eye and enjoy us cover to cover. Think About If I write ‘Thank You’ a All rights reserved. Whittingham, and The Kitchen At thousand times it will not translate to Whittingham): The new (December 2011) Nancy Hanson pointed out that how appreciative I am for the article Front Porch just came — The cover is writer Matt Thomas and I missed a (December — Pop-Up Shop, Just Great Wonderful ! Fun. Interesting. Love it! misspelling in his “On the House” beer Things for Just a Few Weeks). Both my Love it! Love it! Love it! You did great. column (December) on a brewery in Books, Games, Amusing Novelties mom and I love it and we are so excited (cover by Arch Di Peppe and Bill Green) Delaware: the city is spelled R-e-h-o-b-o-t- to be in the magazine. 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4 February 2012 Front porch fredericksburg front porch fredericksburg February 2012 5 Jim Burton Exile On Main Street Master The real good folk The REAL FREDericKSBURG Alternative Art of Cooking By Paul Cymrot and Scarlett Suhy Pons by brittany de vries with a What I like about downtown ‘Main Street’ that has taken the best of The steep wooden staircase is the familiar— Burton’s crooning, Nate Leath’s Birchmere. One of Jim’s Fredericksburg is that it is a real place. It what works in successful community only murmur in an otherwise blank ethereal fiddle, Dave Jensen’s masterful most memorable moments was not constructed to look like organizations and made a template out of Cooking Class stairwell, each step a low purr like a sleepy guitar, notes from John Buck’s bass, was a party they played in something; it is something. It could not be it. They make this template available to bear awakening from his slumber. The followed with unison laughter and Virginia Beach: “Jake made from scratch. It could only be made other communities. They promote good door welcomes one into a long room with quipping— yet for all the times I’ve heard Crosley was quite the high at by generations of people living in it, ideas; they give awards; they spread the faded green narrow floorboards and soft it, Burton makes me really listen. dollar lawyer, and he had a working in it, and adapting it to fit their word about nice or interesting or historic lighting. Each piece of furniture emits rich “Most people who play here, their buddy who had us come needs. I like that I can get a cup of coffee places. They’ve built a brand of Main smells of weathered oak and mahogany. soul is really in it,” he says of FXBG’s play for a party of about 150 or 200. It started about 20 years ago with Ben and a tattoo and an eighteenth century Street, and it’s been successful, on the Wooden mallards with muted yellow beaks plethora of ardent musicians. “Any night Gorgeous veranda, and just all the food Eldridge. It has turned into a community silver spoon and a bag of second hand simple theory that it’s good for people nest on coffee table books like “Living with of the week you can hear good music.” you’ve even seen in your entire life. He that likes to make real good music and are books in the two blocks between my with common goals to work together. Folk Art.” Above hangs a luscious purple There is a fervent, talented and, at times, even rented a bus for us—this guy had real good folk.” favorite restaurant and the free outdoor Fredericksburg has all the banner, which befittingly reads “Welcome hilarious group who surround spent money to set this up. So we get out For Burton, that’s what it’s concert in the park. qualities of all the best of the Main Street to Mount Pleasant.” Fredericksburg’s tradition of local music, there and we play one song and everyone about: good music and good folk. “It’s a It can appear disorganized, even communities, except for an organization Jim Burton’s apartment and the extraordinarily Jim Burton is a in the whole place cleared out! Every soul peaceful community. I’m glad to have the ramshackle, but it is more than the sum of to lend businesses a hand when there’s a transports a guest from the 900 block on nod toward the past and present music left. I will never forget that if I live to be people I know.” He was there at the its parts. It is the sort of community that problem that needs solving or an event Caroline to a splendorous Americana cabin community. He is all smiles, remembering a million.” beginning, watching memories unfold, people everywhere are trying to simulate. that needs promoting or a misconception where stories are written in each scratch The Bluegrass Butchers, a fun-loving Over the years, he has played musicians appear and bloom, bands grow The downtown has more than 200 that needs correcting or a vacancy that on the floor and book on the shelf. group that included Jake Crosley, Tommy with and helped found many musicians and lives raveling together under the wing 374-0443 businesses — retail and restaurants, art needs filling. A number of us who own Burton himself seems part of the intricate Mitchell, Larry Southworth, Sara and bands. “Bluegrass music is soul music. of this treasured town. As for that one galleries and accountants, bar and businesses or property (or both) décor: he sits in a wooden chair, his face Southworth, Rosemary Oakley, Carol Not over complicated, so it’s easy to play jam session recorded in his apartment, the churches — sharing not-quite-enough downtown are working to put together softly illuminated by a vintage Budweiser Phillips, Bob Haley and Chip Remey. “My and you can pass it on.” The tradition is one that relives its own memory in the www.shopwhittingham.com parking with hundreds of apartments and such an organization right now. It will reading lamp with a shade reminiscent of official part? I was the pledge,” Burton apparent in the bluegrass found around room that produced it: “Every single houses and historic sites and tourist share many qualities with the Main Street Matisse. In the center of it all sits in any jokes. downtown today. Regulars fill every seat person there was dead on top of it. Whoo, destinations. Its roots run as deep as any template, but because we are other environment an ordinary silver “That’s where my music career when The Bluegrass Believers play the Pool as for me it doesn’t get any better than Paul Cymrot and Scarlett Suhy-Pons 1021 Caroline Street city in the country. It is unlike anywhere Fredericksburg and are not like other stereo; here, the unearthly square lines began. We were as bad as anything but we Hall on First Fridays, or at the sight of the that.” are keeping it real and else. Authenticity is difficult to simulate. places, we are not calling it a Main Street. want you to join them. command attention…. “Want to listen?” had a great time.” The Bluegrass Butchers ever-evolving group belting it out at the Brittany E. De Vries of We have it. We want it to reflect what we are. We’re he asks, and without waiting presses play. weren’t bad at all, even playing with singer Sunken Well on Sundays: “This group with The National Horseman What we do not have is a calling our organization ‘Real This homemade music recording is and guitarist Charlie Waller at the me now [The Wellions] sort of fell into me. writes regularly in Front Porch. organization designed to give it a voice Fredericksburg.’ with which to sing its own praises or The goal of Real Fredericksburg is converse with the city officials who govern to work with businesses, property owners, CHUCK HOFFMAN it. We don’t have a forum where business and residents of the downtown to achieve owners can pool their knowledge, air their our common goals. What are those REALTOR, ABR, SFR, MBA concerns, and cooperate towards common common goals? We’ll only know if you’ll goals. We don’t have an entity whose sole tell us. purpose is to recognize, organize, and We want Real Fredericksburg to I will provide professional nurture what makes our town different tackle the issues that are present and from the towns we all decided not to live pressing among our neighbors; we have no help for both home buyers in. other objective. Right now Scarlett and I The National Trust for Historic are talking to as many people as we can to and sellers to accomplish Preservation has put a lot of years into enumerate all the things that can be done your real estate objectives! studying and celebrating neighborhoods (or not done) to maintain the vibrant and like ours. They feel we are something of authentic flavor of our unique downtown. an endangered species. And they’ve We’d love to talk to you. Give us a call or noticed that towns with good, active, stop by our shops. I’m at Riverby Books TRUSTED & CANDID SERVICE FOR DOWNTOWN professional organizations tend to thrive (805 Caroline St). Scarlett is at PONSHOP more than those that don’t. The National (712 Caroline). The more people who can FREDERICKSBURG & NEARBY COMMUNITIES Trust has put together a program called get involved, the better. Award Winning Service www.yourFREDrealtor.com 540-370-0695 Direct 540-845-1468 Cell 540-373-0100 Office 540-370-0757 Fax [email protected]

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6 February 2012 Front porch fredericksburg front porch fredericksburg February 2012 7 Danny McBride and his kindred spirits presents By rob grogan The Magnolia Ball Saturday, March 31, 2012 Lucky is the man who’s had a recalls Danny, 6:00 - 11:00 p.m. friend or two the entire ride. Such a man “would draw Fredericksburg Expo & is Danny McBride, actor and intricate half pipes Conference Center Fredericksburg native son. Neither fame and skateboarders. nor fortune has cut his ties to old local Glad to see he moved pals whose experiences and qualities off of stick figures Cocktail Hour and Silent Auction forever bond them with a gift as unique as grinding imaginary Dinner followed by Dancing an award for film, art or music. skate parks and into to Fredericksburg Big Band Danny’s relationships are at an the world of all-time high, with friends like Brandon painting.” Their $90 per person / $650 per table of 8 Newton and Kenny Ellinger intact, and mutual jousting is a Black tie optional Cash Bar wife Gia Ruiz his true love. Whether brotherly love shared here, they look forward to opportunities filming in New Orleans this spring or with Kenny. for Declan that Danny did not have — like Tickets On Sale Now! making a few runs down the “When times were tough in LA I future painting lessons from Brandon Rappahannock this summer, Danny moved back to the Burg for a bit and Newton? “Depending on how much Phone: remains the smiling guy who happens to crashed on Kenny’s couch off Wolfe Street. Brandon is charging, yes.” (540) 361-7071 write, act and direct. “I met Danny in Fredericksburg is a touchstone for me, not The banter among kindred spirits E-mail: grade school,” says Brandon. “I think he only a way to stay grounded but a really fills the downtown air just a block from [email protected] found my harassment of teachers nice place to live.” The NC School of Arts the McBride’s apartment. The evening Web: entertaining.” (’99) filmmaking grad had headed west for brings out friends, or as Brandon sees it, www.hospicesupportcare.org Danny, who moved here “before fame and fortune. “Instead, I found a kindred spirits… timeless: “I do think we route 3 was a nightmare and Central Park wonderful job as a waiter at the Crocodile are still good friends because it still feels PROCEEDS BENEFIT HOSPICE SUPPORT CARE was still a golf course” did “a tour of duty Cafe in Burbank.” like we are hanging out at Orbits listening in a bunch of local schools — I kicked my Then he wrote and acted in an to music every time we go out. And the Ask about Sponsorship and Promotional/Memorial Ad Opportunities. Virginia learning off at Salem Elementary independent film called The Foot Fist Way, more you get to know Danny, the more Silent Auction Items Accepted then on to Battlefield Middle, did some buddy Jody Hill’s first feature. “I was you want to be around him.” time at Chancellor Middle, and then on to more interested in working behind the Rob Grogan makes Moscow Mules Courtland where I graduated.” His take on camera but we didn’t know any actors so on request for good people like Brandon is in sync: “I met him in second both of us had to step in front of the Danny McBride. grade. He was a troublemaker and I camera to make the movie” — in 17 days, thought that was cool. Kenny Ellinger I financed with credit cards. At The met in seventh grade. Both are to this day Sundance Film Festival, Will Ferrell and two of my closest friends. Both were in Adam McKay saw what became a calling my wedding.” Both played music, while card that opened doors: “We used the Danny looked to film. moment of heat to set up Eastbound and “I was interested in storytelling Down” (Season 3 premiers Feb. 19 at and filmmaking. I crafted a thrilling tale 10PM on HBO). about Leaf Man — a pile of leaves that Still, Danny would love to flex could magically turn into a man and walk that directing muscle and step behind the around and talk. Very exciting. In high camera this year to helm his first feature. school, I wrote several plays; one we took “We’ll see how it goes.” It still goes well to the state one-act competition. We with friends. “We still hang like we use to didn’t win. We were snubbed,” he jests. except baby sitters have to be called,” From Hollywood, he stayed in Danny smiles. Gia, and their son Declan, touch with Brandon. “This was hard for bring out his biggest smiles. “I met Gia in me,” recalls Brandon. “I looked to Danny LA at a Super Bowl party. Neither of us for energy and inspiration; I had never liked the game so we set our sights on each met anyone quite like him.” Brandon, other.” Setting their sights on summers

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8 February 2012 Front porch fredericksburg front porch fredericksburg February 2012 9 Introducing our Urban SmallHolding Rock and Shell Shop! These Cellars No Cellar Dweller Upstairs at Gemstone Creations 606 Caroline Street James River is on the rise Iron Maiden Old Town Fredericksburg 373-7847 www.gemstonecreations.org By scott richards By Amy Woodruff In the Bordeaux region of France, Tuesday - Saturday 10-5; it is said that grapes and wineries are Wednesday 10-6:30 found on every piece of ground not claimed for something else. As the Gironde River enters the region, it splits, and on Where Fredericksburg Gets Engaged the piece of land between the two bodies of water, grapes are grown and wine is made. Along that same line of thinking, in Virginia there exists a winery that lies in the midst of a sea of industry just south of Glen Allen on Route 1. No one would expect a winery to be across from a heavy equipment sales and rental facility, but there in the midst lies James River Cellars. Owner, Mitzi Batterson & Future Vinters wineries are growing with new ones being added, Virginia wines make up less than five percent of the wine sold in the An icy wind blows with iron condition from your local antique shop Commonwealth. Now Virginia has determination and biting intensity. An yes...it can fetch a high price. But branded itself as a wine state with an endless, barren landscape of washed-out remember – it will be the last cookware emphasis on visitors tasting and talking grays and browns. Grapevines with their you will ever buy. E-V-E-R. It is absolutely about wines, and on educating the dark tendrils in a death grip around the worth it - the stuff is amazingly consumer on making wine, and food and cold wires, appearing as lifeless husks. indestructible. And they come in nearly wine pairings. Stark silhouettes of trees stretching up every size and shape imaginable. The wines at James River Cellars against the cold sky, sculpted in ice that Still need to satisfy your inner are full of excellent character with quite a glistens like crystal in a rare beam of frugal..?? You CAN find rusty, unseemly Founder, Ray Lazarchic variety of tastes for even the most sunlight. Winter has arrived at long last. cast iron cookware at junk shops and flea fastidious of wine drinkers. While they are At The Croft, this means wearing markets cheaply – all they need is a little The owner, Dr. Mitzi Batterson, waterproof galoshes to traipse through TLC. To bring rusty pans back to their holds a PhD from the University of the muddied yard to the chicken run, de- former glory, you will need some cooking Virginia in pharmacology and was involved icing chicken water, buying extra feed and oil (I prefer EVOO), rough sand paper, a in cancer research and teaching at getting less eggs. The tropical bonsai trees wire brush, steel wool, gloves, dish soap, Randolph Macon College until 2007. She are cozy in their basement vacation home paper towels and some elbow grease. It’s describes the winery as a family hobby whilst the deciduous ones remain best to work in or near the sink, because gone a little out of control. What started outdoors - twisty, gnarled-looking twigs in you WILL make a mess. Begin with your as her father’s experiment in Montpelier tiny pots. Taking a flashlight out at 5pm wire brush and a little water. Try to get as opened to the public in June 2001 with to harvest some ice-encrusted rosemary much chipped material off as possible. Dry four wines; it is now one of the anchors on for the Dublin Coddle on the stove. It’s your pan and add a tablespoon or so of oil. the growing Heart of Virginia Wine Trail. time to use the food we grew and Take a piece of coarse sand paper and The vineyard in Montpelier includes 20 preserved for harvest to keep us well-fed begin sanding. Pay special attention to the working acres of vines needed to make the Winemaker, James Batterson in these colder months. inside of the pan but you will want to work 15 wines on their tasting list. I like to say that cooking is a the outside as well. Add some dish soap To help cope with the demands of very refreshing, their taste structure is casual hobby for me that, I admit, take a and water, rinse, dry and repeat several a very successful winery and being a such that they may be used in both a bit too seriously on occasion. The Iron times, finishing with steel wool instead of mother of two small children, Mitzi hired formal as well as an informal setting Chef I am not, but I do have a desperate the sand paper. After the final rinse and a nanny at the winery and established a without over powering the dining love for creating meals from scratch; I dry, coat your entire piece lightly with day care in the basement. Ever thinking, experience. James River’s portfolio offers obsess about ingredients and quality. Oh, fresh oil and place in the oven. Turn it on she has instituted mother groups at the wines created to meet culinary needs. Of and I love to eat. to 350 degrees (this works for EVOO as it winery where mothers come and try wines the 15 wines tasted, two stood out: the For me, the right tools, is below the smoke point of the oil.) Let it while their children receive care. Reserve Chardonnay (fermented in techniques and equipment are just as bake for an hour and then shut off the Known for their Friday Night stainless steel tanks and aged in French essential as the perfect ingredients. And in oven. Let the piece cool overnight and Summer Jazz sessions, the framework for a Get a Little and American oak barrels for about six the case of pots and pans, I feel strongly when you pull it out, it should be covered patio remains in place. When the months) is a perfect compliment for fried that the wrong equipment will not only blackened and smooth. weather is right, the canopy is installed for Something seafood or seafood in a lighter sauce; and, produce a meal that is sub-standard, but To continue the curing process, either special or regular warm weather the 2006 Petit Verdot (Petit Verdot is can also be as detrimental to your health USE your pan! Never wash it in the for your events. In the upper story of the winery is principally used in classic Bordeaux blends. as processed foods and poor ingredients dishwasher, clean only with water and a an airy and open banquet room for formal Baby... It ripens much later than other varieties (Google “polytetrafluorothylene safety” - copper metal scrubbie. Rub a few drops of dinners to the most relaxed of parties. in Bordeaux, often too late, but has read and weep.) fresh oil inside your clean pans before While running the winery, Mitzi is what ever attracted attention in the New World, And so I am an advocate for my storing them. also the elected head of the Virginia where it ripens more reliably. culinary cookery of choice: Cast Iron. This her age! Winery Association. Although she likes to James River Cellars is a nice day was your grandmother’s and great- do things rather slowly, her involvement grandmother’s original non-stick -Amy is a wife, mother of three, local trip and a source of good wine. So think banker, bread baker, soap maker and in the Virginia Wine Market has catapulted cookware for a good many decades before small, think local, and pay Mitzi a visit. hoarder of cast iron cookery. 212 William Street,Fredericksburg her to the top in a short time. Dr. the birth of the Teflon skillet in the Oh, and sorry Tom Byrnes... 540-373-5513 Batterson refers to the wine market in Scott Richards of Loch Haven Vineyards 1960’s. Yes, it is heavy – good for building Mon-Fri 9-5:30; Sat 9-5 Virginia as recession proof and has done a writes at fromthevine.wordpress.com muscle tone. In good, cured, ready-to-use lot to keep it that way. While Virginia

10 February 2012 Front porch fredericksburg front porch fredericksburg February 2012 11 InIn thethe KitchenKitchen Olde Towne BUTCHER Vino Cook only the best for your Valentine. Find it here. with bonnie De Lelys Season’s Bounty Find our next sausage-making class schedule on winter wines Facebook, our Website, or on Our Door! Your Valentine will indulge in these; romance of food your Presidents' Day celebration will be a sweet event… 403-405 William Street By matt thomas Fredericksburg, VA 22401 GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE TRUFFLES By vanessa moncure 540.370.4105 Flowers and velvet-flocked www.oldetownebutcher.com chocolate boxes; a hand-crafted paper 1 Duncan Hines German Chocolate cake mix (prepare and bake in a 13 x 9 pan - let doily Valentine; romantic dinners a deux; Open: 10am - 7pm Monday through Friday cool) poems, gifts of lace, perfume and glints of 8am - 6pm Saturday, 12 - 5pm Sunday 1 - 16oz container of chocolate frosting gold - a shining day in the midst of winter Lee Russell Proprietor 1 ¾ C chopped pecans dark meant for love for that special 1 C coconut someone. But did you know that February is National Heart Month? And Valentine’s Cut cake in small squares and place in a large bowl. Scoop frosting over cake Day can be the perfect day to begin (or crumbs, add coconut and pecans: stir gently until blended. Using a cookie scoop, scoop continue) eating a heart-healthy diet. mixture into 1 ¼ inch balls and roll by hand, place on wax paper - cover and chill 1 Plenty of exercise and a continuing diet of hr. At this point you may freeze these or add a dap of hot fudge sauce and serve. moderation will ensure many years with These can also be used as lollipop balls. your Valentine. Following is a romantic meal to show your Valentine you care WILD RICE about their healthy heart, and you won’t Actually not rice, but seeds of a grass BANANAS FOSTER CHEESECAKES have to sacrifice deliciousness! plant. Purchase the dark rice and cook in DILLED SALMON chicken broth as package directs for broth 1 pkg of mini nilla vanilla cookies amount and time (usually 45 min.). Purchase wild-caught salmon, either in 8 oz cream cheese softened steaks or a 12-oz filet, both with skin on. 1/3 C brown sugar FLOATING ISLANDS Mix together 1 tsp. each dried dill weed, 2 lg eggs tarragon leaves and garlic with 1 tsp. olive Prepare early in the day. Beat 3 egg 2 T sour cream oil. Brush top of salmon with mixture and whites with ¼c. Splenda until they form 1 T rum very stiff and glossy peaks; fold in 1 tsp. Whether we think about it or not, example would be Zinfandel, which isn’t preheat broiler. Broil salmon on metal ½ t cinnamon vanilla extract. Place in 2-inch mounds on most wine drinkers change their always fruity but usually leans in that pan until browned, then reduce oven to 3 med bananas parchment-covered baking sheet, then Carmel topping preferences with the seasons. In general direction. If you prefer white wine try a 350F and cook through. (Should only be place in preheated 300F oven for 1 ½ - 2 people drink light in the summer and German Riesling with Spatlese on the an additional 5-7 min. after browning, but hours or until dried and very lightly Preheat oven to 325. In a mini muffin tin, place the mini cupcake papers with a nilla heavy in the winter. That’s a good label. Spatlese means “late harvest” and depends on thickness of fish). Remove browned. Let cool on a rack. When ready vanilla cookie on the bottom. Beat cream cheese until creamy, add brown sugar, eggs, guideline to follow, but here are some these Rieslings have a rich body that will from heat, squeeze fresh lemon juice (1 to serve, mix 1 ½ c. lowfat raspberry sour cream, rum and cinnamon. Mash 1 banana and add to cream cheese mixture. suggestions for great winter wines that stand up to meat. They are also sweet, tsp) over fish. Serve w/ sauce made from The General Store yogurt with enough pure pomegranate Spoon mixture into the mini cupcake papers and bake 18 minutes - cool. Cover and you may not have tried. but ham and sweet flavors mix well. dijon mustard and fresh dill. juice to make a creamy consistency, like chill 4 hrs. To serve, thinly slice a banana and top each cupcake with a slice, pour Because I like to have my wine If you prefer vegetables then this Restaurant soup. Place yogurt mixture in bottom of caramel topping over the banana and enjoy! with my food, my wine selections in winter time of year you might be making GRILLED ASPARAGUS cream soup bowls, place 1-3 meringues follow my winter meals. I love cooking something like roasted root vegetables or Toast ¼ c.pine nuts over medium-low atop the mixture, then sprinkle with fresh seasonally, and during cold months I braised leeks. Root vegetables are savorier flame in non-stick skillet - when they just GRAMS INSTANT COOKIES - raspberries. This meal is filled with heart prefer hearty, warming, stick-to-your-ribs than greens or summer vegetables, but begin to brown, watch them carefully as Since 1978 nutrients - antioxidants in the fish, olive my Grandmother hated to cook let alone bake so these were her favorite… type food. One of my favorite things to they are still vegetables, so white wine is they can easily burn. When they color, oil, asparagus, pomegranate juice and nuts make is beef stew with its many probably the best. Any dry, full-bodied turn out of pan onto paper towel. Let - fiber reduces levels of harmful LDL incarnations. Any medium to full-bodied white will do. Chardonnay is good as long cool. Wash and cut woody ends of 3 C oatmeal; 1 t vanilla cholesterol, found in rice and nuts - Italian/American Food red will pair okay with this, but my as it’s not too oaky. Chenin Blanc from asparagus - use a narrow or medium-stalk. 5 T cocoa; ½ C walnuts electrolytes and phytonutrients, ensuring preference is California Syrah. It bridges South Africa is also a good choice, as is VA Brush 8 oz. of asparagus with olive oil, 1 C coconut healthy heart rhythm and having anti- Monday-Saturday 11 am-10 pm the divide between the Australian variety, Viognier. place on metal pan and broil along with inflammatory properties. Happy Heart- which tends to be dense and fruity, and When I’m in the mood for the salmon, turning if they get too 371-4075 Bring to a rolling boil 2 C sugar, ½ C butter and ½ C milk for about 3 minutes, Healthy Valentine’s Day to you! the French, which has a smoky, rustic seafood and it’s cold outside, I prefer it in browned (or grill). If they’re not yet add above and stir together. On wax paper drop by spoonfuls and flatten. Let harden flavor. California Syrah has nice dark fruit soup or chowder form, and I like using oily tender, continue at 350F w/ salmon. Place 2018 College Ave. and store in a cookie jar. PS Perhaps the most romantic flavors and hints of smoke, plus its rich sea fish like salmon or monkfish. Most of asparagus on plate, sprinkle w/ pine nuts. Fredericksburg of three versions of St. Valentine - the enough to pair with any beef stew. Unlike the whites I’ve mentioned would work Bonnie De Lelys has her feet up and hand in the cookie jar original St. Valentine was a priest during many other California wines, it’s also an here (especially Riesling), but if red wine is at The Richard Johnston Inn downtown. the reign of Emperor Claudius. He ruled excellent value and very under-rated. I your thing try a Pinot Noir, or better yet that unmarried men must serve in his particularly like Arnot-RRoberts, a naturally a Beaujolais (not Nouveau, just regular army, and to that end banned all made Syrah that manages to be full- Beaujolais). Beaujolais is made from the Serving Up Local marriages. Valentine performed bodied yet bright and lively. Its low Gamay grape, which not only produces DOWNTOWN FREDERICKSBURG’S “Good” News marriages in secret, but was discovered, alcohol at 12.4% means you can even pair food-friendly wines but the acidity is a nice jailed and sentenced to death. Young it with chili, since high alcohol tends to balance to the richness of the soup and Since 1997 lovers felt the injustice and visited the ammy s magnify spiciness. (Pictured are the oily fish. It’s a similar principle to SSammy T’T’s prison with gifts of flowers and loving Duncan Arnot Meyers (left) and putting lemon juice on your fish. Many Serving Great Food Since 1981 notes. After Claudius was put to death Nathan Roberts of Arnot-Roberts.) reds, especially common ones such as February 14, 269AD, the ban was People often ask me what to pair Cabernet Sauvignon or Merlot, have low to overturned. Since then, poems, notes, Home of the “Camper Special” & with ham in the winter as well. It doesn’t moderate acidity and tend to taste flabby flowers and love tokens prove true love is seem like a particularly cold weather dish and metallic when paired with fish. Save the Best Burger in Town sacred; St. Valentine’s sacrifice is at first, but that’s when most people make those for your braises or standing rib memorialized annually. it. Unlike other meats, pork matches well roasts. 801 Caroline Street (540) 371-2008 with fruit flavors – think pork with Vanessa Moncure, a Cupid at heart, vegetarian/vegan/burgers/chicken/seafood applesauce and similar dishes. This means Matt Thomas reintroduces his Wine 101 combines romance intro to wine, plus tasting, Front Porch open 10:30 am Daily that reds that are too fruity for beef or with culinary delights. on February 4th at kybecca. lamb work well here. The most obvious Fredericksburg Still Owned by the Emory Family

12 February 2012 Front porch fredericksburg front porch fredericksburg February 2012 13 Southern Style The Beer Geek Love your meat!

By Suni McMath a beer geek comes of age

One of the simplest dishes by Now, in which to tell a Southerner from an order to By joe gherlone elsewhere is the Steak. Some prefer filet, truly enjoy some rib-eye or strip. I try to buy top your food in I was wondering aloud quality but the challenge in today’s all its over Christmas what to write for market is price. If prepared with respect potential, a February, and received what for what it is, you can actually take a meal should involve ALL five senses. should have been an obvious cheaper cut and make it more wonderful, (That’s why we call it a “foodgasm”, which answer from my daughter, and therein lies the “secret” to coaxing the should be achieved with every bite): Elysia. (pictured with dad) She truth out of most whole foods. SEE - what is more appetizing than rich turns 21 in February, so she said To start, crank up your oven to caramelized crust on a steak offering the I should write about that. I 500. Portion your steaks and season with promise of a perfectly cooked, juicy realized there was a fair chance KOSHER or SEA salt (taking this moment burgundy middle? of it devolving into a rant about to warn that ALL iodized salt should be HEAR – some would say the sizzle for the “drinking age,” but found removed from your kitchen AT ONCE), “hearing”. Wrong! If it’s still sizzling, that I had a lot more to say than and cracked pepper (it brings sparkle to then you better duck, because all those that. your mouth). The purpose of said salt is beautiful juicy flavors are gonna come The drinking age is a not to make the food TASTE salty; it is to flying at ya! (Remember: They are in a counterproductive policy that coax the juices to the surface. panic to escape!) So, unless you want encourages binge drinking at an Let the meat stand for at least 30 the juice on your table and NOT in your arbitrary date, glorifies alcohol, minutes to allow the salt to find all that mouth, sizzle no good. The auditory and does nothing to stop beautiful flavor and let the steam come to pleasure is from first bite to burp. You underage drinking. It’s only room temperature. Steak is a MUSCLE, may not actually hear yourself, so share considered “bad” because of an after all, and what do YOU think is going with a partner and listen to them! arbitrary mark on a calendar – to happen when you take a COLD muscle SMELL – this is a no-brainer. The smell is alcohol abuse is bad at any age; and throw it into a HOT pan? Right? It’s there... you couldn’t avoid it if you tried. like the famous scene from Seinfeld in TASTE – this is a mid rare steak, the likewise, responsible reverse... shrink! In other words, it goes perfect balance of flavor to texture. consumption can happen at any from tender and relaxed to a tight little Anything cooked over that point, then age. How many folks’ parents ball. you are not interested in anything but had blackberry brandy in the A quick physics lesson: Using the chew. Don’t waste a cow, buy toffee. house to ease digestive issues either a stainless steel or iron skillet, get TOUCH - the crunch, texture, chew, when they were kids? Further, I hope that as my daughter turns the pan HOT (a droplet of water should juices filling your mouth, are touching all 50 states arrived at the common age of 21, she’ll not only pass that arbitrary date dance across the surface and expire before your mind, but if you just want to put The 21 by what amounted to Federal blackmail that our laws specify, but will also it gets to the edge). This is important. your fingers in it then, by all means, against the States, violating the spirit of experience the coming of age that will Even steel and iron are porous under a PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD! Soup & Taco, the Constitution’s balance of powers. allow her to appreciate the variety that microscope, so to prevent sticking you “Southern Cooking” — what It is, in a sense, a coming of age. beer can offer. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have to close these “gaps” in the surface most people think means comfort foods In America, there is a tendency to like any beer I’ve ever let her try, so I BEFORE you fill them with oil. Heat fried and full of butter. True, there is Etc. puritanically think of alcoholic beverages suspect what I’ll really need to wish for expands. Problem solved. Then, add a nothing better than a Fish Fry and Pig as “adult”, and the kids just want to “be her is that coming of age with respect to very light drizzle of oil to act as a “film” Pickin’ in the middle of summer, but the adult,” irrespective of quality, but the real food, and other drinks, and other between metal and meat. Very light! You South is more about slow food, most of 813 Caroline St. difference between young and old is the experiences. But I’ll enjoy the fact that are not frying, you are searing to seal the which our grandparents grew themselves 101 William Street ability to appreciate real quality. That I’ve come of age with respect to beer. flavor. in a little garden by the back door. We ate Fredericksburg, VA applies for a great many things, but we’re Sandwiches Barbecue Add the steak(s). Do NOT crowd what we harvested and cooked what we 22401 here for the beer. the pan. Too much juice and suddenly had: A lesson learned from the hard times Hot Dogs Desserts I remember when I drank beer Joe Gherlone is looking forward to you’re steaming, not searing. Not good. and, after the “great conflagration” there like my daughter’s friends do – then it was heading down to Capital Ale House when Elysia is back on spring break, Let the steak sizzle for 2 minutes. You are were many. The South was poor but oh Genny Cream, and Matt’s Beer Ball. Bud now sealing and will know it’s time to turn Lord, were we proud and grateful for what Now so he can buy her a drink without was the “good stuff.” Now it is Natty Light people thinking of it as child abuse, when the juices have caramelized and the we had, and most “comfort foods” came Offering (the Busch product, not Natty Boh) and as silly as that is. steak releases itself from the surface of from the creative spirit of the true Steel Beer & similar, cheap, mass-produced lagers. Not that properly prepared pan. Repeat on Magnolias, grandmothers who refused to Wine sure what the “premium” is, but I’ll bet it the other side, then immediately put the be beaten down or let anyone go without is another more expensive macrobrewed pan in the oven for 5 minutes. a good meal… Southern Cooking, The Natural Path lager. Next, remove the steak from the therefore, is about nothing more than Holistic Health Center Serving Traditional I grew into appreciating the pan with tongs, put it on a platter, cover love and faith handed to you on Nanny’s broad range of beer styles slowly, but in it lightly and LEAVE IT ALONE for at least best china. It’s memories of simple times, Mexican, Tex-Mex Food Nature’s Sunshine Products retrospect, I am not sure why. I had the ~ 5 minutes. You are allowing it to “rest” — good food, big hugs and a gentle heart of and Something More!! perfect learning tool at my disposal: a pub Biological Terrain Assessment which means you have just taken a muscle, steel. So respect your food, understand its ~ seared it closed — heating all those chemistry, trust your mouth, and it’s all Party Planning in downtown Troy, NY called Holmes and ~VoiceBio Analysis Tuesday to Saturday Watson. They had well over 100 beers wonderful juices into a mad dash to escape love from there. And when the world is Aura Photography the heat, but they are trapped inside the being mean and you just want a hug from Available! 11am-9pm available, quite unusual at the time, and at ~ least 5 or 6 that were not BudMillCoors on meat and in their haste for release have your mommy, come to my table... That is Sunday 11am-6pm ~Body Cleanse Foot Detox now properly cooked your meat! “Rest” is “Momma’s” southern style. She loves you draft. I loved all the great different styles 540.371.2233 We Carry code word for, “Calm Down! Stay where back! that one could try there, but somehow you are!” so when you cut into the meat, WINTER HOURS: still went back to mass-produced lager Home Brewing Supplies ! the juice goes in your mouth and not on Mon - Thur 11-4 pm Phone: 540-899-0969 after each visit. I guess my coming of age Barbara Bergquist, CTN the plate. 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14 February 2012 Front porch fredericksburg front porch fredericksburg February 2012 15 february 2012… An extra day to play! Brush Strokes Gallery, 824 Caroline, “What Moves Art First Gallery Opening Reception, 824 Caroline, monday, february 6 My Heart”, a showCALENDAR dedicated to the celebration of 20th Anniversary Celebration. All Members friday, february 24 Christopher Rok opens his photography show at *Some events run same day weekly or more than passion and emotion. Artwork includes inspiring Exhibition of original artwork from 30 local Bistro Bethem, 309 William, with a reception at 6P FXBG Songwriters’ Showcase: Brady Earnhart, once monthly. Look for their first-time listings. of events human beings, memorable landscapes and artists. 6P-9P. Exhibit up thru Feb 27 daily 11-5P friday, february 17 Brother Lou, Gene & Gayla Mills, instrumentalist cherished sites. Daily hours. First Friday reception Wounded EOD Warrior Foundation’s 5th Annual 3rd Friday, 830A business ladies’ free networking Mike Dougherty. Original acoustic music. Last Fredericksburg Center For The Creative Arts *Women’s gentle yoga class every Mon 7P. Other wednesday, february 1 6-9P. brushstrokesfredericksburg.com Polar Bear Plunge. City Dock on Sophia. Thrill of “TIPS”. Call Ellen Baptist, 548-0652 Fridays, 8P, Picker’s Supply Concert Hall, above Regional Juried Show in Fredericks Gallery; Hubert days as well. Thrive, Healing Center Black History Month the Chill! Silent auction, costume contest. 902 Caroline (alley around back). $10 ($5 Jackson’s art in Members’ Gallery. 813 Sophia, (Thrivehealing.org) thursday, february 2 $50/person. Details: WoundedEODWarrior.org John Stone - Reggae group back at the OH! 21 and children, students). Info: 540-898- P Rose Gallery hibernates for February to get some through Feb 29. Open Wed-Mon 12-4P, w/ First Cathy Stewart’s Birthday. If she sees her shadow, up, $5 cover. The Otter House 0611, www.webliminal.com/songwrite art painting done Friday hours til 8 tuesday, february 7 she’ll stay inside Smithsonia for six more weeks *A. Chevalier Show airs every Tues 930P at For the Love of Dance, featuring Kathy Harty Gray Art at VA Wine Experience: February-March (this message was approved by Cathy Stewart, btw) Meet and greet photographer/artist Sandy Skipper FredericksburgLive.com, bringing local and live Dance Company, Avery Ballet, UMW’s Performing Poetry Open Mic at The Griffin Bookshop - Bring saturday, february 25 artist at the Upstairs Gallery is photographer at the VA Wine Experience Upstairs Gallery, 6-9P music coverage from FXBG and region Arts Club. Benefits Sonja Dragomanovic Haydar your own poems or lyrics, or those of a favorite Wavos - Everyone’s favorite 80’s band back at the Sandy Skipper. Meet and greet Sandy on First Ground Hog Day: Motts Run Nature Center. Ages Scholarship. Dodd Auditorium. 730P. author. Share the verse! 7P-9P OH! 21+. $5 cover. The Otter House Friday, 6-9P. 826 Caroline 4–7. $6. Instructor: Linda Bailey. What do The Creative Side’s First Friday celebration. 513 *Broke Down Boys every First Tues at Sunken Well $20/advance. $25/door groundhogs, woodchucks, whistle pigs all have in Jackson. Featured artists Delaney Munro, Philip Tavern, Hanover at Littlepage Senior Student Exhibition to 2/26. UMW. 654- Step Show, Black History Month & Cultural Register soon: The next LEGACIES —— The Memoir common? Pre-register: FXBG Parks & Rec, 408 Mantz, Connor Mantz. 846-8920 sunday, february 12 1013 Awareness event; Dodd Auditorium. 7P. $7. 654- Writing/Healthful Eating Workshop for Women Canal. 372-1086 x213 *Restoration Yoga: Tue & Thurs Noon-115P. Free AM1230 WFVA radio’s “Community Link” in 1044 Jack Ass Flats - Bluegrass, country, western swing Only! – is March 10 from 10-4P. Contact Sandra trial: 582-9600 cooperation w/ Front Porch. 8-830A. Karen Hedelt Workshop: Landscape Oil Painting. Belmont. 654- Manigault: (540) 720-0861, 659-6725 *Chappell Great Lives Lecture Series. GW Hall, band. 21+. $5. The Otter House, 1005 Princess on downtown city issues; plus, Happy Birthday, 1851 sunday, february 26 Anne. 10P or [email protected] Dodd Auditorium. 730P. 654-1065 *Black Dynamite Trio at Otter House: Jazz, Fusion, George! Events at Ferry Farm AM1230 WFVA radio’s “Community Link” in saturday, february 18 cooperation w/ Front Porch. 8-830A. Debra Joseph Sabor Afrocubano plays Bistro Bethem, 309 Funk from best around. 9P. No Cover. 21+ Keller Williams’ latest album on sale at one *Live Music @ kybecca, 400 William, 373-3338. Cooking Classes “At The Movies” at The Kitchen at Cooking Classes “At The Movies” at The Kitchen at of the Fredericksburg Area SPCA (see article, p. William. Beat the cold with hot sizzling danceable exclusive FXBG location: The 909 Saloon, 909 Talented musicians play at a moderate volume in a Whittingham. $42. 1P. Joy Crump of Foode. “The Whittingham. Scott Mahar of Poppy Hill. “Like 27), and Rob Grogan of Front Porch Latin jazz – a unique blend of salsa, reggae, *Live music every Tues at Bistro Bethem, w/ $3 Caroline grown-up, comfortable atmosphere. Acoustic Breakfast Club” - Power starters to keep you going Water for Chocolate” - Why drink water when you Caribbean, African, Cuban drink specials, 8-11P. No cover, all ages. 309 music and your conversation. 8P every Thurs, William all day long. 374-0443 can eat chocolate? $42. 1P. 374-0443 Art First Gallery, the oldest cooperative gallery in Study Abroad Showcase featuring returned study 830P weekends *Live Music @ kybecca, 400 William, 373-3338. FXBG, celebrates its 20th anniversary. Silent abroad students and international exchange Talented musicians play at a moderate volume in a *Chappell Great Lives Lecture Series. 654-1065 tuesday, february 14 Free Vegetarian Cooking class every 3rd Sat. 2- auction of new original 12” x 12” artwork. Bidding students at UMW. Lee Hall, Rm 411, 4-6P. Free. *College Night at Otter House: area’s hottest DJs; grown-up, comfortable atmosphere. Acoustic Valentine’s Day, when men splurge at the last 330P. Free Meditation 4-5P. Porter Library in progress all month, ends 4P today. Open daily 654-1434 special guest. 10P. No Cover. 21+ music and your conversation. 8P every Thurs, thursday, february 9 minute to avoid drama, but call too late for a good 11-5P 830P weekends “Chocolat” -One-Hour Cooking Class w/ Chef Laurie table… sunday, february 19 Fiddler on The Roof starring Jim Lawson at The *Kenmore Inn live music every Thurs, 730P-1030P AM1230 WFVA radio’s “Community Link” in monday, february 27 Beth Gills. The Kitchen at Whittingham, 1021 Victor Goldberg, Russian-Israeli pianist, is back for Riverside Dinner Theater thru March 4. saturday, february 4 cooperation w/ Front Porch. 8-830A. NPS’ John Cooking Classes “At The Movies” at The Kitchen at Caroline. Sweet & savory recipes to please the a special concert, “To Fredericksburg with Love.” Riversidedt.com *Tru Luv’s Live Acoustic Rock every Thurs & Fri 7- Workshop: Financial Aid Workshop. H.S Hennessy on Lincoln in Fredericksburg Whittingham. $42. 6P. Raymond Renault of La devout chocolate lover’s palate. Beth Shalom Temple. Doors: 630P, Music: 7P. 10P; 1101 Sophia, 373-6500 seniors/parents. Also 2/18. Assistance w/ Petite Auberge. “Ratatouille” -Remy the Rat would shopwhittingham.com, 374-0443 Info: [email protected] Cinderella’s Glass Slipper at Riverside Center application for Federal Student Aid. Combs Hall, UMW Choirs Lighter Side. Dodd Auditorium. 730P. approve of this gastronomic adventure. 374-0443 Rm 349. 10A. 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Talented musicians play at a moderate volume in a Care Givers invited to share their Dodd Auditorium; 7P. 654-1044 24. http://galleries.umw.edu/ PONSHOP second annual Student Art Show. grown-up, comfortable atmosphere. Acoustic stories. www.relayforlife.org Educating as many 98 students in 2011, the wednesday, february 22 music and your conversation. 8P every Thurs, Opening Reception: Senior Student Exhibition. Crowded Spaces: Art from Allison Long Hardy. To gallery will exhibit a cross section of paintings and George Washington’s Birthday. Local boy would be For more music events, check in with our friends 830P weekends friday, february 10 duPont Gallery. 5–7P. 654-1013 Feb 5. http://galleries.umw.edu/. 654-1013 ceramics completed by PONSHOP students over the Larry Keel returns! Bluegrass flat-picking 280 years old today at www.fredericksburglive.com/fred-llive-mmusic- past year. Opening Reception 6-10P. Exhibition up sunday, february 5 champion. 21+. $5 cover. 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16 February 2012 Front porch fredericksburg front porch fredericksburg February 2012 17 Rappahannock River OUR HERITAGE

This Month’s look at the By Ralph “Tuffy” Hicks central rappahannock heritage center collection

John Debaptiste

John DeBaptiste, originally from Spotsylvania County, was one of as many as 10 black sailors who served on the Dragon, one of the fleet of boats and ships patrolling the Rappahannock and Chesapeake Bay during the Revolutionary War. In a battle with a British ship, the Dragon, built in Fredericksburg in 1777, had the distinction of having more African-Americans serve on her than any We often take for granted the importance of the other ship during the war. Rappahannock River in the forming of the state of Virginia. The name Today DeBaptiste, honored by of the river comes from an Algonquian word, lappihanne, meaning Revolutionary heritage groups, lies at rest where the tide ebbs and flows. The name was used by the in Falmouth’s Union Church Cemetery. Rappahannock tribe, which was made up of thirteen villages along the Black soldiers also fought in the north and south banks of the river. Their capital town was Continental Army (or, some for the Topahanocke (Tappahannock) in the Powhatan Confederacy. Actually,

history’s stories British) on the promise of freedom for in 1607, John Smith was taken to Tappahannock during his capture. service. DeBaptiste may have received a There were a few small hamlets along the Rappahannock bounty of land in Ohio in return for his during colonial times. The settlement began in earnest in the first part of the Grandson Richard DeBaptiste became a service as a soldier in Virginia, according eighteenth century with Governor Spotswood. It was when he encouraged immigrants Baptist minister in Chicago. The local to the National Archives (as cited in Ruth to homestead on the land he controlled near the confluence of the Rapidan and the DeBaptistes were pioneers of Coder Fitgerald’s A Different Story: Rappahannock, known as the “Germanna settlement”, in search of iron ore. Fredericksburg’s western movement from A Black History of Fredericksburg, One obscure event was in the War of 1812 when seventeen British the river to the Fielding Lewis farms. Stafford, and Spotsylvania, whose notes boats captured four American privateers. During the War Between the States, the Several generations of the are preserved at the CRHC). Rappahannock River played a major role in the Battle of Fredericksburg. In some earlier DeBaptiste family sought justice, DeBaptiste came from the island documents the Rappahannock above the Rapidan River is referred to as “Hedgeman’s succeeded in business, and were active, not of St. Kitt’s to Falmouth, where he soon River”, named after Nathaniel Hedgeman, one of the early settlers in the region. docile, “citizens” — despite the social owned a wharf and built a ferry business. The Rappahannock is approximately 195 miles in length from the shackles of race and their official status. In 1792, the Virginia Legislature granted Blue Ridge to the Chesapeake Bay. The river drains an area of 2,848 square miles. The Were they around today, no doubt him the concession at French John’s Wharf Rappahannock rises at Chester Gap in the Blue Ridge Mountains just southeast of Front downtown would gain positive results for the Falmouth Ferry across the Royal at a point where Warren, Fauquier and Rappahannock counties come together. It from these entrepreneurs and skilled Rappahannock before there were bridges. flows past Remington, Kelly’s Ford, and Richardsville, where it meets the Rapidan River workers. His heirs were bricklayers, plasterers, rapidly moving past Fredericksburg and slowing as it passes Port Royal. The river begins The inscription on his tombstone builders, shipping workers, fishing to widen as it reaches Tappahannock and is over a mile wide at this location. At Stingray reads: Here lies the body of JOHN D(E). laborers, real estate sellers, some possible Point, where it enters the Chesapeake Bay, it is over three miles wide. BAPTIST(E) a native of the island of St. loan-sharkers, and grocery store owners. The Rappahannock River has played a significant part in the history of Kitt’s in the West Indies who departed Some had spats with the law; others may Fredericksburg. The River furnished the waterpower for the early mills and travel for this life September the 3d 1804 in the have been involved with a secret school for the canal boats. The power for the turbines in the Virginia Electric Power Company 64th year of his age. (Photo by David black children downtown. Several helped came from the water in the canal. The water we drink and use every day is from the Perrussel for Union Church). with the Underground Railroad in river. Note: In January’s piece on Fredericksburg. The City of Fredericksburg has a full time River Steward for the protection of Harambee 360, we failed to say that some John had at least six children. the river and its natural beauty. whites were also involved in the theater One named George met with John Brown and dance company. Also note that Gaye and Fredericks Douglas in 1859 in Detroit Todd Adegbalola has donated her files to before the Harpers Ferry raid, and also Tuffy Hicks may not be a natural beauty the CRHC. We look forward to their but he’s as free flowing and deep as that river. helped raise and organize a black wealth of rich history to enlighten us all. volunteer Michigan unit for the Union. — RG Central Rappahannock HERITAGE CENTER Volunteers needed William T. Garnett Mark A. Moyers to process historical documents ANTIQUES ANTIQUES and aid researchers. Training provided. Phone 540-373-3704 or email [email protected]

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Call Alexis Grogan at 540 - 903 - 0437 Serving Southern Stafford & the City By Lori M. izykowski Blanton's By-Pass Service Station. What was the price of gas? Reach William T. Garnett at 540-424-2448. It was just after September 11, realize there is so much still to learn, and I was emotionally reeling from the about myself, the people around me, and events of that day. Not being a regular the world. And more than anything, that church-goer, but having explored has been the most important aspect of Unitarian Universalism in the past, I finding my spiritual home at the Unitarian decided to go to a service at the UU Universalist Fellowship. Fellowship of Fredericksburg. Ironically, the day I chose to attend was the day Now, practically as we speak, that Reverend Jeff Jones was scheduled to speak community is getting a new home of its Lord of the Flies. That is what will let him in to spare my neighbor from about forgiveness. And it was exactly what own. The UUFF has experienced its own my life has come to, every dog for having to hear him. When they are not I needed. long journey, from its humble beginnings themselves. Since I had a baby less than indulging in their favorite solitary over fifty years ago as a small discussion four months ago, the poor dogs have activities, they wrestle in the yard vying In the ten years since that fall group that met in various locations gotten less attention. I assuage my guilt for superiority (much to the delight of the weekend, I’ve often reflected on the (including a bar), to the space on Caroline with the knowledge that I have provided children next door). importance of having found my spiritual Street now know as Eileen’s Bakery and the dogs with over five fenced acres to All of this is just a gentle, in my community. I was never much on religion, Café, to a brand new building on land frolic and play on. I soothe myself with face, reminder that when humans always seemed to have more questions located near the YMCA and Pratt Park this the belief that the wild hare they get to domesticated dogs we made them than I could find answers for. It had been spring. As with my own personal journey, chase somehow makes up for the lack of dependent on us, and to ignore this fact is my experience that questioning religion arriving to this point had its fits and human contact they used to receive. I tell to do them a disservice. I can’t expect was not acceptable. You were raised with starts. There were struggles and myself that many dogs have worse lives them to take care of themselves or each a faith and you accepted that faith’s triumphs. There were doubts and dead and I shouldn’t feel so bad. other anymore than I can expect my two- tenets. Trouble was, I hadn’t been raised ends. But there have also been many, Don’t get me wrong. I am still a year-old to take care of himself and his with a particular faith. So I ‘dabbled’, but many people who have given their input, pretty good dog owner. They get regular four-month-old brother. Even if his heart nothing seemed to fit. I continually felt creativity, experience, and personal time vet care, quality food, custom doghouses, is in the right place, his execution of said Full Service Hospital like an outsider when it came to religion, in the long process of arriving to this preventative care, and a cozy place by the care would be ridiculously lacking; and and felt stifled, keeping my doubts and point. With the growth that speaks to the fire on a nice leather sectional at night. I that is what is wrong with buying dogs and questions close to the vest. need for the UUFF within our larger still love on them all each night before I go leaving them outside to fend for featuring: community of Fredericksburg, came the to bed, but it isn’t the same. We don’t go themselves, or worse, buying them a My first breakthrough moment need for tough decisions about how best hiking, I don’t have time to work with buddy in place of human companionship came while I was living in Monterey, CA. I to handle that growth. There were them, they aren’t constantly by my side, and guidance. Grooming Salon became an adult student at community countless committees and meetings, there and they all could use a bath. Dogs need more than basic care. college, and my world opened up. All of a were successes that wound up as dead But the worst part is the They need guidance, structure, rules, and Canine Boarding sudden I was having conversations about ends. But I can say with absolute mayhem that has now become my pack. love. To give them any less is to fail as an all those things I’d previously kept inside. certainty that each and every person My boys used to be respectful of each owner. My current situation is temporary, in Our Indoor/Outdoor Runs And I wasn’t alone. At this point I didn’t involved served a vital role in getting us to other with each dog knowing their place. I and I’ve made a promise to my boys to quite realize that there was a ‘place’ for this point. And that is ultimately what the credit my ability to read the hierarchy and step up my game and get back to being the Dog Training & me, but I was very relieved to know that journey is all about. It’s about the people respect the natural order but still keep the benevolent leader they know me to be, but there were other people that had similar within the community. The people ARE upper hand, for always having a healthy what about all the other dogs out there? Behavioral Consults questions and were willing to discuss the community. The people of the UUFF pack with normal dog behaviors. But alas, Are your dogs behaving badly? Ask Support Your Small Businesses them. are reaching a milestone on their journey, without my watchful eye the situation is yourself, “What is my role and with certified dog trainer as they come back to Fredericksburg. now Lord of the Flies; each dog for responsibility in this problem?” The Feline Boarding in Our Then life happened. I was Welcome home. themselves, and strange new behaviors on answer may surprise you, but more married at the time, and we left California the rise. importantly I hope it will motivate you to Spacious Multi-room Condos and lived in Japan for two years; we had a I’ve got a bully Swiss Mountain do more. daughter, and we got caught up in family Dog, a Hyperweiler, a Dobereater, and a If your dog spends a significant life. Once during that time I did hear simple old man. Without any human amount of time alone, you should look for about the UU church in Norfolk, and paid supervision they have regressed. The ways or alternatives to your schedule to Serving you & your companion animals a visit (after a stern warning from my Lori M. Izykowski, a UFF member, is the Greater Swiss thinks he can control the include them. Taking the kids to a soccer office manager for Advancement & Baptist friend to be careful, she heard group because he is bigger. The game? Take the dog. Looking for more University Relations at UMW. for 15 years “they were a cult”…), but at the time I Rottweiler is so busy running the fence exercise? Walk the dog. Bored during wasn’t ready for the ‘touchy feeliness’ of it line protecting us from wild tumbleweeds commercials? Teach new tricks till your all. Then we moved to Stafford, and he often forgets to eat and we have to show returns. Just do a little more, they Stacy L. Horner, DVM; Gary B. Dunn, DVM; Melanie Bell, DVM before long it was that awful day in schedule time outs for him, or I suspect he will behave a lot better. Sandi L. Pepper, DVM; Melissa A. DeLauter, DVM ; Arlene Evans, DVM September. would run until death or exhaustion. The Doberman searches the property for And now here I am, just over a random objects he shouldn’t be eating, Wendy Schmitz and her family are now 540/374-0462 living in Colorado, but she remains our decade later. I have to say, it’s an but for some reason still does. My old go-to canine correspondent. www.woahvets.com 10 Walsh Lane incredible feeling to be middle-aged and mutt stands and barks all day knowing I

20 February 2012 Front porch fredericksburg front porch fredericksburg February 2012 21 Green Remedies JOANNA CASSIDY-FARRELL Senior Care ASPARAGUS Wellness It is that time of year when the garden starts to show some life again. Last year’s fall crop of lettuce will when sweetness turns bitter start to rejuvenate and my favorite resolutions early crop is the asparagus. This wonderful vegetable is a powerful By christine h. thompson, D.C. remedy for the liver, blood and Back in June of 2006, I wrote an This is all good, unless there is cortisol, especially long term, is actually urinary system. article on the perils of refined sugar. Now too much sugar in the blood. Enter very damaging to the body when there is By Karl Karch The kidneys filter waste acids I would like to re-emphasize the insidious refined sugar. The nutrients and fiber no real physical threat to respond to. from the blood. When the kidneys are danger of that tasty substance and expand have been removed from refined sugar. I am hoping that all of this is insufficient at their task because of upon the health threats it creates. When Refined sugar is dumped quickly into the leading you to an important conclusion: lack of water to flush the kidneys and I speak about nutrition, I always tell blood stream. Since sugar left in the blood refined sugar is deadly and must be because of excess acids going in people that refined sugar is one of the will damage the blood vessels, the body avoided if you are to have a life of health (caffeine, soda, alcohol and processed main causes of most of our health wants to quickly remove it, so large and well-being. Avoiding sugar takes some foods), the body uses minerals like problems today. According to the USDA amounts of insulin are called in. Since real effort, since it is in almost every potassium and magnesium from the web site and the most recent data there is more sugar than can be packaged food and also food in muscles and calcium from the bones available, Americans consumed 30 immediately used, insulin causes the extra restaurants. Sugar added to foods can be to buffer these waste acids and teaspoons of added sugars and sweeteners sugar to be stored as fat. Are you getting called many different names, such as remove them from the body. This can per person per day in 2005. the picture? Weight gain is caused by sucrose, fructose, maltodextrin, maltose, result in muscle stiffness and First you need to understand the excess sugar. And weight gain leads to lactose, and high fructose corn syrup. cramping (magnesium loss), muscle basics of how your body uses food. Your many other health issues. Additionally, if Read your labels! twitching (potassium) and body is designed to take the foods found the body is not able to produce enough If you concentrate your diet on osteoporosis (bone calcium). in nature and use them to create the insulin to meet the demand of refined whole, organic foods like fresh fruits, Cooked asparagus dissolves energy needed to run and repair itself. So, sugar, the blood vessels are damaged, vegetables and good proteins, like eggs, uric acid deposits in the extremities you really ARE what you eat! Glucose, a leading to disastrous problems such as fish, chicken, nuts and seeds, you will find removes them by inducing urination, form of sugar, is the fuel your body uses heart disease and stroke. Not to mention it easy to avoid refined sugars. Remember, causing a strong urine smell because to run all of its processes. But wait! Sugar diabetes, a terribly damaging disease. your body is very adaptable and when you of the detoxing. is our fuel and we eat sugar - we’re cool, Now to paint an even clearer adhere to my two favorite nutritional After the asparagus is cooked, right? Wrong! Your body is designed to picture of what is happening in our mottos, “Eat REAL foods” and “Everything the left over water is a great source digest, or break apart, whole foods and country today, let’s discuss how stress in moderation”, your body can take up We are now two months into and I was too absorbed in my daily that may be used as a natural face extract the nutrients, fiber and sugar. It contributes to this scenario. Long-term the slack. 2012, and I wonder how your resolutions activities to call other than special wash for general sores related to acne is a step-by-step process and allows stress causes high levels of the hormone Review of my article from 2006, are going. Being a first year BOOMER, I’m occasions, something I regret to this day. or skin problems. now 65 and proud to display my red, So seniors, don’t wait for the call, make it glucose to be slowly introduced to the cortisol, which has many functions, frontporchfredericksburg.com/archives/D blood where it is carried to the cells. including reducing inflammation and etail.cfm?FListID=2883 white, and blue Medicare card. I’m also yourself. And adult children, resolve to JoAnna Cassidy-Farrell MH, CNHP owns Keep It Green Herbal Center, 540-361- Insulin, a hormone that enables the generating and releasing glucose into the not ashamed to ask for senior discounts, call more often. Dr. Chris Thompson leads us to better 1416, www.mykeepitgreen.com glucose to get into the cells, is released in blood. This response is certainly life- another benefit of reaching this “old age”. Become more technologically health at Whole Health Chiropractic on response to blood-sugar levels. saving if you are in imminent danger, but Bridgewater Street, 899-9421. Somehow I don’t feel old. I guess there’s literate. Start with your computer. Learn some truth to the saying 65 is the new 50. Skype. That can be a fun way to keep the As we go deeper into another new prior resolution to contact family year, it’s time to review or consider members. Learn how to use search making traditional resolutions. This year, engines like Google and Bing, entire one of my resolutions is to execute at least libraries with a few key strokes. Learn a couple of my resolutions, something I more about social media, but take proper confess not to have done in past years. precautions to avoid scams and identity Here are a few that seniors and family theft (search social medial precautions). caregivers should consider. Resolve to: Review your financials and “rest” Get more exercise. Our area is of life planning, which includes “end” of fortunate to have three excellent YMCAs life planning. Somehow the word “end” that have programs specifically for psychologically causes me to procrastinate seniors. For example, water aerobics and making a plan. If you don’t already have arthritis aquatics are wonderful exercise an advance directive, do it now. This could programs. One of our clients is 85 and we be the most significant and life-affecting take her to the Butler Road YMCA twice a resolution you’ve ever made and fulfilled. week for water aerobics. Also, if you don’t have a will, get one Eat at least one healthy meal per prepared ASAP. You don’t want the court day. I remember cleaning out my father’s system to make these decisions for you. apartment after he died and finding stacks Designate someone to be your power of of TV dinner trays in the closet. 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22 February 2012 Front porch fredericksburg front porch fredericksburg February 2012 23 20 of Plenty

by megan byrnes Art First Gallery Celebrates 20 Years of Memories Welcome to the world, Seen: Misha Sandborn with a F’burg fan Adrienne Jeske flew from Chicago to Philly then hopped a train Finn Bethem! The little guy decided to girlfriend grabbing a bite at Bonefish in to be here for a 30-hour visit with her show up a bit early (probably to try and CP; former governor Tim Kaine sneaking goddaughter, Lexi Grogan; they dined at snag a reservation at his parent’s downstairs at Bistro Bethem for a private Bistro with Virginia G alongside and Papa restaurant - where BB Team (below) meeting with local biz peeps; Matt Kelly By collette caprara Rob behind the bar. “AJ” was back in Chi celebrated Finn - for Restaurant Week; or and his wife Cindie at Soup and Taco; Tom for her late January birthday with hubby maybe because he wanted to tell them in Byrnes and Bill Harris stopping in to the Michael. person how proud he was of their rave Ponshop for an early meeting. Happiest of winter triggered the hotel fire alarm and there the dream of becoming a “main street” Free Lance-Star review). Congratulations Fredericksburg artist Jen Art First Member Kit Otto O’Neil birthdays to Carole Garmon, Jonathan stood the ‘Burg friends outdoors in gallery and community asset, hosting such Blake, Aby, Jacob and Parker Jules! Callahan (below) took her painterly Burkett, Dan Telvock and Scarlett Suhy- watches paint dry nightgowns and pajamas. Elsie exhibits as cat and dog paintings to benefit talents to Florida where she nabbed Best Pons! accessorized her bathrobe with black the SPCA and this month’s 12” by 12” in Show with her – fittingly - aquatic Art First Gallery’s 20th Helen Butler and recalled a bevy of fond leather gloves, opting for warmth but paintings in a 29-day silent auction to themed piece. Anniversary celebration commemorates memories: To open, a determined and being dubbed “cat burglar” by her pals. benefit high school art programs. The two decades as a premier venue for the resourceful crew arrived with tools and In the early days, the 100 block Anniversary Exhibit runs through Feb.26. NRBQ and Madi Wolf (below) and display and purchase of works of local materials. Word was everyone should of Hanover was an artists’ enclave with Opening is 6pm First Friday, Feb. 3. Ruth the Pack (pictured strumming and artists, and the longstanding friendships bring any white or off-white latex paint Dan Finnegan’s pottery shop, Michael Ann Loving, who has documented the singing on WFVA’s “Community and camaraderie that predate the launch they had around the house. Excitement Bender’s jewelry, and a pewter shop, and gallery’s history, will be on hand among Link”) played at the Otter House last of the co-op. Jane Woodworth, the prime mounted as bucket after bucket was was site of the Pear Blossom Festival, with the other artists. month to much fanfare. Local mover of the creation of Art First, had not poured into a 32-gallon trashcan and face painting by Joan Limbrick, carnival- favorite Larry Hinkle was on board as sought to establish a co-op. In the early stirred with an old cue stick. “We could style refreshments, and full-sized carousel a pack member, who, incidentally, 1990s, she was simply hoping to find a never duplicate that color again,” Jane ponies. Only minor glitches are recalled, Collette Caprara is a local writer had to all set up on the dance floor studio downtown. At the time, Paul Rose mused. like the theft of two paintings and Jane’s and artist. like an orchestra pit (NRBQ’s (a founding member of Art First and But as the first brush moved offer of a $50 reward, “No questions equipment just couldn’t be owner of P.Rose Gallery) was proprietor of across the wall, the paint literally slid off. asked.” Her artwork returned, Jane contained). Reports from Madi an arts supply store in the 900 block of The building had served as a Bikers’ Bar mused, “I guess the thief considered $50 manager/concert attendee Bill Green Heard: Dave Jensen (below) Caroline. Paula was the hub of and the clientele and cooks had left behind to be of greater value than my painting!” had nothing but nice to say. was in town for a one-night-only information on the arts community, as a a good share of grease and nicotine. So In 2004, the co-op moved to its performance last month. The former spectrum of locals continually visited her out came the scrub brushes! The finished current location, 824 Caroline, fulfilling Speaking of the Sunshine state, Fredericksburg musician (and current shop. Paula knew what Jane was seeking gallery included space for Jane and Ann Rebecca Thomas and Lynn Greer (saluting Colorado resident) brought out old and alerted her when the small building at Newton’s papermaking, drawing classes, with Corona below) took a mid-winter friends Ryan Green, Mia Mullane and the 108 Hanover became available. student exhibits, sketching with live vacay to go free diving in Florida. Listen, rest of the Whale Oilers to the 909 Saloon But Jane found she could not models, and art discussions. Elsie recalls I don’t even know what free diving is but for a reunion gig. afford the rent — $400 a month. Always two women coming by, surprised and it sounds adventurous and exhilarating. a problem-solver, Paula suggested Jane ask amused to see that the space they had other artists to share the space with her. known had been transformed from a bar In short time, no less than 24 artists were whose crowd had “more tattoos than interested, including some who painted teeth!” into a beautiful art gallery. together in King George at Jack Darling’s The founders were a trailblazing North Windsor farm. Jane took the leap crew who sought out additional venues for and signed the lease in 1992; the first art exhibits. GEICO not only made a incorporated artists’ co-op in FXBG was substantial purchase from Art First for its established. Dee McCleskey suggested the permanent collection, but invited the name Art First, in recognition that “art artists to display their works in rotating should be considered as a priority in life.” shows at its headquarters in Stafford. The At a recent gathering to artists sought inspiration on two tours to reminisce, Jane, Paula, and Dee joined with Siena, Italy and to galleries in DC, Philly, If you weren’t feeling lame Shirley Whelan, Elsie Hagenlocker, and and New York – where one night a teen enough for already slacking on your new year’s resolutions (you better believe Wayne Gootee is keeping track of how many times you’ve punched in your pin so far this year), check this out: Megan Mason actually started an entire school Former Fredericksburger, current last month! Village Montessori officially Treat Yourself this Philadelphian and forever musician Daniel opened for business in January and Bachman just had a new CD released by a already has kiddos learning, painting and Valentine’s Day small record label in Maine and recently tying their shoelaces in its classrooms! Specials in every booth... had the Pittsburgh Children’s Museum start using his music for some of their Glass, Jerseys, Jewelry Hearty congratulations interactive displays. Cool! Everything from A-Z to Foode – and, more specifically, to its Bryon Glaser and Sandra Higashi, Crump Beth Black creators - Joy and as the uber-imaginative minds behind the S e e F r o n t P o r c h C a l e n d a r they celebrated their first 365 days in local toy company ZOLO got 2011’s top Fredericksburg last month. New to the toy honors in national Parenting f o r o u r F e b r u a r y E v e n t s ! Foode 2012 agenda? Cooking classes with magazine with their creativity sets. Beth right across the street at Chatham Square Shopping Center, Whittingham. 411 Chatham Heights Rd.

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March 2000 was pivotal for the he helps sponsor our ads and Fredericksburg SPCA. Just six months events. He has always been earlier, Debra Joseph had begun as an there for us.” By mary lynn powers SPCA volunteer working on fundraising Debra has lived events at the local Society for the downtown for 20 years. Of Flaunt! is a fitness program dancing parties. One example of the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. “We course, she owns three dogs designed for women who are interested in camaraderie that these classes became a No-Kill shelter in March 2000,” and three cats (all from SPCA), building their bodies and spirit at the initiate is Flirty Fridays, available at Debra says. and feeds a feral colony daily. same time. The beginnings of the the American Family Fitness Center. In April 2009, the SPCA moved Such devotion makes Debra enterprise coincide with the history of its The class is 45 minutes of Zumba and from Olde William Street to a facility five make the SPCA click. “We do founder, Melissa Furlo. Mel was a dancer Flaunt, then on to girls’ night out. times larger and able to hold three times try to transfer as many from the age of three, dancing her way Now in its second year, as many dogs and cats – animals whose animals as we can out of Hours By Appointment through ballet, jazz ballet and a variety of Flaunt! is offered at several gyms in lives will be saved, not ended. “It also has county shelters and help styles. She said dancing is just part of who the area, and is now available at individual rooms like a staff lounge, a individuals who contact us to 371-88499 she is. She belonged to the Performing BodyWorks Downtown Fitness Center volunteer room and a community room reduce euthanasia in this Arts Company at Mary Washington where on Caroline Street. BodyWorks offers (sponsored by the City) where dogs can be community,” Debra appeals to she graduated with a degree in elementary a variety of classes, and the addition trained and meetings held,” reports Debra. a radio audience. “I go to education. of Flaunt! is just the normal Cats are held in snuggle and condo rooms. B101.5 every Tuesday Or By Chance After teaching in the public progression to keep women Some dogs are in real-time rooms morning and Thunder 104.5 unnecessary euthanasia. “It is the missing schools for eight years, she returned to interested in physical fitness. You resembling home space, allowing staff to every Friday morning.” On air, Debra will link” — a link that can be found through her early passion, teaching a class at the can check on the website calm them from fright or shelter noise. talk about particular animals up for 709 Caroline Street community support. American Family Fitness Center in www.iflaunt.net for other locations. “Many people say it is a pleasure adoption, as well as timely tips and Photo: “Penny,” by Shelley Southpoint. She taught both pole and to visit our site, as it is so different than reminders for pet owners. Impressions, has been with the SPCA the www.prosegallery.com chair dancing, classes you will not find the average shelter.” It would have to be SPCA public events include Feb. longest (since 2008). “She would be everywhere. Both Mel and her students above average, thanks to Joe Wilson. “Joe 10 & 11’s Chocolate Extravaganza (Feb. perfect for a one-pet household. She loves love the way these classes make you look has been a great supporter over the years, 10, 6:30-8:30PM at Classic Car Center (5 treats and likes attention but will walk and feel. It was at this time that she not only donating the land for this facility; wines/ 5 desserts by Virginia Wine away when she has enough,” pleas Debra. created Flaunt! to bring this experience to Mary Lynn Powers will flaunt her Experience). Reservations: $25 at 898- Adoption fee: $15. There has to be an FP a wider audience by training other literary talents for us again soon. 1500, ext. 302 or fburgspca.org, and Feb. reader for Penny! instructors to teach the principles of 29’s Taking A Leap for the Animals (for “I thought your January Front pilates and exotic dance. Leap Day), a 12-hour live radio fundraiser Porch was the best you had ever done. I Her goal was to instill a positive, with Thunder 104.5 (dollar-for-dollar read it cover to cover about all the self-confident model for her two young matches with call-ins and visits to donate. talented artists we have in our daughters. The motto of Flaunt! is SPCA is also collecting for its Yard Sale community. It also made me think that “Strong, Sexy, Self-confident.” Mel (1340 Central Park Blvd. Ste. 102) on even quarterly it might be a good read for explained that if a woman feels strong and March 17. Volunteers take donations for people to read a themed piece like this. I self-confident, the sexy part will 5 weeks prior. (Info: 898-1500, ext. 302 did think an issue dedicated to all the non- automatically be sandwiched in between th or online.) The 8 Annual Paws & Claws profits and all the good work they do the other two traits. Women, or divas -as is March 24 at Fredericksburg Country might be a good theme... Just a thought,” Mel describes her clientele - get a solid Club, 6:30-9:30PM ($55, silent auction, says Debra, whose thoughts - and actions - workout while exercising in an atmosphere food, one free drink ticket, The Glass contribute greatly to our community. To that’s fun, motivational and positive. Onion Band and emcees Chris Centore & hear Debra on Community Link with Ted There is a sample chair dancing Dee Daniels (B101.5). Proceeds directly Schubel, tune in at 8 a.m. Sun., Feb. 26 on class on February 10 at 5:45 PM, which is benefit the No-Kill facility and future AM1230 WFVA (wfavradio.com). See pp. open to the public, for $5.00 at Gold’s spay/neuter clinic, whose low-cost 16-17 for Community Link’s lineup. fredrockmusiclink.com Gym on Rte. 3. Mel also gives private pole spay/neuter program will directly reduce - RG

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26 February 2012 Front porch fredericksburg front porch fredericksburg February 2012 27 FXBG Music Steve Watkins What The World Needs Now... the parlor soldiers A narrative view civility By Ashleigh Chevalier By a.e.bayne Where is Burt Bacharach when we That said, I revisit my implied need him? “What the world needs now, is comment about rowdy football fans When the Dust Settles has always as major a difference in vision as already made quite a splash. The Parlor love, sweet love. It’s the only thing that unable to read — not the most civil way to you might expect, though it can become Soldiers are already scheduled to open for there’s just too little of…” address my concern — and that time consuming. I like my editor a lot, in The Spirit Family ReUnion in New York Author Sara Hacala has taken exemplifies one of the smaller things that which case I’m going to be a fool not to this month, folk legend Jonathan Byrd Burt’s plea a step farther in a more Sara is writing about in her book; but give serious consideration to her (yes, THE BYRD) and country good ol’ boy serious tone. Her newly-minted book is small things can make big ripples, and we recommendations.” Chris Knight. (It isn’t even the end of saving Civility… 52 Ways to Tame Rude, all should pay attention. Whether through his experiences January folks. In music biz world, that is Crude & Attitude for a Polite Planet Sara is not a pie-in-the-sky as a UMW professor, a yoga instructor, or QUICK, especially when doin’ it DIY like ISBN 978-11-559473-3314-77 thinker. She is well aware of what matters Court Appointed Special Advocate (CASA), they are.) www.skylightpaths.com. to people for their families first. Her book his observer’s prescience has garnered You can, and should, catch them If we needed another reminder of is pragmatic that way, addressing such Watkins accolades for his voice in around town at a few places this month. how far our culture has fallen, we recently desirable outcomes as benefiting your own literature. Despite rave reviews for his On Saturday, February 11, 9p.m. at read of clashing football fans crashing health and well being; adaptability as a fiction and nonfiction, publication in Colonial Tavern, Karen and Alex will through the windows of a local eatery. survival skill; business profitability national magazines, a Golden Kite Award perform a special couples We’re not saying that Sara’s book will help through respect and courtesy; defusing for Down Sand Mountain (Candlewick singer/songwriter showcase for them (reading is required), but those of us Press, 2009), and a recent Virginia Valentine’s Day. (Yes, Karen and Alex are who process the book’s message and This town is full of rock stars, the Commission of the Arts Artist Fellowship, a LOVErly duo.) Jenna and Jay Kole and redirect our energies in a more civil way of “tasteless and tactless behavior” will seasoned and the new. From Keller Watkins humbles himself in light of the Dorian and Bethany Cleveland (also very just might lead this positive change that resonate throughout America. It’s a wake- Williams to Andrew Hellier to rising star, Steve Watkins calls out over the recognition: “My feelings about awards well known and loved musical duos) will be up call for all to hear, even while watching Madi Wolf, (just to name a few) and now din of patrons at Hyperion Espresso and are that you never get them when you Sara urges for our planet. performing as well. THIS is going to be a football, even as we choose our words. In to The Parlor Soldiers. Karen Scuderi slides lithely onto the back corner bench. need validation. There are so few out Her book is not a speech. It is as very special treat. It will be smushy fact, one of her quotes comes from Jonas and Alex Culbreth have been singin’ Leaning into cross-legged repose, he grins there; the chance of winning one is slim… practical as it is inspirational, and hopeful. mushy, but not too over the top – just Archbishop Desmond Tutu: “Language is their rich and dusty folk songs through widely while relating the story of a I wrote four novels before I published the The book made its debut in August and is enough. It will also be funny because all very powerful. Language does not just the halls and walls of this town as solo scrawny kid who realizes that through first one and have spent years of my life getting rave reviews, including from The of them have a great sense of humor. A describe reality. Language creates the singers and songwriters. Now they have literature he has a voice. polishing my craft. I don’t know if I would New York Journal of Books, NPR, and few other dates include the full band joined forces, blending their voices, guitar, “I wasn’t athletic. I was short, do anything differently if I didn’t win an newspapers in Sara’s home state of reality it describes.” 7p.m., February 3 for First Fridays at The harmonica, a modest trap kit (no slow, and uncoordinated, and in the small award, because I’m going to write the next Connecticut. You may have seen the video on Griffin Bookshop downtown; Tuesday cymbals), and even the occasional kazoo. Southern towns where we lived sports book whether they pay me to do it or not; We, at Front Porch, have known facebook, showing a man sitting on a 8p.m., March 27 at Bistro Bethem. There Chesapeake Bay Governor’s School teacher were everything. I spent my time in the however, the receptiveness that an award Sara and her husband Tom Hacala for sidewalk with a sign, “I’m blind. Please are more dates, and each show has its own Dan Dutton joins them on the upright library reading, especially the Hardy Boys offers is a bonus.” years through mutual friends, and have help.” Passersby make modest drops of flavor. Discover more about them at bass. (He is the strong, silent type on books. The librarian recommended The The awkward boy with a knack watched their daughter, Katie, grow into a coins into his cardboard tray and tin can. www.TheParlorSoldiers.com. Talk about stage… but he does smile. And he head Virginian. I told her I liked it and she said for finding the narrative continues to brilliant, beautiful and civil woman. If Along comes a woman who turns the sign them. Tell your friends. Like them, share bobs a little.) to find another one by the same author, speak through Watkins’ novels today. He Katie’s generation is to carry the torch of over and writes on it. The blind man feels them, all that “tell people about awesome” Fredericksburg loves Karen’s Owen Wister. I just looked at her like, her shoes; neither he nor she speaks. The stuff we do on the facespaces of the Web has opened his eyes to tell us a story. civility, our generation better get the ball voice and Alex’s river twang and clever ‘What are you talking about?’ She woman leaves. Passersby drop coin after 2.0 world because these guys are worth Watkins surmises, “To be a literary writer, rolling. Sara offers suggestions to get it lyrics, and others across the country are explained to me that the author wrote the coin, the money piles up, the woman hearin’ and talkin’ about. to explore character, culture, the way done. “I want my message to resonate and discovering they do, too. The two bring a book. I was struck. As dumb as it may returns. The man recognizes the feel of BUT… Be ye prepared. Be ye psychology, relationships, and external make a difference in people’s lives. I surprising kick and grit to their tunes, and sound, I thought books just were. It was her shoes: “What did you do to my sign?” prepared to fall in love with Karen AND pressures of society drive events, that’s honestly believe that, if we bring back tell a darn good story. When The Dust then that I thought I would like to be an Alex: Karen with her deep brown eyes, complex. You have to be an observer if those ‘smaller enclaves’ that can adopt She tells him she changed his message: Settles, their debut album released in author, though I had no idea what that sweet shy smile, and delicate voice, and you are going treat it honestly.” behavioral codes and civility politics within conflict, and preventing personal and “It’s a beautiful day. I can’t see it.” A December 2011, is as good performed live entailed.” Alex with his piercing big baby blues, the various sectors – families (the way we raise business setbacks, as well as enriching the graphic appears: “Change your words. as it is in your earbuds. (And ya might say Though only a first step toward pearly whites shining through his Bunyan Visit Steve’s website at our kids), business and professional greater good. Change your world.” even better if you are a live music fan. publication, Watkins marks it as a decisive beard, and his true Rappahannock drawl. www.stevewatkinsbooks.com arenas, healthcare, organizations, college Sara, a certified etiquette and The well-thought words in Sara This clan can really bring a crowd one. For him, writing has always been And who doesn’t like the strong, smilin’, campuses, etc. – together we can create a protocol consultant, presents that kind of Hacala’s important book, saving Civility, together.) It is Joni meets Gillian meets about making sense of the world, “I see silent type, like bassist Dan? See ya there. A.E. Bayne is a teacher and writer who positive cultural shift in our society. At mindset: Change. Parents will absorb her will help create that change. Dylan meets Nelson (the Willie variety) events in narrative fashion, so most of the has lived and worked in Fredericksburg the very least, I hope to inspire individuals comments on cyberbullying. Citizens will — RG time I’m trying to figure out the story. As for thirteen years. meets the brilliance of Scuderi-Jonas and Asheligh Chevalier hosts the A. Chevalier a writer, you are an observer of the to recognize and improve their own get it as she addresses polarizing political Culbreth - fresh, new Americana folk, alt- Show, Tuesdays at 9:30PM at behavior.” infighting. 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28 February 2012 Front porch fredericksburg front porch fredericksburg February 2012 29 It Was First A Whim Flowers & Chocolate? It soon became a passion relax instead by phyllis campbell whitley I had thought, a “picture book to share with others” would be nice, By brian K. thaler but Mrs. Lowry changed that. I was Massage Matters Operating massage and wellness classes for local literally. Beyond the common hooked! It was a whim that soon Manager Linda Osorio has lived in the businesses and the community. While she knowledge that massage reduces became a passion. Stafford community for 25 years and has no longer does massage, Linda’s passion stress, it also helps to combat such Over the winter I defined what I fallen in love with the bustling little haven for massage and wellness still spearheads conditions as hypertension, anxiety, wanted to accomplish: a book about of country meeting city. She had been the mission of our business to bring improves circulation, and assists the barns built in the county before practicing massage and promoting preventative health education to the heart in clearing toxins from the 1950, to chronicle stories about the wellness for over five years when she saw Stafford area. body, specifically in our muscles. barns, the people and life in one the need for increased awareness of Located in North Stafford, Massage can also reduce blood small county in southern West people’s personal wellness goals. Massage Matters provides high quality pressure and slow the heart rate, Virginia, and to publish a book, Linda helped establish Massage massage therapy to the region, with not to mention release endorphins “Barns of Summers County, West Matters LLC, a center of knowledge and everything from the light-pressure into the body to deal with the many It ultimately evolved into three Virginia Heritage”. The wellness practices, promoting good health Swedish massage to very beneficial Deep pains our bodies endure on a daily of the most rewarding years in my life’s photographs are important but the people through massage. She has brought Tissue massage to the limbering Thai Yoga basis. journey. and their stories behind the buildings was together the best therapists in the area massage. More than 15 certified massage Linda and her staff work something that begged to be told. I When I learned that my under one roof for every resident of therapists are on staff. with various doctors and other “Even our men and women in estimated I would find 75-100 barns. grandfather’s barn would be torn down, I Stafford and the surrounding areas of “There is always someone specialists in the area on other conditions, uniform use massage to keep themselves My husband, A.C., saw that I was filled with sadness. The old chestnut Fredericksburg, King George, Spotsylvania, available to address your needs, from just such as fibromyalgia, recovery from at their physical and mental peaks. Each needed a jeep if I planned to travel every barn, no longer in use, was about to fall Woodbridge, and all the way up to a little bit of back pain all the way to automobile accidents, or physical weekend, the office is flooded with road in the county, all 657 miles. Was he down. The sadness was for my failure to Northern Virginia to enjoy relaxation, recovery after an accident or surgery… problems that come after years of manual members of the armed forces stationed ever right! Many roads were narrow, photograph that vernacular structure stress relief, pain relief, and therapeutic and we are open daily, so clients have labor. from Marine Corp Base Quantico, looking steep with over 200 miles not maintained. during years it stood at its best, during my massage for their everyday health. ample opportunities to get their little dose Between the countless hours you to maintain their bodies to be fighting fit He drove much of the time and, oh what a summer visits as a young person on his “We believe that preventative of massage harmony.” spend at your job, log while commuting, and ready for action.” farm in a small county in Southern West great time we had. The people were care and routine treatments help to make One of the greatest advantages or doing odd jobs around the house, a Virginia. I took photographs when I visited fantastic and shared many stories. a healthy lifestyle,” says co-owner Linda to receiving massage on a regular basis is little relaxation is a perfect gift to give — Brian K. Thaler, a Culpeper native and there in 2007. That was all that was on my Over the course of the next 2 1/2 (pictured). the heart-healthy benefits that massage or get. UMW grad, is Manager at Massage Matters. Photo by Karen Presecan. mind. The course I ultimately took was years we traveled every road in the She is also organizing chair provides: massage is good for the heart, nothing like my thoughts that day. I am county, found over 250 barns built before an amateur photographer with a few 1950, and decided that I must stop or a awards for work in that venue; much of book would never materialize. I didn’t get ARCHER DI PEPPE Every Child Deserves A Family my business career involved technical them all, but I do not think I missed many. ManMan andand writing (some published in technical Chuck Grey at the Central CAGA journals); I never dreamed of publishing a Rappahannock Regional Library showed CERTIFIED APPRAISER WWomanoman book. me that even I can create a web site. I was The idea to photograph the getting the word out. Newspapers and Insurance Riders Estate Settlements (For Jane) magazines began publicizing the project. barns began the fall of 2008. I took a few Divorce Cases Damage Claims photos with my cousin, Joyce Waltman, Wayne Dementi of Dementi Milestones showing me around. At an early visit with Publishing, Inc. in Richmond. agreed to Oral or Written Appraisals Christine Lowry she told me how her barn publish the book. My lucky Day! Mr. - BY FRANK FRATOE was once on another ridge and how her Dementi was quick to understand the SPECIALIZING IN ANTIQUES & COLLECTIBLES husband’s great-grandfather moved it to vision I had for the book, and my Love might deceive its present location. He used a keel to determination that it be printed in the Certified Appraiser Learn about our adoption opportunities giving the illusion USA. Now my passion has become a mark each board before he dismantled it Certified Appraiser’s Guild of America in Russia, China and Guatemala it should multiply, and moved it to the present location. Mrs. reality. The book was published in November. It is more beautiful than I Lowery, 90 years young at that time [email protected] (540) 373-9636 301-587-4400 since we often need lamented that she would love to restore ever imagined. As Mr. Dementi said at a Cradle of Hope Adoption Center to enhance pleasure the barn but just wasn’t up to it. Three book signing at CRRL in early December, and have good times, years later she is as active as ever but is “It is a book for the ages, a record of the leaving restoration to others. heritage of a part of our great country; When Basil Bowles’ grandfather’s something for future generations. It is a but concede romance farm sold, he was determined to bring it beautiful book. If you love old barns, 540-786-0630 happens just once history and/or West Virginia, you will love 1285 Carl D. Silver Parkway back into the family. He did so and is despite how we doubt, Central Park restoring the property’s structures, and treasure this book.” All proceeds from the sale of the book recently replacing the wood shingle roof www.fredericksburgshipping.com when the hour comes with tin. (picture below) go to the Summers County Public Library Your Pack and Ship Solution! [with my funding &donations from friends for a man to vow DHL and sales of a few books myself, all affirming every word: publishing expenses are paid and the UPS Custom Packing library will receive the total benefit from FedEx Notary on & off Site you are the woman each book sold, an estimated $42-45K. U.S.Mail Passport Pictures I want to be with Motor Freight Fax Services online: Phyllis C. 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