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[4] WEEKLY ALIBI SEPTEMBER 24-30 , 2015 Kenneth Warrington. On Wednesday, Sept. 16, was caught shoplifting—you guessed it—knives her house was ransacked. According to the he was placed in a cell at the Allen County from a Dollar Tree store in December. According Times-News , cupboards were open, books and ODDS Common Pleas Court with 27-year-old Steve to the terms of her probation, she is not allowed paper were scattered and a file cabinet was pried Upham during a recess in the trial. Neither man to own weapons. But police found a total of open. Also, someone had left an unfamiliar cell was handcuffed. According to Allen County 3,714 knives, swords, machetes and other bladed phone on the bed. Police soon located a silver D Sheriff Sam Crish, Upham is serving a prison weapons covering the walls of her mobile home. 2008 Chevrolet Cobalt parked behind the house, N ENDS term for attempted murder but is a witness for Deputies spent the entire day removing the its passenger seat loaded with cash and jewelry.

A the prosecution in Carter’s trial. “The two had weapons. They believe Dykema “booby trapped” While officers were sill inside the house words and a little scuffle broke out,” Crish told many of the blades, blankets and floors, resulting investigating, a woman pulled up and dropped WEIRD NEWS reporters. “It lasted less than two minutes.” Lima in some minor injuries to the deputies on scene. Funke off. Funke told officers he let a friend News reports the fight was recorded on video and Dykema has been charged with several counts of borrow the car and the keys ended up locked Dateline: Germany shows Carter punching Crish, who then puts probation violation, property damage/criminal inside. As Funke spoke to police, a resident of A police department in Cologne says a SWAT Carter in a headlock and throws several punches mischief, resisting an officer without violence the burglarized home came out with a set of keys unit, dissolved for alleged misconduct, destroyed of his own before being bitten on the arm and and assault. found inside the home. An officer unlocked and its offices with a chainsaw during a drunken poked in the eye by Carter. Guards arrived at started the car with the keys. Funke told police goodbye party. According to Bild newspaper, that point and broke up the fight. In the wake of Dateline: Idaho he had nothing to do with the burglary, but Police Chief Wolfgang Albers announced earlier the scuffle, the judge denied a defense request for Police in Twin Falls say catching a burglary when police patted him down they found a piece this month he was disbanding a a mistrial and allowed the jury to see video of the suspect took no effort at all after the man of jewelry belonging to the homeowner. Funke Spezialeinsatzkommando (SEK) unit accused of jail cell fight. returned to the scene of the crime looking for his later admitted to being involved in the burglary, hazing new recruits. Four of the officers involved keys and a cell phone he dropped during the as well as two others. Funke’s bond was set at in the humiliating torture and harassment of Dateline: Florida heist. Caleb Shay Funke, 22, appeared in Twin $5,000. a young colleagues were banned from ever serving Hernando County Sheriff’s deputies paid a visit Falls County Magistrate Court on Monday, Sept. to the Brooksville home of Nickole Dykema after again in SEK. The officers from the unit in 14, on two charges of burglary and one charge of Compiled by Devin D. O’Leary. Email your weird news a neighbor complained the woman slashed her question held a farewell barbecue on Tuesday, grand theft. The case started when a woman to [email protected]. Sept. 15, during which they allegedly got drunk, window screens and air conditioner with a large called police saying her back door was open and drove a motorbike though the hallways of the knife. It’s hard to tell which knife she used, police station and destroyed their old common however, as police turned up more than 3,500 room with a chainsaw. A police spokesperson bladed weapons inside Dykema’s home. told Bild , “They said they were taking back what Investigators told WTSP that Dykem, 47, belonged to them.” The department is refused to let the deputies insider her home, so “investigating further.” they forced their way in. That’s when Dykema picked up a machete and slashed at a deputy Dateline: Ohio with it, narrowly missing his head. She then ran Guards at a courthouse in Lima had to break up a and hid under a blanket in another room, waving fight after a man on trial for murder was a “long, shiny sword” in front of her. A Taser was mistakenly put into a holding cell with a witness eventually deployed, and Dykema was arrested scheduled to testify against him. Markelus Carter, by Sheriff’s deputies, as well as probation and 46, is standing trial for the 2009 murder of parole officers. Dykema is on probation after she

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Central New Mexico Community 4 College began removing what from Roots of Resilience their main campus last week? Washington Middle School’s Mural Project a) Bicycles b) The skinny blue towers with a help button BY GRACE LABATT c) The homeless But what was then a fading glory is now d) The Tardis rtist Nani Chacon used to run along the a brilliant array of blues and golds, track at downtown’s Washington Middle After seven years, an Albuquerque 5 School, a path which took her past one of family was reunited with their A with spiraling wildflowers and ______. Albuquerque’s immense, colorful murals, on an exterior wall of the school. The mural—a drifting butterflies. a) blue-eyed, red-haired prodigal panorama of Southwestern landscape and son peoples—hadn’t lost its resonance in the b) lost dog decades since it was created, but it was Program. Other sponsors donated generously c) missing cat culture that are alive. You have to hold onto undeniably falling apart. Kids at the school and a creative team was put in place. Chacon d) bicycles those.” described sheets of it slipping off. The massive collaboration that culminated led a six-week workshop of 15 students, during But what was then a fading glory is now a in “Resilience” began when Len and Donna which students learned painting techniques Answers: brilliant array of blues and golds, with spiraling Romano, WMS parents and co-owners of and took trips into the neighborhood to study 1) D. According to their lawyer, Perez and Sandy wildflowers and drifting butterflies. It took a downtown branding firm Ripe Inc., decided the landscape. During one field trip, they sat have received so many threats they cannot in a semicircle in B. Ruppe Drugs in Barelas, show up for court without special protection team of educators, parents, artists, neighbors, they wanted to help change the perception of and have requested they be allowed to carry organizations and students to transform the neglect associated with the former while legendary Curandera Doña Maclovia firearms for self-defense. Perez has raised space into what will eventually be deteriorating mural. They teamed up with Zamora described plants’ medicinal properties. $20K for his legal defense; Sandy, $1K. Albuquerque’s largest outdoor mural—it is Working Classroom, a 28-year-old education, Nine students were selected as paid 2) D. Across the street from 66 Diner, directly currently halfway done, spanning about 3,000 arts, and activism organization that was once apprentices to create the mural over five weeks east of the former Knadjian’s Oriental Rugs square feet. an after-school program at WMS and today this summer. building and once known as Jack’s, The Copper Washington Middle School (1101 Park works with 200 kids a year. Phase two, planned for next summer, will Lounge is for sale. SW), is Albuquerque’s oldest operating middle “One of Working Classroom’s taglines is focus on the western half of the mural. The 3) C. The owners of the venerable source for school, dating to 1923. It is fitting, then, that ‘Creating Art, Changing Lives, Transforming WMS mural team is currently working to raise Reuben sandwich ingredients announced it will the title of the new mural is “Resilience.” Communities,’ and community change has to funds for that stage. Anyone interested in be closing at the end of the month, citing their donating can do so via the Working Classroom age and the departure of theGerman Air Force “All of the flowers on the mural are basically come from within,” says Gabrielle Uballez, from Fort Bliss. what we call common weeds,” says Chacon, executive director of Working Classroom. “We website workingclassroom.org. the lead artist on the project, who worked The future of the mural extends far beyond 4) B. The Code Blue light-up beacons were can’t, as an organization, impose what we see erected on UNM and CNM campuses in the mid- with a team of sixth- to eighth-graders on for the vision for a community. Len and his the next 12 months—as Romano says, “The ’90s but CNM says they are the constant target everything from conceptualizing the mural to family and the neighborhood and all of the kids who worked on it are going to be walking of vandals and most potential assault victims the final touches on phase one. But “they have kids wanted this.” past here with their own kids in the future and have cell phones now anyway. been here for centuries, and they’ve adapted ... On behalf of the project, the Huning saying, ‘Your mom and your dad worked on 5) B. The Madrid family was reunited with their I see us as a culture very much like that ... We Castle Neighborhood Association applied for that.’ That’s community, and that’s roots.” Pomeranian, Kiki, after she was found alongside could go through inquisitions and all of these and received a grant from the Bernalillo Stop by Washington Middle School to see a road near Moriarty—seven years after she other things, and there are still bits of the County Neighborhood Outreach Grant those roots made manifest. a went missing in a suspected pet-napping a

[6] WEEKLY ALIBI SEPTEMBER 24-30 , 2015 SEPTEMBER 24-30 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [7] OPINION | ¡ASK A MEXICAN !

BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO chilenas to quinceañeras in Montebello. No es surprise, then, that jarocho also refers to someone from Veracruz. But this is where its ear Mexican: I’m white, and Donald etymological roots gets fun: The Real Trump scares the crap out of me. Academia Española defines a jarocho as DMexicans must be shaking in their boots. Does The Donald give Mexicans the willies? someone “of brusque manners, not courteous, Do Mexicans get the willies? and something insolent” and traces its roots to the word farota , which means “shameless —Dump Trump woman” (and that word comes from a Classical Arabic term referring to the act of getting Dear Gabacho: Scared angry). In other words, of him? Donald jarocho is a word Trump is the best originally used as thing to have an insult, but happened to reappropriated by Mexicans since the veracruzanos as a bacon-wrapped point of pride. hot dog. Oh, Such linguistic his rhetoric is tactics are straight out of popular around The Turner Mexico: Words Diaries , and like chilango Trump’s fans (someone from make slack- Mexico City) and jawed yokels paisa (a hillbilly) seem as are other such cultured as intended regional Aristophanes. slurs. Shows But the piñata Mexicans can pendejo is exactly make beauty out of what Mexicans shit at all times, which need—a kick in the explains the continued nalgas to wake us up and get popularity of Maná. And ready for the 2016 elections. Mexicans vote speaking of caca … best when raza is threatened, and given he’s vowing to deport 11 million undocumented ear Mexican: Your people have destroyed folks and their anchor babies (otherwise your own country and like any good virus when you run out of things to known as “American citizens” by the D destroy, you move on to somewhere else to Constitution), we’re going to make sure that destroy. Do you know why Mexico is a neither Trump nor any of the candidates shithole and America is great? Because copying his ideas get into the Oval Office. Mexico is full of Mexicans and America is And if he does? Let’s have a double-revolution full of whites. That’s literally the only in Mexico and the U.S. and boot the bastards reason. Congratulations: you will never be out in both of our countries, ¿qué no? more than a poor, brown-trash spic. Viva la Caca! ear Mexican: Can you clue me in as to what it means when someone is called —The Donald Devotee Djarocho? I know it’s a traditional Mexican style of music— son jarocho —but in Dear Gabacho: Viva! Manure is a wonderful, what other ways is it used? natural miracle worker that can fertilize the most wasted of terrains. Why, with all us shit —Colas, Colas Mexicans smearing across the United States, our cosecha in 50 years will bring this country Dear Nicholas Gabacho: A quick description back to the Garden of Eden. And gabachos? for your fellow gabas : Son jaracho is a style of Y’all will be reduced to skid marks. music from the Mexican state of Veracruz that involves high-strung, quickly strummed tiny MEET THE MEXICAN! The Mexican will guitars called jarana, a distinctive lead guitar be screening a sneak peak of “Bordertown,” called a requinto and other instruments that the upcoming FOX cartoon in which he’s a can range from a harp to a donkey’s jawbone consulting producer, at Bookworks (4022 Rio to a drum. Together, they create a beautiful Grande NW) on Sunday, Oct. 4, 2015. The genre (“La Bamba” is its most famous song) screening starts at 5pm and is FREE—see you that, while known in Mexico, is an obsession there! a of Chicano yaktivists; they arrange academic conferences around all-night parties, lionizing Ask the Mexican at [email protected]. its supposedly proletarian spirit while Be his fan on Facebook. Follow him on Twitter relegating other, more popular Mexican @gustavoarellano or follow him on Instagram regional music forms like tamborazo and @gustavo_arellano!

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SEPTEMBER 24-30 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [11 ] STEAMPUNK SPECTACULAR Wear your best steampunk costume, try tea dueling, join a scavenger hunt, have your Community fortune told, peruse Merchants Row, see a performance by Clan Tynker and more. Mine Shaft Tavern (2846 State Calendar Highway 14 N, Madrid). $0 -$15. Noon -10pm. 507 -9879. alibi.com/e/164230. ST. JUDE WALK/RUN Walk/run to end childhood cancer by to raising money for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. Albuquerque Convention Center (401 Second Street NW). THURSDAY SEP 24 $10. 7am. (602) 385 -0480. alibi.com/e/140351. TOGETHER4NEPAL A night of live music, free food, local beer DISCOVER SQUARE DANCE A demonstration starts the and wine, and Nepali cultural activities. All proceeds go evening, then you will be on the floor square and line towards the UNM4Nepal Community Center project in dancing. Great refreshments available. A fun-filled multi- Bahunepati Village, Nepal. Old Town Farm generational activity. 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Valle de Oro National Dillard’s fashion show and much more while learning Wildlife Refuge (7851 Second Street SW). 10am -3pm. about health and wellness. Hotel Albuquerque (800 Rio 933 -3230. alibi.com/e/162188. Grande NW). 5:30 -8pm. 222 -8736. alibi.com/e/162494. SUNDAY SEP 27 FRIDAY SEP 25 2015 WALK TO DEFEAT ALS A three mile walk. FUNdraise for familes affected by ALS. Isotopes Park (1601 Avenida ¡GLOBALQUERQUE! 2015 New Mexico’s 11th annual Cesar Chavez SE). Donation. 9am -1pm. 924 -2255. celebration of world music and culture. National Hispanic alibi.com/e/152825. Cultural Center (1701 Fourth Street SW). $25 -$47. BREWS FOR BULLIES Sit back, relax and enjoy tasty food 724 -4771. alibi.com/e/164393. from Irrational Pie, great music by Detroit Lightning IS FOOD RUNNING YOUR LIFE? An Overeaters Anonymous and some fantastic Marble Brewery beers. Benefits convention. Hotel Albuquerque (800 Rio Grande NW). rescued bully breeds in NM. Marble Brewery 261 -3553. alibi.com/e/163323. 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Receive free public tour of Glass Rite to get a behind-the-scenes look. play vouchers from Santa Ana Star Casino in return for Glass Rite (808 Gibson SE). 11:30am -3:15pm. responsibly recycling. Santa Ana Star Casino (54 Jemez 314 -9131. alibi.com/e/163745. Dam, Bernalillo). 9am -1pm. 867 -0000. alibi.com/e/164531. WEDNESDAY SEP 30 ELEPHANT CONSERVATION DAY Learn about endangered Asian elephants and efforts to protect them. ABQ BioPark ABQ BACKGAMMON CLUB Meet some fun, interesting people Zoo (903 10th Street SW). Included with admission. and learn to play the game. Instruction is available. Flying 10am -2pm. 764 -6214. alibi.com/e/149349. Star Café (723 Silver SW). $5 for match play, FREE for ¡GLOBALQUERQUE! 2015 $25 -$47. See 9/25 listing. novices. 5:45 -9pm. (201) 454 -3989. INTERNATIONAL DISTRICT FESTIVAL A free event that alibi.com/e/158875. includes music, a Kidz Zone, a water slide, carnival games, BERNIE FOR PRESIDENT: FEEL THE BERN What is Bernie all face painting, an obstacle course, arts and crafts and about? What brought him to run as a Democrat? Why is much more. New Mexico Veterans Memorial Bernie Sanders the hottest ticket in town? Learn about (1100 Louisiana SE). 10am -5pm. alibi.com/e/163099. Bernie Sanders. IBEW Union Hall (4921 Alexander NE). IS FOOD RUNNING YOUR LIFE? See 9/25 listing. 7pm. 898 -1237. alibi.com/e/162811. JOIN ALBUQUERQUE ROLLER DERBY 7-9pm. See 9/24 DIY LAPDANCING Gain hands on skills, practice and listing. techniques, and even learn simple, safe chair bondage, in LIVING WITH COURAGE CONFERENCE The NM Parkinson’s a playful, encouraging environment. Self Serve Disease Coalition’s annual symposium featuring expert (3904 Central SE). $15 -$20. 7:30pm. 265 -5815. presentations on disease management, research progress alibi.com/e/161364. and more. Hotel Cascada (2500 Carlisle NE). $15. SCIENCE CAFE Local beers, local species. Join BioPark staff 8am -4:15pm. 888 -3311. alibi.com/e/164532. for short talks on local conservation efforts while enjoying MOUNTAIN RESCUE BREW FEST Support your local mountain Red Door’s variety of tasty brews. Red Door Brewing Co. resuce team. Great bands all day, silent auction, raffle, (1001 Candelaria NE). 7 -9pm. alibi.com/e/164351. food trucks and Marble’s delicious beer. Marble Brewery (111 Marble NW). 11am -11pm. 243 -2739. alibi.com/e/163749. [12 ] WEEKLY ALIBI SEPTEMBER 24-30 , 2015 KIMO THEATRE Julius Caesar . Shakespeare’s complex story line and characters with one of the most dramatic Arts Lit betrayals in history—-one that has resonated through & time. “Et tu, Brute?” $5 -$10. 7pm. 768 -3522. Calendar alibi.com/e/164515. THE VORTEX THEATRE And Away We Go! $12 -$22. 7:30pm. See 9/25 listing. SONG & DANCE NEW MEXICO VETERANS MEMORIAL A Night in the ’40s: Big THURSDAY SEP 24 Band Swing . With featured performers, The American WORDS Legion Band and The Dukes of Albuquerque, you’ll find it hard to believe you’re not out for a swingin’ night in the INDIAN PUEBLO CULTURAL CENTER Joy Harjo Book Signing . 1940s. 6 -8pm. alibi.com/e/149350. Deeply influenced by her Native heritage and the POPEJOY HALL , UNM Center for the Arts Dancing and Southwest landscape, Harjo’s work often explores themes Romancing . Joan Hess and Kirby Ward sing and dance of remembrance and survival. Noon -2pm. 724 -3506. their way through the Great American Songbook with the alibi.com/e/162612. New Mexico Philharmonic. $20 -$68. 6pm. 925 -5858. PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE Matthew Baugh Book Signing . alibi.com/e/164511. Albuquerque author talks about and signs the first FILM Avenger novel in more than 40 years, The Avenger: The Sun King . 6:30pm. 294 -2026. alibi.com/e/162275. GUILD CINEMA Love Live! The School Idol Movie . $15. STAGE 10:15pm. See 9/25 listing. NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Greening the STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Stand-up Comedy Revolution . Examines the politics of the global food Thursdays . Marc Yaffee, Rio Hillman and Rog Bates system, focusing on the struggles, triumphs and perform. $10. 7:30pm. 771 -5680. alibi.com/e/161214. sustainability of small farmers from around the world. FILM 11am. alibi.com/e/164395. Also, Timbuktu . NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Tasting Menu . In Abderrahmane Sissako’s drama tells the story of Kidane, Roger Gual’s romantic comedy, one of the greatest a cattle herder who lives with his family in the dunes restaurants in the world is closing and an eclectic mix of outside the ancient Malian city of Timbuktu. 2:15pm. patrons arrive for the final dinner service. 7pm. 724 -4771. alibi.com/e/164396. 724 -4771. alibi.com/e/164390. SUNDAY SEP 27 FRIDAY SEP 25 WORDS ART PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE Barbara J. Langner Book Signing . The PIPPIN CONTEMPORARY , Santa Fe Back to the Future: The author, a local retired English teacher, talks about and Art of Exploration Opening Reception . New oil paintings signs her third Albuquerque-based mystery, The Detectives from abstract artist Aleta Pippin. 5 -7pm. 795 -7476. Who Loved Beethoven . 3pm. 294 -2026. alibi.com/e/163060. alibi.com/e/163206. RICHARD LEVY GALLERY Magician’s Table . New works from STAGE Jay Kelly, Jenna Kuiper and Matt Magee. 766 -9888. DESERT ROSE PLAYHOUSE The Elephant Man Auditions . alibi.com/e/162381. 2-4pm. See 9/26 listing. TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK Art Fight . Watch as artists KESHET CENTER FOR THE ARTS Enchanted April . $15 -$22. compete in a live art competition with music and beer to 2pm. See 9/25 listing. boot. 7pm. 243 -6752. alibi.com/e/162327. UNM’S EXPERIMENTAL THEATRE , Center for the Arts The STAGE Day Room . $10 -$15. 2pm. See 9/25 listing. ADOBE THEATER A Crack in the Wall . A drama about two THE VORTEX THEATRE And Away We Go! $12 -$22. 2pm. See families, one Jewish and one Catholic, in German- 9/25 listing. occupied Poland, in the weeks prior to the Warsaw Ghetto SONG & DANCE Uprising of April 1943. $15 -$17. 7:30pm. 898 -9222. CHILDREN’S GRIEF CENTER OF NEW MEXICO Concert alibi.com/e/163946. Corazon . Award-winning musicians Hillary Smith and the BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE The Brethren perform a blend of jazz, funk, blues and soul with Show . Using audience suggestions and any absurd ideas Combo Special and Memphis P. Tails to benefit the that cross their minds, improvisers create scenarios and Children’s Grief Center. $0 -$12. 2pm -5am. 323 -0478. songs that are hilarious and preposterous. $8 -$10. alibi.com/e/163100. 8-10pm. 804 -5685. alibi.com/e/163222. Also, Comedy? WHEELS MUSEUM An Evening of Happenings . Featuring Albuquerque’s DIY comedy troupe provides improv, sketch modern dance choreography by Christina Daley and and music. $8. 9:30pm. 404 -1578. Devon Adams with beautifully trained dancers and live alibi.com/e/135354. music by Muni Kulasinghe of Le Chat Lunatique. $18. KESHET CENTER FOR THE ARTS Enchanted April . Four women 4pm, 7pm. alibi.com/e/163879. at a villa in Italy rediscover themselves in new ways. $15 -$22. 7:30pm. 243 -0596. alibi.com/e/164274. UNM’S EXPERIMENTAL THEATRE , Center for the Arts The MONDAY SEP 28 Day Room . Brilliant and bizarre, this play hilariously explores perceptions of reality, control and identity. WORDS $10 -$15. 7:30pm. 277 -4332. alibi.com/e/163919. CENTRAL & UNSER LIBRARY J.A. Jance Talk and Book THE VORTEX THEATRE And Away We Go! A comedy about how Signing . The bestselling author speaks and signs her new times change, but life in the theatre remains the same: novel Dance of the Bones . 7 -8:30pm. 768 -5170. chaotic, sometimes brutal, but often euphoric, too. alibi.com/e/161372. $12 -$22. 7:30pm. 247 -8600. alibi.com/e/164028. WORKING CLASSROOM ¡Bocon! A bilingual fable filled with TUESDAY SEP 29 humor, magical realism and song. The one-act play tells the story of 12-year-old Miguel who flees a repressive WORDS Central American military regime. $15 -$25. 7pm. BOOKWORKS Words Like Love . A reading by poet Tanaya 242 -9267. alibi.com/e/164233. Winder who sings the joys, glories and laments of love. SONG & DANCE 7pm. 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/164666. AFRICAN AMERICAN PERFORMING ARTS CENTER , Expo NM 2nd Annual Ukekopelli Festival . Concert features music WEDNESDAY SEP 30 from Glenn Kostur & The Alpha Cats, Janet Klein & Her Parlour Boys and Fred Sokolow. $10 -$20. 6:45pm. WORDS 974 -0084. alibi.com/e/163487. BOOKWORKS Aetheling: Book One of the Sutton Hoo Stories, FILM Book Release and Signing . A discussion of the GUILD CINEMA Love Live! The School Idol Movie . Directed archaeology and history of the Anglo-Saxons and Vikings by Takahiko Kyogoku, nine girls in a high school pop as Medieval Archaeologist ST Sonntag releases her debut band must become better than ever to save their novel. 7pm. 366 -9512. alibi.com/e/164120. school from closing down. $15. 10:15pm. 255 -1848. STAGE alibi.com/e/164534. TRICKLOCK PERFORMANCE LABORATORY The Keep . Claudia Heu’s The Keep blends the boundaries between art and SATURDAY SEP 26 reality, creating an interactive experience dependent on audience participation and intervention. 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[16 ] WEEKLY ALIBI SEPTEMBER 24-30 , 2015 SEPTEMBER 24-30 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [17 ] REEL WORLD FILM | revIew BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Punk it up Santa Fe’s resident, award-winning, punk rock, The Intern “indieground” filmmaker Jon Moritsugu ( Mod Fuck Explosion, Terminal USA, Pig Death Nancy Meyers’ genial workplace comedy does the job it was hired to do Machine ) is hosting another one of his patented crash courses in no-budget filmmaking. This Saturday, Sept. 26, from 9am to 1pm at the Santa Fe Community College (6401 Richards), Jon will be teaching a Continuing Education Class on “Pitching Your Movie Project.” Cost is $45 per person. On Saturday, Oct. 3, from 9am to 3pm, Moritsugu will educate students on “Guerrilla Film Production and Distribution.” Cost is $125 per person. For more info go to jonmoritsugu.com or sfcc.edu/continuing_education. World cinema ¡Globalquerque!, New Mexico’s 11th Annual Celebration of World Music & Culture, returns to the National Hispanic Cultural Center (1701 Fourth Street SW) on September 25 and 26. This year’s festival features three stages of music from five continents over two nights. To get audiences in the cultural mood, the festival has been teaming with the NHCC to present an International Cinema Series throughout September. The series comes to a close this week with three more films. On Thursday, Sept. 24, at 7pm, there will be a screening of the Spanish film Tasting Menu in the Bank of The stars of The Godfather and Brokeback Mountain get all cute. America Theater. This food-filled romantic comedy spends the night at one of the greatest assistant to transfer Ben to another restaurants in the world as patrons from around BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY The Intern department. Normally, this is the sort of secret the world gather for one final dinner service Written and directed by Nancy Meyers betrayal that will come back to haunt before the doors shut for good. The film will be ehold, America (and, by extension, the shown in Catalan with English subtitles. On Starring Robert De Niro, characters in the third-act reveal. But not Saturday, Sept. 26, you can catch the New rest of the world as they consume our Anne Hathaway, Rene Russo here. In the very next scene, Jules apologizes Mexico premiere of Katie Curran’s award-winning Bcountry’s pop-cultural output): Robert De Rated PG-13 profusely and asks Ben to continue working documentary about the politics of the global Niro at his cutest and cuddliest. Opens Friday 9/25 with her. On the one hand, it’s good that food system, Greening the Revolution, starting Damn. It’s not like De Niro can’t be cute Meyers’ knows enough to steer clear of cliché. at 11am. Film screenings close out at 2:15pm on and cuddly. He’s one of our best actors; he can On the other hand, solving every crisis with Saturday with the drama Timbuktu from France, be anything he wants. It’s just that so many of Mauritania and Mali. It relates the story of a Hathaway) has built her little online clothes- an amicable conversation makes The Intern a young cattle herder in Timbuktu who tries to our acting greats (Al Pacino, Jack Nicholson) shopping site into a multimillion dollar rather low-stakes affair. keep his distance from the local jihadist militia. have let Hollywood make toothless parodies of empire. But she’s overworked, understaffed De Niro and Hathaway are both fine in The film will be presented in English, French, them. Ever since producers of the Meet the and can’t bring herself to delegate authority to their respective roles, and they summon up a Arabic, Bambara and Songhay with English Parents franchise backed a dumptruck full of anyone else. Enter Ben, who—unbeknownst nice chemistry with one another. Of the two, subtitles. All films are free and open to the public, easy money up to his doorstep, De Niro has to Jules—has been hired on as her personal Hathaway has the more realistic character, a but tickets must be picked up at the box office been taking on less challenging roles. Sure, he one hour prior to showtime. For more info, go to intern. modern-day career woman feeling the stresses nhccnm.org or globalquerque.org. got nominated for an Academy Award for his At first Jules ignores Ben, who dutifully of balancing work and motherhood. De Niro’s role as the football-loving dad in 2012’s Silver shows up every day in suit and tie. As far as character, in contrast, is so magically perfect Linings Playbook . But compare that to his Jules is concerned, she neither needs nor you expect him to disappear off into the sunset Brand name previous acting nomination—as the tattooed wants help. So Ben busies himself helping out like Will Smith at the end of The Legend of On Wednesday, psycho in 1991’s Cape Fear . Really, which of all the other folks in the office. He solves the Bagger Vance. At least Meyers is smart enough Sept. 30, the those was the more memorable performance? romantic problems of Jason (Adam DeVine not to have Ben “mansplain” his way through historic Kimo And so it is with adjusted expectations that from “Workaholics”), fixes the housing crisis Theatre (423 the story. Ben’s a solid guy. He’s polite, Central NW) we greet Mr. De Niro in Nancy Meyers’ “old of Davis (Zack Pearlman, The Virginity Hit ) respectful and has a lifetime worth of business hosts a special people are cute” comedy The Intern . Meyers and even manages to organize the messiest skills to impart. But he isn’t here to rescue screening of the (writer of Private Benjamin and Baby Boom , desk in the building. Eventually, of course, he Jules or to give her all the answers. Mostly, he’s documentary director of What Women Want and Something’s winds his way closer to Jules, whose personal just around for moral support—telling her he Unbranded , the Gotta Give ) knows a thing or two about and private life is in more of a tailspin than admires her and assuring her she really can do gripping, true-life crafting a crowd pleaser. Few will walk away she lets on. The company is experiencing tale of four it all. young cowboys from The Intern angry or dissatisfied. It’s a serious growth pains, and the venture It would have been nice, perhaps, if Meyers who hatch an genial, mildly funny, intermittently emotional capitalists want to bring in an experienced had given her likable cast of characters more outrageous plan comedy staffed with friendly-looking people. CEO to help out. Meanwhile, on the to do. Mostly, they just sit around talking to adopt, train Who can fault it for that? homefront, the retail genius is having trouble things through and helping one another until and ride a string De Niro plays Ben Whittaker, a smiling, finding time to connect with her weary house various lessons (about ageism and sexism) are of wild mustangs twinkle-eyed widower who finds himself at husband (Anders Holm, also from while traveling 3,000 miles from Mexico to learned, like some grown-up episode of Canada. The film was an Audience Award winner something of a dead end at age 70. He’s long “Workaholics”) and her apple-cheeked little “Sesame Street.” But a comfort-food cast, a at Telluride Mountainfilm as well as the Hot Docs retired. His wife has passed away. He’s traveled daughter. What’s a modern gal to do? string of guilt-free chuckles, a slight tear or two Festival in Toronto. The film gets underway at everywhere he can think of, taken up several The Intern doesn’t require much heavy and a generalized warm, fuzzy feeling make The 7pm. Tickets are available for $10 apiece hobbies, and still he’s bored. One day, though, lifting from its characters. Every time a major Intern a sweetly forgettable comedy-drama for through tugg.com. a he spots a flyer for a “senior intern” program at dramatic crisis threatens to rear its ugly head, the late summer season. a an up-and-coming online retailer. In just over Meyers’ script heads it off at the pass. At one a year, tech-savvy go-getter Jules Ostin (Anne point, for example, a suspicious Jules asks her

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BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY the stinky diaper-changing jokes to come. “Rosewood” (FOX)— The only thing TV loves more than a police detective is a forensic he new fall TV season is upon us. While examiner. CBS has got the CSI stuff locked there are a handful of shows potentially up. So FOX offers Morris Chestnut as a private Tworth getting excited over (“The pathologist-for-hire who solves crimes. Like Muppets,” “The Expanse,” “The Player”), that’s a real thing. He’s Quincy M.E. and Han there are plenty whose names you shouldn’t Solo all rolled into one. And since he lives in even bother to remember—because they’ll be Miami, he can take his shirt off a lot. gone in a matter of weeks. Of course, it’s a bad “Rush Hour” (CBS)— Remember the idea to judge a book by its cover. And maybe Rush Hou r movies, three loudly hyped it’s true you shouldn’t dismiss a TV show based mismatched buddy cop comedies made on its premise alone. But what’s the worst that bearable by the presence of stars Jackie Chan could happen? Potentially missing out on a TV and Chris Tucker? Well, what if we took away show that isn’t a total waste of 30 to 60 Chan and Tucker and replaced them with minutes of your life? I’ll take that risk. Let the cheap imitations? Welcome John Foo (from judgment commence! Tekken !) and Justin Hires (from Stomp the “Chicago Med” (NBC)— From the makers Yard !). This action comedy is not supposed to of “Chicago Fire” (a show I’ve never watched) arrive until midseason. With any luck, it’ll get and “Chicago P.D.” (another show I’ve never stuck in traffic. watched) comes “Chicago Med” (which I will “Truth Be Told” (NBC)— Mark-Paul not be watching either). It’s not like we need Gosselaar and Tone Bell play the husbands in another medical drama on TV. And this one is this by-the-number sitcom (formerly titled as generic as humanly possible—starting with “People Are Talking”). It’s supposed to be that forgettable freaking title! Next up from about how people are too politically correct to these single-minded TV geniuses: “Chicago tell the truth when they’re not in private. But Animal Control.” it’s mostly about two henpecked husbands who “Grandfathered” (FOX)— Maybe it’s just don’t get to deliver their “edgy” punchlines me, but I can’t bring myself to love John until their wives walk out of the room. Throw Stamos in an unironic way. In this alternately this on the pile next to NBC’s “1600 Penn,” silly and heartwarming sitcom, the former “Go On,” “The Michael J. Fox Show,” “Full House” hunk stars as a playboy “Outsourced,” “The Paul Reiser Show,” restauranteur who suddenly discovers he’s got a “Perfect Couples,” “Sean Saves the World,” fully grown son (yawn) and a cute little baby “Up All Night,” “Welcome to the Family” granddaughter to boot (double yawn). If you and “Whitney.” a close your eyes, you can already imagine all

“Margaret Cho: psyCHO” (Showtime MONDAY 28 7pm) Remember when comedian THE WEEK IN Margaret Cho was dating filmmaker “The Daily Show With Trevor Noah” Quentin Tarantino? Pop culture used (Comedy Central 12am) From the SLOTH to be so much weirder. looks of it, talk show hosts are finally done playing musical chairs. SATURDAY 26 South African comedian Trevor Noah ends up behind the desk of “The THURSDAY 24 “The 4th Annual Global Citizen Festival: Daily Show.” Good luck, man. You’ve A Concert to End Extreme got some big shoes to fill. “Heroes Reborn” (KOB-4 7pm) You’ve Povererty” (MSNBC 1pm) Hey, if host got to admire “Heroes” for returning Willie Geist, performers Beyoncé, Ed TUESDAY 29 after one of the most spectacular Sheeran and Coldplay and special crash-and-burns in the history of guest Hugh Jackman can’t end “The Grinder” (KASA-2 7:30pm) Rob television. Here’s hoping this worldwide poverty, who can? rebooted macro-series captures some Lowe stars as an actor on a TV of the fun the show’s first half-season lawyer drama who gets fired and demonstrated. SUNDAY 27 tries to get a job as a real lawyer with his mortified brother (Fred “The Player” (KOB-4 9pm) This high- “Dark Swan Rises: A Once Upon a Time Savage). concept action series follows a Las Fan Celebration” (KOAT-7 6pm) ABC Vegas security expert (Philip “Adam Ruins Everything” (truTV 8pm) gets fans all juiced up for the season Comedian Adam Conover turns his Winchester, “Strike Back”) who’s premiere (airing at 7pm) by having being followed by a shadowy, elite CollegeHumor web series into a cast members answer questions weekly TV show in which he organization betting on whether future submitted by viewers and by having crimes can be stopped. investigates topics and ideas producers Edward Kitsis and Adam everyone takes for granted and Horowitz share “exclusive” insights on dispels the widespread FRIDAY 25 what’s happening in the upcoming misconceptions surrounding them season. (like, for example, why engagement James Dean’s Television Legacy (TCM “Blood & Oil” (KOAT-7 8pm) Don rings are a scam). 6pm) Famous as he was, James Johnson does the Larry Hagman Dean only made three feature films in patriarch thing in this North Dakota- WEDNESDAY 30 his lifetime. He left behind a sizable set variation on “Dallas.” collection of television appearances, however. Tonight, TCM offers up some “Quantico” (KOAT-7 9pm) ABC is “Code Black” (KRQE-13 9pm) CBS of Dean’s long-lost acting pumping this soapy looking crime turns the 2013 documentary about performances from “The Campbell drama by pimping out “America’s an inner city LA hospital into a Summer Soundstage” (1953),” Studio hottest young FBI agents in the best scripted drama about an inner city One in Hollywood” (1948), “Kraft shape of their lives.” Somehow, they LA hospital (because there’s never Theater” (1953), “The Philco-Goodyear find time to battle terrorism between been one of those on television). sexual liaisons with one another. Marcia Gay Harden and Luis Television Playhouse” (1954) and a “General Electric Theater” (1954). Guzman star. So there’s that.

SEPTEMBER 24-30, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [19 ] | FILM CAPSULES USMC” and 40 episodes of “Mayberry R.F.D.” 97 minutes. OPENING THIS WEEK PG-13. (Century Rio) Attack on Titan—Part One Hajime Isayama’s wildly popular manga/anime series Grandma about an apocalyptic future world in which a medieval Legendary comedienne Lily Tomlin stars as a feminist, human society hides behind towering walls to protect lesbian, poet, occasional academician and generally itself from marauding giants gets itself a live-action cranky misanthrope who gets an unexpected visit from feature. In Japanese with English subtitles. Part Two her granddaughter (Julia Garner, The Perks of Being a shows up next month. 90 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Wallflower ). Seems the teen is pregnant and in need of Wednesday 9/30 at Century Rio) $500 to carry out an abortion that afternoon. Unfortunately, grandma is tapped out. But the two women Breathe unite forces, combing through grandma’s mental Rolodex Actress Mélanie Laurent ( Inglourious Basterds ) directs looking for someone with money. If only grandma didn’t this emotionally messy Single White Female riff about a have a talent for burning bridges. A funny, lacerating, friendship between an average suburban teenager and a emotionally honest indie comedy from writer/director rebellious new girl at school that goes from platonic to Paul Weitz ( American Pie, About a Boy ). Reviewed in v24 passionate to toxic. Relative newcomers Joséphine Japy i38. 78 minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) and Lou De Laage do nuanced work as the codependent BFFs. Based on Anne-Sophie Brasme’s popular YA novel. Jurassic World In French with English subtitles. 91 minutes. Unrated. I’m not upset that Hollywood has decided to make a third (Opens Tuesday 9/29 at Guild Cinema) Jurassic Park sequel. Because, you know, money . I am, however, ticked off that the fictional executives at InGen Call Me Lucky Attack on Titan thought they could get away with this. Did someone at the Former standup Bobcat Goldthwait directs this corporation send out a memo saying, “Hey, everybody. documentary about cult comedian Barry Crimmins, The Intern today’s LGBT community haven’t been very kind to this Remember that dinosaur theme park we were trying to whose envelope-pushing act influenced a whole Reviewed this issue. 121 minutes. PG-13. (Opens alleged “whitewashing” (not to mention commercializing) open? You know, the one where the tourists kept getting generation of comedians in the ’70s and ’80s. Beneath Thursday 9/24 at Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century of historical events. 129 minutes. R. (Opens Friday 9/25 eaten over and over and over again? Well, we’re pretty Crimmins’ gruff, hard-drinking persona lay an 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque) at Century 14 Downtown) sure we’ve got all the kinks worked out. Fourth time’s the undercurrent of rage stemming from his long-suppressed charm!” I mean, come on. ... Ah, well, at least we’ve got abuse as a child. The film tells Crimmins’ story as he The Look of Silence Chris Pratt. He’s cool. 124 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 transformed himself from angry funnyman to acclaimed Filmmaker Joshua Oppenheimer follows up his Downtown) proponent of justice. Margaret Cho, David Cross, Tom devastating and curiously beautiful documentary The Act STILL PLAYING Kenny, Marc Maron and Patton Oswalt are among the of Killing with this more personal take on the subject Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials performers interviewed. 105 minutes. Unrated. (Opens matter. This one concentrates on a single Indonesian 90 Minutes in Heaven When will futuristic dystopian leaders learn? Never mess man—an optometrist by trade—who decides to break his Friday 9/25 at Guild Cinema) Hayden Christensen ( Star Wars: Episode II—Attack of the with teenagers; they’ll bring you down every time. (See for country’s code of silence and confront the men who killed Clones ), Kate Bosworth ( Blue Crush ) and Dwight Yoakam reference: the Divergent series, the Hunger Games series, his family during the 1965 Indonesian genocide. Whereas (you know, the country singer) star in this (allegedly true) The Children’s Film Festival Seattle et al.). Despite its strict adherence to the tropes of the The Act of Killing (with its arty, metaphorical recreations story of a Baptist minister who is pronounced dead after 2015—Fantastic Journeys: Live Action genre, the second installment of the Maze Runner series of past atrocities) was passively detatached, The Look of an auto accident, but believes he spent an hour and a Shorts makes for some exciting post-apocalyptic entertainment. Silence is blunt and poignant. 103 minutes. PG-13. half strolling around Heaven before springing back to life. Girls and boys of all ages go on far-ranging adventures in It’s mostly a bunch of personality-deficient kids running (Opens Friday 9/25 at Guild Cinema) Weirdly, this heavily Christian drama (aimed clearly at this collection of imagination-filled short films from from evil adults and the occasional zombie horde, but the Seattle’s Chidren’s Film Festival. They come from as far Heaven Is for Real audiences) is written and directed by Love Live! The School Idol Movie indie oddball Michael Polish ( Twin Falls Idaho, Northfork, pace is breathless and the production design is afield as Switzerland, France, Italy and South Korea, but impeccably bleak. This one plays mighty fast and loose most are non-verbal and require no translation. 62 Love Live! is a multimedia sensation in Japan. It’s based The Astronaut Farmer ). 121 minutes. PG-13. (Century on an imaginary pop group that has been seen on TV Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) with James Dashner’s original novels (which don’t make a minutes. Unrated. (Opens Saturday 9/26 at Guild whole lot of sense anyway), so it’s hard to tell how Cinema) shows, in comic books, in video games and on the music charts (of course). Now the group has got an animated Ant-Man hardcore YA lit fans will react. But the mediocre script and Everest feature to its credit. In it, a gang of high school girls form The latest Marvel Cinematic Universe offering is smaller gripping action is probably enough to carry audiences into a third film. 131 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Jason Clarke, Josh Brolin, John Hawkes, Robin Wright and a hit pop band in order to save their impoverished school. than its fellow superhero movies in a number of ways. Emily Watson star in this high-altitude drama “inspried by But with graduation looming and the future calling, what Paul Rudd is fine and dandy as a cat burglar recruited by Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, the incredible true events surrounding a trecherous will these nine overnight sensations do? In Japanese with an aging scientist (Michael Douglas) to don a powerful Icon Cinemas Albuquerque) attempt to reach the summit of the world’s highest English subtitles. 99 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday shrinking suit and fight the bad guys. The size-changing mountain.” In a nutshell, eight climbers died when they 9/25 at Guild Cinema) special effects are a blast, but the film is neither fish nor Minions were caught in a blizzard back in 1996. Four other people fowl. There’s not enough humor to make it a comedy, and The lovable yellow sidekicks from the Despicable Me films died that year, making it the deadliest year atop Everest Pawn Sacrifice too little action to compete with the big boys of summer. finally get their own spin-off. History tells us that the on record. Until 2014 when 18 people died. The moral: Former Spider-Man Tobey Maguire takes on the role of It’s perfectly entertaining in moments, but this one Minions have been around since the dawn of time, Never climb Mt. Everest. 121 minutes. PG-13. (Opens infamous (and eventually quite nutty) chess prodigy needed a lot more style and spark to avoid the “generic looking for evildoers to whom they can pledge their Thursday 9/17 at Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Bobby Fischer. The bulk of this dramatic biopic takes Marvel movie” pit it occasionally stumbles into. Reviewed slavish devotion. This hectic, anarchy-driven toon takes us 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque) place during the Cold War when Fischer battled Russian in v24 i30. 117 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere to swingin’ ’60s London where a trio of semi-moronic champ Boris Spassky (Liev Schreiber), providing the Cinema, Century Rio) Minions try to help the world’s first female supervillain Ghost world with a distinctly black-and-white metaphor for East- (voiced by Sandra Bullock) steal the Crown Jewels. The The classic supernatural romance from 1990 starring West relations. 114 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Friday 9/24 Black Mass plot is terribly inconsequential—but it’s hard to deny the Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore returns for one more at Century 14 Downtown) Johnny Depp finally puts his penchant for dressing up in silly fun to be had along the way. 91 minutes. PG. spin at the potter’s wheel. 128 minutes. PG-13. (Opens odd costumes and playing with makeup to some serious (Century Rio, UNM Midweek Movies) Sunday 9/27 at Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) The Second Mother purpose in this hard-hitting biopic about notorious South This Brazilian drama centers on Val (legendary theater, Boston mobster Whitey Bulger. Depp is striking and scary, Mission: Impossible—Rogue Nation The Green Inferno cinema and TV actress Regina Casé), a hard-working live- but he’s surrounded by other great actors as well: Joel For a series as star-packed in front of and behind the Writer-director Eli Roth ( Cabin Fever, Hostel ) pays tribute in housekeeper who happily cooks, cleans and raises the Edgerton as a conflicted FBI agent, Benedict camera as these movies have been, the individual films to the extreme horror cannibal craze of the late teenage son of her wealthy employers in modern-day Sao Cumberbatch as a state senator. It’s not the greatest Mob sure are forgettable. As usual, this fifth installment ’70s/early ’80s ( The Mountain of the Cannibal God, Paulo. But when Val’s own estranged daughter suddenly movie ever made—it may not even be as good as Depp’s features jaw-dropping stunt work ... and some kind of Eaten Alive, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferrox ). Here, a shows up, unspoken class barriers are thown into Donnie Brasco —but it’s a bracing return-to-form for Depp. storyline in which IMF agent Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) and group of student activists travels to the Amazon to save disarray. In Portuguese with English subtitles. 114 122 minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho his team (Simon Pegg, Jeremy Renner, Ving Rhames) are the rain forest. Its not long, though, before their plane minutes. R. (Opens Tuesday 9/29 at Guild Cinema) Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Icon Cinemas tasked with stopping an international villain who’s framed crashes in the jungle causing them to run afoul of some Albuquerque) them for something-or-other. Tom Cruise buddy primitive man-eaters. 100 minutes. R. (Opens Thursday The Sound of Music Christopher McQuarrie ( Valkyrie, Jack Reacher, Edge of 9/24 at Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century 14 Julie Andrews stars in the second best Hollywood musical Captive Tomorrow ) writes and directs. Reviewed in v24 i32. 131 Downtown, Century Rio, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque) ever made about Nazis (third best, if you count Christian filmmakers have finally salted away enough minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio) Springtime for Hitler ). 174 minutes. G. (Opens money to talk big-name Hollywood stars into selling their Hotel Transylvania 2 Wednesday 1/16 at SUB Theater) wares. Here, a hostage (Kate Mara, “House of Cards”) No Escape Genndy Tartakovsky (“Dexter’s Laboratory,” “Samurai uses Rick Warren’s best-selling book of devotional Bible Who’s ready for Owen Wilson, action star? The same ones Jack”) returns to helm this cartoon sequel in which Stonewall quotes The Purpose Driven Life to convince her desperate who rushed to see him in 2001’s Behind Enemy Lines , I For some strange reason, bombastic disaster movie king Dracula (voiced by Adam Sandler) tries to bring out the captor (David Oyelowo, Selma ) to put his life on the path suppose. Here, the Wes Anderson fave and his wife (Lake Roland Emmerich (Independence Day, 2012, The Day monster in his half-human. half-vampire grandson in to redemption. The Purpose Driven Life , on sale now in Bell from “Children’s Hospital”) move to a new home in After Tomorrow ) turns his attention to the indie market order to keep his daughter Mavis (Selena Gomez) from the Christian section of a Barnes & Noble near you! This Southeast Asia. Unfortunately, the family gets caught up with this ensemble drama about the days leading up to preachy thriller is directed by eightysomething Jerry leaving his now famous hotel. 89 minutes. PG. (Opens in a military coup, and is forced to race across the bullet- the Stonewall Riots in New York—an event which gave Jameson, who was the supervising editor on 30 episodes Thursday 9/24 at Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century riddled country to safety. 101 minutes. R. (Century Rio) 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque) birth to the modern gay rights movement. People in of “The Andy Griffith Show,” 90 episodes of “Gomer Pyle: [20 ] WEEKLY ALIBI SEPTEMBER 24-30 , 2015 FILM | CAPSULES FILM | TIMES wEEk oF FrI., SEPT. 25-ThUrS., oCT. 1

The Perfect Guy CENTURY 14 DOWNTOWN The Children’s Film Festival Seattle 2015—Fantastic A successful lobbyist (Sanaa Lathan, The Best Man ) 100 Central SW • 1 (800) 326-3264 ext. 943# Journeys: Live Action Shorts Sat-Sun 12:00 The Second Mother Tue 3:30, 6:00 meets a charming IT expert (Michael Ealy, Think Like Attack on Titan Wed 7:30 Breathe Tue 8:30 a Man ) who appears to fit the title description. After Ghost Sun 2:00, Wed 2:00, 7:00 the two jump into bed for some sexual satisfaction, The Intern Fri-Sun 1:35, 4:30, 7:25, 10:20; Mon-Thu 1:35, however, he turns violent, jealous and vengeful. HIGH RIDGE 4:30, 7:25 12910 Indian School NE • 275-0038 Basically, this bad romance thriller is a Lifetime Pawn Sacrifice Fri-Sun 1:30, 4:20, 7:15, 10:05; Mon-Thu network movie in the theater. 100 minutes. PG-13. 1:30, 4:20, 7:15 Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. (Century Rio, Century 14 Downtown) The Green Inferno Fri-Sun 12:50, 3:10, 5:30, 7:50, 10:10; Mon-Thu 12:50, 3:10, 5:30, 7:50 Pixels ICON CINEMAS ALBUQUERQUE Stonewall Fri-Sun 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:45; Mon-Thu 1:45, 13120-A Central Ave. SE • 814-7469 When space aliens misinterpret video game signals 4:45, 7:45 from Earth as a challenge to war, a group of former Everest 3D Fri-Sun 4:35, 10:25; Mon-Thu 4:35, 7:30 The Green Inferno Fri-Thu 12:50, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10:00, arcade nerds (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Peter Everest Fri-Sun 1:40, 7:30; Mon-Thu 1:40 10:45 Dinklage, Josh Gad) are recruited by the government Hotel Transylvania 2 3D Fri-Sun 4:50, 9:30; Mon-Thu 2:30, The Intern Fri-Thu 11:30am, 2:05, 4:40, 7:20, 10:00 to fight off the likes of Donkey Kong, Pac-Man and 4:50 Hotel Transylvania 2 3D Fri-Thu 12:00, 4:20, 8:40 Space Invaders. The story (based on a short film) is Hotel Transylvania 2 Fri-Sun 12:10, 2:30, 7:10; Mon-Thu Everest Fri-Thu 1:50, 2:25, 4:30, 5:05, 7:10, 7:45, 9:50 loaded with nostalgic potential ... all of which is 12:10, 7:10 Everest 3D Fri-Thu 11:45am, 10:25 squashed by bored-to-be-here Adam Sandler and his The Perfect Guy Fri-Sun 12:05, 2:35, 5:05. 7:55, 10:30; Hotel Transylvania 2 Fri-Thu 11:15am, 11:45am, 12:30, pals. 106 minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio) Mon-Thu 12:05, 2:35, 5:05. 7:55 1:00, 2:10, 2:40, 3:10, 4:50, 5:20, 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, Grandma Fri-Sun 12:55, 3:05, 5:15, 7:25, 9:35; Mon-Tue 9:10, 9:40 Straight Outta Compton 12:55, 3:05, 5:15, 7:25 Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials Fri-Thu 1:45, 4:35, 7:30, F. Gary Gray ( The Italian Job, The Negotiator ) directs Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials Fri-Sun 1:00, 4:10, 7:20, 10:20 10:25; Mon-Tue 1:00, 4:10, 7:20 this dutiful biopic relating the origin story of Black Mass Fri-Thu 11:30am, 2:15, 4:55, 7:35, 10:25 Black Mass Fri-Sun 1:50, 4:45, 7:40, 10:40; Mon-Tue 1:50, The Visit Fri-Thu 12:45, 3:00, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30 controversial, groundbreaking LA rap group NWA. 4:45, 7:40 O’Shea Jackson Jr. is particularly convincing as the The Visit Fri-Sun 12:30, 2:55, 5:20, 8:00, 10:35; Mon-Tue young Ice Cube—not too surprising, considering he’s MOVIES 8 12:30, 2:55, 5:20, 8:00 4591 San Mateo NE • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1194 Cube’s son. The film has generated some serious A Walk in the Woods Fri-Sun 1:50, 4:25, 7:05, 9:45; Sun buzz; too bad it’s so by-the-numbers. 147 minutes. 7:05, 9:45; Mon-Tue 1:50, 4:25, 7:05; Thu 1:50, 4:25 Me and Earl and the Dying Girl Fri-Thu 4:10, 10:10 R. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century 14 Jurassic World Fri-Sun 1:25, 4:40, 7:35, 10:30; Mon 1:25, American Ultra Fri-Thu 1:40, 4:20, 7:40, 10:20 Downtown, Century Rio) 4:40, 7:35; Tue 1:25, 4:40; Wed-Thu 1:25 Vacation Fri-Thu 12:40, 3:50, 6:40, 9:30 Straight Outta Compton Fri-Sun 12:20, 3:40, 7:00, 10:20; Fantastic Four Fri-Thu 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 Un Gallo con Muchos Huevos Mon-Wed 12:20, 3:40, 7:00; Thu 12:20, 3:40 Avengers: Age of Ultron 3D Fri-Thu 1:20, 4:50, 8:20 Evidently popular in Latin America, the Mexican Avengers: Age of Ultron Fri-Thu 11:50am, 3:20, 7:00, 9:50 series “Huevo Cartoon” gets the big-screen CGI CENTURY RIO Max Fri-Thu 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30 treatment. In it, a literal and figurative “chicken” I-25 & Jefferson • 1 (800) 326-3264 San Andreas Fri-Thu 1:00, 7:10 (voiced by Bruno Bichir) joins forces with his San Andreas 3D Fri-Thu 11:40am, 2:40, 5:40, 8:40 farmyard friends (most of whom are eggs— Attack on Titan—Part One Wed 7:30 presumably because they’re easier to draw) to save Ghost Sun 2:00, Wed 2:00, 7:00 MOVIES WEST his home. In order to accomplish that, our timid hero The Green Inferno Fri-Sat 11:45am, 2:25, 5:05, 7:45, 10:25 9201 Coors NW • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1247 must transform himself into a scrappy rooster. ... The Intern Fri-Sat 11:20am, 12:55, 2:30, 4:05, 5:40, 7:15, Yeah, this appears to be a kids’ cartoon about 8:50, 10:25, 12:01; Sun-Thu 11:20am, 12:55, 2:30, 4:05, Vacation Fri-Thu 12:20, 3:20, 6:20, 9:20 cockfighting. The title means “The Rooster with Many 5:40, 7:15, 8:50, 10:25 American Ultra Fri-Thu 12:10, 3:10, 6:10, 9:10 Eggs” or, colloquially speaking, “The Cock with Big Everest 3D Fri-Sat 12:15, 1:15, 3:25, 4:25, 6:35, 7:35, Fantastic Four Fri-Thu 12:15, 3:15, 6:15, 9:15 Testicles.” In Spanish with English subtitles. 98 9:45, 10:45 Avengers: Age of Ultron 3D Fri-Thu 2:30, 6:35, 10:00 Everest Fri-Sat 11:15am, 2:25, 5:35, 8:45, 11:55; Sun minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio) Avengers: Age of Ultron Fri-Thu 12:40, 4:10, 7:40 11:15am, 2:25, 5:35, 8:45 Max Fri-Thu 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30 The Visit Hotel Transylvania 2 3D Fri-Thu 12:00, 2:40, 3:35, 5:20, San Andreas 3D Fri-Thu 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 8:00, 8:55, 10:45; San Andreas Fri-Thu 12:00, 3:00, 6:00, 9:00 Writer-director M Night Shyamalan ( The Sixth Sense, Hotel Transylvania 2 Fri-Sat 11:10am, 12:55, 1:50, 4:30, The Village, Lady in the Water, The Happening ) dials 6:15, 7:10, 9:50, 11:35; Sun-Thu 11:10am, 12:55, 1:50, back the preposterous plot twists for this simple, low- RIO RANCHO PREMIERE CINEMA 4:30, 6:15, 7:10, 9:50 1000 Premiere Parkway • 994-3300 budget, “found footage” shocker. A pair of tweens Mission: Impossible—Rogue Nation Fri-Thu 3:50, 10:30; (Olivia DeJonge and Ed Oxenbould) are shipped off Sun-Thu 3:50 Everest 3D Fri-Thu 2:30, 8:30 to the rural farm of the grandparents they’ve never Grandma Fri-Thu 11:30am, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30 Hotel Transylvania 2 3D Fri-Thu 12:35, 3:15, 5:45, 8:05, met. Unfortunately, Nana (Deanna Dunagan) and Pop Black Mass Fri-Sat 11:05am, 12:40, 2:15, 3:50, 5:25, 10:40 Pop (Peter McRobbie) seem a little ... weird. This 7:00, 8:35, 10:10, 11:45; Sun 11:05am, 12:40, 2:15, The Intern Fri-Thu 11:00am, 2:00, 5:00, 8:00 winking, modern riff on “Hansel & Gretel” is a fun, 3:50, 5:25, 7:00, 8:35, 10:10 The Green Inferno Fri-Thu 11:05am, 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, 9:45 PG-13 horror-comedy that works far better than Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials Fri-Sat 12:40, 1:45, 2:50, Everest Fri-Thu 11:30am, 5:30 expected. Reviewed in v24 i37. 94 minutes. PG-13. 4:00, 5:05, 7:20, 8:25, 9:30, 10:40, 11:40; Sun-Thu Hotel Transylvania 2 Fri-Thu 11:20am, 2:00, 4:40, 7:20, (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Century 12:40, 1:45, 2:50, 4:00, 5:05, 7:20, 8:25, 9:30, 10:40 10:00 14 Downtown, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque) Captive Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:45, 4:25, 7:10, 10:00 Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials Fri-Thu 11:10am, 12:30, The Visit Fri-Thu 11:25am, 2:15, 5:00, 7:50, 10:30 2:15, 3:40, 5:30, 6:50, 8:45, 10:00 A Walk in the Woods The Perfect Guy Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30, 10:20 Black Mass Fri-Thu 11:40am, 2:40, 5:50, 9:00 Robert Redford and Nick Nolte star in this innocuous 90 Minutes in Heaven Fri-Thu 11:30am, 6:20 90 Minutes in Heaven Fri-Thu 12:40, 3:40, 6:35, 9:40 adaptation of Bill Bryson’s equally innocuous Un Gallo con Muchos Huevos Fri-Thu 11:15am, 1:55, 4:35, The Visit Fri-Thu 12:25, 3:00, 5:35, 8:10, 10:40 nonfiction book. Redford is the conservative, stay-at- 7:15, 10:00 A Walk in the Woods Fri-Thu 11:05am, 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, home type of guy. Nolte is the troubled ne’er-do-well. A Walk in the Woods Fri-Thu 11:10am, 2:00, 4:50, 7:45, 9:45 10:40 Together these two mismatched old pals reunite and War Room Fri-Thu 1:10, 4:00, 7:05, 10:00 War Room Fri-Thu 12:35, 3:45, 6:55, 10:05 vow to hike the entire Appalachian Trail. 104 minutes. Straight Outta Compton Fri-Thu 11:10am, 2:35, 6:00, 9:25 No Escape Fri—Thu 4:15, 10:35 Ant-Man Fri-Thu 12:25, 3:25, 6:25, 9:25 R. (Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Rancho Straight Outta Compton Fri-Thu 6:50, 10:20 Premiere Cinema) Pixels Fri-Sat 12:30, 7:05; Mon-Thu 12:30 SUB THEATER Ant-Man Fri-Sat 1:10, 7:20; Sun 7:20; Mon-Thu 1:10, 7:20 UNM (Student Union Building Room 1003) • 277-5608 War Room Minions Fri-Thu 11:05am, 1:40, 4:15 From the writer-director of such Christian films as The Sound of Music Fri 6:00; Sat 6:00; Sun 3:00 Facing the Giants, Fireproof and Courageous comes Manhattan Short Film Festival Thu 7:30 this drama about a “seemingly perfect” African- COTTONWOOD STADIUM 16 Cottonwood Mall • 897-6858 American family who try to fix their problems (hubby grapples with “temptation”—maybe from Ashley UNM MIDWEEK MOVIES Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. UNM (Student Union Building Room 1003) • 277-4706 Madison?) with the help of an older, wiser, Bible- endorsing woman. Spoiler alert: All they need is GUILD CINEMA Minions Tue 8:00; Wed 4:00, 7:00; Thu 3:30 prayer. 120 minutes. PG. (Century Rio, Rio Rancho 3405 Central NE • 255-1848 Premiere Cinema) WINROCK STADIUM 16 IMAX & RPX Call Me Lucky Fri-Mon 3:30, 8:00 2100 Louisiana Blvd. NE • 881-2220 The Look of Silence Fri-Mon 5:45 Love Live! The School Idol Movie Fri-Sat 10:15 Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times.

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Showtime is demonstrate why the genre has conquered the Younger Than Yesterday but the single version at 9pm. known universe with glowsticks, tubes of Vicks was backed with “Everybody’s Been Burned,” Vaporub and a beat that is thick with which I suppose says something a bit darker Friday glitchified yet ambient melodicism. Admission about the outcomes of some musical The plutonic aftermath of a world gone metal for this trippy trip to electro-land is $20-25. trajectories. Nonetheless, it’s exciting stuff, will be on exhibit at Launchpad (618 Central The gig goes down at about 9pm. filled with the wonder every band must feel as SW) when The Skull visits on Friday, Sept. Songwriters Mark Godwin and Jeff Farrow they sway and arch toward ascendancy. That’s 25. Comprised of former members of Tuesday a feeling I intend to transmit to you, dear doomsters Trouble, The Skull has a guitarist Fast forward to Tuesday, Sept. 29. By then aking music from the ground up can reader, as you inch your way through this writ, named Lothar, dudes. Listening to output such you’ll be rested up. Perhaps enough so that you be a complex yet infinitely rewarding as For Those Which Are Asleep has an effect might fully enjoy the soulful sonic sojourns of process. Last weekend I had an searching for the source—embodied as musical M akin to immersion in boiling lead; it’s that hot, post-britpop band Glass Animals and the low- amazing opportunity to participate in some experience, Burque style. heavy and mind-melting. Joining The Skull on fi exuberance of Hinds . They’ll be at Sunshine of the activities that guide musicians along Theater (120 Central SW) that night. Like a path that begins with an idea and Thursday their rampage will be Nuevo Mexicano Hanta , other Oxfordshire oddfellows such as culminates in performance. Songwriters Zines are a thing. Even in the age of social infamous for a tremulous and growling record Mark Godwin and Jeff Farrow presented media, the printed page takes precedence as a known as Unsanitary Coral Extraction . Sandia Radiohead, Glass Animals supplements their their new work at the New Mexico Jazz fantastically rewarding media format. Hell, just Man , a proto-metal Duke City ensemble rock and roll diet with wholesome doses of Workshop. Godwin is from New York, check out the Alibi for proof of the latter whose caveman rock features fiery granite electronica and the occasional reference to known for his work as a super-competent statement. Anywho, Sister (407 Central NW) stones transformed into stunningly sludgy R&B. Contrariwise, supporting ensemble guitarist and producer. Farrow, a singer with hosts a benefit for ABQ Zine Fest on riffage is also on the night’s agenda. Prey For Hinds, straight outta Madrid en España , an awesome vibrato and stage presence was Thursday, Sept. 24. Fronted by local artist- Kali , a terror-inducing trio from Burque opens portray rocanrol music as a gritty chunk of formerly featured as the front man for local provocateur Marya Errin Jones, Zine Fest the show with the darkly intricate invocations otherwise super-tasty bubblegum stolen rockers The Cobra Effect. Together, the revitalized the community with its DIY of guitarist Eric Paulk. Their rhythm section, directly from the mouth of Nico or Maureen duo is in the midst of creating a new sound; sensibility and artistry. Josh Vigil and Reuben Castillo, have been Tucker. Let loosely brilliant pop gems like ambitious, ornate pop with far-reaching The sound behind Jones’ vision comes known to scare the bejesus outta Shiva “Chili Town” and “Bamboo” ramble rockingly possibilities. I spoke to them afterwards to forward that evening in support of the fifth himself, which is no mean feat. Tickets to a out the minds and instruments of Carlota learn more about the journey they are annual fest, to be held Oct. 10 at the Tannex scene similar to that envisioned by Dante and Cosials, Ana Garcia Perrote, Ade Martin and undertaking. and Graft. The bill is laden with some of guided by Virgil cost a mere $10. You gotta be Amber Grimbergen prior to indulging the Albuquerque’s grandest musical outfits. 21+ and overwhelmed by sin to enter. The lovely “Lotus Flower”-like tendencies of Glass Alibi: Tell our readers about your new gate yawns wide at 8pm and the music Animals. Together, these groups may transport musical project Constant Harmony , the multi-tentacled . begins at 9:30pm. you to the other side of the pop pond. $17 is Mark: About ten years ago, I decided I was progeny of local sound recordist/studio wizard Lee Sillery will do a set. Sillery’s sister Jenny what a ticket costs here. Doors are at 7pm with going to form an alt-rock band. My vision aural activities to be activated at 8:30pm. at the time was to create a band like The adds a haunting glow to Lee’s shoe gaze-worthy Saturday Who or The Rolling Stones, which work with vocals reminiscent of a summer After gleefully wrecking your eternal soul on With the variations available in our town’s basically had a singer/guitarist duo forming storm on the western horizon. If their part of Friday night, wouldn’t you like to fall into a the core of the group. I was never able to the bill is like the tuneage on their latest trance as you dance away the following realm of rock, who wouldn’t want to be a star, come across a singer that fit with what I release Peace Virus , audiences should come evening? The probability of such can be or a listener, for that matter? And speaking of was doing in New York. It wasn’t until I away pleasantly submerged in deep desert enhanced by the concert to be given by Dutch variations, did I mention the Patti Smith moved to Albuquerque that I was able to water. Punk rockers Rudest Priest —whose EDM arhat Ferry Corsten . He’ll be at The Group does a version of that Byrd’s tune? It do that. I heard Jeff playing here in town knowing nod toward OG outfits like Dead Stage at Santa Ana Star (54 Jemez Dam, absolutely fucking rocks. You can listen to it and asked him to listen to a song I had Milkmen and Icky and the Yuks is more Bernalillo) on Saturday, Sept. 26. Also known online, but promise me a couple things, okay? written. He liked the song, I liked his affirmation than derivation—add speedy fun as System F and the Moonman, Corsten is First, that you’ll go check out the scene sound. So we decided to collaborate. to the action. Neo-prog-rock soulsters Time notable for a progressive take on breakbeat- afterwards; second, don’t forget who you are: Wound and the inimitable DJ Mello open. For infused trance. His pre-millennial work You’re a rock and roll star. a delineated the Euro-trance faction of Music Interview continues on page 24 only three bones and an ID that proclaims SEPTEMBER 24-30 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [23 ] IMBIBE Ryan Shea • 10pm • FREE Music Interview continued from page 23 LAUNCHPAD B0rns Happy Hour show • acoustic • 6pm • FREE • Music The Intelligence • post-punk, Lo-Fi, experimental • Get Initially we wrote four songs; that began Action • Holy Glories • 9:30pm in January. We felt we had to have Calendar LOUNGE 54 @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Tijerina Acoustic substantive material to make our next Trio • rock-blues • 9pm • FREE move and spent the spring and summer LOW SPIRITS The Lonn Calanca Band • contemporary jam • writing. Now we’re talking about putting a 9pm • $5 MARBLE BREWERY WESTSIDE TAP ROOM Kitty Jo Creek • band together. Our songs reflect bluegrass, jazz • 6pm • FREE experiences from our lives. THURSDAY SEP 24 MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Kyle Martin • country • 1:30pm • Paradox • 6pm • FREE Jeff: I played with The Cobra Effect for BEN MICHAEL’S Gerald Lujan Latin Jam Session • 7pm • FREE N’AWLINS MARDI GRAS CAFE Cornbread Blues Trio • Chicago about three years until the end of 2014. THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Chris blues • 6pm • FREE Ravin Showcase • blues • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! Mark and I are continuing to the next RANCHERS CLUB Lindy Gold • piano • 7pm • FREE level with a challenging but listenable take DIRTY BOURBON Tyler Stephens • country, southern rock • 9pm • $5 ROOSEVELT PARK Scotty & the Atomics • noon • Donation • ALL -AGES! on rock music that we believe listeners will ESKE’S BREW PUB , Taos Dustin Prinz • singer-songwriter • really identify with. 6:30pm • FREE SAN FELIPE CASINO HOLLYWOOD , San Felipe Pueblo The Westwind Band • country • 9pm • FREE HOTEL ANDALUZ Jesus Bas y MÁS • 7pm • ALL -AGES! SAVOY WINE BAR & GRILL The Real Matt Jones • 6pm • FREE IMBIBE Throwback with DJ Flo Fader • 9pm • FREE I was really struck by the complexity of what I STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Ferry Corsten • LAUNCHPAD Thee Oh Sees • garage rock, psychedelic rock • electronica, EDM, trance • 9pm • $20 -$25 heard, it reminded me of work by Mini Mansions Canyonlands • Train Conductor • 9:30pm • $12 ST. CLAIR WINERY & BISTRO Saudage • 6pm • FREE for instance. Your music seems to be informed LIZARD TAIL BREWING Kamikaze Karaoke • 7:30pm • FREE • by a plethora of influences … where are you all ALL -AGES! SUNSHINE THEATER RATATAT • rocktronica • Hot Sugar • 9pm • $25 coming from, musically speaking? LOW SPIRITS Radio La Chusma • Latin, reggae • Rebecca Arscott and One Heart Fyah • 9pm • $8 TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK In The Mix: Homegirls Mark: I love the shine and the jangle of Records • Dj Nicolatron • Dj Bea • Dj Jill • Dj Tahnee • 8pm • MARBLE BREWERY Rene Reyes Band • folk, rock ’n’ roll • FREE the guitar. So anything along the lines of 7pm • FREE TRIPLE SEVENS , Isleta Casino Exit Zero • 9:30pm The Byrds, The Smiths and R.E.M has had MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Joshua Klyda • blues, folk • 6pm • FREE VERNON’S SPEAKEASY Lori Michaels • jazz piano, vocals • PUEBLO HARVEST CAFÉ Todd Tijerina • blues, rock • 6pm • quite an effect on me personally and as a 7pm • FREE songwriter, too. Jeff comes from a grungier $10 • ALL -AGES! Q BAR Latin Gold Thursday with DJ Aztech Sol • 8pm • FREE point of view, his heart is made of grunge. RANCHERS CLUB Lindy Gold • piano • 6:30pm • FREE SUNDAY SEP 27 SANDIA RESORT & CASINO Ricky Martin • latin, pop, dance, Spanish • 7:30pm • $55 -$75 • ALL -AGES! ALBUQUERQUE CENTER FOR SPIRITUAL LIVING Sweet With those sorts of wide-ranging but pop-based Reprise • jazz • 7pm • $20 • ALL -AGES! aspirations in your ken, where do you see this SAVOY WINE BAR & GRILL Cynical Bird • rock, pop, Americana • 6pm • FREE LAUNCHPAD I’m From Duke City featuring Albuquerque’s Best project going? SISTER ABQ Zine Fest Fundraiser • Time Wound • Rudest Priest • Unsigned Talent • 4:15pm • $10 -$15 Mark: We’d like to start rehearsing a band Constant Harmony • DJ Mello • 9pm • $3 MARBLE BREWERY Detroit Lightning • jam band • 5pm • FREE soon with the goal of debuting at SXSW ST. CLAIR WINERY & BISTRO Lab Cats • 6pm • FREE MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid Dustin Prinz • singer-songwriter • 7pm • FREE next March. I think we’d do well in ZINC WINE BAR & BISTRO Von Strantz • indie, Americana, soul • 9pm • FREE SISTER Electric Funeral • heavy metal • Mugen Hoso • 9pm • approaching small festival audiences, FREE Telluride for example. I don’t want to go FRIDAY SEP 25 SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe Arc Iris • jazz, experimental, orchestral, any further in terms of predictions, but country • 7:30pm • $10 VERNON’S SPEAKEASY Bob Tate • solo piano • 6pm • FREE we’re both really determined and focused, BIEN SHUR Kari Simmons Group • R&B, funk, soul • 9pm -1am so anything’s possible. THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho The MONDAY SEP 28 Jeff: When we write songs, we always Watermelon Mountain Jug Band • bluegrass, folk • 8pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! end up in a totally different place from BLU PHOENIX VENUE Bruiser Fest • Burden of the Dead • THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Marty where we started—which is something Polyhedra • When Darkness Falls • Desecrated Humanity • Peifer • folk, blues, country-western • 7pm • FREE • 6pm • $10 • ALL -AGES! ALL -AGES! that may mirror our trajectory as a band. LAUNCHPAD Toxic Holocaust • thrash metal • Lord Dying • It’s a journey, but we can’t predict where CASA ESENCIA Dj Sez • Josh Burg • 9pm • $10 -$20 DIRTY BOURBON Rick Trevino • country • 9pm • $10 Torture Victim • Visions Of Death • 7:30pm • $13 we’re going. That’s an intrinsic part of the DUKE CITY SOUND STAGE Almost Lost • The Sweet Struggle • LIZARD TAIL BREWING Open Mic Jam Night • 7pm experience. Eye of Orion • Right On, Kid • 7pm • $8 • ALL -AGES! MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Merican Slang • funk • 6pm • FREE ISLETA AMPHITHEATER Def Leppard • hard rock, classic rock, TRACTOR BREWING TAPROOM Virginia Creepers • jam • 7:30pm • FREE Do you all have a name for your new 80s • Styx • Tesla • 7pm • $25 -$109 LAUNCHPAD The Skull • doom metal, heavy metal • Hanta • rock and roll project? Sandia Man • Prey For Kali • 9:30pm • $10 TUESDAY SEP 29 Jeff: We’re going to wait until we have LOW SPIRITS Ryan McGarvey • blues, guitar • 8pm • $10 players in place. Since Mark and I don’t MARBLE BREWERY Markland • blues, rock • 8pm • FREE BEN MICHAEL’S Joe Daddy Blues Jam Session • 7pm • FREE MARBLE BREWERY WESTSIDE TAP ROOM Kyle Martin Band • THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Blue have a name yet, we’re hopping to raise Collar Jazz Group • jazz • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! interest in what we’re doing through the country, rock ’n’ roll • 6pm • FREE MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid Joshua Klyda • blues, folk • The CARAVAN EAST Night Breeze • country • 5pm • FREE internet. Our past projects and well as Shiners Club Jazz Band • 5pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! FAT SQUIRREL PUB & GRILLE , Rio Rancho Geeks Who information about our latest endeavors can MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Skip Batchelor • 1:30pm • Still Rockn’ • Drink • 6:30pm • FREE be seen and heard at 6pm • FREE LAUNCHPAD Mac Sabbath • McDonalds-themed Black Sabbath cover band • Black Pussy • 9:30pm • $15 www.triplepointsound.com. We’ve already N’AWLINS MARDI GRAS CAFE Dan Dowling • Jazz, Blues Guitar • 6pm • FREE MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid Cactus Slim & the Goatheads • started to get feedback on what we’re PUEBLO HARVEST CAFÉ Soul Kitchen • blues, soul • 6pm • blues jam • 7pm • FREE doing. $10 • ALL -AGES! Q BAR Piano Bar with John Cousins • 5pm Q BAR DJ Tommy Gallagher • 9pm • FREE SISTER One Drop • reggae • Mondo Vibrations • 9pm • $5 SUNSHINE THEATER Glass Animals • indie rock, psychedelic What kind of reaction have you had so far? SAN FELIPE CASINO HOLLYWOOD , San Felipe Pueblo Slo Burnin’ • country • 9pm • FREE pop • Hinds • 8:30pm • $17 Mark: What’s really interesting is that the SCALO NORTHERN ITALIAN GRILL Claudio Tolousse Group • songs we thought were the strongest soul, blues • 8:30pm • FREE WEDNESDAY SEP 30 weren’t necessarily the songs the audience SISTER dBridge • drum and bass, electronic • 9pm • $5 liked. The group at the Jazz Workshop SNEAKERZ Jo Jo Rising • variety • 6pm • FREE BEN MICHAEL’S Asher Barreras Jazz Jam Session • 7pm • FREE STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo DJ Devin • house, THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Jil Cohn • event tended to identify with the quieter, dance • Chris de Jesus • 9pm • $0 -$10 country, folk, Americana • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! easier work. Jeff and myself tend to ST. CLAIR WINERY & BISTRO Shane Wallin • soul, pop • 6pm • KIVA AUDITORIUM , Albuquerque Convention Center Gaither • gravitate to the heavy stuff. One song that FREE Southern gospel • 7pm • $25 -$39 • ALL -AGES! everyone agreed was great is called “Catch STONE FACE TAVERN Mystic Vic Blues Band • 8:30pm • FREE LAUNCHPAD Natty Vibes • reggae, rock, pop • Rebecca Arscott the Sun.” Some people said that it could TRIPLE SEVENS , Isleta Casino Exit Zero • 9:30pm & One Heart Fyah • Rude Boyz • BuddhaFunk • 9pm • $10 VERNON’S SPEAKEASY Calvin Appleberry • solo piano, jazz, MARBLE BREWERY Decker. • psychedelic desert folk • 5pm • potentially be a really big hit and we agree R&B • 7pm • FREE FREE that it is among our best songs. Generally MARBLE BREWERY WESTSIDE TAP ROOM Clark Libbey • we’ve had a very encouraging beginning. acoustic folk, rock • 3pm • FREE SATURDAY SEP 26 RANCHERS CLUB Lindy Gold • piano • 6:30pm • FREE SISTER Leftover Soul • 9pm Next week, the trip from ideas to demos to THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho The Keys • 8pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! SUNSHINE THEATER Brandon Flowers • synthpop, alternative touring band takes shape as Godwin and CARAVAN EAST Power Drive Band • country • Daniel Gallegos y rock, singer-songwriter • Rey Pila • 8pm • $25 Farrow describe the next steps on their Sangre Joven • Spanish, variety • 5pm • $7 TRIPLE SEVENS , Isleta Casino Whiskey & Women • 9:30pm road to rock and roll. a DIRTY BOURBON Tyler Stephens • country, southern rock • 9pm • $5 [24 ] WEEKLY ALIBI SEPTEMBER 24-30 , 2015 SEPTEMBER 24-30 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [25 ] [26 ] WEEKLY ALIBI SEPTEMBER 24-30 , 2015 Free Will Astrology | Horoscopes by rob brezsny

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You are destined to feeling for your refined, dignified tribe; too lush and become a master of fire. It’s your birthright to become unruly. But I disagree with that view. Faulkner himself skilled in the arts of kindling and warming and was a Libra! And I am quite sure that you are now or illuminating and energizing. Eventually you will develop will soon be like a wet seed in the hot blind earth— a fine knack for knowing when it’s appropriate to turn fierce to sprout and grow with almost feral abandon. the heat up high, and when it’s right to simmer with a slow, steady glow. You will wield your flames with SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You and I both know that discernment and compassion, rarely or never with you can heal the sick and raise the dead and turn water prideful rage. You will have a special power to into wine—or at least perform the metaphorical accomplish creative destruction and avoid harmful equivalent of those magical acts. Especially when the destruction. I’m pleased at the progress you are making pressure is on, you have the power to attract the help toward these noble goals, but there’s room for of mysterious forces and unexpected interventions. I improvement. During the next eight weeks, you can love that about you! When people around you are speed up your evolution. rendered fuzzy and inert by life’s puzzling riddles, you are often the best hope for activating constructive TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Taurus-born physicist responses. According to my analysis of upcoming Wolfgang Pauli won a Nobel Prize for his research. His cosmic trends, these skills will be in high demand accomplishment? The Nobel Committee said he during the coming weeks. discovered “a new law of nature,” and named it after him: the Pauli Principle. And yet when he was a SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Some astrologers younger man, he testified, “Physics is much too regard the planet Saturn as a sour tyrant that cramps difficult for me and I wish I were a film comedian or our style and squelches our freedom. But here’s my something like that and that I had never heard hypothesis: Behind Saturn’s austere mask is a anything about physics!” I imagine you might now be benevolent teacher and guide. She pressures us to feeling a comparable frustration about something for focus and concentrate. She pushes us to harness and which you have substantial potential, Taurus. In the discipline our unique gifts. It’s true that some people spirit of Pauli’s perseverance, I urge you to keep at it. resist these cosmic nudges. They prefer to meander all over the place, trying out roles they’re not suited for GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In 1921, the French city of and indulging in the perverse luxury of neglecting their Biarritz hosted an international kissing contest. After deepest desires. For them Saturn seems like a dour evaluating the participants’ efforts, the panel of judges taskmaster, spoiling their lazy fun. I trust that you declared that Spanish kisses were “vampirish,” while Sagittarians will develop a dynamic relationship with those of Italians were “burning,” English were “tepid,” Saturn as she cruises through your sign for the next Russians were “eruptive,” French were “chaste,” and 26 months. With her help, you can deepen your Americans were “flaccid.” Whatever nationality you devotion to your life’s most crucial goals. are, Gemini, I hope you will eschew those paradigms— and all other paradigms, as well. Now is an excellent CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The coming weeks time to experiment with and hone your own unique will be a favorable time to break a spell you’ve been style of kissing. I’m tempted to suggest that you raise under or shatter an illusion you have been caught up in your levels of tenderness and wildness, but I’d rather or burst free from a trance you have felt powerless to you ignore all advice and trust your intuition. escape. If you are moved to seek help from a shaman, witch or therapist, please do so. But I bet you could CANCER (June 21-July 22): The astrological omens accomplish the feat all by yourself. Trust your hunches! suggest you could get caught up in dreaming about Here’s one approach you could try: Tap into both your what might have been. I’m afraid you might cling to primal anger and your primal joy. In your mind’s eye, outworn traditions and resuscitate wistful wishes that envision situations that tempt you to hate life and have little relevance for the future. You may even be envision situations that inspire you to love life. With tempted to wander through the labyrinth of your this volatile blend as your fuel, you can explode the memories, hoping to steep yourself in old feelings that hold of the spell, illusion or trance. weren’t even good medicine for you when you first experienced them. But I hope you will override these AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “Go to the edge of the inclinations and instead act on the aphorism, “If you cliff and jump off. Build your wings on the way down.” don’t study the past, you will probably repeat it.” Right So advised author Ray Bradbury. That strategy is too now, the best reason to remember the old days is to nerve-wracking for a cautious person like me. I prefer rebel against them and prevent them from draining to meticulously build and thoroughly test my wings your energy. before trying a quantum leap. But I have observed that Aquarius is one of the three signs of the zodiac most LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You may laugh more in the next likely to succeed with this approach. And according to 14 days than you have during any comparable 14—day my astrological calculations, the coming weeks will be period since you were five years old. At least I hope a time when your talent for building robust wings in you will. It will be the best possible tonic for your mid-air will be even more effective than usual. physical and mental health. Even more than usual, laughter has the power to heal your wounds, alert you PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You are being tempted to to secrets hiding in plain sight and awaken your make deeper commitments and to give more of dormant potentials. Luckily, I suspect that life will yourself. Should you? Is it in your interests to mingle conspire to bring about this happy development. A your destiny more thoroughly with the destinies of steady stream of antics and whimsies and amusing others? Will you benefit from trying to cultivate more paradoxes is headed your way. Be alert for the engaged forms of intimacy? As is true for most big opportunities. questions, there are no neat, simple answers. Exploring stronger connections would ultimately be VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It’s a favorable time to both messy and rewarding. Here’s an inquiry that might fantasize about how to suck more cash into your life. bring clarity as you ponder the possibility of merging You have entered a phase when economic mojo is your fortunes more closely with allies or potential easier to conjure than usual. Are you ready to engage allies: Will deeper commitments with them inspire you in some practical measures to take advantage of the to love yourself dearly, treat yourself with impeccable cosmic trend? And by that I don’t mean playing the kindness and be a superb ally to yourself? lottery or stealing strangers’ wallets or scanning the sidewalk for fallen money as you stroll. Get intensely real and serious about enhancing your financial HOMEWORK: FORMULATE YOUR GAME PLAN FOR HUNTING DOWN HAPPINESS DURING THE LAST THREE fortunes. What are three specific ways you’re ignorant MONTHS OF 2015. FREEWILLASTROLOGY.COM about getting and handling money? Educate yourself. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “I feel like a wet seed wild Go to realastrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny’s expanded weekly audio horoscopes and daily text message horoscopes. The audio in the hot blind earth,” wrote author William Faulkner. horoscopes are also available by phone at (877) 873-4888 or Some astrologers would say that it’s unlikely a Libra (900) 950-7700. would ever say such a thing—that it’s too primal a

SEPTEMBER 24-30, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [27 ] straight dOpe | advice frOm the abyss by cecil adams On a bicycle, should you go with or against the flow of traffic? If walking or bicycling on a street that doesn't have sidewalks, I've always been taught to do so in the direction of the street traffic, which seems to be dogma. I would think going against traffic would theoretically be safer—allowing a view of oncoming cars and possibly crucial eye contact with drivers. Certainly easier to spot an impaired driver that's weaving on the road facing forward rather than backward. Your thoughts?

—George Kuritza, Park Ridge, ILL George, did you ever see those bumper stickers that say “My karma ran over your dogma”? Suffice it to say your dogma’s in a vulnerable areas? Driving. In 2013 rural areas accounted for 54 position here. In places where no sidewalks exist, percent of fatal motor vehicle crashes in the United walkers and runners are advised to travel in the States and only 19 percent of its population.) opposite direction of motor vehicle traffic —that’s to But people have been drinking and jaywalking say, on the left side of the road, if we’re assuming an forever. Why all the alarming statistics lately? American layout. The logic behind this is pretty Setting aside issues of drivers’ conduct, since that’s much as you present it: They’ll be in a better not what you asked about: What’s changed position to spot, say, a drunk or distracted driver pedestrian behavior in this century? careening at them on the highway ahead. Phones, for one. A 2013 study out of Ohio State The same doesn’t hold true for biking. That’s as it University tracked emergency-room cases between should be: According to the League of American 2004 and 2010 reporting injury related to cell Bicyclists, bikers traveling against traffic are three phone use while walking and found the annual times more likely to be involved in an accident. It’s a number had doubled to 1,500 in that period. Mind dangerous practice for a number of reasons. Say you, these didn’t all involve automobiles; no doubt you meet another cyclist traveling in the opposite some were pedestrian-lamppost collisions. In one (i.e., correct) direction—somebody’s gotta swerve reported case, a “14-year-old boy walking down a out into the road to make way. (Courtesy suggests it road while talking on a cell phone fell 6 to 8 feet off be you, seeing as you’re the one on the wrong side a bridge into a rock-strewn ditch, suffering chest of the road.) Drivers don’t expect to see cyclists and shoulder injuries.” Injuries were highest, traveling toward them and often aren’t on the unsurprisingly, among the 16-to-25-year-old set. lookout—like when they’re turning left into an The situation is different with bikes. A study out intersection. And then there’s simple physics: a this month found a 28 percent increase in adult bike head-on car-bike collision will be of a magnitude injuries between 1998 and 2013—from 96 to 123 more violent than a bump from behind. per 100,000 people. The rise was especially Oh, and it’s illegal. Laws in most states currently prevalent in riders over 45, who are apparently call for bicyclists to travel as far to the right as taking to the bike lanes in droves. That said, it’s not practicable—AFRAP, in the parlance—with obvious clear this indicates any problem greater than there exceptions for turning left or passing. Federal just being more bikes on the road than ever before. bodies like the National Highway Traffic Safety In that same time period, according to a Rutgers Administration also have plenty to say about biking researcher, the number of total bike trips taken rose and walking, none of it different from what I’ve laid by at least 23 percent and perhaps as much as 40 out here. In recent years, though, they’ve started percent. saying it a lot louder, as fatality stats have gotten The clearest lesson is that roads, which were markedly worse. Injury and death to cyclists and largely drawn up with car traffic in mind, are now pedestrians has been on the rise since 2009; more crowded by everybody. A May 2014 report between 2011 and 2012 alone, reports the from Smart Growth America places the blame for Department of Transportation, pedestrian deaths rising pedestrian deaths squarely on lagging urban were up 6 percent and cyclist deaths up 7 percent. planning paradigms, noting that most fatalities occur In September 2014 Secretary of Transportation in the Sunbelt—places that “grew in the post-war Anthony Foxx announced an 18-month campaign to period, mostly through rapid spread of low-density address the problem, which will include both “design neighborhoods that rely on wider streets with improvements” and public education. higher speeds to connect homes, shops and From the pedestrian perspective, it’s fairly plain schools”—and particularly along arterial streets (i.e., where the action is: namely, not out where there are urban thoroughfares designed to move lots of cars no sidewalks. In 2012, nearly three-quarters of along as quickly as possible). So your best bet pedestrian fatalities occurred in an urban setting. wherever you are is to watch your back, and your Almost 70 percent occurred away from front, and wait for transportation planners intersections, 89 percent during normal weather to catch up. a conditions and 70 percent after 6PM; 48 percent Send questions to Cecil via straightdope.com or write him c/o involved alcohol. (What’s more dangerous in rural Chicago Reader, 350 N. Orleans, Chicago 60654 [28 ] WEEKLY ALIBI SEPTEMBER 24-30, 2015 Dating WARNING

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