Elsewhere , H E Early Retirement CrlppI.. Campus SANTA BARBARA - UCSB i preparing for the worst when an expected 33 faculty members retire thi year as part of a money-saving early retirement program. An additional 88 staff members. who opted to take advantage of UCSANDIEGO THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1992 VOLUME 77, I UE 17 the UC y temwide.Voluntary Early Retirement Incentive Program, will also be leaving al ng with the faculty members on Jan. I. Officials at UCSB UCB Files Suit Against University hope the program will cut co ts and help offset budget short­ LAWSUIT: Co-ops loan money for effect, "taxation without representation" by the fal ls. Officials say that the legal action; Concern raised over admi ni tration. He added that the G A i in vacan ie will be an added "com pie! upport of the action." blow to departments like selection of Board members The UCB received a loan from the co-ops to Biological Sciences, which By Randy Katzke pay a $5,000 retaining fee to proceed with the already has to deal with Guardian Reporter suit, aid Bumett. increased student enrollment. The University Center Board (UCB) filed a Revelle Council Chair Mike Shah agreed with law uit again tthe Regen! of the University of Bumell that the elf-a sesed fee sh uld be in Students Voice California on Monday to gain acce to fund for tudent hand .1I0wever,Shahadded thatRevelle independent legal coun el. College Counsel is "not sure if the U B ~h uld OpInions of Sports At a pre conference Monday night. U B be that groupofstudenl. to control student funds ," DA VIS - Student at UC Chair hri Burnett explained that the suit, filed He argued that the U B is not a directly-elected Davis will oon have a voice in in Superior Coun t came after repeated attempt body and " represents a very small group of determining how important by the UCB to gain acce to fund that were students." ports are at UCD. The blocked by the UCSD admini tration over the He did reiterate that "Revelle College Council tudent will be the subjects of past year. doessuppon students having control of their elf­ a preliminary urvey which The UCB i attempting to retain independent assesed fee ." will aim to determine what counsel to clarify what powers are within the University General Coun el Joanna Beam student wan t in their ports university. al 0 expre ed con em overthe UCB' s represen­ program. spanning everything Burnett said that the UCB needs "a [legal] tation. She aid that the "UeB is not an ele ted from intramural to club ports opinion about what these rights are." body [and] therefore. it i not like the [elected] to NCAA athletics. TIle three­ According to Steve Dubb, Graduate Student A. ociated Studen ts who represent the entire part survey will also ask A ociation (GSA) repre entative to the U B. tudent body." The A.S . was allowed to retain UCB Chair Chris Burnett filed suit against students whether they would be the Board's inability to gain acce to funds is, in See SUIT, Page 2 the university on Monday. in favor of a fee increase to support a move to Division I. Cops Meet With Greeks at Picnic Co-opMe~rs SANTA BARBARA - A joint picnic held recently at Face Suspension UCSB allowed members of the Greek system and local law COOP CRISIS: The university enforcement officers to get threatens to suspend students together and improve commu­ nication. Fraternity and sorority involved in the Sept. textbook sale chapter presidents ate, social­ By Karen Cheng ized and played basketball with Associate News Editor more than 15 officers from the Several General Store Co-op members have Isla Vista Foot Patrol. TIle been threatened with suspension from the univer­ officers usually interact with sity for their roles in the North Conference Room the Greeks soley in response to (NCR) textbook sale in September. complaints. According to On Sept. 2 1. members of the General Store Interfraternity CounciJ Co-op occupied the NCR to sell textbooks. Later President Tom Pow ledge, "It's that morning, Un iversity Center Director Jim a step in the right direction." Carruthers notified the co-op members that they were illegally occupying university propeny. The University Center Board (UCB) had allo­ ,Inside cated the NCR in June to the General Store Co­ op to sell textbooks, but the administration sub­ The controversial RIMAC complex, depicted In this scale model, will be built north of sequently vetoed the allocation. third College unless opponents succeed In halting Its construction. According to General Store Co-op Senior Clerk Randy Corpuz, Carruthers threatened him RIMAe Construction To Begin with suspension ifhe and the other members did not vacate the NCR. To allow the resolution of CAMPUS: Opponents make last center. Five of the basketball courts, which other, more pressing mailers concerning the pos­ minute push to halt the proposed can be set up to seat 5,000 spectators, will be sible co-op eviction, the subject of suspension located in a main gym. was temporarily postponed. $34 million sports complex Tucker contends that additional sports fa­ Corpuz said that appro)Cimately five to seven By Randy Katzke cilities are necessary to accommodate UCSD' s General Store Co-op workers have been threat­ Guardian Reporter growing population. It isestimated that UCSD ened with suspension. "[They haven't] forn13l1y Construction ofthe controversial RecreationaV will have 26,000 students by the year 2005, given out notices, but they are going to file Intramural Athletic and Events Center(RIMAC) and RIMAC is necessary to meet that in­ grievance procedures. I haven't seen any paper­ LEE"SX is set to begin in January, according to As istant crease, he said. work, and [if it goes through] it would come to HIAtUS: Spike Lee creates a Vice Chancellor for Student Programs and Fa­ "The athletic needs of the students were another hearing, but we don't know anything new myth in the movie cilities Tom Tucker. determined by a survey of 4,000 students In yet," he said. Malcolm X. III The giant sports complex has been the ubject 1988," he said. "The priority of RIMAe i According to DirectorofJudicial Affairs Nick of controversy since the $70-a-quarter fee in­ intramural and recreation use by the tu­ Aguilar, the university is not allowed to disclose SPORTS: Cro -country and crease needed to build the facility passed in Feb. dents." information about specific student , including women's volleyball compete in 1990. According to RIMAC Co-Chair Doug po sible uspension . But he said that he has the NCAA Finals. 12 The administration is currently waiting on the Willen, RIMAC is "going to be a great project processed all complaints concerning the text­ last of the 19 bids submitted by contractors for students." He added that "for a campus of book sale and forwarded the information to the before construction can begin, but the A.S. is 17,000, we really don't have adequate athletic students' respective college deans. Index rushing to halt the the construction and the insti­ facilities." "The Dean of Students has the responsibility tution of the fee by placing the maner on the Not everyone is excited about the new of investigation if any charges arc filed," Aguilar UCSD BRIEF ...... 2 ballot of tile next ASUCSD election. facility, however. Opponents of RIMAC ar­ said. OPINION ...... 4 The facility will consist of seven indoor bas­ gue that the university did not follow its own If the university files charge , the students . • MEETING NOTES ...... 6 ketball or volleyball courts, a 12,OOO-square-foot guidelines in the promotion of the complex would be able to discu s the problem surround­ "tATU ...... HI weight room and a training and rehabilitation See RIMAC, Page 6 See CO-OPS, Page 6 CLA tFIED ...... 8 PORTS ...... 12 Thursday, November 19, 1992 The UCSD Guardian NEW 3 2 NEWS The UCSD Guardian Thursday, Novemruber19, 1992

eKtemal counsel," he wrote. SUIT: UeB files to In Sept. 1992. Burnett repeated Experts Argue Benefits of Immigration UCSD Professor May gain access to funds the request for legal counsel in a ETCETERA ... FORUM: UCSD pre-law ing to have 50 million people Martinez in support of immigrants' legal letter to University Center Director fraternity hosts debate I within] the neKt few years." Seeley rights. Adams said that Latinos in for counsel Jim Carruthers. He wrote lhat the Head NASA for Clinton about Mexican newcomers said. He cited 3Jl immigration law Los Angeles, both new immigr3Jlts ContInued from .... 1 "UCB and its member.> are legally CALVIN & HOBBES by Watterson that allows foreigner.> with relatives and Americancitizen . receive fewer By Frenc:\aco DeVrI_ canwomanastronautinJune 1983 independenl counsellasl mooth. entitled to use their own funds for By ChrIs Jensen in the U.S. to obtain green cards 3Jld welfare benefits. are less likely to be News Editor when she pent six days in orbit in ....------, SIQIII4. I 'fUI':. Burnell did not think thaI the this proper purpose." He asked again ~ fJ.U. MOtKI"6'i Guardian Reponer assumed that a large percentage of UCSD Physics Professor and the space shullie Challenger. That '50~ AMI) unemployed. have the lowest infant UCB 's represenlalionoflhe student that the UCB be allowed to use its S\Ii£ ~ PRrn'{. lItE. A diverse panel of expens those eligible will take advantage of fonner U.S. astronaut Sally Ride mi sion was the fir.>t in which a .1'51(, .,IQ. . F re ponded by recog­ Free Trade Agreen¥nt (NAFfA) to United States/MeKico Border Snaid focused on the economic menttothedirec­ Ride was also a trol over the money... needs to be nizing that while the UCB does need UCSD on Thursday in a discussion Project. disagreed with Seeley. The issues that complicate the U.S. rela­ torshipoftheNa­ member of the taken up with the legal counsel. it sponsored by the Phi Delta Epsilon Border Project i a human rights tionship with Mexico. Although he tional Aeronau­ Chall enger crew A.S," he said. should be provided pre-law fraternity. organization that monitor.> abuses acknowledged problems with ti cs and Space fora flight in Octo­ A.S. President by the univer.>ity. The debate. entitled "United by the Border Patrol. NAFT A, he likened the agreement Administration ber 1984 and was Mike Holmes Bumettsaid yes­ States and Mexico: Trade and Im­ "lfltheU.S.govenunent]w3Jlted to"a maniage"- something that is (NASA). training for a third agreed with the terday that "there' s migration - Problems and Solu­ to close the border. they could ...... not nece sarily perfect but can be CNN hasbeen flight when the UCB's attempt to so much at stake for tions." was intended to provide in­ said Maninez. " It· not an enforce­ mutually beneficial. report ing that Chall enger acci­ retain independent students within the II~U.O? ... t40. "'" ~ formation on the broad issues of ment issue. It's a social 3Jld eco­ Others on the panel expressed Ride. who also dent in January student facilitie c~r (c:JII£ -ro M: ~ legal counsel. In his R~~ ~ . r--y------~ trade 3Jld immigration that have nomic issue." stronger reservations about the serve as the di ­ ROier Kuo/ GuiW/1Wl 1986 stopped all eKecutive report at thai siudents should \ special relevance here in San Diego. While Seeley provided stati tics agreement. rectoroftheCali- 'shullie operations. lest night' A.S. have a right to have The participants disagreed demonstrating the burden immi­ Cuesada said he was concerned fomia Space In tilUte at UCSD, is After the Challenger disaster. meeting reponed more input on the sharply on the solutions to the grants place on state and local gov­ about the environmental damage an early favorite in the Clinton Ride served on the Presidential that he "voted for day-to-day opera­ longstanding problems of monitor­ ernments. Martinez stressed the caused by U.S. companies taking camp to head up thenation 'sspace Commission that investigated the retaining an al1or­ tions of the faci li ­ ing immigration between the United importance of immi8f3llt workers advantage ofthe lax regUlations on program. accident and lateras an assistant to ties. ney and the right for "lIIIsls an States and Mexico, and their opin­ 10 the California economy, saying the Mexic3Jl side of the border. He Clinton spokesperson Dede the NASA Administratorfor Long­ the UCB 10 U e its They hould at 1y ionsofthe newly proposed NAFTA that alien workers accept low-pay­ cited the eKample of 3Jl Americ3Jl Meyers would not confirm the re­ Range Planning. funds to do so." .xtr..... least have the right were equally polarized. ing, back-breaking work thatAmeri­ comp3Jly in Matamoros. a border ports, but said Tuesday that Ride In 1987 Ride became a physics Holme was IlftportMt I..... to retain 3Jl inde­ "Immigration is the number one can-born workers are unwilling to town near Brownsville, Texas. is "certainly a talented person ... science fellow at the Stanford Uni­ concerned about pendent legal opin­ we're juS! nOltalking li sts (at th is l() problem we are going to be facing perform. which reportedly released pollut- versity Cen ter for International the UCB' use of that students ion regarding lheir I'M ~1t4G ~'f 1l\EN I'LL ~\L£ *'" R.ETRAcr~ c.~. FtI4GE:RNA,ll'3 Lot'G . \~m \lC)1~'I'5 . 9:) r~ ~ OI'I'O'5MILE ~S . [in San Diego County)," said fed­ "We need to promote the contri­ 3Jlts into the city causi ng"grotesque " pointJ." Security and Anns Control. co-op money to should take right responsibili­ "~I/E. CL"'f4S .l\JSI l() I'R£.~SII.£ TA.IL. eration for Americ3Jl Immigration butions of the immigrants rather birth defects to fet uses that were Meyer.> did confirm that the Ridejoined the UCSD faculty ~ COMI'C1JND £,!E5. carry-out the uit. ties." lI~E 'iOO . RefOnn (FAIR) representative Ben NASA directorship is one of the very seriously••• N() f~S. No W\l'IGs .. than spreading half-truths," exposed to the tOKi n. as profe!:SOr of physics and direc­ however . " It Student over­ Seeley. Maltinez said. After the incident. the American positions that Clinton hopes to fill tor of the Califomia Space Insti­ whelmingly ap­ .. $IG\UUI ... seemedtomelthatl If they lose the According to Seeley, immigrants Other panicipants in the six-per­ comp3Jly si mply left. Cuesada al­ early in his term. tute three years ago. ~tc- / ince u maj r por­ right to operat. proved a referen­ in Califomia are taking jobs from son panel were: UCSD history Pro­ leged. Ride was frequently brought She has wrillen several books. tion of the Board's dum last year re­ U.S. citizens and draining govern­ fessor David Gonzales; Leon Snaid, Gonzales also tried to frame the up in Clinton and Vice-President including a children's book that their own que ting that the duties involve 3Jld ment resources. He called for in­ a South AfriC3Jl born lawyer who debate in hum3Jlitari3Jl terms. While elect AI Gore' stump speeches detailed her adventures in space. Univer.>ity Center potentiall y benefit facllltl.. and creased border control funding to wrote the book Newcomers Guide Snaid said that NAFTA is a trade during the campaign. particularly To Spare and Bark. fee be accessed for t he co-ops. there their own ~ . crack down on illegal immigration to Living in the USA; immigration agreement rather than a social one, when Gore was discussing the need She has twice received the the hiring of inde­ may arise some and for action that would slow the anorney Elanor Adams: and Presi­ Gonzales stressed the need for to continue space research and Jefferson Award for Public Ser­ pendent legal coun­ conflictofinterest. " 1ftOD1e., In my - eKplosive growth of California's dent of the American Associationof stricter treatment of AmeriC3Jl cor­ manned space travel. vice for her dedication to science he said. Opinion, [the sel. BRIEFLY ••. population. Immigration Lawyers Rogelio porations which take adv3Jltage of Ride had no comment on the education. According to in­ Burnell added "If we don 't do something right Cuesada. the Latino labor force on both sides report. ShealsohastwoNational Space formation provided students] will that. "thi is 3Jl eK ­ now, [the state of California] is go- Cuesada and Adams joined of the border. Ride became the first Ameri- Flight Medal . by the UCB. the be economically tremely imponant AASU Sponsors Malcolm X Seminar first attempt to gain issue that students funds was made by and politically hould fake very The Muslim Student Association and the African gene therapy trials within two years. He said that "gene therapy holds great promise tor extremely effective A p P A R E L Z 0 N E former UCB Chair seriously ... if they American Student Union will be hold a seminar on the life pow...... and beliefs of Malcolm X ton ight at the Price Center treatment of disorders such as cancer, Alzheimer's and Molly McKay in lose the right to 0p­ UCSDand Ballroom at 7 p.m. The event will feature two speakers, Parkinson·s ... [and] UCSD has many researchers poised Feb., 1992. The re­ erate their own fa­ Karim Akbar, a member of the Nation of Islam. and Phil to bring promising therapies from animal models to factory Outfet quest was denied. tlwoughout the ciliti es and their Gasper. a former UCSD professor. Followi~ the speak­ human trials." I n a leller to own monie • in my ers there will be a one-hour documentary about Malcolm Beam. McKay stat•. " opinion. l the stu­ X, and then a five rylember panel will discuss vOOous BIoconvergence Alms To Teach Clothing StOTes a~ked. "What is - UCB Chair dents] will be ec0- topics with those in attendance. The overall theme of the Importance of Preservation Ithel basis for de­ nomically and po­ evening will focus on the last year of Malcolm X's life and Chrl. Burnett his humanist philosophy. ·The goal of the program is to The UCSD Student Environmental Action Committee nying the UCB ac­ Iitically powerless educate people in general," said organizer Husham (SEAC) will be co-sponsoring a bio-convergence on cess to University at UCSD and Sharifi. Saturday. Nov. 21 at UC Davis. The event. which will be Center Fee funds to cover its legal througho ut the state." held at UC Davis Experimental College. will aim to teach expenses incurred in serving the "The time has come to clarify School of Medicine Dev.1ops peopJe why the Endangered Species Act needs to be interests of the UCSD st udent that relation hip [between the UCB New Gene 11Ierapy PrograIn defended and will strive to create strategies for preserv­ Body?" and the administration I," he added. ing bkHIiversity in various bioiegions. Students from all A new program in gene therapy has been started by over the state are e)(jleCted to attend in efforts to leam Vice ChancelJorfor Undergradu­ UCB members include a repre­ the UCSD School of Medicine to facilitate the transfer of more about sav~ endangered species. Tickets and ate Affairs Joseph Watson re­ sentative from each college. as well basic science advancements to human clinical trials. Information can be attained by calling SEAC's regional sponded by stating that independent as representatives from the A.S., the According to School of Medicine Dean John AI

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corA1ENTARY: The singing trees, mesmerized Buddhas and, most of all, UC Regents are enough to drive a Triton to drink, It's all a part of ... EDITORIAlS Be Editorial Board ON SERVICE REPAIR OF VW's and AUDI's BEN BOYCHUK. Editor In Chief ERIC SCHMIDT. Managing Editor 1lIE CURsE OF DC SAN DIEGO ~ Moster Mechanics FRANCISCO [){VRIES. News Editor M!1!III'.1:IC ==== exclusively VW and AUDI PHILIP MICHAElS. Opinion Editor By Damen ScrMton "What's yours?" I an we red. rile ucso c;.,/IIfI,atl Is IlUOhSheCl _e • week """ Urwe<1I\Y 0' tal.forno • • Son Do...,. Con'''''to Cl992. _ l"I>,ell«l _ reOtesent the mlJOrily YOte at .... tOitorialOOIIlI. end oro not Associate Opinion Editor "I have a broken leg," she aid. necessonty !hOse at the UC Boord at ReconlS. the ASUCSO. no< .... en~'. GIJ,,,,,.n staN . Whoever said "you can', drag a "Did it hurt?,' 1 replied. 1870 Miramar Road • 410-9494 good man down" obviously never "I got hit by a disabled tudent Air & W,t.r Cooled· WlinttllInee Services· Air Conditioning· Tune-Ups Rebuilt Engines. Gas & 01l1li • Electrical· C[utch ... Brlk... VI/VIS visited the UnivCl)ily ofCalifomia at services vehicle that was taking ome­ Co-op Saga -1he Final Chapter? San Diego. I used to be a good man. I one wilh a broken leg to cia ," he used to be able to talk without stuUer­ aid. The ongoing saga belween the co-ops and !he administration may ing. I used to exhibit exemplary social "They're out to get you,"l aid have finally been re olved la I week when the two sides reached an skills. I used to be sane. "They're out to get you," he re­ Loccied In the Autoport Moll • Miramar agreement on tudent organization status. The co-ops signed the I don't know what it is, but this peated. NeXl Door 10 Discount lie agreement, which will allow the administration to tran fer re 'ponsibil­ school isdrivingmecrazy. I feU asleep "Sometime I think the regents EXPIRES AllHE END Of FAll SEMESltR 1m ity and liability for Ihe co-op 10 the A ociated Students (A.S.), but TJH. &00. we -w~ at a table in the Price Center the other tole my brain. II used to be hert," I , .. tbu they signed it with reservations. ,..,.'LY. day and had the strangest dream ... Roeer Kuo/GUWd,SfI said quietly, rai ing the gun to my ~L"''''Y • N A I L SPECIALS The co-ops have a right to be unhappy - this wru. not the proposal '-y __~"r""';::::::::- I was walking down that lovely "Where I come from, temple. "And now it' gone and I rise path between Starship CUL and the to which they had initially agreed. Thi should come as no surv . cIon't need no can't even write my own name. TIu-oughout the entire negotiation proces , the admini. tration has Price Center whistl ing the theme song w. Bubble , bubbles, bubbles ... .. ACRYLIC $18 99 hown a penchant for changing details after the fact. from Bonanza. It was a typicaUy beau­ ldenllncatlon a There was a painstaking pause in to get NAILS Reg . $35 • The agreement between the admini tration and the co-ops originally tiful UCSD day. The sun was shining, mea.1y .... of beer." the conversation before the girl leaned called for the University Center Board (UCB) to grant a five-year lease the trees were singing, the Sun God acro s the table and whi pered, "Are TIp Overlay Reg . $45 $24.95 to the A.S .. which in tum would be given to the co-op. But Vice­ was co lorfu lIy demonstrating its male­ turely slapped on the counter. Instinct the televisions set?" told me she wanted to see some iden- Chancellor of Undergraduate Affairs Joseph Watson changed the dominanceandRevellestudent were "You, too?" [ asked, etting the bitching about humanities. The War­ tification. Fills $12 Reg. $15' New Clients only agreement to only a yearly renewal of the lease. Furthermore, Wat on gun on the table. Fiberglass Nails with Tips $29.99 Reg. $45 ren Apanments glimmered on the "Where I come from, we don't "Walch more TV," she nodded. reduced the amount of time the General Store Co-op could occupy the Manicures 30 Pedicures $15.95 horizon like an Oklahoma state peni­ need no identification to get a measly "It' great. The Buddhas do." Waxing Starting at $3 North onference Room (NCR) from three week to two. tentiary on a breezy autumn after­ glass of beer." [showed hermy hand­ "Will do," J said and he got up Manicures $6 • Facials $25 Reg. $35 In yet another mystifying move, the administration conlinue to use noon. I was, in general, completely gun. '''This here's usually plenty." and hobbled into the crowd whistling a grievance procedure as levemge against lhe co-op . The procedure happy. That was when he called the po­ the theme from 80Ilal1:a. "1ta.i/.4, 4- f1~ MEN AND WOllEN concern~ the suspension of studenl during the General Store Co-op's And I was thir ty - damn thirsty lice. I woke up in a cold weat with Ihe 8055 Clairemont Mesa Blvd. Stes. 103 & 104 occupation of the NCR for lextbook sales earlier this quarter. By - 0 I decided to stroll over to the 01' But he didn't ju t pick up the criss-cross pattem of an iron table next to Burger King 560'()325 • 560-5081 maintaining that this grievance procedure i separate from negotia­ Bull' Eye Tavem for a brew and a phone and call the police. She dropped embedded in my forehead and a pool NOt valid Wltn ..,y 01110< ONOf5 tions. the admini tration is destroying any chance at a permanent and juke box showtune. I walked up to the to the ground, covered her head and of slobber on the cover of my litera­ ~ ati factory reso lution . cashier, pounded my fi ton the counter tarted screaming "Oh myGod! Help! ture folder. The guy to my left mut­ TIle administmtion's action are underhanded and contrary to and said "I wanna beer, woman!" Help! Police! He's got a gun! " tered something aboul freak s as he conducting negotialion in good faith. If these changes to the agreement RAISING THE WHITE FLAG IN She was not amused. Quite a bit of commotion en ued, gathered his belonging. were necessary, then the admini Imtion should have discussed them "Dincha hear me?" T asked. "I and J took that opportunity 10 slip OUI I decided that the bestlhing 10 tlo with the co-ops. tn tead, theadmini tr.ttionchosetoaltertheagreement wanna beer. some ale, an ice-cold the front door and into an Aegean sea was go home and sleep. 111al usually of Revlon and Ray-Bans. [ saw a after negoliations had been conducted and used the previous threat of Miller in a tall, dark mug." Her tired works for me. I hurried over to my THE WAR ON PoVERTY hazels narrowed and eyed me with deputy mosey into the tavern a few Subaru wagon, which was parked at a eviction to make the co-op ign. suspicion. minutes later, but the short, claw-like meter in front of the Registrar's Of­ Despite the agreement's naw ,the co-op agreed to sign, and they COMMENTARY: Thanks to desnuctive government policies and a misguided "May IhaveaMiller Lite, please?" ann of the UCSD law was no match fice. The parking ticket was $23 that were wise todo so. Thcadministration 's la t-second changes, although welfare system, broken homes and shattered dreams are ravaging America's poor I restated emphatically, wondering if forme. day, but [ didn't pay it. [n fact, I in bad faith, are insignificant in the larger picture. The agreement may she was having difficulty understand­ Now, this is where it gets weird. havcn'l paid a parking ticket since not be perfect, but keeping the co-ops open i of greater importance. The problem with the Ameri­ and succeed. can welfare state is not how Poor mothers have a contract in which they agree not ingme. I read Jim Morrison poetry for because I know deep down inside thaI But she wouldn't budge, staring about 20 minutes and when [looked this chool is going to drive me to a much it costs, but the damage it to work or get married in exchange for a check ranging detachable day """" & tanny paca When Free Speech Isn't Free does. Total federal, state and 10- from $8,500 to $15,000 a year (depending on the state) me down with a look of anticipated up from the book there was this girl mental ho pital before long and then Sale","", 111600129pllce • 99 cal welfare spending reached - a scheme which has led welfare analyst Robert Rector satisfaction. She meticulously opened sitting across the table staring right [won 'Igiveadamn how much money A pall has fallen over the university. The college campus, once ahoc bed her outstretched hand and gestured thrOtlgh me. [ owe the Parking Services Office. When It comes to $2 15billion in I99O.Thi i more to call this "the incentive system made in hell." travel accessories... of political and social discourse, has been afflicted with a 00d case of "What's your name?" he asked. we've gol'emll1 than twice the money required to Indeed, the single mother has sold her soul to the toward the wallet that I had prema- So there. political correctness. There can be no argwnent that free speech in the lift every American above the government with the result of less freedom, responsibil­ university is no longer as free as it used to be. The proliferation of overly poverty threshold. ity and little hope for the future.11le truly compassionate restri tive peech codes on campuses acros the nation is but one sign that MATT The federal government has sho\lld look once again at the liberal mantras and con­ We problems of poverty are, the most that accompany every person who all is not well in the ivory tower. Perhaps a more ominou sign, however, over 75 separate welfare pro- sider alternatives to helping the poor. WELFARE: serious difficulty is helping bring walks a street at night. is the rising tide of di Juption against speakers espousing a particular granls which provide cash, food, The devastation that the War on Poveny has wrought need a new approach about better behavior and elevating a With the liberal assumptions of The "Sun" is always Ir.-m 0_-ran shining at I political point of view. HDBIrm1 medical assistance, and other has meant a different kind of poor American in the 1990s. fighting person's horizons. We should know the 1960s thoroughly discredited, re­ ex • to poverty by now that the incompetence of gov­ fonn that encourages work, saving Few students may realize that a disruption of exceptional ferocity took benefits. 10 the I 950s, 32 percent of all Americans were below the ContInued from .... 5 emment accomplishes these tasks and marriage is necessary. place on this campus last Spring during an event sponsored by the Adjusting for inflation, total poveny threshold. In 1990, that nurnberwas 13.5 percent family we would do well to rethink abysmally. It is the family, the neigh- In fact, if we are smart and caring Objectivist Study Group at UCSD. The Objectivists, followers of welfare pending in 1990 was five ~... _ ...... _ of the population. And yet by liberal the the system our nation uses to help the society we should encourage these 2TANS$:[ extremely libertarian philosophy of Ayn Rand, hosted a 1ecture last May times the level of welfare pending in assumpcions crime should have been UlIfortunateIy, W8 the mid-'60s when the "War on Pov- higher during the 1950s, but was not. disadvantaged. A UniversityofWash­ things. People should be required to by Pepperdine University Economics Professor George Reisman. The ington study found that for every $200 hay. accepted work while on welfare and encour­ One for you, One for a friend eny" began. We have pent $3.5 tril- The face of poverty has changed 'AnI time clients only with this coupon 1crJ', lecture, entitled "Education and the Racist Road to Barbarism," was a per month increase in welfare ben­ aged to save. I11JIIEM1 lion (i n constant 1990 dollars) ince from a world in which Americans were hook, ...... DI5CO"'" on all defense of Western Civilizati n which, according to Reisman, has been 1964. materially poor to a world in which efits per family, there was a concur­ Irresponsible behavior should dis­ Lose 6" Guaranteed .ces &. products coming under increased anack recently by proponents of ethnic diversity. rent rise of teen-age illegitimacy by .... _ the bel., qualify the recipient. The incentives We have been told by mo t of the marital and familial stability has suf- European Body Wra~nly $48 se~\l1 ucSD • Whi Ie his detrJCtors hurled cries of racism and sexism at him through­ media that the social program of the fered, and the discipline needed to 150 percent. that during the for additional children should be re­ out his talk, his only crime, apparently, was to criticize multiculturalism. WaronPovertywerecutunderRonald succeed has vanished because of de- The second lesson from the fail­ moved, with mothers infonned that ures of the War on Poverty is that a R..... ' ..... benefits will be lost with additional For that he was heckled. shouted down and threatened Ultimately, he had Reagan. Yet during the Reagan years structive government incentives. We ------person's actions and values are vital children. And there should be no pen­ to be escorted from the Price Center auditorium by police for fear of alone, social welfare spending from are poor in ourvaJues and self-respect. lOCI ...... I I to success. alty for marriage. 30TAN DAYS$29 violence. The Objectivists currently have a grievance pending against the all sources grew from $650 billion to The single household family has I I [n the past, the Ii fe otmost Ameri­ took. beatllC- [f we wish to go beyond the mere CAn lord.tatl. · 2nd 30 ron dovs $39.99. 2 monrh minimum. With coupon ""tV. Exp. 'VIm. $850 billion. The War on Poverty has been encouraged because in the present Intemational Sociali t Qub at UCSD, whom they allege planned the Rater Kuo/GuMOi.,., cans has been of material poverty mire of these old, failed policies, we been simply monstrous. system of welfare, the father is a finan- one Andthls ...... disruptions in advance. below the standards at which most of should begin by treating our fellow As cliched as it may sound. it is difficult to believe that such blatanl The common liberal wisdom was Ind ••", the ...... cial liability. For instance, if a young IIIMYto ....V. (and is) that a reduction in material ...... man making 10,000 wishes to marry the American poor live today. The human being as a responsible and free disregard for free speech can actually take place on a college campus. The _1OId S poverty would correspond to an in- a mother on welfaretheirjoint income lowest fifth of income earners has a that more money person. university represents an ideal of free and open debare - a microcosm of crease in the stability, peace and hap- _ ..... to the including welfare benefits falls SO per- higher economic consumpcion than Is the ...._ to To help someone implies that one ARE YOU CONSIDERING a larger democratic ideal embodied in the FtrSt Amendment of the the median family of 1955 (The pov­ look at his or her predicament and not piness of an individual. When applied ~ with cent. And the consequences of this are the developments ~ ACAREERIN Constitution. atamassivesociallevel,thehopewith the..-lt of devastating. erty threshold is $12,675 for a family just accept the bumper sticker pana­ But, as is often the case, the ideal rarely withstands reality, am so the the inception of the War on Poverty -- Broken homes are the source of of four.). that .. the ceasofthe past that say we just haven't .. PUBLIC HEALTH? noble principle of free speech has sufferedarnosl ignoble fare in American was thai we would virtually eliminate " •• donI, most of the nation's gang members But according to the 1990 Census, .Ipact of spent enough. Unfortunately, we have those in this catagory have a1rnost the ,.,.st accepced hook, line and sinker the Marisa Cortez, Director of the Health Careers society. It is nevertheless still shocking and disgusting anytime a per.;on is poverty and the problems of crime. In ra lpoll... ty .... and 70 percent of the delinquents in same average level of consumption of belief that, during the Reagan years, Opportunities Program, UCLA School of Public threatened with violence for expressing an opinion contrary to that of a other words, the debate today com- juvenile detention centers. Robert AmMca. protein, vitamins and other nuttienlS social programs took a beating. rowdy mob. monly assumes that the problems of hope far the Hutchens of Cornell University found Health, will be at the Price Center (Santa Barbara! as their middle class counterpal1s. borhood, churches, synagogues and And1his has lead many to believe This blatant di regard for free speech - no maner how odious the the American underclass stems from a tuta.e. that for every 10 percent increase in Los Angeles Room) on lack of material well-being. To bridge AFOC benefits in a state there was an Cbildren who are living in poverty clubs that assist the individual in at­ that more money is the answer to the messagemayhavesoundedtocertainmembersoftheaudience-cannoc FmDA~NOVEMBER2mh that gap is a noble goal indeed. But what have we gained eight percent decrease in the marriage rate of single are more likely in the 1990s to grow to taining these goals. developments that are the ugliest as­ go unpunished. Administrative complicity in this affair would be no Jess as a society and a nation from these policies? mothers. be one inch taller and 10 pounds Responsibility, discipline and fam­ pect of America. The falsity of this 11:45 8.rn to 12:30 p.rn than an open endorsement of similar disruptions in the future. If that is the The answer to this question is very linle. What has Thi i not to say that the every child ofabroken home heavier than the average child of the ily input are necessary to success. view endangers the poor in this coun­ She will give a short talk about the program at UCLA case, then students would be well advised to think twice about the opinions 19SOs. Actually. the grea&cst chal­ And the welfare system that destroys try with another wave of spending been produced i a pennanent underclass, disincentive to is destined to failure. It means if government welfare and answer questions. they voice in public. Obviously, some fonns of speech are less free than work and save, rampant illegitimacy and broken homes incentives are one of the sources of stress on the modem lenge for the poor is obesity. these goods should be held account­ thai could wreak additional havoc on Sponsored by the HelJlth Care-Socia/Issues Program others. which leave poor Americans iII-cquipped to compete See WELFARE, Page 5 As serious as everyone knows the able for much of the danger and fear the stability of life. Questions: 534-1704 6 NEW The UCSD Guardian Thundey, November 19, 1992 Thursday, November 19,1992 The UCSD Guardian PORTS 7 MEETING NOTES CO-OPS: AeSe Suspensions loom Marshall Plan: A New Look UCSD Seeks to Make a

UC8 T...... Ad-. - The UnNefsity Center Board (lICB) is filing a over students SEASON CFB&t ContInued from ..... 1 Splash this Season lawsuit against the university in order to retain Independant legal counsel Tritons fiK:e Ckcidental FREE with its own funds. The board will hire an attorney with fIms borroWed from ing their possible suspension with the C()()j)S. A.S. President Mike Holmes said in his report that he "voted for their dean. ayo,..Wrenn .....a DMNCt 17 All-Americans pace Tritons retaining WI attorney and the rWht for the uce to use its funds to do so." "It will give the student an ~ Sports Editor ByG..... Wrenn anybody make the cui so early. Tn the DOlEN However, he abstained from the decision of taking a ~ from the co-ops ponunity to discuss allegations in It's a whole new Sports Editor fust meet, that's preny increrlible," Boyd because he was "concerned with the ramifications (the 10M] could heM! an informal discussion, and then bal\game for the If it up to UCSD swimming with the board's future relationship with the coops." "It seemed to me, " he was said. [they are) entitled to a fonnal hear­ UCSD men's bas­ 710wers de 9ifis continued, "(that I since a meiOr portion of the board's lUJes '"':'Dive anc:! Head Coach Doug Boyd. the Tritons Team captains Allison Dunn and CARNATIONS potentially benefit the coops, there may fWise some conflict of interest. ing, Out of respect of the Student keIbaI.I team as they would skip the reguJar season. 'The Jocelyn Rothbard as well as senior Costa verde Center Despite his abstention, the decision passed. Right to Privacy Regulation, [J am) iet SCI 10 kick off dual meets are jUSl a chance to practice Connie Romero will also be expected 10 8750 Genesee Ave, not able to discuss the status of the 1992-93 season 'our races; what we're really aiming for give the Tritons some leadership, 3n Diego, CA 92 122 .-AC eIFe ...... A referenda Question for special election concern­ [each) specific case. The lude", tomorrow at home are the conference and NCAA meets But Boyd is counting on the rest of . Ith ~ ,-h.uc oi SI O llr"" ltt" ing the cMCe11at1on of the Recreation, Intramural, Athletic and Event 'I"\~~ .. lth.,.., I Chi..'f Uffl.-T would have to give prior written against Occiderul. at the end of the year," Boyd said. the team to keep up, "For both the men f> .. 1!/JJ91 (RIMAC) student fee was proposed in new business by Third College Senator 558-6666 consent 10 disclose any infol1lUl­ "You're going • Brian Fischer. According to the referenda, the $70 per quarter fee "will not As a Division mpowerhouse, the and the women, I don't look to any one tion," he said. directly serve the mission of the University of California, and is therefore an to see things this year !hat you've never Tritons have the firepower to take that peISOI1. It takes a lotalleam effoll and inappropriate undertaking in such times." Two questions may be placed on According to UCB Chair Chris seen before," promised Head Coach philosophy. Corning off of last year's everybody is equal," the coach said. the ASlICSD election ballot under this referenda. The first asks whether tile Burnett, the UCB, the Associated Tom Marshall, "It's a new look forus." season that saw boIh the men and Laurie Boyd, Michelle Feigenbaum RIMAC fee should be cancelled and the second asks if a 57 fee should be Students and the Graduate Student Considering the Tritons' success last women take second-place honors at and Dustin Matthew are all new team assessed "to cover any financial obligations thus Incurred" by RIMAe . The Association (G,S,A.) believe that season. it's hard to believe MarshalJ the narionaJ meet to perennial cham­ members who could make an immedi­ matter will be voted on during the next A.S. meeting in two weeks . "[the) stuclents should not be held would Wld to change the formula that pion Kenyon, UCSD has recruited 17 ale splash. responsible for their action, and no helped his team win 17 games in a row All, Malnt I RIll: new swimmers to join the 17 returning llle Triton men return two-time de­ oJohn Barnes as Revelle representative to the A.S. Personnel Committee disciplinary action should be taken in route 10 a berth in the NCAA tourna­ AU -Americans. And those new faces fending 200-yard lxickstroke national oMia Kitago as Muir representative to the A.S. Rules Committee against the students." mcnt. are expected to make an immediate champion Tmvis Miller, but Boyd sees oBree Segel as Public Relations Research Manager through the end of the A,S. President Mike Holme But MarshaJJ likes what he sees so impact 'They're all probable All­ a different role for the senior. "He's 1992·93 academic year agreed. "There's definitely some far from his club. "We should have as Arnericans," Boyd said. going 10 start swimming in different oRuthje Estrada as A.S. representative to the Academic Senate Represen­ confusion [about) whetherthe board much ability as last year's team. No The Tritons kicked off their season events, helping OUI in the relays which Kaniea tative Assembly FAX had the power to do what it did. superstarli, but the team is JlR'UY equal oRuthie Estrada as A.S. representative to the Academic Senate Committee in Arizona facing Arizona State on are the most im portant part of the meet," [Since) the university admits there's line. on Educational Pol icy . across the We may have as much Satw'day and then Northern Arizona Boyd explained. misunderstanding, it makes no sense depth this year as we've ever had," on Sunday. Despite losing both meets, John Flowers, who placed second in -By ElaIne c.mu.o, Staff Writer (0 threaten their academic careers," Marshall said. Dan Boyd was impressed with how far his both the 50- and IOO-yard fTeestyles at 5¢ 25¢ Andy Swindall wi! be a key element for this year's Triton squad, he aid. COPIES SEND OR RECEIVE The Tritons were a stingy lot last team has come early in the season. last year's national , is another return­ The possible suspension of the year, holding opponents under70poim crucial to the team. we've ever had here," Milrshall said. "We're ahead of last year's team and star Over 1()() COpt 3.5 r one SIded, self I ing for UCSD. He will bejoinedby se rve. 8.5 x 11 only w hile or colored L,mll I 0 Pa~ students is being consiclered as a a game, but the coach thinks this squad At 6-7, Spence is a rarity at two- Halte is the shO!1eSl of the four, ahead of schedule," Boyd said "[t's newcomers such asjuniorcollegetrans­ paper Based on M ailabil,ty I Phone charg xlra T separate case and is not included in could be even more miserly, 'Thismay guard, and his heighl is something of standing 6-5. At 6-6, 220 Ills., Swindall taken us two years to get focused, and fer Mike McNeff,MikeJefferson, Andy the current C(H)P proposal, accord­ be our best defense ever. We've got which Marshall fully inlends 10 take is the designated t:ruiSer of the group, we're getting better III it every year." Hollywood. and Aaron Russ. Boyd ------T------november 21st ing to Corpuz. even more speed and quickness on the advcutage. Once Spence gets healthy, while the 6-6 Moore should lead the Despite boasting only 14 mem­ says that "(HollywoodJ could be up u The AS, has yet to agree to the comers than last year," Marshall ex­ that is. The senior suffered a broken team in scoring. bers.thewomen'steamhasmoredepth there with [Miller] after a while." 25 %OFF negotiated arrangement, which p
ained. hand and is expected to miss anodIer With the grnduarionofDarvin lack- than last year' squad. The leam 's A large part of the Tritons' success at OFF Scrabble would allow the General Store C0- Individually, the Tritons will have two 10 three weeks. son. the point guard duties fall to jwtior practiceschedu lehasalready paid divi ­ last year's NCAA meet was provided op to sell textbooks in the NCR for plenly ofexperiencein the SIalting Jineup. InSpence'splacewillbejuniorErik Rodney Lusain. Lusain saw extensive MOVING BOXES dends as senior Sabrina lorn qualified couJ1esy of the diving team. The team UPS SHIPPING n one week prior to the beginning of Seniors John Spence, Brad Halle, Ouis Johnson, and UCSD isn 'I expecting too playing time last year despite being for the NCAA meet in the 200-yard was the rmit in history 10 place four Li n1ll J Boxes and SUPPLIES the quarter and for the first two Moore and Andy Swindall will be many problems with that switch. Jackson's OOckup, bul this season is a butterfly, shaving two seconds off of divers in the lOp eight in both the one- Gameroom weeks ofeach quarter. The A.S. met counted on to provide the leadership "[Johnson) may be the best pure hooter See HOOPS, Page 9 her personaJ record. "I've never seen See SWIM, Page 9 with its lawy.er in regards to the m agreement yeste.rday. 2 LOCATIONS TO SERVE YOU Price Center 8070 Lllon. Shofo Drivt 7n7 Fly AvtrIIIt. Suite K n w LI Iolt.. CA 92031 h Jolt.. CA 92007 RIMAe: Last !'hoM: 4S4-8488 1'IIoM: 4S4-3131 t e ditch effort to halt . " F.u: 4.4-4112 Fu: 4S4-4S23 I PRICE construction of facility CENIER ContInued from ..... 1 v the Hours Op~n: when Sludents voted on $70 per Mon - Fr.: e student fee increase needed to build 9:00 am to 11:00 pm it n 1be A,S, will consicler a pro­ Saturday: posal to place the question of can­ Noon to 11:00 pm o celling RIMAe on the ballot in its and a caring person. I am not Into I'M NEW IN TOWN AND WANT TO meeting people In bars. I am lOoking IIEET PEOPLE-AnY se •. nalion­ IlATIOUl____ TICIET FIllERS0 FAIlISY TRAVEL Sunday: GAME next meeting in two weeks. fotward to !dUng to youl BOX.003' ality or relig ion. Looking tor .. c...... - ... o IIEV, I' YOU WANT, someone won· triends. Box •• 272 PACKAGES WITH 1be proposal, submined by A.S. 11% __.01_ Noon to 8:00 pm detlul, call my 110. nowl eo. 10038 Itemember, you cen press Ihe II Third College Senior Senatorrepre­ $TUOm OISCOUITS Phone: 534-5390 n DDM HI, I'll JUDY AND I will r"urn all sign on your Touch Tone phone to sentative Brian FISCher, would place calls. Take a cl\ance. 80.10047 skip ahead. Welcome to our nillonil tickel Welcome to our Nallonal Trovel I'll KATE. I WANT A CIIAZY 1I0Y MEET SOMEONE NEW on Ihe two questions on the ballot tinder service . You can call and Service . We otter student an d who can dance all night It you have TrilonTel Personals todayl Alumni O,scounls. We have 10% reserve concerl IIckels, sporting Ihe energy. give me a call. Bo. off or more on Major Ai rli ne 1be first question asks whether Rememller, you un press the' event tickets and thealre IIckets 116372 Tickets. HOlel Reservallons and students the construction should be sign on your Touch Tone phone to by usi ng your visa or checking Skip ahead account or money order. So call Rani A Cars. We have spe Ci al SIU· denl packages tor Hawaii , Mexico, cancelled and the second whether a and reserve your tickels loday. Disneyland and Disneyworld. Spiritso/ $7 fee should be added in place of I'll TALL (5'11", 110) WITH HAZEL We h.ve U2, Mlchlel J.cklon, Let UI bring your lantasy to il lel f EYES IW1d • te.lkJI 01 I*lndisIl I Bruce Springsleln and many more . curts. PHONE Call us about Spring Break Trips. the RlMAC fee to cover any finan­ _ my IW1d my ., Call ' Campus Connection ' to Ips nod keep wtiIe. Roma ntic Gelaways and Cru ises. re ce i ve your 10% Oiscoun l. My body is QJNy end not • or l1li. I'm not We can arrange every aspe ct 01 cial obligations incurred in halting (Message 111) aIhI8Iic. but enjov almOst any acti\IIties. yo ur tri P, fncludlng Li mousine and the project. I'm kind 01 quiet (thoughtIuIlOm8 say), ~ We h.ve all NaA, NFL, Nallon.1 Calsring . ~a\t't Gel'll1~ but not -"I 001_ ...... I lie 10 IisIan Ind American League Baseball . According to UCB Chair Chris lIS rnuct1 IS I lie to IIIIk. You maIca me NHL. and all major college sport· Burnett, many Sludents were op­ laugh. and I will rnaIce you smile. BOX ing events. If there IS a glmle you posed to the sports facility at the 16'45 want to see we wil l get you tickets I WNn TO MEET YOU (8OY wm41he for you or your group. Please us e time ofthe vote. TheproposaJ passed IPW" boIIII whO is taA*Ig 1iI_.-y Ihe pessword - Campu s Connection' to receive your' 0% by less than two percent. time I _ tjrn). ~ you'" him. HI. I've TALL IIIKER WITH LONG aRoWN noIiced thII you drirI< c:otIIIe in the mom· hair IW1d bIoMl eyes aeeks an advIdJr­ discount. ~Message '2) Natural Light Burnen said that the problem is ingS. Gal my box end II'e next one's on CUI girl to spOIl. I _ a 101 01 IIee lime. We oll.r IIcket re.ervellon se r· me. IIOXM99 vice for all National Thealre par­ not with the facility itself, but with IIOX~ IIY NAIIE IS DEaIlIE. I am new in HEY, GIVE ME A CALLI We WII have formances. Ballel. Symphony and the "completely unjust" nwmer in lown and I like 10 hike, bike and be lots 0I1un togetherl Try FRIDAY all Major Plays for every Ma jor someone new City. Please mention your pass· outdoors. Let's get together. BOX You~l b8~ . BOX.2180 which the administration promoted '8112 word · Campus Connecl ion" to HI, THIS IS IIARK. I am 25 and recei ve your to% dlscounl. it before the election. I'll LISA. I hkll 10 go 10 dance CIuI)s NIGHT Per Couple $39~2_pack new to Ihis campus as a grad stu· (Message U ) and I'm into modern rock , muscles, den!. I am looking for a lady who Remember, you Cln press the ~ He also said that the administra­ jokes and passionate people. II you enloys being . Ined , di ned and + tax &: CRV 0 while supplies last are _'8 & 22, caM BOX.3080 AHEAD sign on youl Touch Tone phone to tion was clearly "in violation of romanced . II you appreciate Ihe skip ehead. PUCE YOUR AD FREE! CINDY, ME A TALL ItLONO whO likes tiner th ings In IlIe, leave me a 5 DAYS student grievance procedures "when to hike. camp and .atch the slars. m ••••ge and w. " ill go Irom Ihere MEET SOMEONE NEW on I he SEE YOUR AD IN PRINT it refused to allow a re-vOIe on the You, tall. _ , romantic Ind a coot and see whal happens BOX '8992 TrilonT81 Pelsonals todayl 00IMIIIIbIe wouIdn' hurt. 80. tIOOO6 TICKET !lY NAIIE IS RICK AND I'm into NEXTWEEIe! 4 NIGHTS referendum after the student gov­ PAIl, CAll AHD LOW )'QUI' rumber tennis and goll and hoi babes. I'm IW1d t.... person 10 person. SEE OUR AD FORM IN Happy Thanksgiving! ernment accused the administration we can eo. six fOOl , slim. sHong and blond. X-ING 10009 Let's rock I Bo ••5226 of unfair election practices. I'll lEltEIA. I'm outQOIng, lrtendIy THE PAPER. Call 203/295-6101 455-1414 If built, the $34 million sports Mon. - Fri. 9:30-9:30 Sat 1(}3 complex will be located just north 3251 Holiday Court 0 La Jolla of the San Diego Supercomputer E. F. Goodma" Corporatt T, (aeroll from EI Torito) Center, next to the Mile High Field. 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"It took a long time." said Laura upset. They replayed the whole match da,ly time. Modem. 558·7t04. (tI/2·1/4193) "We just need to stick to the game Kranz. the Triton' number one hitter, several times using instant replay, and C/ossifiR.datlvertWngisso/din1S-wonJincmnenls.Theraleper1Swordsis$1forstudenls RoundtrIP tiekel to the Bay Area. SDIOak· SWAMI CtlNMAYAHANDA speaI-8.30 pm. . Pros ee.-. SCOOTER. 1986 Honda EIit8150, low miles. i saying." wOO; together to push each other as well waiting for one of the commentators 10 He i6 a WOIId renowned autlonIy on 1h8 &OI\lCu'es Guardian) or presenkdinperson. Deadlinesare 3 pm. ThursdayforMonday's issue,and looks good. runs _U. $8OMIesl. 490·1147. Amy Crony, thehighly-loutedfresh­ as ourselves." break out the Coach's Clicker. F~~~,,£~~~~Y* on India. espoaaIy hi Bhagavad OM and the I: (11 /19·1(7193) man sener, seemed to re the most ex· The fact that the Tritons made it this Looking at it again, I decided sumo 4Janishads He IS also a btIoant speak« who 3 pm. Monday for Thursday's issue. The Guardian reserves the right to ~ any • $20 miolmum purchase · 'IIolthlll 5 mile radiUS or rampub cited of any leam member aboUl going far is a persona1 oiumph for the team . wresling would not be such a tough knows how r;, maIhll'I'Y. 7 1i '1-,',' \\el'k OPI' 11 d'lIly H (1111 ·8 pm - Nov. 19 . 7 p.m.• Price Center Ballroom $100 or more per tJ1Ie . Amazong 24 hOur discounts. Factory tralnedlecnniden wiIh over Honda Passpol1 (ICOOter). Perfect concttlon. UCSD has also rea1Iy come together prepared." Mnission Free. (11119) Come to understand the man and his true recorded message rtvlals deta,ls. S30.000 20 yean; experience. On ·1ite .."'oce avail · Easy and cheep transportation. Regislered catching on here, with a few small message. SponSOfed by MSA S AASU S per year Income potential. Cau (61 9) 595· eble in IoeaJ erea. Phil. 452·8490. (11/t9-1 II thr,,7193.S675 000.632·8312. (11119·11130) heads up the "Freeway Five," UCSO's changes of course. JUS[ sign all of the ASUCSD. (11116· 11119) 3999 EXT: 057A (11116·1/4193) 23) PHARMACEUTICAL SALES SEMINAR Mlaoscope - excallenl condoAvailable 81 1I HOOPS: Tritons nm-and·gwl squad. ''They give us a Sports illustrated swim uit models and 2 pric:e - S340. 558-6586. (11/19) GROWTH INDUSTRY OF THE '90s IT'S NOT TOO LA TE ll Active Students lor POSTAL J08S AVAlLABLEt Many posl· flexibility to do things we haven't done call it "Supennodel Sumos!" Pul them Kids is stll accepllng applications lor our tUlor· tions. Great benelits. Call 1·800·333·3737 WANTED kick off season Friday in a "Steel Cage o' Dea!h" and then let Presented by an Industry executi.e with 26 years pharmaceutical sales experience Ing program Come by the Volunleer ext. P·3387 . (I " 16' 1213) in eight or nine years." MarshaU said LOST AND FOUND against the TIgers them other' heads. This comprehensive seminar will teach you How to Gam Entry Into Pharmaceutical Sales I Creale Connec1oin oHa or call 534- 1414. (11 /19) Top InatruetonOnly, ~ Bio, Chern, or The opener agaiqst Occidental is the bang chairsovere<¥:h ActIonable Resumes I How 10 Interview. and the Structure 01 the PharmaceutlcallnduSII)I. PhysICS. Grads, PostClOcs. ACljunets w/great Continued from .,... 7 Are you Listening ESPN? 3 hour seminar Includes Train ino ManUal. Audio Cassene Tape . Pharmaceutical Company SERVICES LOST: Canon remote control. Black. Also. fll'St of many crucial games for the FESTIVAL OF SHORT FILMS. Nov 19·29 evals. call for pit or IiIleaehing oppoItUnities. Directory and Consultations only. La Jolla Museum of Contemporaoy Art. Hyperleaming. 1·900·/W3·4973. (11/9·1 1123 ) clip board w/notes. Reward. Call Philip at different story. Tritons this year. UCSD'ssecondgame Andaluslan PlClures' 2nd InternatIOnal. 700 Olga ean - Eleetrologlst: 1200 to 1500 hairs 457·1131. (11119) "Last year he came in when the is against Pomona., another Division ill ~ Total Cost $95.00 1.1 Prospect. 454·3541 IXI. 126. (11 / 19-1t 123) per hOur. 3788 Elliott St Student disoounts. $1 OIhOur. Students who will be undergoing adverti ers make you presswewasoff. This year we're going opponent The Tritons have a streak of X-COUNTRY: Call earfy to r.serve seatlnu 1·800·528·0844 226·1962. (9121 , 1213) dental anesthesia. plea.. call brain/pen)ep. SAN DIEGO SEMINAR tion lab, UCSD 1534·6240 (11/9·11130) HOUSING be he's two-and·a half Tritons travel to New feel right at home with to counting on him; going to years without losing a THURSDAY, 3 EMPLOYMENT VlOliniVIola lessons. You or your ehild(ren) DECEMBER have to make SW'C we're executing," regular season Division ill game, but HILTON HOTEL, MISSION VALLEY UCSD exclusive, can learn Irom an experienced, pt'olessional Singer wanted for hard original ahernalNe La Jolla. Large Single in spacious condo . York for Saturday'S Seminar 7:00 PM SUMMERMANAGEMENTINTERNSHIPS.MosI teacher. Now accepbng Sludents - all ages reek band. Male or lemale. Call Man 792· Bikeibus/Walk to schooll Washer/dryer. cable Marshall said. "Ifwe're not. he' s got to that mark may be in jeopardy this year. rece sion-bu ting bargain . po5ItIOnS filed by NcJy. Gain val elCp. manaoono 6- and levels welcome l Call Conrad: 466·0525. 4196 (11112·11 /19) TV . garage, pool. Non·smoking female prel·d. have the leadership to puU the 00ll out "It will be very diffICult to sustain that NCAA champion hips 335mo.t 114 utilitles. Avail. 12127. Traey453· 8~.CUSlt:lmefS.and~ Avg earn (912 1·1213) and set it up right" this year." Marshall said. "Occidental Continued from page 12 Thank for your patronage. rgs 6-16.000.. Cal '\JrwersIty Paontlng Pros ' Bass playerlsinger needed for regressive 70s 8012. (I IIt2· 11 / 19) 1nb'8Rli Ca11800-525-SSn (912 1 1213) PASSPORT PICTURESI New al Cal Copy. garage band. Love 01 weasels a plus. Orlgi· UCSD'sstylehasshiftedwithLusain might be the best leam in theSCIAC this The men were paced by freshman Only $5 95whlie you wait Xeroxesandmore nals & covers Beatles. Zap influence. Con· Room for rent $345Imo. 113 utilities. Own at the point. "[Lusain] is a little more year and Redlands, Whinier, they've all 1. 1. Castner, who picked up third place UCSD CLOTHING room in 3BR 11112 bath apartment. Washerl Earn $500·51000 weekly stullong envelopes. Near SI. Germaln's 452·9949. (10112·1213) tact Tony at 452·3236 or Ben al 586· 1751. freelance than [Jackson]. He likes to run improved ince last with a 27:04 clocking. AIRPORT PARKING ADZ (Miramar) ... 4503323 FordetaJls- RUSH51 WIth SASE to:GROUP (t 111 9) dryer. close 10 UTe. Can move in alter Dee. season." Faormal(s .... . 2220220 FIVE. 57 Gre ntree DrlYe, SUIte 307. Dover. QUALITY BARBERINGII La Jolla Barber 12. 558·3772. (11 /16· 11130) with the ball more, where [Jackson] Marshall has already set specific ucsO's grouping strategy paid off FREE SHUTTLE La Sandale ...... 4881134 DE 19901 (10/8· 11119) Shop. Ouailly Barber. Hair Cuts. sa. 7760 Do you hear colors or see sounds liked keeping things in control." goals for his team to accomplish by the again as the Tritons also took sixth Faye Ave SUIte F. 459·5792. (10129·1213) (SYTHESTHESIA)? Contact ROOM FOR RENT. SHARE WITH TWO TO & FROM AIRPORT UCSD EATS Marshall said. end of December. "We should be 7-3 through ninth place. PAID MANAGalENTINTERNSHP. Geln ..... Neuropsychology Lab. UCSD to volunteer OTHERS. Prelerquiellemaie UniversityCoty. "...-- BJ 'S Pizza .4550"62 ketlng. sa .., customer 18fV1ce, production, EDITORIAL - To help organIze your wrIting. (534-6240). (11119- t2l3) $291 .67. Angel 625·2445. (11/16 · 11123) Lusain isn't the only runner on the by Ouistmas," the coach said "6-4 With luck, the New YOO; climate • 5 Mlnut•• from Airport .... aeoountlng WIth Itlo longeSt proven tradI t'IKXlf'd MargInal commentsiflnal coptes Degree In Dommo's ...... 452·UCSD team. With Halte, sophomore Kareem would be b"OUble, and 8·2 would be a may be kind [0 the wann-weather Tri· • Airport courl•• y phones I bedroom for rent in Clairemont. $2321monlh Grand Slam P,zza 453·0286 W gwran 52.500 on compensa1lOr1 W1f1 vast English Joan 560· 163 I 11 112·1 .4193) opportUnity lor more. Cal Student WorI

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I 'If \ III 'I '" I I II I ' I II,' (,I ,I ( "Ill I ' I " . '" II II , . . " . . [1( " -,,". ALL-CAL '92 '. ':. What's THE BEST COURSE You'u EVER TAKE Greek Week 1993 For Don't expect Greek Week The entire campus is invited, Lunch? uoCrsons. with the Additional 10% off with Greek Card (not good fluctuations. ! WYou Think ! Thursday night will feature helpoftheircommineeareensuring with Reader's ChOice card), - H ear t the traditional talent show that this year sets a new pace for Collegiate Clothing irregularities. in the Price Center Greek Week thi year and for years (near SDSU, Gazebo in Rubio's parking lot. 265· 1124 Contact Student Ballroom, All act will be to come. Get ready for the best Heavyweight sweatshirt with two·tone stiched Health if you have I Your Schedule's Tough, ! judged and prizes awarded Greek Week ever! _ Slacy Oyler letters, $16.95 with Greek Card, Call lor any questions or additional specials and group orders. 10 the top perfonnances, concerns. bracket. The two lOp team in each second place perfonnance from last year Check Out Ours. ~------~ ! ! bracket came together for a final while l:E improved its 61h place 1991 Sports Corner IFe Standings I I On the weekend of Nov, 7th and match .on Sunday, finish to tie with ZBT for second. Tenn;. Ovcmll I I your class schedule 8th, UCSD's ISS and IFC Anna Maria Ayuso and Anne IFC is continuing its sports schedu Ie this 1 IAE 25 125 2 M:cz, 50 110 I I continued their active sports PUllloky led AOn to a first place week with football. The semifinals are 3 LX 10 90 win and 100 banner points by today and the final game will be Friday at I ~r~want? schedules with doubles tennis. Each 4 nKcz, 25 85 I tournament consisted of two beating Alpha Chi's Jenn Kamlok Charger Field, All the games begin at four. 5 ZBT 42.5 82, I doubles teams from each fraternity1 andJaquelineRepisi 7-6,6-2. AXil so come out ISS Standings 6 6e 35 75 I sorority playing in a two tiered wasrewardedfortheirsecondplace and see the Tennis Ove .... 11 7 LE 42.5 62. bracket system, The (SS finish with 75 banner points, big g est I M!J. 50 150 8 LAM 25 45 I 9 LN 3 43 tournament distributed points by In the IFC tournament, Jeff football games 2 AXil 75 125 9 6T6 250 courses during Priske, Jason Char. Steve UCSD will 3 AOn 100 120 3 43 each sorori'y's cumulative final 4 XU 25 100 II m 10 30 ,(June 28-July 30 and standings in each bracket. The Stukovsky, and Randy Char have this year, 4 nB 50 100 11 Ben 10 30 Interfraternity Tournament dominated the tournament and led -Rob Brannen. 6 KKf 30 60 13 Ke 3 23 :t:::\~ .A preliminary course distributed its points by how many both M:cz, teams into the finals to Sports Editor 6 af 30 60 13 Fill 3 23 -?tt:):~:~,:. ·~:.. ·~\ v. " .::'\~: ~:~) .' • . : games each fraternity won in each play each other. ZBT repeated its 8 IK 20 40 15 TKE o 0 n:\·r:~,> ., F~ry. To receIVe a free ccmJIcX:I':. .). t';-::·(.·· , _.:t~·" :.;::. Thursda Frida Saturda Sunde Monda Tunda Wednesda """'<<\:'"' CQt534~364 'xlO Or moil the 11/20 11121 11/22 11/23 11/24 11125

IFC FootbeII IFC Football Ana" '~~ff~1~~ ; ' . Greek Orientation I 9am-4pm PHI/FC Meeting oon4otties Sehe4ul.: :(: 11/26 11127 11/28 11/29 11/30 1211 1212 MON DAY; •.... 4., lIi,~. F".""." $1.50 lo"!fttOh; 2 'or I a"alilln, "-e put 1M on tt.lllcilng -',10 NCIiYe a free Sum_ s.sIOn ~ in March. IFC Football I TUESDAY: ·S ••• ~ II 1M ••1'4" 1I1,~t . " Watoh the sumt 0" our ,atio whil, ujoyin! $1.50 I Mar!lritls, $1 CormsI4·a,,,,). In~ $!Fish taus. Jj nksgivi g Weeke d : WEDNESDAY: ·ut, III, •• H,," "H'." E"joy out My Happy Hout ~ ..Is (,.", 10:10,,,, ·hlll, BOD Meeting RNI Gnd< Column. 1213 1215 1216 1217 1218 1219 : ~IR$100:UNKS$150=5TIC$1oo;gmD I lor Fall Qoonu ALL-GREEK ~~ STUDY BREAK _ClMlw_ Inri Center 6-7pm : f..R.lm II,," H", 4-',.. $1 ~o"'lSti. ~"'II . 2 (Ot 1 I".tiz.rs. . T.O.LF. FIrJAl S (Joon luc/o. ' I SATURDAY & SUNDAY: "F"."" Fre.rl. W.. k •• 4." VI/ious s,loills Ihrou!hOlt thl ....."~. All filii: eo.t WGItII : reM!) Mail 10: UCSD ~ Sluion, 9500 Gilmcm Dr.. la JoIa, CA 92093-0179 I eN •• t t. t~. lI.r4 Recl e.f, e Pluty .f lI.d.r~rou.4 ,.'li.~, G~k Column~ is a pai ;K;cmc~I'wri;lcn & produc¢ by ,he UCSD Il1Icrrr:llcmity Council al;d Panhellc'IJic Associalion (619) !i34·M57 L ------Ih.erY. , • ., e.,i"IIIU ,arty R.wf e.1! 4S4 ·9664 .J The UCSD Guardian Thursday, November 19, 1992 THE UCSD GUARDIAN • ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT • NOVEMBER 19, 1992 unmtGREGG ESPN's Prhne Tune Sumo Ripping through the channels Monday, I came upon a new fro~ierof WHAT'S INSIDE: sports television. Swno wrestling. I kid you not. Sumo wrestling on televi ion. Oh joy. [t was on one of "''S1IAIKE1'ULL: UCSD those cable channels thaI nobody ever warcl'les - the imemational channel, J is making some ~ this year, think. For basic cable, you pay $25 a including tre "Freeway Five" as month for the networks, ESP and the Tritons by to maICh last MfV. All of the OIher94 channel are season's soccess . .... 7 cluner, Sluff thar nobody pays any 3nemion 10. I tried a little experiment, and I OLMX found outlhat tho!,e other 94 channell. SMaWIa Tritons boast an are aI/tire same cil/JIlllel. Yes, it' one impressive array of returning strus Sinner, Saint, Troublemaker, Savior, Racist, Ex-con, Family Man, Rifleman: big ~ I a ti on lhat ~ how~ the Revolutionary aM promising new talent to boost R nco Bean Squi!>her and S~n treir hopes entering tre '92-'93 Mo i ~ turizer Appliance infomercial 24 Spike Lee Creates a Brand New Myth hours a day. season. ~7 Back 10 the ~um~. Despite being By MIke Martinez of this generation have two choices: voluntarily submit prison, meets his mentor, Elijah Muhammed (AI the sports editor here, l have to admit I Contributing Writer to a submit to a sub!;crvient role or fall into dissolute Freeman, Jr.), and makes his rise to national prominence w:llon't up-Io·date on my sumo As a filmmaker, Spike Lee tends to wear his lifestyles just to survive. as the Black Muslim's most visible spokesman. Hi s \~tling details. Alii knew about it elhnicityon his sleeve as he works "the system" to Malcolm's father is murdered by white men and his captivating oratory style creates images that the masse w~ that it con~ i sted of two huge guys, finance his art. In the process, he has helped popularize family scanered. An articulate youngster, he is enticed can grasp and articulates intangible feelings. He coins weari ng nowhere near enough clothing, Laura Kranz will be expec;ted to lead the Tritons In kllls as UCSD guns for another national title. black culture as part of the bigger picture of American into the fast-paced life of the streets. He leaves his phrases like "Afro-American" and "Hell no, we won't nUlnUlg int o ea h other. pop culture. go," pointing out that blacks are being But the rule... ..eemed fai rl y ~i mpl e . Now, Lee has undertaken lhe task of forced to fight and die in wars for an After about a minute I W,l\ fairly certain educating everyone about Malcolm X, one America in which they are second-class that there was only one rule: use any A Championship Weekend of the most significant, revolutionary citizens. method JXNible 10 lOSS the other guy thinkers of the 20th century. In the 27 years In time, Malcolm became disenchanted off the mat. WOMEN'S VOLLEY· SUNY -Stony Brook, a team it has never bench club" from lasl year,she is eager ince Malcolm was assassinated, virtually a with the hypocrisy (promiscuity) of Elijah played. 10 play in SI. Louis and "make a real whole generation knows him only as an THELONIOUS Muhammed. Someone gave the order to Thai and make ure you throw a lot BALL: Tritons fly to Sl NATIONAL of nce around, Uncle Ben 's prefera bly. However, the Tritons remain confi· impact on how we do." hislorical figure or by his somewhat silence him - the film just short of One wre.<>tler, apparently the bad guy of Louis for the Fmal Four dent that they can bring to the tourna· Earlier thi season, when the tearn intangible influence on black conscious· showing Elijah himself ordering the CHAMPIONSHIP heart stumbled out of the gates, the Tritons ~ umo, raised a mcklL\ when l'le threw ment the same and intensity that ness. murder) and Malcolm's fate was sealed. He lOve Top inste

The Headline Matchups: Cross COUntry at the NCAA Finals at Schenectady, New York, Saturday. Women's volleyball at the NCAA filii Four at Washington University, St. louis, Frlday-Saturday. JESUS HID MHRY CHOIN COICERT PREVIEW 04 HLODDIN MOVIE REVIEW 03 Other Games: Men 's water polo at the Western Water Polo Association Championships at Claremont, Friday-Sunday. Men's basketball vs. Occidental, Friday at 7 p.m .. Main Gym. Women 's basketball at the Redlands tournament, Friday-Saturday. Swimming vs. Cal State Northridge, Sunday at noon, C8nyonview Pool. HIATUS 3 Thursday, November 19, 1992 The UC 0 Guardian HIATUS 2 J The UCSD Guardian Thur!lday, Novl"mber 12, 1992

are Wednesday through Satur­ day at 8 p.m., Saturday and Sun­ UP CO M IIG day at 2 p.m. and Sunday at7 p.m. MOYIE REVIEWS Tickets range from $6 to $12. Info: 534-4574. ALADDIN: Classic Fairy tale is Transfonned Into a Modem Romp with Rugs

TOO RY IIIM:kfrt.s TbeItre: Oscar By Eric Schmidt hookah-and-electric salad- see from his room in an Based on the Tom Clancy novel, Wilde ' satire "The Importance Senior Staff Writer maker. abandoned buildin g. His P.triof a.r... stars Harrison of Being Eamest" runs through From the tirst cene of TIle pl ot fo llows the ba ic dream nearl y becomes reality Ford. As ClA agent Jack Ryan, Dec. 13 with performances Thu rs­ Oi ney's new full -length toryline of the origi nal as he briefl y meets prince 's Ford barrie lri h terrorists in the day through Saturday at 8 p.m. animated fi lm Alacldin. the classic tale, straying just Jasmine. who is being forced sequel to The Hunt For Red SUIORY TUESDAY and Sunday at 2p.m. and 7 p.m. strange mixture of classic enough to provoke modem to marry an arrogant prince. October. It show in the Price Ticket range from $ 10 to $18. Oi ney fairy tale and modem interest. The film traces th e Jafar. evi l vi zier to the Center Theater (I t 6:30. 9:00 and Former Eagle Glenn Frey per­ Ken Anderson will lead the Info: 232-4088. Americana makes it clear this adventu res of young Aladdin Sultan, fi nds he needs a pu re- II :30 p.m. Tickets are $2. Info: forms in the Spreckels Theatre UCSD Gospel Choir at 8 p.m. in /-' movie is no Sleeping Beauty. and his only friend, a hea rted lad to fe tch a genie's 534-4090. fRIORY downlown at 7:30 p.m. Tickets the MandeviUeAudilorium. TIck­ Based on the Arabian monkey named Abu. lamp. He slyly recruit ~ pure ...... ~to, Or. are $22.50 in advance. Info: 278- ets for students are $3. Info: 534- GRLLERIES / Nigh,s tale, Aladdin opens Together. the pair eke out Aladd in to steal the lamp. Paul W..... , formerly of the bIbtI and U...... play at TIXS. 3229. Malld"" G.I.ry: "Three /, with a de ert panorama an existence and defend the wh ich he needs to overthrow Style Counci l and The Jam, will SOMA downtown. Info: 239- BritishBookArti t : Ian Hamilton I merging into a white-washed commoners from palace the Sultan. perform in SDSU's Montezuma SOMA. Jesus .nd M.ry CMIn, Finlay, Tom Phillips, Ian Tyson" city ene. TIle pic tu re follows guards and greedy mer- Through a eries of Hall at 8 p.m. Tickets range from SpIrItuaIzed. MecIdne and NEDIESDHY will be on exhibit until Dec. 13. I an Arab narrator on camel- chants. mi shaps, Aladdin finds $18 to $22. Info: 278-TIXS. The film Holly TfIn'Ot' and Cwve play ahemalive rock in Orange County's No Doubt The artists experiment with words back into an anc ient city, Aladdin dreams of livi ng himself in posse sion of the PersotuI Decisions show in the Price Cenler Ballroom at 8 plays with Fungo Mungo at the and images. Admis ion is free. where he sets up a trading in the town's palace, whose lamp which he Janos N6cYesy presents a room 107 in Solis Lectu re Hall al p.m. Info: 278-TIXS. Belly Up in Solana Beach at 9 The gallery is open Tuesday booth offering a combination onion·shaped tu rrets he can See ALADDIN, Page H4 seminar on electronic and com­ 7 p. m. Admiss ion is free. p.m. Tickets are $6. Info: 481 - through Sunday, noon to 5 p.m. puter music at noon in room B- Elaine Hall and Robin 9022. Info: 534-31 20. 2 \0 in the Mandev ille Center. The local band Honey Glue Podolsky will read from their DRACULA: Innocents Beware, This Film Sucks More Than Just Blood Info : 534-5404. plays with KAI KLN at Bodie work at the Blue Door Bookslore Museum of Contemponry knows the plot. downtown at 10 p.m. Info: 236- in Hillcrestat2 p.m. The two have Art: "Modem Dance as Muse: By Jenny a-... movie, but instead the film focuses Interpreting Bram Stoker's novel If you' re dyi ng to see th is John Pre.ton, Bern.rd 8988. wriuen about lesbian relation­ The An of Francoise Gilot," a Senior Staff Writer on the story of Vlad (Gary is indeed a challenge and this film movie, see it in th e theater - it Cooper and J.mes c.rroI hips. Info: 298-8610. piece featuring the work of Brit­ "( vanl to suck 'U. money out of Oldman) and his love Elisabeta makes an impressionable effort, PIckett read from Ihe anthol­ THERIER ish sculplor Antony Gormley, is your wallet," should be the sublitle (Winona Ryder). After a tragedy yet it assumes the won't be the same on video. ogy A Member of th e Family: SRTURORY U ...... ,...... : "Much on display until Dec. 9. The mu­ ofthe newly-released film Bram takes Elisabeta from him, Vlad audience has Visually, Dracula is n Ga)'Men Write AhoutTheir Fami­ The u JoIIIi Symphony Ado About Nothing" runs seum is open Tuesday through Stoker's Dracula. Director Francis renounces the church and thus read the beautifully crafted film . be prepared to be Jies at the Blue Door Bookstore in open il scason intheMandevi lle through Nov. 29. Performance Sunday from IOa.m.105p.m.and Ford Coppola (of Godfather fame) begins his reign as k.ing of the book and but confused by the plot Hillcre t at 7:30 p.m. Info: 298- Auditorium at 8 p.rn. The Sym­ are Tuesday through Saturday al Wednesday from 10 a.m. to 9 has created a picture which tells undead. Keanu Reeves plays and have the dark 8610. phony also plays Sunday at 3 8 p.m. with matinees at2 p.m. on p.m. Admission for sludents is lhe story of Vlad the Impaler, a Jonalhan Harker, the fiance of prince suck $7 p.m. Tickets range from $5 to Saturday and Sunday. Tickets $2. Info: 454-3541. legendary warrior-king of 15th Mina, who is the reincamated out of your Dixie Drep, including famed $\0. Info: 534-4637. MOIORY range from $2310 $29 . Info: 534- century Romania. The cinematog­ E1isabeta. guitarist Steve Mor.iC, have re­ The ...... ao,. fighl for 3793. Grove G nary: "4th Genera­ raphy, visual effects and costumes Oldman (previously seen as Lee pocket. grouped and will perform at Ihe IbIymoIMi fiest will be sign­ Iheir righllo party al the Starlight tion/5th Dimension: halo Scanga compliment each other brilliantly, Harvey Oswald in JFK) is truly Rhythm Cafe in Clairmont Mesa ing his lalesl book The King's Bowl. Opening for the New York The Forum Studio: Athol Curates New Glass" is on exhibit yet the audience may find that challenged by the many roles of at 8 p.m. Tickets are $19.50 in Buccaneer from II a.m. 10 2 p.m. rapper.! are the Rollins Band and Fugard 's"StatementsAfteranAr­ through Dec. 18. The gallery is lhey'll need Cliff's Notes to be Dracula. In one scene he is a advance and $2 1.5OIhedayofthe at Bookstar in Ihe Costa Verde Cypress Hill . Tickets are $20.50 rest Under the MOraIity Act" runs open Tuesday through Saturday. able to follow the complicated warrior, in the next an old man how. Info: 576-CAFE. Shopping Cenler. Info: 457-7699. in advance. Info: 278-TIXS. duough Nov. 24. Perfo~s Admission is free. Info: 534-2021. story. (with a Princess Leah two-bun The main advantage of this hairdo) and in another an eerie Dracula over B-rated vampire green fog. Ryder ponrays a flicks is that it closely follows the believable, though American-' 19th century novel by Bram accented Mina, but Reeves is tthe Princeton Review, Stoker. Bram Stoker'S original unable to lose his Bill and Ted Improve your Ayou'll join a small class of Dracula changes into ten different accent. One constantly expects aboul 12 students who share fonns (inslead of just the stereo­ his next line to be, "Dracula, your test-taking strengths and typical squeaking bat), just as the Id'S just be excellent to each weaknesses. Our tracking syslem movie changes constantly from other." Anthony Hopkins is GAfATscore helps you learn more efficiently, horror to romance to comedy. Professor Abraham Van Helsing because it allows your leacher 10 After stepping off the Dracula who brings a lighter, comic tone concentrate on the material you rollercoaster, the audience may to the script. by sitting next need most. So call today for feel more nauseous than exhila­ 1be performances by COUr.iC infonnation. Seats are rated. Oldman and Hopkins are filling fast. 1be most surprising element of redeeming, yet the film this story is that it is really a stumbles too many times' before to the right romance. Not until the last scene is getting a solid foothold. that made clear. With blood­ Coppola weaves a complicated dripping advertisements, one web which most audiences person. might anticipate a truly violent may be unable to decipher. .".. AM..,. To ~THb. LlATa ...... UCSD Theatre 1992-93 Season . (619} 695-9952 I ...... Department of Theatre - Fall Productions ----, Statements After an Arrest Under the Immorality Act by Athol Fugard _ November 18 - 20 at 8pm BUY November 21 at 2pm & 8pm November 22 at 2pm & 7pm THIS November 23 - 24 at 8pm Forum Studio . AD SPACE. LARGO DESOLATO by Vaclav Havel We're run out - December 2 • 4 at 8pm of filler December 5 at 2pm & 8pm ideas. December 6 at 7pm ...... Mandell Weiss Forum AdwertisInC 134-3488 II< '''I:TS .\IH. ~(I HII{ .-;n IIL,\I S. (;1-:1:' TW""TS HII{ ~~O PLEASE BAlY PWSE \\ 1111 TilL l( TilL \ I HI: (·\I{J). WSEIAI a: COHTEJfIORAAY ART '-;1> .... otIW ~ _In till 100 P!lOSI'ECT S11m . LA ALA ( . \I I. H m I>L 1\ II S. :'3-1·-1:'7-1. a...... c...... INFO : 497-0450 \1.llhkll \\'L'I',' lill,llll H, '\ t )IIlll' Upstairs 111 tile Student Center. l1li1101,. "- ~ d SIMs. ~2S9I 1 IIIATU ' 1I4 The ' 0 Guardian Thursday, November 19, 1992

"We're not gonna come on and bite heads off of chicken, or do CONCERT PREVIEW any rock 'n' roll theatrics. We're gonna be on lage and we're gonna play the song. There' Jesus and Mary Chain: Band's Rollercoaster Has Slowed gonna be orne trange things By Alexa J. Shennan "the new Sex Pistols," offering the upset Reid. r.uionaie for making music h projected on the screen behind Staff Writer Ii tener abrasive, raunchy, guitar­ "I'd have rather been on it than not changed. u , and that' it. We felt for a long On the ingle "Reverence" infused noi e pop. not, because I think it would have "We made Honey's Dead for time that we had to be entenain­ from The Jesu and Mary Chain' With their founh album, been funny to annoy 20 million the same reasons that we made ers, and we don't really give a latest release, Honey's Dead, Jim Honey's Dead, the Reid brothers living rooms in Britain," he aid. Psychocandy - just to make a fuck about that anymore. What we Reid ~ings, " I wanna die ju t like use the ame recycled melodie "You name any cool band from bener record than anybody else," do i we play mu ic, and if people Je us hrist... I wanna die ju t like that are no longe r on the cutting Britain and chance are they've he said. "We go away between like it, that' fantastic, but if they JFK." During a recent telephone edge of the new altemati ve rock been on Top of the Pop .' our albums, check out what don 'I, we can't apologize." interview from a tour top in phenomenon. The Jesu and Mary Nobody tum it down. It ' like a everybody else i doing, and get to Breaking away from guitar­ At lanta, Georgia, Reid sounded Chain were once revered as the statu symbol. When you were a the point where we say, 'Well, infused musical noise, the opening like he had already died. new rock me siah , re toring little kid you might have walched why don't people make mu ic like acts selected personally by 'The The group is on a tour dubbed credibility to a dying art form . But ornebody like T-Rex on it, and blah, blah, blah, blah,' and we go Je u and Mary Chain will include the "Rollercoaster U.S. Tour" Reid, in a fl eeting moment of it's like finally arriving at your away and make a record of our the altemative techno-rockers with Medicine and Spiritualized humility, admitted, "We never d tination." own." Medicine and Spiritualized. as the opening acts. The bands . invented thi music, 0 I'm not After all, it i n't as if The Jesus It took The Jesu and Mary 1be Los Angeles-based band will perform Sunday at 8 p.m. in gonna claim that we own il. and Mary Chain think about it Chain three years 10 decide what Medicine has just released its the Price Center Ballroom. People say it's a brand-new mu ic to uch a great eXlent that il that new,sound for its next album debut album, Sho/ Forth Self A lot of word could describe sound, but we've just taken could have foreseen being banned should be. Reid said, "We were Living. 'The nine tracks are fueled Reid during thi particularly something that already existed and from a pre tigiou music program. tired of the mu ic industry and we with over-done guitar feedback deli ghtful conversation. The first pushed it down the line a little bil. Referring to how he write hi like to take time off when we get that drowns out the clearly that come to mind are "apathetic" "It's not so very difficult to be songs, Reid droned, '" don't really like that It does take a lot of time secondary lyrics. and "cocky." Well, at leas t you rebellious when you're making think about [the meaning of the to gel a record together. We don't Spiritualized, Ihough continu­ can't accu e Reid of being mu ic. The whole industry caters lyrics]. It's pretty in jinctive. You like to put any fillers on; we like ing in a similar contemporary di hone I. A the lead singer of to a child-like mentality and can over-analyze where some­ to make every track a possible a1lernative techno-rock vein, may The Je u and Mary Chain, Reid, anybody that trays from that is thing come from, and, don'l single. I can't stand it when you have a bit more to offer in its live with his brother William, has been called rebellious," he said. really want to get into that." go and buy a record, and you gel acl. 1be band's name describes ils offering audience imple morsels However, perceived as a band However, Reid was kind cheated; you gel two or three good happy, ethereal, spirilUally­ of indifference and exi tential that doe not comply with enough to reflecl upon the songs, and the re I are all throw­ reflective music. It is music thaI confusion ever ince his band infantile musical norms, The Jesu evolution of 'The Jesus and Mary away lras.h." inviles psychotic, schizophrenic released PsycllOcandy in 1985. and Mary Chain was recently Chain's sound over the years. 1bese new songs will undoubt­ delusions of grandeur. Unlike the Since pringing upon the music banned from Britain' glos y Although it may all sound exactly edly be included in 'The Jesus and assaulling lechno-noise of bands scene, the band has been hailed as "Top of the Pops" TV how. This the same to the untrained ear, the Mary Chain's show on Sunday. like Medicine, Spiritualized offers Reid brothers know their own Reid hinted Ihat the show will be music that slowly creeps up and mu ic. Reid said that their "fairly traditional." overtakes your consciousness. You'll be seeln. OREEN because If you or someone we're READ Film Festival: Unique Short Films Featured Quan"" Advert'''", 534-34M you know has By Y8ZINn GhoneIm viewer up close to share the looking for a job, but finds that all Guardian Reporter • Mononucleosis • Lyme Olsease Pass or don t P"~' snail' perspective by using a employers want someone with • Clotting factor • Epstein Barr Showcasing ten directors from time-lapse photographic tech­ experience. 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Program The Fenility Center of Aladdin: Stuffed with the genie's one-liners Scripp~ Clinic needs healthy. male college graduates Continued from H1 comprehend the genie's allu ion fine parrot. 21·40 year ' old for th eir ummarily rubs to produce a genie to Rodney Dangerfield, the film Part of the film' s wonder tems Sperm Donor Program. (given life with the voice of Robin take on a comic tone. There i from it incredible animation. The For more infomlation, Williams). The genie helps him in just no way to walch the big, blue, lrong color and three-dimen­ call (619)554-9781 his effon to win the princess. bearded genie shape-shift into sional movement alone i Monday-Friday. llle dialogue throughout the Jack Nicholson for a Williams stunning. Scenes inside the palace, tory reinforces the theme that one-liner without feeling a twinge a collage of aquamarine and other I~I ?£~1~~£~1£ inner beauty matters, as opposed of absurdity. soft coloring, make the Sultan's to outer features. However, Ihis Comedy rolls out Williams' home much more visually theme i not really reflected by the throat like yesterday's uzo. Every appealing than Snow White' illustration, ince the heros are genie monologue is interspersed castle. typically beautiful and the villains with comments like "Wake up and If the still-scene animation hideous. smell the humus" and "IO, seems breathtaking, Ihe added The eclectic mixture of old years in a lamp will give you such magic and action can only be Disney and modem metaphor a crick in the neck." described as unbelievable. Toward gives the film a beauty of its own, If those one-liners don't seem the end of the film, the Sultan's appealing to a wide audience. interesting enough, the film is evil vizer Jafar gain magic Children will not understand wonh seeing just to hear Gilben power, and his rendering as an all­ Williams' windy oratory, but they Gottfried of "USA Up All Night" powerful wicked sorcerer is the will appreciate the con tant fame lend his screeching voice to mosl powerful ponrayal of adventure and action the tale the evil patrOllago. His grating traditional magic since Mickey provides. larynx may annoy many B-movie played The Sorcerer's Apprentice. For an one old enough to fan , but Gottfried makes a damn Aladdin open on Nov. 25.