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Rent opt. $1,350. 1 BR $810 N.E. 2BR _apt for rent, w/w carpet, updated appls, BROOKLAND CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL AREA FREE rent until June 1, 2008 410-798-6687 8301 Anderson Dr. No App. Fee With This Ad Sect 8 ok. call 202-257-9830. HYATTSVILLE—Rooms for rent in 6BR house. H 1 MONTH FREE* Fairfax, VA 22031 Ronald, 202-423-7391 W/W Carpet NE/Deanwood near Metro - 4932 Nash St, 1 BR, WALK TO METRO www.amberleighapartments.com H Dishwasher w/w, newly renov, quiet & sec bldg. $645+ elec H Separate dining room 301-503-6106 888-704-1387 HYATTSVILLE Near Arts District H 1BR $675; 2BR $775+elec. Central A/C H Convenient to Metro & Bus line NE - Renovated 1 & 2 BR apts. New Brookland Series Apartments 1, 2 and 3 bedroom town homes 301-779-1734 $695 & up. Call 202-657-2099 1-Bedroom $1250 H Small pets welcome H Pet friendly Community Landmark—$1185 -- 1BD1BA Condo @Grnhouse PINEBROOK APARTMENTS Northwest 3636 16th St. NW Completely Renovated H Internet Cafe w/Balc. 14th Flr 815SF W/D 24 HR Frt Dsk. Across Beautiful new kitchens and baths H Fitness Center from Park/Bike Path. Inside Bltwy near I-395. Washer/Dryer H Sparkling Swimming Pool & Club House Express to Pentgn. Util Inc. 1Mo SecDep Req. Steve The Woodner Breakfast Nook H On-site Maintenance & Management 703-461-9533 H 301-773-9426 On-Site Parking Steps from Shopping & Dining LANDOVER --RENT TO OWN—no credit check, H Accessable to Public Transportation *Limited time offer.Ask for details. Apartments H 3BR 1.5ba TH, new kitc/carpet, fresh paint, hdwd Close to major employers, INOVA Hospital, SAIC, flrs, lge fncd yd, $1350/mo. 800-455-0379 ext. 5102. Brookland Ridge Exxon Mobil $500 off 1st Month's Rent!* FAIRFAX LANDOVER HILLS LANHAM 866-821-5139 Studios from $825! Horning Brothers welcomes housing choice The Avant... vouchers where rental amounts are within vouch- Only a Door Step Away! 1 MONTH FREE!* Finian's Court Apartments ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED! er limits .At this particular community applicable $99 SECURITY DEPOSIT H rents exceed ho using choice voucher limits. Walk to Columbia Heights Metro Station Spacious & Modern 1, 2 & 3 BRs 2 BRs from $1075 H Free Shuttle Service to Red Line Metro Station H AVAILABLE NOW! 1,2,3 BRs from $985 Short Walk to Metro H Spacious Apartments H H Designer Kitchens Laundry On-site H On-site Grocery & shops Cap Hghts- $160-$200/wk 202-330-7265; 240- H • Renovated apartments H Reserved Off-Street Parking Multiple Floorplans • Washer/Dryer in each apartment H Close to Rock Creek Park 304-4482, 202-330-8342 H Olympic Size Pools H • Wall-to-wall carpet CAP Hts Foreclosures only $397/mo! More 1-4 Pet-friendly! Cats & Large Dogs Welcome! • Convenient to main highways & shopping H High-speed Internet Ready CALL TODAY 888-869-2126 bedrooms available! For Listings 800-585-3617 H • Brand New Fitness Center xR680 Play Ground & Sundeck • Monitored alarm systems H Microwave Ovens in Each Apartment (888) 393-9176 *On Studio Apts. only. Must sign 12 month lease CAPITAL HEIGHTS Beautiful. 3BR. SFH . plenty of H Walking Distance to Wakefield Recreation Cen- 7740 Fins Lane yard space. Call 301-760-7105. ter,Pizzeria, Pharmacy, Dry Cleaner, On-site CHESAPEAKE LANDING Lanham MD 20706 www.robandvic.com Metro Bus (888) 219-3519 www.novodev.com Central Ave - Furnd, 4/5BR, split foyer, 2 frpl, lrg 703-941-1583 7509 Buchanan Street yrd. $2,500/ mo. Call 202-863-2060 7931 Patriot Drive, *on select apts. CENTREVILLE— 2MBR, 3.5BA, 3-lvl, cls to shops Annandale VA, 22003 SE $1400. 240-463-3862. www.avantapartments.com LANHAM/SEABROOK Manor & Garden Village Cheverly $1800.00 Beltway: Little River Turnpike exit East (rte. 236 Wonderful Community toward Annandale). 1 block R onto Heritage Drive, $1800.00,2br,2ba,hrdw flrs refurbished bathrm and Right on Patriot Drive, rental office on your left. kit + Optional 3rd br in walkout Bsmt,301-343-1835 Fair Oaks—Penderbrook Neighborhood! 3 lvl town- MANAGER'S SPECIAL! Ask About home. $1900/mo, 3 br, 2.5 ba, 1 Car Attached SPACIOUS 1,2 AND 3 -BEDROOMS Accent Walls CONN AVE NW EHO gar, deck 3944 Valley Ridge Dr, Fairfax, VA 22033. All Utilities Included Distinctive Floorplans Contact: 646-247-2229 Elegant Design FallsCh/Skyline Hse - 1br, GREAT VIEW, 24hr. desk H Washer/dryer in each apartment Superior Service attend., Assigned undrgrd. prkg., w/d, cble incl., H Sep. formal din. rm/step-down liv. rm Off Rte 7, Avail June 1, $1295 Call 757-439-2440 H Generous cabinet, closet & storage space FREE MONTH’S & Location-Location-Location Forestville Parkland Village H Plush wall-to-wall carpeting 2BR Special & pay 1/2 Security Deposit H High-speed internet and cable available RENT*!!! W/D in each Apartment & CAC. H Sparkling swimming pool with sundeck 1-888-288-2159 H Playground and picnic area • 1 BRs from $725* • FREE Splash Park H Close to Greenway Shopping Ctr. & Beltway • Upgraded units with stainless steel • Next to New Super Giant 1 MONTH FREE! GAITHERSBURG/1/2 mile fr. Rte. 270 EHO Plaza, easy access to B.W. Pkwy, I-95 & Bltwy. (ON SELECT APTS. & More!*) • Receive a $200 Giant Gift Card* • FREE Metro Shuttle & NEWLY RENOVATED COUNTRYSIDE FREE Off-Street Parking • Boys & Girls Club at the THEARC STUDIOS FROM $1125 WASHER/DRYER IN EACH APT (888) 878-8371 • Daily 8-5, Wed 8-7, Sat 9-4 and Sun 11-4 1 BRs FROM $1540 ASK ABOUT SPECIALS www.countryside-apts.com 1717 Alabama Ave., SE 1-888-275-2914 2BRs FROM $2175 Lanham—$700.00, Master bedroom w/private bath, Nr Pub Transp, AC, parking, 301-254-3474 GROVE LANHAM—5BR, 2.5BA SFH, 2car, 2LR/2DR, The Chesapeake $2450. FT. WASH—4BR, 2.5BA TH. $1750.SUIT- William C. Smith & Co. www.thearcdc.org 4601 Connecticut Ave. NW PARK LAND—4BR, 2BA SFH. $1650/opt. 240-398-8200 888-354-7977 H Ride on Bus at community entrance LARGO—2 lvl, 3BR. 1.5BA TH. $1675+utils. www.wcsmith.com H *Call for Details Horning Brothers welcomes housing choice Fitness center and clubhouse Call 301-523-4772 H Swimming Pool vouchers where rental amounts are within vouch- H er limits. At this particular community, applicable MORE! rents exceed housing choice voucher limits. CALL TODAY 866-441-3309 Move into an Exceptional Enclave apartment home and www.horningbrothers.com 750 Clopper Rd. *see leasing consultant for details se habla espanol DEANWOOD— beautiful 2BR 2BA. fin bsmt. w/d. sunroom. fenced bkyd. wall to wall carpet. $1500. GREENBELT EHO Section 8 welcome. 240-882-8181 DENIED AN APT DUE TO CREDIT? The Hanover MD, DC, VA 301-577-5705 E www.secondavenueonline.com Stop Looking! Start Living! (It’s our ntertaining housewarming gift!) EHO ALL UTILITIES INLCLUDED 5% DISCOUNT FOR Move-in today and don’t pay rent until July 1st.* Military & Government Employees! H Washer/Dryer! Balcony or Patio! Metrobus at your front door H Fitness Center & Olympic size pool! H Pet Friendly! Great Specials! April Rent Specials H Close to Metro & Shopping! H Minutes from 495 and 295 1, 2BR's from $885 H Superior Service $10.00 Appl Fee Visit your New Home Today! H Washer/dryer in unit 7232 Hanover Pkwy H Private Balcony or Patio Greenbelt, MD 20770 H Wall to wall carpet H Dishwashers H Parking Included or call (866)580-0965 H PETS WELCOME HYATTSVILLE/Move-in Special! CALL TODAY: 1&2brFROM $750 + A/C.Nice setting near Nr. 1-866-652-4957 Arts District. Off street parking. Hours: M-F 9-5PM Sat 10-3PM Sun 12-4PM Call TODAY! 301/927-8339 One Bedrooms staring from only $800! Limited Time Only! enclavesilverspring.com 866.357.5909 11225 Oak Leaf Drive Silver Spring MD *Prices, availability, specials and lease terms subject to change at any time. 5A830Hk $ ! ! 'k4G?A4BBk" Classifieds NW 1/2 mo. off May! 5301 New Hamp Eff $750/2BR Riverdale EHO SE RENTALS $1100+ elec. 5741 Colorado. Eff $800/1BR $900. SE Cascade Park Apts- 2514 4th NE 2 BR $900 703-255-3884 x 106 ONE MONTH FREE! 1 & 2 Bedrooms 4236 4th Street No Application Fee 1 & 2BRS FROM $865 from $750 1BR $1600 2BR $975 Northeast EHO NW —5 or 6BR, will accept Sect 8. Call 301-675-1231 • Brand New Kitchens 3BR $1495 4BR $1600 ASK ABOUT OUR RENOVATIONS! • Large Closets H Great location in a park-like setting 1BR FROM $601 • FREE Gas cooking/hot water H Gas, hot water & heat included. Newly Renovated 2BR FROM $679 NW • Min to I 495, BW Pkwy & New Carrolton Metro H Laundry facility on property. 3BR FROM $798 AUBURN MANOR H Intercom access to every bldg. Sherry Hall New Carpeting, Tiling & H Beautiful hardwood flooring 888-332-6003 Kitchen Appliances H 2702 Wisconsin Ave.,NW INCOME RESTRICTIONS Apply Spacious closets 1-866-856-4184 H Laundry facilities *ask for details H Convenient to public transportation & shopping 1BR: $1425 Apartments Available Today ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED Riverdale The Pentacle Apts. Park Tanglewood 202-396-2512 H North Georgetown 5309 Riverdale Road Banneker Place Apts. Call Now Stop by Mon-Fri 9am-5pm H Front facing with incredible views of DC Riverdale, MD 20737 1507 Benning Rd. N.E. H Heat and AC included 888-415-2076 Call for Details Call 888-481-8925 Washington DC 20002 H Beautiful Hardwood Floors H 1BR with Balcony: $895 (202) 584-1688 www.novodev.com Sundeck w/ panoramic views Professional Mgmt. by CIH Properties Income restrictions apply H On site Laundry ALL UTILITIES INCLUDES Minimum Annual Income: H 24-Hr Maintenance on-site 2 BR $25,500 3 BR: $29,7000 H Spacious Floorplans & Closet Space H Walk to shopping/dining SIL SPR Acr Fr. Forest Glen Metro One BR garden H Electronic Entry System apts. $900 Low Sec. Dep. $100 Off 1st Mo util H Balcony or Patio Incld (a/c extra).CALL TODAY! 301-593-0485 NORTHEAST EHO Professionally Managed By H William C. Smith & Co./EHO Central Air Conditioning Comfort-Convenience-- H Dishwasher SE DC H Swimming Pool H Great Savings Are in Bloom! SILVER SPRING EHO AFFORDABLE! Old Town—$1850, 2 br, 1 ba, 3 Russell Road #B, Old Free Parking Come Grow With Us At COME CHECK US OUT! Town Alexandria, across frm Metro, DW, WD, Gas OPEN HOUSE FP, Hw Flrs, parking, 703-980-7896. Open House Professionally Managed By William C. Smith & Co./EHO Wingate Tower and FRIDAY MAY 2 9AM-6PM 5/4 1-4 p.m. SATURDAY MAY 3 10AM-4PM ROCKVILLE/GAITHS—Lrg 1&2BR. 1mo free, Lots of Garden Apts. FORT CHAPLIN PARK Parkfairfax—$1900 all util, park,2/2 br/ba, highrise, discounts. All utls/cbl incl. Unfurn/Furn/Corp. Balc. INCREDIBLE SPECIALS ON EFFICIENCIES! One Block from Metro Martha Custis, small pets, pool, 240-350-3225 Nr Metro, park w/ gym/pool, grocery. 301-948-0087. 1 BRs from $750 FREE off-street parking H Landscaped courtyards ROCKVILLE/N. BETH. 2BR. 1BA. $1395 all util incl. 2 BRs from $850 ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED 1&2BRapts/3BR townhomes RENT TO OWN—Upper Marlboro 5BR, 4.5BA 3 BRs from $960 H Wall to Wall Carpet upgraded kitchen & Bath. Free parking. pool. tennis. H $3900 & 5BR 3.5BA. $3375. Brandywine SFH 4BR, Avail May 1. Call for appt. 240-997-3356. Walk to Metro and Wheaton Plaza 5% DISCOUNT TO ALL 3.5BA, $3200. Hyattsville 4BR 3.5BA TH $1875. 4 BRs from $1490 METRO & DC GOV'T EMPLOYEES Landover 4BR 2BA $1950. Call Long & Foster, SE — 1BR. 4633 Hillside Rd, hdwds, ceil fans, 5 BRs from $1600 Income Restrictions Apply. Call for More Info agent Ms. Stokes. 240-882-2323 or 240-765-5811 or Sect 8 ok. 703-967-8206 *Handicap Accessible units Available! O: 301-735-9600 Ext 329. Ambassador Apartments CALL TOLL FREE 877-269-4216 SE— 1BR& 1 BR w/ Den, $743 and Up + Electric, $99 Security Deposit Special 4212 East Capital St N.E. No pets. Call 202-265-4814 or 202-889-4083. 1st Month FREE! 301-942-6001 Reston—$1000, 1 br, 1 ba, 11138 Beaver Trail Fred A.Smith Co. 2715 University Blvd West Ct, Reston, VA, Private Lake Access, water incl, You could win a 32" or 42" LCD TV! Housing Choice Vouchers Welcome where rents Move in by 5/31/08 are within voucher limits New Appliances, WW Carpet, small dogs allowed, SE— 3 BR, 2 FBA apt unit avail immed. New carp, parking, 302-981-9104 windows, appls. All vouchers welc. Open House May 2 & 3, 10am-3pm 202-422-3409 202-563-2652 Silver Spring/Kinsman Farm—3BR 3.5BA , fin- Northwest Reston—Town Center - 2br,2ba,HW flrs,fpl,garage SE EHO ished basment. $1,850. parking,security,pool, gym,biz ctr $1950/m 703- CALL DUFFIE INC. 301-434-3040 1 MONTH FREE* 650-8930 Distinctive Floorplans Meadowbrook Run Elegant Design Riverdale EHO ½ Off First Months Rent* SE/The New Anacostia Silver Spring Superior Service A GREAT PLACE TO & Location-Location-Location April Fool's Special! 1BR Starting at $715 THE BEST VIEW IN THE CITY! COME HOME TO! STUDIOS FROM $1450 5% DISCOUNT FOR Military & Goverment Employees SELECT 2 BRS STARTING AT $960 * 1 BRs FROM $1695 Reduced Rent for the First year $99 SECURITY DEPOSIT SPECIAL* 1 Mo. Rent Free 2BRs FROM $2625 And H Free Application Process with this ad UTILITIES INCLUDED WOODVALE First Full Month's Rent Free H Resident-Controlled Access H Large Walk-in Closets This beautifully landscaped community features The Saratoga H New Cabinets, New Carpet, New Appliances $10.00 Appl Fee Convenient to Congress Heights Metro MARBURY PLAZA 4601 Connecticut Ave. NW H Some Units Include Heat and So Much More Minutes from VA, Downtown DC,395 & Metro • Ceiling fan in kitchen 888-354-7977 * Must be credit approved • Tile Entrance Foyer www.horningbrothers.com 3647 6th St., SE • Washer & Dryer in all homes MetroBus at your front door 877-819-3121 2300 Good Hope Rd. SE • Swimming Pool/Tennis Courts On-site laundry, Gourmet Kitchens • Wooded picnic areas Horning Brothers welcomes housing choice Wall/Wall Carpet, Private Balconies William C. Smith & Co. vouchers where rental amounts are within vouch- www.wcsmith.com 888-798-1916 • Now under new management! er limits.At this particular community applicable CALL TODAY! *On 1BRs Only Call Today for details rents exceed ho using choice voucher limits. *for qualified applicants. (866) 522-5427 1-866-906-9224 SE/NE— Call for Specials on 2BR, 3BR & 4BR, *Select apts.see leasing consultant for details *restrictions may apply Hours: Mon-Fri 9-5PM; Sat 10-3PM; Sun 12-4PM from $700 to $1600. Sec. 8 OK. 202-388-3900 x10 WWW.beaconmanagement.com LANDOVER RIVERDALE • Gated Community Call now Silver Spring/Dumont Oaks- lg TH, 3BR, 2.5BA, deck, fin bsmt, fp, dead end cul-de-sac. $1850 • Free Gas & Water for our 1, 2, & 3 BR Apts Huge 2 BR Townhomes CALL DUFFIE INC. 301-434-3040 • State-of-the-art FANTASTIC Maple Ridge fitness center 888-583-3045 • Free 6 week SPECIALS Southeast 2252 Brightseat Road • Landover, MD 20785 summer Parkview GardensMove in camp 888-251-1872 now with 2 & 3 Bedrooms OXON HILL ONLY $200 $9 million Renovation 6400 Riverdale Road • Riverdale, MD 20737 (limited time • FREE UTILITIES CALL GATED COMMUNITY offer select • Swimming pool ABOUT Beautiful Kitchens - Granite Countertops 1BRonly) The Village Colonial • Free 6 week summer camp FANTASTIC • Private balconies/patios SPECIALS • Fitness Center on Property • Washer/Dryer** at Chesapeake 888-583-3047Village • Minutes to Metro, DC, • Beautiful Kitchens- • Outdoor & Indoor Pools Virginia, and 495 Granite Countertops** • Free 6 week summer camp H W/W carpet 908 Marcy Ave. • Oxon HIll, MD 20745 H Hardwood Floors • Roomy, Modern Apts HYATTSVILLE H Central Air • Private Balconies/Patios Move in • FREE UTILITIES CALL NOW Riverdale now with H Near DC/MD METRO • Free 6 week summer camp • Free Application Fee FOR OUR ONLY $200 H On-site Laundry • Cathedral ceiling *select units Fletchers Field • Spacious and modern apts FANTASTIC 800-767-2189Village (limited time H 24hr. maintenance • Wall to Wall carpet SPECIALS! • 1, 2, & 3 BR AVAILABLE. offer) H Future On-site Learning 5409 Riverdale Road • Riverdale, MD 20781 Apartments866-805-0782 • Dishwasher • HUGE 2 BR TOWNHOMES Center • Private balconies/patios H Affordable 5249 Kenilworth Ave. • Hyattsville, MD 20781 LANDOVER H Section 8 Welcome LANDOVER • FREE UTILITIES 1st month • Walk to Metro Call now H Subject to criminal and • Gated Community credit checks • FREE Heat & Water FREE • Walk to Elementary for our Kings Square School Calvert Hall • Free 6 week summer camp No app. Fee Kings Square FANTASTIC Units avail for immediate • B/W Parkway, Metro, 495 w/this ad • Daycare on Premises Apartments • Free 6 week summer camp SPECIALS occupancy Apartments877-203-6036 • New Walmart Across the 877-898-6958 Street • Security Deposit payment 877-275-1129 3817 64th Ave. • Landover, MD 20784 3402 Dodge Park Road • Landover, MD 20785 plan (call for details) Come Visit us Mon.-Fri. 8-5, Sat. 10-4, Sun. 12-4 Come Visit us Mon.-Fri. 8-5, Sat. 10-4, Sun. 12-4 M-F 8-6. Sat. 10-2 CALL FOR FANTASTIC SPECIALS! CALL FOR FANTASTIC SPECIALS! A VESTA PROPERTY EHO "!k4G?A4BBk $ ! ! 'k5A830H Classifieds SUITLAND SW SIL SPG Shr hse. N/S M, lge rm, pvt entr, shwr, W/D, RENTALS cable/int, nr shpg/Metro, safe. Pkg. $650 or $750. RESORT PROPERTIES 1 BR starting at $750 2 MONTHS incl utls. Moses 240-286-5451; 301-962-7171. SIL SPG—Walk to Metro. Prof to shr Wonderful SOUTHEAST EHO 2BR starting at $850 House. BR/BA:$675, $535. N/S, no pets. utils N. Myrtle Beach, SC—Estate - Main House/Guest ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED FREE!* included.Private entrance 301-593-2435 House - Total 7BR/5BA 10 min to beaches. Gated TWO MONTHS FREE!* Must move in by 5/16/08 SPRINGFIELD W—Nr GMU, avail now, quiet, safe Waterway Comm - $975,000. 843-267-8234 Eagle's Crossing nghrhd, all you req in a bsmt. Prvt, kitc, slp & liv FREE APP FEE WITH THIS AD! 1&2 BEDROOM APTS. area, full-tiled BA, shr w/d. w-o to fncd bk yd. $900 SPACIOUS2&3BRApartments utils incl. Min 1 yr lse,, sec dep, refs & cred chk. REAL ESTATE SERVICES Convenient to shopping, schools Newly Renovated Apts. Available Park-like Setting. Emergency Maint Call 703-340-4639 and major highways 5% Discount to Wall-to-Wall Carpet . Walk-in Closets Upper Marlboro - Wlk to PG Comm Coll. 1BR in shr Dishwasher . Walk-in Closets Military, college students, teachers, Central Laundry Facils .Dishwasher SFH. $500 incl utils.301-247-9039 or 240-619-2188 VA Beach 5 Star Condo for Rent—On the beach, firemen & police. 5% DISCOUNT TO ALL VIENNA—1br, 1priv. ba, Prof to shr SFH, N/S, huge sleeps 6. Full kitchen, jacuzzi tub, multiple pools. 3 Wall-to-Wall Carpeting Minutes to Andrews, Metro & Shops METRO & DC GOV'T EMPLOYEES 5% DISCOUNT TO ALL deck, 1 Mi. Vienna Metro. $675/mo+Utils weeks available: July 13-20, 20-27, 27-Aug 3. Only Pets allowed with restrictions Call 301-758-1693 $2500 Call 270-210-6749 METRO & DC GOVT EMPLOYEES Call TOLL FREE PINEWOOD CHASE (866) 416-1325 Meadow Green Courts 116 Irvington Street SW CONDOS FOR SALE COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE 866-414-2477 OPEN SUNDAYS 11-3 877-595-7389 Open Late Tu/Th 10am-7pm Housing Choice Vouchers Welcome 3539 A Street SE *See Leasing Consultant for Details ALEXANDRIA/WATERGATE -1BR/1BA $256K; 2 Housing Choice Vouchers welcome where rents SUITLAND BR/2 BA $285K. W/D, gated comm, indr/outdr 1629 K St, NW.—Office Intelligently: On demand are within voucher program limits UPPER MARLBORO/DISTRICT HGTS rent w/opt to pools & tennis courts. Metro shuttle. 571-277-1831 offices, phone, mail, Net, incubator, other svcs. Plans $55-$200/mo. OSI 202-835-0680 SPECIAL LOW DEPOSIT buy. 4 houses avail. $1650-$2000 mo. Call Columbia Hghts U Street *See Leasing Consultant for Details 800-662-1961 x5227 www.privadocondos.com BALTIMORE CITY investment properties for sale $100 off 1st Month! UPPER MARLBORO—rent w/ opt to buy $1,500/m- design your own. $2,200/m. Catherine Holroyt, Exit Premier Realty, Cash cow liq. store real estate included below 202-391-2347 301-560-6700 NE/1210 19th St.— Nice 2 BR apt. $685+ utils. market value financing available 410-830-0467 Open House Sun 3:00-3:30pm.. 301-912-2030 Southeast Waterview at Long Bar Harbor—$1,900.00, 5 br, 1 & 2 BRs from $750 3 ba, 1 1/2ba, 2 Fls, 1 Car Attached gar, 3606 S.E./Forest Cove —2BR Condos, w/d, CAC $875 & Skipjack Court, Abingdon/Aberdeen, MD, cats, HSI, up, 202-889-9226. CARS Stanton Glenn Apartments UTILITIES INCLUDED! DW, porch-patio, Nr Pub Transp, Newly Ren, Form SILVER SPRING $199,900 SILVER HILL APTS. DR, Form LR, WD, eat-in kitchen, large dogs allowed, Open Sun., May 4, 1-4 PM Open House Sat. 4/26 & Sun. 4/27 small dogs allowed, parking, 240-216-6940 Spacious 2 BR & Den, Home Warranty BMW 2006 530 — xi, $37500 obo, Excellent cond, 10am-2pm Remodeled w/new Kitchens 2 Renovated Baths, New HVAC 11k mi, Beige int, Blue ext, 4 dr, Htd Seats, 202-265- New Oven & Fridge, Elevator,W/D 3238 • DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM METRO! ROOMMATES Ride-On, Metro, Est .Tax: $1844 If You want the Urban Style with Christina Koch-Garcia 301-633-8556 • Hardwood floors, Mini-blinds Century 21 Trademark 301-230-2300 BMW 2005 325 — xi, $21,950, 100Kmain/mech that Downtown Feel Overlooking 3301Hewitt.CkSellsHomes.com wrty, Exc cond, 56k mi, White/beige lthr int, 4 dr, • Laundry facilities on-site ADOPT A CAT/KITTEN Vet checked Htd Seats, new tires, Mnrf, 202-320-1395 the Washington Monument, with • Free parking Call Feline Foundation. our lofts & skylights 703-920-8665 www.ffgw.org HOUSES FOR SALE Cadillac 2007 CTS — $37,000.00, Excellent cond, 301-423-3131 ALEXANDRIA - $850, animal lover, to hsr furn hse 5k mi, Tan int, White ext, 4 dr, Htd Seats, Lthr Int, Fitness Center Swimming Pool w/mature fem, 2 nice dogs, 2 cats. PVT BA, W/D, Sunrf, ABS, 301-404-8331 New Carpet Full size Wash/Dryer SW- 2 BR apt. 2 blocks from Nationals Stadium. Yard. Util/Cable incl. 703-721-6602 $1500 202-309-1940 AAFB/SUITLAND/CLINTON $1995-$2195. 3-4br Chevrolet 1996 Blazer — LT, $3200, Good cond, Alarm System Balconies ALEXANDRIA/FT BELVOIR—M shr neat,cln,furn'd homes, fin bsmt, FP, CAC, garage, Barry 301-203- SW — Beaut 1BR, 1 blk to metro, shps, stadium. 173K, Tan int, Green ext, 2 dr,ABS, fog lights, CD, TH,lg rm w/prv bath, $690; $500 depos. incl utils, 3402 301-751-7033 New appl/crpt/paint. $1250 incl gas & elec. NS, NP,3 01-203-2420 or 703-303-1237. Stanton Glenn is the Place for you! 301-203-1009 BOWIE 6 ACRES HORSE FARMNewly renov Alexandria - Fairfax County—SFH split-lvl 2 share, home,10BR 5BA fenced yard,barn included.13325 CHEVROLET 1995 LUMINA— 4 dr, 108K mis, runs SW WATERFRONT 1BR Renovated condo w/bal- $1000 incl util, YOUR SPC: 2 br/1 ba/living rm. Share 11th St great, As is. Gray, A/C works great. No dents. 3048 Stanton Road S.E. Suite #104 cony. $1700. 202-641-6058 Washington DC 20020 ktchn/lndry. Seek 1 prsn, non-smkr, no pets, 703- $699,000 301-343-4236 $1900/obo. Call 202-281-9228 489-6071. Pix avail. SW WTRFRT- 1BR, metro across street, everything Capitol Heights - $259K. 6BR rambler w/ bsmt. Call Tasha Bland & Tyrone Stover new, gar prk avail, clearly see Nats and Capital from Alexandria - Fairfax County—SFH split-lvl 2 share, Newly renov, hwd flrs, granite kitch, new Bas, Chevrolet 1986 Astro — CL, $2000 obo, Good 1-888-497-4364 fx 202-889-1325 balc, utls incld, top flr, sec. bldg . $1450 301-467- $1000 incl util, YOUR SPC: 2 br/1 ba/living rm. Share fenced yard. Call 301-343-4236 cond, 60k mi, Tan int, Gold ext, 3 dr, Buckets, 0156 ktchn/lndry. Seek 1 prsn, non-smkr, no pets, 703- Automatic, PS, PB, 703-216-6508 489-6071. Pix avail. Capitol Hill—$619,900, 2 br 3.5 ba 728 Maryland TAKOMA PARK—Beaut. parklike setting, all util. Avenue NE Designer furn w/fp offer Shonda High- Chevy Alumina 1994 LS - Auto, Family Mini Van, inc. 1-BR from $825. 301-891-2270. ALEXANDRIA - $850, animal lover, to hsr furn hse tower RE/MAX Allegiance 202-680-3228 w/mature fem, 2 nice dogs, 2 cats. PVT BA, W/D, V6, look/runs great, 117k mls, $1500 firm, 202- Southwest Yard. Util/Cable incl. 703-721-6602 CLINTON $199,900 Foreclosure 4BR. 2BA SFH. 744-7187 TAKOMA PARK Closing Help. Mr. Melbourne, Exit Premier Realty ALEXANDRIA - $850. Animal lover to share furn shr 202-327-1367,301-560-6700 x1166 Comfortable & Spacious w/mature fem, 2 nice dogs, 2 cats. PVT BA, W/D, Dodge 2003 Sprinter — 23 MPG! High Roof,10 2BR starting at $1039* Yard. Util/Cable incl. Call 703-721-6602 COLUMBIA HTS— $640K. spacious, newly renov. 2 psgr, 101k mi, power everything, All The Extras! I am orig owner $22,485 obo 301-352-9110 ARLINGTON- $900, no utls, free cable, use of exc. BR. 42" cabinets, granite cntr tops, frpls, ceramic, etc. Call Willene ownr/agt 240-274-7510 Oak Park Apts 3BR starting at $1102* room & swmng pool, metro access 703-521-7700 Ford 2006 F150 — XLT, $24000 obo, Excellent ARL M to shr hse blks to Metro. BR w/pvt BA. hdwd DISTRESS SALES—Free list with pictures of bank foreclosures and power of sale properties. Free 24- cond, tonneau cover and rhino lining, 15k mi, Tan 125 Ivanhoe St. S.W. flrs. lots of sunshine. $865/mo. int, Green ext, 4 dr, alloy wheels, 703-980-8878 BELFORD TOWERS 703-622-0962 hr recorded msg 1-800-910-0453 X2042 H BOWIE— 4BR 3BA, pool & hottub. Renovated1&2BRApts. ASHBURN/STERLING— Shr hse. Rm for rent. Nr Ford 1998 Explorer — Eddie Bauer, $4500, Exc H Close to 295 & Hadley Hospital Is accessible by bus and rail • is walking Dulles. Prof pref. NS. $550 utl, cbl, int. incl. Fort Washington $649,900 cond, 142k mi, 6 cd changer, sunroof, leather int, AMAZING Near National Harbor! H distance to nearby shopping ctrs & recre- 571-216-3690 LOADED 410-531-0508 MetroBus stop in front ation. Just minutes from Washington D.C. 495 ALL Offers Consid., 11704 Spyglass Ct, 5 BR, 3.5BA, H BROOKLAND, DC— 2 blks Metro, furn'd BR in pvt Laundry Facility On Site and East-West Hwy. .41 acre, 3 fin lvls, HW fls, 2-stry foyer& fam rm, Ford 1996 Explorer — XLT, $4000 obo, Good cond, home. Own ba & kitc, a/c, cable, no util charge, no LR&DR w/bay wind., marble FP, gourmet kit, library, gas and water included sec dep. $599/mo 202-526-1054 116k mi, Beige int, Blue ext, 4 dr, Lthr Int, Sunrf, HUGE bsmt w/rec rm wetbar & full BA, designer Cass, ABS, alarm, 757-408-0756 CALL TODAY 5% discount to military, government Cap Hill— Furn'd rms in SFH. W/D, Kit, Cbl in each owner's suite/BA, inground POOL w/waterfalls & 1-888-665-1083 employees and students rm. 2mns dwntwn. $600+1/3 Utils. Call 202-812- stone patio, fence, intercom sys, culdesac JUNK VEHICLES REMOVED FREE 8315. 443.804.6288 Open May 4 from 1-5 CASH PAY FOR ALL CAPITAL HEIGHTS. Furn Rooms. Cooking privi- Geeks Buy Houses!- Close within 72 hrs. CASH- 202-714-9835 www.novodev.com 866-485-9179 leges. 301-675-1231 FAST. 1-877-23-GEEKS Open Late Tu/Th 10am-7pm Capital Heights—$600.00, 1 br, 1 ba, Clovis Ave., www.GeeksBuyHouses.com Land Rover 2004 Range Rover — HSE, $26,500, www.beaconmanagement.com Capitol Heights, MD, $200 Sec. Dep. 301-736-1687 Good cond, 82k mi, DVD,Navigation, Off White int, *GOOD THRU 4/26/08 HALIFAX, VA—9.65 ac. and quaint country house CRYSTAL CITY-roommate to share hse,near in the country. Interested, please call 434-476-2732 Blue ext, Luxury pkg, 301-613-0137 STOP PAYING RENT/OWN Grants up to $15K. Takoma/E. Sil Spg—1BR $900 + utils 2BR $1150 metro,hot tub in bkyd. $750 + 1/2 utils.703-599- going at tax value. 3985 Lexus 2007 RX 350 — $40,000 obo, Moving $40K Income Req. All credit ok. Larry + utils CAC, . Near Transportation. LANDOVER $209,000 Hot Property! 240-381-1641 FT WASH. Beautiful house to share $125-$225/wk overseas, Mint cond, 7k mi, Navigation, met silvr, DUFFIE INC. 301-434-3040 TH 3BR, 1.5BA. Exit Premier Realty, Realtorz On rack, Perform Pack, cd, htseats, 5dr,301-8715949 includes utils. Call 240-565-8451. Your Side Team 866-220-6293; 301-560-6700 x6765 TEMPLE HILLS—Avail immed. 2BR, 1BA TH, $1175. FT WASH Shr SFH. Fully furn Rm w/ refrig, microwv, LANHAM/HYATTSV—$369,900/offer. 4BR 2 Mazda 2004 Mazda6 — i, $7000 obo, Good cond, GREENBELT, 2BR, 1BA condo, $1350. LANDOVER, CATV, free phone. $175/wk + sec dep. 1/2BA brk rambler, gar., closing help, Barry 301- auto, 75k mi, 4dr, Black, tntd wndws, alloy, CD, SUITLAND OPEN HOUSE FREE RENT 4BR, 2BA SFH, $1975. CAPITOL HEIGHTS, 4BR, 202-253-6203 203-3402 Re/Max spoiler, sprts pckg, good mpg 301-399-1534 ALLENTOWN APTS 1 (888) 288-2159 3.5BA TH, $1850. 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