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The Issue University of No. 909 Surrey Students' Paper 9th May 1997 OXFORD UNION IN THE RED

he Oxford Union is up to Page Three girl Debbie Ashby, ballers, who was thrown out of £80,000 in debt after earns funds through member- the 1994 World Cup for drug tak- Tdraining its funds to ship subscriptions, renting out ing, 'held students to ransom' by pamper celebrity speakers. In buildings and sponsorship. The demanding that his entire family Oxford Union headquarters in and entourage be flown over one of the most extraordinary Frewin Court in Oxford is owned Concorde when he attended a outlays, students paid for dis- by a trust. It has an independent debate. graced Argentine striker financial adviser and university Mr Evans predicted the union's Diego Maradona and his fami- elders sit in on committees. Day- financial problems wouid soon ly to be flown to Britain on to-day affairs are left to the Stu- be over. He expects it to return a Concorde when he addressed dent s- including booking famous profit this year He explained that the debating society. Such speakers for debates. Presi- the 'cash crash down' had expenses, coupted with the dent,. Olly Evans is refusing to occurred because the union was students' 'easy-going' attitude say exactiy how much the union being run by 'inexperienced 19 to cash flow, have now was out of pocket. 'We're a Stu- and 20 year oids'. It had always plunged the union into debt. dent society and occasionally prided itself on being run by Undergraduates had been things may happen that are of a students, he said. regrettable nature - this happens 'more interested in drinking Mr Evans vowed to avoid iast in ali societies,' he said. term's 'unacceptable' state of than the finances'. Mr Evans, a classics students, affairs when visitors such as Star The union, which has attracted said Maradona's visit in late Trek actor Patrick Stewart and speakers from OJ Simpson to 1995 cost the union thousands pop star Sting pulied out of Yasser Arafat, Peter OToole to of pounds. He said the foot- debates at the last moment. Don't Formet End of Vear Personals (^^ÉditoÑai

CONTENTS

4 JOB HUNTING - NOW AND AFfER GRADUATION 4 RIVSR SPORTS DA.YS - 2IST MAY 1997 6 INTRO WEEK HELPERS NEEDED FEATURES REGULARS 5 LIZ M - THE ART OF SEDUCTION 7 BATTLE OF THE SEXES 3 LEHERS 11 BEEKEEPERS-THE INTERVIEW 8 MUSIC REVIEWS 10 CINEMA TIMES 10 OFU NEWS 12 CLUBS AND SOCIEITIES NOTICES

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As joa caa probacy tell, this "«peek's Dare Fact» ia a little this on tbc ground. That is tjccaose next week's will be a bumper issue as it is nç' University of Surrey Students' Paper last I can't believe it, 29 issues oa. Union House, University of Surrey, JuBt a cpiick round up of this week's events tien. Probably tie most Guildford, Surrey. GU2 5XH important date for youf diaiy will be Tlnirsd^ 8th May coz it's the stu- dent's union annual general meeting. For those of)^u involved in aiç' of Telephone: 01483 259275 the activities run by the union (and that indudes all the S.U. clubs and Fax: 01483 34749 Advertising: 01483 259275 societies) then thk could be of great importance to you. For those of E-mail: [email protected] you who arc onfy involved in the Union Qub side then never fear http://www.surrey.ac.uk/Union/barefacts/ bccanse this effects yon to - end of term Draw Disco tickets will be Editor - MelcrOe Dean Bore Focfe Secretofv - Eltzobelti Maciouf on saie for airone who attends the ACM. do don't mks it! Technlcoi Ecflfof - Jeff Blockham Features Editor - Tonla Rocks Satnrday 10th May sees the return of the infamojK Beer Fest, one d^ Film Edftof - Bruce Chessman not to be missed in the Uôôl) social calendar. All day fiin and entc^ Mustc Editor - Rob Winder Sports Editor • Mark •GInga' Cusock tainment Irom 12 noon til 12 midnight photographer - Matt Ponnetl Cartoonist - Stuart Paricer Week 14, and thii^ get back to normal with an extra treat on Thursd^ Tvpbt - Claie Hoggett Edftoilal ContrlDutkxis; And/ Gate, Bruce Chc«imcn, ni^t of Cocktails in the Hclyn ßosc Bar. Matt Pannell, SorDonltKi Birmingham, Uz M and ottiere... Must Reviews: Numnuts, VIcId Sr>e)^cve, James Hen-ilncrwi/, For those of you who missed out on the events of week 12. c.g. the ftiul Amani, Al Moone/. Ntato Otas, Mark DeLc*ige, lee Burman. Colours Ball, then unluciy. It was one of the top n^ts of n^ time at Marto Ccmeso and OKier Crtcmeio universtty and most people ^o attended seemed to agree that it wm B»e Facts is an indqiendeni newspaper, piMshed by (he Univeniiir of Surrey Students' tjnion Comnunicattom Office, the best so fer. Well done ôtcvel The views expressed within the paper are ftose of the Editor, the Editorial board andthe auw, and do not necessarily r^resent me views ol the University of Surrey Students' Union or The University of Surrey. This publication may not be reproduced in whole or in pan, stored in electronic form, Now read on and enjoy safe in the knowledge that next week is last photocopied or distributed, without express permiHion. issue... We reserve the ri^ to rAse such permission. Submission is no gumtee of publication. All submissions must include Your Notb and Union or Son Number. Arwnymous and FSevdonymous »tides winno)bepU>lished. Weresetveih^right toeditallsubmisuons. Me! XXX ©USSU Communicoitons Office 1997 week's letters dìscuss: i that posters make cam- just the ticket for people pus look unsightiy to visi- taking a break from tors and not the kind of revision. i-i the problems for clubs anA place they'd want to isocieties patting up posters mtÊ hold a conference? I The bars were well staffed which meont jcampus ! think we have a right to know. getting happy didn't take ail night. The sound i- and anotber compliment ^tm Bruce Chapmarì and lights were top FNOÎ quaiity. Security were very secure - even after a queue formed down Dear Editor, yanking our posters Dear Editor to the Mali Bar, nobody from the wall, the mem- had to wait for long in What does the university ber of staff told our pub- Ali too often. Bare Facts think it's playing at? I iicity officer that they ietters page is full of the cold. am referring to the people compiaining were going to fail off The students' union had rather stränge poiicy (or about something. i am anyway, so it wouid a briiiiant atmosphère lock of it) on posters. As going to be différent make his job easier if he ali night and the a member of OFU (the and say a big thank you removed them before dancefioor was campus cinema) to everyone involved they felli Hmmmmmmi packed. Piease keep I posters are cur main with the running of the Sureiy that is iike saying this leve! of entertain- medium of advertising, Friday Night Out in "i'm going to die some ment up. Why can't the yet no sooner than we Week 11. - . day, so I might as weil some peopie work put them up. then they top myseif before 1 do!" every week? are taken right dov>/nl it was really good to have a wide variety of Asked if it was the Thank you ail from a Let me quote a recent music played. Both the method of attatchment bunch of stressed relax- example. Just before main DJ. Chris Hasiam which caused the Prob- ation addictsl the end of the Easter lem, we were toid that and the guest DJ were break, we decided to posters shouid be stuck on top form. The excel- J. Tayior beat the rush by spend- to the waii with sticky lent party section was ing a couple of hours tape only at ali four cor- putting up posters (with ners. This is what we 3rd Annual USFC Open gaffer tape) around then proceeded to do. campus, only to find only to find that by the 5 a-side ZS^nament that by lOam on Mon- Monday, our efforts to day of Week 11 they compiy with régulations had ali been removed! had come to no good CASH É fze Very efficient on the as campus was yet behalf of the grounds again void of ali posters [RS staff, but very annoying Are we the only society Pi] »igr Rulners Up for US. Assuming that it to encounter this Prob- was the evtl gaffer tape lem? Surely not! What Is Dote: Sur Bth Moy^öe confirmed that was to blame, we going on? Are the pow- er F.A Cup Final) went out the next day, ers that be trying to dic- at the Var armed with posters, tate to students what (studded/m sticky tape and blu tac they may and may not boots/trainers required) to repeat the mission. know? Have Estâtes Tea itry Fee: £10 This complied with the and Buildings gone into Enter at the in the Union Foyer rules and regs for a over zeaious frenzy of Mon 12thFri putting up posters trying to purge non- 12pnn - 2pm around the Sabs Elec- academic activity from tion, so we thought campus? is there an or phone Pa we'd be fine. Wrongl officiai University of Sur- On Thursday morning, rey by-law for the our Publicity officer attachment of posters spotted posters being that is kept very quiet? removed agaln. When Or Is it simpiy the fact asked if he couid stop CNews2> Job Hunting^ - ^ow and Alter Graduation he Summer Is a vacancies. ner somewhere and then you leave. Collect your populär time for ieave It with appropriate free copy from us. Don't Jobs open to graduates some companies employers. It's also forget, we remain open T may not always have to recruit graduates. important to dress for the throughout the year, "graduate" or "trainee" in Fair as if you were going including during the sum- They may have done their title. Salary is a good for an interview. Everyone mer and are always happy the bulk of their recruit- guide. The average grad- else will! to offer help and advice. ing during the autumn uate salary is around and spring terms, but £13,500, so jobs roughiy Finally, to help you plan Glynis Paxton, Careers are now seeking to in the range £10-15,000 your job hunting strategy Adviser increase the number of are always worth a look. we have put together a PS By the way, if you still their graduate recruits. Your professional training "Job Hunting after Gradu- ation Pack". This includes have any graduate Smaller companies, year should count as a year's work experience so a variety of usefui ieaflets brochures, information those in specialised do not be put off by this on effective job hunting, booklets or Graduate fields, or even large Recruitment Directories requirement. the booklet "Job Seeking companies who only Stratégies", détails of (e.g. PROSPECTS recruit smal! numbers Another place to job hunt where to look for vacan- /GO/GET) we'd be may also be looking for is at one of the Recruit- cies and an application pleased to have them back to use in the vaca- graduates now. ment Pairs being organ- form for us to mail you ised around the country. vacancy information after tion. Where should you look for We have the dates for all these vacancies? Well, of these in the Careers two of the best sources Office, but you might like are our In-house vacancy to note that by far the bulletin and the national biggest will be the London RIVER SPORTS DAY jobs magazine "Prospects Graduate Recruitment Today". Call in to the Fair which will be held at SPONSORED BY SGRUFFY MURPHY S Careers Service to pick up the Business Design Cen- your copy of the latest tre, Islington on 2 - 3 July. OETWETATSCRUFFY'S IN AID OF THE ßRISITH HEART issues. Remember, the A little nearer the time you FOUNDATION. WEDNESDAY 21$T MAY PLAYS HOST will be able to obtain more TO RIVER SPORTS DAY THIS YEAR. SPONSORED BY good jobs may be found in SCRUFFY MURPHY'S. TEAMS COMPETE IN EVENTS unexpected places. For detaiied information about SUCH AS "WATER GLADIATORS" AND "CANOE RAFT example, highly technical what is available. Howev- RACINC, WITH COMPETENT ASSISTANCE FROM THE organisations may have er, it's worth pointing cut CANOE AND SUB. 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was on holiday Iast for sex to Bi|LizWl was eigh- food poisoning from feed- year in the States accept any teenl ing him oysters and sadly woma n 's standing there in my and one day whiist I offer of her I've tried skimpy dress brandishing preparing for a day body and in many cases just about every method I an asparagus only result- out by the pool I went will need a little bit of per- can think of over the past ed in hysterical iaughter few years and some have into our locai resort suasion. The days of men and not mad passionate worked and some have always doing the running sex across the dining store to find nnyself an faiied miserabiy but on the are sadiy weil and truiy table! However there is interesting book to whoie I feei pretty positive over and if we women are one trick that can some- about what i've done how- read. Whiist plough- Smart then we will wise up times work once you've ever I think there were a ing my way through to this fact and start piot- mastered it. Sounds odd few men who doubted my but picture this, you're the endless novels I ting. As women are sanity/grip on reaiity after stumbied across a renowned for being Coming into contact with standing In a smail paperback entì- manipuiative and decep- me. I once sent a goidfish pub/bar/restaurant (any- tive we are weil suited to where that's quite warm) tled 'How to Seduce a in a iarge cognac giass this task. (anonymousiy) and then and you have a bpttie or Woman'. Neediess foliowed it up a few days can in your hand. Tiltyour Anyway, the difficuit to say I picked it up iater by turning up with a head back and gentiy question is: how on earth and leafed through it tub of fish food - he press the bottle onto your do you seduce a man? (interested to see though i was 'nuts' but it neck and close your eyes i've asked around and as - the same effect can be what we are sup- worked. Another man per usual my maie friends ended up stahng out of his achieved if you use an ice posed to fall for these were thoroughiy unhelpful. office window (on the 5th cube and gentiy stroke days) and was disap- 1 had a barrage of com- fioor) to see me standing your neck and coilar bone pointed as the only ments such as: 'No-one on the cieaning rig with a with it. According to the can seduce me uniess I things that were men- balloon that said 'I love men who have fallen for it; want to be seduced' and you' - it took a sob story tioned were time old it's intimate, personal and Tm far too clever to fali for and a very short skirt to very sensuous. The trick ruses Iike flowers, that sort of thing' which convince the cieaning to it is to make It iook nat- champagne, soft oniy makes it clearer how men to iet me go up on it. urai or you can end up music, weekend subtie we have to be so On another occasion a looking very silly and on breaks etc. However that we don't run the risk man referred to me as the receiving end of com- of offending their poor little deiightfui during a conver- I was even more dis- ments such as 'Getting a ego's. So back to the sation so I sent him a yei- bit hot there dariin' from appointed to find that point: how??? I've tried iow rose with a card say- middie-aged insurance there wasn't a book out severai methods over ing oniy the word Deiight- men on a night out. l'm advising us women the years and i've found fui and my téléphoné afraid that I am fast on how to seduce a that when I was younger it number on the back which running out of space so ( was a lot easier aithough resulted in many a pas- can't say any more but man. sionate night. That's just saying that i was probabiy next time you're in a holi- the starting point, when it so biatantiy obvious that day resort shop, have a lit- Now I know that many gets to the stage where the poor men had no tle look for 'How to people wouid argue that you're pretty sure they're choice but as I have got- Seduce a Man' by Liz IVI women don't need to interested but neither of ten that little bit oider because by then I might seduce men as any offer you seem to be going any- (aithough not necessariiy have managed to find a of sex is greatly appreciat- that much wiser) i am a bit where l'm afraid you have ed but I refuse to believe to be a bit more cunning. faii-safe method and a more reticent when it bed that hoids a lot more this as, for once, I am comes to throwing myseif i've tried the aphrodisiac foods (aithough disaster than just me and bears. going to give men that lit- at someone - I suppose I foliowed) I gave one man tle bit of credit. Not every aiso have a little bit more man is desperate enough pride than ! did when I d^lews^ M'ANTK»!!!!! 170 IXTKO mim IllüLPlüRS Will you be available to weor a silly t-shirt and help run Intro activities In Week 3 of next senfiester? If you are Willing to undertake some hard worK have a few laughs along the way and you fancy the idea of helping the new first years find their feet at Surrey then we need you! You can even earn £15 into the borgain! In order to apply you must be avail- able to work on moving in day, Sunday 21st September 1997, as well as for one or two other activities during the week. If you are interested, please complete the slip below and return it to the Stu- dent Affairs PIgeon hole In the Students' Union. Alternatively, email me on . Remember, get in quicK ifs "first come, first served"!!!

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PRIMAL SCRfAM-KowAbki (Uivlhn Kìn?) bodes weil for future success. single which shows how their (CreaMoii) Weil after Grubby got the right Numnuts. development over the years has 7/10 progressed. Numnuts. The retro-rockin' of their last side i was quite impressed, but 7/10 album is gone , replaced by a then it is The Dharmers and quite a lot of peopie are impressed with fucl(ed-up mix of hard rock, dub DUB PIÏÏOLS-Weriuiav (Concrete) them! Great single from a good and techno with vocal samples Foliowing their debut single SPEEDY-Time For You band. The Druid says in his quickly from the film Vanishing Point (of There's Gone Be A Riot (Stinker of (Bollerhouse) which Kowalski is the main Pro- vanishing abiiity to talk a good track) Dub Pistol are Shades of Squeeze in the lyrics, tagonist). Stunning. Rob. "Don't buy it!!!! Save your money releasìng this, a bit différent and if OMD in the vocais and arrange- g/10 to go and see them instead!!!! and I may say so, a bit calmer, but ment, and the Ughtning Seeds in the meiody, this is a rousing pop fOUKTAINSOFWAYNE-SìnkToThc number, compiete with horns, BoHon (Atfóntic) ytiìClE Or ZhE WEEC orchestration and pienty of power chords. This shouid see Speedy More classic American-styie indie finally crack the top 40. James. pop, in a Lemonheads on a good 7/10 day vein, from the brightest new band from across the Atlantic. Classy. Rob. RAISSA - Your Sumnertime (Pely- 9/10 dor) The music is OK, the voice good, WHITE TOWH-Undrcned then Comes a point where it ali j becomes biood chillingly cool. (BnlRuO Raissa's voice "can turn from an Whiist i suspect that 'Undressed' aimost demonio possession to probabiy won't take the Charts by angeiic innocence at the drop of a storm, it Is nonetheiess an enig- horn". The lyrics of the songs are matic bailad which demands some a little siiiy and the music mostiy attention. The slow and swaying too guitar based, but that OLOVe. - yot^'re. A)ot (BA^a) meiody played over a heavy beat voice. BrasUnutter. ÊjcceilentH A feel good (Nantie. ifacU. fi\a+ Kos cver*y- is intoxicating, and provides the 7/10 perfect accompaniment to Jyoti ii^ittg/ tKe tinglfi iti ìì\e. fj-eble/ ike beaf m ti-xe l?ass/ Mishra's hypnotic voice. Ali in ali a dij^erent and st»'aMge noises^ good singing and good pleasant way to see the night out. ìyrics, aiiKougk not loo deep. Also mcludes vct'sions THE NICOTINES-Piane) X (London) Vicki. Uy Oökenjold/OsboKne/ Rani S'ze ¿»nd »noi*e. Silly One generation on from the label 'BritPop' and the sound is far from 8/10 band nûine/ hui it goes well wìli^

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nfortunately for handily lead America to a Special Effects Film of the next week which is appar- me and proba- famous victory over the year, yet agaln! entiy a very good film and alien invaders. There you go another be we!l worth sparing a biy you, I have U Aliens arrive and soon action film to help relieve couple of hours to see and the undeniable plea- enough as expected of ali ali the stress of exams. So if you get there early sure of spending Fri- good aliens they start to if you wouid Iike to come enough then you can day morning thinking reek havoc which kills and see the film it will be claim your free cup of tea stacks of people and showing in LTG on Sun- or coffee plus biscuits of what to put in one destroys half of America, day and Monday at 8pm. before going into the film. of these columns. As but as they say good Tickets will cost two Agaln you can reserve you might have things never Iast pounds and can be your tickets in the union guessed I did not vol- As usual there is a dra- reserved by filling out a and then simpiy pay your unteer for this privi- matic come back by the ticket in the post room and two pounds on the door people of the worid who placing it in the reserved If you wouid Iike to get lege. are bhlliantly lead by the ticket box. Then simpiy involved in the running of This week I have the task American President to a come along to the show- OFU and the planning for of trying to persuade you rousing victory, but as I ing of your choice and pay next season, then please that you wouid really Iike am sure most of you you two pounds and pre- some along to LTH at 6 to see Independence Day, aiready know that then I pare to watch America p.m. on Tuesday and join will let you make up your save the worid agaln. agaln! Independence Day in the fun. own mind on whether or The Arts Cinema will be stars Will Smith. JeffGold- not you want to see the showing The Last Supper bloom, and host of other Chris minor stars who single Odeon Guildford Friday 9Ui May to Thursday I5th May 1997

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The Beekeepea punk-poppen riened 4o Beeean Banquet M irom Derby. I mee4 m\h euifarisf Gary, basiiit Mark and »n^er jamie before their shouicase at the Borderline in London. Second ^itariri Jamie and drummer Tree have ^ne to the pub. A brief history of The Beo- someone in the audience knowing keeprs? the words. That is a totally new G - The band existed as another thing. And money... band, without me and Jamie but with Julian, Tree and Mark, which Gary, do you write all the exploded. Me and Jamie joined songs? with Mark, Julian and Tree. G - We all write, but I do the most. M • It was pretty much a new Everyone else has lives... girl- band when they joined a year and friends... a half ago. What are your future plans? Is there a new single planned? G • The album, we have been G • On May 12, we have a new rehearsing intensely for the last single calied 'Lunar', which is couple of weeks, ws wrote some probably our poppiest song. songs on Sunday and it feels that J - Catchy as you like. the album is finished. It looks like uncompromising. me. If you write a song that just a good album that will surprise Haw would you describe your gets someone there... then you're people. Lunar comes out in May, selves to someone that has not Are you finding it bard to get in winning. supported by another tour and heard you? the national music press? J - The best feeling that you can hopefully some festivals and the album in the summer. G -1 thought of a good answer to G - It just is. It doesn't matter get from the level we're on now is who you are or where you are. this the other day, but have for- when you play a gig and you see There are obvious exceptions to gotten it... I was pissed at the that who I shalln't mention, but time. they can just crash and burn any- J • A good one we liked was "a way. It is probably healthier for a bitter Undertones". Just poppy- band in the long run to do it our punk with balls and energy live. way. It is really hard, there is just G - We probably sound more Amer- too much competition. ican than we're trying to sound, which is an odd thing to do, because a lot of bands try to So you don't hang out in Cam- sound American and don't do it den with the journos... very well. J - No, it's a long way home. M • People that read Melody You were given Single of the Maker that perhaps aren't in a week in Melody Maker for'Do band, don't realise when they see You...' by Jyoti from White the 'overnight success" thing, Town. Were you pleased? chances are that band have been G - Yeah. And so was Jyoti going just as long as any other because he thought it was funny... band wondering why they haven't J • It was a poke in ttie eye for got in before. them. G - If you know Jyoti. and I have What do you hope to achieve? known him for years, when he G - Just to make records that says he would not have put it endure, whether people recognise there if it wasn't a good song he you for it now. The thing I like wouldn't have done. He has seen when we get our copies of our sin- bands I've been in before and if gles given to us is that these we've been crap he's always gone things can't be unmade. If there is "you're crap". a chance that something you leave M • You have to realise his influ- behind matters at whatever date ences to realise that he is pretty in the future, that is important to C^&s and SocietiS^ NÌOTÌCES ACMs Students' Union Before and after school (30 - Shell Step Scheme Karate Club AGM - Annual General Meet- 35 hours) Driver essential Still looking for summer Monday 19th May at 7pm, ing (use of car available) Refer- work? The Shell Step Grant Mitchell Room ence required. Phone 429516 Scheme is an 8 week sum- Please remember all clubs for more info mer placement scheme Hiking AGM - Tuesday and societies must bring at where you spend time work- 13th May at 5pm, Grant least one representative to Degree Conferment ing in a small or medium Mitchell Room the Students' Union AGM Ceremonies - 12tb and sized business close to your on Thursday 8th May at home. 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