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An Associated Collegiate Press Four-Star All-American Newspaper TUESDAY March 11 , 1997 Volume 123 • THE • Number 39

Non-Profit Org. U.S. Postage Paid Newark, DE 250 Student Center• University of • Newark, DE 19716 Pennit No. 26 Keepers family to file suit against UD

BY KIM WALKER and servicers acted in ·'willful misconduct 1974 when he fe ll f rom the 17th fl oor force, said Arnold Jabin, the Keepers' Both Keepers and Slatkin were Mauagin'! Maga::ine Editor and reckless indifference'' by placing air­ window in the same building. fa mily lawyer. standin g on the radiator when they fell. A negligence suit was fil ed against the conditioning units under the windows and Experts hired by the estate of the ''The rooms s ho uld never have bee n R eports s ho wed Keepers· b lood university Thursday by the parents of a ins ta lling plated instead of tempered student, Howard Sla tkin, testified that if designed with those windows," he said . alcohol content was 0.096. In Delaware. a freshman who fe ll to his death from hi s glass. the glass had been tempered instead of The s uit said the university did not level of 0.10 is considered legal ly drunk. 13th-floor window in the Christiana East Robert A. Keepers Jr.. 19 , was trying plated . hi s acc ident would not have correct the hazards revea led in the Slatkin John Balaguer. who is representing the Tower 18 months ago. to co nnect with someone over e-mail occurred. the suit said. case and failed to warn students and their Keepers. would not comment on what Robert and Debra Keepers asked the ea rl y Sept. 9 , 199 5 , when he became The windows are mad e of double­ guardians of the possible dangers. influence this would have on the ca;,e. U.S. Diqrict Court for a six-person j ury frustrated , punched the window and fel l paned plated glass, the sui t said. The The radiators should have been moved Immediately fo ll owing Keepers· death. and an undisclosed a mount in thro ug h. report s said. The medical panes are .122 inches thi ck a nd are and furn iture rearranged in the apartments Senior Vi ce President David Ho ll owell compensatory damage~ for th e death of examiner's office ruled the death an separated by a . 187-inch space. because the university knew o r s ho uld formed a committee to investigate the their only child. accident. Because the Towers' windows have known that students sta nd o n them accident. The ;,ui t alleged the university and the The suit refers to a case settled out of encompass almost the entire wall, plated and that the windows broke frequently, The committee met twice during the Tov. ers · origi nal contractors. designers court in w hich another s tudent died in g lass is t oo weak to withs tand much the suit said . see KEEPERS page A3

Just hanging around • • • Columnist to speak at

graduation G EORGIE ANNE GEYER

BY KENDRA SINEATH being the first American journalist to few students have heard of her:· Staff ReJJm1cr report the Guatemalan guerri II a Davis spoke of a >i milar situation a Although on ly a small percentage of movement on location; being the onl y couple of years ago when the seni o rs chose to take part in the American to interview Argentine commencement speaker was Ken selection of thi s year's commencement President Juan Peron and being the only Bums. speaker. the choice has been made. person to intetview Sihanouk of Receiving an honoraty degree from Columnist Georgie Anne Geyer. when all American t-epotters d1e university. Bums spoke for free and noted for her work as a fore ign were forbidden to enter the country. although hi s name was not well known. con-espondent. accepted the university's Despite Geyer's credentials. some hi s speech earned him a standing in vitation last week. and will be seniors. li ke Rob Santossio. are ovation from d1e senior cla.\s. speaking bef01-e the graduating class of di sappointed. Burns. the creator of PBS series 1997 at the May 3 1 commencement "My parents are flying in from about the Civil War and . was exerctses. Florida and I would be lying if I told met with the san1e response as Geyer. "As a pioneer journalist. she has you they weren't just a little Davis said. covered revolutions and coups from disappointed." said Santossio. who "We must remember.'' Davis said. to Bosnia.'' said Robert voted for Colin Powell. '·name recognition is not as important Davis. director of the Office of Alumni " I guess I juM don't understand how as d1e message." and Uni versity Relations. she was one of d1e top choices when so ''Her interview list t-eads like a who's who of intern ati onal leaders." said Davis. who had th e fina l say in choosing the speaker. Unfonunatel y. according to Davis. Residents don't only 160 seniors participated in this year's selection process. The 'in itial list. printed in a number of ads in the The Review. included such want White Clay figures as Colin Powell. Chri tie Todd THE REVIEW I John Chabalko Whittnan and David Btinkley. No, this isn't a shot of a freshman waiting for her next class to begin. Four-year-old Davis said many students added Blair is involved in the university's Laboratory Preschool Program. See story, A3. the ir own suggestions to the li st, including Steven Speilberg. Anne Rice Creek dammed and J.D. Salinger. "The poll basically just gives us a BY CHRISSI PRUITT area. sense of the kind of person the sntdents Copy Editor Dick Hassel. a member o f the are looking for." Davis said. and it is Angry residents expressed their U.S . Army Corp~ of Engineers and one of many factors wh ich are tabulated concern over a proposed dam in hair o f the propo,al committee. in the final decision. the White· Clay Creek Preserve at said th e meeting was a ~coping Survey targets mistreated '·We look for people with a strong a Thursday ni g ht meeting in the workshop. commitment to academics as well as a Christiana Delmarva P ower "A scoping meeting means we great mesSage ... Davis said about the a uditor ium . Res idents tried to are goin g to provide in formation selection process. A university commission found that 30 percent offaculty and keep their emotions under control on the i~sue a lt ernative~ the Corps However. he admitted. price is one ve hemently against the proposal. should consider, .. he said. students felt victimized because of their race or gender of the maj or factors considered in the "If we are going to lea ve a Hassel to ld t he audience the decision. legacy fo r our c hildren, we · re reservoir proposal is one of many "Someone like Oprah Winfrey we BY GINA MARISCA students. integration. going to have to do better than o pti ons be ing explored to help Srajf k eporrer The survey is part o f an annual According to David just cannot afford. but Geyer. as well as this, .. said Mielnikiewicz. a New Castle County during many of the other suggestions were Roughly 30 percent of a sample. report re leased by the commission Colton. a member of the commi ssion Red C lay School Di strict teacher droughts. although no fi nal within our range - between $9.000 which was repre~ent at i ve of the recently that analyzes their progress and the president of the un ve rsity w ho was among the man y decisions have been made. and $ 11.000:· entire faculty and student body. felt during the past year and projects chapter of the American Asso iation reside nts who spoke o ut agai nst But Rep. Joe Miro. whose Last year's graduation speaker. poet mi treated on the basis of gender or fu ture goals. of University . the the reservoir. District 3 is the ' ite of the Maya Angelou. was paid $25.000. race. according to a su rvey The Commission to Pro mo te university still has a long way to go. Representatives fro m the U.S. proposed reservoir. said that goin g Other than money. time is a setious conducted by th e Commission to Racial and Cultural Diversity was ·'It is surprising to di scover that Army Corps of Engineers met through with the proposed dam consideration in scheduling a speaker. Promote Rac ial and Cultural developed to e ncourage equality on ly 12 miles from Wilmington. a with about 200 Newark residents would be a big mistake. 'There was a conflict with one of the Diven,ity. througho ut eac h compo ne nt of city of more than 70.000 people. to discuss the po ss ib i lity of " It would be a travesty to build choice's schedules. but it is not a Verbal comments and being campus life. 52 .2 percent of whom are African­ d a mming White Clay Creek to a reservoir o n this pri stine land." question of who won or lost, .. Davis ignored were the most freq uent The 1995-1996 ann ual report is a American, the university has an build the Thompso n Station Miro said. "We ha ve worked very said. "It is a question of who can attend. forms of discrimination. accord ing to synopsis of a survey of students and undergraduate population that is only Reservoir. Corps engineers ho pe hard to build a rich land to acquire and we are more than honored to have a the survey. The re su lts were faculty and a statement of intentions 5 percent African-American,'· Colton th e proposed dam can help combat a lot of green areas and to re.tain woman of Geyer's status in attendance." comparable for both faculty a nd by the commission to flllther develop the possi bility of a drought in the see RACE page A4 Geyer's accomplishments include see WIDTE CLAY page A I 0

..----- INDEX ----, Campu Calendar ...... A2 Weird numbers fill UD S book Police Reports ...... A2 The Review makes World News ...... A3 Editoriai ...... A8 BY CHRISSI PRUITI instance. Just like it sound s, thi s books or plants. Jt' s anything really ... CopyEditnr Comics ...... B6 department is devoted entirely to the Decision One, an 800 number listed the move to Classified ...... BS Nine out of 10 students use it by shredding of confidential documents. in the directory, will connect students Sports ...... Bl Jetting their fingers do the walking. Ring-ring, ring-ring. to a series of computer messages. It is the colorfully illustrated "Shredding." Students can call for computer the Internet, ---Also inside: --- Campus Directory and it includes ''Hi, um I was just wondering what assistance to solve both hardware and everything that a student needs to you do in your office?" software problems. Biden. Roth join forces ...... A2 know. "We shred." The Otters Swimming O ffice is page3 Inside the Special Op ...... A3 The seven colors coding the pages "Oh what do you shred?" another li sting which may leave Need a -8? ...... A4 allow students to easily access " We shred confidential students scratching their heads. Softball off to 4-0 stan ...... B I 0 professors' home and office numbers, documents." ''The Delaware Otters is a youth Me tall ica ...... B I other students' home and school "Oh, could I get your name?" swim team, basically for kids ages 4 to numbers, campus organizations' and "That's confidential." J 8,'' said C.T. Lyons, Otters coach. local business locations a nd their Click. "We practice at the Carpenter Sports telephone numbers. The gift processing department Building every evening and various But there are some listings in this handles contributions donated to the times on the weekends." wonderful handbook to student life school, said Esther Keeley, a records The Otters are not the on Iy group that may puzzle students. This is a specialist. listed in the directory designed to serve guide to a few of its more obsure " Basically all the donations pass children's needs. The College School li tings. through my hands.'' Keeley said. is also aimed at addressing the needs Take the shredding department. for "W hether they are monetary, stocks, http:/ /www.review.udel.edu see PHONE NUMBERS page A6

I I ~2. THE REVIEW. March II, 1997 .• Campaign State.. senators .. . join forces to finance rift " shakes up aid" Amtrak " " Biden and Roth toss party differences ~side to help Wilmington's riveifront opposed to reforming campaign ",. BY RYAN CORMIER Wilmington." BY ELIZABETH BREALEY Nationaf/Srare News Editor financing, Rep. Michael N. Castle, R­ NarionaVSrate News Editor John Wolf, manager of government ;. When an issue is brought befo re affairs for Amtrak, said the rai 1 service They say a picture is worth a Del., is not. "Congressman Mike Castle has a Congress, Delaware's two senators is pleased with the amount of support thousand words - how about different view from other usually let politics take over as each one being received fro m both Roth and $ 12,000? That price is what President Republicans," Delaware Republican (itkes an opposite position. Biden. Bill Clinton was charging for visitors, But this week Sen. William V. Roth "We a lready have a good according to Fe deral E lection National Committee Chairman Basil Jr.. R-Del., and Sen. Joseph R. Biden relationship with both senators and the Commission officials. Batt;;tglia said. "He is for campaign .f>., D-Del., joined together o n a fact that they have taken an interest in For $12,500, campaign donors finance reform." bipartisan coalition to "fight for the preserving national rai I systems wi II could have dinner and their picture The House of Representatives' nation's passenger rail system." help to continue that relationship," Wolf taken with the president. Coffee with companion bill, the Shays-Meehan :: This coalition also consists of four said. top White House officials cost a mere Bill, is co-sponsored by Castle. This other senators that said they promise to The coalition took its first legislative $50,000. bill call s for individual and political aid Amtrak in its search for capital step towards aiding Amtrak by Campaign financing seems to be the action committee contribution limits. funding. introducing a bi II to create a trust fund buzz around W ashington, D.C., these Soft money, funds that are routed :: "The question, we believe, is not especially for Amtrak. days with FEC officials looking into through a political party but benefit a whether the nation needs to support rai I Brian Tassinari, a spokesperson for reports of overindulgent donors. particular candidate, and franking passenger service, but how," the Roth, said the bill will be offi cially The FEC, a non-partisan privileges would be banned under the c:oalition wrote in a letter to o the r introduced into Congress this week and government organi zation, is legislation. . senators. will then be sent to the Committee on responsible for monitoring the full "I know the Republican feeling in public disclosure of campaign finances the Senate is that we have enough laws ·• "This will be a group that can be Finance for approval. THE REVIEW I Brendan Goldstein counted on to speak up for passenger Roth is the chairman of the Sens. Joseph R. Biden and William V. Roth are working together to in federal elections. It has jurisdiction on the books," Battaglia said. "A lot of over the financing of campaigns for the people feel the laws are okay as long as ~~il, especially during the appropriations committee and said passage is not help bring Amtrak passenger service to Wilmington. and authorization process." expected to be difficult. Once it passes U.S. House of Representatives, the they are obeyed." : Delaware has special interest in through the finance committee, it will the coalition wrote. "It will also help portion of the motor fuel tax would not U .S. Senate, the presidency and the Currently, the Federal Election $suring prosperity for Amtrak because then head to the floor of the Senate to reverse this downward trend and put adversely effect the improvements to vice presidency. Campaign A ct regula tes campaign Wilmington was named as the new be debated. Amtrak back on a bold path toward highways because the money is not Deputy Press Secretary Sharon funding. I! requires candidate nome for one of their main To qualm fears that Amtrak would financial independence." being used due to the surplus. Snyder said the FEC is constantly committees, party committees and The money from the trust fund J:\Padquarters. Both Roth and Biden just be sucking additional funds out of The coalition also hinted it would investigating and disclosing campaign PACs to file periodic reports disclosing were on hand last month fo r th e the federal government, the senators int roduce legislation this week to would go to upgrading railroad tracks expenditures because campaigning is the money they raise and spend. ~nnouncement , along w ith Rep. said the tru st fund would eventually transfer one-half percent of the 4.3 and equipment, Tassinari said. ever-present, said. Despite Republicans who oppose The coalition said the capit a l Michael N. Castle, R-Del. lead to a reduced need for federal funds. cents-per-gallon motor fue ls tax into the "Campaig ning is an on-goi ng campaign finance reform, the RNC is improvements for Amtrak are essential :; At the press conference last month, "It would allow Amtrak to do long­ new trust fund for Amtrak. process," she said. "It is not something leading the investigation into the donor Biden said he was pleased with term planning to enhance the The funds generated from those because of the " increasing highway that ends. People are raising money for practices of Clinton and Go re, said congestion and air quality requirements Amtrak's decision to make Wilmington corporation's ability to raise funds in taxes are currently deposited into a the next election and paying off debts John Flaherty, a member of Common tpeir home base and said, "Every damn the private market and to decrease its general fund of surplus. in urban areas ... and the need for more from the last election." Cause of Delaware. The organization is train will be processed o ut of reliance on federal operating support,'' Tassinari said the deposit of a transportation options in rural areas." Although many Republicans a re a bi-partisan, non-profit citizens' lobby ·• ·• dedicated to govern~ent reform and ,, accountability. Sen. Fred D. Thompson, R-Tenn., a co-sponsor of the proposed McCain­ pel. police speak out about protection Feingold Bill, is a primary investigator in the DNC's fundraising and is also ,, calling for reform. "It is interesting because Thompson 8-ecent shootouts in and spark a national debate about cops' safety is a Republican and he is leading the .." Clinton investigation and he supports BY JEFF HECKERT Howard Saftr that asks to arm officers with new does not favor the police using more weapons. the country for three weeks on a tourist visa, yet campaign finance reform," Flaherty StuD·R eporter bullets to enhance the police force. "Right now we have the weapons we need," he was able to obtain a gun. said. " In the last month alone the has The proposed bullets, called hollow-point said. "If a situation arises like the one in Los This legislation has been met by mixed results Sen. John McCain, R-Ari z., and seen two horrible tragedies involving guns. bullets, expand on contact with human body tissue Angeles, then we can call in a SWAT team. We around the nation. Sen. Russell D . Feingold, D-Wisc., :: Ali Abu Kamal, a Palestinian teacher, using a so they are more likely to stay in the body, said can't go around carrying armament in patrol cars." Terry Chesmar, spokesperson for Handgun who sponsor the bill, are asking semi-automatic handgun, killed one man and Scoll Sowden, range offi cer for Wilmington President Clinton addressed the ongoing gun Control Inc. said 40,000 people die from gun­ candidates to comply with the McCain­ wounded six other before killing himself on top Police. problem last week by signing an order requiring related incidents each year and "if this legislation Feingold Bill by voluntarily limiting 0T the Empire State Building Feb. 23. "The Delaware police has been using these gun buyers to prove they have lived in the United had been in place earlier, it would have led to their campaign spending and entitling :· Five days later, a Los Angeles bank robbery bullets for 15 years," Sowden said. States for 90 days before making the purchase. Kamal possibly not getting a gun." them to media discounts, specifi cally: gone awry led to the robbers opening fire on Although police are being out-gunned, This directive was wrinen in a direct response Robin Katcher, the legislati ve director for the broadcast di scounts, free air time and pedestrians. Six police officers and five bystanders Delaware State Patrolman Joseph Lavelle said he to the Empire State Building anack. Kamal was in Coalition To Stop Gun Violence, said he believed postage reductions. , ere wounded and a related car accident injured Clinton's signing of the order was a great step Battagli a said the RNC' s two other police offi cers. The gunmen were also forward but he still insists there is a long way to investigation into DNC fund-raising is using semi-automatic weapons. go. heightening the Ameri can public's ; These events have led some to believe that Others found the legislation to be useless. awareness. "It is bringing a new police are being out-gunned, and that guns are too "Clinton signing that order is not going to help importance as to whether a new bill is '' easily obtainable. solve the real problem in the United States - really needed," he said. There is no question that murder," said John Vellecu, spokesperson for the Democrats and Republicans alike News police are being out­ Gun Owners of America. can be held responsible fo r creative gunned, said Cpl. Dennis "They are using gun control as an excuse to fund raising, Flaherty said. "There are Analysis Sandusky of the Elsmere avoid the real problems of the country. Is a law shenanigans on both sides." Bureau of Po lice, which is going to keep a gun out of an 18-year-old thug's For example, Sen. Alfonse M. •· located on the southwest hands?" he asked. "Look at drugs. They are D'Amato, R-N.Y., who is the head of side of Wilmington. There is weapons out there on completely banned yet they still flood the streets.'' the Republican Sena te Campaign ~1e street that have no other purpose but to kill , Chip Walker, spokesman for the National Rifle Committee, raises and solicits money Sandusky said. Association, said putting limitations on gun from all over the country for the :. He also said additional legislation concerning control results with the black market gaining election of republican senators. gun control is needed. greater importance. But, according to Flaherty, : "We need to put greater restrictions on who can "The Los Angeles situation was a case of the D'Amato has been funneling it to Gov. purchase guns," Sandusky said. "People should average patrol officer being out-gurUled ," he said. George Pataki, R-N.Y. So, Flaherty have the right to have weapons." Unfortunately, " But those types of guns have been banned since said, Republicans who have donated he said, there are a few individuals who misuse 1934, so the only way the gunman got them was money to the national election of their right to own guns. from the black market." senators are really contributing to the New York Mayor Rudolph W. Guliani also Walker said there is no law you can create that election of New York's governor. said he believes the police are being out-gunned. is going to block a person from purchasing guns "Thi s is against the s pirit of THE REV IEW I Rick Rivera On March 5, the mayor said he is investigating a on the bl ack market. campaign financing," Flaherty said. proposal from New York Police Commissioner Wilmington range officer Scott Sowden says there is no real need to switch over to "We need a clearing of the air." hollow-point bullets. "[We've] been using these bullets for 15 years," Sowden says. :CAMPUS CALENDAR

The men's lacrosse team will take as well .. on Notre Dame today at 3:30 at the Police Reports Zeta Beta Tau will be holding their Delaware Mini-Stadium, otherwise rush at 143 Courtney Street from 8- .10 known as the Nelson Athletic Complex. also. Sign-ups for the Sk Run for Bruce Theta Xi will having their rush from FRAZIER FIELD FENCE DAMAGED vehicles and struck Rutler in his left cheek. on the front door of the Deer Park Tavern w ill be at the TUC, Purnell Hall 8 to I0 p.m. at Q-Stix. AGAIN The two subjects then got back into their early Friday morning, Newark Police said. C:oncourse and the Phi Kappa Tau house On WedneSday at 3 p.m. the men's Three sections of the Frazier Field fence respective vehicles and fled. The locks, valued at $75 altogether, were today. For more information call 266- team will be taking on Radford at were damaged and a 6-foot section of pipe A warrant for the subject with the club is damaged when an unknown subject forced (:IJ77. ' the Delaware Field House tennis courts was stolen sometime between Wednesday pending and police are continuing to open the door, police said. The 1997 New Music Delaware at the Nelson Athletic Complex. evening and Thursday morning, University identify the second subject. Police checked the building, but found Festival of Contemporary Music will Also tomorrow, the Fitness Centers Police Capt. Jim Flatley said. nothing taken or disturbed and said the door stan tonight at 8 p.m. It will be held in and Nutrition and Dietetics Club wi ll be The fence sustained $400 worth of TEENS GET STRIKE OUTSIDE may have been forced open from the inside. damage and the stolen section of pipe from BOWLING ALLEY l'..oudis Recital Hall at the Amy E. du sponsoring a Student Health Fair. The . There are no suspects at this time, police the fence was valued at $99, Flatley said. Two Newark teens were assaulted in the Pont Music Building. srud. event goes from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. and Blue Hen Bowling Lanes parking lot early From I :30 to 3:30 p.m. in the TUC will be held in the Trabant multipurpose ANYBODY WANT TO GO Sunday morning, Newark Police said. RENTAL WORKSHOP UPDATE there will be a Committee on rooms A and B. CLUBBING? According to police, a group of Newark City Council will host a rental Information Resource and Planning On Thursday, there will be a Business Two Newark men were assaulted on East unidentified males approach the teens and workshop Thursday at 7:30p.m. in the Management meeting. It will be held in and economics management Delaware A venue near Street asked them if they had any marijuana, to Municipal Building on Elkton Road. Rooms 209 and 21 I. development breakfast lecture called early Sunday morning, Newark Police said. which the boys said no. . ~ workshop will address a proposal to At 7 p .m . the Women's History ''Creating Shareholder Value: Is That Police gave the following account of the The group of males then attacked the two lnrut the number of rental properties in Month sponsored film ''Leona's Sister All There Is?'' It will be held in Arsht incident: boys by kicking, punching and spraying Newark and uniformly changing Newark Gerri" can be seen in I 00 Kirkbride Hall in Wilmington from 7:30 to 9 am. Scott Neubeck and Christopher Rutler, them with a chemical irritant and fled zoning laws allowing only three unrelated Lecture Hall. Call 83 1-8839 for more information. both of Thompson Circle, Newark, were toward the rear of the movie theater, police ()COple to reside in a rental property at one Stephen Addis of the University of The Professional Theatre Training walking on East Delaware Avenue when said. ume. Richmond will be giving a Foreign Program will present ''Henry VI, Part Neubeck fell. Neither victim required medical attention, !he workshop is open to the public and language and literatures lecture today 1" in Hartshorn Hall at 7:30 p.m. on Several people in a red Hyundai and a police said. all mterested parties will be given the brown Honda began laughing at the two titled ''Words and Images in Haiku­ Thursday. Officers are continuing to investigate the chance to voice their opinions in City men and started harassing them. incident. It will be held in the TUC at SL1V is showing the Scottish slacker Council Chambers. Pam~" A passenger in the Hyundai got out of the 7:30p.m. hit "Traimpotting'' on Thursday at 4: I 0 vehicle with a club in his hand. but did not LAST CALL FOR LOCKS AT THE ; Sigma Alpha Epsilon will having and 10:10 p.m. "Crimson Tide" can be strike either of the men. DEER PARK ~ompiled by Angela Andriola rush in the Rodney Room at the Perlcins seen at 11:35 p.m. Choose life; choose to A second passenger got out of one of the An unknown subject damaged two locks Student Center from 8 to 10 p.m. tonight. watch it. · Sigma Chi will be holding Rush at 65 West Delaware Ave. from 8 to 10 p.m. -Compiled br Adam Sloane • • • March I I, 1997 • THE REVIEW. Al After wait, Review

HOSPITAL PATIENT DIES AFTER ROOMMATE BITES HIS PENIS OFF becomes RIVERSIDE, Calif. - A patient who was attacked last week by a hospital roommate at Riverside General has died, hospital o fficials said Saturday. electric Manual Alc arez, 53, was in a coma when he was attacked Tuesday by Steven Dale H alsey, 25, who had been admitted to the hospital because of head injuries when he was thro wn fro m hi s car during a UD's student newspaper tra ffi c accident. Officials said Halsey ripped o ut Alcarez's can now be found on the intravenous needles and then bit off hi s pe ni s . A field sobriety test by Califo rni a Highway Patro l o ffi cers indicated that Halsey was under the World Wide Web and the influenc e o f PCP, according to CHP records . Hospita l o ffi c ia ls would not say whether the campus homepage bizarre attack contributed to the death of Al carez o n Friday . Fa mily me mbe rs said he had emigra ted fro m M exicali , , to work as a fa rm labo rer BY JENNlFER MOSES Sw.D· Repunn before he fell ill. About seven ho urs after being admitted to the The Review has created its own rest stop o n .the hospital, Ha lsey left his bed a nd attacked A lcarez, information super hi ghway. official said. The past two issues of the student newspaper were Ha lsey like ly will face c harges of resist in g available to online viewers as test runs to find any kinks arrest, assault o n poli ce officers and aggravated in the system before its offi cial site is ready for public mayhem- the c harge for severing o r rending body scrutiny, edi tor in chief Leanne Milway said. ti sue, police said. "We've received a lot of positive feedback already," said sophomore Ryan Wilhelm , the online editor. THAT' S WHY THEY C ALLED HIM BIG In 24 hours, 186 people visited T he Review si te POPPA including alumni from as far away as Hong Kong, Wilhelm said. The only publi city the site has received so LOS ANG ELES - R ap mus ic star Notorio us far has been two ads run in last Friday's issue. B.l.G. was shot to death in Los A nge les early Uni versity alumni, who are no longer able to read THE REVIEW I John Chabalko Sunday as he left a music ind ustry part y, a brazen The Review in print, are one of the main groups the The university's Laboratory Preschool Program has become very popular. "A lot of attack th at that marked the second drive-by murder online version is hoping to amact. people register their child the day the child is born," lab assistant Connie Sims says. of a gangsta rap celebri ty in the last s ix months. The new version of The R eview w ill appear B.I.G., born Christopher Wall ace, was leavi ng T uesdays and F ridays, the same days th e regul a r the party at the Petersen A uto motive Museum in newspaper is circulated and can be accessed throughout the mid-W ilshire district around 12:30 a.m. when the week. po li ce beli eve someone in a dark car pulled up Eventually the online version of The Review will be alongside the passenger side of the GM C S uburban updated daily and will have all of the text and graphi cs The kids on in w hi ch he was riding and fired several shots inside. The 24-year-old rappe r, who had earne d rave "The trend in college journalism is to reviews a nd big sales in g ivin g voice to th e vio le nt have websites. opens up a whole edge of the streets. was declared dead at Ceda rs­ It Academy are alright Sinai Medical Cente r at I : IS a. m. H is bod y was new level of readership." id enti fied Sunday afternoon at th e Los Angeles - Peter Bothum, executive editor of The Review Coroner's Office by his wi fe, sin ger Faith Evans, BY RACHELLE KUCHTA the university program and compares the price and hi s mother, who flew in fro m New York, Swtf Reporter of schooling to other average preschools. 'To officials said. Students walking down Academy Street me. this is the best preschool program." Bridge fo und in the newspaper, Wilhelm said. A ltho ug h more t ha n I ,000 people were said to be may be surprised to see children between the said. "Anything el e definitely ha a tough act "M ost college and national newspapers already have at the party, police said th ey had few eyewitnesses ages of 2 and 6 contentedly playing outside th e ir papers o nline, we' re j ust catching u p," said to follow." and even fewer solid leads to th e shooting. between stuffy collegiate buildings. Milway, a senior. Since one of the basic purposes of the A t the time of the shooti ng, hundreds of industry These children are not extremely young preschool is to study childhood development, Senior Peter Bothum, The Review's executi ve editor executives and mu icians were pouring o ut of the freshmen but participate in the university Sims said, selective criteria include educating said , "T he trend in coll ege journali sm is to have Petersen museum after organizers decide d to shut Laboratory Preschool Program housed in parts an equal amount of children born in each websites. It opens up a whole new level of readership." the party down, appare ntly because of the overflow of Allison Hall. month and also an equal number of boys and There are color pictures and a list of the top stories in crowd , according to police. Many of the g uests fled The children participate in planned learning girls from ages 2 to 6. news, magazine and sports. A small ''in the news'' box in panic as the shots rang o ut. activities such as painring, learning computer There are th ree head teachers and nearly 65 where stories of interest repeatedly fl ash, making them So me detectives were worri ed about a repeat of programs, block building. reading stories and children in attendance yearly. the stalled investigati o n into the murder o f Tupac easily visible and accessible. A list to the left of the screen for news, magazine, p laying dress-up three to fo ur hours for a The program is called a laboratory Shakur. That rap star - a ri val to W a llace - was select number of days a week. sports, editorial, classifieds and weather all ows direct preschool because individ ual and fa m ily fatally shot on the busy Las Vegas Strip last "We have an excellent reput ati on,'' di rector access to each section. studies parti cipate as student teachers a long Se ptember, but po lice there have complained that A li ce P. Eyman said. "The progra m is Wilhelm handles all of the layout and web design, with education majors. Sims said. witnesses refused to cooperate . The Shakur case developed aro un d the ind ividual needs and while graphics editor Andrew Guschl, a seni or, is in T hese stu dent teachers interact with the re mai ns unsolved. strengths of the children.'' preschool's students in the classroom to fu lfill charge of all of the online graphics and was in volved D etectives said they are investigating whether The unique program, which was founded in their curricu lum. with the original design of the page. W allace's death is linked to bicoastal tensio ns 1934 by th e Coll ege of Home Economics as In addition. select classes in the individual "We' re going to make it diffe rent than the actual print within the rap worl d, but had nothing solid to go part of the Ch il d Development program, is and family studies department. a long with Review," Wilhelm said. o n. very po pu lar with parent s, making spaces in various other interested students. observe and He said he ho pes to soon have sou nd c lips of W a llace, a burly 6-foot-3-inch man who weighed the preschool very lucrative. listen to the chi ldren's activities thro ugh interviews, previous issues, a search for certain topics 380 pounds and also went by the name Biggie "A lot of people register thei r child the day observation booths connected to the and a list of th e staff with the ir pictures and email Small s, lived in New Jersey and was in Los the child is born in order to get on the waiting classrooms. addresses. He said he also hopes to give online viewers Angeles to record m usic and to atte nd Friday list,'' said Connie Sims, a laboratory assistant Senior Robin Gross. an early childhood the chance to read articles which were cut from the night's Sou l Train Music Award s and re lated in the school. development and educ ation major. student regul ar newspaper because of space restraints or late fes tivities. His next a lbum was scheduled to come Michele B ridge. a New Castle resident, teaches at the preschool. entries. o ut in just two weeks. Its title now seems grimly mailed both her chi ldren's pre choo l '·Hands-on is the best way to learn how to The Review online is bein g produced at almost no ironic: " Life After Death ... ' Til Death Do Us applicat ions from her hospital bed after teach,' ' Gross said. 'This program is extremely cost to the paper because everything is set up at a Part ." delivery. She sends her two young chi ldren to beneficial for my career.·· computer in the offi ce, Wilhelm said. REPORT: 1 IN 7 L.A. HIGH SCHOOLERS The Review address, http://www.review.ude l. edu/, CARRY WEAPONS TO CLASS can also be accessed through the university's What's New web page. LO S A NGELES -Citing the threat of rando m street vio le nce and th e menace of gangs, o ne in seven Los A ngeles hi gh school student s Wandering students and underage drinkers beware says he has carried a weapo n to school fo r protecti o n, accordi ng to a detail ed new study . The weapo ns of choice fo r most are knives, sharpened screwdri vers, razor b lades and the like. But in the s urvey schedul ed fo r re lease Mond ay, Newark's Special Ops is on the case 2.5 pe rcent o f th e stude nts questio ned a t II hi gh schools said they bro ug ht a g un on campus. And BY ANGELA ANDRIOLA pl aguing Newark. Newark Police and the DABCC made resulted in returning more than 100 1.4 percent - said they bring a weapon every day, City News Ediwr Le M i n , w ho has headed the abou t I 00 arrests. The bu lk of these students to Newark High School in making it as much a part o f the ir school ro utine as Returning delinque nt stu dents to Spec i a l Operati ons division since arrest s were for alcohol-related the last two months. Le Min sai d. a textbook o r a calcu Ia tor. Ne wark Hi g h School during the day Se pte mbe r. said the un it also works char ges, a lthough po lice arrested along with several drug arrests and an They c Ie arl y have no t been dete rred by the Los and catching und e rage drinke rs in wi th o the r unit s if n ~;;:cessary. "We several people for drug charges and a r rest for co nceali ng a dead ly Angeles Uni fied School Distri ct's po licy o f making bars a t night a re amo ng the c rime ­ provide s uppo rt for the drug a nd caught an interstate fugi tive. weapon. rando m c hecks with me tal detectors. Nearly half o f d e terring pro gra ms condu c te d b y detec ti ve units if t hey need it,'' he Accordin g to Le Min, many of Le Min said officers typically the high schoolers were unaware the ir schoo ls had Newark Po li ce Department's Special said. these offenders are unaware of the handle cases such as policing bars;­ such a po li cy. Operations Unit. Recentl y, th e Spec \a l Ops u n it pena lties underage drinking ensues. If victim services, processing evidence. The survey, whic h covered I ,802 Los Angeles The unit , whic h was s tarted in worked in co njunct io n w ith t he charged with underage cons umption and dealing wi th habitual offender Unified School District high school students, was 1987, is currently headed by Sgt. Tom Delaware Al co ho l a nd B eve rage of alcoho l, a defe nd ant is s ubject to a o n a n individual bas is. Ra ther th a n conduc ted in 1995 and '96 by the American Civi I F . Le Min and c o ns ists of five Control C o mmi ssio n to sco pe o ut mandatory $250 fine, but no jail time. just punishing offenders, th e Special Liberties Union of Southern California with the officers on duty at night and one local bars and liqu o r s to res for M o r e impo rt a ntl y, L e Min said, Ops program ai ms to make "creati vt; help of researchers from California State officer on during the day. underage drinkers. s tudent s and re s ident s who h o ld soluti ons to chro nic pro ble ms,·· Le University, Los Angeles, and the University of Kids skipping school and underage As a part of the Multi-Agen cy parties and sell alcohol are subject to Min said. · - Southern California. The schools represented the drinkers in local bars are just some of Alcohol Enforcement Proj ect, plain­ a mandatory jail sentence. It is illegal The Special Operati o ns U nit wilL geographic diversity of the district. the examples of chronic problems clothes officers stake out liquor stores to sell a lc o hol at a priva te party continue to focus on these two high ~ Newark officers face. Le Min also and bars looking for people with false unless the res ident has a license to priorit y programsm, Le Min said, an~ ABC ADDS MORE LESBIANS TO MAY cited rental property problems, such identification and underage drinking. sell alcoholic beverages. w i l l al so be gin c rac king do wn 011. SWEEPS SCHEDULE as overcrowding, as other issues In the last few months , he s aid , The continuing Truant Patro l private parties and noise violations.

ABC doesn't want viewers to miss the point April 30 when Ellen Morgan (Ellen DeGeneres) comes out of the closet on " Ellen." According to this week's TV Guide, two guest Keepers farnil y to sue; stars on the sho w will be openly lesbian entertainers k.d . lang and Melissa Questions? Complaints? Etheridge. continued from page A I of the lawyers. Lang will perform in the background during a The next step for the university is to scene shot at Little Florida's, a lesbian hangout in four months after the fall , but issued no hire an outside legal council, according to L.A., while Etheridge wi II appear in the opening formal conclusions. said Maxine Colm, Gary Stokes, the director of Billin g. sequence of the episode. Send vice president for Employee Relations, Collection and Risk Management. · It'll be a big event for ABC during the May who chaired the committee. Aside from th e university, the suit . ' ratings sweeps. Letters to the Editor to 250 " We looked very generally at what named Fredenck G . Krapf and Sons Inc.,. occurred.'' she said. The 1974 death, the Odgen Development Corp. Odgen-Krapf -compiled from the Wa shington Post/Los Angeles type of glass and the location of the L.P., Charles Luckman Associates ancl, Times news service bv Ryan Cormier Student Center. radiators were never discussed. Consentini Associates. which des igned. Now that a suit is pending , the built and serviced the Towers. which were committee is finished witll -the matter, she completed in 1972. said, and the investigation is in the hands ; A4. THE REVIEW. March 11 , 1997 .- .Student group promotes :health and well-being /The V-8s advocate fun without alcohol. 'A person _shouldn't need to be drinking to have an enjoyable ~ time,' treasurer Rachel Weyhandt says.

BY SCOTT GOSS in December. use of alcohol," Weygandt admitted. Senior Stuff Reporter "In the fall , the Wellness Center "Quite honestly, there were more Contrary to popular belief, the V- had a table set up at University Night people who seemed interested in a 8s, a new student group established with a sign-up s heet to form a group like ours than not." to promote alcohol awareness and Bacchus chapter, like SADD The group's next major function responsible drinking on campus, is (Students Against Drunk Driving) in will be a mocktail in Russell Dining not anti-alcohol. high school," Weygandt said. "Over Hall this Friday from 4:30 to 7 p.m. ' "There is nothing wrong with 25 people signed up. We all got "We hope to illustrate the point orinki ng." explained sophomore together and collectively decided to that a mixed drink without alcohol, Rachel Weygandt, V-8 treasurer. start our own group. while certainly tasting different, will "It 's drinking to the point where you " Because we were a new group, still be just as enjoyable,'' Weygandt are so out of control that it affects we first had to do a lot of things, like said. your lifestyle. We are no t saying get getting o ur constitution and Despite the V-8s' drive to provide alcohol and drinking are two evils. o rganizational things. Now we' re an alternative non-alcoholic party­ THE REVIEW I Brendan Goldstem We are sayi ng fun is fun and a having more event planning time." like atmosphere, the group has been ' person shouldn't need to be drinking With the daunting task of trying to hindered by a lack o f monetary V-8 Treasurer Tina Weygandt says some students asked if the group was a joke. "Quite honestly, there to have an enjoyable time.'' bring alcohol awareness t.o one of the resources. were more people who seemed interested in a group like ours than not," she says. ' The V-8s full name is Voices for top 10 binge drinking campuses in "We a re c urrently receiving no ~ i g ht Campus Concerns which th e United States [according to a money from the univers ity ," ' include wellness. enj oyment, drug study by th e Harvard S c hoo l of Weygandt explained. "There has . awareness, o pportunity , campus Health]. the V-8s' first goal is to let been some ta lk that we will be health. a lc o hol awareness, people know that they ex ist. allocated funds from the $500,000 No answers for UD race gap responsibi lity and education. Last Friday, the group handed out Ro bert Wood Johnson grant. But Together the eight concerns spell out flyers in the Trabant University right now we' re operating o n continued from page A I answer that question. I really don't "seeks to encourage people to reach know the answer.., ou t to s tudents different than {he groups acronym motto: W .E. Center advertising what it is, their donations from generous people." said. D.O. C.A.R.E. meeting times and the organization's The V-8s meet weekl y at 8 p.m. "Faculty is even worse ... he said , However. Debessay said. the themse Ives." The 12 full-fledged members of next scheduled event. on th e second floor o f the Health explaining that African Americans university is making progress. Smith said unity is essential for " We can a ll individ ua ll y and the V -8s were officially recognized "Some students asked if we were Center. All meetin gs are ope n to compri se only 3 percent of the success in the 21st century because coll ectively play a part in bringing as a university student organization joking by promoting fun without the students and the community. universi ty's faculty. the world is becoming increasingly ' about positive changes." he said. more di verse. As part of the report. the ''The sooner we do so the better." commission also compiled statistics Smith also said although T ~. obtain its goal. the commi ssion 1 on the number of minorities whu are Univer,: ty l ; :-~ited was great investigates the current status of currently em pl oyed by the success, the commission still has a minorities a nd recommends uni versity. These percentages are long way to go. strategies a: td programs to increase ·Delta Conference helps compa red to the percent of This academi c year, according to minori ties.emp loyed for the state and their representati on on campus. the report, the commission plans to the country. One existing program is the continue in-depth monitoring of the multicultural course requirement In som e job fields the results university's progress in recruiting ;Greeks learn to lead corre lated, whi le othe rs displayed mandatory for all students prior to a nd retaining minority students, vast differences. For instance. the graduation. The purpose of th is facu lty and staff. annual report showed 34.2 percent of requirement is to emphasize cultural, The commission will also BY BRE DA 1 A. GOLDSTEI 1 can go , people wi ll grav it a te fraternity's communicati ons within ethnic and gender-related course encourage admi ni s trators to Staj] Rt:p (} rft!r service and maintenance workers at toward you and you wi II become a the chapte r." said Sc.ott Rich of the the uni versity are b lack. while work. participate in diversity workshops The seco nd an nua l Delta leader and not even realize it." Kappa Delta Rho fraternity. nationwide 15.6 percent of blacks are University United was a recent and develop p rograms to help Conference, presented by the Mi c hael Little, a graduate Vice President of Stude nt Life in that field. event held last spring organized by s upervisors manage a diverse Panhellenic and Inter-fraternity s tuden t , coord in ated th e Ro land Smith said. " I am reall y When asked why the percentages different groups to bring the campus workforce. Counci ls. was held Saturday to conference. d e li g hted that the D e lta g reatl y differ, Professor Araya together socially. Another major goal is to develop promote ideas for tudents to "It is a real bright spot for the Dr. Ro land Smith, a member of Conference IS becoming a D e bessay. the c hai rma n of the a mentoring program for newly-hired become strong leaders. campus to show that apathy isn ' t at tradi tion." Commission to Pro mote Raci al and the commission and vice president of professional and salari ed staff to help J oe Purzycki. a uni versity it s high po int." Little said. "There Throughout the day the re were Cultural Diversit y, replied. "I can' t Student Life, said University United them adjust to the uni versi ty. al umnus and current direc tor of are over 400 people showing up pl anned workshops fo r the students sports m arketi ng for MBNA today to take advantage, to hone to attend. Some of these ncluded: America delivered the keynote th e ir skills a nd to make their ethics in leade rs hip, lead ership speech for the conference held in organizati ons better." integrity a nd change, confli c t the Trabant University CenteL Amy Stalzer. a grad u ate resolution, resumes and leadership Purzycki emphasized assistant at Career Services and an experience, legal liability and risk "maximizi ng yo ur leade rship intern a t th e Office of Greek management and women 111 MBNA, the world's second­ position, and the importance for Affairs a lso participated in th e leadership. ha ving a real passion for what you conference largest lender through bank do.'' " We a re hoping we can he lp credit cards, is seeking He spoke abo ut identifying [the st udents] develop some skills oneself, becoming as good as you or refine so me of their sk ill s," candidates for its exclusive can be a nd to ld anecdotes which Stalzer said. gave th e s tude nt s rea l- l ife Membe rs of the fraternities and Summer Associate si tuations to he lp illustrate how to so ro ri t ie s who a tte nded th e develop leadership. conference said they hope to bring If your watch has Program. Intensive, diverse, These stori es were based on his back leaders hip s kills to their a sick tick .. . 20 years of coaching football and organizations. and designed to maximize his si x years with MBNA America. " It's a leadership conference, "tock" it to us! the future success of each "The conference is really about and that is what we are looking for S ilver Works will test and replace developing leaders hip and [in o ur members]." said Alex your batte ry to keep you up leadership skills,'' he said . " If you participant, the summer Beac h , junio r a nd president o f and running! beco me self-actualized as a n Sigma Alpha Epsil on. program is an ideal entree individual and move forward and " I hope that th is leadership develop your skills as far as th ey conference Increases our SILVER ~WORKS. into a leadership position 50 E. Main S tree t with a dynamic and 366-8300 innovative financial 15TH ANNUAL PHI KAPPA TAU institution. 5K RUN I WALK FOR BRUCE Benefitting the Make-A-Wish Foundarion We will be interviewing on campus in the Date: Sarw·day, March 22, 1997 Time: !0:30am coming weeks. Registration:SilO UD & HS students with id, all others $12 until 3/21; $14 race day New this year: We are pleased ro am10unce the addition of the 5K walk! Be sure to attend our presentation and Entry forms can be mailed to: or dropped off at: 5K for Bruce Phi Kappa Tau reception to learn more about MBNA and P.O. BoH 874 720 Academy St. the Summer Associate Program: Newark, DE 19715 Newark, DE 19711 Make checks payable to: ''·SK for Bruce" For more information, please contact: Clayton Hall J erorne Posatko: 266-6077 or Matt Potere: 266-7052 Thursday, March 13 6:30 p.m. - 8:30 p.m.

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PTTP also focuses on the were ranked in the top 10 with PTTP, has a completely different program representatives of each school's He said a good reputation is harder ~ ranked lOth amon g the nation's classic plays and the students who are Robbins said. than the University of Delaware, theater departments. to gain than to lose. Once people • graduate theater programs in the accepted have a desire and The major difference between Robbins said. The ranking took into account recognize a school ha a good • March 10 edition of U.S. News and commitment to the dramatic classics. Yale and PTTP has to do wit h size, They are an academic department. scholars hip, curric ulum a nd the reputation it takes years for that , World Report. Yale University was ranked as the he said. which is more concerned with the quality of fac ulty and graduate perception to change, he said, no PTTP was ranked 24th in the same number one graduate theater "Yale' s program is about six times thinking aspect of the theater as a students. matter what th e school's program is poll last year, although nothing has program, with an average reputation larger than De laware's," he said . opposed to a professional trainiug A sc hool that was considered actually doing. , changed within the program between score of 4.7- 1.1 points higher than "They train everythi ng from department which is more of a ''distinguished'' received 5.0 and one Once a program reaches the top of this year and last year, said Sandy the University of Delaware's score. playwrights to directors to training environment, said adine that was "strong'' received 3.0, and the ranking, he said, it has a better Robbins, director of the PTTP. There are many similarities des igners,'' where as PTTP only Howatt, PTTP's public relations those less impressive received lower chance of staying there because Robbins said he is very pleased between the programs at Yale, New trains acto rs, stage managers and coordinator. scores. The scores were then people see what graduates are doing , with the ranking. However, he averaged to detem1ine the reputation now. emphasized, the report was not a score of each school. Some g raduates of PTTP have '· scientific stud y of university Robbins said he is happy with the gone on to Broadway productions · programs, but a popularity contest. ranking because he feels it is difficult and taken part in well-known plays. College of Engineering ;- Although the ranking may change for PTTP to get visibility since their This particular poll tracks the •: from year to year, it does not mean program is on a three-year cycle. programs' reputations rather than the • the programs change, he said , Unlike other programs at this graduates themselves. The graduates • because the poll is based on program university, new st udents are not employment rates are partially what • reputations and not on the program's drops in national ranking~ accepted until the other students have the school' s reputation is made of, curriculum. graduated. Robbins said. In the report. the average "The ranking tells us that we are BY LENNY AKSMAN Engineering, said it is not something Report ranking doesn't how is how Each PTTP faculty members is an Swjf Reponer . to get upset about since the uni versity many faculty members in eat:;h •. The university's graduate had the same standing last year . engineering department have a Ph .B . engineering program ranks among the '·It's not like there isn't anything degree. That is were Delaware!~ top 50 graduate programs in the going on here," Cooper said. numbers match the most prestigiol)S country. according to th e March 10 Andras Szeri, chair and professor of schools. Department of Foreign issue of U.S. News and World Report. mechanical engineering, said the The university's 82-member faculty Languages and Uteratures Summer While the re are 220 gradua te university's 16th rank for graduate all have Ph.D. degrees and that ratio Qf International Programs engineering programs throughout the engineering programs by the In sti tute faculty members to Ph.D. degrees country, the schoo l's 49th rank study and Special Sessions for Scientific Information gives "a matches a school like MIT. This rati'o actually places the university in the top more factual view of the university's shows that the university may not tie 20th percenti Ie. achievements" than the U.S. News and as large as some schools, Cooper sru-g, U.S. News and World Report World Report ranking. but is just as efficient in research. ranked the top 50 graduate engineering Money is always one of the biggest Unlike a school such as Mit, schools in the country by compiling ~~~ Abroad deciding factors for rank in any known for its engineering program~. stati stics on the amount of money college program. Cooper said. Last the university is not known for funded for research, total enrollment, year Delaware had $15.6 million in engineering, Cooper said. WEDNESDAY acceptance rate and academic funding , wh ich averages out to "Delaware is a large broad-based reputation which all gave an overall $200,000 per faculty member. university," Cooper aid, pointing out MARCH 12 score. ·'That ratio is comparable to the that the university does not have a The uni versi ty scored a 74.8 on a numbers you' ll see at the very best college that is its main focus fo r 4:30PM I 00 point scale. schools," Cooper said. education. ' Engineering programs at nearby Penn State Uni versity at University In order to raise the university's 221 SMITH HALL schools earned higher marks than at Park had $73 million in research. national standi ng and reputation. the university. according to U.S. News averaging out to $226.000 per faculty Cooper aid , there have been two new and World Report. Penn State member. 's numbers majors introduced within the College University ranked 16th on the list, come out to $224,000 per facu lt y of Engineering in the past two yean;: T.A.T.A.T.A.T.A.T.A.T.A.T.A.T while Lehigh and Rutgers universities member, and No. l ranked MIT pull en vi ron mental engineering ar)d placed 37th and 38th. respectively. in $4!0.000 per faculty member. computer engineering. Although the university' s The university's 82-member Their goal is to get the college placement on the li st seems low. Stuart engineering staff faculty is also ranked within the top 25. "where it GI

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\. :A6 . THE REVIEW • March II, 1997 ~~~ ~~~~~~------~------UD \W. ashington College, team up on study abroad BY JESSICA THORN provost for intemational programs and others have been partic ipants," he the first interest meeting to introduce enrollments, secti ons wi ll be added planning. Also, the two ins_titutions Stufl Reponer special sessions. said. "We are pleased that Washington the new program . and more courses will be offered, he wi ll pool their resources 1n areas Beginning next fall , students from Because the Universi ty of College students will be afforded this " Our overall strategy is to added. involved in publicity and marketing. Washington College in Chestertown, Delaware has demonstrated strength opportunity as well." encourage every s tudent at ··r believe that Delaware students However, despite the new Md., wi II be able to spend the in their programs , the new joint Although the first joint session will Washington to study abroad," Shad will not be disadvantaged at all." he cooperation with Washington College, semester in with students program will be offering "hi gh-quality be held in London next fall, the said. said. "Instead, they will have more the cost structure for the study abroad from the University of Delaware. and well-managed opportunities to wi ll expand over time to However, the program wi II not opp011unities to participate in semester programs wi II not change. Students A joint study abroad program with students from both institutions," said include other sessions in , become more competiti ve with the study abroad programs." will still pay the same fees and tuition Washington College was created in Dr. Tahir I. Shad, associate dean and , , and , addition of new students. Donnelley Faculty from both institutions will to participate in overseas programs, January as a resu lt of a three-year director of intern ational relations at Shad said. said. In order to accommodate higher participate in classes and program Donnclley said. renewable agreement made between Washington College. In addition, both Shad and the schools. "The University of Delaware has Donnelley spoke of inclu ding new Because the university was looking been running study abroad programs programs through the partnership. to expand its program, and for years, and I think their experience Currently. there are no Spring or Fall Washington College was looking to and expertise will be helpful as we Semester programs offered in South start its own study abroad program, develop these programs jointly,'' Shad America, South Africa or Asia, but this arrangement should benefit both said. they hope to offer programs in those You tan do the same as what Jesusa Pavon, institutions. said Paul Olchvary, President David Roselle also said countries in the future. coordinator of intemational programs the agreement wou ld be beneficial. Although Washington College is a and special sessions. "Through the years, the small school, with about 1,100 Anna Maria Vistarra and Rotio Vistarra "l look at it as being a broadening university's programs have been students enrolled, Shad expects that of opportunities." said Lawrence offered in many places and many many of them will study abroad. He Donnelley. the university associate s tudents from our institution and said that over I 00 students attended have done. Live in the (hristiana Towers! .Campus Amnesty chapter Living in the Christiana Towers is just one of. the many on -campus housing options available for next year.

,lobbies for rights in D.C. Once again, you can tell us your living preferences on the I BY CATHERINE CHANG regarding human rights to their becoming more common, Hook World Wide Web! Loob for your housing preference folder, StajJ" Repmta congressmen and women," said Hook, explained. She said Amnesty Tackling basic human rights chapter secretary. "Even though many International wants to monitor the with detailed information, in your mailbox this weeb. •infringements and eliminating violence of the students were under voting age, amount of weapons the United States ;against women were only two issues they made their senators and · is supplying Turkey. :rour university students brought to representatives aware that they are the The third concern of Amnesty 'Capito I Hi II last week. new generat ion of educated International was the group's request At this time, you will have the opportunity to change the Hundreds of Amnesty International constituents who will affect the next that senators give their support to the members from around the nation election." Convention on Eliminating housing assignment process you chose on your sign-up •nooded the nation· s capitol city in McDavis-Conway said, "It was a Discrimination Against Women •Amnesty's fourth-annual Lobby Day. good experience. We had fun meeting (CEDA W). which aims at prohibiting application. J1eld at Georgetown Law School. other students and accomplished domestic violence, sexual and other . Along with the hundreds gathering something at the same time.'' abhorrent practices against women. :from across the country, a group of The Lobby Day meetings focused and aim at achievin g substanti ve -four Amne ty International members on three major issues, Hook said. The equality between men and women in Preferente Form Deadline: Marth 27, 1997. :from the university chapter met with first was new restrictions and all fields. · ;representatives for Sen. Joseph R. procedures concerning political By supponing CEDAW, the United •Eiden Jr., D-Del., and Sen. William Y. asylum. States will set international standards 'Roth. R-Del.. in Washington, D.C., to The main concern. Hook said. was for countries where women are .voice their concerns about human to change summary exclusions, which oppressed, Hook said. p ght~ abu e around the world. would allow more time for the During meetings and seminars with Sophomores Alexa Hook, Katie processing of refugees' visas and other Amnesty members, the students McDonald, Shana McDavis-Conway passports. Amnesty wants to change heard from speakers such as: Kenneth :and freshman Lili Salmon represented this since it violates international law Walker, who won a n Emmy for the university' s Amnesty chapter as and may result in refugees being journalism and spoke of the I IWell as the state of Delaware. They returned to face persecution, she said. importance of media; Secretary I ~ sked for help from state The second issue broached by the General Pierre Sane, a guest from tepresentatives in order to halt torture visiting students was the deteriorating London, as well as Rep. Neil nd killings around the world. human rights situation in Turkey, Abercrombie, D-, a "Lobby Day gave students the where extrajudicial executions and congressional human rights member. pportunity to voice their concerns laws restricting freedom of speech are I 1f:erie phone numbers at UD I continued' from page A I Listed under Gasoline Credit Cards Monday through Wednesday ' is the university's motor pool evenings, 6 to 9 p.m. pf younger members of the department. Student organizations can There is also a listing for Lost and ~ommunity, said Regina McKenna, a rent vehicles for trips through this Found. So students should remember if Staff assistant for the program. department. they lose their wallets, backpacks, keys : The College School is designed Students writing last minute papers or other personal items - call Public primarily for chi ldren ages 5-13 who can call the Grammar Hotline, part of Safety. pave learning difficulties, McKenna the university's Writing Center, for Even the university's Fightin' Blue aid. questions on verb agreement and noun Hen Mascot, YoUDee has his own : The Cosmopolitan Club is also placement. The Grammar Hotline ' s telephone line. So if students have listed in the directory - however, it Sp1ing Semester schedule is Monday complaints, compliments or advice for seems to be a phantom group - no through Friday 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. and I the big blue bird. th ey can give the one answered the phone and there is to 5 p.m. The ho tlin e is also open Office of Public Relations a call. no voice mailbox for the organization. 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;:- White Clay dam plans ridiculous

Plans by the U.S. Army helpful in times of drought, a Corps of Engineers to erect a situation which has occurred dam on White Clay Creek in in Delaware once in the past order to create a reservoir for 25 years. the purpose of combatting Additionally, the year after dr_o~ghts are, in a word, that drought, the rainfall was asmme. above average, effectively ' The proposed I 00-foot canceling out the effects of dam would destroy acres of the drought. The reservoir .White Clay Creek Preserve would also be good for only by flooding and impact much one use, and after I 0 or 15 more of the area with the years it would be empty and •access roads and construction useless. •equipment required. It would Beyond the lack of any real · also threaten the existence of need fo r a drought reservoir ·' several species who make in this state, there are other their home in the preserve, options available to deal with some of which are the unlikely problem, all of endangered. which are more While the damage to the environmentally conscious. preserve, currently the largest Water from the C & D canal woodland area in Delaware, could be desalinated, water SOCieTV 'l (;OIN~ \)u'INrv is a horrifying portion of the could be brought in by SO Pf<,\\JAT6 plan, the true foolishness of pipelines from surrounding pA-i4iS A~6N ' t the proposal is revealed when areas, or treated sewer water o0ne considers its ostensible could be used for non­ motivation. Planners have drinking uses such as said the r ese~voir would be watering lawns. Environmental defaults need to be set computing center, and change our became obsolete and students were Last year, when I asked the dining Laura "default settings?" required to submit their preferences hall manager about this, he said that .Keepers suit unfounded White How simple would it be to put on line. stude nts e njoy takeo ut and thus recycled, unbleached paper in all of Yet there are still so many parts of disposables are necessary. our photo copiers and set th em to the o ur lives with environ mentall y But how many st ud ents get Redemption double-sided mode? harmful default settings, like the takeout in the middle of winter. And university s hould have The recent announcement Song I doubt many s tudents would university bookstore. Every time I go how ha rd would it be to give that the family of former formally investigated the bother to ask for white paper when th ere I have to .make a conscious students regular bowls unless they university student Robert safety of the wi ndows before copying reserve readings which will effort to tell them not to give me a asked for takeout? ' Keepers will sue the now and made any necessary If only everything in life could be be tossed in a few weeks. bag and pile my purchases into my There are so many ways to make university for negligence over improvements. However, we like the laser printer in Smith Hall: Furthermore, stocking copiers Jansport bookbag. practicing environmentalists out of his death last year raises many believe the case against the environmentall y fri endly by default 1 with recycled paper (whic h, We have become used to other us all. Take airplane meals. I always ~s~ ue s, some related to the university to be an example of Un less otherwise s pecified, any according to K.inko 's, costs the same people thinking for us ; we just take have to call in advance for a original tragedy and others of the overly litigious nature of document sent to it is printed out· as virgin paper) would increase the the bag when it is handed to us. It vegetarian or vegan meal. For some -a more general nature. modem society. double-sided. market for recycled paper, and thus would be simple to ask if customers reason the "default" entree is always For those of us who often don ' t Last September, Keepers Under. normal ' I o help make · recycling more want a bag. Instead the cost of each meat. take the time to think about the fell from the 13th floor of the circumstances, the windows economical. bag is passed on to the customer, and "Big deal ," you say, " Most consequences of o ur every acti on, People complain there is little our landfill s fill up with plastic bags. people like meat." But it would be Christiana East Tower after in the towers hold up. When it's ni ce to know that someone out breaking through hi s window not struck or coli id ed with, opportunity to recycle, and city The bookstore has another rather nice to give passengers a vegetarian there is doing it fo r us. plahners often regretfully reply that ug ly default setting. Students meal and thus take a little pressure in a rage. these windows are adequate. Unfortunately printing a file at . While The Review believes It is impossible to protect it is not economical enough to purchasing books are swamped with off our limited resources. The higher Smith computing center is one of the bother: the markets are volatile and paper advertising brochures tucked you eat up the food chain, the more 'the uni versi ty shou ld have people from everything, and few times we can trust society to produce little revenue. If there is no inside eve!)' book. land, energy and water is used per investigated the safety of the The Review does not believe make it easy for us to make the right demand for the end product of I guess profit-hungry advertisers calorie gained. windows in the dorms, we do it is the univers ity 's choice -environmentally. Most of recycling. of course recycling will want to prey upon student consumers I don't think the point I'm making to not believe the family should responsibility to attempt to do the time , we have make such not be financially rewarding! and probably pay the bookstore to is very radical; I'm just pointing out be attempting to extract so. choices on our own. Let's complete the cycle guys' put the pamphlets in our textbooks a few examples where we cou ld recompense from the People have to take Walking or biking a mi le to work Thankfully, in some areas, the - but how many of us actually read change our "default" settings with university for the horrible responsibility for their actions produces much less poll ution th an university has been moving toward the advertisements? little effort and have a fairly large ccident. and can't expect institutions driving a .car. Recycling uses less he lping students be more Why not just place a stack at the and positive environmental impact. , A sim il ar incident occurred to protect them from energy and water than the extraction environmentally friendly without checkout counter and let students Let's make it easy to be a of virgin resources such as timber 'in 1974, when a student fell themselves. To completely requiring them to think. consciously choose to take one? " thoughtless" friend of the and aluminum and red uces the In the past year, the university has And what about Russell D ining environment. from the 17th floor of the preve nt tragedies such as the pressure on these resources. same building. A suit was also one last year, the university emphasized its computer systems, Hall 's ice cream counter? Students Why then - when there is such ending mass mailings of grades and are automatically served th ei r ice Laura White is a bi-weekly brought against the university would have to remove the strong evidence out there about the •for that accident, and the bricks from their walkways allowing students to receive the bad cream in Styrofoam bowls. columnist for Th e Review. Send e· e nvironmental side-effects of so news from the voice mail lady via I had to trek to the salad bar to mail to [email protected]. -matter was settled o ut of and use them in place of the many of our actions - do we not UDphone. find a porcelain bowl to give the court. Expert testifying at that towers windows, ot herwise fo ll ow the example of the Smith Hall This year, housing applicati o ns employee, to avoid the Sty~ofoam. :hearing vo iced concerns over there is always a chance the the safety of the glass used for glass wi ll break. 'the windows, but they were People understand the never replaced. The towers, dangers involved in colliding City proposal unfair to students 1lowever, have passed every with a window; the university 'building inspection since they should not be expected to post were erected in 197 1. warni ng s igns or invest in overcrowdin g a rental unit are the student population as shown by" given a chance. Staci considered crimes and are reported as their proposal for this ordinance. Where do the residents ,expect us 1 In view of these facts, The bullet-proof glass. criminal records to t he Delaware DUSC has made city issues a to go? The un iversity only provides Review does believe the Ward State Bureau of Investigation as well lengthy piece of thi s year's agenda to enough on-campus housi ng for half as the National Crime Information atone the escalating tension off­ of the student body. While living on Guest Center. To better serve the student campus. For Ha lloween, student campus is a necessary and quality Column body, DUSC has recently hired a o rgani zations reached out to the choice of housing for freshman and second lawyer to provide free legal faculty and community by inviting sophomores, the upperclassman seek Correction consul tation to any undergraduate their children into the newly opened the only other alternative available ... On Thursday, March 13 Newark who unfortunately finds themselves Trabant University Center to safely rental houses and apartments. Off­ r- In the March 7 staff editorial, The Review wrote that the football City Council members wi ll be in legal difficulties such as these. Trick-or-Treat. In addition, DUSC, in campus living provides '! player accused of rape at Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State drafting a new ordinance sealing the The foundation supporting the conjunction wi.t h the Dean of upperclassman with more autonomy, University was convicted of the charge but allowed to remain on the fate of 7,500 undergraduates. Despite strength behind this ordinance Students Office, has created a serving as a dip your feet into "real school's football team in the following season. He was in fact convicted nume rous attempts made by ori g in ates from the permanent mediation program to rebuild life" type of experience. I of "abusive language" related to the incident and suspended for one year. Delaware Undergraduate Student Newark residents. Residents want to communicati on a nd to provide a The small percentage of students : The suspension was later revoked because of its unduly harsh nature; no Congress to paci fy the tension restore their nei ghborhoods as they formal manner in which students and causing problems off-campus can be r'\Student convicted of abusive language had ever been suspended before. between off-campus students and were in the good ol' days before lhe residents can solve their grievances dealt with using laws already in Instead of the original sentence, the player was made to attend a one­ permanent residents, Council will be mass migration of students into the together. place. But what about the other 95 ~~our information~! session detailing the univer~ity's student codes of re viewi ng a po tential ordinance neighborhoods. In response to complaints from the percent of the s~dents who need a • conduct. The Rev1ew regrets the error. which will once again make it nearly Yesterday, the Smith children ,community, D USC is ini ti ating a secure place to live while getting an impossible for students to live off­ could play wit h the Jones children Main Street Clean-Up program with education? campus . . next door after ballet and soccer City Counci I to pick up trash left Each one of you can make a The ordinance will reduce the le ssons on a sunny Saturday behind by bar crowds and party-goers difference in the outcome of this EDITORIAL BOARD number of students allowed to live in afternoon. Today in Newark, the after the weekend. proposed ordinance. The city is a single family rental unit from four Jo nes' house is now a rent al uni t The majority of students DO care sending a message to the students to Mark Jolly Editorial Editor to only two students per household. housing students, and the Smiths are and DO want to be responsible take some responsibility in the Shawn MitcheU Assistant Editorial Editor You may find it tempting to pulling out their hair trying to sleep citizens. Reducing the number of Newark community. The City Leanne Milway Editor in Chief "overcrowd" and hide the existence through the raging party next door. unrelated people allowed to live in a Counci I will be holding a public Peter Bothum Executive Editor of your,o ther roommates just to make On the flip side of the coin , some rental unit to two would be punishing workshop to draft the ordinance this Leo Shane III Copy Desk Chief the rent for a roof over your head Robert Armengol City News Editor residents have been unaccepting. cold the entire student body, not those few Thursday at 7:30 p.m. in the Newark Scott Goss Senior Staff Reporter affordable, however, you need to be and automatically suspicious of their who a re ruining other student 's Municipal Building on Elkton Road. KeUy Brosnahan Managing News Editor aware of the cards you hold. student neighbo rs . Any potential choice to move off-campus. While Your presence is vital; without a Robert Kalesse Entertainment Editor Between 2 and 6 a.m., city communication between the two students have illustrated their pro­ large student voice, the city has no Jill Cortright Entert!linment Editor officials have been counting the parties has been severed by previous active and positive solutions to the reason to consider student concerns. nmnber of cars in driveways. Anyone built-up resentment before the intermingled neighborhood issues, The editorial board meets before each deadline to debate caught "overcrowding" will be students have even signed the lease. the city has sorely and prematurely Staci Ward is president of DUSC a topic selected by The Review staff. Simple majori.ty evicted from home sweet home and determines the editorial staffs stance on each issue. Residents blame the entire student slapped students in the face with and a guest columnist for The face steep fines and a permanent body due to the irresponsible these proposals before more humane Review. Send e-mail to criminal record. Noise violations and behavior of a minute percentage of programs such as SMART have been 69839@ udel.edu.

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Operation Res~ue Coburn comments off track_ needs new tac tl c s 'h" f 1 saving efforts. -Tom Snyder, The Late, Late reading The Review, that something nudity and said it should outrage done, and this dense mass of fatty cream puffs in 20 years. 1 But what does all this babble have Show I had been missing from my high parents. Coburn was Later heard tissue doesn' t understand. ( to do with Operation Rescue school experience: aborted fetuses. muttering, 'It 's fine with me if you "A demonic creature was murdering ! protesting at high schools? To Network television made history They didn't appear in my show Jews being exterminated but " Mr. Coburn, to say that your millions of Jews because they were ( illustrate the connection, let's use the with NBC's programming on yearbook, in our year-end video or for God's Sake, keep their clothes understanding of both history and Jews and we are not supposed to tell ' example put forth by our "active Sunday, Feb. 23, was the most even in my catalogue of memories 0 11. ' The Oaklahoman was then television is wafer thin would be a that story. We are not supposed (o participant" in Operation Rescue: influential and meaningful television pulled down and beaten with his own insult to wafers everywhere." air it on television. Are supposed to about those four years. You may ask ever broadcast. that of Amy Grossberg. bible during a 14-hour lecture in -Bill Maher, Politica lly pretend it didn't happen 7 Are' 1iie what sparked this revelation,. "Schindler's List" was aired to Conventional wisdom holds that which he learned Europe really is a Incorrect supposed to make up some new story In perusing the Review last week, homes across the country and 65 while pregnant, Amy Grossberg was place and Jews really do exist." and put people in clothes and not I learned that Operation Rescue has million people tuned in. That is a scared and confused young -Craig C o b u r n ' s show the gunshot wounds to the called for its constituents to hold nearly three times more than those woman. She was so frightened, in Kilborn, The concern of children head 7 Are we suppo-sed to daily or weekly protests at local high who went to see it in the theaters. fact, that she told neither her parents Daily Show watching the film camouflage all of that evilness so schools against abortion. NBC received hardly any nor friends about her child. Instead, is absurd. First, in that we can show people something This summons to action strictly complaints because all right-minded The kind of she resorted to giving birth in a hotel Coburn also an unusual move, that isn 't even a true portrayal?" requi res demonstrators to use at least people understood how the film room, with only the baby's father in stated that the rhetoric Coburn Spielberg had some - Rep. Mark Foley, R-Fia. '" four large, graphic pictures of honestly portrayed one of mankind's attendance. airing of the film introductory aborted fetuses" at each rally. The picture painted by this tale worst atrocities and was not crass in spewed parallels Like I said, ! .vish there had been brought comments before The kind of rheto ric Coburn must frustrate those who spread auy way. r· ' televtsion to ""an 4-1---. n t (' ",..... - : !~c ' J I Ill speweu patallt:t~ uot: '-1"1-' tloat >v'"'­ forward thinking like this back when But one very public figure stood ""hel cr·ap ll.lU. ...,v ...... wisdom about the other choices all time low." shown. He said the wackos say to make people believe I attended public school. up against the intelkctuab of our available to Amy, such as raising the When I think of wackos say to movie was not that the Holocaust never happened. Needless to say , I find this country and criticized NBC for child herself or putting it up for television's all­ made for young I wouldn't be quite as harsh crusade distasteful and airing the film. It was not Marge adoption. All our hearts should bleed time low, make people children and said against Coburn if this was the only counterproductive. However, before Schott or Louis Farrakhan, but rather for a girl so scared that she faced this " Parker Lewis he did not even let ignorant propaganda he put out I begin my attack on the morals of a congressman from Oklahoma. most difficult time all alone, so Can't Lose" and believe the his own children there. the demonstrations themselves, I Republican Tom Coburn said "the frightened by her predicament that anything on see it. But last year he wrote in a 1 want to address a tiny point in the fact that the film aired on public Holocaust never her baby died needlessly. UPN jumps to Breaking a newspaper column and said th at the article which I found a little television on a Sunday evening In the face of such a tragedy, one m i n d cardinal rule of breakdown of the American family questionable. In doing so, I might during a family time should outrage question invariably arises. What " Schindler's television , he and the increase in crime, drug abuse even find my way back to the main parents and decent-minded could have driven her to such List" is television's all-time high, as actually was telling some viewers to and teen pregnancy were due fo gi st of this editorial. Let us pray. individuals everywhere." extremes? far as I am concerned, and for this not watch his film Christians being precluded from Toward the end of the inramous We may never know the specific I think it is great when these Review article, an "active politician to have the audacity to Secondly, even if a kid is left government. reasons behind her secrecy, but I morally deprived politicians tell us criticize it is beyond me. unsupervised on a Sunday night, will participant" in Operation Rescue when we should be outraged. His believe they may have arisen from a the child stop at a black and white "I just wonder if Congressman st ates that "students are presented statements did cause outrage, but not feeling of claustrophobia, where she drama? I don't think so. with contradictory messages'' in "I have to tell you, we had to call his Coburn is aware th at there was a believed she had no choices left. In against Steven Spielberg's Oscar­ Finally, if a child does sit and regards to abortion. Case in point, office to ascertain whether or not Holocaust, that millions of peopl!! her view, all roads were closed by winning film. watch the entire film, so what? It's died and it's not something anybod\' she argues, is the Amy Grossberg this was a joke. We thought it was a fear of disappointing parents, of Also, to further all of our faith in prank. To equate th e nudity of the history. Yes ii is tough to watch the should ever forget." - .: and Brian Peterson case. Congress, this representative is the social ostracization, and of in film , even for adults, but shielding -Don Olhmeyer, NBC West According to her logic, "If they Holocaust victims a concentration squandering her future . The only co-chair of the conservative camp with any sexual connotation is your children from anything that Coast President had done it three months earlier, then Congressional Family Caucus whi ch • remaining possibility, then, was to outrageous· and offensive. " might be scary or violent is a I it would have been legal.'' have her baby in secrecy in a hotel oversees America' s "family values." - Sen. Alfonse D' Amato, R-NY disservice to the child. Let kids grow This congressman shou ld be ! Okay, I agree. I believe students room at a Comfort Inn. The simpleton went on to say the up like real people, not like porcelain forced to step down as co-chair df i really are getting conflicting If only she had known the airing of the film had exposed The intellectually challenged dolls. the Congressional Family Caucus, be l me'ssages from the go'vernmenr. questions to ask; if only she had ch~ldren to "violence ... vile statements by Coburn received, to My uncle was a hidden child in voted out of office and "beaten with After all, if Grossberg and Peterson I understood her options. Maybe then, language, full frontal nudity and say the least, an unfavorable Belgium during the Holocaust. The his own bible." had stopped the impregnation irresponsible sexual activity.'' 1 this death would never have response. The next day he "clarified" family hiding him and his mother Congress should pass laws anti 1 process nine months earlier, we I happened. Maybe she would not be Was he surprised that a film about his statement amid intense media forced them to pay gold coins for leave the cheers and jeers to T.V. ( would have called their act safe sex. the Holocaust would show violence, facing life in prison, or even her own focus on his stupidity-laced "rent." Guide. ,. : With this kind of contradiction, murder and "vile language?" Did he death. So what can we do to prevent statement criticizing NBC. He At the age of nine, he had to I what is a simple-minded adolescent . this horrible circumstance from think the Holocaust took place in "clarified" his statement by saying murder and rob drunken German Ryan Cormier is a nationallstar,e .' to think? Safe-sex ! Abortion! arising once again? candy land? he wanted to criticize NBC for airing soldiers in order to pay the family new~ editor at Th e Review. Send e­ Murder! Where do we draw the line? I We must ask the question: what Irresponsible sexual activity? The it and insisted he was not criticizing off to remain safe. mail to [email protected]. I I admit, the above example is a ., I cou ld drive other young adults, only thing he can be referring to is the film . He has had adverse effects from little flippant, and ignores a few rape, so maybe we should pretend pregnant and scared, into their own 'J ,. basic biological facts. However, I . worlds, where such extreme secrecy think it clearly illustrates the is the only possibility? I argue that ' difference that can exist in three one such stimulus could be the sight months. of aborted fetuses paraded on In the case of Grossberg, the fetus wooden sticks, outside of high Students should act before complaining I has left the womb of the mother and schools and before the eyes of young proven itself viable ( by way of women. . I birth). These sensationalist tactics have of it) and expressing my often misquoted and misrepresented. Your campus leaders are trying I In abortion, the fetus is surgically no place near educational I dissatisfaction wi th my raisin-less Well, that's true. But even as I their best, but they can't go it alone. removed from the body, and cannot institutions. Adolescent pregnancy is Kenneth H. I breakfast staple. type this editorial, I look around and It 's my opinion that we are all survive on its own. such an alienating situation, Grimes, II ' I see the crucial difference. Do Imagine my surprise when I notice that I'm the only African leaders- we wouldn't be in college surrounded by grotesque images of a otherwise. you? received an apologetic letter from American up here. I can't speak for "decapitated and shredded" fetus, What a · the company, including a booklet of the other 899 black students on Campus organizations provide the Does my statement mean that I will only exacerbate the problem. Brother Know coupons for free cereal, the first one campus. And the guys at The Spice at the uni versity, but without feel well-meaning murderer~ such as Seeing shredded fetuses will only being for Raisins ' N Spice. It Review do the best they can, but can Raisins for support, they are onl y myself should rampage across the drive these mothers to do what Amy amazed me that these cereal gurus at we really expect them to accurately half of what they could be. Let your country, telling women and men to Grossberg did, to hide from the other Where is everybody? General Mills took time out to cover a lifestyle or culture they voice be heard and contribute stop using condoms because alternatives. Operation Rescue's This instituti on is over 16,000 respond to me, 12-year-old Kenny know virtually nothing about? something positive to a s tudent abortion is a better birth control technique will only lead to more students strong, but for some reason Grimes from Wilmington, DeL How can they represent us when group that otherwise wouldn't exist alternative? Am I even arguing th at I al ienation, more poor decisions and that number is nowhere near Do you realize how powerful your we aren' t represented up here? There without you. like abortion and that I think it's the maybe even more murder. reflected in our support of campus voices are? Day in and day out, all I are no African-American writers to Unless. of course, you like your greatest thing to happen to human But then again, Operation organizations. We have groups that hear from students are complaints. express our viewpoints. oatmeal plain. '~ reproduction since latex? No to both. Rescue's goal doesn't appear to be I cover every aspect of Delaware life, When I served on the Black People fail to realize that a dozen Why? Because abortion puts an rooted in any results of their from political to agricultural. Why is Student's Union executive council, students cannot speak for an entire Kenn eth H. Grimes If is a weeki}J end to possibilities. It stops campaign beyond ending abortions. the student support of our many African-American students student body. And you do not have columnist for Th e Review. What al something that may have become a To them, Amy Grossberg is only organizati ons received so poorly? berated me and the e-board, claiming the right to complain if you don' t Brother Know appears every 1' human beino from reaching its full an icon to be used to support their Don' t y'all realize how powerful that the BSU did nothing for the support the organizations that are Tuesday. Send e-mail to potential. I~ abortions during the own end of letting - no, forcing - 1 your voices are? students; when were we going to here for your benefit. black/[email protected]. t first two trimesters, however, we are high school students see " the truth I love Instant Quaker Oatmeal. change all of that? not putting an end to the life of a hidden within the abortion industry.'" ~------~ , Raisins ' N Spice was always my My reply was always the same: human; we are arresting the process Operation Rescue doesn't care about ' favorite, and there was nothing I were you at !he last general body I by which a fetus evolves into a man helping young mothers find their loved better than enjoying a steamy meeting of the BSU? Have you 'I or woman . Abortion then, is not way to real solutions, they care about bowl before heading off to school. brought any suggestions before the murder. stopping abortions. I Hey, it ' s the right thing to do, and a council? When was the last time you However such an argument Just as these " rescuers" don't tasty way to do it. attended a BSU program (that didn't draws an ;rbitrary line within understand the difference between a ! But once, when I was about 12 serve food)? How quickly the pregnancy, leaving my positio~ open second trimester abortion and the years o ld, I opened a packet of complaints would be silenced! I to attack. Thus, instead of trymg to murder of an infant, they can't see I Raisins ' N Spice to find that there The same happens at The Review. base my argument on a capricious how scaring young mothers with were no Raisins. Just Spice. I hear students complain that we decision, allow me to focus on the repulsive pictures won't lead to the I'm sure you could imagine my don' t write anything newsworthy in practicalities of abortion. same result as intelligent counseling. disappointment - you just can't eat our paper. If you ask them to join Let me begin by saying I hope For them, their responsibility for the Spice with no Raisins. They ' re a The Review and show us just what that one day abortion will no longer child ends at birth. team, inseparable. Together, they newswor~hy is, however, the excuses be necessary. Rape and incest will Will Operation Rescue succeed in provide a warm, delicious start to a come forth about a mile a minute. not occur, and some pregnancies will their efforts to reduce abortions? full day. Separately, they aren't even Mark Jolly advertises in each no longer threaten the life of the Yes, but the consequences will be appetizing. issue for contributors, but people mother. Women will realize the dire. If only they could extend their I shared my dilemma wi th my rarely ever step forward. Guys like numerous other options beyond near-sighted morality to understand father, and after a moment he looked Peter Bothum and Matt Manochio abortion, and these options will fit the implications of this despicable at me and said, "Why don't you write are playing Iron Man Editor up here all situations. crusade, they might direct their them a letter?" I took his advice but because we have so few folks on At the moment, however. abortion efforts toward helping mothers. In did so reluctantly. It was my opinion staff. Where are the people who is a choice a woman makes about her the process, they may even discover that a company as large as General complain that the content sucks? own body, a choice that must_be they help the babies too. Mills didn' t have time to listen to the African-American students protected in court for both pracucal ravings of a child. But I took pen in complain that The Review is and ethical reasons. Mike Rich is a weekly columnist hand, writing a heartfelt letter insensitive to the black culture on On the practical front, revoking for The Review. Send e-mail to explaining that I'd eaten Quaker campus. They complain that they are the right to choose would endanger [email protected]. Oatmeal my entire life (all 12 years

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•• B2 • THE REVIEW • March II, 1997

Van Morrison has the healing touch

TOO "There are a lot of guys on the • ''I wish you would clean up your I come apart, radio who just try to shock you. music so you could satisfy more chil­ I don't know jusT what To do You ' ve got a lot of guys on the dren fans. My mom is very worried Got a hearT and a mind radio saying 'penis.' Wow. ' Penis.' about the innuence your mu sic may and a fire inside It's just dumb, and you turn it off. have on me." And I'm crazy abouT you But Howard has wit , and wit stands -a letter received by the Offspring You , you on your high flying cloud out like crazy." AlternaTive Press You , you with the laugh in your eyes - Albe rt Brooks on Howard April 1997 You , you wiTh your hidden surprise Stern. You" The N ew Yorker "I would love to sit down with al l the These classic Morrison lyrics remind his March 1997 peopl e who arc doing wrong in the listeners what it 's like to be in love with world and go, ' Hey. What's up with somebody, and just loving everything about "I have a strong desire to help you'J And what is your problem? Go them. smell the roses, for crying out loud.: .. slobs with no · hope in their lives Al l of the tracks on "The Healing Game" -Jennifer Aniston Polydor Records whatsoever. I do n' t know - I remind long-time fans of the Morrison Rating: <..'c<,'c <.."\- '.."\- guess I'm a sensiti ve guy deep us " '' era. and particular songs will down." April 1997 certainly go down in the classic files of always seem to uplift the splflts and heal BY VERO 1CA FRAATZ -Howard Stern Morrison. The first track, " Rough God Goes the soul - perhaps this was the reason for " I love everything abo ut ITIG: A.'uisranr Ell terrai ,rment Ediro r VanitY Fair Riding," is one of those songs that tells of titling the disc "The Healing Game." Everyone else has fa ults." Van Mo rri on, without fail, always seems April 1997 all the chaos that occurs on a daily basis, Thos e who do not call the mselves -Howard Stern to be a cro wd-pleascr with the combination but by praying and believing in something Morrison fan s may find the d isc a little Va nity Fair of his vocals with the do uble bass and the 'The smoke po lice can ki ss my better, things always seem to improve . repetitive and o ld . For peo ple looking for butt." April 1997 tenor and baritone saxophone backing him •· IT ·s when that so mething ve ry differe nt fr o m years o f -Rosie DiManno, a columnist for up. And Th en Th e rough god goes gliding M o rrison that have go ne before, "The The To ronto Star, on Toro nt o's new '·I have had more street fights than With hi s new release . "The Hea ling The re'll be nobody hiding Healing Game" is probably not the way to law banning smo king in all bars anybody I think in the history of th~ Game.'" Morrison does it again, drawing in Wh en ThaT roug h god comes riding on in. " go. and restaurants. world, probably. I've also cried more all hi s o ld fans again with I 0 new c lass ic " Rough God" reminds li steners of th e Ho wever, for th e di e -hard M orri son fa ns. Th e ToronTo S Ta r on camera." tracks of hi s bluesy-type lo ve songs. and his song "Brand New Day" from the thi s di sc will become an instant classic on March 4. 19 97 -Geraldo Rivera lyrics th at te ll the story o f ho w, yeah. life '·Moondance" di sc: th e CD shel ves al ong wi th "St. Dominic's People Weekly sucks some­ " I've been used, abused a nd so conf used Preview:· " Moond ance" and "Wavele ngth ." 'This lo un ge stuff is pretty popu­ March 17, 1997 times, but the And I had nowhere to mn lar. One day we' ll probabl y be out sunshine always M orrison lovers can also look fo rward to R.f.VJEW RATINGS But I stood a11d looked seve n of M o rri son's c lassics being digit all y there pl aying the Ho liday Inns of "I hear even Socks is being investi­ comes through Classic. And m y eyes got hooked the world ... gated for meeting wi th a S i am e~e in the e nd. re maste red a nd made avail able thi s spring. Buy this disk. On Th aT beautiful mo rning sun." "The Hea ling G ame· · is self- defin ing. as -Me ta lli ca fro ntman James cat. Dub n frie nd 's. " Spring in my What seems to be the magnetic force of all o f M o rrison ·s previous LPs have been. Hetfield. joking about Pat -Bill Maher, host of ·'Political!\ ·.. ( \.( Englebert Humperdi nk. heart, Morri son that keeps wo rking for him Fans will be relieved to hear that M orri son Boone's recent a lbum adaptati on Incorrect. " about President Clinton: ..._•, Don't squeeze the Ch:mnin. f ire in my belly thro ugho ut th e ye a rs is ho w hi s songs has n' t c hanged hi s style with th e times. o f heavy metal mus ic. cat in a ioke about th e probe of Source from inTerneT Democrats' fund-raising co nn ecti on~ M arch 6. 1997 to Asian interests. ·· Poli ticallr IncorrecT·· ... Message For Albert...... Somewhere More Familiar IN STORES "Sharon Stone to ld me getting March 3. 1997 Five For Fighting Si ster Haze l nominated and losin g in the best EM! Unit·ersal The Soul Assassins s upporting actress category is a '·If we fo ll ow where we go natural!) . Rating: <..? -..? Rating: -.'c ·:X :,? 112 Va ri ous Artists much worse feeling than not get­ that leads to the best music. I think "Fi ve For Fighting" is essentially John Ondrasik. Si ster Hazel is named after a fe male minister Columbia Records ting no minated as best actress. She bands fa il when they try 100 hard:· He writes all the songs. as well as taking on guitar, who ran a Gainesv ill e. Fl a .. rescue mission in Rating: <..'c ·~'c '.'f '.h? o ught to know because she got -Chad Taylor. guitaris t for Live and vocal duty. Hi s music is no frill s rock 'n' the '70s. Four charities th at th e band supports "DJ Muggs presents T he So ul screwed in ·casino.··· Source from inTerne t roll , which. at first. succeeds beauti fully. arc displ ayed pro minently in th e liner notes with Assassins" is slaying heads on the strength -Courtney Love March 3. 1997 the message. '·Everyone can make a difference 1" and sending their soul s to hip- hop heaven. '"Bella's Birthday Cake'· features fine piano work and a sing-a-long chorus, while the lyri cs deal It 's ni ce to kn ow a band th.at sounds this good New York Dailr News Luckily, some souls were re in carnated in time M arch 7. 1997 "Gloria Steinem is an ancient, wom­ to review it. with the struggle of aging. On "Day by Day,'" a is so good-hearted. Si ster Hazel's style is a mix of funk , rock and out o ld rel ic whose onl y claim to A di verse array of we ll -kn own and under­ touching ballad with a moving string arrangement , country with some creative gui tar work . The "I look at Oasis: dumb idiots j ust fame is urgi ng some ugly women Ill ground arti sts, rangin g fr om Dr. Ore and Ondrasik coos melodically and graciously gets his south ern-accented harmoni es bet ween vocalists li ving life. Yo u know, ignorance is march." Mobb Deep to LA th e Darkman and Call o· emoti ons across without heavy re liance on lyrics. Ken Block and Andrew Copeland are incredi ­ bliss. And th ere's a truth to that. I -Larry Flynt Da Wild, have blessed this joint for Muggs. But after that, it 's all downhill. "Ocean'' and bl e. g uess I just don' t want it. .. us There are no weak tracks on the record. and "Love Song" are bal lads that move absolutely A standout lyricall y (with some great guitars - Trent Reznor of Nine Inch April 1997 cut such as "Decisions, Decisions," " John nowhere. Both have compli cated string orchestra­ ti ons that should provide energy. but none can be too) is th e me lancholy '·Wanted it to Be ... " It 's N ail s ' ! 3: 16'" and "New York Undercover" make pur­ found. On "Happy," FFF tries to pick up the tempo, rour world I A 11 d I was someo11e i11 it I I 11 ever Spin "I' vc never heard anybody say. chasing !his CD mone y well spent. wa11ted to be your problem." March 1997 ' Fame made me the complete person If there are any doubts about the qu alit y of but the result is a laughable mess, with the lyrics "Big Daddr 's in the back seat taking to the The rest o f th e tracks are more upbeat. that I am.' I' m sure people have said "Soul Assassins" here's a ve rse fro m "Third Mammas". though. wi th tit les like " Happy·· and "We' ll Find "We' re both poor white trash who it. but nobody I respect." World'" by RZA from the Wu-Tang: '"Five For Fighting" try desperately to make an It.,. made good in the worl d- or bad." -Ja red Leto "UnderwaTer jlou·s tighT like TOrpedoes/ emotionall y charged album. but Ondrasik's attempt But what else would you ex pect from a band -Woody Harrelson about himself DeTails You geT plugged more tha11 Del Rio/ Played is so obvious that it stalls after the second song and who appears to have their heart in th e right and Larry Flynt. March 1997 short like DeViTO! Split the!"*" up like M ike, never picks up. place'? Ente rta i11me n1 I'Ve eklr Academy Jack and Tito. " -Eric Cimino -Jill Cortrigllt Awards Extra - compiled by Veronica Fraatz -Mosi K. Platt March 1997 ,. ,. S~rs . ,.~ ·,. This Weel< ' ' Ice skater recalls losing her •.. · TUESDAY MARCH 11 , 1997 VIRGO , PISCES (Aug. 23-Sept. 21) •: (Feb. 19-March 20) What tarts as a breeze may sud­ :•J You may find yourself butting denl y become quite complicated E lectric Factory husband and looks ahead heads with someone who is in no toward midday. Keep your head and (215) 627-1332 .mood to help you today. You will be you ' II be abl e to solve the problem MightY Mighty Bosslones Sal. pl is hm ent in itself. ~ n your own much af the time. qui ckl y. Ma rch 22 at 8:30p.m . Co-author E.M . Swi ft keeps the sentence structure :_:. •· ARIES LIBRA The bad in plaid ska mo nster short and worked with Ekaterin a to make sure the true (March 21-April 19) (Sept. 23-0ct. 22) fro m Beant o wn are back . Get ready meaning of what she was attempting to say and how she ~, You onl y know ho w to do things You may have to ask for he lp today to skank and jump to yo ur little was feeling came through as clearl y as possible in the !Qre '·ri ght way" at this time, and when you fi nd yourse lf in over your heart s content. Gear up in your book. you' re not going to want to take risky head ·in an area that is not at all fa mil- ugliest pl aid gear and head to the Beginning the book with '·For me. a new li fe is com­ '. ~ ~ -1; 1-l ortcut s. iar. You will learn a lot! Electric Factory. ing. a di ffe rent life from that whi ch I knew." sets the ' • TAURUS SCORPIO Luscious Jackson , $ 13. Fri. tone fo r the entire book. The Ru ssian somberness is (April 20-May 20) (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) March 28 aT 8 p.m. captured from the very stai1. This is an essential ele­ ·, You will be working hard today: Follow the leader today, but watch If you think naked is a state of ment to keep Ekaterina's Russ ian heritage ali ve in the ~ ehedule your time care fully and carefull y so that you can learn how to mind, go see this all -female band novel. 'afl ow for periods of rest and thought. do the exact same thing yourself perform their funky mi x o f rock The novel is written as a tribute to an outstanding fi g­ GE 11NI when the time co mes . and rap. BY GAIL E. WALFORD ure skater and a well -loved hu sband and father. The .. (May 21-June 20) SAGITTARIUS George Clinton and Th e ? -Funk StaJJ Repm1n love and grief of the author is felt continuously Despite yo ur effort s, you may find (Nov. 12-Dec. 21) All-Sta rs ll'ith Cool Bone Sal. A sudden and fatal hemt attack during fi gure skating throughout the book and allows the reader to become ·it impo sible to get along with some­ Friends are likely to gather around M a rch 29 aT 8:30 p.m. practice ended Ol ympic fi gure skater Sergei Grinkov's immersed in the tragedy and in th e emotions of the fam ­ one who is nominally '·in charge.'" you today after you reveal that you Yo u saw them resc ue the drunk career. maiTi agc and life at il y. It i a love story with a the young age of 28 . .------, tay calm; be pati ent and fri endly. have a plan to increase enjoyment and guy with the keg in PCU. No w see tragic twist. '· CANCER profits. them live and rock the P-funk out ! Sergei di ed on th e ice " My Sergei" gives the (June 21-July 22) CAPRICORN while rehearsin g for St ars reader a view into the skat­ You may have to adjust your (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Theatre of the Living Arts on Ice in Lake Placid Nov. ing world and its aried •• approach in order to deal with The need to accomplish something (215)922-1011 20. 1995. Living through MY SERGEI demands and rewards. It ~ay 's problems. Compensate for unusual today will help you over­ Duncan Sheik withli/1 Sobule thi s tragedy in spired follows the pair from their (i!1cnown variables and be nexible at come certain fears. Now the question Swz. March I6 al 8 p.m. Sergei's wife and skating stan in . to a gold atimes. is: Can you put them aside forever. Having trouble breathing since partner. Ekaterina medal in in 1988, ~:: LEO AQUARIUS you kissed a girl '? Then thi s is the Gordeeva. to write a novel through Sergei 's injuries 4!·- I chronicling her life with ~·~· (July 23-Aug. 22) (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) perfect concert for you that kept them from skating t?": You may have to come up with an Share ideas freely with others who Space with Star 69 Tu es. March Sergei. in the Goodwill Games in ~ternative plan today instead of your are in the same position; you'll real­ 18 at 8 p.m. "My Sergei,"' written by 1990, and to their return 10 itii-st choice. Make sure you have the ize that you are better eq uipped th an "Shock shock horror horror Ekaterina with co-author the Olympics and another E.M. Swift, a top reporter ~dom to experiment. you may have thought. shock shock horror!" Space is com­ gold medal in Norway. It is for Sports Illustrated, t;: ing to the TLA! a perspective written not The Breeders wiTh Lulefisk Fri. begins the story of the only from the United States m®w~~ J1~m®~ March 21 at 8 p.m. couple when they were skating world, but also 1:z..· Ever wonder what this band's first paired together as from the Soviet world. ~ - been up to si nce their hit single skaters in their Russian The transition between the &Jiwark Cinema Center (737-3720) Christiana Mall (368-9600) "Cann onball " ? Find out at the homeland when Ekaterina two worlds the pair faced powtimes for March ll-13) Booty (Showtimes for March 11-13) Donnie TLA. was II years old, and after their move to the II 6, 8:30 Vegas Vacation 8:15 Brasco 1: 15, 4: 15 , 7, 9:45 That Darn Sergei 18. United States offers the Peak 5:45 Jungle 2 Jungle Cat l :30, 3:45, 6:30 The English CoreStates Spectrum It follows them through reader a contrast bet ween Patient 9 Mother I: 15 Jerry (215) 336-3600 their careers as Olympic two such different soci­ Beck with Th e Cardigans and Maguire 3:30, 7, 9:45 Private Parts partners in EKATERINA (JORDEEVA eties. The bond between the Atari Teenage Riot, $ 16 the United States. their o I s Plaza 1 (834-851 0) I, 1:30,3:30, 4, 7, 7:30, 9:30, 10. WI I II f. \1 WVI I T two skaters was deepened Two of indie rocks latest and t8$howtimes fo r March 11-13) Booty marriage and the birth of through their struggles brightest break-through stars team te'all l :25, 4:25 , 7:05, 9:50 Dante's their daughter. Daria. together to acclimate to a Cinemark Movies 10 (994-7075) up at the CoreStates Spectrum for ~k l :20, 4:20, 7:20, l 0:05 The The novel ends new society. (Showtimes good for March ll-13) an inexpensive evening of slick ~pire Strikes Back I, 2, 4, 4:50, poignantly with Ekaterina's struggle to survive the More than 75 photographs from Ekaterina's private Dante's Peak I :40, 4:25, 7:25, grooves and loads of attitude. ~ 7:30,9:40, 10: 10 Star Wars l :30, unexpected death of her husband and to continue life on coll ection are included in the book. wh ich shows a I 0: I 0 Scream 7:30, l 0 Rosewood I, Bush with Veruca Salt, $25 (on ~· h her own,· both as a single mother and a single figure developing family and puts faces to the images in the ~30, 7:30. 10:20 T at Darn Cat 4, 7, 10 Fools Rush In 1:10 , 4:30 sale Sal.) Tu es. April 8 at 7:30p.m. skater. book. The photographs add a personal and vivid touch ~:15, 3:30, 6 Scream 8, 10:20 Jerry Shine 1: 35 , 4:30. 7:10, 9:30 Pop radio fave Bush and its l'm­ The novel is written in the first person from the to the story. aguire 12:50, 3:50, 6:50, 9:40 Absolute Power I :20, 4: l 0, 7, 9:40 sex y -enough-to-date-Gwen-Stefan i words and experiences of Ekaterina. The choppy short "My Sergei" is a love letter from Ekaterina to her olute Power l :20, 4:20, 7:20. I 0 Vegas Vacation I :25 , 3:30, 5:35, frontman bring their appealing if se ntences reveal the personality of Ekaterina as a non­ husband. It is a celebration of their lives together and an e English Patient 2, 6:30 Shine 7:40, 9:45 Star Wars I: 15 , 4:05, overplayed alternative to Philly. native, English-speaking woman. This type of sentence attempt to make sense of a tragedy through use of the :10 Fools Rush In I, 4, 7, 10 7:05, 9:50 Marvin's Room 12:55, Openers Yeruca Salt may prove to structure is distracting and confusing at times, but the written word. Read the book for its romance, and as a rvin's Room 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 3:10, 5:30, 7:40, 9:55 The Empire be more entertaining, but togeth er fact that Ekaterina was able to learn and overcome the bonus. get a glimpse into the professional world of fig­ 5 Donnie Brasco l , 4. 7, 9:45 they' re worth the $25. Strikes Back I :30, 4:20, 7:20, 10: I 0 language barrier and go on to write a novel is an accom- ure skating. Vacation l :30. 4:30, 7:30, Jungle 2 J ungle 12:45, 3:05, 5:25, 7:45, 10:05 -Jill Cortright t ;• ' • March II, 1997 • THE REVIEW • 8~ As temperatures rise, female faces start to get naked· . - . BY CINDY AUGUSTINE Lauder. mery gold shadow to highlight. AJJistant Featut¥." &litor For a flu shed appearance, without "We're seeing very light pastel colors If this spring's makeup was an '80's having cheeks that are too ro~y. try a which most people are pairing with a teen-age flick, it would undoubtedly be cream blush, like C linique Cheek Base. darker, contrasting color," Gail says. "Pretty in Pink." It's time to say good­ These creams and gels do not requi re In this case, the new pastel colors bye to the harsh purple, wine and crim­ brusl1es and are more natural looking may be worn on the eyes, in a pale yel­ son colors and to look out for a new than powdered blushes. Less is more low shadow and contrasted with a deep­ palette of pastel and shimmery shades. when it comes to appllication. er rose lip color. " The look for this spring is sheer to no Die-hard dark lipsti ck wearers may Even nail polishes have lightened up ~o l o r at all," says lina Metal, a cosmet­ be appalled at the new trend, but they so it's time to ditch the darkness of Vamp ICS analyst at Chane!. "In the winter we need not fear. The pinks are far from the (or the imitation of it) and opt for a more have darker colors: purples, deep plums. bubble-gum shades worn in the '80s; opaque look. The new colors are French white tan- instead they are more of a muted pastel 'There's a lot of pearl, white, lilac, geri ne, lemon, pale pink.'' ' that gives skin a healthy glow and flat­ pink colors for the nails this spring," These shades are more subtle and ters most skin tones. And the glossy lina says. romantic than the bolder colors of the look, which matte li pstick lovers need Most of these spring colors can also winter. And judging from the runways not ignore, is not goopy and over-slicked be found in drugstores under less-expen­ and fashion magazines, the powered a Ia the Go-Go's. Rather, it is just a little sive name brands like Revlon, matte look of wi nter is out and shiny and shiny, so the look is sexy, not sloppy. Maybe! line and Cover Girl. sheer are in this approachi ng season. Lancome's Lip Brio is one of the few Revlon has recently introduced new 'The face is more of a demi-matte­ glosses that have color and shine, while breed of colors called "Very Currant.'' not a powdery look. More of a shine or E li zabeth Arden's HoloGlam lip glosses which features shiny ruby-colored lip­ shimmer," says beauty adviser Gail offer a more iridescent look. sticks paired off with iced-silver eye McMillian ofLancome. With the colors and textures of the shadow. playing up the contrasting look. The sheer look begins with the foun­ season, the unifying theme is to empha­ Maybelline, has also added some dation, which has a full coverage without size the eyes. Whether they smolder or lighter and brighter colors to their Great looking too camouflaged. The makeup sparkle. they arc sure to be the stand-out Wear lipsticks, with shimmering shades should cover the skin, but shouldn't look feature of spring. For an everyday look, of Silver Lilac, Marble and Iced Coftee. too heavy. Models are sporting a more a neutral li p co lor can be worn, like a Whether it be Arden or Almay, the dewy look, which is hard to achieve pale pink or sheer bronze, and shades of lustrous look of spring '97 should not be without looking greasy, instead of shiny. beige and brown for the eyes. As day overlooked. So head on out to the make­ "1 do like the soft lips, soft eyes, soft­ turns into night, so should the makeup. up counter, do your best Molly er cheeks - but not the shiny look, it A more glam look can be achieved Ringwald imitation and get pretty in doesn't work for everyone,'' says Urie wi th a smoky black kohl liner and shim- pink. Mieke, cosmetic consultant at Estee Don't look Fighting Gravity down! jumps on Balloon, Getting high isn't on reaches new heights! BY OAKLA.i'ID L. CHILDERS constraints of going out there and "Anybody who tells you that Gmtrihuring Editor surviving. they don· t want to reach as many these students' minds 'We hang out in a lot of crack But that hasn't been the only people as they can is full of shi(. houses but we don't want to be tiling keeping Fighting Gravity 1l1at whole [Do-lt-Yourself] indi~ BYERICAIACO 0 known as crack hos'' jokes Mike close to home. '·Our bus can't get thing is cool, but if you are writin$ Stajj'Reponer Boyd, the drummer of Richmond. across the Rockies.'' a song, and you srep on a tag\! SJ,;ydiving. Bungee jumping. Roller coasters. Virginia's Fighting Gravity. Yes. the bus - a classic by and play it, that means that yo~ For some people, these activities produce an exhilarating high. He is making a parallel definition- the maroon and sil­ desire people to hear it. Who ill For others, the idea of being hundreds of feet above solid ground is any­ between hi s absurd suggestion ver behemoth they affc.:tionately their right mind wouldn't want t.b thing but exciting. that this group of six clean-cut 20- call ''The Vatican." reach as many people with wh~ "My heart starts racing. I get sweaty palms and just an overall nervous, somethings somehow have a "It's a long story,'· singer you have created. what you'v~ tight, tense feeling,'' senior Sabra Brannan says. seedier side, and the fact that play­ Schiavone McGee says, explain­ said from your heart?" Sabra, like many others, suffers from acrophobia, or fear of heights. ing half of their 250 shows per ing that there probably isn'r Not that the band hasn't tried Dr. Jeffrey Rosen, an assistant professor in the psychology department, year in college towns doesn't nec­ enough time or tape ro clarify the "that whole D.I.Y. thing.'' It has i? says there are many theories as to what causes acrophobia. essarily make them a college name's origins. ·'We call it a cou­ fact served them quite well. OQ One theory, known as a conditioning effect, explains that if a person has band. Thursday night brought this ple of things" McGee says. ''but their own. they have released fiv a negative experience in a high place, such as almost falling, the next time , witty and cheerful band to the it 's home.'· of original material. sell~ they are in a high place they will be afraid. Stone Balloon where they played Fighting Gravity is a channing ing more than 90 thousand copie~ For junior Dana Bertoni, there isn't one specific experience that trig­ for the first time in three years. group of guys. It seems odd that and performing live to around 3~ gered her fear of heights. Fighting Gravity are looking they haven'! finagled some sort of thousand people a year. Spending "I can't ever remember feeling comfortable up high," she says. forward to graduating, not from record deal already. so much time on the road nlighl Robert Simons, a university psychology professor, says a fear of heights college, but from the East Coast, That chann carries over onto be a detriment to many bands, but can also be traced back to a specific experience. college-music circuit. The six the stage as well. After a short not these road-hearty souls. ., "People who may have had a negative experience in climbing a ladder piece have spent the better pan of intem1ission, the band is back on 'Tf you play enough live, then or on top of a tall building can develop an overall fear of heights," he says. the last decade rambling up and stage, greered by a much warmer the stage becomes your rehearsal Junior Emily Young, who is also acrophobic, says her fear of heights down the shoreline from the room and crowd. The steady pace, .. Peterson says. 'There's may be traced back to her childhood swimming lessons. Carolinas to New England, hon­ mug-night supply of brew proba­ nothing like the real thing, and "1 had this really evil swimming instructor," she says. "She was so ing their up-beat rock act and we're lucky enough 10 have the mean.'' bly has a lot to do with the making an increasingly huge crowd's loosened inhibitions. but opportunity to play live as much Emily says this "evil instructor" forced her to jump off the board. THE REVIEW I Josh Withers Although it was only two feet above water, she feels this experience may name for themselves. beer onl y goes so far. People have as we do." A student gazes out from the Towers fire escape. ·'Like tonight.'' jokes Triano, have exacerbated her fear. Now they are drifting ever now filled the dancing (but no Sabra, who is also a swi rru11er, remembers a Halloween practice rwo "It was rerrible,'' she says. " I was on the floor of the cage hanging on closer to the event horizon of a moshing) area of the Balloon's ''we were rehearsing.' ' For now years ago when the coach had "tricks" and "treats'' for the team to do. for dear life.'' major label deal with Mercury dance t1oor atld are pumping their the band is going to keep touring Sabra's "treat" was to do a back dive off of the 3-meter springboard. Dana says her fear sometimes prevents her from enjoying cet1ain records, a deal that could make all fists and gyrating to Fighting in ''The Vatican." supporting what 'That's not a treat for me." she says laughing. things. their earthly dreat11s come true. Gravity's second wave of tunes. they hope will be the last record Sabra says she made her way up the springboard, bur once she reached On a trip to Seville. Spain. for example, she says she went up to a tower ''Things are pretty close right They play the kind of tunes they put out themselves, "Forever the top she was paralyzed with fear. where she could see the whole ci ty below her. now," says bassist David that make a club likc ·the Stone = I Day." "! stood up there for half an hour," she says. "1 couldn't do it.'' Even though there were poles to prorect her from falling. she could not Peterson, who seems anxious to Balloon wonh going to: upbeat. Where are these guys headed For those who suffer from acrophobia even everyday activities can allow herself to relax. get the proverbial show on the danciblc music with homs and next? "New Jersey;· says become obstacles. 'The spaces Ibetween the poles] were just wide enough thm if I went road with a major label. meandering bass lines. Throw in Percrson, intentionally misunder­ Dana remembers when she was younger, !here was a hill on her street sideways I could probably squeeze myself out and fall out," she says. "It The band's platlS haven't been a smoke machine and a few crazy standing the question. "We're that her friends would sled down in the winter. freaked me out.'' altered much. though. by the lighting effects and Fighting kind of waiting for that ever­ 'They could never get me up there," she says. Emily says the only thing she regrets missing out on is skiing. because recent happiness that has befallen Gravity is born. benevolent hand of the record r. • One of the places that is most uncomfortable for those who suffer from it is so popular in her hometown in Massachusetts. them. What does a band that tours Fighting Gravity love the label 10 come down and help to acrophobia is amusement parks. ··r just can't go because I can't go on the chair lift.'' she says. 250 days our of the year want to attention, and probably wouldn't lift us up and put us on a national Sabra says she's gone on roller coasters before and hated it. Strangely enough, all three acrophobics say they are not afraid of air­ do when their first big-time record be too upset to get even more. "If platfonn. When that time comes "I got off the thing and I was shaking so badly,'' she says. "Now I just planes. In fact, each enjoys sitting in the window seat. comes our? Tour, of course. you are going to play in a club. we're ready to hit the road run­ stick with the swings that go around in a circle." Although they each admit their fear of heights is often a burden. they "We definitely want to tour thitt implies that your goal i5 to mng., . Dana, who does ride roller coasrers, says she doe so as a test. say it doesn't dramatically affect their lives. across the country.'' Triano says. reach people with the music that From the sound of their bus as "I hate having this phobia and 1 try to test myself whenever I can,'' she Rosen says one way to get tid of this phobia is by desensitization, in Peterson adds, "I think the you are creming," says Peterson, they pull out of the Stone Balloon says. which one confronts their fears by slowly going to greater heights. only reason we have never gotten swilling back several glasses of parking lot on Friday morning, However, she admits it freaks her out that the only thing holding her in Dana says bungee jumping is on a list of things to do before she dies. out there is just the geographic vodka and some son offruit juice. they may have 10 do just rhat. is a metal bar. However, she says she would probably chicken out if she had the chance. 'When you're high up and something happens, that's it,'' she says ''I could gel up there and look down," she says. '·But as much as I want emphatically. "You have no chance of survival- you're dead." to believe that I could do that, I know I couldn't.'' Emily remembers one experi ence in which she went on a huge Ferris Emily says she wouldn't even consider bungee jumping or skydiving. wheel in New Hampshire. '1f I went to a psychiatrist and they told me that was the way 10 get rid She says she thought she would be OK because the wheel consisted of of [my phobia], I'd say 'forget it,"' she says. "It's just not worth it to me." cages rather than traditional seats. So whi le others may opt to jump from bridges attached to bungee cords However, as she ascended into the air, she realized she could see Rhode or dive fro m the sky, these three acrophobics have other places they'd Island, Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Maine from the top. rather be. Says Sabra: "''m just staying on the ground.'' Metallica plays intense, bass-laden set continued from page B I their money. Men were gening thrown out left facial hair, Harley jackets and sunglasses to and right. This wasn't a concert: it was war. cover their bloodshot eyes. May Roam" got the crowd screaming. Metallica Much has been said by music critics about The latter half of Metallica's show consisted then decided to slow things down with a wicked Metallica selling themselves out. None of the of some of their earlier hits, "Seek and Destroy," presentation of the acoustic introduction to members sported long locks of matted sweaty "Master of Puppets" and one of their best­ "Sanitarium" before leading into "Nothing else hair. Newsted and Hetfield were clean-shaven known slow metal ballads "Fade to Black." Matters." and tidy; Hammel looked as if he was trying to Mayhem ensued when a roadie caught fire Metallica even surprised the crowd with a appeal to the alternative crowd. while swinging from the catwalk. At the same few unexpected bits of music. Late in the show, This rabble of musicians didn't resemble the moment, Hetfield's eyes were sprayed with Newsted strummed his bass and churned out the long-haired, grungy rockers of the '80s who pyrotechnical sparks, causing him to kneel to the star spangled banner followed by the classic would thrash their heads about in unison to their stage in pain. The show appeared to be crum­ rock jam of "My Woman from Tokyo." bass-laden music. Metallica looked like a group bling to ruins. Merallica decided to say their The band made use of the emire center, set­ of sailors on shore leave waiting to hang out in a farewells and took off. ting up two stages with two drum kits, so each coffee house, except they wore black shirts It seemed the gig was over, but four light­ musician could run back and forth to play both sporting the band's name. Or in Ulrich's case, bu lbs, one for each member, descended over one sides of the venue. They even went so far as to only boxers. stage, all while the arena was howling for more leave the stage completely and play one foot Their music doesn't seem to have changed songs of pain. away from the screaming denizens of the mosh much. Misery, struggle, death and pain are all The group returned to the more intimate set­ pit, which encircled the entire stage. Metallica prevalent themes in their sorrowful, hard rock ting of four lights, the only light in the bui lding. clasped hands, banged heads and screamed to ballads. Perhaps this explains the hostile aggres­ They played "Enter Sandman" along with the their masses, who were the fuel for Metallica's sion the crowd had in the pit. AJ I-out brawls took rare concert classic "So What" as their encore. fire . place between MetaUica's disciples. Many of Metallica left Philly after two nights of rock Close to 500 people surrounded the band on them looked like pumped-up Billy Corgans on with many dates left on their tour. It doesn't real­ the floor of the center, while every seat, even the steroids. One guy's frame was so muscular and ly maner in the long run if their image has ones at the top of the building, was fu ll. fleshy, the stitching on his undershirt was about changed, they are still one of America's pioneers THE REV lEW I Laura Kearney People moshed. People fought. Girls took to break. at heavy metal and won't let up any time soon. their tops off. And the bouncers had to work for Others looked like rough bikers with greasy Fighting Gravity lead singer Schiavone McGee rocks at the Stone Balloon Thursday. • . l' ~ 8"- THE REVIEW • March II, 1997 Digital disasters offer nothing new to movieland

"Twister.'' What a movie that was. I remem­ this way'" eastern United States should go to these films Raid read" . .. 'cause the bugs are coming and ber seeing it when it was first released, and quite Volcano: "Couldn 't you guys think of any­ to see what an actual disaster looks like, most­ they're re~lly hungry. It's "Locusts," with Brad honestly, the special effects were amazing. thing more creative to say?" Media ly because nothing that bad ever happens up Pitt, Howard Stem and music by Madonna. • For a very brief moment I thought I was in the Tornado: " Hey, volcano, you' re telling me! I here. Brad: '·Do you hear crickets, or something?" ame tornado that Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt had to put up with this crap for three months. By I mean, the worst that happens is it gets windy Howard: ''No, but if you see my movie I'll set were in toward the end of the film. And some­ the way, what are you doing after the shoot and a few power lines go down. I don't think you up with some lesbians.'' how, they both survived being in the center of a today?" Darlings that would make a very good movie either. Brad: "Hey, that sounds pretty cool." class-five tornado, which can destroy a drive-in, Despite the fact that a group of mountain Imagine it: Locusts: "What about us?'' obliterate a bam and send cows hurtling through gorillas wrote both scripts, the films were very BY MAlT MANOCfDO Emma Thompson: "Quick, someone go out­ Howard: "You get your own lesbians." space like sputnik. entertaining due to the real stars: the natural dis­ side and put the deck umbrella down before it Helen and Bill, however, were able to secure asters. the end of film to lick both Christian and the hot blows into the neighbor's yard again!" The possibilities are endless. Just think about themselves to some water pipes with a leather Pierce, Helen, Bill and Linda are in an acting girl on their faces as they all laugh with joy, even Mel Gibson: ·Too late! Oh drat, who left the some disasters that haven't been movies. I can strap and survive winds that would (if I were in category all to themselves: the bad one. Bill though their town has been destroyed and an screen door open?!" think of tidal waves, hurricanes (sure to be a hit the same tornado) rip the skin from my bones should stick with his role of Chet from ''Weird orphanage uprooted. What's unfortunate is that Hollywood is in the Carolinas. Ha!), hail storms, black ice and and whirl my severed head into the next county. . Science," and Pierce should keep his snobby, I think the premier for this movie should be in going to scrape the bottom of the natural disaster blizzards . Oh, and don' t forget the beautiful script writ­ tea-drinking British accent in "Remington Cincinnati, Ohio. It isn't like Cincinnati has bmTel until America is saturated. All of these flicks could have special effects ing: Steele" re-runs. Editor's note: In no way does never seen a flood before. I think the city and Here is my prediction as to what to expect in that would be sure winners. The scripts? Well, Bill: "Run! Run faster, it's coming!'' The Review think British people are snobby tea surrounding towns would be rather receptive. the upcoming year. that's a different story. Actually, it isn't a differ­ Helen: "Everybody run quick! It 's coming drinkers. They only sound snobby. That is if the surrounding towns are still there by (Say the following m an ominous, Darth ent story. They' re all the same. this way!'' All right, now that I am off my tangent, let 's the time summer rolls around. Vader voice.) But that won't stop Hollywood. It seems that Tornado: ''Boy, does this script suck!'' get back to the Media Darling at hand: disaster Movie promoter: "Hey Cincinnati, we have a movies nowadays aren't made to tell a good Isn't Hollywood wonderful? flicks. new film for you to see I'' This summer from Steven Spielberg .. . com­ story, it's all about the money (and no, I refuse to We can thank "Twister'' for an unfortunate NBC jumped on the destruction bandwagon a Guy in a rowboat with his family and grand­ ing to a theater near you ... it's really hot out .. . use that stupid "Jerry Maguire" line). Show me onslaught of more natural disaster flicks. few weeks ago with "Asteroid." And this sum­ father clock: "What one?" it hasn't rained in five weeks ... all the crops something original, something creative. Perhaps you remember seeing "Twister: Part 2.'' mer we can look forward to another flick with Movie promoter: "Rood! have died ... and murderous packs of genetical­ Sometimes the best movies aren't the ones with It was really called "Dante's Peak," and a digi­ cool effects: "Flood.'' Guy in the boat: "Hey Maude, that sounds ly engineered dinosaurs are roaming the farm­ flashy movie magic. Sometimes the memorable tally created volcano got the starring role over a That's right. There is going to be a movie original, let's dock somewhere and sec it." land in search of blood. It's "Jurassic Drought," ones involve acting, imagine that. Let's hope digitally created tornado. Pierce Brosnan and named "Flood.'' This illustrious film wi ll star Maude: "Last time we docked, Billy Joe fell starring Harrison Ford and Glenn Close. someone in tinsel town realizes this, and soon. Linda Hamilton were the stars. and who can for­ Christian Nicholson - oops, I mean Christian out of the boat and drowned.'' Harrison: "Damnit, the com died!" get them in the following stirring scene: Slater- as the hero. There will be, of course, a Guy: "But it stars Christian Slater'" Velociraptor: "Screeeeeeech '" -Mart Manochio is a managing maga~in e edi­ Pierce: "Run! Run faster, it's coming." hot girl to be rescued, and a cute dog, which will I am not saying people should avoid these IOr for The Review. Send stuff to Linda: "Everybody run quick! It 's coming appear to die horribly, only to later resurface at movies. In fact, I think the people in the north- This summer ... you better get your can of heyace@ udel.edu. Circus-like Blur Season's fashion takes sophisticated twist continued from page B I currently featuring a collection of the Concord Mall. "Most of the ones in lighter colors. By adding a simple sweats and nylon pants in spired by we carry are sheer and are meant to necktie to the ensamble, individuals logos written across them." this look in a multitude of color be worn layered." can go from fashion dud to drop-dead pleases Troc crowd Simply by surveying the apparel choices. And Flavor on Main Street Rebecca also predicts that dresses stud. worn by students on campus, it is also carries a wide array of 80s-like, with empire waists will be popular When it comes to shoes this sea­ BY ANDY DALLER Life is Rubbish'' album, helped easily determined that jeans are the o ld-school jogging suits and sepa­ because they are comfortable, as well son, Jason says, '60s style straw and Su.ljf Reporra flesh out the set of mostly new staple article of clothing for college rates. as flattering to all body contours. cork platform sandals are the most One fact must remain perfectly songs, as well as did "End of the students. To coordinate with this athletic Since femininity is the key word desired styles. clear: Singer and hi s Century" and ",'' from the Whether they're worn baggy and look, cool ki cks are a must and The for women this season, many of the Also making a comeback from the band Blur are entertainers of the 1994 LP, "Parklife." During a rendi­ bell-bottomed, tight and tapered or Wild Pair in the Chritiana Mall has spring dresses featured at Contempo '60s are the ever-famous, Charlie's highest order. For a full two hours tion of the 1994 single "Girls and crusty and cut-off, denim pants and the best selecti on of the latest styles Casuals are dowsed in soft, floral. Angels favorite, Candies. With Saturday, Blur commanded the Boys, .. Damon checked the stack of shorts will always be in style. But in designer sneakers. prints. wooden soles and the matching loud. attention of an army o f Anglophiles. speakers for sturdiness and then this season, the boot-cut leg that "We just got a shipment of Vans in But for a night out on the town, cl unky noise these sandals are sure to music lovers and screeching little scaled it like some tree-climbing became so popular in the fall will the other day," says Jason Nunn, many stores like Contempo Casuals evoke memories of Farah Fawcett girls. all assembled at a sold-out tomboy, much to the excitement of continue to gain momentum into the manager at The Wild Pair. With six and Macy's are also carrying slightly and Jacqueline Smith trotting after Trocadero. on the fringes of many a lovely teen-age girl. spnng. soles and an enom10us width, "They sexier and more seductive designs. the bad guy. Philadelphia's Chinatown. Many facets of the evening's Low-slung, slightl y flared jeans are definitely not your normal sneak­ Particularly popular in evening Only a select few people will be Saturday's show came to have a events led to the big-top air, most provide the comfort necessary for er:· wear this spring are geometric buying Candies, Jason says, "because decidedly circus-like feel, thanks obviously Damon's rolling and long days spent sitting in class or Macy's shoe department also car­ designs and cuts that reveal unxpect­ not everyone will have the guts to mostly to Blur antics, though due twisting about the stage; the floors even just lounging on the lawn on a ries a hearty selection of colorful and ed areas of the body. Many dresses wear them. partly to the audience and opening of which, incidentally, were proba­ warm sunny day. heighty sneakers as well. and tops, for example, are featuring 'The elite crowd - people who acts. bly far too dirty for such behavior. While pretty much any and every While sundresses have always diagonal necklines that bare one have to be up on their fashion and For about 30 minutes, Assembly During the song "Sing," taken from retai I store carries jeans, the best been a particularly stylish fashion shoulder, or triangular cut-outs in the people from up north- will be buy­ Line, a group from Chicago-land, the "Trainspotting" soundtrack, an places to find the boot-cut style are option for women. this season flowy midrift or back. ing and wearing these mostly," he wowed the young audience with an ambitious young lady, clearly hav­ Contemp Casuals, where they sell frocks in airy textures are the hottest In addition, although most college says. untamed display of crack-induced, ing delusions about her acrobatic various brands including LEI and means of keeping cool. guys remain heavily dependent on So if all the glitz and glamour con­ discordant spy music. The singer, capabilities, took Damon's lead and Blue Asphalt. Tank dresses suspended from the the basic khaki and tie for an evening tained on the pages of fashion maga­ who took a second's rest to reveal leapt from ~ . t<}l, l stack of S,J?~~~ers, in Also popular for both men and shoulders by spaghetti straps or sim­ out, fashion is also broadening fanci':: zi nes these days has inspired a quest his "identity" as MichaeL jumped hopes of getting ti1al much closer _to women this spring is the sporty look. ply sleevless and dependent upon the er style options for men too. ~ for hot, new looks, finding them around the stage like a zoo monk'ey the hunky membefs 6'f Blur. Her Jogging pants with-- stripes running force of gravity can easily be tracked While maintaini ng a casual look won't generate difficulty or bakrupt­ in a bad, black suit. Lovely! slightly crippled frame was prompt­ horizontally down each leg, sweat down at a variety of stores. this season. men can also dress cy. Check out local shops for the best Papas Fritas, two-thirds ly escorted from the stage and jackets and athletic sneakers are pop­ '·Chifon-like slip dresses will be sophisticatedly by exchanging that · buys on the most sought after looks Delaware natives, filled the second helped to the back where she would ping up everywhere. big this year," says Rebecca Clark, long-sleeved, plaid button-down of thi s spring and strut with sty le . half of the opening set with fun , likely be given free drinks and a Express in the Christiana Mall is co-manager at Contempo Casuals in dress shirt for a short-sleeved version well-textured pop songs for all. special seat to watch the remainder Kudos to whomever engineered this of the show. brief but enjoyable introductory All of this running around, how­ e've nt. ever, in no way overshadowed the Just before the time Blur entered performance of the music. The club tHe center ring, the floor was may have resembled an oversized jammed with jumping young ' uns pub or beer hall , but Damon Albarn Got 10 minutes? and the balcony was teeming with was a fabulous, clear-voiced show­ File your taxes. older, obviously more refined souls. man that led the masses in familiar, This yur. rntlliont will fil e th eir tax returns After a prerecorded introduction, Blur sing-alongs, and the rest of the by phott• - usin• Te lef il e, a iree m'fiCt from Do you suffer from a probably dug up from Damon's col­ band showed the sort of musician­ the IRS. n. eall is euy ~nd ;efunds m iut. Check your ma il fo r a Teletile booklet. ) lection of 1940s Vera Lynn singles, ship that easily outshines the efforts Blur sauntered onto the stage hold­ t'~ Jeoartment

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March 9, 1997 March 9, 1997 GAME ONE DELAWARE4.8UCKNELL3 GAME TWO DELAWARE 2.BUCKNELLO A\11-:1{1( ' \ E \ST ST\l\I>J:\(;S Thes. Wed. Thor. Fri. Sat. Sun. Mon. Bucknell All R H Ill Bll so Bucknell All R H Ill llll so Snyder SS 4 I I 0 0 0 Snyder SS 2 0 0 0 I I MEN W OMEN 3/11 3/12 3/13 3/14 3/15 3/16 3/17 Gombos 2B 4 0 3 I 0 0 Gombos 28 J 0 0 0 0 0 Sandd 3B 4 0 I I 0 0 Sandel 3B .1 0 I 0 0 0 Conf Pet All Pet L5 Conf Pel All Pet L5 \ V;ure P 4 0 2 0 0 0 Waite IB/DP J 0 0 0 0 I Jastono,.. ski LF 3' 0 0 · 0 0 I Jasionowski LF J 0 0 0 I I Boston U. 17-1 944 22-4 .846 4-1 Maine 17-1 .944 19-7 .73 1 5-0 Home games at Delaware Diamond KuliS I B 3 I 2 0 0 0 Kulis P J 0 0 0 0 0 Drexel 16-2 .889 20-7 .7 41 4-1 Vem1ont 14-4 .765 19-7 .731 4-1 Delardo DP 2 0 0 0 0 I Delardo DP/1 B 2 0 0 0 0 I Hanford 11-7 .6 11 16- 10 .615 2-3 N. H::tmpshire 14-4 .765 17-9 .654 4-1 Ma) rho fer CF J I I I 0 I Mayrhofer CF 2 0 0 0 0 I Hofstra 9-9 .500 12- 14 .444 2-3 Hartford 12-6 .667 15-11 .577 5-0 Ltghthan RF J 0 0 0 0 0 Lighthart RF 2 0 I 0 0 0 Delaware 8-10 .444 14- 15.483 2-3 Drexe l 9-9 .500 11-15 .423 1-4 Smeed C 0 0 0 0 0 0 Smeed C 0 0 0 0 0 0 Vermont 7-11 .389 14-1 2.538 3-2 Hofstra 8- 10 .444 12-14.462 4-1 TOTALS 30 3 10 3 0 3 Elder C 0 0 0 0 0 0 Zergebel PH I 0 0 0 0 0 Northeastern 6-12 .333 7-19 .269 3-2 Delaware 6-12 .333 8-18 .308 1-4 Delaware All R H Ill llll so TOTALS 24 0 2 0 2 5 Maine 6-12 .333 10-19.345 1-4 Towson State 6- 12 .333 10-16 .385 0-5 Brady CF J I 2 0 0 0 New Hampshi re 5-13 .278 7-19 .269 1-4 Northeastern 2-1 6 . I ll 4-22 . 154 0-5 Home games at Delaware Field Frank LF 4 I I 0 0 0 Delaware All R H Ill BB so Towson State 5-13 .278 8- 18 .308 3-2 Boston U. 2- 16 . Ill 6- 19 .240 0-5 Baugher JB 3 I 0 I 0 0 Brady CF 3 I' 2 I 0 0 Rose RF 3 0 0 I 0 0 Frank LF 3 0 I I 0 0 Tt:Al\1 LE.AUE NS Tt.:A l\1 LEA DENS Ztehnsk.J SS 2 0 I I 0 0 Baugher JB 2 0 0 0 I 0 Brosnahon 28 3 0 I 0 0 I Rose RF 3 0 0 0 0 0 Kell) DP 3 0 0 0 0 0 Zielinski SS J 0 I 0 0 0 ScoRING qt'FE.NSE P"rs. PTs. Seaman C 3 0 I 0 0 0 Brosnahan 2B J 0 0 0 0 0 Kern IB 2 I 2 0 I 0 Kern I B 3 0 0 0 0 0 Delaware 2173 74.9 Maine 2034 78.2 Pidstawski P 0 0 0 0 0 0 O'Connell P 3 0 2 0 0 0 Towson State 1940 74.6 N. Hampshire 1891 72.7 Horne games at Delaware Mini-Stadium TOTALS 26 4 8 3 0 0 TOTALS 24 2 7 I 0 0 Hanford 1916 73.7 Vermont 1854 71.3 's Lacrosse Drexel 1968 72.9 Towson State 1705 65.6 Bucknell (2- l) 0 3 0 0 0 0 0-3 102 Bucknell (2-2) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-02 [ Vermont 1809 69.6 Hofstra 1599 6 1.5 DeJa,. are (3·0) 0 0 4 0 0 0 X-48 0 Delaware (4-0) I 0 0 I 0 0 X -27 I Boston U. 1764 67.8 Hartford 1576 60.6 Hofstra 1691 65.0 Drexel 1565 60.2 UD-Pidsmwski and Seaman. B-Waite and UD-O"Connell and Dowell . 8-Kulis and Smeed. Maine 1844 63.6 Delaware 1542 59.3 Smeed E- B-Sandel. Snyder. DP-B-1. 28-B- Elder. E-B-Mayrhofer. UD-Baugher. DP-B-1 , Northeastern 1651 63.5 Northeastern 1492 57.4 Kulis. Snyder: UD-Zielinski. 38-B-Gombos. UD-1. New Hampshire 1543 59.3 Boston U. 1434 57.4 CS-UD-Brady. Bucknell lP H R ERBB so Horne games at Delaware Mini-Stadium Bucknell IP H R E R BB so Kulis (L) 6 7 2 I I 0 Ftt:u> GoAt PeT. FG FGA Pc•. FIELD GoAL Per. FG FGA Per. Waue (LJ 6 8 4 2 I 0 Dela·ware IP H R ER 88 so Towson State 667 1429 .467 Maine 771 1586 .486 Delaware IP H R ERBB so O'Connell (W. 2-0) 7 2 0 0 2 5 Hanford 659 1467 .449 Vermont 697 1527 .456 Pidstawsk.J (W, 2-0) 7 10 3 3 0 3 Drexel 651 1462 .445 N. Hampshire 693 1610 .430 WP-B-Kulis I. HB P-UD-Dowell by Kulis. Delaware 762 1733 .440 Hartford 545 1323 .412 Boston U. 630 1446 .436 Hofstra 624 1543 .404 Hofstra 595 1416 .420 Drexel 551 1425 .387 New Hampshire 574 1394 .41 2 Northeastern 576 1510 .381 Tennis Home matches at UD Field House COLLEGE BASEBALL Maine 657 1624 .405 Delaware 553 1464 .378 Vermont 621 1564 .397 Boston U. 535 1456 .367 March 9. 1997 No nheastern 577 1465 .394 Towson State 609 1714 .355 DELAWARE 12. UNC- IVIL~IINGTON 8 Delaware IP H R ER Bll so Delaware AB R H 81 88 so Donovan 2.2 10 6 6 2 I FRE E Tt-tRow Pcr. FT ITA PCT. fKEt: THH.ow PeT. FT FTA Per. Columo 1B 6 2 5 I 0 I Stern (W, 1-0) 3. 1 2 l 2 3 5 Preziosi LF 2 I 0 0 I I Geller! 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 Delaware 486 644 .755 Hartford 403 576 .700 Gtles LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Drexel 464 653 .711 Maine .1 87 563 .687 C·\Vilmington IP H R ER BB Golf Home course at Newark Country Club Au gust SS 3 I I I 2 0 u so Towson State 466 668 .698 Drexel 37:1 544 .686 Eyman DH 4 1 2 0 0 2 Mazur ( L. 4-2) 4.0 13 II 8 3 3 Northeastern 373 538 .693 Vermont 382 567 .674 Mahony IB 4 I I 2 0 I Dean 3.0 4 I 0 I 3 Harrford 471 684 .689 N . Hampshire 436 653 .668 Mench RF 4 I 1 4 I 0 Hofstra 410 613 .685 Delaware 368 559 .658 Duffie CF 5 I I 0 0 0 WP- UNC-W-Dean. Mazur 2 McSherry C 5 I I 0 0 I HBP- UNC-W-by Mazur (Preziosi ). by Dean Boston U. 355 522 .680 Hofstra 282 429 .657 Pulito 3B 5 1 4 I 0 0 (Eyman): UD-by Stern (Roach) Maine 323 480 .67:1 Towson State 372 567 .656 Dono van P 0 0 0 0 0 0 lime- 2:-+5 Vermont 404 627 .644 Northeastern 269 412 .65 3 Stern P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Auendance- 125 New Hampshire 254 415 .612 Boston U. 260 408 .637 Geller! P 0 0 0 0 0 0 TOTALS 38 12 17 9 ~ 6 I THH.I-~ E - POI N T Per. 3FG 3FGA PeT. 3FG 3FGA Per.

Ur\C- WIL~I AB R H Bl llll so Drexel 202 558 .362 Vermont 78 224 .348 DE 'OTES HOME GAME D Wilhams CF 4 0 2 I I 0 Hanford 127 364 .349 Mai ne 105 .111 . .1 27 Luther 28 3 0 0 0 1 0 Towson State 140 405 .346 Basion U. 104 335 .310 Roach DH 3 0 1 1 0 0 Maine 207 602 .344 N. Hampshire 69 223 .309 Lewis IB 3 I 0 0 I 0 Delaware 163 501 .325 Towson Slate 115 376 .306 Bomfay LF 3 2 I 0 I I D DENOTES ROAD GAME ew Hampshire 141 439 .321 Delaware 68 242 .281 Walston RF 4 I 2 I 0 2 Vem1o n1 163 509 .320 Hartford 83 302 .275 Joyner C 4 I 2 3 0 I T Williams 36 3 I I I 0 2 Northeastern 124 397 .312 Nonheastern 71 259 .274 * DENOTES CONFERENCE GAME Robenson SS 4 2 2 0 0 0 Boston U. 140 469 .299 Drexel 90 33 1 .272 Mazur P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hofstra 81 308 .263 Hofstra 69 257 .268 Dean P 0 0 0 0 0 0 , TOTALS 31 8 12 8 5 6 LACROSSE Delaware (7-2) I 2 I 3 5 0 0- 12173 UNC-Wilm ( 10-9) 0 4 2 0 0 2 0-8 12 4 March 8. 1997 March 7. 1997 Henderson). (PP ) 3:38. 7. UM . Calka (Nihranz. Vaquera), 4:23 . 8. UD. Bellino (Borichevs ky. UD-Donovan. Stem (3). Gellert (7) and McSherry. Delaware 0 3 2 2-7 ACHA National Tournament nt Ann Arbor Mi chigan Pipke). 15:06. 9. UM . Rosen (Wallace. Couture). UNC-W- Mazur. Dean (5) and Joyner. E- UD- Hofstra 2 5 3 2-12 (No.7) Delaware 6, (No.6) -Dearborne 4 18:16. 10. UD, Pipke (Borichevsky), 19:44. Mench. Preziosi 2; UNC· W. Luther, Robertson 2. T. Williams DP-UD- 1. 2B- UD-August (5). Eyman Goals- Delaware: Lavey 4. Bruder 2. Schardein Delaware 2 3 6 Hofstra: Alexander -', Testa Clark. Langtry. Shots on Goal - UM 32. UD 28. (3). Pul ito ( I ): UNC-W-Walston ( I ). HR- UD- 3. B. Mich.-Dear. I 0 3 6 Mench (3). Joyner ( I). SB- UD-Duffie (3): UNC- Jankow. Laurano. C-.scia. W-D Wilhams (8). SH- UD-Preziosi . SF-UD- Ass ists - Delaware: Carrington. Ward. Carney First Period - I. UM. Berger (Roemensky. Mahony: UNC-W-T. Williams. Hofstra: B. Langtry 2. Coscia. R. La ngtry. Gi ordano). 17:08. 2. UD. C. Gingras (Pipke, Alexander Borichevsky ). (PP) 5:32. Shots - Delaware: 24 Hofstra: 35 Saves Delaware: 13 Hofstra. : 13 Groundballs Second Period - 3. UD, Bellino (Pipke. Delaware: 26 Hofstra: 37 Borichevsky). 15 :27. 4, UD, Barber (Pipke, Faceoffs - Delaware: 10 Hofstra: 12 Pennlties­ Borichevsky). (PP) 18:54. Delaware: 4 for 2.5 Hofstra: 2 for 1.5 Extra Man Goals - Third Period - 5. UD, M. Gingras (C. Gingras, Delaware: 0-2 Hofstra: 0-4 Auendance- 1.023. Borichevsky), (PP) 0:25. 6, UM, Rosen (Henisse.

I. NCAA DIVISION I I. Kentucky ('> ~ I EAST MEN'S BASKETBALL WEST I 16. Fairfield I .. 1 16. Montana 8 . Indiana CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT 8. Iowa I . I ... 9 . Colomdo I 1997 1 9. V~rg.ma W•.O!il(>n-Salcm . N.C. Sal.! L:lkc Cuy. lJ1ah 5. California M:an:h 13- 1~ Mor.:h 13- 15 5 . Boston CoiJe.ge L I . 12. Princeton I . 1 12. Valparaiso 4. Villanova 4. ~t. Joseph's I I . 1:\. Lo ng Island I 1 lJ. Pactfic Symtusc, N.Y. San Jose. Calit'. 6. Louisville Man:h 21-23 ~ March 20-22 6 . Stanford I - I II. Massachusells 1 ... 1 II. Oklaho ma .. 3 . New Mexico 3. Wake Forest I I 14. Old Dominion 114. St. Mary's ~ Pinshut'!b.. P:.~ . Tu.::srm -. Ari& 7. Wisconsin March. 14--16 • March 14- 16 7 . UNC-Charlotte • ' I I 10. Texas I ll 0. Georgetown ~ 2. South Carolina 2 . Utah L Championship I 15. G<>ppin St. I 1 15. Navy Game . lndiamtp:olis. Ind . Jmlianapulis. fnd. • March 2i) ~ March 29 I. .. J. Minnesota Kansas . :-·· Indianapolis I . . I M a rch 3 1 16. Jackson St. I 1 16. SW Texas St. ;, 8. Purdue . ,. '8. Mississippi I ' . I 9 . Rhode Island I ,. L9- Temple > Mlfmpb.is. Tenn . ,,,_/'• :.;: Kan!las: City, Mo. 5. March l.j.l6 . . Mareh 14-16 5. Tulsa I . I '· 12. Col, or Chariest I ~ ,. t1 2 . B oston U . ' i· ' ' 4. Arizonn > 4. Clemson I ,. I 13. S. Aiabama L L). Miami (OH) I ·'' B1rmin~ham. Al a. • San Anto.Wo. Te-Xas 6 . Illinois Mru:<:b 21-23 March 20-22 6 . lowaSt. I II. USC I {II . Illinois St.

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~ March I I, I 997 • T H E R EVIEW • B9 .. .· Here's why interleague play is a dumb idea ~

hen your child looks you Why o n earth would an organi ­ tistics on demand. with your hands when you realize Soon. the s mart fan s will rea lize It 's all about money. There's no W m the eyes a few years zation destroy one of the onl y In baseball, yo u can wonder. you've just watched a perfect strike that these games mean absolutely concern for the fan s here. Don't be . down the road and says things that No other sport can offer th at. ln fly past your waist. nothing save the tangible results of fooled into joining a ll the hype. flatly. "Btg deal - another Mets­ makes it the NFL, games against the oppo­ And you can·t make millions of Bill Giles' " Midsum mer Night's " Yo u don't change baseball. It Yankees game," you'll know that I site conference mean nothing . ln people love the game because of a Dream," as the Phillics owner so woul d take excitement away from u n i q u c ·J am righl. 11iii~~tm~... i~;~·l What rea- the NBA, the onl y perk the pro mot­ few nove lt y games in the middle of fluidly refers to the idea. the All-Star Game and the World will offi­ son is good ers can offer is "a rematch of last an oth erwise interesting season. What happens when the P hillies Series. I think a lot of players don't cially join the hellish. commercial­ enough to year's final s ... and [team name Will it be interesting to watc h lose a chance to win the division like the idea." vcd ranks of the NFL, NBA and justify the here] has a score to settle !'' the Indians play the Reds'l Or how and advance to the postseason Barry Bo nds said th at, way back NHL June 12 . and the time of death blatant dis­ No kidding. So le t the team that about the New York subway series? because they have one less victory in September, before interleague ts 7:05 p.m. That's when three regard for wants revenge ea m the chance to And won't it be neat to see th e than the Braves? Now, what if th at play had been formally approved. !!ames between ational Leaoue 128 years show the world its heart. Let the White Sox face the Cubs'l Sure. one extra loss came during a game Bonds is the highest-paid pl ayer in ;nd American League team be;in. of tradition Supersonics win enough The first time. Maybe the second against an American League team? the game, and he's no stranger to It's when baseball loses its viroini- and spec­ basketball games to advance to the time. Then it wears off. Then it Now what, Mr. Giles? What can problems on and off the field. But ty. "' tor? NBA Finals again, and let them becomes a novelty. Then it interleague pl ay do to re medy that at least he has enough common Who needs tradition, right? It's There is no lose to the Bulls again . But le t it becomes j ust another game. situation? sense to see a hoax w hen it spits on about time baseball executives substitute happen in the championship series. The owners, in all their fl owing It wi ll happen, and people wil l his face. based up to the wise men and for the awe­ Don' t mess with what's right. g reed and stupidity, think that complain. But this year, folks, thi s Ditch interleague play. It stinks, women of the other major sports. in sp iring It's obvious the othe r three interleague play will create a new year is w hen the ultimate fate of and you can spray the Lysol simply right? Did they really think they t ension major sports w ill no t abolish inter­ passion for baseball, that it will interleague play will be dec ided. by s tayi ng at home for a few tou ld hog a ll the cheap marketing drawn during the last few days league play. Tradition has little lee­ renew inte rest within hundreds of You see, 1997 is an experime ntal games. ideas? before the World Series. In every way in the world of time-dependant thousands of people who have left season as far as the new merge is lnterleague play is the stupidest other sport. there are graphs and sports. the game. It won't. Not after th e conce rned . Christopher Yasiejko is th e sporrs thing the owners could possibly do. charts enough to fi II Marge But baseball is timeless. You people go to see one or two games If you don't go to the games, editor for The Review. Send com­ Schott's cuss bucket. You can can't stop th e clock, because there between two teams from opposite interleague play will be destroyed. me!lts to [email protected]. Top of deliver concrete head-to-head sta- is none. You can't make a '·T" sign leagues. th e Ni11th appears Tuesdays. Madness begins Softball baffles w ntinued from page B 10 champion. could surprise second­ Terriers down Drexel seeded UCLA if the Buccaneers can ct- the Golden Hurricane played repeat the performance they used to poorly against Texas Christian in their beat South Carolina earlier this sea­ BY BRAD JE NINGS Bison twice conference toumamcnt and don' t have son. The matchup of quick guards in Sporls Editor the momentum that the 25 -4 Terriers this contest will be exciting to see. forward continued from page B I 0 do. Tunji Awojobi took m atters Another interesting first-round Hens have experience with this into his own big hands Friday matchup in the East pits fourth-seeded year's tournament teams in the America East men's bas­ caught the ball she was hurling it to the catcher for th e final out. Villanova against No. 13 Long Island. The Delaware men's basketball ketball c hampionship game at The Jekyll-and-Hyde Wildcats will team is no stranger to the high level of BU's Case Gym. ·· r was hoping the gi rl would go home... he said . " We 've been have to heat up to ground the competition in this year's tournament The workin g really hard [on defense]. Blackbirds. Long Island. the field. The Hens have played seven con fer­ \S(K'·"' Tf> HNAI\JE:"'T and it's starting to pay off." ~orthcast conference champion. is the game> against tournament teams this e n c e W FINAL T hat th row was not the onl y natton·, highest-scoring team (91 .6 season. And although the Hens posted p layer highlight for Rose in the firs t ppgJ and features the nation 's highest­ a 1-6 record against those opponents, of the M, §~'s game. The fielder had an RBI in s.:oring player. Charles Jones (30.8 Delaware hung tough in close losses y e a r the Hens' four-run third inning. ppg). to No. 4 seed Clemson, No. 4 seed St. • BASKETBALL rejec t- After giving up three Bison Mtdwc-,t powerhouse Clemson. a Joseph's and No.9 seed Virginia. d ------No. 2 Drexel 61 e runs in the second. the Hens bat­ No. 4 seed. will have its hands full The other three losses came against eight tled back the following inning. against o. 13 Miami (OH ). The Boston University - a last-second No. 1 Boston U. 68 ....C k e y With one run across and runners Rcd,kms arc no stranger to first-round two-point loss. an overtime loss and a Drexel on second and third. Delaware ran ur~ct \\Ill'>- Miami beat then-No. 4 four point tournament loss. shots. poured in 22 points and successful back-to-back su icide seed .\ri/Ona two years ago. Led by The Hens lone win against tourna­ fought for 12 rebounds as the squeezes. wi th Bucknell fa iling to '>tandout forward Devon Davis. ment teams came in December's San Terriers (25-4) beat the get a single out on the pair of risky :>.1t.Jilll will take it to the Tigers. who Juan Shootout against the University Dragons 68-61 to advance to plays. have shown weaknesses lately. of Tennessee-Chattanooga, the the NCAA Division I c hampi­ Rose, whose bunt al lowed one Charleston Southern. a No. 15 seed Southern conference champion. onship tournament. of those runs to score, said she tn the \1idwest and the Big South With th e loss, Drexel (22-8) was very surprised by the call. ended a three-year run as con­ "We don ' t reall y practice th at. We ference champion. The work on bun ts, but that was a pret­ Terriers, a No. 12 seed in the ty gutsy call." midwest bracket of the nation- Hockey at ACHAs Coach B.J. Ferguson described " al tournament, wi II face No. 5 the suicide squeeze as her favorite conttnued from page B I 0 ond straight championship." ...... seed Tulsa in Kansas C ity, Mo: play. ''Their defense really didn't In the game against No. 3 Ohio, the Friday. m the league is something we should be react at a ll to the first [bunt]. I Delaware offense was again distant. In Drexel forward Jeff M yers proud of." said. 'Why not try it again?'" only hi s second shift, Greg Barber was and center Joe Linderman kept Dcla\\arc played a close defensive The Bi son defense had trouble checked on the open ice and left the th e Dragons in th e game - game with the Tigers until Christian reacting to the unexpected a ll day. game with a broken ann. Ohio beat the each scored 18 points and Gmgras scored at the 18:40 mark of the Bucknell committed three errors, Hens 5-2 and the Delaware offense that Myers grabbed 12 boards. But ccond period. The Hens carried the THE REVIEW/File Photo which led to a Delaware run in had been so apparent in the regular sea­ Awojobi was too big inside momentum into the third period as each game. son was missing. when it counted . Boston University fo rward Thnji Awojobi, America East sophomore winger Greg Barber lit the In addition, the visiting pitchers "There was a general consensus With about three minutes Player of the Year, nearly clinched a triple-double. lamp to extend the score to 2-0. A late managed only one strikeout in among our team that Ohio was not as remaining in the game, the goal with 38 seconds left for Towson both games. dominant as they were last year,'' Terriers led by three, 6 1-58, ended the shutout. but it was too little game away for good after a to take a 33-31 halftime lead. After the game, several Hens Barber said. "We felt the difference but when Awojobi swatted a Jeff too late as Delaware won 2-1 . w il d seq uence. BU bui It an !!-point advan­ players said they felt confident we just didn't play our best hockey." Myers s hot to gua rd Le Yar "Towson was definitely an impor­ With the Dragons trai ling tage midway through the sec­ about how the team is playing. The Hens are losing major contribu­ Folk. The Boston noor general tant game for us ... Barber said. ··rr we 65-61 and less than a minute ond half after a deep Beal "Everybody seems to be mesh­ tors to their success through graduation, raced up th e floor and tossed a didn~ win we wouldn't be playing in left. Myers quickly drove the three-pointer. The sophomore ing,'' Rose said. but Brandwene feels he has a great core perfect a ll y-oop pass to for­ the rest of the tournament." fl oor before being stripped by reserve was also instrumental O'Conne ll agreed. ''The team is returning next year to keep Delaware ward Joey Beard. Beard's ln beating the Tigers, the Hens next Folk. who sent a behind-the­ in the win, scorin g 19 points really tough this year. We ' re going among the top contenders. vicious slam put B U up 63-58. faced No. 2 . from whom they back bounce pass to BU guard and hitting four back-breaking a ll the way.'' ''I'm proud of those guys who have Drexel guard Bryant had taken a game earlier in the season Billy Beal. Beal was rejected three-pointers. The team's next outing is a dou- put four years of work into the pro­ Coursey nailed a cl ut ch three­ on the road. The lcecats put a pounding by Myers at the other end. The Terriers will now try to bleheader at Maryland o n gram.'' Brandwene said. "Next year is a pointer on the Dragons' next on the Hens in the second round. Drexel forward Chuck Guittar duplicate Drexel's first-round Thursday. ;eloading year and I can't ~ait for possession, cutting the lead to defeating them 8-2 and stifling their took the loose ball and swiftly upset of a national power. Led October.'' t wo wi th 2:20 to play. chances to move deep into the playoiTs. dished it to Coursey, who by three-time conference play­ ··we accomplished a lot of our goals After a solid defensive "We played one of our best game threw an errant pass to er of the year Malik Rose. the and ended the cason on a good note, .. stand by Drexel, th e Dragons all season against Ohio:' Brandwcne Linderman. Beard grabbed the Dragons surprised fifth- eed­ Barber said. "We've gotten much better looked poised and ready to hit Baseball said. '·A controversial goal to them and wayward heave and threw it to ed Memphis in round one of than last year. and hopefully we can a game-tying shot wi th about a one taken away from us hurt. but all Folk. who was fouled. After a last year 's national tourna­ keep getting better:· minute to go. But the 6-foot-7 respect to Ohio for winning their sec- handful of free throws. the ment. Awojobi had other ideas. The game was over. Drexel now heads to the wins four Nigeri an native sent a short ­ The teams exchanged the National Invitational range Linderman jumper th e r------, lead eight times in the early Tournament (NIT) and wi ll I other way w! th hi, final b lock minutes before a 10-0 Drexel face Bradley at 8 p.m. c SPRING SPECIAL of the game. of five run put the Dragons up :27-21. Wednesday. After a pair of BU free 1 But the Terriers battled back I throws. th e Terriers put the p continued from page B I 0 & s Sunday. A The pitching staff was impres­ v sive overall. as two pitchers threw & Bringing you the best in Delaware athletics, Review Sports. complete games Saturday. Junior 1 Good lor Foil Highlight Cut or Perm and Cut E right- hander Matt Phillips po ted 1 Valid Only With Coupon Expires May '97 I I 0 strikeo uts in his 5-l win over Liberty, and junior righty Chris L------~~ Frey sent nine batter to the bench in his 7-2 complete-game victory against UNC-Wilmington. August went 7-for- 17 through the five-game trip with two home runs and seven RBis. Senior infielder Dan Colunio, second on the Hens with a .450 average, was I 0-for-24 from the plate. But the z;~ ~~~ 7euueU«J s~ 6-foot, 190-pound righty was most impressive with hi s defense - FEATURING: 25 Sontegra Tanning Beds Colunio made good on 41 of hi s 42 chances at second base and short 2 Ultrabronz "High Pressure" Tanning Beds sto p through the five games. Freshman right fielder Kevin 2 Tanning Booths, ...... , ...... Menc h, a locaf product from St. Mark's High School, clubbed two 2 Face Tanners 1 MONTH homers and drove in nine runs dur­ ing the trip. Mench is tied with August (a fellow St. Mark's gradu­ $ ate) and senior first basem.an Tim .oo Mahoney with three home runs for 59 the season to lead Delaware. (Limit 1 Coupon Per Customer) • • (Limit 1 Coupon Per Customer) • ' ...... , ...... , Mench, who is hitting just .214, also is tied with August as the 122 A Astro Shopping Ctr. • Kirkwood Hwy. • Newark, DE • 368-2611 team leader in RB is with 13 . OPEN : Mon-Fri 9 to 9 • Sat & Sun 9 to 5 The Hens' home opener is Wednesday against Rider at 3 p.m.

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For complete statistics • If you think interleague play and box scores, turn to is good for the game of page B8. baseball, you're wrong. Here's why. YASIEJKO •••••••••••••••••••• B9 ., : t March 11, 1997 • BIO I I I I Gems on the diamond: Softball is 4-0 I I O'Connell strikes out five to shut out Bucknell 2-0, capping a double-dip sweep

BY LEO SHANE III the off-season]. It was the defense c, py Desk Chief that really won the game." The Delaware softball team out­ Krysta Pidstawski (2-0). who hit, outpitched and outplayed the pitched the first game . let up three visiting Bucknell Bison Sunday, runs and seven hits in her first two winning both ends of a double­ innings. but settled down to retire header 4-3 and 2-0. I 5 of the last 18 batters. including The two victories brought the three strikeouts. Hens' record to 4-0, their best start The afternoon was packed with in 15 years. astounding defensive play for the And while Hens. Third baseman Lauren SoFfBALL their offense Baugher and shortstop Robin mustered a Sielinski made countless diving total 12 runs stops in both games. keeping the Bucknell 3-0 in those Bison bats fr ustrated. Left fielder Hens 4-2 .... games. the Lisa Frank saved a sure extra-base women's hit in the first game with a full­ • Box Scores ..... B8 defense was sprint reaching catch. w h a t The play of the day. however. secured Sunday's wins. belonged to right fielder Alison In the second game. pitcher Rose. With a 4-3 Hens lead in the Kristi O'Connell (2-0) hurled a first game. Pidstawski gave up a two-hit shutout which saw no triple with one out in the seventh. Bucknell baserunner pass second. As the tying run prepared to come Jn only her second game for home. Bi son thirdbasemen Kristen Delaware. the freshman pitcher Sandel belted a drive to ri ght field. threw five strikeouts with just one After catching the ball. Ro>e walk. and helped her own cause threw a rocket to the plate. freezing with two singles on offense. the Bi son runner at third. The next THE REVIEW/Bob O'Connell said she had no trou­ batter gro unded out. ending the A Delaware baserunner reaches for the bag after beating the throw to second base. The Hens swept a doubleheader from Bucknell ble warming up after s itting game. Sunday, 4-3 and 2-0 at Delaware field to up their record to 4-0 this season. through the first game in 40-degree Rose . aid even before she weather. ·· r was just excited. Solid defense keys Delaware's best start since 1982 ''We worked a lot on defense [in see SOFTBALL page B9

BY JAMES AMATO where on the field. but their Combined. Delaware·s pitchers Lisa Frank. playing in only her Staff Rt•Jwrter defense and pitching have been gave up 24 hits but. more impor­ third collegiate game, made a After winning both games of a most impressive thus far into the tantly, they gave up only six runs. beautiful running catch that robbed doubleheader against Army on 'eason. Outscoring an opponent by a 2- 1 a Bucknell batter of an almost cer­ Saturday. the De laware softball Proof of thi' lie' in th e fact that ratio is a good formula for success. tain extra-base hit. Later in the team returned home to take two the Hens needed only 12 runs to ·-rm really proud of everyone game, shortstop Robin Zielinski games from Bucknell Sunday win four games. An average of on the team," coach B.J. Ferguson ended a Bi son ralley with a diving afternoon at Delaware Field. In 25 three runs per game is not likely to said. ·• r can't remember the last grab to her left that robbed yet hours. the Hens won four game> produce v i ctorie~ without a solid time we've started off a season 4- another Bucknell batter of a hit. and are currently off to their best defense b~cking it up. 0." Right fie lder Alison Rose, how­ s tart since 1982. Last year. The backbone of th e team·s Despite playing in frigid. late­ ever. ended al l hope for the Bi son Delaware did not c linch its second defense starts on the mound. where winter weather. Delaware did not with her defensive contribution. victory until >even game> into the sophomore Kry5ta Pidstawski and allow it to affect its performance. With the tying run on third and one ;ea,on. freshman Kri sti O'Connel l pitched While making nearly all of th e out in th e top of the seventh Through their first four games. brilliantly in the ir first two games. routine plays on the field. the Hens inning. Rose m ade a running catch the H ens have made only three In the second game against also made their fair share of spec­ and fired a strike to catcher Bonita errors. while the ir opponents have Bucknell. O'Connell pitched her tacular ones. Seaman to prevent Bucknell from committed eight. The Hens are get­ first collegiate shutout in just her In the first game against scorin g . Pidstawsk i retired the THE REVIEW/Bob Weill ting solid production from every- second collegiate game Bucknell. fres hman left fielder next batter to secure the win. The Hens were no strangers on the basepaths against the Bisons. ·I Hannah wins 900th ballgame

Carolina in which the Hens went 4-1. Sunday's win capped solid weekend Coach becomes 24th the heralded Delaware coach has offi­ performance for the Hens (7-2). who cially stepped into a higher realm of have not yet played a home game this in Division I history baseball minds and accomplishments. season. He carries onto the diamond a state of Delaware suffered an 11-6 loss to to reach milestone monopoly reached by few. UNC-Wilmington March 6 in the first­ BY CHRISTOPHER YASIEJKO Hannah won his 900th career game ever meeting between the two ball­ Sports Editor Sunday in a 12-8 victory over North c lu bs. but the Hens bounced back to Bob Hannah has been co::tchin" col­ Carolina-Wilmington. He is the 24th win the final four games of the road lege baseball for nearl y twice the coach in NCAA Division l history to trip. amount of time most of his players achieve the milestone, and he ranks They swept Liberty 5- I Friday and have been 16th among active Division I coaches. 7-5 Saturday. The latter game featured alive. For 33 But the most enthralling statistic of a grand slam by junior short stop Brian years he has all is the man' s cumulative winning August, who leads the team in batt in, BASEBALL I i ved and percentage through all of his I ,307 average (.455), slugging percenta:oe breathed the games: At the start of the 1997 season, (.879) and runs scored (II). among sev­ game inside Hannah had won 69 percent of his eral other offensive categories. the Delaware dugout. This being the games through 32 years. seventh The Hens avenged Thursday's loss 33rd season, Hannah has posted win­ among active Division I coaches. His to UNC-Wilmington by knocking down ning records in 30. 900-40 I -6 career mark gives him an the Seahawks 7-2 Saturday and 12-8 THE REV After a five-game cluster in North average record of 27-12 each season. The Hens ice hockey team finished its 1996-97 season ranked sixth in the see BASEBALL page B9 country after posting a 2-2 record in the ACHA national tournament. Delaware goes 2-2 With March Madness tournament at ACHA nationals comes early-round sc:rres and upsets BY BRAD JEN I GS • Complete tournament brackets ••••• B8 giant sleeping in the first round. Sports Editor College hoops junkies who spend the BY GRAEME WHYTLAW two games this season. in the second round. The NCAA Division l men's basketball • Boston University beats Drexel month of March sweating out their annual A uifittul/ Sportf £tlitor The sixth-ranked University of championship tournament kicks off this to take America East championship office pools know about the 5-I 2 matchup. The Delaware ice hockey team went into Michigan-Dearbom was the final opponent Thursday, and March Madness fanatics and ...... -.89 Every year it seems a handful of No. 12 the American Collegiate Hockey for the Hens. Two goals by Christian Bellino novices alike are geruing up for a 48-game seeded teams take out their fifth-seeded Association hockey tournament last week helped Delaware to a 6-2 win before a com­ marathon weekend of non-stop action. ment. opponents in round one. A year ago. No. 12 ranked No. 7 and looking to improve its plete debacle at the end of the game. A huge The 64-team field was announced The Stags (I I-I 8) went 2-8 in confer­ seed Princeton shocked No. 5 seed UCLA. rank with a couple of victories in Ann Arbor, brawl broke out. and after all the gloves and Sunday night. sending accepted bubble ence this year, but ran through their confer­ the defending national champion. on the Michigan. sticks were cleared from the ice. four play­ teams into a joyous frenzy while sending ence tournament as the lowest seed. Their first night of the tournament. Likewise. The Hens ers had received game misconducts. other teams home. impressive Cinderella run will likely end in America East champion Drexel eliminated went 2-2 in the Delaware clinched the o. 6 spot in the No. l ranked Kansas, Minnesota, North a hurry when the Tar Heels take the floor national power Memphi , sending a second tournament and nation with the win. Carol ina and defending champion • Thursday, but sports fans also know about No. 5 seed packing before the tournament wound up sixth " It was by far the best season in Delaware Kentucky received No. I seeds in the tour­ the inexplicable "zone" that the Stags have was 24 hours old. in the nation. They defeated Towson State ice hockey history, .. said Hens coach Josh nament and all will likely cruise through the found. A prominent Las Vegas odds-maker This year. in the East bracket, Princeton and the University of Michigan-Dearborn. Brandwene. who became Delaware's coach opening rounds. But each year. underrated pegged Fairfield as a 5 gazillion-to-1 under­ looks to repeat their magical performance but fell to Arizona and Ohio. at the start of the season. ''Delaware made upstart darkhorses set their sights on the dog- a number that would make wagering when the Tigers face fifth-seeded Delaware faced rival Towson State for it's best showing at nationals ever and our elite, and upsets or scares are common in a dollar, or even fifty cents, a worthwhile California, a team that lost its Pac 10-lead­ the fourth time this season in the first round regular season record and being undefeated the first two rounds. gamble. ing scorer Ed Gray to a foot injury. and faced Arizona. with whom they split Fairfield. a No. J 6 seed and first round Like the Stags, fellow No. 16 seeds Twelfth-seeded Boston University, the see HOCKEY page B9 opponent of North Carolina, received an Montana, SW Texas St., and Jackson St. America East champion, could also surprise automatic bid to the tournament after win­ know their work is cut out for them, but any Tulsa m round one of the Midwest brack- ning the Metro Atlantic Conference touma- of these mid-major programs could catch a see MADNESS page 89

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POTTY BREAK U. of Minnesota, Minneapolis When you gotta go, you gorra go. At least, that s the defen e of a man campus police cited for trespassing after they watched him crui e several uni­ versity resrrooms. GLOVE & SPECIAL SAUCE The lavatory lover U. of Georgia repeatedly entered HAVING A BALL It eems 33 students are opting for Ham­ and exited the Texas Tech U. and Montana State U. burger Helper over Ramen noodles as a cheap mens room tn Fraternities at Texas Tech and Montana dinner alternative. HH Society founder and Willey Hall. Then State go balls-out once a year for a good rime grad student Roger Black - who has been seen he moved on to and a good cause. Texas celebrated the 16th wandering around in an "I Love Hamburger the first-floor, sec­ annual Kalf Fry this year with 500 pounds of Helper" apron and beati ng a box with a wood­ ond-floor and calf testicles and entertainment by Willie el­ en spoon- meers with friends every Wednes­ third-floor bath­ son to benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Associa­ day to test the limits of HH's 24 flavors drink rooms in another tion. Montana chose to top off its fifth annual beer and watch Party ofFive. A Web page is on hall, tapping his Teste Feste of beer-battered and deep-fried gen­ the back burner and the HH Society's intra­ feet and playi ng italia with mud football and a Best Burt come r mural team serves up hot football action. If the peek-a-boo over in hopes of helping out a local hospice. That's the stalls. fo ur-fingered glove fits ... just nuts!

4 U. Magazine • March 1997 Gordon, P.I.

ITTING IN SMOKE- FILLED ROOMS, WALKING THE streets, paying off informants - that's how we Spictur e private investigators. But after Eastern Scanned and Kentucky U. sophomore Kevin Gordon got his P. I. Dead in license, he decided a jacket and baseball cap worked the Dumps Delivered better than a fedora and trench coat. Burial at sea used to be a practice "Private investigator just need He says the Internet is the best of the Mafia and the U.S. Navy, but now N TEAD O F AMERICAN E XPRESS CARDS, STUD ENTS AT to find the facts, Gordon says. resource for the e cas s. "If you it appears that a university might have Old Dominion U., Va. , shouldn't leave home with­ Gordon's transformation into have a name, you can get any gotten into the act. out their student IDs. a private dick occurred after he information." UCLA's School of Medicine is being spent a summer investigating But not all of hi clients are sued for the improper disposal of up to In January, rwo experimental Ralph Stevens, associate profes­ insurance claims. By rhe time fall strangers. A year ago Gordon told 18,000 bodies donated for educational bar-code scanners rhar monitor stu­ sor of biology, came up with the rolled around, he was hooked. his mom to put a red bow on a jar purposes. A class-action lawsuit has dent attendance were installed in idea as a way to cut down on absen­ 'In the state of Kentucky, you of change and leave it in their been filed on behalf of the relatives of one of the campus' large lecture teeism. "The goal is ro build I only have to be house. When his parents were the donors charging UCLA with fraud, \ I halls. Students are now required to responsibility," he says. "It's not to 18 to get a robbed recently, Gordon found a negligence and breach of contract. .._ I slide their student ID through the force kids to go to class - it's to P.I. license," local bank teller who remembered The lawsuit alleges that the bodies canner when entering and exiting show them there are consequences he says. a jar wirh a bow. Police watched were incinerated with medical waste, the room. for not going." Once certi­ rhe bank surveillance tapes, iden­ including animal remains, scalpels, Right now, the new system So far, students haven' t wel­ -_ -tJJ fied, Gordon tified the suspects and recovered needles, blood samples and aborted affects only those rudenrs raking comed the idea of being corralled placed an ad in rhe stolen property. fetuses. The ashes, some not fully cre­ introductory science, psychology into the classroom. his campus news­ Gordon says the world of mated and still identifiable as human and education classe in the lec­ "I'm offended by the idea of paper for his gumshoe services. private investigators is nor a tissue, were packaged in trash bags rure hall. Although 11 classes are being a number," says sophomore His price is $5 per hour . .. plus glamorous as it is on television and placed in a dumpster to be picked held in rhe 400-sear lecrure hall, Jennifer Baise Fischer. 'I don't like expen es, of course. and in movies, but he enjoys up by city garbage trucks. Court docu­ only even cia e will be using the the idea of electronic tracking. Ir On one case, Gordon recov­ searching for facts and solving ments state: "Bags ... were left to sit canner. However, Wayne makes me feel like I'm in a concen­ ered stereos stolen from dorm cases. And even what Gordon and collect for years, until finally they Edwards, general manager of aux­ tration camp." rooms (he found rhem at a pawn­ calls the mo t boring part of rhe were taken to the Santa Monica Bay to iliary ervices, says if the pilot rest­ Orher technical difficulties both­ shop). He's also run two surveil­ job - surveillance - can have be dumped." ing thi semester goes well, the er students like senior Julie Flavell. lances for students who suspected irs moments. Case in point: The allegations first came to light in program will expand to other lec­ "I rhink it's a pain in rhe ass to actu­ their boyfriends were cheating. Remember the students' 1993 when a funeral-at-sea contractor ture halls on campus. ally have to worry about having my "Bur I don't do rhat for people I boyfriends? They were cheating. for UCLA found medical waste in a con­ ID card every day." know," he says. 'It can get messy.' tainer of human remains. Faculty support of the scan­ Gordon says most of his cases By Danetta Barker, Eastern Kentucky Since the 1993 scandal, UCLA has ner is iffy, a well. "I'll support involve someone trying to find a U. I Photo by Donald Knight, Eastern shut down its on-campus crematori­ it as long as it doesn't get in the long-lost schoolmate or friend. KentuckyU. um and claims to have stopped mix­ way and become roo cumber­ ing remains with medical waste. Still, some getting students in and Mike Arias, the litigating attorney in our of the classroom, " says the case, estimates that his firm Robert Ake, associate professor receives about one phone call a day of chemistry. from concerned family members. Despite student disapproval, "We do have a model program Stevens hopes the new ysrem will here," says linda King, UCLA's direc­ reduce the 30 percent absenteei m tor of Health Sciences Communica­ he faces daily in his classes. tions. Although the university has not "Srudenrs are going to spend formally responded to the charges, the hours and hours trying to get school released a statement ensuring around rhis system," he says. donors that their bodies will be treated ' They should simply pend this with "dignity and compassion." rime tudying." The lawsuit alleges that UCLA has broken such promises before. By Angelique Lopez, Old Dominion U., The P.l.: He sits, he waits, he watches. GeHing carded. Va. I Photo by Will Bassett, ODU By Hannah Miller, UCLA

• The National Association of Col­ of the 1996 freshmen listed financial the NCAA from using the minimum lege Stores (NACS) is investigating assistance as a "very important" fac­ standardized test score cutoffs. The Buzz instances of price discrimination by tor in choosing a college. Lawyers argue that the cutoffs aren't some publishers. So far, NACS has based on valid research and don't • According to an Institute of • In January, the NCAA passed leg­ campus organizations they don't sup­ found that many midsize and smaller accurately reflect educational poten­ International Education study, the islation which allows student-athletes port. A refund plan is being devised. publishers practice "dual pricing" - tial, especially of students who are number of American students study­ to hold part-time jobs. Athletes will be where college stores pay 20 percent black or from socioeconomic back­ • The American Academy for liber­ ing abroad rose 10.6 percent to 84,403 allowed to earn the difference between more for books than regular book­ grounds that left them unprepared al Education, a group of scholars who in 1994-95, continuing a 1D-year the amount of their scholarships and sellers. The NACS says it's considering for college. advocate teaching Western culture upward trend. By contrast, foreign the cost of attending their school. The filing a lawsuit claiming this policy without all the political correctness, enrollment in U.S. schools rose less • Cissy Stehl is offering a average difference is $2,000. violates federal antitrust laws. granted its first accreditation to the U. than 1 percent in the past two years. $75,000 reward to find out who killed • In a case filed by three U. of Wis­ of Dallas. Rhodes College, Tenn., and • UCLA's Higher Education her son execution-style 12 years ago. • Trial lawyers for Public Justice consin, Madison, law students, a fed­ StThomas Aquinas College, N.Y., will Research Institute reports that more Richard Barron Bryan, a football is suing the NCAA, charging that eral judge deemed mandatory segre­ be reviewed for full accreditation this college freshmen than ever before say player at the U. of Alabama, was freshman-eligibility requirements gated student fees unconstitutional. month. The group is still investigating they selected their school for financial shot, bound and thrown into the discriminate against black athletes. As a result, UW students no longer Michigan State U.'s James Madison reasons. According to the Institute's Tombigbee River in 1984. No one The group has asked the court to bar have to contribute student fees to fund College for accreditation. annual freshman survey, 33.1 percent was arrested for the crime.

March 1997 • U. Magazine 5 St dent entrepreneurs a better opportunity in the entre­ preneurial sector." take jobs into their And the entrepreneurial lifestyle suits students, Kushell says. o1Nn hands "They' re comfortable with the hours, intensity, stress and newness BY MELISSA GREGO of it. College people are used to I A T EDIT R tackling things they don't know." PH TO AT RIGHT BY GREG HARRl , U. OF WYOMI G / Kushell, a '96 grad of Boston U., PHOTO BELOW URTESY OF jAVA DOG has rhe experience to prove it. By the rime she entered college, she had already starred four businesses. In IFTH GRADERS RYAN DUQUES AND ]AMES WARNER November 1993, she and two part­ ners began what is now the Net­ dunked rubber-banded T-shirts into bubbling, mul­ work with $10,000 they scraped ticolored liquid all summer and dreamed of going together from personal funds. into business together - a tie-dye company. They Eye of the tiger cub were business vets, having already been paid by Duques and Warner's youthful neighbors to transfer home movies to video in the fourth ambition has been their nor-so­ secret weapon. BONE-chilling businessmen. grade. But they never thought they'd own two newspapers "The Journal Register Company - before either was even old enough to celebrate at a bar. out ofNew Jersey is our major com­ school in October 1994. Nine Dog's mug clips, key chain 1d Duques, a junior at the U. of Massachusetts, petition," Duques says. "Their local thousand bucks in student loans watchbands. branches said they were concerned and help from Grandma was all Bur Makarewycz admit •hat Amherst, and Warner, a sophomore at Bryant Col­ bur didn't know what to do because he needed. learning by doing also mean n­ lege, R.I., founded The Source, the community news­ we're kids. I'm excited to ee us "Four employees help me run ing the hard way. 'When \ L r t squeezing them." the store besides my mom - two started showing our prod uc• ve paper in Madison, Conn., in May 1994. They'll On the llip side, young entrepre­ Maranarha students and two older, talked to someone about plat. r 1n launch The Sound in Branford, Conn., this month. neurs need to be wary of being married women," Henkel says. "It' order of 15,000 pieces. At tl ..ne Each paper grosses $10,000 per issue. exploited, say U. of Nebraska, Lin­ hard when your employees are older we'd been sewing them by ,1 coln, freshman Michael Malcom. and you have to rake control. I'm that would have taken u fi Since he put tens of thousands of the authority figure. " half years." Show me the money employment choice for men and his family's dollars into the produc­ Duque and Warner aren't one­ third choice for women who gradu­ tion and launch of a unisex perfume Moonlight madness Hang in there of-a-kind. In fact, they're parr of rhe ated from college in 1996. called Loquetion (pronounced Sometimes juggling business and Although Makarewycz h · d d growing number of college rudenrs It ounds risky, but considering "location '), he has received several school isn't possible. Henkel took a his wake-up call and expan d · c who own and operate their own the shrinking number of available call from people wanting to get in year off to nurture hi budding busi­ bu iness, he say he under ,d s bu ine e . According to the 1996 job , rhe idea of being your own on the action. ness. And when Kri ry Roach why some students are temr 1 MAC/Gallup College enior ur­ boss in college doesn' t exactly "I make ure bu iness people founded Kurvz, a women's snow give up. "Today I'd ay I \\ vey enrrepren urship wa rhe top come our of nowhere, says Jen­ know I'm educated in the industry boarding apparel company, she continue working for m I .. r nifer Kushell, before they know I'm 18 years old, ' reduced her course load at the U. of yesterday I said it would be 1.1 president of Malcom says. 'So the people who California, Davis. Kurvz is entering work for omeone el e becau Young Entre­ know I'm 18 also know that I know it fourth eason and just starred nor all glorious." preneurs Net­ what I'm doing. ' operating in the black. Don Philabaum, found r l work in Bo ron. Bur student statu has irs advan­ "I starred the company while I tart Your Own Bu ine \X' L According to tages. Former U. of Wyoming bas­ wa going to cia ses. I did rhar for ay that students with go the Bureau of ketball player Oliver Wil on got hi about a year and almost exploded," ness en e can even turn a bu · Labor, 80 per­ big break in bu ine when a local Roach says. 'I felt like I could nor failure into a shining pot on cen r of college printer recognized him. lack on rhe bu ine , and my grades resumes. Ir ju t a matter of . . students between In October 1996, Wil on, a grad suffered. I've been raking classes ruating the positive - can yo 1983 and 1994 student at Wyoming and Kevin here and there. That's easier." "learning experience"? secured degree­ Bonner, a 96 Wyoming grad, Time management is a doozy, Philabaum, who start d hi requiring job founded BONE and Associates, says Henkel, who i taking 17 busines as a Kent rare oil · whereas only 75 which produce clothing geared credits this semester, lifeguard Ohio, tudent in the 70 , percent of col­ toward active living. twice a week and plays baseball for wanting to throw in rh to\\ lege graduate "The guy who printed our first the chool. "If you own omething normal. The company, Aard between 1994 T -shirrs knew and tru ted me like thi , it' always in rhe back of Studio which shoots rhe phott and 2005 can becau e I did my undergrad and your mind. I might have to go in graduating tudents wouldn ' expect ro do played ba ketball at Wyoming," and make an order instead of worth the million dollar it i tl ' rhe arne. Wil on ay . ' o he printed the studying.' if he had quit. "Ir used to hirrs for us even though we didn r Con ranrine Makarewycz, a '94 As for making your own n. · be a very simple have any money." grad of UC Davis. say rhar rhe lion , Philabaum say it or progressiOn - Being rhe big man off campus hands-on experience of having your down ro one simple thing: 'You ju school degree, i the daily grind for Aaron own busine s is the best education never give up.' job,' Kushell Henkel, a junior at Maranarha you can get. He started his compa­ says . Bur Bapti r Bible College, Wis. He ny, Java Dog, as an undergrad with Melissa Grego s best entrepreneurial e.IJi.r/ young people opened the Health Nut, a bulk about $10,000 in loans and credit -a Kool-Aid starzd-yielded $7.1 9. Mugging lor the camera. realize they have health food tore two mile from card . He' eeking patent on Java And her dad bought most ofthat . 6 U. Magazine • March 1997 grance model in a department Shawn Sunderland, pushing job - he was t dents hit b ttom in store, so I basically bullied people a junior at Georgia the poor ap sit­ heir job li bo into trying rhe laresr scent,' she outhern U., didn't ting in 90- says. "And I had to wear these just clean up crap degree heat ridiculous outfits to match the - he shoveled i r. painting BY COLLEEN RUSH theme of the fragrance." Sunderland and anding Mike Mumah, a sophomore at moved manure the unfin­ I LLUSTRATIO Ferris Stare U., Mich., discovered for $10 to $20 i hed cement that boredom and creativity make a day for a ptece. strange bedfellow at a monoto­ summer. 'That job ROOPS, IT'S HELL OUT THERE. RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE nous job. Being a panty arranger ' It was is rhe rea on I probably scrambling for cover from the downpour wasn't something he aspired to, bur good pay for got into pho­ of rejection letters and phone calls that invade rhar's exactly what Mumah found what we did - we tography ' he ay . himself doing at a pan-time job in didn't work all day and it was- 'A camera i much campus this time of year. Just when you think it's a clothing store. n' t brain surgery or anything,' he lighter than yard arr.' safe to visit the mailroom - wham! - another 'I gues maintenance guy' was says. The really bad parr i Fellow US senior Jo h Hatch­ my official ride, smelling like it after you go home. ell had hi own weight problem a a lost job opportunity explodes in your face . bur I spent Manure isn't one of rho e melts security guard at a retirement home some day that washes off right away." - dead weight, that i . omeday you'll sir around like store. Be- ju r refolding But the bottom of the mainte­ "Ir ound morbid bur the only an old veteran, cup of coffee trem­ tween his t u f f' ' nance barrel is cleaning rooms at a thing rhar happen on rh midnight bling in your weary hand , and tints a a Mum a h motel, say Summer Lindenberg a ro 8 a.m. hifr is that om of rh recount your job war rorie . Bur cashier ays. 'I had freshman at North Idaho College. re idenr die," he ay . "I wa rh yo ur wound were nor life-threat­ a n d all these ' Cleaning rooms at Morel 6 one rhey called when they needed ening, nor yo ur actions heroic. " clothes pan ues to ar­ was rhe nasrie r job I've ever had, ' help moving bodies becau e I wa o, rhe cars yo u wear like a hanger guy, ' range one day, she says. "They didn' t give us the rrong, young guy." badge of honor are from a run-in B I o o m and I'm an gloves or liner for the garbage Hatchell did manage to pi k with a deep fryer. r was it a learned more artist, so I can , and I had ro pick up ruff up a few inrere ring kill during paper hredder? about people decided ro with my bare hand . You name it, his graveyard hifr in luding It' no big secret that college ru­ than he really get really cre­ and I had to clean it up - nee­ how to tell how long omeone ha dent are poor, which explains the needed to. ative. I spent two dles, broken mirrors puke, used been dead. variety of interesting job the average I pent hot urn­ hours doing a color­ condoms, whatever." "I sincerely hope that' not a student ha had. We alure your mer day hanging up coordinated panty forma­ skill I'll need later in life " he ays. effort to be productive, up tanding women' clothes and tion in this big spiral." You live, you learn "But I did gain in ight into relating citizen , and yet we marvel at the breathing in the aroma And then there are the jobs rhar ro older people." length you'll go to just to make a smelly feet in rhe shoe depart­ .Jobs a Ia commode just defy categorization. We'd like If there one thing ara Weber lou y buck. Its hard to define rhe ment " Bloom ays. ' When I wa a You can call 'em maintenance to chalk it up as a ' learning experi­ know , it' that he will never u e lowe t of rhe low on the job food cashier, one woman cho e ro pay for technician , and you can call 'em ence," bur these jobs - the rhe kill she learned a a ' dera el­ chain bur students eem to have her purcha e by unbuttoning her waste management facilitators, bur bizarre, the freaky, the illy and the er" in the corn field of lowa. The maintained bortom-feeder rarus tn blouse and raking a wad of sweaty, it all boils down to one task: clean­ unheard of- offer little more Iowa rare U . junior pent ev ral their swim ro the rop. soaking wet cash out of her bra.' ing up other people s crap. It's a than a cache of u eless kills and summer lopping the top or 'ra - Pierretre hields didn't have to rhankles , behind-the-scenes job, pricele stories. sel ' off of corn. At your service worry about sweaty cash from cus­ and for orne reason, it rakes a col­ The sweet smell of sweet was­ It had something to do with The cusromer- ervice or retail tomers as a bagger at an Air Force lege student to do ir. n't enough to keep Peter Lee at his male and female corn and breeding, job, which generally require dealing commi ary. The U. of Mi souri One student, who wishes to parr-rime bakery job. The U. of bur we didn't really get into rh with dumb, cheap peopl , i ju r junior worked for tip which doe - remain anonymous so he can core Michigan senior ay the prestige generics of it," Weber ay . "We one layer in the stagnant cum of n r amount ro much if your tip is this prize of a job again, worked at a and experience of just had to handpick the crap job . It takes a certain kind of 'Don't talk to strangers.' training camp for competitive skiers packing frozen ta el off." per on to handle griping cu comer , "I had ro bag for thi woman in exchange for access to the rrain­ dough ball into The recurnng mindless ra k and hour of boring who nearly bought our the tore. ing facilitie . Her tasks ranged from pia ric holder dream ab ut corn down rim . And beneath rhar per- The size of the order usually war­ cooking to coaching, bur she hadn't just didn't cur have faded, on' vacant eyes, perma- mile and ranted about a $6 tip ' hield anticipated the na tie ~r chore of all: it for him. and Weber faux friendly greeting ay . o she ifred cleaning up a barh r'oom that 20 Imagine the a the expe­ lurk a rudenr around in her people shared. cene in I Love ri nee actually dying to cream bag for a while 'My weekly cleaning se ion Lucy when Lucy guided her career ' crew you! and with a involved mopping up ragnanr worked at hyper­ path. 'I will The cu romer incere smile, water behind the toiler rhar had speed on rhe never, ev r do is not alway gave me 8 scads of tiny black worms writhing chocolate fac­ hard labor right!" cents." in it ' she ays. tory line - again. Working R o b Annoying cus­ Jason lobor ki thought he was exc pt this job in rhar field is Bloom, a tomers aren't going ro be a ground keeper at a wasn't funny." what got me to go junior at the half as bad a beach resort for the ummer bur the But eil tory's job at hi ro college.' U. of Florida, being an an­ U. of Nebraska, Omaha, fre hman dad's cement-yard-art manufac­ The moral of the tory? Aw, realized that cus­ noying ale - found out there s more to a hrub­ turing company i funny. Lirrle cure who need a dumb ol' moral? Just tomers are sel­ person, ays sculpring job than meet the eye. froggie under umbrellas bird be glad you're rudying your way dom right dur­ U. of Rich­ "I rook the job for extra summer baths, fi hing boys geese - they away from stories like the e. ing the summer mond enior money, but they didn't tell me that made it all. Bur Story, a enior at he worked at a Shannon May­ lawn maintenance also meant clean­ the U. of ourh Carolina partan­ Colleen Rush was an English major, so discount clothing nard. "I was a fra- ing bathrooms and toilets." burg, didn't have the cushy, pencil- she's just g!a.d to have a job at aLL March 1997 • U. Magazine 7 Grads, for your $400 certificate and program information, return the postage-paid reply card enclosed in this publication, or call: 1•800•964•GRAD • visit our web site: www.gmgrad.com

PONTIAC' . See your participating Chevrolet/Geo or Pontiac dealer for details. ©1996 GM Corp. All rights reserved. Rating System RADIO~ RADIO John***** 1. Tricky, Pte-llillBnnlll TIIIIBion, Island 2. ScnJeclllng w..el, Bark LJb II Dog, Fat Wreck Cbonls 3. Guided By Voices, SUnfish Holy lkealdast, George & Ringo Matador ... Less Tlal Jake, Losing Slrllak, C8pHol Pete Best & Stu SUtcliffe IS. Jon Spencer Bl..a Explosion. · BY AMY HELMES . . . . Now I Got WGnJ, llataclor Yoko e. OJ Shadow, EnlrDtlut:lng ••• , Mo• Wax 7. Ita Name Is AIMit Unlretslll Frequencies, 4AD Pocket L7 •• SUn Ra, The Singllls, Evidence Band The Beauty Process: Triple Platinum 8. Flfi, Sinkhole, Low Blow/Triple X Reprise 10. fulln Sound of London, Dead Cities, Astralwerks Wagon" and "The Masses Are Asses" are what make The Beauty Process fun. ' Moonshine," a Chart based solely on college rad io play. TATIC A D FUZZY SCREAMS simple more low-key ong, is as sensitive as Contributing radio starions: WRUV, U. of Vermont; WXJM, James Madison U., Va.; KTEK, p reface th ese raucous rock you're gonna get from these grunge girls. (You S can'r expect a group rhar opens for Marilyn Man­ New Mexico Tech U.; WCBN, U. of Michigan; chicks' fifth album. Never known fo r son ro be roo emimental.) KFSR, California State U. , Fresno; WNYU, ew My Drug Hell York U.; KWVA, U. of Oregon, Eugene; WM V, While The Beauty Process definitely won't pur Roaming the streets of their subtlety, L7 renders ear-seizing Mississippi State U.; KCR, California State U., San you ro sleep, rhe energy of rhe later tracks wanes London, singer and guitarist vocals, screeching guitar riffs and Diego; KTRU, Rice U. Tim Briffa was searching into slower, pul ing sounds. Bur rhe bear picks up for something. He spent pounding bass rhythms. again by the end with the ultra-frenetic love song "Lorenza, Giada, Allesandra." This latest relea e several years asking any­ The album feels desperate and a tad psycho, ~' live up to the standards of L7 fans, and may even Get the groove on U. 's music page: -~ one who remotely resem­ but humorous lyrics from rhe catchy "Off rhe bled a musician if they entice rho e less familiar wirh their earlier work. http://www .umagazine.com/rocks •, wanted to be in his band and help create sounds for Various Artists Marvin Gaye Van Morriso the songs he had written. Nowhere Soundtrack The Vulnerable The Healing G ame When bassist Paul Mercury Sessions Polydor R~cords Donnelly and drummer Joe Motown Records Bultitude said "Yes," the trio formed My Drug Hell, a Britpop band whose sound A sexy, edgy oundrrack Healing i omerimL is a throwback to the psy­ to accompany a monon pic­ Moody, pleading, ofr low proce and for bet chedelic '60s. ture about doomed youth and adolescent love - and roman tic ballads on lost love and broken or for wor e, Van Morri on illustrate rhar er The band's first U.S. and it ha nothing ro do wirh Claire Danes or promises - all this from a man who weath­ ment with his laresr relea e, The H ealing Ga release, This Is My Drug Leonardo DiCaprio. orne big names contributed ered some stormy relationships himself. Mar­ That guttural voice he's known for still ring rrt c: Hell, wraps light rhythms mu ically ro director Gregg Araki's grand finale to vin Gaye aid of all his albums, rhis was rhe belting our bluesy lyrics backed by rrong a around jangling guitar cuts. his ' Teen Apocalypse" trilogy, and the soundtrack one he loved the most. But until now, the phone instrumental . 1 Briffa is afraid the hould spawn orne radio favorites. seven songs had never been properly arranged Unfortunately, many of rhe ong drag a1 charming pop sound of "Girl All-around raging teenage freakishne s is suc­ for release. there's roo much repetitivene . For rhe Ia r minut ' at the Bus Stop," the group's cinctly expres ed in tracks like Hole' "Dicknail" Smooth and jazzy for rhe lovers and the and a half of one song, he croons over and 0\cr first single, will deceive peo­ and the ever-charming Marilyn Manson's 'Kiddie lovelorn, Gaye sounds like he should be croon­ "You know I'm talking about this weighr." He nu. ple. "We are generally more Grinder." ' "ln the City" is a short but ing along with Old Blue Eye . He' ll rip your be talking about the weight, but you just b waiting sleazy and deeper than that energized previously unreleased track, and Radio­ heart out with perfect melting vocals and lines for him to top. song is," he says. head deliver a drifting acoustic ballad with "How like, "Wirhour your love, I'm slowly dying," and Although they're no '," d1 L "Girl at the Bus Stop" Can You Be ure?" "Why must your kiss torture me and drive me song on The Healing Game are great to ju t has the catchy hook that Orher standout from Catherine Wheel, Curve, crazy like rhis?" unwind to. ong like 'Fire in the Belly' and radio program directors love the London uede, Lu h and 31 1 make up for sev­ The Vulnerable Sessions is more mellow than rhe "Waiting Game" are a few of the more enjoyabl to play to death - an unfor­ eral droning techno tracks. Wirh or without the R&B- piced pop songs you're u ed to from this tracks. By far, the mo t beautiful and overwhelm­ tunate fate for rising musi­ movie, rhe Nowhere soundtrack i definitely on the Morown rna ter. o if you're era ing some oulful, ing standout i "Piper at rhe Gates of Dawn ' cians. But Briffa hopes the map. One listen, and you're guaranteed to feel seductive rhythms, Marvin Gaye can tell you what's which is made more my tical and enrran ing ith band's depth will convince hopele ly de pondenr. gomg on. wistful Celtic pipe accompaniment. music buyers that it's more than just a one-hit wonder. The best of lenny Kravitz, early Fine live show of 10 Next Big Things. For techno influence perfect for settling "There are 200 son~s in Our Picks Young Cannibals, P-Funk grooves and fans of camp, skank to the revis.ited down after a long night out. my head, but only 10 on indie-rock sensibilities have gone to "Munsters Theme. " this album." .Jericho Turnpike Komeda Seattle to die and be reincarnated in this The band derives inspi­ Rockers Hi Fi Big Red Dumpster The Genius duo of and . With ration from , but MishMash Rustbelt ofKomeda help of (ex-)musicians from , like most British artists Warner Bros. Although the band's name sounds Minty Fresh and Alice in Chains, they these days, Briffa has a def­ launch into the electronic world of divine, we're not sure if these guys are Maybe it's chum out elevated, soulful creations. inite opinion of My Drug the British duo OJ Dick and Glyn Bush, straight-ahead Christian rockers. But something in the Hell's mega-popular com­ Various Artists where soundscapes are filled with they do have a handle on strong, expres­ meatballs, but patriots, Oasis. Oi!/Skampilation Vol. 2: hip-hop and a multitude of sampled sive vocals and lyrics. Either way, it is a hot­ "It'd be unfair to call Skalloween treasures. It's sure to be Warner's most doesn't matter once the clean, Midwest­ bed of unique pop. The latest worthwhile them shit because they're Radical qualified entry into the drum and bass em rock with an occasional crunch gets import is Komeda, a sophisticated blend of not shit," Briffa says. 11 But listen up all collegiate rude boys movement and a club floor sensation. turned up. Everyone gets a little grungy Bergman and Kubrick film soundtracks, they are massively overrat­ and girls who want an outlet from the Sugar Plant once in a while - even Jesus got his mod-rock soundscapes, go-go beats and ed, and their songs are two rat race - it's time for the brilliant After After Hours feet washed. lush vocals aIa Siouxsie & the Banshees. minutes too long." two-tone of ska's third wave. Recorded World Domination at Coney Island High's 1995 Skalloween A spoonful of Sugar Plant helps the The Assistant Editors have wasted away By Pete Honermann, dance party, it preserves professional medicine go down. The Tokyo couple countless hours to find these selections Xavier U., Ohio sound while showcasing the chaotic produce ambient melodies with a soft for your consideration.

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TV's Home Love and Other Inventing the Abbots Improvement) Catastrophes discover he Fox Hunting down AWOL has a long-losr Nexr Big professors, being charged son who was Things Liv mysterious library fines, BY JAMES HIBBERD raised by Am­ Tyler and struggling to park on cam­ azon tribesmen. Fighcing his inirial insrincr ro ' ell! Joaquin pus - sound familiar? It ell! " rhe rrader rakes rhe fruir of his loins ro rhe Phoenix srar certainly does to Emma­ ADE IN SCENE I. YOUR LOCAL t jungle of Wall Srreer, where he rries ro reach him in rhis drama Kate Croghan, the 23-year­ theater on a rainy March day. t rhe finer poinr of social eriquerre, ciry life and abour rwo old writer/director of the college satire Love and As the story opens, we see Harrison invesrmenr banking. families shrouded in Other Catastrophes. Ford beating the snot out of Brad Pitt's mysrery and "There was certainly Irish accent in New York. Then the Wamt'r 8ros. dark secrers (no, ir's nor aurobiographical). Based some catharsis in writing on a shorr srory by Sue Miller and helmed by Circle the story," she says. Rushed camera pans over to Wall Street where The picture follows five inro produc­ of Friends direcror Par O 'Connor, rhe plor follow Tim Allen plays a commodities trader rwo brorhers competing for rhe affections of rhree students at an Australian rton fasrer college who juggle relation­ - sans tool belt. Jump cut to Val rhan you can wealrhy and beautiful sisrers. ships, classes, dying pro­ say La Bam­ Kilmer, still acting like an Iceman after fessors and thesis papers ba, rhis big- Hoodlum with titles like "Doris Day all these years. Slow dissolve to Jim creen b io­ MCM/UA as a Feminist Warrior. " For pic of rhe He foughr in Viernam wirh Martin Sheen, wenr Carrey as a lawyer who rarely, if ever, Croghan, the 17-day film Tejano deep undercover wirh Jeff Goldblum and even fell talks out of his butt. And cue Jennifer shoot was an opportunity to mu tc sen­ from grace a Ike Turner. Now Laurence Fishburne make a feature with her Lopez li p-synching Selena for the sation will is Ellsworrh ' Bumpy" Johnson, godfarher of film-school friends. finally give Harlem in rhe 1930s. Afrer raking conrrol of rhe uplifting finale. t FADE OUT "Everyone who worked Selena rhe local numbers racker, Bumpy wages war against on the film graduated from recognition gangsters Durch 'Grumpy" Schultz (Tim Rorh) the university within the her render, and Lucky ' Sneezy" Luciano (Andy Garcia). past three or four years," well-crafred she says. "So it felt like a ballads of Wide Awake student film, but there was an Anronio MiramflX a lot of pressure because a n g s r ,- . In rhis you're using other people's deserve. J en­ coming-of­ money." nifer Lopez opens her hearr ro play rhe Madon­ age comedy ,, -+ ~,; Once completed, na wannabe of rhe Sourhwesr. starring Denis Croghan was pleasantly Leary and Mimic surprised when her project Rosie O'Don­ got picked up for distribu­ Mirama.r: nell, a 10- __,, r tion and eventually found Y e a r s year-old goe ~,I its way to the Sundance afrer saving on a quesr ro Film Festival. find God (pre umably nor played by Leary). The Devil'& Own New York "It has positively Ciry from an boy, named Joshua no less ser our on hi pursuir ony exceeded our expectations," infectious ro make sure his beloved, recently decea ed grandfa­ she says. "When I was mak­ Alrhough widely published reports of ego-driven disease, a sci­ ther is in rhe righ r hands. ing the film, my dream was scripr barrie berween srars Harri on Ford and Brad enri sr (Mira just for it to be finished - Pirr dogged rhi production, who can re isr a pair­ orvino) and You'll find everything but the Raisinets on U.'s and then to not end up in ing of Hollywood's mosr appealing leading men? her husband movie page: http://www.umagazine.com cans under my bed. " - JH or u , urely. Here, a New York Ciry cop (Ford) (Je remy rakes a young emigre from orrhern (Pirr) Norrham) inro hi home. Bur when his family member are find them­ raken ho rage, Ford begin ro su peer hi new elves sralked roomie i no lucky charm. Could ir be rhe shrine ro by rhe virus The Reel Deal Michael Collins in Pin's room? rhey rhoughr had been Grosse Pointe Blank Liar, Liar destroyed. What's worse than being stood up on prom night? Universal How exacrly, Finding out your missing sweetheart is a professional Trying ro prevenr hi dad' rrou er from pon­ you ask, doe killer. That's what Debi (Minnie Driver, SleepefS1, dis­ raneou ly bursring inro flame , rhe son of a habitu­ a virus sralk covers when Martin Blank (John Cusack, City Hal~, ally fibbing lawyer (redundancy alerr!) make a someone? Well, ir has learned ro di gui e irself as shows up for their Grosse Pointe High reunion. birthday wi h rhar hi farher will rell rhe rrurh for a human - mimic, if you will. And you rhoughr Strange as it may sound, Driver says this black comedy is about the fine line 24 hour . Jim Carrey rar a rhe fasr-ralking lawyer rhe alligators in rhe sewers were a birch. between the American dream and the American nightmare. "This film was absolutely who uddenly finds he cannor rell a lie. Quick - rooted in the truth of what this country can create: a seH-made man who is a killer." ask him if he really worrh $20 million! All Over Me Not to worry. It's no Natural Bom Killers, although Driver does liken the idea of Fine Line attending her reunion to a rampage. "It's kind of like a car accident 1sort of feel like The Saint Two reen­ there would be a lot of rubbernecking and - as they say in the film - seeing who Paramount age besr has swelled." Firsr George Sander rhen Roger Moore and friends (new­ _Driver and Cusa~k on the set may also have appeared to be life imitating art. "I now Val Kilmer have raken a crack ar playing rhar comers Alison basically sparred with John every day," Driver says. "H was like a couple of big deer clashing antlers." poor-man' James Bond- ecrer agenr man imon Folland and Templar. If you can accepr rhe former lizard king as Tara Subkoff) But she makes it clear that working with Cusack was cool. "It's so rare that a government agenr, you'll have no rrouble buying 1 i vi n g in actors are just in it because they love it and they're having a good time. And Johnny is like thal" Elisabeth Shue as a scienrisr whose life s work every­ H e 1 1 ' s one i rrying ro sreal. Kirchen dis- -Melissa Grego, Assistant Editor 12 U. Magazine • March 1997 • ere IS " a

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P. l. A. Y. Participate in the Lives of America's Youth. Call 1-800-929-PLAY O\Nard S ern ""ants you to of that. I wasn t good. I was green. What's it And my voi e was f-ked. My like being see is Pri ate Parts throat would tighten up, and I married to would sound like Kermit the Frog. Howard Stern? BY THE U . CREW .: Is ther e anything in the Stern: The film college students will main problem relate to? we have i that when I'm on the ADI BAD B Y HOWARD STERN HA A REPUTATIO Stern: There' a lor of college stuff that's really cool - getting air, I have this for terrorizing reporters - he rips them a new one your first job and going in for your diarrh a of the if they ask a stupid question and he's always asking first job interview. It's rhe whole mouth and I idea of going our and trying to con­ talk about every­ female reporters to show him their breasts (or quer the world when you have no thing in our worse!). o wh n Stern called U. Magazine from f-king s lf-confiden . liv , and he his Long Island home's basement to talk about his new You'll see me when I go on my ha a hard rime fir t job interview, and the guy with that. In the flick, Private Parts, we were ready for anything. who's doing the inrerviewing is a movie, we al o But what we got threw us for a loop. Stern - the complete . He goe "What show intimate do you want to be? A disc jockey?" scene ju t talk­ radio show host who ha racked up more than $1 million And I go, 'Yeah. ' And he goes, ing in bed, and in FCC fines - was professional, courteous and down­ What are you? An as hole? What you go, 'Man, right polite. What gives? are you? tupid?" And I go, o, he' a great guy. I'm nor tupid. In fact I m a gradu­ I can see why Apparently there's another side to Stern. And that s the ate of Boston Univer ity. ' women would side he bares in his movie Private Parts, which is based on lik him. ' And rhen on the his best-selling autobiography of the same name. That's U.: When you first started out in radio, did your par­ other hand, you right - Stern isn't satisfied with his millions of listeners, ents always harp on you go 'What a Howard goes Hollywood. hi best-selling book and his television show on E!. The to get a real job? f-king ass- Stern: o, but I had an uncle hole." And that is my wife s dilemma. What are you planning for self-proclaimed King of all Media is ready to take on who used to constantly a k me, the premiere? Hollywood. But is Hollywood ready for Howard Stern? "Why don' t you get a real job?" U.: You make a big deal Stern: We have orne wond rful People alway thought I was sort of about being faithful to band on the oundtrack - Whitt: jerking around, and quite frankly, I your wife. How did you Zombie, Marilyn Man on, r en u. gazine: What were your college days at wasn't making any money ar it, so like the love scenes with Day - and they all wan r to per you like when you first Boston U.? I'd even think, "What am I doing Mary McCormack, the form, o we re thinking of having .1 started out in radio? Stern: Yeah. In fact, the fir t rime with my career?" actress who plays your big concert and then hO\ ing the Stern: When I was fir r tarring I come on screen you ee me in col­ wife in the movie? movie. And I want to do it for mv out I w uld get on the air and I lege trying to pick up girls - orne­ U.: Howard, the movie's Stern: Well, I've got to admit I fan . I don't want to hav ne l~f would f-k up. In the movie, you thing I wa not very good at. called Private Parts. Are kinda dug 'em. Those guys who say the e Hollywood premier ' here ee me in my fir r coll ge radio job, we going to see your pri­ you don t get aroused during love you re waiting for eorge loone} and you're going to laugh ur a · What was it like reliving vate parts? cene , they're all full of shit. I was to show up. That' ju t not me. off. You're gonna go, "How did thi your college radio days? Stern: Well, I'm in my under­ totally aroused. I gue I'm nor o guy get to be one of the top broad­ Stern: Doing the college radio wear, and you do see my butt profe sional. . Are you worTied that the ca ter in the country?" cene (film d at Lehman College in cheeks. You're gonna throw up. critics might pan the movie? the Bronx) was probably the mo r And they're not stunt cheeks; U.: Some of your fans Stern: It' impo ible. I rhink U · You mention your first fun for me. I went back and li rened they re mine. think you're a god, while begrudgingly they r going to have college radio gig. Does ro a lor of tapes of me doing bad some people think you're to giv me orne prai e. I an R it­ the movie focus much on radio. And man, I had a lor of rape U .. No body double? You the devil. How do you see man, who produced rhe film, aid must be pretty confident. yourself? they can't cririciz my acting. Stern: No, I ju t know they're Stern : God. about the funnie t butt cheeks in (pau e) U. · It would be pretty America. There's hair on 'em. No. It's weird that orne people' embarrassing if you There s cellulite. There all kinds of perception of me i that if I walked couldn't play yourself.. . hit. You can t duplicate my but­ down the rreet, people would throw S ern: Well, playing your If i rocks for comedy. egg at me or something. That' not tricky. It was a little more diffi ul t true at all. I did an interview with than I thought ir wa going to b . I U.: Is the movie going to 20/20 and I said to rhe guy, "You mean, listen - I'm no Oli ier, bur have a lot of the same think I'm hated? Let's walk out on I think I di d a credible job. fare as your radio show? the treet right now, and I guarantee Stern: Yeah, there's le bians and you everyone will like me.' And sure U.: You've done radio, Fa rrman . Bur what' going to enough, we walk our on the street you've written books, hock you i that you have a real and everyone' going, "Hey, you've got a TV show. tory here. It's not ju t me pank­ Howard! What happening?' Now you've made a mgwomen. movie. What's next? U.: You don't make many Stern: I don t know. I don t give U.: The movie also cen­ public appearances, but a f-k. I don't know what next. ters on the love story when you do, they're usu­ The next thing I gorra do i mak A face only a mother could love. with your wife, Alison. ally pretty scandalous. sure I get up to do that radjo how. 14 U. Magazine • March 1997 aganne·rt.r !'la.rion.~J Cot~ CONTESTS PUB ER &EDITORIAL DIRECTOR IQ• G 1· '>;EETLAND 5TH ANNUAL Remember that one special moment during your freshman year when all was PUB ER &EDITOR U. PHOTO CONTEST right with the world? You aced an exam you didn't study for ..• that person you'd \ !.-\: been drooling over asked you out ... you did a keg stand without passing out.. 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