THECORDWEEKLY WilfridLaurier University Waterloo, Ontario Thursday March 5, 1981 Volume 21 Number 19 Need a loan? well...

by Rodger Tschanz that it shouldn't be. Inflation The month of March has entered seems to be another point like a lamb. overlooked by this program. This phenomenon seems "For to act as an omen forecasting rough every dollar they (Ontario students) weather to come; in the case of received (from the OGP) some in they students it is an indicator of rough 1976, now receive 88«." To another economic times to come. Ac- quote example, the living companing the worries of passing allowances for students living at exams is the problem of making home has not changed in 2 years. So OSAP theirbankaccounts last until the end has given you a bum of the term. deal, what can you do about it? To make the summer's earnings Horace Braden welcomes people and OSAP last the full year is atrick with questionsto comeand talk over that takes some experience and for any problems. Unfortunately the first year students with little final date for appealling OSAP's TSCHAN2 end of experience doing this, it borders on decision, the February, has the impossible. Horace Braden of already passed therefore forcing Student Awards says that this other action upon students in need. Unless a student RODGER inability to budget is probably the is part-time or is BY single major problem forcing abnormally organized, to work to students into the March financial support oneself along with keeping PIC pinch. Because of this problem his up the grades borders upon the Students at Laurier ware givan a chanca to Imbibe soma •outharn culture while avoiding the exacerbation of department has set up a program to impossible. Although it has been Canada's balance of payment* deficit. The Caribbean came to themlast week In the Concourse. assist students in their budget done for the majority of budding planning during the late summer intellects other recourses tend to be and early fall. "I express strong more attractive and less damagingto Premier Davis keeps on interest in planning budgets and the GPA. growing working with students well in The university also operates a by Nopper Index, students would be paying remain a Norm constitutional monarchy, advance" says Mr. Braden; since this short term loanfunding about $2200, and on a percentage and that has is the time service for Premier William Davis made a this been his position when the most benefit full-time students. The campaign stop at Laurier three basis, tuition fees make up only for 10 years. from his can be realized. maximum efforts for this loan to any given student is weeks ago speaking to a capacity about 13% of university funds. Granted budgeting ■ Asked if, in view ofhis support of is important $200. A $4 service charge crowd the Turret Regarding the federal cutback on but for with no money in \ the Prime Minister, he has students to accompanies theloanifit isrepaid in He gave a short speech, before funding to the provinces, which is aspirations forthat job, hereplied in budget in the first place; other action 60 affect Ontario's days; for longer periods of time devoting most of his time bound to the negative, saying that his present must be taken. The government has there is an additional charge. The institutions, Davis said that the entertaining questions from the job is tough enough. come out with a great program fund is limited in size and therefore universities and the students cannot audience. One issue that has followed Davis neatly labelled OSAP which is relies on continuous recirculation to costs. On OSAP, he said Davis said that people go into absorb the throughout the campaign reared its intended to lessen the disparity students to do its job.The deadline the program does not cover all politics because they feel that they that head: the Re-Mor-Astra affair. which exists between the "haves" for this loanapplication is March IS. student expenses, that it is the can help the people which they can but Asked if it could happen again, and the "have note", thus allowing These applications are also most generous program in Canada available help the people which they wish to Davis replied that he didn't believe students who wouldn't ordinarily in the office of Student Awards. represent, and that this campaign is or the United States. so. He repeated, as he has have a chance to attend a post- about those people who are served. Davis was asked why he had throughout the campaign, that ifitis secondary educational institution to Theprerequisite for getting a loan Stating that Ontarians can have waited to implement his Build established thatthere wasnegligence do so. from the university is that of need. confidence in building thisprovince, Program until four days before the on the part of the provincial and Unfortunately this program has The banking system however uses he believes the people must come to election call, when he had been in federal governments in licensing Re- its shortcomings andconsequently it different criteria for giving out grips with the problems of a lack of power for ten years. He responded Mor and Astrarespectively, then the is misused by people who have no loans. If a student has an empty economic growth and stagflation, that a study concerning theprogramr investors will be paid, but that the need of its assistance. On the other bank account and no readily and that the government has a had been conducted overa period of liability should be shared equally by hand people requiring more liquidated assets it is nearly committment to the citizens to seven months prior to its each of the two levels of assistance are sometimes denied it. impossible to secure a loan unless: develop an investment plan which announcement, and that it was only government. A brieffrom theOntario Federation 1) your parents guarantee the loan. will exploit the advantages and a coincidence that the election was In a short interview with the Cord of Students to the Federal/Pro- 2) you have a part-time job or you qualities which this province has. announced a short time later. after his appearance in the Turret, vincial Task Force on Student .have a guaranteed job lined up for Davis listed such Tory government , The government has created Davis elaborated on this theme, Assistance, printed in June of 1980 the summer, or accomplishments as the start ofthe 100,000 jobs per year since 1976, he saying that while he is sympathetic states that one ofthe weaknesses of 3) your grant cheque or Student Hydro plant at Darlington, and went on to say,adding that therehas to the investors* plight, he needs a the "program is its constant Loan is late in coming. technological developments in the been growth in the Gross Provincial legal basis in order to make underassessment of student's costs. When dealing with thelast point it fields of transportation and micro- Product, and unemployment has compensation. He said that a lot of Independent students are assessed would be advisable to approach a electronics, in which he said Ontario hovered around 6.6%. He declared taxpayers want tomake certain that $72 for weekly costs whiledatafrom bank branch which does a has mdved ahead of the Japanese. that the Build Program has there was negligence' in the the Social Planning Council of considerable amount of business Responding to a question on the substance and that it is the most government's actions, and that the Metro states that the average living with students. These branches tuition hikes at universities across important document in terms of government cannot protect expenses of a single person for a usually know the personel in Ontario, he said that the province is plans for this province. everybody in terms of the week is close to $92; this data has Student Awards, allowing them to very competitive with other On the matter ofthe constitution investments which they make. been estimated for the year 80/81 check up on your situation easily. Of provinces with respect to funding on and his support for Prime Minister Also during the interview, asked assuming a 10% inflation rate. course it goes almost without saying that you will be expected to pay the a per capita basis, if OSAP funding, ■ Trudeau's plan for repatriation to what he believes are his chances for Although the cost ofliving is higher depreciation on capital and various Canada, Davis declared his stand to gaining a majority government, in Toronto that in other parts of bank's regularly high interest rates. other factors are taken into account. be a desire for pat nation ofthe BNA Davis said that what he is looking Ontario this inconsistency leads this Other means of acquiring Quoting figures, he stated that ten Act. He said that he is not for is another "mandate", and that article ta another problem with financial assistance undoubtedly exist such as years ago, tuition rates were $450, supporting Trudeau as such, but he "is lookingfor support from the OSAP which is its failure to allow approaching one's or friends for These rising only toabout $810today. Had i that his personal view as a Canadian people (of Ontario) to provide (the for regional price differences. This parents a loan. the increase in rates kept up withi is that the constitution should be in government with) leadership which regional disparity although ignored means must not be ignored increases in the Consumer Price Canada. He also wants Canada to only the P.C.s can provide". by OSAP is sufficiently important especially ifthe parents canafford it.

It's Chipomanla 7 Cam Davla 9 Squeeze Costello 13 A bit of Chip hits WLU. Hello Sociology Prof, Cam Davis, on The Squeeeze and Elvis Costello IN THIS ISSUE: Mr. Chip verge of leaving WLU, has been at MLG offered a one year contract

Joe and Kate 2 Enumeration 6 The newly elected President and Nuggets 8 The first step on the road to Nlgol.s Revolutions VP WLUSU talk about some of Trudeau speaks for Canada? New 10 Super Sports 16 voting day. Here's how to do it New records and new reviews by their concerns Probably not, according to Rick The Annual Jock Competition Greg Brown Nigol takes place at Laurier

Partisan Politics 6 5 Wilcox at theTurret Perspectives II Two of the three political clubs Tory Time In Ottawa 8 12 They're Over 17 right Bluesy Rock hits the pub the Jerry Falwell's religious is on campus discuss the provincial The PC National Convention in Season enda forVarsity V-Ball discussed from two perspectives election from a local perspective form of David Wilcox and Hockey J < . 2 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 5, 1981 profit making organization and any money they do make belongs to the Veil and Harley Youthstream memberofCUP. Wheelandsays that if the member wanted the profit it would simply be a matter ofraising look at major issues their line rates. Student Union heads the decision, gets replaced Despite Marilyn Mary Sehl While he realizes that Kitchener Harley noted that Wilfs has a the Vice-President by Campbell Reduced Kitchener Transit fares, Transit is losing money each year, quiet atmosphere, conducive to Membership— Youthstream was of Radio the hours at Wilfs, Veit that it is probably not lounging and discussion, and both still willing expressher Laurier, feels to sentiments and student fees for part-time money on the routes which she and Veit feel most people would byDiane Pitts subject. Youthstream, accord- losing on the students will be the major issues on university area. not abuse extended hours. Youthstream, the Canadian Ad- to run in the ing Campbell, has been the brunt agenda in the coming vertising agency that formerly WLUSU's A better arrangement may involve of rumours initiated by CUP. year, according to JoeVeit Kate handled all national advertising for was and Veit hopes representatives from extending the hours from noon to Campbellsays thatYouthstream Harley, recently elected WLUSU CUP (Canadian University Press) the three post-secondary institutes 6:00p.m. and then opening again at referred to as "amateurs" and "a president and vice-president. papers including the Cord, will no However, will be able to bring a prepared 8:00 p.m., according to Harley. nuisance." this rumour Both Veit and Harley met with UW longer —be dealing with WLU's proposal for a reduced monthly was dispelled when the agencies that of Students president- Student fees have not been Student Publications. In January of Federation pass, possibly for $17 $18, to the Youthstream deals with in adver- Wim to - increased for full-time students since 1981, CUP became independent of elect Simonis last week attention ofKitchener City Council. tising stated that they are very discuss a proposal for reduced they were first implemented, Youthstream, its own passes are currently priced launching professional in theirdealings. Camp- transit fares. Monthly andVeit said he wouldnot like to see advertising service, CUP Media bell minimized CUP Media Services at $25 for adults and $13 for senior them increased now. WLUSU now Services, and the Cord chose to deal stating the fact thatYouthstreamhas citizens, high school students and receives about $25 for each full-time with this organization as opposed to a line of credit in the six digits, elementary school children. student. Youthstream. whereas CUP has nobank reference. Harley said student According to Pete Wheeland, Youthstream also offers options in "So many high school students fees for the over part-time CUP's Ontario fielcl worker, their the length ofthe contract.In addition have more expendable income than 2,000 students registered iat WLU may be to need for independence occurred to this, the papers have the choice of university students", Veit noted. a way present whenuniversitynewspapersbegan to six times ayear or once a Both Veit and Harley feel a maintain fees for full-time being paid students. comment ontheirgrowingdistrustof month based on the advertisements decision should be made on Radio Youthstream. Previously, CUP had they Harley feels students who that have. Finally Cambellsays Laurier. In the past, the university acted as a middle man between the that Youthstream frequently holds are interested in keeping Radio administration has been opposed to university papers and Youthstream business and technical conferences. Laurier sriould present their viewsto the implementation of student fees in ordrto protect the interests ofthe This enables all the papers to state the board. Veit feels the ultimate for part-time students. papers. Now that they are indep- any ideas they may have and to decision should be made by the endant, their prime objective is still contribute to the terms of the board and is not in favour of a Veit suggested the best way to "to serve the paper," stated Whee- contract. referendum, although he will not implement the student fees wouldbe land. CUP Media Services is not a discount it. to charge a small fee such as $2.50 Kate "Killer" Harley, an old hand on Harley said if Radio Laurier $5.00 for each course a part-time- presents the WLUSU board, brings her talent* continues, it will have to be viable. student takes. Psych Society to the |ob of Veep. She feels the decision will have to be based on how many students benefit Harley said the transitfare issue is from Radio Laurier outside ofthose "something that I would like to get who are directlyinvolved init. In the Semi-formal end, rolling as soon as possible...hope- it will be acost-benefitanalysis, fully before September". she said. Veit, who feels the transit fare March 28 Whether or not the RadioLaurier issue is an importantone, notes that equipment will be sold is another the approximately 20,000 students decision that will have to be made. WLU, UW, Paul Martin Centre attending and Veit and Harley both tend to side Connestoga College bring a large with the opinion that theequipment $10per of into the couple Available atPsych Office amount money K-W should be kept, as its resale value area. would not ,be great. They feel the equipment may be used at a later International Qypay Dell date if WLUSU finds it then has enough NEED Complete money to support Radio Jo* Veil, new WLUSU Prei and Mexican Meal Laurier. CONFIDENTIAL V Hearty Soups & Salade former Student Pubs President \ Homemade Deeeerta Veit noted that the equipment is (before that Cord Sport* Editor) la HELP? used to alimited extentto tape music working on Transit, Wllfs, and the forWilfs,and Harley suggestedthat final fate of Radio Laurter. Saturday evenings, live it could be used in the Turret. LEGAL AID DEPT. / The proposal has not yet been music with Gavin Many record albums once used by 2nd floor S.U.B. fj pose discussed with the university Radio Laurier another administration. problem, according to Veit. He Tuea-Thurs 11:30 -10p.m. said A he is not sure whether they can be WLUSU noticeboard fine food a**.T7:»pm containing the of 884-5330 Where £**» "•» sold as they were donated to Radio agenda and times and€modest prices Sunspm4pm •re trie order of the day Weekdays Closed 2-5pm Laurier as promotional material. WLUSU meetings is another item Harley would like to see discussed. Many students are unhappy King with The board would be posted in the 84 St. North Waterloo 885-5700 the staggered hours at Wilfs, and Concourse and would be of similar both Veit and Harley seem to think a size to the Sports board currently in Petals Tn Hots better arraingement can be made. the Concourse.

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For all your spring formals we have Southern Comfort. Enjoy it straight up, on the rocks, — •or blended with your favourite-mixer. Formal Flowers Corsages Boutineers °f Southern Comfort FRIENDLY ATMOSPHERE; . enjoyed for over 125 years. The Cord Weekly, Thursday.March 5, 1981 3 Jobs in the Student Union Imagine your life 1 by JaneAllan force behind many of the exta- curricular activities in which Although what are probably the Laurier take part. without light. I students at most prominant WLUSU positions were filled through the recent election by the student body, The Commissioner of University applications are currently being Affairschairs a commission consist- processed for several influential ing of the WLUSU President, the positions in that body. two student members of the University Board of Governorsand student Senators. It is The offices of Director ofStudent two this body which ensures that the voice the Activities (DSA) and Commissioner of is through of Affairs are among the students heard University representation on most important of these positions all decision making bodies WLU. Like the accordingto WLUSU Vice President at DSA, the of Kate Harley. Commissioner University Affairs mustreport to the Harley, who handlesapplications student-elected Board of Governors. for all of the positions emphasized WLUSU funds are handled by the that the holders of thes two offices Treasurer, a "semi-management" must be able to selectand work witha position which is also reprotable to competent groupofsupportive staff. the Board of Directors. The Treas- Var X urer recommends general financial Writen applications were also policies to theBoard andcoordinates accepted for Treasurer, Chief Elect- the preparationoftheannualbudget. oral Officer, Director ofPromotion, The operation and supervision of Lounge Policy Chairperson and allelectionsat WLUis theresponsib- Recording Clerk. Applicants for all ility of the Chief Electoral Officer positions are interviewed by a who also appoints Deputy Electoral selection committeeconsisting ofthe Officers to assist in thisprocess.The outgoingofficer, WLUSU President, Chief Electoral Officer must remain and a memberofthe student-elected apolitical on all WLU issues and is Tungsten. A product of niining. Without it Board ofDirectors. responsible for the preparation and An interview is the determining counting of all ballots. our lightbulbs would be darkbulbs. Without factor in the selection process, which WLUSU activities are publicized copper we'd have to learn to live without involves choosing between ideally, through the effortsofthe Director of about five applicants per position. Promortn who recruits and super- electricity. And without a lot of other This is according toKate Harley who vises a volunteer staff to distribute products that come from Canada's niining was not entirely satisfied with the information of WLUSU events to number of applicants for all posit- students and the WLU Director of industry we'd have no cars... ions by thedeadlineFriday, although Public Relations. or or clocks. a substantial number had been Any policies regarding Wilfs and coins... submitted.Harley also believes that the Turret such as liquor prices, the submission of a resume is hours of operation, and special be our national beneficial, both for the applicantand events such as formals, are brought But the real loss would to the selection committee. prosperity Without mining, Canada would Successful candidates receive an before theBoard of Directors by the honorarium for the completion of Lounge Policy Chairperson. That be without a significant part of its wealth. theirduties which variesaccordingto person's recommendations are then And that would hurt all of us. the position, the current maximum discussed by the Board who deter- being $350. This amount serves as a mine the final policies. form of compensation for the time The minutes ofBoard ofDirectors we thought you should and effort spent during a term of and the Operations Management It's an economic fact office lasting from March to the meetings are recordedby theRecord- following February. ing Clerk who receives an hourly Director of Student Activities is wage for doing so. The Clerk keeps classed as a "management" position various committee members infor- We're the men and women who work our which coordinates andsupervises the med with copies of Board proced- operations of the Board of Student ures. country's mines. Activities. The DSA appoints and The successful candidatesfor these supervises the Business Manager, positions comprise the main operat- Marketing Services, Cluband Movie ional and management positions Co-ordinators as well as the which allow WLUSU to function chairpersons of Special Events(such effectively. In combination with the .»_wVe thought.—-J as Orientation, HomeComing, and efforts of a dedicated body of Winter Carnival), and the volunteers, these people help make Entertainment Manager. The DSA attending Laurier an enjoyable you should Know. consequently the supervisory is experience. / THE MINING ASSOCIATION OF CANADA Every Monday night, Mothers will deliver a perfect eight slice, 3 item pizza for just $3.69

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*> King». south mm pa hometo Gome****~ on" Pi7Za parlour& Spaghetti House Waterloo ~ Umited time trial | Oelivcry on campus only Waterloo store only 4 The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 5, 1981 Editor .... Mark Wigmore News Editor Carl Friesen Sprots Editor William "Chip" Mcßain THE CORD WEEKLY Cindy Liedtke Entertainment Editor The Cord Weekly is published by Student Publications of Wilfrid Laurier Production Manager Rob Pegg University. Editorial opinions are independent of the University, WLUSU and Assistant Production Manager Lynda Kirk Student Publications. The Cord reserves the right to edit all articles and letters Photo Manager Rodger Tschanz submitted to it. The Cordis a member ofthe Canadian University Press Cooperative Photo Technician Tim Singbeil Ad Manager , Kirn Legate and Ontario Newspaper the Weekly Association. Phone 884-299

On March 19th Ontario electors will go to the polls to elect what they hope will be the best government for Ontario. The campaign leading up to that day has so far been more of a quiet murmur than an actual election campaign. With the front pages dominated by constitutional and oil supply haggling, few political points ofany magnitude have been scored byany ofthe parties and little excitement has been generated. The page six type coverage of the election and the reluctance of Bill Davis to take part in a televised leaders debate indicate that the present trend of a quiet campaign will continue until election day It's an unfortunate situation sincethe vote on March 19th is a very important one and if the campaign lacks in excitement, it certainly doesn't lack in issues. The problem thus far has been in getting those issues on to the frontpage. The first issues ofthe campaignand perhaps the only ones which have in any way caught hold in the media—the BUILD pre-election give-away and the Astra Trust—Re- mor bankruptcy scandal, are issues which at the very least should make electors think twice about the present Conservative government before voting. There are also other issues which should be important to the voter. University students, a fairly large and important segment of the voting public when enumerated and motivated, should question the adequacy and accessibility of university education in Ontario. It's an issue which all students,regardless ofpartyaffiliation, should be concerned with. Medi-care is another issue of great importance in the election. Universal health care is an important right of people in Canada. Its maintenance should be of prime concern. The list goes on. Each voter should have concerns and should attempt to have those concerns answered before voting. If the campaign lacks a media presence, it is not lacking an issue presence. The nature ofprovincial politics is the administration of'breadand butter' issues but it is up to the voter to ask questions and receive answers both from the parties and the local candidates. Mark Wigmore , Editor LETTERS "WILFRED Laurier University"? I would like topublicly wish my most like to give a very special thank you policy: am sure that in the future, the Cord worthy opponent Joe Veit the best to my number one supporter and "R79/3 Election to the Board of Wilfred? will be able to lead all other of luck in the coming year fiancee Tracy publications and hope Stogryn. Directors, Section D, subsection 11 in presenting our thatI may be able to help him in any of I kind of like the name university's I am, indeed, looking very much WLUSU By-Laws and Fred, since name clearly and way possible. Regulations it happens to be my own. consistently, forward to serving you, the students states that a However, I in hope that the name or did not know that the name Wilfred ofWilfridLaurier University during Presidential Vice-Presidential- Fred is 1 will never again refer to our Sincerely Secretary candidate part of the name of the institution university. the next eleven months,and will give "shall not incur Stephen Wilkie every effort to act in your best a cost of more than $75.00". It also that we all know and love. Sincerely interests to the utmost of my ability. states that donated materials shall I am referring to the one halfpage Fred Norman. ad on page six of the February 12th Yours truly be assigned a cost by the CEO. The Editor's note: The Cord candidate, whose band stirred up so edition of the Cord. It is an realizes that Prez Joe Veit ad for is spelt with an T Thanks much controversy in the past the Gray Coach Company that Wilfrid rather than WLUSU President an 'c', unfortunately our nationalad election, did, in fact incur minor advertises: "Good times with Gray I would like to take this company as well as many others costs - for the musical Coach. Weekday service from opportunity to express my sincere entourage dealing with the Cord do not. We gratitude toallofthose who took the Explanation which appeard in the Concourse and Wilfred Laurier to Guelph and that Toronto". realized there was a mistake in time on February 10thto vote in the these costs were listed on the spelling and It has come to my attention that I am sure that this error of have notifiedthenational WLUSU GeneralElection. It is only accounting of his expenses. The ad company regarding there exists disagreement among the replacing the second "i" in it. through exercising one's right tc band members were all students Wilfrid students ofLaurier as to whetherthe here, and, with the letter "c" is an error that vote that our democratic system will in this respect, to assign a band(sponsoring candidate Steve cost to disturbsus all when we see it continue to function. their services wouldforce the in print Thanks Wilkie) which the CEO in local newspapers, and hear it My deepest appreciation and played in to assign a cost to the work while talking to ill I would like to thank all those thanks is extended to all those Concourse the day prior to the done by many of the candidates' informed friends who WLUSU elections at home, who ask; people that helped me with my found the time and inclination to should have been campaign committees...". continually assigned a monetary "How are things campaign for the help out with our value by the Upholding regulations regarding at Wilfred WLUSU campaign. Chief Electoral Laurier?". presidency. Special thanks to the Without your support, friends, the Officer. an election is the responsibility of girls on Weber Street, my struggle would Mr. Wilkieapproached CEO Deb the ChiefElectoral Officer who "has I ask the question to the Cord agent, have been Miss Wendy 8., along with Dan impossible. Stalker about this matter and the final authority to enforce staff, who normally do a superlative the Walker and all the music students A very hearty 'thank you' Officer made the decision to permit electoral regulations as determined job in printing our paper: How can is for their band. I would also like to extended to my campaign manager, the band to play without ti by the Board of Directors and to we educate the public on the correct alloting a thank those who voted for me and Laurie Bishop, whose monetary value to be decide matters of contention" (job spelling ofour university, when our continued added to had confidence in me as a advice and support are absolutely campaign expenses. own paper prints in big, bold, leters, see letters continued on page 9 Presidential candidate. At this timeI unmeasurable.And, finally, I would CEO Deb Stalker explains her The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 5,1981 5 VIEWPOINT Question of the Week Perspective II What is the role Moral Majority Is a right-wing Christian fundamentalist group that seeks to Influence American society according to its interprttatlon ofthe Bible. This week two analysts take opposing views on thequestion "Does Moral Majority have a favourable Influence on American society?". of the Cord Weekly? by Meri-Ellen McGoey by Rick Wehrle by Gerald de Jonge pics by Rodger Tschanz The Moral Majority, that bastion ofall that is pure, The policy of Moral Majority is "to create a moral decent andChristian inAmerica is composed ofa group climate in which it is easier for politicians to vote right of religious zealots who are attempting to reform than wrong", according to Ron Godwin, VP at MM's American society along theirown fundamentalist lines. Washington Headquarters. This is certainly a Its effects on American society were graphically favourable objective, providing that their judgements illustrated in the recent Presidential election when it ofright and wrong are correct. My opinion is that they vaulted a right-wing, out of work actor into the are correct (hence my support ofthem), but the issues Henry Kroeker Presidency, while at the same time ousting several are far too numerous to deal with individually so I shall 2ndyear, Geography prominent liberal Democrats from the Senate and the deal with only a few key issues. House of Representatives. The first issue is homosexuality. MoralMajority has One insight into the collectively warped mind ofthis waged a strong battle against a proposed "...to informthe student population horde is its presence in the Senatorial race in South constitutuional ammendment giving homosexual of the activities on campus." Dakota. In this race, the Moral Majority forces threw rights, on the basis that homosexuality is wrong. For theirweight against theincumbent, GeorgeMcGovern. those who believe in the Bible, there should be no The basis for the decision to attack McGovern was his debate. God created for Adam afemalenamedEve, not stand on theabortion issue. McGovern, a manwho has a male named Steve. God destroyed the people and been married to the same woman for over thirty years cities of Sodom and Gomorrrah because of their and has raised a large family was painted by the self- homosexual actions. In the New Testament, it is righteous mob as being "anti-family". Its "pro-family" prophesied that near the end, men will give in to candidate was a fifty-eight year old man whohad never "Unnatural affections"and other social evilswhich are Deßuchie Bible. "Unnatural Liz been married. After all, how much more profamily can condemned throughout the Ist year, Geography you get? affections" does refer to homosexuality, as there is no to suggest any other creatures in nature evidence that "...tp informthe student body ofthe Another example oftheir hypocritical style is found "coming put have a gay minority. The recent of the things going on around the school in their ratings of the members of Congress and the gays fulfilled this prophesy, giving closets" of has and to let the students express Senate. This rating was based on how members voted evidence that Bible is And further the divinely inspired. themselves and their viewpoints to on what the Moral Majority described as fourteen key theBible is then we shouldfollow its if divinely inspired, fellow students and the admini- moral issues. These issuesranged from prayer in public lead and also condemn homosexuality. strative body." schools to the security ofTaiwan (issues onlya redneck Another issue is the ERA, which is a proposed could love!). It then took these ratings and selected amendment (A) to the constitution to give women equal thirty-six congressmen and senators whom it rights (ER). Sounds fair, and onlya male chauvinist pig considered to have a poor "moral voting record". The would be against it, right? WRONG. Two of its leading fact that they issued this sort of list is not surprising opponents _are women, Phyllis Schlaply, head of the considering the mentality ofthose involved, but what is Stop ERA lobby, and the newly-elected senator from Karla Minello interesting and surprising is one particular man who Florida, Republican Paula Hawkins. Why is there such 2nd year, Business was not included on this "hit list". Representative strong opposition to the ammendment from wdmen? Richard Kelly, you'llprobably remember him bestfrom There are two reasons which I shall mention. The his part in theAbscam bribery where he gotcaught with proposal claims there are no discernable differences "...to disseminate information his mitts in the cookie jar, was given a 100 per cent between men and women. As anyone with eyes can concerning the social and academic rating. Need I say more? observe, this is assanine, ignorant, and totally stupid. activities of the university. It should It appears that the sole reason for the existanceofthe But that's not the end. It would mean legalizing also publicize current events well in Moral Majority is to act as a political action homosexual marriages; for if a man can marry a advance so that students can organization, aimed at unseatingpoliticians whoreject woman, and there is no difference in the eyes ofthe law participate." their recipe for a righteous republic, a self righteous between a man and a woman, then a man can marry a republic with God, the family, the country and the man. Isn't that a repugnant thought? all, difference, almighty dollar as the cornerstones. The most But that's not either. Ifthereis no then noticeable individual associated with this "New women must be drafted into armed combat which, Christian Right" is Reverend Jerry Falwell. Falwell is considering the emotional and physical differences between a woman and is Brian Fowler the most zealous of the zealots in the Moral Majority. a man, pathetically idiotic. year, Geography With his television programme, the "Old Time Gospel Consider this: anti-abortion has the theological 3rd Hour", he is able to, on a weekly basis, play on the backing of Mormons, Catholics and Evangelical of his weak minded felow zealots. His Protestants, and the anti-abortion lobby outnumbers emotions let the students know what's leadership of this cult is not all that the pro-abortion lobby by a ten million to ninety "...to authoritarian happening. I enjoy reading the different from the authority Khomeini exerts over his thousand count (111:1). Therefore, is wrong both Sports section." dementedflock. Both groups exhibit the same fanatical abortion on a theological humanist to the leader, following their words to the and perspective. And there isino other dedication significant perspective. letter, never or for a selfevaluation doubting pausing or, Consider of examination ofwhere they are going or why.Blind faith some victories MM-backed candidates: can be a dangerous thing when it is given up so freely. Denton in Alabama, Grassley in lowa, Symms in Idaho, East in South Carolina, and ofcourse, President The general attitude held by the Moral Majority is Reagan. Consider some MM-opposed losers: Scott Guest that anyone who disagrees with their ideas is amoral McGovern in South Dakota, Culver inlowa, Church in year,Business and thus less Christian. There is no room for differences Idaho (40 years total ofcongressional experience right 3rd ofopinion inthe theypreach. Also, has there). doctrine Falwell that the major role ofthe made it a sin not to goout and vote (and vote as an "I assume Moral MM has the support of estimated 80,000,000 is to keep the students Majority dictates). If religion is opiateof Cord the the people evangelical Protestants, and enough Americanvoters to informed; everything from student as Marx once said, it appears that those who are aquire those electoral results. MM is right from a board decisions to student supportive of the Moral Majority have definitely theological and humanist perspective. And there is no It's a good paper for overdosed to the point of serious brain damage. other perspective. entertainment. Laurier and serves the students A CERTAIN LACK OF SOLIDARITY well." of Dave doing them a favor. This event was my professors and found most by Van Dyke after last Once again I have been put on for themand they didn't even them quite competent. But Cynthia Benitz disappointed by my fellow have the decency to attend. Makes Thursday's performance I question 3rdyear, Honours Geography integrity. Well I guess graduates and my professors. me wonder ifthey'llattend their own their personal says they have An attempt wasmade in theweeks wedding I have my doubts. Well, that unless the Dean "...to keep thestudentsup to dateon can count gone past to organize a social it's obvious— that these individuals to attend we as students the current happenings in the any future gathering for all the potential cannot be counted on; *I'm not most of them out of school. It gives thestudents a chance that graduates at Laurier and their surprised that many companies are activities. Acknowledge the tact to voice their viewpoints on certain professors from past and current realizing this. I said most, not all and I think we issues. It also helps to develop can count on. years; the 100 Days to Graduation And what happend to our know which ones we school spirit and provides infamous Co-op students, couldn't So when the integrated party for entertainment." Party. the The idea was great, the you find your wayto the MotorInn. third years students comes up at organization fair and the turnout You oftenhearcomplaints about the end of this week, remember thatthe disgraceful. Why was it that after a tension between the co-ops and the professors don't really want to be had alot oftime, regular students. Well here was an there, but that the Dean said they few individuals put AND ME...1 think the Cord Weekly effort and money into the opportunity to bring everyone had to! For those individuals who did provides light reading and keeps the organization of this event that only together and you blew it; badly. I attend orthat had a goodreason not students informed about various 120 out of a potential 280 graduates guess we can count the Co-ops of thanks for your support. You events and activities on and around out ofsome 40 professors were any future activities. too, and 3 proved to me that the hasn't campus. The paper also offers a able to attend? Now to consider our wonderful school away all of your great opportunity for students to Oh the were plentiful, all professors. Obviously not a bit taken enthusiasm. reasons say apathy finds its way become involved in extra-curricular enough to make you "puke". Nrf interested in the students. Either They that heartsof boringpeople. activities. Writing an article is an time, no friends in 4th they are too busy trying to keep a into the money, no special thanks shouldgo excellent way to find out more about year. think that most of the 160 certain image intactor theyconsider I think a I the a certain activity you're interested that didn't will never it a chore to spend one night out of to Dave Gilroy for organizing students attend I in. It also gives you a chance to make money, time or friends! their "hectic" schedules toassociate event and ensuring its success. have any have new friends! are not even bright with the students. think that those who didattend These people you already. enough to realize when someone is I've often had goodrelations with thanked 6 The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 5, 1981 meeting: rather quiet Tuesday Night at the Movie The first board will be reserved for the inter- motion passed. semi-formal. by Norm Nopper Psychology Society's residence The date for the Cliff Erikson Alien request to book Wilfs on Saturday, The concert has been moved ahead from 28 was turned down, since it meeting of the new March March to March 25, a The first that it would not be 26 RMIEI 7&IOPM $2. was was felt Wednesday. As a traditional WLUSU board members appropriate to close the lounge on convened on Sunday, March The gesture of appreciation to the 1. one of the few nights that it is open first halfofthemeeting was basically students ofWLU for theirpatronage for the general student population. SOON: an session; outgoing the Turret, the concert will befree COMING orientation Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday of WLUSU members explained to the to members of this university. nights are reserved for private Bogart Night new regime the workings of the bookings. On March 7, the Turret —^^——^——-^-^—■■——■—— organisation. . ———— But thereafter, the new board got Friday Night down to business, tackling the one Get enumerated and vote! at the Movies important issue of the reimburse- campaign headquarters or ment of those students in residence by Nadine Johnston contact office at 55 Erb St. East. for services lost during the During reading week, you may the electoral custodian's strike. Chip Mcßain put have had the enumerators at your can be found the motionbefore the board, stating door.Ifyou are 18 years oldor over, These phone numbers Humphrey Bogart Nite ads in the that the principal of the matter is a Canadian citizen who has lived in inElections Ontario found Featuring: by contacting important, not money to be Ontario for the past twelve months newspapers or any (411). received, which wouldprobably be a and you received Form 103from the Directory Assistance Angels with Dirty Faces Note that the last to add * trivial amount. President Joe Veit enumerators, you are eligible to vote day your The Big Sleep stated that in his capacity as on March 19 in the provincial name to the voter's list is March 7. President he would put his full election. The returning officer for * support behindthe motion,but fears Enumeration takes place between Waterloo is Peter Dyck (888-7500), Bonus Hit! the possibility of strained relations day 31 and day 26 before an election. and for Kitchener is Joyce between the new board and the This means that the enumerators Davidson. administration. Veit, who must were calling between February 16 To vote, just take your Form present the proposal to University and February 20. Ifthey missedyou, 103(the receipt given to you by the Casablanca President Dr. NealeTayler, said that they would have returned duringthe enumerators), to the poll location "if it sets a precedent, it sets a special enumeration week between designated on that form. * $2.00 Friday February Students are asked to vote in the Admission March 6* 8 p.m. precedent", since it is a big enough 23 and 27. issue to fight over. Kate Harley If you live off campus and your city in which they reside for the voiced concern withthe difficulty of name is not on the voter's list, and longest period of time during the arriving at an exact figure, but the you want it to be, then you should year. Partisan election analysis The Cord requested leaders of the three major political clubs on campus to submit election analyses from their parties' political platform. The Young Liberals did not make a submission. NEW DEMOCRATIC PARTY a decent level of funding for present economic conditions. by Paul Whittaker universities. It should be noted that " The third issue, Medicare The NDP feels that the biggest theLiberals do not mindtuition fees (introduced into Canada by the issues in the provincial election this rising every year with the inflation NDP), is introuble in Ontario due to year are jobs (and the economy in rate, while the P.C.s are the ones funding problems and doctor "opt general), post-secondary education who have allowed post-secondary outs". OHIP premiums are among and medical care. The issue of post education to slide to its present the highest in the country withlower DID YOU MISS secondary education is the one of position. premiums offered in virtually every most interest to students such as The second big issue, jobs, is a other pvoince. Ontarians should be HAVING YOUR ourselves hence I will start with this. very emotional one since such a able to have good and affordable As we all know by now, tuition is large section ofOntario'swork force health care, however some doctors increasing from 10% to 21% for the is unemployed. This should not have have left the OHIP program to go GRADUATION '81-'B2 year. Thisis on topof a7% - been allowed to occur in a province private while others charge overand 17% increase last year. Studies have which has so much going for it. The above what OHIP will pay. The PICTURE TAKEN? shown that it is increasingly difficult Conservatives finally offered to do NDP feels that the universal health for students from lower income something about the economy the care program ofOntariois no longer phone families to goto university dueto the week before the election with the universal and will only get worse ifit high tuition costs. OSAP does not BILD program which seems to be is ignored in upcoming years. really help the lower income nothing more than an election There are many other issues which students since a student is given giveaway. The NDP feels that long should be discussed however space $72.00 per week to live on in a city range economic planning is needed only permits these three. If you which has an actual cost of living to ensure that workers displaced believe that you should vote on he rate of $85.00 per week. from "problem" industries (eg. the basis ofhow a party leader looks and The NDP feels that university auto industry) are retrained for new how he talks thenvote for one ofthe education should be made more jobs.We have too manyexperienced other parties. However if you feel PHOTOGRAPHERS accessible to all students by cutting men sitting doing nothing because that there actually are issues other tuition costs, developing a better the job they held for 15 to 20 years than "leadership" then the NDP 745-8637 OSAP program and by allowing for has suddenly disappeared due to feels that it is the obvious choice. Deadline to be in the yearbookis March 15 PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE PARTY 259KING ST. WEST, KITCHENER by Steve Patten first in job creation;(over 100,00 a to recommendations put forward by With economies struggling in year for the past five years). the Council of Ontario Universities most regions of this continent, Appealing to Ontarians with Committee. polls figures that hit Davis reports recent have shown Ontarians home, Universities will profit from the unemployment rate to surprisingly content with their own Ontario's be funds and joint ventures to be the lowest all themajor economic condition. Nevertheless, it of industrial undertaken with private and public E seems to be the of the states and provinces in the heartland /™ WHfinc ~^\ desire sectors to further managerial skills our wwTrri»\n restaurants opposition to battle the election on of continent, that is all the and increase universities' research f For The Best loved FisfHn the government's region with an economy similar to 1 Town economic record. activities with industry and I FEATURING: A record Bill Davis seems prepared that of Ontario. Davis also points to government. I .11 VariattM ofFish a Chips (including Halibut) and willing to defend. Ontario's per capita income which is I Clam Chowoar B*ck Bacon on a Bur f ■ »Bu-»af»• ■ .on a Bun The Davis defence a second only to oil-rich Alberta. The IDEA Staa*. '>»-*» f mechanism is corportation will 1 o\s/ matter ofsetting the record straight, Why are Stuart Smith's figures undertake joint research and 1 chamoex Acctrrto J~ \ a using somewhat more accurate different from those of the development ventures with the V tjatui:Man $»t ■-•. 1 m Sundaysa Holidayt- figures and delivering a message the government? Perhaps because many private sector; purchase and mu mmmmmm /\— * M patents * electorate already recognizes as the of them come from the Conference license rights; analyse industrial 47»A Albact St. N. Naxt to * Zaftra truth. Stuart Smith continually Board in Canada, a board that when research and development in Parkdaki Waza 885-0500- • WATERLOO attempts to convince people Ontario rated with 20 other economic Ontario; and foster proposed is "tenth and last" in economic forcasters in 1979 came "20th and research centresrelated to autoparts performance in Canada. last". technology, micro electronic FF Between 1970 and 1978 Ontario The Davis government however, development, computer-aided I SAIJIVDERSFLOWERS labour force grew 30.4%, a growth does not wish to intrust the future to design and manufacturing robotics, PLACE above the national average. In past performance and recently, after biotechnology and toxiology. WESTMOUNT employment, Ontario grew 26.6%, months of preparation, released the again above the national average. In Ontario industrial expansion True and accurate figures show manufacturing, over halfofwhich is program called the Board of why the Davis government is willing To to "We Cater Students" already in Ontario, the Davis Industrial Leadership and defend its record and why the government reports a 35.25% Development (BILD). Ofinterest to Ontario people feel they are doing CORSAGES growth, still not tenth or last. Last universities is the IDEA corporation better than tenthandlast. The BILD program lint, OFFFOR STUDENTS year manufacturing investment was (Innovation Development for shows a specific higher in Ontario then any other Employment Advancement). The committment to the future and no 886-6410 province. Ontario remains first in corporation, which has been in the matter how you count that up, it is total gross provincial product and planning for the past year, conforms not tenth and last. The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 5, 1981 7 Chipomania strikes Laurier

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\\\ \\ / 30 KinB St w Bt 30 Main St. N\\ 1 A / Kitchener- * (G) Cambridge ° 579-1750 623.3390 8 The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 5, 1981 Comment TRUDEAU: THE GREAT UNIFIER? by Rick Nigol Liberal view (i.e. Pierre Trudeau's noses" while they pass his For years Pierre Trudeau has view). resolution. The problem, however, dipicted himself as the consummate It must be admitted that Pierre arises when the resolution is much federalist. His dream is of a united Trudeau is undoubtedly a man of more than a simple actofpatriation. Canada not torn asunder by vision (which is rare in politics). The Trudeau package encompasses conflicting regional interests.This is However, his policies and methods over 60 articles, including an exemplified in his constant are resulting in a Canada which is a amending formula and a charter of assertions that Canada must be direct contradiction to his ideal rights. In this lightitcan beseen that more than the "sum of its parts". vision of this nation. Theresults fall the British are being asked to However, with rapidly spreading far short of the desired goals. legislate in areas that are really alienation throughout Canada Keeping this in mind, it can be seen outside their jurisdiction. And as towards thefederal government, one that Trudeau's esoteric notions of a responsible M.P.'s they must also STRATHDEE is forced to ask what Pierre Trudeau national Canadian identity being consider the amount ofsupport the and his party have contributed greater than "the sum of its parts" package has within Canada and MIKE towards this goal. amount to nothing more than whether or not it respects the BY Years in power have led to the shallow exhortations. nation's federal character. PIC development of a somewhat self The Prime Minister is constantly The Prime Minister has warned good marks from the youth delegates atttw righteous attitude within theLiberal dismissing the idea that Canada is a that any questioningofthepropriety Tory leaderJoe Clark received elders war* enamoured. party. With an infusion of smug "community of communities". of his constitutional package by the recant conference. Their laaa arrogance, they feel they have the However, when youstop toconsider British would be tantamount to an natural right to rule. Any the matter, you realize that this is infringement of Canadian strikes again opposition, from, is to be exactly what Canada is. Viewing this sovereignty. However, if we are Clark fever wherever aspect, Chris was quiteimpressedby considered misdirected—if not nation as a "community truely sovereign, why are we of the which were held. heretical. In this waythey have more communities" does not involve the dumping our problems on someone by Mike Strathdee policy sessions She felt that session on "how to or less insulated themselves from espousal of a vision but is an else's lap? In spite of the continuing debate a leadership of the conduct a campaign" which she criticism from both opposition acknowledgement of reality (oh Our constitutional problems over the useful. parties, the provincial governments damn...l think agreeing with dealt with in Canada and Conservative Party, students who attended was particularly lam should be that the gear up the and the Canadian Joe that were Laurier delegates to last Chris stated for public. Clark). Canada alone. Trudeau argues senior convention tended to The federal Liberals have We are a mere 24 million people internal solutions are unattainable weekend's national convention saw the proceedings mastered the art of confrontation strung out over 4,000 miles and 5 because agreement with the the proceedings as being a great overshadow somewhat, but that the youth politics. In a rather belligerent way time zones. Diversity is Canada's Provinces is impossible. In success. important as "a they are willing to "take on" very nature and, as such, translation, this would probably Chris Rol, Marian Shull, Donna convention was to any-body—the Provincial Premiers, regionalism must be accepted as a mean that agreement is not possible Kennedy and Mike Michener went revitalization of committment the the oil companies, the British...etc. fact of life. Canada's regions have on his terms. to Ottawa as delegates to the PC party"'. an Not only is this confrontationalist very different interests, each of When and ifPierre Trudeau ever youth convention, with Blair Theyouth convention included with Conservative approach distasteful but it is not at which must be respected and retires from the political scene, what Connelly attending as an alternate. informal dinner MP's, a banquet by John all a constructive process. The ram- addressed by the central will be his legacy? Will his personal For Donna Kennedy, the address rod method (acting unilaterally, government. It is questionable goal of a united Canada be realized experience was very enjoyable and Crosbie, and was capped off with a support ignoring constructive input, limiting whetherTrudeau's unilateralaction, or will he leave an even more informative. She feels that the tremendous display of for leader Joe Clark, who spoke at the: debate, and threatening closure), forging his constitution, will regionally fractious nation? If convention provided her with "an evening when used to have your position contribute to a revived sense of present trends continue, it seems awareness of what goes on in closing of the convention. prevail by whatever means it takes, nationhood. very likely that regional alienation politics, in a realistic sense". Marion Shull, Michelle Gowek delegates to does not make for lasting trust or During the process, Trudeau will increase and that federal- Donna was impresed by the and John Sisson were goodwill. What it does lead to is really has shown his obsession with provincial relations will be marked degree to which youth delegates the senior convention which started regional alienation, oil cut backs constitutional revision and to what by a high degree ofdistrust and bad were well informed, and able to on Friday. Chris Rol and Peter and the loss ofrespect for thefederal lengths he will go to see it through. faith. Many Canadians may articulate their views. She was quite Chrition attended as alternates. government. The Prime Ministerhas attempted to develope a great deal more pleased at the opportunitywhich the Both Marion Shull and John In the Liberal scheme there is no portray the- British as nasty allegiance to their provincial convention provided to "meet other Sisson expressed the view that the room for the massaging of imperialists and it has been clearly governments than to Ottawa. Canadians with the same goals as policy workshops which they competing interests. Consession, determined that he lied to Margaret Pierre Trudeau continues to ask yourself. She said that it is not attended were very important as a compromise and subtle diplomacy Thatcher withrespect to theinternal "who will speak for Canada?" He often that occasions come up which forum for delegates to express their are hard to come by. There is little support he has for his package. likes to thing that he alone does. "I. allow her to meet others from views. effort to ameliorate and divisions The fate of history has made the Unfortunately, the Prime Minister Newfoundland, New Brunswick and John Sisson felt that there was accentuated rather than smoothed British a party to this whole fails to realize thatthis country is not all other areas of the country perhaps not enough tme allocated over. The one perspective that takes complicated debate. Trudeau has inhabited by 24 million Pierre including British Columbia for policy discussions, given the precedence ' amount of material on the agenda. above all others is the asked British M.P.'s to "hold their Trudeaus. Donna also served as a hostess at both the Youth Convention and the Laurier delegates were very much Cam Davis Civic Centre on Friday evening, supportive of Joe Clark's situation resolved for now where whe helped to ensure order leadership, and were quite surprised Sonya by Ralph The concept of the "roll-over" upward mobility the profes- r will where she helped to ensure order by the number of people who voted An agreement has been reached in position is only vaguely understood not move his/her family to during the voting procedure. for a leadership review. In thewords past weeks overthepossible rehiring by those concerned. It is not another major urban centre. The Chris Rol was another youth of one delegate, everyone "seemed of Dr. Cam Davis, a sociology mentioned in the Faculty commuting professor may be delegate who greatly enjoyed the to take the vote in stride" and professor here at Laurier. Students Association manual, in which the established and Dr. Davis convention/Aside from the social continued to enjoy the convention. who were concerned about a conditions ofworkare specified. Dr. comments on this role in saying, "I "quality education", petitioned for Davis said, "the roll-over position have to question the degree of lengthening the teaching position, would be definedbeforea contract is committment a commuting Things go better with Pepsi! but the administration has only offered and should be professor will have to the by Meri-Ellen McGoey taken to national events like the offered acontract viableuntil July 2, thoroughly discussed by all university." The between Pepsi and CNE and bathtub races to further 1981. concerned faculty, students, senate For the future, Davis says he is "war" has been going on for develop credibility. This also While not many professors are and board of governors." "pursuing every avenue that is open Coke about five years. reinforced the underlying and being offered tenure due to unstable Davis mentioned a new social to me interms ofsecuring a job.I am recurring theme that "people's enrollment patterns, the policy phenomenon which may result from looking for a job that goes beyond Last week, the Marketing Association a tastes are changing". changes imposed by the the "roll-over" position. With only a one year, or I don't have to sign one hosted seminar by contracts my Pepsi on how battle is The final stage is ;the one we see administration and the Senate one year contract and no chance of year all life." the going. Tenure Policy Committee have Don Nose, Assistant Product presently on T.V. It is aimed at brought about some disagreement. Manager for Pepsi brand discused increasing support in young age- The term "roll-over", meant to Enumeration on campus the strategy behind the Pepsi groups as well as the older describe a which Campaign. Five years ago, Pepsi generation. position changes by Nadine Johnston "Actually more than we've had departments according to how the had 12%-14% of the soft drink The commercials show people some years." market whil To passing by Coke machines in enrollment fluctuates, poses A special Coke held 20-22%. enumeration was set up The enumerators had previously increase Pepsi's market share, preference of Pepsi, and so on. problems for both" students and on campus for the Laurier resident sat in the Concourseone day during company During these five years, Coke faculty. students. adopted the following Reading Week. They managed to strategy. adopted several counter-strategies. Dr. Davis' contract exemplifies This booth was enumerate only enumeration two students. The first stage was to introduce They introduced "Challenge the situation of these 'special organized by Dyck, returning Ifyou live inresidence Peter and are not people to the Pepsi Challenge. It was spoofs" which tried to weaken the conditions' being written into the officer for Waterloo. The booth enumerated, agreement. His condition is that was you can become believed that by holding these credibility of the Pepsi Challenges. he set up in the dining on eligible to never be offered another one year hall vote by contacting challenges two important messages The result was to actuially Monday.February 23 4:30 campaign headquarters contract at WLU. Davis said from to or the would be to strengthen Pepsi's grip on the "I'm 7:00 p.m. office. conveyed the public. glad to have a jobbut intermsofjob electoral (Telephone Firstly, that people's tastes market by drawing attention to the The enumerators received numbers are security it falls a bit short of 92 are available in Elections changing Coke to Pepsi, Challenge. Perhaps the most little my names in total. This number is Ontario ads in from and newspapers and at secondly, the challenge was effective strategy was the price cuts ideal". "about average" says Mr. Dyck. Directory Assistance.) that a Students and members of more newsworthy event. People started to Coke initiated. This affected the than a few faculties were offended talk about the challenge and this bottlers ofPepsi, but the effectswere that they were not included on a increased brand awareness. soon remedied by the increased sales decision which involves such a Hire yourself an employer The next stage was to continue of Pepsi. major change in policy. developing credibility. By using Has the Pepsi Campaign been more "real" successful? has Dr. Davis said, "I think that the The Canada Employment Students may also drop in to the people (ie. ordinary Their market share Centre to Administration shouldwork farther for Students will be holding Canada Employment Centre for citizens as opposed to celebrities) it risen 20% 22% for Pepsi versus was people 22% for- down the road in terms of deciding registrations at Students at its temporary locationat believed that would start 24% Coke. now philosophies Wilfrid Laurier to realize that Roger- Sales for and department University on Wednesday, March 15 Duke Street East in Kitchener. people (like Moser, Manager themselves) were switching trom Kitchener Beverages, the needs". He went on to suggest thata 11. Temporary hours are 8:30 a.m. to said at to Pepsi. the advertising 3-5 year projected analysis be Students interested in finding 4:30 p.m. on Mondays and Fridays, Coke This stage lasted one meeting that year. campaign has really sales implemented as at the University of part-time or summer employment and 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. from increased Waterloo, next two stages so professors and are invited to visit Anne Stuart and Tuesday to Thursday. The were designed in this area. students will know if the position Karen McCargar in the Concourse For further information for the Canadian market. Initially, Bob Jackson, Ontario Regional phone the will exist more than six months between 8:30 a.m. and 1:00p.m. 579-1550 extension 301. Pepsi Challenge was conducted Manager, agreed that the campaign before the contract is dissolved. on a one-to-one basis and gradually had really been successful. The Cord Weekly. Thursday March 5. 1981 9 Iran: the revolution commemorated

Reprinted Imprint from not by Julie Lynne Joyce basis for his apparently pro-Iranian part of anti-Iranian, CIA-generated actions to the efforts of the United will pursue any formal action stance toward the propaganda. States and the CIA. against the Canadian government. "Long live hostage-taking the Islamic struggle of incident. Carlson at Commenting on "Canadians have already suffered Iran!" Rather, Carlson says that dealt length with the the current Iran- Such was thecry ofmore than his support for Iranian metaphysical implications Iraq war, the Charge d'Affaires said enough"Adeli stated, "by reducing one Iranian The struggle of the student at an Islamic- stems from the Iranian peoples' revolution. He quotedthe Ayatollah that Iranians see the war as another themselves to American ethical Muslim Students' Association "involvement Khomeni as saying CIA-sponsored against standards". conference with their hearts and "power resides plot Iran. held a week ago deep dedication to their Islamic in the integrity of one's The Iraquis, he said, are not thereal Adeli also noted that Iran does Saturday at UW. cause." Islam, he says, has put consciousness and actions", and aggressors. Rather, the aggressors not feel that it has violated any The conference, which "poetry in the hears of the continued by describing the seven are the "Superpowers" and the CIA. international laws in the hostage commemorated the second Iranian people". aspects of martyrdom as an integral Adeli-expressed the opinion that taking incident. Rather, Iran feels anniversary of the establish- Distributed during the meeting part of Islamic belief. Iran will eventually win the war that it was justified in its actions ment ofthe Islamic Republic ofIran, were copies of Carlson's "Open The second speaker of the against Iraq because while Iraq is because it was adhering to "natural featured guest author Robin Letter to the Former American evening, Iranian Charge d'Affairs being supplied with arms by the laws" that the Americans had Carlson from the University of Hostages". In the letter, Carlson Dr. Adeli, outlined some of the "Superpowers", Iran isreceiving aid violated. These natural laws were British Columbia and Dr. M.H. called for the hostages to "resist events in Iran thatled to thehostage from the divine power of God. deemed superior to international Adeli, Iranian Charge d'Affairs to some of the efforts of their taking. Adeli termed it, the capture Adeli attributed the success ofthe law, said Adeli. Ottawa. debriefing". of"the nest ofspies",and stated that Islamic revolution to the dedication Neither Adeli nor Carlson see the Professor Carlson, who is the Carlscm says he makes the call various plots to suppressthe Iranian of the people to the power of God. possible death of Ayatollah of author two books on the Iranian because he believes that debriefingis people were developed; these he Despite hard economic times, war, Khomeni as a threat to the crisis, is most notable for his depriving the militant students of attributed to the CIA. He further and condemnation by the world continuation of the Islamic seventeen dayvisit to Iran during the "any kind of dignity or moral charged the CIA and the community, Adeli said that revolution in Iran. Both expressed hostage incident. At this time, persuasiveness". "superpowers" with the infiltration "Iranians are willing to fight to the the belief that Khomeni's Carlson was granted permission to In his letter, Carlson describes the of various agitation groups into death for their beliefs". He said the death wouldprove to be a unifying enter the embassy where the physical appearance ofthe hostages Iran. Iranian people are willing to "fast" force within Iran. In conclusion, hostages were being held. Inside the at time of their release last Adeli stated that while Iran is and be "martyrs"in order to win Professor Carlson noted that "if the embassy tbe Carlson interviewed the month, as "bright and healthy". aware that the United States is not their struggle. cosmic timing of Khomeni's death alleged head ofthe militant students, This, Carlson contends, illustrates responsible forall the problems that Commenting on Canada's role in was right, it wouldcontribute to the identified only as Mohammed. that stories of the hostages' Iran has faced, the Iranian people the rescue of several American poetry of the Islamic revolution". Commenting on his experience in mistreatment while in captivity are prefer to attribute all anti-Iranian hostages, Dr. Adeli said that Iran Iran, Carlson is quick to deny that the militant students provided the FINEST QUALITY TOBACCO LETTERS from letters page 4 description, Chief Electoral Officer). Therefore, possibly it is the responsibility of the Board of Directors to examine this type of PLEASE issue in detail inorder toformulate a regulation that would deal with this form ofcampaigning should it arise Sincerely, Kate Harley V.P. WLUSU V-P THANKS I would like to express my sincere YOURgELF thanks to those students who supported my candidacy in the February 10th WLUSU election. With this mandate I will continue to represent the student's interests and concerns. A special thanks is extended to those who helped in my campaign. The support and encouragement you offered was greatly appreciated. Again to the students, 'thank you' and I am sure that together we can make 1981 a successful year. Sincerely, Sincerely, Kate Harley Vice-President-Secretary WLUSU WANTED Books & Records for the 17th Used Book Sale ofK-W Canadian Federation of University Women. 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None of their Through heavy southern accents, hours of dedicated hard work have in a lead dramatic role. many successes has changed the paid off for W.L.U. music students Tennessee like dress, and a simple set, the Irishmen. Cott still reads "Horse in the form of an excellent music surprisingly effective Sam's role was well conceived by BOOMTOWN RATS rather chilly audience was invited to and Hound", Fingers still wears drama production. both of the singers. One could truly last, pyjamas all the and Briquette witness the reveling truths in us all At long the eagerly awaited time, The two act opera by U.S. believe the compassion and yet is still only 55". But atleast they that lie .in this tragic work. new album "Mondo Bongo" and can composer CarlisleFloyd is anaward violent nature of the man, his new be single "Banana Republic", the themselves without anyone winning musical drama that looks The first real development in the emotions eventually getting the wondering if Cott is a class followup to the CRIA certified snob, into a conflict between 18 year old story' is when Susannah, bathing better of him. Fingers a sleep fetishist platinum "The Fine Art of and Susannah Folk and hersurrounding nude is seen by the elders of the Briquette an overgrown roles Surfacing" Lp is ready. And one Polish southern baptist community. church, and they demand a public Both of the other lead listen will prove to you that it was dwarf. apology from her. The alienation required some refined acting, with worth the wait. The album was Casting is always a problem in between the two parties grows until one engrossed in the endoctrinating recorded at Ibizia Spain, and ORCHESTRAL MANOUVERS small operatic productions. therecently arrived villagepreacher, ways of a southern preacher while this produced by Tony Visconti whose However, in particular in his attempts to "help" her, takes the other involved in the simplicity In just over a year, production, and incredible list of production credits prof. David Falk advantage of her in the "worst sort of a pubescent boy. Dale Mieske ORCHESTRAL MANOUVERS IN succeeded in offering include David Bowie's smash Lp, associates of way". The drama turns tragic provided the leadership necessary to THE DARK have been catapulted everyone an opportunity to "Scary Monsters". when her brother, Sam, kills the make his role a dominant force in ' into the foreground of the music perform. Said Visconti: "I feel lucky to scene the U.K. Theirs is an preacher. The village once again the opera. Giesbrecht amazed us in in Donna have worked with Bowie and then achievement, Soprano's Trifunovich blames Susannah for "sins" they his believable interpretation of this outstanding especially and Irene shared the lead immediatly work with the if the fierce Neufeld have brought against themselves. innocent tattletale-like kid. one considers role (Susannah) in Friday and BOOMTOWN RATS. They were competition that exists in general, The irony and the Saturday evening performances raw emotion of this two highly creative projects one and in particular the current story is particularly apt to Perhaps a drawback to music respectively. Completing the solo musical after the other. I feel that the Rats preoccupation of British punters drama. It is a bonus for local is its confusing paradoxical nature. cast was Baritone Dale Mieske (an It is extremely melodramatic and are the best group (as opposed to a and media with the resurgence of audiences to hear an authentic evangelist) tenor Dennis borders, on on single artist) thatI have ever worked heavy metal, as well as the chronic and jproduction of a contemporary occasion, silliness. with." Giesbrecht(little bat). problem of breaking in a new opera, sung in english. Maybe even in the "BANANA This lead cast, as well as other back fifties REPUBLIC", album-all of which has-put Donna Trifunovich people that this penned by Bob Geldof and Pete soloists and chorus presented a well Soprano realized music ORCHESTRAL MANOUVERS I seemed to handle the difficult resembled shmaltsy is a Reggae balanced and thoroughly a musical more Briquette, catche up against tremendous odds. "character with relative than serious opera. Musical drama number already a monster convincing performance of the Susannah is which is In spite of those odds, they Her flexabilities made up indeed correct smash Europe and has sold wellin seldomly staged work. Much of this ease. vocal terminology for this in already have two albums to their her occasional acting work that might lack of half a million copies. It authenticity coming from the expert for subtleties, but excess credit which have been certified inadequacies. Irene Neufeld's that gets its messageacross a onlytook threeweeksfor thesongto direction of Thomas Schweitzer, in most silver in the U.K.; theirself-titled but Susannah was also well presented; direct and troubling way. climb to the top 3 position in the efforts as well as their latest LP, musical director for Raffi Armenian U.K. charts and if theirpast record "Organisation", which was in Canada is any indication, it reviewed a couple of weeks ago. In should not take very long here fact, "Organisation", is veryclose to Copeland Plays Benefit KWSO either. In fact, Canada is theRats' gold status an achievement Famous Hungarian pianist Lili best performing territory the in indubitable spearheaded by the Kraus will perform with the world, and was first to go platinum legitimate top ten hit single, "Enola Concert Kitchener-Waterloo Symphony "The Fine ofSurfacing".The for Zimbabwe; on Art Gay". Orchestra, Saturday and Sunday, controversial single "I like Don't ORCHESTRAL MANOUVERS by Cathy Drummond March 7 and 8 at The Centre in the Mondays" from theLp was a smash have their for Zimbabwe reconstruction further augmented profile Toronto jazz pianist and singer Square. The program will include in Canada and was certified goldbe projects. ' in England via a series of sold out Beverly Glenri-Copeland will per- Mozart's Piano Concerto in D CRIA Some projects, such as tours. form a benefit concert for Minor, X.466 and Bruckner's "BANANA REPUBLIC" is as agricultural a "Enola Gay",thefirst single to be reconstruction at Con- training' school and Symphony 7 in E. Tickets cost innovative and daring as any song Zimbabwe project to supply tractorsto thewar No. released by the band in Canada, is a Grebel College, Westmount $10.00 $12.50 from the going today! Says Geldof: "...it rad torn north, will a $7.50, and isn't fascinating combination of catchy Road North, on Friday March 13 at build viable a radically different song in the agricultural sector. Others will Centre box office,578-1570. pop melodies coupled with 8 pm. general context of improve The Canadian Chamber rock music, but intelligent, incisive lyrics which go People acquainted with the Zimbabwean women's for us it is very different". centres Ensemble will return to much deeperthan afirst listenmight ofapartheid in Africa and information-sharing Obviously, when you look at horrors South networks, and by teaching Harbourfront on Sunday, March 8 what's indicate. the of a similar sewing happened therecord in Europe, happily greeted end (in for a performance in the popular with Enola Gay was the name of the regime in skills Africa, sewingand tailoring their fans have not been White supremist "Bach Brunch" series. The program plane which delivered total last March. are traditionally male occupations). disappointed. neighbouring Rhodesia will include Telemann's Concerto devastation with the atomic bomb not Ms. Glenn-Copeland, described The Boomtown Rats But political independence did for 3 trumpets, 2 oboes, strings, have come a on Hiroshima during the second immediately solve all the new as "a dynamic personality" and "a long way from their beginning in world war. very talented musician" by those timpani, organ and bassoon; Dun Laoghaire, the unpronounc- nation's problems: Zimbabwe had Vivaldi's Concerto in A for Piccolo; ORCHESTRAL MANOUVERS had to correct generations of who saw her perform at the able centre of culture from where J.S. Bach's Brandenburg Concerto IN THE DARK not only deliver discriminatory practices against the University of Waterloo two years they came. At first the six Rats, Bob proved popular both jazz No. 4; Albretchtsberger's Concerto accessible pop material but also majority African population, as well ago, has in for Geldof (lead vocals), Johnny music circles. Tickets Alto Trombone; Telemann's create something farfrom the usual repair the tremendous damage and women's Fingers (keyboards), Gary as or Concerto for 2 horns and strings, Roberts avant garde sounds one would by seven years of war. for her performance are $4, $3.50 (guitar), Gerry Cott (guitar), Pete done and Sphor's Nonet. Tickets cost expect from an electrical band. or- for WPIRG or Federation of Briquette (bass), Crowe Several Kitchener-Waterloo $7.00 for brunch and the concert, or Simon "Stanlow", the last cut on the LP including the Students members, andareavailable (drums), and Manager Fachtna ganizations, Waterloo $5 for the concert only. Brunch is a very non-pop syphonic poem Public Interest Research Group from WPIRG and theFederation of O'Kelly were like seven dwarfs in which impressively at the University begins at 11:30a.m. and the concert indicates the (WPIRG), Canadian University Students of begins search ofSnow White. Nowthey sell talent and ability of this band. On Waterloo, and from Global one hour later, in the Service Overseas (CUSO), K-W Brigantine 235 millions of records every year and the second side is a catchy tune Community Centre, 94 Street Room, Queen's and the GlobalCommunity Queen West. Call are one of the top concert draws all called "Almost". ■> Oxfam South, Kitchener. Quay 416-869-8412 for Centre, are currently raising money ticket information and reservations.

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TSCHANZ RODGER BY PIC Herb Epo Dave Wilcox performs his bluesy rock for the Turret crowd. Turret: Blues Enclave? Liberaliser to Laurier students; the audience at by Jerry Zeidenberg "Making music is like making Turret persistently shouted-out Waterloo North love you've got to take your the requests for Wilcox's songs, such as time,"—declared Wilcox, who then David Wilcox is...well, let's say "Walking Stick," and "Alligator in entered into al5minuterendition of eccentric. Backed-up by a drummer the Bathtub." and Wilcox some "Bad Apple," replete with Experienced Leadership bassest, played his very bluesy rock at the Turret last witticisms, being sure to take With the appearance of the a short Thursday. (That, of course, is time. Downchild Blues Band only MPP Waterloo North 1977-81 last • nothing extraordinary.) But, he Wilcox has beenplaying for years, while ago, and David Wilcox • Mayor of Waterloo 1975-77 accompanied his talented guitar and has performed in many styles. week, some students are wondering • Alderman, Waterloo 1967-74 work with losts of comedic Those of you from Toronto might whether the Turret is on its way to gesticulations of hands, face, and remember him from his long-haired becoming a "blues enclave." The body, all of which added an aura of days, as the leader of the now fact that performances of this type zany light-heartedness to the defunct, rag-time-playing Teddy are playing to full crowds implies Re-Elect Herb Epp evening of hard-edged blues-rock. Bears. He is apparently well-known that many are all for the idea. and keep him workingfor you! Liberal Headquarters The famous Citizen Kane 65 University Avenue, East been University Square Plaza, Waterloo 886-6230 by Jerry Zeidenberg "Hearst" gets inWelles' filmaroused The WLU Film Society has brought into existence to answer to We need your help Phone to Volunteer a great deal of controversy when it — Many years before Orson Welles was first released; for today'sviewer, the student community's demandfor began promoting the virtues of the controversy may have disap- classic films (films which are, California wines, he was an enor- peared, but ThomasKane remains a unfortunately, seldom screened in mously influential movie director. compelling film character. Waterlooor Kitchener). Citizen Kane, his best known work, Also of note is the highly was shown atLaurierlast weekby the innovative camera-work. For ex- In the future, famous movies will WLU Film Society. ample, shotstaken atsharpangles — be shown every second Wednesday, Kane is famous on several counts. such as one filmed with the camera at 7 p.m., inroom 2E7,freeofcharge. First, for its depiction ofthe opulent, placed close to Kane's heel—abount On March 11, be sure to see The yet tortured, life of a newspaper in themovie.Tobe sure,CitizenKane Vacation of Mr. Hulot,' a brilliant magnate, loosely based on William possesses rare visual and dramatic French comedy (with English sub- fjKINGSWAY T Randolph Hearst. The treatment strengths. titles). I RESTAURANT! 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Licensed wine and beer for Fully licensedat24 Charles St. W. inKitchener. Major credit cardsaccepted. For Corner ofKing and William St*. [Be 11 takeout or reservations phone 579-1760 JJ I B—lde the Ponut Castle The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 5, 1981 13 Dynamic Duo Deliver Despite Odds York University • Faculty of Fine Arts While a wet, wintry night "Pulling Mussels from a Shell"), teasing the crowd relentlessly by combined with the intimidating introduced by SQUEEZE by calling alternating between fast and slow Summer Studies in Fine Arts quality of the Garden's mammoth on the audience to stand up and let pieces, sensing the right moment to June 29 August cavitywouldhardly seem to describe loose. The audience was very play cards from his varied to 7,1981 the ideal backdrop to an enjoyable receptive to this offer, thus setting deck,while at all timesremaining in Intensive studio courses at various levelsof expertise In Dance, evening of new wave/pop, the effect the tempo for the remainder of the complete control. Film. Music, Theatreand VisualArts. (Credit and non-credit) affair, of such details was certainly not with the band and audience In Italy: of Italy; Early on he perched himselfat the Florence, Studies In theArt and Architecture apparent when Britains' Elvis rollicking together to a spirited May 24 to June 15 and/or June 14 to July 6. Costello (and the Attractions) and conclusion. stage'sedge, gesturing to thosein the farreaches of the darkened arena Squeeze (on the last leg of their The band returned moments later in JOIfTuSI For further information, brochure and application current North American tour) to a well-deserved a desperate plea to give birth to a form, contact: Summer Studies, Faculty of Fine encore and warmth of Arts, York University, Downsview (Toronto), descended upon a Metro Toronto treated the crowd ofroughly 10,000 communication from among the virtual sea offaces. Later, Ontario, Canada M3J IP3 audience on Feb. 9. to one final tune, Telephone(416) "Goodby Girl" he a mass 667-3615 Both had come to display their before yielding the stage to ELVIS invited to gather at the same edge, praising goods to a largely uninitiated body COSTELLO. them for their exuberance and of fans, and this they did There is an expression that "one's demanding to know they wantedto so could masterfully, delivering a reputation precedes you" what hear he punchy and in the play if for them. blend of musical proficiency and case of ELVIS COSTELLO this skillful performance. certainly has been true, but in a To polish the picture the band SQUEEZE took to centre stage negative sense. Since Elvis first utilized a patterned but not overly first, and it was evident from the appeared as a new wave pioneer in indulgent light show, an effect not r~~"~ outset that they were not the typical 1977, he has continually been used simply for its shock appeal but YELLOW SUBMARINE "warm-up" band that plays an described as a rather nasty fellow, as apoised dramatic technique. And King Street North, obligatory set before the headliner largley due to asingle incidentwhich to top everything the performance 47 Waterloo Large but rather a thoroughlyprofessional occurred in '79 involving certain peaked at the absolute perfect Monday Special- Nuclear unit capable of making a stance in derogatory comments made about lmoment(almost like a well- their own right. The Ray Charles (which earned Elvis a Regular $2.25 for $1.80 five-member contrived novel) with Squeezes' Special- band clipped its way through a nifty broken arm) but in a general way guitarist joining Elvis on stage for a Noon 12 1 p.m. collection of tunes predominately related to his displayed indifference Ringing, guitar playing duet during Large &- Soft (from their highly successful (and towards unappreciative crowds the first encore; and the second even Submarine Drink most recent) LP "Argy Bargy", (especially true ofL.A. where in '79 surpassing the first with Costello Regular $2.45 for$2.00 while rounding out their program he cut a concert short after only40 and the Attractions pulling all stops 10% OFF FOR ALL BTUOfeNTS (ip«c*af* not tadudrt) with numbers from 79's "Cool for minutes for this very reason). with a dynamic version of; Delivery: Thure, Fri, and Set after fcOO pm. Cats" and some new compositions Fortunately, this tour has been "Watching the Detectives". (from their new album-due for witness to a reformed Costello who CALL 886-4662 release in March); All of these were proved his new integrity by opening All in all, SQUEEZE and ELVIS handled with record perfect his '81 tour in L.A. by greeting the COSTELLO turned in a first rate, with Squeeze precision andfeatured strong vocals fans with "It's great to be back in effort, shining in the musical end of and crafty keyboard woric. Los Angeles", (and played for over things and Costello Particularly notable were a two hours). proving himself the model powerful trio of songs about It was an Elvis Costello of similar perfromer; acombination whichwill midway through the performance, temperment who strode on stage in undoubtedly ensure that any future visits by the pair will be all from "Argy Bargy" (Farfisa Toronto and proceeded through » received iwith open arms by Torontonians. Beat", "Another Nail in my Heart", beautifully paced 90 minute show, Segarini So What Really is OFFCAM? Friday ' WLU seems to contain an infinite met through the Student Success club. He sees no reason why the Downchild Blues Band number of clubs, societies and club Program developed by WLU's could not potentially be the largest organizations which are continually Saturday .fjcv.'nselHng Services _yia a student organization ever at WLU aiding special events or meetings. "' A questionnaire during Pre- since u«k. ..ae giouprepresenting the Cluttered bulletin boards display issued l Registration. Through discussions, largest of posters advertising of chunk the student Goddo bold all kinds a concensus wasreached whereby "a population. He agrees that first- and this paper information, keeps need definitely exists for the creation year, off-campus Next Week i you as to students often feel informed the nature of of both a and practical out during Orientation One group social left Week, their activities. new that organization specifically for and thus may feel you probably haven't stu- that they are not Herman & Hermans on heard of is dents not living in residence." an integral part of the University but this name will OFFCAM, soon OFFCAM believes that students community. OFFCAM could be to of groups England added the list student living any away WLU channel the immense resources tour from actively functioning distance from here. are usually the last ones to know available through local off-campus Actually, OFFCAM doesn't even about student-organized events, students and provide a great exist However, an enthusiastic yet. functions, WLUSU,and manyother stimulus to WLU spirit through Coronet group of first-year students are potentially valuable services. Often, identity. , currently involved in setting up the off-campus students are literally Currently, OFFCAM is in the! organization in time for next year's Hotel isolated from the process ofdeveloping Motor Week activities. The social side of this a constitution! Orientation campus and mayactuallybe envious and will apply for status as a 871 Victoria St North. Kitchener group 1 of seven students believe that of those living in residence. Thus, recognized WLU club as soon as many first and second-year students thej 744-3511 OFFCAM is seen as the solutiontoa groupfeels it is strong enough to dot living off-campus strongly want a silent dilemma among a majority of so. you have any input into special club associated with If this'l students. idea, please feel free to contact themselves, just as the Tamiae The steering committee of this Brenda Straus at extension 308, Economics Association, Society, group has already met with Dean Counselling Services, Student and Drama Clubare associated with Nichols and he has expressed strong Services Centre. their respective interests. support for the formation of the OFFCAM's organizers initially wj imf£% Advanct Tickets vj f fXI available in than Canadian Exhibit At UW Arts Centre WLUSU offtca. A retrospective collection of the Tractor", "Isolde and Cow", and Council recipient for travel and internationally-known Nova Scotia "Nude on the Dartmouth Ferry". study in Germanyin 1970. Later, he artist ROGER SAVAGE will be According to AGNS Assistant was included in notable exhibitions shown in the UW Arts Centre Curator, Patrick Condon Laurette, in eastern, central, and northern Galleryfrom February 19 to March who organized the exhibition, the Europe. 9> IS. This is a cross Canada tour ofan survey reveals an artist in the true The exhibition reveals the presents " exhibition organized by the Art line of maritime regionalism that is Savage pattern of production in his * Gallery of Nova Scotia. The inspired by the surreal impact oflife mixed media paintings of Thursday . exhibition consists of forty five at the limits, while aspiring to miscellaneous subjects; Nova Scotiaj paintings, prints, and drawings by universal or abstract concerns. The watercolour landscapes; serigraphs the Liverpool, N.S artist and have understated Savage style, expressed of lucid subjects of everyday life been selected from the original generally through a lightweight distilled in a poetry both flat and S.A.M. Board exhibition ofeighty works that were media vehicle, Mr. Laurette says, round; and highly finished large shown at the AGNS during sometimes has deceived the more scale drawings ("paintings in, September-October, 1979. Included fashionable observer as to the pencil") of increasing, yet strictly fantasy themes. The D.J. in the cross-Canada tour selection is import of the works. structured, a multi-media painting entitled Roger Savage is a 38-year old pictorial ideas of this Nova Scotia1 Admission is Free "Approach" which is part of the native of Windsor, Ontario who artist proceed trom the portrait 10 permanent collection of the UW grew up in Halifax, where he the vegetable through a set of (Good Brothers Cancelled) that attends to both the Arts Centre Gallery and was lent attended the Nova ScotiaCollege of metaphors to the exhibition. Art and Design as a young mechanical and fertile, the ominous Rogery Savage, commissioned adolescent after demonstratinga gift and the hopeful, signs of our Coming Soon: designer of the Royal Canadian for drawing. His formative art civilization's status. Mint 1978 gold proof coin, which school studies were taken at Mount The UW Arts Centre Gallery is represents twelve Canada Geese in Allison University, Sackville, New located in the Modern Languages LADY building, formation flight as a symbol of Brunswick, with Ted Pulford and University of Waterloo Canadian unity, is best known as a Alex Colville. He has exhibited and is open Monday to Friday, 9 am serigraphy master printer through internationally from New York to to 4 pm and on Sundays from 2 to 5 b S 8 w^s, aflnpu- jsTrea. «uch» fwqrte as* »o*Qlpek., Ifaw,Zealand *o4 a.Canada 14 The Cord Weekly Thursday March 5, 1981 UNCLASSIFIED CLASSIFED Q Q To Orville, C Life and Times of the Jam UJ Body Heat beats House Heat anytime and with you it is anytime. VaTJJ77 McCartney role in the band. The ; influenced by is Paul by GregBrown ■ Hammond. fact that Bruce was originally a lead Affectionatly nicknamed 'Pute' by Scout Travel Agency wishes to announce the purchase ofanew three- 2 car. It's a compact four-cylinder that can get lost anywhere on guitarist shows in the way his hard Paul Weller and once descrived by »*J was born lives in C/) less than a tankofgas. Tryit out,you'll neverforget.Also while you're Paul Weller and bass lines are more melodic than him as "the tightestperson I've ever hi Woking, as do all members pick up one of Scout's brand new Waterloo County Road Maps, hj England they hare harmonic. Attending the met". Rick enjoys playing live the it, The Jam. He didn'tcome from a ' it has roads on it that have never been built before as wellas valuable of Jam: school as Paul, he was in local most, though the band still adheres 7tinformation on how determine the longest way to your destination. CJ particularly musical family though bands of little significance before ,,to their original principle of -2 he taught himself \o play the guitar joiningThe Jam. At the timepf the remaining British-based. Rick: "It'd Tim and Jane, WE hear you. pj and piano at 14. Having attended band's first London dates, Bruce be nice to break the States butyou'd Sheerwater County Secondary working a printer inWoking for so it'd Mr. John's trip to Ottawa: p""" was for be away long and take so Q School where the first prototype of and he designed the period America wouldn't you say 'alcoholism. Sure you can. Try. bands long any how. fjjCan the band was formed in lunchtime piece logo. Bruce is also self-taught have that good an influence on our practise sessions, he left and was and has playing guitar and always an Look out Ernst, the Vermin are on their way./** been music and there's employed variously as a hod carrier bass since was now 24. to we >»■«. Reverend Sausy *mm he IS. He is obligation play here. If were ' and windowcleaner on building sites He has written several of the band's away say for a year then people Dodo: with his father John whobecame the most popular compostions would miss out on our materialand C/j hi groups manager. jjIf it's not/yourbirthday why were you blowing up green balloons last 111 including "Carnaby Street" and that wouldn't be fair on them. % Thursday? W Having an early preference for They'd be wanting to see us". and singers Smokey but *"J Mungcake f*S Mbtown like "Smithers and Jones" denies Though the band says they are Robinson and Otis Redding, Paul there is ever any competition about >* unconcerned withtheir singles Rick Can you say 'Leaderless'. Sure you can. The Torys can. How about j""' developed ataste for modimage and whose material gets performed has said that he did notreally want a duck. J> music around the early seventies. Bruce: "There is a view thatPaulis a Number One. "Once you get a one-man band but none ofus agree Do realize that none types phones "Around the start of the seventies I Number One what do you do next? you ofthe six of on the cover ofthe fyj with that.There is ah innerstrength new phone book has a cord It's Communist plot. It also has was fed up with glitter and things You just try for another and so visible? a jjjjj that keeps us together. We know it fascinating the phone like that I just looked at books and goes on. You just endup writingfor Q McLuhanistic implications about fact that the J*J internally we are a unity and wants some films and became interested that the public at large". Just goes to r,, company to suppress the fact that its phones are not totally [■« in that is what So when mobile and are still attached by a cord. First prize publication in mods as something different. I matters". it show how things changed 2 of h*« can't comes sohgwriting happyto have say I anything about it at to he is doesn't it? this newspaper for the best essay submitted on this topic. remember take a second-in-command role. As ft the timeit was happening I because go is of was justtooyoung". Combining the far as musical influences he With the release of their new course also a fan of fj'To all those LSM'ers...don't forgetto remembernot to remind Weasel «C, inner city good looks of Motown, album "Sound Affects", and the Townsend . says to forgetthat hehasto bring donuts. Anyway, helikely wouldn'tas his f*S and Daltrey especially Stevie Wonder, and success of their sell out 22 date of The Who, he is slim that single is "My Cherie homing instincts to find us are always working. Wonderif he's triedto often his favorite English tour, that trio of Weller, and quiet offstage to thepoint Amour". home with their help or if he decided it was too complicated? L of playing down the rock'n'roll Foxton and Buckler are one of the r\P.S. We WILL NOT give up donutsfor Lent. & image which is expected of him. "I As the band is still a walking major music forces for the '80s. prefer to sit have a quiet advert for Rickenbacker, Bruce and drink still The uncompromising $ most of the time. I'm supposed to swears by his 4001 Jam are an UNCLASSIFIED CLASSIFIED Rickenbacker praised, supply everyone with anecdotes or bass which he has used Since the British band, first then criticized, then praised again by clever hidden meanings in the song early days and sees no reason to the In a year you press. less than could qualify for but, although it sounds really change. Bruce also acts music Their readers have in a constantly voted them of your first job or a new job. cliched, everything I've got to say managerial capacity for the Vapours "Band the and better they really is in the songs". Paul owns whe he discovered last year playing • Year" nevertheless.Since Our courses are highly focussed and constantly arrived in '77, the media havesought updated to reflect the current needs of industry. Our three Rickenbackers and says that in a club in Nottingham. ■|te J to identify them aiißjL I PLACEMENTCENTRE receives more than 6 inquiries when he got his first recording with transient cults or every raduate student and we actually place97% from new wave leather to mohair W 9 advance he went straight out and Rick Buckler is known 'U 1 of ,nose who use our service. generally suits. Yet The Jam are above all as 9 flat ' bought all the Rickenbackers he to be the 9iX* You can prepare fora successful future as a: loudest member of The perhaps Britains top Rock'n'Roll could find and has taken the whole Jam in more ways than one. He also fH 81. | □ Legal, Medical orExecutive Secretary of his inspiration for The Jam from band. Although by the standards " ■ □ Accountant or Assistant Bookkeeper has nost experience of life outside 9 BP' I one album which still remains his of many, especially the million odd fi| I D Clerical, Stenographic, Word Processing or the band having workedvariouslyas under 25 years of age unemployed, K£;l Dicta-Secretary favorite--The Wires' "My *S I an assistant in a fish-shop, a motor- tbe band arerelatively wealthy, 3| n General Secretary, Office Assistant or Management Generation". they Wt \ I iasf•sfe' ■Basefc'^ke^judmaesg «S6oe have coristarffty to taiioi Other mjjskau preferences are the and as an electrical inspector. refused _*£**>"'' J Shaw Colleges can help you open the door. their British lyrics and music for the B«tLeA, especially the "Revolve*" Having attended the Sheerwater lucrative U.S.record market. Said a JMitodty4Bl4477 ___ -** album and most things on the School he did not begin teaching guy who works close to the band: Stax/Motown labels. As main Name: : z Age: himself the drums until he was 17 "The Jam are never taken offstage songwriter for the band he has very ■~ ~~ and The Jam is his first band. His towels and put into .- ■——.-—.-~. ... .-" pronounced and wrapped in a ideas on his writingand musical influences differfrom those coach. They always go City: Postal Code: has recently back down formed his own book of the other two in that his are not the hall signing autographs". Paul Home phone number __ company P^^^^^^^^^^T^lb^bV and released a book of rooted in the sixties. Though changed all, just poetry has not at he does 2436 Yonge Street, Toronto, Canada M4P 2H4 by close friend Dave Waller. 'Tommy' is hisfavorite album, BTO more for his fans now probably - A compilation of pieces that have ' are one of his favorite bands and because he can. Certainly he relized been sent to him by fans is planned especially their hard-rocking because he can. Certainly herealized for this ShawColleges early year. 'Stayed Awake All Night*. He says that now more than ever he has to We're allbusiness Bruce Foxton plays out thePaul the musician he has been most remain accessible. UBIC Psycho's Sister of Suspense

by Joachim Brouwer particularly/exciting and suspenseful protection but the sequence ends long scene in the detective's office at when he startlesher and frightens us The Brian Dc Palma film the end ofthefilm where thethreads by running the razor blade across DRESSED TO KILL appeared in of the story line are resolved is her neck a close-up, eye-bulging, last Tuesday. The in IEI most striking present in both films too. blood-drenching final shot. thing about the movie was the unmistakable The young boy in the movie is an parallel it made with The most significant electronics wizard who is really the difference Alfred Hitchcock's PSYCHO. This between the two not pivotal figure in the unravelling of films is the was unintentional because Dc environment which story designed the plot withhis adroit employment in the, Palma the movie in direct transpires. In most imitation his master's of various delayed setups PSYCHO, the of tour dc camera important takes place in a most and listening devices. action force. But the memorable But his dilapitated motel the alluding part to the relationship Nancy Allen, the in fabled and in frankness with omnipresent American cultural and and explicitness of the film art form real female protagonist in the movie is artificial semi-urbanized wilderness storyline of DRESSED TO KILL. overextended, falling perilously the towards sexual that lies between vibranturban differently in detail in the two films becoming a liason the alluding the cities and undisturbed serene in part to the frankness considering fact that Miss rural landscape. and explicitness of the film art form Allen's feminine charms and wiles are nowadays. a matter of public offering and The discretion and implicitness purchase. In DRESSED TO KILL, New York City in all its glory,tinted with >>C* t,e® with which the slaying was handled .mmmmW^Lm^^f in PSYCHO, the flashingknifeand Besides presenting a more, dirt and danger is the scene of the story. The blood washing down the drain is complex and subway sequence is even incredulous story particularly exciting and replaced in DRESSED TOKILL by line, the film seems to offer a suspenseful very and does not have a the viewer observing the killer psychological bend to the whole forbearing episode in PSYCHO. • attacking the lady in every gory proceedings. Witness the long detail. is a The killer transvestite in dream sequence atthe end when the The explicitness both movies, although of blood, metal Michael good doctortthe killer) is seen and flesh and Caines' role as the razor-wielding general insanity madman is more complexly and strangling a nurse at the insane rendered in DRESSED TO KILL even confusedly woven" in the asylum where he has been sent, to befits the choice ofNew York as the storyline of DRESSED TO KILL. the rousing cheers of the other place of the story's denoument. He appears at first to be the inmates in fjhe cavernous building. DRESSED TO KILL,in conclusion, Allen's feminine charmsand wilesare He proceeds to put on her clothes while working more like a a matter of public offering and and then we see Miss Allen taking a sledgehammer on ones' sensibilities gingerly steps out wielding a belt as shower discovering his presence rather than the subtle but deadly protection but the sequence ends outside her bathroom door. She touches of PSYCHO, is a worthy story. gingerly steps out wielding a 111 !■!■ IMMIPMIII^IIMIMIIMMIiaMMIMWBMMMaBMBMWi^^ Their subway sequence is belt as and effective update of that classic. The Cord Weekly Thursday March 5, 1981 15 tobe... CONCERTS Mar. 11 Lectures the Theatre of the Arts and runs FILMS Mar. 6-7 Mar. 10 Mar. 6 Graduation by from 8:30 am until 6:00 pm. recital Donna Ellen An academic conference on the ALIEN will be shown in IEI at 7:00 The UW Fed. of Students presents Trifunovich, voice. Recital will be important Victorian poet Gerard SMALL CLUBS pm and 10:00 pm. Admission is in the ■ KATE AND ANNA McGAR- held Theatre Auditorium at Manley Hopkins, is being sponsored $2.00. 8:00 pm. Admission is free and Mar. 11 RIGLE in the Theatre ofthe Artsat by the English Departments of everyone welcome. Mar. 11 8:30 pm. Admission is $5.50for Fed. Wilfrid Laurier University and the The WLU Campus PC club is RONALD REAGAN MOVIE members and $7.00 for others. March 12 University of Waterloo, with the holding informal discussion sessions NIGHT: Yes, eventhe Psych society Mar. 7 Music at noon will feature Peggie cooperation of the International during the lunchhour. If you are is intothe moviebusiness.There will THE REAL JAM: THE Sampson, baroque cello. Concert Hopkins Association. interested in politics and current be a double feature for only $2.00. LIVE events come out to room MUSICIANS CONTEST OF will be held in the KefTer Memorial Further information may be 2C7 This event be held This anytime between 11:30 and 1:30 will in IEI. ONTARIO will take place Chapel at 12noon. Admission is free obtained by contacting Professor am will bean excellent chance to see the in the pm. Theatre of the Arts from 1:00 pm and everyone welcome. Michael Moore, English Depart- man in the White House in action. pm - ment, Wiflrid Laurier University, or 5:00 and from 7:00 pm 11:00 Mar. 13 The Waterloo Jewish Association is Mar. 13 pm. Amateurand - Professor John North, English semi-professional Composition sponsoring a bagel brunch from PSYCHO and LEGACY will be musicians playing original Graduation by Claude Department, University of Water- music Schryer, performed 11:30 am to 1:30pm. Drop for a at pm. Cost of will be by WLU loo. in shown in IEI 10:00 performing and competing Orchestra, Michael bagel, you'll have a chance to meet admission is $2.00. for chance at the Real Jam finals of Purves-Smith, Conference begins at WLU on Mar. conductor. will held new people and find out about other 1981. The three top will Concert be in 6 in the Paul Martin Centre at 9:30 Mar. 17 finalists the Theatre Auditorium at pm. activities that have been planned. receive a recording 8 am. Then it moves to the University session at Phase, Admission: Adults $4.00/ The group will meet in the outer IEI the movie to be shown this One Studio in Toronto. Students of Waterloo at 6:30 pm for a Ifl Admission $2.00. Everyone welcome. at Campus Hall lounge of the Seminary Building. If week is titled BENEATH THE is $5.00, $4.00 for reception South in Fed. members. Toronto Jazz pianist and singer the Laurel Room. you have any questions, you can VALLEY OF THE ULTRA contact Gary at NORBERT KRAFT is to conduct a BEVERLY GLENN-COPE- Mar. 11 Gladstone 745- VIXENS. Showtime is 7:00 pm and will a -6623. 10:00pm and admission is $2.00 classical guitar workshop at 10:00 LAND perform benefit Dr. C. Owen Lovejoy will addressa concert for reconstruc- am and will hold a concert at 8:00 Zimbabwe joint meeting of the Anthropology tion at Conrad pm. The cost of the workshop and Grebel College at Club, Archaeology Club and the, pm. for the concert is $20.00 and $15.00 8:00 Tickets her Mid-Western Ontario Society ofthe for performance are $4.00 $3.50 students; the concert only is $10.00 and for Archaeological Institute of Amer- WPIRG or Fed. and $5.00 for students and will be at members. ica. 57 Young St. West, Waterloo. Mar. 14 This meeting will be held at 8:00 pm P1027 the PetersBldg. on Mar. 7

The Black Sheep of Canadian Liquors. "** Concocted with fine CanadianWhisky. 16 The Cord Weekly Thursday March 5, 1981 SPORTS Super Sports Return to Laurier

by Craig Flemming athletes and the bench press for varsity athletes. The females, on the other hand, Well, it's that time of the year were required to enter four out of again, the time to determine the five events with the obstacle course annual winner of the Super Sports again being mandatory for all Challenge. During the past week, athletes. Female eventsincluded one many of Wilfrid Laurier's finest half mile run, basketball shoot, participated in the Super Sports volley-ball serve, shuttle run and 50 Competion that is sponsored by meter swim. The Carling O'Keefe Breweries. As noted earlier, Carling O'Keefe competition took place on March 2 breweries sponsored the compet- and 3, and involved the participaton ition and provided each participant of both varsity and non-varsity with a free T-shirt. athletes. As well, there were divisions for both maleandfemale. Last year's defending champion Barry Quarrell was leading after the The males were required to end of the competition Monday complete in five or six events with night. Todd Hutchins was the non- the obstacle coursebeing mandatory varsity men's winner last year. for all athletes. The events included Late arriving results have J. the half mile run, basketball shoot, Fewster as the over-all Women's football throw, shuttle run, 50 metre Champion for this year. GMurtagh swim and chin-ups for non-varsity was the men's over-all Champion. A more detailed description of events will appear in next week's issue. Special thanks to Mike Cressman and Carling O'Keefeforsposoring the BEITZ event. RANDY Squash Best Ever BY This past weeekend at the points of any player he faced. Steve University of Toronto, the men's was eventually eliminated in the Contestants In Super Sports competition ready themselvesfor the start of the 50m swim PIC squash team competed in the quarter-finals of the"A" Plate draw — ■ O.U.A.A. Championships. The by Sidgwick from Trent. team finished in fourth place, which is the highest ever achieved by a In the "B" division, Laurier was . saw"** .«v W.L.U. squash team. Toronto ably represented by Geoff Biddell finished first, with Western second and Todd Schaefer. Biddell, a first- — ***"*"' and Queens third. This finish was year student, is one of two rookies somewhat predictable as these four on the team this year. Geoffplayed teams were byfar the strongest in the good tactical squash in his 3-2 win province. against Robinson from Queens, a vast improvement from a previous Individually, the team did quite tournament where Robinson had well with Pete Klein and Steve won 3-0. Geoff eventually lost in the Clarke standing out in particular. semi-finals of the "B".Plate draw. After winning his first round match, Pete came up against Gajendra Todd Schaefer was, by far, the Singh ofWestern. Singh, wholost in most improved player on the team the "A" division finals to Jay this year. Jumping from no. 7 up to Gillespie of Toronto, was also the no. 4 this year, Todd won a large percentage of his matches for the finalist in the Canadian Amateur Hawks. Todd was defeated in an Hardball Squash Championships exciting quarter-final match 3-2 by two weeks ago. Klein played quite John Pezzack of McMaster. well, but Singh's power was too ,-p~~ much as Pete went down to a 3-0 Representing Laurier in the "C" [' Jefeat. The score was not indicative Division were Keith Taylor and ■ COLT**- Tom sf the qualityofplay, as it wasa well Delamere. Keith, another played, closely contested match. rookie on the Laurier squad, lost a close match in the main draw to the Pete Klein then came up against eventual winnder of the "C" draw, Peter Robson of Trent in the Plate Paul Samuels of Toronto. Keith round. Robson, a quarter-finalist in then won his next two matches and last year's Canadian Softball Squash was defeated in the quarter-finals of Championships, is a crafty player the Plate draw to Jim Tangstaff of with good power and amazing drop Queens. Tom Delamere lost to shots. He had played earlier in some Tangstaff in the first round and then difficult matches and was fatigued whipped his next three opponents in the "C" Plate draw by a total of9 when it came to play Klein. Pete games to 1. Tom lost a 3-1 leapt to a 2-0 lead; Robson battled tough match in the semi-finals ofthe Plate back to tie at Pete Klein's 2-2. draw to Mark Scott of strength and stamina was too much Queens. for Robson as out Pete eked a 3-2 All in all, it was quite win for the a successful Hawks. Pete eventually season for the Hawks. virtually lost to Peter Sidgwick of With Trent in the all of the team next year, of the returning semi-finals "A" Plate draw. Laureir again will be a power on the squash scene. Tom Stevenson and Steve Clarke, also in the "A" Steve Clarke are up for graduation, division won his first round match while Geoff Biddell, and then came up against Pete Klein, X s 0 Jay Todd Keith Gillespie of Schaefer, Taylor, Tom Toronto. Gillespie, who Day, won the O.U.A.A. Delamere, Kevin Steve individual Chitovas, Cam McCarger and championship for a Bill record fourth Muirhead are all expected to return. time is also the reigning Canadian The team wouldlike to thank our mmam " £■&< aißh ■■ ■■ S •■* Am 1 ? InnSWB* 9ft e| Be BBv BhW Sal '*m Baa SB I Bmi fit fi 1 1 '•'- --'i and American Amateuer Hardball coaches, Art Stephen and Gary v-:. w " *h k W > 1 liH v! k m W J ■Bk W\ I J H Squash champion. Clarke played Jefferies for their support and the best squash of his life, forcing guidance; Mrs. Calark and Mrs. Gillespie to play absolutely Delamere for keeping us well fed; : incredible squash to defeat him. and wish the Women's squash team L Ti »« sp«y X MM W»l ■■■ I ™ y Gillespie did not lose a single game the best of luck 0.W.1.A.A. ■■k. ?—-^"^_B—.\ mMA v BJ ilk ■ ■.- X «l A at the " in the entire tournament; to my Championships at McMaster ' knowledge Steve won the most February 25 and 28. The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 5, 1981 17 V-Ball Ends Short of Playoffs

The W.L.U. men's volleyball five-week layoff between matches several of this year's rookies. Tom, season for 1980-81 has drawn to a over Christmas seemed to dull the Lawrence and Todd Hutchins have close"after the final match Feb. 13 Hawks competitive edge as they been fixtures in the starting lineup against the University of Waterloo. headed intotwo key matches against all year whileBob Griffithand Rod A 3-1 loss to the playoff-bound Waterloo and Western. Luck Miller should add to Laurier's Warriors left the Golden Hawks seemed to desert Laurier as they strength in their second year. | with a 4-6 record, good for fourth played one of their most High hopes are pinned on the | spot in the six-team OUAA western disappointing matches against the successful return next year of division loop. plummers and lost a close five-game veteran John Jones, whosesevere, This season has had its share of set; while they played perhaps their ankle break at Christmas sidelined I ups and downs for the Hawks as best match ever the next week him for the remainder ofthe season. they were at or near the top of against Western and were beaten in John's loss was a heavy blow to the! division standings up until the three games. It seemed that the Hawks, who missed his talent,: Christmas break while amassing a 3- Hawks weren't able to keep pace dedication and enthusiasm. -1 record and establishing their with some rapidly improving teams The promise of the arrival ofjj position as'one ofthetop contenders during the last halfof the season as several talented freshmen shouldI in university pi ay. However, the their playoff hopes were dashed by' help to bolster an already strong'? losses to Brock and Guelph.Despite lineup and should guarantee a long; its disappointing finish in light of term spot for the Golden HawksI Hockey early season optimism, our men's among the top teams in the OUAA. j volleyball team has ample reason to Also in the work for the 1981-821 look forward to the 1981-82season season is a change in the division with anticipation. The expected playoffformat to allowthetop three j return of almost all key players bids or four teams into post-season play j Ends well for next year's team which will instead ofthe top two,as is presently have a nucleus that has played the case. This proposal has been] by Fred McCauley together for three or four years. Kervln ol The competition durng this season Another bright spot for the Hawks sea V-Ball page 19 Todd Hutchlneon toftand Erie Yapp (12)block spike from John in the OUAA hockey league was of heading into next year is the play of Waterloo. ■ such high calibre that the final six playoff teams were not known until the last few games. Unfortunately for the WLU Golden Hawks, they just missed out on post-season play by a whisker as they ended up in seventh place with a 12-8-2 record. want great taste, spell rt out I The fate of the Hawks depended When you greatly on their final game which they lost to Queen's 4-I.lf they would have won, the Hawks would have conceivably been on their way to the OUAA hockey champion- ship. The Golden Hawks dominated Queen's territorially throughout most of the game as they outshot their oposition 42-25. However, the Queen's goaltender was brilliantand continuouslyrobbed Laurier snipers of potential goals. The Queen's team took good advantage of the few opportunities they had and some sioppyplay in theLaurier zone resulted in two goals for Queen's in the third period. The Hawks scored thefirst goal ofthe game in the first period when Kirb Labo intercepted a pass in front and deflected the puck behind a startled Queen's goalie. Queen's then tied the game three minutes later and went ahead to stay in the second period. I feel that if the Hawks had made the playoffs, they wouldhavehadan excellent chance oftaking the league championship. After the Christmas break, the Golden Hawks were one of the top three teams in the league. Overall, Laurier was third best in goals against and scored an average of five goals a game. With those credentials, who knows how far the Hawks could have gone.For Terry Thomson's efforts in goal, the Hawk netminder was awarded a spot on the second all-star team. N Laurier coach Wayne Gowing cited inexperience by many of his nine rookies on the team to be the main reasons for Laurier's slow start at the beginning. However, hard work and a winning attitude were instilled into the team and it was not long before the Hawks became one of the hottest teams around. It is hoped that thisattitude will carry on into next season since only five players will be leaving the Hawks. Those players are captain Daryl Benjamin, Brian Crombeen, Paul McSorley, Dan O'Hara and JimTowle. The skillsand leadership of these fine players will be missed immensely. Coach Gowing thought that this season was a roaring success for the Hockey Hawks and I totally agree with him. The entertainment level of as you SeagramsV.O. the Hawks* game was as high I will see in any hockey arena. The much old whisky. solid fan support was very most respected 8 year appreciated and should continue on I Canada's into next season. Consequently, the Laurier Hawks will be even better and 1981-82could be theyear ofthe Golden Hawks. 18 The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 5, 1981

Bemla Pickett (Argonauts) Dom Vatro Lan Troop (TlgerCaU) (Alouattas) CFL Draft Part-time Popular Three Hawks in Educator wanted for the by Montreal. preparation for the 1980 OUAA by Chip McBain to be chosen Waterloo Public Interest Research Group, Inc. season. Lan, acting on doctors advice Three Laurier football players He has been working hard to get feels that the chance of further She/he should have: an ability to organize and have recently found themselves in shape for the Montreal training damage to his knee is too greatto at involved in the Canadian Football camp. promote educational events a university and s justify his continuing to play community level; a willingness to work co- League draft. lanTroop, a past division All-star, and 6-foot-2, 235 pounds at Guard football. operatively; proven public speaking writing Widereciever Domenic Vetro was and chosen fourth in the sixth round by was drafted in the sixthroundby the Fullback Bernie Pickett was skills, experience with publication production and the Montreal Alouettes. Dom, s- Hamilton Tiger-Cats. selected by the Toronto Argonauts promotion. We are an organization committed to foot-11, 180 pounds from Unfortunately, lan will probably during the terrirtorial exemption meaningful social change in environmental and Mississauga, has been with the not report to the Hamilton camp draft in January. At one time ofa bad knee from were held humanitarian concerns. Salary $131.00 per 20 hour Golden Hawks forfour seasons and because resulting Bernie's rights by says he feelshonoured an injury suffered during Montreal. week plus benefits. Send resume to WPIRG, and fortunate of Waterloo, University Waterloo, N2L 3GI by C Women's March 20th. 475 K| NG ST. N., WATERLOO vr Enter Off King or Weber St. gMcyix>RSb®i Te,ephone 8 M)220 Badminton * February 13th and 14th marked the last badminton tournament of the year. Seven universities participated intheCombinedII held at Guelph. The Queen's team, once again, maintained their first place Interested standing, but Laurier did NOT in finish last. The Hawkettes con- fidently trounced the Ryerson team Where you'll find an assortment off 1 in the singles matches: Typesetting? Marth McMillan 11-1, 11-2 Debbie Holding 11-3, 11-7 and Anne LeFresne 11-1, 11-2 Contact: Partners, Debbie and Martha, also won their doubles match against Ryerson withscores of 18-6; Deb Stalker, of course our famous Pickle Barrel^^J 15-13. Thanks goes out to Martha President of Student McKay for her show of moral support by attending the tourna- ment. Martha was not able to play Publications due to leg injuries. New and eager members must be sought for next year's team as we 884-2990 will be losing the talents of both Martha McMillan and Anne LeFresne who are graduating this year. See you all at the Athletic Banquet!

Qeft0knowthereal taste ml i ofBacardi rum. I Sip itbefore youaddyour favourite mixer. cX up ■ ■ -'J-...: EmfIH :-Mtaara mmmTfK S£>iL*3iH3nr>^^B^fc3j6K^.A I . IS* ,--—— £~——»» MB^ The Cord Weekly, Thursday March 5, 1981 19 Intramural Hockey by Joe Malec remaining in the third. Monday February Windsor Retires WLU On 23 the On Tuesday the Unit came of night second round the Intra-mural out with their familiar rough playoffs got way and by Pajor hockey tinder to tough attack with a smaller team Rick throw to complete the three point could turn the trick. If this had been who The Laurier Hawks the the outcome determine would earntheright roster hoping to overcome their 3-1 Golden play and gave Windsor a 39-33 half case Tuesday, to play in the finals which were . hurdle. racked up SI points in the second time lead. would likely have been filed in the played this past Monday and Unfortunately for the Unit, Case half against Windsor Lancers last The second halfproduced a flurry surprise category. They surely did Tuesday. scored in the third minute of the Tuesday. But it was not enough. of action with Hawks on their not resemble the walkover it was The played a Even though the basketball series was two game game to take a 4-1 lead. In the scoring spree but incapable of billed to be. total goal affair. The first game had second Ramsy counted the only Hawks earned more points in twenty capping a lid on Windsor's scoring minutes of the the first place Indecent Assault team goal, narrowing the gap to 4-2. play against border machine. Korosec was the Lancers' playing TNUC's who ended upthird It was the Helmuts in the third as' city school thanany oftheirOntario chief producer as he ledall shooters counterparts, they from V-Ball page 17 overall. Minken and Bennet talliedto take a eventually bowed with 24 points. to the by Indecent Assault tallied three commanding 6-2 lead. Midway Lancers a 101-84 count. Tim Brennan continued his approved by the league coachesand jumped early times before the TNUC's were able through the period two of Windsor to an 15-4 consistent play as he netted 17points now must be decided upon by the the leadand appeared to be for a to count their first. The three hardest checks handed out this beaded for the Hawks including 8 of 10 university athletic directors. This lopsided victory. Assault goals were not what would season occurred back-to-back about shots from the floor. The format change will be a definite be considered picture perfect, but four seconds apart. Larry Brown But this was not to be as the sophomore forward also was good improvement for league play, as Hawks and at one the they all count. The first goal on Day levelled an unidentified Helmut at rallied stage in on one foul shot. under the present format, ateam can half came to three, was questionable and noticeably centre and Dave Gilroy destroyed opening within Bob Fitzgerald, who recently was eliminate themselves from playoff shook him up as Assault scored Chris Healy helping Chris reach the points of the defending OUAA named to the division's second All- contention before the season is half twice more before Day regained his with Western Division champions. Star team, matched Brennan's 17 stars as Chris was caught his However, i over. composure. head down at the blueline. Later with sixteen seconds point performance and hauled in a The Hawks would also like to showing on the clock, Stan Korsec' Chamuski with two and Mayo Brown at 1:05 on a wrist shot team leading nine rebounds. thank all thosewho supported them tallied as hethrewup arebound. with one opened the scoring. The from 10 ft. out, but it wasn't enough wasfouled It is not often that ateam emerges this year and hope for their The shot nestled the basket and from TNUC's counted with three before as the Helmuts won the series 6-3. in St. Denis Arena with avictory. continued support next year as they period Korosec went to the foul line. However, the end of the on goals from These matches set up the finals for a while it appeared resume their climb to the top in McCrae, Smart and The league MVP sank the free McClelland between the TNUC's and Smedley's that the Laurier Golden Hawks University volleyball. (with two seconds left in theperiod). Helmuts this past Monday night. The second period was scoreless, and in the third the teams exchanged goals as McCrae counted his second and Taylor his first to end the first game with a 4-4 draw. On Tuesday night Assault struck first mid-way through the first to break the tie witha goal by Mayo. It was all TNUC's in the second as they collected three goalsto takea 7- -5 lead going into the third on goals by McCrae, Hopkins and Ostrum. The TNUC's were able to hold Assault off the board in the third, while they themselves managed to pick up another goal. The final score was TNUC's 8, Indecent Assault S. The other series, to determine the second entry into the finals featured the fourth place 9 Million Dollar Unit and the seventh place Smedly's Helmuts. Monday night's contest ended with the Helmuts taking a 3-1 lead heading into the second game. McDonald struck for the Helmuts in thefirst two minutes to register the only goal giving the Helmuts the early lead. 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