By KATE DICKSON "they were required or encouraged to do News Director so for academic reasons." UA Concert Series Funds In a report to Student Senate last night, "The low attendance to the Artists and Bill Adams, ASG vice-president disclosed Concerts series does not in my opinion that a large portion of the Artists and mean that the student body is of a low Concerts budget was being m 2d to finance culture-only that the students have dif the entire Community Concerts series. ferent interests and priorities," he Adams explained that the Community commented. Concert series is a city of Fayetteville Regarding this, Adams said plans are Financing City Programs , organization with no student represen being made toask that the Artists and tation to his knowledge. Concerts allocation be reduced ac The Student Services allocation for this cordingly. year's Artists and Concerts series totaled In other ASG action, Gary McDonald, $15,950.00. ASG president, made a statement Approximately 50 senators were in yesterday concerning the recent freezing Senate Report Discloses attendance and of this group seven said of two ASG checks by the administration. they had attended one or more of the (One check was to ArkPIRG and the othr concerts last year. Adams noted that three to the Committee on Minority Recruit of the seven were in attendance because ment). McDonald commented, " Mr. Fred Vorsanger (vice president for business), who now apparently will clear the two checks, still maintains the right to stop any or all student checks for either procedural or substantive grounds. Hopefully, divine right rule is no longer acknowledged in administrative ARKANSAS cirecles-we are waiting Mr . Vorsanger's future position on the issue. We cannot overemphasize the threat posed to all UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS student monies by such administrative TRAVELER positions as assumed by Mr . Vorsanger. Volume 66, Number 126 FAYETTEVILLE, ARKANSAS Wednesday, April 12, 1972 His power and position on the issue threatens all students." During the Senate session last night two bills were referred to the Student Con sumer Portection Board. These bills in PIRG Advocates cluded one regarding Auto Repairs and Services Protection and a Student Con sumer Union Bill. Seeking Names A Constitutional Amendment con cerning Senate abscences failed and " We'll run a make or break campaign to Senate Reapportionment bill was with get the rest of the 6,000 signatures for the drawn. petition by Friday, and if we don 't make it, The Senate Funds Authorization A was we'll just have to wait until next fall," said passed by the Senate. Rick Morrisey, moderator at last night's Several bills were tabled until a later ArkPIRG meeting. dates by the Senate. These included a bill If the 6,000 signatures can be obtained, dealing with Senate salaries, a Senate students will have endorsed a mandate for Appropriation and Authorization biJI and a ArkPIRG which can be presented to the Senate resolution. Board of Trustees. This mandate may Senate voted last night to give ASG prompt the Board to exercise their department heads $110 as salary. This was authority to collect a student self discussed last week and was the point of assessment of $2 per semester. the closed Senate session. An Attorney There was generaJ agreement among General's opinion is currently being the approximately 25 people who attended sought regarding the legality of that the meeting to launch the effort on three closed session. fronts for the 2,000 signatures still needed. The Student Consumer Protection Board ArkPIRG members plan first to give a reported last night that the Malco Theater short talk and to pass around petitions in said they would be willing to have Monday every Freshman Composition class this and Tuesday night as "coupon" night. Thursday and Friday. With a coupon printed in the papers "There are a lot of students who never go persons would receive a 25 cents discount to the Union , and there are many fresh on the show. men in the dorms who've heard nothing This would be to equalize Fort Smith and about ArkPIRG," Morrisey said. Fayetteville movie prices. Currently Fort The organization decided also to set up Smith is charging $1.75 while Fayetteville booths in each residence hall dining areas theaters charge $2.00. from 5 to 6:30 p.m. to again capitalize on the largely untapped source of freshmen signatures. ArkPIRG members who attended the AWS Will Host meeting will be carrying petitions with them to pick up any additional signatures. "There's no chance of the deadline being Spring Festival extended past Friday because finals are looming and nobody has the time to work The Associated Women Students (AWS ) for signatures," Morrisey said. "Waiting of the UofA will host their annual Spring Festival tonnight. It will be held in the CEME T MASO Local No. 201 of Fort Smith are picketing the construction site of the until next year would give us plenty of Student Union Ballroom at 7 :30 p.m. New Arkansas Union in protest of subcontractor Fleming and Buckner Construction time, but we would also start out with a At the Spring Festival, announcements Company's refusal loser complex," he added. to renew a contract which expired two days after the group had begun will be made concerning the various work on campus. George Thornsberry, a spokesman for the picketers, said A question was raised during the honorary groups for the women on that the dispute was one of employment, and not money. meeting about the guiding philosophy behind the organization and Morrisey campus. The A.W.S . officers for 1972-73 commented, "ArkPIRG feels that there is school term will be announced. Following a vacuum representing the public interest. the announcement of the officers, the new UALR Paper Condemns PIRG When the decisions are being made on president will release the A.W.S. com ByJOH TO EY the most efficient in collecting money at consumer issues-like how much fat goes mittee chairmanships for the next school ew Editor the beginning of each semester. Of course, in weiners and how much water is pumped year. Charging that the Public Interest students who do not wish lo support PIRG into beef- the special interest i::: roups Also Chimes, Mortar Board and Car Research Group at the University of can ask for their money back. What the present their points of view." dinal K y will tap new members at Spring tax does is allow us operating funds right Festival. Arkansas has met with "enthusiasm and (Continued on page 2) unresearched approval from Fayetteville off the bat." campus media," a UALR newspaper said Allan Leverette, Editor of ES E CE, ... recently that its checks into the past feels that PIRG organization does not performance of PIRG groups across the offer safeguards against "irresponsible country "are disquieting." ES E CE handling of its funds ," Leverette said that ewspaper, an independent newspaper according to the Oregon State Board of Black Journalist di tributed at the UALR campus, Higher Education, PIRG there has See Page 2 questions both the effectiveness of PIRG refused to give "a resonable accounting of and the organization's methods of funding. funds " obtained from students through the "If PIRG obatined its money through mandatory fee. voluntary means, we wouldn't object to Scott pointed out that the Oregon anything it did ," said the paper. "But chapter was the first PIRG group formed, Tennis Team Travels PIRG wants first to tax all the students and conceded that it had made "some bad See page 7 and then give a refund to those students mistakes." However, Scott said, the UofA who will come find them and demand it group is working to avoid mistakes made back." Gregg Scott, a spokesman for the by other PIRG groups. Entertainment local PIRG groups, defended the tax. " ArkPIRG is set up to be totally student See page 5 "What we 're talking about is a situation controlled," said Scott. "The success of where more than half the student body the organization will depend on what kind agrees to a mandatory assessment. For of attitude students take. I think the Editorial Section PlRG to have results we have to have a problem centers around the fact that page large amount of money , and this system is
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His Majesty Mr. Vorsanger mad~ it eminently clear the other day in Community Council that he, as grand fiscal wizard, was all-powerful in student financial matters. The issue, of course, was the ad ministration's failure to honor checks appropriated from Student Senate funds to finance the Committee on Minority Recruitment and ArkPIRG. The memo attached to the returned "purchase requests" indicated why the administration decided to refuse the Student Senate's appropriation recommendation. The Committee on Minority Recruitment was refused funds on a technicality.: "Expenses in connection with the moving of house-hold goods or personal effects for any employee, or prospective employee, is not allowed under Stale and University Regulations." ArkPIRG funds are not approved since, "Alloca tion of University funds for purposes unknown are not permitted." "I'm asking you to put aside portison politics this election year I" Thus the administration issued substantive reaaons (albeit silly ones) for disapproving the funds . And yet when Mr. Vorsanger finally decides the checks are okay, he blames "procedural reasons" for the delay. Aw , come on , Fred. THE ARKANSAS TRAVELER STEVE SNOW ___ .. ---~- ______EDITOR Douglas Wallace ---·-- _____ ·-----·· ___ Associate Editor Student Senate is seeking will at last help clarify the Cecilia Croft -· _____ -· ______---·-· Managing Editor Perhaps the Attorney General's opinion which Kate Dickson ------·------·---·------···-··- News Director UofA's authority to collect a fee on behalf of ArkPIRG. The opinion should be forthcoming soon. Mike Muller and John Toney -·------______News Editors Connie Hendrix ______. ___ Features Editor Dl:nnis !(irkpatrick ______--··-· _____ -··· ______. __ Sports Ed itor the concern of State Mike Rife ... ______.. ___ Enter tainment Editor Another Attorney General's opinion is being sought by the TRAVELER (through Sheila Daniel -· ______Chief Copy Editor Rep. Steve A. Smith) regarding Student Senate's closed meeting last week. We think the· action was in B~cky C~oke and Terry Wilson .. __ . ... ·-··-·-· ··--- Assistant Copy Editors we said so at the time. Closing meetings has long R ick Bailey - __ .. --- _ ... . . _ Ch ief Photographer violation of the Freedom of Information Act and Lar~y Logan, John Partip ilo, Carl Cr oom and Rusty Elston Photographers been a tactic of administrators but not students. David Russell and David Smith ---·····- ---·· Assista nt News Editors Linda Franklin ____ _ --·- Assistana Sports Editor Trudr Maslonka -·------·----- ... ·-·-·- Humor Editor In seeking an Attorney General's opinion, we are not trying to "stop a mouse with an atom bomb," as Harris Ross ...... ····-·· .. ______.. Movie Reviewer phrased it. We want to see Senate obtain funds for independent legal council ; we Deborah Bowker, Jane Brockman, Louis Grove, Lisa Hammersly and some of our critics have . Pat Suttle _ --- -··· -···-······ .. .. ______.. Staff Writers want ASG to become an organization that can powerfully represent student. And we appreciate the efforts Dick Van Bebber, Terry M. Muse and Doug Wood Circulation Managers J im Mitchell . ··- ___ .. -·-· Head of Ad Sales Team oI Gary McDonald, Bill Adams, Gene McKissic and a dozen others in trying to give students a greater voice James Oare, Billi Hill , Roy M. Howsen, Pam McFarland, Martha in this jumbled bureaucracy. But last week Student Senate took action in closing their meeting whicfi Starks and Randy Wooley ______Ad Salesmen Debi Perchan --- . ______,, ____ ···-· Business Secretary contradicts the long struggle of an independent press against censorship of news at the source-a struggle Danae Columbus ... ______--··· . ·------...... __ Secretary which fina lly culminated in a strong Arkansas Freedom of Information Law. Julanne Allison, Patricia Fla nigan, Bruce Gentry, Bob Harrison, Mary Hunter, Cole Jeffries and Marilynn Moseley . _ _ _ __ Reporters Dan Gladwin, Wendell Griffen (Spade) , Ton i Harmon, Connie Karnes, The simple truth is : if Student Senate can close a regular public meeting dealing with public issues, Harold Sprinkle, Greg Stidham and Murray Tabb ~-- Feature Writers Patricia Brown, Andy Fair and Janna Riley _-·-· __ Entertainment Writers then so can the administration. The Attorney Genreal's opinion offers a clarification once and for all, Steve Lieber and John Wood ______·-•-····-···- Sports Writers Jane Tyson and Beth Wood ···---· __ ·-·--- _ ·- ______--·• Artists Gary Hansen .. ··-·· ...... ·--- ...... ______. . Editorial Consultant Second Class Postage Paid at Fayetteville. Ark., Hill Hall, University of Arkansas 72701. Subscription $10 a year. Published Monday through Friday during the school year.
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TALKIN' LOUD- SAYING NUTHIN' Yes comrades, the sweet smell of pollen is now in the air and with it goes the sweet odor of mendacity that comes from the lips of the great mass of intellectuals known as the administration of the University of Arkansas. For those of you who don't know what I mean, I am speaking of the perpetual mind game that the Powers that Be try to run with the change of every season . Settle back, screw your wig on tight, fire up a joint, and let me tell you about this thing called Administrative Might.
HEW came on the yard in 1970 and gave the University something that a lot of us knew was coming all along. They found the University lacking in its dealings with racial minorities on campus, namely blacks. Now most of us are aware that HEW can pull a lot of good punches on those institutions that don't want to adhere to the Civil Rights Act of 1964 so we felt that for once the Administration would not be able to bust its way out of its own prison. Alas, we were mistaken. The University held its own position of complacency until 1971 when another HEW team arrived and seemed to make a bit more noise. That was when the boys in the Ad ministration building released a statement, after much pressure from student government, stating that the enrollment of black students at the UofA had increased by almost one hundred students, that two black professors had been hired since 1970, and among other trivia, that the University had hosted a number of black speakers on campus, among them were Muhammed Ali , Dick Gregory, and Julian Band. Folks, that was just a big bunch of lies if I have ever heard of the word. Let me run down the actual people who have served to accomplish those goals. Black Americans for Democracy (BAD ) has done much of the black student recruitment on this campus without the help and assistance of the Administration. Those students that are not directly ATHLETIC$ , recruited by BAD are recruited by friends or relatives or they come .- .. here because of their particular major fields of study. As far as actual ,, _. .,. • obtainment of speakers was concerned, this was done through the . . - .. .. •,4!: Symposium series that is sponsored not by the Administration but by the - student body , in the past by ASG and presently by the Symposium ...... committee of the Student Union. Recruitment of black professors is .. ·- another mistatement or else there would be more black professors. It • seems most strange to me that the University can afford to hire a football coach for $34 ,000 (as of two years ago) and they cannot afford to hire and maintain professors. So you see that the Administration Building is the den of a big Monster that talks about as straight as a snakes trail in a forest fire. How long this kind of stuff will go on is unknown to me. It is obvious that it won 't stop soon because of what Vorsanger pulled last week in holding ASG funds . You can bet your bottom dollar that this brother is not going to keep quiet about it ; look for me in the TRAVELER, each week, and we will rap awhile. Let's get over on the Administration. -Powell .in the McGehee Timei WE DELL L. GRIFFEN THE ARKANSAS TRAVELER Wednesday, April 12, 197:>.
Talkin' K-KEG Blues It was one a .m. on lhe interstate just north of Terre Haute, Ind., and I was well into my 13th hour of driving and my second pack of cigarettes. The FM was playing to keep me awake when the D .J ., who had been silent for about a half an hour, suddenly exclaimed, in a quasi-Wolfman Jack voice, "Ya caint boogie with no antyquated AM radio.
The man's statement kept me awake and O'"I the road for another half hour before I crashed at an eight dollar motel.
During that half hour I thought about the great FM stations I had heard on the road from New York . All along the interstate system the dial was full of FM stations airing really excellent rock music, few commercials and a satisfying absence of D.J . "cutesy-pie."
No question about it, when the hitchhiker I picked up at Howard Johnson's turned out to be a sleep freak, the FM programming made the August trip in my Volks bearable.
The next morning, with my rider and Terre Haute behind me, I headed to St. Louis. Just on the other side of the city I hit another FM station. As long as the station was in range, the sound of good rock kept coming. With commercial breaks only between album sides, the station played all of the just released "Every Picture Tells A Story" by Rod Stewart and side two of "Abbey Road." All this free music on a Saturday afternoon.
College audiences have caused this near-revolution in FM programming during the past ten years. FM was once almost tt,~ ex clusive domain of classical music. The emergence of quality albums by first rate rock artists was followed by FM stations established to serve a growing audience. The e stations are the alternative to AM . Fewer commercials, better music and intelligent presentation take the place of the screaming D.J . who played the same 15 records over and over. High quality rock FM .stations are in operation all across the country, except in Fayetteville. We have K-KEG .
One of the D .J . s' who works for "the Keg" once remarked to me that the station's philosophy is to broadcast to a college audience and to emulate WLS in Chicago. This is an obvious contradiction. I stopped TUE AL ·tnt" BRAGGS REVUE will appear at the Rink Saturday night as part of Black Emphasis Week. listening to WLS when Dick Bondi was fired. He and I were both getting The dance will be held from 8:30 P.M. until 12:30 a.m. The 12 member group is noted for electric per too old for that sort of thing. formances and elaborate stage shows. Tickets to see this Dallas based group are available in the Union at $3.00 per person and will also be sold at the door. The established format on K-KEG is "Top 40," which means we have standard AM programming on an FM station. The problem is that university students buy and listen to albums, not singles. No one over •14 years old really cares what is Number One this week. The important thing is good music, something that Top 40 usually does not supply. Expand that playlist. Keep some of the pablum if you must but drop For Your Convenience • in some album cuts, and all day, not just from midnight to 6 a.m . Keep your commercials, as insulting as some of them are, but restrain the D.J .'s. They don 't have to "talk over" the beginning and end of a song. Available Now: Peter Pitchlynn. Chief You might also consider doing something about those horrid of the Choctaws "remotes" which seem to grow in number daily. Buy , beg or steal some "air-checks" from a few stations that are WE HA VE MOVED doing it right. Once you have heard good rock FM , you are never happy with less. by W. David Baird In short, gag the jokes, stop t}:le silly jackpots and other nuisance Prof. History U ofA factors and air some of the genuine article. You can find creative, progressive rock that college students want to hear. Your audience will Next to The Taproom grow, as will their loyalty to you and your sponsors. You can forget my criticism and continue on your chosen course. ~ut sooner or later someone will give Fayetteville a good FM rock station. When that time com es, it won 't cost me anything if I'm wrong now , but it Arkansas Union may cost )'._O U plenty. 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But the police aren't the to spend the concerts put on by the has been increased lo five, but still only ones who approve of the Rackensack Folk Society Friday WITH LOVE needs volunteers with some ex project. The local ambulance and Saturday night might be the perience in fir t aid procedures to driver says h made 37 runs from thing to look forward to. There lmd dates are beginning to be a method. A big weekend is coming will man them, according to Don the fe ti val last year, and was paid be two hows of bluegrass 1or prob! m on this campus. If up. One you've waited for all year. country Gherman, Director of Lhe Yellow for only two. and folk music on instruments don't believe me, just stop and And you are the only person you Brick Road. The first aid units are ranging from dulcimers lo fiddles 1k of your dating situation this know who doesn't have a date. The units will be on call being sponsored by the YBR and 24 hours Friday (7 p.m . and 9 p.m. l and two t me ter. If you have yet to You're worried because the big the Vietnam Veterans Against the a day. Two vans will be located on weekend is only two weeks shows Saturday night (6 :30 p.m . on a blind date, consider away, War to deal with accidents and the quare in Mountain View , two when and 9 p .m .) at the gymnasium. r elf lucky. If you find yourself out in the hall a voice is drug problems at the festival. in the camping areas in Sylamore ng on a lot of blind dates, well heard, "Does anyone need a date prings, and one van will be 1t can I say? It happens to the for two weeks from now?" You " We have five or six medics tationed al Blanchard Springs. For those who had planned on an majority of UofA students at almost break a leg trying to get from VVAW," said Gherman, " We 'll have a couple of other even less expensive weekend there " and • time or another. there before the voice finds YBR people to work with vehicles at Timbo on Jimmy will be a parade Saturday at 1 p.m . , I ee it, there are four basic someone else. Then you can study them at each location, but we need Driflwood's farm, too," said around the square and in the af more people ys of obtaining a blind date. My much easier knowing you are not so that we can spread Gherman. ternoon folk music will be featured out the work orite is the " phone book" the only person on campus without load." There will be an organizational on the square in which anyone -thod. Your phone rings and the a date. Gherman went lo Mountain meeting of those involved in the may participate ("no electric ce on the other end says, "You Now that you have a date, you View recently with a letter of project at 7:30 p.m. tonight in the instruments, please! "); a craft 1't know me but I just happened have a lot of things to con introduction from Hollis Spencer, Deep End, and interested students show will last the afternoon. >e reading the tudent directory template: What size heels should Fayetteville Chief of Police, to are invited to attend. unday ervices will be held at Mt. d noticed your "unusual" name ou wear? Should you sear your clear the project with local law The 10th annual folk festival View High School gymnasium gla d aid to myself, now there's a ses or should you go blind? So enforcement officials, whom he itself will have several things to with old-time gospel music. ·l I'd like to get to know." You many things to consider. ow he's desperate when your The big night finally arrives. 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JCPenney Ttie ,values are here every day. . ti r ---~.,·.~ Page 8 THE ARKANSAS TRAVELER r Wednesday, April 12, 1972 "Greatest Show On Earth" US Congress: Circus Farce Or Serious Business? By BETH WOOD cloakroom is the place where Barnum and Bailey think it ongressmen may r tire to avoid belongs lo them. "(Step right up, falling a leep in front of any press folks, and buy your tickets! ") The who may b pre nl.) Ringling Brothers make a claim of For thos who do manage to possession. "(Th only show in make the session, lhe agenda town lo carry this sight"> But the promi e to be laden with long, greate t show on earth belongs to boring speeches and endless neither of the e ticket-traps r qu t , all of which are u ually because the greatest show on favor lo ke p the folks back home earth r ide at the U .. capital in happy. Wa hington, D.C. This "greatest Don 't misunderstand m , our how" consists of two rings : the ongr smen do pass legislation U.S. enate and the House of in the best interests of all of us. Representatives. Both offer Why, last week they voted to serve everything the circus does...:.. bean soup daily in the cafeteria! laughter, excitement, intrigue, Other noteworthy legislation in- and thrills. Yes, our Congress is Jud s pay rais s, increases in much like a circus, only they don't taff , and greater expense ac sell cotton candy. counts, with special emphasis on Th elting is a grand one. Tick liquor allowances. You can rest carpeted floors, rich mahogany a sured that your Congressman de k , harply-dressed errand will continue to be supported in the I I I boys, and intricate microphones tyle to which he is accustomed. and ound systems meel the eye of Another often overlooked the ever-present tourist who a peel of their lives is the matter happens lo make it past one of the of the materials necessary to guards to the gallery (i.e., peanut) carry out his job. Therefore, every to observe our nation's lawmakers Congressman's desk contains one at work. unsharpened pencil, a thin note OUR NATION'S CAPITOL If what he ees i an indication pad, a bottle of Excedrin, and a of ju t what our Congressmen do , mirror. (?) then we may well be wasting But these things I have men money at home, as well as abroad. lioned are not as interesting and The touri t (otherwise known as fascinating as the method of vote ~ th vote back home) may en tabulation. When a vote is about to be taken in Congress, an ap courage his own favorite capital. propaiate number of bell ring The term politics often carries a tinuously in our nation's representative on the floor of one seem adept at answering loud it could only happen in throughout Washington to warn negative connotation and to many, And of the house as long as he doesn't warnings promptly. these men of the approaching the politician may be the nation's America. applaud, p ak out, lean on the Party dominance and seniority danger (one b II for quorum call, worst enemy. We do have our rail, take notes, r ad or make play a great role in the functioning Pro Basketball Playoffs two bells for roll call, and three for honest, uncorruptable public quick moves toward the coat of our Supreme Legislative bodies. By the Associated Press " Wilbur Mills says he isn't a servants, but both of them may pocket. Breathing is permissible, Seating arrangements and NBA candidate for President." l Such a soon be swallowed up by the aura however. speaking privileges are usually Tuesday's Results warning allows Congressmen to of bribery, and personal favors For starters, you will never find determined by both of the above Eastern Conference Semifinal make it to the capital to vote for that engulf them. more than a handful of our criteria. The senior statesmen New York 107, Baltimore 101, almost anywhere in the city. It is Politics is not all shaking hands repr sentatives present when usually get desks near the front. New York wins best-of-7 series, interesting to note that many of and kissing babies. It's also being Congre s is in session, unless you This enables then to turn up their 4-2. our Congressmen were frat crouched in uncomfortable are lucky nough to be in town, hearing aids in order that they not Only game scheduled. pledges at one time, since they positions with a forehead pressed during an off-year when few of miss anything. In addition, the Conference Finals them are up for re-election. This is in memory of the largest cam Wednesday's Games ambulance attendants have a paign contributor. The circus is only one pre-requisite for drawing much easier time in bringing in Western Conference a crowd, however. There are not confined to the Senate or Milwaukee at Los Angeles, wheelchairs for the transporting House floor . Tbere are side shows always such crowd-pl asers as a of some of our nation's keenest national TV, Milwaukee leads hot issue, a Demo-Republican in action in every Congressmen's best-of-7 series, 1-0. Only game minds. office. There are the clowns, such confrontation, and drinks at half And what would a circus be schedules. price in the cloakroom (The as those who handle all guests without laughter? Certainly our from the home district who have Congress is not without its share of come by to see a real live senator's would-be comedians. office. Then there are the tight Classifieds Representative Gross is quick to FOR RENT : Nlc~ly furnished effi rope walkers and the trouble ciency. Uhl1t1es paid. For quiet male refer to our country's leader as shooters who soothe the angry, the student. $50. Call 442-2484 refuses to OVERS_EAS JOB FOR STUDENTS: Henry Kissinger and uninformed, and the obstinate. Australia, Eurol)e. S. America. Africa, vole on any measure without first etc. All professions and occupations Don 't overlook the barkers or the $700 to SJ,000 monthly. Expenses consul ting "Hank." Senator public relations man who acts as paid, ~verhme. sight-seeing. Free in Jackson leaves a note on his desk Cormal!on. Write. Jobs Overseas. the " walking chamber of com Dept. M2. P .O. Box 15071. San Diego, whenever he leaves town in merce for Senator X." Last on the Ca. 92115. forming his colleagues of his FOR SALE : 1971 Triumph Trophy list are the belly-dancers or the 500. 1700 miles. Call 521-7188 between whereabouts. The note reads : short-skirted girls with pleasant 4 and 6 p.m . "Gone to check on classified ad for DID 1-tE Ev'ER 1R'1' FIGHTING NEEDED - someone to assume 1/3 voices used to answer the phone of on 3-bedroom, 2 bath apartment. occupant for large white house at and type unimportant letters that A 1-tUNDRED-AND-FIFW Fully carpeted with laundry facili 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue." P0UND CAT? ties and pool. Call 521-7921. won't involve the congressman in FOR SALE : 1971 Y AMARA ENDURO And don't forget Senator trouble. 250. Exceilent condition. 220Q miles. Muskie. Manufacturers have $650, helmet included. Call 442-2754. JESUS CHRIST Yes, my friend, neither Barnum FOR SAL:t,; : l2x50 Ct . housetraller· recently market a Muskie doll nor Bailey could compile the acts 1~70 model. Good condition. We ll fur~ REAL THING which cries and says, "George 111shed, Call 442-5784 after 4 p.m. IS THE for the show that funds con- FOR SALE : _1970 Suzuki 250 Hustler. Wallace is a bigot." G;ood condu1t1on. 8,500 miles. The en Real love . . . Real truth gine was Just overhauled 100 miles ago Must seU. Call 521-1119. · Real freedom .. NEED TYPING DONE : Le.tter Per fect - We Type to Please. Term Pa Hwy. 71 N. 521-9512 pers, theses. dissertations. manu Real forgiveness HE ~AID HE'S G'.JIN610 611/E '1tllJ scripts for publication, application A "LONG- LA5TIN6 " letters, resumes, foreign language Real hope ... typing. 521-4076. PENICILLIN 51-101... LOST: Post slide rule in SE 109 o~ March 10. Please return. BUI Beal 4..4.'t...d~Q~ f REAL LIFE! FOR REN1' : One bedroom furnished apartment. Carpet, private parking 2 blocks to University. Redbud Apa',.t. HOG HEAVEN IS OPEN! ments, 641 Whitham Jesus said - "I am the DAVIS way, I am the truth, I am Female roommate wanted: Around 23-28 years old. Wanted to share 3 the life; no one goes to the bedroom modern home. Call 521-1052 Father except by me." after 6. Miniature Golf - Baseball - Driving Range FOR RENT: For Immediate avail John 14:6 IT WON'T HAVE TO BE TOO ability. Choice furnished apartment LONG-LA'5TIN6 BECAU~E one block from Union. Air condi tioned and carpeted. $85 for two. Gas Would you like to know I DoN'T THINK t'M GOING and water paid. Call 521-2827. H.i:m? We will be glad to "TO LA5T 1HA1' LONG! FOR SALE : 1970 Maverick-6 cylind r with less than 10,000 miles; standard try to assist you in any ;,-~- ~ one owner Red with black sports strip. $1.295. Call 521-6202. way yossible. ~ FOR SALE · 1968 Triumph 500. Ex )j cellent condition. Call 521-4525 or HOB NOB 521-6779 after 6 p .m BAPTIST FOR SALE : 1971 Suzuki TR 90. Ex e llcnt cond1llon. Call 521-3997 after STUDENT CENTER 6 p.m . LIQUOR STORE 404· W. DICKSON FOR SALE · 12' x 45 ' Mobile home People and A/C. furnished. carpeted, close to Office phone 521-4370 Friend,, Take A Break At campus. Call 521-7197 Friendly Prices FOR RENT : A furnished two-bedroom Director's home phone The house for two to three men students. 44.2-6239 Panel d living-room. kitchen, tub and JET - INN shower. carport. No utllltles paid. Call WE APPRECIATE YOU 442-6173. Associate D'.u-ector's home FOR SALE · 350 Bridgestone motor "Leta all tnd• at the Hob-Nob" cycle. A yellow 1970 model, only phone 521-3122 17,000 miles. Call 521-4354.