Volume 28, Number 8, Thurs. Oct. 22,1987 the CORD Wilfrid Laurier University, Waterloo
Laurier parking shortage running on
By Mary anne deBoer regarding the fairness of Laurier's method of will only be limited because of a limited available. New permits have been issued to distributing parking permits—the lottery amount of space." both staff and students, regardless of whether in WilfridLaurier University's parking problem system. "I live inKitchener," said one student, According to Laurier's Vice-President of they have had parking the past or not. By became evident last month when parking Academic and Student Affairs, and a doing so, security hopes to eliminate all "but I didn't get a parking permit, and people member permits were issued and close to half of of the expired permits from previous years. campus committee, Jim Wilgar, "The solution students who applied were denied a parking who live right across the street from Alongside Planning In addition, a new security system has been spot. did." the Group, is the "ongoing" Ancillary Parking Committee, devised so that illegally parked cars can be Preference for permits is given to students easily their All According to Earl Rayner, Laurier's chaired by Laurier's Director of Physical traced back to owners. permit living in residence whom occupy between 80 holders are required fill a questionnaire Director ofPersonnel, there were 1,295 appli- Plant and Planning Wesley Robinson. The to out and 100 of the parking spots on campus, as in turn, a received for consideration, and 700 committee is concerned with Laurier's parking which, is punched into computer. cations well as those students commuting from out- Security checks the parking permits issued. Although there are problem. The committee's major responsibili- lots constantly, looking side the K-W area. The remainder of the for invalid parking permits. cars only 500 actual parking spots available to ties include establishing appropriate permit Those that applications are then put in a lottery and are found to be illegally parked are either students, there is a 40 percent oversell fees, and rules and regulations, as well as chosen at random. towed or fined. This applies students, not all students use their parking creating new parking. to because faculty, and staff. privileges at the same time. i A new organization was formed over the Although Robinson stated that the com- summer to investigate Laurier's parking mittee is "still in the planning stage and hasn't The University of Waterloo offers their The number of student applications have ■ problems. The senior administrative Planning come up with any solutions yet," they have students an extensive amount of parking by approximately this year. spaces. increased 150 Group, chaired by Dr. Andrew Berczi, Vice- already ruled out two options; a parking In addition to their two resident However, there has also been a 20 percent President of Planning Finance and Information garage, which would be too expensive, and parking lots, they have visitor parking—which increase in the amount of oversell. ! Services, has met to review the present removing more greenery to fit in more parking students are allowed to use —parking at St. Presently, there are 944 parking spaces I parking situation. Being a "long range" organi- on campus. Jerome's, Waterloo's affiliated college, and to both staff and including , zation, the group has dedicated the 1987-88 parking lots across the street from campus. U available students, One option the group has been considering, those designated parking spaces on Bricker : school year to the collection of pertinent data, of W students either purchase a parking the gathering of information from various however, is installing a gate system, which permit at the beginning of the semester or pay and Ezra St, the parking lot of St.Michael's all equal opportunity sources, and an inspection would enable students 50 to 75 cents everytime they use the parking church, and the immediate side of Seagram's overall of the parking problem. committee hopes to at campus parking. lots. According to Stadium parking. The one Waterloo student, put forth a solution to the parking problem by As for this year, steps have been taken to "There is always a parking spot whenever I Concerns have been raised by the students September, 1988. tighten the security on the spaces that are go." Bowl tragedy injures students
on By Phil McCluskey quoted in the Globe and Mail Monday as saying that riotous stu- caused the accident. A section of balcony railing at dent behavior Landsdowne Park Stadium in Ther©'were indications that some Ottawa collapsed Saturday, injuring of the more seriously injured stu- 38 University Carleton students, dents fell backwards from the plat- three of them seriously. form, which suggests that they may The accident took place during have been trying to leave by a nearby half-time at the annual Panda game exit rather than rush the field as had between the University of Ottawa originally been thought. Gee-Gees and the Carleton University Ravens. Last year a similar accident occurred at Lansdowne Park Injuries included broken limbs, Stadium, in which one Carleton damaged eyes and a broken pelvis student was injured. There is no when the students plunged more evidence to suggest that any sub- than three metres to the concrete stantial repairs have been done to below. Ten students required hospi- the stadium railing since then. talization, with the most seriously There were an estimated 20,000 injured student undergoing brain fans in attendance at the game, for surgery the same day, in Ottawa which 83 police officers served as General Hospital. security. Carleton defeated Ottawa 8-4. Alderman Robin Quinn was Election appeal denied Cord Photo by Joan Sandberg By Frances McAneney candidate Bryan Leblanc of the elec- and Erika Sajnovic tion committee's decision to deny his appeal ofthe October 6, WLUSU "I guess a death in the family gives by-election. York strikers to return to work you a licence to break any rules you An appeal by Leblanc and Scott like," said failed Vice-Presidential Piatkowski protesting winner Brett Connors's campaign conduct was By Phil McCluskey "In the end, the sticky issue turned out to be wages," rejected by the electoral committee said James Flagal, Editor of The Excalibur, York University's student newspaper. due to extenuating circumstances. A tentative settlement between York University and union, range The charged infractions attributed the York University Staff Association (YUSA) was The whose members' annual salaries from $18,000 to $40,000, originally 13 to Connors listed on the appeal, ratified last Thursday night, ending a sixteen day old had demanded which were waived by the election strike. percent and 11 percent pay increases respectively for each year of the year finally accepted committee, included the displaying The strike, involving the university's more than 1000 two contract; but 6.4 and plus a one bonus of of more posters than were allowed clerical, library, computer and technical support percent 6.4 percent, time $300 per and campaigning on election day. workers, had threatened to close vital university worker. management However, more infractions were services including the library and bookstore. Although personnel and students part-time open committed according to Piatkowski. Key issues in the were pay equity, equipment working kept the library and bookstore strike as a "1 have reports he (Connors) was upgrading, job retraining and evaluation, and wages. luring the strike, some classes were disrupted promising people alcohol to votefor During the course of the mediations, the union dropped continued on page 3 Brett Connors continued on page 3 pay equity and job reevaluation as contract issues. 2 -the CORD THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22,1987
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$ Volume 28, Number 8 5.00 ADV. g ~;.r,*~ |T J "I Edltor-ln-Chief Rob Furlong NEWS Editor Erlka Sajnovlc Associate Eric Beyer ■ ■ CAN YOU ENROL FOR A McGILL C.A.?H Contributors SK2K2" Liz in Elizabeth ClTostney I You can, if you have an undergraduate degree any discipline. GaMn Mary anne Bill Hrycay deßoer Sandra Haley Jantos Carter I You can start in May, September or January on a full-time or part- Phil McCluskey FEATURES ■ time basis. Editor Michael Wert COME TO OUR INFORMATION SESSION Contributors lanKelso Cod Cusak THURSDAY, 22 OCTOBER 1987 ENTERTAINMENT 1:00 P.M.-3:00 P.M. WILFRID LAURIER UNIVERSITY Editor Kirk Nielsen I PAUL MARTIN CENTRE Rob Jordan Contributors Denlse Squire r , Pink „ Seymour lan Kelso Matt Whitehead or please write to or telephone: (514) 398-6154 I SPORTS McGill University Editor Chris Starkey Chartered Accountancy Department Centre for Continuing Education Scott MacDonald r„n(liu, ,i_,_ ■ 3461 McTavish Street COntriDUTOrS JacquelineSlaney Serge Grenler Montreal, Quebec Dave Agnew Brad Lyon ■ H3AIYI John Strauman Rob M ann Paul Halyk Peter Mlslaszek Serge Grenier Chris Read DESIGN AND ASSEMBLY c Continuing Production Manager Coil Ferguson M Gill Assistants Susan Wallace Education^^^^ Katherine Rios What better place to Systems Technician position vacant better yourself. Copy Editors Wendy Beaton Lisa Dorie
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university. By Elizabeth Galvin The program, being offered by "We're willing to hold many more ized for students. With a 68 percent "If you quit and be Health Works of Waterloo, will cost want to serious (sessions) but we didn't want to student response to a WLUSU it, a Three information sessions were members $100. Full-time faculty and about then reimbursement isn't schedule until we knew who wanted smoking survey, there is a definite necessary," Howell, held on October 13 to explain the staff will be reimbursed $50 by the said Marion to take them and what their among WLU students to Health Promotion Consultant for interest smoking cessation program being school for joining the program. Stu- schedules are." join the program. "The eostfactor is offered at Wilfrid Laurier University dents are invited to join the class but Health Works. "However, arrange- Coch explained that the subsidy the big problem," said Dave beginning October 27. will not be offered a subsidy by the ments (could be made) for an install- Bussiere, President of WLUSU. ment program," Howell added. for faculty and staff is part of the new smoking policy at Laurier, and is University of Waterloo is offering It is still the cheapest of the "work- considered an employment benefit 'a similar programme. Two faculty place programs"—smoking classes like OHIP or the dental plan. members have designed a program WLU which come to the site of the work- for faculty and staff and U of W will president "It only sense that we makes if place—in Waterloo. The only cessa- offer it to faculty and staff, we make pay up to $75 of the fee if the tion programs which are cheaper member an eighty per the same pitch to students," said maintains are offered by Lung those the Howell. When asked whether a sub- cent attendance. the Association. However, Lung sidy for students would be Carole Hea, Supervisor of Health will be missed Association class does not, like the considered, she said, "I would land Safety at U of W, helped to get By Erika Sajnovic Also, during his tenure, enrolment Laurier program, come to the work- suggest that the student union, if the program underway. Hea said, increased significantly, new place plan their classes I or around they so decided, would be the ones "What I'm concerned about is the Dr. Frank C. Peters, first programs were added and four employees' schedules. I to students. We're |students." She said U of W will not President of Wilfrid Laurier Univer- buildings were erected: the Central reimburse the not taking money away from the pay for students to partake in cessa- sity died Wednesday October 14 at Teaching Building in 1970, Student The project is what Howell calls, they already tion programs; goal is to provide the age of 67. Union Building in 1971, the fourth "A six-week beh vior change pro- smoker that aren't j her spending." with what she calls "peer Dr. Peters was a member of the and fifth floors of the library the gram with two booster sessions for istudents counselling." Psychology department prior to his same year, and the Athletic Complex the support of the group." Brett Connors, WLUSU's 10 year term as university President in 1973. "Students and spouses canattend VP:University Affairs, will meet with Laurier's staff and faculty sessions 1968 to 1978. During but they won't be subsidized," said Howell next week discuss the start Tuesday October 27 with one from his term Present WLU President, Dr. John to Cher Coch, Personnel Officer and of student reimbursement, a class 7 a.m. and another at 4:30 Weir, credits Dr. Peters with forging idea if at Health and Safety Officer at Laurier. program p.m. Martin Centre. warm and lasting relations between cessation could be organ- in the Paul the two Waterloo universities, estranged earlier by a failure to unite. Dr. Peters was continuously involved in the community of Kitchener-Waterloo in serving as pastor from 1949 to 1954 and from 1965 to 1973 of the Kitchener Mennonite Brethren Church. Also, for the past five years, he was a part- time instructor at the Emmanuel Bible College in Kitchener, teaching courses on the New Testament, family counselling and psychology. Dr. Peters was born in 1920 in the Ukraine. He received a B.A. from Tabor College, in Kansas; an M.Sc. Dr. Frank C. Peters from Kansas State University; a 1920-1987 B.D. from Waterloo Lutheran Seminary; a Ph.D. from the as President, Dr. Peters continued University of Kansas and a Th.D. to teach at least one course a year. from Central Baptist Seminary in Dr. Peters was the first non- Kansas City. Lutheran President of Waterloo Before Waterloo, Lutheran University and was coming to he served Tabor responsible for obtaining its public College as President was of the status in 1973 when the government and later Dean Mennonite Brethren College of Arts had announced no more universities in would be publicly funded. Winnipeg. He suffered a heart attack on Dr. Peters also negotiated money September 21 while returning from to build the business and social a business trip, and had been in poor work building that bears his name. health some time prior. Cord Photo by Scoop Furlong The winners of the Great Canadian Turkey Hunt happily pose with their winnings. Cori Ferguson and Connors is still Olivia Nolan outraced the competition to take home the turkey. Sober Saturday classes Vice President By Janice Carter Three factors, as determined by Senate regulations, were responsible for the day of Saturday classes: year of class days per continued from page 1 candidates attended the meeting Despite rumblings from faculty, staff and students, 1. Last Senate set the number extenuating circumstances should last Saturday was an official day of classes at Wilfrid semester at 60. In previous school years the number of him...and he was campaigning in not be an excuse as all candidates Laurier University. class days fluctuated widely. Wilf's." were equally responsible for under- "They may as well eliminate the holiday weekend 2. Final exams are spread out over a minimum of 12 Piatkowski added, "The thrust of standing and obeying the rules. He (Thanksgiving) if they're going to make us go to school days. The rationale behind the 12 day regulation is to his (Connors) campaign was to stated, "The agents responsibility on a Saturday," commented first-year Business student minimize the odds of students having more than one on a day. assassinate the character's of both was to relay the information from John Ackland. exam single study days between the Leblanc and myself; an example of the meeting to them (candidates)." Chemistry Professor Dr. Michael Krech said, "There 3. Students must be given two that would be to call us mini Brian wasn't anything that we could do to avoid it, but it is last day of classes and the first day of final examinations. Mulroney's." Fiatkowski also cited other prob- unfortunate for people who work, or who had commit- Head Registrar Peter Tron stated that there will not Connors replied to the accusa- lems with the election proceedings. ments at home such as convocation to go to." be any Saturday classes scheduled during the 1988 fall "There were he that any year day falls tions, "I thought none of them had difficulties setting the "For a 3 hour class, I can see going on a Saturday, but term, however, added Labour possible day (September 7), any significance, none of them were campaign expense limit. Bob for a simple one hour class, I don't think it's necessary; on the latest another justified". Murphy (Chief Returning Officer) you're not missing much if you skip an hour class," said scheduling problem will arise. Tron said he is not sure said fourth-year class "I was down in the Torque Room the expense limit was $75 but Political Science student Dean Hamilton. whether this year's decision for the Saturday will and the Concourse trying to get according to the by-law it was $200." continued on page 9 votes during the election while they He continued, "There were prob- (other candidates) were upstairs in lems with the secrecy of the ballots- WLUSU doing nothing," said there was no secrecy." Connors. He added that Agreement Murphy said, "The issue was reached Piatkowski's claim that the new enough continued from page VP:UA traded votes for alcohol was raised that there wasn't 1 Excalibur at a cost of $5281.91, which reprinted the "totally unfounded." privacy for people marking ballots. number of students and teachers honoured the picket entire Senate policy and asked students for support to an hour. A meeting on September 27, We took care of it in about line. bring a quick end to the strike. privacy." attended by a representative for We set up some tables for A York University Senate policy stated that students York University Public Relations Person Lynn each candidate, was held to relay The dismissal of the appeals is who refused to cross picket lines would not be Cornett estimated that 85% of classes were functioning. election rules and regulations. now a final decision and Connors is academically penalized. On the second day of the Flagal, however, pegged the number of functioning the official VP:UA. classes at closer to 70%. Piatkowski said that because no strike, YUSA placed an advertisement in The 4 the CORD THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22,1987
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By Mike Coutanche and Eric also played tight end for the Golden universities. Beyer Hawks. Concerning the view, Stagat said, "The scenery is always good around Every day Laurier students see Ray Stagat here." construction workers forging away Stagat lives in Kitchener and has the face of Wilfrid Laurier at worked on various projects with Don Rutz University, stirring up clouds of dust, Kappeller in Waterloo. i Rutz lives in Waterloo. He said and converting the area between When asked how the work was that work was going very well on the Conrad Hall and the Dining Clara progressing Stagat said, Arts Center; and also that his wife into John B. Aird Center, "The steel j Hall the guys put us behind by two months, j works at Laurier. When asked for the Cord spoke with a few random So that was problem right off his evaluation of Laurier he said, workers on the construction site the the bat when we moved in." He "It's one of the better universities." last Friday; the following profiles are said the "project" be completed at the vignettes of the men building Laurier. will end of April instead of February, 1988. COTTONWOOD FEELS SO BLUE
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Due to the small Aids was defined as a viril infection that \ number in attendance, the discussion on the breaks down the immune system, and has the '•'r'-Tj sensitive topic was thorough as the audiences potential to attack other bodily systems as questions were fielded in an open discussion. well. The panel for the seminar, assembled to represent a cross-section of different univer- The types of transmission were listed as: W sity departments and varying students' 1. Sexual activity, interests, was composed of Cathy Harvey 2. Infected blood, transmitted by transfusions from the Aids Education Committee at the 3. Infection passed from mother to newborn University of Waterloo, Dr. Jim Hicks of child. Wilfrid Laurier Health Services, Dr. David Walters said that knowing the three ways of Walters, Norma Leary, and Gordon transmission was "fundamental to under- Youngman, Chairman of the Aids Committee standing the epidemic." in Cambridge. The panel s overall approach was to outline The panel discussed the problems with the problems and solutions of AIDS in a clear and present movement to educate the public understandable way, with the view that AIDS concerning Aids. can be stopped. One of the main problems deals with media It was clearly stated that the virus cannot coverage and restrictions; trying to convey be transmitted through saliva, casual contact, the for safe sex without appearing to or by insects. need '" V \ /fe, -I"-- -: c '$■■ <;i ; •: :„■■ #■:.' * :' . -* -.».: --M yy m#C- . ! 112 ';*&s*,■5$S.-- - ¥SpT^M '' ~'a ' " '!' 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Connors and the Music Director Henry The directors decided they presently have Avison, was the first 'full' board meeting of enough information to run the referendum the year. and the question of sending students to the has been chosen as the Dave Bussiere, President of WLUSU, conference was defeated in a vote. informed the 8.0.D. that the Operations Under the report of the Finance and Procedure Agreement should be reopened Building Chairperson, Chris Gain, the topic offical graduation portrait for the benefit of Wilfrid Laurier University of funds allocated to Laurier's Student Graduate Students' Association (WLUGSA). photographer for ALL faculties A motion was passed granting the WLUSU Publications for new computer equipment executive the power to reopen the OPA when was discussed. Approximately $5000 was WLUGSA formally requests such action. allocated for the purchase of new equipment. Bussiere also recommended that if WLUSU Zoltan Horcsok brought forth the topic of Faculty Dates saw any changes they felt should be rene- fraternities to the directors attention. Horcsok gotiated with the administration, the Priorities left a letter for the directors requesting that Business & and Planning committee should bring forth pertinent information be provided to the recommendations. directors about the fraternities issue so that Economics October26 30 Executive Vice-President Tom Mcßride "some logical and meaningful discussions can announced that due to a shortage of prepara- occur." 30 tion time for the November 6 General Meeting Horcsok's intention was to inform the Music October and Referendum, that both events would be directors about his decision to bring the moved to November 26. question of fraternities and sororities to the Jill Archer, Chair of the Commission students in the form of a question in the November 2-6 Services and Review Committee (under the upcoming referendum. Horcsok's idea was Science UA department) explained that since the tabled to committees for review. WUSC stays in Africa • By Sandra Haley Appointments for January sittings can also be made The program, which took Laurier graduate The World University Service of Canada J. David Black to Zimbabwe last year, will at this time (WUSC) has chosen Mali as the site of their sponsor 30 students this year. Beginning in No obligation to purchase portraits 1988 International Seminar. mid-June of 1988, the program will provide an introduction to various aspects of interna- These photographs are to be used as your tional development which will occur over six personal graduation portraits weeks. your Keystone Yearbook grad photo, and as the photo Mali is an African country with a population for the class composit of approximately 7,000,000. Its official Please make every effort to attend language is French and therefore applicant Photography by Dave Pond students are to have a working knowledge of the language. WUSC seminars are formulated so that participants receive a unique experience in JOSTENS NA TIONA L SCHOOL SFR VICES understanding the history and social life of a L TD developing country. 8 the CORD THUPSDAV, OCTOBER 22,1987 •"• , B |fl KfIBBBBL • • • ■ • ■ •"•"■"•"•'•"•'•'•OBI DEAN'S HONOUR ROLL 11 1986-1987 ! I To be eligible for the Dean's Honour Roll, students must have achieved an overall ! ijijijiis i Grade Point Average of 10.00 in all courses required in the particular year of their jijijijii » program. All Departmental year requirements must be fulfilled within an eight- ijjjijij: month term with no failures or substitutions. Ijjjijiji; FACULTY OF MUSIC Margaret I. Moore Bruce E. Routledge Paul Coort jg|j Jeffrey L. McNairn Ronald S. Fletcher James L. Craven i si| Karen Angle Anita Tomins Amy T Gazzola Anita P. Debruyn «!; Kimberly Bestvater Margaretha T. Uffels Carole G. Isreal Randall J. Dionisi fii Anne Bindernagel Anna L. Robinson Nadine M. Low Dwayne G. 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Joanne Leyzer Tim G. Sothern .jf . ,^ Michael R. Beaulieu ffij e J 1 | P Franklin M. McGovern Robert T. Campbell David J. Visser Alma L. Sloss Bruce A. Wells 'jijij riri.iTvnc*DTfi Kevin R. Cruickshank i FACULTY OF ARTS Kerra ;!; ;!;! Denise C. Squire Timothy P. Dunn L. Wylie ffi AND SCIENCE C. Yhap ;! ;!;! I Angela G. Collison Michael P. Hallett Mark Heather L. Gilmour Honours Business Third Year MM Randy F. Schumacher Terri A. Jerrard jg£ Agnes N. Das Kenneth J. Kovachik Rhonda M. Johnson u Sandra Harper Deborahu D Souza ?!![! ! Karen L Cuylle L. Barbara Lewicki Kimberly J. Hou Sherry A. Snyder Victoria J. Field Maria B. Lourenco ggg Carolyn M. Kehn Jennifer L. Schroeder Dianne L. Wilker George M. Macintosh en e man ! Kathryn E. Clayton Sharon Reedyk Kimberley P. McCarthy 88 Carol A. Letson Laura S. England Lawrence G. Mcintosh a N 1 L. Potter Lois L. Norris Heather John D. Eisenloeffel ip BpS Joan K. ean y •:?;!;!! Marney M. Eddington Michael J. Overduin Pickel jOQv Kcvinß.Ponzo :»:j:j!j! Heidi R.Wick Stephen A. Rhodes Michael R. Poirier TO S Robert J. Kuntz Jr. Rodney W. Crocker Michael S. Ptasznik a I nne | ?!}]![ Judith K. Schneider Joanthan G. Haxell Barbara A. Salamon fiflfifi Robert J. Tanner Jennie B. Sider Laura L. Andrew Honours Economics First Year BE Peggy [ Sylvie M. Boisvert Karen L. Bird Van Wonderen Vivek L. Kakaria jgjjsj Bryan D. Welsh ijljljij I Gail E. Cockburn Corinne A. Donald Bradley J. Robertson B Darren J. Williams !;!;!;! I Graig S. Rhodenizer Richard V. Olley ' Year 2 Virgfnia A.'Ho'uLer Honours Business Second Year j|| ck oker Melissa Brandsma Christine E. Moser Patr^ David J. 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AAA sn» ■11 Qj C ' J ■ MM jßnAy|u^fl| THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22,1987 the CORD 9 NDP member takes stand on abortion By Bill Hrycay to ture percent combined ca 49 percent of shift in the popular vote $200,000 debt for the NDP and a direction of government policy. the popular vote, which resulted in a away from the victors may have staggering $4.5 million debt for the Farnan New Democratic Party MPP for emphasized his thoughts con- total of35 seats, or 27 percent of the resulted in a minority government Progressive Conservatives. Cambridge Mike Farnan did not Given cerning the continued power of the ridings. for the Liberals. the present public opinion of hesitate to state that he is a "pro- the NDP by reiterating the slogan, "You Farnan stated three parties Farnan believes that can count the lifer" when a student questioned that a mere 7 The election resulted in a on New Democrats to the NDP will be able to influence the fight you." him about his party's stance on the for abortion issue at a Wilfrid Laurier University NDP club meeting on October 7. The first speaker's night of the CFS referendum is on NDP club in the 1987-88 academic at U of W By Steve McLean year featured a small turn out for tion for use in helping them put students currently off-campus. The and Frances McAneney which offers a variety of services Farnan whose discussion centred together WLUSU's referendum. remaining $150 will be used for other such Cuts and the Student on the role of the NDP at At U of W, a budget of $300 will be campaigning materials. as Travel Queen's Last Thursday, Park. the University of allotted to each side for their Working Abroad Program Waterloo held a meeting which (S.W.A.P), will be allowed Concerning abortion Farnan said out- campaign, of which up to $150 dol- Campaign posters must be not to lined the procedures the party supports free choice for for their lars can be used to mail out the 'yes approved, stamped and placed in display their promotional material upcoming Canadian Federation of on the day of the referendum. women on abortions, but that he and 'no' side's platform to co-op designated areas on campus. CFS, Students campaign. personally does not. Farnan said referendum Darren Meister, the that he was "proud to belong to a Chief Returning Officer for the campaign, party which allows one to vote their 'Didn'tjustpick a Saturday set down the guidelines for the forfun' conscious." referendum which will be held continued on page 3 Farnan reminded the group that on November 9 and 10. Christmas Eve. the majority of people did not vote set a precedent for future years. Vice-President: Student Affairs Jim Wilgar said that WLUSU will also be holding a for the Liberals in the September 10 Besides the Saturday class day option, other ideas orientation week should not be tampered with. referendum; the date has provincial election. Although the been reset considered by Senate included adding a Monday to the a recognize for November 24. WLUSU "Orientation week has lot of value. We the Liberals received 48 percent of the President end of the semester, or beginning fall term classes for both social and academic Dave Bussiere, Vice-President: need orientation." popular vote they won 95 seats, or during orientation week. The idea of adding a Monday "It's important for students to realize that we University Affairs Brett Connors, 73 percent of the ridings. In com- was rejected because, due to the latest possible slot (Senators) didn't just pick a Saturday for fun," parison, the New Democratic Party and Lisa McCracken attended the that Labour Day fell, students would be writing exams concluded Wilgar. and Progressive Conservative Party Waterloo meeting to gather informa- I Wouldn't you like to be ! 112 METAMORPHOSIS the Envy of your party? i Like to win a Halloween | STAGES IN A LIFE j prize at the Turret? Get your Ideas and supplies from ( Mavis Theatrical Supplies Inc. • costume sales only o •specializing in makeup, wigs and accessories x UofW -i J LOOKING AT THE BODY ■§ University st. E. $ WLU u_ 3- Glasgow St. \ and David Suzuki will j also talk about 'AIDS' j w ■ t Hours: Reg. 9-6:3opm ,_4fmm Oct. 24th 10-6:oopm ! —- Oct. 26th-31st. 9-8:00pm nwLun I+ Presented by The Bookstore in the concourse 745-3331 ; 697 Glasgow St. Kitchener < TRYJ)UR^^AMWfS^3FOOT^_f!UBS Waterloo Delivery Only KING KONG SUBS ■ 150 UNIVERSITY AVE. WEST WATERLOO Aft6«0670 10 (he CORD THURSDAY. OCTOBER 22,1987 Imagine a university where only the during the one-year investigation period. professors who express the "correct" Throughout this period, the McGill beliefs are hired and those who don't toe administration resisted an outside inquiry, the accepted polilcal line are quietly insisting it threatened the university's dismissed. independence and academic freedom. You don'tneed to use your imagination The CAUT fact-finding commission, because, according to many academics, named after its chair Dale Gibson, gave this happens regularly at Canadian its final report in October 1982. The universities. report came out in favour of Mandel, David Mandel, a University of Quebec explaining that none of the reasons substitute professor, tried to fight McGill offered by the members of the Political university when he was refused a tenure- Science department who testified were track position in 1980 because of his credible. TTie Gibson report asserted political beliefs. He has just written a that in a case like Mandel's, the burden of book on his battle with McGill with Allen proof should lie with the university. Fenichel, a McGill professor, titled The While the committee did not find actual Academic Corporation: Justice, Free- evidence of political discrimination, they dom and the University. While the book did say "the department has failed to looks specifically at Mandel's case, it also persuade us that political bias was not a examines the inadequacies of the process factor." that universities use to hire academics. But the Human Rights Commission Mandel was teaching Soviet and East report went further in its condemnation European politics at McGill on a one year of the department. After conducting a appointment when he applied for a thorough investigation, Claude Trudel tenure-track position in the same field. wrote, "there were, in this particular Once a candidate holds a tenure-track case, political elements that, in the full position, the university will either let the sense of the term, intervened in the candidate continue in a tenure-track collective decision of the department." position, award a tenure position or not The CAUT report recommended that renew the contract at all. Highly qualified, McGill publicly acknowledge its unfair with an excellent publications record, treatment of Mandel and that the Gibson Mandel made the short list of candidates report be made public to help restore for the McGill position. Mandel's reputation. They further Despite his qualifications and a recom- recommended that Mandel be given the mendation from the Appointments job he was originally denied if he still Committee of the Political Science wanted it and that he be financially Department, the department rejected compensated for losses that resulted Mandel and hired Joan Debardeleben, from his unfair treatment. an American, who now holds the position. But instead of pressuring McGill to The department violated Canadian abide by the report, the CAUT merely Association of University Teachers called for a joint inquiry with McGill. The (CAUT) regulations and federal immigra- CAUT board shelved the Gibson report tion laws on hiring Canadian professors on Mandel's case without ever voting to first by hiring Debardeleben. adopt it. While the department offered no official For its part, the Human Rights reason for his rejection at first, Mandel Commission rejected Trudel's report heard the real reasons were political. because it did not contain enough evi- "Mandel is a Marxist in a department dence to take to trial. where his view is not held by many," said But Mandel and Fenichel are not professor Sam Noumoff. surprised. Noumoff, also a Marxist, can attest the "It's very difficult to get evidence of department does not have a history of discrimination which will hold up in court. fairness towards Marxists in their midst. No witness will tell you, "yes, I discrimi- He has been teaching in the Political nated against him," said Fenichel. Science department since 1967 but he Finally, four years after he was rejected did not get tenure until 1981. by the Political Science Department, the Noumoff also said Mandel's views on CAUT published the Gibsonreport in its the Middle East conflicted sharply with publication, University Affairs. But this some members of the department. As was all they would do for Mandel. well, Mandel had cancelled his classes Fenichel and Mandel claim that while during a strike by McGill maintenance the CAUT has a mandate to protect workers and was one of the few in the academic freedom, in this case, they did department to respect the picket lines, nothing to accomplish this other than which also made him unpopular. defend the 'closed shop' attitude of the After he was refused tenure, Mandel university faculties. spoke with the McGill Association of "The feeling I get about the CAUT is University Teachers (MAUT). The chair that it has not fulfilled its mandate. of the committee, Irwin Gopnik, now the However, even if they had, they would Dean of Students,told him there were no have been unable to do anything," said procedures for appeal in the case of Fenichel, noting that while the CAUT hiring. So Mandel decided to pursue his can censure a university, its capacity is complaint with the Academic Freedom limited. and Tenure Committee of the CAUT. "To censure a university is to make a - But the committee refused to take up his university a pariah - a serious thing but case saying they had neither the mandate their will and ability to enforce censure is nor the guidelines with which to investi- limited," Fenichel said. gate cases of hiring. Mandel is also critical of the CAUT Mandel appealed to the CAUT board and said he believes the association which, after one year of consideration, shirked its mandate in his case. decided to launch its own fact finding "It (CAUT) was basically unwilling to investigation into his case. go up against the McGilladministration," Mandel also appealed to the Quebec said Mandel. Human Rights Commission, which began But CAUT has worked to defend its own investigation in October 1981, professors who were denieda position or compiling over 50 hours of interviews a contract renewal because of their THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22,1987 (he CORD 11 By Chris Lawson Reprinted from the McGili Daily with CUP files NO FEATURE LEFT "(Collegiality is) an authoritarian power structure not subject to any internal or external control. Those who cooperate with the powers that be can obtain personal benefits but cannot claim academic freedom." TURN political views. "the attitude that the members ot this censure would affect a university's hiring (just) be an unpleasant label," said In the fall of 1985, the CAUT Academic Graesser. community will participate in the process, other professors say that CAUT Freedom and Tenure Committee acted But Memorial University felt the ramifi- decision-making process of the university was effective in protecting academic as an intermediary between Carleton cations of a censure. In May 1985, and through their participation in its freedom at their university. CAUT professor Robin Mathews and the admini- Memorial was forced to withdraw its collective activities, help to fashion its The CAUT imposed a censure on stration at Simon Fraser University in invitation to host the prestigious attitudes." Memorial University of Newfoundland 1987 Vancouver. Mathews claimed that he in Learned when But Fenichel and Mandel have a May 1981 for its 1977 firing of Social Societies Conference was denied a teaching post at SFU individual passed different interpretation. Work professor Marlene Webber. many societies resolu- because the university administration and tions not to attend of the "(Collegiality is) Webber had been accused of using the because an authoritarian power faculty did not approve of his Canadian censure. promoting structure, not subject to any internal or nationalist views. classroom for her Marxist- While other beliefs. academics have success- external control. Those who cooperate Leninist fully contested universities discrimi- The CAUT committee examined The dispute between Memorial and who with the powers that be can obtain nated against them because of their Mathews' complaint and the Canadian CAUT went on until January 1986, when personal benefits but cannot claim political views, David Mandel has decided Studies department at SFU attempted to the administration decided to change the academic freedom." to give up his case against McGill settle the dispute by offering Mathews agreement governing the terms and Mandel obviously did not fit into this University. He said the CAUT was not the opportunity to teach at SFU. But conditions of employment at Memorial. system. He and Fenichel criticize the the only group who failed to supporthim. SFU maintained, as the McGill admini- The proposed changes included an structure of the current tenure system He calls the Human Rights stration did in Mandel's case, that the exhaustive list of anti-discrimination Commission for not protecting academic freedom at "something of a It professor's political views were never the clauses, and for the first provided a paper organization. the hiring level. time makes issue. detailed grievance, appeal and arbitration you think you've got somewhere "If universities are careful enough in reality just procedure. The amendments guaranteed to go but in you have to go to their initial hiring, there will be no need to court anyway. The Human Rights But as Jerald Zaslove, chair of SFU's academic freedom for faculty by asserting fire people later for non-academic Commission is just another procedure to English department, said in a letter to "faculty have the right to teach, discuss reasons. 'Deviants' who make it through Douglas Carleton's English go up against." the graduate Waurtele, or hold any belief without conformity to school selection process department But Mandel and Fenichel hope chair, "Robin Mathews' views any prescribed doctrine." As well, the their are left unprotected as they seek employ- literary book will educate people about the about cultural and nationalism CAUT proposed a settlement with ment," write Fenichel and Mandel. injustices that take place were deeply offensive to many faculty Webber to cover damages. in Canadian "One reason (for writing The Academic universities, not just at McGill. and these faculty just did not want to take "Webber's settlement was a fair resolu- Corporation) is to open people's eyes to Fenichel explains the book not meant the chance that he would use the depart- tion as far as we're concerned and is what's going on. University is surrounded as an attack on the Political Science by ment as a platform." Webber said she can accept this settle- this aura, it's supposed to be the Department at McGill, but rather, "an creme de la creme of society, the height the ment," said Mark Graesser, president of Gregg MacDonald, an assistant to attack on the behaviour of some members of intellectual achievement. To de-mystify William the Memorial University of Newfoundland SFU administration president of the department in (Mandel's) case, this would be healthy," said Mandel. Say said they the teaching Faculty Association. well offered and it's a situation we don't feel is unique." "It might also teach students to be a resolve the dis- position to Mathews to "The main thing this (the Memorial Mandel blames the university system little more critical of what they're taught pute but was not an admission that it administration's new policy) shows is itself, particularly at McGill, where in the classrooms. If (professors) will say freedom SFU had hampered academic that the influence of a censure is signifi- "collegiality" is the governing principle. some of the lies that they did in the public by place. rejecting him in the first cant. Some people have the idea that it Samuel Freedom, vice president aca- hearings, why wouldn't they lie in the While Fenichel is dubious that a CAUT doesn't matter, that CAUT censure may demic at McGill, defines collegiality as classroom?" 12 the CORD THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22,1987 the CORD Saturday sorrow Last Saturday, as the rest of the region was either winding down from Friday night's Oktoberfesting, or gearing up for Saturday night, Laurier students were attending class. The idea behind holding regular classes last Saturday was to make up for the missed school day Thanksgiving Monday. Without this additional day, the semester would have been one day short of the sixty-day minimum. It is interesting, however, that the University of Waterloo (and most other Ontario universities), which started the semester on the same day as Laurier, felt there was no need to make up this additional day. It seems unreasonable that students and faculty had to be here last Saturday and the Administration did not. A 'regular day' would have required places such as the Registrar's Office to be open. The Administration decided these make-up classes were necessary, yet they did not feel that the regular student services were also needed. The fact that the Torque Room was not open only added to the animosity of the faculty and students who had attended classes. There was no place to grab a quick coffee or snack during this Thou doth protest too much 'normal' day of school. Would it not have been Beyond the loud protest of a small group of reasonable smokers, lie two basic truths about the Laurier to have the Torque Room and coffee smoking policy. It is warranted and it is fair. Guest Comment wagon in operation on that day? Oh certainly, many students claim that the policy is By Not only were students inconvenienced, but terrible; but the undeniable fact remains that smoking some professors found the docket does present a problem and requires a solution (Is John Trus your head nodding "Yes'?). The administration may unaccommodating. Mid-October is the time of year have been errant in its failure to consult students when midterms abound and week-ends offer one of before the implementation, but what end would that may be easily supplemented by observing the ritual the few opportunities that faculty have to mark the have served, except to act as a soothease to coughing, wheezing and spitting done by many a smokers? staunch smoker. In view of this, how can any stacks of assignments that pile up on their desks. Hypothetically, even if the general consensus were educational institution justify its right to teach truth There are students who take part-time business against a policy (which is extremely improbable and principle, while condoning an academically- courses that are normally scheduled on Saturdays. considering the majority of nonsmokers), and the proven health hazard? With the addition of the policy was aborted, then what would be Some additional thoughts on the issue of fairness. Monday classes, conflicts accomplished? This would effectively protect the The policy works on a two-stage phasing out arose. rights of a minority of smokers, who in the process of program, of which the first step was on July 1 1987 Other students found that the rescheduled doing their thing, would abuse the rights of the and the final step will be the abolition of all smoking classes interfered with their extra-curricular majority. on January 1 1988. Keep in mind that it may well Laurier is not a tyrannical institution bent on have been warranted to introduce the policy as a activities. Many students have part-time jobs that establishing that popular idea of "heavy-handedness" one-step plan, with no consideration to gradual require them to work on Saturdays. (at least not in this situation). According to the reduction of smoking. who had to attend their lectures "Smoking or Health" article by the Canadian Council Also, although there is no intent, here, to protect Student/Athletes On Smoking and Health, there are presently 51 administration, one must be fair in its comparison of were deprived from competing, and those who school boards across Canada in the process of student and employee policy. The rule that chose to play may have missed valuable becoming 100% smoke-free. Registered at the employees may smoke in private offices at the information. beginning of September, 1195 Canadian schools have discretion of the officeholder, is identical to the rule been presented awards being 100% as for student offices. The parallel for majority it for smoke-free, areas the In short, appears that the decision to make-up well as 1652 businesses, corporations, hospitals, of smokers without offices are the designated areas the extra day of class was not thought out community centres, etc.. Numerous bills such as C- such as the television lounge and Wilf's. thoroughly and the potential conflicts were not -204, C-51, 71, and 118 are being reviewed both The complaint with which to seriously contend is federally regulation that the cessation anticipated. If the conflicts were recognized when and provincially, trying to bring to program should be extended to smoking, its advertisement, and distribution. The students and not only the employees. This would the motion was passed in the Senate, they were point? Wilfrid Laurier is not alone in its desire to recognize that all smokers need assistance in shaking certainly ignored. This situation arises but once become smoke-free, but is a part of a large Canadian the deadly habit. every seven years, so there is plenty of time to movement to promote health. There are enough genuine, controversial policy Consider, also, the contradiction we support by problems floating about that there seems little reason work out a viable alternative before similar allowing smoking in the university. Massive medical to tear down the policy on smoking. Surely, the problems crop up again. evidence has been given to prove the severe health policy will cause a bit of a stir and shake things up, Although the Saturday classes were meant to be hazard posed by smoking, and the damage done by but no matter how much a student tries to get secondhand smoke. Any of these claims around the fact, it is for the benefit of all involved. a help to us, in reality they turned out to be more refutation of an inconvenience than anything. Would it really have been that detrimental to our intellectual life if Jackson comment homophopic? the semester had been one day shorter? We're looking forward to the four-day holiday Re. "He's Bad! But is he the Michael Jackson single-handedly fairy of them (The Letters revived a flailing music industry. we'll be getting 64-day baddest all?" during the semester next fall. Cord, October 8,1987) When 1 read Never mind the fact that probably the headline, 1 was confused. Was To The everyrock star has had some king of Michael Jackson finally making the Editor plastic surgery or uses make-up on Editorial opinions are approved by the Cord Editorial Board on behalf of Cordstaff movie of Peter Fan, but playing an the stage. Who cares if Mr. Jackson and are independent of the University, the Students' Union and the Student wants to change his appearance? Publications Board. evil Tinkerbell? Surely the columnist was not referring to Michael's sexual Who cares if he tries to buy the EDITORIAL BOARD preferences, was he? I mean, Cori to use derogatory terms referring to "Elephant Man'? Who cares if he homosexuals. thought some of travels with his a monkey? Rob Furlong. Editor-in-Chief Erika Sajnovic. News Editor Cusak says his column "is not meant 1 pet, Eric Beyer. Associate News Editor Kirk Nielsen, Entertainment Editor to be a character assassination of those words were left behind in the I am astounded that such journa- Chris Starkey, Sports Editor Cori Ferguson. Production Manager schoolyard, but here they are resur- thrive under the Michael Wert. Features Editor Michael." Well, 1 hope terms like lism is allowed to The Cord is published during the fall and winter academic terms. Offices are "fairy", "hybrid white/black rected one more. This column could banner of the Cord. located on the second floor of the Student Union Building, at Wilfrid Laurier not have been a record review, for University, Ave. W„ Waterloo. (519) 884-2990. The Cord is a member of man/woman" and "stuck pig" are Neill H. Kcrnohan 75 University Mr. Cusak has only heard two of the Canadian University Press and the Ontario Community Newspaper Association just Mr. Cusak's idea of a joke. But Mr. Kernohan's letter was cut short Copyright ©1987, WLU Student Publications. No part of the Cord may be is this funny? songs from "Bad" and he writes that reproduced without the permission of the Editor-in-Chief. as it exceeded the 250 word limit. This column a he has a limited knowledge of was personal attack Letters continued on page 13 on Michael Jackson, if not a chance "Thriller" also. Never mind that THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22. 1987 the CORD 13 Letter's continued Strikers should not go hungry Question The following letter is in response "questionable campaign ethics". ing, and which I would like to to the article "Unable or Just Yet, the Chief Returning Officer examine. Unwilling to Work." submitted for said all candidates did a good job, The comment by Scott Piatkowski our perusal by Steve Buehler in the and I agree. As well, I couldn't that "two qualified candidates ran, week's Cord. believe that WLUSU's representa- and they didn't win" bothers me in a the Week In his article Mr. Buehler seemed tive was too and surprised couple respects. While I have no of shocked of to claim that one of the "reasons" to say anything in the way of personal knowledge of Mr. Connors' By Paul Mitchell for the Regional Food Bank's prob- welcoming Brett to the Board. experience and abilities, 1 would not lems lay in the fact that striking La- I have known Brett for my past be prepared to dismiss him as Z-Boy workers were draining said three years at the University and I unqualified out of my own ignorance. than going to Saturday classes? bank. This struck me as an have also been very lucky to have Secondly, I sincerely hope that this What's worse amazingly simplistic analysis of a worked with him for the past two comment does not imply that only complex and pervasive problem. summers. Our jobs required a lot of BOD members and alumni mare It appeared that Mr. Buehler's hard work and responsibility. As a qualified for this exalted position. I main gripe was with "the system" of co-worker he was always there to have confidence in the fact that it food allotment. He suggested that it help, as a friend he is always there to must be correct to dismiss this as a was improper for "not so needy" La- listen. WLUSU is very lucky to have symptom of post-election depres- Z-Boy workers to draw from the him working with them. sion, rather than an indication of a bank when they "made it abundantly I wasn't surprised by Brett's deeper problem with our intrepid Having an intelligent conversation clear that it is acceptable not to victory, I am sure all the students BOD. with Bryan Leblanc. work when they have the option." who voted for him knew they were Mr. Leblanc's comment that cer- Are you suggesting, Mr. Buehler, going to get the best person for the tain alleged infractions should be Shaun Giilk that these workers should go hungry job.When Brett says he isapproach- cleared up "in the spirit of equality 4th Yr WLUSU nightmare because they choose not to cross able and open to students' concerns, and fairness to the electoral system picket lines? Are you inferring that he means it. to allow everyone access to positions able working men on strike, however Jennifer Beatty available in their student union: is hungry, should not have access to well-justified. Infractions were cer- Food Bank charity? Mz. Beatty's letter was cut short tainly committed during the cam- It would have been more approp- as it exceeded the 250 word limit paign (I reported one on the day of riate, in my view, if Mr. Buehler had the election). However, this is confined his article to the problems More support nothing new. Such infractions have facing the Food Bank regarding been committed in every election. supply and access, not his own Many people, including the now for Connors People who actually went to them opinions about a worker's right to The October 6th by-election not infamous OSMF have remarked strike. Yes, Mr. Buehler, we're only saw the introduction of a new upon it. Thanks for jumping on the listening and we do care! bandwagon Bryan, even if it took an Jodi Brady Vice President: University Affairs, 4th Yr Bus but revealed several inherent short- election defeat to accomplish it. John Picrce coming of student government. Shawn Giilck Among them, poster policy, election Mr Giilck's letter was cut short as it procedures, and distorted flows of exceeded the 250 word limit. information. These areas indeed Wow warrant scrutiny and future Fun! consideration. Grossman was Despite numerous barriers, for $300 dollars Did you have worth example running against "two quali- also shocked of "fun" ripping that sink off the wall fied candidates ... they didn't win" and damaging that Surprised? Yes, I did expect to urinal in the (...clearly a prejudicial statement), last Friday. Are you the same finish no more than second. But, Turret Brett Connors penetrated an exist- individual who vandalised the urinal then, so did Larry Grossman. ing sphere of influence. What has Picking your nose with a cowprod Wilfs on Oct Did you realize First ofall, as Ihave done privately, in 2nd. come to construed as the "WLUSU that you and your fellow students I would like to publicly congratulate Elite" by many students at Laurier, Wilk are paying for the damage? Does Brett Conners, the new Vice-Presi- Paul may now lose mui of its mythical Sexually destruction your dent: University Affairs, and wish Ist Yr Frustrated this senseless of character. property make you feel him the best of luck. His campaign "own" The very nature and purpose of better, it or not it is certainly was a test of the Election because believe student government is based on yours to maintain. When Council's ability to enforcecampaign repair and representation and participation. girl sitting you is gazing rules. that beside The enthusiasm demonstrated by into your eyes into your eyes is it I would also like to clarify any Connors is a welcome reminder that because she likes you or is she misconceptions that may have arisen these basic purposes can still be wondering if you are the jerk who from my appeal to the Election achieved. Not having been a Council. My protest was initiated vandalised the men's washrooms. WLUSU, previous member of before the polls closed. It was, there- Connors' victory further reinforces Donald Blane fore, in no way a response to the this idea. Unfortunately, Connors Dave results of the election, but based Bussiere work, personal campaigning Gain hard upon the principle that those who Writing an LSAT Chris style, and dedication were viewed Tom Mcßride break rules should receive suitable some as "...questionable by cam- punishment. If I had won, my appeal Nudyk Clearly, insipid. Paul paign ethics." would have been carried through. Pre-law Having received a convincing 44% Lastly, I which to let everyone deserves Good Luck of voter support, Connors know that I am still your representa- the encouragement and not scorn tive on the Board of Directors and I am speaking not only as a friend, that is largely the result of childish the Senate. Please do not fail to but more importantly as a fellow losership". attitudes and "sore make use of me whenever you need student. I am referring to our most assistance or want to voice an recent election and appointment of Zoltan Horcsok opinion. Brett Connors as Vice President of A 1 Strathdce University Affairs. 1 became very 250 This letter also exceeded the Scott Piatkowski confused by the front page article word limit Answering the of W printed The Cord on October 8, Q in Monday class. 1987. The paper was reporting the Infractions are results of the election, but in its Sue Burger contents no one had anything nice "nothing new" Discouraging... 2nd Yr Psych to say about Brett Connors, not a discouraging Brett Pamela Winter simple "congratulations" or "good The results ofthe vice-presidential It's that fellow candidates seem luck". Instead, his competitors (who election were surprising to say the Connors' more with their personal lost) referred to Brett as unqualified least. However, the comments of concerned continued on page 14 and continually commented on his the candidates were most interest- Getting a high voltage enema Bill Huycay 3rd Yr Fashion Design 14 the CORD THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22,1987 600 words or less No insight or intellectualism By Kevin Klein past. The reflection of our small community, the Cord, Well you had time to get your feet wet in university should indeed be an intellectual endeavour as we are you young impressionable frosh, and now its time to supposed to be an intellectual environment. What is m m m | off any : A campaign : reg. price i of presence, not pressure presence, not pressure. personable and generally > continued from page 13 s mens or ladies As everyone knows, but doesn't encouraged just getting out to vote: ! loss than with welcoming and sup- are, apathy at Laurier is a disturbing for whoever. y JEANS j porting our school's new VP. tradition. Connors effort was ' I was aware of the other candi- : Connors' alleged illegal campaign impressive. Despite a death in the : y with this parties were emphasized far more family which shortened his campaign dates' reputations, but Brett than the fact that without the high period, Connors did some effective Connors was there. Congratulations j COUPON j number of votes he received, the work in four days. Speaking with and Good Luck, Brett. Mf election would have been invalid. Brett, I didn't necessarily agree with Brett's campaign was one of all of his views, but he was very J. Elendst & ! B clip save coupon & Note: Letters to the editor must be typed and double spaced and must not exceed 250 words in length. Deadline is Monday ————— a f noon RESERVE ENTRY j*f-L KICK— IS YOUR SCHEME OFFICER (RESO) OFF PERFORMANCE Summer and part-time employment is SPECIAL full-time post-secondary UNPREDICTABLE available to t 4 - students looking for a physical and i mental challenge, do you have what Octv w34 it takes? 2t's your choice, your future. OOV PER GAME For more information, Visit your Monday To Thursday nearest Canadian Forces Recruiting upmToiam Center or call collect, we're in the Late N(te Bo^ng Pages Recruiting' Yellow under Return thl.Ad tor FREE Rental of Shoes . Brunswick Frederick Plaza Lanes 385 Frederick Street Kitchener, Ont. 576-1160 mm H'nr '-'nip I' — LAURIER LEATHER JACKETS GooV 818 ) I r ===:^j Do you find concentration difficult when you need it the most? Are you frustrated by inconsistencies in your performing abilities in athletics, music or seminar presentations? The Study Skills Program and Counselling Services are joiningforces to offer suggestions on improving your skills in these areas: CONCENTRATION AND PERFORMANCE Wednesday, October 28 2:30 pm Room L233 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22,1987 the CORD 15 I don't know how to run a newspaper, Mr. Thatcher. I just try everything I can think of. The Scene Citizen Kane Film club projects a reel success your start here. By Matthew Whitehead Third, several fundraisers are tentatively planned, which include parties, special screenings for the general The WLU Film Club, which is entering its first full public and guest speakers. Parties will be of a social year of existence, certainly seems to be one of the most nature, to get to know everyone in the club and to 'talk THIRD aggressive campus clubs. There are a lot of functions film', special screenings will show current films which planned for this year, which vary in activity from one have been highly acclaimed, but will not be something CINEMA event to the next. For anyone who is even mildly you might see at a regular theatre. Guest speakers may interested in film, there is something for you. occasionally accompany the weekly showings. The club was founded by Jesse Corning who is now a FESTIVAL Speaking of the weekly films, room 2E7 is the volunteer. Before he left to pursue Honours Film location for Friday and Saturday afternoon showings Studies at Waterloo, he held elections to form an this year. There be a film most weeks, which range executive, which presently consists of four people—a will in content from comedy (Charlie Chaplin's Modern president, vice-president, secretary, and treasurer. So Times), to serious, to classics, such as Humphrey far this year, 80 people have joined the club, which is a Bogart's To Have and Have Not. These films are favourable number when trying to get enough support usually not you very many Monkey ones would find shown in Bars for bringing in films. places, either they are considered to be 'old' or just At a meeting in September, several attributes were plain 'off the wall'. Anyone can go to these screenings, By Seymour added to the membership fee of $3. First, the LU Pink W Film though a very small donation is requested from non-members. Bars have almost always been best assimilated with monkey cages. Lan t. Kelso Something else the club is working on is trying to get reduced rates at local theatres with the membership. Now, let me make one thing perfectly clear, 1 am not a bar-type This would be good for everyone, as viewers would person. The only reason I decided to venture out into this wild side of save money, and get theatres would more business human revelry was for a friend, whose pleas for social recognition because of it. could not be ignored. We strode out carelessly into the night, tossing The club expects to break even this year, but would fate into the cool October breeze. The crisp, quiet scent of autumn like to make some money. It costs a fair bit to get good leaves that filled our lungs proved to be only the infamous calm before movies to screen. to in Thousands of titles are available a storm. It was awful. the club through universities and other the National There is a certain bar in the area which used to be notorious for Film Board, but the bigger, more commercial movies good times and clean, honest fun. We decided it should be the main have to be rented. venue for an evening of effervescent exitement. Onward ho! Coming up in November is the Third Cinema We entered the establishment on the lower level. What lay before Festival which will take place, in part, at WLU. Passes us was a cellar community of malt-parasites and interesting little will be on sale for the entire festival or for individual animals fashionably appelled "snooker rats". Finding myself quite movies. All information is on the club board in the moved, and in fact close to tears, I suggested we move on to the main hallway between the Concourse and Arts Building. stage of our journey. membership also gets you a membership at the the Club Look to this bulletin board for all Mounting the spiral staircase, I vaguely recalled Dante's little tale, Princess Cinema, which is worth $4, and at the Elora upcoming events the club has to offer. and felt relieved at our upward mobility. At the apex of our ascension Gorge. Meetings are sporadic, but everyone is we were met by a tribal drum beat and the distinct smell of uninhibited Second, the club will be making at least one movie welcome. You can contact Jesse Corning or George jolification. The lights flickered as large groups of natives gathered and a couple of animated shorts, by the members. If Civello (their numbers are listed on the Film Club board) about the central watering hole offering material pocessions in you have aspirations to be a movie star, you can get for more information. exchange for tastes of the holy liquid. Others, adorned in specific costumes and war paint, performed strange rites to the obscure sounds which emanated throughout. We, fearing for our lives, decided the best thing to do was to appease the natives by joining them. After feeble attempts at assimilating the movements of the masses, I decided it was a useless venture. In a cold sweat, I carefully collected my friend, who by this time had passed the point of sober judgement, and headed back from whence we came. Through the crowds we raced until...at last we stretched out into the gentle fall eventide. With the bar at a safe distance, we walked the naked streets until the dawn clothed our eyes, and slept. Heart beat fast By Rob Jordan a minute or two for a standing ovation. The foundation of Maple Leaf A crowd favourite was the power- Gardens shook last Friday night as ful vocal performance delivered by 18,000 enthusiastic fans greeted the Ann Wilson on WaitFor An Answer, group Heart for an intense night of a song written by Lisa Dalbello. rock and roll. The latter half of the concert And rock they did. Heart wasted consisted of a long string of hits both no time getting the crowd on their old an new, including Never, Who feet, ripping through raucous Will You Run To, Even It Up and Wordly Faith Wilts versions of Bad Animals, The Wolf, Magic Man. at and duelling guitar Barracuda. The Heart ended the evening with work of Nancy Wilson and By Denise Squire wit and knowledge to a variety of cafes, pubs, folk Howard their trademark encore cover ofLed Lesse thrilled the sell-out festivals, universities, workshops, and educational crowd Zeppelin's Rock and Roll. Heart's with their expertise. "Everybody asks me what country am I from, I say As well as composing and performing, rowdy treatment of the song high- conferences. Nancy Wilson, looking I'm from the world." Nolan has been extremely active in several community Guitarist lighted the delicate fingerwork of better now in her mid-thirties than Meet Faith Nolan. A blues singer who delves into programsin Canadaand in the United States, both in a guitarist Howard Lesse and the top before, proved a folk, spiritual, jazz, reggae fusion and funk, she is a founding and participatory capacity. Nolan has also ever herself to be notch vocals of Ann Wilson. It was a first rate singer on a beautiful rendi- Jill-of-all-genres in live entertainment. Nolan sings for performed in and directed theatre productions in fitting end to a show which combined tion of These Dreams. justice—her songs address such issues as racism, Massachusetts and Halifax. In addition, she has tender ballads with no-nonsense The years haven't sexism, poverty, and homophobia—and she sings with published newspaper articles and two songbooks: one been as kind to guitar rock. lead vocalist Ann Regardless feeling and conviction. Yet despite the serious nature of for first album, Africuille, and one for her Heritage Wilson. her of her hefty build, why Californian quintet Bourgeois her songs' subject matter, Nolan is not grim and And if all that weren't enough, Nolan also Ann showed Music. she is Tagg did little more than annoy the moralizing; she is an engaging performer who plays performs concerts for children two to six years old, the best female vocalist in rock today. She hit the high notes crowd during their 40-minute guitar and harmonica, has an incredible voice, and which focus on developing such skills as emotional set. They greeted with a vengeance on the newer opening were offers a show filled with great music, good humour, a bit expression, rhythm, singing, and improvisation. largely with indifference. of satire, a touch of raunch, and a generous supply of songs I Want You So Bad and direct and insightful chatter. It doesn't take long to realize, after hearing a bit of Alone, as well as on the classic There may be nothing particularly Originally from Nova Scotia, Faith Nolan now calls Faith Nolan's music, that this isan enormously talented Crazy On You. innovative about the brand of music Toronto her home, and has become well-known there woman. Don't miss the chance to hear Faith Nolan on The high energy performance, Heart plays. But the energy of their for her numerous performances in clubs, at benefits, Saturday, October 24, in Wilf's. Youcan be guaranteed which lasted almost two hours, was live show, combined with their good and in feminist and political rallies. However, Nolan that she'll provide an evening of thoroughly enjoyable highlighted by an acoustic version of looks and well-crafted songs provide reputation has spread far beyond the Toronto area. and thought-provoking entertainment. Faith Nolan is their 1976 hit, Dreamboat Annie. Heart with a winning formula which She has travelled extensively in the United States, one woman "from the world" that everyone should The crowd response was over- should cement their position at the throughout Canada, and in Europe, bringing her talent, meet! whelming, and the show was delayed top of the charts for years to come. 16 the CORD THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22,1987 A Thought It appears to me that the solemness of a funeral is not upheld by the people who dig graves (sometimes known as gravediggers). On the way home from work I passed by some old chap going about his business (with a shovel) and he didn't look particularly somber. Imagine the grief of those close to the deceased if they happened to stumble upon this cheery old chum digging a hole in the ground. Granted there would be no particular reason for the digger of graves to be sad if he/she had no connection with the deceased—apart from a sympathetic understanding at the remorse of the loss of life. Or it could be quite possible that this unknown gravedigger might be of the opinion that death is a happy occasion, that it is only through death that one can truly move on to eternal happiness. God knows some intelligent people who are completely unsatisfied with the rotten and rank (thank you Will Shakespeare) state of this planet earth may hold such a view. Anyway, think of those poor beggars who are sad. It's just a thought... Michael Wert Photo by Mozo "This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around..." David Byrne My Cat, My Love I don't know you, yet I love you Mere aquaintances though I've seen your soul You never tried, but you've changed my life My Heart has been moved by you as by no other And time goes by and we grow older Not together but apart I shudder to think of my lack of words In your presence I cannot speak If I speak 1 fear the loss of you completely My heart would wither and die All would be black By keeping silent I will never know you Fracture An equally dismal fate Morning After Although this situation seems hopeless breaking new gound... And indeed is a living hell Wonder about it all I'd welome it a thousand times over Giving someone the freedom they ask for Because although I don't know you-I love you At the price of a torn heart I do not love her (yet) Rob Mann But I draw no consolation from it I'm expected to be available For calls, and the varied dates I'm something special I'm now called friend night Last should irritate me "I saw the best minds of my generation It was a planned, executed operation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical Toothbrush in hand naked,..." I was in no hurry from Allen Ginsberg's Howl But I understand she was I knew and accepted that I was A fragment of her time A piece that grew, because self determination Is not strong enough to stand alone I'm assured of not being alone Because she is my friend I asked for something consistent Not time consuming Now I say good-bye and cry. Misfit THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1987 -the CORD- 17 CIAU FOOTBALL RANKINGS CIAU SOCCER RANKINGS 1. Victoria 6. St. Mary's 1. Western 6. WILFRID LAURIER 2. WILFRID LAURIER 7. Concordia 2. British Columbia 7. Alberta 3. British Columbia 8. Alberta 3. Bishop's 8. McGill 4. Queen's 9. Windsor 4. St. Mary's 9. Windsor 5. Memorial 10. McGill SPORTS 5. Acadia 10. Queen's Getting wrapped up in his work: Windsor running back Andrew Ross finds himself deep in set up a probableWindsor/Laurier play-off in two week's time. Following up on the play are the arms of the Laurier backfield during the Hawks' 38-15 homefield win last Thursday. The Bruce Lowe (98), Geoff Belanger (22), Jon Graffi (44) and Veron Stiliadis (66). win clinched second-Dlace in the OUAA, elevated WLU to sixth in the Canadian top ten, and Hawks Wallop Windsor 38-15 a but the their lead to 31-8 four plays later, as By Dave Agnew Yates Cup final. Rod Fhilp and scooted across the missed 41-yard attempt, That final will likely be in J.W. goal line unmolested for the score. Lancers conceded a point, upping Steve Rainey booted a 44-yard three - pointer through uprights, The Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawk Little Stadium against the Western Cecchini had yet another impres- the Hawk lead to 22-8. the his outing, scoring pair quarter, a good longest field goal of the season. football squad took a large step Mustangs (and their timer) as the sive a of touch- Early in the fourth The Lancers up decent forward in its quest for a champion- UWO squad remained undefeated downs and carrying the ball 22 times balance ofrunning and passing plays put some the Hawk offense offensive numbers in the game, ship season with a convincing 38-15 with wins over Windsor and for 161 of the team's 261 rushing enabled Golden Windsor yard gaining 130 yards rushing and 246 victory over the visiting Windsor McMaster. yards. Head Coach Rich Newbrough to march to the seven over yards passing, but they failed to Lancers last Thursday evening. For the second week in a row, the was extremely pleased with the line, and Andy Cecchini took the goal come up with the big plays. With one week remaining in the Hawks opened with a surge, putting Hawk running attack. "Andy and from there, barrelling over job of TD of the game. Windsor finally scored their season, this win clinched second the ball into the end zone on their Luc (Gerritsen) did a super line for his second kickoff was second major of the day midway place in the OUAA standings for the first two possessions. running the ball. They also helped The ensuing returned 49-yard through the final quarter as backup Hawks, who improved to 5-1, while After Windsor had gone ahead 1- out by catching the bail out of the all the way to the Windsor play Lancer quarterback Joe Capriotti threw a the 4-2 Lancers will end up in third 0 on a missed field goal, Laurier took backfield." line, and on the next pass into double coverage from 26 position. This means that Windsor possession at their own 35-yard line The Hawks next possession was quarterback Mark McGugan put was yards out. Dove must make a return trip to Seagram and quickly marched down the field. highlighted by the passing game. the ball up for grabs. The ball Laurier's Rohan the away from the the play-offs in two From the three-yard line rookie Wide receiver Joe Nastasiuk found tipped right into the hands ofLaurier batted ball Stadium for but Lancer run- weeks time, when the two teams will sensation Andy Cecchini took an a seam between the short and deep cornerback Dave Cumber, who intended receiver ning Collins picked it out battle for the right to advance to the option pitchout from quarterback coverage and brought down a high dazzled the crowd with an exciting back Steve throw from Fhilp. Nastasiuk then 76-yard return for what appeared to of the air and jogged into the end employed some fancy footwork to be a touchdown. However, an illegal zone for the score, shortening the beat the Windsor safety and dash block in Laurier's end of the field margin to 31-15. into the end zone for a 49-yard TD. nullified the score. "Cumber The Hawks closed out the scoring Nastasiuk has been in the shadows deserved the touchdown on that late in tne game as Joe Nastasiuk throughout his university career, play," said Newbrough. "The penalty outbattled a Lancer defender in the first behind his brother Paul (now was nowhere near the play, and it end zone for a 14-yard TDreception, with the BC Lions) and then behind wasn't even flagrant." his second of the day. Rainey All-Canadian Ken Evraire last In any case, the Hawks increased continued on page 20 season. This year, Evraire, Philp and Cecchini have been stealing the spot- light while Nastasiuk has quietly evolved into the nation's 63 receiver. Lady Hawks cash "Rod threw to his underneath receivers nicely," commented Newbrough. "The offensive line kept the heat off him and he had time to throw." Philp was good on 19 of 26 in at Gold Rush attempts for 266 yards and he also effectively directed several option By Rob Mann plays with Cecchini. Early in the second quarter with The Lady Hawk basketball team hosted the 2nd annual Gold Rush Laurier leading 15-1, Windsor put Invitational Tournament on the weekend,hosting teams from Waterloo, together some offense of their own, York, and Ryerson. driving down Hawk three- to the Laurier finished first with a 3-0 record. Waterloo Athenas were running back yard line. From there, second, York Yeowomen third and Ryerson Lady Rams fourth, each Andrew Ross bounced through the with identical 1-2 slates. line and into the end zone for the On Friday, Waterloo beat York 43-36 and Laurier defeated Ryerson Graeme Flett's touchdown. Kicker 79-58. On Saturday, Laurier downed Waterloo 64-42, York squeaked by was good, cutting the lead convert Ryerson in overtime 58-50, Ryerson edged Waterloo 61-58 and Laurier to 15-8. finished the tournament undefeated by besting York 63-49. could again Neither team score Michelle McGregor of Ryerson, Michelle Campbell and Kim Rau of before the half, as both teams' Waterloo and Laurier's Kris Peel and Coleen Ryan were named offensive units struggled with penalty tournament all-stars. troubles and tough defences. An honourable mention went to Sue Little. Little averaged 15 points a In third Laurier twice the quarter, game, while other high scorers were Peel witha27-point game (13 for 18 moved the ball inside the Windsor from the field) against York, and Ryan with a 14-point game against came up short both 10-yard line but Waterloo. Ann Weber was named the tournament's MVP and was later times, settling for a pair of Steve Cord photos by Scoop Furlong honoured as Lady Hawk-of-the Week. Rainey field goals. Rainey then 18 the CORD THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22.1987 Badgers break Hawks' soccer bubble By Chris Starkey were even under several inches of lift at halftime that carried through LAURIER 2, WATERLOO 1 from 35 yards to the far post. Joe water. to the second frame. Peter Mackie's When the Waterloo Warriors Formica went high and headed it in The WLU men's soccer Hawks With only seconds remaining in shot 30 seconds after the opening came to Bechtel Park last Wednes for his 10th goal of the campaign. kept their winning streak alive at the half, the Hawks went ahead to whistle was stopped, but there ay, the Golden Hawks were expect- The third-year Arts major has eight with a 4-2 victory over the stay. Scott Patriquin made a per- ound went to Henry Bout who ing to play the team they had easily notched 34% ofLaurier's goals so far McMaster Marauders in Hamilton fectly timedrun down the right side, blasted a drive past the Mac keeper. defeated 3-0 at their last this season. on October 7th. Rain all morning getting the ball 10yards past the last From the Bout goal on, Laurier meeting several weeks ago. That An injured Formica pulled himself had drenched the field, and the Mac defender. At the dead ball line, dominated the game. The fourth Waterloo team didn't show up, out of the game in the 10th minute precipitation continued for the entire Patriquin elected not to shoot, but and final goal once again came off of though, and the Hawks were fortun- and was replaced by Lyndon match, making for poor playing a Peter Mackie rebound, the scorer ate to come away with a 2-1 decision. Hooper, fresh from a three-week conditions. Formica. It was the ninth goal of the Again the Hawks found them- tour with the Canadian national At the eight-minute mark, the year for the club's top scorer. selves down one goal early. The team in San Salvador. Hooper was a Hawks found themselves in a unique In the dying minutes of the game, Warriors' Mike Houston took ad consensus OUAA and second-team position: for the first time this season McMaster scored on a deflection off antage of a sloppily-defended free CIAU all-star last season but had Laurier was behind in an OUAA of sweeper Peter Gilfillan's leg. kick and put it by Hawk goalkeeper opted out of playing this year at soccer match. Afterwards, Lyon said, "I was a Uwe Kraemer in only the third Laurier. The Marauders' 1-0 lead did not little pissed off that we let in two minute of the game. Coach Lyon was obviously ec- last long, however, as Laurier came goals but considering the conditions, The Waterloo elation would last static at the midfielder's return, but back just three minutes to tie the we were lucky to come out of there until the fifth minute, though, as the expressed some apprehension at score as Seaforth native Dave with no injuries." Patriquin was Hawks rebounded with a converted putting him into the playing lineup Murray knocked in Peter Mackie's named game MVP for the second free kick of their own. Sweeper immediately. "1 told Lyndon that out rebound. time this season. Peter Gilfillan booted a super cross continued on page 19 The rest of the half was spent DAVE MURRAY getting used to the field conditions. threw a perfect cross to a trio of "The ball was very, very slippery teammates in front of the net. Women's soccer: fighting for playoffs which made it hard for the keepers Rookie Lucky Chhina called off to handle," said Coach Barry Lyon. Kevin Adams and Joe Formica and By Rob Mann passes. The play culminated in a blasted a murderous 30-yard shot "Sometimes the ball would bounce headed the cross into the net for a Loreen Paulo feed to Carol Walter, went under the crossbar to give normally, other times it would skid 2-1 lead. It was a disappointing week and a who stuck home a blast past the Western the game's only goal. or even stop dead." Some sections The last-second goal gave WLU a half for the Lady Hawks' soccer Waterloo keeper. Western took control of the game team as they tied one and lost two, Mohammed described the game and forced Hughes and the defense turning a respectable record of 2-2 as "a bad loss and a formidable to come up big several times. into a somewhat dismal 2-4-1. The blow...it was given away." A dangerous situation came up in Lady Hawks started out the week the second half. Co-captain Blair against Guelph—the team Laurier Western 1, Laurier 0 Fowlie jumped to head a ball from will have to beat to grab the last play The Lady Hawks travelled to the crease area, and was elbowed in 1 ESSAY WRITING SKILLS \ off position in the West. London last Sunday to play the the upper sternum area. The Laurier 1, Guelph 1 second place Mustangs. The Lady Western instigator fell and Fowlie It was not a great day for soccer Hawks seemed to have no luck landed on her. Fowlie stood up and | TUESDAYS: 2:30-3:20 p.m. I as Laurier and Guelph were up to whatsoever and Western went on to swore at the Western back. The their ankles in muddy water and had win a very strange game 1-0. referee, though standing behind her, 5 Researching Your Paper October 20 5 1. a difficult time playing in the cold The Lady Hawks controlled the thought she was talking to him and Organization & Thesis Development October 27 £ 5 2. rain. Despite the adverse field condi- play the entire first half coming up Fowlie was issued a red card. 4 3. Editing, Proofreading & The Finishing Touches November 3 $ tions both teams managed to play with chances involving Lisa Fee and Western was also awarded a penalty exciting soccer as neither side clearly Loreen Paulo. The petite but power- kick. Hughes calmly stepped in front dominated the game. ful pair put an immense amount of of the shot and made the save. The Lady Hawks opened the pressure on Western's defense early Mohammed was irate over the scoring on a great offensive play in the game but could not connect. referee's actions but remained in engineered by Michelle Gibbens. The Western offense was shut control. He took down the referee's Gibbens charged through the pack down by the strong defensive efforts license number and is filing a formal and found herself unable to pass the of Tracy Matson, Blair Fowlie and protest. "This is not the first time ball off and realised a shot would be Heather Purdy. Matson was I've heard about this ref," explained futile. With a gaggling group of grimy especially tough on the side lines Mohammed. The Guelph Gryphon Guelph guards grimacing greatly and putting the ball out of play at crucial coach had called Mohammed earlier gawking greedily (grief!), Gibbens moments and making good solid that morning to warn him of the circled back and hit speedster tackles. Matson is adjusting well her official. "He lost all authority in the Loreen Paulo with a well-placed new position this year, using her game." pass. Paulo, a constant threat, made quickness tocatch breaking wingers. The Lady Hawks must win four of no mistake blasting the ball to the Laurier stuck to their game in the their next five games to grab a play 2 The Study Skills Program is offering a three-part seminar series on 2 open left of the net. The Hawk second half but Western caught off spot. They play at Brock this J essay writing skills. You can attend all three, or choose the ones which 2 defence held firm for the rest of the them off guard on an innocent- Saturday and play host to the half and the women went into the looking play. A Western midfielder undefeated Marauders Sunday. * address your particular needs. All seminars are in Room L234. 5 dressing room with a 1-0 lead. 8 Call Extension 2338 for more information. « Guelph came out strong in the second half and got the equalizer when a Guelph striker flew past the defence to put one by Laurier goal- Sports quiz keeper Lynne Hughes. The Lady came Hawks back to life after the By Serge Grenier goal and put the pressure on but came up short. Paulo put one off the 1. Name the Montreal Expo pitcher who was born in Nicaragua. crossbar late in the match but the 2. What Toronto Blue Jay is a graduate of Amherst College? game ended in a 1-1 tie. Coach Syed 3. What previous regular did the Detroit Tigers trade to the Pittsburgh Mohammed felt the match wasfairly Pirates to obtain third baseman Jim Morrison? even. "We had a slight edge but it 4. Who did the St. Louis Cardinals trade to the New York Yankees to Q was a good tie". acquire Willie McGee? Waterloo 2, Laurier 1 5. What former British Columbia Lion quarterbacked the New Orleans The Lady Hawks played the Saints last Sunday? ■gtardeyb Athenas last Wednesday, a team 6. Name the Laurier Golden Hawk who was featured on last week's who at that point had not won a Hebzee Awards on Global TV's Sportsline? game. Waterloo managed a 2-1 7. Clement Jodoin, the coach of last year's CIAU hockey champions victory over a mundane Lady Hawk Trois-Rivieres Patriotes, is now an assistant coach for what NHL team? side. The Lady Hawks' play-offs 8. What is Carolyn Waldo's Olympic event? hopes were especially hurt as 9. Who is the last Canadian to win a Commonwealth Games boxing gold victories over the weaker clubs medal? should be counted as automatic 10. What famous American general competed in the modern pentathlon wins. at the Olympic Games? Free Fries!!! The Athenas completely dominated the first half and scored The Sergical Stumper: the only goal of the frame. A high The Toronto Blue Jays have had four Canadians on their forty-man cross at of landed the feet a Waterloo roster over the years. The first was utility infielder Dave McKay and the with burger and pop striker who sped by the defense to most recent outfielder Rob Ducey. Who were the two Canucks on the score. squad between them? Two minutes into the second half Waterloo cashed in on a A Laurier s closest restaurant, free kick. Shipanoff Dave and Hodgson Paul Stumper: The Waterloo striker headed the ball past the keeper Hughes and mad Patton S. George 10. Fourcade John 5. across Athletic complex Sykes 4. just from the the score 2-0. The Lady Hawks' Clarke Chris 9. Bob passing was brutal most of the Swimming Synchronized 8. Coles Darnell 3. match, but shortly after the Penguins Pittsburgh 7. Cerutti John 2. get free fries Waterloo goal, they dazed the Cecchini Andy 6. Martinez Dennis 1. must have this Ad to Athena defence with six quick, long Answers: THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22,1987 the CORD 19 High-powered hockey Hawksflying... By Scott MacDonald Blues, Waterloo Warriors, Western Mustangs, and Guelph Gryphons. The 1987-88 edition of the Wilfrid Guelph is doomed to a long season, Laurier Golden Hawks hockey team as the other squads were the top five is geared up and ready to tackle in last year's league, and were all another season. The team will be ranked in the nation's top ten. facing its toughest schedule in The Hockey Hawks placed a very history, but at the same time, close fifth last year, but will be hard- expectations are equally high. pressed to match last year's record, "I think we're in a very, very as they play teams from their division competitive position this year, from three times and once versus the rest what we've seen so far," said head of the league. coach Wayne Gowing. This opti- Despite the stiff challenge, Gowing mism, however, must be tempered enjoys the new set-up. He also with an understanding of the top realizes that any optimism must be flight competition Laurier will be guarded. "It will be very tough to facing this season. make the play-offs. If we don't play The OUAA, formerly a single better than we did last year, we division of 13 teams, has been won't do it. expanded and realigned. Joining the THe Hawks are an improved team loop are the remains of the defunct this year,retaining all of their scoring OQFC.The McGiDRedmen, Concordia punch, while bolstering their defen- Stingers, Ottawa Gee-Gees, and sive game. Returning to handle the defending national champion Les scoring are top guns Greg Puhalski, Terry McCutcheon, the, Patriotes de Quebec/Trois-Rivieres An all too familiar sight:Todd Cochlan of the Western Mustangs penetrates the Hawk defence for one of (UQTR) join RMC's Redmen and Shawn Reagan, and Doug Marsden. eight UWO goals last Saturday. The Hawkey Hawks dropped their season opener 8-6 at Albert McCormick the Golden Gaels of Queen's to An inconsistent defensive game Arena. Here, defencemen Eric Calder (5) and Scott McCullough (8) and netminder ChrisLuscombe try in vain to form the East Division. was the Hawks' downfall last year. keep the puck out of the Hawk twine. Two ex-OHLers, Bywater The West will be the "weak sister" Brent earned a 5-5 tie with crosstown rival Western, Toronto, and Guelph. Bay Hounds, both of themright wingers. of the league, with the Windsor from the North Centennialsand games. will the East The team's biggest may Waterloo in exhibition The Trois-Rivieres take Lancers, Voyageurs, Bill Loshaw of the Guelph Platers weakness Laurentian be its penalty killing. squad won the Western Classic handily and the Windsor Lancers Badgers, will solidify the blue-line corps. Gone are Brock McMaster specialists Joe Hrysko and Peter Tournament with big wins over York will be the least awful West repre- Ryerson Rams com- Sophomore goaltender Chris Marauders,and Black and the slack must be taken and Western, and were runners-up sentative. peting for the pennant, then a place Luscombe will be joined by new up somewhere. Gowing described at the Warrior Invitational, losing to The new alignment will bring the the play-offs. play-off champs, omer Rob Dopson between the in The Black as "the best penalty-killer in Waterloo after again downing the most exciting brand of hockey ever the highest-placed pipes. and divisional the league last year." Yeomen. to WLU, and every game should be finalist will advance to a "Final Other newcomers to the Hockey Despite their early-season slump, a treat. Whether or not the Hawks Four." Hawks via the junior system are The Hawks have enjoyed an Gowing feels that York is the team can overcome a tough schedule to Laurier will be challenged by the Peter McSorley from the Kitchener almost perfect pre season this year. to beat in the Central. This humble bring the OUAAchampionship back strongest division in Canada. Joining Junior "B" Rangers and Steve Cote The team opened with a 4-0 shutout scribe feels that Waterloo will be on to the Laurier trophy case remains College, WLU are York Yeomen, Toronto from the Sault Ste. Marie Grey victory over Humber and top followed by Laurier, York, to be seen. ...but grounded by Western in opener By Read of the Hockey Hawks. But in their Chris The game was never in doubt, as to the second, but was not pass between two Mustang rear- season opener on Saturday night, the Mustangs jumped out to an early blaming his goalies for the loss. "It's guards, raced in alone, and threw it a solid pre big things they were humbled by arch-rival After season, 3-0 lead. All three goals featured a tough to blame them in such a high over the glove of Titus. are expected from this year's edition Western, losing 8-6. lapse by the Hawk defence, with sloppy game like this," said Gowing. In the third period, Cole added his men left alone in front of startled Referring to the change, Gowing second goal of the evening to netminder Chris Luscombe. lamented, "We needed to try and stretch the lead to three, and Barn-raising soon? Phil Carter and Peter Zister shake things up." p Reagan completed his hattriclt for power the Hawks with a quick wrist shot to scored back-to-back play But the move did not help, as goals for Western, and the top corner. Defensive problems By Paul Halyk Scott Cole Western jumped to a four goal lead scored his first of two on the night, continued for but Dopson before the period was half over. Laurier, to give the Mustangs their early did manage to stop two break ways The Barn is no more. Mustang Rob Kingshott scored lead. Cole's goal came as he to keep the game close. The cozy confines of Memorial Arena, home arena of the Wilfrid from a scramble in front, before Joel deflected a Rob VanWynsberghe Although Gowing was not pleas- Laurier hockey Hawks and centrestage many memorable games, is Curtis tapped in a beautiful pass shot through the legs of ed with the play of his own club, he going through a major facelift. The new look welcoming Hawk fans will Luscombe. from Hawk teammate Greg Laurier did manage to pull within had nothing praise for - but the- resemble that of a dome the roof will be similar to the synthetic rubber Puhalski. Then, with Puhalski off on one when veteran Shawn Reagan London team. "They were better bubbles inflated over tennis courts in cold weather. a questionable delay of game call, scored two in a row, the first one than in pre season, they out-hustled The stress of 40 years of heavy snow accumulation over the years have Mike Tomlak scored. That goal was coming on a powerplay. On both us and won all the small battles," taken their toll on the building. In June, the Ontario Ministry of Labour followed 42 seconds later by Jeff occasions, Reagan was left unguard- said the coach. closed-off the arena for safety reasons sighting structural problems. Turner, to all but ice the win. ed in front of Western goalie Steve The Hawks will have to be better The front entrance, the rink itself, and most of the seats remain Titus. That was as close as the Doug Marsden later rapped a disciplined if they are to stay near untouched in the $700,000 reconstruction job. Howie Didrick, Director Hawks would get, though, as Chris loose puck into an open Western the top of the tough Central of Community Services for Waterloo, expects the work to be fully Penman poked home a loose puck just after a man-advantage had Division. The opponents do not get finished before the last week in November. net for the Mustangs' third of four power expired. Five minutes later, great easier, as the team played York last Coach Wayne Gowing's troops in the meantime have moved play goals. penalty killing by Hawk Scott night, travel to for the temporarily to McCormick Arena to ply their trade. Their first exhibition and London Coach Wayne Gowing yanked- McCulloch lead to a shorthanded return match against Western to- game will feature the Hawks entertaining Humber College at home Luscombe in favour of Rob Dop on marker. McCulloch picked off a morrow. October Ist. —— Soccer Ontario's best, 2nd in Canadian rankings the Hawks an insurance marker ten men back." Waterloo was play- keeper, CSL player Dino Fern, for Thompson. Pressure from a Brock three minutes later with what Lyon ing for the tie from the 15th minute stymying the Hawk offence. "He is forward forced the third-year player continued from page 18 called "the hardest shot of the year." on. Despite a sub .500 record the probably the best in Ontario." Perri to play the ball 30 yards back to An eye-level missile from 20 yards Waterloo side is in a dogfight for made several key stops en route to keeper Uwe Kraemer. The pass of fairness to the other players on third-place in the West with Western only went about 10 of those yards the team that I would start him on and McMaster. "They were 'up' for and the rushing Badger pounced on the bench and work him in." The the 61 team and came to play but a the loose ball and put it behind Formica injury and the closeness of win is a win." Kraemer. the match brought Hooper in prem Kraemer made what Lyon called turely, however. BROCK 1,LAURIER 0 "an absolutely incredible save" on a Hooper was at the centre of a The bubble broke for the Golden Brock penalty kick in the second slight controversy in the 68th minute Hawks last Sunday, as the Brock half. The call was made against as he was hauled down almost on Badgers pulled off the biggest upset Kraemer fo£ colliding with an on the 18-yard line. A penalty shot was of the year. The decision was the ushing Badger striker. In the dress not awarded and the ensuing free first loss for the Hawks, and only the ng room afterwards, Kraemer said kick was blocked by the Waterloo second win for Brock. with gritted teeth, "there was no wall. Coach Barry Lyon said it was one way he was going to score. of those "Murphy's Law" days. "We No longer country's top team, Henry Bout scored the game HENRY BOUT PETER MACKIE the winner in the 75th minute on a pass were all over them for most of the Laurier should see teams playing from Peter Mackie. Bout has been out was thwarted only by a tre- match." Brock employed a defence the Badgers first win ever over the within themselves again. Waterloo conspicuously absent from WLU mendous face save by the Warrior out of Waterloo's playbook, drop- WLU side. The Hawks are now 17- and Brock are sth and 6th place scoresheets this season but made netminder. He never saw what hit ping everyone back and plugging up 1-0 lifetime against the lads from St. team who just about came away the most of the opportunity with a him. the 18-yard box. "It looked like Catherine's. with points just because they were low shot the Waterloo keeper had Lyon was not disappointed with Brock was playing for the 0-0 tie The only goal of the contest came so up for the matches. Ryerson and no chance to nab. the showing saying "it's hard to from the first minute on," said Lyon. at the 32 minute mark on a defensive Guelph are on this weekend's Mario Halipir just missed giving score when your opponents have Lyon gave credit to the Brock miscue by fullback Darin agenda of games. 20 the CORD THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22,1987 - UWO-haters unite! By Rob Mann 3 T/F records shattered Not a day goes by that I don't hear that word. A word, I, as a child, once loved. A word that use to bring visions of horses, saloons, a darn place finish in the 10,000 metres, good sandwich or occasionally even John Wayne By Brad Lyon Queens with 159, the host to mind. Now when with a time of 35:35.4. I hear that word, a slow churning action starts up in my Marauders with 99 and the stomach, my The 4xloo metre relay team, a chest feels tight, and a semi-repressed memory Several Laurier track and field University of Windsor in fourth that I will take to my throw-together due injuries grave avoids all attempts to bury records fell last weekend as the effort to place with 84 points. it. and no-shows, consisted of Jeremy I'm cold. I'm wet. The rain appropriately during a Golden Hawks dominated several Outstanding individual perform- falls long walk Russell, Lindsay Rennie, Dave Elliott back to the car. The effects of any alcohol events at the OUAA Track and ances wererecorded by Gary Monroe consumed are completely and Rob Dorr, and finished fifth in a negated and total sobriety hits every Field championships held at of the University of Toronto and Laurier student no matter how time of 49.9 seconds. Koenig ad- abysmally hammered. Five minutes earlier I felt absolutely McMaster University. Paula Schnurr. Monroe set a new fantastic, as mitted that the team probably would did we all, but now that feeling is gone. no raped. It has Leading the Laurier charge to the OUAA record in the triple jump, Stolen, been not have finished any higher even if raped from me and all other Golden Hawks. It's exact feeling medal circle was Paul Self who breaking a seven-year-old record. that gut the regular team had been entered. of outrage, and disbelief you when brought home the Hawks' sole Schnurr recorded three victories that get that serious girlfriend Other finishes that resulted in in drops the bomb on your life and wants you to walk away as if you OUAA Championship title with a individual events, as well as anchor victory in the 3000 m steeplechase. points towards the overall Laurier understand why you're now the biggest disposable waste-product on total ing her relay team. the earth. In winning the race, Self demolished team included Jim Stummer's 7th place outcome in the discus and Coach Koenig was impressed by In the fair city of London a giant injustice. A the old school record by over 24 lurks cancerous Tony Heayn's Bth place finish in the his team's performance. "They creature which answers to the of seconds, setting a new time of 9 name Western. Their reputation as 10,000 metres. threw a performed as well as can be expect- an institute of higher learning minutes, 21.8 seconds. Self was I Stummer is up there at the top, along with their distance of 32.40 metres, while ed. I'm delighted about Paul (Self), size, beautiful campus, facilities (washrooms named the Gatorade WLU Athlete- and such), faculty, and Heayn ran a time of 39:04.7. Bill (Plain), Evan (Nichols) and Mike everything else money of-the-Week for his performance. can buy. One thing money can't buy however, Overall, Laurier finished the champ- (Booker)." is good judgement and apparently Not to be outdone was the other their's none to be found when it ionships in fifth place with 58 points. This ends the 1987 track and field comes to Western's sports program. half of the Stratford connection, Think back. How many games The University of Toronto finished season, as there are no CIAU have you seen of any sport whatsoever, played at Mike Booker, who distinguished him- Western? Now, how atop the final standings with an championships in this area ofathletic many of those games in self under very difficultcircum- were which the officiating was questionable or impressive 238 points, followed by endeavour. the time keeping off just a wee bit? stances. Booker finished fourth in both the 1500 and 5000 metres. In As a Laurier frosh, I was conditioned to hate Western , I was the 1500, Booker set a new school without understanding until I went to the football finals two years ago at Mac record, finishing in a time of 4:02.2. Gridders mash Western and witnessed an unbelievable injustice. Samways Steve had His time in the 5000 was 15:19.3. By Dave Agnew time for 137 plays with only 1:16 to go. Those who witnessed the game According to coach Ray Koenig, six of the majors and kicked two know who the better team was but Western walked away with the this result could have been much The Wilfrid Laurier football team field goals to move into fourth-place Yates Cup. improved if the scheduling of the travelled to Hamilton over Thanks- in the national scoring race. After watching games at Western you begin to notice the fair share events had been more organized. giving weekend, and the McMaster Laurier quarterbacks Rod Philp of bad and biased referees they seem to attract. On the 18th of this Booker had only 45 minutes to re- Marauders proved to be generous and Mike Pett completed 17 of 22 month, I watched a referee stand by while two Lady Hawks got cuperate from the 1500 before the hosts, serving up plenty of turkey pass attempts for 216 yards and injured in situations that obviously called for a penalty. Blair Fowlie, starting gun of the 5000. for the hungry Hawks to prey on. eight Hawk rushers combined for the Lady soccer Hawks key player, was thrown out of the same game, Yet another new school mark was The Golden Hawks came out 283 yards on the ground. and possibly suspended for two more, for swearing at a player who set by Bill Plain in the javelin. In flying in this game, scoring touch- A quartet of McMaster pivots, led had repeatedly elbowed her. The referee then gave Western a penalty setting the new standard of 47.36 downs on their first three posses- by starter Kevin Holland, completed shot apparently because Blair had sworn within her own 18 yardline metres, Plain finished second in the sions en route to a 54-11 whitewash just 9 of 24 attempts for 135 yards, (from the just-released "All New Metric Etiquette Rules and event, outdistancing the previous of the struggling Mac team. and the tough Hawk defenceallowed Regulations Guide"). The referee put down on the game sheet that WLU record holder Evan Nichols. The victory was truly a team the Mac ground gamebut 133 yards Blair had swore at him even though he was quite some distance away Nichols suffereda pulled side muscle effort, as the offensive output was rushing. from her, she had her back to him and she was looking at the player during the event, and as a result spread out among several players Laurier's victory, combined with to whom the grief was being addressed practically nose to nose. The slipped below his season's best. Still, and the defensive unit was out- Windsor's 36-7 loss to the 61 ranked coach of the women's soccer team at Guelph phoned Laurier head his throw of 44.92 metres was good standing, shutting out the Marauders Western Mustangs, set up a show- coach Syed Mohammed on the morning of the game to warn him for fourth. in the second half. Ken Evraire down between the Hawks and the about "getting a bad referee." Mohammed said after the game Several other notable finishes scored a pair of touchdowns, and Lancers which would decide second "Western sets it up this way." were also turned in by other athletes Rod Philp, Luc Gerritsen, Doug place and home field advantage for Hey kids, something is definitely up. What can be done? Nothing Mike Peever finished fifth in the Reid, Joe Nastasiuk and Mike the first round of the play-offs. Both will be proven, so nothing will happen and we can all hate Western to long jumpwith a leap of 5.66 metres. Armstrong contributed one apiece. teams were 4-1 heading into last our heart content forever more amen. Brian Keast also recorded a fifth Placekicker Steve Rainey converted Thursday's match. If something gets proven, then every game that Western has ever played at home and won will be considered by those who hate Western as questionable. This would mean we could all hate Western Nastasiukcatches fire, 2 TD's to our heart's forever more amen, but (and this is important), we now it without people replying "Well, like, could do from Western um, continued from page 17 meet, as all-star linebacker Dave season against the York Yeomen. you just have a case of sour grapes and are like too jealous." followed with his Kohler, who was originally expected York is 2-4 and should not pose If nothing happens keep this in mind: don't hate individuals because third convert, making the score to miss the rest of the season with a much of a problem for the Hawks as they go to Western. It is not their fault. They are the victims of 38-15. knee injury, will likely return to they tune up for post-season play. incorrect thinking. Most of us have friends, girlfriends or family at Laurier played a solid match Thursday, action for the play-offs. "There's not much to win this week, Western so instead hate what Western stands for...winning at any (their only night game of the season) but they should be even The Hawks travel to Toronto this since our play-off position is already cost. (It's too much for me too.) Hate Western because it's Western. stronger the next time these teams Saturday to close out the regular set, but we don't want to look too tar ahead," said Coach Newbrough. "We want to cut down on our penalties and keep improving." Most of the first-stringers will start on the weekend. As Newbrough Acorporate controllersits in said, "Guys want to get their stats up for all-star selections. If Rod (Philp) has a decent game he should be a shoo-in for league all-star and this chair. have a good shot at he'll all-Canadian." Socouldyou. ====^^= As a Certified General Accountant, your career path LSAT could lead right to the top. CGAs have a thorough grasp of fiscal management. 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When you were a kid, did you return to school on a full-time basis. from high school volleyball Pre season Play: The Lady Hawks Outlook: There does not seem to be ever play the board game "Snakes Penny Rivers, one of three first-year programs. The one exception is Lisa sank their talons into success in a "snake" on the horizon for the and Ladders?" rookies last year, is also not Metallic, a transfer from St. Francis their first tournament outing of the Lady Hawks this season. The mix If you have, you can identify with returning. Xavier in Nova Scotia. A setter, she season by winning the Lakehead for a successful team is there, with the women's volleyball program at Returning: Eight players are return- will add depth to the squad by Invitational Tournament in Thunder talent, experience, depth, and some Laurier. In 1984-85, they won the ing from last year's squad, including allowing Coach Leach to rest regular Bay. They had a 4-1 record in round- size. The competition will still be Ontario Women's Intercollegiate four starters: setter Sue Brown, setter Brown. robin competition and defeated tough from McMaster, Waterloo, Athletic Association West division power hitter Patti Smith, weak side The five high school rookies of the divisional rival Western in the tourn- Guelph and Windsor, but beating title with a 10-2 record. In 1985-86, hitter Cathy Hall and middle hitter volleyball squad come from all over ament final 3-0. Game scores were these teamsis well within their reach. they slipped to 2-10 and a last-place Allison McGee. Situation players Ontario. The tallest is Pam Buckell 15-5, 15-13, 15-2. Edith Edinger was The expected minimum is another finish. Last year, in 1986-87, they returning include third-year students from Wawa at 5'10". The others are tournament MVP and Allison tie for fourth place, but this could finished with a 6-6 record, a tie for Edith Edinger, Sue Lankowski and Julie VanStraten (Brantford), Geri- McGee was selected to the tourn- well depend on the three key players fourth place, but out of the play-offs. Cindy Novack, and sophomore Lee Schuiteman (Marathon), Kim ament all-star team. Last Wednes- (Brown, McGee, Edinger). The path the team will follow this Kelly Cowan. Jolley(Oshawa) and Raquel Seunath day, they took on the York Yeo- Serge's prediction: A short year could be as capricious as a roll The three key players from those (Bramalea). According to Leach, women at Laurier in a five-game "ladder" to third place. of the dice. The talent and experi- returning will be Brown, McGee and ence seems to be there for a Edinger. Brown is a returning setter, competitive team, but intangibles a luxury the team has not had in tell the years. McGee is devastating Meet the coach: Muirhead could story. recent a The team's coach, Marion power hitter and effective blocker, By John J. Strauman Muirhead wants very much to be a "Cookie" Leach, sounds very opti- as she showed last year, picking up part of it. mistic at the present time about her OWIAA and CIAU Athlete-of-the Rugby has traditionally been a Assistant coach Wayne Lloyd is 12th Lady Hawk volleyball squad. Week honours. Edinger was highly minor sport at Laurier both in terms from th northwest of England and "We are a better team than last effective in spot situations off the of fan support and on-field success. has been playing rugby since he was year, we have more depth," she bench last year, but must prove she This season, however, the WLU five years old. He played for the commented. Eight of twelve players can play as well every rally as a squad has jumped out into first London Saracensand the University are returning this year, allowing her starter. place and is considered a definite of Dundee. to spend less time initially finding out Patti Smith, in her fourth season, threat to win the OUAA II Tier Lloyd is amazed by the lack of players can concen- is now the team's most senior player. championship. coach what her doand Hawk Peter interest in rugby in Canada, saying trating on shoring up team weak- Low-key, she is nevertheless sound Muirhead and his assistant Wayne "where I come from you can't spit such fundamentally. Lankowski and Lloyd must be given some credit for nesses, as service reception. without hitting arugby pitch!" Lloyd Turnover: This factor is not as Novack, who saw very limited duty this resurgence. left England in 1980 for a job in quantity wise as in the past last season, can expect more playing crucial Muirhead is a graduate of the Minneapolis. In 1982, he moved to two years. Four players, three more time, likely as weak side and power PETER MUIRHEAD University of Waterloo. He first got Canada and retired from the game. than forecast, are not returning. players respectively. Cowan, mean- involved in rugby at U of W, playing official team. This is not only Lloyd's first year Graduation claimed power hitter while, will probably get the chance five years for the perennial OUAA with WLU, that rugby is a but also his first year and team leader, Sue Kipfer. Ruth to show what she learned on the powerhouses. His career culminated Muirhead feels coaching. game that stays with a person, noting Muirhead recruited him MacNeil, a versatile four-year bench last season. by being named the team's MVP in last year many players cpntinue the game and the duo has been his final year. attending coaching leaving school. Laurier's courses and after clinics. Along with many of Laurier's "Olden Hawks" exemplify this with original players, Muirhead worked their active alumni team. During practices, Muirhead takes Flying Hawks long and hard with the athletic the forwards ("the grinders") and department and the university His coaching philosophy is simple: Lloyd the backs ("the finesse boys"). 6'l", 205 lb. All-Canadian wide executive to bring rugby to WLU. in order for the team to succeed, They both stress that although rugby receiver Ken Evraire had his Their efforts resulted in the forma- players must enjoy the games, the is arough sport, it is relatively free of best all-round game for the tion of the Rugby Football Club practices, and working with each serious injuries. Both men are Hawks in the team's 54-11 win (RFC) in 1981. Being a new team, other. "Sometimes the guys 'just enthusiastic about the team's games over McMaster. The third-year Laurier played onlyexhibition gotta have fun' but that doesn't chances and the calibre of play at communications student from during its first two years of existence. mean the club's only purpose is to Laurier this year and Lloyd feels that Ottawa had eight catches for 86 In 1983, the OUAA Rugby league party." Laurier has a very proud and "it will take a damn good team to yards and one TD. He scored a was expanded and WLU became an successful athletic program And beat them!" second major on a 64-yard run, added 51 yards in kickoff and punt returns and averaged 49 Golden Hawk droppings yards punting. KEN EVRAIRE Ravens would have met stiffer compet- Invitational tennis tourney. Shuttlehawks ition. Lan Allison scored the only Competing against two excellent By Steve McLean points with a field goal. In a hard- squads from the University of fought battle, the club-side team Windsor and the host Yeowomen, Self, a third-year business The Wilfrid Laurier badminton came out on top with a score of 9-7, the Lady Hawks managed only one student from Stratford captured team took to the courts for the first with contributions from coach Peter win in 18 matches. Wendy Bozak victory the 3000 metre steeplechase title time this year at the West Regional Muirhead and alumni player Warren brought home the lone with at the OUAA Track and Field Tournament last weekend at Reynolds. an excellent performance against championships at McMaster last Ryerson. The past three Laurier games put York. weekend. With his time of In men's singles play, Vivek the Hawks in noteworthy standing. The Lady Hawks were hampered 9:21.08, the 21 year-old broke Kakaria and Steve McLean each After a 14-7 Laurier win over Trent, by the absence of several of their top the old WLU school record by a overcame an opponent, while frosh the Hawks were tied for first place. seeds who were stuck in classes as whopping 24 seconds. phenom Arun Pal managed a pair of However, a loss of 14-11 to Brock on the result of the Saturday make-up wins. Another rookie, Sue Moffat, Thanksgiving Weekend left their day for Thanksgiving Day courses. came up with a big victory for the final standing uncertain until the As a result, Laurier lost its number deciding Carleton match. two and three seeds, while other PAUL SELF women. Doubles action saw the team of In the Brock match up, Chris universities were able to field full Kakaria and Fabio Corvaglia take Ross and Neal Gratton scored a try teams because they did not schedule Waterloo Collegiate product two matches over tough opposing each and lan Allison booted a classes on the Saturday. Edinger played outstanding Edith teams. On the women's side of the penalty kick as the Hawks made a According to coach Dennis Huss, offense and defense from her ledger, Christina Kardol and Susan comeback in the last ten minutes of a similar problem will be incurred power hitter position in leading Eller defeated a pair from Ryerson play. Unfortunately, the Laurier this weekend as three of the top Lady Hawk volleyballers to the as did the combination of Moffat and defense broke down, allowing Brock ladies have exams scheduled on victory in the Lakehead Invita- Kim Vincent. to score three trys. WLU had Saturday. Again, Huss points out six tional Tournament. In The next major campaign for the allowed a stingy two trys in the four that other universities do not matches, third-year physical the badminton team will take place on previous games. schedule exams on Saturdays. education major recorded 42 Hallowe'en as they travel to The second team or club side tied Naturally Huss is disappointed kills, including 10 against McMaster to scare their opponents Trent 8-8 and in a hard-fought battle to see an otherwise promising Western in the finals. at the East-West Crossover Tourna ! overcame Brock 4-3. The club-side season begin to fall apart because of ment. record presently stands at an problems such as these. "The EDITH EDINGER admirable 3-2-1. women who were able to show up The Laurier team will enter this worked darned hard. I just have to Rugby Trys Saturday's game against Toronto's feel sorry for the gals." Of course, By Jacqueline Slaney Varsity Blues in third place. With a that is one of the problems inherent home win this Saturday, the Hawks in university athletics. The athletes Weber, a 21 year-old guard for Dampened spirits plagued the will finish in third place. The game are students first, and sometimes the Lady basketball Hawks, led WLU rugby Hawks following a 23-3 starts at 1 p.m. at Lexington Field. these responsibilities conflict with her squad to the title at the WLU loss to the Carleton Ravens this past sports commitments. Gold Rush Invitational Tourn Saturday. The Hawks were missing The final tournament of the season ment. The third-year phys.ed. four starting players: Chris Ross, Serve's Up! goes this weekend as Laurier is geography student from Elmira Mike Riddell, Dan Coutts and Rob By Brad Lyon hosting the finale at the Northfield picked up MVP honours during Velestuk which ultimately handicap- Racquet Club. Friday night, the the three-game tourney. ped their performance. Though The Laurier Women's Tennis Lady Hawks meet the University of team suffered their worst setback of Toronto Blues, while on Saturday ANN WEBER Carleton played particularly well, had WLU's team been complete the the season last weekend at the York they host Western and McMaster. 22 the CORD THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22,1987 Scoreboard OUAA Football OLJAA Tier II Rugby OUAA Central Hockey Team GP W L T F A Pts Team GP W L T F A Pts Team GP W L T F A Pts Western 6 6 0 0 230 58 12 Brock 5 4 1 0 65 37 8 Western 2 2 0 0 17 7 4 LAURIER 6 5 1 0 226 83 10 Carleton 5 4 1 0 60 32 8 York 1 1 0 0 2 1 2 Windsor 6 4 2 0 138 115 8 LAURIER 5 3 2 0 65 34 6 Toronto 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Guelph 6 3 3 0 159 155 6 RMC 6 3 3 0 53 58 6 Waterloo 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 York 6 2 4 0 126 171 4 Trent 5 2 3 0 42 62 4 LAURIER 1 0 1 0 6 8 0 Toronto 6 2 4 0 127 190 4 Toronto 6 0 6 0 19 90 0 Guelph 2 0 2 0 6 16 0 McMaster 6 2 4 0 114 199 4 Waterloo 6 0 6 0 60 209 0 Results: Ryerson 7, Guelph 5 Results: Western 9, Guelph 1 Guclph 48, Waterloo 6 LAURIER 38, Windsor 15 Results: Western 8, LAURIER 6 Toronto 36, York 7 Guelph 26, Toronto 23 LAURIER 13, Trent 7 York 2, Ryerson 1 LAURIER 54, McMaster 11 Western 33, McMaster 14 Brock 14, LAURIER 11 Western 36, Windsor 7 York 38, Waterloo 17 RMC 12, Toronto 6 Hockey Carleton 22, Trent 3 OUAA East Upcoming Games: Brock 16, Toronto 0 (Homecoming) Guelph at Western RMC 13, Trent 9 Team GP W L T F A Pts LAURIER at York (Sat 2 p.m.) McMaster at Toronto Upcoming Games: McGill 1 1 0 0 7 6 2 Waterloo at Windsor Toronto at LAURIER (Sat. 2 pm.) Queen's 2 1 1 0 13 13 2 Concordia 0 0 0 0 0 0* 0 OUAA Men's Soccer Ottawa 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 OWIAA West Socccr UQTR 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Team GF W L T F A Pts RMC 3 0 3 0 13 21 0 LAURIER 10 9 1 0 29 8 18 Team GP W L T F A Fts Results: Windsor 9 6 1 217 3 14 Queen's 7, RMC 6 Western 9 3 2 4 13 8 10 McMaster 8 7 0 1 19 5 15 Laurentian 8, RMC 4 Guelph 9 4 3 2 14 13 10 Western 8 5 2 1 13 8 11 McGill 7, Queen's 6 Brock 9 3 5 1 9 13 7 Brock 8 3 4 1 8 11 7 Laurentian 6, RMC 3 Waterloo 10 2 5 3 9 16 7 Guelph 7 1 3 3 5 7 5 McMaster 10 2 6 2 11 21 6 Waterloo 7 2 4 1 8 11 5 9 15 5 OUAA West Hockey Ryerson• 6 0 6 0 1 21 0 LAURIER 7 2 4 1 "7 Windsor 7 2 5 0 13 18 4 Results: Team GP W L T F A Pts LAURIER 4, McMaster 2 Results: Brock 2, Waterloo 0 Brock 1, Waterloo 1 Windsor 2 2 0 0 17 1 4 Windsor 0, Western 0 LAURIER 1, Guelph 1 Laurentian 2 2 0 014 7 4 Guelph 5, Ryerson 0 Western 3, Windsor 2 Ryerson 3 2 1 0 16 11 4 LAURIER 2, Waterloo 1 McMaster 1, Brock 0 Brock 2 1 1 0 11 10 2 Guelph 2, Brock 0 Western 1, Guelph 1 McMaster 3 0 3 0 3 24 0 Windsor 5, Kyerson 1 Waterloo 2, LAURIER 1 Western 3, McMaster 1 McMaster 1, Western 0 Results: Windsor 0, McMaster 0 Brock 1, Guelph 0 Ryerson 7, Guelph 5 Brock 1, LAURIER 0 McMaster 3, Windsor 1 Brock 7, McMaster 2 Western 2, Ryerson 0 Waterloo 2, Brock 0 Laurentian 8, RMC 4 Waterloo 0, Guelph 0 Western 1, LAURIER 0 Ryerson 8, Brock 4 Windsor 8, McMaster 0 Upcoming Games: Upcoming Games: Laurentian 6, RMC 3 Ryerson at LAURIER (Sat. 2 pm.) 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