Minions - Official Trailer 3 (HD) - Illumination
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Minions - Official Trailer 3 (HD) - Illumination The green MPAA trailer rating card appears on screen. ON SCREEN TEXT: THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR APPROPRIATE AUDIENCES BY THE MOTION PICTURE ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA, INC. www.filmratings.com www.mpaa.org The Universal Studios globe logo appears on a black background. ON SCREEN TEXT: UNIVERSAL A COMCAST COMPANY The sound of water lapping is audible as large white and grey text reading "Illumination Entertainment" appears on a black background. ON SCREEN TEXT: ILLUMINATION ENTERTAINMENT The black screen fades to reveal a blue sky horizon over blue water. A small boat moves across the screen. Stuart the minion, wearing a coat, groans as he paddles the boat. Cut to the minions Bob and Kevin, wearing coats, rowing and groaning. Bob collapses onto Kevin as his stomach growls, and he whimpers. Kevin speaks gibberish to him. KEVIN: (speaking gibberish) Cut to Stuart, leaning back as he holds the oar. His eye widens as he speaks. STUART: Huh? Banana? Cut to Bob and Kevin, shaped like bananas. Kevin speaks to Stuart. KEVIN: Uh, Stuart? (speaks gibberish) Stuart, looking frantic, yells and runs towards Kevin and Bob with his arms wide open. STUART: (stammers) Banana! A close-up reveals Bob and Kevin, still shaped like bananas, screaming and cowering. Stuart tackles Bob, then licks his face. Both blubber. Kevin pushes Stuart off, then slaps him. Stuart attempts to grab Kevin's face as Bob pulls Kevin back and tries to eat him. All grunt as they struggle. MALE NARRATOR: Minions. A camera shutter clicks. NARRATOR: Have you ever wondered where they came from? A series of quick cuts of the minions is revealed in a tape rewinding fashion. A group of minions walks on a beach, wearing leafy bottoms and green goggles. Stuart lags behind them, wearing no leafy bottom, looks down, flails wildly, then runs back into the ocean. He resurfaces wearing two starfish on his chest and sighs happily. "Under Pressure" plays in the background. NARRATIVE: They've been on this planet far longer than we have. They're all different. The minions continue walking along the beach, following a large fish creature. A large dinosaur foot steps on the fish creature. NARRATOR: But they all share the same goal... The dinosaur is revealed to be a T-Rex in a close-up shot. The T-Rex roars at the minions. A one-eyed minion stands before the crowd, points at the T-Rex, and screams. MINION: Boss! Cut to the minions riding on the T-Rex's back as it stomps across a prehistoric landscape. NARRATOR: To find the biggest, baddest villain to serve. A large boulder rolls up behind, then below the T-Rex, who balances on it as minions fly off behind it. Cut to the group of minions running through a rainforest and chattering wildly. The T-Rex balances and grunts on the boulder as it stops atop of a sharp cliff. Volcanoes explode in the background. A single minions rolls quickly to the edge of the cliff, stopping just in front of the boulder as the T-Rex continues balancing on it. The minion giggles so hard that he hits his head on the boulder, sending it and the T-Rex off the cliff. The T-Rex shrieks as it drops below. MINION: Oof. (laughs) The minions watch from the edge of the cliff as the T-Rex shrieks and a volcanic explosion erupts from the bottom of the cliff. The minions cry and wail. Cut to the minions wearing loincloths and standing beside a gruff caveman holding a club. A large bear snarls and stands to the other side of the caveman. He stares back at them as one minion holds up a makeshift flyswatter and speaks to the caveman as the entire minion group giggles excitedly. NARRATOR: Finding a master was easy. MINION: A piñata. The caveman swats the bear's face with the makeshift flyswatter. The bear growls and tackles him. The caveman screams. The minions scream. Cut to a couple of minions holding shields and standing on top of a stone castle. A fancifully dressed knight holding a sword skips over to the minions, then slips in a pile of water as the minions laugh. The sword drops into the knight's chest, stopping the laughter. NARRATOR: Keeping a master... A pair of minions dressed in blue military uniforms stand atop of a cannon. Napoleon stands beside them. One of the minions walks towards the edge of the cannon and laughs as the cannon points downwards, then explodes, blasting Napoleon away. MINION: Badaboom! NARRATOR: That's where things got tricky. Napoleon screams and flies through the air as an army screams and races forward. A group of minions dressed in army regalia charge forward, screaming. A group of minions wearing purple robes surround a coffin as a vampire sits up and looks around. MINION: Ooh! NARRATOR: No, it wasn't easy for these guys. The minions pull purple drapes open, revealing bright sunlight. They hold up a birthday sign and a cake with number candles reading, "357." ON SCREEN TEXT: Happy Birthday 357 The vampire gasps and turns white. One of the minions blows out the candles on the cake, sending the vampire into a puff of dust. A minion sneezes. MINION: Uh... (chuckles) NARRATOR: But nonetheless, they kept on looking... Text reading "From the Creators of 'Despicable Me'" appears on a white background. ON SCREEN TEXT: from the creators of DESPICABLE ME Kangaroos bounce across a desert outback landscape with minions inside of their pouches. A close-up reveals a minion sitting in the pouch with goggles on, moaning. A split screen reveals a rocky Australian cliff on the left side. Minions stand at the edge of it, stacked one-by-one. They collapse over the to the right side to a dark cliff. A bright sign reading "India" stands between palm trees. ON SCREEN TEXT: AUSTRALIA INDIA Two minions walk across a city bridge. Uplifting music plays as the shot zooms out revealing the skyline of New York City and yellow text reading, "42 years B.G. (Before Gru)." ON SCREEN TEXT: 42 Years B.G. (Before Gru) A puppy barks at Stuart beside a yellow fire hydrant. Stuart begins talking tenderly to the hydrant. STUART: Ohh! Hello, papa. (speaks gibberish) A fade from black reveals Stuart standing in front of a brightly lit show sign reading, "Scarlet Overkill." ON SCREEN TEXT: SCARLET OVERKILL MALE ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, Scarlet Overkill! Cut to the inside of a theater. Crowds of people cheer. SCARLET: Have any of you ever dreamt of working for the greatest supervillain of all time? Stuart, Kevin, and Bob sit in seats in the crowd and look up excitedly. Bob yells. Cut to a large red-lit stage. A silhouette of Scarlet Overkill appears onstage. The crowd cheers as Kevin speaks. KEVIN: Bella! Scarlet blasts out from the stage wearing a large red dress with rockets on the bottom. A man with a mustache dressed as Scarlet yells. MAN: I love you, Scarlet! Rock music plays as Scarlet flies over the minions. Scarlet flies up, adjusts her dress, then begins to descend down. Stuart, Kevin, and Bob sit below in awe. Cut to Kevin looking out a small circular window of a large red lightning bolt-shaped rocket. SCARLET: These are the new recruits. Stuart, Bob, and Kevin stand together in front of a large laboratory holding various objects. Bob, with a robotic claw attached to his arm, panics and yelps to Scarlet. BOB: Scarlet--Scarlet--(speaks gibberish) SCARLET: No, no. Don't say anything. Scarlet and Herb stand in front of a large computer board with many buttons and speak to the minions. SCARLET: I won't understand. Cut to a large tank with a zigzagging glowing line cuts out Scarlet's silhouette as yellow text cast credits appear on-screen. The cutout falls over, and Scarlet stands in the silhouette. Hip-hop music plays. ON SCREEN TEXT: Sandra Bullock as SCARLET OVERKILL Scarlet punches various men as they shriek. Scarlet stands in front of an ornate photo of a woman dressed as a queen. The minions stand before her. SCARLET: Do you know who this is? Kevin and Bob stand beside a pile of gold. Kevin squints and speaks to Scarlet. KEVIN: La cucaracha? Scarlet continues speaking to the minions. SCARLET: This is Queen Elizabeth. A close-up reveals Bob smiling excitedly. BOB: Eh? Scarlet continues speaking. Herb stands to the side, smirking. SCARLET: And I really, really, really want her crown. Cut to several quick shots in a bird's-eye-view, revealing a large castle and Buckingham Palace. A close-up reveals a small window in a stone wall. The minions run across the window, up stairs. MAN: You came for the Queen's crown, did you? A crouching old man, fancifully dressed and holding a walking cane, speaks to the minions. MAN: Well, you're gonna have to get through me! The minions and the man stand on opposite sides of a large glass tube with the queen's crown on a pillow inside. The minions laugh. Kevin mocks the man while holding a laser gun. The man's cane pops in from the side of the screen and whacks Kevin on the head. KEVIN: (speaks mockingly) Ow! The man screams at the minions, whacking the minions with his cane. MAN: Get out! The man hits Kevin between the legs with the cane as Kevin wails, then looks down and laughs. KEVIN: Huh? (laughs) Text reading "introducing Kevin, Stuart, and Bob" appears on a white background.