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A MESSAGE FROM OUR INTERIM MODERATOR

Dear Friends,

Lions Attack a Buffalo Separated from the Herd

I am sure that we have all watched these brilliant wildlife films which show nature in close up. You know the kind of thing; stunning photography; brilliant commentary. But often we get a bit more of reality than we wanted !

One writer tells how he was watching a programme about a herd of buffalo and six lions. The lions were plotting to have a buffalo for dinner. Well, they found one buffalo that had strayed from the herd, maybe a couple hundred yards, and they went after that buffalo. So how do a few lions stop a buffalo ? One lion grabbed the heel of one back leg of the buffalo, the other on the other back leg. And they just hung on until that buffalo slowed to a stop. The outcome was inevitable.

But here's what shocked him. There were perhaps 100 buffalo, if not more, all standing and staring and watching this happening. But they did nothing. Now imagine if this herd had decided they were not going to let those lions get away with anything, and together they ran thundering in that direction with their horns down. Those lions would have scurried away immediately. The lions would never have had buffalo for lunch, if the buffalo had stuck together.

There's a lesson for us there. As Christians we come under lots of spiritual attacks. On our own it is difficult to resist them. But together we can stand firm. Whenever someone else in the “herd” comes under attack we should stand together. Alone we fall. Together we can prevail.

With best wishes

Edgar Ogston

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God in Music - ‘In sweet music is such art’: Chariots of Fire

This month our country will be hosting the Olympic Games, and London will be welcoming participants from all over the world who come to give of their best in their particular sport. There are always memorable achievements at each Olympic Games, and many of us will remember special moments of triumph - perhaps Steve Redgrave in 2000, Daley Thompson in 1984, Mary Peters in 1972, the first Paralympics in 1960, and Jesse Owens in 1936. Further back in time, in 1924 in Paris there were two remarkable victories: Harold Abrahams in the 100 metres and Eric Liddell in the 400 metres.

The story of these two men is the subject of the film ‘Chariots of Fire,’ originally released in 1981 th th and re-released on a new digitally re-mastered version on 13 July by 20 Century Fox. The title comes from Blake’s poem ‘Jerusalem’ where the poet says that he will not rest until he has built God’s kingdom in the midst of human lives. We hear the hymn of that great endeavour being sung at the end of the film, but it is the opening credits that captured the hearts when the film was first shown. We see the athletes in training for the 1924 Olympics. They are running in slow motion across the beach at St. Andrews to the electronic synthesizer and piano of the music of Vangelis. The relentless beat sounds out, and then we hear a triumphant, exultant melody as we feel the exhilaration of the British team running against the wind at the edge of the sea.

In that year the Olympic Games officially adopted the motto ‘Citius, Altius, Fortius’ – Faster, Higher, Stronger. That desire to achieve and give of their best is seen in the drama of two lives, Harold Abrahams played by Ben Cross and Eric Liddell played by Ian Charleson. The first runs to overcome anti-Jewish prejudice, the second for the glory of God. Eric tells his sister that he will indeed leave his homeland to serve as a missionary, but first he must take part in the Games for ‘God has made me for China, but he has also made me fast. When I run, I feel his pleasure; to run is to honour him.’ We hear the hymn verse ‘Run the straight race through God’s good grace’ as Eric reads from Isaiah that those who wait on the Lord will run and not be weary.

There are snippets of Gilbert and Sullivan and other melodies in the film, but it is Vangelis’ powerful music that truly expresses the drama and discipline of the two athletes, training and running to their highest endeavour to be an example and inspiration to the world. As we watch the Olympics during these two months, we shall see sportswomen and men giving of their best. We shall even hear Vangelis’ music ringing out as the Olympic flame is carried through the land to London. Credit to the Rev Michael Burgess for this article.

Ten fun things to do during boring sermons

1 Pass a note to the organist asking whether he / she play requests. 2 See if a yawn really is contagious. 3 Slap your neighbour. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the Minister. 4 Listen for your Minister to use a word beginning with 'A' then 'B' and so on through the alphabet. 5 Sit in the back row and try to take the handbag of the lady in front of you by putting your toe through the handle. 6 Using your church newsletter to make a paper airplane - test-fly it. 7 By unobtrusively drawing your arms up into your sleeves turn your shirt around backwards. 8 Twiddle your thumbs. 9 Twiddle your neighbour's thumbs. 10 If all else fails, look up at the ceiling, point, and scream.

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Tomnacross Church –“Raise the Roof”

Kiltarlity Church needs to replace its roof, at a cost of approximately £50,000. We have set ourselves an ambitious target of raising £20,000 and Mrs Ann Gloag has very generously offered to match, pound for pound, all money that we raise. Together with a grant from the Church of General Trustees, this should take us to the total of £50,000.

We are therefore embarking on a programme of events between October 2011 and October 2012, with the aim of involving as many people in the community as possible. Fundraising should be fun!

Progress towards Target - as of 24 June 2012 :

£2k £4k £6k £8k £10k £12k £14k £16k £18k £20k £21k

Calendar of Events

Date Time Event Location Details 4thNovember Ceilidh Raised £545. 2011 th School 19 November Christmas Raised £512 2011 Fayre Throughout Christmas Raised £130 December Quiz 24th February Kiltarlity Quiz Night Raised £420 2012 Village Hall Friday, Tomnacross Gospel Male Raised £370 13 April 2012 Church Voice Choir Friday, Car Treasure Kiltarlity th Raised £250 11 May 2012 Hunt Village Hall Kiltarlity Saturday, Tomnacross th Community Raised £80 19 May 2012 School Gala Achnagairn Tuesday, Silent th House, Raised £10,090 5 June 2012 Auction Kirkhill 3rd / 4th Look out for us at Belladrum August 2012 Belladrum ! September To close the year of Ceilidh tbc 2012 tbc fundraising

There are a number of other on-going opportunities to participate in our fundraising efforts:

Buy a slate : Please ‘buy’ a slate for £3 or a nail for £1, and receive an attractive ownership certificate - contact Louise Watson – 741 876.

Tea Towels and These commemorative items, decorated with a line drawing of the Canvas Bags : Church, can be purchased from the Post Office or from the Tomnacross Church @ £6 per tea towel ( or 2 for £10 ) and £3 per bag.

Updated as at 24 June 2012

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The Other Ten Commandments

1] Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble; it is a “steering wheel" that direct us in the right path throughout life.

2] Do you know why a car's WINDSHIELD is so large and the rear view mirror is so small ? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, look ahead and move on.

3] Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.

4] All things in life are temporary. If going well enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong don't worry, they can't last long either.

5] Old friends are like Gold ! New friends are Diamonds ! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold ! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a base of Gold !

6] Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end !”

7] When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities, when GOD doesn't solve your problems, HE has faith in your abilities.

8] A blind person asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision."

9] When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them; and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.

10] WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES; it takes away today's PEACE.

These wise words were uplifted from the Summer 2012 edition of the Kirklink, newsletter of the parishes of Westray and Papay.

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VACANCY – THE NEWS THIS MONTH IS ….

There is no further news to report from the June meeting of the Inverness Presbytery on our vacancy. We are still awaiting the authority to call a Minister and form a nominating committee. This was as expected, as we have been advised that these permissions will not be forthcoming until September or October of this year.

Macleod and MacCallum ( M&M ) in Inverness have been appointed as the letting agents for Wardlaw th Manse. The marketing of the property by M&M commenced on the 11 June at a rental figure of £800 per calendar month. This rental figure was agreed between David Robertson of the General Trustees office in Edinburgh and M&M, and will be revised locally in early July. We had a prospective tenant, but they were seeking a minimum lease of 2 years, and we are only able to offer an initial six month lease, and then a rolling 2 month lease. A further appointment to view cancelled, as they had found other accommodation before visiting the Manse.

Please remember that a secluded level house plot behind Wardlaw Church and Wardlaw Manse is still available for sale. Do you know anyone who is looking for a site to build their own property ? If you do, please tell them about this opportunity. The site is approximately 819 square metres and has planning permission for a 1 ½ storey house. The plot is on sale for offers over £75,000 and further particulars are available at the Church of Scotland Law Department at 121 George Street, Edinburgh, EH2 4YN Tel: 0131 240 2263, and the particulars can be downloaded from www.cofsproperties.org.uk

Kirkhill and Kiltarlity Church congregations

are invited to an OPEN GARDEN TEA PARTY ( in house if weather is unkind ) on Sunday, 5 August 2012 from 2:30 p.m. until 5:00 p.m. at the home of Avril and Iain Marr, Eilanreach House, Newtonhill, IV3 8RN

No charge, but donations to the Wardlaw Church Fabric Fund will be welcomed.

Please speak to Avril if you are able to offer any assistance with home baking and washing up duties.

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TEN LITTLE CHURCHMEN

Ten little Churchmen went to Church when fine, This is a poem to our unsung

heroines in our Churches – our But it started raining, then there were nine.

florists. It's amazing how they Nine little Churchmen stayed up very late, can take flowers and make One overslept himself, then there were eight.

them yet more beautiful. So this Eight little Churchmen on the road to Heaven,

is for those legions of unsung One joined a rambling club, then there were seven. heroines, who decorate our Seven little Churchmen heard of 'Sunday Flicks,' churches Sunday by Sunday. I, One thought he'd like to go, then there were six. for one, really appreciate it ! Six little Churchmen kept the place alive, One bought a television, then there were five. The Florist

Five little Churchmen seemed loyal to the core, The florist, whose skills The minister upset one, then there were four. With flower and bloom, Four little Churchmen argued heatedly Bring brightness that fills

Over ceremonial, then there were three. The gloomiest room. Three little Churchmen sang the service through, She takes of God’s art, Got a hymn they didn't know, then there were two. Two little Churchmen disputed who should run And makes it her own; The next Church concert, then there was one. The joy of her heart In colour is shown.

One little Churchman, knowing what to do, The breath of the moment Got a friend to come to church, then there were two. Is captured and tied; Two sincere Churchmen each brought in one more, Brings comfort in torment So their number doubled, then there were four. Or tears to a bride. Four sturdy Churchmen simply couldn't wait Till they found four others, then there were eight. A gift for a friend,

Eight eager Churchmen at service every week A sister or mother Soon encouraged others, troubled souls to seek. A token to mend The heart of a lover. The seats in church were filled, people cramming every pew 0 God, supply this Grace and Zeal in our Church, too ! Author unknown O Floral Elation Of colour and form!

Thanks to Ian MacDiarmid of She’s gilding creation, Crown Church for this article And makes our hearts warm !

By Nigel Beeton

Minister: How come I never see you in Church, Morris ? Morris: There are too many hypocrites there, Minister. Minister: Don't worry, Morris; there's always room for one more.

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil ?

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have had to wait for them ?

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on

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This is an extract from the July 2012 edition of the Church of Scotland magazine Life and Work. The Rev. Iain MacDonald is the youngest son of John Angus MacDonald, Elder at Wardlaw Church, Kirkhill.

CRÈCHE FACILITIES The Kirkhill Kirk Session at their June meeting agreed to investigate whether it is possible for a crèche facility to operate each Sunday at Wardlaw Church. The crèche will be held in the vestry. To have a viable crèche we must have enough volunteers to man the crèche each Sunday, and Eileen Morrison – 831 185 - would be happy to hear from any member of the congregation who would be willing to be part of a crèche rota. Please do not be shy in putting your name forward.

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This is a prayer written by Rev. Tom Gordon and used first in worship at Iona Abbey, and is perhaps very relevant to our Church buildings, and where we all are now. The prayer is called “Stones.”

God of this place, there are big stones in these walls solid, dependable stones, hauled up onto scaffolding by pulleys and ropes, heaved into place by skilled masons, and holding these walls in place, for centuries, for decades, for now, so that we can use this place for our worship and rest.

God of this place, thank you for these big stones, for their strength and purpose, and for their enduring ability to make this place what it needs to be.

God of this place there are little stones in these walls, fitted in, banged into place, to fill the gaps, to bind with other stones to make these walls complete; misshapen stones, all with an appropriate space for their shape alone; once discarded stones, discarded no longer; odd stones, each one with its special place.

God of this place, thank you for the little stones, for their unobtrusive, necessary part, strengthening these walls for us, making this place what it needs to be.

God of our lives, thank you for the big people, in our churches, in our communities, in our world, carrying responsibilities, carved out for important roles, people we rely on, people who are our role-models, people we trust, and people who make our lives, our church, and our world worthwhile.

God of our lives, help the big people to hang-in-there, because we need them so much, to keep the whole thing going, making our world what it needs to be. And if I’m one of those big stones, help me not to crumble with the weight of it all.

God of our lives, help us not to forget the little people, those seemingly insignificant, misshapen people, the ones who don’t get much thought or much recognition, who’re often rejected as being useless; the shy people; the different people; the gentle people; the low-self-esteem people; the diffident people; the not-so-sure-I’m-really-any-good people. Fit them into your walls to make the church, our communities, our world what they were meant to be. And help us to see that without them churches crumble, communities perish, the walls of our world fall down.

God of our lives, hooray for the little people ! Three cheers for the little stones ! Thank God they’re there. And if I’m a misshapen, ordinary stone minding my own business, just doing my bit of filling my place in the wall, just being me, thank you for putting me here.

Thank you for believing in me, and building me into your walls. Amen.

The Parishioner Newsletter Issue 53 - July 2012 Page 8 of 22 www.kiltarlityandkirkhill.org.uk Silent Auction Success

When the Kiltarlity fund raising team sat down many months ago to work out a strategy for our roof appeal several of us didn’t really know what a silent auction was. Fortunately for us, Elizabeth Fraser did, and it was her enthusiasm that inspired us to make this project the main plank of our efforts. Five months later, here we are £10,090 better off and with our appeal total at £21,030.

With Elizabeth at the helm, work began in April with letters being sent out and visits paid to scores of potential donors. The response was simply amazing and it is encouraging that Tomnacross Church is so important to so many businesses and individuals, near and far. Their generosity has been the basis of our success and we are extremely grateful to them. The variety of items contributed was mind boggling. Rounds of golf, bottles of virtually everything, a magnificent harp, a will [!], a week in a holiday cottage – the list ended in 283 lots. All this largesse was consigned to Elizabeth and Andrew’s house at Meikle Phoineas which soon resembled a well-stocked department store. For three weeks the Fraser family could hardly move whilst items were sorted out, the necessary paperwork done, bidding slips prepared and duties allocated. Parking attendants, cashiers, ushers, fetchers, carriers and dogsbodies were soon all appointed and briefed.

th On the 5 June folk might have thought that a warrant sale was taking place at Meikle Phoineas. A swarm of locusts descended and all its treasures were transferred to Achnagairn House. This beautiful venue was a huge attraction and was made available to us free of charge. Thank you Mike, Gillian, Shona and Roddy for all your invaluable help. Throughout the day tables were set up, displays arranged and soon the ballroom resembled an Aladdin’s cave.

Two hundred tickets had been sold and at the appointed hour everybody turned up – what a relief ! Colin Baillie MBE was our compere and he quickly got everyone in the mood – begging or bullying any hesitant punters to cough up. The last item to go was two square metres of laminated flooring which Colin fobbed off on an unsuspecting passer-by for £5. You certainly need a flair for that sort of thing and Colin undoubtedly has it. To say that our readership and friends are generous and that our expectations were exceeded would be the understatement of the century. Three hours later, nothing left on the floor except exhausted but exhilarated fund raisers. Well done everyone and thank you one and all.

Words by Ian Morrison and photographs by Ellenor Thomas

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Columba is for ever associated with Iona where in 563 he established a Celtic monastery that came to be a light in the Dark Ages. Of princely Scots-Irish background and notable for earlier establishing Christian centres in Ireland, he is thought to have left Ireland, with 12 followers, as a result either of political pressure or simply as some kind of penance. Iona became famous as a sanctuary, as a school for scholars, as a centre for the production of illuminated manuscripts, and above all for its missionary outreach – the formidable Columba himself penetrating to the heartland of the Northern Picts in what is Inverness. Many monks of Iona were to travel to England and across to the continent, e.g. St. Gall in Switzerland and Bobbio in Italy, spreading the Gospel. Though his fame is in part due to Adomnan’s biography, there is little doubt that Columba is the most recognisable and notable figure in early Christianity in the land. Two hymns, “Christ is the world’s redeemer” and “O God, Thou art the Father,” attributed to him, express the distinctive Christ- centred theology, with its quality of universalism and its resonance with nature, that is characteristic of Celtic monasticism and that still has much appeal today. He died in 597 in the midst of copying Psalm 34.

Moulag ministered about the same time as Columba, indeed quite close by, based on the island of Lismore, off Appin on the west of Scotland. Both Irish, there is a rather unsavoury legend of their alleged squabble over Lismore as a headquarters. Moluag got there first by allegedly slicing off his thumb and pitching it ashore from the racing coracles. Firmer history is the connection with this vigorous and well-travelled saint with places ranging far across Scotland ( from the West Highlands to Banff and Rosemarkie on the east of Scotland - where he is said to have died in 592 ). In the 13th century, Lismore was made the cathedral of the isles, and part of this building is incorporated in the present-day parish church. Moluag's crook has been preserved, and an ancient Celtic bell believed to be from Lismore is now in the National Museum of Scotland. Lorna Dempster, the Project Co- ordinator for the Foodbank has written to both Margaret Birkbeck and Elizabeth Fraser expressing the gratitude for both Churches involvement in the

April 2012 appeal and for the kind and

generous donation of 103kgs of food. Without the continuing kindness of donors the Foodbank ministry could not continue.

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Kiltarlity

THERE WILL BE GAMES ( run by OJ SPORTS ), CRAFTS, SINGING and DANCING.

WHERE ? KILTARLITY VILLAGE HALL

TH WHEN ? WEDNESDAY, 18 JULY 2012

TIME ? 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.

HOW MUCH ? £2 per child ( £1 for each sibling ) This cost includes a snack lunch

Suitable for children from Nursery 4 to P7 from both parishes. Teenagers would also be most welcome to come along and join in the fun.

To register, please complete the registration and consent form overleaf, or call 741 038, or email : [email protected]

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th Jubilympics - Wednesday, 18 July 2012

10am – 3pm at Kiltarlity Village Hall

Cost: £2 per child ( £1 for each sibling ).

Name of Child / Children, date of birth, school and class entering in August 2012: -

1) Name: ______Date of Birth: ______

School: ______Class (e.g. P5): ______

2) Name: ______Date of Birth: ______

School: ______Class: ______

3) Name: ______Date of Birth: ______

School: ______Class: ______

Parent’s / Guardian’s Name: ______

Address: ______

Postcode: ______e-mail: ______

Tel Numbers: Landline: ______Mobile: ______

Alternative Emergency Contact Name: ______

Emergency Contact Numbers: Landline: ______Mobile:______

Any medical or dietary requirements: ______

I confirm that the above details are complete and correct to the best of my knowledge.

In the unlikely event of illness or accident, I give permission for any appropriate first aid to be given by the nominated first-aider. In an emergency, and if I cannot be contacted, I am willing for my child to be given hospital treatment, including anaesthetic if necessary. I understand that every effort will be made to contact me as soon as possible.

Parent’s/Guardian’s Signature: ______Date: ______

Video and photographs may be taken during the day. Please tick the box if you would NOT like your child to be videoed or photographed during the Jubilympics.

Please return the completed form to Anneliese Garvie, or to Kiltarlity Post Office ( c/o Ruth Mackenzie ), or to Joe Barnard

More information available from Anneliese Garvie tel: 01463 741 038 email: [email protected]

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Moderator joined the Queen at the official Diamond Jubilee celebration

The Church of Scotland was represented at a thanksgiving service at St Paul’s Cathedral to mark the final day of the Queen’s official Diamond Jubilee celebrations. The Right Rev Albert Bogle, Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland, joined the Queen and 2,000 invited guests in th London on Tuesday, 5 June to mark the 60th anniversary of Her Majesty’s reign.

Queen Elizabeth II ascended to the throne in 1952 following the death of her father, King George VI, but nd the coronation did not take place until more than a year later on 2 June, 1953.

By attending this historic event, Right Rev Bogle is following in the footsteps of former Moderator, Very Rev James Pitt-Watson, who presented the Queen with a Bible during her coronation ceremony and said: “To keep your Majesty ever mindful of the law and the Gospel of God... we present you with this Book."

The thanksgiving service was one of the Right Rev Bogle’s first high-profile engagements since he was th sworn into the role of Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland on Saturday 19 May, a role which he will fulfil for one year. The Moderator said before the event: “It is a great honour and a privilege, both for the Church of Scotland and for myself, to be invited to attend the thanksgiving service in St Paul’s. I am sure it will be a great occasion, and an appropriate way to recognise the exemplary way in which the Queen has conducted herself over all these years.”

nd A series of events took place to mark the Diamond Jubilee, starting on Saturday 2 June and culminating three days later.

The Archbishop of Canterbury preached at the St Paul’s service, which was conducted by the Dean of St Paul's. A ‘Diamond Choir’ of children from around the UK also sang a specially-composed song. The Queen attended a short reception at Mansion House. Later in the day, the Royal Family travelled from Westminster Hall to Buckingham Palace by carriage, along a processional route. Shortly after they arrive they appeared on the balcony and an RAF fly-past took place. The Duke of Edinburgh did not attend this event due to being admitted to hospital the previous day with a urinary infection.

GUILD NEWS

The Guild Rally for Inverness and Nairn took place this year on the evening of Tuesday, 12th June at the Barn Church in Inverness. Kirkhill Guild was represented by Elma Rorison, Wilma Williamson and Rosemary Mortimer. Hymns had been chosen by Catherine Logan, the Guild Convenor, who freely admitted that she had chosen her own favourite hymns; these included such well-loved hymns as “Be still for the presence of the Lord,” “In Christ alone” and “Jesus is the name we honour.”

The guest speaker was Judy Polkinhorn, UK Director of Mercy Ships. Her speech was very informative and full of self-deprecating humour. After the rally service, we adjourned to the church hall, which is in fact the original barn, for a plentiful supply of sandwiches, cakes and tea. Beauly Guild representatives were on the next table, providing several friendly faces. We shared a table and enjoyable conversation with Croy and Cawdor Guild, before returning home just after 10 p.m. Rosemary Mortimer

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Just to set the record straight, the Olympic Games - yes, the events that will bring much of London to a standstill this month - were founded in 776BC in ancient Greece. They involved athletics, poetry and music and were held at Olympia ( hence their title ), a centre for the worship of Zeus. You may recall that Mount Olympus - the highest point in Greece - was the dwelling place of the gods and goddesses of Greek and Roman religion.

Once the Christian faith prevailed in the Roman Empire the Games were abolished, in the fourth century AD. What we have this month is a modern revival of the Games, the brain-child of a Frenchman, Pierre de Coubertin. It was he who memorably declared that the object of the Games was not the winning but the taking part.

The ancient Olympic Games had no element of international competition, no rankings, no flags or national anthems. The youth of the world were invited to Olympia to test their prowess against others - not just athletically, as we have noted, but artistically.

By contrast, the modern Games have become a celebration of national triumphalism, a notion far removed from the original Greek model, but also foreign to the vision of de Coubertin. He would have deplored medals tables, anthems, flag-raisings and all the media hype that surrounds perceived national success or failure. Patriotic pride has attached itself to the accumulation of gold medals - many in Britain will write this year’s Games off as a failure if Team GB does not win more of them than we did last time.

The ancient Games are conspicuous in the New Testament, especially in the letters of St Paul. He must have been a bit of an athletics fan, because time and again he reverts to the Games for illustrations of Christian pilgrimage. The marathon was the greatest of all the contests, and that provided him with the perfect picture of the faithful life, from the starting line to the distant finish.

The Christian competes, but not against the other runners. Our contest is with all the things that will distract us, slow us down, and divert our eyes from the ultimate goal. And at the end of the marathon of life there is the prize, the ‘crown of glory’ - not just for the winner, but for everyone who completes the course.

‘I have fought the good fight’, he writes. ‘I have finished the race, I have kept the faith.’ Not won, you notice, but finished. And for that, he says, he will receive the crown - ‘and not only me but all who have longed to see him’ ( 2 Timothy 4:8 ). The apostle and the founder of the modern Games would agree on one thing for sure. The prize is not for winning, but for taking part.

Thanks to Canon David Winter, a former Head of Religious Broadcasting at the BBC for this article

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Members of our Church family to be remembered in your prayers

John McLellan has not quite made the steady progress he was hoping for following his operation to have his heart pacemaker replaced with a bigger and more modern one. Jeanette, unfortunately, has also being suffering from a long lasting cold throughout June, which she generously shared with John. Please continue to pray for John and Jeanette’s recovery from their illnesses.

Lil Wilson has arthritis in her leg, and this is very painful despite painkillers, and is causing her mobility problems. It was great to see both Lil and Waddie have managed to come to Church a couple of times recently, and hopefully if we have warmer weather her pains will ease, and her happy smiling face will again be seen at Church and around the village. Please remember Lil and Waddie in your thoughts and prayers.

Elma Tawse suffered a slight stroke at the beginning of June and has spent some time in Raigmore Hospital. Elma has been home for a day for the NHS to evaluate what Elma can achieve, and what they can adjust / adapt / improve in the home to make her and Bert’s life more manageable. Elma is hoping to be discharged from Raigmore at the end of June, or early July. Remember Elma and Bert in your thoughts and prayers as they learn to cope with these new challenges in their lives.

Walter MacFarlane continues to be housebound but remains in good spirits. Mairi continues to be troubled by her back which affects her mobility and keeps her from attending Church. Please continue to remember both Walter and Mairi in your prayers.

Malcolm Harvey spent 10 days at the Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh, and returned home to Kiltarlity to recuperate from his open heart surgery. The operation to replace his heart valve with a mechanical one and repair his ascending aorta was a complete success. On the sixth day after his return home, Malcolm suffered pericardial effusion, and spent four days in Raigmore Hospital and returned home on 25th June. Thanks to the excellent medical care received, Malcolm is now continuing with his recuperation and doing well. Malcolm and Marie wish to thank everyone for their kind get well messages and to those who offered and gave their practical support. Please keep Malcolm and Marie in your prayers and thoughts at this time.

It was Elizabeth Macrae’s birthday on the 8th June and a small birthday celebration took place in the Guild Room at Wardlaw Church. This gathering was the brain wave of Mary Bell and Anne Lyle, and along with the assistance of four more ladies, an afternoon birthday tea party took place. The guest of honour was delivered to the Church, by Malcolm, in her wheelchair via their new vehicle. Unfortunately, since the excitement of the party, Elizabeth’s health has taken a downward turn. Elizabeth is presently in Raigmore Hospital being treated for a urinary tract infection, after having a lumbar puncture and brain scan to identify the cause of this setback. Elizabeth was put on a course of antibiotics that, as at 27th June, were having the desired effect of controlling the infection, with Elizabeth beginning to take an interest in the “ward life” around her. Please continue to remember Elizabeth, Malcolm and Joanna in your prayers and thoughts.

Please continue to remember Glen and Ellenor Thomas in your thoughts and prayers.

The next Third Sunday Praise will be held on Sunday, 15 July starting at 6:00 p.m.

This Wardlaw Church event will be a mixture of praise songs interspersed with short Bible readings and prayers. This event gives everyone a chance to learn and sing new hymns and songs. People of all ages, from the youngest to the oldest, and from all Churches and none, will be made most welcome.

There will be tea, coffee and home baking served at the end.

If you are able to play a musical instrument, and wish to share that skill, please speak to Alasdair Morrison – 831 185.

The Parishioner Newsletter Issue 53 - July 2012 Page 15 of 22 www.kiltarlityandkirkhill.org.uk On an Olympic theme …

Twelve years ago, Eric Moussambani, from Equatorial Guinea, became a cult hero at the Sydney Olympics when he swam a 100 metre freestyle heat as the only swimmer, and in a record slowest time of 1:52.72. However, because the other two swimmers had been disqualified, he won the heat! The crowd of 17,000 gave him a standing ovation and Eric became an instant sensation, though he still didn't qualify for the semi-finals.

Before coming to the Olympics, Eric had never even seen a 50m long Olympic-size swimming pool. He took up swimming only eight months before the Olympics and had practiced in a 20m pool back home. Yet amazingly he is back at THIS year’s Olympics - as the coach of the Equatorial Guinea team.

His story can be our story in the Olympics of life. Yes, we may struggle, but we need to keep going. If we fix our eyes on Jesus, he will empower us to finish the race, which is what it is all about. We can endure through his strength. If we have the goal of winning in Jesus Christ, his victory will by ours !

The apostle Paul was familiar with the Olympics, and in his letter to the church at Corinth he had in mind the Isthmian Games. These were only second in importance to the Olympics, and held in the suburbs of Corinth every couple of years.

Paul’s readers would have seen for themselves the rigorous training the athletes went through to be in the Isthmian Games. He made the point that contestants could only win the prize if they were completely committed and focused. Paul wanted believers to be totally dedicated to Christ. He described himself like an athlete running for the finishing line, and like a boxer not wasting his blows. He used these sports to emphasise that he was living to attain an eternal prize, and wanted all believers to be winners also.

This month we shall see the Olympian winners receive medals, along with accolades. In Paul’s day, the sporting awards were less prestigious, and more temporary: crowns of olive or laurel leaves. Although worn with honour, these prizes soon withered and disintegrated. Paul challenged his readers that they were not working for a perishable crown, but for one that would last for ever !

Millions of people will be watching the 2012 Olympics on TV. While we may not be contestants, Paul reminds us we are still in a race ! He urges us to think about our spiritual lives and what we are doing to stay on track. Are we disciplined in our faithfulness to Jesus ? If we are to reach the finishing line and receive the prize that God gives, we need to be devoted to Christ and what he demands of us. It’s not an easy road, but Paul was not requiring anything from believers which he was not doing himself.

Possibly your first London 2012 Olympic joke

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. “Patrick O'Malley, Ireland" he says, "Fencing."

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Saturday, 23rd June saw the 30th running of the Highland Cross, the unique coast-to-coast charity duathlon. A formidable 750-strong field took up the challenge to cross Scotland in a day – and raise thousands of pounds for charity. Entry to the Highland Cross is by invitation only for 250 teams of 3 ( 750 persons ) of all athletic abilities; walkers, joggers, runners and cyclists.

Adding spice to the anniversary event is the fact that the winners from the 2009’s event, David Rodgers from Fort William and last year’s champ, Name From Time Rob Brookes from Monymusk, took Hamish MacDonald Kirkhill / Aberdeen 05:09:03 part.

David Gill Kirkhill 05:17:52 The age range of participants is from 18 to 78. Forty-two of those who took Neil Ross Kiltarlity 05:18:48 part have done so 20 or more times. Iona Wotherspoon Kiltarlity 05:23:28 And two competitors – John Talbot from Kyle and David Rose from Bradley Gill Kirkhill 05:59:33 Inverness – have taken part in every single one since 1983. Robyn Gill Kirkhill 06:13:23

William MacMillan Kirkhill 06:29:01 The event consists of a 20 mile walk / jog / run from sea level at Morvich, Kenneth MacDonald Kirkhill 06:38:59 Kintail on the West Coast crossing over the 1,000 foot high pass behind Craig Lloyd Kiltarlity 06:42:17 the Five Sisters of Kintail to Glen Keith Browne Kirkhill 07:18:16 Affric in the middle of the Highlands.

Jonathan Wotherspoon Kiltarlity 07:36:04 At Glen Affric each participant collects their bicycle and rides the 30 miles to Martin Buchan Kiltarlity 07:51:31 Beauly. The event is well covered by Alan Thomson Kirkhill 08:00:25 emergency services, mountain rescue teams and volunteers. Alistair Norrie Kirkhill 08:12:27 Sarah Newman Cabrich 08:19:53 Charities benefitting this year include The Archie Foundation; Glenurquhart Care Project; Highland Hospice; MS Therapy Centre Highlands and SNAP – Special Needs Action Project in Inverness. Last year’s event raised over £228k – including Gift Aid.

This year’s winner was Rob Brookes again in 3 hours, 36 minutes and 26 seconds, which was over 3 minutes better than his winning time in 2011 of 3:39:29. David Rodgers, the 2009 winner, was 5th overall in a time of 3:45:40 and won the 2012 1st Veteran Gent prize - his 2009 winning time was 3:35:42. The first lady home this year was Annika Lofstrom from Kingussie in a time of 4:20:00, this was over 11 minutes better than 2011 first lady home – Rhona Buchan of Cults. John Talbot completed the course in 7:17:32 and David Rose in 10:21:40. The best Highland Cross team name was won by ‘We “Cannich” Agree on a Team Name.’ The panel above shows the participants, and their times, from our parishes.

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front seats responded with ripples of laughter. Even the Minister smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride had given him back his credit card.

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TEA at THE DAIRY at DAVIOT - Wednesday, 4 July 2012 at 3:00 p.m. In July 2010, a group of us went for afternoon tea at the Dairy at Daviot. It was greatly enjoyed by all, and there have been a few enquiries lately as to whether this was going to be repeated. So, there will be an afternoon tea at the Dairy on Wednesday, 4 July 2012 at 3:00 p.m. There will be sandwiches, cakes and scones, tea and coffee, and the price per person is £7.95, payable on the day. Transport will be by means of car-sharing. This outing is open to all from both Kirkhill and Kiltarlity churches, and their friends and family. There will, however, be a need to notify numbers to The Dairy in advance, so if you would like to go, please give your name to Rosemary no later than Monday, 2nd July by contacting me on 782 648 or [email protected]. Please also let me know if you are taking your car and if you will be able to transport any “bods” in need of transport.

The Dairy is reached by travelling south on the A9, and taking the turn-off for Daviot East – The Dairy has a sign at this junction. Follow the road, largely single track, for less than a mile, and at the end of a white wall on the right hand side, turn in to The Dairy’s driveway. Follow the driveway round the building to the large car park. The coffee shop and its facilities are all on one level - no steps ! Rosemary

Bird and snake

There is a story told of a man who was out in the forests of South America, when he saw a bird chirping and fluttering in great distress. He soon saw why. Creeping along the branch of the tree towards her nest was a great venomous snake, intent on taking her fledglings, which were still helpless in the nest. Suddenly the bird flew away, and the man thought she had abandoned her chicks. But no, a few moments later she was back, with a small twig covered in leaves in her mouth. The bird placed this twig over her babies in the nest, and flew to a branch nearby, to watch for the snake’s arrival.

Sure enough, the snake glided along the branch, and paused in front of the nest. It reared its sleek head, eyes glittering, its tongue darting here and there, ready to strike. Suddenly its tongue came into contact with the twig that the bird had laid across the nest. The result was dramatic. The snake veered back and away, as if it had been stabbed by the little twig. It swayed for a minute, and then slid quickly off and down the tree, disappearing into the long grass.

The man was fascinated, and carefully lifted the twig off the nest, wrapped it in a bit of cloth, and took it home with him. He showed the twig to a native friend, asking what it was. His native friend explained that the twig was from a bush that was poisonous for the snake, and which it was known never to touch. The little helpless bird had used the small twig as her strong defence from attack.

Satan in scripture is known as ‘that old serpent.’ He is intent on the destruction of people. But God has told us in his Word that there is a tree which is poison to our enemy, and which offers protection for all of us, old and young alike. It is the cross of Jesus Christ. On the cross Jesus died for our sins. We need no longer live under evil dominion.

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••• We have, again, had a supply of excellent pulpit cover during June. We extend our grateful thanks to Rev. Jamie Grant from the Highland Theological College in Dingwall, Rev. Jim Christie, the Moderator of the Presbytery of Inverness, Mrs Vivien Roden, and not forgetting our own Interim Moderator, Rev. Edgar Ogston.

••• Kiltarlity Free Church’s First Sunday Praise evening is on Sunday, 1st July, starting at 6:00 p.m. Everyone is most welcome to come along to this service. Tea and home baking is served after the service.

••• Edgar has arranged for Mrs Morven Archer to return to preach on Sunday, 1st July. Rev. Stewart Jeffrey, makes a welcome return to us on the 8th July. Mrs Joyce Mitchell, a retired Deacon from the Holy Trinity Church in Westerhailes Edinburgh, will be taking the services on the 15th and 22nd July. Rev. Jim Christie returns to lead the service on the 29th July.

••• The Tuesday coffee / tea and home baking is proving a great success, thanks to Mary, Anne and Maris and everyone who comes along to enjoy the refreshments and fellowship. The Tuesday mornings in June have seen non-Church members of the community and people who attend other churches in attendance. This event will happen every Tuesday between 10:00 a.m. and 12 noon. You are more than welcome to come along and bring your neighbours and friends. There is no fixed charge for the refreshments, but a donation towards the cost will be most welcome. The Church sanctuary will also be open during this time for anyone who wishes to have some “private time” for prayer and thought.

••• During the school holidays when there is no Sunday School, the Guild Room at Wardlaw Church will be set- up as a “Children’s Corner.” There will be toys, games, drawing material, and videos available for children to enjoy during the Sunday service. At least one member of the congregation will be in attendance to supervise.

••• Congratulations to Annelie Robertson and Ian Matts who were joined in marriage by Rev. Willis Jones at Wardlaw Church, Kirkhill on Saturday, 16 June 2012. Annelie is the daughter of Donald and Lorna Robertson of Easter Lovat. At the end of the service, Rev. Willis Jones presented the couple with a Bible to mark this special day in their lives.

Thank You

I would like to thank everyone

for their love and prayers during my son Colin’s illness

and after for the many cards, flowers, gifts and visits which

were all greatly appreciated. Many thanks again.

Sarah Cameron - Kirkhill

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

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WEDNESDAY EVENING PRAYER

The Kirkhill Evening Prayer meetings for July will take place on 4th and 18th July and will be held in the Guild Room at Wardlaw Church. The short service begins at 7 o’clock and finishes by 7:30 p.m. Prayers are both free and fixed. Pray for individuals and their needs, the church, world issues, and whatever is on the minds and hearts of those present. Everyone is most welcome to join us for this time of prayer. The Prayer meeting on the 4th will be led by Iain Marr and the 18th by Margaret Birkbeck.

The Kirkhill Bible discussion group are taking a summer break and will return in September.

A tragic tale...

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain ?" the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: "There is a mousetrap in the house ! There is a mousetrap in the house !" The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said "Mr Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him "There is a mousetrap in the house ! There is a mousetrap in the house !" The pig sympathised, but said "I am so very sorry, Mr Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers.”

The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house ! There is a mousetrap in the house !" The cow said "Wow, Mr Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose." So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house - like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey. The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital and she returned home with a fever.

Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbours came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig. The farmer's wife did not get well; she died. So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness. So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember: when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk. We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another. Each of us is a vital thread in another person's tapestry.

This thoughtful tale was uplifted from the Summer 2012 edition of the Kirklink, newsletter of the parishes of Westray and Papay.

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Kirkhill Sunday School News

Well done to the children of the Kirkhill Sunday School for their presentation of the Lost Son on Sunday, 24thJune. Actors and readers all did extremely well. Books were presented to all members of the Sunday School by Mary Bell, with each young person also being awarded a beribboned gold medal of the Cadburys type.

After the service we provided tea and home bakes for the congregation. A good many people stayed on after the service for this, with Sunday School members circulating with trays of goodies, like so many well trained butlers. At that time there was an opportunity to make a donation to Mary's Meals, the charity which we've been supporting during the year. Thank you all for your gifts, which amounted to £29.60, and we will now send a cheque for £75 to Mary's Meals.

Also thanks are due to the families of the Sunday School youngsters, for their assistance and encouragement throughout the year.

The Sunday School does appreciate the support and encouragement which the Church has given to us over the last year.

Margaret Birkbeck

Wardlaw is a special place Just see the bigger picture Were God’s people meet Of what lies ahead, There is a sense of unity Eternal life with Jesus With which the world cannot complete. Who cares what the world has said

Sunday after Sunday So let us love each other We sing and praise his Name As He commanded us to do. After learning about Jesus Tell everyone were His followers are We’ll never be the same. So they can love him too.

The journey won’t be easy One day He will return

But it was’nt meant to be To take us to himself, People avoid us So let’s keep on rejoicing Because of what we are. As we do his work on earth

Thanks to Keith McClelland for the photograph

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

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Wardlaw Church contact Kiltarlity Church contact Maris Elkin 831 590 David Garvie 741 038

Interim Moderator – Rev. Edgar Ogston 782 260 or [email protected]

Kirkhill Sunday School – Margaret Birkbeck 831 518 / Flora Morrison 831 373 Kiltarlity Sunday School – Linda MacKenzie 741 313 / Anneliese Garvie 741 038 The Parishioner – Iain and Rosemary Mortimer 782 648 E-mail – [email protected]

Diary dates for JULY 2012

1 July Worship at WARDLAW at 10:30 a.m. and KILTARLITY at 12 noon. Preacher – Mrs Morven Archer 1 July First Sunday Service at Kiltarlity Free Church at 6:00 p.m. 3 July Coffee / tea / home baking at Wardlaw Church at 10:00 a.m. 4 July Afternoon tea at The Dairy at Daviot at 3:00 p.m. 4 July Prayer meeting at Wardlaw Church at 7:00 p.m. 8 July Worship at WARDLAW at 10:30 a.m. and KILTARLITY at 12 noon. Preacher – Rev. Stewart Jeffrey 10 July Coffee / tea / home baking at Wardlaw Church at 10:00 a.m. 15 July Worship at WARDLAW at 10:30 a.m. and KILTARLITY at 12 noon. Preacher – Mrs Joyce Mitchell 15 July Third Sunday Praise at Wardlaw Church at 6:00 p.m. 17 July Coffee / tea / home baking at Wardlaw Church at 10:00 a.m. 18 July Jubilympics at Kiltarlity Village Hall at 10:00 a.m. 18 July Prayer meeting at Wardlaw Church at 7:00 p.m. 22 July Worship at WARDLAW at 10:30 a.m. and KILTARLITY at 12 noon. Preacher – Mrs Joyce Mitchell 24 July Coffee / tea / home baking at Wardlaw Church at 10:00 a.m. 29 July Worship at WARDLAW at 10:30 a.m. and KILTARLITY at 12 noon. Preacher – Rev. Jim Christie 31 July Coffee / tea / home baking at Wardlaw Church at 10:00 a.m. 5 August Open Garden Tea Party at Eilanreach House, Newtonhill at 2:30 p.m.

The August 2012 issue of The Parishioner will be published on Sunday, 29 July 2012

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