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PLUS: HOW TO LOOK GREAT WITHOUT SPENDING A FORTUNE! CENTRE PAGES AMERICAN COPS CHASE FINALIST Officials banned Lethal chemicals at uni flats me from States for speeding fine BY JUDITH KNIGHT A WARRANT is out for the arrest of globe-trotting student Leon Ricketts who was banned from the United States for failing to pay a speeding fine. American cops tracked down the 20- year-old Geography finalist across the Atlantic Ocean and told him he'll he arrested ir he ever sets loot in the country again. Now Leon, who cannot afford to pay the tine, has had to change his plans for next year after being advised by the American Embassy in London that he must not return without paying. An official said the offence will hang over him for the next 30 years and there will he "severe trouble" if he does not pay up. Leon incurred the line while on holiday in HAZARD WARNING: Clarence Dock residents are angry about the decision to allow the storage of Cyanide at a plant next door to their America last yea when. after pomp:luny accommodation. The planning committee saw no danger to residents, but those living there are not so certain. in the Work Arnern-d lnnemmrtx, he went Full story: page 4 Plc: George Phillipas STUNNED; Leon CONTINUED ON PAGE 2 INSIDE: News 1-11, amment 6-9, Fashion 12-13, Outlook 15-18, Sport 19-24. Plus 28-page jUliCe magazine LEEDS STUDENT Friday March 7, 1987 3 VICE-CHANCELLOR'S FUNDING PLANS COME UNDER MORE FIRE FROM STUDENTS

CRUSHING VICTORY: Banners illustrate exactly what the protestors think Pica: Sarah Davis SHOUT IT OUT: Getting the message across THE WAR ON WAGNER GAINS NEW STRENGTH Protest organisers plan new strategy_ • to conquer the faculty cutback decision . v-4 A I BY PHIL KERFOCT & CHRIS BLAKE ulccrcnc CAMPAIGNERS succe,:v by IAA Vice- A hoard of mi•..v:110r' Piesitlent Kate Woodhead: I meeting is the target for the ilext protesting against the Mink the eempaign is now picket next week Tbepentesturs Business and Health student, closure of a faculty at stronger than ever_ The anion arc' will ti-} and get themselves heard criticised the wage packet, LMU have vowed to still supporting the campaign at die meeting at ,lprn on "Compared to people 1410 per cent and I think who've done. jobs 'Milt light on this week. management arc grating Tue:'aj'gilyner's hint:, awaited at: room worthwhile, An open letter from the - A successful demo in concerned.'. ci instill anon doc u men ails° think it's excessive. Another student. who campaigners Leeds city centre had John Pearl has vowed to keep surfaced this week. T1te paper ear the protests up for as long as outlines the proposals and aims wished to remain ‘e 566 Friday and a pledge to ' possible: "Cleaning and catering In allow comment on them anonymous, favoured n response to the consultation document dated 2612/97. we have felt continue lobbying have staff have voiced i.oneems about before a final decision is nettle. the pay decision. "1t `v the need to write this letter, boosted hopes of the core Wagner's management and are Organiser:. have hit back at a capitalist country. YES! We do understand dint. in the face of constant governmental demonstrators despite an taking a ballot on industrial the document as well as he should he Oh a cuts in funding, savings need to he million pounds if he made in education, health, etc. admitted dwindling of action. We must keep up Our Wagner's defertce of his scheme YES? We do understand that you have a very difficult job to do and opposition until they make a in last week's feeds Mudent.. In wants. He spends it's not made any easier with the campaign that is going on to try and energy. decision then we can talk as one. an open letter to Leslie Wagner. less time in the bar save the Faculty of Health and Social Care, John Peart, campaign drinking than most What we don't understand (opposite) they voice their is why with all the millions paid out to organiser, told a meeting on students for One Outside business consultants and Problems concerns over his plan. the thousands you deem to pay Wednesday they were Wagner has also been thing!" yourself and your two deputy Vice- "We have had problems this Chancellors, you have only planning a national protest confirmed AS one of the highest managed to come up with two options to save seven and a half million week with people losing energy. for next week with support paid Vice-Chancellors in the pounds over the next three years. Both of these, incidentally, mean the We've been at this for a number country. New figures have put front many student bodies closing down or "restructuring" of the Faculty of Health and Social iit weeks and it's starting to his salary at f 127.000 computed including the Campaign for Care_ Surely, the money spent on arriving at these decisions comes affect people's went but we must to £106,tel0 earned by the Vice. under the section: -Whenever possible, overheads .should he cut and Free Education, the National keep nn.- core activities maintained." - Which is whet you hope to achieve_ Union of Teachers, the Green Obviously we have a different opinion as to what overheads and core Party and the Socialist activities are or maybe we're a little contact' and need sour help. Workers party What are the overheads'? 1:250.00[1 inn keep edntinistration and staff to often the faculty or the thousands VriuriChl Defiance fat cats receive each Year' - and the other resident What is the core acuvity of ibe Ifni% ervil■ The group are ,Ilse hipiiie to • ? rn ensure that rilitlentV gradtarle with oulditicislions and build lurks 55dt1 oilier RAC"' 01111side decrees Ih;11 arc recorlill•ed Lotr professions who iteld the repotatien in the ltroversitt in eis tics high esteem :a- Ili mid; e plus: curer, much money as possible by using outhide ng and cleaning Line' leen ir. oi by illirridliCitig trip lip ice lhe &mouse ,iiion oast s5 cc t. Also it has been 4host.it in , a Mit umeitr pritiinixd by cite gathered !misses.: siinsirt fron, the hug run 'ht. 0H...in.,/ divan nl tIne loyally Will in Mai in crilicemerl Conunuod ei,115 111011cy AIM mil ■Lp..e. tart Cut the writ ma Ihr v.l. 5i WI Si, ji1,1 a ‘1.1 ggs,.141.4{ I VClie gee NJ, anodic; .ioritli,ition .41 %Vague'', conkilthiiii, ;Ind keep epen the l ■ acoli torir OA it slat office 11,Mb sriti fir makes economic and education:it Ii,rs c lf A Nand 'isicre hired to pigs Ill the City Site ems Iluil after ilie march. hit[ a," mi ea get lite fir•feiPnt out•ide le.aener lice baud pl,i.,•cd Ihere 74 ear-it/tat:9a .ern .Rt.Opp,ts on Friday Ore/aPtacT4 I he demr∎ 5r u, .1‘ SUPPORT: The campaign got support,tonpundteds ol

LEEDS STUDENT Friday Wren 7. 1997 5 HALIFAX BUILDING SOCIETY BRANDED 'PETTY'

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Bank court threat Spicing it up at club GROUPIES were oyeijoyed when scary Spice Girl Mel 13 made an unexpected appearance at the Nato club on Saturday. writes Man Grauer over 7p overdraft Jump suit wearing Mel armed up with a posse of bouncers and friends to enjoy the action at the celebrated BANK HOUND HARD-UP 'Hard 'limes' night. The 21 year old star then STUDENT TO COUGH UP spoke exclusively to Leeds sautenr. Yorkshire born and feed Mel said she was returning SPARE CHANGE DEBTS to her rocas In the 'capital of Ille mink' BY MATTHEW LIDDY She lied just come up to Leeds from at charity concert LEEDS Student gaxc our dsh.Ii a:, 1:4-11n 011 .1711.1 demand an explanetion But with the lest of the Spice Girls one reader a little at Birmingham's NEC The tight-fisted officials- wid hint extra help this week - he still had m coueb up the gruel line schedule did mutt deter coppers her from het partvine instins is and on a battle howeser, "I've come belt Ti'! lames W/1% Norms err his against petty hank I e same I eason a11y.1mr else treatment -I basreally told might conic here is base a bureaucracy. them a here to p, There era., et eat hthe u 1111 Mel I Males 1 James Deleon Clarke 1,:ty 1 Si as g011lp 10 pay 11 like a isl dance taus £500 overdrawn with Ws filth:1111.0s," he fumed Gonlii,eif _fumes rime (.reds the Hnlilaa Building Rocketed ,Linker. h. -see if ere ioult1 Society, x). hen he was Make the halak di:vision for 1. II.e I t,t 1.5„ its Ls Ills' ordeled to thentsel% es. \pi, e gilt. pupal IVO?, NIA:111, 1,• IOC kCieli ,1111 rikilobet pay' it Oft A pilulec 1 tall to .•1e 4,CSI•1.11411: te,th J In He the Socielt. ,utterer,( and the sYclopitiv of willingly utiiise ads• eits two Bri I ziwth ■ obliged. but boast they Mel said she 111., was scVCn HALIFAX "gise 41 little overwhelmed by her group's swims.. -Yeah. the lints were pence extra help' - from brilliant, it was 41 tremendous short_ Britain's experience - I cuit't really biggest student read cleared up describe it I lust tell so patriotic to he up thereon stage Petty the Immo. for the whole country to see." incredibly, instead of reveal her Mistake She went on to dropping the matter, the admiration for students: "I've petty bankers began to Halifax boss David got a tot ol time fur them. I used hound him for payment. Clarkson admitted his Society to he one myself. In my opinion The 22-year-old English was in the wrong It was a they're tops " student branded Halifax mistake and the account should Nato's assistant manager "bloody-ounded" after they have been closed. We are very John Faherty WAS jubilant that sent him a letter demanding the sorry," he said The problem the pm up pop star had turned money. wits swiftly rectified by the up to give a seal of approval to "I couldn't frelieve it They bungling bank bosses, his club. "Mel B has actually spent 25p on a Witte fora seven James thanked !oriels turned up to Nato a few times pence debt," said the stunned Shahid for their help. "It's before. but it shows her student. great. much better. It about dedication to come up from James went straight to his time it was sorted out. Thanks Birmingham." he said Headingley branch to cheek Lards James shows his feelings towards the Halifax Pic: Caroline Penry-Davey Free foreign travel Axe attack BOOKING BLUES AXE-WIELDING robbers burst into A FARCICAL situation has a disaster therefore they. needed' following the reetimendutions of the APPLICATIONS for the Roger Stevens 4 popular pub terrifying students society fuming alter a booking another day, the AGM had tin he Union Council Executive committee. Travel Bursary award are now being enjoying a quiet drink, wnies Anna cock-up. writer Seij Chowilhirry. rescheduled and took precidenee accepted in the offices of Leeds In .uklition to the application. The Tibet Support Society. and the double book ing on Friday candidates may have to submit Carter. University Union. wires Ahmed Raja. Four hulas:lave clad men burst into located at Leeds University were was my fault because the Islamic The bursaries are offered on a themselves for an interview. All Joseph's Well in Hanover Walk and planning to present it Tibet Week at Society always pray there then," competitive husis by LUU. They are successful applicants will be risked hi the Riley Smith Hall and had she admitted. write a report for Exec on their return plunged an axe into the bar counter. aslailible to full or pan time students, The hold up merchants ordered booked the venue from Although the Tibet Support final year The winners may also he asked to who are not at present in their customers away from the bar and February to 21 February.. Society have no grievances with wore an article for Leeds Student Both of study and arc intending to travel demanded staff hand over the Unfortunately on February 18 the other societies, they are angry assignments arc conditions of the abroad in the 1997 summer vacation. contents of the pub's till. she hall was double booked with over their treatment by Exec awards. The projects should not be directly They made off with several the Theatre Group who were members. Applications should be returned to course related. although they should hundred pounds in a stolen blue behind schedule with their Jane Caple. secretary for the serve a developmental or educational Sarah Reck, Welfare Office (Executive). rehearsals. An adjourned AGM society explained in an official LUU, Po Box 157. Leeds. LSI I1.11-1, Volkswagen Golf. registration E327 purpose. RKH, leaving pub goers shocked and was rescheduled for February 20 letter submitted to Union Council: However. the bursanes are not Alternatively Ms Reck has an office and the hall could not he used on "It would have been expected that in the Welfare department on the first seared. substantial and other services of fund ease Friday 21 February because it is Exec would have made an effort to floor of the union and is availible for Police art) trailing the raising would need to be considered if a extremely seriously and are booked weekly by the Islamic consult us, apologise and suggest personal visits. Her telephone number is proposed programme is to be undertaken appealing to witnesses or anyone Society for prayers. alternative uccommodation in 2314 22k by the student. who knows where the ear Is to Andrea Ortniimond. who advance. This did not happen It Computer huff% can also dee the The closing date for applications is contact Detective Sergeant Adrian handles bookings at LIT was len to members of the Tibet Internet to e -mail her on Friday 25th April 1997 Tllc bursary will Taylor on 0113 2951834. in total explained- "It is something we try Support Society to chase up welfareecleeds ac.uk. he awarded by Friday 9th May 1997 confidence to a s aid The Theatre Camel had a members of the executive." 5

LEEDS STUDENT Friday March'', 1997 7 EM'S PEOPLE

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(THE BEER cAN DESK -rips/ or get out ■ ARRIVE ON THE Dc oR.TE P Tti ROW CAUTION To THE WIND; WITH moNTI•i5 Ort-ALIN rif-y FOKE ci 0 1 li A--1 PNT AND SE N f> ALDITH Vidal was out for a good /kW h BUNCH OF WEE.1>s A BLDG ol c ARD I .."4- , - CC) time at the Poly Bop - but thanks / isi sr,* to a mindless minority her evening soon turned into a nightmare. i f (their trampled in a stampede of rt-x criers desperate In get back into I . [LSI' after a tire alarm. 'ile mow:rant internal hruslue alter heist Ihe head and stomach and .13s enkeen 11Rilb11:111 attend lectures all week. /et a w rimier kin 1111 our au.s Ininr %e1Y141.14 117/WYO. The aowds wets understandably impatient tin Saturday night waiting in the cold as the building was checked out by firefidners- But the tension spilled truer into inexcusable Cost-effective ways to mark 'Mothers' Day' ... displays of frustration by :in irresponsible few. Bricks were thrown through windows and theme Was little room 111 ht1.11111C in the human crush that LETTERS TO THE EDITOR tanned an excuse for a queue. Mania

A bone to pick with heads of state or just disgruntled at the amount Security leaders had no choice but to keep the Jain closed on the hope that the Mania outside of mozarella on the refec pizza? As if MEDIA EXPOSURE wasn't woukl die 4111W11. In nruationc like tins wig have to feel .157ftintihi incentive enough, there's a lottery-rivalling CASH PRIZE for the best for Mr aloft - many al them Nualeua • charxed maintutninx °oder mr oho lt "rut.% letter this week and every week. Write to The Editor at Leeds Student, LUU, PO There have been a number of t_ornplaints in recent Box 157, Leeds LS1 1 UH, fax (4113) 246 7953 or drop by the LMUSU office at City Site. weeks about the behaviour of dixesta IT. both al tudleflttu union and clubs in town But Satunlay night witnessed the other side of the tk'ur Etlitirr. toncelv mid I 'hacker ladled no Hear Editor, :since winning then Dear Editor. coin - student partygoers also have to act rralltsjbly coat. tore riff the offending section elections last year ' if they are to deserve responsible treatment LIKE many 01 )4 111I SVi.WerN, I and of the pater and Was gratefully HAYING been Adrnittedly. there RECIARDING yout The sust majority do tend man) -1 their myself writing to year wriceming ejected than tine building by the heavily involved in .ire people who hash own goal article 111S11110f1 the nx aortic security staff at same brainless ape. The mason LMUSU, I should tried incredibly hard concerning Plymouth LMUSU. At the Stomp on given time for my leaving was probably be telling vigil the union ha k Argyle- get your But Adlith Vidal knows there Fcbtuary 28 I nonivd a poster destroying I_MllSt1 popery. I you whist an on its feet. but at lucking face. sight, you ads rinsing the Lee& Sratfeur with ILV111111• that being ernpkiyed as a enjoyable and usefUl close id ninninaitOlis hunch of bastards, are some occasions when Ile headline 'Another knife attack .trimly member was the only u e xperienix it was for elections. at least I Pt) mouth are not u manager-less club. in Leeds b' I lowever, 1111 unknown this imbecile aught get access to and wishing Mute It) possums were Mick Jurors was appointed the MN: students are simply their own idiot had added 'about lime too' educational establishment but pundits all the best left Yin:ant and 1111111a11Or slightly after the Warnock underneath. I =nomd the poster surely the LMUSLI should worst enemy. Unfortunately. the candidates standing debacle- from the noticebtxtrd and took it to question whether or not Mese future is flea. iiikanue%shal. Once 2. The piece on Ronnie Maugc not a nearby security member, Mg*, are pink's:141g students or Nobody cam% again the people v. ho Roger) was slaw fantasy. Even though pointing out that it was provoking every incident Mai anymore. not even wanted to represent he's a bit ofa nutter, he actually caught it walls. the spores clubs who I_MU at the NUS inappmpriate and insensitive cio.an within their This sporting life local lad laureling his house As a result, et insidentig the gni amacked was in tan (:Ikon woad he relied in to Conference 111 he dmse him up on the moors and gave the building. I 'lthfSIR LATIONS arc in older for rhe take such a bean Blackpool timely tutu 1.1 hit of airman to good kicking) To toy anweroent he simply sporting hams of LAW alter the riten-s rugby warming interest in had to turn up amid 3 The prospect of cnnipleting the strismt took the IX11:11X from Me 111111 .frat dun) Ion ur.• Gee Me, ihru., union team joined the rugby league and football student politns five spite forthentselves. without Bruce Grobbeluar is an attractive 13111114,1(.1 it back up on the teams in their respective BUSA n urtures before This is a last shire, and when he's one beta It 's the student equivalent of tingtand along elections ;tad then Frannie plea to lira 11114110111lable, ow deputy keepers. lames Dear Etlititr, failure ludo so results iu the Grand Slam, their league counterparts claim as many and second years. 1)iingey ("surely a future England keeper) prosecution So it is highly trouncing Austodla to win the Ashes while sabbatical pi trot ions Get out there and do and Kevin Blackwell, have been a lot MANY of the prams inade in unlikely that a leak would he England's footballers stroll into the World Cup as possible. something before better. your article about nuclear power underplayed_ its alleged in your final fur good measure. Is it because the your union is turned 4. The mass brawl witnessed at were Justified: II is true lhat the article. Indeed. thr media seem to It nu/term:is 'neat rinds LAIL'S') in ti, current executive is into the laughtne Chesterfield_ contrary to popular stat ageof high In g I nuclear have more success at exaggerating Omar, but that's another Alm). *0111 au accountable stock or the et iunto expectation, restores a massive amount waste is becoming an increasingly such incidents. Citg your mind back to Euro tub and you ' ll as your grant,. due at of faith in the club that I support. worrying problem, Sul some of II is important to highlight in recall the tidal wave of enthusiasm that got the lack of a Union Laurie Spider nut much else 5. As for the hit about ' the Ilona. made illustrate the public the realities of the Indust]) behind England 's march to the sewn-finals, We Ethnic and Ant- Govaning Counci that make, Plymouth .t conserstition 1p101:1110: shouv hs the media stt that common) inis-ctineeptions were tom that spoiling success could bring back Or because the pay Discrimination piece' well that 's just cynical. ;Lid eenrral public lt)wilICI the- as printed in your article earl he 11w melon's teetgood tactor, and John Major v, Officer. LMUSt• rise to r. 1 °OKI 1111s1 ("beers' intlitor!, avoided hopeful email Tory de ketOrs Would marl ct■mol , wasn't enough to gel Fora mall the till, the intimaiv 's tootle. Edinn-N Burrows Sabbaticals into Julian indencialent has the Stephen Hill. It's uncle.ar whether Ll 'LI 's triple • - all 110 gear? Could it even Politics power to shut .111 N.0 .1011011 11 l,.eeds University have a similar effect on its member, hock stubbing emote he blames) on the s ?wilt. • Ile t o thr first rif f our LICC111, until dOt.1111. might believe they will rally round die union non-sabliatuals whit on. Spieler for n•gulat front Plymouth irgsle" ile Nil demand, that all Editor\ repl•, big hum! fin. NH cause. go and shout hie them at the games and have only entered the ]'maiden' coloommo to yet the pulse raring, Keep the Incidents in as midun p ewer for storm to ;nun certain ucttnir even take an Interest in union dimwits ..,orfrontomos ,.orniloi! Moil and MS, / 1)101 union It• ccl a pint Oation ie tcported met oulilkhed .‘"liallX al all h ii rin idiom Realists Inuit This is OM' fnort. elamph. In which viiselein life hfar., idrsr.buulr in, rchttlory err OWN GOAL: Foul-up in France. Turn to Siort - Joie 22 PIA • .•:: .:1; 71, ,ru• LEEDS STUDENT F•iday Fehniary 28,1997 9

Investigates the alien Influences that are inilliralinkthe Kremlin. Wilta la r Moo, Loads IOU, PO Box 167, .1111M FBI worried as Russia calls fourth dimension ii, X-tiles has a And in true UF() seekers' and aliens were involved hate-mail. parlance. he Is not alone. Ronnie somewhere, probahly." And the result? Instead of science lot to answer for. Reagan and Mrs T have both been llic X•files is pure fiction but being seen as the tool with which CAMEL CACKS TMost people linked with a little MOM than it reflects a growing trend of we have created our fantastic dabble in things that checking their daily horoscope psycho-nonsense books. world. it is the restrictive unto there is a professional magazines anal TV programmes headmaster always saying "no" to seem a little odd, but astrologer on the pay-tall of the which are trying to pass our outlandish pseudo-seience ON EUBANK S President Yelt.sin. One of Whitehouse. The rumours that themselves off as factual and fantasies 'therefore it's viewed as the most powerful Tony Blair dances naked in the scientific. Scully recently Jul I. uncreative and everyone sods people on the planet, moonlight whenever Orion moves presented a weird and unexplained off to follow free-thinking and MEANINGFUL into Uranus are unsubstantiated at events programme of the kind thus stimulating careers like has taken to being the time Of going to press. but just Arthur C. Clarke used to do. advised by a fortune what is going on? Clarke is an eminent scientist w id] Thc real tragedy oldie teller. Picture the situation. The a genuine and enthusiastic interest VW10.01M- in all the interest in MESSAGE Kremlin 1997 and agents in the world's mysteries_ He never pretend science isn't that Patrick General Viktor MnIstemv and Scullyov are called closed his mind to anything but Moore is stuck assay on BBC2 in Chechevaloy. Yeltsin's by Boris to give then opinions on tried to present the cases in the middle sit the night whilst STRANGE news from the Middle-East balanced way. only raising his where Chos Eubank has been given the latest and most trusted General Cheetuivatov-s mating Russell Grant gets prime-time powers He listens carefully to eyebrows at some of the more exposure, but Flail most people role of aisle to the Minister of Sport and advisor. can see into the Scullyov: "anyone who reads 11 outlandish claims made by his Youth of the United Arab Emirates wouldn't know the diflere.nee future, make instant and newspaper knows that your heart interviewees_ between them . —The British are not Interested in my complex medical diagnoses philosophy and intellect." said titstutk wasn't in great shape and at your The truth is out there. it just isn't 71 contrast, Setilly•s programme from atop his camel. 'I am looking on sight and can tell at at age a hy-pass is a tutrly common good for the ratings glance when a person is operation. so," Montero% was made-up of little moue forward 10 bringing the Eubank interrupts, "Well ohm's a vat) than wide-eyed Mystic philosophy to this very itnprintait job. " I going to die. interesting liteklry but I think Megisrns and exactly the *added tis the camel belched at a Chechevatov. who is you've overlooked something, the saute kind of blind passing eittrierantan, 'Here they currently under i nv est ig at km ancient Inca tribes used to believe acceptance she finds appreciate a person who has the capacity for feeding his soldiem eat- that cat-liu al gave them great infuriating in Mulder to convey a meaningful message to the powers of insight and strange Don't tell me Mew grass roots." he finished. while the food, apparently impressed by predicting Boris's need for a mental abilities As there arc some things don't affect switel added a tar more meaningful things that medical :science simply people, this is the message to the grass rotas and multiple bean by-pass and is now in the running to be can't explain I intend to spend a country where unfortunately for Chris all over his new couple 01 weeks munching nasty TV soap Jodhpurs. Russia's next defence chief. KiteKat :Ind puffing in a reasoned chameters get 'Rah, Rub Cheehevatov. and scientific investigation of tlus weekly hags of predicts when people will pop- mysterious off' may not be as catchy, but case. oh, the spectre of Rasputin is hard to ignore. A hundred years ago. the mail-monks psycluibahble and powers of healing brought him much influence over the dint Tsarina, but in a pox!• Hiroshima world, and one in which a few dozen Russian ICBMs are available at the tight price, shouldn't our Boric be a teensy. weensy hit more ratittnal'!

Folkswing the success of version. although the other Film makers the recently revamped rest of the film will be have also expressed an Star Wars movies, left in its original state. interest in the possible Steven Spielberg has Predicted advantages of replacement of useless announced lie is to give this new technology wobbly lumps of rubber similar treatment to his include closer and more and plastic with state-of 1975 classic Jaws. The fearsome shots of the the-an pixel iniugm. 12 ft model shark used teeth which Spielberg though Pamela is in the original will he hopes will produce a insisting that she just replaced by a far more similar box-office hit needs more time 7.77 learn fearsome.looking swim.) lime around. her lines ciamputer generated Following his example. LEEDS STUDENT Friday March 7, 1997 1 I Fire alarm rush leaves student trampled underfoot

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Teacher Karo14 Baumann, 54, from Dusseldorf. claims rhat STAMPEDE HELL she can talk to horses She believes that she can do this front first gaining their confidence by wearing tuntictal horse cars: Russian roulette One of three- mates who got promitimny to join AT PARTY NIGHT them in a A POLY' bop reveller was UY HELEN WYLIE steamy sauna sex romp certainly got noire than he rushed to hospital after Sheer to keep the the students 'Die distarhance also hantained for- when one of being kicked in the head iesulled in orra arreit the girk turned out to he his and stomach during a wife. The. couple frirrn A4Clilh was strayed in hospital and has internal 111111,111g ;aid says she n Woronesieb, Russia are now stampede at a popular in "excruciating pain- She planned a divorcing. surprisingly student night last enouciv trip to Liruehborr;ueIi Ills weekend Saturday. after lacirig picked rot the basketball The incident happened leanl_ hill is nor able to go Kiss of death around I I pm when a sensitive A Ditch alnico tried to smoke alarm was set off at the Annoyed serenade his girlfriend from packed event id 1-MUSLI's Site intends in one and is the top of a Nere . of but eon-saki .1 ktiAl advisor She also rime- City Site. instead felt off the roof oral c'Talirl~ Ill has,. herr giLen iii Ile l .Ilrl A Milli Vulal. a law fresher, plunged more than 50 feel to and is annoyed furl to hate heard his Lieal.h. The 40-yeuoold was knocked to the ground as anything f ruin itle from Amsterdam climbed the 1.20(1 student.: rushed to pet had Soon Carries., riesidein building so he could sing to into the building through the LA CIS said the incident ',as hin l•vet on the third flout loam doors. Purely aecelental hilt Winer:ea utter, Victors, heir 1411 winds hlew She described the incident as WC lessons to he learnt on co rrs him col "really irighlening." She added: rnuringernent and said nest bine Lire You Just think the worst. It fell like I police would he called more yuitk I rs.r-s on the nom tor ages with u and es teadom.• iismiiiia.ne ,,Trtred .t impede of annuals running. over Simon Belk Events and ,ie." She was eventually pulled to Marketing Manager, said that n. iipeit .seer' Ns security and the police the front doors was the right ilex i‘dori ACC': .stied to COntrnl the relit 01 the under the circumstances. uddeu. roWd. "The blame must really be poi on the person who •set the minim all and A busive those outside who were putting and Ihrotwing stones." The eowsd had been kept waiting John Leighley, liar Manager. for 20 initiates while lire fightees called the situation, and also ding to give it the' inspected the han Haines the stupid helia t..lout of a Sheep in gay hats all Lica. Those waning oursole ounnrnv .111 the crowd. The bar IViIN became 'Monis,- mid drinks were Scientists at a Concert in kepi open until Jam 11,1,10:11.1 Ire thrown into the crowd and stones At Manning have found that 1 30arn as CenriNleiirtii.11 tin 1111,,c almost one in ton sheep are A RIPPING GOOD TIME Fed-up revellers leer up their tickets after being forced out nearby windows clobbers who stayed on utter the gay_ The invaluable report into the cold by the lire alarm Pie: David Smith Security staff were bit forcing incident. found that ten per cent of twits preferred other males La ewes_ although how they made 1.11i6 discovery is u little unclear_ THE CIRCUS COMES TO TOWN Drugs wing Break-ins blamed inmates at a Colombian pnson were LI 1111Ved to keep homing pigeons mull one flew into .1 on sloppy security wall and fell into the exercise Yard- where wardens launch TWO Wort led telltale students others were .•i led hays of marijuana stuck to VA' OIL forced to sleep in in hr the rotihet.s cacti leg. grittied-floor Ilan wtrlt a broken The um versa iy admitted thin ripen window foi two days halls are a mutt large! "It's an Pants story becallse Lalleertstly security old building and in quite failed to stet il. writo riliitthew vulnerable,- a spokesperson Police in Malaysia are going said untie-cover to track down The window - at Leeds. Resident John Green added- thieves who ciimmtited l'invernity's Devonshire Hall - -It would he Can to get in, all recent spate. of burglaries- in is as urokeu when burglars the windows are really weak." their punts The group. who kicked it open lust week lurk in nearby bushes before The ball has been targeted Concern -Stripping off to rob the houses. four times in just over .1 week Students have Slammed the are believed to be members of h!, thieves who have made off =versify for a sloppy respon!se a strange Mack Magi,. colt more than f..0rin worth of Willi to the harglarras. Fran Andre, the freshers' possession.. whose room was hroken iron On female students are Fare enough Tor Thursday, ss as upset tu the angry that it took sin long lor the responne she teecived alter A kind-hearted mugger to he repaned. -We window expressing. concern to her hall wielding a knife molt f-15 were terrified 111,11. they :night Fury. and manager. "-Die:, lido t seCrli from a 1 i-year-old eillite Ire again whin we were then gave the lad 50p back set Very inierented and we were Juni asleep,- said nine. who wishes fobbed oft.- she claimed. that he could catch the bus lit temain :moms mous home in Croydon, South A security guard who was said London. one of the first on the scene Negligence that his crilletieues were "vet') The university blunted the concerned" about The e_scalation in, -student or crime in the Cumberland break-ins 10 negligence-. However, angry Road area and the universii) residents have disputed this, has been meeting with police in CLOWNING AROUND: A member of Gerry Collie's circus celebrates the big top's success. Compiled by claiming they left only one of order botist camhus security . The circus. on Woodhouse Moor, has proved popular with students and locals alike and is Pie: Sarah Davis James Bandy the windows open and that the staying in Leeds until March 16. Student tickets are half-price 11 ■

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.V11-11'1'1-21 4-5 n music It's the best new band in Britain again, and this time flp they'le from Leeds - Embrace. And the U2 album AT THE Pleasure Rooms Four flexor four-u+ the-rhos mayhem with the hest people, the hest 6-7 rj clubs and the best night out in Leah. rite • WarehcMSC - as the IAN salt! law week- -we're Clash of the Friday nights: Brighton Beach • ,:onna take the new place b! storm." review and a feature on the itinerant It's • i• Obvious, about to take over The Pleasure Rooms • • !) jf video games 111REE CHI I tis, • !MM.. •.pie who Nirow rh•', • ii.nr-4 (Tien to all manner More games reviews for all you lucky console .,irrer-loaders and • !eprolsates. Vim can't heat owners out there a good party • situng ik the stairs, trying to nisi, "ow clamor tree hoer, tenni!: - someone to fuck oil ss.h•. El books 11P turns out10 Ike there Great Waterstones? Pah! Check out the best place to get your bookish bargains

NOT THE satiety arts although they are always 12-16 j welcome round my place Rut instead the drink. wroth Is £1.51) at the new Inside the mind of a madman - insane •IF Old Orleans near N.A_T.O. The nearest director Tim Burton reveals all to Juice 111, thing to liquid se's. • • 17-24 411 I ALMAI S look, • promising in the:Oven Don't watch that, watch this! Make mind a year, !met:Jr..' penthouse in London. Paul sure you don't miss anything with the • Smith suits and rnohile phones here we come madness of our 7-day listings Until you realise that you've got as much chance 11, ot getting It as Major being • at No 10 come May. 25 in television *WI Comic Relief gets an uncharitable kicking from our resident cynics

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mbraec are front scent to see little need for K song " It. however, you provoked this dramatic nc signed for several good as "All You Good, Leeds and they're word% when the music Speaks weir unfonunate enough to transformation? Shouldn't • 1,■111d grand, have a top Good People"? "Yeah. Or also the heal new so eloquently' for itself. encounter them at the Scully and Mulder he called ten iingle and he dropped in better" Bloody hell "We're band you'll have Any enquiry along the Duchess at some point dunng in promo'? It just clicked the space ol five minutes, got enough songs lor the first E lines of attempting the that two years you would one day, I wrote a song and I that this lime might have album and most of the heard fora very, very long in time. Surprisingly enough. ascertain whether they're have seen a very different didn't think I should sing it been beneficial/ "Yeah, second. We want to put out these two facts aren't surprised by the flurry of Embrace, "Yeah we were a because it didn't sound like probably, but we're really up an EP every two or three mutually exclusive. for interest in the now single bit of a dodgy gosh band for one of ours and after that for it now. We've written months, let people hear the Embrace are neither a tit's even being played by a while," mumbles Danny they just kept on coming and sixty or seventy songs now music bands .dodgy golf' band nor some Nicky bloody Campbell for sheepishly. "We were really getting homer and better." and they're all quality." At du 'mthi Galla.e aell ITawl ;gherehaetl cah " crusty dug on a string God's sake], is greeted with into stuff litre Echo and the which point. Danny thrusts a promised us a single every ethnic techno effort but much shuffling of feel and Bunnymen and Joy O they think then, that piece of paper at me on three months, as did The that thing as rare as a Spice staring at the floor and a non Division". Ahe' You are in these days Where a which are scrawled said song Stone Ruses mid look ai Girl with her clothes on - a plussed "Nah. we know its a from Leeds after all Si' what Dband of 12 year alts titles. And are they all as tech decent Leeds band. like we're on a roll and wt Those smug bastards at just warn to keep it going " the other end of the Mh2 Fair enough, what of your have had a their own way for einnempuraries then. have far too Long now with much 'There hasn't been a you got much in the way of as it pates me to say this the competition*? ''Nah," shrugs heel fotliball team in the Richard. "There hasn't been eimmi y and the hest bands In great band since The is decent hand 'afire 01INIs the county Result? A city and there hasn't been ;1 green bull of arrogant pits. BM now build wires The Roses arid Embrace are here to redress Roses and Nirvana. Nirvana Ttntil 1{1,W 111111 is the balance and, lets not beat lee always been into stuff The Beatles_ ohs, around the hush. they are lik.e low0)_ i'‘, tuntrisfir. Take two pans The Until now, that is' Mal. field Verve's sense of overblown crag a Mill hrihionce to one part stone Embrace's Danny MacNamara tilukr, Roses Mark One's melodic connection '' Judging by the sung, or their Nei sensibilities. Add is dash ill ifs!. Iwo have pm Motown magic. and yr at 11 Ire night, Embrace the credentials tar halms Iii some was to appreciating the alai noble towage Hey. so hfilitt slopping effect of dehat 111,1S IV I rn pollute c anted single. "All You. Good. Good away inn what the heck " People". And all id those 1111JSIC ab(111i ii it .■ bards there's a sense iii .101S111 ih.11 surge ■if mesitabrtiry about their excitement when yaw hem a brilliance - they know truly great band for the lust they're.special and soon t;itsc. 1-4111 don't need me to everyone else will too. tell you how good this band inkeefiing with this, lead are or how ridiculously Ituge singer Danny and guitarist they're going to Ise • hay the Richard seem to have been single, go and see them and will to the "Stone ROW. Men cell me I'm wrong. Only School elf Evasive liners ivis make sine you do it soon Tearitques" for the 'cos they'll he selling out the weekend. They're not being, T&C by the end of the year. difficult. its just that they no bother.

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Hollywood is set for it litn Human is difficult to pin down,,,, Laid or whatever," How does ..T.141_4 (abased on a doodles on it p fiction overdose- "Well it scents happier to discuss films its general than be reply to his detractors"' "1 dunk gum cants depicting him, at times the end of the century or the this pan ieutar moire. ,k1 it's not sometimes they forget their own Mars. hut the engrossed, as if I urn makes people freak out surprising that he refuses to compare dotal:clod in the sense that. Mb Eltirionesque view disappeared. but 1 thitrg._in the 189th all these Iris Lacs" ...tiering with previous especially when yisu're VS a lot stranger that, it again. "It w.cs ac casual-It of the world stories, science productions "I think about it ant truly dealing with I ;mussy "I've had certain was probably the a shoo gs started to mean the way that I feel is that it would he elements, those things are thou things that wan I've every been i and 1' sc Yet at the same time. like picking tune child overanottcr very much a part of Made ate feel been pretty lucky " He he's Itolgt tothatance himself from the there's a certain aspect of each One growing up and learning a Martian myself: it's smile, -I think ti for people to Holt ywnialindtotty: "there is a certain that's close W.ytxrand it's son in a like the abearacb of life...like u mar strange to me get mat upset attd MI come out of the trend in Hoibraro4...they have their a wairfamsule out Ohne. a place and it fairy talc, folk and it is eansinenfing stn to trailer when they know that their co- ways and realtittlikrtliutng things kcjing.,,--rfeel about each rite mythology - He's still of Mars Muftis! shows stars arc little great men. It kind of which really don't have anything to de, actually " then he adds, ever modest. doodling_ and he's drawn e in general as no ulna makes a easy on der set that way with mc.- "None of them are perfect, that's for a rather magnificent It of excited. trigger-happy 1.7'p When Tim Burton talks. he refers to the sure." Fle's clealy proud of his films. looking, but menacing. it conic w destroy it. and film as an °gamic entity incited by the n all fairness to this particular though be's certainly had his fair sham clown, the kind at strange M of the United Steam, In cast's "strange energy", as if 1w had director, and despite the vague for of criticism. Cr itics blasted Barman image you're guaranteed in one of his tea boos as superficial, nothing to do with it at all. sci-fi films. there'll he no movi•-, ketum.s. and his last film Ed S4ii.o41 vats films d farmed, "I dill feet- I 'I just enjoyed watching all thew quite like this arming out nest year a hot-office ratline. When pressed. But film-making, artificial as it is, cryptiodly, lot of great actors :feting to nothing." His face Certainly m's doubtful any other though, Burton is adamantly really shouldn't he taken too seriously. anities.caoun institut ions lights up. "It was really kind of perverse director would cast Tom Jones as the philasophicat "As far as I know, any '11w ulnae thing is absurd.- he laughs 0 (allot in a film like this and ahsurtf ai see people fighting thin say if Rif Of the planet. Burton laughs, "I film I've ever dent could have gone "It doesn't matter it- you're doing a Mut of a parallel tut and speaking speeches kr nothing." saw him in concert. and it was one of either way. so I try not to expect MO movie like this or doing a drama, I hese geed way to try some of he enthuses. "I kind of wish I could the hem emcees.. to roe he's just got much_ 1 mean obviously when you're just thund that the whole process is lie explains: "When release the lifm with no numians, just that in his personality.-.you feet like lie making a film you want it to reach our. completely ridiculous, and thufs 11K1gr for President. and so people could see how wend the souk] sing a concert. jump in it cat fight but at the same time I don't expect Aran of what makes it fun." 'Tim rams glinting fawn whole thing was." ft' tempting to norrians . he could just handle it all." anything_that's kind of seeing myself Button is inspiringly enthusiastic arrenegga and efint forget just how accomplished Burton is Yes, there's no doubt this movie is any tip lornitnalting that is somewhat ahout what he does, more sn because it in their spaselles, and as a filmmaker and wonder if his lass idiosyncratic than Human's others. abstract" you gel the ingression he has no grand talking on MTV about movies are made by pare childish which is quite an achievement in an era Part of the unsure reaction that has plan or cynical aspirations. "I don't underwear he wean_ Jack enthusiasm. At such points it's hard not where film distributors get so much met most of Tim Burton's films arises know what's next," he admits, I'm just tn't seem quite so for to draw comparisons with 1-11 Hired. the power over their films. 'I've been very over the intended audience: his flints kind of still getting ova this one htli dinalor of notoriously dire sci- fi lucky to do pretty much what I want to tend to lave something childlike about really And whether he's being lid Huron manage to cast films, whose strange career depended do, and if anything is rreiyhe not quite than, and yet there's always the genuine, or just quietly modest about ai? And, amine to think of entirely 'on his fantastic enthusiasm. and the way I want. it's (only because its_.a presence of a dark, disturbing • one his plans, Tim Burton has a point With se, Inam Brutant. whose story was dramatised in Button's procen....it's slightly organic that way," might say adult -sensibility. Burton. this particularly unusual director, you quad Danny IkVito, all last feature film '1 did enjoy that he explains, typically modest who admits to growing up -watching just don't know what's going to come of their name! fee He But Mum Atrucks! is the must monster movies and loving them next I cam to down to a bit of character very much." Burton admits, out of Hers when they know their co-stars are little green men' ntelevision ±

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runge has been Pearl jam makes a cameo they can sit in with their Phil Collar: CD see the rest t,11 you at Tribal appearance. SHOWING THIS WEEK WHERE PIGEONS GO TO DIE responsible for Gathering) • y Bad Things. This film is not a pillty sight- it's Anyway, this sad little musical basically Friends without the like that rash of imukin'i get its rte wn gig- and by 'it' I BBC1, Monday, 2.05 pm shampoo ta• hairspray. A hunch of mean everything. Roger 'Old Git' BY DAN JOL N extra-large lumberjack vaciuit twenty/somethings (including Daltrey is the dad who's into nick 'n' mll . ► shirts on greasy sixth the incredibly bland Bridget f(ndat l Chesney. Hawker yes, the (Inc and Only. formers everywhere, the who have nothing better to do than one-ttit wonder, ugly mole•aced and. to IS herr r u vie, /kilt,. called sudden treatment of Seattle try and make their lives meaningful Chesney liawkes • LS the son, who's in a Where Pigeons Go To the (BBC I. by getting off with each other, hand which plays music for the kids Monday 20priii. It's this week's Mystery film le I've never hued of it. as some kind of musical wonder around looking bored and I /limey becomes. Chesney's manages. - and soon their differences are sealed_ in a and I've no idea what it's about Still, if Mecca, and the rise of far too being. well. grungy. And that', about. kind of father/son bonding-through. it's about moons dying. then I'm it, really. This is a movie which goes many twatty sub-Nirvana music way. When a disaster Still. at least allowed it 's about Cane thine little wannabe bands- like Pearl nowhere and does nothing: it's about that bastard Veskler kept his distance. scniggy, disense-ndden hamar& got their as deep as a puddle of pits. and about Nothing wipes the taste of a bud tihn dues Shining everywhere and looking at Jam. But perhaps Grange's as fun as watching how that puddle out of your mouth 'Ikea paid dank, as you with their evil, beady little eyes. Ugh worst crime is Singles appeared in the first place. Richard Burton disouverind during the And even if it's just another dodgy made- (Channel 4, Sunday SuII at least Singles doesn't try to alma ig of Where FAgles flare (I1Bf.:1 ka-TV job, then it can't be any worse 10.011pm). prison it's music av some kind of haw Friday 10301,1110 Nov,. you'd rived a feu, than anything which tries to telt you that kw healing the generation gap. like crates of Special Brew just to cope with Grunge is coot. or which stars Chesney Get this: it's set in Seattle. It lisuidy is Song (BBC I. Sunday I I 55pm) Single:, and ihnitA ... Song. hut when Ila•kess and Roger Dalury, Soil that has Mau Dillon wandering dies. t mean, the very iimvorpt is absurd - Burton found himself halfway up a cold Pass us another dnilk. Richard, tnate. amund in an extra-ltage niu_sle, more than anything else in our mountain filming an Aleartir MacLean lumberjack shirt...wearing a 'Neil cultism defines the gm :ration gap, and ataptaion about an impenetrable Nall quite rieht. too. One oldie best things IbrUSNN dunng WW2, he took to the out of nu' Yining Ones'- style steal being 'ynung' is the feeling that we bottle with 4/ v engcanx. Which. I wig. And. worst dal! Eddie mare superior to ourekkas in terms of suppose. IN understandable. elect:illy if Vedder. the lead 'singer' from fla► ,: taste i which. of course. we arc: your mama] to Lo Taykir Weed. it wasn't king before the testi if the cast, including a MAI-hard Clint Eastwood. joined him, and the mutt was a Boa's Own- style of war movie in which all the odors were pissext out of their skulls (Wong filming. Eastwood commented that he wasn't able to keep up sk ith Benton, who knocked hock enough to till the engitio [if a B-52 bundler

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Customers will be admitted free of charge on either Sat. LEEDS METROPOLITAN UNIVERSITY STUDENTS UNION 9pm - 2am £2.50 N.U.S/£4.50 Guests 8th, 15th or 22nd March on production HAPPY FIRST HOUR BITTER, LAGER, CIDER 95p A PINT of your Sat 1st March ticket stub. QUEUE EARLY!!! 1464.4c5o march 10 Flavour of the Day juice guide Goodnight Sweetheart, BBC1, 8.30pm According to ihr Sun. Nicholas Lyildluir;.1 The new story-line!. continue on the same thought he could "kiss got idhv e" to the show track as the old, but with even greater conflict When tits two lemale co-stars moil. Now w In than before. 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THIS ONE'S FOR THE BOYS... Ladies man WILLEM JASPERT asks what is wrong with boys worrying about the way they look.

to toe in black. 1r takes an hour to feel great. Ha! Who said buys hort cut your hair but it feels like couldn't:1 CUD: *a hal they look hosing a massage. the hairdn.isser like? hate is invariably attractive and tells You step outside into the early you again and again how the cut evening light and WHACK. 1- and they're giving you will really suit reality slaps you one in the face. your flux and. oh. by the way. "Boys don't wear make up...mtly sides please mate. what beautiful huiryou've got. pool's worry about their hair. Number two on the The moment the scissono sides, four on top. remember them?) stop cutting. le whole world is split up you stun: at yourself in the Millie into hule categories The shaver revs up for a full five minutes, lips punted Taccording to the great old d I'm done in five as if saying 'prunes'. and hook of fashion rules. 'Men inutes flal. I leave the congratulate yourself on your new should look rough and tough. girls rber's feeling alright. a image. You ill be the envy of all should look soft and pretty - In a st. x.iely 'saved on the ri le i or plav- I i Ile cold around the ihing Ito-Pecp looloalikes. girls nonetheless ea s hut. has e. in the last deeade. stout)W.1) ill gin. les not until 1 r Boys don't Mated lo everunenl with all get home for that wear make-up... things male . rod ntic encounter First wineskin hair flat elitists. then skater sty les With wi my mirror that I only pool's worry this one girls became. boy . hut nr 'se 1 look like every boys are always going it, he bo) I've ever seen. I about their hair" boys. What is needed now is 'HAN THOMAS for boys to make a dent on the loo • like Tom and Dick and Dave. 1 look plain L_ coals image. vow' friends. I'm Ina expecting all Mikes to nut ruy Tile but they are 1111 could turn out to be quite a treasure hunt. and uninspiring. I look like The black:, leather and chrome out and buy a dress but it would amain dowdy stereotype For the style snobs arrumg.st us, drop your a T rritorial Army new chair swivels round and you arc he absolutely incredible to see a pretentions. n's a long time since second fore Many of the shops have rec It placed in the capable hands of a few more boys mound in crop ilk nineties and east off the hand shops were reserved for the make-up artist. Capable. that is. of tops. eyes all nut-ix-we'd up, lips image to cuter tir -specific underpriveleged 'Fliese shops are for ow. its nut that I mind tun ing like a boy because, trusistbrming you from Mr A looking rouge. eyes glittered out. ts It scrim that imliVidutil anyone who is enterested in getting a Nyhisly lo Mr B Somebody, Lash It doesn't stake you any less of able all. I've got two eyes. a Ago to great lengths to gather bargain and finding that exclusive and enhancing mascara. fotuaktion a man to care about what you look stack for their customers original item. You could he dressed for 110 , a mouth and three legs that smoothes MI your creases like and even to wear make up. kinked up kit for the considerably- less, all you need is a nose tot just like all the other guys, but and conceals blemishes, blusher Sum. you might get tads looking rla 'Lose Train nr sotm a bargain and an eye for style. Check it out vdt um we all such clones of whelp you attain but wind-swept at you a hit funny but they're just up Iodate, if you are prepared and funk utl tan other? Whatever look. eye shakwi that could make Jealous because they look just ihe Igo the racks it's guaranteed hap ned to a bit of variety'? sureure deep into your pupils same as all (Whin:des Go i or it filid something :mating This nagine it' you on, it swanks for hurso on end, You'n on top of boys, this one's for you the st mid. You look amazing. You inks to Anna, Rachel and Adam sult o full of sty lists dressed head

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science 16-17 cuisine 18 Outlook travel 19 Friday March 7, 1997 You say you want a devolution... It's time for a change._ towards regional assemblies and a better House of Lords. TINA BURRETT investigates VER the past instance, are committed to a legislature as we enter the twenty policy of devolution. first century'? a few years the a. The specifies 01 this policy. as After the election the aa main political complexion tit the Cotmuons ar with tiara Labour policies. are a parties have vague, but if limy makes it to looks set to chance. Owing to Number Ten we can expect to see Labour's positive disattninatton O1:011W closer together on a Scottish Trarliament and a Webb polies this election could see the almost every issue to assembly. These bodies will deal largest number of women ever the point where you with issues 'elating specifically to entering ihe House The presence their respective nations, what oldie gentler, or at lead More can hardly get a cat's issues these will be is unclear. SeMible.yeK will dampen the whisker between them. Devolution is an issue that ale testosterone Melted ya-boo One issue still manages Liberal Ile it locrais politics that amendy characterises lilistinittster. Such to pOlariSe the parties: wholeheanedly support and have done so for longer than Lahour prinutive, tribal behaviour could political redo m. If the The Nolan report was elected they will remove the Commons' Mon: rImeonian Indeed the Liberal Democrats be forgiven if the Commons supposed to he the huller that siting rights of all heirdilary legislation, fintlung the Inwet Tories are to be believed would go condor down the performed its primary task. stopthxt the gravy Irani hut sum%. peers and repltax them with chamber think twice about the ours is the mother of denvieratie dnveway. [Mowing in holding the government to it did not go far enough in newly appointed life peers The Criminal justice Bill for example padiantents, our political regii nal amen allies as at la mus account, with any degree of limiting links between not so truridtunental problem, that the A et/mph:Lela partisan [Judy eraripmence.htif. as the Scott system a great bastion of Talk 01 desolation has the lkilkflarable rilernheM and fat cars ,,econd chamber in nor elected, would exhibit the same flaw. as Tones running Cot their wise inquiry indicated, it does not It parliament is to regain public will still remain. Apponimients to the Commons. inemlices soda); democracy, a view scoffed jacks. 'Labial!' will Wok up the confidence MI's will have to do throe% nob-tyre Lords are will for Icaislation, no matter how at by Labour and the Union- is file wind from Tors ILTESTION time sent NIN more to regulate their peatatccs. be unatarithibly politieally lunatic, becauseofpony IIry The Liberal Democrats. I IQ. 'heUrr to continue with an are treaual ns The House of Lord. hangs nu a istuecl 4-i:flawing the olltY Lords nay he andertmennic but it Al this elusion the pimple undemocratic system'. opportunities for cheap like a load weight amund the virtue of the present House of wOrks hotter and is, in many poi ring rather than being of Britain have the Berme MIN turn their neck or Hilt ish derilVeras:s. It is Lords. its large number of neutral ways. mitre representative of the attentions to the peripheries they usual to quiz ministers cif state opportunity to vole on the ridiculous that someone cart he a cots,. benches, One senior Tory public's view than it: common need to get their Own House in Rather than forwarding the member of government *imply minister clairnixl, with sonic cousin, fund:internals of the political order. literally. The Commons concerns of thetreoniaituent.s too because their great great justification, that Labour's After the electinn Labour will system itself. Recent by- has comedy and entertainment many MPs are moth concented grandmother was the monarch's so:onit chamber would he be in it unique ixisition to nght election victors Labour, for value brit is this what we want with advancing the interest: of miatress. Lthout does not believe nothing more than it giant many of the wrongs of the British their parties. or worse, the cause that the accident of birth nhoukl quanta), political system. its will to do so of businessmen who buy their he justification fora place in In recent years the Lords has will be eircurnsciitraJ by what seal, ices parliament's scaontl chamhet stated rri tinslifienimimeofthe they think will work best to

Full results, opinions and analysis For the benefit of Mr...? Is the circus any different from the political world... and who cares?

ut.: circus has pciliaming animals to ot..icr deference lir il'• trarc,c ,irtis!,, nor Ash& wen. The daring thy, come to town as Tons and John ride hare Is there a possible remedy. a horseback around and around new .tar attmetiOn pedlars at bolding the halaitee nl por.vcr bright young net torquer ready to they swing Imo a new a new eta this week. in circles. walk the tightrope, to bring 01 democratic utopia Gerry Cottle There ore of course regular Bri tato the deintrenley it needs? Relying on one anothei, they Tband of asides, the unveiling of the toast and his would trade trust. proportional is a favourite And at no extra HE Labour leadership's representation for a stable. term Ifs S performers have taken cost, there is the token gesture proposal for Scottish :ad of office A Foreign Secretary up residence from beautiful female assistants, Welsh Assemblies for the post for all women short lists_ an allowed for a few brief seconds T overlooking Hyde nest parliament, has eerlainl) use-hreakable centre left co- by the clowns to share the pi-m(1kmd optimism amongst alition. Park. Mitchell', but quickly ushered re ft inners Meanwhile, the TiaiCN The political mathematics and Ant-acting crowds from out of sight. less they attract pre-disposition thin the acrobatics required to ensure undue recognition far and wide. it is Britain's desolation of power will tiring such a Mate 01.011airs may appear Next door. in the Lords. the largest travelling act. There remote. Labour's record hreaking lame performers sit. mime heloile the catastrophic disintegration oh the current homonyms 26 point lead in the latest opinion is. however, a rival. a their wounds, others born into collaboration of Welsh. Scots and polls points to a secure majority pretender to the crown as the Seel by accident of breed, English is misplaced. without the l_lb Dent side show two hundred miles South most enjoying their retirement. The real hope Mr those Whatever the outcome, the The circus is however. not the rulers of the nation go demanding lillidamental change neces,it:, tot it revamped big top for traseiling. it's-haven is the about their business. is perhaps a potential double Act, is ;imamate it, as is the need to beautitul South, and it's desire to 11111111111111 The drama unfolds. to the event of a hung take the show of democracy to be the only big top, mewls the Parliament. bovine crowds may the people in every cornet lir the ringmaster Betty whips the rest of the Island can only how in FLYING: Acrobatics at the circus in Leeds. How do the he introduced to the daring Wand politicians match up? Pic: Sarah Oasis ♦3 Outlook 18/11

THE REEL THING Before Dolly it all seemed the stuff of sci-fi movies. DERI THOMAS dips a wary toe into the gene spool... THE Rr GREMLINS WHAT happens when you get a THE rules were simple:- spanner in the works or more never let u gremlin near precisely a fly in your water. never feed a gremlin transporting machine. Jeff after midnight and never Golum mamas the scientist expose a gremlin to light. whose plans go terribly wrong What a surprise then that all when his DNA gets scrambled three rules get hmkcn during with that of a fly during an the course of the film and we experiment. He begins to end up with in turn lots of inherit fly-like characteristics gremlins. then lots of evil and at first things wan OK; he gremlins and finally. lots Of becomes stronger, needs less dead gremlins, And they sleep and gets randy with his started of being so nice. Just wife Geena Davis. However. be thankful that they'ra not the Minsformation canninues being sold in a pet shop near and pnivides conclusive proof you. dun if you grow anemia and vomit in your own food then FRANKENSTEIN you're unlikely to keep your Tile: original and hest wematt. genetic engineering story, skilfully ruined by Kenneth MEE Bramigh, who manages to A MORE recent offering make Robert De Niro seem which tells the stun, ref bow nice even %4 hrn he's phiying an undercover merriment by ts Monster. Helena Bonham. the on enuralit to create a Carter look grim and superhuman glow pear- subjects us to far too much shaped. When the scientist.. of his hare chest during the involved 11:1111M that they're manic than is healthy. The going to he uriable hi content monster itself Is not so their creation they attempt to much of a clone as an bump her off. but alas the amalgamation of human 'species'. played by Natasha parts. ephannised by the Hetrared at this point still in curlier Holly wood version in an them. realises this and as being green with big scarpers. Thus ensues a leg bolts sticking nut of his panic, a big chase and a ter) bead, supposedly for the unattractive looking 'speck's'. fear rector. I'm quaking.

STA TRAVEL WORLD LEADERS IN YOUNG INDEPENDENT TRAVEL ha example sonic NI. !elitist, tram a 5-VI{ of the parent The ...riosed another niobium] hese suggested that we grow embryo thee develops as an frontier The brave ness world hamar, elide-yes in order to gross exact copy of the single parent. that lies ahead must be shaped transplant organs. The theory is W(ITIlen could now using responsible After millennia during which clone themselves. In terms of ATHENS £126 NEW YORK £15() we could engineer nature. now human reproduction men would There can he no going hack. the tables are turned anti we can Ix superfluous. DUBLIN f5,) SYDNEY £589 ate/nicer the engineer. With the development of the GENEVA £96 LOS ANGELES £211 The test-tube technology, in- first nuclear pile. we crossed a vitro raddisanon trivolves technological thrash< lid. BANGKOK £355 SINGAPORE £4-14 oatibining a sperm and an egg lu Then was no turning buck produce a new human embryo. and see were forced to leant JO'BURG 099 TOKYO E54() As such, IMA is contributed by responsibility. The threat of NAIROBI 0335 DELHI £399 both parents nuclear destruction remains with In contrast. cloning us. vigilance IS something that ROUND THE WORLD teehrudogy requires only a we've had 01 learn LONDON-BANGKOK-OVERLAND-SINGAPORE-PERTH- human female cee mid the DNA This lam fortnight. we're .41 OVERLAND-SYDNEY-LA-LONDON FROM .1:668 I K HOPPER AiRPASS FROM [twist! AIRWAYS 3 FLICHTS Etiti GRI,A 1101 ND NMI- RIPASti FROM £79 Yourself clones ACCOMMODATION. FROM £12 PER NICHT ROUND TDE WORLDINSURANCE*OVERLA ND 'I1A 'RS' Dolly is the fruit of Those Intent on escaping INTER-RAIUFAJR0BUS *CAR HIRE•ACCOMMODATION'AUSTRALIAN experiments which could else mortality-have moved on front farmers clones of high meat the facile hope offered by VISAS* OBKIWI EXPERIENCE producing animals, or result cryogenics mummies. with in animals on demand the much hoped for defeat of CONTACT STA TRAVEL: genetically identical to (heir own death coming in the pat kut on a transplant form of genetic human clones. 88 VICAR LANE smiting To such people, this LEEDS, I..S1 7,111 The possibilities for breakthrough in medical research seem biotechnology represents a TEL: 0113 2449212 endless. powerful new religion; a way STA TRAVEL People are already stepping to lire foresee. forward to he cloned. Alex Kibble 45

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Sz 10a 1'4 o4s,e4,44 ROSES DISASTE No. 33: Comeback king DESPITE a spirited second-hall display. by Zaki Cooper Tilt: final day of the 1995 LMUSU were soundly beaten by a formidable Ryder Cup should go down Central Lancashire side in the Roses clash at its one of the must exciting Beckett Park. and dramatic in the The visitors amassed ten contest's history. MEN'S RUGBY UNION America were overwhelming Ines in a highly impressive LMUSU 14 - 56 C LANCS favourites. holding a '1.7 perforinance which was By Zaki Cooper overnight lead with just 12 singles marred only by sporadic matches to play. Bitaoncally the though a cricket score was on the USA's ikeninatax of singles day lapses in discipline. cants Such was the one-sided Central Lancashire took suggested that a Ranee victory nature of the contest. you could wasitearimpossible. Hut Bernard barely a minute to assert their have hargiven the Leeds players Gallacher's team launched ow of dominance in the match as for throwing in the towel. the most remarkable comebacks brittle Excels defence MILS Instead. their admirable in golfing history. pierced with ease for the resolve and dormant:it ion Nick Faldo so the tone with a opening score. ensured that the scowl inc. nail-biting win agamo Curtis remained respectable Strange, clinching victory at the Colossal Thai Leeds did not concede a final hole having been one down try dining the opening 15 with two to play. A final-day Brief pressure from the home minutes of the second half was a score 75 04_5 in Eurrate's favour site gave skipper Ben Morgan welcome surprise_ The fact they was enough to give theta an the chance to attempt two long- sowed one of their Own incredibly victory by a single range penalties, but the pattern constituted a ,fiends miracle_ 1111.11111 for the game wits set with the Inevitably it was claimed by visitors" colossal (onwards inspirational skipper Morgan. controlling the match and who thee converted his own allowing their backs to exhibit score. Gorham Smith's well- free-flow mg rugby of the holiest deserved score at the death was one r. sandwiched by three Lancashire Nothing exemplified this toes. more than their fourth try. which incorporated a beautiful eight- Scuffling 11-4 1 man passing move that would I • • have graced Twickenham The second pentad was also Lancashire's display, of notable for • several bouts of attacking rugby during the scuffling. instigated by it reckless I'LL BE THERE: LMUSU reach out for the ball during Wednesday's defeat Pic: Nathan Thomas BUSA NEWS opening period was scintillating. and dangerous high tackle from a Oil at the a I lerTit 9111 ., proceeding, had an outstanding game, and and most deleitove units would Lancashire forward dun went man brawl' might break any moment. "Thou tirrwunln were into considering we were playirig WATER POLO have struggled to cope with their unpunished by an over-lenient Whilst conceding that hi, ,tiong for its But I would go as their lirsi team. I thought we did skillful handling and incisive refelee. Prom A RANI NT LUU team had been beaten with far as to say we matched diem in teausonabiy running. that point onwards. the game was Women's water polo team balanced on a knife-edge. with considerable ease. he preferred to the second half After 25 minutes, it looked as a the very real possibility that :130 focus on the positive aspects of "I thought that Paul Wright emphatically clinched place in the BUSA plate final in Nottingham last Saturday. Christie Cup action: Success for football and hockey After heating Me hosts by 9-1) in their rasa pine. Leeds were confident of a win in the second game .igamst Surrey, A hat trick from skipper Jo Hens sealed a commanding perliamance. the 7 - I SO wciine could have been n kg Dan the man more if Leeds had hakes all their chances brought more goals. but it was not an Cunninghamninghom secured nouly put them in front from a corner. Ins Coach Rick Acton was more T was a tale of two thundering header beat the keeper but than happy with his side's pitches at Weetwood on until the second half that genuine LIM% passage to the next chances were created. again a goal-line elearamr saved pertionanee: 'They're rust so Wednesday when LUU round of the Christie Cup 1-JVC1pUt cream"' was his otter-match I Liverpool aquanderial then best D 3rd XI brightened up a dull chance of the match ten minutes idler on Wednesday with a great goal seemed as. though Leeds might never opinii ,tt day by beating Liverpool 4-0 the re-start and they were made to pity at that sunk Liverpool. seam Scott Haderson's cross-shot hitting in their Christie cup match. by the home side when Jobber I lis cool lintsh alter 74 minutes the post. until Cunningham broke the followed up well tour minutes later to gave the home site a I-0 victory that ilea/Rock. and he was played through again NETBALL Due to a delay in an earlier make it 241 should have been wrapped up much am 75 minutes by is superb defence- game, the first half had to be splitting hall from Paul Garner. but this TILT( Christie Cup provided earlier. the ideal stage for played on a much-worse reserve Commanding The goal Was created by two 110941.9tVIN, lime he shot wide. pitch which made play difficult. naidliater Paul LianIstscwough's ball out Liverpool could ma eternalise on it late second netball learn to However, LUU took an I I th- From 1114.11 art it was LUU alt the wide was picked up by wing-hack Jim mistake. Woivester slicing a clearway hack eontimo• their miccesalnl minute lead through a well-struck way, its Mecklenburg put in e Trainer. who Ism his titan in deliver an into the danger-rota. and LOU held on for season. shot from the edge of the area. the commanding performance. Her close inch-perfect cross Mini the by-line an Impressive victory. They heat Liverpool in the hot first of twu goals by Jo Mecklenburg. skills and excellent long passes gave Cunningham advanced unchecked, rising Paul Brown round of the utumainent they have Further concerted pressure could have those around her the opportunities to hoal and shoulders above his marker. and ss On tor the past two years. push forward. and sax minutes from his delicate header over the steamiest keeper This is only their latest lime captain Natasha Penfound Was toneless. success, fix they have reached the ti ni shed off another great move. Although Liverpool pnaluced moot of final if the BUSA Cup, taming LUU had effectively outplayed the col-sive football, the home side them 111 the top four teams in the Liverpool in all areas. and their 12th created all the better chances, and country. They are playing a slum corner - in contrast whh Cunningham should have scored in the standard of netball which would Liverpool's one - resulted is 37th minute, molding the keeper :liter a pie nun a first team 9, shank Mecklenburg capping a good day's strong rim only In see his shot cleared off work with the fourth. the line by a desperate sliding tackle Strong defence and the ahelity to CHRISTIE CUP keep their opponents under pressure Revitalised All I l t had served LOU welt and skipper Pentniind was very happy with the tempers flared soon afterwards, and %%omen', !wart result. Mare Richard Arnett of Rothwcll booked 1,1 \ "In the tiro half. on such a bad one of the visitors after les kite to on 2nd NI S II pitch. f didn't think anyone was going Jim Trainer resulted in blows being 1rd I to score because the ball was going exernmged. !item's: football everywhere. A revitalised and re-orgaoised 1stXtI- It "Hut once we got unto the second Liverpool side ripened the second half 2nd X.1 2 - 2 pitch it was a much fairer game. But I strongly. penning the home loan hack in :rd X111- 0 was plcasrd with the result. It was their own hall. but beech responded on 53 .1411 XI I • 4 peal fun" minutes when I andahomugh's close-range Men's rugby union Chris Straw effon was pushed wide. 3nt XV 34 - 21 Ten minutes later Mark Blackburn Pic: Shaun de Wet Steyn 49

LEEDS STUDENT Friday Mardi 7 199,' 23 next weekend and expectation is high, especially here in Leeds NATIONAL FOOTBALL TO LOCK HORNS FIXTURES Leeds coach Dean Bell Saturday March 8 TJ OT 1311/4131T?&11 FA C'up Sixth Round on his hopes for more 1111 10 T1W11311111T Derby Co v Middlesbrough FA Carting Premiership Arsenal v N. antigham fittest 11111 111 11 1.1/ A 1/.1 1.14 14 10 Coventry s Leicester Super League success 14/01114,0110 1110/ 1 I I 1 II PO CO Lixds v Berton .!,N011.0 Ill I n I I/ Sunderland V Mail lid laHOUCH Certain i:t11.1111i4 u, dos ,uchout Mc club. :hang. es which 11111111111♦ ...... On*/ years of lams. timed to be musk What with the teams did grab on to "Anything that could've gone new owners and everything, we are Barman the opportunities wrong did go wrong last season" very opittnisue about our chances ". tells Boyle A I'll save presented to them last year. admits. But the ex-Wigan and this sex. M." he your Joh. here in Leeds. the newly- New Zralanii forwani is raring to Bell knows what it is like to play Honest" MIT named Rhinos failed to put to test the claim ot ingby league I)svan tinder thllowing his spell with the deliver the goods. Auckland Wan-this and he too is ••• The HeadingIcy outfit We are very relishing the tiunklithuon of the • 91..11. loon OF struggled for Consistency last WOrld Club (liall.mge. summer, and rarely came close optimistic about 'It's enure at a '.'Cry nice time tor to thr staintull set by top sides. everyone. ' he explains.1 is what a St Helens-and Wigan. our chances kit of fans have wanted for a long 0 0?.4Pi However, tollowimg a intich- time " panliersed tukmveraud the signme this season' Followtng the disappirintinerit of seteral new players including of last season, et erytaie txnrhettttil Racine Blackmon; from the underachiever.. mat is Linea with the club is looking to Ikan Auckland Warriors. there is it levelled au the team Bell and his player. to realise their tangible air of optimism at the club 'We wren: always going to have potential A ,kmanding support ••'. will also vats a kit more it the over their prospeas for the teething timblents. it was a difficult ..... forthcoming vamp:rip' Mile for fans and snpportert alike Rhino. are to txx. are lane of the lop I Rhinos boss Dean Bell is But changes have been made Super Lennie sides, DEAN BELL: The Rhinos boss wants more from his side this year

Schu will win? Nationwide League March. the Melbonme Gmial seconds, was set by Jacques team had a gnash race in Division Two Prix was won by Damon Hill Villeneuve driving at an average Melbourne last yea*. and a top six K-Lerholough in Mint of I 97,0(X) spectators. speed lit over 200 km.fh. grid position this time around result The Australirm GP is the most would be an excellent for I 't1,11%.111 CONTROVERS1 Ls still popular race of the season with the Flyer them. r• .11:14e With engine power increasing 1641terhant driver, and the press, and tieing The C'anadiun tinter will start Pis raging in Australia after inopoly on first in the Formula One calendar its favourite on Sunday. but he and (1110d)ear's TIN Preston v ft ientlord the decision to move their tvtcs broken. expect the srieson tat Stockport t Burr :lads to the excitement and knows that Michael Se/aim s:her% Grand Prix front Adelaide get off toa flyer in Australia, Walsall v Slut wshary wiutipulnin Felniri will not tie tar behind him. Bristol Rovers to Melbouriw in 1996. Of tire 16 GP corms, Watehout too for the Benetton Chris Straw York t Blauc wl1 Despite thcal opposition. Melbourne is the fourth longest pairing of Alesi and Berger who kr, the etinstru •tion of the Albert and also mitt, 01 the quickest The will be quick to capitalise on any Park track went ahead, and last fastest lap hot year, I minute 33 3 mistakes Ilunou Hill's Ammo. Asaba shoots Brantford . onwards and upwards The favourites THE MEN TO WATCH The dark-horses itiiilkints Benetton Arrows NICE guys never win, so the 1170 :earn remains. W. always, the THE erannership of Jean Alea and SIGNING the world champion saying goes, but ;Ninny Herber adtanCeil learn on the circuit. Gerhard Renter has hi= dogged by would, in most sports, guarantee could prove that wrong Misses:Non aura If is Lliftialit to see herald the had luck, human emir and morn •:one level of success_ hut Damon Bating been a second taring on. experienced heves Villeneuve frustratingly, persistent inecluuncal Hill's transfer to Arrows is a driver for so lone he has filially ti a the nevoid tide problems. deceptive coup. achieted the number one position Williams' arse of Cwiadian and Rumours that you can now net The much maligned number at Sauher and with two (joust PDX German driven this year will deprive fixed odds on Alegi to achieve smond one would surely have stayed on victories already under his belt. he many British viewers of their main plate On lap 43, then plomptly mum at Williams if Invited 10 do so. and hart the experience to prosper reason for watching motor racing_ with engine failure in every single hotd he deals with this will shape Perpetual struggler Larini is That unpleasant chalk-on-blackboard Grand Prix were completely made up the progress of the Warn. If he stn unlikely to make any great strides Nationwide League sound you can hear is rev s Head of by a bitter hack who thinks he could react positively. his priNetree and but his learn mate could he a lot Prognmiming, slowly grinding his On the henchman's job better. experience can surely only benefit worse Division Three Brighton v Leytosi Orient teeth down to their very moo_ his yotmger wain male McLaren Stewart Chester v Barnet l)oneaster v Hull THE return of the silver livery.:: new ABOVE: ti-H Fronton. IF Jackie Stewart hats anywhere Ferrari Jordan Fulham r Scarborough MICHAEL St:Matta:her nstently Mercodes engine and the retention of BELOW: Rail Schumacher AS if one wasn't had enough. a ttear as much 1111:4:CSS as a manager Hereford v Northampton denial that he expected to win the title the same line-up could he the dawn second brilliant Schumacher has as he did as it dnver, his new team Lincoln t Hartlepool it revival will he one to he feared. in the nor future. Don't believe him of arrived on the track. Having plied Mansfield v Cardiff and his sneaky Getman ways. Mika Flakkinen mil David his trade in Formulas 311011 Ralf, Not this season. though, despite Retehdale v Wigan Coullltini arc a pannising young securing the consider-attic talent of Schumacher's late vieurrie-s last 21. has made a last brwkilinsuelt Scunthorpe s Carlisle partnership, and If the Suet Can Battens Bamehello, the nest great season were the main reason into the senior level. Swansea v Exeter combine some enmistency with the Comparisons with his brother Boutilian hope lisething problems Villeneuve didn't steal the title train Torquay v 1)arlisigtsin Hill .,md the ex-champion clearly will electrifying mans he produced on a will he inevitahle and endless are ix sund to plague the squad in a challenge for the title. Than sound of regular basis last season, 1997 could should he achieve any success. huh season where success should he Sunday March 9 gleeful giggling is the BBC Arc hives tax him win his first Grand Prix since miracles should not be expected more based on the number of race Department, who have just realised leaving Williams, Gel him in your from lortlates two relatively Finishes than points. FA Cup Sixth Round Sheffield Wed r Wimbledon that the public will watch any old Fantasy Ft teams, kids! inexpenenced drivers- Paul Brown Chesterfield v Wrexham rubbish they put on. rather than see Chris Lead heater Portsmouth v Chelsea Mechanical Schumacher win again. Staler

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Tins w eek, nothing happened. chambers of his roost raining the union building grinning at people, In past weeks there had been the gnawed as the parliamentary speeches are and simply wanted to get hack cut nionicroirus event of two Annual clock grinds available now entitled there. General Meetings. the second past another 'From Churchill to &gnat: Or it could have been Tiggy Irish splattering egg on the faces of union hour and stil I SHACK Great Oratory in the 20th toddling off for a pony riding lesson or leaders just as they were wiping off the John 'Bradley Century - The Gary Years'. something. These is something about A weekly sketch of oedema polilks This week in Britain's first crate. warns to talk No. it wasn't Betty the Sem ices officer which nudes the There had been electams too. In about the thatch who dal it. Perhaps. scene easily Imaginable: a chirpy award-winning student which the secret bollix was so secret ounstitution or Bruce Hanley wants to to was the lack of significant husineas slang-slinging Yorkshire lass she that under no circumstances was talk about making money. Not this urn the agenda - but that should have Some mischievous observers have newspaper of the year anyone allowed to know It was taking time They were but !Mee as the been cause for it three-hour verbal even likened the blonde one to Lady place. This was prnhably a device to business went on its way with lintel), so luasIe Cal What Shalting of ink the Diana and launched if trees muvement NEWS save some FiVt.s: ittlicer the strain of much as a pause for protocol. Amtrak Cloakrnom Committee might calling fora union monarch. with having to count ballot papers into triple The causes of this universally be permitted to use when presenting its Princess Tiggy a figure-head In hind figures, but gave a new meaning to the weltrnmx1 brevity arc uncertain. It minutes to Council. the student; together tit could each 011 Overdrawn: phrase 'one man,nne vote. could he that human stick of political One must therefore presume that with 11RII doing an in-depth interview Why a Building All of which belonged to the dynamite in the chair. Gary Ronda the si interne had= intportan• t mg:velment on LSR. bulging her eyes at a delicate Shakopearean epic five-set saga claw Communicauons officer who chuckled elsewhere so the while thing was Nam bylaw operation and making TI/ Society's face is of events. and chorthal hit way through until rushed through on their behalf. BMW privet-animas about worthy trips down in the red This wtek. by comparison. was a finally quizzed "Vv'hat happens if we Hanley mityhe. the Finance At Ida the Old Bar us mix with the ', resign:MOW' Administration ofliccr. wBltkYt to meet riff rail a Page 5 mere Beckett two-hander, an oblique don't accept someone hour's ponder on the nature of IN) we drag them here'!" with his tailors and hairdressers to That mast have been it exiatence featuring a couple of Bouch, not Communications officer make sure he still looked the sharpest then. Futget the COMMENT strangers who find, very pnairundly, Mr nothing. deliveted his usual +wool- man shout town. eventlessness of Union nothing happens. en-us' response of sharp wit and Or Andrea 1)nimmond. Gaited- void Tiggy The Mystik Muscovite I Mien Council Was mho: with in ekapienee. "Urn! Er.. well Um! Entertainment:officer, felt perhaps she for Princt,.. nil done Olt ■Ligli Nprintilig about with a finger on record time. How often have the old Call him Oscar Yillcle (Audio caw' tes had Yeltsin's pulse - and he nuclear trigger LOAN PRIVATISATION SCHEME INCREASES BURDEN page a Banned FASHION Iiard-up? Second from US CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 hand shops and for two weeks with other cheats for Itientis, They hOtielll a cheap na I looking good Graduates face Ford &lanoline van and drum: horn Chicago to LA. perm* 12.13 While cruising. through Death Valley, California. 20-year-old Outfook Linn was pulled over by the police for doing 54mph in a 3:3mph Aim. "It was really The clone ranger unlucky getting caught as the reproducing on speed limit is usually 75." he said "lit m ever. we haul just your own can 20Y ears of debt appovachaf a tiny hamlet and I didn't have time to slow dont." limy he easy At tit st lama treated the tine as Students, hay are eaves 1111-17 BY DAVID SMITH, a hit of a hike. "I thought if I FINANCIAL unattractive II, pi:4[1111AI hchaved like a cheeky. chirpy CORRESPONDENT I foyers Iteeause the RALLYING ROUND English chap it would ad be OK_ payback rate is so slow really nice HARD-up and unreliable." Ihr polketnan Was and r even had my photo taken Tough guys: exclusive students could he Ne added: "If the sell-elf did go through. with him." Ile sled. preview as Super saddled with However. he was requesual la we would look for every appear in coup lltew days after he League 11 kicks off hank debts guarantee of the existing vnts.drre to go hack home. Since Student Loans.Company lasting 20 years he could net attend, the caw was to remain in place, and Interviews: as a result of held in his idivence. and hock in pages 22.23 secret fur the money saved to Colville. Leicestershire. he he put hack into the received a demand for S1118, or go funding of essential Government to mgt. talks. equipment needed in Cops trwOtt hem from details higher education." The Treasury is on his driving licence. "I never thought they'd track time hack considering Reluctant here." he sant. privatising grants When Lem tenor:it the Truer, and loans in tartlet the he received a waamtl a imaith Government is thought W raise More than a huer, tho time ask My for S385. lo be keen to divert the t`I ill i I iOn of cash and seeing drat then: was mow a fund, into other areas warrant out tot his arrest sir go vernntent mach as schools and ✓ coder~. ours : rtes Severity Students would There are ills° tears borrow money from that, once the loans The American Fantvassy in cc hente provides London confirmed the seventy of hunks and pension students with access to the qtlialitut. has girt to pay Jill, funds instead of the more lurid'.- unisersaties the line." said a spokesperson existing Student will feel less reluctant to "Pointe whir viol the LISA orally Loans Company and CAR CAPERS: Leeds University Union's Motor Enthusiasts club charge controversial are celebrating their latest piece of equipment. The group have 100 country in the world simply 4" ON THE HORIZON repay through top-up fees to gain extra recently been donated a Skala Favorit rally car for them to niusi adhere to the rules of that ) with Stevie increased National i neoltte rebuild from scratch. They are currently seeking funds for the country Frankly I'm astounded Sunshine Insurance Or Atidrew Brooks of prolect. Pic: Sarah Davis that he's not paid the line. There Saturday: A, dry day with sunny skies. Contributions. Leeds University said going to he a lot of trouble if he Some mist and fog at night. Max. Repayments would 'The anis ersity will does 1101." she added. temperature: lit' t49FI. be towel each year than wail until firm proposals They explained: "Now US are made on this issue immigration will have been Sunday: Ground frost will soon clear - at present but they and then we w ill warned and for 3(1 yaws or more, followed by a dry day. Maximum would he spread over a much longer 29-year consider them mitt their they'll have warning lights on. If temperature 131' Isle t. .Resalesslisleed comedwis to fill those kx t fi tedious post•xn las period particular merits and he should ever go on to 1,155 Outlauk far the rev of the week: A dry faults " aftikkerel hinkiag for statical= jruit like you to virile fee the Leeds he'll he arrested immediately." and sunny week. temperatures Lukewarm The proposals mark a 11CW-3 =OM. No ii,Sperkmcd is neeessiny • anyone can write California State Polioe were exceptionally mild. radical shift in Treasury Wawa want to All you need is the urge to rail in a hit of tune. even more ominous "He woukl una.aai toaraa ass 1 `SIMI Student leaders gave thinking. and will form ffernint.heit what you out do for us- it's what we can do for you. he sent to coon and have to doll): a learn will tie invaluable to evelyituy fife and working the proposals an important pan of Sir time Me court suggests Of pay an lukewarm reception. Ron Deanne-a inquiry gtfpdtt rep atuulant paper le a great thing to put on your C.V. To increaksd tine should he return." A LOAD OF BALLS "We're not convinced into the future of higher mug In print, come to commissioning - Fridays 2pm co Leon's plans to take a year out Will he for the cducat i pected to mur phone one of our newS editors, Our h Kok ateth tlotmnurrtheis after eraduating have nine had in kiverintient lo sell off' he published in the early h alteitd."Te woe,/ thing dhdatl ' said Lee 41 I Ail. slitidem loans; it all is that I was hoping at on hindell, VP Education hack to the Sham this summer to And the home, hall. 45 of the National Union of work but now I'm going to have to go to Australia instead.' 4 LEEDS STUDENT Friday March J 1997 ANGER AS COUNCIL AGREES TO CYANIDE DUMP NEWSFILE Toxic dump at flats Charity clubbing 'HARM( worker• are Jobbing together to host a gets the green light f undraisi lig party at a city centre nightspot, ierhiga crry planners have given the go ahead for Narred Ray. Profits from the night will nearly 4(1 tonnes of a cyanide-based chemical to go to The Raleigh he stored just yards from University flats. FIRE ALARM CHAOS International scheme, which allows students to help aid Yorkshire Chemicals GENEVER sir MATTHEW workers in some of the plan to house the pmApecis at all r* world's poorest countries. potentially erplusive Tiggy Irish, Services Officer Organisers Rebecca compound acrylonitrile at al WU, who also lialgeti d'AmOrle and Chris Ball are garages just 200 yards Mona! CoMplault at the time. !al sing cash for a summer of was dismayed by the charity work Pi Uganda from Leeds University's application':. success; "The unit "1 a will he helping the Clarence Dock flats, must come within safety local community in a variety which house More than regulations to be given planning of piojeels.- sand Rebecca, a 600 students. permission. but we would second year ecoloey student n Worrier! resider ifs an: question whether urse -In the past they have built regulations are tight enough,- angry about the Unit: and maintained sehnoll, the said 1),I.Rial, and nature chemical being stumped in "It appears, though, that our their back yard. hands arc now tied and were Djs. from Fantasy and The "The planners Luny he lumina of options to expkiref. Point. who have supported convinced it's safe, but les nor lop LIJ Carl Cu,x will be exactly reassuring, to us," said playing a range of Garage, Maths fresher Tony Patten. "I Complaint Triphop and Techno. doubt the University will he This view was echoed by the The event, called MELT, mentioning this in the University. "We lodged an will Inc held al The Warehouse prospectus." official complaint to the run Monday. 17th filareh. Local businesses • including planning committee,- said a AdIftibSIon Tetley's Brewery Wharf and the spokesperson. "But they have Royal Armouries - joined the made their decision and are university to make Alynng obviously satisfied that Ifte site Success for objections about the plans when will are safe - so we have to abide L•eliN Student broke the news by Mat." last November Those chaMpioning the Nick Boole from the Royal ,,,rhrdesigners chemical plant say the suece,,, Amiouries has re-iterated his of the application lias • II ti Oe prestigious criticisms. claiming visitors- will safeguarded hundreds of lobs in tse put off coming to the city the area. Vlutcltall StudentSfuentntc lsiDescii5'gnI In it report to the Council arm/pennon ion:. nt minced Aniazing Planning Committee, Yorkshire last week. trite~ Reshmit "If,: amazing that the Chemicals wanted: if this plant Kuria. committee could agree to a Wert not able to SeCIITe !lie S lentils from the post- factory in a city centre bite to rleertitiary Manning pemossion graduate Landscape house these chemical', while at in order to respond to market ▪ re h i teetta e course al Leeds Me same time trying to renovate trends, it would no longer hi' ALARM BELLS: A fire alarm was set ott at Leeds University's Edward Boyle Ilbary on Metropolitan University and the area." he will. "It certainty pii‘sitile Nu the company in Tuesday. Hundreds of studious workers were forced out into the cold wasting valuable Civil Engineering students isni going to help out tislosin operate in Leeds," reading time. Pie: Sarah Davis from the University of Leeds presented their plans in redesign the waterfront and reflect the future vision of the ci t The panel of judges Blaze heroes hailed awarded the overall prize Of THREE Fife engines °thin students whin him and resembled .1 one hundred and fifty pounds were called to a student share Yael's floor were rnim lapland." he said each to Andy Jone.. from DO WITH YOUR hall on Tue_silay evening shaken by the fire LMT' and Paul Bond from when I1 electric heater First year Ruined Leeds University burst. into flames and Management student Alan Simson, a ineniher of 'Ilse smoke. tarnished SPARE TIME? ettnulted the fourth-floor' Helen WtlikeT was the judging committee and aft of Yael's possessions Bat in smoke. trims Ben watching television lecturer stated: " we can all and left most of her !hove own. when the ineldent hr nefit ciolheN niined from Officer:. prowl wormed. was told b), implementation 01 haleli University staff said the spick•thinking students Natalie to get out and exciting innovative design, rooln was ni "a terrible Irian WhCilatll noutie ;11 was absolutely petrified particularly now Mai such stale with foam residue Charles Monis who 0 hen / sew the !Zeieke." design is firmly on the aeenda and ebrhiiii Stains ros.anee needs runt help to test new meitii Ines. and raised d>< alarm anti she said in the city of Leeds " every w here.- situ will be dilly rex:ottipt`fri.41 for the tittle you spend ss MI II sprayed the flaine_s with The student, claim extinguishers_ the riwan's heat sensor Yin?' will be unable lo Resident Yael haled. as did the smoke move hack into her Call star Recruitment Department I:REF in Lac:longer, a first year detector in the corridor_ room until Thimiday. League losers The- origin of the inc is English student, was Alen freshers Rob LEEL)S is one (it the worst place, first on the scene Maguire and Steven ye to be e.sinlilished 11) 111x 111 Britian atiaanling 0800 591 570 walker hu the alarm and Yitzd. claims it was stance! by the heater new survey - hut it still Wines lop Flames used extinguishers to of the student league. Atidir. corm*, with the j(0),...11 (one,,, Of igniting nearby papers reunited to see quell the fire. 'Rte city sank to 1691h plaite Engineer The fire hrigade sinoke coming our my ranked fat quality of life by Steven believe some material door. and thought dear denies he's a msearch team COVAtitT"' hero. "My first instinct covered, or fell, onto the God. I rushed in but the Yet students proved they art (AVEIL,2.4k Nl SttWet-{(1)411911jer was to grub the heater, Hall manager. was so thick I fir out of step with, the rest of the extinguisher. Afterwards Pauline Wilkins, refused Sprin•tield IILRnr. Hyde Street, 1.eeds. I .S.7 could not see the to comment. country. putting txeds among Idle names,- she said the mom was covered in hailing locations. 4 6 LEEDS STUDENT Friday March 7.1997 THE WOES AND WONDERS OF THE WEEK FOR THE 'INTERNATIONAL' WOMEN STLEEI)ST UDEN Lr.,ett Semipro 14 1/1 independent nos:Taper serving students at Leeds kleaapolitan Unit. Ihrivertity nsl tithe. itillerpe • ml around Looks All no iouraahsts atilt 114...frig avainet hot lf we hoe sits piable_ao. please maw the Eilnot riarintene., umint.un~Nlr stab helplul inllu.m arr woos/

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U7/9 -J/DV Raiders terrify local Friday - Sunday During the weekend, a house on Victoria mad was broken into by thieve; who smashed a pound fluor window, They mote a CD player. CD.. a camera and perfume_ betting shop owner Saturday/Sunday ARMED rohhers OY JAN DOBRODUNIOW Between 221)1 and 07(.)1, threatened a terrified n her c:ar. It was terrible • I student progeny 011 Itrudenell thought they were terrorists." road was !mitten into h) tine% es shop owner with pick Stuart ran inside a nearby who gained entry by smashing a axes in an attempted kebab shop to raise the alarm glass panel in the from door ,11 whilst onlookers watched as the house and then used a Le) hold-up. The thieves attacked the victim sounded the horn left in the lock to get in A and refused to get nut of the mobile phone, a hill. a video the manager's daughter tat. recorder and a chequebook were of the Peter Smith Racing stolen betting shop, on Queens Thieves Sunday Road. last week after she A lthinielt she was not had just locked the shop injured in the attack, the Between 201) I and 2300. thieve, up for the day. thieves managed to gosh her broke into u student flat at the As she was sat in her car. handbag containing the shop Uni ersitys James Baillic keys. four raiders smashed the complex. They stole a wallet The robbers were forced to containing cash cards and windows of the blue estate flee empty handed though money and screamed at her to gel when witnesses shouted dun out and hand over the keys police were on their way. The) Tuesday to the betting shop, escaped in a red Vauxhall Astra stolen from the university Fkmeen (Mrio and 1200, ;, Attack campus earlier in the day woman's purse was stolen from Saran Hodkinson. a second Police believe the gang may I.MIrs 'Mules A woman let also have been responsible for !teat Polities 41111 Le1111141111IC■ her handbag unattended and oshheries on the previous two student . was On his was home when sttc returned she found nights in the Leeds 6 area. as the attack occurred. that her purse conumung cash. Any-one with any infortnatism -I was horrihed." he said "I nankcants and a chequebook about the attack is urged to had been stolen. soy tour own weanne, billachwas suddenly emerge contact 'mime at MilIgnellt Compiled by ♦ution on 241 ini; and threaten this poor woman HOLD-UP- The scene of the attack by masked raiders last Wednesday Pic George Philipas Anna Carter Sunglasse by 4C:=>

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X PERT vrofessional salon is mistakes You know what the place for you we're talking about, that Eadvice on lurid lilac eyeshadow that the style to Fully supervised looked so cool on Cindy trainee days offer a way suit you... Crawford in Vogue-hut just to a stylish new look for made you look like you've a radical next -to nothing. For done five rounds with Tyson. new colour and cut. Spring and Summer many The Body Shop has the and a fresh make-up offer a lank inspired by perfect solution, free Colourings makeovers that look_ Well, it's going all things natural. The haircuts in their new allow you to try the new to set you back a few collections are fresh and Spring shades and to pick up quid unless you a few handy hints at the pure with emphasis on sarne Lime. Or, on the other follow our guide to simple clean shapes that hand, stroll around the Photography by Ni cheap chic leaving reflect a casual and cosmetics department of 4113 you free to spend carefree mood [Miff store and try everything available, runny your money on the TYL.USate enhanced counter,: may even he f rising fashion prices have an unobtainable commodity. more important by gleaming natural willing to give you a few turned you against shopping Ii seems that everywhere you turn high colours including fashion names are in your face and at things in life. i.e. S testers to lake home and in Leeds as the term goes on, copper, sand and gold It I high fashion prices many students and have Inn with keep your chin up, you are not fir beer. you're seeking out u tail new alone. It is easy to get Fed up with their hank managers are in a sweat. First step. the look at a price that won't 1116741:8 141 die Vidr111 SaNvoren Criminal activity is a had idea and not over priced togs in push shops. au haircut. Being a model burn a hole in your wallet. Salon as Albion Mere!. Get it twin-m-11(1rd for the sake of fashion. . 11.1 all the salon will ask from Cal Jinn 1.5, roomer Iron As Leeds moves up the social llowevei second hand shops are a must for for a trainee hairdresser you is a link patience and a L7.50 and a pvnet from £10 shopping ladder many students the funky people amongst us who find CC Y Is perhaps a scary- hankering for a great new on one Tnesday or are left feeling skint and themselves and their wardrobes financially .111 sounding idea but if look! Leave yourseli in their Wednesday by booking on challenged you're looking for capable hands and be 0113 244 Mai Make tart frustrated as hip gear becomes Second hand shops have alwity, played a ihi transformed. something with a hit van verify that vou're Next stop. the makcoser. booking for d model dery or SHACK and KATCH more swing than a short Hands up everyone with a vote will find yourrelf leaving Clothes provided by SUGAR hack and sides then a drawer full of makeup ed pay the full price. 12 WORRIED ABOUT ACCOMMODATION NEXT YEAR? YOU WILL HAVE NO WORRIES IF YOU LET US DEAL WITH YOUR ACCOMMODATION

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61100 /Bunch of pretentious arse or stunning return to 1 U2 I f orm? CHRIS LEADBEATER takes a trip around POP (ISLAND) t he Pop Mart and comes out looking impressed

here comes a point in the Music tat hail been fresh when 'Tic Playboy Mansion". which embarrassing example of "I)ud At career of any stb.ealled the hand hit the anal had now places the singer's voice over little Party Syndrome." U2 have avoided Tsupergroup where it has heo nor overplayed The backdrops more than The Edge's lilting guitar the temptation to simply graft later to metamorphose or become a of political sloganeering, rind and Larry Mullen's eccentric I 99Os influences onto their mush" bloated parody of itself. U2 plantecalIN front stage lir world drumbeat wholesale. mid have instead prohahly reached that crucial leaders now seemed simply self- Yet this so-called new dirtsation abm abed those new styles they have point somewhere towards the indulgent and frankly pretemitnisili does not always come. off The found of use to augment and end of their marathon two /nay have been somewhere around weird 'Miami" is a track of 1.1;zy dun embellish their sound. With ire or year Zoo ropes tour. thispotut that U2 decided to which only serves to pros irk an two exceptions, Pop is a triumph: Single of the Week) diversify. Pop is their first album irritating break to the flow of the Zoompa is dead not to lemon: the production and second half of the album. Worst The PopMart is intent:fence of Brian Eno, and Ca-NC is "Moire" - n song that THE CHARLATANSNORTH COMMIT instead turns to New York dance wouldn't sound out of place 80Y !Haitian Bewail gunk !town; It us its guiding tight- on it Chemical Brothers mar- Pottli rig. clicking their lingers, and It is all album that sere 1132 album, but which sounds namecheck Itchy and Scratchy. revolutionise their sound and then horribly out of context here. Timmy and the buys continue their not. Pop is split evenly between It's test fast tout urt-U2, and Thud Coming. as groovy as they eser tracks featuring the new inillielices may as well have been titled wen: I Ate Ls still Nwest rand die Verve recently displayed on 'Bono and the boys use .112 reforming!, "Discotheque. and the Classic U2 around in the studio with Oily. They're like Last of the Swim ler straight ahead rock sound or...ny, their nice new drum Wine. TtiCy-111 going "Mysterious oiiiitse, it is machines.' A serious lorEnid . churning out the same record. still all .dhalil unh its t • indulgent case of OVer-try i rig. ..ver and ,,ver again fioring, .L-Iges I12 have cotisioem1y mere,! Tlhankfultr. unicli '•itieeoi.ky sisle of Pop is in tile' classic SMOKE CrITIJNOERINATEN LOVE • 1, ..1,1111", Wttll U.2 mould. Witness (Whit) 1. C1-1 RH' y1,elr i[C11T111.11;q1i,, irariiclitarly 111e Joe "Joe le lb,. End". Mk] Bono r;Tiunn, muddle 40 ything by Ste Prencli•sounditie T1TT, pop ■11,4.1111‘CIS Sr he riNe to 4CC1{1,11 tut ft (mist stLOTLIS are 0,01 Thh 0 Man that Mans scratch his doodenitin rural Inrush Iris Will Send Flit Angels where the iricrnutals might tie Meth nom Me inside at the came isee All I Want Is I ti yoli 1.'5E1'1 mire, so far up his iiwn arse 'Aix. he YOWL "Staring At 0111,1r rennin often appear Yet however you leel The Stm". 'tam Night als011l 'Kt w hi' nand have made Olt Earth- and -Gone'. 80170NEJS IT ANT WONDER? a ctllrctiom al .11111.1111s, in - iusne of which could (Pokier) whack Pup will goon lakc ghtf he by imy other hand -0111,low.ry buy hands should espies' Maur. itt the world. Enmity to he Duran Duran. rattier than the The reeern success of impressive ate the Osmond., still....'s batty oil smooth "Discotheque" revealed not inily etosing Liu of You Shop anthem. a five-day ntunber one, 112's new direction but also Inns Wear Thin Velvet unit u shoved eyebrow getting there. well the sound was received br the Dress". "Please' and Joe- You're Suitt a Rolm.. farthisse.and those who win Pop's "Wake Up Dead opening Mick to Mailhcr One Will Man". especially the HisSWEET SHOP AVENGEFIZ (towel not he disappointed by the test of former which is this Oily _ankl you' re stneh at indichov, hut the album. Best example is the albuin's -One" even you can't like this'! aid track "IM You Feel U2 have succeeded Joe-The find is nigh. d swore newr , ed.?", which harks hack to where a number of a_ but this is Mat bad. I feel old. o ea Better Than The Real then contemporaries Thing", and which lays 13tnio's have recently failed ANT A OECSHOUT breathy vocals over n lovely mess of Whereas Bowie's Joe- Over the horizon come the new drumbeats, samples and ebliPPY current excursion into loofi revoliitionarics?Shoult Came guitar In a similar vein is the nippy drum and buss is an on and let it our. Yeah. take to the streets with Pl and Duncan. olly- lust stop IL Alright? CHEMICAL BROSEBEESTYLE BUSY

(HIy-lake thing a helicopter low over a city. Tmuble is, the city's Coventry. PHILIP HANLON wonders what sort of group have a lead singer called Crispin low over-rated arc this pair? Jet•' may have my Indie-kid dance- O 1111511F Ille '1'1:4 , play Ole Niel a's no Weinditt tI tt !he:, -u; hnl.hstlr I taLks, sending its netei I l:1 sin it e•t- b, so; Ills woad crossover badge, bul I can still tell thin titter ttivitedidin.ci the n, oif risell-nut tour 'met. play Ilic shitrilS Ink, tic Alai, kilt-La'. Crispin lots 't lanes ter). kgn!!y. 'fbi they're releasing the record. io tL SCrispin losing his soice in i. whole al die album and u 'ISM.; Di n11.1114.1 die oilier- play d Leo insatunears and over again. SrickingSkooly 11.1.1:1110111. S,11lie riCelfilc 1.4,0114.1 n.,:a.., CI inlay , if Pi- l ike a I roe well, music ans. hot play them with Kuniples un tap ut 11 can't disguise the hell W011.1(111 .11 Maki: 11 di rierCtICV lb! a m: denim TO 1111.11.1; tact they've ism out 111 11.1e:1.1., %1St k tin- liens es er they We perceived in oh:;,, • , 1117 oh: remises. lath. the pros, tiles rho the show .1, a "Bodies on 0, sod u .her- winch Is RAI'. M..; hand...aid relit). it ‘cell elide:111110. ileautitta and TALI PAULROCK OA HOUSE limigla is iihoiokiti.k. rosil is el, It :elf oll 1.4.11110 Inc and iEffedive Records) sold-oul , will! the hat NI...Anil.: 1110 I.i. *grays art itci er v1111,111 1111: Ilhs is no single of the week. faintly riilictihms being racked 1i' he tem lithesed for tieing new Islet tot a lifetime lifeline of Malibu IN ildiN. That' cram on 10 milliC innovu Ise Ilni:VA71111211)1.71nIVIrd alit Mores, Sew mi. throuldit the city into intfaire Irmo music and all the at all lime is e rei:iiti:4 that the taw% of the weekend the ahsenee ieenyls Inset s Min wreaming. whatever thee' do. they will ..1151'.iy of St Etienne and TLC, a celestial slice They play all the hits. a crtmchy have tan, mal 111,11 people Ishii wind' of Menton Centre magic, come to save iiiiritOn i It -I.ar". a It•ilopmg "On never tdinit 1.1 Ill itig. dietti, do But i Muer seven days. Arid On" and art eseellrot 1.1,1N11111 str gat. thes can keep it sardine packed roc. Put PI and Duncan on again. -She Said" 11151 Ira.: oilier so loud utrharn ever plaNing his amlienee emenuinthl and cuptitmed ilni I went deal-in one eau or tit"' 11-11.11,11111N ,1,1. T/10.1.11 guitar with one hand. lim min 5u n sir aucl lhetit 61711 Itiatl Reviews by Oliver Craner pezikert. kept Initny into morns. lilt. 1.1.012i F.Very churns is mos/sive and drugging use mlemPlitine all ;wars, net annrp, Minim} that you can :„Ily and Joseph Cairns Whin they.dorstf i anything special, uplifting. vitticratini! and the tillage. And of eililttiC. there is the di' ihn1 ;low adsys. twit they air; so 411.-MITIlitit-Itcdi earl tutiiMune in the outfit:rate They play obligatory singer's myth matting haves:. much sly le such serve that hidden pan "Juicy" with .11,. ninin:11 sokt sprit lite lustful "Vagina Song', If 12 Juice Friday February 28 1997

Club culture in rewind; Balearic clubbing, the Social and club politics. Geoff and Dean explained the Obvious to NICK O'MEALLY

are hacks, sweat, stagnant !louse hich had link his name at Me Sunday Social 1 In its accused baggy T-shirts and to tiller a generation tit clublvrs. carts days Social Dis were infamous striking ail insatiable music. Geoff and Dean included: -About two for their experimentation, playing the underhand Nineteen eighty nine. years ago we weren't going out like., of Happy Mondays alongside deal with Bnineh anywhere. none of us were really Old Skocil Hip Bop. With such a European one? No This is the face of credible clubbing in interested in any of the thtugs going similar formal. parallels have been leisure, )7. Ten years after the on in Leeds," says Geoff. drawn between Obvious and the iiwriers of the emergence of House music According to Dean : 'The whole Social: Flow accurate is.this Warehouse clubbing has come full circle. reason that we started in the first place comparison? h the Leeds club just a So what's Gone are the days of rigid wan because we were all party heads . Northern version of the Social! Ceolf the dirt"' The dress codes and formulaic Clubs in Leeds and generally in this thinks otherwise: 1 hadn't even heard Ohvious pair Djing. A no slum.' of British club country had turned into exactly. what about the Social when we kicked off. gave their side nights have emerged. At the dance music had been a backlash rye gill never been and Obvious of the story forefront is Leeds very ow n. It's against in the first place. We were the certainly wasn't a deliberate attempt "We didn't Obvious, continuing in the backlash against that. putting Ihe fun to be anything like them We're been have a choice tradition of Mick scatted lake compared lo them Mi the press. tallier in the matter. nights like than us ever thinking A inan [aim' London's we were anything a desk suid no legendary Refugees from formulaic clubs along the 'aril(' lines. more It's heavenly Sorinl. We are ahead of Obvious at the [1,.1.,% hest to buy into the Obvious formula than one. Watehoilse J<•,, I Iht. OW Its something well Presumably because it offers a genuine take to London given someNitls halt the chance- who hadn't :ormottalit, 1 iean coma wed actually been expe riment with free time against being able hi night ant one ealepirv..1 'Flu: Social now is hadn't seen the srt.e of the queues. do fine ohs musty makes a difference. To be sentiment eclhk-d the biggest bag of hadn't seen how well it was going. it's by Giant and Dean. two of the key the atinudc and the ncLessiVy. to tliat I 'tic been to. 11', lust your a shortstehhAi decision We got On honest we are actually disappointed nature of The pi:lye's in the I obvious family. .1r113C41 as a i2ertion r5 pe of poison, basic Tedui4) club nothing original really well with the staff and lost It's 01Wil.111S. the I _hoot: might do. Inn :is a lahel he :10.4.-picil into a club We reel that about it 'Dies eernimly lase management at the AN'illeliouse TIle5 Warehouse but heen to encourage new Ito tremtently relied upon, lu describe ✓i,elyhodv is wel01ulc. as soli an, knife imoweis Ili ftle3.1112 •Woril w 1CoL". c o w ain limintiter, and new urn! weird and any night that doesn't ;tick to gisen k Mite w1111 Hie 11011 .0 -0.5,11i ■wets flies antild wonderful evenings To loimulu kehleees trail 1111% hate aim wool tides actually lose them will The point is. I itssious ca', lie the Ohs ...us 1,1 hull tic. lure It A man behind a desk actual!) hurt a little bit. But at pigeon Baled foslarily all w, oh his otter. a genuine experiment writ' lice is Ilea the cad of the day M. Mutter usual uleettil smile 1. 'eon situ, up It tone lair Ueoil .loll Beall, Jim It11.1I S aid: "No more It's What you're doing sou re olit ions 'pardon the punt I ktonkey mai1.1 soprano and monthly dome it to make money" 'Ant Ihnir goes' is silent l person!! ies this mmoinflif 111,1 These you have it the from IC, stall al the f kris Its it Wild• he's ru.kuls Cleat the S1,11161:0 S00.1 . ,ti Obvious at The said but true reality that your ears :Igo this andante has defined the •t1wIty, has a good Hole and rocks the matter .N lot ol rho, fiat e free tirnr isn't really fire, bul nighr The early parriet were dance !lour lie understands Inhere tiled and failed to emulate the Warehouse" in the hands of an aceounnun intermittent affairs, a couple of we're emilltiv lie doCNICI,Mtle Social formula. 1 Myna's 'sat behind a desk, Somewhere hundred people. Dis played Samba with a set that's one hundred percent hasn't. It's been sllece.o.itil, not in above there heads The Worse riling along the line of command. Isn't it alongside Techno creating a slash of tirade lip ready to play. Instead lie hill in cleating its own it is. thin WS got nothing to do ohs ilia.; someone's MMIng the different types of music not witnessed conies along with it bag of records unigoe Sciloti halearic mayhem, with the people that go out. or the her ore in Leeds. A new chaplet in the that he thinks are rood lime.: will pins- people in the night club, its got C.lohhine was underway. Neu them together as he goes atone ooking to the flaUre. Obvious nothing to do with anybody who's (la a lighter note look out for the stop the i'llueltottsr on a Thursday and depending 011 how h goes down. moves this Friday to the actually directly involved " It %' Obvious dream line up. Grand that est:mu:illy onto its recent Friday W'e've kind of grown together We LPleasure Roonts amid TUMMY'S Is it just another caSe of the, "curse Master Flash, Funk Master Hex, night slot, With the extra ies mine woe tine of his Firit bookings, Iwo dirty, dealings and underhanded of commercial clubbing"? Seems s11, a Cold Cut, .4viate, Led zeppelin live. tram a weekend cross d Obvious was years ago at the Cockpit. That's wrhy club politics Willi only u month. sentiment unwittingly expressed by Sure Throat. Mud honey and a able to deselop into the night H is he does the monthly residency w till notice Obvious asked to leave the Mark Coombe!, of European leisure: Samba bond, Obviously! Imlay. hosting big acts like Nirna us, he knows Olisiims is a space Warehouse to make way for tip Yet "It was unfortunately a common:II Alternatively Jon Carter playa Tunes and Wall of Sound where Din can he experimental Ronson, Ronson, no stranger to decision. We will he doing .1 couple tit tonight at It's Obv s'v new venue Billed as ihr Anti Club Club, Sounds good. but Miss imitate is controversy after it's recent alleged nights with Ronson. the balance of the Pleasure Moms. this approach ()bennus emerged as an antidote it) a .' I lidn't Ion Carter make hill out with Back 7 i Antic's, stands being able to do a couple of night PRESS GANG How to join the best student newspaper in Britain limes, Sunday limes and Reuters graphic design, marketing and news agency_ Nicholas Witchell iri sales, media, photography. politior It's never too late to join David Smith the BBC and Paul Dam. editor of and public relations If you want In Britain's best student newspaper. 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• hat'so • What's ',ohm up and down in the juice hot • films hit parade? JERRY • Ioni and MAGUIRE RomanticComedy Ohreabout vet, sport. Tom Cruise is up to get an Oscar hinmlf in, 411711 Tot% ;weal at Hilt .611111110y lurtn fill it for his role as Jerry Maguire. ® CLARE LISTER goes to see if he THEArthur CRUCIBLE Miller's classic. has been rightly recognised, or loll., wheth,_r the award should be given to smaller hands. Jerry HEARTGRACE OF MY • lie soy ,. He's flying high. basically less money-. Nostalgic 60's Realistically he gets tired. teelgood JERRY MAGUIRE Acting as atrogiellly as he movie. ;list in the openni?. Wets 't., i t I and finally we have ;1 MR:CAMERON CROWE Rothman. 111111 tira u,' int.! on story what ensues is ridn's grasp to es cry possible sporting nor STARS: TOM CRUISE take hold or the genius to pull in hi'. mOnev. industry front the little MARS HIS film is Anil then .1 terrible aliiiV inan's perspective, and - ATTACKS happens. to Jerry I and it's not big. It deals For the ladies out there - Scl-Fl spool. rust his name), he grows a ,iitc the love story. with big s.. conscience. Overnight. earth to. .ietee But this is no Hollywood subjects. - - He writes his slush This is one slick. and very CI has big .... mission statement funny film. Yes funny in a big warm stars, draws big ' for the way Any moment when you reel T it there is going to he it even the company. in as till audiences and between Iimitidaie. predictable, major BOUND makes big money. • headstands in Ieugue slush puppy, the script clivtomer Female lovers Vs an incredibly witty or Renee the Mafia. Strangely, the hest the middle of produces intelligent line. This is a film Zellvici,er I.. Crulse's The c,,thhittanott ill lenniler the night, Tills din] tint Gershon. learn thing about the where the roses all have thorns. love interest. and is surprisingly that inht Inoueore worth lhall movie is the suggesting There arc moments of gemlike beauti tut In J very 1-11, one, more quality, and lines which sparkle unconventional, and pleasing smallest thing in it. personal with humour, 'Ties is trot a guy, non-Hullya mei star way. Last Jerry Maguire (Toni contact with its syndrome' springs to mind, as appearing in Reality Bites, here Cruise) is a big time the sports does 'That's not a dress, that's an she shines in her timid yet RANSOM- sports agent. lie personalities. Audrey Hepburn movie'. Smooth amazingly elegant role as it single Hostage thrills cruising it might be. but it works. mum. and spills. Mei works in the and less O Cruise, crooked nose and all, is ,,iteis a ante ort clients. plushest office irresistible in a manic sort of way. HE Oscar though does not i•lattslopee, St) htNithtiruterid Seen at the but its his costars that really belong to Cruise The paring the cvcr, 1117,,1101 he nicks since shoot MI the yummy scale. Cuba Tsmallest entity in the film is ,.1111.1,1tanah Disclomre. Gooding Jr as Muguire's only the biggest attraction. and client is one deserves the biggest award. His and FCC1.71‘.C.s. he Ilu 74hC101 oft-at-the-mouth name is Johnathan Lipmeki, and PORTRAIT OF A LADY 26-1 phone guy, but his charm. charisma and he plays Zeliweger's son. His Thefrom latest Jane call.:) da),, ,,,, pl-p. the mariner .11e enough to glasses obscure his tiny face. his Campton. t„ ri, JACK DEE LIVE ONCE A CATHOLIC FIERCE CREATURES - Op a lot of catching up to do". aged audience kneel much Cleese and Co vegetarians, "type one -tile they opponunity for animal III the again. just won't cat meat. but type two, titillation offered up by the cast. back JACK DEE LIVE hot, LectXts f Cs .2. 11," won't eat meat since they saw With I the sign of direction, the 11111112 IIMIPASIt• BRA01010 THEATRE Babe", supermodels • ''what play Lilting from one predictable ■11C21!, 111.11 pirit I 11,1if_ 2,. would you hay to Kate Moss if comic dialogue to another, unable Vlantin you asked her out fur 0 dale to find a ectinfonahle position ... I'm going to win would you like to have dinner between satirical attack on 6 the lottery goon. and then be sick with me?'" to CutholiLism and light hearted BLOOD AND WINE rhecuuse ‘Iystie Meg the Royals - in favour of Mary ir num. Any attempt to explore the 10 Thuggish Thriller I Mud Megi has told me: 'The them, all that being spied and play, Once ,4 controversial reality of this Jack Nicholson and IF_ by the Stephan Corn 8101. winner tonight will he is picked on, it's entenaming isn't Catholic attempts art experience is undermined Potentially great person.-vi Ith u head"' ILT uneasy fusion of Joycian two dimensional character facets ® film but rejected as One joke and you're laughing The show is a laugh a minute religious doubt and St of de convent girls. In turn, the titter trash by the for the rest of the night. it could with something to amuse Trininn play's comic potential is damaged amid Fot Dore tans only • style saucy school girl only he Jack Dee. Winner of Top everyone but perhaps Dee is at antics. The performance by the highly contentious issues Pi Comedy Personality of the his best at. the end at the follows touched upon but left Year and tamed for his television perfonnance when he reads out the slightly dull undeveloped SHE'S THE ONE show and John South audience comments and is forced sexual as akening of class of (hive A Catholic may serve as a Babe filled commercials, this is a man who to improvise. in response to convent girls, as they retrospective sentimental journey romantic embrace the influence of comedy. can capture an audience. With his questions such as Are you the for any sexually frustrated Nuttier- get repertoire of dry wit and sarcasm love child of Larry Hagman?' 1950s popular culture. survivors of 1950s Britain hut for 111ourithi up fit compileate,1 he succeeds in offending no-one Not to he missed. Tough luck if It will be evident to niany that others it offers: little in the form or lose 21111100112 Inirillrr 1, by slagging oft everyone. From vou did. this nostalgic. innocence- serious CoMMelll or revealing Friend. n1411.c., het &but. gentler polities "wnmen will expenenee frirmula has been coma]) Croon..014.1., ,Arkwil never he equal, 'cos tnett have got Louise Sherwood severely overworked in the past. However, the distinctly middle Marcus Walthe 14 inte

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CORKERS COMEDY CLUB THE CABLE GUY Comedy erchance THE LAST SUPPER you UP ANO COMING COMEDY psuffer THE IIIIIERRODUNO.S1111CIDAYS from childish eccentricities ? Then I suggest you grab your security blanket. gather together your imaginary yet invisible friends and get (limn to the Underground on a Monday night where I'm quite sure you'll involuntary add a pair of comedy underpants to your portfolio But please don't he too upset if you laugh them right off . Corkers on it Monday is lust becoming known by many as the -best 71m bunt ''it lie ielei night out since Saturday " and I is inohil lttring Ilia! ti lion certainty deserves the accolade. This XPAOLI UUr miry ruts sour hrani 4 tired:jig:a! of a West End comedy sevc el1. pe044../14 II store in the North. Fortunately you NH 8/9 GUI ∎ In it lc early stAges ol don't have to worry about a room full MS: JIM CARHEY die Win Carte) is hog-lisletl 'Yorkshire inert drinking bit(11 Diatt 401d1d01•11,114.1111'y v.a•4 olen being that to I Riding simn and overly permed women stets 10 1CI moralistic about his nest vel icle and 0c,..ismnalls hilarious the world of narrow cackling at the mention of the word ihe murders. The saint: Jude for Jilin Currey As rl ptogiesses, hot...ever, minded bigots they MC knob This is it very student friendly the jokes !vogue very thin who believes prcity mark; hat happens conscientiously doing night served on a bed of cheap boo"! T on the ground and his good reason- to kill their "hit' for society. and good IOW. departure from his I- tinged when a someone -because they are ft mann:try heetunes The filrn hegias by Above all this thought is the filet other films and ttrdl El linerting group of right Wing att%1101C7. ITuries W portray ing the Iit e as that the enmedians are absolutely. presents a worrying beware I. Iiow eset. they arc friends invite a pretentious god brilliant. The lust few weeks have conceited, out wilted by their final dark side to the comic d tar Cr:, psycho Nazi child siuderds who 011■,‘ seen a huge of new comedy euest who ,aisse, the plot, range actor. Currey plays .1»:f Prttrib,. Jild • talent some of who have made their killer round for and the blot ends us the e manic cable TV riu debuts at the club most of which arc dinner? 7.1L k the pro warpatflOt enjoy thra last supper installer. Chip I et it ch,oaLlit ho, cells to reach what ever is understood Am,wer. they :111 turn ISit snuil.o lows :o, I)ougluus. who stalks kihd, 1 per,o11:11 ccndelta al.:ion as big-time in the comedy world. plant ,' Sherif. douisitui 01:0 I 011C1 1311. Into murderers and Be wanted though if you're going his clients and forces :11o,co alir to tar ow, lighter ;. .r:. will hr intpressetl- tomato trecs.Stolen Irons reason, ouch a, tihrif to heckle he prepared to he absolutely their friendship with film is strange]) the -Btookie- husband religion, rtes and 'tats annihilated by all the acts and most of the threat of violence. unetanioruhle to %%Inch. one to look out for I under the patio •cctlarho. ThA111014,10 Illt. film, htlI the audience as well. We soon lean that the to he cirisiyable turgrt h1 note the tip too wield Cameron Diuz and lour OCSelopini.00 "1 the reason fin his mildness is ism should he sie‘sed tor iti eel Orin:31m', others decide to create 0 stereotyped :halide ter. is Timothy Hodgson ,fil• 10 a lieglet. ted ter' re.c•ons sweeter Chi ill whisk 11C memorial garden made-.'parr hum Ihe usual personality reversals as the 1111..!0 or his tune in Chris Collett. dedicated In their di n nc Lynne Travis. guests from hell. The pressure mounts, Thus, hard it

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Kiss Them For Mo (1957). clubs Experience: 9.15 The Biology Weather. 12.55 Home Arid 3.30 Travelling Light. 4.00 Fifteen Show. 11.35 Change That, 12.00 Away 1.25 Emrnerdate:. 1,55 A 4.30 5.00 k 1.1'1 1141,1 •• Udt Iim" Collection_ 9.45 Watch 10.00 To One; Countdown. ■ News 12.05 The Alphabet 2.20 Rick' Lake: 5.30 Pet Rescue • 1,1., a lirr. ,;• - Caine: 12.30 Going For A Song Playclays, 10.30 Holett Porch Country Practise, High Midi:I l 1,1::• 11, 1.:•1 1Luidirli.I1.1, 11! 1.11 11, Road. 2.50 Shartland Street', 6,00 TF1 Friday ▪1. -t• Si, sal .rn• 12.55 The Weather Show; 1.00 House. 10.50 Cosmo And Dibs In Au.h. 5,1,. And Reed; 3.20 ITN News Headlines; 3.25 7.00Channel 4 News One O'Clock News: Weather, Puniate. 11.00 Look uh P:Iltc Ili- tint Juba I wont 11101 1120 11.40 English Calendar News, 3.30 Rosie And 7.55 The Slot boron ' 4ttl 111i•le-1,re. 1.30 Regional News. 2,05 FILM. Short Circuit, 3.40 Slim 3.50 Wainer mrcolk,• IA v...14 Time: Jim. Pig: 8.00 Bloom role I eek u it Jane's House ;1993}. 3.30 12.00 English File: 12.30 4,00 Zzzapf Working Lunch; 1.00 Scene - Brothers Cartoon; 8.30 Brookside. Elaine and tfr • 5, Friday Zone, 4,40 ators le, '1.,. hi, 1,1.1 ol 11,7 A /. 1 olrl III, rh1X, 140100111,o( Heydays; 3.50 The La 4.15 Jurnanit; Gladi Mick are worried about 4.55Newsround Extra Breaking The Cade. 1.30 ,,11.11; pp 4)J clan. ,prn.:_trniZwilk11).es Chin, 1.45 Words Ara Pictures; Train 2 Win: 5.10 Home And Gladys and Danny has 11 515 II 1514, 51 Ill gnu 5.10 Blue Peter Away some awkward questions 1 41111 - 4.1111 5.35 Neighbours 2.00 Just So Stones, 2,10 Sport 5.40 ITN Early Evening News The Manure Room., On Fnday. 3.55 News. 4.00 for Bel The 13r1 think 1.11e95oO et lOptn gam, £7 6.00 Six C •Clock News 5.55 Calendar 9.00 Caroline in The City. airs 1,1 1..lin Lec Nang, tee boo ad tionoKr with 11111Y du 6.30 Regional News Today's The Day; 4.30 Ready, 6.30Tonight Flo th,. pl.ce i7.. Numb 4.,11, Kid risil Keith Halt CHIN, LI) tO Steady. Cook. 5.00 Esther. 5.30 Annie reintroduces Cil.h•Iti, I .e11..,11.11CM • 110 1,11, L Iii ()/not.iik o,Itifiedm (irate 7.00 Big Break 7.00 Wheel 01 Fortune Caroline to the wonderful Itl 7.30 Top Of The Pops. This Seniors Pot Black: 6.00 Star Trek 7.30 Coronation Street. Sean, end Country Club 6.50 International Athletics world of daling The HydePark Club. Alb Grin, tor Tope, lxteuertry11, di _Kt,. *eh week's bestselling singles. Des ano Sam are put 9.30 Spin City. Michael Wiirn It r. it. nice Anti tqle.ap Ileum t kite lOptn-Z Nam. CO live 7.10 Pole To Pole. Alter a through their paces in how beam -.II, it.. 0,41, performances and pre- for 'Michael J Fox) learns it' II p,u. ITICH11,01:41,p True 11'neerunneed char exclusives, narrow escape Irani preparation the to gel in touch with the liv •••.L. r, Fuck. beet/ & /wean 8.00 Porridge. Fletcher lends in Odessa Michael Patin parachute rump common man when Le Pheriojirupttleple te:411,..15. 1101114),r ever lands in Istanbul ler me 8.00 The BM. Boullon calls his 111•• TO, awl IT . hot water when some Tommy Duggan is made • AI, next stage ot fits roumey - snouts out oil date. Croft The H'67.11....0 stolen pills accidentally find across Western Turkey and says he has lost his cool. mayor (or a day LM1 St' r,14.0.4y1 their way into his cup of 10.00 Roseanne. Roseanne Si .,. 111,11c Nth the Mediterranean into Can Lines prove he is still proves faro !olio 11,-4110,1 ..111* ..ale rho Leer the*. Morley Rose Lee she's as tough as 1,1 a dtaogo Irani the North Africa up to the Jobe arty 8.30 A Question Of Sport. The Baby action hero when seri .th Atari 1umen- 8.00Circling With Bill OcIdle 8.30 Holding tertniests ri,:t1Vpm 11 David Coleman poses me 9.00 Catherine Cookson's comes up against in the 8.30 Gardeners World whOso runaway hem questions celebrity 9.00 Red Dwarf. 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I In.,. all 10,00 News Al Ten: Weekend Vvrinapirr ,Kerml$ • 10,20 The Mrs Merton Show. 11.05Thu Girlie Shaw the gu•,. el plain sleeker, Weather Renal Poi Merin 10.30 Calendar News Arid 11.35 TFI Friday Slack Br'. tee isioon 10.30 Newsnight Weather 12.40 Robin comedian 10.40 Conspiracy Of Silence. 12.45 Fleva iotervews cemonli•s :31 Fr)IS:iq s Dtarrolisalitio 01 1.15 FILM: Women's Prison rout Me true votir,val .1Te0 fiturnallini story al Helen (1955). Ida i...upolo Aars a. Boy Dotage states Betty news Osborne. a young Crag UIP harsh and WT11011/318(1 theatre 10.50 FILM: Where Eagles Dare 11 15 Space: Above And Indian Werner' brutally p1 a as.rleit'c (1969), All amine Second Beyond ['eaten and murdered In t'his Theatre kitty sutitii dad World Win esTuonage 12.00 Stuff The White Rabbit Northern MANI:Ma, 2.35 FILM: The Strange One The - reeernre I, :ea. Ihnilar Jelin Lettal +an hosts the ▪ 01.1:WIlis scepter] by Alistair Canada, 10 1971 (1957). 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Flavour of the Day Jane Eyre, ITV, 8pm guide With the renewed interest in period and it was a change of period and style fur Mellor juice costume dramas, ,1TV is seizing the m tiaii L. when she was asked to adapt Charlotte from the BBC by taking the plunge 1y ith the Home's classic period love story for ITV, adaptation that we've all hems waiong for. I the links don't stop there. however, since mean- we alt studied h at school, and if we Jane is played by Samantha Morton. who cinema haven't our mum made us read it when we previously played Tracy in Hand ttl Gold nABC f 1.1.2452nap, Odeon lid 24362301 were 13. saying it's a "special-1741(1k, Morton is just 19 years old. and is highly Mars Artat..k •. 12.511, .-11.1 5 45, 12t1 Jerry Maguire 13114 511,7.55 The adaptation is produced by Kay Mellor. rated by Kay Mellor. who herself has a small iilood rend Wane. IS 5 4s, s 20 ftlmoth, 144.5 25.8 IS I-ieae efbillIft. 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A roast of final day en excitement builds classic story adapted by Kay 6.30 Last Chance Lottery. Edward+ bric AIM reemticr, only inplif music with Illunist James Ion the climax of She lop ring Weiler Alter a wretched 7.30 Love Life Lazy laid hen, heals lie that playing ['Ober sea 'stmt lam Galway snow PhIldhOod, Jane Eyre Is 6.00 Canterbury Tales, Modify k2Iiri 7.15 Antiques Roacishow. eje) The Presidency. welcomed loThoettlekt Han 9.00 Turning World l'aurtyard 8.50 The Money Progremme by housekeeper Mrs Faidax 10.00 FILM: Singles (1992). Set In 1300 FILM: Made In America the burgnonng Seattle Music The tinderenkaid The 76 When George THIS tunes (1993) 9.30 Red Dwarf 10.10 The Clive James Show. Sunday men with lime cooked for your Suoday suittatiOIL 10.55 ITN News' Weather. hollowed scone, Cameron CrtMe'S 9 35 Comic Relief Presents: Balls 10.00 FILM: Jennifer B (1992). masts and Led had, ja.v_from the ray Local Weather inavat 15 an affectionate Wok ar lo Attica. 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I wis'envetwrntatairee or, this Ahiotechnolitgy. end in many people expect genetic cloning will become a powerful tool for improving the quality of life. They foresee. for instance. plants cloned to resist pests_ animals cloned for purpose, „i medical research and human, genetically treated to relieve suffering. Them apnea: few it. any hounds In what science is able to do with life. for even i he natural hairnets between animal kirigdoms are 110 longer insurmountable. Despite all the hoped.for e benefits. many question the CLONES technology and ask it ii will interfere with 'lumen We've crossed a frontier. Scientists have cloned an adult sheep, evolution. Is humanity morally ready to handle the iinpretedentedethical guess who's next in line? BARRY McKERNAN takes a look at one situations Mal the "new biology" is sure to hired? The newfound power over life seems equivalent to the of the most profound scientific issues ever to face humanity way physicists learned to dissect and rearrange atoms, AST week, Ra.sically, the fact that it can the form of identical twins, but the means by which humans is giving us the ability to be done means that someone cloning technology would:knav• have developed their diversity undercut what has made us dentists in somewhere will he curious us to generate genetic copies of and attainability in the face of human in the past. IScotland enough to go ahead with it humans systematically the pressures of remind selection Let's be very clear about this announced that they'd Too often, the cthicul Just think about that. On the other hand, nuts he Tlw cloning process has vast irnplittions of scientific offspring identical In every .c.cieties nI Ihe future sill Haffl potential for goeld, managed to clone a discoveries ate inadequately single genetic detail to their in repIVIIIICe its more valeahle tocakthrou_ehs in medical sheep from a single cell discussed parent. from physical appearance research on cancer arid other extracted from an In this instance thanktully, the to character to mentality nicitin:lyhe rs..c cloned ten copies of a diseases are expected to arise as issues are being raised Nevem' All or this means that were genius, then even if only one of a resull of studies on cloned Indeed. with all the far- adult sheep. rem:Mitre mire:elation% For our years in advance or the tiot now wood with the very real those fulfilled their genetic animals, asexual new-found knowledge, petmle 'his effectively means human clones. possibility of systematic, potential, we as a society nauk1 01w1'aisly. the development arc far from ethical and moral That we now have the Make no mistake about this_ still benefit of sophistaated cloning h044 agreement on the way to move capability to clone this is Imagine if technokegy spawns it of prohably nver los related ethical questions. howanl. humans. e t the most II seems quite possible that Al rote extreme there arc As a result, this is tine Imagine we never vh "lu'iLal those who Mink any slowing important genius al historians will view the this plea at genetic engineering would of the most profound advance in Molart to the developments or with the he unmoral: the ladure to developments in modern biological lost the genius 01 insight of fortnight as comparattler Einstein. discovery of nuclear energy in apply great new technology science. science since the The 1943 to aid the poet, the intim and When asked about the Mozart nor the discovery continuing At that time it was the underprivileged would potential for human clotting. itself he an rinntoratity by of DNA. existence of appreciated that there was huge after initially rejecting the insight of omission. For the a. such potential for harnessing power In sharp opposition, others idea, the researchers at the public ies individuals front atoms as well as possible advocate complete halts on Roslin institute near also the Einstein... would mean medical advances arising from some aspects of the Edinburgh claimed that no scariest. their the production of radioisotopes. technoingy, since we as human responsible scientists would although must people would reproduction; tin incredibly contribution to society need 11 was also realised very early beings could be threatening want to work on such a probably be intrigued to see profound development. never end. on that there was a catastrophic downside which was realised in the uniqueness of our species. project'. multiple precise genetic comes We can subvert the On the other hand if large of human beings mecluintsm by which we've numbers of people decide to Hiroshima in 1945 The debate has also taken This tether blase comment Witness the In contrast. the upside to en whin appears to he a overlooks the tact that there are 11111117 of survived its a species for the post produce climes of themselves. three million years, namely renewed form of the ilk' dash irresponsible scientists out there. consultations hastily being we'd he ending the gene- genetic cloning is vast. convened all over the world in massive between science and religion Although few and fur sexual reproduction. shuffling process produced by There are potentially in medical As the study of human DNA hdween, there are scientists the aftemegh of the original How society deals with this sex that nature has used to get its advances possible inset-Niches .Inner hr Ilse nature whose work is divorced from press conference. capability will influence the this fur. research to benefit the whole of Don'i forget that genetically of our very existence, the ethical considerations. future of humanity. It's almost .ts it our ever humankind, while the downside dilemma boils down to the identical humans Already exist m Sexual reproducuon has been increasing scientific knowledge is less obvious and more subtle insurmountable abyss between tie material and the spiritual There does seem to he relernICVs scepticism Inward the view Mat science is the single and greatest key to human progress. Many ask themselves if we really need Well hello Dolly... the Do It these cloning experiments which eontine tip the the lamb and kept alive In a dish when the scientists at the nightmare images front the without the aid of fertilisation guarding the gales will keep containing everything it could Roslin Institute near w domain of science fiction. born the twin sister as transferred into a foster the secret safe. nerd. Edinburgh took an Science has already given Dto her mother. 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FAT FRANCO'S BAR RESTAURANT I Mk hiding J111.1“.41, hedi,IV.Ik. duck and veal LA DOLCE VITA slightly chesty 16131108 NEW ROADSIDE, HORSHIRTH either traditionally Italian, u.sr In a mine 130;134 VICAR LAME (hal TO MGM CINEMA) Main course pasta dishes (approx. £.5-61 Ta: 0113 2580001/2580817 international style. Emily enjoyed her chicken ITIL: 0113 2420565 consisted of slightly more traditional dishes with mushrooms in a rfambeed sauce ot port than Fat Franco's. The pizzas looked really cry friendly. authentic Italian and rinessala There arc also mach more czntic :dentine's Day was a very busy night to good. 0 didn't try them unfortunately) cnspy atmosphere, with predominantly. Italian dishes, such as chicken With raspberry try Out this restaurant but to their credit bases and juicy toppings, and you eau even staff and chefs. It's un Open-plan style Vthe predominantly Italian staff watch the chef making them. Meat diSties- testaarant, with a hat attached -a classier Pasta starts at about £4.50 to th. including remained friendly and cheery despite the including chicken, fob, veal, and steaks- range version of Pizza Express in its layout and a the normal holognese or cathonara to the more queue of waiting couples almost stretching out from £5-12 They do exciting combinations more varied menu. adventurous - Vicky had 114441k:11e saint vim onto theimati! There's a bar if you (eel like it such as steak, stilton unit glace cherries. I had Price of (itarters ranee trtMa 13.50 to 15 511, dried. tomatoes and rocket which Ls as pre-dinner drink i Italian beer like Nastro the halibut in a creamy. tarragon sauce which with a good choice of both hot and cold dishes. ttelicious. There is clay type of pasta Venire. or course no bitter iii dratight'l They WIti, rattly tasty - I think it's important to including the usual avocado and prawns in imaginable As expected there is an exteosit e specialise in Sicilian 'cuisine which IN odd chi.. lye the specialities as they tend ti. matte ruse sauce to the more exciting and very pizza menu - we're talking mut pitras not since the film 'la Dolce Vita" is set in Ronic, be the tastiest dishes. altrocrively arranged on shells i fresh seafood deep-pan ones they range from 'limit's £4 7 but also do tiadltioual Italian hind, including the their specialities,. and pudding-wise salad iinelluling fresh mussels, squid and Veg and salad cost extra lappros £I.i101 t cgetarian dishes. The atmosphere Is lively this means the "tiramisu" - it is really good prawns marinated in a Mil:isms lime. garlic tiramisu Was arming the array of Italian and welcoming. one of the best I've tasted! and olive oil dressing', or deep fried lessens an alter approx 13 -41. also tnelutling Starters are from approx. £4.5 fur but and So, if you're looking for it re-stauruni . tomato istuittonella with .a ref-resin ugly pule a seleclii in id gelalt and sin bets, cold dishes. Once again there is a carted lc with a bunch of friends to have a pi and basil sauce. A brilliant atmosphere Inc a 410.411 choice sat starters, including Intl of prawn liasta surroundings Main u:tqlt,e: (litres titan at apptot t7 su rit:i4sli III m's SVCII starlit the plumes illshes, all sante of tomatoes. garlic and chilli "La Dolce Vita- is ideal. ;glow t I 3. and go up tr, f.,1 .seal and I islt dishes ',as J.:In:wits lb.,%%esi• III,' rit:SV.91, %etc ▪

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iCat411„. WEEK 13 PLAYERS SCORES: Will you be manager of the term?

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RHINOSORNIAL1.1. SET anyone in this SPECIAL PREVIEW country oil supporting a By Paul Wilson Nteam eliding in Blue Sox, Bulls. Broncos or haithall and the rival code Athrtalia -Matting it out tor Beds would have to rugby union was mooted as a ate chance' to call step forward for the game, themselves true World difference. Well boss about take out a transatlantic Chturipiont. which w as looking tri shed its those two promising Concorde season ticket Clubs Moe gill for a Northern- hastal image and been one of youngsters we I to watch their beloved realised what M weeks when combined total of Es14 million market itself to tt sutnnicr fan requited of them e.t.a-silting the French have and have played once... boys in action, rather hasc starved of action. off the field as touched has mined to English IS- hat tin you metre we sold than a cheap day Yet lor all the optimiian of well, and the humiliation And the worst Kitson and fluckerby last governing hotly the M.. money is there to kuttek•cm effect'? Yes, its the month? (Brief fuzzing no return to Halifax. twinned with BSky cash help the game. national press coming out with tape as Dalglish has a Similarly, if reading a injection in ift7ni over five yeas l'he game's future the usual list of excuses, past massive panic attack.) OK. magazine with articles to enable such sweeping changes seems much more glories and -We're so much this is MO much pressure. about Tigers, Bears, In he implemented. the assured when the I'm musing upstairs to traditionalists were unhappy Netter than you normillly and Wolves, Eagles and likes of Richard at least we don't at snails' become Technical Director The Os-tn., Centenary sermon Branson, who recenti■ Rhinos. you could easily he comments to rustily our teams' of Central Healing. Get me tea, shortened it> allow for Super bought a 15 per cent displays. Keegan on the phone. Hi, forgiven for thinking it was League and the concept of stake in the London Firstly our rugby union Key. Golf course In ten National Geographic and playing in summer got many Broncos. noes; in it minutes?" watchers predicting an early learn act like a Los Angeles not 'noted Sport. However. for all of demise hoder in a particularly violent But since the inception of the pn mikes of Eddie earthquake, and collapse in a he limit, most L nestling rugby league's Super League and Stew •the pile of dust front 20 t■up o ■blow !rum the Erenell it turned out. the nay- Rehntzl Kevs and Asti ins uk •d Newcastle_ last year, there Ins been a tot avers did mg have' it all 21-2.1.1diitsit nit what seemed T Andy Gray or rughy • like roughly t.5 seconds Anil and came Yr ith the re% elattiai more to deal with than the Asthat own way. The on on Sky Spoils, their Slue response trout the that per- truttlel Da, id (111/1)111 Americanisation of the club field action was as good, til AM audience did Ina tahlincly'' The son of Want. 10 lease the Tim 'flu. names. The switch to summer heater. than in previous seasons reach expectetl handbrake II turn that es en a 11M, same as a shock him", .. rugby after a century of mid the Wigan auanglehold wits heights Iasi season I cells taxi drive' of the Hang inf. Forget Ta Kleinlaut playing in Winter alongside finally and thankfully broken. Fear the sake M mid St Jamey' Palk 'this is the particularly while eyed Insane Si Helens - with a nughtily rush), league in cash:Sy statidtt literh.li at -Let s liteL'ea England-Ernie,' impressive Paul Nesvlove leading getieml, lees hope ■ get back to moth nom tn. i,filt,- e,-L. 55e 111;,11! the way and finishing as the that Super League kieking I ughy.- came the 1 IMPCIlliOn 's !cutting it" .ti,,rel. really does general cis. 11.• well 25 did the doable of Super capture the tailesteriping 1Tutmy lli11111.:111g :111d t vague ;Ind Challenge Cup. public's :nderwi ggl take mire I the makttig watching football wont ending the Cential Pa, giants' iinaginalitsil this Our running rug Ity's the your girlfriend runup, minute, hold 011 the hollow,. year. greatest, heeauNe we 've just of seething tealonsy., and force This time around the acuou With the World thrashed, eon._ Scotland and the French to put up with hors promises to he as impressive as Club Challenge -to Ireland" tirades of a fortnIght instead. ever, with great players such as forwnnl to. surely it ago, The most amusing thing is Newlove, the Paul brothers won't he long before the NEWLOCE, Leeds Student wishes to that Ginola keeps underlining Henry and Robbie and Gam Super League becomes a NEW DANGER: distance itself from such how much he wants to leave. Connolly heading the list of viable .utd attractive Record super comments, and would just like Has he not noticed u nit talent on display, In June, addition to the league signing, to say that England should Dulglish isn't till that keen on qualifying begins for the World sporting summer's Si Helens centre gad; that awful. tactically hint either? Doesn't getting to ('up Challenge, with all 22 Super calendar Paul set to star inept Glenn Noddle. and bring play up front when the entire League clubs - 12 here and 10 in Once more back that football genius squad and the tea lath are out Graham Taylor, beeause he'd injured not give him it Joe ' have beaten those Italians, no What more can Dalglish do to problem. make it clear Ginola is surplus to les requirements? Sian hich brings us to clearing his throat, and casting Men in the know say yes and no the Newcastle meaningful glances at the WUEFA Cup defeat exit' Say "David. have you tt Ntonaco, and the awful seen out wonderful car pinking facilities?" before Was the change from winter to summer a great success? injury list that saw the Too reduced from the position running back inside, locking Broadcast and Media Murdoch and Kell) Packer where they had the door and sticking his TTENDANCE their manager at The two men settled approximately forty-ses en tongue out at his errant star? S crept up by the Leeds-based differences to a degree. and strikers in their squad, to Leeds Student wishes to REL. "I'd give the first 19 per cent on once the deal was finalised. being forced to play distance itself from the current A Super League season eight the Centenary season the oft- mooted dream of an influential midfielder Bob wave of anti-gullic out of ten for a good start. - no doubt helped by international club competition Lee up front by himself. xenophobia, and will in no "Obviously a major plus became a reality. Leeds Student infiltrated way try to twist a competent the massive influx of point was St Helens winning The prospect of such a Kenny Dalglish's meeting Ginola performance against the title since it fans to London and gave other competition has got everyone with Terry %ft:Derma' on Monaco into the clubs the opportunity to see Bradford. in the game excited a great Monday night, and came for that the gap is shortentng,- more so than the away with this Newcastle's A pleased BSky B steal. none BBC commentator. Ray coniusise defeat. 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By Ben Proe HANDLING errors and indiscipline combined to ensure a disappointing start to lifirs Christie Cup campaign. Lead~ inability to hold the hall was immediately apparent and they surrendereti the initiative (heir opponents. Hwa,.-Ner. a sustained defensive effort, notably from Griffin, restricted the visitors' earls pressure to a single drop goal. Defence turned to attack. and strong running from Roberto and Collins was the platform for Drake's clever FINAL COUNTDOWN: A determined LOU pack battle it out with Glasgow In the line-out at Weetwood on Wednesday Pic: Shaun de Wet chip, which Ashton touched down. The lead was doubled minutes later, when centre Bayer drew in three players to allow Griffin to put LUU 8-1 AMSTERDAM 43_E7 AUSTRALIA 213.599 BANGKOK j 5151 Wild 199 ng !SUING lire cushion panicked LUU. 9OMMAY 21E359 who begun 10 attempt wild &MAPES! 19 pasties, instead of settling for 2311 359 territorial advantage. Frequent 01711UN 10 5ft I enterprise from Lund was HO Oil MINN CITY 131518 spoiled by forced passes or 1STANOUL 94 354 knock-otis, and this pattern MIL RE 2S6 IRS Three penalties from Brodie help continued after half-time, when I_AJiAt4 FRAN. 13t 211 Cadyan's indiscipline proved USBON 79 the turning point of the g' e. 116.4A 112 49Z t-tis excellent tackle was MEXICO LUU reach the BUSA Cup final ruined by a silly MILAN 65 9) through, and the mubsiNueril NAIROBI ]613.34 MEN'S RUGBY UNION and_ with the resulting On. sin-bin proved costb a. NEW 'YORK 102 155 conversion. went 7-f/ The test of the team begun I ..iverpool scort..4.1 twice in his Campus PAR15 LUU 9 - 7 GLASGOW _,37 69 ahead. to attack more with the backs absence. SINGAPORE travel 220 'Mg the spirited Glasgow side asserting their power. The loss of the lead male VIENNA 75 121 By Zoe Feller were causing all the Driving MIAs and sterling Leeds' play still more We specialise in low cost travel TIROPROWONIREAL defence from David Hatcher 11a 144 A DRAMATIC last problems., but the game soon desperate, and their task was for students and young people ZURICH TO 96 stagnated and neither side pin Leeds in a great position not helped by Nonvood being providing support in over 150 offices 'Ag-tors rra.ai• minute penalty saw could establish themselves to below another penalty Dian ,Ng sideti I .t he whin for persistent throughout the world NOW AVAILABLE LUU march into the create any further scoring Brodie set up a nail hiring EUROSTAR opponunities. finish with just a minute to A breakaway from Drake BRUSSEL SMARM Lag inn final of the BUSA go almost produced n stirring LEEDS v.11. real Cup. Fighthack Brodie kept his head Finale until he was tackled fish.: YHA ADVENTURE SHOP. Half-hack Brodie under pressure and stroked metres short. framic LUU 117 - 121 Vicar Lane, The second hall saw an home the vital Final penalty pressure lead to Moiler near LONDON PAPIGKOK composed himself to ;ionizing turnaround as LW:, with the Iasi Lick of the misses in the dying minutes. but Leeds LS1 GPI. PERTH ' surtaLt• the winning score. sYlitsrty )105 ANGELES kick slowly started 10 find each game. m die end l_iverpool were 0113 246 1155 LONDON FROM [659 Glasgow w ere the other and work as a unit The final rakes place next deserved victors. We ptt1P-de a fun' Ian+, stronger loam in the Riviie started the week, and [Alit are confident 'The he* team won on the figiubuck, scoring a penalty Of services 'Cr youth and opening half. They scored of bringing the .Silverware- thy,• a graciauti Johnston student travellers, Including the lirst try of the game to give his still minIvIhinv hack to Leeds. conceded nfferwartls, '`but I'm Ciimpusi Arliamibus passes, disappointed with our travel insuranre, low cost PLUS: ALL THE TOTAL FOOTBALL SCORES AND RESULTS performance,- arctInUnCI4ItiOn, car rues,