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his next wife, Becky, had pushed her down the stairs Yo u r s t a r s and caused the tragedy. teve McDonald buttie shop that he’d Yep, that’s right, the “local this week! really is a man fathered the kid. The same nutjob” as he once lovingly who doesn’t Tracy Barlow who ruined referred to her, who Steve 4 learrn from his Steve’s wedding to Karen married before on a big day mistakes, isn’t where the buffet lasted hee? This week’s longer than the union big rumour is “Steve McDonald itself. Now, we know that he’s going is a stupid man!” men can be stupid too propose (and I very much count too girlfriend Tracy by popping in to let him myself in that!), but there’s BBarlow. Yep, that’s know he was really Amy’s stupid and there’s Steve thhe Tracy Barlow dad. And that’s the same McDonald stupid. Goo wwho sold his baby Tracy Barlow who sadly luck, pal. You’ll need it! Georgia affter convincing miscarried Steve’s twins, Steven Murphy, Editor Taylor thhe man from the but told the world that [email protected] “Toyah is so vulnerable and desperate…” The BIG 8 stories... You’re looking good, Coronation Street Phil. Have you done 4 Eva gives birth in a bathroom! something dfierent 22 Angie cosies up to hot Adam with your hair? 26 Yasmeen’s coming to dinner! 30 Jenny mourns her late son 33 Beth: caught in canine collusion Ned Porteous EastEnders 18 “There’s a bit of Joe 10 Mel & Jack give in to passion! that wants to impress 18 Sharon makes a silly mistake his younger brother!” 28 Kim: abandoned and alone 30 Billy hopes for a birthday kiss 20 ...and more! 44 44 Halfway is back but injured… 12 Inside Gossip – soap news New start for Corrie’s Jim – and the end for Phelan? Emmerdale 34 What Happens When? 8 Joe dies in quarry cliff-top leap? 36 Soapbox 16 Belle begins to hear voices again 48 10 Facts About… Shayne 17 Liv finds it difficult behind bars… Ward (Corrie’s Aidan) 30 Daz attempts to leave the village 50 Blast from the Past 33 Tracy gets closer to Bails with… ex-EastEnders 40 Megan: torn between two men! star Danielle Harold (Lola) 54 Star watch Tony Clay Hollyoaks I get all my 58 Style watch “Halfway has never 24 Adam gets sexy with Roxy! gossip on the Brooke Vincent really had a place to 31 Alfie fights with his mental demons neighbours from 94 Puzzles call home before…” 32 Is Lily expecting a baby already? Inside Soap! 96 The Hot List 46 Farrah helps Ryan escape! 98 Hits & Misses 47 Neighbours 20 Jane: joy and heartbreak 31 Chloe has desk sex with Leo 52 You Ask… Mavournee Hazel (Piper) Home and Away 32 Ash is crushed by a car!

Dramas Friday The Goodmans Michelle Fox 31 Doctors Amanda’s accident return for more “People see Bea as Holby City Night scrapes and 32 Fletch’s fight japes! Turn to being arrogant, but 33 Casualty Robyn’s return Dinner p59 for more… she has a good heart!”

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It all ends as it started, with Eva and Toyah hatching something Eva holds her baby in her arms - but it won’t last long

his is the heartbreaking moment when Eva cradles her newborn Tbaby – before having to say a tearful goodbye and hand the little one over to Toyah! The secret surrogacy pact struck by the two women suddenly becomes a reality this week, after Eva goes into premature labour while trapped in the bathroom of her hideaway cottage – with Toyah forced to step in as midwife. “Toyah hears Eva’s screams that the baby is coming – but unfortunately the handle to the bathroom door has fallen off and Eva is locked inside!” explains actress Georgia Taylor, who plays Toyah. “Toyah smashes the hell out of the door because she wants to make sure Eva is okay – and ends up delivering the baby. It took me back to my days on Casualty [in which “The plan is crazy, but Toyah and Eva can’t back out now” Georgia played Dr Ruth Winters], as that kind of thing happened all the time!” The drama unfolds as Eva remains at a secret location in Lymm, so that she can give birth away from cobbles and enable Toyah to pass off her baby as the child she and Peter were meant to receive from their original surrogate, Jacqui. Eva’s family and friends think she is away on a beauty course – while Toyah remains stationed at the Rovers, video-calling Eva so that she can check in on her. “The plan is crazy, and it doesn’t seem like it’ll ever work – but Toyah and Eva are too far down the line to back out,” sighs Georgia. “What’s interesting is that if Toyah were counselling a friend of hers, she’d strongly advise against it! However, she is so vulnerable and desperate for a child that her rationality has been overruled, and her heart is leading her head.” CONTINUED OVER ↘

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Toyah heads back to the Street, really believing that her plan has worked

↘ FROM PREVIOUS PAGE like a picture with her daughter. It’s through a video session Toyah is relieved when Eva with Eva that Toyah begins to declines – but will her emotions notice that she is unwell, and get the better of her as she decides to head over to the wrestles with her conscience? cottage. But when teen terror Meanwhile, Toyah is busy Simon and his pals steal Toyah’s spinning Peter a yarn as she car keys, it delays her in tells him that their surrogate getting to Eva, who is already – whom he still believes is in labour as Toyah arrives. Jacqui – has gone into labour. “There’s a real dramatic “She comes up with a plan currency to the moment that to cover her back,” reveals Toyah is literally on her knees Georgia. “It’s so far-fetched that to receive this baby from Eva,” there’s a chance Peter won’t shares Georgia. “As terrified buy it, but he’s overwhelmed as she is, Toyah knows there and he doesn’t have time to is no one else theeretohe t h llp thithink k or question ti it.” ” them and she needstoget on with it. Ultimatelyshe is trying to save herr child’s life.” With Toyah’s heelp, brave Will Peter’s delight turn to Eva gives birth too a littlegirl pain if the truth and is rushed to hospital – comes out? where reality quicckly sets in. She is desperate to avoid holding her daughter,tomake the handover to TToyah as painless as possiible. However, after Toyah leaves the baby and new mum aloone,Eva has no choice buuttopick up the baby – and clearlyfeels conflicted about her decision. “When Toyah leeaves the hospital, she is oncloud nine,” says Georgia. “Att this point she believes the plan isgoing to work, and everrything will be perfect. Toyahh is so in love with this baby thaatshe doesn’t worry for a seconnd that Eva will go back on thhe deal.” Eva’s misgivinggsgrowasa hospital photograapher swings by the ward and asks if she’d

6 lnsideSoap Once some time has passed, Toyah video-calls Peter from the cottage and introduces him to their daughter, whom they name Susie after Peter’s late twin sister, Susan. However, when Toyah eventually returns to Weatherfield and introduces the new arrival to the locals, will any of them smell a rat? “Toyah turns up at the Rovers with Susie, utterly overwhelmed in this little bubble of love, and everyone is thrilled for her,” Georgia tells us. “There is a really powerful moment where Peter picks up what he believes to be his child for the first time, and she sees the love in his eyes. In that moment, Toyah absolutely believes that she has made the right decision for the right reasons.” As Peter and Toyah begin a new chapter of their lives together, poor Eva sits quietly alone at the cottage, reflecting on the mammoth choice she has made in giving up her baby. Will she remain loyal to her friend and honour their agreement – or will Eva set off a series of dire consequences by concluding that she has made a terrible mistake? Laura-Jayne Tyler

“Toyah can’t lie forever!” As Aidan meets his daughter, will Toyah’s secret be uncovereed? hilethe smart money ison biological father Aidaan – who knows WEvva backtracking on her of Eva’s pregnancy – that really sets the deeal withToyah, actress cat among the pigeoons, as he clocks Georgia warns us not to discount Toyah’s awkwardnesss. As the pressure the idea thatther guilt-ridden alter mounts, can she conntinue to live a lie? ego will be thhe one to crackfirst “I don’t know if shee can, since under the weeight of her lie! things do have a wayy of coming out,” The situatiion is already starting grimaces Georgia. “By accident to unravel thhis week, as sneaky Toyahhas beecome a deceitful Simon finds an invoice for Eva’s person, buut it doesn’t come rented cottage in Toyah’scar–and naturally to her. She has a tells Leanne that hethinks her conscieence – so there is sister is cheaating on Peter! every chancec that Toyah However, it’s a chance won’t beb able to contain meeting withh Susie’s her guuilt forever…”

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WILL A DARE FROM NOAH LEAD TO TRAGEDY?

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eckless Joe risks his Tate. “You’ll also learn in these life this week – by scenes that Joe has a slight jumping off a quarry fear of heights, so part of this edge for a dare. is him wanting to prove to RThe Tate bad boy goes for himself that he can do it.” broke as he and half-brother It’s no surprise that Joe’s Noah try to get to know each pride plays a big part in his other better. Noah is shocked actions – he’s driven by trying as Joe plunges into the icy to prove something to himself water – and when he doesn’t and everyone else. Interestingly, resurface, the young lad is he’s putting all this aside to terrified that his big brother try to build a relationship with has perished. Will Joe emerge Noah, but when his brother from the murky depths? asks him if they can go to all “There’s a bit of Joe that the places their dad Chris used wants to impress his younger to take Joe, he hesitates. brother,” admits Ned Porteous, “Noah has this idea of the who plays Home Farm’s new relationship that Joe had with

8 lnsideSoap Joe seeks out his brother and tries to relate to him

It’s just a nice, pure moment, “It was great – we got to brother to brother.” take a whole crew to Chorley, Unfortunately for Joe and over the Pennines,” he tells Noah, they are soon embroiled us. “It’s always fun going off in high drama as Joe accepts somewhere, because it feels Noah’s dare and dives off the a bit like a school trip and quarry edge. Whether he’ll everyone is in good spirits. make it out alive remains to be Even though it was freezing, seen – but it was an experience it was still a really good time!” for Ned and the Dales team. Kate White

EMMERDALE QUICK-FIRE ROUND! We askk Ned three burning questions… Who would you put your Joe takes the money on to win the war plunge in more ways than one between Robert and Joe? Joe – I’d have to back Joe! their dad, but the embarrassing of a quarry, throwing stones. Would you like Joe to win back fact is that he didn’t have that Approaching cautiously, Joe Debbie, or has he blown it? relationship with his father,” attempts to bond with him. Knowing how he really feels about says Ned. “He barely knew him “Noah has become a very her, it would be sad to think that – Chris was always too busy to important part of Joe’s life,” he’d lose her in the end. spend time with Joe. So all the shares Ned. “He’s the only cool places they supposedly family that Joe has left, and as Would you like more Tates hung out don’t exist.” we know, family means a lot to arrive at Home Farm to Sadly, Noah takes Joe’s to Joe. So he sees this as a keep you company? hesitation as a rejection, and chance to start a relationship I think there’s only speeds off on his bike – and with someone from scratch. room for one Tate when Joe finally catches up This is Joe ‘behind the curtain’, on the hill…

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EASTENDERS | BBC1 THURSDAY Jack sleeps with Mel! THE RANDY PAIR GET IT ON IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROW… el and Jack get hot and sweaty with each other Mthis week, as their simmering passion finally boils over into lust! Jack has been hovering around Mel ever since she arrived back in Walford, but even though it’s clear that she fancies him too, she’s prioritised the welfare of her son Hunter and her new business, rather than think about romance. However, things are about to heat up big time – and it’s all thanks to a bust-up in E20… “Oddly enough, it’s Billy Mitchell who inadvertently Mel has a go at brings Mel and Jack together,” poor Billy over his reveals our Albert Square work performance insider. “Yet again, he messes things up at work, causing that Billy is desperate to get Mel to have a major go at him. back together with her. However, her fury is witnessed “Mel’s intentions are good, by Jack, who is stunned by but the plan backfires,” shares Mel’s outburst. Sure, Billy our source. “Honey doesn’t might have stuffed up, but want to repair her marriage it’s not a total disaster – and to Billy, and Billy is hardly it is his birthday after all! impressed either. He’s furious “Jack doesn’t really give a her to go and apologise to “Jack thinks that Mel needs about Mel’s intervention, monkey’s about Billy’s feelings Honey. However, Mel doesn’t to cool down a bit – which is and fears it might have made – but he does care about take kindly to being told what quite ironic, given the events things worse – so he tears a Honey’s,” reasons our spy. to do by anyone, and she’s that are about to take place!” strip off Mel at the party! That “So when he sees that Mel certainly not in the mood to Once she’s composed doesn’t go down well…” has messed things up for the take any advice from this guy herself, Mel feels bad about Once again Jack witnesses couple, he tries to persuade she still barely knows!” the way that she’s treated the fiery exchange, and this Billy, and decides to host a time he decides to stick his Jack thinks Mel surprise birthday party for him. own oar in. Mel storms off She even plays matchmaker following Billy’s outburst, but needs to calm down by inviting his wife Honey Jack goes after her to confront along, since she knows her about her interfering ways. – which is ironic!”

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As Mel has a dalliance with Jack, there’s a nagging question that we want to know the answer to: is she still hitched to someone else? A few weeks ago, in the middle of the heist caper, Mel confessed to Sharon that she was the sister-in-law of Ciara Maguire. “I was married to her brother for a long time,” she admitted back in February. “Now I’m trying to get out. Only they’re not the kind of family that let you go easy.” Given what we’ve seen of Ciara and her psychopathic ex-husband Aidan, we can well believe it! But while Mel says she was married, does that imply that she’s now divorced? The fact that she said she’s ‘trying’ to get out suggests that it’s not necessarily that straightforward. As the quarrelsome pair We’ve also recently trade insults, things start to seen her son Hunter get a bit more physical – and leaving voicemails for moments later they’re ripping and sending texts to a at each other’s clothes and mysterious man called in a passionate clinch! As they Ray, asking to see him. end up spending the night We know Hunter isn’t together, is this the start of the keen on the idea of his sizzling romance that Jack’s mum getting it on with been hoping for, or is it just a Jack – so can Walford one-night stand that Mel will Billy’s birthday expect Mel’s estranged bash turns into regret in the morning? embarrassment for hubby to show up soon? Tom Spilsbury him and Honey

lnsideSoap 11 INSIDE Laura-Jayne snoops behind the big soap headlines…

Old McDonald is set to return as his son ponders an important question (again)… JIM BACK – FOR STEVE & TRACY’S WEDDING? CORONATION STREET

he faint sound of Corrie source. “It’s potentially “However, his release date is church bells can be the seventh time that he’ll be fast approaching – and if there’s Theard ringing up north married, but the writers are still one woman he has never been – and in Steve McDonald’s to decide whether they’ll make able to stay away from, it’s nightmares – as news it down the aisle – as love is his beloved Elizabeth.” reaches us that he’s never straightforward in soap!” With Liz happily occupied poised to make an honest What we can finally confirm at the local medical centre woman of Tracy Barlow! is that Steve’s jailbird father, and Rovers Return – as well Tracy and Steve Word from the cobbles is Jim McDonald, is due to as enjoying a flirtation with tied the knot back in 2012 that Steve will enter soap make a return to the Street. Steve’s former school teacher, history books with wife Liz’s loose cannon of an Mike Thornberry – Jim’s number seven after he pops ex-husband will be back for reappearance is sure to upset the question to Tracy, whom a stint later this year, but the apple cart. Their relationship he’s already married and whether he’ll be donning his has always been volatile, so divorced once before… best suit and tie for his son’s combine that with the fireworks “In the coming weeks, wedding is anyone’s guess. of potential McDonald-Barlow viewers will see Steve get “Jim is currently serving nuptials, and it’ll be a miracle down on one knee and the remainder of his prison if Jim isn’t marched back to propose to Tracy, who duly sentence for armed robbery,” jail quicker than you can say, accepts,” whispers our our informant reminds us. “Catch yourself on, Elizabeth”!

12 lnsideSoap Will Phelan prove himself a ladykiller with THE END wife Eileen? IS NIGH! But who will Phelan drag down with him?

erial killer Phelan mindset, it’s true to say “A man should always will attempt to claim that everybody – even the know when to leave the Sa further victim or people you wouldn’t expect party, and it’s Phelan’s time,” two as he plots his revenge – need to watch out!” declares the star. “Departing on the cobbles – but one Viewers have been left Corrie is tinged with sadness way or another, he won’t to wonder whether Eileen’s for me because I have met escape justice! horrid hubby is the person some incredible people, and “Phelan has come to the stalking her, since he took it’s been such a pleasure conclusion that he has very the risky decision to check here. But viewers deserve to little left to lose,” chuckles out of his hideaway B&B. But see the culmination of what’s actor Connor McIntyre, who Connor warns that his alter been cooking for five years. plays the sneering Weatherfield ego’s actions will cost him Phelan will soon get his just super-villain. “Given his dearly in the end… deserts, mark my words!”

AIDAN’S SECRET HELL! ShayneeWard Wardd drops hints about his exit… agle-eyed Corrie faf ns will have wanted it to and he did cheat, though noticed Aidan behhaving rather he came clean in the end. He gave Eoddly in the pastc ouple of weeks Carla one of his kidneys, so there – which is doubly curioous, considering is love within Aidan. But there’s that we know actor Shhayne Ward obviously something underlying…” is due to take his leaveeinatop- It’s expected that we’ll find out

secret storyline this sppring. exactly what that is next month. SPLASH PHOTO: “You have to look at everything Aidan has been through,” reasons the star, who teased recently that his exit plot would be aan ‘important’ one. “He’s a troubled soul who is always trying to prove himself to his dad and his family, but things keep going wrong for Aidan had his whole him. His relationship family behind him when didn’t go the way he he donated a kidney

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STOP INSIDE Gossip PRESS! Maybe b bb Kate and Rana wwillllwil tie the knot and haave a child together –– if Corrie star Fayee Brookes (Kate) hah s her way. “It woulldd EMMERDALE be quite signiicantntn for a lesbian cou lepl to get married andd go through that process,” ponderrss LISA the actress. Sad goodbye WILL According to Gary Lucy, Hollyoaks fans might want to have their tissues BE BACK! at the ready when Luke leaves the But has Zak lost village later this year. “It’s going to be her for good? devastating,” he teases.

mmerdale viewers were in bits recently, as Lisa took the Late departure? E devastating decision to walk Former gh uro s arst Iaan out on Zak and flee the village, Sm h has addmmitted thata heh following his cruel treatment of her. wishes hed qu q it his iconnic However, Inside Soap is pleased to role asa HHaaroolddB ishhoop confirm that she will be back… sooner thte ann hed idd “I lovvel “I haven’t left the building,” the silly olld fart, but ass confirms actress Jane Cox, Lisa has been an act ysy nni who plays her. “Lisa had to to hell and back, dang r or fbe b coming unsupported by the c araca tet r uy uo get away, because being many in the clan around Zak wasn’t good for play, andI wa wanteddt her health. He’s been vile to to get ayw her and not supported her from th .at ” at all [after Liv was sent to a young offender institution for spiking her drink with stolen ketamine]. “Aaron has also had a go at Lisa,” continues the star. “She feels everyone SPY... is against her, and that resulted in Soap another angina attack. She honestly thought she was going to die.” Get a room! Zak’s callous behaviour towards We were amused by this tongue- Lisa could be the final straw, seeing in-cheek outburst from Square as she’s already taken him back once star Tilly Keeper (Louise), who after he left her for Joanie Wright. took her screen love interest Can she find it in her fragile heart Charlie Winter (Hunter) to to forgive him again? “Well, that task on social media recently. remains to be seen…” warns Jane. It looks as if he mischievously Hmm. We think Zak has a lot of placed a framed photo of himself grovelling to do this time! in Tilly’s dressing room, the

PHOTO: INSTAGRAM/TILLYKEEPER PHOTO: cheeky beggar. Ha ha, legend! INSIDE SCOOP EMMERDALE | ITV THURSDAY roubled Belle sinks back into the depths of despair this week, T having started to hear voices in her head again. The poor girl has previously Belle suffered with psychiatric issues, after being responsible for the death of her friend Gemma Andrews. And although she’s been in recovery for a while smashes now, it soon becomes clear she’s suffering once more… “Belle is terrified – the voices in her head are back,” sighs our Emmerdale source. “At up the first she tried to shut them out, as she doesn’t want anyone to realise anything’s wrong – but her torment becomes totally unbearable. The more she barn! tries to resist, the stronger the voices seem to get, and she’s OVERWHELMED in danger of being completely overwhelmed unless she can BY THE VOICES IN get the help she needs.” The perilous situation gets HER HEAD, SHE more hazardous when Belle believes that the voices are RUNS RIOT… instructing her to destroy all the alcohol in her brewery barn. As the voices get louder and more insistent, she is eventually tipped over the

edge, and begins a frenzied Of course, Belle’s actions attack – smashing up bottles don’t go unnoticed for long. and knocking over all the When Priya finds the carnagee barn’s equipment. Belle has caused in the barn, Belle listens to the voices in her head and “Belle just can’t think for she stresses to Lachlan that destroys the barn herself any more,” explains they need to do something our spy. “Unable to bear the before Belle endangers otherss. mental agony, she submits to Lachlan panics when he hearss Belle is terriied – she doesn’t what the voices seem to want that Belle’s problems have her to do – but this could just returned – but can he track heer want anyone to realise that be the start. Who knows what down before it’s too late? there’s anything wrong…” they will ask her to do next?” Tom Spilsburry

16 lnsideSoap EMMERDALE |ITVWEDNESDAY Liv’s prison nightmare! AARON WORRIES THAT SHE’S HITTING THE BOTTLE… aron is concerned about how Liv is coping behind bars this week, after he’s alertedA to the fact that she Steve shares his concerns may be drinking again! with Aaron and Robert Life in the youth detention centre hasn’t been easy for are convincing, Steve’s been poor Liv, who’s serving a four- around youngsters long enough month sentence for spiking to know when he’s being lied to! Lisa’s drink with ketamine. When Aaron and Robert visit, She’s having issues with the Liv plasters on a smile, keen to other girls, in particular bully make them believe all is going Tasha – who’s been trying her well. The pair are pleasantly best to make Liv’s life hell! surprised with the way Liv is But when prison worker Steve handling life on the inside, and catches Tasha mocking Liv proud to see her growing up. and calling her an alcoholic, he Just as they’re set to leave, clocks that all is not well with however, Steve goes to the the teenager. Liv shrugs it off couple with his concerns about in her typical tough-girl fashion Liv’s drinking. Aaron’s worried – though it’s clear Tasha and to think that his sister is hitting her cronies are getting to her. the bottle again, especially Later, Steve approaches Liv given her history with booze. and questions her about her But with Liv isolated, is there drinking, but the lass denies anything he can do to stop her she has any kind of problem. making another huge mistake? While she may think her fibs Sarah Ellis

l EASTENDERS | BBC1 TUESDAY Sharon tries to shaft Max! PHIL’S MISSUS PLOTS TO GET Phil is ready to hit the roof, and his family ONE OVER ON HIS bear the brunt… BUSINESS RIVAL…

…while Keanu could lose his livelihood

he stole Aidan’s heist a kid,” reveals our Albert business. The peace and calm fuming because he’d hoped from right under his Square mole. “But he doesn’t doesn’t last long, though, once he’d seen the last of Max, but Snose, and this week like Sharon either! He rudely he realises that the car lot has he reluctantly concedes that Sharon seems to be patronises her after she offers reopened, and Max Branning there’s not much he can do carving out a new role as her assistance – and you can is the one running it. Without about him – at least for the Walford’s queen of cunning – just imagine how well that goes even pausing moment. Then as she devises a host of crafty down with her! She’s not one for breath, Phil “Phil tries to again, when plots! But who’s managed to to take casual sexism from heads over has that ever get on her wrong side? anyone, and decides that she’s to face down bribe Max to stopped him?” The troubles begin when going to teach Henry a lesson. his old rival. Phil’s day Keanu has to deal with a bad- “With Keanu’s help, she “Phil tries to leave, but he gets even mannered Arches customer hatches a revenge plan – bribe Max to worse after called Henry. Feeling out of his but Phil won’t be at all happy leave Walford, isn’t having it” he receives depth and needing some back- when he hears about it!” but Max isn’t having any of it,” a complaint from Henry about up, the lad asks Sharon for Meanwhile, Phil is in a pretty our spy tells us. “He feels he the way he’s been treated help – but it doesn’t go well… good mood for once, and is has a perfect right to be there, by Sharon and Keanu at the “Henry dislikes dealing with looking forward to putting all and he’s just trying to get his Arches. So Phil asks Sharon to Keanu, who he sees as just his energies back into his own life back on track. Phil is give him her side of the story

18 lnsideSoap Your soap story Wish list!

“Imagine if Lisa returned to Emmerdale with a fabulous new man on her arm – played by the gorgeous Martin Kemp! It would serve Zak right after the way he’s treated her over the past couple of years!” …reckons reader Joyce from Liverpool

“With Dee Dee in Hollyoaks so poorly, it’s about time Grace Black stepped in and took charge of the situation. After all, she is her biological half- sister – which explains why young Dee Dee is such a diva!” …chuckles reader Jenny from Hull

“I’d love it if Alan Frost – aka Phelan – turned up in the Dales as one of Joe’s new builders. I think Joe would ind Alan’s services very handy right now!” …says reader Ross fromLlandudno

“Now that we know – and isn’t best pleased Keanu is distraught at Donna is leaving by what he discovers. the prospect of losing his EastEnders, this would “Sharon is forced to job, but Sharon hatches be a perfect opportunity fess up,” shares our snitch. yet another plan that she to bring her mum “And when she goes on thinks will put everything Claudette back to the to tell her hubby what she right again – and it involves Square. She could swap and Keanu have done to using Max Branning as a notes on fostering with get their revenge on Henry, scapegoat! The question Mariam and Arshad!” Phil is even more horrified! is: can Sharon manage to …suggests reader “To rub salt in the get back into Phil’s good Heather wound, he then discovers books, save Keanu’s job, that Keanu messed up and get one over on Max Each week, we invite readers to share their dream the garage books while he all at the same time? soap storylines on our lnsideSoap Facebook page. was away. With everything She’s certain she can Check it out and join in the fun at www.facebook.com/ in such a shambles, he do it with her barnstormer insidesoap. Or you can email your idea to us at gives Keanu one day to of a scheme. But surely it [email protected]. There’s a £10 prize prove his worth – otherwise can’t be that easy… for every suggestion we publish in the magazine! he’s out on his ear!” Tom Spilsbury

lnsideSoap 19 INSIDE SCOOP Jane’s joy... and agony! SHE RECEIVES NEWS THAT HER NAN HAS PASSED AWAY… NEIGHBOURS | Channel 5 TUESDAY

Paul and Jane enjoy reflecting on old times in Erinsborough…

t’s the end of an era this week, after news reaches Ramsay Street that local legend Mrs IMangel has sadly died. Her death is made even “There’s perhaps a slight more tragic by the fact that her twinkle – they’ve known each granddaughter, Jane, is back other for a lifetime, so they see in Erinsborough trying to retrieve the best in each other,” grins some valuable stamps from Annie. “I’m not sure Jane has her nan’s old house. So when any ambitions to become the Jane finds out that her beloved next Mrs Robinson, though. …but is there relative has passed away while something more That would be wife number six she wasn’t by her side, the between Jane and for Paul – it sounds a bit risky!” poor woman is distraught… her old boss? The jovial atmosphere is “Jane is totally devastated, shattered once Jane gets a call and wracked with guilt that out when I first read the enjoying a good catch-up to say that Mrs Mangel has she wasn’t there with her nan scripts! It’s very relatable, as with her former boss, Paul died, forcing her to cut short at the end,” sighs Annie Jones, it’s something all grandchildren Robinson – and as sparks fly her trip to Erinsborough. But who recently reprised the role have to go through.” between the pair, could there before she heads back to the of Jane. “It’s so heartbreaking Prior to receiving the shock be more than just a stroll down UK to plan her grandmother’s for Jane – I bawled my eyes news, Jane is thoroughly memory lane on the cards? funeral, Paul has one final,

20 lnsideSoap touching gesture for Jane – as he presents her with the portrait of Mrs Mangel that his own grandmother, Helen Daniels, painted three decades ago. While it will no doubt be an upsetting moment for long- time Neighbours fans as they say goodbye to one of the show’s most iconic characters, Vivean Gray – who played her – sadly passed away in July 2016, aged 92. And Annie has some very fond memories of working with the late star. “Vivean was such a wonderful actress, and she was hysterically funny,” she remembers. “She loved cricket and animals, and was quite the archaeologist – going on digs in Egypt. She was a fascinating woman who, just when you thought that you had her worked out, would surprise you time and time again!” Sarah Ellis REMEMBERING MRS MANGEL Jane was taken in by her nan Nell Mangel… …who wasn’t The legend still lives on three decades later… always such a t’s been almost 30 years since kind person I Nell Mangel last appppeared on our screens – so wwhhy is she still Jane when the girl smother – Nell’s remembered so fondlyybby Neighbours daughter Amanda – mmooved to Hong fans all around the globee? Kong. She also had a reeal fondness Funnily enough, it wass a different for Bouncer the dog, which revealed story back in 1988. Mrs Mangel a softer side buried deeeep down. And was one of the first villaiins tostalk who could forget that wwistful way she Erinsborough, and her mean- looked at Harold Bishop during Scott spirited judgement ofhe her fellow and Charlene’s wedding ceremony? residents left viewers uuppin arms She may have been goneg for nearly – so much so that actresss Vivean 30 years, but theold bbuusybody has Gray decided to quit herr role on still been casting her eyeye over the the soap after just two years! locals by way of the infn amous portrait “I could barely set foooot outside my of her which hangs in thhe Lassiters own door without sommeone screaming lobby. In fact, Mrs Mangel is so revered abuse at horrid old Mrs Mangel,” the among the residents ofof Ramsay Street star said at the time. “PPeeople didn’t that Toadie and Sonya even named seem to appreciate it wwaas acting.” their daughter Nell after her! Despite her frosty exxterior, Mrs For someone who wwaas only on our Mangel did have someerredeeming screens for two yeara s, Mrs Mangel features. She stepped inn to take leftalegacy to laast a lifetime. RIP care of her granddaughter Mrs M – you will be missed!

lnsideSoap 21 Angie can’t believe that Jude would lie to her so brazenly for so long Don’t do it, Angie! AS DISASTER STRIKES JUDE, HIS WIFE TURNS TO ADAM… CORONATION STREET | ITV WEDNESDAY

ngie’s world is rocked lying to her over their entire outside – but when he learns the marine centre’s CCTV – by her hapless hubby relationship. How he and Mary that she’s there to confront and summarily sack him! Jude this week – think they’ll get away with this his bullying work colleagues But there’s even worse to pushing her into the mad plan is anyone’s guess – Philippa and Seth, Jude come back on the cobbles. armsA of sexy solicitor Adam! and it could mean curtains for claims that they’re coming Once Mary’s scheme dissolves Desperate to maintain his big Jude and Angie’s marriage.” to dinner to sort things! into disarray, Jude is left more fib that he’s a qualified marine The chaos kicks off after After Jude tells his mum desperate than ever – and, biologist – whereas actually Angie shows up at the Marine what he’s done, she devises infuriated by the disastrous he works in the aquarium’s Life Centre unexpectedly, a typically hare-brained plan turn of events, Angie pours gift shop – Jude and his mum prompting panicked Jude to fix the predicament – yet her heart out to Adam. Mary concoct a bonkers plot to set off the fire alarm. As only succeeds in achieving “Angie really has a lot to throw Angie off the scent. the place is evacuated, he the opposite. Meanwhile, Seth to learn about the man she But when it all goes wrong, changes out of his gift shop and Philippa witnessed Jude married,” shares our snoop. appalled Angie throws herself uniform and finds Angie setting off the fire alarm via “She bonded with Adam at Adam, and her marriage while freelancing for his legal looks set to crumble… practice, and the charming, “This is Jude’s worst Angie really has a handsome solicitor is happy nightmare come true,” sighs lot to learn about the to listen as she cries on his our Weatherfield snitch. “Angie shoulder. With the madness has no idea that he’s been man she married” of what’s happened, Angie

22 lnsideSoap needs to talk – and it doesn’t hurt that her flirty confidant is so easy on the eye! There’s a definite spark between them…” Following an evening of warm chat with Adam, Angie is forced to return home and face Jude, and the strained atmosphere is unbearable. So when Adam offers her more freelance accountancy work, Angie is quick to accept – but will the pair be tempted to mix business with pleasure? Kate White

Jude’s mean co- workers are more shark than dolphin

Would Angiee bewise to swap lying Judee for seductive solicitor Adam? ATTRACTION ATTRACTION Handsome Jude isanice blokewhomadea Adam isall kindsof gorgeous. There is, silly mistake. It has to be said that his epic lie of course, his habitual lyying and cheating has made him more interesting (which, granted, to take into account. ButB that’s a small ihis the most bkhddbackhanded compliment li going). i) priceik to pay to wake up to that face…

ELIGIBILITY Jude is a hard worker and must have put in He’s a total chancer, but Adam has a few the hours to make enough money to fake a quid, and he’ll happily do dodgy deals to marine biologist’s wage. He’s also totally rake in even more. He’s a proven survivor, committed to Angie and baby George. so life with him would be far from dull.

FAMILY TIES Sticking with Jude means a lifetime of Mary, Angie would be sharing Sunday roasts with which used to be a good reason for Angie murderer Tracy, attempted murderers Peter to leave the country. Still, she has to be and Daniel, and waffling intellectual Ken. saving them a fortune in childcare. Hardly a dream dinner party line-up.

InsideSoap says… InsideSoap says… If Angie can get past Jude’s whopping lie, We’d love for Angie to ditch Jude for Adam! things could return to normal. But given that He’d break her heart – but not before Mary he’s a bit dull, and Mary’s quite mad, perhaps launched a crackers revenge campaign Angie should escape while she can! against both of them…

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Adam can’t resist Roxy – but he’s soon regretting his illicit actions Adam turns to the dark side! HE CHEATS ON MAXINE WITH ROXY… HOLLYOAKS | Channel 4 MONDAY

dam proves that “Things have started to get he’s every bit as incredibly tense between A ruthless as his dad Adam and Roxy, so Adam Glenn this week immediately regrets his – when he ends up sleeping actions. He loves Maxine, with DS Roxy Cassidy! and he knows that this could The Donovan lad has been destroy their relationship.” working with the detective to Adam’s missus is already robbery he was involved in Jimmy. “He is an honest bring down his gangster father beginning to get suspicious with Glenn. That’s when the guy, so all this lying is really – but after he loses his temper about her other half’s shady pressure gets too much, and catching up with him. That in the pub and punches Darren, behaviour – his moods are all he takes his anger out on said, I was very surprised at Roxy is forced to arrest him! over the place and he keeps Darren – so how much longer how much Adam enjoyed the However, rather than taking disappearing. Things get can Adam keep this up? buzz of the robbery – he even him to the station, she leads worse this week, after Adam “Adam is really feeling the calls it his best day at work him to a secluded spot where experiences flashbacks to a stress at the moment,” admits ever! Adam is slipping more the pair soon find themselves and more into the role of getting hot and heavy… Glenn’s right-hand man, and “They sleep with each other Adam is getting better he’s actually enjoying it.” in the back of her car – it’s at lying – he’s enjoying So could Adam finally be shocking!” exclaims Jimmy turning to the dark side? It Essex, who plays Adam. the thrill of it all… ” would certainly seem so, as

24 lnsideSoap LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON! Is Adam really a chip o the old block? Adam’s behaviour this week is pretty shocking – but is he really morphing into his dad? Jimmy reckons that his character is far too nice to ever fully follow in Glenn’s fiendish footsteps… “Adam has always been a good guy, and I do think he is still that,” ponders the actor. “It’s always fun playing the bad guy, although Adam is more complicated than that – yes he is doing bad things, but he’s doing them for the right reasons in his mind. I don’t think he’s got it in him to be as bad as his dad because he cares too much about other people and the consequences of his actions. That said, I’m excited to see how far we can push him – Adam is so far down the rabbit hole now that I think he will stop at nothing to put Glenn away!”

he arrives home from his way of life and the thrill of it all. bunk-up with Roxy cool as a And most importantly, he is cucumber, and asks Maxine to enjoying finally having a proper make their relationship official relationship with his dad.” by putting her wedding ring Adam only got into his back on! Lying and cheating father’s business in the first may be out of character for place to gather evidence to the mild-mannered hairdresser, help put Glenn away – so is but Jimmy reminds us that the bloke starting to lose sight Adam is Glenn’s son… of what’s important? And “Adam is getting better at could he end up joining his old lying to everyone around him,” man behind bars if he carries Roxy and Adam enjoy a points out the star. “There is on down this dark path? passionate embrace part of him that is enjoying this Sarah Ellis away from prying eyes INSIDE SCOOP Love and war! CORONATION STREET |ITVMONDAY YASMEEN IS ROMANCING GEOFF AND SENDING SALLY DOOLALLY…

udrey is set to come down to earth with A a thud this week, as it transpires that charming hospital DJ Geoff only has eyes for Yasmeen. perched on his arm and clearly And if you think that’s bad, revelling in her new fella! just wait until Sally realises Audrey has no “Sally is utterly outraged her neighbour could end up idea that Yasmeen – Yasmeen’s presence is a being her mother-in-law! is Geof’s date… proper slap in the face when “Talk about awkward in she’s gone to all this trouble,” every way,” sighs our cobbles scene once Yasmeen turns up. “As if Yasmeen doesn’t cackles our informant. “While sneak. “Audrey thought her Her mortification prompts her already get a hard enough we’re yet to know whether luck was in when she crossed to make a swift exit, and when time from Sally,” sighs our Yasmeen has told her date that paths with charming Geoff at Audrey notices Geoff looking sneak. “The discovery that she’s his daughter-in-law’s the hospital – but once he met longingly at his disappearing she and Geoff are an item number one enemy, it probably Yasmeen, he wasted no time date, the penny finally drops. is a red rag to a bull where moving in on Rather than Sally is concerned. And her. While kicking off there’s no way she’ll be Audrey is “Yasmeen and publicly, the prepared to tolerate the telling Rita dignified possibility that her arch-rival all about her Geo are like salon owner could one day be calling the feelings for diplomatically shots as matriarch of the him at the a red rag to suggests extended Metcalfe family!” Bistro, she has that Geoff Taking immediate action, no idea that Sally’s bull!” catch up with furious Sally orders her hubby he’s about to meet Yasmeen Yasmeen, who’s thrilled by the Tim to invite his father over for a date at the same venue!” gesture. But the pair’s delight for dinner so that she can get Oblivious to Geoff’s duplicity, looks set to be short-lived to work on putting Geoff off Audrey insists he join her after once feisty Sally realises that his new lady friend. But Sal …and she’s forced to she spots him at the eatery – her father-in-law is dating her is left spitting feathers after maintain a stoic front when making for an embarrassing neighbour from hell… Geoff rocks up with Yasmeen she realises the truth

26 lnsideSoap You can say thatagain! OUR FAVOURITE “What’s RECENT going on with Mum? SOAP You remember QUOTES… her – big hair, big gob, big everything!” How could Vincent fail to recall Claudette from Donna’s spot-on “Anyoone description? allergic to anything?” “Does Jenny count?” Well, Jenny is an acquired taste, we suppose…

“Well, I hope Hayley and I were suiciently intimate that, had she gone on a serial killing spree, I would have had some inkling…” Hayley’s tragic death didn’t just rob Roy of the love of his life, it robbed us of a cracking plot! won’t be long before the battle lines are drawn across the Metcalfe dinner table. Neither of these two will back down from a fight!” Will Geoff be forced to think twice about a potential future “Don’t blame with Yasmeen – or will Sally’s me! Blame that sonn fury fizzle out in the face of his of yours who can’tt feelings for his new girlfriend? Allison Jones keep it in his “He’s 15!” pants!”

“Maybe, but he knows what he’s doing all right!” “Until you get bored Oh, Michelle, you do of me. Like Brenda and Viv, and really need to think heaven knows how many women before you speak. before me. I’m just another one of your pipe dreams. You’re meant to be getting married to Brenda! Doesn’t that mean anything, Bob?” Finally, Laurel kicks Bob right where it hurts. And we hope the truth hurts him. A lot. Kim is distraught as she worries about her absent husband

EASTENDERS | BBC1 TUESDAY Kim: heartbroken and alone! BUT WILL SHE DISCOVER PHIL’S PART IN VINCENT’S DISAPPEARANCE?

im remains frantic Vincent is, will she end up that whatever trouble he was from him suggesting that he this week, desperate discovering the awful truth? in, they’d stick together and was going to leave her, she K for news about her “The night Vincent was get through it. Based on this believed herself abandoned… husband Vincent. kidnapped we witnessed Phil emotional pledge, Vincent no “What Kim doesn’t realise She’s not laid eyes on her make a call, leaving orders to longer intended to grass up is that Vincent wrote that note other half since the fateful scare him – but no worse,” Phil and gangster Aidan, and ages ago – not long after he night he was driven off at high our Walford spy reminds us. wanted to rebuild his shattered lost The Albert – and thought speed by a double-crossing “However, while shocked life. But he never returned from he’d discarded it,” explains detective – seemingly on viewers have been left to delivering that message, so our sneak. “But ironically, it Phil’s orders – and left staring assume the worst was done when Kim discovered a note almost makes sense to Kim down the barrel of a gun. and Vincent met a grisly end, So when Phil hands Kim a Kim is convinced he’s walked pile of cash this week, she’s out on her – and the poor Phil wasn’t close to understandably suspicious. woman is at her wits’ end!” Vincent – so why is he so But as she wonders whether The last time that Kim saw Phil might know where Vincent, she assured him keen to help her out?”

28 lnsideSoap Vincent departed Walford – but his fate remains unclear

by Kim’s plight. But will his Vincent’s no stranger to the uncharacteristic generosity dark side, and that Phil’s rarely prompt her to point the finger? far from trouble. She starts to “Kim might be desperate, wonder what’s going on…” yet she’s still no fool,” says our Can hard man Phil bat off insider. “She knows Phil and suspicious Kim’s questions – Vincent were far from close or will his guilty conscience – so why’s Phil so keen to help force him to tell the truth? her out? She’s also aware Allison Jones

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at this point. Prior to vanishing, Vincent had admitted just how dire his predicament was – so it seems credible that he was planning to leave his wife.” Vincent’s not the first driven to a terrible faate… While Kim and her daughter After he was arrested for drug A mix-up prompted a ssimilar Pearl are left to face a grim dealing in 2004, Paul Trueman end for Jake Moon in 20006, after future without Vincent, the mum grassed up his gangster boss he’d made a fateful alliance is determined to not let down Andy Hunter to the police – and with mobster Johny Allenn. her little girl. And when Phil subsequently signed his own When Jake dobbed in Seean insists on Kim taking his money, death warrant. Andy ordered Slater, Johnny tried to sett his claiming that it’s payment for Paul’s execution, and Paul bid henchman on Sean, but died Vincent’s car – which he his dad Patrick a tearful farewell. mid-sentence – leaving his D actually stole as recompense When a cab arrived, Paul asked hired killer to lure obliviouus RID after Keanu secretly repaired it his driver to make it quick… Jake into a death trap… – it seems he’s been touched INSIDE SCOOP Billy’s birthday kiss! Will Honey give him the gift of getting back together? EASTENDERS BBC1 THURSDAY Honey, who agrees to let him ever get back together, the spend some time with their optimistic chap is focusing on illy Mitchell celebrates kids. Billy is still hopeful about the positive side of things! his 59th birthday this making another go of things As his birthday celebrations B week – but while it with his ex – particularly given go well, Billy pushes his luck starts off badly, might his big that she recently admitted she and leans in to kiss Honey. day have a happy ending? would always love him. And Billy is in a bad But will she reciprocate – or After falling out with his new place after he although she also insisted that clashes with Mel will Billy be forced to blow boss Mel (see p10), Billy visits there was no chance they’d out his candles on his own? The truth hurts! EMMERDALE she learns that Daz intends ITV to leave the village – while his MONDAY girlfriend Bernice is mortified! oor Kerry is weighed Catching up with Daz in the down by Daz’s shocking nick of time, Kerry manages to Psecret this week, as she convince him to stay. But now struggles to cope with what that she knows what he’s been she now knows. hiding, just how qualified is Following the fella’s stunning Kerry to help him out of his revelation, Kerry panics when awkward predicament?

prompts Jenny to confess the truth, he’s taken aback. Jenny’s Appalled by her hubby’s mistrust, Jenny takes him to the playground where she anguish scattered the ashes of her CORONATION STREET son Tom after he drowned. ITV FRIDAY On the anniversary of Tom’s death, Jenny admits that ohnny reckons that she was hoping a new life Jenny is cheating on with Johnny in Spain would Jhim this week, as he be a way to escape painful grows concerned by his memories – but is she wife’s odd behaviour! But beginning to have second when his supposition thoughts about leaving?

30 lnsideSoap Amanda’s crash course DOCTORS The plot thickens after she’s BBC1 involved in a car accident, but MONDAY as Amanda suggests to the immi’s ex Amanda driver of the car that crashes into becomes Emma’s latest her that they settle the matter Jlodger this week, but with cash instead of involving an he still has no idea that she’s insurance firm, her intentions back in Letherbridge! So appear suspect. Can Amanda what exactly is she up to? still not be trusted?

Alfie rebels! HOLLYOAKS into Grace’s flat, Alfie does Channel 4 TUESDAY something completely out of character, and locks he voice in Alfie’s head the detective inside – setting continues to cause off a burglar alarm in the T problems for him this process! But will Yasmine week, as the troubled teen be impressed by her new is encouraged to show off friend’s actions, or will it to Yasmine! When the pair only go to show that Alfie spot DS Cassidy heading needs serious help? Chloe&Leo get it on! whole new meaning to hot-desking… NEIGHBOURS Channel 5 FRIDAY hloe and Leo well and truly cross the line C between business and pleasure this week, as the pair end up getting hot and heavy in the workplace! Chloe has been trying to impress in her new position at Lassiters, but messes up after When Chloe comes up with receives a mysterious email that she evicts long-term client a creative way to turn around spooks her – and she marches Toadie from his office! While the Toadie situation, Leo makes back into Leo’s office to plant Terese insists that Leo must a move on her! She initially turns a passionate smooch on him! fire his incompetent assistant, him down, to avoid jeopardising Is mixing business with he can’t bring himself to do it her job by jumping into bed pleasure set to be a recipe Chloe gets up close – and we soon find out why… with her boss. But she later for disaster for the pair? and personal with her boss! INSIDE SCOOP A McQueen baby? HOLLYOAKS already expecting a little’un Channel 4 sends poor Goldie and Myra MONDAY into a tailspin! Prince begs here’s a big shock for them to keep shtum for now, Goldie and Myra this but given that their family Tweek, when they catch isn’t exactly known for being Prince buying a pregnancy quiet, that might be easier test in Price Slice! said than done… He and new wife Lily haven’t How will young Prince been married long, soo the and Lily cope if they really thought of the teenaggers are set to be parents?

Ward wars! HOLBY CITY the role, as she’s more than BBC1 capable – but Abigail is TUESDAY adamant that the hospital here’s more conflict go through the motions of between Fletch and interviewing other candidates. T new CEO Abigail this Donna’s case isn’t helped week, after Fletch is tasked when she and Abigail clash with recruiting a senior staff on the ward, with Fletch nurse for AAU. Fletch is caught in the middle – but keen for Donna to take on can he defuse the situation? Ash crushed! His life hangs in the balance after a car falls on him – can Tori keep him alive? HOME AND AWAY set about freeing Ash as Channel 5 carefully as possible – though MONDAY it becomes clear that he’s in here’s more life-and- grave danger of losing a leg… death drama in Summer However, while they’re Bay this week,when still trying to lift the Assh is crushedby a car! car, the situation JustinandTori arrive at worsens – and Ash thhe garage to find him in a crc ashes, leeaving it peerilous position, and Tori to Tori to saves his instructs her brother life! While they nootto move the car manage to make immmediately as ittothe hosppital, is it could put Ash setto suffer Assh in even the samme fate more danger. as hiss ex- Once the girlfrieend Kat, paaramedics anddie on arrrive, they Tori’swwatch?

32 lnsideSoap REGIONS Playing with fire & RADIO... Tormented Charity begins to stalk DI Bails… EMMERDALE should Tracy end up at the ITV mercy of the man who raped TUESDAY her, so she tries to put off harity’s past as a Tracy – and is pleased when victim of sexual assault her approach seems to work. C threatens to overwhelm However, after Charity FAIR CITY her this week, as she begins later comes into contact with following her vile rapist DI Bails again, their conversation ● Kerri-Ann is all set Bails to keep tabs on him. sparks in her a determination to leave Carrigstown After blissfully ignorant Tracy to uncover as much damaging this week – and she joins forces with the police information on him as she can wants Decco to come officer, Vanessa is horrified as – so she tails the detective with her! Will he agree? her sister admits that she finds back to his family home. Elsewhere, it’s all go him attractive. Charity knows What will Charity find, and at the Pod when Jake, she could never forgive herself will Bails catch her in the act? Jackie and Farrah pitch in to help Hughie. How will they fare? Also, Bob and Miriam fret as Jim struggles Robyn’s to let go of his guilt. grief CASUALTY BBC1 SATURDAY t’s Robyn’s first day back at work after her hubby RIVER CITY IGlen’s death this week ● Stevie is forced to – but her colleagues are hatch a dangerous deeply concerned that she plan to get Scarlett has returned too soon. out of jail this week, Robyn insists she wants after Lenny learns the to keep busy, but is thrown truth and sees red. as Dylan presents her with Can Stevie right his a wedding gift that Glen wrongs? Meanwhile, instructed him to pass on Puppy power Lydia contemplates after he’d gone. However, selling her half of the before Robyn gets the CORONATION STREET pub. Plus, Theresa chance to open it, Ethan ITV MONDAY locks Liz in the charity loses his rag with her – shop cupboard… tipping Robyn over the edge eth hits upon a lucrative new line of and prompting her to throw THE ARCHERS the present in the bin! B work for Kirk this ● Can Ethan make things week – after discovering Freddie’s recent right and retrieve the gift the amount of cash that lies catch up with him before it’s too late? young Amy earns from this week, when Lily grandad Ken for walking discovers the truth. his beloved dog Eccles. Will she be able to Leaping on the idea of talk some sense into potentially easy money, her brother? Across Beth hatches a scheme – the village, Alice is and stoops so low as to concerned about steal Eccles from outside things taking their toll Speed Daal while Amy’s on Brian, and she mum Tracy is distracted! has it out with Adam. Returning the pooch to Finally, Shula decides Ken, Beth insists that his to let her hair down. daughter is unfit for doggy day care – but can hapless See p93 for times Kirk do the job any better? & channel details

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Halfway is back in Albert Kirk and Beth decide to ● Frank guides Rishi through his MON Square – but he’s injured… do a bit of dognapping. 2 date via a Bluetooth headset. ● Phil is feeling ambitious – ● Sally realises that Tim’s EPISODES Bernice catches Daz with a 30 and has his eye on the car lot! dad is dating Yasmeen… TONIGHT! holdall – why is he leaving? APR ● Sharon snaps and takes revenge Eva goes into labour – and ● Tracy admits to Vanessa that on a rude customer at the Arches. Toyah has to deliver the baby! she finds Bails attractive…

● Kim suspects foul play after Frank gets down on one knee TUE Phil gives her a wad of cash… and proposes to Megan… Whitney encourages Halfway to ● …just after she finishes playing 1 tell her what’s bothering him! secret tonsil tennis with Graham! ● Phil is furious as he discovers what ● Charity follows Bails and watches MAY Sharon and Keanu have done. his perfect life unfold at home.

● Toyah begins to spread the news ● Misty ofers to plan Brenda’s WED that she and Peter are parents. hen party, much to her chagrin! Geof urges Yasmeen and ● An unsuspecting villager finds 2 Sally to bury the hatchet! 2 out about Megan and Graham… ● EPISODES Ashamed Liv frets that her Jude, Mary and Angie host TONIGHT! MAY the dinner party from hell… alcohol issues might go public.

● It is Billy’s birthday, and he’s ● Noah and Joe bond as brothers, THU hoping for a kiss from Honey… but things take a dark turn… ● Kush is keeping a big secret from …when Joe jumps of 3 fiancée Denise – what could it be? a clif! Will he survive? 2 EPISODES Mel and Jack thrash it out ● Priya is unsure about the TONIGHT! MAY – in more ways than one! health and safety at work.

● Halfway feels uneasy as the Carters Aidan carries out some goodd ● Lachlan panics after Priya tells FRI shower him with compliments! deeds for his neighbours…… 2 him about Belle’s behaviour… Donna demands the truth ● Jenny opens up to Johnny EPISODES ● …as the Dingle lass breaks down TONIGHT! 4 about Vincent’s whereabouts. about her hidden trauma! and smashes up her brewery barn. MAY ● Hunter isn’t stupid – and soon ● Simon has news for Leanne that Belle can hear voices again works out Mel slept with Jack. will stitch Toyah right up… – can anybody save her? SNEAK ● Ian feels like the worst son ever ● How will David fare when he ● Gerry is getting dangerously close PEEK after he forgets Kathy’s birthday! faces judgement in court? to learning Lachlan’s killer secret… AT ● Who prepares to leave Albert ● Life will never be the same again ● Charity refuses to back down in NEXT Square to go travelling? as tragedy strikes the cobbles… her campaign against evil Bails! ● One local is scared when they’re ● Adam is ready to explode after ● Which villager wants help WEEK ambushed by a masked man… his romantic plans are scuppered! building a model aeroplane? YOUR ENTIRE SOAP WEEK AT A GLANCE!

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The McQueens stumble Amy and Liam are petrified when ● Hunter worries about Jennifer upon Lily’s pregnancy test… Jimmy is rushed to hospital! following their break-up… MON …while Tom is worried about ● Mishti reels after recent events …and she secretly spends Alfie’s meteorite theory. – and she breaks up with Leo. the night sleeping rough! 30 Plus, furious Adam punches ● The judges can’t decide who ● There’s terror at the garage APR Darren for no good reason! they want as Face of Lassiters… as Ash edges towards death.

● Alfie continues to be tormented Jane’s world crumbles as she ● Olivia, Hunter and Leah work by the voice in his head… learns Mrs Mangel has died… to reunite Jennifer and her dad. TUE ● Newly-weds Lily and Prince ● Stubborn Dipi refuses to apologise Ash’s life hangs in the balance have a blazing argument. to the man she recently punched. as he’s rushed to hospital… 1 Alfie sets of the alarm when he ● Amy discovers that Liam was ● Robbo fires his lawyer when locks DS Cassidy in Glenn’s flat! Elly’s hot date from last week! she comes up with a bad idea. MAY

● Ryan agrees to tell Farrah where ● Toadie is flabbergasted after he’s The Astonis reckon that Maggie Kim is – if she helps him escape! kicked out of his oce premises. is returning to school too soon. WED Hunter steels himself to ● Mark is left rattled at the thought ● Willow rails at Colby, while Dean tries share his anxiety problem… of Elly and Liam hooking up… to make sense of his pal’s betrayal. 2 ● Alfie and Yasmine go on a date Jane gets a big surprise ● Disheartened Roo returns from – but Alfie is struggling to cope. as she prepares to leave! her quest empty-handed… MAY

Harry suggests that he, Ste ● Struggling Piper feels the ● There’s disaster at the Diner and the kids go camping… strength to resume her blogging… when there’s a power outage. THU ● Farrah confides in Grace that she Chloe receives a dressing- ● Despite everything, Dean insists is planning to help Ryan escape. down from Terese! on staying loyal to Colby… 3 ● Damon decides that he wants ● Karl is promoted – but the Ziggy is stunned after Brody to get back together with Holly! opportunity comes at a price. implies that he wants kids! MAY

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There is the small matter of DAVIS ROB ILLUSTRATION: him being a hit man – but don’t let that trouble you, Jess! KATE SAVES RANA! tried to bundle her into that taxi and take her away. It’s DOC PARTY We knew that Rana’s parents didn’t awful to think a mother could What on earth is Ethan playing treat their child like that, at in Casualty, befriending Scott approve of her romance with Kate, but and the look of pure panic on Ellison’s former girlfriend? That’s we never dreamed they would try to Rana’s face when she realised jujust t asking ki ffor ttrouble ubl ! I know what was happening broke he feels guilty oover Scott’s kidnap her and take her to Pakistan! my heart. Bhavna Limbachia death, but Leeigh-Ann is Luckily, Kate was on the case… was brilliant throughout. bound to finnd out that | Rach he left her ffella to die. And I imagine there But most of you are just will be hell to pay when While the way Rana’s been I seriously can’t believe the glad that Rana and Kate she learns thhe truth! treated by her parents is gall of Rana’s parents! How can be together now… | Lucas, Plymouth shocking, it’s sadly a reality anyone can behave like that Maybe Ethan and many people still face if they in this day and age is beyond Rana and Kate are so brilliant Leighh-Ann will choose to come out. Not me. If they really loved their together, so I’m really happy get together and everyone is as understanding daughter, they would want Kate managed to rescue Rana live happily as Kate’s family are, so well her to be happy – not try to from her parents. I hope this ever after? Or done to Corrie for showing send her on a one-way trip to means they can finally have mmaybe the such a realistic portrayal of the other side of the world! a romance free of dramas – hhospital will how it can be. Let’s hope it It’s disgusting behaviour. it’s so rare to see a same-sex eexplode and will help any viewers who | Debs, Sutton couple happy in soap. lleave them are in similar situations to | Scarlett, London in terrible realise that they’re not alone. I was in tears watching the It’s so rare to see any couple ddanger… | Ellie scenes where Rana’s mum happy in soapland! lnsideSoap 37 SOAPBOX MEET THE lnsideSoap TEAM This week’s question: Which soap character do you most relate to? Request SPOT YOUR TRICKIEST SOAP QUERIES ANSWERED… Editor STEVEN MURPHY Deputy Editor GARY GILLATT Features Editor ALLISON JONES Deputy Features Editor SARAH ELLIS “Elly from Neighbours, because just like her I spend most of my day lusting after hunky Mark Brennan!” TV Editor STEVEN PERKINS News Editor LAURA-JAYNE TYLER Writer KATE WHITE Production Editor/Chief Sub PETER GRIFFITHS “It would have to be erstwhile Summer Bay Lisa is home one surfer dude Romeo. I was mistaken for him on day, Home and Mandy saw red the Home and Away set once – from the back” Away the next when Scarlett Tim is a true Deputy Chief Sub Editor BEN WHISSON dissed her style Jack of all trades Sub Editor MARK JAMES LOWE TV Listings Sub Editor SAMANTHA ROBINSON BRIT PART Art Editor SIMON LAMBERT Is the English lady who GREEN EYED! DI WHO? Deputy Art Editor RICHARD HOPE plays Tori’s professor Designer ANGELA HART Where did Mandy from I recognised the DI who friend in Home and Away get her green was helping out Vincent in Designer (maternity) DAISY GREENAWAY Hollyoaks Picture Editor JAY DYNAN the same actress who playsuit that she wore to EastEnders – what’s “Mick Carter is my spirit geezer as we’re most plays Izzy’s step-daughter Luke’s birthday, please? he been in before? comfortable when in our natural habitat of the pub” Rita in Neighbours? | Em | George Picture Researcher/Style Writer RACHEL COPE

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ht to your favourite device every Tuesday!T d ! Great deals on iPhone and iPad from www.hearstmagazines.co.uk THE BIG interview MAIN PHOTO: GETTY MAIN PHOTO: EMMERDALE |ITVTUESDAY “Megan just isn’t the unfaithful type!” As her alter ego snogs Graham and receives a marriage proposal, Gaynor Faye admits that traumatisedmatised Megan has got herself in a right pickle…pickle

egan is in for an unhappy week in the Fostering romance: Megan makes a big mistake by Dales, as she comes leaning in for a kiss to believe that her fella Frank is being Munfaithful. She hasn’t forgotten for one moment that Frank humiliated her last year by sleeping with her nemesis Charity – so when he begins acting shiftily, she reckons it’s a case of: once a cheater, always a cheater! Furious Megan thus decides to get her own back by snogging her new business colleague, Graham – only for innocent, oblivious Frank to get down on one knee and propose to her! But can we blame the mortified woman for acting so recklessly? Not really, muses actress Gaynor Faye, who plays her…

Megan does kind of put two and two together and make ive, doesn’t she? of them is shy of pulling a fast one. Yes, she does. She reads too They’re both well-educated and much into a scenario after Marrily we roll along: used to the darker side of life. overhearing a conversation, Frank’s proposal is a bolt from the blue for Megan and jumps to the conclusion Convinced Frank is doing the dirty that Frank is cheating again. again, Megan takes to his fancy And then she goes for the jugular! Did Megan hope she and Frank threads with a pair of scissors – as were for keeps this time? oblivious Frank is merrily preparing And Frank has form, to be fair. She was really hurt by him and to propose! But Megan’s fury leads Of course. I think that’s why Megan Charity, but when Frank got arrested her to confide in new pal Graham, and reacts as strongly as she does. And [after Megan and Charity set him one thing soon leads to another… that’s the problem – once you’ve up for fraud], Megan was devastated. been cheated on, you’re never going Frank said he never wanted to see It must have been a lot of fun to fully trust that person again, her again, but then it became quite ilming the scenes where Megan because the foundations of your clear that they missed each other, destroys Frank’s clothes! relationship have been cracked. so they gave it another bash. And It was fun and quite cathartic! But the they’ve been in love since. Yorkshire lass in me kept hesitating. The trouble is, Frank’s not actually I was saying, “You’re sure these clothes up to anything dodgy, is he? What is it about Frank that came from a charity shop?”! It was a bit No. He’s communicating with Rishi, Megan can’t stay away from? tricky with continuity, too, as we shot who’s on a date, via Bluetooth. It’s In the words of Michael Jackson, he’s from different angles. I had to make sure quite a leap for Megan to assume he’s a bit of a smooth criminal! I think I was cutting the same place each time. cheating – but nevertheless she does. they make a great couple, as neither CONTINUED OVER ↘

lnsideSoap 41 FROM PREVIOUS PAGE↘ In her rage, Megan has no idea that Frank is about to ask her to marry him. How would she feel if she knew? Ah well, she certainly wouldn’t ruin his favourite shirt – he’d probably be planning to propose in it! I think she’d be mortified if she knew. She’s a woman acting in extreme circumstances – she wouldn’t be cutting up somebody’s clothes for no reason. So she’d be gutted.

Megan cuts Frank’s gear into ribbons, then goes o to meet Graham. She’s not thinking straight at this point… Charitable works: Frank’s You’ll really wish that Megan had just dalliance with Megan’s foe asked Frank what was going on! She’s almost finished them for good

Does Megan reckon she can keep “Graham is a mysterious man, but this little glitch under wraps? Of course she does! She feels secure in Megan believes he will keep quiet” the fact that Graham won’t say anything. He’s a mysterious man, but when he been working with Graham, as she’s Does Megan regret it immediately? says he’ll keep quiet, she believes him. accepted one of Joe’s clients at Take She instantly feels guilty. And although A Vow. Graham’s been flirting with she finds Graham very attractive, But does that mean she can ignore Megan, but in a subtle way, so initially Megan just isn’t the unfaithful type. the attraction between them? she doesn’t notice anything. She’s thinking, ‘What have I done? I think she’ll try hard, but there’s This is ridiculous!’, and rushes out. definitely something bubbling there. How does she end up kissing him? He’s a man with a lot to offer, and Megan confides in Graham about Frank’s Typically, it’s soon after this drama Megan finds his loyalty and pledge of ‘cheating’. He’s very kind and flatters that Frank inally explains himself silence very attractive, too. Andrew her, and things start fizzing between – and gets down on one knee! Scarborough [Graham] is such a great them. It’s all very spontaneous and takes I don’t think Megan can quite believe actor as well, a real pro. He’d been her by surprise. She’s caught off-guard, what’s going on by this point. She’s here for six months and I’d never even it’s a snap decision – but yes, she kisses thinking, ‘What have I done? Why met him – and then the minute our him. She immediately pulls back, but didn’t I just say something to him?’. paths crossed, we were snogging! Graham moves in to continue it! She’s devastated by what’s happened. Allison Jones Megan’s many men! She has achoice: go for it wit Graham, or fall back in w th Frank… “Oh my goodness…” protests He’s a well-manicured man and Gaynor, as we ask her which of Megan’s a manicured woman! Megan’s men is Mr Right. “Obviously They would probably have a really Michael Praed [Frank] would kill intense, passionate, possibly me if I said Graham – and Frank quite dangerous relationship…” and Graham are such different characters!” Sorry, Gaynor, but we’re Frank going to have to press you… “…But then on the other hand there’s Frank, who’s sparky Graham and has a twinkle in his eye. “Graham reminds Megan He comes with his ready-made of her brother Declan family – and even though she – they’re cut from the can be cold, Megan adores same cloth, so she her family, most of whom she’s understands him. She lost. Frank is great fun, too; likes the fact that he dresses they’re jokey with one another. well and looks after himself. So they’re a good match!”

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EASTENDERS | BBC1 TUESDAY “I’m a bit like Halfway – but not as dopey!” tolen loot was at the heart of the Walford heist earlier this year, but we can all WALFORD Sagree that the real treasure RETURNEE to emerge from the bonkers plot was the introduction of Callum TONY CLAY IS ‘Halfway’ Highway. Square chiefs had clearly found a diamond in the rough BUZZING TO with actor Tony Clay, who initially signed up to play the hapless fella for BE BACK ON eight weeks before bosses invited him back to be a regular character… THE SQUARE…

Congrats on your return to EastEnders, Tony! Is it a case of ‘back by popular demand’? I hope so! I did the first stint, which was mad – I shot Mick on New Year’s Day, so that was one way of announcing myself! On Twitter the response was, “You better not have killed Mick – how dare you!” – it was scary [laughs]! But Whit next?: Halfway’s now people seem to really like Halfway, return is bad news for and I was asked to come back. lovelorn Woody

When did you realise that Halfway was such a popular character? I think around Valentine’s Day, after the audience saw that he was a bit of a hapless romantic! There’s usually a bit of dopiness when you’re falling for someone, so I think his relationship with Whitney resonated with people.

Are you like Halfway in real life? I’m very cool, calm and collected… No, I’m only joking! I suppose I am a little bit like him. He just wants to do good things and feel included. I promise I’m not as dopey as he is, though!

Was it quite daunting joining EastEnders when you did? Yes and no. I was looking at people that I’d grown up watching, thinking, ‘That’s Phil Mitchell!’ – then I was Halfway house: The fella feels at home with jumping out the back of a van at Steve the Carters in the Vic [McFadden, who plays him] and all

44 lnsideSoap those other incredible actors. character. Now he’s with Whitney, It was mad, but everyone was she might be the type of girl to say, so lovely to me that the nerves “Okay, let’s take you to the barbers”! went away quite quickly. What is the best reaction you’ve After helping to bail had since joining the show? the Carters out of their I was on the train with my girlfriend predicament with Aidan when this other girl just looked at me Maguire, Halfway put his and said, “Oh my God – Halfway!” and budding romance with Whitney stared at me for a bit until I said, “Hello on hold to go back to the Army. – you all right?”. I didn’t know what Whits and kisses: This week he makes his long- else to do! Eventually she said, “Can Halfway gets an awaited return – and she’s hoping I get a selfie” and I said, “Of course!”. amorous reception they can pick up where they left off… on his return Is it odd for your girlfriend when What is it that brings Halfway that sort of thing happens? back to Walford? She’s not part of the I don’t think he’s ever industry, but she gets really had a place to call The Carters it. It doesn’t seem to home before, but that are like my faze her – though I’m is what the Square is to sure when we’re out she him now. He wants to surrogate must be thinking, ‘Why pursue his relationship are people looking at with Whitney, plus the EastEnders us?’. She’s a beautiful Carters make him feel girl, so people are more like a part of the family. family! likely looking at her!

What is it like working with the Halfway’s brother Stuart is joining actors who make up the Carters? him in Walford. What can you tell They’re like my surrogate EastEnders us about their relationship? family! Kellie [Bright, who plays Linda] I think there is a need from Halfway’s is such a warm and lovely person, and side to feel included by his brother. has really looked out for me. To be fair, Stuart isn’t as dopey, he’s more clued- everyone has been my mentor since up. Ricky [Champ, who plays Stuart] I’ve been on the show. I thinkink people has a lovelylovel energy about him, and the took one look at my madh aircut and dynamic betweenb us feels great. thought, ‘We need to look out for him’! Laura-Jayne Tyler

Is that not normally how you would wear your hair thhen? No, I had this haircut forH alfway! At first I thought, ‘Oh no, what have I done?’, but I’ve realised it adds To and to

Whitney has form for leading her men up the aisle before even going on a third date with them – so how wouuld Tony feel if Halfway found himself stood at the altar waiting for his future Mrs Highway in the very near future? “Of course I’d love to film a soap wedding – it’s uup to the writers, and who knows what they have planned!” enthuses the star. “I remember when I was younger watchinggIan and Mel get married on Millennium Eve, and it capturingg the nation. Even people who don’t watch the show weeek in, week out tune in to stories like that, just to be in thee know. So yeah, Whitney marrying Halfway would be amazzing!” HOLLYOAKS | Channel 4 TUESDAY MIND GAMES! FARRAH BATTLES RYAN TO FIND KIM...

ollyoaks meets Hannibal Lecter this week, as psychologist Farrah goes Hhead-to-head with serial killer Ryan in an attempt it and loved it. Sometimes I feel like you to find her missing girlfriend Kim. We don’t see enough female action heroes, caught up with actress Krupa Pattani, and I really enjoyed that element of who plays Farrah, and her enthusiasm Farrah in this situation.” for this storyline was evident… Under pressure to find Kim, Farrah “I loved getting to do all the Clarice turns to Grace for help. And wouldn’t they Starling things!” she admits, referring make a great couple? We’re just saying… to the Silence Of The Lambs “I’m not sure, but I’d heroine. “I liked getting I really be intrigued to find out!” into the nuances of shares Krupa, wearing her Farrah’s relationship with enjoyed seeing best poker face. “I would Ryan, and how they play Farrah be an like to work more with off each other. It was fun Tamara Wall [Grace] to see working with Duncan action hero in where that’s going, and James [who plays Ryan], if there is a future there. too – he’s such a pro, and this situation! I think there’s chemistry, brought a lot to the table.” and it would be very interesting!” However, it wasn’t all fun and games Conversely, as Farrah and Kim find for Krupa, who admits she is terrified of themselves in even more danger at the horror movies – but had to sit through one! mercy of Ryan, would the actress like “The director said, ‘You’ve got to watch them to have a happy ending together? The Silence Of The Lambs now!’, since I’ve “I really would, but then again, I suppose managed to go my entire life without it wouldn’t be soap if that happened,” seeing it,” confesses the star. “I watched laughs Krupa. “I think everything that’s gone wrong between them has been external. They haven’t messed each other around yet. I still feel like they have a chance, and if they can make a go of it, that would be great.” Life is never that simple in Hollyoaks, of course – and there’s certainly going to be a lot of danger for Farrah and Kim Dark Knight: Ryan locked Kim in the abandoned to face before the school and left her for dead week is out… Michael Cregan CASUALTY | BBC1 SATURDAY MAIN PHOTO: SPLASH

DRUNK & disorderly! MichelleMi h ll FoxF ttellsll us about b t alterlt ego Bea’s worst-ever day at work… e’ve all turned up for that will answer a lot of questions W work a bit worse for people have about her. There’s some wear at some point – emotional stuff coming up which but spare a thought for trainee was interesting to shoot. doctor Bea this week, who’s so drunk that she’s brought into the What do viewers make of Bea? ED after a night out on the lash! What’s nice is that she’s polarising – And as actress Michelle Fox tells people either love Bea or say that she us, her alter ego has never been drives them insane, and that’s really so humiliated in all her life… the essence of the character. People see her as being quite arrogant, but How embarrassed is Bea she has a good heart. about the state she’s in? On a scale of one to 10, it’s an Who have you bonded with 11! She’s afraid of people seeing most at Casualty? her like this because she thinks I’m really good friends with Neet she’s superwoman, so this is [Mohan, who plays Rash] and Chelsea devastating. She’s bashed her [Halfpenny, aka Alicia]. But I also head and broken her ankle, and have a really lovely friendship with she’s been laying out in an alley Will Beck [Dylan], which people all night. She’s in a bad way. find unusual! We just have very similar personalities, so it’s always Bea has clearly been aected a laugh hanging out together. by the dressing-down Ethan Sarah Ellis gave her last episode… That’s hugely affected her. Bea’s an excellent doctor, but her confidence has been really knocked – she thinks she’s finished at the hospital.

We’ve seen hints that all is not well with Bea’s home life. Are we set to ind out more? Yes, there’s an episode coming up where Bea’s work and home lives Whatever will Bea will Bea: The doctor becomes the collide in a shocking way. We’ll patient in the Holby ED see where Bea has come from, and

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YOUR lnsideSoap BRIEFING ON THE MAN BEHIND CORONATION STREET’S AIDAN…

If you thought the Music played Connors were a large a huge role in family, you should meet Shayne’s life from Shayne’s real-life clan! an early age, and He is one of seven he started to sing 1children born to his parents, 4professionally when he joinedd Philomena and Martin. the band Destiny. Along with His siblings are called Mark, his band mates Tracy Murphyy Martin,Martin MiMichael, and Tracey Lyle, Shayne Lisa, Emmma would sing covers of songss andLeonna, by Liberty X, Savage Gardenn, and theyygrew Anastacia, Luther Vandrosss up togeether and ABBA. “They were somee in Greatera of the best days of my life,” Manchester. he remembers “As a kid, fondly. Years later, Ihadd lots of Tracy and Tracey fun,” recalls ended up getting Shayne. married – and “CComing Shayne was their frrom a best man. hhuge Back in 2011, up with that heritage. “It was ffamily, Shayne revealed more the older generation, there weree a lot he was a big fan of like my mum, dad and auntie, ofgames like hide-aand-seek the show My Big who travelled around, but I’ve anandd bike r races.aces I love lovedd it. My Fat Gypsy Wedding. always been surrounded by favourite thing to do would 2The reason for his interest it,” he says. “They all watch be when the seven of us were was that his parents were Irish My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding – sat in a row with wallpaper travellers, and Shayne grew it’s important that people find laid out, and all of us drawing. it interesting and learn more I just wish we’d kept them!” about these communitieees.” ”

Aidan adores his little sister Kate, and Shaynee has a strong bond with one of his siblings in particular – twin Emmma. 3They were born on 16 October 1984 and have always been tight.. “We share similar personalities,” declares the actor. “I guess we think alike, too. It’s funny when people ask if we look identical. If we did, I don’t think she’d walk around with the beard!”

48 lnsideSoap Shayne made it to the big time when he won the second 5series of The X Factor in 2005. It wasn’t his first attempt at talentnt show glory – in 2002, he reached the final 30 contestants in Popstars: The Rivals, the show tthat launched mega-band Girls Aloud. However, Shaynne fared better three yearss later when he beat crooner Andy Abrahamm to take the crown in There was Simon CowellCowell’s s series.series a time when Shayne almost 9became a When it comes to member romance, hunky of Take That! He Shayne is much was drafted in 7better behaved thann as a potential love rat Aidan. He’ss Former lovers replacement for engaged to ex-Hollyoaks Eva and Aidan are Jason Orange star Sophie Austin (Lindsey only just back on in 2006. Lead Roscoe), who is mum to speaking terms, but singer Gary his daughter Willow. When Shayne has always Barlow wrote Shayne proposed to Sophie been close to cast mate about Shayne in last Christmas, in front of both Catherine Tyldesley and autobiography their families, Sophie was in her partner Tom Pitfield My Take – her PJs and had her hair tied – and performed at the pair’s detailing how the back with a pair of knickers! wedding. “I sang Butterfly talented star was “I feel like I’ve known Sophie Kisses by Bob Carlisle,” says all lined up before for a lifetime,” gushes the actor. “I think it went down Jason changed his Shayne. “Sophie and Willow well with the guests – I got mind and stayed complete me.” astandingt ovation!” on in the band.

Despite being a pop star and a soap hunk, Shayne went on the record about his ordeal at the hands of fat shamers online. The first-time dad suffered a torrent of abuse after putting on a few pounds following When Shayne WWillow’s birth. “I was 21 when I won The X Factor, so of course mmy body’s going to change,” he told Loose Women. “I enjoy released his winner’’s mmy food, and now that I’m a dad as well, I have a more single That’s My ccuddly figure. I’m happy about that for my little girl.” 6Goal, he achieved two milestones – securingi 2005’2005’s ChChristmas i t number one and being the third-fastest-selling single ofo all time. Shayne sold 313,000 copies ofhis track on the first two days, leaving him just behind Elton John’s Candle In the Wind 1997997 and Will Young’s Evergreen. PHOTOS: GETTY, REX/SHUTTERSTOCK, WENN, XPOSURE, CAVENDISH PRESS, INSTAGRAM/SHAYNETWARD, TWITTER/SHAYNETWARD INSTAGRAM/SHAYNETWARD, PRESS, WENN, XPOSURE, CAVENDISH REX/SHUTTERSTOCK, GETTY, PHOTOS:

lnsideSoap 49 Blast from the past “Giving birth live on EastEnders is my career highlight so far!” Danielle Harold has carved out a new niche in horror movies – and her scary moments on Albert Square were great training…

s Walford “I love Perry Fenwick [Billy]!” she out. I got on the phone with Perry ld child Lola enthuses. “It was so lovely to get to and said, ‘I can’t do this, it’s too scary!’. arcearce, star Dan llelle know him and to work with him. As But Ann and Perry got me through it, Harold played out more Lola and Billy got closer, me and Perry they were so great – it was amazing to drama in four years than got closer, which made the on-screen be part of the Olympics, too. In fact, Amost actors do in a lifetime. Lola was a relationship even better. I remember giving birth live on EastEnders is the fantastic, feisty character who managed the first day I started filming highlight of my career so far.” to date half of the Square, have a baby on my first horror film, I was Lola could easily slip back with her gay relative Ben, and take on stood in this prison, covered into the show if Danielle hard man Phil during her time in the in blood thinking, ‘Where’s was brought back. She has East End. So it came as a massive shock Perry when I need him?’. ties to Billy and Phil – and when show bosses announced that Lola He’s like a dad to me.” there’s no doubt that Jay was leaving – and for Danielle, it meant It was Perry who guided Feeling Lola: The still holds a torch for her. embracing life far outside her comfort teen endured “The connection between Danielle as she faced the tough times zone. But the young talent found a new biggest challenge of her them was there from the start niche in horror films, and she reckons young career – giving birth on – I think my second scene was being part of the Mitchell clan was the live TV. Lola went into labour as Billy with Jamie Borthwick [aka Jay],” muses perfect preparation for scary movies. took the Olympic torch through Albert Danielle. “Lola moved around quite a bit “I was terrified when I found out I’d Square in a special live episode. Cora with the boys, and it was hard to keep up be playing a Mitchell – talk about coming Cross helped deliver baby Lexi, and with her. I’d think, ‘Who am I supposed in with a bang!” laughs Danielle, who having screen stalwarts such as Ann to be with this episode?’ But Jay was has worked on films including Fanged Mitchell (Cora) and Perry by her side always there. They’re soulmates!” Up and Matt Shaw’s Monster. “I was so was just what Danielle needed. Despite leaving in July 2015, Danielle happy, though, because I’d watched the “Without their support, there was no says EastEnders fans still want to talk to show since I was little, and the Mitchells way I could have done that,” grins the her about Lola, and some of them are were always my favourite family. But actress. “I was terrified when I found worryingly behind in her story… even so, I had no idea of how much “Some people say to me, ‘I love you drama Lola would be involved in.” in EastEnders!’ and I think, ‘Oh gosh, I’m Lola arrived in the Square after being not sure they know that I’ve left!” she tracked down by her paternal grandad chuckles. “You’d think it would stop Billy. Having missed the chance to be a after a few years, but people don’t dad to his son Dan, Billy was determined forget. Maybe it’s because my hair is to be there for Lola – which led to the white-blonde – I don’t blend in!” start of a deep friendship for Danielle. Kate White One Elle of a role: 50 lnsideSoap Danielle popped up in Casualty back in 2017 HORROR IN SOAPLAND! Danielle has bumped into other ex-soapies in her new career…

You’d think the worlds of soapland and scary movies would be miles apart – but they’re surprisingly not! On Fanged Up, the cast included EastEnders and Corrie star Ian Reddington (‘Tricky Dicky’ Cole/Vernon Tomlin), on Monster Danielle worked with Tracy Shaw (Corrie’s Maxine Peacock) – and on her next ilm, she’ll be joined by John Altman, aka Walford’s Nick Cotton. “Tracy and I didn’t have any scenes together, but we all had to congregate on this set, and people were like, ‘Ooh, Corrie and EastEnders in one room!” giggles Danielle. “Tracy is so lovely, as is John Altman, who I’m ilming Innocent Candy with this summer. Obviously he’s playing a baddy – we’ll have to call him ‘Nasty John’!” Despite starring in several scary movies in recent years, Danielle says you’re unlikely to ind her watching one! “I’m a wimp and I hate watching horror ilms,” she admits. “But I love making them. I think it helps that I’m so easily scared!” MAIN PHOTO: GETTY, PHOTO: TWITTER/DHAROLDOFFICIAL PHOTO: GETTY, MAIN PHOTO:

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MAVOURNEE They HAZEL ANSWER! Neighbours’ Piper Willis ...faces your questions!

iper is flying solo for the first time in I’m a very sensitive, emotional ages on screen – and her real-life alter person, so it doesn’t take a lot to tip me over. It also ego Mavournee is pleased about that, as helps that in the plots Pshe deals with your pressing queries… where I’ve had to be emotional, I’ve worked “How do you feel about the end without Tyler, because we with people I genuinely Ooh, Burns: of Typer [aka Tyler and Piper]?” haven’t really had that. The actress really love and feel safe around, I’m as devastated as the fans, even misses her so I feed off them. It’s a though I knew it was coming. I did “What will you miss leading man joke in the green room at a few tweets and an Instagram post most about working with work: “Oh, Mav’s crying again!” mentioning that when Travis Burns [Tyler]?” Travis and I were told So many things! I feel like “Would you like to see the writers the outcome, we were so “Is your I almost took him for explore Piper’s bisexuality?” upset. It’s the end of an granted. I was on set with Yeah! When I first started on the show, era for us on a personal sister Bec [Rebekah Elmaloglou, I thought that was something my level. But I was also a Chyna an aka Terese] one day, and character was going to explore straight little bit excited for the it was really hot. Stefan away. And I was excited to portray audience to see Piper actress as Dennis [Paul] came into it – because for our audience, we do well?” the studio and said to have younger people who are unsure Bec, “Your car’s parked and don’t want to put themselves right in the sun. Give me into a box or slap on a label. That your keys and I’ll move it for you.” And said, I really want Piper to be single I was just like, I haven’t got that person for a bit and to be her own person. any more. Travis was my buddy. “If you could play another “You’ve had a lot of emotional alternate universe spin-o like stories. Do you ind it easy to cry?” the time-travel one [Neighbours Vs That’s a great question. I’ve never Time Travel, which went out online Chyna whispers: Could we see Mavournee’s sister on struggled with it, and I think that’s last year], what type of character stage – or in Neighbours? why I’ve been given these storylines. would you like Piper to be?”

52 lnsideSoap Cried Piper: The star finds that blubbing comes easily to her on telly!

It was fun to play a mini-Terese, and Piper had a girlfriend in it, so it was completely different. I’m an active person – I used to play lacrosse – but the other day I realised Hair today, gone Piper doesn’t have a pair tomorrow: Travis got “What the chop for his nuptials of sneakers, and we’ve never, ever seen her play a was Travis sport or mention exercise. Burns’ home, and to not let the got out of the car, and Matt said to me, So I don’t know, maybe it line between Piper and “Mav, Mav, turn around”. He’d cut all would be different if she wedding Mavournee be blurred. of his hair off! I couldn’t believe it. was a bit sporty. like?” No one knew he was going to do it. He “I saw pictures of didn’t really know he was going to do “I love the Insta-stories you at Travis Burns’ it until two days before the wedding. you do with your sister Chyna. wedding [in December last year]. Is she an actress too, and will What was his big day like?” “Who’s the biggest joker on set?” we be seeing her in anything?” It was such a beautiful day – it was Alan Scott McGregor [aka Mark]! He’s just Chyna was blessed with the ability to Fletcher [Karl], Matt Wilson [Aaron], a prankster. When the studios are sing and dance aas well, which I was not. Lilly Van der Meer [Xanthe] and me, and dark, he likes to hide and jump out to I dance likke a spider! But Chyna is we all felt so lucky to be a part of it. The scare people. And he loves stirring the more intto performing arts, so bride, Emma looked so beautiful… but pot – he says the stuff that everyone’s musical theatre is where she the biggest shock was Travis’ hair! He thinking. He’s like a little boy in a wants to be. You might not see dad’s body – his favourite movie her onn screen, but hopefully is Finding Nemo! He’s so unlike his one dayd you’ll see her on “If you could character. When I first started, someone the stage.s It would be great asked me who was the least like his to have her on Neighbours, cast any big chaaracter, andIh d I had d to sa ay Scott. thouugh. They’ve hinted celebrity in at XXanthe having a sister, Jessie,i so there we go – Neighbours, who Chyyna could play her! would it be?” “WWho is someone …asks reader James who’s really helped Maloney from Swansea youu with your work?” Scott Major [who played My favourite Luccas Fitzgerald] is now actor is Idris Elba. Questio a director and one of He’s shaped my style of myy favourites, purely winner!

acting and inspired me so INSTAGRAM/ INSTAGRAM/NEIGHBOURS, PHOTOS: GETTY, MAIN PHOTO: GETTY INSTAGRAM/LILLYVANDERMEER, MAVOURNEE_HAZEL, because he knows how to much, so it would be incredible talkk to actors. He makes to work with him. But there’s also everyything personal, and the two leads from [Netlix series] talks to mem as if Piper is me The End Of The F***ing World, and I amm Piper. And Eve Morey Jessica Barden and Alex Lawther. [Sonya] has helped me to switch Jessica’s character Alyssa is similar Don’t get off fromm work. She’s had some to Piper, so maybe we could have mad, get Eve: very emmotionally draining Mavournee her as Piper’s new best friend! has found storyliines too, and we’re very her co-star similaar in our acting styles incredibly and aapproaches. So I’m kind Every week, we put your questions to a star of the soaps. Look out for requests on our helpful of woorking with her a lot to Facebook page, or email your questions to [email protected], putting the actor’s name in the subject line. Our favourite question each week will win a £20 prize! learn how to not take the job

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Watch! Watch! stories, your stars... PN PABOUT UP OPENS Nicola ioarecently Nicola streets of her her of streets night on the the on night hometown spent the the spent YUMMY MUMMY ennie McAlpine (Corrie’s JFiz) has not long returned to the Street from the jungle, but she isn’t hanging around – as the star and her hubby Chris Farr are expecting another cheeky monkey later this year. Jennie has revealed that their second child is due in October, tweeting: “We’ve got a bit of news. Our baby boy is going to be a big brother later this year. We can’t wait to meet you, precious one.” And when she appeared on Lorraine, the actress turned 50 shades of red when the host implied that the baby was conceived shortly after celebrating Jennie’s return from I’m A Celebrity… “It’s quite quick after, isn’t it?” she blushed. “Yeah, a few people have suggested that.” Congratulations, guys!

Flossie is looking fierce

hese soapies have gone barking mad recently – by showcasing pretty portraits of their pooches. First off is Corrie’s Charlie De Melo (Imran) who describes himself as a “proud uncle” since his family dog ToniT gave birth to a bundle of puppies. Meanwhile, former cobbles bad boy Chris Harper (aka evil Nathan Curtis) now Chris and his wife Emily has a dog for life not just for Easter, after with their adopting a cute canine called Romey. new pal In the Dales, Michelle Hardwick has obviously been playing vet Vanessa too long, as the star now has a Cavapoo ppuppy called Fred. And down south, ex-EastEnders actress Jenna Russell Pearl has ((Michelle Fowler) is also a happy mum been on tto a fluffy hound called Flossie. quite the Finally, from canines to felines, Hollyoaks’ adventure DDaisy Wood-Davis (Kim) and Luke Jerdy ((Jesse) are celebrating being reunited withw their beloved cat, Pearl – when Can we have one? And a shes came home after being missing for puppy too, twot months. What a purr-fect ending. please

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THE CORRIE ACTRESS REVEALS HER PRIDE AT RANA’S STORY… treet star Shelley King (Yasmeen) has revealed she can relate to Sthe current story on the cobbles, which sees Yasmeen’s granddaughter- in-law Rana confront her sexuality, as she has struggled herself in the past. “I’m an out gay woman,” she says. “But when I was 24, 25, I was in a programme called Angels. What the then producers suggested was that they would make my character gay, but I just wasn’t ready. The world was a different world, and I didn’t even know how to deal with my own sexuality then.” In the Corrie plot, Yasmeen is sympathetic to Rana’s plight, despite her being married to her grandson, Zeedan – and Shelley is proud of the show for highlighting the issues gay Muslims can face. “One of the reasons that I’m so proud of Corrie is it deals, quite Yasmeen has ofered courageously, with some important Rana support in her and vital issues,” shares the star. “And time of need people learn to live with them and look at these issues in a different way.” ...while Zeedan checks out! eanwhile, Shelley’s With Zeedan holding a torch Mscreen grandson for his ex Rana, it looks as if Qasim Akhtar – his exit will be emotional as aka Zeedan – has filmed his he somehow comes to terms last scenes on the show. with the future, but Qasim is And judging by his haul of embracing what lies ahead. presents in this pic, he’s “And so the next chapter popular with his cast mates. of the book we call life “Thank you to my Corrie begins,” said the actor. fam for the gifts and the amazing send-off,” said the star, whose gifts included a chopping board engaved with Zeedan’s name. “To say it’s been an honour to have called this place work for four years

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LOVE IN THE COUNTRYSIDE WEDNESDAY COUNTRY| BBC2 PHILES SARA COX AND EIGHT FARMERS ARE ON A MISSION TO FIND ROMANCE AMID THE COW PATS…

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Make a meal of it THE ROYAL WIVES FRIDAY NIGHT BENIDORM TASKMASTER OF WINDSOR DINNER INSIDE TV RURAL ROMANCE LOVE IN THE COUNTRYSIDE | BBC2 WEDNESDAY SARA COX FRONTS A NEW SERIES AIMING TO FIND EIGHT LONELY FARMERS THEIR PERFECT MATCHES…

potential matches who live laugh at the eccentrics and their lives in the fast lane. misfits, Sara is keen to However, the rural-dwellers emphasise that Love In The can’t leave their lives on the Countryside is unashamedly farm, so any would-be suitors a feel-good show. It certainly Farmers on the have to be prepared to put isn’t out to poke fun at anyone. market: Sara and their wellies on and leave the “Oh no,” she says. “The her singletons bright lights of the city behind. contributors were very brave to Can love conquer all – even go on camera and talk about pare a thought for farm “It’s so tough, living and when the cows need milking being single, but I reassured Sworkers, who graft working as a farmer,” reckons and the sheep need shearing? them that this will be a sweet long hours and often Sara. “And if you live in the “It will be very interesting to and endearing show – it’s live miles from the rest of middle of nowhere, it really see different people being put not going to be cruel. We civilisation. Have you ever doesn’t leave much time to together romantically,” shares genuinely want to find love wondered how tricky it might go out looking for love. So Sara. “There are so many for them and to follow their be for them to meet their this is a brilliant idea for a people on the hamster wheel adventures. Someone might perfect partners? This new series – it would be fantastic doing jobs they don’t particularly not be your dream date, but series tasks farmer’s daughter to help the singletons on this love, so it could be a great when you spend time with Sara Cox with the challenge show find ‘the one’.” chance for some of them to them, you can see of matchmaking eight The eight farmers have each start a new life in the country.” past the physical lonely-hearts, to give them posted dating profiles and In a TV world where it’s all side of things and a shot at lasting happiness. videos online to try to attract too common to point and see what lies beneath. What’s really great is that THIS SHOW WILL BE SWEET AND people have applied after ENDEARING – IT WON’T BE CRUEL” seeing the videos.

60 lnsideSoap POTATO Couch PHOTOS: REX, ALLSTAR Actor John Challis picks his dream viewing… I’ve been I have several favourite films. I love watching Spiral Jimmy Stewart, so It’s A Wonderful Life on BBC4. I’ve got comes on every Christmas. I could just hooked on it – it’s watch it over and over again. There’s fantastic! What probably something wrong with me, but makes it so I also quite like war films – I thought watchable are all Saving Private Ryan was stunning. It’s the interlocking about the awful situations that happen Requiem stories. The in war. Matt Damon is in it, and I also actingcting is superbsuperb, like him in the BourneBourn series of films. and it has that wonderrful French I think those are abbsolutely brilliant! feel to the whole thing. It’s just edge-of-your-seat stufff. I’ve always wannted to play Doctor Who.I diid a Doctor Who I loved watching Requiem. about 100 yeears ago with Tom Again, it was an experimental Baker, which was one of the thing, but it’s a wonderful happiest jobbs I ever did. I’d also spooky story. It just grabs like to be on Question Time you, like one of those books – it’s a great opportunity to you can’t put down aftter the shout at the television! first couple of pages! Doctor Who ● Catch Johno as Monty I don’t watch any Staines in BenidormB comedy that I’m not inn. ITV Wednesdaye No, that’s not true – I watched Father Ted, which I was very fond of. And I loved Black Books, with Dylan Moran and Bill Bailey. I loved the slighhtly surreal, dark quality off it. I like that sort of thing, but itcangettoodark–Ittried The League of Gentlemmen, SSaving Private Ryan but that was a bit too mmuch forme! They’ve seen how rural people talk, move, walk and laugh.” It remains to be seen whether or not any of these romances will go the distance, but these eight farmers have certainly won Sara’s heart. “I’ve become so emotionally What do involved with everyone on the show,” she grins. “They are all you mean genuinely lovely people.” And if there are wedding bells NOT in the not-too-distant future? Just you’re like Blind Date’s Cilla Black, Sara hopes that should things go well, watching... she’ll soon need to buy a new hat. “I envisage some future children BROOKLYN NINE-NINE |E4THURSDAY being named ‘Sara’!” she laughs. THEY SAY THAT A FINE WINE Case in point: this week, in order to get only gets better with age – and the a permit for a block party, pedantic same can denitely be said about this Amy must ind a loophole in the hilarious US sitcom. Over 100 episodes bureaucratic system that she’s later and halfway through its fth grown to adore. Meanwhile, we get season, Brooklyn Nine-Nine is still to see a rare glimpse of vulnerable Match of the day: Sara helps the farm as fresh and funny as ever – and Gina, as she prepares to return to workers find romance the characterisations are pitch-perfect. work after her maternity leave…

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FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER | Channel 4 FRIDAY DINNER DATE SIMON BIRD AND TOM ROSENTHAL REVEAL THEIR RECIPE FOR SITCOM SUCCESS… ith its prankster finding their parents Jackie Wbrothers and odd and Martin in the hot tub... parents – plus a Simon Yes. Scarring. peculiar neighbour thrown Tom Robert [Popper, the into the mix – Friday Night show’s writer] told me he wrote Dinner has ensured viewers that scene quite a long time are left with an appetite for ago and he’s been trying to more. As the series returns work out a way to get it in. for its fifth run, Inside TV Simon He had to sell it to caught up with on-screen Tamsin [Greig, aka Jackie] and siblings Adam (Simon Bird) Paul [Ritter, who plays Martin]. and Jonny (Tom Rosenthal)… Tom They were apprehensive as they didn’t necessarily love Does it feel like a family the idea of being filmed in a reunion each time you all hot tub, but actually it was get back together? snowing so it was much worse Simon It does, actually. It was for us out of the tub than it really fun this time around. was for them inside it!

The storylines sound great There’s a lot of physical – particularly Jim going on a prank-playing between the date with another Jackie… two of you, as always – Tom Jim on a date is hot stuff! any injuries this time? Simon We all thought, ‘I can’t Simon Of course, loads. In imagine a woman that would the first series, we didn’t really work for Jim’ – but Rosie know each other, so we sort Cavaliero pulls it off. For a of held back a bit. But now while it really looks as though we hit each other very hard! that relationship is a goer. Tom It makes it a bit better on camera. But in every series, should, and the other one will Jonny’s friend comes round The first episode starts one will punch the other two remember that for next time, so in this series, doesn’t he? with Adam and Jonny per cent harder than they they’ll go another two per cent Tom Yes, he’s depressed harder. We suffer for our art. because his marriage has broken up, and Dad tries to It’s been a couple of years cheer him up with this weird since the previous series – puppet that he found in the is it something you can see attic. I really enjoyed that. carrying on for years? Simon What I love about it is And there are no ‘females’ that Robert finds different ways around for the lads? to be interesting, original and Simon No, there aren’t… funny within quite a restrictive Tom It’s weird, that. set-up. He has said he has lots of ideas and could keep What’s sort of dinner is writing it, so I think it could on the menu this series? Dinner gowns: The family enjoy yet another definitely go on – but that’s Tom We had a Chinese this peculiar Friday night up to other people, not us. time. Having duck wraps at THE LATEST TAT T L E TV NEWS… Telly IT’S THE END! KICK UP Bad news for lovers of AFUSS the conspiracy thriller The crossover Homeland – star Claire show for fans Danes has confirmed that of football the show’s eighth season and period will definitely be its last, drama that DRIVE TIME and will be bringing Carrie you never knew Fans of Car Share will Mathison’s story to an end. you needed be delighted to hear that will be coming next year a date has been set for the from Netflix. The English show’s final two episodes Game will look at the – one of which was entirely origins of the world’s most unscripted and improvised. popular sport, and will be The big day is the first written by Downton Abbey Bank Holiday in May. creator Julian Fellowes. PHOTO: GETTY PHOTO: TA SK ME ANYTHING! ALEX HORNE IS BACK WITH A SIXTH SERIES OF THE COMEDY PANEL SHOW… TASKMASTER | Dave WEDNESDAY

he Bafta-nominated series of Tbarmy challenges returns this week, and this time the tasks set for the contestants will be even more demanding. “We do try to step it up!” reveals series creator Alex Horne, who is also the show’s umpire. “We want something different – a new layer. So I feel a bit of pressure! These five people will be in your living room for the in any situation. [Actress] Liza Tarbuck has nine o’clock in the morning next 10 weeks. You really hope people will the most unusual brain I’ve ever seen on is actually not bad. And we get on board with them very quickly, but the Taskmaster. She’s very interesting.” had a crumble crumble. chemistry between the contestants is quite The final two contestants for this series Simon Without any fruit in unspecific. You want some sort of rivalry, are comics Russell Howard and Tim Vine. it. It was pure crumble. some friendships, and moments of friction.” “Russell is a little sort of squirrel,” reckons Each series of Taskmaster brings together Alex. “He has too much energy, and he You both appeared in play five new contestants, none of whom have can’t sit still! Tim is the definition a good The Philanthropist last year – any idea what they’re letting themselves British eccentric. He’s silly but competitive how was working with each in for. Our five innocents for this series will – the perfect Taskmaster contestant.” other outside of this show? spend the next few weeks battling each As ever, the man setting the contestants Tom We spent so much time other to be crowned Taskmaster champ. their challenges is the Taskmaster himself: together that I think if we were So let’s find out more about the hopefuls… Greg Davies. We hear he can be a loose going to fall out, we would “[BBC Radio 1 DJ] Alice Levine brings a cannon once the cameras start rolling… have then. We clearly get on brain – she’s highly intelligent,” says Alex. “He’s getting harder to rein in,” chuckles at some level that we’re able to “But unfortunately, she’s exceptionally bad Alex. “I really like sitting next to him, but our spend so much time together. at physical activity! [People Just Do Nothing relationship in the show is getting weirder. His Simon That’s very sweet. star] Asim Chaudhry is very loveable, though scoring system is getting more frustrating, Tom As sweet as it’ll get. he has bad instincts for what might work too – and the logic is as wild as ever!”

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6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 10.00 Saturday 6.15 AM David Attenborough’s Natural 6.00 AM CITV 8.25 ITV News (S) 8.30 6.00 AM Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Kitchen Live With guest Emilia Fox and Curiosities A Curious Hoax?. (R/S) 6.40 Zoe Ball On Saturday With guests Sara Free (R/S) 6.15 Motor Sport: Caterham chefs Rene and Nadine Redzepi. (S) 11.30 Naomi’s Nightmares Of Nature Australia: Cox, Alex Jones and Matt Richardson. (S) (S) 6.40 The King Of Queens (R/S) The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure Jungle. (S) 7.10 The Pets Factor Coco, 9.25 James Martin’s Saturday Morning 7.05 The King Of Queens (R/S) 7.30 Thailand (Bangkok And The Central Plains). Ellie And Hedgehogs. (S) 7.30 The Designer and TV presenter Linda Barker and Everybody Loves Raymond (R/S) 7.55 (R/S) 12.00 PM Football Focus Dan Dengineers Revisits. (S) 8.00 Absolute chef Jun Tanaka join James at home. (S) Everybody Loves Raymond (R/S) 8.30 Walker and guests look ahead to the Genius: Monster Builds Epic Bridges. (S) 11.20 FILM Nanny McPhee And The Big Everybody Loves Raymond (R/S) 9.00 weekend’s matches. (S) 1.00 BBC News/ 8.30 Beyond Bionic Grasshopper. (S) Bang Fantasy comedy, starring Emma Frasier IQ. (R/S) 9.30 Frasier Dr Nora. Weather (S) 1.15 Live Snooker: The 9.00 Robot Wars (R/S) 10.00 Live Thompson. (Cert U, 109 mins. 2010) (S) (R/S) 10.00 The Big Bang Theory The World Championship 2018 Day Eight: The Snooker: The World Championship 2018 ★★★★ 1.20 PM ITV News/Weather (S) Bozeman Reaction. (R/S) 10.25 The Big afternoon session on day eight at the Day Eight: Day eight gets under way in 1.30 ITV Racing: Live From Sandown Ed Bang Theory The Einstein Approximation. Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. (S) 4.30 Final Sheffield. (S) 12.00 PM Wanted Down Chamberlin and Francesca Cumani present (R/S) 10.55 Formula 1 Azerbaijan Grand Score This afternoon’s football results. (S) Under Barratt. (R/S) 12.45 Flipping Profit coverage of today’s meetings. (S) 4.00 Prix Practice 3 Live 2018: Coverage from 5.20 A Question Of Sport Guests include (R/S) 1.30 Britain’s Biggest Warship (R/S) Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the the fourth round of the season. (S) Anya Shrubsole and Lee Westwood. (R/S) 2.30 Top Of The Shop With Tom arcade-themed quiz show, in which 12.25 PM F1 Meets Jackie Stewart (R/S) 5.50 Celebrity Mastermind Mitch Kerridge (R/S) 3.30 Top Of The Shop contestants drop tokens down a choice of 12.55 Formula 1 Azerbaijan Grand Prix Benn, Reeta Chakrabarti, Mark Rhodes With Tom Kerridge (R/S) 4.30 Live four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000 Qualifying Live 2018: Coverage from the and Alistair Brownlee answer questions Snooker: The World Championship 2018 jackpot. (R/S) 5.00 The Chase Bradley Baku City Circuit (Start-time 2.00pm). (S) on comedian Peter Cook, poet John Keats, Day Eight: The afternoon session on day Walsh presents as four contestants answer 3.45 Car SOS Singer Le Mans. (R/S) 4.45 the World Wrestling Federation and the eight at the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. (S) general knowledge questions and work as A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (R/S) Yorkshire Dales. (R/S) 5.30 Britain In Bloom Lytham. (R/S) a team to take on the Chaser. (R/S) 5.30 The Secret Life Of The Zoo (R/S)

12.15am City Slickers II… 10pm Performance Live… 7.30pm Harry Hill’s Alien Fun… 9pm Iron Man

6.20 Ready Or Not 6.00 Antiques Road Trip Arusha 6.00 ITV News/Weather (S) 6.30 Channel 4 News/Weather Crumpet the talking dog Irvine and Philip Serrell’s challenge 6.15 Regional News/Weather (S) (S) surprises a passer-by concludes in Gloucestershire. (R/S) 6.30 Ninja Warrior UK Ben in Stratford. (S) Shephard, Rochelle Humes and 6.50 BBC News (S) Chris Kamara present. (S)

7.00 Regional News (S) 7.00 Live Snooker: The World 7.30 Harry Hill’s Alien Fun 7.00 The Restoration Man: 7.10 Pointless Celebrities Championship 2018 Day Eight: Capsule With Johnny Vegas, Best Builds Four memorable Alexander Armstrong and Richard Hazel Irvine introduces coverage of Jimmy Osmond, Sue Johnston industrial conversions from the Osman present a star-studded the final session on day eight at the and Samantha Giles. (S) programme, including an idyllic version of the general knowledge Crucible Theatre in Sheffield, where lochside ice house in Argyll and quiz, with contestants including one second-round match concludes Bute, and a Victorian pumping Ann Widdecombe. (S) and another gets under way. (S) station in Hertfordshire. (R/S)

8.00 Who Dares Wins Nick 8.00 The Forest Bill Fisher surveys 8.00 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and 8.00 Britain’s Most Knowles presents. (S) the vast forest in a helicopter. (S) Dec host the third heat of the Historic Towns Tudor 8.40 Casualty Ethan is in danger 8.30 Dad’s Army Everybody’s nationwide talent search, which Norwich: Alice Roberts of crossing a line with Leigh-Anne, Trucking: The platoon has a sees a wide variety of acts, from tells the story of Tudor while Robyn throws away a present steam engine problem. (R/S) comedians to contortionists, singers England by studying the history of from Glen after he questions to spoon players, compete for the Norwich, learning the harsh reality whether she is fit to be in work. (S) chance to win a huge cash prize. (S) of religious intolerance. (S)

9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys 9.00 Civilisations On Your 9.20 The Keith & Paddy Picture 9.00 Iron Man Arms Mammy’s Miracle: Newlyweds Doorstep In a companion Show Pretty Woman: Keith manufacturer Tony Stark is Dermot and Maria argue. (R/S) programme to Civilisations, Lemon and Paddy McGuinness taken hostage by a terrorist classicist Mary Beard goes in remake Pretty Woman. (S) group and realises the weapons search of extraordinary works 9.50 ITV News/Weather (S) his company build have been falling of art. (S) into the wrong hands. Using his engineering skills to construct a hi-tech armoured suit, he manages 10.00 BBC News/Weather (S) 10.00 Performance Live: Akala 10.05 Overboard Comedy, to escape and then puts the 10.20 Match Of The Day Presents The Ruins Of Empires starring Goldie Hawn, Kurt technology to good use in the Gary Lineker presents A performance piece by Akala. (S) Russell, Roddy McDowall fight against evil around the world. highlights of the latest Premier 10.30 The Assassination Of and Edward Herrmann. (Cert PG, Superhero adventure, starring League matches, including Gianni Versace: American Crime 107 mins. 1987) (S) ★★★★ Robert Downey Jr. (Cert 12, Bournemouth v Southampton. (S) Story Alone: Last in the series. (R/S) 120 mins. 2008) (S) ★★★★

11.45 The Button Game show set 11.25 Snooker: The World 12.15 AM Change Your Tune Baz 11.25 FILM The Maze Runner Sci-fi simultaneously in the houses of five UK Championship 2018 Day Eight: Highlights Ashmawy hosts the musical game show. adventure, starring Dylan O’Brien. (Cert 12, families. (R/S) 12.15 AM FILM City of the concluding session on day eight at the (R/S) 1.10 Jackpot247 Viewers get the 110 mins. 2014) (S) ★★★ 1.30 AM Slickers II: The Legend Of Curly’s Gold Crucible Theatre in Sheffield, where one chance to participate in live interactive Undercover Boss USA (R/S) 2.20 Comedy Western sequel, starring Billy second-round match was set to come to a gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R/S) 4.35 Come Crystal. (Cert 12, 116 mins. 1994) (S) ★★ finish. (S) 12.15 AM Snooker: World a mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat Dine Champion Of Champions (R/S) 2.05-6.00 BBC News (S) Championship Extra 2018 Day Eight. (S) from the presenting team. 3.00 Babushka 5.30 Steph And Dom’s One Star To Five 2.15 Civilisations The Vital Spark. (R/S) Game show, hosted by Rylan Clark-Neal. Star (R/S) 5.55-6.05 Kirstie’s Vintage 3.15-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) (R/S) 3.50-6.00 Nightscreen Gems A Pottery Twist. (R/S) 64 lnsideSoap 6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Curse Of Savanti Romero. (R/S) 10.30 The Gadget Show Jon Bentley tests out indoor security cameras. (R/S) 11.25 Police Interceptors Officers come under attack from a gang of violent armed robbers. (R/S) 12.25 PM Police Interceptors Jim leads a raid on a suspected drug dealer. (R/S) 1.25 Police Interceptors The high-speed police interception officers are given a run for their money when they chase a thief driving a souped-up Ford Mondeo. (R/S) 2.30 Live Aviva Premiership Rugby Union Gloucester v Bath: Gloucester v Bath. Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present coverage of the top-flight fixture, which takes place at Kingsholm (Kick-off 3.00pm). (S) 5.15 World’s Scariest Animal Attacks Terrifying encounters. (R/S) BRITAIN’S MOST HISTORIC TOWNS | Channel 4 8PM Live and let dye ThisThi ffascinating i ti historyh series the first Queen Liz, when process was human urine, moves to Norwich for a look at Norwich was a global which was collected from life during Tudor times, when centre for trade (yes, it was giant buckets placed outside 10.30pm Dances With Wolves it was Britain’s second city. a great place to shop even the pubs of the city. Present- 6.00 World’s Deadliest Weather: Professor Alice Roberts before the big TK Maxx day visitors to Norwich’s Prince Caught On Camera A tornado stalks the streets – in a style opened in Castle Mall.) of Wales Road at kicking-out tears a mile-wide path through the that we now find impossible In the 16th century, the time on a Saturday night would city of Moore in Oklahoma. (R/S) to take seriously thanks to city was also famed for the probably welcome the return of Cunk on Britain (see Tuesday) production of red clothing dye. such facilities, and the sanitary – eager to evoke life under the One vital ingredient for the conditions of Tudor times. 7.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Agents Paul and Steve face a moral dilemma in south London, when they find out the tenant they have been instructed to evict is on his way to a funeral. (R/S) In the air tonight READY OR NOT | BBC1 6.20PM 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It For some years now, one Away! Agents Stewart and Elmore of our favourite times of face the most challenging eviction the TV week is the “BBC1 of their careers, while Brian and Del chase £2,000 worth of debt owed Saturday Desperate Family by a business based in Kent. (R/S) Gameshow of Doom” slot. It’s 8.55 5 News Weekend (S) always so full of surprises! You just never know, from one week to the next, what 9.00 Football On 5: The horrifying, cobbled-together Championship Colin Murray Frankenstein’s Monster of introduces highlights from the weekend’s games in the a concept is going to come Championship, including lurching out at you next. Wolverhampton Wanderers v Tonight, the current holder of Sheffield Wednesday. (S) this special place in the TV schedule sees Sam and Mark 10.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush (S) riding their Gameshow Lift, 10.30 Dances With Wolves while Crumpet the Talking Oscar-winning Western, directed by and starring Dog surprises a passer-by Kevin Costner. (Cert 12, 183 mins. on the streets of Stratford. 1990) (S) ★★★★★ And if that isn’t entertainment, we don’t know what is. 1.35 AM SuperCasino Live interactive gaming. (S) 3.10 The Yorkshire Vet Julian Norton is called out to a sick llama. (R/S) BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 5.00-5.20pm Final Score From Northern Ireland BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main BBC1 except: 4.30-5.20pm Sportscene 4.00 Jack The Ripper: Missing Evidence BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 11.30-12.00pm Sam & Shauna’s Big Cook Out 2.50pm Scrum VS Live 5.05 A Question Of Sport 5.35-5.50 The Hairy A recent theory as to the identity of the Bakers BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: 5.30pm Ulster Rugby Live 7.30-8.00 Home Ground 10.00 The Blame Game 10.30 Performance Live: Akala 19th-century serial killer. (R/S) 4.45 House Presents The Ruins Of Empires 11.00 The Assassination Of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story 11.55 Snooker: The World Championship 12.45-2.15am Doctor Compilation 1. (R/S) 5.10 Wildlife Snooker: World Championship Extra BBC2 SCOTLAND as Main BBC2 except: 2.30pm Antiques Road Trip 3.30 The Beechgrove Garden 4.00-4.30 Landward SOS (R/S) 5.35-6.00 House Doctor (R/S) BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: 2.30pm Coast 2.50 Live Snooker: The World Championship 4.30 Final Score 5.20 Extreme Wales With Richard Parks 5.50- 6.00 Hands On Nature SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 1.30-4.00pm Racing On STV: Live From Sandown 12.15am Teleshopping 2.45 Babushka 3.35 Nightscreen 4.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 65 INSIDE TV SATURDAY 28 April Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 6.00 AM Richard E 6.00 AM Futurama 6.30 9.00 UK Border Force Grant’s Hotel Secrets Futurama 7.00 The Flash 11.00 America’s Next Top 7.00 Richard E Grant’s Lose Yourself. 8.00 The Model 12.00 PM Hotel Secrets 8.00 Simpsons Waverly Hills Children’s Hospital CSI: Crime Scene 9021-D’oh. 8.30 The 3.00 Border Security: Investigation 9.00 Simpsons 9.00 The Canada’s Front Line CSI: Crime Scene Simpsons 9.30 The 3.30 Border Security: Investigation 10.00 Simpsons Homer The Canada’s Front Line CSI: Crime Scene Whopper. 10.00 Soccer 4.00 Border Security: Investigation 11.00 AM 11.30 Live Premier Canada’s Front Line CSI: Crime Scene League Liverpool v Stoke 4.30 Border Security: Investigation 12.00 PM City (Kick-off 12.30pm) Canada’s Front Line CSI: Crime Scene 3.15 PM Gillette Soccer 5.00 Border Security: Investigation 1.00 Cold Saturday 5.15 Gillette Canada’s Front Line Case 2.00 Cold Case 3.00 Soccer Saturday 5.30 5.30 Border Security: Cold Case 4.00 Without A Gillette Soccer Saturday Canada’s Front Line Trace Rage. 5.00 Without 6.00 The Simpsons Bart 6.00 Nothing To Declare A Trace 6.00 Without A Gets A Z. 6.30 The 6.30 Nothing To Declare Trace The Stranger. 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THE INBETWEENERS: FAN FAVOURITES | E4 10:30PM 7.00 Nothing To 7.00 Without A Trace 7.00 The Simpsons Declare The Little Things: The The Greatest Story 7 7.30 Nothing To team tries to rescue a Ever D’ohed. It’s hard to believe that it’s highlights including the fab pm been 10 years since the four trying – and failing – to Declare five-year-old boy. 7.30 The Simpsons awkward adolescents first act cool on a night out in American History X-Cellent. threw insults at each other. London, Simon taking an 8.00 Nothing To 8.00 Without A Trace 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles E4 celebrates this weekend actual girl to a gig, and a Declare Check Your Head: An Warrior Of Peace: 8 8.30 Nothing To agoraphobic advice Callen leaves no stone with a top 10 countdown of clash with the countyside pm fans’ favourite episodes, with on a camping trip… Declare columnist disappears. unturned when authorities apprehend his father.

BLUE BLOODS 9PM 9.00 Britain’s Most Evil 9.00 Blue 9.00 The Sum | Sky Atlantic Killers Danilo Restivo: Bloods Of All Fears CIA 9 Profiling the Italian killer, School Of agent Jack Ryan Things take another dramatic pm jailed for murdering and Hard Knocks. uncovers a terrorist plan twist in the colourful cop mutilating his neighbour. to attack America with a series tonight, as Anthony nuclear bomb. Action is shot while interviewing a 10.00 Double Murder: 10.00 Westworld thriller, based on Tom witness for a murder trial – The Inside Story The Journey Into Night: The Clancy’s novel, starring 10 investigation into the sci-fi drama inspired by Ben Affleck and Morgan pm and Erin decides to ask his murder of two Polish Michael Crichton’s 1973 Freeman. (Cert 12, 119 nemesis, Danny, to help find brothers. film returns. mins. 2002) +++ out who is responsible. 11.00 World’s Most Evil 11.10 Last Week 11.20 Micky Flanagan Killers The crimes of Tonight With John Thinking Aloud Midlife 11 Thierry Paulin, who Oliver A satirical look at Crisis: The comedian CITIZEN KHAN 8.10PM pm | Gold murdered at least 18 elderly news and pop culture. tackles the issue of the The second series featuring women in the 1980s. 11.45 Tin Star midlife crisis. the self-appointed community 12.00 AM Brit Cops: Rapid 12.45 AM Tin Star 1.45 12.20 AM Karl Pilkington: Response 1.00 Brit Cops: Togetherness 2.20 House Of The Moaning Of Life 1.15 leader and all-round busybody Rapid Response 2.00 Send In Lies 2.55 House Of Lies 3.30 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo kicks off with three episodes in The Dogs 2.30 Send In The Happyish 4.05 Storm City 2.10 SEAL Team 3.05 Hawaii Dogs 3.00 Send In The Dogs 5.00-6.00 Storm City Five-0 4.00 Stargate Atlantis a row to keep devotees happy. 3.30 Send In The Dogs 4.00 5.00-6.00 Stargate Atlantis Look out for Coronation Street Nothing To Declare 4.30 Nothing To Declare 5.00 star Bhavna Limbachia (Rana) Nothing To Declare 5.30-6.00 playing Khan’s daughter Alia. Nothing To Declare W Alibi GOLD ITV Encore FOX Universal 6.10 AM The Bill Friday Night 7.00 AM Home Shopping 7.10 AM A Sharp Intake Of 6.00 AM Outside Edge 6.30 8.00 AM NCIS 9.00 NCIS 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Shift. 7.00 The Bill The Suttle 7.20 Murdoch Mysteries Breath 7.35 A Sharp Intake Of Outside Edge 7.00 Maigret 10.00 NCIS 11.00 NCIS Teleshopping 8.00 White Approach. 8.00 The Bill Of No Twisted Sisters. 8.10 Miss Breath 8.05 The Two Ronnies 8.00 The Glass 8.55 12.00 PM NCIS 1.00 NCIS Collar 9.00 Major Crimes Fault. 9.00 The Bill In The Marple They Do It With 9.00 The Two Ronnies 9.55 Heartbeat 9.55 Heartbeat 2.00 NCIS 3.00 Bull 4.00 The Present Tense. 10.00 Major Driving Seat. 10.00 The Bill Mirrors. 10.35 Miss Marple Les Dawson: The Interviews Hung For A Sheep. 10.55 Mentalist 5.00 The Mentalist Crimes N.S.F.W.. 11.00 Major Expose. 11.00 Tipping Point The Mirror Crack’d From Side 10.55 Only Fools And Horses Heartbeat The Third Man. 6.00 The Mentalist 7.00 The Crimes Foreign Affairs. 12.00 PM Tipping Point 1.00 To Side. 1.05 PM Miss Marple 11.55 dinnerladies 1.15 PM 12.00 PM Heartbeat Missing Mentalist Rhapsody In Red. 12.00 PM Major Crimes Skin Tipping Point 2.00 Tipping They Do It With Mirrors. 3.30 Only Fools And Horses 8.10 In Action. 1.00 Heartbeat 8.00 The Mentalist Deep. 1.00 Major Crimes Point 3.00 Tipping Point: Miss Marple The Mirror DON’T MISS! Citizen Khan Caped Crusaders. 2.05 Strawberries And Cream – Cashed Out. 2.00 NCIS Lucky Stars 4.00 Tipping Crack’d From Side To Side. 8.50 Citizen Khan 9.30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.20 Part One. 9.00 Deep State Yankee White. 3.00 NCIS Point: Lucky Stars 5.00 6.00 New Tricks The English Citizen Khan 10.10 Michael Agatha Christie’s Poirot 5.25 Reunion. 10.00 American Hung Out To Dry. 4.00 NCIS Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Defence. 7.00 New Tricks McIntyre’s Comedy Agatha Christie’s Poirot Dad! The Never-Ending Seadog. 5.00 NCIS The 6.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Breadcrumbs. 8.00 New Roadshow 11.10 Knowing Murder In The Mews. 6.40 Stories. 10.30 Family Guy Immortals. 6.00 NCIS The Stars 7.00 My Family Sitting Tricks The Queen’s Speech. Me, Knowing You – With Alan Agatha Christie’s Poirot The Secondhand Spoke. 11.00 Curse. 7.00 NCIS 8.00 The Targets. 7.40 My Family 8.20 9.00 Murdoch Mysteries Partridge 11.50 Knowing Me, Third Floor Flat. 7.50 Agatha Family Guy Dog Gone. 11.30 Resident 9.00 Law & Order: My Family 9.00 Russell Game Of Kings. Crabtree Knowing You – With Alan Christie’s Poirot The ABC Family Guy Business Guy. Special Victims Unit 10.00 Howard’s Good News 9.40 goes undercover at a chess Partridge 12.30 AM Dylan Murders. 10.00 Agatha 12.00 AM American Dad! Law & Order: Special Victims Russell Howard’s Good News tournament. 10.00 Jonathan Moran: What It Is 2.10 Christie’s Poirot Evil Under 12.30 American Dad! Faking Unit 11.00 Law & Order: 10.20 Inside The Ambulance Creek Mother Redcap. A Michael McIntyre’s Comedy The Sun. 12.05 AM Dark Bad. 1.00 Family Guy 1.30 Special Victims Unit 11.20 One Born Every Minute judge is murdered despite Roadshow 3.00 Knowing Me, Angel 1.35 Kavanagh QC In Family Guy 2.00 American 12.00 AM Law & Order: 12.20 AM Guinness World being under police protection. Knowing You – With Alan God We Trust. 3.00 Maigret Dad! 2.30 American Dad! Special Victims Unit 1.00 Law Records Gone Wild 1.00 11.10 Judge John Deed Partridge 3.30 Knowing Me, The Patience Of Maigret. 4.30 3.00 Family Guy 3.30 Family & Order: Special Victims Unit Code Black 1.50 The Secret Appropriate Response. Knowing You – With Alan Robin Of Sherwood 5.25 Guy 4.00 American Dad! 2.00 Numb3rs 3.00 Numb3rs Of Crickley Hall 3.00-6.10 1.05 AM Silent Witness 4.00- Partridge 4.00-6.00 Home Outside Edge 5.50-6.00 ITV Familyland. 4.30 American 4.00 Numb3rs 5.00-6.00 Home Shopping 7.00 Home Shopping Shopping Encore Nightscreen Dad! 5.00-8.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping 66 lnsideSoap DramaDave ITV2E4 More4 FREEVIEW 20 FREEVIEW 12 FREEVIEW 6 FREEVIEW 28 FREEVIEW 14 7.10 AM Bergerac Private 6.00 AM Home Shopping 6.00 AM The Planet’s 6.00 AM Rude(ish) Tube 9.30 AM Food Fight. 8.00 Bergerac Sea 7.10 Scrapheap Funniest Animals 6.15 6.55 Couples Come Dine Unwrapped: The Truth Changes. 9.00 Bergerac Challenge Snow Shifters. Emmerdale 8.55 With Me 9.00 Made In About Sugar 10.25 A Natural Enemies. 10.00 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Top Coronation Street 11.45 Chelsea 10.00 Don’t Tell Place In The Sun: Winter Bergerac Tangos In The Gear 10.00 American Britain’s Got More Talent The Bride Ireland 11.00 Sun 11.35 A Place In Night. 11.00 Sharpe Pickers Texas Hold ’Em. 12.45 PM Ninja Warrior The Goldbergs 12.00 PM The Sun: Winter Sun Sharpe’s Gold. 1.00 PM The 11.00 American Pickers UK 1.45 FILM Yogi Bear The Goldbergs 1.30 12.35 PM A Place In The House Of Eliott 2.00 The The Empire Picks Back. Includes FYI Daily. (Cert U, 80 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2.00 Sun: Winter Sun 1.35 A House Of Eliott 3.00 The 12.00 PM American mins. 2010) ++3.25 FILM Young Sheldon 2.30 The Place In The Sun: Winter House Of Eliott 4.00 The Pickers Great Minds Ink The Mummy Returns Big Bang Theory 3.00 The Sun 2.35 Four In A Bed House Of Eliott 5.00 Hi- Alike. 1.00 World’s Most Charlize Theron stars Includes FYI Daily. (Cert PG, Big Bang Theory 3.30 The 3.05 Four In A Bed 3.40 de-Hi! On With The Motley. Dangerous Roads 2.00 in Snow White & The 130 mins. 2001) ++5.45 Big Bang Theory 4.00 The Four In A Bed 4.10 Four 5.40 Hi-de-Hi! A Night Not World’s Most Dangerous FILM The Lord Of The Big Bang Theory 4.30 The In A Bed 4.40 Four In To Remember. 6.20 Hi-de- Roads Georgia. 3.00 Top Huntsman 8pm E4 Rings: The Fellowship Of Big Bang Theory 5.00 The A Bed 5.10 Come Dine Hi! Sausages Or Limelight. Gear 4.00 Top Gear 5.00 The Ring Fantasyadventure, Big Bang Theory 5.30 The With Me 5.45 Come Spike’s prospective father-in- The Hurting 5.30 The starring Elijah Wood. Includes Big Bang Theory 6.00 The Dine With Me 6.15 law invites him to join the Hurting 6.00 The Hurting BBC4 FYI Daily. (Cert PG, 171 mins. Big Bang Theory 6.30 The Come Dine With Me 6.50 family business. 6.30 The Hurting FREEVIEW 9 2001) +++++ Big Bang Theory Come Dine With Me

7.00 Sue Thomas: 7.00 Red Dwarf 7.00 PM Atlantic: The 7.00 The Big Bang 7.25 Come Dine With FBEye To Grandmother’s Mechocracy. Wildest Ocean On Earth Theory Me Peterborough: House We Go: Lucy’s 7.40 Red Dwarf From Heaven To Hell: Life 7.30 The Big Bang Veterinary nurse Robin 7 pm grandmother is threatened M-Corp. in the tropical Atlantic. Theory The Prom Hills is the final host in with eviction. Last in the series. Equivalency. Peterborough.

8.00 Rizzoli & Isles He 8.20 Red Dwarf Skipper: 8.00 Wild Burma: 8.00 Snow White 8.00 First Humans: The Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Rimmer gets hold of a Nature’s Lost Kingdom & The Huntsman Cave Discovery The Brother: The duo Quantum skipper and A mission to catalogue the A princess joins discovery of remains from 8 pm investigate a bank robbery. skips his way across the species in Burma. forces with the warrior an unknown species of multi-verse. sent to kill her to human ancestor. overthrow an evil queen. 9.00 Rebus The Black 9.00 Mock The Week 9.00 Salamander: Blood 9.20 Britain’s Got More Fantasy adventure, 9.00 First Contact: Lost Book: The buried remains With Chris Addison and Diamonds Belgian thriller, Talent Stephen Mulhern starring Kristen Stewart, Tribe Of The Amazon of a prostitute are found. Stewart Francis. starring Filip Peeters. hosts the companion Chris Hemsworth and Documentary about an 9 pm 9.40 Mock The Week 9.45 Salamander: Blood show to the talent Charlize Theron. (Cert 12, Amazonian tribe. With Alun Cochrane. Diamonds Belgian thriller. competition. 127 mins. 2012) +++

10.35 Silent Witness 10.20 Mock The Week 10.35 Land Of The Lost 10.20 Celebrity Juice 10.30 The 10.00 The Two Million Safe: Feature-length With Alistair McGowan, Wolves Two-part With John Newman, Maya Inbetweeners: Year Old Boy The episode. Nikki investigates Hal Cruttenden, Gary documentary about Jama, Stacey Solomon Fan discovery of a new pre- 10 pm the murder of a teenage Delaney and Miles Jupp. wolves in America. and Joe Swash. Favourites End Of Term. human species. girl and suspects the attack is gang-related. Leo is caught drink driving. 11.00 Have I Got A Bit 11.35 Top Of The Pops: 11.05 Family Guy 11.00 The Inbetweeners: 11.05 Lee Mack: Hit More News For You 1985 Music by Dan Business Guy: Peter runs Fan Favourites The Road Mack The 11.55 Mock The Week Hartman, D Train, his father-in-law’s company. Caravan Club. comedian’s 2014 11 pm With guests Miles Jupp Madness and the 11.35 Family Guy Road 11.30 The Inbetweeners: performance at London’s and Carl Donnelly. Thompson Twins . To The Multiverse. Fan Favourites Hammersmith Apollo.

12.50 AM Taggart 3.15 A Fine 12.30 AM Mock The Week 12.05 AM Jeff Beck: Still On 12.05 AM Family Guy 12.30 12.05 AM The Inbetweeners: 12.10 AM 8 Out Of 10 Cats Romance 4.00-6.00 Home 1.10 Room 101 1.50 Room The Run 1.35 Atlantic: The American Dad! 12.55 Fan Favourites 12.40 The Does Countdown 1.15 8 Out Shopping 101 2.20 Mock The Week Wildest Ocean On Earth American Dad! 1.25 The Inbetweeners: Fan Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 2.50 Parks And Recreation 2.35-3.35 Wild Burma: Cleveland Show 1.55 Plebs Favourites 1.15 Gogglebox 2.15 Ramsay’s Kitchen 3.15 Mock The Week 4.00- Nature’s Lost Kingdom 2.25 CelebAbility 3.00-6.05 2.20 Tattoo Fixers 3.15 Rude Nightmares USA 3.15-3.55 8 6.00 Home Shopping Teleshopping Tube 4.05 How I Met Your Out Of 10 Cats Uncut Mother 4.30 How I Met Your Mother 4.50-6.00 Rude(ish) Tube

CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.30 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Murder, She Wrote 6.00 AM The Protectors 6.25 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Tomorrow’s World 8.00 Access 9.10 Person Of Cats Make You Laugh Out The Monte Carlo Murders. The Avengers 7.30 World The Millionaire Matchmaker Teleshopping 9.00 Touched Interest 9.55 Castle 10.55 Loud 3 8.25 The Fresh Prince 6.45 Murder, She Wrote Superbike Highlights 8.30 10.00 The Real Housewives By An Angel 10.00 Touched NCIS 11.55 NCIS 1.00 PM Of Bel-Air 10.25 FILM Dirty Incident In Lot Seven. 7.40 Motorsport UK 9.30 ITV Of Orange County Mystic By An Angel 11.00 Touched NCIS 2.00 FILM Columbo Dancing (Cert 12, 125 mins. Murder, She Wrote Ever After. Racing: The Opening Show Mistake. 11.00 The Real By An Angel 12.00 PM Goes To College Detective 2017) ++ 1.05 PM FILM 8.40 Lewis Wild Justice. 10.30 Pawn Stars 12.20 PM Housewives Of Atlanta Bosom Touched By An Angel 1.00 drama. (Cert PG, 89 mins. Richie Rich (Cert PG, 90 mins. 10.40 Inspector Morse The Pawn Stars 12.50 FILM Buddies. 11.55 Yummy Touched By An Angel 2.00 It’s 1991) +++ 4.00 Law & Order 1994) ++ 2.55 FILM Daddy Dead Of Jericho. 12.55 PM Chisum (Cert PG, 107 mins. Mummies 12.55 PM The Only A Miracle With Roma Downey Good Girl. 5.00 Law & Order Day Camp (Cert PG, 88 mins. Agatha Christie’s Marple At 1970) ++3.05 Merry Way Is Essex 1.55 The Real 3.00 It’s A Miracle With Roma Survivor. 6.00 Law & Order 2007) + 4.45 FILM Bertram’s Hotel – Parts One & Christmas Mr Bean 3.35 Mr Housewives Of Cheshire Days Downey 4.00 Judge Judy Corruption. 7.00 NCIS: New Bewitched (Cert PG, 98 mins. Two. 3.00 FILM Carry On Bean 4.10 FILM Every Which Of Decadence. 2.55 Sam And 4.30 Judge Judy 5.00 Judge Orleans Sister City – Part Two. 2005) ++ 6.55 FILM The Screaming Comedy horror, Way But Loose Includes FYI Billie Faiers: The Mummy Judy 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 8.00 NCIS: New Orleans Last Airbender (Cert PG, 103 starring Kenneth Williams. Daily. (Cert 12, 109 mins. Diaries 3.55 Ferne McCann: Judge Judy 6.30 Judge Judy Undocumented. 9.00 NCIS: mins. 2010) + 9.00 FILM (Cert PG, 92 mins. 1966) 1978) ++++6.25 FILM First Time Mum 5.30 Cake 7.00 Judge Judy 7.30 Judge New Orleans Father’s Day. Grown Ups 2 Includes ++++5.00 Midsomer Moonraker Includes FYI Daily. Hunters 6.00 Dinner Date Judy 8.00 Judge Judy 8.30 10.00 Bull Too Perfect. 10.55 Access. (Cert 12, 99 mins. Murders The Dagger Club. (Cert PG, 121 mins. 1979) Grace. 7.00 Dinner Date Judge Judy 9.00 Cheaters Bull EJ. 11.55 Law & Order: 2013) + 11.10 FILM The 7.00 Midsomer Murders +++9.00 FILM Safe House Martyn. 8.00 Dinner Date 10.00 Medium 11.00 Special Victims Unit Families. Cabin In The Woods (Cert 15, Market For Murder. 9.00 Includes FYI Daily. (Cert 15, Carley. 9.00 Atlanta Plastic Medium 12.00 AM Medium 12.55 AM Law & Order: 91 mins. 2012) ++++ Midsomer Murders A Worm In 110 mins. 2012) +++11.20 Surgery Sisters. 10.00 The 1.00 Medium 2.00 Medium Special Victims Unit 1.50 Law 1.00 AM Rich Kids Go Skint The Bud. 11.05 Vera A FILM American Gangster Real Housewives Of Atlanta 3.00 Judge Judy 3.30 Judge & Order: Special Victims Unit 2.00 100 Per Cent Hotter Certain Samaritan. 1.05 AM (Cert 18, 150 mins. 2007) Bosom Buddies. 11.00 Judy 4.00 Judge Judy 4.30 2.50 Law & Order: Special 3.00 Channel Zero: No-End Law & Order: UK Tick Tock. ++++2.25 AM Tommy The Magaluf Weekender Judge Judy 5.00 Judge Judy Victims Unit 3.50 Access House 3.55 Access 4.00- 2.00 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00 Cooper 2.50 Nightscreen 12.00 AM Bridezillas 5.30-6.00 Judge Judy 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 67 INSIDE TV SUNDAY 29 April BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4 6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 7.30 Match Of 6.00 AM Life In A Cottage Garden With 6.00 AM CITV 8.25 ITV News (S) 8.30 6.05 AM The King Of Queens Work 6 The Day (R/S) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Carol Klein Spring Into Summer: The Zoe Ball On Sunday (S) 9.25 Love Your Related. (R/S) 6.30 The King Of Queens am Show (S) 10.00 The Big Questions (S) horticulturist receives her first bee hive. (R/S) Garden (R/S) 10.00 Peston On Sunday Better Camera. (R/S) 6.55 Motor Sport: 11.00 Sunday Politics (S) 12.15 PM Rip 6.35 Gardeners’ World Horticultural ideas. (S) 11.00 Best Walks With A View With FIA World Rallycross Championship Off Britain: Food Spin-off of the consumer (R/S) 7.35 Countryfile Heritage Crafts Julia Bradbury Yorkshire Dales, The 2018 World RX Of Catalunya-Barcelona. (S) show, focusing on secrets of the food Compilation: Anita Rani reports on Malham Cove Walk. (R/S) 11.30 ITV News/ 7.55 Eat The Week (R/S) 9.00 Sunday business and whether special offers are traditional crafts in Norfolk. (R/S) 8.30 The Weather (S) 11.40 Britain’s Got Talent Brunch With guests Jamie Oliver, Tom Allen, always what they seem. (R/S) 1.00 BBC Beechgrove Garden (S) 9.00 Saturday (R/S) 12.55 PM Britain’s Got More Talent Rochelle Humes and OT Fagbenle. (S) News/Weather (S) 1.15 Bargain Hunt Kitchen Best Bites Matt Tebbutt presents Stephen Mulhern hosts the companion show 12.00 PM Formula 1 Azerbaijan Grand Teams seek items in Brackley. (R/S) 2.00 highlights of the series. (S) 10.00 Live to the talent competition. (R/S) 1.55 Prix Live Build Up A preview of the fourth The Truth About Obesity Chris Bavin Snooker: The World Championship 2018 Britain’s Brightest Family (R/S) round of the season. (S) 12.40 Formula 1 seeks out the latest scientific research into Day Nine: Day nine gets under way in 2.25 Ninja Warrior UK With contestants Azerbaijan Grand Prix Live The fourth the problem. (R/S) 3.00 Britain’s Fat Fight Sheffield. (S) 11.00 Triathlon World Harry Judd and Dan Powell. (R/S) 3.30 Paul round of the season (Start-time 1.10pm). (S) With Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall Hugh Series: Bermuda Highlights of the men’s O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs – India 3.55 Formula 1 Azerbaijan Grand Fearnley-Whittingstall is on a mission to and women’s races from Bermuda. (S) People who dedicate their lives to helping Prix Live Reaction A review of the fourth confront the obesity crisis. (R/S) 4.00 12.15 PM MOTD2 Extra Mark Chapman dogs in Delhi. (R/S) 4.00 The Real Camilla: round of the season. (S) 4.30 Car Points Of View (S) 4.15 Songs Of Praise presents football discussion with a line-up of HRH The Duchess Of Cornwall A year in SOS Mazda MX5: Tim Shaw and Fuzz (S) 4.50 Pointless Celebrities Outdoors: guests. (S) 1.00 Live Snooker: The World the life of the Duchess of Cornwall. (R/S) Townshend head to Plymouth to rescue a With Chris Packham, Tom Heap, Miranda Championship 2018 Day Nine: The 5.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Mazda MX5. (R/S) 5.30 Grand Designs Krestovnikoff and Bill Oddie. (R/S) 5.35 afternoon session on day nine at the With Shane Williams, Sair Khan, Milton Building a home on a miniscule BBC News (S) 5.50 Regional News (S) Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. (S) Jones and Tanni Grey-Thompson. (R/S) 38 square metre plot in London. (R/S)

8pm Antiques Roadshow 8pm Britain’s Biggest Warship 9pm Invitation To A Royal… 9pm Homeland

6.00 The Big Painting Challenge 6.00 Super Fast Falcon This 6.00 Harry Hill’s Alien Fun 6.30 Channel 4 News/Weather 6 Movements: Mariella Frostrup and documentary reveals the secrets Capsule With Johnny Vegas, Sue (S) pm Rev Richard Coles present the behind this high-speed bird. (R/S) Johnston and Samantha Giles. (R/S) semi-final from Glasgow. (S) 6.30 ITV News/Weather (S) 6.45 Regional News/Weather (S)

7.00 Countryfile Cornwall: Matt 7.00 Live Snooker: The World 7.00 Little Big Shots Dawn French 7.00 Escape To The Chateau Dick 7 Baker is in Cornwall, where he meets Championship 2018 Day Nine: meets the UK’s youngest town crier, Strawbridge and Angel Adoree pm a blind man walking from Land’s End Jason Mohammad introduces a group of flamenco dancers, a US continue their renovation of a French to John O’Groats to raise money for coverage of the final session on string trio and a six-year-old who chateau. The couple arrange to host charity, planning to catch the first day nine at the Crucible Theatre in wants to be a surgeon. (S) weddings to pay for the work and day of spring at both points. (S) Sheffield, where two second-round invest in solar power. (R/S) matches continue. (S)

8.00 Antiques Roadshow 8.00 Britain’s Biggest Warship 8.00 The Durrells Henry Miller 8.00 The Crystal Maze Richard 8 Floors Castle 1: Fiona Bruce Out With The Old, In With The New: comes to stay with the family and Ayoade guides a team from a school pm hosts the show from south-east The crew of HMS Queen Elizabeth stirs up tension among Louisa and for deaf people through the four Scotland, and discovers the story of completes the sea trials and returns her children with his strange zones, tackling a range of skill, an American heiress who donated a to Portsmouth, while the pilots of the behaviour and the controversial mystery, physical and mental collection of fine art to the estate. (S) fighter jets go to the US for additional content of his books. (S) challenges. Last in the series. (S) training. Last in the series. (S)

9.00 The Woman In 9.00 My Year With 9.00 Invitation To A Royal 9.00 Homeland All In: Saul’s 9 White Laura is forced The Tribe Will makes Wedding Trevor McDonald and Julie mission is given the greenlight. pm into marriage to Sir his final two trips to Etchingham present a look ahead to The clock is ticking on the Keane Percival in spite of Korowai territory and the wedding of Prince Harry and administration. Espionage drama, her love for Walter, and soon realises attends a traditional festival. Last Meghan Markle. (S) starring Claire Danes, Mandy that her fiancé has a dark side. (S) in the series. (S) Patinkin and Elizabeth Marvel. (S)

10.00 BBC News (S) 10.00 Famalam (S) 10.00 ITV News/Weather (S) 10.05 Gogglebox Capturing the 10 10.20 Regional News (S) 10.20 Josh Widdicombe: What 10.20 Peston On Sunday Political households’ instant reactions to pm 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Do I Do Now A recorded magazine, presented by Robert what they are watching on TV from Mark Chapman reviews the latest performance of the comedian’s show Peston, with Allegra Stratton. (R/S) the comfort of their own sofas. (R/S) Premier League action. (S) at the Hammersmith Apollo. (R/S)

11.30 The Women’s Football Show A 11.20 Snooker: The World 11.15 Last Laugh In Vegas The nine 11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does 11 look at the biggest issues in the women’s Championship 2018 Day Nine: The British entertainers have spent more than a Countdown (R/S) 12.00 AM FILM The pm game. (S) 12.15-6.00 AM BBC News (S) concluding session on day nine at the week rehearsing for their dream gig. (R/S) Voices Comedy crime thriller. (Cert 15, 100 Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. (S) 12.10 AM 12.10 AM This Time Next Year (R/S) 1.00 mins. 2014) (S) ★★★ 2.00 FILM Happy Snooker: World Championship Extra (S) Jackpot247 3.00 Motorsport UK (S) 3.50 Bhag Jayegi Premiere. Romantic comedy. 2.10 Sign Zone: Question Time (R/S) Take On The Twisters 4.40 Nightscreen (Cert PG, 126 mins. 2016) ★★★★ 4.10 3.10 Sign Zone: Holby City The Way We 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R/S) Come Dine Champion Of Champions Were. (R/S) 4.10-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) (R/S) 5.05-6.00 Building The Dream (R/S)

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.40 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Scroll Of The Demodragon. (R/S) 10.15 Football On 5: The Championship (R/S) 11.10 Football On 5: Goal Rush Action from Wigan Athletic v AFC Wimbledon. (R/S) 11.40 FIA Formula E 2017/18 Paris EPrix: The Paris ePrix. (S) 12.45 PM Police Interceptors The work of Cheshire’s high-speed police interception unit. (R/S) 1.40 FILM Legend Of The Guardians: The Owls Of Ga’Hoole Two owls go in search of a band of heroic warrior birds to help them defeat a tyrannical general. Animated fantasy, with the voices of Jim Sturgess and Ryan Kwanten. (Cert PG, 96 mins. 2010) (S) ★★★ 3.30 FILM Zookeeper Comedy, starring Kevin James. (Cert PG, 101 mins. 2011) (S) ★★ 5.25 FILM Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Comedy, starring Jim Carrey. (Cert 12, 82 mins. 1994) (S) ★★★★

THE WOMAN IN WHITE | BBC1 9PM The white stuff 5.25pm Ace Ventura: Pet… WilkieWilki Collins’C lli ’ 1859 8 “sensation think The Woman in White is as Walter makes it feel as if story” is often described as the forerunner of the modern befuddled Peter Beale has one of the first detective novels, TV soap, so feverish is the somehow fallen back through thanks to the way its dashing scheming and lusting of its time, but is still trying to find hero Walter Hartright uses characters. That soapy feel out who killed his sister Lucy. classic sleuthing methods to is really brought to the fore in The real star is Charles 7.00 Biggest Dog In The World uncover the vile machinations this adaptation: the casting of Dance as Mr Fairlie – his Documentary following three of Count Fosco. Frankly, we former EastEnder Ben Hardy voice oozes honeyed malice. households with Great Danes, looking at the pros and cons of owning massive dogs, including crippling costs and extreme domestic destruction. (R/S) Grub’s up! MY YEAR WITH THE TRIBE | BBC2 9PM 8.00 Before They Were Stars Part two of two. Dale Winton revisits Will Millard makes his final another selection of archive clips that visits to the Korowai tribe of immortalised popular celebrities’ first, ill-advised forays into the cut- Indonesia, as this fascinating throat world of showbusiness. (R/S) series comes to a close. 8.55 5 News Weekend (S) We’ve already seen that the Korowai’s supposedly primative culture is “in 9.00 Most Shocking Talent Show transition” to say the least, Moments Ever! Memorable given that they’re basically moments from TV talent shows, including Ann Widdecombe on putting down their smartphones Strictly Come Dancing to Susan and picking up spears as soon Boyle’s unexpected success. as the cameras start rolling. Featuring contributions from However, tonight we get a stars including Louis Walsh, sense of the hunter-gatherer Len Goodman, Paul Potts, Sinitta, life that will soon be a fading Jordan Banjo and Perri Kiely. (S) memory, as the tribe go on a “grub fest”. It’s a celebration of sago grubs – the larvae of weevils – which are baked on hot stones into a kind of pizza. 12.00 AM Greatest Ever Celebrity Perhaps best to get your Wind-Ups (R/S) 1.00 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming. (S) 3.10 GPs: Behind Domino’s order in early tonight. Closed Doors (R/S) 4.00 World’s Most Pampered Pets (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor Compilation 2. (R/S) 5.10 Wildlife SOS BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main BBC1 except: 11.00-12.15pm Sunday Politics Scotland 2.00-3.00pm River City 11.30 Sportscene 12.30am The Women’s Football (R/S) 5.35-6.00 House Doctor (R/S) Show 1.10 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.15-6.00 BBC News BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 11.00-12.15pm Sunday Politics Wales BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: 10.00pm Hame 10.30 Sunday Politics Northern Ireland 10.55 Famalam 11.15-11.20 Waterworld BBC2 SCOTLAND as Main BBC2 except: 6.00-7.00pm Sportscene BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: 6.00-7.00pm Scrum VS Sunday WALES as Main ITV except: 1.55-2.25pm Newsweek Wales SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 11.15am Play To The Whistle 12.10am Teleshopping 2.40 Nightscreen 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 69 INSIDE TV SUNDAY 29 April Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Sportswomen 6.00 AM Cold Case 6.00 AM Hour Of Power 6.30 Children’s Hospital Witness Protection. 7.00 7.00 Supergirl 8.00 The 7.00 60 Minute Makeover Cold Case Jackals. 8.00 Simpsons 8.30 The 11.00 60 Minute Cold Case Officer Down. Simpsons 9.00 The Makeover 12.00 PM 9.00 Without A Trace Simpsons 9.30 The Nothing To Declare 4.00 Rage. 10.00 Without A Simpsons 10.00 The Border Security: Canada’s Trace Odds Or Evens. 11.00 Simpsons 10.30 The Front Line 4.30 Border Without A Trace Simpsons 11.00 WWE Security: Canada’s Front 12.00 PM Without A Raw Hlts 12.00 PM

PHOTO: GETTY PHOTO: Line 5.00 Border Trace The Little Things. 1.00 Revolution 1.00 Security: Canada’s Front Without A Trace 2.00 MacGyver 2.00 NCIS: Los Line 5.30 Border Becoming Warren Buffett Angeles 3.00 Modern Security: Canada’s Front 3.40 War Dog: A Soldier’s Family 3.30 Modern Line 6.00 Border Best Friend 5.00 Blue Family 4.00 Modern Security: Canada’s Front Bloods Greener Grass. 6.00 Family 4.30 Modern Line 6.30 Border Blue Bloods Nightmares. Family 5.00 Modern Security: Canada’s Front Danny’s investigation of a Family Royal Visit. 5.30 The Line The work of the Canada murder leads him into the Simpsons 6.00 The Border Services Agency world of voodoo. Simpsons 6.30 Revolution

THE NAKED TRUTH | BBC3 10AM 7.00 America’s Next 7.00 Blue Bloods Higher 7.30 The Simpsons Top Model Next Level Education: Danny Forgive And Regret: 7 Fierce: Hosted by Tyra investigates a murder Grampa makes a What is it like to live as others with shame and pm an obese person in an anxiety. But this is a revealing Banks. Last in the series. on a college campus. confession to Homer that increasingly fattist society? documentary in more ways proves hard to reconcile. Five obese young people talk than one – each of the people 8.00 Chicago Fire When 8.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 MacGyver Bear about their bodies in physical being interviewed is naked, They See Us Coming: The Secrets And Lies: Frank Trap And Mob Boss: 8 FBI takes over Firehouse enlists the assistance of a A mobster-turned- and emotional detail – some with the resulting film offering pm with pride and humour, a raw account of their lives. 51 for a mission. notorious mob lawyer to informant is kidnapped prevent a hit. and taken to Chernobyl.

KKK: THE FIGHT FOR WHITE SUPREMACY 9PM 9.00 World’s Most Evil 9.00 Real Time With 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 |W Killers Edmund Kemper: Bill Maher The comic Adam’s mission to take 9 American serial killer invites guests to discuss down organised crime With secretive rituals and pm Edmund Kemper. the week’s events. on the island goes awry. violent methods, the Ku Klux Klan is one of the world’s most reviled organisations. Here, 10.00 Criminal Minds 10.10 Tales Of 10.00 NCIS: Los film-maker Dan Murdoch tries Ex Parte: The BAU takes The Grim Sleeper Angeles The Monster: 10 charge of a hostage Nick Broomfield’s The team uncovers a killer pm to unlock some of the mystery situation at a law firm in documentary about a who puts on shows for – and discovers why members Washington, DC. suspected serial killer in high-paying voyeurs. wear the infamous white hood. Los Angeles, telling the 11.00 Criminal Minds stories of the victims and 11.00 In The Long Run Masterpiece: A man examining how the alleged 11.30 A League Of 11 confesses to killing seven perpetrator was arrested. Their Own: Unseen MARVEL’S AGENTS OF SHIELD 9PM pm |E4 people and promises (Cert 15, 110 mins. 2014) James Corden introduces The elite squad of US more will die. ++++ out-takes. super-agents returns for 12.00 AM Criminal Minds 12.15 AM Billions 1.25 12.00 AM The Blacklist 1.00 1.00 Criminal Minds 2.00 Silicon Valley 2.00 Westworld Arrow 2.00 DC’s Legends Of another action-packed Criminal Minds 3.00 Criminal 3.10 The Sopranos 4.10 The Tomorrow 3.00 Revolution series, with a final chance Minds 4.00 Nothing To Guest Wing 5.05-6.00 The 4.00 Stargate Atlantis 5.00- Declare 4.30 Nothing To Guest Wing 6.00 Stargate Atlantis to return to their own timeline. 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Doctor Who 11.00 Doctor Murdoch Trap. 10.00 Sue Ronnies 9.50 Only Fools Aristocracy. 11.00 Agatha The Mentalist 2.00 The 10.00 Major Crimes Moral Who The Big Bang. 12.00 PM Thomas: FBEye Diplomatic And Horses 10.30 Only Christie’s Poirot The Third Mentalist 3.00 The Mentalist Hazard. 11.00 Major Crimes Doctor Who The Impossible Immunity. 11.00 Sue Thomas: Fools And Horses 11.10 Only Floor Flat. 12.05 PM Little Red Book. 4.00 The Off The Wagon. 12.00 PM Astronaut. 1.00 Doctor Who FBEye Dirty Bomb. 12.00 PM Fools And Horses 12.55 PM Heartbeat Moving Target. Mentalist Pretty Red Balloon. Major Crimes Family Law. Day Of The Moon. 2.00 Sue Thomas: FBEye The Only Fools And Horses 8.00 1.10 Heartbeat Lily Of The 5.00 The Mentalist Ring 1.00 Major Crimes Dead Sherlock The Great Game. 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7.00 The One Show Presented 7.00 Live Snooker: The World 7.00 Emmerdale Rishi is 7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather 7 by Matt Baker. (S) Championship 2018 Day 10: Hazel nervous about going on a (S) pm 7.30 Civilisations Stories The Irvine introduces the final session on date, so Frank steps in to help. (S) stories behind treasures displayed day 10 at the Crucible Theatre, 7.30 Coronation Street in museums and galleries. (S) Sheffield, which sees the second Simon finds incriminating round come to a close. (S) evidence in Toyah’s car, Geoff asks Yasmeen on a date, and Angie sets alarm bells ringing. (S)

8.00 EastEnders Phil is 8.00 Only Connect The Final: The 8.00 Give It A Year A former 8.00 Holidays Unpacked 8 stunned to hear Max has final of the quiz. Last in the series. (S) Manchester United trainee Visits to Mexico and Morocco. (S) pm reopened the car lot. (S) 8.30 Coast Lives New series. starts a new business. (S) 8.30 Tricks Of The 8.30 Getting a Fair Trial? – Weatherman Barra Best travel’s 8.30 Coronation Street Restaurant Trade New Panorama A report on cases along Northern Ireland’s coastline. (S) Toyah comes to Eva’s aid series. Simon Rimmer in which evidence has been as she gives birth, Audrey discovers finds out about withheld or not investigated. (S) that three is a crowd, and Jude Starbucks’ research invents more lies. (S) and development programme. (S)

9.00 The Woman In White Sir 9.00 Secret Agent Selection: 9.00 The Royal Wives 9.00 The Island With Bear Grylls 9 Percival violently loses his temper WW2 The students are transported Of Windsor A Royal The two camps decide to settle their pm when Laura refuses to sign a to a British stately home to attend a Engagement. Part one class issues in the last week, battling document, while Marian starts to re-creation of the SOE finishing of two. The impact the high seas in a joint bid to get to find herself increasingly drawn to school, which prepared agents for of women who have married into the neighbouring island on a raft. (S) the enigmatic Count Fosco. (S) a life living undercover. (S) the royal family. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.00 QI Operations: With Bill 10.00 ITV News At Ten/Weather 10.00 Kiss Me First The Witch Is 10 10.30 Regional News (S) Bailey, Katherine Ryan and (S) Coming: Adrian’s aim to stop the pm 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More Rhod Gilbert. (R/S) 10.30 Regional News/Weather (S) Witch reaches its real-life climax News For You An extended edition 10.30 Newsnight (S) 10.45 Elton John: I’m Still as all the players assemble at his of the satirical quiz. (S) Standing, A Grammy Salute secret location, while the fight A tribute concert. (S) is on to save Tess’s soul. (S)

11.30 The Graham Norton Show Orlando 11.15 Snooker: The World 12.30 AM Last Laugh In Vegas: 11.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? 11 Bloom talks about West End production Championship 2018 Day 10. (S) 12.05 AM Showtime The British entertainers take to (R/S) 12.05 AM First Dates (R/S) 1.00 Lee pm Killer Joe, in which he plays a cop who Snooker: World Championship Extra the stage for their big gig in Las Vegas. Last And Dean (R/S) 1.30 Our Wildest Dreams moonlights as a killer-for-hire. Comedy actor 2018 Day 10. (S) 2.05 Sign Zone: in the series. (R/S) 1.40 Jackpot247 Ecuador. (R/S) 2.25 Hidden Restaurants Stephen Merchant also guests. (R/S) Countryfile (R/S) 3.00 Sign Zone: Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle With Michel Roux Jr (R/S) 3.20 KOTV 12.20-6.00 AM BBC News (S) MasterChef: The Finals (R/S) 4.00 Sign Show Guests air their differences. (R/S) Boxing Weekly (S) 3.45 Come Dine Zone: Murder, Mystery And My Family 3.55 Nightscreen Information service. Champion Of Champions (R/S) 4.40 (R/S) 4.45-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R/S) Building The Dream 5.35-6.00 Steph And Dom’s One Star To Five Star (R/S) 72 lnsideSoap MONDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff Debate on issues of the day. 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Paul and Ben are called in to evict squatters from a residential property. (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 The Gadget Show Jon Bentley tests out indoor security cameras. (R/S) 1.15 Home And Away Justin and Tori race to rescue Ash. (S) 1.45 Neighbours Liam finds Jimmy in a collapsed state. (S) 2.15 NCIS Newborn King: The team provides protection for a pregnant marine. (R/S) 3.15 FILM Deadly Dance Mom Premiere. A woman takes extreme measures to ensure her daughter wins a scholarship to an exclusive dance academy. Thriller, starring Christina Cox and Beverley Mitchell. Edited for language. (Cert PG, 92 mins. 2017) (S) ★★★ 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

THE ROYAL WIVES OF WINDSOR |ITV 9PM The marrying kind A new bride is poised to enter tonight – desperate to see royal weddings – followed, 8pm Police Interceptors the British monarchy. Meghan a better society rising from of course, by the most 6.00 Home And Away Markle is an American divorcée the remains of ancient class spectacular royal divorces. Hunter wrestles with a – and that whirring sound you structures – are better off Historian David Starkey guilty conscience after breaking can hear in the background turning over to Channel 4, leads the experts in this look up with Jennifer. (R/S) is Mrs Wallis Simpson busily where it’s all being thrashed at the women who marry into 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) revolving in her grave. out on The Island With Bear the Windsor family, and what Any devout Republicans Grylls. Here on ITV, it’s the Meghan can expect from 7.00 Aviva Premiership Rugby settling in front of the telly splendour of the most fairy-tale life as Mrs Harry Windsor. Highlights Action from Gloucester v Bath, Wasps v Northampton Saints and Leicester Tigers v Newcastle Falcons. (S) Whining and dining TRICKS OF THE RESTAURANT TRADE | Channel 4 8.30PM 8.00 Police Interceptors New series. Lee is confronted by a This “insider guide to particularly mouthy motorist who eating out” returns for a does not know when to call it a day, new series, offering tips and Liam arrests a man who denies on how we can improve our carrying out a shocking attack. (S) dining experiences (well, ways not including winning the lottery and paying 9.00 Paddington Station 24/7 George Clooney to meet British Transport Police are out in us at Nando’s). Tonight, Simon force as crowds of football fans Rimmer meets the team at pass through, while a young man is Starbucks, “who decide what spotted walking dangerously close we’ll be eating in the future” to the edge of a platform. (S) – coffee and some sort of pastry with chocolate bits in, 10.00 Britain’s Cocaine we presume. Also, we’ll find Epidemic New series. out if anyone is prepared to Documentary lifting the lid on pay £100 a litre for a new the lives of those who use or brand of bottled water. And, supply cocaine. (S) if so, why they are not safely under psychiatric care?

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WESTWORLD | Sky Atlantic 9PM 7.00 Children’s Hospital 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 7.00 The Simpsons Moe A five-year-old has a Investigation A Little Letter Blues: Moe stirs up here to judge you,” asserts 7 fish bone removed from Murder: A womanising marital strife in Springfield. The android ‘hosts’ that pm populate Westworld are Dolores. “Well, now no one her throat. dwarf is found dead. 7.30 The Simpsons The 7.30 Children’s Hospital rebelling! In fact, they’re out is here to judge what we will Bob Next Door. to slaughter their cruel do to you.” It’s intense stuff 8.00 Elementary Details: 8.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 Supergirl In Search masters. “You thought you – but with eight episodes left, Detective Bell becomes Fathers And Sons: Danny Of Lost Time: J’onn faces we’re betting that there are 8 the chief suspect in a investigates when a sniper the truth about his father. could do what you wanted to pm us, because there’s no one a lot more twists to come… shooting case. targets motorists driving gas-guzzling cars.

JULIET BRAVO 10AM 9.00 Criminal Minds All 9.00 9.00 The Italian | Drama You Can Eat: The team Westworld Job A crook 9 investigates a possible Reunion: Sci-fi double-crosses his Drama goes back to 1980 to pm bioterrorism attack. drama, starring Evan partners, who devise a revisit the very first episode of Rachel Wood. daring plan to exact the BBC’s police series, which revenge and reclaim their initially starred Stephanie Turner 10.00 Blindspot Galaxy 10.10 West:Word ill-gotten gains. Crime as Inspector Jean Darblay. As Of Minds: The team joins 10.40 The Circus: thriller remake, starring 10 forces with a conspiracy Inside The Wildest Mark Wahlberg and pm she begins her new job, Darblay theorist. Political Show On Earth Charlize Theron. (Cert 12, must act quickly when a man 106 mins. 2003) +++ takes his daughter hostage. 11.00 Criminal Minds 11.15 Real Time With 11.05 The Force: North Bloodline: A couple are Bill Maher The comic East Bloody Money: New 11 murdered and their invites guests to discuss homeowners get a shock DON’T TELL THE BRIDE IRELAND 10PM pm |E4 daughter is kidnapped by the week’s events. when they discover a Tonight’s episode concerns a family in rural Alabama. cannabis farm in their loft. kitchen porter Colm, who 12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene 12.25 AM Westworld 1.35 12.00 AM Brit Cops: Investigation 1.00 Murders Here And Now 2.50 Crashing Frontline Crime UK 1.00 popped the question to his That Shocked The Nation 3.25 Happyish 4.00 The West Ross Kemp: Extreme World retail assistant girlfriend Jane 2.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Wing 5.00-6.00 The West 2.00 Most Shocking 3.00 Nothing To Declare 4.00 Wing Hawaii Five-0 4.00 The Real while she was changing a dirty Nothing To Declare 4.30 A&E 4.30 The Real A&E nappy! 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Mysteries 10.00 Murdoch Wine 11.20 You Rang, One. 8.00 Brideshead In The Spaceship. 2.00 Bones Order The Taxman Cometh. 11.00 Inside The Ambulance Mysteries 11.00 Sue Thomas: M’Lord? 12.20 PM The Green Revisited 9.00 Heartbeat The Headless Witch In The 12.00 PM Law & Order 12.00 PM Tipping Point 1.00 FBEye 12.00 PM Miss Green Grass 1.00 As Time Moving Target. 10.00 Woods. 3.00 The Mentalist Immortal. 1.00 Law & Order Supernanny US Updates And Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Goes By 1.40 Waiting For Heartbeat Lily Of The Valley. Blood And Sand. 4.00 The Love Eternal. 2.00 NCIS Bete Tips. 2.00 Who Do You Think 1.00 New Tricks 2.00 Sue God 2.20 Only Fools And 10.55 Brideshead Revisited Mentalist Where In The World Noire. 3.00 NCIS The Truth Is You Are? Marianne Faithfull. Thomas: FBEye The Horses 3.00 Last Of The 12.50 PM Robin Of Is Carmine O’Brien? 5.00 Out There. 4.00 NCIS 3.00 My Dream Home 4.00 Fraternity. 3.00 Murdoch Summer Wine 5.00 As Time Sherwood The Power Of NCIS Rogue. 6.00 NCIS UnSealed. 5.00 NCIS Dead My Dream Home 5.00 Mysteries 4.00 Murdoch Goes By 5.40 The Green Albion. 1.55 Robin Of Being Bad. 7.00 NCIS Man Talking. 6.00 NCIS Tipping Point 6.00 Tipping Mysteries What Lies Buried. Green Grass 6.20 Dad’s Army Sherwood The Inheritance. Privileged Information. 8.00 Missing. 7.00 NCIS Split Point 7.00 My Dream Home 5.00 Rizzoli & Isles 6.00 The 7.00 You Rang, M’Lord? 8.00 3.00 Heartbeat House Rules. NCIS Love Boat. 9.00 NCIS Decision. 8.00 Law & Order: 8.00 999 Rescue Squad 9.00 Doctor Blake Mysteries 7.00 Dad’s Army 8.40 Only Fools 4.05 Heartbeat Mackerel Sky. Philly. 10.00 Jack Irish: Blind Special Victims Unit One Born Every Minute 10.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder And Horses 9.20 Blackadder 5.05 The Ruth Rendell Faith 11.15 Legion Chapter Scavenger. 9.00 Gone Don’t Babies: Special Delivery Mysteries 8.00 Miss Fisher’s The Third 10.00 Upstart Crow Mysteries A Case Of 10. 12.20 AM Family Guy Go. 10.00 Chicago Med Maximum Effort. An expectant Murder Mysteries 9.00 10.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys Coincidence – Part Two. 6.10 Quagmire’s Dad. 12.50 11.00 Law & Order: Special mother with a pacemaker. Murdoch Mysteries 10.00 11.20 Bridget & Eamon Agatha Christie’s Poirot Family Guy 1.25 American Victims Unit 12.00 AM Law & 12.00 AM One Born Every Quantico Kudove. 11.00 11.55 Dylan Moran: What It Is Triangle At Rhodes. 7.25 Dad! 2.00 Science Of Stupid Order: Special Victims Unit Minute Lynda & Tendayi. Murdoch Mysteries 12.00 AM 1.40 AM Men Behaving Badly Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.30 Science Of Stupid 3.00 1.00 Law & Order: Special 1.00 Code Black 1.0 Bodies. 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DramaDave ITV2E4 More4 FREEVIEW 20 FREEVIEW 12 FREEVIEW 6 FREEVIEW 28 FREEVIEW 14 7.10 AM The Pinkertons 6.00 AM Home Shopping 6.00 AM The Planet’s 6.00 AM Hollyoaks 7.00 8.55 AM Food Unwrapped 8.00 London’s Burning 7.10 Scrapheap Funniest Animals 6.20 Couples Come Dine With 9.30 A Place In The Sun: 9.00 Casualty Memory Challenge Final – Land Tugs. Totally Bonkers Guinness Me 8.00 How I Met Your Winter Sun 11.35 Four In Games. 10.00 DON’T 8.10 American Pickers World Records 7.10 Mother 9.00 New Girl A Bed 12.05 PM Four In MISS! Juliet Bravo The Empire Picks Back. 9.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 10.00 2 Broke Girls 11.00 A Bed 12.35 Four In A Shotgun. 11.00 The Bill Storage Hunters 9.30 7.55 Emmerdale 8.25 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bed 1.05 Four In A Bed Crime And Punishment. Storage Hunters Fuel To Coronation Street 9.25 12.00 PM The Goldbergs 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 12.00 PM Lovejoy 1.00 The Fire. 10.00 American The Ellen DeGeneres 1.00 The Big Bang Come Dine With Me Last Of The Summer Pickers 11.00 American Show 10.20 The Theory 2.00 How I Met 2.40 Come Dine With Me Wine 1.40 Hi-de-Hi! It’s A Pickers 12.00 PM Bachelorette 12.15 PM Your Mother 2.30 How 3.15 Come Dine With Me Blue World. 2.20 Are You American Pickers 1.00 Georgia Toffolo in Emmerdale 12.45 I Met Your Mother 3.00 3.45 Come Dine With Me Being Served? Pilot. 3.00 Top Gear 2.00 Top Gear Made In Chelsea Coronation Street 1.45 New Girl 3.30 New Girl 4.20 Come Dine With Me London’s Burning 4.00 3.00 Sin City Motors The Ellen DeGeneres 4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.50 A Place In The Sun: You Rang, M’Lord? A Model A Mayhem. 4.00 9pm E4 Show 2.35 The Jeremy 4.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Winter Sun 5.55 Ugly Day In The Country. 5.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Kyle Show 3.40 The 5.00 The Goldbergs 5.30 House To Lovely House Lovejoy 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! It’s Skull Challenge 5.00 Top Jeremy Kyle Show 4.50 The Goldbergs 6.00 The With George Clarke A Blue World. 6.40 Are You Gear 6.00 Room 101 BBC4 The Jeremy Kyle Show Big Bang Theory 6.30 6.55 The Secret Life Being Served? Pilot. 6.40 Would I Lie To You? FREEVIEW 9 5.50 Take Me Out The Big Bang Theory Of The Zoo

7.20 Last Of The 7.20 Would I Lie To 7.00 PM Beyond 100 7.00 You’ve Been 7.00 Hollyoaks Farrah 7.55 Grand Designs Summer Wine Glenda You? Comedy panel Days/Weather Framed! Gold persuades Ryan to tell the Puglia Revisit: Kevin shows a keen interest in show, with guests 7.30 Sea City New 7.30 You’ve Been police where Kim is. McCloud revisits artists 7 pm her new neighbours. including Dara O Briain recruits attend a Framed! Gold 7.30 Extreme Cake David Westby and Leonie and Denise Van Outen. performing course. Narrated by Harry Hill. Makers A spooky cake. Whitton who bought an olive farm in the Puglia 8.00 Murdoch 8.00 Cop Car Workshop 8.00 Jet! When Britain 8.00 Two And A Half 8.00 The Big Bang region of Italy and planned Mysteries Part one of A crime car comes in with Ruled The Skies Military Men Theory to convert it into a home two. The detective a faulty wailer. Marvels: Part one of two. 8.30 Superstore 8.30 Young Sheldon on a budget of £25,000. 8 pm investigates the murder Exploring advances in New series. Comedy, An Eagle Feather, A String of a merchant. aviation in the 1950s. starring America Ferrera. Bean And An Eskimo.

9.00 New Tricks Life 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.00 Art On The BBC: 9.00 Family Guy 9.00 Made In Chelsea 9.00 Building Giants: Expectancy: A blood- Jason Manford hosts an The Genius Of Switch The Flip. Olivia leaves Digby behind Arctic Super Bridge stained bust is uncovered evening of stand-up. Leonardo Da Vinci An 9.30 American Dad! in London as she heads to A team builds the longest 9 pm during construction work exploration of the Standard Deviation. Sri Lanka to re-evaluate suspension bridge within in a cemetery. Renaissance artist’s work. their relationship. the Arctic Circle.

10.00 New Tricks Old 10.00 QI XL Justice: 10.00 The Ottomans: 10.00 Plebs 10.00 Don’t 10.00 The Great Wall School Ties: The remains Stephen Fry hosts an Europe’s Muslim Lupercalia: Marcus is Tell The Bride Of China: The Hidden of a body are discovered extended version. Emperors Why the asked out by Gloria. Ireland Last in Story – Secret History 10 pm near a boarding school. empire finally collapsed. 10.30 Family Guy the series. Documentary shedding Last in the series. Dial Meg For Murder. light on the vast edifice.

11.20 Birds Of A 11.00 Taskmaster: 11.00 Roman Britain: A 11.00 Family Guy Brian’s 11.10 The Big Bang 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Feather Breadwinner: Champion Of Timewatch Guide How Got A Brand New Bag. Theory The Maternal Does Countdown Jon Sharon’s cafe is a Champions A two-part the public’s view of Roman 11.30 American Dad! Capacitance. Richardson and Phil Wang 11 pm success. special welcoming back all Britain has changed over 11.55 The Cleveland 11.35 The Big Bang take on Russell Howard five champions. the decades. Show Die Semi-Hard. Theory and Roisin Conaty.

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(Cert Away 4.00 Will & Grace 5.00 You’re Only Young Twice 5.25 Dragon’s Rock. 4.55 The 4.05 The Real Housewives Of 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 12, 90 mins. 2016) ++6.50 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air George And Mildred My Avengers Wish You Were Beverly Hills 5.00 The Real Dynasty Reunion In Access 7.00 NCIS Chimera. 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home Husband Next Door. 5.55 Here. 6.00 Cash Cowboys Housewives Of Beverly Hills Singapore. 7.00 CSI: Miami 8.00 NCIS Requiem. 9.00 And Away 7.00 Police Heartbeat Swansong. 7.00 Knocking On Doors. 7.00 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 Dress Pro Per. 8.00 ER Union NCIS Love Boat. 10.00 Law & Interceptors 8.00 Can’t Pay? Murder, She Wrote To The Pawn Stars Stick To Your To Impress 8.00 The Real Station. 9.00 Medium Penny Order: Special Victims Unit We’ll Take It Away! 9.00 FILM Last Will I Grapple With Thee. Guns. 7.30 FA Youth Cup Live Housewives Of Orange For Your Thoughts. 10.00 December Solstice. 11.00 Olympus Has Fallen Includes 8.00 Lewis The Gift Of 10.00 FILM Jaws 3 Thriller County 9.00 The Real Dynasty 11.00 Bad Girls Law & Order: Special Victims Access. (Cert 15, 117 mins. Promise. 10.00 DCI Banks sequel, starring Dennis Quaid. Housewives Of Orange 12.05 AM Judge Judy 12.30 Unit Criminal. 11.55 Law & 2013) ++11.20 FILM Dark What Will Survive – Part One. Includes FYI Daily. (Cert 12, County An Unexpected Thaw. Judge Judy 1.00 ER 2.00 Order: Special Victims Unit Skies Includes Access. (Cert 11.00 DCI Banks What Will 94 mins. 1983) ++12.05 AM 10.00 The Real Housewives Medium 3.00 Dr Quinn, 12.55 AM CSI: NY 1.50 CSI: 15, 97 mins. 2013) +++ Survive – Part Two. 12.05 AM FILM Hard Target Includes Of Cheshire 11.00 Ferne Medicine Woman 4.00 NY 2.50 CSI: Crime Scene 1.20 AM 100 Per Cent Hotter Agatha Christie’s Marple 2.00 FYI Daily. (Cert 18, 97 mins. McCann: First Time Mum Touched By An Angel Elijah. Investigation 3.50 Access 2.20 100 Per Cent Hotter Nightscreen 2.30-6.00 1993) +++2.00 The Saint 12.30 AM Candidly Nicole 5.00-6.00 JAG 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 75 INSIDE TV TUESDAY 1 May BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4 6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Rip Off 6.00 AM Flog It! Trade Secrets A look 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain (S) 8.30 6.00 AM Countdown (R/S) 6.45 3rd Rock 6 Britain: Food (S) 10.00 Homes Under behind the scenes at Longleat House in Lorraine (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show From The Sun Near Dick Experience. (R/S) am The Hammer (S) 11.00 A1: Britain’s Wiltshire. (R/S) 6.30 A1: Britain’s Longest (S) 10.30 This Morning Celebrity chat and 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun Dick’s Big Longest Road (S) 11.45 The Housing Road The workers who keep traffic flowing lifestyle features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose Giant Headache – Part One. (R/S) 7.35 Enforcers (S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt along Britain’s longest and most iconic road. Women Amy Schumer drops into the studio Everybody Loves Raymond Look, Don’t Two teams search for antiques in Wetherby, (R/S) 7.10 The Super League Show Hull to discuss her new film, I Feel Pretty. (S) Touch. (R/S) 8.00 Everybody Loves West Yorkshire. (R/S) 1.00 BBC News At Kingston Rovers v Leeds Rhinos. (S) 8.00 1.30 Lunchtime News/Weather (S) 1.55 Raymond Frank, The Writer. (R/S) 8.30 One; Weather (S) 1.30 Regional News (S) Sign Zone: Sea Cities – Brighton Regional News/Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Frasier Shut Out In Seattle – Part Two. 1.45 Doctors Cuckooed: Rob tries to help Brighton: The importance of the summer Rinder Cameras follow criminal barrister (R/S) 9.00 Frasier Momma Mia. (R/S) an old man being exploited by a local season to Brighton. Last in the series. (R/S) Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases 9.35 Frasier Father Of The Bride. (R/S) criminal. (S) 2.15 800 Words Everyone is 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire News and in a studio courtroom. (S) 3.00 Tenable 10.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (R/S) talking about George and Fiona’s clinch current affairs. (S) 10.00 Live Snooker: Quiz, hosted by Warwick Davis. (S) 3.59 ITV 11.00 Undercover Boss USA (R/S) after the cricket match. (S) 3.00 Escape To The World Championship 2018 Day 11: London Weather (S) 4.00 Tipping Point 12.00 PM Channel 4 News/Weather The Country Shropshire: Alistair Appleton The first two quarter-finals get under way in Ben Shephard hosts the arcade-themed quiz Summary (S) 12.05 Coast Vs Country meet a couple seeking a home in rural Sheffield. (S) 12.00 PM Daily Politics show, in which contestants drop tokens (R/S) 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers London Shropshire. 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6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. (R/S) 6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.00 The Simpsons (R/S) 6 (S) 6.30 Britain In Bloom Chris Bavin 6.20 Party Election Broadcast 6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine pm 6.30 Regional News (S) meets green-fingered volunteers in Political broadcast. (R/S) is still furious with Adam 6.55 Party Election Broadcast Stechford, Birmingham. (S) 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S) about his outburst at Darren. (R/S) By the Conservative Party. (S)

7.00 The One Show Live chat 7.00 Live Snooker: The World 7.00 Emmerdale Frank 7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather 7 and topical reports. (S) Championship 2018 Day 11: Jason shows his commitment by (S) pm 7.30 EastEnders Phil Mohammad presents coverage of buying a ring, but Megan realises he offers Max a cash bribe to the concluding session on day 11 at is keeping something from her. (S) leave the Square and is confronted the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. (S) 7.30 Devon And Cornwall Cops by disgruntled Arches customer A New Beat: A batch of recruits are Henry about what happened put through their paces. (R/S) with Sharon and Keanu. (S)

8.00 Holby City Headstrong: 8.00 Top Of The Shop With 8.00 This Time Next Year 8.00 Class Of Mum And Dad It is 8 Fletch clashes with Abigail when an Tom Kerridge Meat producers fight Davina McCall meets a lady who the last week of term, and Class 6M pm unexpected visitor turns up on the it out for a place in the final. They wants to be able to smile for the are packing in some last-minute ward, and personal issues distract include oil-rig worker Mark, who first time in 30 years, and a music cramming, with many feeling the Nicky from her big case. (S) prepares and cures bacon from teacher who would love to pressure of the forthcoming SATs home in Aberdeenshire. (S) become a published author. (S) exams. Last in the series. (S)

9.00 The Split Things become 9.00 Hospital Cameras follow 9.00 The Royal Wives Of Windsor 9.00 My F***ing 9 increasingly complicated for Hannah consultant Dave Selwyn and the A Royal Marriage: Exploring the Tourette’s Family pm as she faces Christie’s ex-wife in a critical care team at Nottingham responsibilities of being a royal Cameras follow the tricky pre-nup, and the three sisters University Hospitals, who balance wife once the fairy tale wedding is Davies-Monks, an meet their father for the first time. (S) demands made on the unit. over, from producing babies to Oxfordshire family who confront Last in the series. (S) supporting good causes. (S) the daily challenges of dealing with Tourette’s. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.00 Cunk On Britain 10.00 ITV News At Ten/Weather 10.00 Surviving The Island With 10 10.30 Regional News (S) The A**e End Of History: (S) Bear Grylls The host arrives on the pm 10.45 Life And Death Row: In Philomena finds herself 10.30 Regional News/Weather (S) island and wants to discover the Cold Blood In Cold Blood: in Brexit Britain. Last in 10.45 Harold Shipman: stories behind the castaways’ A former US Marine meets a the series. (S) Doctor Death (R/S) sometimes dubious survival son he fathered on the run. (S) 10.30 Newsnight (S) strategies. Last in the series. (S)

11.45 Obesity: The Post Mortem 11.15 Snooker: The World 11.45 The Durrells Light-hearted drama 11.05 Flight HS13 12.00 AM Ramsay’s 11 Documentary revealing how dangerous too Championship 2018 Day 11: Rob Walker series based on Gerald Durrell’s Corfu Kitchen Nightmares USA (R/S) 12.55 pm much fat is to peoples’ internal organs. (R/S) presents highlights of the evening session on memoirs. (R/S) 12.35 AM Jackpot247 One Born Every Minute (R/S) 1.50 The 12.45-6.00 AM BBC News (S) day 11. (S) 12.05 AM Snooker: World Viewers get the chance to participate in live Supervet (R/S) 2.45 The Channel: The Championship Extra 2018 Day 11. (S) interactive gaming from the comfort of their World’s Busiest Waterway (R/S) 3.40 2.05 Sign Zone: MasterChef: The sofas, with a mix of roulette-wheel spins and Come Dine Champion Of Champions Finals (R/S) 3.05 Sign Zone: Secret lively chat from the presenting team. 3.00 4.35 Steph And Dom’s One Star To Five Agent Selection: WW2 (R/S) Loose Women (R) 3.45 Nightscreen Star (R/S) 5.00 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.05-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R/S) (R/S) 5.10-6.00 Fifteen To One (R/S) 76 lnsideSoap TUESDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (S) 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! Paul and Steve call for police back-up at a flat in London’s Docklands. (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors A patient feeling unwell after bumping her head visits the surgery. (R/S) 1.10 Access Showbiz news and gossip. (S) 1.15 Home And Away Ash is rushed into hospital. (S) 1.45 Neighbours Jimmy is rushed into hospital. (S) 2.15 NCIS Housekeeping: The team crosses paths with missing NCIS agent EJ Barrett. (R/S) 3.15 FILM Running For Her Life A triathlete hires a coach who uses hypnotherapy as a training technique, but the return of memories takes a toll. Thriller, with Claire Forlani. (Cert PG, 100 mins. 2016) (S) ★★★ 5.00 5 News At 5 (R/S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S) MY F***ING TOURETTE’S FAMILY | Channel 4 9PM Having a word MhMost oi ime, it’s difficult That, in a simplified sense, include the shouting of swear enough to choose the right is the situation faced by words. Spencer describes it 9pm British Airways… thing to say in a given situation two teenage boys in this as like “your little buddy who’s – so imagine the embarrassment documentary – 13-year-old annoying, but a part of you”. 6.00 Home And Away you might feel if your words Spencer Davies-Monk and his We follow the boys and their Robbo fires his lawyer were forcibly chosen for you, brother Lewis, nine, who both family as they negotiate the when she suggests he pleads guilty by someone with no sense of live with Tourette’s Syndrome, challenges of everyday life on grounds of insanity. (R/S) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) self-control or social propriety. and whose uncontrollable “tics” with good grace and humour.

7.00 FIA World Rally Championship Highlights 2018 Rally Argentina: The Rally Argentina. Action from the fifth round of the campaign, held on the Hysterical history gravel roads of Cordoba. (S) CUNK ON BRITAIN | BBC2 10PM

Philomena Cunk – one of the 8.00 The Yorkshire Vet most original thinkers in TV Peter Wright battles to save a today – brings us the final young cow in labour, a hamster instalment in her journey up needs help with an ugly skin through the history of the condition, and a rescue dog needs United Britain of Great surgery for a growing lump. (S) Kingdom. This week, her story reaches the point where olden times end and new times 9.00 British Airways. 100 Years begin, “when the world was In The Sky Part one of a two-part changed by four boys from documentary charting the airline’s Liverpool: George, Ringo, and history, from the first flight in 1919 to the present day. (S) their guitarists”. From there, it’s a thrill ride via the 1966 World Cup, the three-day week, punk, Thatcher and 10.00 Missing Flight MH370: Princess Di; from the spirit Inside The Situation Room The of the 2012 Olympics to disappearance of the Malaysia Airlines aeroplane. (S) the spirit of Brexit. As ever, Cunk quizzes a host of top academics, who blink back at her in stunned bemusement. 11.05 The Secret Life Of The Long-Haul Flight (R/S) 12.30 AM Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops (R/S) 1.00 BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main BBC1 except: 7.00-7.30pm Islay: For Those In Peril 8.00-9.00 River City 10.45 Holby City 11.45 Life And Death Row: In Cold Blood SuperCasino 3.10 Portillo’s Hidden 12.45am Obesity: The Post Mortem 1.40 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.45-6.00 BBC News BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 10.40pm The Wedding History Of Britain Orford Ness: Defence Guru 11.10 Life And Death Row: In Cold Blood 12.10am Obesity: The Post Mortem 1.10 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.15-6.00 BBC News BBC2 N IRELAND Of The Realm. (R/S) 4.00 Britain’s as Main BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30pm Keepin ’er Country 11.15 Cunk On Britain 11.45 Snooker: The World Championship 12.35-2.05am Snooker: World Biggest Mosque (R/S) 4.45 House Championship Extra BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: 11.15am First Minister’s Questions 12.05am Snooker: The World Championship 12.55-2.05 Snooker: Doctor (R/S) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R/S) World Championship Extra WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.30pm ITV News Wales At Six 10.45 Last Laugh In Vegas: Showtime 12.10-12.35am Love Your SCOTTISH 10.30pm 11.05 12.05am 3.35 4.05 5.35-6.00 House Doctor Garden as Main ITV except: Scotland Tonight Harold Shipman: Doctor Death Teleshopping Nightscreen The (R/S) Jeremy Kyle Show 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 77 INSIDE TV TUESDAY 1 May Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 6.00 AM The British 6.00 AM Animal 999 6.30 6.30 Motorway Patrol Revolution. 7.00 Storm City Animal 999 7.00 Meerkat 7.00 Highway Patrol 7.30 Avalanche. 8.00 Fish Town Manor Balance Of Power. Border Patrol 8.00 Border 9.00 The West Wing In The 7.30 Meerkat Manor Security: Canada’s Front Shadow Of The Gunmen – Growing Pains. 8.00 Line 8.30 Border Part One. 10.00 The West Monkey Life 8.30 Monkey Security: Canada’s Front Wing In The Shadow Of Two Life 9.00 Motorway Patrol Line 9.00 Elementary Gunmen – Part Two. 11.00 Self Control. 9.30 Motorway 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene House Changes. 12.00 PM Patrol 10.00 Road Wars Investigation 11.00 Cold House The Fix. 1.00 11.00 Warehouse 13 Case 12.00 PM Children’s Without A Trace 12.00 PM NCIS: Los Hospital 12.30 Children’s Expectations. 2.00 Blue Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five- Hospital 1.00 Medical Bloods Fathers And Sons. 0 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Emergency 2.00 Send In 3.00 The West Wing The NCIS: Los Angeles Sirens. The Dogs 3.00 Nothing To Midterms. 4.00 The West 4.00 Stargate SG-1 Declare 5.00 Border Wing In This White House. Birthright. 5.00 The Security: Canada’s Front 5.00 House After Hours. Simpsons 5.30 Futurama Line 6.00 Medical 6.00 House Moving On.A 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Emergency performance artist visits. Simpsons Judge Me Tender.

BRIDGET & EAMON | Gold 10PM 7.00 Children’s Hospital 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 7.00 The Simpsons A girl’s hayfever is treated. Investigation Abra- Elementary School 7 7.30 Children’s Hospital Cadaver: A volunteer Musical. It’s the finale of the surreal Irish the coach, reserved for the pm comedy, but the most bonkers neediest in the community, disappears during a 7.30 The Simpsons episode has been saved for and Bridget will go to any magic act. Loan-a-Lisa. last. It’s time for the church’s lengths to get them. Sadly 8.00 Elementary 8.00 Blue Bloods Front 8.00 The Flash Fury annual holiday – er, we mean for Eamon, that means being Possibility Two: A man Page News: Jamie shoots Rogue: Barry calls on 8 believes he was a man in a tourist spot. Citizen Cold when he ‘pilgrimage’ – to Lourdes. hit over the head with a pan pm There are two free seats on and having his legs broken… deliberately given a needs a hand getting a degenerative disease. meta from A to B.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? USA 9PM 9.00 Chicago Fire Where 9.00 Paterno 9.00 The Blacklist Zarak |W I Want To Be: A building Biographical Mosadek: Red and the 9 belonging to a drug cartel drama, starring Al gang track down one of American actor John Stamos is pm catches fire, and money Pacino. (105 mins. 2018) the Nash syndicate’s the subject of tonight’s edition, goes missing from the site. ++++ biggest suppliers. and the ex-General Hospital star explores his Greek heritage. 10.00 World’s Most Evil 10.55 The Circus Inside 10.00 The Late Late During his journey of discovery, Killers Documentary The Wildest Political Show Show With James 10 profiling Chicago killer On Earth. Corden: Best Of The pm he’s shocked to learn of a family John Wayne Gacy. Week Highlights of the feud that almost destroyed talk show. his grandfather’s childhood. 11.00 Criminal Minds 11.30 Westworld 11.00 The Force: North Cold Comfort: The mother Reunion: Drama, starring East A raid on the house 11 of an abducted child Evan Rachel Wood. of a dealer leads officers MY FLOATING HOME 9PM pm | More4 helps the team. to a drugs den. A Kent couple attempt to transform a rusting 90ft cargo 12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene 12.40 AM West:Word 1.10 12.00 AM Brit Cops: Investigation 1.00 Cold Case The Sopranos 2.20 House Of Frontline Crime UK 1.00 hull into a luxury four-bedroom 2.00 Grey’s Anatomy 3.00 Lies 2.55 High Maintenance Ross Kemp: Extreme World home on the River Medway. Station 19 4.00 Nothing To 3.30 Happyish 4.05 The West 2.00 Most Shocking 3.00 Declare 4.30 Nothing To Wing 5.00-6.00 The West Duck Quacks Don’t Echo The pair are up against it, Declare 5.00 Border Security: Wing 4.00 The Real A&E 4.30 The though, as they only have Canada’s Front Line 5.30- Real A&E 5.00-6.00 It’s Me 6.00 Border Security: Or The Dog £300,000 and 16 weeks Canada’s Front Line to complete their project. W Alibi GOLD Comedy Cen- FOX Universal 6.10 AM Doctor Who The 7.00 AM Home Shopping 7.30 AM A Sharp Intake Of 8.00 AM Scrubs 9.00 Friends 8.00 AM Monk 9.00 Bones 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Fires Of Pompeii. 7.00 My 7.10 Sue Thomas: FBEye Breath 8.00 Waiting For God 10.00 Gilmore Girls 11.00 10.00 Bones 11.00 The Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol Dream Home 8.00 Tipping 8.00 The Doctor Blake 8.40 Goodnight Sweetheart Friends 12.00 PM Friends Mentalist 12.00 PM The 9.00 Sea Patrol 10.00 Law & Point 9.00 Tipping Point Mysteries 9.00 Murdoch 9.20 Last Of The Summer 1.00 Impractical Jokers 2.00 Mentalist 1.00 Bones 2.00 Order 11.00 Law & Order Red 10.00 The Bill Inferno. 11.00 Mysteries 10.00 Murdoch Wine 11.20 You Rang, Friends 4.00 The Fresh Prince Bones 3.00 The Mentalist Ball. 12.00 PM Law & Order 999 Rescue Squad 12.00 Mysteries 11.00 Sue Thomas: M’Lord? 12.20 PM The Green Of Bel-Air 5.00 Friends 8.00 Blinking Red Light. 4.00 The Flaw. 1.00 Law & Order PM Tipping Point 1.00 FBEye 12.00 PM Miss Green Grass 1.00 As Time Friends 8.30 Friends 9.00 Mentalist Pink Tops. 5.00 Ghosts. 2.00 NCIS Missing. Supernanny US 2.00 Who Do Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Goes By 1.40 Waiting For FILM There’s Something NCIS Being Bad. 6.00 NCIS 3.00 NCIS Split Decision. You Think You Are? John 1.00 New Tricks Left Field. God 2.20 Only Fools And About Mary Comedy, starring Privileged Information. 7.00 4.00 NCIS A Weak Link. 5.00 Simpson. 3.00 My Dream 2.00 Sue Thomas: FBEye Horses 3.00 Last Of The Cameron Diaz and Ben Stiller. NCIS Love Boat. 8.00 NCIS NCIS See No Evil. 6.00 NCIS Home 4.00 My Dream Home 3.00 Murdoch Mysteries Summer Wine 5.00 As Time (Cert 15, 114 mins. 1998) Philly. 9.00 Legion Chapter Vanished. 7.00 NCIS Terminal 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 High Voltage. 4.00 Murdoch Goes By 5.40 The Green ++++11.30 The Chris 11. 10.00 Wolf Creek Shelter. Leave. 8.00 Law & Order: Tipping Point 7.00 My Dream Mysteries The Keystone Green Grass 6.20 Dad’s Army Ramsey Show 12.00 AM 11.10 Family Guy Something, Special Victims Unit Outcry. Home 8.00 999 Rescue Constables. 5.00 Rizzoli & 7.00 You Rang, M’Lord? 8.00 Impractical Jokers 12.30 Something, Something Dark 9.00 The Resident Identity Squad 9.00 DON’T MISS! Isles Living Proof. 6.00 The Dad’s Army 8.40 Only Fools Impractical Jokers 1.00 The Side. 12.05 AM American Crisis. 10.00 Law & Order: Who Do You Think You Are? Doctor Blake Mysteries An And Horses 9.20 Mrs Brown’s Daily Show 1.30 South Park Dad! Permanent Record Special Victims Unit Gambler’s USA John Stamos. 10.00 One Invincible Summer. 7.00 Miss Boys 10.00 DON’T MISS! 2.00 South Park 2.30 South Wrecker. 12.30 American Fallacy. 11.00 Law & Order: Born Every Minute Lynda & Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Bridget & Eamon 10.40 Park 3.00 South Park 3.25 Dad! News Glances With Special Victims Unit Criminal Tendayi. 11.00 999 Rescue 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 9.00 Live At The Apollo 11.40 South Park 3.45 South Park Genevieve Vavance. 1.00 Stories. 12.00 AM Law & Squad 12.00 AM Dr Christian New Tricks 10.00 Quantico Goodnight Sweetheart 4.10 Two And A Half Men Family Guy 1.30 Family Guy Order: Special Victims Unit Will See You Now 1.00 11.00 Murdoch Mysteries 12.20 AM Nurse 1.00 Bridget 4.30 Two And A Half Men 2.00 American Dad! 2.30 Downloaded Child. 1.00 Law Code Black Sleight Of Hand. 12.00 AM Crossing Lines & Eamon 1.35 Live At The 4.55 Two And A Half Men American Dad! 3.00 Family & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.45 The Secret Of Crickley 1.00 Crossing Lines.00 Apollo 2.30 Harry Hill’s TV 5.15 The Fresh Prince Of Guy 3.30 Family Guy 4.00 Outcry. 2.00 Numb3rs 3.00 Hall 3.00-6.10 Home Quantico 2.45 Lie To Me Burp 2.55-3.25 Vic Reeves Bel-Air 5.40-6.00 The Fresh American Dad! 4.30 American Numb3rs 4.00 Numb3rs Shopping 4.00-7.00 Home Shopping Big Night Out Prince Of Bel-Air Dad! 5.00-8.00 Teleshopping 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping 78 lnsideSoap TUESDAY

DramaDave ITV2E4 More4 FREEVIEW 20 FREEVIEW 12 FREEVIEW 6 FREEVIEW 28 FREEVIEW 14 7.10 AM The Bill Crime 6.00 AM Home Shopping 6.00 AM The Planet’s 6.00 AM Hollyoaks 6.30 8.55 AM Food Unwrapped And Punishment. 8.00 7.10 Top Gear 8.10 Funniest Animals 6.20 Hollyoaks 7.00 Couples 9.30 A Place In The Sun: London’s Burning 9.00 American Pickers The Totally Bonkers Guinness Come Dine With Me 8.00 Winter Sun 10.30 A Place Casualty To Have And Have Bundle Brothers. 9.00 World Records 7.10 How I Met Your Mother In The Sun: Winter Sun Not. 10.00 Juliet Bravo Storage Hunters Buried Who’s Doing The Dishes? 9.00 New Girl 10.00 2 11.35 Four In A Bed Fraudulently Uttered. 11.00 Alive. 9.30 Storage Pat Sharp. 7.55 Emmerdale Broke Girls 11.00 12.05 PM Four In A Bed The Bill Zero Tolerance. Hunters Behind Closed 8.25 Coronation Street Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.35 Four In A Bed 1.05 12.00 PM Lovejoy National Doors. 10.00 American 8.55 Coronation Street 12.00 PM The Goldbergs Four In A Bed 1.40 Four Wealth. 1.00 Last Of The Pickers The Georgia 9.25 The Ellen 1.00 The Big Bang In A Bed 2.10 Come Dine Summer Wine 1.40 Hi-de- Gambler. 11.00 American DeGeneres Show 10.20 Theory 2.00 How I Met With Me 2.40 Come Dine Hi! 2.20 Are You Being Pickers 12.00 PM Annie Parisse stars The Bachelorette Your Mother 3.00 New With Me 3.15 Come Dine Served? Dear Sexy Knickers. American Pickers 1.00 12.15 PM Emmerdale Girl 3.30 New Girl 4.00 With Me 3.50 Come Dine 3.00 London’s Burning Top Gear 2.00 Top Gear in the film Paterno 12.45 Coronation Street Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.30 With Me 4.20 Come Dine 4.00 You Rang, M’Lord? 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00 9pm Sky Atlantic 1.15 Coronation Street Brooklyn Nine-Nine 5.00 With Me 4.50 A Place In 5.00 Lovejoy National Steve Austin’s Broken 1.45 The Ellen The Goldbergs 5.30 The The Sun: Winter Sun 5.55 Wealth. 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! 6.40 Skull Challenge 5.00 Top DeGeneres Show 2.35 Goldbergs 6.00 The Big Ugly House To Lovely Are You Being Served? Gear 6.00 Room 101 6.40 BBC4 The Jeremy Kyle Show Bang Theory 6.30 The Big House 6.55 The Secret Dear Sexy Knickers. Would I Lie To You? FREEVIEW 9 5.50 Take Me Out Bang Theory Life Of The Zoo

7.20 Last Of The 7.20 Would I Lie To 7.00 PM Beyond 100 7.00 You’ve Been 7.00 Hollyoaks Alfie 7.55 Grand Designs Summer Wine The You? With Charles Dance, Days/Weather Framed! Gold makes a decision. Kevin McCloud checks Mother Of All Mistakes – Stephen Mangan, Isy 7.30 The Culture Show: 7.30 You’ve Been 7.30 Extreme Cake on the progress of a 7 pm Or Is It?: Hobbo searches Suttie and Gok Wan. Wars Of The Heart Framed! Comical clips, Makers A vintage record couple who fell in love for his real mother. narrated by Harry Hill. player cake. with a location near Peterborough and 8.00 The Inspector 8.00 Scrappers – Back 8.00 King Alfred And 8.00 Two And A Half 8.00 The Big Bang knocked down the existing Lynley Mysteries Limbo: In The Yard With Or The Anglo-Saxons Men Nangnangnangnang. Theory The Clean Room cottage, replacing it with Feature-length episode. Without You. Aethelstan – 8.30 Superstore Infiltration. a contemporary home. 8 pm The body of Lynley’s 8.30 Scrappers – Back The First King Of England. Comedy, starring 8.30 The Big Bang missing godson is In The Yard Last in the series. America Ferrera. Theory discovered 12 years after he disappeared, and the 9.00 Would I Lie To 9.00 The Story Of 9.00 Knocked Up 9.00 Gotham The 9.00 My detective becomes a You? With Keeley Hawes The Jews Return: The An ambitious Demon’s Head: Bruce Floating suspect when the boy’s and Stephen Mangan. Holocaust and the journalist endangers the lives of a Home 9 pm sister is found dead. 9.40 Would I Lie To creation of the state of unexpectedly becomes Gotham Natural History You? With Ronnie Corbett. Israel. Last in the series. pregnant after a one-night Museum historian. stand with a layabout. 10.00 New Tricks 10.20 Would I Lie To 10.00 The Celts: Blood, Romantic comedy, starring 10.00 Supernatural 10.00 Million Pound Sandra reopens an You? With Ruth Jones, Iron And Sacrifice Seth Rogen. Includes FYI Patience: Missouri enlists Movers The high-end investigation into the Jason Manford, Jack Dee With Alice Roberts Daily. (Cert 15, 129 mins. the help of Dean and Jody removals industry. 10 pm apparent suicide of a and Peter Serafinowicz. And Neil Oliver 2007) ++++ to protect her Foreign Office diplomat. granddaughter.

11.20 Birds Of A 11.00 Taskmaster: 11.00 The Mystery 11.40 Family Guy Extra 11.00 The Big Bang 11.05 24 Hours In A&E Feather Food For Champion Of Of Murder: A Horizon Large Medium: Peter and Theory The Terminator The medics treat a Thought: Dorien discovers Champions With Josh Guide An attempt to Lois visit a psychic. Decoupling. doorman stabbed multiple 11 pm a lust for learning. Widdicombe, Noel Fielding understand why 11.30 The Big Bang times outside the social and Bob Mortimer. people kill. Theory club where he works.

12.00 AM The Bill 1.00 12.00 AM QI 12.40 Would I 12.00 AM Bombay Railway 12.10 AM Family Guy 12.35 12.00 AM Celebrity First 12.10 AM 8 Out Of 10 Cats London’s Burning 2.00 The Lie To You? 1.20 Mock The 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1983 American Dad! 1.05 Dates 1.00 Tattoo Fixers 2.05 Does Countdown 1.10 Pinkertons 2.50 The Week 2.00 QI 2.40 Would I 1.30 Top Of The Pops: 1983 American Dad! 1.35 Celebrity Gotham 2.55 Supernatural Ramsay’s Kitchen Pinkertons 4.00-6.00 Home Lie To You? 3.20 Parks And 2.00 King Alfred And The Juice 2.20 Teleshopping 3.40 How I Met Your Mother Nightmares USA 2.10 My Shopping Recreation 4.00-6.00 Home Anglo-Saxons 3.00-4.00 The 5.50-6.00 Nightscreen 4.05 2 Broke Girls 4.25 The Floating Home 3.15-3.50 8 Shopping Story Of The Jews Goldbergs 4.50-6.00 Couples Out Of 10 Cats Uncut Come Dine With Me

CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Classic Coronation 6.00 AM The Chase 6.50 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Bonanza 10.00 Dynasty Access 9.05 Catch A Make You Laugh Out Loud Street 6.25 Classic Pawn Stars 7.10 The The Only Way Is Essex 9.40 11.00 Touched By An Angel Contractor 9.25 Rookie Blue 8.25 Dance Moms 9.10 Coronation Street 6.55 Protectors 7.35 Ironside 8.30 The Only Way Is Vegas 10.25 Elijah. 12.00 PM Judge Judy 10.10 Law & Order 11.10 According To Jim 10.05 On Heartbeat 8.00 The Royal Quincy ME 9.30 Minder Dinner Date 11.25 Dress To 12.30 Judge Judy 1.00 NCIS: New Orleans 12.05 PM Benefits: The Bargain Queen Crash. 9.00 Judge Judy 9.25 10.35 The Saint 11.35 The Impress 12.25 PM The Real Gunsmoke Talbot. 2.00 NCIS: New Orleans 1.05 11.05 On Benefits: Life On Judge Judy 9.55 Judge Judy Avengers 12.45 PM Ironside Housewives Of Miami 1.25 Medium 3.00 ER Union NCIS 2.00 Rookie Blue 3.00 The Dole 12.05 PM Police 10.25 Agatha Christie’s 1.50 Quincy ME 2.50 Minder Don’t Be Tardy 1.50 Don’t Station. 4.00 Judge Judy Law & Order 4.00 Law & Interceptors 1.05 Can’t Pay? Marple 12.30 PM The Royal 3.55 The Saint 4.55 The Be Tardy 2.15 Million Dollar 4.30 Judge Judy 5.00 Judge Order 5.00 FILM Boyfriend We’ll Take It Away! 3.00 1.35 Heartbeat 2.40 Classic Avengers 6.05 Cash Listing: LA 3.10 The Real Judy 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 Killer Thriller, starring Barbie Neighbours 3.30 Home And Coronation Street 3.15 Cowboys 7.00 Pawn Stars Housewives Of New York City Dynasty Fathers And Sons. Castro. Includes Access. 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(Cert 15, To Impress 8.00 Dinner Date Push Comes To Shove – Part Order: Special Victims Unit Away! 9.00 Rich Kids Go 5.55 Heartbeat Strangers On 125 mins. 1993) ++++ 9.00 The Real Housewives One. 10.00 Dynasty 11.00 Parole 10.00 Law & Order: Skint 10.00 FILM Poltergeist A Train. 7.00 Murder, She 11.40 FILM Renegades Of Atlanta 10.00 The Real Bad Girls 12.05 AM Judge Special Victims Unit 10.55 (Cert 15, 93 mins. 2015) +++ Wrote Angel Of Death. 8.00 Action adventure, starring Housewives Of Orange Judy 12.30 Judge Judy 1.00 Law & Order: Special Victims 11.55 Dangerous Dog Midsomer Murders Murder By Kiefer Sutherland. Includes County An Unexpected Thaw. ER Ask Me No Questions, I’ll Unit 11.55 Rookie Blue Owners & Proud 1.00 AM Magic. 10.00 Scott & Bailey FYI Daily. (Cert 18, 101 mins. 11.00 Marriage Boot Camp: Tell You No Lies. 2.00 Medium 12.55 AM CSI: NY 1.50 CSI: Murder On The Internet 2.00 11.00 Scott & Bailey 1989) +++1.50 AM Reality Stars Pedal To The 3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine NY 2.50 CSI: Crime Scene Celeb Trolls 3.00 When Kids 12.05 AM The Street 1.20 Motorsport UK 2.45 Medal. 12.00 AM The Jeremy Woman 4.00 Touched By An Investigation 3.50 Access Kill 3.50 Access 4.00-6.00 The Street 2.20 Nightscreen Nightscreen 3.00-6.00 Kyle Show USA 12.55-6.00 Angel 5.00-6.00 JAG 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping 2.30-6.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping Teleshopping lnsideSoap 79 INSIDE TV WEDNESDAY 2 May BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4 6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Rip Off 6.00 AM Flog It! Trade Secrets Play Time 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain (S) 8.30 6.00 AM Countdown (R/S) 6.45 3rd Rock 6 Britain: Food (S) 10.00 Homes Under – Part Two: Paul Martin discusses snuff Lorraine Entertainment and fashion news. From The Sun Dick’s Big Giant Headache am The Hammer (R/S) 11.00 A1: Britain’s boxes with James Lewis. (R/S) 6.30 A1: (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests – Part Two. (R/S) 7.10 3rd Rock From The Longest Road (S) 11.45 The Housing Britain’s Longest Road The workers who air their differences. (S) 10.30 This Sun Episode 1: The Baby Menace. (R/S) Enforcers (S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt keep traffic flowing along Britain’s longest Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond Your Newark 20: Two teams compete at Newark and most iconic road. (R/S) 7.15 Rip Off features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose Women Place Or Mine?. (R/S) 8.00 Everybody Antiques and Collectors Fair. (S) 1.00 Britain: Food Spin-off of the consumer Featuring interviews with Robert Webb and Loves Raymond In-Laws. (R/S) 8.30 BBC News At One; Weather (S) 1.30 show, focusing on the food business. (R/S) Fearne McCann. (S) 1.30 Lunchtime Frasier Radio Wars. (R/S) 9.00 Frasier Regional News (S) 1.45 Doctors 8.00 Sign Zone: See Hear Deaf Parents. News/Weather (S) 1.55 Regional News/ Everyone’s A Critic. (R/S) 9.35 Frasier The Should I Stay Or Should I Go?. (S) 2.15 800 (S) 8.30 Sign Zone: Great British Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Cameras Dog That Rocks The Cradle. (R/S) 10.05 Words George and Fiona decide to host a Railway Journeys Criccieth To follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder as he Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (R/S) 11.00 dinner party for the whole of Weld. (S) 3.00 Caernarfon. (R/S) 9.00 Victoria takes on real-life cases in a studio Undercover Boss USA (R/S) 12.00 PM Escape To The Country East Devon: A Derbyshire News and current affairs. (S) courtroom. (S) 3.00 Tenable A team of Channel 4 News/Weather Summary (S) couple search for a more pastoral life in east 10.00 Live Snooker: The World charity volunteers from Cambridgeshire 12.05 Coast Vs Country (R/S) 1.05 Posh Devon. (R/S) 3.45 Flipping Profit Gavin Championship 2018 Day 12: Coverage of compete. (S) 3.59 ITV London Weather (S) Pawnbrokers Nathan and Debbs of Claxton, Linda Lambert and Anthony Devine the opening session on day 12 at the 4.00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts Pickwick Pawnbrokers take a spin in a head to Oxford to search for bargains. (S) Crucible Theatre. (S) 11.30 Daily Politics the arcade-themed quiz show, in which mini-hovercraft. (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) 4.30 Flog It! Compilation Antony: A Including Prime Minister’s Questions. (S) contestants drop tokens down a choice of 3.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or collection of interesting finds from around 1.00 PM Live Snooker: The World four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000 Away Majorca v Cornwall. (R/S) 4.00 the country. (S) 5.15 Pointless Quiz, Championship 2018 Day 12: jackpot. (S) 5.00 The Chase Quiz show, Escape To The Chateau: DIY (S) 5.00 hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (S) Coverage of two quarter-finals. 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6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. (R/S) 6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.00 The Simpsons You Don’t 6 (S) 6.30 Britain In Bloom Chorley: 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S) Have To Live Like A Referee. (R/S) pm 6.30 Regional News (S) Chris Bavin meets volunteers in the 6.30 Hollyoaks Ryan market town in Lancashire. (S) gives Farrah an ultimatum regarding Kim’s whereabouts. (R/S)

7.00 The One Show Matt Baker 7.00 Live Snooker: The World 7.00 Emmerdale Liv 7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather 7 and Alex Jones present the magazine Championship 2018 Day 12: Jason tries to deny that she has (S) pm show featuring reports from around Mohammad presents coverage of a drinking problem. (S) the UK and celebrity guests. (S) the concluding session on day 12 at 7.30 Coronation Street the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield, Mary and Jude pull out all where the remaining quarter-finals the stops to keep Angie in the dark are scheduled to reach a climax. (S) and Kirk’s command of a canine wins him a new fan. (S)

8.00 Watchdog Live Matt Allwright, 8.00 Top Of The Shop With 8.00 Heathrow: 8.00 The Secret Life Of The Zoo 8 Steph McGovern and Nikki Fox Tom Kerridge Four producers Britain’s Busiest Giraffe Orla goes into labour, but the pm report on what has gone wrong of drinks compete against each Airport New series. (S) keepers must watch from the with a global company’s attempt other for a place in the final, as they 8.30 Coronation sidelines due to the risks involved. to put right a huge problem. (S) test their products out on locals in Street Angie is Baby Bornean orangutan Tombol Malhamdale in the Yorkshire Dales. blindsided by Jude’s tries his luck with the gibbons. (S) (S) betrayal and Toyah’s baby news delights Peter. (S)

9.00 Britain’s Fat Fight With 9.00 Love In The Countryside 9.00 Benidorm 9.00 One Born Every Minute 9 Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall New series. Sara Cox goes back to Joyce worries about Svetlana and husband Ivo are pm Hugh turns his attention to the her roots as she meets singletons the rumours that Crystal hoping for a better experience with alarming amount of sugar found living in the countryside as they Hennessy-Vass may their second baby, following a in fruit juices and smoothies. (S) begin their journey to find love. (S) be letting the hotel go. Last in traumatic birth when she had her the series. (S) first daughter in Bulgaria. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.00 Detectorists The dark cloud 10.00 ITV News At Ten/Weather 10.00 First Dates Reiki healer and 10 10.30 Regional News (S) threatens the tranquillity. (R/S) (S) animal communicator Jayne is set pm 10.45 A Question Of Sport 10.30 Newsnight (S) 10.30 Regional News/Weather (S) up on a date with 44-year-old Panellists include Johnny Nelson 10.45 UEFA Champions children’s entertainer Stuart. (S) and Katharine Merry. (S) League Highlights 2017/18 Semi-Final Second Leg. (S)

11.15 Ambulance The dilemmas faced by 11.15 Snooker: The World 11.45 Play To The Whistle Holly 11.05 My F***ing Tourette’s Family (R/S) 11 the London Ambulance Service as they are Championship 2018 Day 12. (S) 12.05 AM Willoughby hosts the sports-based comedy 12.05 AM Live From Abbey Road pm forced to bump patients down the queue so Snooker: World Championship Extra panel show, in which two teams go head to Classics (S) 12.35 How’d You Get So they can prioritise the sickest. (R/S) 2018 Day 12. (S) 2.05 Sign Zone: See head in quizzes and physical games. (R/S) Rich? (R/S) 1.15 FILM Playing For Keeps 12.20-6.00 AM BBC News (S) Hear Deaf Parents. (R/S) 2.35 Sign Zone: 12.20 AM Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. (Cert 12, 103 mins. 2012) (S) ★★ 3.00 MasterChef: The Finals (R/S) 3.35 Sign 3.00 Grantchester (R/S) 3.50 Come Dine Champion Of Champions Zone: Pilgrimage: The Road To Santiago Nightscreen Text-based information 3.55 Gok’s Fill Your House For Free (R/S) (R/S) 4.35-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) service. 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle 4.45 Steph And Dom’s One Star To Five Show Guests air their differences. (R/S) Star (R/S) 5.10-6.00 Fifteen To One (R/S) 80 lnsideSoap WEDNESDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Paddington Station 24/7 (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Two patients with different attitudes towards alcohol come into the surgery. (R/S) 1.10 Access Showbiz news and gossip. (S) 1.15 Home And Away Willow demands that Colby tell the truth about the accident. (S) 1.45 Neighbours Elly and Amy both feel awkward about Liam. (S) 2.15 NCIS A Desperate Man: A Navy lieutenant commander’s body is discovered in an apartment. (R/S) 3.15 FILM A Daughter’s Nightmare A young woman embarks on a search for the truth after her mother falls ill following a meeting with a charming male nurse. Drama, starring Emily Osment. (Cert 12, 87 mins. 2013) (S) ★★★ 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

HEATHROW: BRITAIN’S BUSIEST AIRPORT | ITV 8PM Flights of fancy here are 77,000 people who Heathrow staff, in the terminals of 50, and Peter, who has to work at Heathrow Airport – and out on the blustery airfield, move the country’s biggest 9pm Rich House, Poor House which is, a quick Google and their battles to keep over crane across a “live” runway search tells us, the same as the 6.00 Home And Away 200,000 customers a day – which makes for more Willow demands that population of Guildford. We’re moving (that’s the population gripping viewing than it sounds. Colby tell the truth. (R/S) not sure if this fact is of much of York, fact fans. Or Swindon.) Meanwhile, check-in girls 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) practical help, and we don’t New faces this season Carrie-Anne and Selina are intend to add it to our essential include Ian, whose boyhood juggling busy love lives and party repartee, but there you go. dream of joining the airside broken baggage belts – 7.00 Police Interceptors Lee is This returning documentary operations team has finally with the former hopefully confronted by a particularly mouthy motorist who does not know when series follows a gaggle of key come true at the tender age not the cause of the latter. to call it a day, and Liam arrests a man who denies carrying out a shocking attack. (R/S) End of season 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed BENIDORM |ITV9PM Doors A man in his 60s is encouraged to cut back on the Another summer is drawing to 60-hour weeks he regularly works, a typically undignified close at and a teenager whose mother has the Solana Resort, in this final been diagnosed with terminal episode of the current series. cancer receives support. (S) Of course, half of the fun in watching Benidorm is playing 9.00 Rich House, Poor House: ‘spot the guest star’, so please The Big Surprise New series. allow us to spoil that pleasure Colin and Lizzy Whiting swap in advance by saying that this their five-bedroom house near week Claire Sweeney plays an Newquay to spend a week living in uppity holiday rep, and former a two-bed property where the Timmins family live. (S) Frankie Goes To Hollywood singer Holly Johnson 10.00 Billionaire Babies. 24 entertains at Neptune’s. Carat Kids The exclusive world of However, in a shock twist, wealthy mums and dads and their Joyce receives news that super-rich babies. (R/S) the resort is up for sale. Does this mean the end for Benidorm the series? No 11.05 Named And Shamed: Greatest fear – creator Derren Litten is Celebrity Scandals (R/S) 12.05 AM planning for another 10 years! Celeb Trolls: We’re Coming To Get You (R/S) 1.00 SuperCasino (S) 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (R/S) 4.00 Never Teach Your Wife To Drive (R/S) 4.45 BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.40pm The Top Table 11.40 A Question Of Sport 12.10am Ambulance 1.10-6.00 BBC News BBC1 SCOTLAND House Doctor Milton Keynes. (R/S) 5.10 as Main BBC1 except: 9.00-10.00pm The Cancer Hospital 10.30 Reporting Scotland/Weather 10.45 Britain’s Fat Fight With Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall 11.45 A Wildlife SOS (R/S) 5.35-6.00 House Question Of Sport 12.15am Ambulance 1.15 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20-6.00 BBC News WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.30pm ITV News Wales At SCOTTISH 10.30pm 11.05 12.05am 3.35 4.05 Doctor Six as Main ITV except: Scotland Tonight UEFA Champions League Highlights Teleshopping Nightscreen The Hammersmith. (R/S) Jeremy Kyle Show 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 81 INSIDE TV WEDNESDAY 2 May Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 6.00 AM The British Dirty 6.00 AM Animal 999 6.30 6.30 Motorway Patrol Money. 7.00 Storm City Animal 999 7.00 Meerkat 7.00 Highway Patrol 7.30 Wind. 8.00 Fish Town Manor 7.30 Meerkat Border Patrol 8.00 Border 9.00 The West Wing The Manor 8.00 Monkey Life Security: Canada’s Front Midterms. 10.00 The West 8.30 Monkey Life 9.00 Line 9.00 Elementary Wing In This White House. Motorway Patrol 9.30 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene 11.00 House After Hours. Motorway Patrol 10.00 Investigation 11.00 Cold 12.00 PM House Moving Road Wars 11.00 Case 12.00 PM Children’s On. 1.00 Without A Trace Warehouse 13 12.00 PM Hospital 1.00 Medical More Than This. 2.00 Blue NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Emergency 2.00 Send In Bloods Front Page News. Hawaii Five-0 2.00 Hawaii The Dogs 3.00 Nothing 3.00 The West Wing And Five-0 3.00 NCIS: Los To Declare 3.30 Nothing It’s Surely To Their Credit. Angeles 4.00 Stargate To Declare 4.00 Nothing 4.00 The West Wing The SG-1 5.00 The Simpsons To Declare 4.30 Nothing Lame Duck Congress. 5.00 5.30 Futurama 6.00 To Declare 5.00 Border House Twenty Vicodin. Futurama How Hermes Security: Canada’s Front 6.00 House Transplant: The Requisitioned His Groove Line 6.00 Medical medic returns to Princeton- Back. 6.30 The Simpsons Emergency Plainsboro. MoneyBart.

STATION 19 | Sky Living 10PM drama, as Dean risks his life 7.00 Children’s Hospital 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 7.00 The Simpsons in order to save Seth – but A baby faces surgery to Investigation The Treehouse Of Horror XXI. 7 remove a growth from Execution Of Catherine 7.30 The Simpsons The Grey’s Anatomy spin- will either of them manage pm off set in a Seattle fire station to survive the flames? his neck. Willows: A case returns Lisa Simpson, This Isn’t 7.30 Children’s Hospital to haunt Catherine. Your Life. continues tonight, as the Elsewhere, the newly arrived Station 19 team is called Batallion Chief Frankel calls 8.00 Elementary Deja 8.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 The Simpsons out to a house fire at JJ’s out Jack and Andy on their Vu All Over Again: Joan Framed: Danny is arrested Large Marge. 8 investigates a six-month- after cocaine is found in 8.30 The Simpsons apartment. There’s an mistakes, as the pair continue pm emotional pay-off to the old missing person case. the boot of his car. Double, Double, Boy In to butt heads with each other. Trouble.

THE GOLDBERGS 8PM 9.00 Grey’s Anatomy 9.00 Occupied 9.00 A League Of Their |E4 Judgement Day: Arizona October: The coast guard Own Poulter/Wayne/ 9 shares some cookies soldiers are sentenced. Widdicombe: Sports- In this episode, ‘Flashy Little pm that contain a special In Norwegian. based comedy quiz, Flashdancer’ Beverly decides ingredient. hosted by James Corden. to take up dancing, but she’s downhearted by her family’s 10.00 Station 10.00 High 10.00 Premier League’s indifference to her new 19 Contain The Maintenance Derech: Greatest Moments 10 Flame: Jack and A club performer has a From 11-goal thrillers to pm obsession. Elsewhere, Adam’s Andy struggle to share wild night out. embarrassing misses, attempts to be cooler than a leadership. 10.35 Silicon Valley Jamie Carragher reveals new classmate go wrong… his greatest Premier 11.00 Criminal Minds 11.10 Barry Chapter League moments. Zoe’s Reprise: A serial One: Make Your Mark. 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Unit Conscience. 9.00 Law & Dream Home 5.00 Tipping Murdoch Mysteries 5.00 The Green Green Grass 10.30 Russell Howard & 10.00 Bull Absolution. Order: Special Victims Unit Point 6.00 Tipping Point 7.00 Rizzoli & Isles Sailor Man. 6.20 Dad’s Army 7.00 You Mum: USA Road Trip 11.00 11.00 Deep State Reunion. Charisma. 10.00 Law & My Dream Home 8.00 999 6.00 The Doctor Blake Rang, M’Lord? 8.00 Dad’s You’re The Worst 12.00 AM 12.05 AM American Dad! The Order: Special Victims Unit Rescue Squad 9.00 Mysteries 7.00 Miss Fisher’s Army 8.40 Only Fools And Impractical Jokers: Inside Longest Distance Relationship. Downloaded Child. 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies Murder Mysteries 8.00 New Horses 9.20 Citizen Khan Jokes 12.30 Impractical 12.30 American Dad! Roger Law & Order: Special Victims Stockton. 10.00 Dr Christian Tricks 9.00 Criminal Minds: 10.00 Citizen Khan 10.40 Jokers 1.00 The Daily Show Passes The Bar. 1.00 Family Unit Beast’s Obsession. 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7.20 Last Of The 7.20 Would I Lie To 7.00 PM Beyond 100 7.00 You’ve Been 7.00 Hollyoaks Farrah 7.55 Grand Designs Summer Wine Hobbo You? With Ronnie Corbett, Days/Weather Framed! Gold confides in Grace about Kevin McCloud heads to tries to establish where he Sarah Millican, Holly 7.30 The Culture Show: 7.30 You’ve Been her plan to help Ryan. a village in Surrey, where 7 pm was born. Walsh and Julian Clary. Lego – The Building Framed! Comical clips, 7.30 Extreme Cake Philip and Andrea Traill Blocks Of Architecture narrated by Harry Hill. Makers have ambitious plans for their Grade II-listed 8.00 Dalziel & Pascoe 8.00 Sin City Motors 8.00 The Great Rift: 8.00 Two And A 8.00 The Victorian timber-clad barn. Time To Go: Feature- Reality TV show following Africa’s Wild Heart Half Men Goldbergs. length episode. A clubber the exploits of eccentric Grass: Exploring the 8.30 Superstore 8.30 The Big 8 pm is found dead from a master fabricator Steve grasslands of east Africa. Amy’s daughter gets a Bang Theory The Comet suspected drug overdose Darnell. Last in the series. job at Cloud 9. Polarisation. – but the autopsy results reveal an even more 9.00 Taskmaster New 9.00 Elizabeth I’s 9.00 Hot Fuzz A 9.00 Timeless A mission 9.00 Building disturbing truth. Bernard series. With Alice Levine, Secret Agents zealous policeman accidentally strands The Dream Cribbins guest stars. Asim Chaudhry, Liza The Earl of Essex tries to is relocated to a Garcia Flynn in 1934. New series. 9 pm Tarbuck, Russell Howard take over Robert Cecil’s sleepy country village, and Tim Vine. spy network. where a series of grisly so-called accidents 10.00 New Tricks The 10.00 Room 101 With 10.00 The Celts: Blood, arouses his suspicions. 10.00 Naked Attraction 10.00 24 Hours In A&E Girl Who Lived: A retired Greg Davies, Ben Fogle Iron And Sacrifice With Action comedy, starring Singletons Cathy and The lives of patients detective (Denis Lawson) and Janet Street-Porter. Alice Roberts And Neil Simon Pegg. Includes Adam each choose a facing adversity head-on. 10 pm helps the team. 10.40 Live At The Oliver The emergence of FYI Daily. (Cert 15, 115 date from a selection of Apollo La Tene culture. mins. 2007) ++++ six naked people.

11.20 Birds Of A 11.40 QI XL L-Animals: 11.00 Putin: The New 11.25 Family Guy 11.05 The Big Bang 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Feather Commitments: Extended edition. With Tsar The story of Russian Go, Stewie, Go. Theory The Dead Hooker Does Countdown Chris wants to dump Sarah Millican, Ross Noble President Vladimir Putin’s 11.55 Family Guy Juxtaposition. Jimmy Carr hosts the 11 pm Sharon. and Colin Lane. rise to power. Quagmire’s Baby. 11.35 The Big Bang comedy panel show’s Theory version of the quiz.

12.00 AM The Bill 1.00 12.40 AM Would I Lie To You? 12.00 AM Bombay Railway 12.25 AM Family Guy 12.55 12.00 AM Celebrity First 12.10 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen London’s Burning 2.00 The 1.20 Mock The Week 2.00 QI 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1983 American Dad! 1.25 Dates 1.05 Tattoo Fixers 2.10 Nightmares USA 1.05 24 Pinkertons 2.50 The 2.40 Would I Lie To You? 3.20 1.30 Top Of The Pops: 1983 American Dad! 1.50 Two And Naked Attraction 3.05 Hours In A&E 2.10 Building Pinkertons 4.00-6.00 Home Parks And Recreation 4.00- 2.00 The Great Rift: Africa’s A Half Men 2.15 Timeless 3.55 The Goldbergs The Dream 3.15-4.00 8 Out Shopping 6.00 Home Shopping Wild Heart 3.00-4.00 Teleshopping 5.45-6.00 4.15 The Goldbergs 4.35- Of 10 Cats: Best Bits Elizabeth I’s Secret Agents Nightscreen 6.00 Couples Come Dine With Me

CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Classic Coronation 6.00 AM The Chase 6.50 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Bonanza The Jonah. 10.00 Access 9.05 Catch A Dogs Make You Laugh Out Street 6.55 Heartbeat 8.00 Pawn Stars 7.10 Pawn Stars The Only Way Is Vegas 9.40 Dynasty The Downstairs Bride. Contractor 9.25 Rookie Blue Loud 8.25 Dance Moms 9.10 The Royal All At Sea. 9.00 7.30 Ironside 8.30 Quincy The Only Way Is Essex 10.25 11.00 Touched By An Angel 10.10 Law & Order 11.10 According To Jim 10.05 8 Judge Judy 10.25 Agatha ME 9.30 Minder 10.35 The Dinner Date 11.25 Dress To Last Dance. 12.00 PM Judge NCIS: New Orleans 12.05 PM Simple Rules 11.05 On Christie’s Marple By The Saint 11.40 The Avengers Impress 12.25 PM The Real Judy 12.30 Judge Judy 1.00 NCIS: New Orleans 1.05 Benefits: Costa Del Dole Pricking Of My Thumbs. 12.45 PM Ironside 1.50 Housewives Of Miami 1.50 Gunsmoke This Golden Land. NCIS 2.00 Rookie Blue 3.00 12.05 PM Police Interceptors 12.30 PM The Royal Snakes Quincy ME 2.55 Minder 3.55 Don’t Be Tardy 2.15 Million 2.00 Medium When Push Law & Order 4.00 Law & 1.05 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It And Ladders. 1.35 Heartbeat The Saint 4.55 The Avengers Dollar Listing: LA 3.10 The Comes To Shove – Part One. Order 5.00 FILM The Away! 2.05 Can’t Pay Special: A Call To Arms. 2.40 Classic 6.05 Cash Cowboys 7.00 Real Housewives Of New York 3.00 ER Ask Me No Stranger Inside Includes Big Family Bust Up 3.00 Coronation Street 3.45 On Pawn Stars 7.30 Pawn Stars City 4.05 The Real Questions, I’ll Tell You No Lies. Access. (Cert PG, 84 mins. Neighbours 3.30 Home And The Buses Going Steady. 7.55 Mr Bean Mind The Baby, Housewives Of Beverly Hills 4.00 Judge Judy 4.30 Judge 2016) +++7.00 NCIS Away 4.00 Will & Grace 5.00 4.20 On The Buses The Mr Bean. 8.25 Mr Bean Do-It- Hearing Is Believing. 5.00 The Judy 5.00 Judge Judy 5.30 Corporal Punishment. 8.00 8 Simple Rules 6.00 Squeeze. 4.50 You’re Only Yourself, Mr Bean. 9.00 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Judge Judy 6.00 Dynasty NCIS Tribes. 9.00 Rookie Blue Neighbours 6.30 Home And Young Twice Who’s Calling?. Motorbike Show 10.00 FILM Hills Lymes In The Sand. 6.00 7.00 Touched By An Angel Homecoming. 10.00 Law & Away 7.00 FILM The Lego 5.25 George And Mildred Hard Target Action thriller, Dinner Date 7.00 Dress To 8.00 ER 9.00 Medium 10.00 Order: Special Victims Unit Movie Includes Access. (Cert Jumble Pie. 5.55 Heartbeat A starring Jean-Claude Van Impress Dom. 8.00 Dinner Dynasty The Vote. 11.00 Bad Head. 10.55 Law & Order: U, 100 mins. 2014) ++++ Call To Arms. 7.00 Murder, Damme. Includes FYI Daily. Date Yasmin. 9.00 Ferne Girls 12.05 AM Judge Judy Special Victims Unit Birthright. 9.00 Greatest Ever Movie She Wrote Day Of The Dead. (Cert 18, 97 mins. 1993) +++ McCann: First Time Mum 12.30 Judge Judy 1.00 ER 11.55 Law & Order: Los Blunders 10.00 Star 11.00 8.00 Endeavour Harvest. 12.00 AM The Americans The 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex Homeless For The Holidays. Angeles Harbour City. FILM The Cabin In The 10.00 The Street 11.20 The Great Patriotic War. 1.00 11.00 Celebrity Showmance 2.00 Medium 3.00 Dr Quinn, 12.55 AM CSI: NY 1.50 CSI: Woods (Cert 15, 91 mins. Street 12.45 AM Agatha Lethal Weapon 1.55 Bear 12.00 AM Mob Wives: Big Medicine Woman 4.00 NY 2.50 CSI: Crime Scene 2012) ++++1.00 AM Christie’s Marple 2.25 Grylls: Mission Survive 2.45 Ang Big Ink. 12.30 Mob Touched By An Angel 5.00- Investigation 3.50 Access Riverdale 2.00 Empire 4.00- Nightscreen 2.30-6.00 Nightscreen 3.00-6.00 Wives: Big Ang Big Pride. 6.00 JAG 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping Teleshopping 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 83 INSIDE TV THURSDAY 3 May BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4 6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Rip Off 6.00 AM Flog It! Trade Secrets Boys’ 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain (S) 8.30 6.00 AM Countdown (R/S) 6.45 3rd Rock 6 Britain: Food (S) 10.00 Homes Under Toys – Part Two: Part two of two. Paul Lorraine (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show From The Sun Dick For Tat. (R/S) 7.10 3rd am The Hammer (S) 11.00 A1: Britain’s Martin test drives a classic car. (R/S) 6.30 Guests air their differences. (S) 10.30 This Rock From The Sun The Fifth Solomon. Longest Road (S) 11.45 The Housing A1: Britain’s Longest Road The workers Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle (R/S) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond Enforcers (S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt who keep traffic flowing along Britain’s features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose Women The Win, Lose Or Draw. (R/S) 8.00 Everybody Oswestry 6: Two teams test their antiques longest and most iconic road. (R/S) 7.15 Rip ladies put the world to rights once more and Loves Raymond Turkey Or Fish. (R/S) 8.30 knowledge in Oswestry, Shropshire. (R/S) Off Britain: Food Spin-off of the consumer meet journalist Angela Levin, talking about Frasier Rivals. (R/S) 9.00 Frasier A Tsar Is 1.00 BBC News At One; Weather (S) show, focusing on the food business. (R/S) her book about Prince Harry, and author Born. (R/S) 9.35 Frasier The Late Doctor 1.30 Regional News (S) 1.45 Doctors 8.00 Sign Zone: David Attenborough’s Chris Hughes. (S) 1.30 Lunchtime News/ Crane. (R/S) 10.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Never Have I Ever: Jimmi wants answers Natural Curiosities Incredible Shells: An Weather (S) 1.55 Regional News/ (R/S) 11.00 Undercover Boss USA (R/S) from Amanda. (S) 2.15 800 Words Arlo is insight into how ostrich chicks manage to Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Cameras 12.00 PM Channel 4 News/Weather desperate to go into catering. (S) 3.00 emerge from their tough shells. (R/S) 8.30 follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder as he Summary (S) 12.05 Coast Vs Country Escape To The Country North Wales: Sign Zone: Kate Humble: Off The takes on real-life cases in a studio A couple search Sussex for their first home Nicki Chapman helps a buyer find her ideal Beaten Track (R/S) 9.00 Victoria courtroom. (S) 3.00 Tenable A team from together. (R/S) 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers A country home in north Wales. (R/S) 3.45 Derbyshire News and current affairs. (S) Bristol University plays the game. (S) 3.59 couple want big money for a collection of Flipping Profit Philip Serrell, Tony Wong 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) 12.00 PM ITV London Weather (S) 4.00 Tipping crystals. (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) 3.00 A and Micaela Sharp search for items in Daily Politics The latest politics news and Point Ben Shephard hosts the arcade- Place In The Sun: Home Or Away Central Stratford-Upon-Avon. (S) 4.30 Flog It! debate. (S) 1.00 Live Snooker: The World themed quiz show, in which contestants Scotland v Murcia. (R/S) 4.00 Escape To Making a profit at auction. (R/S) 5.15 Championship 2018 Day 13: Jason drop tokens down a choice of four chutes in The Chateau: DIY (S) 5.00 Four In A Bed Pointless Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Mohammad presents coverage from the the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot. (S) (R/S) 5.30 Buy It Now Including a creative Armstrong and Richard Osman. (S) Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. 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9pm Ambulance 6.30pm Britain In Bloom 9pm Prince Harry’s Story… 10pm True Horror

6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. (R/S) 6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.00 The Simpsons Luca$: Lisa 6 (S) 6.30 Britain In Bloom Goring: 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S) starts dating a layabout. (R/S) pm 6.30 Regional News (S) Brightening up the Oxfordshire 6.30 Hollyoaks Farrah village of Goring on Thames. (S) confides in Grace about her plan to help Ryan. (R/S)

7.00 The One Show Topical 7.00 Live Snooker: The World 7.00 Emmerdale 7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather 7 stories from around the UK. (S) Championship 2018 Day 13: Joe is troubled. (S) (S) pm 7.30 EastEnders Mel Hazel Irvine presents coverage 7.30 Google, Facebook & You: throws a surprise birthday from the Crucible Theatre in What They Know – Tonight The party for Billy, although things do not Sheffield, featuring the first eight gathering and sharing of users’ turn out the way she had hoped. (S) frames in the second semi-final. (S) personal information. (S)

8.00 Britain’s Best 8.00 The World’s Most 8.00 Emmerdale A 8.00 Location, Location, 8 Home Cook New series. Extraordinary Homes Piers Taylor villager battlers for survival, Location Catching up with pm Culinary contest, hosted and Caroline Quentin head to Florida, and Priya fears repercussions. (S) first-time buyers Charlie and Hayley, by Claudia Winkleman, to see how this hotbed of modernism who were terrified of making the with Mary Berry, Dan Doherty and has delivered some of the most 8.30 Paul O’Grady: wrong decision, and Nicki and Chris Bavin judging the efforts of glamorous and beautifully designed For The Love Of Dogs Rob, who wanted somewhere big 10 home cooks as they make the homes they have ever seen. (S) – India A Labrador with enough to start a family. (S) ultimate burger. (S) behavioural problems. (S)

9.00 Ambulance Specialist trauma 9.00 Syria’s World War Lyse 9.00 Prince Harry’s Story: Four 9.00 999: What’s Your 9 team Matt and Ian attend a stabbing Doucet presents the first of a Royal Weddings Documentary Emergency? A family have a brick pm and a machete attack, a domestic two-part documentary revealing charting Prince Harry’s journey, thrown through their window by a abuse victim takes an overdose and how a peaceful uprising against the from a childhood touched by cannabis dealer and a mother is a team is called out to a baby that president of Syria seven years ago grief through active service as a assaulted by her son. (S) has stopped breathing. (S) has turned into a full-scale civil soldier, and his charity work to his war. Concludes tomorrow. (S) upcoming wedding. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.00 MOTD: The Premier 10.00 ITV News At Ten/Weather 10.00 True Horror Terror In The 10 10.30 Regional News (S) League Show Magazine (S) Woods: The anthology presents pm 10.45 Question Time Topical programme featuring news. (S) 10.30 Regional News/Weather (S) Terror in the Woods, the tale of two debate from St Albans, Hertfordshire, 10.30 Newsnight (S) 10.45 UEFA Europa League prank-obsessed teenagers who dare chaired by David Dimbleby. (S) Highlights 2017/18 Semi-Final each other to spend the night in an Second Legs. (S) apparently haunted wood. (S)

11.45 Election 2018 Huw Edwards 11.15 Snooker: The World 11.45 Lethal Weapon Double Shot Of 11.05 Gogglebox (R/S) 12.00 AM The 11 presents the results of the English local Championship 2018 Day 13. (S) 12.05 AM Baileys: Bailey’s sister runs into trouble Real Football Fan Show (S) 12.35 The pm council elections, with reports and analysis Secret Agent Selection: WW2 (R/S) 1.05 with the law, prompting her to judge how far Island With Bear Grylls (R/S) 1.30 from Laura Kuenssberg and John Curtice. (S) Josh Widdicombe: What Do I Do Now she can go to protect her family. (R/S) Surviving The Island With Bear Grylls (R/S) 2.05 Sign Zone: MasterChef: The 12.40 AM Give It A Year (R/S) 1.05 (R/S) 2.25 Class Of Mum And Dad (R/S) Final (R/S) 3.05 Sign Zone: The Secret Jackpot247 3.00 Google, Facebook 3.20 Tricks Of The Restaurant Trade Helpers Alex And Jonny. (R/S) 4.05 Sign & You: What They Know – Tonight (R) (R/S) 3.45 Come Dine Champion Of Zone: Murder, Mystery And My Family 3.25 Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 The Champions (R/S) 4.40-5.10 Steph And (R/S) 4.50-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) Jeremy Kyle Show (R/S) Dom’s One Star To Five Star (R/S) 84 lnsideSoap THURSDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 The Yorkshire Vet Peter Wright battles to save a young cow. (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors A young man suffering from psoriasis comes to the surgery. (R/S) 1.10 Access Showbiz news and gossip. (S) 1.15 Home And Away Ziggy and Ava immediately hit it off. (S) 1.45 Neighbours Terese is furious on learning of Toadie’s eviction. (S) 2.15 NCIS Life Before His Eyes: A man pulls a gun on Gibbs at a diner. (R/S) 3.15 FILM Murder She Baked: A Deadly Recipe Premiere. A small-town Minnesota baker turns amateur sleuth when the local sheriff is murdered – and her brother-in-law is accused of the crime. Mystery, starring Alison Sweeney. (Cert PG, 86 mins. 2016) (S) ★★★ 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

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10pm Undercover… EiliEver since losing The Great and acclaimed chef Dan with variations on the classics”. British Bake Off to Channel 4, Doherty. The trio preside However, they’re not looking 6.00 Home And Away the Beeb has been looking for over 10 chefs, who will live for anything too fancy. Dean refuses to back Willow and turn Colby in. (R/S) the perfect recipe to replace it together in a shared house. “We don’t want really 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) in the schedules. Well, this Each week, our chefs will complicated recipes or too could be the answer, as it prepare two dishes each, many ingredients because looks very much to us like it’s before the weakest cook is they’re not achievable,” 7.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Bake Off’s savoury cousin. eliminated from the competition. she insists. Fighting talk! Next Door A dispute with The queen of the kitchen Mary Berry says that the Stick that in your stove and a neighbour descends into herself, Mary Berry, heads team is “looking for someone smoke it, MasterChef, and violence, while an elderly couple who feel they are the the judging panel, alongside who makes the most of our don’t let the kitchen doors victims of noise from next door produce expert Chris Bavin wonderful British ingredients, hit you on the way out. receive a visit from the police. (R/S)

8.00 Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords A doctor calls in an Delighted in Delhi eviction lawyer when his tenant, who owes thousands of pounds, PAUL O’GRADY: FOR THE LOVE OF DOGS – INDIA | ITV 8.30PM refuses to leave. Brent council officers find more than 30 men The king of canines is in India living in a single, unsafe house. (S) for his latest series, and this week he’s seeking out the 9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It doggy delights of Delhi. Away! Gary and Cona seek more Paul pays a visit to the than £3,500 owed for an unpaid Friendicoes rescue centre, loan on the south coast, and in which has treated more Warwickshire, Matt and Gary than 300,000 dogs since try to recover more than £6,000 first opening in 1979. During owed in nursery fees. (S) his visit to the shelter, Paul 10.00 Undercover: Nailing The meets an adorable pup with Fraudsters Slimming Pills: Paul sore ears called Toto – an Connolly investigates the world of abandoned street dog who’s fake slimming pills. (S) desperately searching for his Dorothy. Paul then gets to know a rather excitable 11.05 Burned Alive: Countdown To Labrador, who he reckons is Murder Documentary charting the events the naughtiest dog in Delhi. leading up to the killing of Stacey Mackie Quite a claim to fame. in 2012. (R/S) 12.00 AM SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (R/S) 4.00 My Mum’s Hotter Than Me! (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor Kensal Green. (R/S) BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.40pm The View 11.15 Question Time 12.15-6.00am Election 2018 BBC2 SCOTLAND as Main BBC2 except: 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R/S) 5.35-6.00 12.00-1.00pm First Minister’s Questions 7.00 The Beechgrove Garden 7.25-8.00 Timeline WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.30pm ITV News Wales At Six SCOTTISH 10.30pm 11.05 12.05am 12.55 2.55 House Doctor as Main ITV except: Scotland Tonight UEFA Europa League Highlights Lethal Weapon Teleshopping After Rothwell. (R/S) Midnight 3.40 Google, Facebook & You: What They Know – Tonight 4.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 85 INSIDE TV THURSDAY 3 May Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 6.00 AM The British 6.00 AM Animal 999 6.30 6.30 Motorway Patrol Superpower. 7.00 Storm Animal 999 7.00 Meerkat 7.00 Highway Patrol 7.30 City Flood. 8.00 Fish Town Manor 7.30 Meerkat Border Patrol 8.00 Border 9.00 The West Wing And Manor The Mission. 8.00 Security: Canada’s Front It’s Surely To Their Credit. Monkey Life 8.30 Monkey Line 9.00 Elementary 10.00 The West Wing Life 9.00 Motorway Patrol 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene The Lame Duck Congress. 3 In A Rav. 9.30 Motorway Investigation 11.00 Cold 11.00 House Twenty Patrol Kid Rock. 10.00 Case 12.00 PM Children’s Vicodin. 12.00 PM House Road Wars 11.00 Hospital 1.00 Medical Transplant. 1.00 Without A Warehouse 13 Lost & Emergency 2.00 Send In Trace Shattered. 2.00 Blue Found. 12.00 PM NCIS: The Dogs 3.00 Nothing Bloods Framed. 3.00 The Los Angeles Glasnost. 1.00 To Declare 3.30 Nothing West Wing The Portland Trip. Hawaii Five-0 2.00 Hawaii To Declare 4.00 Nothing 4.00 The West Wing Five-0 3.00 NCIS: Los To Declare 4.30 Nothing Shibboleth. 5.00 House Angeles Kulinda. 4.00 To Declare 5.00 Border Charity Case. 6.00 House Stargate SG-1 5.00 The Security: Canada’s Front Risky Business: The doctor Simpsons 5.30 Futurama Line 6.00 Medical looks to make a personal 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Emergency gain from a patient. Simpsons The Fool Monty.

MADAM SECRETARY | Sky Living 9PM 7.00 Children’s Hospital 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 7.00 The Simpsons A five-year-old girl Investigation Fight Night: How Munched Is That deal to fund a bombing that 7 prepares for surgery to A boxing champion Birdie In The Window? Tonight’s episode of the US pm political drama sees Elizabeth killed an American citizen, correct her hearing. dies in the ring. 7.30 The Simpsons 7.30 Children’s Hospital put under serious pressure, so can the deal be salvaged? Donnie Fatso. as her US-Iran arms deal is The series has been renewed 8.00 Elementary Snow 8.00 Blue Bloods Inside 8.00 Arrow The Dragon: put at risk. Senator Morejon for a fifth season, but clues laid Angels: Holmes and Jobs: An investigation Diaz and Laurel meet here suggest it may need to 8 Watson try to foil the heist leads Danny to a with a coalition of families alleges that Iran used money pm from the first phase of the be retitled Madam President… of one of the largest cash powerful socialite. who run national vaults in America. organised crime.

LET’S GET PHYSICAL 9.30PM 9.00 Madam 9.00 Billions The Third 9.00 SEAL Team Jason |E4 Secretary Ortolan: Axe tracks down and the team head to Brazil 9 Phase Two: a critical piece of evidence to try to rescue a kidnapped The US comedy makes its E4 pm Elizabeth’s arms deal is put that could destroy him. CIA agent before her debut. Joe Force (played by in jeopardy. captors realise she is a spy. Breaking Bad’s Matt Jones) is a cover band singer without 10.00 Scandal Standing 10.10 Silicon Valley 10.00 Rugby’s Funniest a care in the world – until his In The Sun: The Richard’s confidence takes Moments A chance 10 penultimate episode of a hit, and Gavin questions to revisit a selection pm father dies of a heart attack. the political thriller. Kerry his future beyond Hooli. of the sport’s most But Joe has his work cut out to Washington stars. 10.45 Barry amusing moments. receive his $8m inheritance… 11.00 Criminal Minds 11.20 Mike Judge 11.00 The Force: Pleasure Is My Business: Presents: Tales From Manchester 11 A female serial killer preys The Tour Bus Documentary following THE GOOD FIGHT 9PM pm | More4 on executives. Drama, 11.55 Blue Bloods the work of Greater The firm has to represent starring Thomas Gibson. School Of Hard Knocks. Manchester Police. an undercover cop who was 12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene 12.55 AM The Sopranos 2.10 12.00 AM Bellew v Haye: The Investigation 1.00 The Teacup Togetherness 2.50 House Of Gloves Are Off 2 12.30 Road shot and seriously injured by Poisoner 2.00 Nashville 3.00 Lies 3.25 Happyish 4.00 The Wars 1.00 Ross Kemp: another police officer – but the Nothing To Declare 3.30 West Wing 5.00-6.00 The Extreme World 2.00 Most Nothing To Declare 4.00 West Wing Shocking 3.00 Duck Quacks legitimacy of the evidence is Nothing To Declare 4.30 Don’t Echo 4.00 The Real called into question. Meanwhile, Nothing To Declare 5.00 A&E 4.30 Motorway Patrol Border Security: Canada’s 5.00-6.00 It’s Me Or The Dog Diane finds herself at a Front Line 5.30-6.00 Border crossroads with Kurt and Tully… Security: Canada’s Front Line W Alibi GOLD Com. Central FOX Universal 6.10 AM Doctor Who The 7.00 AM Home Shopping 7.30 AM A Sharp Intake Of 8.00 AM Scrubs 9.00 Friends 8.00 AM Monk 9.00 Bones 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Sontaran Stratagem. 7.00 My 7.10 Sue Thomas: FBEye Boy Breath 8.00 Butterflies 8.40 10.00 Gilmore Girls 11.00 The Girl In The Gator. 10.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol Dream Home 8.00 Tipping Meets World. 8.00 The Doctor Goodnight Sweetheart 9.20 Friends 12.00 PM Friends Bones The Man In The 9.00 Sea Patrol 10.00 Law & Point 9.00 Tipping Point Blake Mysteries My Brother’s Last Of The Summer Wine 1.00 Impractical Jokers 2.00 Mansion. 11.00 The Mentalist Order New York Minute. 10.00 The Bill Slipping Away. Keeper. 9.00 Murdoch 11.20 You Rang, M’Lord? Friends 4.00 The Fresh Prince The Redshirt. 12.00 PM The 11.00 Law & Order Criminal 11.00 999 Rescue Squad Mysteries The Devil Wears 12.20 PM The Green Green Of Bel-Air 5.00 Friends 5.30 Mentalist Fugue In Red. 1.00 Law. 12.00 PM Law & Order 12.00 PM Tipping Point 1.00 Whalebone. 10.00 Murdoch Grass 1.00 As Time Goes By Friends 6.00 Friends 6.30 Bones 2.00 Bones The Acid. 1.00 Law & Order Bible Supernanny US McMillion Mysteries The Incurables. 1.40 Butterflies 2.20 Only Friends 7.00 Friends 7.30 Boneless Bride In The River. Story. 2.00 NCIS Black Water. Family. 2.00 Who Do You 11.00 Sue Thomas: FBEye Fools And Horses 3.00 Last Friends 8.00 Friends 8.30 3.00 The Mentalist 4.00 The 3.00 NCIS Doppelganger. Think You Are? Julie Walters. Boy Meets World. 12.00 Of The Summer Wine 5.00 As Friends 9.00 FILM Tower Mentalist My Bloody Valentine. 4.00 NCIS Witness. 5.00 3.00 My Dream Home 4.00 PM Miss Fisher’s Murder Time Goes By 5.40 The Heist Crime comedy, with Ben 5.00 NCIS Shell Game. 6.00 NCIS Caught On Tape. 6.00 My Dream Home 5.00 Mysteries 1.00 New Tricks Green Green Grass 6.20 Stiller. (Cert 12, 104 mins. NCIS 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS NCIS An Eye For An Eye. 7.00 Tipping Point 6.00 Tipping 2.00 Sue Thomas: FBEye Dad’s Army 7.00 You Rang, 2011) +++11.00 Teachers Pay To Play. 9.00 Deep State NCIS Bikini Wax. 8.00 Law & Point Quiz show, hosted by 3.00 Murdoch Mysteries M’Lord? 8.00 Dad’s Army 11.30 Teachers 12.00 AM Merger. 10.05 American Dad! Order: Special Victims Unit Ben Shephard. 7.00 My 4.00 Murdoch Mysteries 8.40 Only Fools And Horses The Chris Ramsey Show 10.35 American Dad! Roots. Doubt. 9.00 Gone Don’t Go. 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(S) 10.30 This (R/S) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond Enforcers (S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt Roadshow Black Country Living Museum: Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle Captain Nemo. (R/S) 8.00 Everybody Builth Wells 6: From the Royal Welsh The team visits the Black Country Living features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose Women The Loves Raymond The Ball. (R/S) 8.35 Showground in Builth Wells. (S) 1.00 BBC Museum in Dudley. (R/S) 9.00 BBC members of boy band 5ive join the panellists Frasier The Apparent Trap. (R/S) 9.05 News At One; Weather (S) 1.30 Regional Newsroom Live: Election Special (S) as they participate in topical debate from a Frasier Back Talk. (R/S) 9.35 Frasier News (S) 1.45 Doctors A Kind Of Justice: 10.00 Live Snooker: The World female perspective. (S) 1.30 Lunchtime The Fight Before Christmas. (R/S) 10.05 Jimmi seems set to give Amanda the benefit Championship 2018 Day 14: The second News/Weather (S) 1.55 Regional News/ Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (R/S) 11.00 of the doubt. (S) 2.15 800 Words George session of the opening semi-final. (S) Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Cameras Undercover Boss USA (R/S) 12.00 PM and Fiona go away for a romantic weekend. 12.00 PM Election 2018 Presented by follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder as Channel 4 News/Weather Summary (S) (S) 3.00 Escape To The Country West Huw Edwards. (S) 1.00 Live Snooker: The he takes on real-life cases in a studio 12.05 Coast Vs Country A couple seeking Sussex: Alistair Appleton helps a couple World Championship 2018 Day 14: The courtroom. (S) 3.00 Tenable A team of a home in Devon. (R/S) 1.05 Posh search for a family home in West Sussex. second semi-final continues with the second British Army colleagues competes. (S) 3.59 Pawnbrokers Dan and his team consider a (R/S) 3.45 Flipping Profit Gavin Claxton, session. (S) 3.00 Election 2018 Presented ITV London Weather (S) 4.00 Tipping houseboat. (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) 3.00 Melissa Downhill and Zoe Pocock search for by Huw Edwards. 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6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. (R/S) 6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.00 The Simpsons (R/S) 6 (S) 6.30 Britain In Bloom Immingham: 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S) 6.30 Hollyoaks Marnie pm 6.30 Regional News (S) Chris Bavin heads to northern worries about Alfie’s Lincolnshire. Last in the series. (S) recent behaviour and Farrah finds herself in a scary situation. (R/S)

7.00 The One Show Hosted by 7.00 Live Snooker: The World 7.00 Emmerdale Belle 7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather 7 Alex Jones and Dev Griffin. (S) Championship 2018 Day 14: Jason reaches breaking point (S) pm Mohammad presents coverage of and Lachlan faces a realisation. (S) 7.30 Unreported World 7.30 Sounds Like Friday Night the third and penultimate session of 7.30 Coronation Street Kidnapped In Kabul: Criminal Kylie Minogue performs her new the opening semi-final at the Crucible Toyah introduces Peter to gangs operating in Kabul. (S) single. Last in the series. (S) Theatre in Sheffield. Mark Selby and their baby daughter and Johnny John Higgins were the victorious questions Jenny’s behaviour. (S) players at this stage last year. (S)

8.00 EastEnders 8.00 Love Your Garden 8.00 Our Wildest Dreams Zambia: 8 Halfway is embarrassed The team visits Canterbury. (S) Cameras follow Lyndon and his wife pm by the attention he is getting from 8.30 Coronation Street Ruth as they give up their careers in Whitney and the Carters. (S) Simon alerts Leanne to the UK to plough their savings into 8.30 The Button Five UK families Toyah’s lies and Jenny marks an starting a new business running a compete to win challenges in the emotional anniversary. (S) safari lodge in the outback. (S) comfort of their living rooms. (S)

9.00 Have I Got News For You 9.00 Syria’s World War Part two of 9.00 Lethal Weapon An 9.00 Gogglebox Capturing the 9 Satirical quiz, with Rhod Gilbert. (S) two. How a peaceful uprising against Inconvenient Ruth: Murtaugh and households’ instant reactions to what pm 9.30 Home From Home the president of Syria seven years Riggs investigate a jewellery heist. they are watching on TV from the The Party: Neil throws a party in ago has turned into a full-scale Riggs battles with his drinking habit, comfort of their own sofas. (S) a bid to boost his popularity. (S) civil war, resulting in the deaths while Murtaugh is plagued by his of 350,000 people. (S) insecurities. Clayne Crawford and Damon Wayans star. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.00 Episodes Sean and Beverly 10.00 ITV News At Ten/Weather 10.00 Friday Night Dinner 10 10.25 Regional News (S) find themselves at odds. (S) (S) The Other Jackie: New series. (S) pm 10.35 The Graham Norton Show 10.30 Newsnight (S) 10.30 Regional News/Weather (S) Amy Schumer talks about her 10.45 The Keith & Paddy Picture 10.30 High & Dry new film I Feel Pretty. (S) Show Pretty Woman. (R/S) The Island: Sitcom about a group of plane crash victims. (S) 11.25 Wannabe Never Giving Up. Last in 11.05 Front Row Late (S) 11.35 Snooker: 11.10 Through The Keyhole Keith Lemon 11.05 First Dates (R/S) 12.05 AM FILM 11 the series. (S) 11.50 FILM No Strings The World Championship 2018 Day 14. visits mystery celebrity homes and The Grey Wilderness adventure, starring pm Attached Two childhood friends try to (S) 12.25 AM FILM Easy Money (Cert 15, challenges this week’s panel – Joe Swash, Liam Neeson. (Cert 15, 117 mins. 2011) (S) have a purely sexual relationship, but find 122 mins. 2010) ★★★★ 2.20 Sign Zone: Gabby Logan and Paddy McGuinness – to ★★★★ 2.10 True Horror Terror In The themselves falling in love nonetheless. Panorama (R/S) 2.50 Sign Zone: guess the identities of the famous owners. Woods. (R/S) 3.05 Kiss Me First The Romantic comedy, starring Natalie Portman Civilisations The Cult Of Progress. (R/S) (R/S) 12.10 AM Jackpot247 Interactive Witch Is Coming. (R/S) 4.00 Come Dine and Ashton Kutcher. (Cert 15, 107 mins. 3.50 Sign Zone: The Assassination Of gaming. 3.00 Take On The Twisters (R/S) Champion Of Champions (R/S) 4.55 2011) (S) ★★★ 1.35-6.00 AM BBC News Gianni Versace: American Crime Story 3.50-6.00 Nightscreen Steph And Dom’s One Star To Five Star (R/S) 4.45-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) (R/S) 5.25-6.15 Fifteen To One (R/S) 88 lnsideSoap FRIDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors The doctors treat a young man with a crack cocaine addiction. (R/S) 1.10 Access Showbiz news and gossip. (S) 1.15 Home And Away Alf has a very surprising visitor. (S) 1.45 Neighbours Clive offers Toadie a job. (S) 2.20 NCIS Secrets: A Navy captain leading a double life as a masked vigilante is killed. (R/S) 3.15 FILM Presumed Dead In Paradise A teenager survives a brush with death while on holiday, only to discover she has been the victim of a sinister conspiracy. Thriller, with Malese Jow and Olivia d’Abo. Edited for violence. (Cert 12, 105 mins. 2013) (S) ★★★ 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

HIGH & DRY | Channel 4 10.30PM Hell on earth ThisThi ambitious bi i – and holiday. The very definition of they discover they’re trapped 7pm The Gadget Show gloriously ridiculous – new ‘nice work if you can get it’. in the middle of the Indian comedy is filmed entirely on High and Dry is a sort of Ocean with the world’s 6.00 Home And Away Brody considers his the idyllic beaches of the sitcom version of Lost, with worst human being. Naturally, long-term plans. (R/S) Seychelles. Marc Wootton Marc playing sociopathic air everyone is desperate to get 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) is both the writer and star, steward Brett Sullivan, who back to civilisation and their which likely makes him takes charge of the survivors ordinary lives; everyone, the smartest man working of a plane crash and appoints that is, except Brett, who is 7.00 The Gadget Show Jon in television today since he’s himself “King of the Island”. At revelling in his status as tinpot Bentley gets an earful of the latest advance in home cinema audio, cunningly arranged to be paid, the beginning, the passengers dictator and is quite happy to while the G Team rustles up a twice, to take a really lovely are just glad to be alive – until sabotage any escape attempt. sampling menu featuring three very different styles of barbecue. (S) Great Scott! 8.00 Britain’s Great Cathedrals With BRITAIN’S GREAT CATHEDRALS WITH TONY ROBINSON | Channel 5 8PM Tony Robinson The history of Liverpool Where would we be without Cathedral, designed in cathedrals? What on earth the Gothic style by Giles Gilbert Scott. It took 74 years to build and would we photograph was paid for by the city’s people. (S) when away on a city break? This week, Tony Robinson 9.00 Portillo’s Hidden History sings in praise of Liverpool Of Britain Shepton Mallet: Cathedral (the big brown Michael Portillo explores Shepton Anglican one, not the one Mallet prison, which over its 400- year history has seen thousands of that looks like an upturned prisoners, numerous executions funnel), designed in the and countless escape attempts. (S) Gothic style by Giles Gilbert Scott. It isn’t 10.00 Inside Strangeways nearly as old as it looks – A look behind the bars of Strangeways prison in Manchester, it was finished only as examining stories of gang culture, recently as 1978 and, riots and penal punishment. (R/S) unlike the great medieval cathedrals, was built from bricks rather than stone – 11.05 Meet Mick Philpott: Psychopath Mick Philpott: Professor Tony Maden over six million of them. looks into the case of Mick Philpott. 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MODERN FAMILY | Sky One 8.30PM 7.00 Children’s Hospital 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 7.00 The Simpsons Shaun Malone leaves Investigation Blood Lust: Flaming Moe’s: Homer business, which as Jay 7 hospital after six months. A taxi driver is beaten to invents a new drink. When Haley’s brainless boss pm Nicole declares she wants a points out, she might as well, 7.30 Children’s Hospital death by an angry mob. 7.30 The Simpsons new product that has all the as it’s “worth less than a Homer The Father. ‘magical’ healing properties bachelor’s degree” anyway. It 8.00 Elementary Dead 8.00 Blue Bloods School 8.00 The Simpsons of peppers, Haley is struck may still be a hard sell, though Man’s Switch: Holmes and Of Hard Knocks: Danny Lisa Gets The Blues. – Gloria has a lot of experience 8 Watson lead a manhunt and Baez try to prevent an by inspiration. She begs pm Gloria to sell her salsa not selling that sauce… for a blackmailer. outbreak of violence in a 8.30 Modern high school. Family Chips And Salsa. TOOFATFORLOVE 9.00 Criminal Minds 9.00 Game Of Thrones 9.00 Karl Pilkington: | BBC3 The Crimson Kings: A new High Sparrow: Queen The Moaning Of Life 9 agent faces a baptism of Margaery spends time Waste: Karl explores the Twenty-one-year-old Emma is pm fire as the hunt for the with her new husband impact of waste. a ‘plus-size’ girl who’s fed up escaped killers begins. King Tommen. with the stereotyped views about larger men and women. 10.00 Criminal Minds 10.10 Game Of Thrones 10.00 The Late Late She sets out to prove that they Sick Day: JJ comes home The Sons Of The Harpy: Show With James 10 visibly shaken after a The military arm of the Corden: Best Of The pm can enjoy fulfilling love lives, and tough case involving two Faith of the Seven grows Week Highlights of the asks the awkward questions abducted children. more aggressive. talk show. many would rather avoid… 11.00 Criminal Minds 11.10 Game Of Thrones 11.00 Scream Demonology: People Kill The Boy: Daenerys Horror, starring 11 begin dying during makes a difficult decision. Neve Campbell. THE VICAR OF DIBLEY 8.40PM pm | Gold exorcisms. (Cert 18, 106 mins. 1996) There’s a triple-bill of this sitcom +++++ classic tonight, including series 12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene 12.15 AM The Sopranos 1.25 1.05 AM A League Of Their Investigation 1.00 Murders The Sopranos 2.25 House Of Own 2.00 Most Shocking two finale ‘Love and Marriage’, That Shocked The Nation Lies 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene 3.00 Duck Quacks Don’t which saw Alice get married. 2.00 Blindspot 3.00 Nothing Investigation 4.00 The West Echo 4.00 Motorway Patrol To Declare 3.30 Nothing To Wing 5.00-6.00 The West 4.30 Motorway Patrol 5.00- Emma Chambers, who played Declare 4.00 Nothing To Wing 6.00 It’s Me Or The Dog Alice, sadly died in February, so Declare 5.00 Border Security: Canada’s Front Line 5.30- take this chance to remember 6.00 Border Security: her brilliant comic timing. Canada’s Front Line W Alibi GOLD Comedy Cen- FOX Universal 6.10 AM Doctor Who The 7.00 AM Home Shopping 7.30 AM A Sharp Intake Of 8.00 AM Scrubs 9.00 Friends 8.00 AM Monk 9.00 Bones 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Poison Sky. 7.00 My Dream 7.10 Sue Thomas: FBEye Breath 8.00 Butterflies 8.40 10.00 Gilmore Girls 11.00 10.00 Bones 11.00 The Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol Home 8.00 Tipping Point 8.00 The Doctor Blake Goodnight Sweetheart 9.20 Friends 12.00 PM Friends Mentalist 12.00 PM The Monkey Business. 9.00 Sea 9.00 Tipping Point 10.00 The Mysteries 9.00 Murdoch Last Of The Summer Wine 1.00 Impractical Jokers 2.00 Mentalist 1.00 Bones 2.00 Patrol China Dolls. 10.00 Law Bill Life’s Too Short. 11.00 999 Mysteries 10.00 Murdoch 11.20 You Rang, M’Lord? Friends 4.00 The Fresh Prince Bones 3.00 The Mentalist & Order 11.00 Law & Order Rescue Squad 12.00 PM Mysteries 11.00 Sue Thomas: 12.20 PM The Green Green Of Bel-Air 5.00 Friends 5.30 Red Is The New Black. 4.00 12.00 PM Law & Order Tipping Point 1.00 FBEye 12.00 PM Miss Grass 1.00 As Time Goes By Friends 6.00 Friends 6.30 The Mentalist At First Blush. Magnet. 1.00 Law & Order Supernanny US Larmer Family. Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 1.40 Dad’s Army 2.20 Only Friends 7.00 Friends 7.30 5.00 NCIS Enemy Combatant. 2.00 NCIS An Eye For An Eye. 2.00 Who Do You Think You 1.00 New Tricks 2.00 Sue Fools And Horses 3.00 Last Friends 8.00 FILM Pixels 6.00 NCIS Pay To Play. 7.00 3.00 NCIS Bikini Wax. 4.00 Are? Brian Blessed. 3.00 My Thomas: FBEye False Profit. Of The Summer Wine 5.00 As Sci-fi comedy, starring Adam NCIS The Tie That Binds. 8.00 NCIS Conspiracy Theory. 5.00 Dream Home 4.00 My Dream 3.00 Murdoch Mysteries Time Goes By 5.40 The Sandler. (Cert 12, 106 mins. NCIS Willoughby. 9.00 NCIS NCIS Red Cell. 6.00 NCIS Home 5.00 Tipping Point Toronto’s Girl Problem. 4.00 Green Green Grass 6.20 2015) ++10.00 Bob’s Death From Above. 10.00 7.00 NCIS SWAK. 8.00 Law 6.00 Tipping Point Quiz show, Murdoch Mysteries Dad’s Army 7.00 You Rang, Burgers 10.30 Bordertown Bull Gag Order. 11.00 Family & Order: Special Victims Unit hosted by Ben Shephard. Shipwreck. 5.00 Rizzoli & M’Lord? 8.00 Dad’s Army 11.00 South Park 11.30 Guy And Then There Were Weak. 9.00 Law & Order: 7.00 My Dream Home 8.00 Isles 6.00 The Doctor Blake 8.40 DON’T MISS! The South Park 12.00 AM Fewer. 12.00 AM American Special Victims Unit 10.00 999 Rescue Squad 9.00 Mysteries 7.00 Miss Fisher’s Vicar Of Dibley 11.10 Smack TripTank 12.30 Rick And Dad! Blonde Ambition. 12.30 Law & Order: Special Victims 999 Rescue Squad 10.00 Murder Mysteries 8.00 Death The Pony 11.40 Smack The Morty 1.00 The Daily Show American Dad! Ciapow. 1.00 Unit Thought Criminal. 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies In Paradise 9.00 Jack Taylor: Pony 12.15 AM Garth 1.30 South Park 3.00 South Family Guy 2.00 American Law & Order: Special Victims Stockton. 11.00 999 The Priest 11.00 Murdoch Marenghi’s Darkplace 12.50 Park 3.25 South Park 3.45 Dad! 2.25 American Dad! Unit Spring Awakening. Rescue Squad 12.00 AM Mysteries 12.00 AM Crossing Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace South Park 4.10 Two And A Roger Passes The Bar. 2.50 12.00 AM Law & Order: Embarrassing Bodies Lines New Scars, Old Wounds 1.25 Parrot Sketch Not Half Men 4.30 Two And A Half The Walking Dead Honour. Special Victims Unit 1.00 Law Stockton. 1.00 Code Black – Part One. 1.00 Crossing Included: 20 Years Of Monty Men 4.55 Two And A Half 4.00 American Dad! A Boy & Order: Special Victims Unit One In A Million. 1.50 In Lines 2.00 Jack Taylor: The Python 2.50 Smack The Pony Men 5.15 The Fresh Prince Of Named Michael. 4.30 Weak. 2.00 Numb3rs Under The Club 3.00-6.10 Home Priest 4.00-7.00 Home 3.15 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Bel-Air 5.40-8.00 The Fresh American Dad! 5.00-8.00 Pressure. 3.00 Numb3rs Shopping Shopping 4.00-7.10 Home Shopping Prince Of Bel-Air Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Numb3rs 90 lnsideSoap FRIDAY

DramaDave ITV2E4 More4 FREEVIEW 20 FREEVIEW 12 FREEVIEW 6 FREEVIEW 28 FREEVIEW 14 7.10 AM The Bill Beasts. 6.00 AM Home Shopping 6.00 AM The Planet’s 6.00 AM Hollyoaks 7.00 8.55 AM Food Unwrapped 8.00 London’s Burning 7.10 Top Gear 8.10 Funniest Animals 6.20 Couples Come Dine With 9.30 A Place In The Sun: 9.00 Casualty Charlie’s American Pickers 9.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness Me 8.00 How I Met Your Winter Sun 11.35 Four Angels. 10.00 Juliet Bravo Storage Hunters 9.30 World Records 7.10 Mother 9.00 New Girl In A Bed 12.05 PM Four Trouble At T’Mill. 11.00 The Storage Hunters Surf’s Up Who’s Doing The Dishes? 10.00 2 Broke Girls In A Bed 12.35 Four In Bill Trusting The Enemy. In Canyon Country. 10.00 7.55 Emmerdale 8.55 11.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine A Bed 1.05 Four In A 12.00 PM Lovejoy Lily’s American Pickers A Man’s You’ve Been Framed! 12.00 PM The Goldbergs Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed Pearls. 1.00 Last Of The Home Is His Castle. 11.00 Gold 9.25 Ellen 1.00 The Big Bang 2.10 Come Dine With Me Summer Wine 1.40 Hi- American Pickers The Big DeGeneres Show 10.20 Theory 2.00 How I Met 2.40 Come Dine With Me de-Hi! All Change. 2.20 Are Bet. 12.00 PM American The Bachelorette Your Mother 2.30 How 3.15 Come Dine With Me You Being Served? His Pickers Space Oddities. 12.15 PM Emmerdale I Met Your Mother 3.00 3.50 Come Dine With Me And Hers. 3.00 London’s 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Top Channing Tatum in 1.15 You’ve Been New Girl 3.30 New Girl 4.20 Come Dine With Me Burning 4.00 You Rang, Gear 3.00 Sin City Motors Framed! Gold 1.45 Ellen 4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.50 A Place In The M’Lord? The Truth Revealed. Son Of A.... 4.00 Steve Magic Mike 9pm E4 DeGeneres Show 2.35 4.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Sun: Winter Sun 5.55 5.00 Lovejoy Lily’s Pearls. Austin’s Broken Skull Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 5.00 The Goldbergs 5.30 Ugly House To Lovely 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! All Change. Challenge 5.00 Top Gear Jeremy Kyle Show 4.50 The Goldbergs 6.00 The House With George 6.40 Are You Being 6.00 Room 101 6.40 BBC4 Jeremy Kyle Show 5.50 Big Bang Theory 6.30 The Clarke 6.55 The Secret Served? His And Hers. Would I Lie To You? FREEVIEW 9 Take Me Out Big Bang Theory Life Of The Zoo

7.20 Last Of The 7.20 Would I Lie To 7.00 PM World News 7.00 You’ve Been 7.00 Hollyoaks Drama 7.55 Grand Designs Summer Wine Nobody You? With Trinny Woodall, Today/Weather Framed! Gold Harry Hill following the lives of Kevin McCloud follows Messes With Tony The Reece Shearsmith, 7.30 BBC Young narrates a comical people in Chester. a project near Newbury 7 pm Throat: Howard suspects Michael Ball and Musician 2018 Keyboard selection of mishaps 7.30 Extreme Cake to construct a modern Pearl is cheating on him. Charlie Brooker. Final: Pianist Lucy filmed by viewers. Makers A bulldog cake. farmhouse that combines Parham, herself a former an open-plan pad with 8.00 Miss Fisher’s 8.00 Into The Fire Young Musician finalist, 8.00 Two And A Half 8.00 The Big Bang functional spaces below. Murder Mysteries Birmingham’s motorway joins Josie d’Arby as the Men Theory Framed For Murder: The network is brought to a competition continues 8.30 Superstore Sal’s 8.30 The Big Bang 8 pm lead actor in a movie is halt when an unexploded with the instrumentalists Dead: A dead body is Theory The Troll murdered on set. bomb is discovered. in the keyboard final. found at Cloud 9. Manifestation.

9.00 WPC 56 The 9.00 Red Dwarf Camille: 9.00 The Jazz 9.00 Hercules 9.00 Magic Mike 9.00 Rough Justice Wayward Wind: Gloria is Kryten falls in love. Ambassadors The role The legendary hero A veteran male Antique: An elderly accused of a crime. 9.40 Red Dwarf DNA: of America’s iconic jazz leads a band of stripper teaches a antiques dealer is found 9 pm The crew discovers a musicians in the Cold War. mercenaries in a battle to young dancer the tricks of stabbed on the floor of miraculous machine. restore a deposed king to the trade, and introduces his shop. In Flemish. his throne. Mythological him to a hedonistic 10.00 New Tricks Love 10.20 Red Dwarf 10.30 Latin Music USA adventure, starring lifestyle. Comedy drama, 10.00 24 Hours In A&E Means Nothing In Tennis: Justice: The crew lands on Borderlands: The influence Dwayne Johnson and Ian starring Channing Tatum Medics treat a diabetic The death of a tennis star a crime-free planet. of Mexican music in McShane. (Cert 12, 98 and Matthew with an infected leg 10 pm occupies the team. America. mins. 2014) +++ McConaughey. (Cert 15, wound, and a woman 105 mins. 2012) ++++ with knee pain.

11.20 Birds Of A 11.00 Have I Got A Bit 11.30 Kings Of Rock ‘n’ 11.00 Family Guy Brian 11.15 The Big Bang 11.05 24 Hours In A&E Feather Caring: The girls More News For You Roll Fifties rock heroes. And Stewie. Theory The Monopolar An 89-year-old man is decide their aunt’s fate. Hosted by Kirsty Young, 11.30 Family Guy Expedition. admitted with acute 11 pm with Ross Noble and John Business Guy. 11.40 The Big Bang abdominal pain and has to Cooper Clarke. 11.55 American Dad! Theory have emergency surgery.

12.00 AM The Bill 1.00 12.00 AM QI 12.40 To Be 12.30 AM Stunning Soloists 12.30 AM American Dad! 12.10 AM Tattoo Fixers 1.15 12.05 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen London’s Burning 2.00 The Announced 1.20 Mock The At The BBC 1.30 Latin Music 12.55 The Cleveland Show Gogglebox 2.20 First Dates Nightmares USA 1.05 24 Pinkertons 2.50 The Week 2.00 QI 2.40 To Be USA 2.30-3.30 Kings Of Rock 1.25 Two And A Half Men 3.15 Rude Tube 4.10 2 Broke Hours In A&E 2.10 24 Hours Pinkertons 4.00-7.10 Home Announced 3.20 Parks And ’n’ Roll 1.50 Superstore 2.20 Girls 4.30 2 Broke Girls In A&E 3.15-3.55 8 Out Of Shopping Recreation 4.00-6.00 Home Teleshopping 5.50-6.00 4.55-6.00 Couples Come 10 Cats Shopping Nightscreen Dine With Me

CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Classic Coronation 6.00 AM Football’s Greatest: 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Bonanza Patchwork Man. Access 9.05 Catch A Cats Make You Laugh Out Street 6.55 Heartbeat 8.00 Johan Cruyff 6.15 The Chase The Only Way Is Essex 9.40 10.00 Dynasty The Dinner. Contractor 9.25 Rookie Blue Loud 8.25 Dance Moms 9.10 The Royal 9.00 Judge Judy 7.00 The Chase 7.50 Cycling: The Only Way Is Essex 10.25 11.00 Touched By An Angel 10.10 Law & Order 11.10 According To Jim 10.05 8 10.25 Agatha Christie’s Tour De Yorkshire 2018 Stage Dinner Date 11.25 Dress To 12.00 PM Judge Judy 12.30 NCIS: New Orleans 12.05 PM Simple Rules 11.05 On Marple 12.30 PM The Royal One. 8.55 Cycling: Tour De Impress 12.25 PM The Real Judge Judy 1.00 Gunsmoke NCIS: New Orleans 1.05 Benefits: Single & Skint 1.35 Heartbeat 2.40 Classic Yorkshire Live 2018 Stage Two Housewives Of Miami 1.20 Women For Sale – Part Two. NCIS 2.00 Rookie Blue 3.00 12.05 PM Police Interceptors Coronation Street 3.45 On – Women’s Race. 12.45 PM Don’t Be Tardy 1.45 Don’t 2.00 Medium 3.00 ER Night Law & Order 4.00 Law & 1.05 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It The Buses 4.20 On The Cash Cowboys 1.45 Pawn Be Tardy 2.10 Million Dollar Shift. 4.00 Judge Judy 4.30 Order 5.00 FILM Stolen From Away! 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Buses 4.50 You’re Only Stars 2.15 Cycling: Tour De Listing: LA 3.10 The Real Judge Judy 5.00 Judge Judy The Womb Thriller, starring Home And Away 4.00 Will & Young Twice 5.20 George Yorkshire Live 2018 Stage Two Housewives Of New York City 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 Larisa Oleynik. Includes Grace 5.00 8 Simple Rules And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat – Men’s Race. 6.30 World 4.05 The Real Housewives Of Dynasty The Dinner. 7.00 Access. (Cert 15, 84 mins. 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home Double Trouble. 7.00 Murder, Cup Top Goalscorers 6.45 Beverly Hills 5.00 The Real Touched By An Angel The 2014) +++6.50 Access And Away 7.00 Police She Wrote Badge Of Honour. UEFA European U17 Housewives Of Beverly Hills Southbound Bus. 8.00 ER 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS 9.00 Interceptors 8.00 Can’t Pay? 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple Championship Live England v Goodbye Dubai. 6.00 Dinner Post Mortem. 9.00 Medium Training Day Elegy. 10.00 We’ll Take It Away! 9.00 FILM Ordeal By Innocence. 10.00 Israel. 9.00 Cycling: Tour De Date Jenni. 7.00 Dress To Time Out Of Mind. 10.00 NCIS Requiem. 11.00 FILM Wild Card Action thriller. The Syndicate 11.05 Les Yorkshire 2018 Stage Two. Impress Lily. 8.00 Dinner Date Dynasty The Threat. 11.00 The Frozen Ground Includes Includes Access. (Cert 15, 92 Dawson: An Audience With 10.00 FILM The Bourne Chloe. 9.00 Atlanta Plastic Bad Girls 12.05 AM Judge Access. (Cert 15, 105 mins. mins. 2015) ++11.10 FILM That Never Was 12.05 AM Identity Includes FYI Daily. A To Z Cup. 10.00 Atlanta Judy 12.30 Judge Judy 1.00 2013) +++1.05 AM CSI: Timecop Sci-fi adventure. Vera Sandancers. 1.55 FILM (Cert 12, 119 mins. 2002) Plastic Bat Wings To Angel ER Post Mortem. 2.00 Miami Cyber-lebrity. 2.00 CSI: Includes Access. (Cert 15, 97 The Constant Gardener (Cert ++++12.25 AM The Wings. 11.00 Mob Wives: Medium Time Out Of Mind. Miami 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene mins. 1994) +++1.05 AM 15, 124 mins. 2005) ++++ Americans The Great Patriotic New Blood Vegas – Part One. 3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Investigation Death And The Now That’s Funny! 2.05 Now 4.00 Love Your Garden 4.55 War. 1.25 Ax Men 2.20 The 12.00 AM The Jeremy Kyle Woman 4.00 Touched By An Maiden. 4.00-6.00 That’s Funny! 4.00-6.00 Judge Judy 5.15 Judge Judy Protectors 2.50 Nightscreen Show USA 04/05/2018. Angel 5.00-6.00 JAG Teleshopping Teleshopping 5.35-6.00 Nightscreen 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 91 WHO’S WHO? INand OUT CASUALTY Beth Sutherland...... Lisa George Kirk Sutherland...... Andrew Whyment Connie Beauchamp...... Amanda Mealing Rita Tanner...... Barbara Knox Gemma Dean...... Rebecca Ryan Mike Thornberry...... Louis Emerick We spin soa Iain Dean...... Michael Stevenson Craig Tinker...... Colson Smith Lisa ‘Duffy’ Duffin...... Cathy Shipton Sinead Tinker...... Katie McGlynn Charlie Fairhead...... Derek Thompson Josh Tucker...... Ryan Clayton RUDOLPH WALKER Noel Garcia...... Tony Marshall Kevin Webster...... Michael Le Vell Elle Gardner...... Jaye Griffiths Rosie Webster...... Helen Flanagan IN (Patrick Trueman, Ethan Hardy...... George Rainsford Sophie Webster...... Brooke Vincent EastEnders) David Hide...... Jason Durr Gary Windass...... Mikey North Dylan Keogh...... William Beck Viewers were worried Bea Kinsella...... Michelle Fox DOCTORS that Patrick may have Jacob Masters...... Charles Venn ...... Zara Carmichael Elisabeth Dermot Walsh joined the current Walford Rash Masum Neet Mohan Heston Carter...... Owen Brenman Robyn Miller...... Amanda Henderson ...... exodus when he headed ...... Ruhma Carter Bharti Patel Alicia Munroe Chelsea Halfpenny Jimmi Clay...... Adrian Lewis Morgan o to live it upp in Sam Nicholls...... Charlotte Salt ...... Ben Galadima Michael Fatogun Trinidad recenntly. Louise Tyler Azuka Oforka Daniel Granger...... Matthew Chambers Al Haskey...... Ian Midlane But rest assureed, CORONATION STREET Karen Hollins...... Jan Pearson EastEnders hass ...... Dev Alahan...... Jimmi Harkishin Rob Hollins Chris Walker ...... promised Insidde Angie Appleton...... Victoria Ekanoye Ayesha Lee Laura Rollins ...... Jude Appleton...... Paddy Wallace Valerie Pitman Sarah Moyle Soap that Dennise ...... Izzy Armstrong...... Cherylee Houston Emma Reid Dido Miles and Kim – witth ...... Adam Barlow...... Sam Robertson Mrs Tembe Lorna Laidlaw ...... their numerouus Amy Barlow...... Elle Mulvaney Sid Vere Ashley Rice Ken Barlow...... William Roache EASTENDERS problems – Peter Barlow...... Chris Gascoyne will have theirr Simon Barlow...... Alex Bain Arshad Ahmed...... Madhav Sharma Tracy Barlow...... Kate Ford Mariam Ahmed...... Indira Joshi surrogate father Leanne Battersby...... Jane Danson Masood Ahmed...... Nitin Ganatra back in Albertt Toyah Battersby...... Georgia Taylor Keegan Baker...... Zack Morris Square before Chesney Brown...... Sam Aston Ian Beale...... Adam Woodyatt Mary Cole...... Patti Clare Kathy Beale...... Gillian Taylforth too long. Soonn Aidan Connor...... Shayne Ward Carla Connor...... Alison King Jenny Connor...... Sally Ann Matthews DI BOTCHER Johnny Connor...... Richard Hawley Kate Connor...... Faye Brookes (Jan Jennings, Casualty) Maria Connor...... Samia Longchambon IN Casualty’s spring trailer Michelle Connor...... Kym Marsh has revealed that a fresh Roy Cropper...... David Neilson face will be joining the paramedic Tyrone Dobbs...... Alan Halsall Dot Branning...... June Brown team, with Jan Jennings (played ...... Seb Franklin Harry Visinoni Jack Branning Scott Maslen by veteran television actress Di Eileen Grimshaw...... Sue Cleaver Max Branning...... Jake Wood Imran Habeeb...... Charlie De Melo Jay Brown...... Jamie Borthwick Botcher) taking up the position Cathy Matthews...... Melanie Hill Tiffany Butcher...... Maisie Smith of operations officer. And it Billy Mayhew...... Daniel Brocklebank Linda Carter...... Kellie Bright seems that she’ll be taking no Liz McDonald...... Beverley Callard Mick Carter...... Danny Dyer prisoners! “I speak as I find,” Steve McDonald...... Simon Gregson Shirley Carter...... Linda Henry warns Jan to her inferiors Sam ...... Geoff Metcalfe Ian Bartholomew Tina Carter Luisa Bradshaw-White and Iain. “Get used to it.” May Sally Metcalfe...... Sally Dynevor Whitney Carter...... Shona McGarty Tim Metcalfe...... Joe Duttine Bex Fowler...... Jasmine Armfield Alya Nazir...... Sair Khan Martin Fowler...... James Bye Rana Nazir...... Bhavna Limbachia Sonia Fowler...... Natalie Cassidy ZOE BERTRAM Yasmeen Nazir...... Shelley King Stacey Fowler...... Lacey Turner (Fay Brennan, Neighbours) Zeedan Nazir...... Qasim Akhtar Denise Fox...... Diane Parish We may have lost Tyler, but ...... IN Ali Neeson James Burrows Kim Fox-Hubbard Tameka Empson the number of Brennans will Daniel Osbourne...... Rob Mallard Mo Harris...... Laila Morse Brian Packham...... Peter Gunn Callum ‘Halfway’ Highway...... Tony Clay be boosted when matriarch Fay Robbie Jackson...... Dean Gaffney rocks up for a visit. But what does Carmel Kazemi...... Bonnie Langford she bring with her? And what could Kush Kazemi...... Davood Ghadami it mean for Chloe? Next week Shakil Kazemi...... Shaheen Jafargholi Billy Mitchell...... Perry Fenwick Honey Mitchell...... Emma Barton Louise Mitchell...... Tilly Keeper GEORGE MASON (Martin Phil Mitchell...... Steve McFadden ‘Ash’ Ashford, Home and Away) Pat Phelan...... Connor McIntyre Sharon Mitchell...... Letitia Dean OUT Ash is hotfooting it out of Bethany Platt...... Lucy Fallon Kat Moon...... …...... Jessie Wallace Summer Bay after three ...... David Platt Jack P Shepherd Ted Murray Christopher Timothy years of drama and tragedy, including Martin Platt...... ……...... Sean Wilson Hunter Owen...... Charlie Winter Sarah Platt...... Tina O’Brien Melanie Owen...... Tamzin Outhwaite the shock death of his ex Kat Chapman. Robert Preston...... Tristan Gemmill Hayley Slater...... Katie Jarvis Star George Mason has described the Eva Price...... Catherine Tyldesley Ingrid Solberg...... Pernille Broch role as his “dream job”, and reckons Shona Ramsey...... Julia Goulding Bernadette Taylor...... Clair Norris it was overwhelming to play “a main Audrey Roberts...... Sue Nicholls Karen Taylor...... Lorraine Stanley character on such a big television show”. Gail Rodwell...... Helen Worth Keanu Taylor...... Danny Walters Nicola Rubinstein...... Nicola Thorp Patrick Trueman...... Rudolph Walker He’s off to his native New Zealand to Gina Seddon...... Connie Hyde Jean Walters...... Gillian Wright work on the film Daffodils. This year Fiz Stape...... Jennie McAlpine Donna Yates...... Lisa Hammond

92 lnsideSoap EMMERDALE HOLLYOAKS ...... THEEXFILES! Misty Allbright Hedydd Dylan Grace Black Tamara Wall DI Mark Bails...... Rocky Marshall Sienna Blake...... Anna Passey Pete Barton...... Anthony Quinlan Esther Bloom...... Jazmine Franks Ross Barton...... Michael Parr Kim Butterfield...... Daisy Wood-Davis What are the one-time Victtoria Barton...... Isabel Hodgins Courtney Campbell...... Amy Conachan Bernnice Blackstock...... Samantha Giles Holly Cunningham...... Amanda Clapham stars of soap up to now? Rodney Blackstock...... Patrick Mower Tom Cunningham...... Ellis Hollins Frannk Clayton...... Michael Praed Joel Dexter...... Rory Douglas-Speed RUN OF A LIFETIME Aaroon Dingle...... Danny Miller Adam Donovan...... Jimmy Essex Actress Davinia Taylor, who played ...... Belle Dingle Eden Taylor-Draper Cindy and Tom’s sister Jude Cainn Dingle...... Jeff Hordley Charity Dingle...... Emma Atkins Cunningham in Hollyoaks, has Chas Dingle...... Lucy Pargeter spoken out about her experiences Debbie Dingle...... Charley Webb with post-natal depression – and Faith Dingle...... Sally Dexter why she was running for the mental Lisaa Dingle...... Jane Cox health charity Mind at the London Marrlon Dingle...... Mark Charnock Moira Dingle...... Natalie J Robb Glenn Donovan...... Bob Cryer Marathon. “I was terrified,” she Noah Dingle...... Jack Downham Jesse Donovan...... Luke Jerdy explained. “The support I received changed my life Samm Dingle...... James Hooton Scott Drinkwell...... Ross Adams completely. I went into a massive deep hole and Zak Dingle...... Steve Halliwell Milo Entwistle...... Nathan Morris I couldn’t get out of it without professional help.” Harrriet Finch...... Katherine Dow Blyton Ste Hay...... Kieron Richardson Liv FFlaherty...... Isobel Steele Brody Hudson...... Adam Woodward UNWIN OR LOSE! Grahham Foster...... Andrew Scarborough Diane Hutchinson...... Alex Fletcher Rhona Goskirk...... Zoe Henry Tony Hutchinson...... Nick Pickard Corrie is one viewer fewer these days, Jesssie Grant...... Sandra Marvin Kyle Kelly...... …...... Adam Rickitt as former star Sally Lindsay (Shelley Lydiai Hart...... Karen Blick Damon Kinsella...... Jacob Roberts Unwin) has admitted that she no Bob Hope...... Tony Audenshaw Ryan Knight...... Duncan James longer watches the soap! “It’s difficult Brennda Hope...... Lesley Dunlop Leela Lomax...... Kirsty-Leigh Porter watching as it’s changed so much,” she ...... Jimmy King Nick Miles Tegan Lomax Jessica Ellis shared. The actress also commented Nicoola King...... Nicola Wheeler Louis Loveday...... Karl Collins Paddy Kirk...... Dominic Brunt Simone Loveday...... Jacqueline Boatswain on the darkness of some of Corrie’s Priyya Kotecha...... Fiona Wade Zack Loveday...... Duayne Boachie plots recently: “People will always moan – it’s too violent Pearl Ladderbanks...... Meg Johnson Farrah Maalik...... Krupa Pattani or not as violent as it should be,” she said. “There’s Meggan Macey...... Gaynor Faye Imran Maalik...... Ijaz Rana obviously a need for it– but you also need comedy.” David Metcalfe...... Matthew Wolfenden Misbah Maalik...... Harvey Virdi Traccy Metcalfe...... Amy Walsh Sami Maalik...... Rishi Nair FRENCH FANCYY! Eric Pollard...... Chris Chittell Yasmine Maalik...... Haiesha Mistry Doug Potts...... Duncan Preston Cleo McQueen...... Nadine Mulkerrin Following his chat with Inside Soap Gerry Roberts...... Shaun Thomas Goldie McQueen...... Chelsee Healey last week, Albert Squaree’s Harry Reid Jai Sharma...... Chris Bisson Hunter McQueen...... Theo Graham has revealed more abouutwhat he Lily McQueen...... Lauren McQueen thinks his former alter ego Ben ...... Myra McQueen Nicole Barber-Lane Mitchell is up to – and itt appears that Prince McQueen..Malique Thompson-Dwyer Maxine Minniver...... Nikki Sanderson romance could be on thhe cards. “Me Luke Morgan...... Gary Lucy and the director always said that Mandy Morgan...... Sarah Jayne Dunn [Ben] went out to Calaiss and Oliver Morgan...... Aedan Duckworth he’s going to come bacck Ellie Nightingale...... Sophie Porley as Benjamin Michelle ...... Rishi Sharma Bhasker Patel James Nightingale Gregory Finnegan with a French boyfriendd,” Dan Spencer...... Liam Fox Marnie Nightingale...... Lysette Anthony Daz Spencer...... Mark Jordon Darren Osborne...... Ashley Taylor Dawson laughed the actor. Diane Sugden...... Elizabeth Estensen Jack Osborne...... Jimmy McKenna “That would be quite Robert Sugden...... Ryan Hawley Nancy Osborne...... Jessica Fox nice, but we’ll see.” Joe Tate...... Ned Porteous Buster Smith...... Nathan Sussex Arthur Thomas...... Alfie Clarke Sally St Claire...... Annie Wallace GETTY PHOTOS: Gabby Thomas...... Rosie Bentham Darcy Wilde...... Aisling Jarrett-Gavin Laurel Thomas...... Charlotte Bellamy Lachlan White...... Thomas Atkinson Rebecca White...... 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Lukas Radovich Kirsha Rebecchi...... Vani Dhir Adrian Fletcher...... Alex Walkinshaw Hunter King...... Scott Lee Liam Barnett...... James Beck Nell Rebecchi...... Scarlett Anderson John Gaskell...... Paul McGann Brody Morgan...... Jackson Heywood Aaron Brennan...... Matt Wilson Shane Rebecchi...... Nicholas Coghlan Ric Griffin...... Hugh Quarshie Justin Morgan...... James Stewart Chloe Brennan...... April Rose Pengilly Sonya Rebecchi...... Eve Morey Essie Harrison...... Kaye Wragg Mason Morgan...... Orpheus Pledger Mark Brennan...... Scott McGregor Yashvi Rebecchi...... Olivia Junkeer Henrik Hanssen...... Guy Henry Tori Morgan...... Penny McNamee Gary Canning...... Damien Richardson Paul Robinson...... Stefan Dennis Donna Jackson...... Jaye Jacobs Raffy Morrison...... Olivia Deeble Sheila Canning...... Colette Mann Steph Scully...... Carla Bonner Sacha Levy...... Bob Barrett John Palmer...... Shane Withington Xanthe Canning...... Lilly Van der Meer Mishti Sharma...... 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Rebekah Elmaloglou lnsideSoap 93 PRIZE CROSSWORD For the chance to win £100, complete the crossword puzzle, and the yellow squares – £100 reading from top to bottom – will spell out a word linked to the pictured soap character… ACROSS 3 Ashley Taylor __, long- 1234 5 6 serving Hollyoaks actor who has played Darren Osborne 7 8 for almost two decades (6) 7 & 47A Mark and Aaron’s 9 10 sister who recently arrived in Erinsborough (5,7) 11 12 13 14 15 8 See 25D 9 & 11A Location of EastEnder 16 17 Phil Mitchell’s vehicle repair garage in Walford (3,6) 18 11 See 9A 13 __ Kotecha, Priya’s 19 20 21 22 estranged husband, absent from Emmerdale village (6) 23 16 & 49A David’s twin brother and fellow Ramsay 24 25 Street resident (3,6) 17 __ Windass, local 26 27 28 journalist Daniel Osbourne is campaigning for her relase from 29 30 prison in Coronation Street (4) 18 & 48A Head teacher 31 32 whom Marlon Dingle would like to date in Emmerdale (6,5) 33 34 35 36 21 See 37A 23 Veteran Albert Square 37 38 woman Dot Branning was one during World War II (7) 39 40 26 Strategy board game that Ted Murray taught his 41 42 43 44 neighbour and fellow Walford resident Bernie Taylor (5) 45 46 28 & 1D Summer Bay’s new police officer who has a secret 47 48 in Home and Away (5,6) 32 __ Franks, soon-to-be 49 departing Hollyoaks actress who has played café owner Esther Bloom since 2011 (7) DOWN 15 What Maria Connor 31 Joseph Tate’s recently 33 See 36D 1 See 28A styles for a living in Corrie (4) purchased residence in 37 & 21A Actress who 2 See 45A 19 Ellie __, teen actress who Emmerdale village... (4,4) plays tragic Casualty newly- 3 Condition that Ramsay plays 17A’s adopted daughter 34 …and __ Head cottage, wed Robyn Thomas (6,9) Street resident Karl Kennedy Faye in Coronation Street (5) where the Spencer family 39 Michael Le __, long- has been diagnosed with (1,1,1) 20 See 35D reside in the Dales (4) serving Coronation Street actor 4 Nicola __, actress who 22 __ Pollard, long-time 35 & 20D Robbie Jackson’s behind Kevin Webster (4) plays her namesake Mrs Emmerdale resident (4) other half in EastEnders (5,5) 40 Relation that Mo Harris is King in Emmerdale (7) 24 __ Moon, husband of 36 & 33A Emmerdale village to Kat Moon in EastEnders (3) 5 Type of eating establishment returned EastEnder Kat (5) veterinary surgeon (7,9) 41 She’s married to murderous run by Roy Cropper in Corrie (4) 25 & 8A He was held 38 Emily __, actress who plays builder Pat Phelan in Corrie (6) 6 Paul __, 16A’s dad and long- hostage with Leah Patterson the Bay’s Marilyn Chambers (6) 43 Rishi __, Emmerdale time Erinsborough resident (8) and Jasmine Delaney in 42 & 30D Hollyoaks village village resident who owns a 10 Pernille __, plays Albert Home and Away (5,7) youngster whose stepdad Ryan factory with his son Jai (6) Square nanny Ingrid Solberg (5) 27 Guy __, former Holby CEO Knight killed her mum Amy (4,6) 45 & 2D Doctors character 12 Half-__, relation that Lily related to Oliver Valentine (4) 44 __ Quarshie, plays surgeon played by Ashley Rice (3,4) Branning is to young Arthur 29 Poorly Hollyoaks village Ric Griffin in Holby City (4) 47 See 7A Fowler in EastEnders (6) kid being brought up by 46 Sort of test that proved Fox 48 See 18A 14 Organ donated to Carla Diane Hutchinson (3,3) women Denise and Kim were 49 See 16A Connor by Aidan in Corrie (6) 30 See 42D related in EastEnders (1,1,1) 94 lnsideSoap SUDOKU SOAPSTAR LAST WEEK’S LINKS SOLUTIONS Fill in all the squares in the grid PRIZE CROSSWORD so that every row, column and Can you identify the correct links CLVDANNYEJ each of the nine 3x3 boxes contains between these five soap characters? 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We think Niicola’ss rapidly groowining baby bummmp is like a homming beacon forr her You havve to feel for Maria, who is only mad dad Phelan. ever aactivated as Michelle’s reserve You know he’ll show best friiend when Carla isn’t available up whenw her waters (or is sleeeping with Michelle’s son). The brreak – or be the look on Maria’s weary face says it all! reasson that theeydo! While Kate and Rana continue to steal the show in Corrie, Yasmeen wins our vote as the Street’s biggest unsung hero. Her response to the girls’ aair has been admirable considering her own loyalty to Zeedan – and if it wasn’t for Yasmeen’s quick thinking and Jenson Button-style driving, poor Rana would never have been seen again. Give Weatherield’s coolest and most accepting Be still our beating hearts! Do granny a medal! the Dales gang have the best gig in soap, or what? And what a great way to mark the fact We can’t decide who we love more – that springggasayp has inally sprung! gg! drunk Jenny in Corrie, or drunk Sharon in EastEnders. Who boozed it best?

We’re all for the door being left Iff LindaLL Carter fancies seeing a glimpse open, but Vincent’s of herself in 20 years’ time, she should ambiguous ‘Is he tune into Emmerdale. or isn’t he dead?’ ending felt like a real cop-out. It was as if someone couldn’t be bothered to inish writing the script.

It amuses us that Paddy is now in a position to give Marlon advice on his We were intrigued by this enigmatic Walfordd love life, when it wasn’t toooooo long newcomer – we’re calling him Mr Sausage ago that he was steaming up a Fiat – pitching his business idea. It’s a far more Punto with a woman he’d just met. believable venture than Weyland & Co was!