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and Kev, and even a baby Sarah in her pushchair – Yo u r s t a r s just for the haircuts alone! s psychic Street episodes that are Now, we know even this week! Rosemary currently airing on ITV3. the most dedicated Inside channels the It’s been a real treat to Soap reader can’t watch 40 spirits of some dearly look back at the likes of everything (there’s two deeparted Street episodes a day of old folk this week, “Old Corrie is like a Corrie!), but if you want I feel I’ve been some quiet Weatherfield given my own nice, warm cuddle!” time away from the big coonduit to dramas of Phelan, David CorrieC characters of Jack and Vera Duckworth, and the current cobbles oldo – not via some Mike Baldwin and Deirdre crew, try to catch a couple scatterbrained Barlow in their heyday. of episodes. They’re lik clairvoyant, but There’s also the terrific a nice, warm cuddle! Sandra thhrough the repeats fun of seeing the younger Steven Murphy, Editor Marvin of 80s Coronation versions of Jenny, Sally [email protected] “Jessie’s family is still to be discovered…” The BIG 44 stories... Nah, more like Max Branning! Coronation Street Oh, he looks 4 David in turmoil after his attack just like Phil 16 Ali locks lips with Carla! Mitchell… 22 Fiz frets, as Tyrone lashes out 26 Sally has a living room makeover 28 Eva & Toyah’s lies exposed? Either of you had a look in a 46 Rosemary’s powers are at play mirror lately?! Geof Paine “I think Clive and Sheila EastEnders have a real aection 8 Albert Square mourns Kat… for each other” 20 Mariam & Arshad’s baby news 26 Louise wants Hunter over Keegan ...and more! 46 36 Kat is back from the dead! 12 Soap news 30 What Happens Emmerdale When? 10 Debbie blackmailed by Joe 32 Soapbox 18 Bob & Laurel can’t keep apart 42 10 Facts 24 Liv arrested after fessing up! About… Sally 28 Jacob wants Priya out Ann Matthews 40 Marlon wins over Jessie? (Corrie’s Jenny) 53 Star watch 48 You Ask… Shaun Thomas Roy! That’s not 56 Style watch (Gerry Roberts) what Michelle Sophie meant when she 92 Who’s said she wanted Who? Thompson Hollyoaks 94 Puzzles “I feel like I’ve won a 14 Cindy’s stealing shame to see your 96 The Hot List prize being on Corrie!” 27 Maggie is laid to rest hot buns! 98 Hits & 29 Tony is on to Milo… Misses 50 50 Leah to lure back Ryan? Neighbours 28 Rafael’s terrible scar is revealed! Sport Relief 44 Love blossoms for Clive & Sheila Home and Away 27 Hunter breaks up with Olivia! 51 Robbo returns to Summer Bay Six stars come Elá-May Dramas out ghting for Demircan Holby City charity. Bob and 27 Ric learns his fate… weave to p57 for “My friends think it’s 29 Casualty Rash called into action our round-up… cool I’m in Hollyoaks”

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Hot CORONATION STREET |ITVFRIDAY THIS WEEK! “David can’t talk about what’s happened to him…” AS DAVID STRUGGLES TO COME TO TERMS WITH THE ATTACK ON HIM, CORRIE’S JACK P SHEPHERD OPENS UP TO INSIDE SOAP ABOUT FILMING THE TRAUMATIC SCENES…

avid Platt wakes up to a real- a photo of Josh – then he sees his own Does David choose to confront life nightmare this week – as he clothes neatly folded, and a note from Josh about the attack? comes to the realisation that his Josh saying that he has gone for a run Josh comes round later that day, and has Dpal Josh drugged and raped him. and will catch him later. You can see from no shame at all. He even brings David a Poor David feels sick to the stomach, David’s reaction that the truth of what protein shake – but David throws him out and what happens next may be hard for has happened is dawning on him. and says he knows what he did to him. viewers to watch as the traumatised fella struggles to face his ordeal alone. We Does David tell any of his family And how does Josh react to that? talked to Corrie actor Jack P Shepherd what has gone on when he gets home? David says it very quietly – he knows Gail to find out how his alter ego copes in This is the crucial part of the story – he is upstairs and he doesn’t want her to the aftermath of his harrowing attack… doesn’t want anyone to know what hear. Josh picks up on this and realises happened. He is ashamed, and wants to David hasn’t told anyone, which of course What was your initial reaction try to pretend it didn’t happen. He feels gives him the power. Josh is a little bit when you found out what David there is no way he can tell his mum or rattled, but brazens it out and tells David would be going through? sister. He is disgusted and embarrassed. it was consensual. He starts implying I haven’t wanted to know what was going And this is the point of the storyline – he David is gay – and because David can’t to happen to David in the past–Iprefer should open up and tell someone, and remember the exact details of what to just let things unfold in the scripts. But not keep it all bottled up inside. happened, it’s difficult for him to deal on this occasion, Kate [Oates, Corrie’s with. He starts to doubt himself… series producer] insisted on discussing it Can he at least conide in Shona? CONTINUED OVER ↘ with me as it was serious – and once she Absolutely not. He can’t talk about it at all. did, I realised why. She told me it was less It really affects his relationship with Shona about the actual assault, and more about as when they start to get intimate, all he how David deals with the aftermath. can think about is what happened with Josh – so he gets angry and lashes out. How does David feel when he wakes He’s not angry with her, he’s angry up the morning after Josh’s attack? with himself. And that’s David is a bit confused at first as to where when his relationship he is. But then as he comes to he sees starts to fall apart.

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↘ FROM PREVIOUS PAGE As David tries to cleanse himself of the horrific ordeal, getting rid of all traces of his rape, it’s clear that he’s struggling to face reality. And Jack admits that the hard- hitting scenes took their toll on him as well… Josh has no shame when David confronts him What has it been like about the attack for you trying to get into David’s head space for these scenes? Did you carry out any This is one of the darkest research before ilming places that David has been in. these scenes? He was obviously massively Yes, Kate and I went to meet affected by Kylie’s death, but someone from Survivors everyone knew about that Manchester [a charity that and was looking out for him. supports men affected by This time he has no outlet at sexual abuse, rape and sexual all, and he doesn’t speak to exploitation], who have helped anyone. The viewers need to with all the research. I know see how tormented David is David well after playing him – so when he breaks down, it for all these years, but if you needs to feel real, not forced. are going to tackle an issue It has been really emotional, like this it is important to hear and after filming one scene the real human side to do it I couldn’t stop crying. justice. This is David’s story,

were ace,” grins Sean, as doesn’t,” explains Sean. “And we catch up with him on the throughout all this, Martin is Corrie set. “David is in one of packing to go to New Zealand. the biggest predicaments of This gives David a chance to his life – and he’s been in a get out of Dodge City, because few! Martin definitely knows he’s having to face his attacker there’s something wrong, but every day – so he announces it could be girlfriend trouble he’s moving to New Zealand or anything. Martin’s not silly, too! He grabs the opportunity David turns to his dad Martin in his time of need… though, and he has a medical a little too quickly, though, background – so as time goes and his family are like, ‘What? n an attempt to run and on, he starts to get more and That’s come out of nowhere!’” Ihide from his attack, more worried about David.” Whether David will really David decides to head However, while Martin is end up moving to the other off to Liverpool to see his deeply concerned about his side of the world in order to dad Martin at the end of son’s state of mind, he’s also avoid talking about what has this week. And the scenes busy packing up his things for happened to him remains to herald the return of actor his move to New Zealand! But be seen. However, Sean tells Sean Wilson, who was Martin’s plans for a fresh start us that he’s loving being back last seen in Coronation end up giving David an idea on Corrie – and that striding Street in 2005… about his own future. on to the cobbles again was “Even before I stepped Sean grabbed Jack for a “Once or twice David comes like coming home… back into the building, salon selfie on his return really close to telling Martin “I walked on to set on my I thought that the scripts what has happened, yet he first day, and it was as though PHOTO: INSTAGRAM/CORONATIONSTREET

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and I trust the scriptwriters to take him on this journey – but I did feel that it was helpful to hear from someone who had gone through what David was going to go through.

What are you hoping Corrie viewers will take away from this plot? In showing how David struggles to cope with what happened to him and doesn’t speak to anyone, and the effect that has on him, hopefully people will start talking about the storyline – it could help someone who has gone through something similar to realise they need to open up and speak to somebody. Sarah Ellis

Sean was last seen on the cobbles more than a decade ago

I had been in a coma for very creatively warm 12 years!” chuckles the star. between Jack and myself, “I just filmed a scene in the too – I couldn’t have asked salon with Jack, and it was for a better way to come really nice and easy. It was back to the show!”

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EASTENDERS | BBC1 MONDAY Albert Square mourns AS STACEY WEEPS, THERE’S A TWIST Kat! IN THE TALE… tacey is in a state this spy. “Poor Stacey has been do Kat proud as she prepares week, in the wake of heartbroken by Mo’s news, and to lay her to rest. Since nobody Mo’s announcement no wonder. It’s a huge shock knows where to find Kat’s that Kat has died – for all those who loved Kat, husband Alfie, it’s down to Mo Sbut how will she react when so of course everyone on the and Stacey to visit Jay at the Ian ofers little when she finds out that her relative Square is keen to help out. But undertakers’. However, with no it comes to helping is in fact alive and well? how will they feel when Kat way of finding the kind of cash with Kat’s funeral In an effort to get the money comes back from the dead?” required for Kat’s funeral by to pay for a fitting send-off for At the start of the week, themselves, the women are the first neighbours they call Kat, Mo and Stacey rally their Stacey is still struggling to deal forced to reach out for help… on is Ian!” reveals our sneak. neighbours and set up a fund- with the devastating news of “They don’t get off to the “Of course, he’s not well raiser. But as the event gets Kat’s passing, but wants to best of starts, since one of known for his generosity – so it under way, no amount of cash shouldn’t come as a surprise could buy the looks on the when his initial offer of help is locals’ faces when the bash How will the locals nothing more than an extra is crashed by Kat herself! feel when Kat comes pair of hands for the catering!” “What on earth is going on Fortunately, the Carter clan here?” splutters our Walford back from the dead?” prove far more accommodating,

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MARTIN REACHES OUT The former couple call a truce as Stacey grieves… Stacey and Martin haven’t been the best of friends lately – but as Stacey falls apart, Martin can’t stand by and watch his estranged wife suffer. When he waves the white flag and reaches out to Stacey, it’s clear his support and understanding is just what she needs as her family crumbles. funeral, Mo’s There’s no doubting the former reaction to the couple still care for one another – kindly gesture however, with Stacey’s fling with shocks everyone! Despite everything, Max still hanging over them, as well “Mo acting oddly Martin still cares as Martin’s burgeoning friendship with for Stacey is the last thing Stacey Hayley, is it too late for them to try again? needs just now, so Martin asks her mother Jean to visit,” offering up the Queen Vic as shares our insider. “However, a venue for the wake free of when Jean arrives with yet charge. Meanwhile, Stacey another bombshell to drop on “The cleavage is out, the can’t help but notice that Mo her daughter, there’s every red lips are on, and the seems anxious. Assuming that chance she will end up feeling it’s down to stress, Stacey worse! So what’s really going leopard print is back!” ploughs on with arrangements on with Mo – and does she Turn to p36 for our ‘welcome rather than asking awkward intend to admit her deceit before home’ chat with Walford icon questions – but when Jay gets Kat returns from the dead?” Jessie Wallace, aka Kat… hold of a free coffin for Kat’s Allison Jones

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EMMERDALE |ITVWEDNESDAY Blackmail! Joe controls Debbie BUT WITH CAIN GUNNING FOR HIM, HIS SUCCESS COULD BE SHORT-LIVED…

10 lnsideSoap ebbie is forced to anywhere near the man who go along with Joe’s hates the Dingles so much, Dwishes this week, and she’s quick to fill in Cain. now that he knows As the only one who knows she was behind the acid Debbie’s secret shame, Cain attack on Ross. But he also realises it must be blackmail makes an enemy of Debbie’s – and sets off after Joe. dad Cain – who realises “Up until this point, Joe what’s going on and decides hasn’t had much to do with to do something about it… Cain, and it’s fair to say he’s With Joe aware of Debbie’s underestimated him,” shares dreadful secret, he’s using the Ned. “Joe hasn’t been able information to control her and to gauge him as a character blackmail her into pretending – but when he does, he will they are a couple once again. realise he’s in trouble!” Cain pays Joe a The bizarre turn of events has Meanwhile, Joe continues little visit – but what goes down? left the Dingle family and Ross his twisted scheme, even going stunned – but is wicked Joe as far as to set up a romantic just toying with Debbie, or does meal for him and Debbie – he feel something real for her? which comes as quite a shock “Joe and Debbie both need to her. Given how hard she fell something from the other, and for Joe before she realised his that’s all I can true agenda, say!” teases “If Joe wants Debbie’s Ned Porteous, fury remains who plays the something, he unabated – Home Farm but it’s a fine villain. “There goes to great line between are plenty love and hate! of raised lengths to get it” Is it possible eyebrows over Debbie getting they could still want each other? back with Joe, and their “Joe is the kind of guy who relationship has a lot of levels. lives his life through a constant Wait and see what transpires!” power play,” explains Ned. Forced to play the dutiful “If he desires something, he’ll girlfriend, Debbie is sickened go to extraordinary lengths when Joe tells her she needs to get it. Some could see this to accompany him to a golf romantic dinner as an attempt club party, and presents her to trick Debbie… or maybe he with a dress to wear. After does have genuine feelings. ALL she spies the fancy garment, “It’s a battle that is constantly Debbie’s mum Charity is going on in Joe’s head. But you impressed – until Debbie tells can’t force true emotions – and SET UP! her it was bought by Joe. I think that’s something Joe is Charity can’t understand going to have to learn…” why her daughter would go Kate White Ned loves his Home Farm surrounds… As the owner of Home Farm, Joe has pots of Charity is shocked cash and a very swanky estate – and as you might that Debbie would accompany Joe imagine, that’s great fun for actor Ned. Not only does he get to be the sharpest dresser in the Dales, but he’s also surrounded by cool props… “I absolutely love working on the Home Farm set – it’s got so many new toys in it!” enthuses the actor. “We’ve got a gym where the office used to be, and they can do lots of tricks with the filming. The space we have means they can create some beautiful, artistic shots in those rooms. There’s so much more space than there was in Joe’s flat.” Ned is also a big fan of co-stars Charley Webb (Debbie) and Andrew Scarborough (Graham). “Those two are wicked to work with – they are both total pros,” he grins. “To be constantly in scenes with the two of them is a blessing.”

lnsideSoap 11 INSIDE Laura-Jayne snoops behind the big soap headlines…

Sneak ON-SET All that sleeping PICS! meant Samia couldn’t contain a yawn

CORRIE IS JOSH HEADING FORAFALL? Theh Street’sS ’ charity h i boxingb i match h has trouble written all over it…

s Corrie’s Josh arrives of the extras (see above). by the picture above taken by at the boxing match Wicked Josh has been training Samia Longchambon (Maria)! A he’s arranged, looking his new Weatherfield mates, “The actual glamour of our slick in his tuxedo, are the with the likes of Maria and workplace today,” she posted residents of the Street about Shona set to go head-to head online. “Some cast spent to discover what he’s done? in the ring, but anything could the lunch hour playing footie. Our cobbles spies spotted happen when sullen David Some spent it power-napping members of the cast out on turns up and spies his rapist on the floor. Guess who?” location for the charity brawl lording it over everyone. It’s Samia’s Instagram followers – but we know there’s nothing no secret that David will bottle were quick to point the finger charitable about vile Josh. up his pain and anguish in at Simon Gregson, who plays “Josh will show no remorse the wake of his ordeal (see p4 Steve. What a sleepyhead! for his sickening attack on for the full story) – so is Josh David, as he continues to heading for an almighty fall grow closer to the Platts and if his victim uses his boxing their neighbours,” splutters training to channel his fury? our source. “The sheer nerve Meanwhile, the cast were of the guy is unbelievable!” all smiles as they braved the The fight has been arranged cold weather while filming at for weeks in honour of tragic Salford Lads Club. The fight Luke Britton, illustrated by scenes clearly left some of Samia was joined special T-shirts worn by some them fatigued, though, judging by co-star Jack P

PHOTOS: E&J CLARKE, REX/SHUTTERSTOCK, TWITTER/REALSAMIA, TWITTER/NICOLA_WHEELER Shepherd (David)

12 lnsideSoap STOP PRESS! Taking a break Corrie stalwart William Roache, (Ken) is currently on compassionate leave, following the death of his daughter Vanya. Our thoughts are with Bill and his family during this diicult time. EMMERDALE Heart surgery NO BUSINESS Jac and Fletch seem set to inally face their feelings in an upcoming episode LIKE SNOW of Holby City. Bosses have teased a scene in which the pair look BUSINESS! very cosy indeed… Cry me a ririvere ! Theh Dalesl willill bbe ddressedd Home and Away staarara Lynne McGran err hah s in white this spring… revealed that if she ever leaves the show, shhee ay time in Emmerdale desires a dramatic deeaath village is set to look scene for alter ego M Irene! “I want uncharacteristically frosty, thanks to the extreme people weeping forr weather conditions suffered by weeks afterwards,””” the north of England recently. grins the actress, Filming for the soap in Yorkshire who’s been in the was recently disrupted by the ‘Beast Bay for 25 years. from the East’ and Storm Emma, and the picturesque location has since been hit with another downpour of snow – much to the frustration of the cast. SPY... “It’s pretty… in December or January! Soap Do you remember that year when we had a heatwave in March?” grumbled actress Nicola Wheeler (Nicola) on Mummy’s boy Twitter. “Can we have that again please? Faaaammmilllies in Walford – Weather gods, are you listening?” can’t live with ’em, can’t live Meanwhile, filming on location had to without ’em! However, stars be abandoned – but only after poor star Tamzin Outhwaite (Mel) Mark Jordon (Daz) walked for an hour and Charlie Winter (Hunter) in the snow and caught two trains! have clearly struck up a lovely So don’t be surprised to see your favourite characters still donning their bond while playing mother and winter coats over the next couple of son. We’re not as enamoured months, just as we’re (hopefully) digging of the decor in Mel’s living out our shorts and T-shirts… room, though – if we stare at it for too long, that wallpaper might make our eyes bleed! lnsideSoap 13 INSIDE SCOOP

HOLLYOAKS | Channel 4 WEDNESDAY Tomdiscovers Cindyisathief! THE OPENING DAY OF HER NEW FOOD TRUCK ENDS IN DISASTER…

indy is left mortified reopen restaurant The Hutch. Steph Waring, who plays her crisis, and Milo succeeds this week – when Tom And when you get on the wrong Cindy. “Cindy grew up with in poaching Tony’s restaurant publicly shames her side of Cindy, she doesn’t these guys and doesn’t really chef Ste. Will Cindy learn for stealing from him! just get mad, she gets even understand why they left her anything from this experience? CShe secretly took £10,000 – which is why she parks her out of their restaurant plans. “Cindy is feeling very from her half-brother after new food truck, Cindy’s Hatch, She genuinely feels quite hurt anxious on opening day,” finding out her ex-hubby right outside the restaurant… by their rejection. So now she’s reveals Steph. “Things Tony had gone into business “There’s nothing wrong with on her high horse and thinks, don’t get off to a great start. with pals Luke and Darren to a bit of friendly rivalry!” laughs ‘If they can do it, I can do it She’s spent most of her time even better!’” working on her But the boys “Cindy is very speech and shouldn’t worry seems to have about being put worried that forgotten her out of business food truck will by Cindy any she’s lost Tom actually need time soon. Little for good…” some food!” do they know Meanwhile, that as her opening day Cindy is still hiding the secret approaches, she still doesn’t that she nicked thousands of have a menu, chef or any food pounds from her own sibling for her mobile munch box! to pay for her new venture. Accordingly, desperate “Poor Cindy is carrying a Cindy has to sweet-talk her tremendous amount of guilt on Cindy is gobsmacked that her dirty secret estranged hubby Dirk and her shoulders,” sighs Steph. has been revealed lodger Milo into helping sort “But she can’t let Tom find out Your soap story Wish list!

“In EastEnders, I love that Jay is not even remotely scared of Phil, and is quite happy to put the old bully in his place. I think the show is wasting Jay. He’s a really strong character who deserves a proper story – maybe even a family of his own.” …declares reader Val

“As a gay person myself, I enjoy seeing others in Tom is heartbroken soaps and dramas – and that his half-sister happily there’s some great has betrayedhim couples right now: Dom and Lofty in Holby City, Kate and Rana in Corrie. But the two I’d like to see getting together are the Dales’ Pete and Joe!” …pants reader Neil from Blackpool

“I like Jude and Angie in Corrie. They seem so normal! But please can they have a plot with someone other than Mary? It’s like they’ve wandered on to the set and everyone is too polite to say anything!” …cackles reader Joye

“I can’t believe Grace in Hollyoaks she stole the money. It is Cindy is stunned when would put up one of the worst things she he exposes her as a thief! with Glenn’s has done – and there would Will the fast-food controlling ways. be a huge family bust-up eatery be shut down in We need to get the if the truth ever came out.” the ensuing scandal? And old Grace Black Unfortunately, just as will Cindy pay a terrible back – so she can everything is ready for price for her crime by bump him of!” trade, Cindy’s biggest being ostracized from …demands reader nightmare comes true. the Cunningham family? Emma from Hull Although it remains to be “Cindy has really messed seen how Tom learns of up everything this time,” Each week, we invite readers to share their dream his sister’s deception, it’s reckons Steph. “She’s soap storylines on our lnsideSoap Facebook page. safe to say he doesn’t take devastated. She sees how Check it out and join in the fun at www.facebook.com/ it well! At the grand launch much she has hurt Tom insidesoap. Or you can email your idea to us at of Cindy’s Hatch, Tom and is worried sick that [email protected]. There’s a £10 prize takes to the microphone she’s lost him for good…” for every suggestion we publish in the magazine! to make a speech – and Simon Timblick

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Ali leans in to kiss a move his cougar quarry on Carla! BUT WILL SHE COP OFF WITH HER BEST MATE’S SON?

Easy-going Steve has shared a drink with Ali

here could be shock is a handsome lad, but she’s new passion on the never thought about him like Tcobbles this week, that. To her, this is Michelle’s as Michelle’s son Ali son and the target of her plants a kiss on Carla! peace-keeping efforts. She’s Things get steamy while stunned when he kisses her.” Carla is on a mission to broker Both Carla and Robert have a truce between Ali and his been trying their best to help mum, hoping to persuade him Michelle in her mission to win flat, Carla believes she could confident after Ali agrees to to attend Michelle and Robert’s back her biological son. They be Michelle’s only hope. share a bottle of red with her, wedding. Michelle is desperate realise how bizarre the situation “Steve is the only person but he’s not interested in talking to build bridges with her son, is, and how guilty Michelle who’s broken through Ali’s about his mum. In fact, Ali is but so far he’s snubbed her feels for turning her back on icy exterior, yet even he’s not keen to let Carla know another efforts. Meanwhile, Carla is Ali after she discovered he and been able to persuade him to secret – that he’s always had convinced she can make him Ryan had been accidentally consider forgiving Michelle,” the hots for her! And then see sense, so invites Ali for a swapped as babies. With her says our spy. “Carla feels suddenly he’s kissing her.” glass of wine at Roy’s flat – wedding to Robert coming up, however, as the vino flows, Ali Michelle wants to be stress- reveals there’s only one Connor free – but the pain she feels Ali has always had the lady he’s interested in… over the Ali situation is ruining hots for Carla – and “Carla didn’t see this coming!” everything. So when Robert’s laughs our Corrie snitch. “Ali attempts to win Ali over fall now he’s kissing her!”

16 lnsideSoap “A L I A N D RYANWILL HATEEACH OTHER!” Corrie has revealed that Ali is in for more drama, with Michelle’s non- biological son Ryan soon to make a return. We grabbed James Burrows (Ali) to spill the beans…

What will Ryan’s return mean for Ali? There’s going to be a lot of hatred there, and jealousy as well. There’s been no further contact between them that we know of. Ali and Ryan will be like Cain and Abel – it’s going to get interesting!

Will Ali continue to hate Michelle? No, it’s going to get to a point where they make amends, but Ali will make her work for it! While he’s a nice lad, it’s cruel how he’s holding Michelle off. He’s not a villain, but it’s a complex relationship.

Will Ali stick around? We’ll have to wait and see – it depends if Corrie takes to me or not!

Given all she’s been through, a bit of excitement with a sexy toy boy is just what the doctor ordered for Carla. However, if she returns his attention, she risks destroying her close bond with sister-in-law Michelle. Given how strained things have been, Michelle will be jealous of Carla being close to Ali anyway. But the idea that they are romantically involved Carla believes she can make Ali see sense could push her over the edge… regarding Michelle Kate White INSIDE SCOOP

Are Laurel and Bob at risk of coming unglued? EMMERDALE |ITVTUESDAY etrayed Brenda ups the ante in the fight B for Bob this week – by moving their wedding plans forward. But Bob & Laurel: with her hubby-to-be and his secret lover Laurel unable to stay apart, is Brenda fighting a losing battle? Now that she knows the closer than truth, Brenda is determined to keep up the pretence of all being fine as she plots against them. She’s determined that Laurel won’t steal her fiancé, ever! and so she continues to push Bob swiftly towards the altar. He’s the one who has been THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN adamant about them having THE SECRET LOVERS a future together and the one who proposed, so Brenda is IS SIZZLING… resolved that he’ll see this particular promise through… “Brenda’s furious, yes, but and Bob get married and she are struggling to ignore the I thinks she’s more in pain,” has the café to take her mind chemistry between them. He’s says Lesley Dunlop, who plays off things, it will all go away. in turmoil as Brenda continues her. “It’s a double betrayal, She wants to believe Bob when to plan their nuptials, knowing as this situation involves her he tells her that she’s the only that he’s marrying her for all partner and her friend. She one and he wants it to work.” the wrong reasons and it’s doesn’t know how to deal with Although they’ve both fought going to be a disaster. it, so she just thinks if she their feelings, Laurel and Bob Meanwhile, Laurel is upset with the pace at which the Hope wedding is moving, but feels Brenda wants to believe unable to speak up, aware that she’s in the wrong and mortified Bob when he tells her Brenda enjoys seeing by the fact that she’s lied to Laurel and Bob squirm that she is the only one” her friend Brenda. Despite their at the Woolpack

18 lnsideSoap best intentions, though, the attraction between her and Bob continues to sizzle – and never more so than when Laurel gets glue on her top, and Bob ends up helping her out of it… “The whole situation is really, really sad,” sighs Lesley. “The viewers can see it from everyone’s point of view. I think they’re torn – I don’t think they are for one team or the other.” Meanwhile, is Brenda’s state of mind starting to suffer? She finds Laurel’s scarf, puts it on and looks at herself in the mirror – then bins the offending item. She also discovers a new way to punish Laurel as she joins her and Bob for a drink, and enjoys the awkwardness that ensues as she plays them off against each other. However, as she becomes more and more determined to stick the knife in, how long can Brenda last before she snaps? Kate White IS BOB RIGHT FOR LAUREL? lnsideSoap says… Putting aside the morals Brenda. Laurel only buried her husband of nicking your mate’s fella, there’s Ashley last year, and she has a baby something that doesn’t sit right about and two vulnerable children who need Laurel fallingng for BobBob. It’sIt s not unusualnusual stability in their lives. Bob mightmig be to find lovee in an expected great fun, but noboddywill besmiling s place – witth somebody whennhe legs it with you’ve knoown forever – his next conquest. but in Bob, widow Laurel We’re also slightly is taking quuitearisk. cooncerned about While wee all love Bob, Laurel teamming up let’s not forrget that he’s with anothher village been married a million comedian.. The last times and blown every timmeshe broke up a relationshipp. It’s not maarriageg to get it on just the woomen he witth an old pal, she hurts, but countless married Marlon… kids – lookk at and that was a Heath and d ster. Take Cathy, whoo ouur advice, are now love – look about to foor someone lose yet leess likely another tot make mother your life figure in a misery!

lnsideSoap 19 EASTENDERS | BBC1 MONDAY We’re having MARIAM HAS BIG ababy!NEWS FOR ARSHAD… hehAhdh Ahmeds hope tot dealing with children of all momentst with ith MMasood d as she have her uses,” grins enjoy a little getaway ages – and frankly, they his nephew attempts to jog our informant. “Arshad and from Walford this probably receive more grief Arshad’s memory. Masood are passing by with week – until Mariam from the big kid that is Masood However, the drama is soon Harley, and Karen can see that announces that they’re these days!” chuckles our forgotten as unimpressed they are struggling. Let’s just expecting a baby! EastEnders spy. “That being Mariam turns up with a social say that she comes up with It’s not the typical baby said, caring for a baby involves worker in tow – and reveeals her own very special way to bombshell you might hear a lot of work – so viewers can that they’ve been asked to comfort the little’un…” around the Square, as Mariam expect to see them experience look after Harley. Mariamm and and Arshad are registered a few teething problems.” Arshad take their parenttal foster-carers. But while the Prior to young Harley’s responsibilities very seriously, pair agree to take charge of arrival, Mariam and Arshad are of course, and no fosterr- newborn Harley, are they planning on taking a trip to placement is too big ors mall prepared for the stress and their favourite place for a few when it comes to a childd’s sleepless nights that come days. Arshad panics when welfare. However, as Arsshad with looking after a bubba? he fails to remember where has trouble settling thebab b y, “Mariam and Arshad have their little bolthole is, though, he finds himself turning to an had years of experience prompting some frantic unexpected source forh elp. “Karen Taylor perhapss We can expect to see Mariam isn’t the first person on the Square whom the localss and Arshad experience a would think of turning too few teething problems!” in a crisis, but boy does

20 lnsideSoap OUR FAVOURITE “I do love “And that big wolf RECENT SOOAPIE spooning. came bowling over to the QUOTEQ S… It’s the next best little pigs, and was giving thing to a fork.” it right large. Because he Honestly. The was a big, hairy melt. “AAharrymel” language in Walford What was he?” these days.

“That’s right. A hairy melt.” We love Mick’s cockney fairy tales. Next week, we look forward to The Proper Trreac lle and the Beast. “Eileen… I’m not a murderer. I’m not even a crook. I’m just a fool. A fool for love.” Sweet-talking Phelan is the best Phelan. He lies like other people breathe.

“But Kate’s beautiful, and shhe’s conident… ”

“So we’re going to be mates now, are we? “Yes. And you How does that work? Are we As Arshad picks up a tip are brave. And you going to need nicknames for each or two from Karen, will it be are kind. And clever. And other? Because I can tell you that smooth sailing for the remainder beautiful. And whatever that I’ve already got one for you.” of Harley’s stay with his new other thing was you said.” We hope this friendship lasts. foster-parents? Or have the We love Rosie. She always We’dp pay y ggood money y for a Ahmeds bitten off more than kklhnows almosttherigihth Hangover-style ‘Ross & Cain thing to say. they can chew this time? Hit Vegas’ buddymovie. Laura-Jayne TTyler

“That’s cos she’s always telling you to “Joyce reckons do it yourself, Ted.” I’m a dab hand Karen has raiseddsix The more we think about kids – and thaat’s at DIY.” taught her a lot this, the more upsetting we nd the mental picture. p CORONATION STREET | ITV WEDNESDAY Tyrone whacks Ruby! BUT WILL GUILTY FIZ TELL HIM HE’S PUNISHING THE WRONG CHILD?

Tyrone is gutted to find out Hope is the one causing trouble

The tension at No 9 is how to handle it. Kids will be already sky high following the kids at the end of the day – revelation that Tyrone did the Hope and Ruby are five and dirty on Fiz with Gemma. That, seven years old. But the coupled with the two young pressure is getting to Ty, and girls acting up and all the he is definitely not in control.” ll hell breaks loose dilemma after she realises Ty stress of Fiz leaving him to The situation comes to a for Tyrone and Fiz has got it totally wrong… cope alone while she was head when Hope hides Tyrone’s this week, when the “It takes a lot for Tyrone away from the cobbles, has keys and blames Ruby. It’s at furious father loses to lose his temper, as he has put a massive strain on their this point that Fiz realises she patienceA with his daughter been a victim of violence in the relationship – and Tyrone is needs to come clean to him Ruby – and smacks her! past,” insists star Alan Halsall, at the end of his tether. about Hope’s behaviour – but The drama unfolds as reminding us of the abuse that “Tyrone is having lots of as she and Tyrone sit down for Ruby’s naughty sister Hope his alter ego suffered at the problems at home and things a meal, water drips through the continues to misbehave and hands of Ruby’s mother, Kirsty there are pretty unstable,” ceiling, and Tyrone discovers let her sibling take the blame. Soames. “It’s a snap moment explains Alan. “He’s having to the upstairs sink plug has been Tyrone shockingly snaps and where he’s just had enough deal with two children, and blocked. He assumes Ruby takes his anger out on innocent and lashes out, which really because one of them is being is responsible, and that’s Ruby – leaving Fiz with a big goes against his character.” naughty, he doesn’t know when he loses his temper.

22 lnsideSoap Tyrone’s one-night stand with Gemma has put his relationship with Fiz under immense strain

“Fiz knows that for Tyrone to With the truth out and Tyrone lash out at his child, he must be devastated over what he did to at breaking point,” shares Alan. Ruby, is there any way back for “She’s aware she has to tell him and Fiz after recent events? Tyrone what’s really been going “Their relationship is in bits on, which is a huge blow to him anyway because of Tyrone’s considering Fiz had suggested mistake with Gemma,” says that Ruby’s like she is because Alan. “But this incident with of her mum. To even think about Ruby is the final straw. In Ty’s Kirsty is upsetting for him, so head they are done – he doesn’t the fact that Fiz knew about see any way forward…” Hope and hid it really hurts.” Laura-Jayne Tyler

GEMMA TO THE RESCUE!

Will Ty ditch Fiz for his other woman? It’s not just Tyrone’s relationship with Fiz in ruins – he’s desperately trying to make amends with Ruby. The youngster is understandably terrified of her dad following his violent outburst, and refuses to let him take her to school. But how will Tyrone feel when she demands that Gemma take her instead? “It’d break Tyrone’s heart every time he looked at Ruby to know that she’s scared of him,” laments Alan. “This is the first time he has done anything like this, and he will live in regret of smacking his own child. Poor Ruby doesn’t want anything to do with him, though. She is really scared!”

Fiz has hidden the truth from Tyrone – adding to the pair’s woes

lnsideSoap 23 INSIDE SCOOP

EMMERDALE |ITVMONDAY Liv confesses – and gets arrested! AFTER LIV TELLS LISA SHE SPIKED HER DRINK, THE POLICE TURN UP TO TAKE HER AWAY…

uilty Liv looks set – but Liv is still torn,” shares The cat ends up well and the police – or has someone to end up behind Isobel Steele, who plays her. truly out of the bag, however, else decided to grass her up? bars this week – after “The people who love Liv claim once Liv decides to tell Lisa Regardless of who it was that she confesses to the that Gabby should be allowed that she spiked her pint after made the call, once teenager GDingles that she played a role to make her own decision Gabby stole a vial of ketamine Liv is charged with theft and in spiking Lisa’s drink, leaving about keeping Liv out of it, from vet Vanessa’s bag – administering a noxious the matriarch seriously ill! since otherwise this could ruin leaving Zak, Belle and her substance, she’s potentially But when police officers Liv’s life as she knows it. If Liv brother Aaron horrified. Shortly facing a criminal sentence… arrive to arrest the troubled doesn’t own up to what she afterwards, officers turn up to “Liv could be sent to a young youngster, despite the fact that did, then she doesn’t need to arrest Liv, meaning one of her offenders’ unit,” sighs Isobel. Liv’s partner-in-crime Gabby be involved. But that’s really own has broken the precious “She always makes out that has already taken the blame, difficult for Liv to deal with!” Dingle family code and called she’s stronger than she is, but who has called the cops on I think she’d struggle if that’s Liv? And will both the girls what ended up happening. find themselves sent to jail? Liv wouldn’t have it Anyone would find it tough “Aaron has convinced Liv easy if she ended up in such a place – but Liv is a that letting Gabby take the vulnerable target, so she’d blame is the right thing to do being sent to prison” have an especially hard time.”

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It’s not just Liv who’s wracked with guilt… While Liv struggles to cope with her guilty conscience, Aaron is also feeling terrible about what she’s going through… “Liv and Aaron share a troubled childhood and a very difficult upbringing – she’s his sister, after all,” sighs Danny Miller, who plays Aaron. “Aaron is a self-loathing character, which means that anything that happens, he’ll refer it back to himself. There’s this Dingle family code and law, and technically, what Liv and Gabby have done could get Liv kicked out of the Dingles – it could split the entire family apart. “Aaron knows this, and he blames himself a little bit. But there’s also that thought at the back of his mind thathisand Liv’s father Gordon is toblame forwhat they’re going through. Consequently, Aaron will always want to give Livthe lifethat sheshould have, inspite of what happened with Gordon. And Gabby has so far taken sole blame for her and he’s terrified Liv’s careless crime that Liv could end up in While only time will tell “Liv feels very guilty,” they thought only she was prison!” what her future now holds, admits Isobel. “It leads involved, so that’s playing Liv is already falling apart to her drinking more than on Liv’ss mind –and she’s in the wake of what she’s usual as she feels so bad. struggling withit. And done, and – as she has She’s already heard her that’s why she definitely done during other tough family talking about how wouldnn’t have it easy if she times – is soon hitting the much they hate Gabby for were too be put away…” bottle once more. what she’s done when Allison Jones

ideSo INSIDE SCOOP House beautiful! Sally gives her sitting room a makeover… CORONATION STREET ITV THURSDAY ally goes upmarket this week, by ordering posh SItalian wallpaper for her living room – causing quite a stir in the process! Even Sally is shocked when her husband Tim arrives home with the bold pattern, but upon the price. It certainly makes an watering new decor, while hearing that it’s from a top impact – and Sally can’t wait to Sally boasts about her insight designer, she decides to go show off the results to Carla and into the latest design trends. with it. Little does Sally know Michelle, who stop by to gawk. But when Gina suddenly that Tim has enlisted Kirk to The voyeuristic pair are Steve would never realises where she’s seen the source the paper, hoping to beside themselves with mirth have dared do that! wallpaper before, Tim is left get the look Sally wants at half as they check out the eye- with a lot of explaining to do… Loving Lou is hard! EASTENDERS cloud nine when Hunter BBC1 finally kisses her. Meanwhile, TUESDAY Keegan – who once upon a mitten Keegan tries his time was the source of a great best to attract Louise’s deal of misery for Lou – has Sattention this week – developed a crush on her. but he’s hurt when he realises Has he blown his chances she only has eyes for Hunter. of winning over the girl of his After encouraging Mel’s son dreams? Or will the Mitchell to join her at the Queen Vic for lass realise that Hunter Owen Kat’s memorial, Louise is on isn’t the only fish in the sea? Rebecca’s last orders?

EMMERDALE been diagnosed with a ITV condition which means her WEDNESDAY memory will never return, has agrees to give she seems keen to get her Rebecca a trial behind life back on track. However, C the bar at the Woolie when she messes up an this week – but is she order from punter Jimmy, it’s making a mistake? Despite clear that Rebecca may have the fact that Rebecca is still bitten off more than she can recovering from a serious chew. Will Chas give the head injury and has just fragile newbie a chance?

26 lnsideSoap It’s over, Olivia! HOME AND AWAY Bay, Olivia returns with her tail Channel 5 between her legs and pleads WEDNESDAY for his forgiveness. However, livia begs Hunter for Hunter shocks her by revealing another chance this that he knows she cheated on Oweek, but it proves to him with Axel – and he never be too little, too late – as he’s wants to see her again! already packed his bags! As Hunter moves out of Having turned down Hunter’s the beach house, can Liv marriage proposal and fled the make him change his mind? Farewell, Maggie HOLLYOAKS when he reveals that Channel 4 Maggie has left £20,000 to TUESDAY all three of them! As Damon t’s an emotional week and Brody excitedly plan for Damon and Scott this to open their own bar in Iweek, as they prepare for New York, Scott suggests their mum Maggie’s funeral. that both the ring and the As the grieving lads go money could be put to better through Maggie’s things, use – with a wedding! they happen upon her The question is: is Damon engagement ring – but ready to take the next step Brody has a bigger surprise and ask Holly to marry him? Ric on trial! A jury will decide the medic’s fate… HOLBY CITY BBC1 TUESDAY ic’s freedom hangs in the balance this week, as R he faces court accused of medical manslaughter. Via a series of flashbacks, we’re reminded of the fateful day in October when patient Elaine Warren was admitted to AAU, complaining of pain and numbness in her right leg. While caring for Elaine, Ric was it’s through Ric’s account and we learn why Elaine’s forced to leave instructions that we finally realise why he treatment was compromised. with his colleagues after an had no choice but to leave the With the truth finally out, urgent phone call from Serena hospital. Meanwhile, nurses a surprise witness arrives to took him away from the wards Donna and Amira each give the fight Ric’s corner. But what to help Jason and Lola – and court their versions of events, will be the jury’s verdict? Donna knows that Ric’s fate could lie in her hands INSIDE SCOOP Raf’s scar wars! NEIGHBOURS finds Sue Parker’s business Channel 5 WEDNESDAY card, he thinks it’s proof that Rafael and Sue are colluding he truth about Rafael is to bring down the Robinsons! revealed this week – due However, when Aaron tries to T to Aaron’s meddling! confront him about it, Rafael Aaron believes that Rafael runs – and in the ensuing melee, is just using his romance with Aaron accidentally rips off Raf’s David to get to Paul, so he shirt, exposing his terrible scar. searches his love rival’s things Will Raf finally be forced to for evidence. And when he come clean about his past?

Bad language CORONATION STREET when they’re actually going ITV MONDAY to antenatal classes, Leanne feels left out and asks to va and Toyah’s join them. Eva and Toyah pregnancy lie comes fail entirely to shake her off Eback to bite them this – and the pair of fibbers are week, after Leanne gets kicking themselves after close to rumbling their Leanne coaxes them into an massive secret! As the duo impromptu French lesson continue with their story with Ken Barlow! Will she and claim they’ve joined a smell a rat if her sisters David is stunned foreign-language course become tongue-tied? by Raf’s secret

Jacob won’t livve under the same roof as her… EMMERDALE with her family – and seeing ITV FRIDAY as she’s the mother of his daughter Amba, David wants urious Jacob wades in to support her. However, for a showdown with Jacob is terrified that the FPriya this week, convinced move will be seen by Tracy that she caused the split as a clear signal that David between David and Tracy. is moving on and planning The angry teen has no his future with Priya. idea that Leyla, not Worse still, David is keeping Priya, was the ex quiet about the fact that Priya whom David slept is staying – yet Jacob knows with behind his that even more lies will surely wife’s back, and destroy his marriage. In a bid can’t believe it to oust Priya, the young lad when David gives her a piece of his mind, allows her to and demands to know why move in. Priya she’s still living with them. needs a place Will Priya crack and leave to stay after a before Tracy susses things out, big falling-out or is Jacob in for a rude shock?

28 lnsideSoap Tony is on the case REGIONS But will he uncover Milo’s dark secret? & RADIO... HOLLYOAKS article that Milo burned, so he Channel 4 TUESDAY gets in touch with The Chester Herald. Milo is one step ahead ony is determined to of him, though – and poses as find out what Milo is up a newspaper employee to call Tto this week – but will Tony and inform him that the he learn the startling truth? article is no longer on file. FAIR CITY After being tipped off by Finn Tony’s last resort is the ● The red mist that Milo is hiding something, library, but Milo is descends on Damien Tony decides to follow up on hot on his tail this week, as he hits his pal’s suspicions. But when once more. back at his loved ones. he sneaks into Milo’s room to Will Tony Could this be the final find out more, he’s mortified ever find straw for Dolores and to be caught by Milo himself! out what co? Elsewhere, Anto Next, Tony tries to track Milo is leaves Hayley and down a copy of the newspaper up to? Harmony speechless when he tells them Sharon is having an Action affair. Also, Sean and hero! Karen grow closer… CASUALTY BBC1 SATURDAY

ash is determined to prove himself in resus R this week – but when RIVER CITY Alicia asks him to treat a ● dangerous prisoner, can Annie is left stunned the young medic handle the this week, after she pressure? Although Rash discovers that she’s accepts the challenge, it’s pregnant! Will she clear from the terrified look share the news with on his face that he’s not as Alex? Meanwhile, confident as he’s making Theresa uses her out – and the situation takes sister’s imprisonment a horrifying turn when the for her own benefit, I want you, Val as Stevie tries to keep inmate kidnaps Gem and tries to flee the hospital! his secret safe. Plus, Can Rash put his own fears BBC1 WEDNESDAY Bob and Lou scoff at to one side to save the day? Angus’ new girlfriend. shley turns up on Valerie’s doorstep to THE ARCHERS A announce that he’s ● It seems Alice has left his wife for her this week. gone too far this week, Will the receptionist welcome when her antics have him with open arms, though? severe consequences The one-time couple split for one village family. because Ashley failed to support Across Ambridge, Pat Valerie after she was given a wants to show off her cancer diagnosis – but when vegetable stew, while they bumped into each other Helen gets excited for again at a recent patient liaison her cheese-making meeting, it was clear Ashley’s class. Finally, Ruth head had been turned. steps up her mission However, once it transpires to uncover the truth that Ashley’s poor abandoned about the toxic land… wife is expecting his baby, how will stunned Valerie react to this See p93 for times & channel details new outpouring of affection?

lnsideSoap 29 WHATHAPPENS WHEN?

EASTENDERS CORONATION STREET EMMERDALE 17SAT MAR 18SUN MAR

Mariam reveals to Arshad that ● Eva and Toyah are roped into Someone grasses up Liv – MON they have a new foster-child. a French lesson with Ken… and she’s soon arrested! ● Stressed Stacey begins to make ● David struggles to cope 2 ● Ross nurses a broken heart EPISODES 19 arrangements for Kat’s funeral… following his brutal rape. TONIGHT! as Debbie goes back to Tom. MAR ● …before Martin ofers his Gail is contacted by ex-hubby ● Jessie is mortified when she gives support to his estranged wife. Richard via psychic Rosemary! Marlon the wrong greeting card!

● The Ahmeds find it dicult to Brenda claims Laurel’s scarf TUE help baby Harley get to sleep… as her own and tries it on. Jay thinks of a way to get a free ● Liv is terrified – can one-time 20 con for dearly departed Kat! jailbird Aaron calm her down? ● Keegan yearns for Lou’s attention ● Joe forces Debbie to wear a dress MAR – but she only has eyes for Hunter. and accompany him to a golf party.

● Rosemary breaks the news to Gail ● Brenda enjoys stirring the WED that Richard has put a curse on her. pot between Laurel and Bob… Carla ends up locking lips with ● Cain follows Joe in his car – what 21 Michelle’s biological son, Ali!li! does he have in store for him? ● David’s loved ones are alarmedd 2 Liv drowns her sorrows and MAR EPISODES when he behaves erratically. TONIGHT! swigs from a bottle of alcohol. ● Jean is back in Walford and Sally shows of her new ● Confused Jacob wonders why THU has some surprising news…… 2 wallpaper to her neighbours… Priya will be staying with David. EPISODES …as Stacey grills her TONIGHT! ● Tyrone and Fiz’s blended family Marlon accidentally poisons 22 while Mo begs to borrow cash. is torn apart by recent events! Arnold the school gerbil! ● Kat returns to Albert Square, ● David declares that he’s moving to ● Lisa is sad after seeing 2 MAR EPISODES but not as a ghost – she’s alive! New Zealand to be near his dad. the state that Liv is in… TONIGHT!

● Jacob is still in disbelief that Priya FRI is residing in his home with David… ● …but is there anything the lad can 23 do to change the circumstances? Liv is driven to drink ahead MAR of her court appearance. SNEAK ● Bernie is scared as she prepares ● Is Simon’s nice-guy persona all ● Pete realises just how much Ross PEEK for a big chess tournament! an act to hide something darker? is struggling with his scars… AT ● Which Walford show-of ● Chufed Audrey befriends ● Vanessa fears that her veterinary NEXT buys himself a flash motor? hospital radio DJ Geof… career has been destroyed forever! ● Jay suggests that Keanu move ● Steve’s old teacher Mike arrives ● Who implores Liv to tell her mum WEEK into No 20 with him and Donna… – and flirts up a storm with Liz! about her upcoming court case? YOUR ENTIRE SOAP WEEK AT A GLANCE!

HOLLYOAKS NEIGHBOURS HOME AND AWAY 17SAT MAR 18SUN MAR

● Jack is bereft after a voicemail Izzy’s past comes back to ● Ash is hell-bent on tracking down from Frankie is deleted… haunt her in a massive way… Robbo and exacting his revenge… MON ● Tony is on a mission to locate the ● Yashvi battles with her nerves Robbo collapses – will newspaper article that Milo burnt. about her work experience. anybody get to him in time? 19 Luke, Mandy, Ollie and Ella ● Ben says an emotional goodbye to ● Leah gets Jasmine to open up MAR get set to jet of to Florida! the Kennedys and Ramsay Street. about her horrible stalker ordeal.

● Cindy opens her food van, but the It is Izzy’s turn to make a quick ● The locals are aghast as River launch is a catalogue of disasters. exit – but is she pregnant? Boys wreak havoc in Summer Bay. TUE Damon, Scott, Brody and co ● A fiery argument between Willow and Dean know each say a final farewell to Maggie… Aaron and Raf results in pain. other – they’re old flames! 20 …before Damon decides that ● Yashvi can’t wait to begin on a ● Another unwitting local is he’s going to propose to Holly! girls’ football team at school… dragged into the Robbo mess. MAR

● Nancy and Darren have a huge ● Dipi and Shane embrace the Hunter’s world falls apart when barney about their marriage… eccentricities of the 1920s era. he’s told about Olivia’s deceit… WED Tom gives sister Cindy a public ● Susan and Karl are left reeling ● …just as she realises that she wants dressing-down via microphone! following Izzy’s departure… to make their relationship work. 21 ● Jack ofers some words of Rafael’s scheming is revealed ● Maggie uses her job as principal to wisdom to one struggling local. at last – how will David react? distract herself from her problems. MAR

There’s animosity between ● Leo agrees to visit Dakota Davies ● Hunter despairs after he learns Buster and Brody – but why? in London on Paul’s behalf… that Irene has also betrayed him. THU ● Thoughtful Leela organises a Elly is gobsmacked when Mason gets into a violent treasure hunt for Louis’ birthday. Mark leans in for a smooch! brawl with the River Boys… 22 ● Leah refuses to go to school – ● Xanthe makes sure that Ben never …but the row is stopped by new forcing Ste to call the cops on her! feels far away from Erinsborough. police ocer Colby Thorne! MAR

● Leela busies herself by Shane realises Sheila is having ● Sadly, Maggie’s worst fears helping with Amy’s memorial. trouble with her memory… are confirmed – she has cancer. FRI Drugs are delivered to the hair ● Is Paige really contemplating ● Jasmine is impressed by copper salon – much to Adam’s chagrin. leaving town for pastures new? Colby’s handling of her case… 23 ● Leah plans on pretending to be ● The atmosphere continues to …while Thorne also arrests ill so she’ll be sent to hospital. thaw between Terese and Piper. Ash for obstruction of justice! MAR ● Goldie returns home from jail – ● Who unwittingly gets hit in ● The Astoni family assemble to SNEAK and makes a beeline for Jesse! the face with a meringue? help Maggie through her ordeal… PEEK ● Which woman ofers money ● Jack and Paige make a huge ● Robbo finally unlocks the AT for Shane to pay of his debts? decision about their future… rest of his memories! NEXT ● Ryan panics when medics decide ● Kirsha frets as Jimmy steels ● Which Summer Bay resident finds to bring Tegan out of her coma… himself to ask out Poppy! it dicult to trust anybody? WEEK SOAPBOX £10 RANT! RAVE! WE LOVE TO HEAR YOUR OPINIONS!

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THE BIG interview

36 lnsideSoap EASTENDERS | BBC1 THURSDAY “I haven’t stopped smiling since I came back!” As Kat makes a shock return to Walford, Jessie Wallace is all systems go…

at Moon has never been a woman to do things by halves – but practically K crashing her own funeral is an impressive feat, even for her! And as her devastated loved ones gather to do right by Kat this week, the last thing they expect is to hear her famous stilettos clacking back into the Queen Vic. The most terrifying apparitions have nothing on a very much alive Kat when she stuns the locals with her unexpected appearance – but as we join Jessie Wallace for the low-down on her iconic alter ego’s hotly anticipated return, she admits it’s a story she feared might never happen… Half Moon: It’s likely to be more of “The cleavage is out, the red lips are a total eclipse of the heart for Kat without her beloved Alfie in tow on, and the leopard print is back!” grins the star, having just finished filming her first scene of the day. “But for a there wouldn’t be a second series of that, When we last laid eyes on Kat, she while, I did worry about whether we’d I thought, ‘Where do we go from here?’. was still in Redwater – apparently see Kat again. The character we saw “But luckily [EastEnders creative director] drowned after being thrown out of a in Redwater felt a million miles away John Yorke has brought Kat back, so boat, while unaware that her hubby from Kat Slater – the way she dressed I said to him, ‘Please let her be full- Alfie was in hospital undergoing surgery and everything – and when I found out whack Kat!’. And she definitely is!” on his brain tumour. Viewers were left Jessie is delighted to have Kat firing hanging as to whether either of them on all cylinders again – but while she’s would survive – particularly so when happy to confirm that it’s business the series failed to be recommissioned. as usual as far as Kat’s wardrobe choices “I wasn’t disappointed that Redwater are concerned, her lips are sealed as didn’t get a second series,” confesses to what’s brought the much-missed Jessie. “I really enjoyed making it, though. character back to Albert Square. It was lovely being in Ireland, it’s such “I can’t say anything – but I want to!” a beautiful place. I got to see a lot of my teases Jessie. “All I can tell you is that family over there, I spent a lot of time Kat doesn’t know she’s supposed to be with Shane [Richie, aka Alfie], and the dead. She turns up in a cab and finds a whole cast was great – I loved it. But it did leaflet with her face on it – that picture feel odd taking a character I’ve played made me laugh when I saw it, because for so long into a completely different Kat with nine lives: Tina will be I never realised just how orange Kat environment. So when it ended, I just one of many left flabbergasted when the dead come back to life! is! But once Kat sees what’s going on wanted to come back to EastEnders! in the Vic, she has to deal with it…” CONTINUED OVER ↘

lnsideSoap 37 FROM PREVIOUS PAGE↘ “I did have this fear, though, that I’d be two years – touring with theatre and watching the show one day and Stacey travelling to Ireland – so it’s nice being would pick up the phone and go, ‘Oh, 20 minutes up the road and sleeping Kat’s dead…’. I always had that hanging in my own bed every night. I just love over me. So I’m very lucky – I haven’t it, and I couldn’t wait to be back. stopped smiling since I came back.” “I’m not taking it for granted, Since Kat returns to Walford alone, though. I’m always early and I don’t Alfie’s fate is yet to be revealed. And moan. Well, I try not to, anyway! although it remains to be seen how I never used to be like that…” Kat feels about her husband not being When the Slater family first arrived around, Jessie has been missing her at the start of the millennium, they former co-star and partner-in-crime… weren’t an instant hit with viewers “It’s very strange to be back without – but that soon changed, and the Shane,” she muses. “It’s always been bolshie brood rapidly joined the ranks Kat and Alfie, and Shane and I have of legendary Walford clans. So Jessie worked together so much over the hasn’t forgotten just how dramatically years, and we have a strong bond. He’s EastEnders changed her life as a result. like my best friend and my brother, and “I had no idea that Kat would become we bounce off each other – so I do miss such an iconic character,” explains the him. It’d be great if Alfie came back, star. “It was literally overnight that we but for the moment Kat is enjoying were catapulted to fame, and I couldn’t running around with Stacey and Mo.” deal with it – it was really daunting. Despite Shane’s absence, Jessie needed I didn’t expect it. Whhen you’re here little persuading to return to the show you’re in a bubble, itt’s like a big family. she first joined almost two decades ago. Yet when you’re out and about, it all Kat and Alfie went to Spain when they seems mad. It took a while to get used last left in 2016, before the search for to, but now it’s part and parcel, and Kat’s long-lost son took them to Ireland. you almost end up embracing it.” As far as Jessie is concerned, though, When Jessie returnned to the EastEnders Walford is where Kat needs to be. set earlier this year, those initial “Kat belongs in Albert Square,” insists nerves were back –a lthoughnow the actress, who is mum to daughter she feels as if she’s never been away. Tallulah, 13. “And like I said, for me “I was so nervous when I first came it does feel like I’m home again. I’ve back – I was shakingg!” she reveals. literally been on the road for the past “Luckily I was with Laila Morse “Kat belongs in Albert Square – it feels like I’m home again!”

Sausage surprise: Jean returns – and drops Ire be damned: Kat and a huge bombshell Alfie’s trip with Tommy to Redwater was full of drama!

38 lnsideSoap Kat’s LIFE

The fiery Slater has endured a lot of dramas… SISTER ACT Sisters Kat, Lynne, Little Mo and Zoe turned up in Walford en masse with dad Charlie, nan Mo, and Lynne’s partner Garry – on the day that Ethel Skinner was laid to rest. “YOU AIN’T MY MUVVA!” Zoe’s revelation that she was leaving to live with her Uncle Harry forced Kat to admit that she was Zoe’s mum – having fallen pregnant as a teen after Harry raped her. [Mo] and Gillian Wright [Jean]. We her nan Mo hasn’t changed – they’ll LANDLORD & HIS LADY came in as the three of us, so that bark something horrible at each softened the blow. AAnd as soon as other, then just carry on as normal. Love blossomed between Kat and Alfie I’d finished my first scene, I was “I’ve already done some scenes behind the bar of the up and running.Itwwas easy to slip with Tamzin Outhwaite [who Vic – but it took Kat’s into Kat’s character again – and plays Mel], and that’s been great botched wedding to when I put her leoppard skin because Kat and Mel were rivals in gangster Andy Hunter boots on, that wwas it. I’d really the past. But we’re all grown up to force the pair to missed her, so it was great.” now! I would love for Kat to clash confess their feelings. Although feew of the with Karen Taylor, too.” They married in 2003. original Slatere family remain While Jessie has had strict on the Square, Kat also instructions to keep Kat’s upcoming BABY takes little time to settle escapades under wraps, we can tell BOMBSHELL back into Walford’sW that the future’s bright by the grin Kat and Alfie were daily grind. And Jessie on her face. Our impression is that bereft after the death has been embracing the Kat potentially kicking off in the of their son Tommy. opportunityn for her Queen Vic this week could be just But it turned out it alter ego to interact a taste of the treats still to come… was James, Ronnie with new and “Kat’s fun side is definitely back!” and Jack’s little boy, differennt characters. promises Jessie. “She has loads of whom distraught “Kat movesm into funny stuff coming up. People have Ronnie swapped Stacey’ss – it’s a great already been really brilliant on with Kat’s newborn. household with Twitter – I’ve got a great fan base. FIRE ALARM Whitneye and Tiffany They’ve reminded me of some of Desperate for cash in 2014, Alfie set there,” enthusese the the one-liners Kat used to come out fire to the home he actress.“There’s “ all the with that I’d forgotten. ‘Coq au vin? shared with Kat and usual hustlel and bustle, I thought that was sex in a lorry!’ their family – unaware laughing annd arguing was one. I love all of those. that she was still – it’s just grreat. There’s “When I got her new scripts in, inside. Kat was left a lot of banter.t We were I was just screaming with laughter,” with serious burns, all filming in the kitchen continues the star. “There’s so and it was weeks together the other day, and much that I could tell you if I was before Alfie admitted I really enjoyyed it. And the allowed – it’s just very exciting!” what he’d done. relationship Kat has with Allison Jones

lnsideSoap 39 Te ache r ’s PET! AA OVER JESSIE? MARK CHARNOCK AND SANDRA MARVIN ARE QUIETLY OPTIMISTIC…

40 lnsideSoap EMMERDALE | ITV Jess than pleased: April TUESDAY isn’t too keen on her dad’s potential new woman t’s unfortunate for Marlon that our Dales viewing pleasure often Hope comes from the comic tragedy I of his doomed love life – but star RESTORED? Mark Charnock, who has been playing the hopeless romantic for 22 Carly’s comeback would years, wouldn’t have it any other way. “I do enjoy playing thwarted love, mainly spell trouble for Marlon… because in Marlon’s case it’s always As Marlon moves on, there is still very funny,” grins the actor, as he joins the strong possibility that his ex, Inside Soap for lunch at the Woolpack. Carly Hope, might re-enter his life. Mark isn’t alone as we rake over his The door was left open for her, and character’s various troubles – village actress Gemma Atkinson hasn’t newcomer Sandra Marvin, who plays Mark No, I don’t think so. I reckon ruled out a return – so how would school head teacher Jessie, also pulls that Marlon realised quite quickly that Marlon feel if that were to happen? up a pew. On screen this week the pair she wasn’t the one. All he wants is to “It would depend on where he are set for even more hilarious high jinks, be loved back, so when somebody is in his life,” says Mark. “If he’s in as Marlon continues to make a tool of comes along who is nice to him and a new relationship it wowould be an himself while trying to impress her – and can see beyond the geek, he finds interesting dynamic – as you have young April goes to the trouble of warning it very appealing – but probably assume that if Carly comes Jessie off her dad. Are the obstacles they throws himself in too deep. back, it will be without Matt face simply Cupid’s way of telling Marlon [ fella she left Marlon for]. that he and Jessie just aren’t meant to As is often the case with Marlon, ““I saw Gemma recently,” be? The stars discuss… miscommunication is at the ad the star. “A group of us root of his troubles when it ent to see her on the Strictly So tell us, guys – is Marlon going comes to the ladies! So, after ome Dancing tour,,aand it was to get the girl in the end? he and Jessie get their wires eat. A return to the show Sandra Well… Marlon already has a big crossed this week, he ends r her would make life relationship in his life – with Paddy! Jessie up throwing himself an mplicate for Marlon, would be in the middle of that, and I’m impromptu birthday party b t commplicated just not that kind of girl! – with hilarious results! goood!” Mark [laughs] Marlon is definitely keen However, as the pair grow on her. Jessie is the first person since his closer, April decides it’s time ex, Carly, that he’s felt a connection with to have ‘the talk’ with her – but he keeps messing it up. Bless him, dad’s potential new girlfriend… he just always appears so desperate! Sandra Jessie sees that in him. Marlon How does April feel about wears his heart on his sleeve, and there Jessie being the new woman is no pretence behind it. I reckon that’s in Marlon’s life? why she enjoys hanging out and laughing Sandra April is a bit cold with him – or perhaps laughing at him! towards Jessie, and basically Mark Jessie does quite often give Marlon warns her: “Don’t hurt my this bemused sideways look that says, dad”. They have a frosty few days, If things don’t work out with Jessie, ‘Should this man be institutionalised?’. and then the gerbil arrives… can you see Marlon with anyone else? Mark Oh yes, Arnold the Gerbil. Sandra, Mark It’s very dangerous to think like Is it a tad too soon for Marlon to enter I think that you should explain. that. In years gone by there might have into another relationship after Carly? Sandra Basically, Arnold is the school been conversations with other actresses gerbil that Jessie suggests Marlon that went, “So, imagine if they put your and April take care of. It’s her way of character with Marlon?”. The reaction “I won’t be back”: Arnold the Gerbil extending an olive branch to April, and would either be, “Oh…” or “Oh gosh, is comes a cropper! she hopes that Arnold will be going to that the time? I’d better get off and learn a caring and loving home, where no my lines for that scene in three hours”. harm will come to him… And Sandra, are we set to learn a Uh-oh! This doesn’t sound like bit more about Jessie’s backstory? good news for Arnold! Sandra Well, she has a son she talks about Mark Let’s just say that he ends up a lot, and she’s looking for somewhere going to a better place. Honestly, you get to live nearer the village – ideally where these scripts and out of context they’re he can visit her. I can’t say more without just crazy, but the gerbil was the perfect giving things away, but I think Jessie’s ingredient. I can’t believe I’m discussing… family history is still to be discovered… Sandra …the symbolism of the gerbil. Laura-Jayne Tyler

lnsideSoap 41 totally true FAC T about...

YOUR lnsideSoap BRIEFING ON THE WOMAN BEHIND CORRIE’S JENNY…

Sally Ann was born in In 1986, 15-year- Oldham on 19 September old Sal joined Corrie 1970, and now lives in London to play troubled with her husband Nick and teenager Jenny their teenage sons Louis and Bradley – foster- 1James. She prefers people not to refer 4daughter of Rita Fairclough. to her as Sally and instead stick to the She stayed on the show until shortened version – her Twitter biog 1991, when Jenny left to shack reads, ‘Always a Sal, never a Sally’. up with married dentist Robert Weston. She made a brief return in 1993 to ask Rita for £30,000 after breaking up with Robert, but Rita gave her just £1,000 and threw her out. Jenny returned in 2015 as Kevin Webster’s internet date, and the rest is history… Sally Ann already knew future Coronation Street co-star Michael Le Vell (Kevin) from drama school. Both actors attended Oldham Theatre 2Workshop, and Michael was best mates with Sal’s brother. Other Corrie alumni from the same school include Anne Kirkbride (Deirdre Barlow), Sally Dyvenor (Sally) and Antony Cotton (Sean).

Sal has plenty of pals in soapland, but Emmerdale actress Michelle Hardwick (Vanessa) has a special place in her heart – as she was there 3on the night Sally Ann met her husband, lawyer Nick Rhodes. “I met my husband when I was doing Romeo And Juliet in Liverpool,” she says. “I was with Michelle when this American guy bought us drinks. I wasn’t interested and had eye contact with my future husband, who eventually came over and rescued us – he doesn’t watch TV so didn’t know

WORDS: KATE WHITE. PHOTOS: GETTY, TWITTER/SALLYANMATTHEWS GETTY, WHITE. PHOTOS: KATE WORDS: who I was!”

42 lnsideSoap While Inside Soap may regard the likes of Corrie’s Rita and 5Kev as the most famous faces Sal’s ever appeared on screen with, some may disagree. She shared the silver screen back in 1996 with a certain young star called Ewan McGregor, appearing in classic British film comedy Brassed Off. And while she Sophie Webster wasn’t exactly the leading lady, was almost Jenny’s her waitress character did get stepdaughter, but to serve Ewan a haddock! 8Sal and co-star Brooke Vincent have more recently played In 2005, Sally Ann Some celebs hate mum and daughter in a short joined Emmerdale Twitter, but Sal film called Chapter 1: Liv. The as farmer’s wife loves chatting to movie tells the story of a girl 6Sandra Briggs. 7her fans. She often who wakes up three weeks Sandra and her other talks about Jenny’s after a near-fatal car crash half Craig battled the King latest antics and can be found and is helped by her mother family, who wanted to buy their live-tweeting shows such as to remember what happened. land for development. The roles Dancing On Ice and I’m A ended up being quite minor, Celebrity…. However, when One of and the pair departed the Twitter trolls inevitably attack the stars village after just six months. her for having red hair, Sally of Sal’s “I was the world’s best-paid Ann shuts them down. “When 9Twitter extra!” jokes Sally Ann. someone’s randomly calling and you a ginger doo-daa, Instagram feeds then I’m going to is her gorgeous bite back, aren’t I?” puppy Veto – a she explained to Border terrier Coronation Street who Sal and her Blog in 2017. family adopted last year. Veto has proved to be a big hit with Sal’s fans, who lovee to seese the duo playing silly games together at home, celebrating ChristmasC and ving adventures in UKU beauty spots.

When Jenny finally married Johnny last year, Sally Ann had to 10 straddle a motorbike wearing a wedding dress. Thankfully, she had help from two Hells Angels who were on hand to get Jenny tot the venue on time. “We haad Tattitude and Toothless,and a they were amazing,” she laughs. “I had massive bruises on my knees – the only thing I could likenn it to was horse-riding, so I just gripped on. I was cacking it!”

lnsideSoap 43 NEIGHBOURS | Channel 5 WEDNESDAY “Sheila brings out the cheeky side of Clive!” MORE THAN 30 YEARS AFTER HE FIRST APPEARED ON THE SHOW, NEIGHBOURS’ GEOFF PAINE IS PART OF ERINSBOROUGH’S HOTTEST NEW ROMANCE… y first ever scene Min Neighbours was in a gorilla suit!” chuckles actor Geoff Paine, who plays Clive, as we question him about his early days in the Aussie soap. “I had done three years of drama school and took myself a tad seriously – but I think that was the best lesson in the business. ‘Okay buddy, scene one, shot one, you’re in a gorilla suit!’. That’s showbiz.” More than 30 years on, and the Clive we see today is very different – the gorilla suit is gone, and he’s now a well respected doctor at the top of his game. But as we settle down for a natter with star Geoff, he assures us that Clive’s naughty side is still very much present…

Mullet over: Geof with former co-star Guy Pearce (Mike Young)

44 lnsideSoap You left Neighbours They’re such different characters. in 1989 – did you You couldn’t get more yin and yang if ever think that you tried – but Sheila brings out the you’d be back in cheekiness in Clive, and he brings out the show almost the fun in her. They work well together. 30 years later? I had no clue! It’s Do you think they have a future? funny because I’m I very much hope so. Nothing ever runs one of the old boys smoothly, because that’s the nature now, and I was one of of Neighbours – but I think that they the youngies back then. have a real affection for each other Everything has changed that’s going to blossom. Sheila’s not Bonzer Sheila: Romance – yet nothing has changed. had much luck in the love department, has again blossomed for Clive in Erinsborough Some of the characters are though I think that the writers have different, of course, and some of a long-term plan for her and Clive. the stories are more interesting. You can get away with a lot more now than What’s it like working so closely you could 30 years ago! with Colette Mann, But the core part of the You can get who plays Sheila? show is still there, and Hilarious! I’ve known that’s the thing that away with Colette for decades, so we keeps it going. have a great time. We do more than make each other laugh, What was your and in fact the biggest reaction when you you could 30 challenge is acting the were irst asked to serious scenes with one come back? years ago! another. Colette showed I laughed! I thought it was hilarious me the ropes when I first arrived back to see how the character has changed. in Neighbours, because there’s a very He’s a different man now. The original intricate scheduling matrix that I had Clive was happy-go-lucky, whereas the to try to get my head around! more mature Clive has a history behind him – he’s a bit more conservative now. What was it like being a part of Neighbours in its heyday? What do you think of the romance I lived in London for a while after I left that he shares with Sheila? the show, and that was in the middle of Neighbours hysteria – so walking down the street was an interesting exercise! But it’s a very different beast now that FA M I L I ES! we have social media. Back in those Happy days, you had to wait for the mail to come in – and I was still getting letters Could Clive become an ocial part of the Cannings? abbout Clive for ages after I left. Clive has been back on our screens for a year now, and we still have Clive was a bit of prankster no idea where in Erinsborough he bbbbaaack in the day. Would you actually lives! So would Geoff be llikke to see the cheeky side happy to see his alter ego back on of him come back? Ramsay Street and shacking up WeW do see the cheeky side of with new squeeze Sheila? Clive popping out every now and “Absolutely!” grins the star. “He then, and I think that’s what is seems to live in the hospital at the so lovely about his relationship moment – I think he just wheels a wiith Sheila – she brings out bed out of one of the wards when he the spontaneous side of Clive. needs it! But seeing how he would Thhere’s a lot of potential for fit in with the Canning family would coomedy between those two. certainly be interesting – I don’t quite know how that would work!” d would you fancy getting And what of Clive’s own family? not quite sure exactly what back in that gorilla suit? Could we see some kids and an ex- Clive’s backstory is or what his It would be pretty funny. All wife arriving in Erinsborough soon? relationship with his ex-wife is the Neighbours fans are talking about it “Well, he’s got some children like – but we could end up seeing on Twitter – they all really want to see somewhere,” teases Geoff. “I’m them all at some point!” Clive back in that gorilla suit! Sarah Ellis

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IS ROSEMARY CHANNELING RICHARD HILLMAN? SOPHIE THOMPSON LIFTS THE LID ON HER PSYCHIC ALTER EGO AND HER LONG-TERM LOVE OF CORRIE…

46 lnsideSoap t’s hard to imagine actress Sophie their powers. Is Thompson getting star-struck. Sophie a believer? Hailing from showbiz parents, “I have a she is the sister of Oscar winner healthy respect for Emma and has worked everywhere the whole thing, Ifrom the West End stage to Hollywood. as I have a friend But as we meet her to talk about her role who is psychic,” as Weatherfield psychic Rosemary, Sophie reveals the star. It’s all down Hillman from here: is a ball of excitement – because when it “I’ve bumped Does Rosemary have a conduit comes to Corrie, she’s a huge fan… into a couple of to Hell as well as Heaven? “I literally feel like I’ve won some sort ghosts in my time, of prize!” she laughs. “My first day was I think! Once filming in Audrey’s hair salon with Sue in the dressing- Nicholls, and I was so happy. I saw Sue room corridor in London years ago and had to resist the of the Bristol Old Vic, and another time urge to run up and grab her by the ankles. in an old house I used to live in. I think I wish I had now – we have such a laugh.” there are genuine qualities that someone Sophie’s on-screen antics are bound like Rosemary could have. She has an to raise a titter as well, extrasensory perception since eccentric Rosemary The question that means she’s very spends this week passing empathetic – she can pick Tall order: Gail is falling messages from the late, is: does up on things, whatever under Rosemary’s spell wicked Richard Hillman Rosemary that means. It’s like magic – but is it all a con? to stunned Gail. Each time tricks. I don’t want to Gail crosses Rosemary’s have a know how it works, but with Helen Worth [Gail] the other day, and palm with silver, Richard at times I hope it’s true.” I was like, ‘I’m in the pub with you, Helen!’ gets more talkative – but genuine gift? One thing Sophie has and she was going, ‘It’s okay, calm down,’ the central message is that he’s put a no trouble believing in is the magic of and pointing out where Ena and the ladies curse on his ex and her family! Coronation Street, as she’s been enchanted used to sit drinking their milk stout.” “I’m very fond of Rosemary already by the show for years. In fact, she had to Sophie did come to the Street on the – it’s lovely to be her,” enthuses Sophie. ‘quit’ Corrie for her kids back in the day. back of a strange coincidence that could “She’s a mysterious bird who’s clearly got “I had to wean myself off it, genuinely, be a story from Rosemary herself… a lot of information. The question is: does when I had children,” explains the actress. “I did a short film with London Film she have a genuine gift? Gail and Audrey “Back then it was only two episodes a School graduates, playing a clairvoyant,” respond to her as a true creature.” week, but it was getting ridiculous because she shares. “I felt she should be northern, Rosemary has already told Audrey that I’d tape it, and then life, work and children and asked if it would be okay to play her she’s in contact with her dearly departed would happen. I thought, ‘I’ve got to leave like that, and they said yes. So I had to be hubby Alf, and now Hillman is using her it for a bit,’ so I did. However, the beauty of this weird psychic northern woman – and a as a conduit too. It’s a far-fetched claim, soap is that you can always return to those few days later, this job came up. Spooky!” but many people attest to psychics and familiar faces. I was filming in the Rovers Kate White

Albert Square aficionados were chilled get slightly mobbed in the swimming by the antics of Sophie’s other famous pool for a bit, and we couldn’t go soap character, Stella Crawford, back there for a few months, but apart from in 2006 and 2007. She was the woman that… The audience just enjoyed who got together with Phil Mitchell, the story, and youngsters were kind. only to terrorise and physically abuse IId don n’t think I got anything horrible.” 10-year-old Ben. The storyline was sso There’se no doubt that Stella was shocking that the team at EastEnderrs STELLA oneo of the first roles where lovely, were concerned that Sophie wasn’t kindlyk Sophie got to play a equipped for the fan response – but seriously evil woman. she tells us it was great fun. performance! “Yes, she was my first baddy!” “They were worried uckles the star. “That made her I might get some funny Sophie played a so interestingint to play. Stella didn’t have reactions, but I was true EastEnders any empathy – that was how I defined surprised – people baddy… her in my mind. Ultimately, she had were so nice!” grins the been broken along the way. My role 56-year-old actress. as Rosemary in Corrie couldn’t be “Me and my boys did more different, which is lovely.” Got her Craws into him: Ben sufered at Stella’s hands lnsideSoap 47 “How...?” “Who...?”o... Y “Where...?” “WWhy y...?”

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unny fella Gerry makes us chuckle any It was really funny! The time he’s on screen – but it’s no laughing atmosphere on set was great, and everyone matter as 20-year-old star Shaun takes the involved in the scene Fhot seat and answers your questions… seemed to really enjoy themselves. Yeah, it “How old were you when you of the drama students was definitely like a got your irst acting role?” at my school would rite of passage, I got my first acting job while I was still probably get the part. and a way of On the Sly: Shaun at school. I can remember not wanting I did end up doing the was obsessed with bringing Gerry to go to the audition and arguing with audition, and that’s where Rocky Balboa into the family my teacher about it! She was it all started. My and making him convinced I’d be great and firrst Emmerdale an honorary Dingle. should give it a go, but in “What do audition was for a my head I was sure one different role that I didn’t “Can you tell us a cheeky you like most get. But a few months later secret about your co-star about the thhe role of Gerry came up, Thomas Atkinson [who and I was over the moon. plays Lachlan]?” Mill Cottage He’s not a super-diva set?” “Who or what inspired or anything like that. u to start acting?” Actually, Tom gets Inever had my heart set on up every morning becoming an aactor, although growing and has a freezing up I was really into movies like Rocky shower. I don’t with S Sylvesterylvester Stallone. So I thought know why – you’d maybe I wanted to be a boxer… but I was have to ask him! 13, so that wasn’t going to happen! Vesparate “Who is measures: Shaun “What was it like ilming the your favourite Alive and Halliwell: is enamoured of Emmerdale Shaun looks up to Gerry’s fourth scene in where Gerry cast mate his co-star Steve housemate drinks from the Dingle boot?” and why?” Horseplay: The actor starred as Swifty in the film The Selfish Giant

It’s got to be Steve Halliwell [Zak]. He’s always having a laugh, telling jokes. He’s “Tell us just amazing to work with. Because he has been in a secret Wine, woman and snog: Gerry’s well- Emmerdale since 1994, he’s meaning intervention in Lachlan’s budding about romance with Belle didn’t go so well got so much he can tell you about past scenes – and he Thomas is always happy to give you Atkinson!” doing this?’ But you character Paddy Maguire in Channel 4’s advice or help you out. Jane haave to keep going, and Shameless, but when I met him it came as Cox [Lisa] is like that, too. eventually you succeed a complete surprise. He was this gently and get to where you need to be. spoken man and wasn’t Irish! I was “Who is your best friend on set?” gobsmacked, and a little bit star-struck. I don’t really have a best friend–Iget “Have you ever been star-struck?” on with everyone. But if I ever needed When I got my first role [in the film The “What is your favourite part of to speak to someone and get some Selfish Giant in 2013], I had to go for a the Mill Cottage set where Gerry advice, I’d go to Danny Miller [Aaron]. script read-through with an actor called lives with Aaron, Robert and Liv?” He’s really good for stuff like that. Sean Gilder, who is also in the film. Have you noticed the Vespa moped at I had watched Sean as the evil Irish the bottom of the spiral staircase? The “Would you like Gerry to have a lamp on the front of the moped doesn’t girlfriend, and who should it be?” actually work – but I would still love No, I don’t think Gerry needs to have “What to have that in my house! a girlfriend at the moment. He’s a free spirit. I think a relationship would would you probably be too much for him! be doing if “If you could play a diferent you weren’tt Emmerdale character for the day, who would you choose?” an actor?” I think I’d like to play Paddy! He’s a …asks reader Gilly Jacobbs great comedy character, and it would from Salford be ace to have a go at him. Before I got into “What advice would you give acting, I had a lot to anyone wanting to become of love for horses, and an actor themselves?” while I was at school The main thing is not to be I was thinking about disheartened if you don’t becoming a horse farrier always get the parts you – so I’d probably be sat audition for. Not getting what at home now with a bad you want actually gives you £20 back! But actually the the motivation and energy ilm I did called The Selsh Question to get to where you want Giant featured horses, to be. That’s something winner! so there’s a connection. I’ve always told myself. When I started out, sometimes my heart Every week, we put your questions to a star of the soaps. Look out for requests on our wasn’t in it and I’d Facebook page, or email your questions to [email protected], putting the actor’s name in the subject line. Our favourite question each week will win a £20 prize!

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lnsideSoap 49 HOLLYOAKS | Channel 4 THURSDAY Child’s PLAY SHE MAY ONLY BE 11 YEARS OLD, BUT ELÁ-MAY DEMIRCAN IS AN OLD HAND WHEN IT COMES TO HOLLYOAKS… ost tweenagers won’t have to think about getting a job for a good Mfew years yet. But Hollyoaks star Elá-May Demircan has been in work since she was just four years old, when she first appeared on our screens as Leah Barnes… “My school friends think it’s very cool that I’m in Hollyoaks,” grins the 11-year- old, as she sits down for her first ever chat with Inside Soap. “I think that’s partly because they see how much time I have off school, though – they don’t realise I have to go for tuition on set as well!” It’s a challenging role for Elá-May, whose character has been through more in her 11 years than most people endure in a lifetime. Leah’s mum Amy was murdered last year, and she has just found out her dad Ste has been having an affair with her stepdad, Ryan – quite a lot for someone so young to get their head around! “Leah is confused and angry,” Elá-May tells us. “She doesn’t understand how they can all forget so quickly about her mum. She also doesn’t know how they can hurt her Auntie Tegan, who they are both supposed to love.” Not someone who’ll let an opportunity pass her by,

Daddy issues: Poor Leah was shocked to learn of her father’s afair with her stepdad HOME AND AWAY | Channel 5 MONDAY

Barnes-storming performance: Talented star Elá-May has played Leah for seven years

Leah uses the situation to her advantage this week – and tries to blackmail her dad into letting her skip school! At his wits’ end over her behaviour, Ste calls in a favour from DS Geoff Thorpe in an attempt to keep his daughter on the straight and narrow. “Leah’s life has been so out of control, man! so she’s using this information to take Home andd AwayA ’s’ JakeJ k RyanR ttells charge,” explains Elá-May. “She is also us why he’s on Robbo’s side… trying to punish her dad for lying to her. “Uncle Geoff takes her into the station to give her a little scare, and hopefully ugitive Robbo is currently I’ve had sympathy for Robbo the put an end to the bad behaviour,” adds public enemy number whole time. I think it’s important the star. “But Leah is too clever for him!” Fone in Summer Bay – yet when you play a character, good In fact, her trip to the cop shop gives he risks everything in order or bad, to have sympathy and look Leah an idea of how she could lure her to return there this week! We at the world through their eyes. Daddy RyRy back home, after he did a caught up with actor Jake Ryan Everyone who makes a decision in runner recently. You’ll have to wait to find out about his character’s life believes it’s the right decision at and see if her attempts are successful state of mind right now… that time, even though I might not – but Elá-May certainly hopes so, as make the same decision myself. she adores working with Blue star Does Robbo regret leaving Kat Duncan James (aka Ryan). alone on the night she died? How did the big crash episode “I love both Duncan and Kieron Leaving Kat in the car is the go down with fans in Australia? [Richardson, who plays Ste] so much!” hardest thing Robbo has ever It was really well received. Everyone she grins. “Duncan is definitely the done. He was willing to stay and did an amazing job, in front of and naughty one – Kieron is always very be arrested – but it was Kat’s behind the camera, and I think professional. He has helped me so promise that she’d be fine, and that rallying of the teams shows on much growing up, and I know that that she would come and find screen. It was heartbreaking and I can turn to him for anything.” him, that sent him off. It’s a memorable. And what’s happened Being in Hollyoaks from such a young decision he will regret forever. since the finale has also been well age has given Elá-May the acting bug, received – so you guys in the UK and she hopes to continue performing It must be hard for Robbo to have lots of great stuff coming up! when she’s older. She also would love to face the future without Kat… Sarah Ellis work with other actors on the show… At this point, it seems as if there’s “Grace is one of my favourite characters,” no coming back for Robbo. He has reveals the youngster, who first appeared all but given up on everything – as Leah in 2011. “I had a scene with Tamara until he gets help from the most Wall once, but there were so many people unlikely of allies. It’s someone in it that I didn’t get to do anything with who you will soon learn Robbo her. I would also love to do something with owes his life and future too… Gregory Finnegan [aka] James, as I think he’s fantastic. But really I just feel lucky Cop out: Kat came a Intriguing! Do you ind cropper while on the that I get to do a job that I love!” yourself having sympathy run with Robbo Sarah Ellis for Robbo at all?

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teve McDonald and Aidan Connor Football in Manchester, Simon Gregson crowned the winner in the nail-biting Sgoing head to head? No, this isn’t took on Shayne Ward in an all-star line-up finale. Getting into the spirit of the event, another day of drama on the Street, for Cancer Research UK. Also fancying the actors even chose their own tunes but their real-life alter egos competing for their chances were Richard Hawley (aka to walk out to, with Ashley choosing charity instead! Swapping the Rovers for Johnny) and Hollyoaks’ Ashley Taylor Eminem’s Lose Yourself and Simon a celebrity darts tournament at the Hotel Dawson (Darren) – the latter of whom was opting for the Steptoe And Son theme! RABBIT IN THE “We’re calling this HEAD LIGHTS! one Woolie” othing says spring is on its Nway more than the sight of lambs and bunnies – and the residents of Emmerdale certainly know that. Joined by her actor dad Anthony, Dales actress Emily Head (Rebecca) posed with homeless animals during a recent visit to the Blue Cross rehoming animal sanctuary in Burford. Getting involved in the charity’s latest campaign – a series of portraits taken by famous photographer Rankin – the duo looked adorable cosying up to a fluffy bunny. Meanwhile, Natalie J Robb (Moira) and Anthony Quinlan (Pete) took a quick break on set to pose with their own co-star, a very cute lamb. Aw! Or should we say ewe…

HOLLYOAKS 2 inda Gray brought La bit of Tinseltown HOLLYWOOD to Chester as Marnie’s mum Tabby – and now former Hollyoaks star Rachel Shenton (Anne ‘Mitzeee’ Minniver) has returned the favour! Rachel took home the Oscar for Best Live Action Short Film for The Silent Child, which she made with fiancé Chris Overton. The story llo s a four-year old d f child, and is based o ac el’s experience of growing up with a hearing-impaired parent. The actress took to the podium in front of the d assembled glitterati and Mead in proudly signed along ith her s eech, saying: “Deafn ss is a silent disability. It is not HEAVEN! life-threatening and you cannot see it, so I want to say the e plays lovelorn Lofty in Holby City, but star Lee Mead biggest of thank H has found a true connection yous to the in real life. Five years on from splitting with Denise van Outen Academy for TV presenter , Lee has opened Issy allowing us to up about new girlfriend , revealing that the two put this in front of them met on the school run with his seven- Betsy of a mainstream year-old daughter . Gushed Lee: “We get audience.” Huge on really well, but it was a while before I plucked congrats, guys! up the courage to ask her on a date. Issy is a Mitzeee and lovely woman and a parent as well, which I think Maxine were Chris and Rachel

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he combination of this needs to be grittier’,” While the first series focused challenges they face. Ruby Tcompelling medical says Amanda Redman, who on new arrival Dr Ruby Walker still seems to have this need to drama, an exotic plays Dr Lydia Fonseca in the getting used to a very different prove herself, which I think is location and lots of familiar drama. “Of course, we had way of working, this series a natural trait anyway. But we faces made The Good Karma to wait and see how it was sees Ruby a lot more confident see her as a stable part of the Hospital an irresistible received, because they get in her own abilities and in her team, rather than somebody proposition for viewers when so scared about all of that – position. However, she still who’s just come in and is it launched last February. they’d say, ‘We can be a bit has to struggle to assert her trying to find her feet.” The show makes its return braver next series’, and I’m all authority with patients who Indeed, Ruby treats herself to our screens this week, and for that. I don’t believe you can think they know better – as to a flash new motorbike for promises to delve deeper into do a story set in a place like in this week’s episode, when home visits – though Amrita the relationships between this and not actually see the a patient’s father refuses to wasn’t quite as excited by the the staff at the underfunded cheek-by-jowl stuff there. You accept her diagnosis. new bike as her alter ego is! South Indian hospital, as well have the beauty, and right next “That is what doctors go “I really loved the old one,” as tackling darker storylines… to it you’ve got ugliness, and through all the time,” explains she chuckles. “Personally I like “At the beginning of the first I think you have to show that Amrita Acharia, who plays her. vintage stuff, though I think for season, I said, ‘For my money, if you’re going to be truthful.” “I think it’s nice to see the Ruby it’s probably right. I was very enthusiastic about riding it, but I’m just not very good. YOU NEED TO SEE THE CHEEK-BY- I needed a hell of a lot more practice, and there’s only so JOWL STUFF IN THIS PLACE” AMANDA much you can do on a five-

58 lnsideSoap Couch POTATO PHOTO: REX/SHUTTERSTOCK PHOTO: Presenter Bill Turnbull picks his dream viewing… Rather late My favourite film is definitely It’s to the party, A Wonderful Life. That’s guaranteed I started Game to make me cry every Christmas! Of Thrones a couple of It doesn’t happen that often, but months ago. I really enjoy watching Match Of I’ve now The Day with one or both of my reached season sons. I watched it with my dad many five, and I’m still years ago, so it feels rather poignant Callan grippedgripped. I’mIm to continue the tradition. trying to work out why it’ss so good, but If I could be on another show, I love it! I’m also enjoying I’d love anoother crack at a Mozart In The Jungle on game showw. Think Tank did well Amazon Prime. Itt’s about a but was resteed after two series, and classical orchestra, so my I still miss it. AAny ideas, anyone? favourite territoryy. It’s engaging and funnny. ● Catch Bill presenting Holdding Back The Years One of my favourite BBCC1 Weekdays shows when Iw as growing up wass called Do Not Adjust Your Sett, from the late 60ss. It starred David Jason, and severral of what later became Monty Python. Another was Callan, which starred Edward Match Of The Day Woodward.

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What do Practice makes perfect: Lydia and Ruby are back to you mean do good in the community you’re NOT day course. James [Krishna Floyd, who plays Dr Varma], on the other hand, is really, really good at it!” watching... Meanwhile, getting to play a character who speaks her mind MUM | BBC2 TUESDAY remains a delight for Amanda. “I admire that Lydia actually is WE’VE MADE IT OUR MISSION Mullan as love-struck Michael, Lisa tough – that in this day and age, to ind the casting director for this show McGrillis as well-meaning but talkative where everything is so PC, she and give them a heartfelt hug, because Kelly – and particularly Dorothy Atkinson says it like it is,” shares the star. every performance in Mum is exquisite. as pinched-lipped Pauline, who walks “She’s not always right, by a long chalk, but I love that. I adore the There’s Lesley Manville as the endlessly around Cathy’s house like she ought fact that she’s fallible and does patient Cathy (with a sarcastic streak to be wearing a Hazmat suit.Ifat screw up, and then she gets very that’s all the more delightful for least one of this lot doesn’t get a BAFTA upset that she’s screwed up…” being deployed so sparingly), Peter next year, we’ll be absolutely astounded.

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making soap sculptures, and INSIDE TV THE DURRELLS |ITVSUNDAY she eventually finds a career she’s passionate about.” Meanwhile, youngest son Gerry is continuing to add to his menagerie of animals, and his exasperated mother is attempting to get him to let a few of them go. Off screen, however, the cast love spending time with their non-speaking co-stars… “It’s been the most fun I’ve had on set ever – we have a sloth!” enthuses Callum. “We would finish a scene and it’d take 10 minutes to set up the next shot, and I’d literally go and stare at the sloth. He has these long droopy arms, and they just sort of fasten around your neck, and you stand there feeding him little chunks of apple. I have loads of videos of him on my phone, all of him eating food and me laughing in the background!” “It’s just a really nice warm feeling, knowing that you’re surrounded by all these animals,” agrees Daisy. “And when you have some time off TRIPLE from filming, it’s like being in a zoo – you can just go and have a look, say hello to the pelicans and pat the dog. TROUBLE! It’s a very nice little world!” CALLUM WOODHOUSE AND DAISY WATERSTONE EXPLAIN HOW LESLIE’S LOVE LIFE IS CAUSING DRAMA FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY…

lthough relocating that he’s currently seeing It makes for a bit of a A her family to Corfu three different girls… role reversal when Margo, in the hope of giving “That was nice!” chuckles who has had boys at the them a better life was one star Callum Woodhouse, forefront of her mind since of Louisa Durrell’s brighter who plays him. “Leslie had their arrival on the island, ideas, her children haven’t his heart broken in series one, decides to put romance on stopped giving her reasons and he’s still carrying the the back burner – and is to worry about them ever scars. In series two he didn’t instead focusing on artistic since they arrived. And really have any love interests and professional pursuits. while it would usually be – I think he spent that series “Margo’s still trying to find Larry or Margo whose love feeling a little hurt by women, a purpose, and isn’t quite lives prompt sleepless and now he’s trying to make sure what it is yet,” reveals nights, it’s unlikely Lothario up for lost time. I love the Daisy Waterstone, who plays Leslie who causes a stir at fact it becomes the family’s her. “She’s about 18 now, the start of the new series mission to decide which one and I think 18, especially for – when the family find out he’s going to stay with!” girls, is a time when you feel like you’ve grown up a little bit – and once you reach 19, Ready, set, Margo!: IT’S BEEN THE MOST FUN Louisa’s daughter finds you realise you haven’t! So a career she cares about I’VE HAD ON SET” CALLUM she’s still looking, while also

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SPORT RELIEF | BBC1 FRIDAY SPAR DAY ARE SPENCER MATTHEWS, HANNAH SPEARRITT AND HELEN SKELTON PUNCHING ABOVE THEIR WEIGHT?

ou can always rely Hannah It’s very tough – I set Hannah I’ve never met Spencer I’m extremely Y on Sport Relief to myself targets like “I’ll do five Vanessa, but she seems competitive. If someone beats convince celebrities times a week” and then my absolutely lovely, so I think we’ll you at something fair and to try out a new challenge for body’s screaming! Hopefully by be a good match. I’m excited square, then of course that’s charity – but even so, we’re bout night, I’ll be there. And to get in the ring with her. fine – but the feeling of losing surprised any of them would I’ve always wanted a six-pack, is one that just doesn’t sit put their valuable faces at risk! so hopefully I’ll get one now! How competitive are you? particularly well with me! Nonetheless, six stars – Spencer I’m trying to spend Helen I keep saying I’m not, Hannah I’ve got a competitive ex-footballer Wayne Bridge, as much time in a ring as but I must be – otherwise streak, yeah. Maybe not as reality star Spencer Matthews, possible instead of running, I wouldn’t agree to do it, would much as Spencer! But I’m not singer Vanessa White, actress cycling, training with pads and I? I just don’t want to make a going out there to get battered Hannah Spearritt, broadcaster stuff – to actually experience fool of myself. I want Phil from – I’m going out there to win it! Helen Skelton and Love the feeling of fighting so England Boxing – who has been Island’s Camilla Thurlow – that you can manage those coaching me – to be like, “Girl Have you all been working have been training as boxers adrenalin levels. did good, she did us proud”. on your boxing personas? for this year’s telethon, and they’re almost ready for the What do you make ring. We caught up with Helen, of your opponents? Hannah and Spencer to see Spencer Wayne’s an ex- if they’re boxing clever… professional athlete who has represented England, so is How is training going? clearly very competitive and Helen I thought I was relatively sporty. So I’d say that I would fit – but I was wrong! Boxing be the underdog in people’s is really hard. I felt like I’d minds, but one should never Pulling no punches: been in a car crash for three underestimate the underdog. Helen was surprised days, I could hardly move. Especially not in a two-dog race! by how unfit she was

62 lnsideSoap THE LATEST TellyTAT T L E TV NEWS… IN FOR QUIZZED IN THE KILL Two new game shows are BBC1 is to show the heading to BBC1 daytime. Beaten red and blue: latest series from Strictly champ Ore Oduba Spencer is ready Fleabag creator will present Hardball, where for the fight and star Phoebe contestants race to beat a Waller-Bridge. Eight- rolling ball, while Breakfast WHEN IN ROME part thriller Killing host Dan Walker will present ITV2 comedy Plebs will be Eve stars Sandra strategy quiz Chase The Case. back on our screens next Oh from Grey’s month with a slight line-up Anatomy as a bored change to the main trio. MI5 security oicer Following the departure of tasked with catching Stylax (Joel Fry), Marcus an elusive assassin, and Grumio will be joined played by Doctor by day Jason, played Foster’s Jodie Comer. by Jonathan Pointing. PHOTOS: GETTY, WENN GETTY, PHOTOS:

BRITAIN’S FAVOURITE FOOD | Channel 4 FRIDAY FOOD FOR THOUGHT SIMON RIMMER INVESTIGATES HOW THE 1970s CHANGED OUR EATING HABITS… Hannah I have. I won’t tell you my name yet, because I don’t hose of us of a certain age can know it! But I will have one. remember when things like Smash I think it adds to the whole Tinstant mashed potato and Ski drama because it’s going to yoghurts were enticing new products on be such a spectacle. The team the shelves – but what made them so have put such a great amount exciting to shoppers? In this new two- of time and thought into the part series, Sunday Brunch’s Simon whole thing, so I think it’ll make Rimmer looks back at the advances in sense to have a character food technology – and marketing tricks and a name rather than just – of the 1970s to see how we became Hannah, which is a bit boring. a nation of convenience-food lovers. Spencer We’re just finalising “One of the things that really comes plus point. ‘We’re using chemicals to create our kit and the names and across from all the guys we spoke to is that this flavour, look how amazing this is!’ – it stuff. I quite like ‘Spencer people were excited by new technology,” was celebrated rather than feared.” the Dispenser’, but we’ll see! Simon tells Inside TV. “Nowadays, we’d shy Making the show meant sampling lots I believe my outfit is black and away hugely from any chemicals in our of forgotten treats from his youth, including gold, which is fun and fitting foods – but back then, that was almost a a personal favourite – butterscotch Angel I suppose. I might come out to Delight. But there was one convenience Beethoven. The Driscolls – who Smash brothers: Simon with the food Simon was in no rush to revisit… are coaching me – are keen for robot from the classic ads for “Crispy pancakes were the one thing me to be as calm as possible, Smash instant mashed potato I couldn’t stand as a kid!” he recalls. “My so perhaps a good classical sister loved them, but I hated the texture, piece. It might throw people the flavour, the fact that the first bit you ate off a bit as well, like “What’s burnt your mouth off! A friend used to like the that posh kid doing?”. It’s minced beef crispy pancakes in a sandwich, worked well in the past! – that was his go-to thing. How disgusting!”

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6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 10.00 Saturday 6.10 AM The Wonder Of Animals 6.00 AM CITV 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 6.00 AM Winter Paralympics Live Kitchen Live Host Matt Tebbutt is joined by Snakes. (R/S) 6.40 Naomi’s Nightmares James Martin’s Saturday Morning The Wheelchair curling, alpine skiing, and chefs Ian Orr and Jose Pizarro, and special Of Nature California. (R/S) 7.10 The Pets chef invites Coronation Street actor Sean cross-country skiing from PyeongChang. (S) guest Amanda Redman. (S) 11.30 Classic Factor Kacie, Blade And Coco. (S) 7.30 Wilson and fellow chef Tony Tobin into his 8.00 Winter Paralympics Breakfast (S) Mary Berry A range of recipes inspired by The Dengineers Plane Den. (S) 8.00 own home for the weekend chat show, with 9.00 Frasier The Matchmaker. (R/S) 9.30 produce grown in Britain. (R/S) 12.00 PM Absolute Genius: Monster Builds dishes including lamb shanks. (S) 11.20 Frasier Flour Child. (R/S) 10.00 Frasier Football Focus Dan Walker and guests Battling Nature. (S) 8.30 Beyond Bionic Britain’s Brightest Family (R/S) 11.50 ITV (R/S) 10.30 The Big Bang Theory The review the week’s headlines and look Gecko. (S) 9.00 Robot Wars (R/S) 10.00 News/Weather (S) 12.00 PM Live Six Killer Robot Instability. (R/S) 10.55 The Big ahead to forthcoming fixtures, including Gorilla Family And Me (R/S) 11.00 Nations Rugby Union Italy v Scotland. Bang Theory The Friendship Algorithm. the FA Cup quarter-finals and today’s four Homes Under The Hammer (R/S) 11.35 Coverage of the opening game in the final (R/S) 11.25 The Big Bang Theory The Premier League games. (S) 1.00 BBC Cats Vs Dogs: Which Is Best? (R/S) round of fixtures, which takes place at the Financial Permeability. (R/S) 11.55 The News/Weather (S) 1.15 MasterChef (R/S) 12.35 PM Orson Welles: Talking Pictures Stadio Olimpico in Rome (kick-off 12.30pm). Simpsons Burns’ Heir. (R/S) 12.25 PM 2.15 MasterChef (R/S) 3.15 MasterChef (R/S) 1.20 FILM Waterloo Historical drama, (S) 2.25 Live Six Nations Rugby Union The Simpsons Sweet Seymour Skinner’s (R/S) 3.45 Wanted Down Under starring Rod Steiger. (Cert U, 126 mins. England v Ireland. All the action from the final Baadasssss Song. (R/S) 12.55 The Revisited A North Yorkshire family who 1970) (S) ★★★★ 3.30 Me And My Dog: match of the tournament for both sides, Simpsons The Boy Who Knew Too Much. sampled life in Australia in 2010. (S) 4.30 The Ultimate Contest Dog owners and which takes place at Twickenham (kick-off (R/S) 1.25 FILM Casper Supernatural Live Six Nations Rugby Union Wales v their pets compete in a bid to make it to the 2.45pm). (S) 5.00 The Chase Bradley family comedy, starring Christina Ricci. France. John Inverdale presents coverage grand final. (R/S) 4.30 Final Score A Walsh presents as four contestants answer (Cert PG, 96 mins. 1995) (S) ★★★★ 3.20 of the final match of the tournament, round-up of this afternoon’s football results. general knowledge questions and work as a A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (R/S) which takes place at the Principality (S) 5.30 The Repair Shop Family heirlooms team to take on ruthless quiz genius the 4.25 The Secret Life Of The Zoo (R/S) Stadium in Cardiff (kick-off 5pm). (S) are restored to their former glory. (R/S) Chaser and secure a cash prize. (R/S) 5.30 Winter Paralympics Today (S)

9pm Troy: Fall Of A City 10.40pm Performance Live… 7pm Ant & Dec’s Saturday… 7pm Penelope Keith’s Coastal…

6.00 Hugh’s Wild West 6.00 ITV News/Weather (S) 6.30 Channel 4 News/Weather Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall 6.15 Regional News/Weather (S) (S) explores the Somerset Levels, 6.30 New You’ve Been Framed! where he visits Worthy Farm, Harry Hill narrates a comical selection home to Glastonbury Festival. (S) of mishaps filmed by viewers. (S)

7.00 BBC News (S) 7.00 Amazing Hotels: Life 7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night 7.00 Penelope Keith’s Coastal 7.10 Regional News (S) Beyond The Lobby Giles Coren Takeaway The duo are joined by Villages The actress discovers the 7.20 Pointless Celebrities Sam and Monica Galetti head to the guests George Ezra, Ashley Banjo idyllic coastal villages of East Anglia, Nixon and Mark Rhodes, Ellie Taylor foothills of the Swiss Alps to and Jordan Banjo, while Stephen where she is plunged into tales of and Milton Jones, Jay Rayner and experience health and wellness Mulhern and Scarlett Moffatt lend bravery, scandal and intrigue. (S) Thomasina Miers, and Paul Martin tourism at the Grand Resort Bad a hand with the games. (S) and Sara Pascoe take part in the Ragaz. (R/S) general knowledge quiz. (S)

8.10 Casualty Rash’s new-found 8.00 David Attenborough’s 8.30 The Voice UK 8.00 Britain At Low confidence is tested when he treats Natural Curiosities Curious It’s the first of the Tide Tori Herridge a prisoner, who also leads Gem into Counters: Whether animals knockout shows as 12 explores the Severn danger. Bea goes up against smarmy and plants have developed an acts sing for a place in Estuary, visiting the F1 Eddie for a place on a coveted awareness of mathematics. (S) the semi-finals. Coaches Jennifer site of a medieval village that training course. (S) 8.30 Dad’s Army The Royal Train: Hudson, Will.i.am, Tom Jones and disappeared into the sea and The king’s train passes through Olly Murs can pick only one act finding out how important the ferry Walmington-on-Sea. (R/S) from their teams to progress in the crossing at Aust once was. (S) competition, so there are some tough 9.00 Troy: Fall Of A City Hunted: 9.00 Suite Francaise decisions to make. Helping them are 9.00 Fantastic Four Paris flees to the hills in which he Premiere. Second World War guests Craig David, members of the Premiere. Four scientists grew up as he seeks safe refuge from drama, starring Kristin Scott Black Eyed Peas, Kylie Minogue, return from another dimension the Greeks, and back in Troy, Helen is Thomas, Michelle Williams and Leona Lewis and The Voice UK’s granted unusual powers, which they left without a single ally as Pandarus’s Matthias Schoenaerts. (Cert 15, reigning champion, Mo Jamil. (S) use to defend the Earth. Superhero investigation gathers pace. (S) 107 mins. 2014) (S) ★★★ adventure, starring Miles Teller. (Cert 12, 100 mins. 2015) (S) ★★

10.00 BBC News/Weather (S) 10.40 Performance Live: Winged 10.30 ITV News/Weather (S) 10.55 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does 10.20 Match Of The Day Including Bull In The Elephant Case 10.45 Fast & Furious Countdown Jon Richardson and highlights of Bournemouth v West Dance choreographed by Wayne Thriller sequel, starring Vin Michelle Wolf take on guest captain Bromwich Albion, Huddersfield Town McGregor and others, from Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Jonathan Ross with Johnny Vegas, v Crystal Palace and Stoke City v London’s National Gallery. (S) Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster. while three-man comedy act Pappy’s Everton. (S) (Cert 12, 107 mins. 2009) (S) ★★★ helps out in Dictionary Corner. (R/S)

11.20 MOTD: FA Cup Highlights 11.10 FILM Defiance Three Jewish 12.45 AM Play To The Whistle 11.55 The Inbetweeners The friends Highlights of Swansea City v Tottenham brothers escape into the forests during the Holly Willoughby returns with the prepare for their exams. Simon makes Hotspur and Manchester United v Brighton & Nazi invasion of Poland and form a sports-themed comedy panel show. (R/S) progress with Carli by helping her revise, and Hove Albion. (S) 11.50 FILM Gambit resistance movement. Second World War 1.30 Jackpot247 Viewers get the chance the gang members get together to reminisce Comedy remake, with Colin Firth, Cameron drama, starring Daniel Craig and Jamie Bell. to participate in live interactive gaming from about the past year. Last in the series. (R/S) Diaz and Alan Rickman. (Cert 12, 85 mins. (Cert 15, 137 mins. 2008) (S) ★★★ 1.15 AM the comfort of their sofas, with a mix of 12.30 AM Winter Paralympics Live 2012) (S) ★★ 1.15-6.00 AM BBC News (S) Civilisations Picturing Paradise. (R/S) roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from Coverage of day nine from PyeongChang, 2.15-6.05 This Is BBC Two (S) the presenting team. 3.00 Babushka South Korea. (S) 5.35-6.30 Location, (R/S) 3.50-6.00 Nightscreen Location, Location London. (R/S) 64 lnsideSoap 6.00 AM Milkshake! 10.05 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heart Of Evil. (R/S) 10.35 The Gadget Show (R/S) 11.35 Police Interceptors Kev Salter and Ian Squire hunt for a man roaming the streets with a machete. (R/S) 12.35 PM Police Interceptors Damien Stevens draws his stun gun on an aggressive driver. (R/S) 1.30 Police Interceptors (R/S) 2.30 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door A man subjected to a campaign of harassment by his neighbour. (R/S) 3.30 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door A pensioner who faced months of vandalism and abuse from his neighbour. (R/S) 4.30 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Paul and Steve call for police back-up at a flat in London’s Docklands. (R/S) 5.25 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Paul, Steve and Ben make a shocking discovery when they break into a home. (R/S)

THE VOICE UK | ITV 8.30PM Three’sacrowd 9pm Football On 5… TheTh contest moves forward perform for their mentors, and Fortunately,tl each h mentor t hash another stage tonight, as we the coach only has the power to guest advisers to help them 6.25 5 News Weekend (S) progress to the Knockout advance one of them into the out. Olly has Craig David, Will 6.30 FIA Formula E Live rounds. This is the part where live semi-finals in two weeks’ has fellow Black Eyed Peas The Punta del Este ePrix. Vernon Kay presents coverage the coaches have some tough time. That means they’ll all be apl.de.ap and Taboo, Jennifer of the sixth round of the decisions to make: in each of saying goodbye to twice as has Leona Lewis and last year’s campaign, which is held in the two Knockout episodes, many acts as they’ll be saving winner Mo Jamil, and Tom has Punta del Este, Uruguay. (S) three acts from each team will – stirring up lots of emotion. none other than Kylie Minogue! A life in ruins BRITAIN AT LOW TIDE | Channel 4 8PM 8.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary giving an insight Tori Herridge and her into the world of debt collection from colleagues head off to the the perspectives of people who owe south-west tonight, to visit Len money, their creditors and those who Goodman’s favourite waterway collect the payments. (R/S) – that’s right, the “Severn!” Estuary. (Yes, we know Strictly itself did that joke years ago, 9.00 Football On 5: The but recycling is good for the Championship Colin Murray environment.) It’s a fairly introduces highlights of the treacherous stretch, where weekend’s games, including Leeds United v Sheffield Wednesday high winds can spell disaster at Elland Road and Barnsley v for small boats, and so it has Millwall at Oakwell. (S) plenty of warning buoys and lights – and lots of hidden 10.00 Football On 5: Goal Rush stories below the surface. On All the goals from the weekend’s the agenda for this evening’s games in Leagues One and Two. (S) 10.30 Live: Hayemaker Fight Night exploration are the remote St Matt Askin v Stephen Simmons and Twrogg’s Island and the ruin Joe Joyce v Donnie Palmer. (S) sitting atop it, as well as the medieval village of Sudbrook 12.00 AM SuperCasino Live interactive that was lost to the tides. gaming. (S) 3.10 Cowboy Builders Property expert Laura Hamilton helps a Bristol family. (R/S) 4.00 Cowboy Builders Helping homeowners let down BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: 5.00-5.30pm Final Score From Northern Ireland 9.00 St Patrick’s Night Concert 2018 10.00 FILM: Suite Francaise by unreliable workmen. (R/S) 4.45 11.40 Performance Live: Winged Bull In The Elephant Case 12.10am Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby 1.10-1.15 Wild On Water – Greyabbey Mud Flats House Doctor Kitchens And Dining BBC2 SCOTLAND as Main BBC2 except: 4.30-5.30pm Sportscene 6.00 The Repair Shop 6.30 Hugh’s Wild West 7.30 Eòrpa (European Current Affairs) 8.00- Rooms. (R/S) 5.10 House Busters 8.30 Gardeners’ World 9.00 Pilgrimage: The Road To Santiago 10.00 FILM: Suite Francaise 11.40 Performance Live: Winged Bull In The Elephant Case 12.10- 2.15am FILM: Defiance SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 12.50am River Monsters 1.20 Teleshopping 2.20 After Midnight 3.20 Babushka 4.10 Nightscreen (R/S) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S) 4.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 65 INSIDE TV SATURDAY 17 March Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM The Biggest 6.00 AM Richard E 6.00 AM Futurama 6.30 Loser: Australia 7.00 The Grant’s Hotel Secrets Futurama 7.00 The Flash Biggest Loser: Australia 7.00 Richard E Grant’s 8.00 The Simpsons 8.30 8.00 The Biggest Loser: Hotel Secrets The Simpsons 9.00 The Australia 9.00 The 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Simpsons Simpson Tide. Biggest Loser: Australia Investigation 9.30 The Simpsons Girly 10.00 The Biggest 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Edition. 10.00 Soccer AM Loser: Australia 11.00 Investigation 11.30 Hawaii Five-0 America’s Next Top 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene 12.30 PM Hawaii Five-0 Model 12.00 PM The Investigation 1.30 Hawaii Five-0 2.30 Real A&E 12.30 The Real 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Futurama Spanish Fry. A&E 1.00 The Real A&E Investigation 12.00 PM 3.00 Gillette Soccer 1.30 The Real A&E 2.00 CSI: Crime Scene Saturday 3.15 Gillette The Real A&E 2.30 The Investigation 1.00 Cold Soccer Saturday 5.15 Real A&E 3.00 Border Case 2.00 Cold Case The Gillette Soccer Saturday Security: Canada’s Front Road. 3.00 Cold Case 5.30 Gillette Soccer Line 6.00 Nothing To 4.00 Without A Trace Saturday 6.00 Futurama Declare 6.30 Nothing 5.00 Without A Trace 6.30 The Simpsons To Declare 6.00 Without A Trace Trash Of The Titans.

BLUE BLOODS | Sky Atlantic 9PM 7.00 Nothing To 7.00 Without A Trace 7.00 The Simpsons King Declare The team searches for a Of The Hill: Homer is hired 7 7.30 Nothing To mother who has been to climb a mountain. Most of us have a figure in involved in a college hazing pm our past we’d love to get incident that humiliated Eddie Declare The work of recruited as a drugs mule. 7.30 The Simpsons revenge on, but Eddie’s – but is she allowing personal customs officers. Lisa Gets An A. professionalism is called into feelings to get in the way? 8.00 Nothing To 8.00 Without A Trace 8.00 The Simpsons question tonight when she Elsewhere, Danny and Baez Declare The work of Nickel And Dimed – Part Homer Simpson In 8 customs officers. Two: The team continues Kidney Trouble. ends up arresting that figure. investigate a murder with ties pm It turns out Skip Fuller was to a white supremacist group. 8.30 Nothing To to search for Colleen. 8.30 The Simpsons Declare Large Marge.

BELOW THE SURFACE 9PM 9.00 Britain’s Most Evil 9.00 Blue 9.00 | BBC4 Killers The story of Raoul Bloods Drama, Ghostbusters 9 Moat, who shot his ex- starring Three eccentric The hostage crisis reaches its pm girlfriend, her new lover Vanessa Ray. scientists set up a ghost- third day, and as news of the and a policeman. catching business first fatality reaches the general together and end up public, the press and politicians 10.00 Britain’s Most 10.00 Mosaic having to save the world. start playing the blame game. Evil Killers Tony Butler Joel weighs his Supernatural comedy, with 10 offers an insight into Fred options as Bill Murray and Sigourney pm Philip is under pressure to and Rose West. evidence against him Weaver. (Cert 12, 101 launch an armed response, mounts. mins. 1984) +++++ but not everyone is on board… 11.00 World’s Most Evil 11.00 Unseen A 11.00 NCIS: Los Killers A profile of the documentary looking Angeles Forasteira: The 11 German serial killer into the murders of 11 team tracks a highly MOSAIC 10PM pm | Sky Atlantic Joachim Georg Kroll. women in 2009. skilled assailant out In the penultimate episode for revenge. of the multifaceted murder 12.00 AM Brit Cops: 1.15 AM Last Week Tonight 12.00 AM The Russell Frontline Crime UK 1.00 Brit With John Oliver 1.50 Dexter Howard Hour 1.00 Duck mystery, the evidence against Cops: Frontline Crime UK 3.00 Cold Case 4.00 The Quacks Don’t Echo 1.30 Bliss Joel is starting to stack up 2.00 Send In The Dogs 3.00 Guest Wing 5.00-6.00 The 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Ross Send In The Dogs 4.00 Guest Wing Kemp: Extreme World 4.00 and he’s left considering his Nothing To Declare 4.30 Stargate Atlantis 5.00-6.00 remaining options. Meanwhile, Nothing To Declare 5.00 Stargate Atlantis Nothing To Declare 5.30-6.00 new allegations surface that Nothing To Declare cause problems for Eric. W Alibi GOLD ITV Encore FOX Universal 6.10 AM The Bill 7.00 The 7.00 AM Home Shopping 7.15 AM The Piglet Files 7.40 6.00 AM Outside Edge 8.00 AM NCIS 9.00 NCIS 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Bill 8.00 The Bill Starting Grid. 7.10 Murdoch Mysteries Goodnight Sweetheart 8.10 6.25 Lillie 7.25 Always 10.00 NCIS 11.00 NCIS Teleshopping 8.00 White 9.00 The Bill Overdue. 10.00 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 9.00 The Two Ronnies 9.00 The And Everyone 8.15 Always 12.00 PM NCIS 1.00 NCIS Collar 9.00 Major Crimes The Bill 11.00 Tipping Point Murdoch Mysteries Invention Two Ronnies 9.50 As Time And Everyone 9.10 Mapp 2.00 NCIS 3.00 NCIS 4.00 10.00 Major Crimes 11.00 12.00 PM Tipping Point: Convention. 10.00 Inspector Goes By 10.30 dinnerladies And Lucia 10.05 Lillie The Mentalist Carnelian, Inc. Major Crimes 12.00 PM Ma- Lucky Stars 1.00 Tipping Alleyn Mysteries Death In 11.05 dinnerladies 11.45 11.10 Heartbeat 12.15 PM 5.00 The Mentalist Russet jor Crimes 1.00 Major Crimes Point: Lucky Stars 2.00 Tip- A White Tie. 12.00 PM In- Only Fools And Horses Heartbeat Uninvited Guests. Potatoes. 6.00 The Mentalist Long Shot. 2.00 NCIS Honour ping Point: Lucky Stars 3.00 spector Alleyn Mysteries The 1.10 PM Only Fools And 1.15 Heartbeat No Hiding A Dozen Red Roses. 7.00 The Code. 3.00 NCIS Under Cov- Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Nursing Home Murder. 2.00 Horses 2.30 Only Fools And Place. 2.20 The Glass 3.25 Mentalist Red Sauce. 8.00 ers. 4.00 NCIS Probie. 5.00 4.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Inspector Alleyn Mysteries Horses 3.35 Only Fools And My Uncle Silas A Funny Thing. The Mentalist Miss Red. NCIS Model Behaviour. 6.00 Stars 5.00 Tipping Point: Death In A White Tie. 4.00 In- Horses 5.30 Only Fools And 3.55 My Uncle Silas Finger 9.00 Family Guy American NCIS Boxed In. 7.00 NCIS Lucky Stars 6.00 Tipping spector Alleyn Mysteries The Horses 6.35 The Vicar Of Wet, Finger Dry. 4.25 Agatha Gigg-olo. 9.30 Family Guy Deception. 8.00 NCIS Devil’s Point: Lucky Stars 7.00 Nursing Home Murder. 6.00 Dibley 8.00 Only Fools And Christie’s Poirot The Dream. Inside Family Guy. 10.00 Triangle. 9.00 FILM Money My Family 7.40 My Family New Tricks Left Field. 7.00 Horses 9.10 The Royle 5.25 Agatha Christie’s Poirot American Dad! Shell Game. Train Action comedy, starring Waiting To Inhale. New Tricks Dark Chocolate. Family Denise and Dave visit 6.40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 10.30 American Dad! Blonde Woody Harrelson and Wesley 8.20 My Family Misery. 9.00 8.00 Frankie Drake Mysteries with baby David. 9.50 The 7.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Ambition. 11.00 Family Guy Snipes. (Cert 18, 105 mins. Russell Howard’s Good News Once Burnt Twice Spied. 9.00 Royle Family Jim embarks 10.00 Grantchester 11.00 11.30 Family Guy 12.00 AM 1995) ++11.20 Law & Order: 9.40 Russell Howard’s Good Murdoch Mysteries FLASH!. on a spot of DIY. 10.20 Grantchester 12.00 AM American Dad! 12.30 Amer- Special Victims Unit Secrets News 10.20 Inside The Am- 10.00 Inspector George The Royle Family 11.00 Jericho 1.00 Houdini & Doyle ican Dad! 1.00 Family Guy Exhumed. 12.15 AM Law & bulance 11.20 999 Rescue Gently Blue For Bluebird. Michael McIntyre’s Comedy In Manus Dei. 2.00 Houdini 1.30 Family Guy 2.00 Ameri- Order: Special Victims Unit Squad 12.20 AM Motorway 12.00 AM The Inspector Roadshow 12.00 AM Bottom & Doyle Spring-Heel’d Jack. can Dad! 2.30 American Dad! 1.10 Law & Order: Special Cops: A Traffic Cops Special Lynley Mysteries Payment In 12.40 Bottom 1.20 Green 3.00 Brief Encounters 3.50 3.00 Family Guy 3.30 Family Victims Unit 2.05 Numb3rs 1.20 Doctor Who 2.10 Blood. 1.55 Inspector Alleyn Wing 2.25 Green Wing 3.20 Peak Practice 4.45 Peak Guy 4.00 American Dad! 4.30 3.00 Numb3rs 4.00 Numb3rs Doctor Who Mysteries 4.00-7.00 Home The Armando Iannucci Shows Practice 5.40-6.00 ITV American Dad! 5.00-8.00 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping 3.00-6.10 Home Shopping Shopping 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping Encore Nightscreen Teleshopping 66 lnsideSoap DramaDave ITV2E4 More4 FREEVIEW 20 FREEVIEW 12 FREEVIEW 6 FREEVIEW 28 FREEVIEW 14 7.10 AM Bergerac Low 6.00 AM Home Shopping 6.00 AM Emmerdale 8.55 6.00 AM The Goldbergs 8.55 AM Grand Designs Profile. 8.00 Bergerac 7.10 The Hurting 7.35 Coronation Street 11.45 7.20 Don’t Tell The Bride New Zealand 10.00 A Return Of The Ice Maiden. The Hurting 8.00 The Ant & Dec’s Saturday 8.20 Made In Chelsea Place In The Sun: Winter 9.00 Bergerac Chrissie. Hurting 8.30 The Hurting Night Takeaway 1.20 PM Does Come Dine With Me Sun 11.00 A Place In 10.00 Bergerac The Tennis 9.00 The Hurting 9.30 FILM License To Wed 9.25 Made In Chelsea The Sun: Winter Sun Racket. 11.00 Sharpe The Hurting 10.00 (Cert 12, 91 mins. 2007) ++ 10.30 FILM Spy Kids 4: 12.05 PM A Place In The Sharpe’s Rifles. 1.00 PM American Pickers 11.00 3.05 FILM Dirty Dancing All The Time In The World Sun: Winter Sun 1.05 A The Onedin Line Port Out, American Pickers 2: Havana Nights Romantic (Cert PG, 88 mins. 2011) ++ Place In The Sun: Home Starboard Home. 2.00 The 12.00 PM American drama. Includes FYI Daily. 12.15 PM Rude(ish) Tube Or Away 2.15 Four In A Onedin Line The Passenger. Pickers 1.00 Sin City (Cert PG, 83 mins. 2004) ++ 12.30 The Goldbergs 1.00 Bed 2.50 Four In A Bed 3.00 The Onedin Line Motors 2.00 Sin City 4.55 FILM Evan Almighty Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2.00 3.20 Four In A Bed 3.50 Loss Of The ‘Helen May’. 4.00 Motors 3.00 Road Cops Rob Brydon in Would I Comedy sequel. Includes Young Sheldon 2.30 The Four In A Bed 4.20 Four The Onedin Line A Cold Scratch My Car. 3.30 Road FYI Daily. (Cert PG, 95 mins. Big Bang Theory 4.00 In A Bed 4.50 Come Dine Wind Blowing. 5.00 Birds Of Cops 4.00 Road Cops Lie To You? 9pm Dave 2007) +++6.50 FILM The Great Celebrity Bake With Me Hull. 5.25 Come A Feather High Fidelity. 4.30 Road Cops 5.00 Gravity Thriller, starring Off For Stand Up To Dine With Me Hull. 5.55 5.40 Birds Of A Feather Would I Lie To You? 5.40 Sandra Bullock. Includes Cancer 5.15 Extreme Come Dine With Me Hull. Bang. 6.20 Birds Of A Would I Lie To You? 6.20 BBC4 FYI Daily. (Cert 12, 91 mins. Cake Makers 6.00 The 6.25 Come Dine With Me Feather Non-Starter. Would I Lie To You? FREEVIEW 9 2013) +++++ Big Bang Theory 6.55 Come Dine With Me

7.00 Sue Thomas: 7.00 Not Going Out 7.00 PM Lost Kingdoms 7.00 The Big Bang 7.25 Britain’s Wildest FBEye Jack and Sue go Romance: Sitcom. Of Central America The Theory The Meemaw Weather 2016: Footage undercover as a married 7.40 Not Going Out People Who Greeted Materialisation. of unusual weather 7 pm couple to investigate a Babysitting: Lucy offends Columbus: The history of 7.30 The Big Bang conditions recorded suspected terrorist plot. Frank. Bobby Ball stars. the Taino people. Theory in Britain during 2016, including floods, super- 8.00 Rizzoli & Isles 8.20 Not Going Out 8.00 The Silk Road Sam 8.30 Pacific Rim 8.00 The Big Bang storms, tornadoes and Rebel Without A Pause: Car: Lee, Lucy and the Willis traces the history of Earth is invaded by Theory The Line lightning strikes. A Revolutionary War children set off in their the trade route. giant aliens, so Substitution Solution. 8 pm re-enactment becomes car to catch a ferry. equally massive robots 8.30 The Big Bang the scene of a murder. with human pilots are Theory created to fight back. 9.00 Wallander 9.00 Would I Lie To 9.00 Below Sci-fi adventure, with 9.00 The World’s 9.00 Bin Laden: Shoot A Lesson In Love: The You? With guests Gregg The Surface Charlie Hunnam and End Five To Kill Analysis of the detective investigates Wallace and Nina Wadia. Philip plans a Rinko Kikuchi. Includes childhood friends operation to eliminate 9 pm the discovery of a dead 9.40 Would I Lie To response. FYI Daily. (Cert 12, 131 reunite for a pub crawl in the al-Qaeda leader. woman in a swamp and You? With Lorraine Kelly. 9.45 Below The Surface mins. 2013) +++ their home town, only to the disappearance of her stumble on a threat to the daughter, but the return of 10.20 Would I Lie To 10.30 TOTP2 St Patrick’s entire human race. Sci-fi 10.40 Father Ted a lost love distracts him You? Richard Madeley, Day Special: St Patrick’s comedy, with Simon Pegg Escape From Victory: from the case at hand. Sanjeev Bhaskar, Kate Day special. and Nick Frost. (Cert 15, The annual football 10 pm Humble and Miles Jupp 109 mins. 2013) ++++ match leads to trouble. take part in the game show.

11.00 The 39 Steps 11.00 Dave Gorman: 11.15 Irish Rock At 11.10 Family Guy Stewie 11.10 Gogglebox 11.10 Father Ted Kicking Adaptation of John Modern Life Is Goodish The BBC A compilation Loves Lois: Stewie’s teddy Featuring reviews of The Bishop Brennan Up The Buchan’s adventure novel, It Does Not Bong: Dave of performances. bear is ruined by a dog. 2017 Eurovision Song A***: Ted takes a forfeit. 11 pm with Rupert Penry-Jones. tests the merits of man 11.35 Family Guy Contest and The Island 11.40 Father Ted Night versus machine. Peterotica. With Bear Grylls. Of The Nearly Dead.

12.55 AM Taggart 4.00-6.00 12.00 AM QI XL 1.00 Would I 12.15 AM Top Of The Pops: 12.10 AM American Dad! 12.15 AM Five Star Hotel 12.15 AM Father Ted 12.50 Home Shopping Lie To You? 1.40 Would I Lie 1985 12.45 Top Of The Pops: 12.35 American Dad! 1.05 1.20 Five Star Hotel 2.25 Five 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does To You? 2.20 Would I Lie To 1985 1.15 Lost Kingdoms Of Action Team 1.35 Ibiza Star Hotel 3.20 Timeless 4.05 Countdown 1.55 8 Out You? 2.50 Suits 3.35 The Central America 2.15 The Weekender 2.35 Totally How I Met Your Mother 4.25 Of 10 Cats Uncut 2.40-3.35 Indestructibles 4.00-6.00 Silk Road 3.15-4.00 TOTP2 Bonkers Guinness World How I Met Your Mother 4.45- Ramsay’s Kitchen Home Shopping Records 2.45 Teleshopping 6.00 Rude(ish) Tube Nightmares USA 5.45-6.00 Nightscreen

CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 7.30 AM Tomorrow’s 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Judge Judy 6.20 6.00 AM Football’s Greatest: 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 World 8.00 Teleshopping Access 9.10 Person Of Inter- Last Man Standing 8.45 The Murder, She Wrote The Cristiano Ronaldo 6.20 The Be Tasty 9.10 Newlyweds: 9.00 Touched By An Angel est 10.00 Person Of Interest Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air 10.50 Return Of Preston Giles. Avengers 7.20 The Avengers The First Year Family Secrets. 10.00 Touched By An Angel 11.00 Law & Order 12.00 PM FILM What To Expect When 7.10 Murder, She Wrote The 8.25 The Avengers 9.30 ITV 10.05 The Real Housewives 11.00 Touched By An Angel Law & Order 1.00 Law & You’re Expecting (Cert 12, 105 Great Twain Robbery. 8.10 Racing: The Opening Show Of Orange County Drag Bingo 12.00 PM Touched By An Order 2.00 FILM Columbo: mins. 2012) ++ 12.55 PM Murder, She Wrote Ballad For 10.30 Snooker V Darts 10.40 Bombshell. 11.00 The Real Angel 1.00 Touched By An A Trace Of Murder Crime FILM Serendipity (Cert PG, A Blue Lady. 9.10 A Touch Pawn Stars 11.05 Pawn Stars Housewives Of Atlanta 11.55 Angel 2.00 It’s A Miracle With drama, starring Peter Falk. 87 mins. 2001) +++ 2.40 Of Frost Unknown Soldiers. 11.30 Pawn Stars 12.00 PM Million Dollar Listing: NYC Roma Downey 3.00 It’s A (Cert PG, 100 mins. 1997) ++ FILM Practical Magic (Cert 11.10 A Touch Of Frost Fun Pawn Stars 12.30 Pawn Stars 12.55 PM Cake Wars Star Miracle With Roma Downey 4.00 NCIS 5.00 NCIS 6.00 12, 104 mins. 1998) ++ 4.50 Times For Swingers. 1.10 1.00 Pawn Stars 1.30 ITV Wars. 1.50 Chris & Olivia: 4.00 Judge Judy 4.25 Judge NCIS 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS: FILM Dirty Dancing (Cert 12, PM Inspector Morse Last Racing Live From Uttoxeter Crackin’ On 2.55 Sam And Judy 4.50 Judge Judy 5.15 New Orleans 9.00 NCIS: New 96 mins. 1987) ++++ 6.55 Seen Wearing. 3.25 FILM 4.00 FILM How The West Billie Faiers: The Mummy Judge Judy 5.40 Judge Judy Orleans 10.00 Law & Order: FILM Bulletproof Monk (Cert Columbo: Playback Crime Was Won (Cert PG, 157 mins. Diaries 3.55 Dinner Date 6.05 Judge Judy 6.30 Judge Special Victims Unit 11.00 12, 100 mins. 2003) ++ 9.00 drama, with Peter Falk. (Cert 1962) ++++7.10 Storage Sasha. 5.00 Dinner Date Dan- Judy 6.55 Judge Judy 7.20 Law & Order: Special Victims FILM Tower Heist (Cert 12, PG, 73 mins. 1975) +++ Wars 7.35 Storage Wars 8.00 iel. 6.00 Dinner Date David. Judge Judy 7.45 Judge Judy Unit 11.55 Law & Order: 104 mins. 2011) +++ 11.10 5.00 Vera Hidden Depths. FILM Jaws: The Revenge 7.00 Dinner Date Sarah-Jane. 8.10 Judge Judy 8.35 Judge Special Victims Unit Secrets FILM Hot Pursuit Comedy, 7.00 Midsomer Murders The (Cert 15, 86 mins. 1987) + 8.00 Celebrity Dinner Date Judy 9.00 Psychic Private Exhumed. 12.55 AM Law & starring Reese Witherspoon. Dogleg Murders. 9.00 Mid- 9.50 FILM Wanted (Cert Jordan Davies. 9.00 Botched Eyes 10.00 Medium 11.00 Order: Special Victims Unit (Cert 12, 87 mins. 2015) ++ somer Murders Let Us Prey. 18, 105 mins. 2008) +++ By Nature 10.00 The Real Medium 12.00 AM Medium 1.50 Law & Order: Special 1.00 AM Celebrity Ghost 11.00 Inspector Morse Last 12.00 AM FILM The Dictator Housewives Of Atlanta 11.00 1.00 Medium 2.00 Medium Victims Unit 2.50 Law & Hunt: Tunnels Of Terror 2.00 Bus To Woodstock. 1.10 AM (Cert 15, 83 mins. 2012) Bridezillas Brittany/Michelle. Sal. 3.00 Judge Judy 3.30 Order: Special Victims Unit Sex Pod 3.00 The Magicians The Good Karma Hospital +++1.45 Minder 2.35 The 12.00 AM The Jeremy Kyle Judge Judy 4.00 Judge Judy 3.50 Access 4.00-6.00 3.50 Access 4.00-6.00 2.00 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00 Protectors Balance Of Terror. Show USA 12.55-6.00 5.00-7.30 Teleshopping Teleshopping Teleshopping Teleshopping 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping lnsideSoap 67 INSIDE TV SUNDAY 18 March BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 7.25 Match Of 6.05 AM Coast The Mysteries Of The Isles. 6.00 AM CITV 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 6.30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond The 6 The Day Including highlights of Liverpool v (R/S) 7.05 The Instant Gardener (R/S) ITV News (S) 9.30 Love Your Garden Angry Family. (R/S) 6.55 Everybody Loves am Watford. (R/S) 8.30 MOTD: FA Cup 7.50 Gardeners’ World (R/S) 8.20 Transforming a retired serviceman’s Surrey Raymond Odd Man Out. (R/S) 7.25 Mobil Highlights (R/S) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Countryfile (R/S) 9.15 Saturday Kitchen garden. (R/S) 10.00 Peston On Sunday 1: The Grid (S) 8.00 Winter Paralympics Show The week’s talking points. (S) 10.00 Best Bites (S) 10.45 Spring Kitchen Political magazine. (S) 10.55 The Voice UK Breakfast Action from the final day in The Big Questions Nicky Campbell With Tom Kerridge (R/S) 11.30 Lorraine The first of the knockout shows. (R/S) PyeongChang, South Korea. (S) 9.00 presents live from the University of Sussex, Pascale: How To Be A Better Cook Sonia 12.55 PM ITV News/Weather (S) 1.00 Frasier The Botched Language Of Cranes. Brighton. (S) 11.00 Sunday Politics Harwood. (R/S) 12.00 PM Escape To The Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway (R/S) 9.30 Sunday Brunch With David Presented by Sarah Smith. (S) 12.15 PM Country West Sussex. (R/S) 12.45 The The duo are joined by guests George Ezra, Haig, Jared Harris and John Robins. (S) Lifeline Anita Dobson appeals on behalf of Ladykillers: Pest Detectives Imogen is Ashley Banjo and Jordan Banjo, while 12.30 PM Winter Paralympics Today Phab. (S) 12.25 Songs Of Praise The Rev called to one of the worst infestations of Stephen Mulhern and Scarlett Moffatt lend A round-up of action from the final in Kate Bottley celebrates spring on a Christian clothes moths she has ever seen. (R/S) 1.45 a hand with the games. (R/S) 2.30 What PyeongChang, South Korea. (S) 2.00 farm in Derbyshire. (S) 1.00 BBC News/ Pilgrimage: The Road To Santiago Seven Would Your Kid Do? Parents guess Winter Paralympics Closing Ceremony Weather (S) 1.15 MOTD Live: The FA celebrities tackle a medieval pilgrimage. what their children will do in entertaining Coverage from PyeongChang Olympic Cup Wigan Athletic v Southampton (kick-off (R/S) 2.45 Money For Nothing (R/S) situations. Last in the series. (R/S) 3.30 Stadium in South Korea. (S) 3.15 FILM 1.30pm). (S) 3.35 A Question Of Sport 3.45 The World’s Most Extraordinary The Harbour The crowds arrive for the Epic Animated adventure, with the voice Light-hearted quiz. (R/S) 4.05 MOTD Live: Homes (R/S) 4.45 Back In Time For Tea Easter weekend and Whitsun holidays. of Amanda Seyfried. (Cert U, 98 mins. The FA Cup Leicester City v Chelsea. Gary (R/S) 5.45 FILM Catch Me If You Can (R/S) 4.00 Tipping Point Game show. 2013) (S) ★★★ 5.15 The Great Celebrity Lineker presents all the action from the Fact-based drama, starring Leonardo (R/S) 5.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bake Off For Stand Up To Cancer fourth quarter-final, which takes place at the DiCaprio, Tom Hanks and Martin Sheen. With contestants Louise Hazel, Joel Nick Hewer, Stacey Solomon, Ricky King Power Stadium (kick-off 4.30pm). (S) (Cert 12, 135 mins. 2002) (S) ★★★★ Dommett, Sinitta and Les Dennis. (R/S) Wilson and Perri Kiely take part. (R/S)

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6.35 BBC News (S) 6.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love 6.30 Channel 4 News/Weather 6 6.50 Regional News (S) Of Dogs An abandoned puppy is (S) pm brought in with a skin condition. (R/S) 6.30 ITV News/Weather (S) 6.45 Regional News/Weather (S)

7.00 Countryfile Pembrokeshire: 7.00 Celebrity Catchphrase 7.00 Britain’s Polar Bear Cub 7 Ellie Harrison assesses the effects of Stephen Mulhern hosts a celebrity Cameras go behind the scenes pm recent storms on Pembrokeshire’s special of the guessing game, at the Highland Wildlife Park near coastline, Adam Henson visits challenging Chris Kamara, Stacey Kingussie in Inverness-shire, Scotland’s Rural College to Solomon and Catherine Tyldesley to following efforts to breed the nation’s explore farming’s impact on global see it and say it. (S) first polar bear cub for 25 years. (S) warming, and Tom Heap looks at declining sales in lamb. (S)

8.00 Hold The Sunset Roger tries 8.00 Top Gear Matt LeBlanc tests 8.00 The Durrells New series. The 8.00 Escape To The Chateau 8 to become his mother’s carer. (S) the world’s fastest-accelerating car, family are surprised to find out that New series following a family’s efforts pm 8.30 Brooklyn Premiere. An with a little help from NASA. Chris Leslie has three different girlfriends, to restore a French chateau. In the Irish woman living with her Harris pens a heartfelt love letter to Margo takes up a job as Theo’s first edition, Dick and Angel have mother in the 1950s decides the Citroen 2CV, while Rory Reid assistant, and Aunt Hermione their hands full as they prepare to to make a fresh start in America. She samples some exciting cars from arrives in Corfu for good. (S) host seven weddings. (S) makes her home in New York, and South Korea. Dara O Briain and Ed falls in love. However, her past Byrne are the studio guests. (S) catches up with her when she receives bad news from Ireland, and 9.00 Famously Unfit 9.00 The Good Karma Hospital 9.00 Homeland Active Measures: 9 faces a harsh choice between her For Sport Relief Les New series. Ruby encounters new Carrie puts a plan in motion, Saul pm two homes. Drama based on Colm Dennis, Susannah challenges as a blistering heatwave visits a source and Keane makes a Toibin’s novel, starring Saoirse Constantine, Tameka hits Kerala, while Lydia decides desperate plea. Espionage drama, Ronan, Domhnall Gleeson, Jim Empson and Miles Jupp embark she is ready for her first solo night starring Claire Danes, Mandy Broadbent and Julie Walters. (Cert on a muscle-grinding mission to shift. Return of the medical drama, Patinkin and Elizabeth Marvel. (S) 12, 109 mins. 2015) (S) ★★★★ regain their fitness. (S) starring Amrita Acharia. (S)

10.10 BBC News (S) 10.00 The Mash Report (R/S) 10.05 ITV News/Weather (S) 10.05 13 10 10.30 Regional News (S) 10.30 Top Gear: Extra Gear 10.20 Peston On Sunday Political Commandments New pm 10.40 Paddy McGuinness’ Sport With guests Colin Turkington magazine, presented by Robert series. A provincial Belgian Relief Warm Up The host rows, and Brennan Reece. (S) Peston, with Allegra Stratton. (R/S) town is rocked by the walks and jogs from his home to the 10.55 Women’s Six Nations murder of a 16-year-old girl and the Sport Relief studio in Salford. (S) Highlights 2018 Round Five. (S) case takes a shocking turn.

11.40 FILM The Sentinel A secret service 11.25 FILM Being Blacker Molly Dineen’s 11.15 Six Nations Highlights Jill Douglas 11.00 FILM Solace (Cert 15, 99 mins. 2015) 11 agent is framed for murder as he tries to documentary about Blacker Dread, a presents action from the final round of (S) ★★★ 12.55 AM The Last Leg (R/S) 1.50 pm expose a neo-Nazi militant who has Jamaican-born reggae producer, fixtures, featuring England v Ireland, Wales v The Job Interview (R/S) 2.45 KOTV Boxing infiltrated the White House. Spy thriller, with businessman, father, son and pillar of the France and Italy v Scotland. (S) 12.10 AM Weekly (S) 3.25 Gillette World Sport (S) Michael Douglas and Kiefer Sutherland. community in Brixton. (Cert 15, 90 mins. Marcella (R/S) 1.00 Jackpot247 3.55 Undercover: Who’s Policing Your (Cert 12, 108 mins. 2006) (S) ★★ 2018) (S) ★★★ 12.55 AM Sign Zone: Interactive gaming. 3.00 Take On The Bank? – Channel 4 Dispatches (R/S) 4.25 1.25-6.00 AM BBC News (S) Question Time (R/S) 1.55 Sign Zone: Twisters (R/S) 3.50 Nightscreen Location, Location, Location (R/S) 5.20 Holby City The L Word. (R/S) 2.55-6.00 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R/S) Food Unwrapped (R/S) 5.45-6.00 Kirstie’s This Is BBC Two (S) Homemade Home (R/S) 68 lnsideSoap SUNDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 10.00 Football On 5: The Championship Colin Murray introduces highlights of the weekend’s games. (R/S) 10.55 Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend’s games in Leagues One and Two. (R/S) 11.25 FILM Getting Even With Dad Family comedy, starring Macaulay Culkin and Ted Danson. (Cert PG, 108 mins. 1994) (S) ★★ 1.30 PM FILM Richie Rich A super-rich youngster tries to stop his arch-rival stealing a fortune from his billionaire parents. Family comedy, starring Macaulay Culkin. (Cert PG, 90 mins. 1994) (S) ★★ 3.15 FILM My Girl Drama, with Anna Chlumsky and Macaulay Culkin. (Cert PG, 98 mins. 1991) (S) ★★★ 5.20 FILM Junior A fertility expert pioneers a treatment enabling men to become pregnant and decides to test it on himself. Comedy, with Arnold Schwarzenegger. (Cert PG, 105 mins. 1994) (S) ★★★

FAMOUSLY UNFIT FOR SPORT RELIEF | BBC2 9PM Fit for purpose 7.20pm Jumper TheTh fourf celebs l b taking part to undertake a major get-fit “The Behemoth”), the horror in this Sport Relief special – programme with a challenge at on their faces speaks volumes. Susannah Constantine, Miles the end of it – but when sports The first task awaiting them is Jupp, Tameka Empson and scientist Professor Greg Whyte the bleep test, which will bring Les Dennis – all have one thing shows them a glimpse of what back memories of PE lessons in common: they’re not at the their final test involves (it for many viewers – and it’s a peak of their physical fitness. includes thick mud, deep water sobering indicator of how much 7.20 Jumper A man with the So, for charity, they’ve agreed and an obstacle known as work lies ahead of them. ability to teleport is hunted by a secret religious society determined to wipe out all of his kind. Fantasy thriller, with Hayden Christensen and Samuel L Jackson. (Cert 12, 84 mins. 2008) (S) ★★★ An unholy sermon 13 COMMANDMENTS | Channel 4 10.05PM 8.55 5 News Weekend (S) Once again, Channel 4 is acting as a shop window for All4’s on-demand Walter Presents selection of world drama, as the entire run of this Belgian crime drama will be available to view following the transmission 9.00 The Equalizer of this episode. The series A retired secret agent applies follows jaded detective Peter his talents to the task of Devriendt and his partner Vicky helping victims of injustice. When he witnesses a prostitute being Degraeve on the trail of a self- beaten up by a pimp, he kills the described “modern-day Moses”, man, an act that draws him into a on a crime spree inspired by battle to the death with a Russian the 10 Commandments and crime syndicate. Action thriller based intended to show how society on the 1980s television series, has drifted apart from these starring Denzel Washington, Chloe Grace Moretz and Marton Csokas. values. Of course, one of those (Cert 15, 154 mins. 2014) (S) ★★★ commandments is “thou shalt not kill” – which the perpetrator eventually finds a loophole for. 11.35 FILM The Expendables 2 Action thriller sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone and Jean-Claude Van Damme. (Cert 15, 98 mins. BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 11.00-12.15pm Sunday Politics Northern Ireland BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main BBC1 except: 11.00-12.15pm Sunday 2012) (S) ★★★ 1.35 AM SuperCasino (S) Politics Scotland 11.40am Sportscene 12.40am FILM: The Sentinel 2.25 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.30-6.00 BBC News BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 3.10 Cowboy Builders Kidderminster. except: 11.00-12.15pm Sunday Politics Wales 3.35-4.05pm Iolo’s Snowdonia BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: 10.00pm Hame 10.30-10.55 Sunday (R/S) 4.00 World’s Most Pampered Pets Politics Northern Ireland BBC2 SCOTLAND as Main BBC2 except: 1.45pm Grand Tours Of Scotland 2.00 Pilgrimage: The Road To Santiago 3.00 Money For (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor Halls And Living Nothing 4.00 The World’s Most Extraordinary Homes 5.00 Back In Time For Tea 6.00 Sportscene 7.00-8.00 River City BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: Rooms. (R/S) 5.10 House Busters (R/S) 5.45pm Hairy Bikers Namibian BBQ 6.00 Scrum VS Six Nations Special 7.00-8.00 Licence To Thrill – Paul Hollywood Meets Aston Martin 10.00 FILM: A Little Chaos 11.50 Top Gear: Extra Gear 12.15am Women’s Six Nations Highlights 12.45-12.55 Coast SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 12.10am Teleshopping 1.10 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S) After Midnight 2.40 Nightscreen 5.30-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 69 INSIDE TV SUNDAY 18 March Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Sportswomen 6.00 AM Cold Case 6.00 AM Hour Of Power 6.30 The Real A&E 9.00 Without A Trace 7.00 Futurama 8.00 The 7.00 60 Minute Makeover 10.00 Without A Trace Simpsons 8.30 The 8.00 60 Minute Makeover 11.00 Without A Trace Simpsons 9.00 The 9.00 60 Minute Makeover 12.00 PM Without A Trace Simpsons 9.30 The 10.00 60 Minute Makeover 1.00 Without A Trace Simpsons 10.00 The 11.00 60 Minute Makeover 2.00 Micro Monsters With Simpsons 10.30 The 12.00 PM Nothing To David Attenborough Simpsons 11.00 WWE Declare 2.30 Micro Monsters With Raw Hlts 12.00 PM 12.30 Nothing To Declare David Attenborough MacGyver 1.00 Hawaii 1.00 Nothing To Declare 3.00 Micro Monsters With Five-0 2.00 Portrait 1.30 Nothing To Declare David Attenborough Artist Of The Year 2018 2.00 Nothing To Declare 3.30 Micro Monsters With 3.00 Futurama 2.30 Nothing To Declare David Attenborough 3.30 Modern Family 3.00 Nothing To Declare 4.00 Micro Monsters With 4.00 Modern Family 3.30 Nothing To Declare David Attenborough 4.30 Modern Family 4.00 UK Border Force 4.30 Micro Monsters With 5.00 Modern Family 5.00 UK Border Force David Attenborough 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 UK Border Force 5.00 Blue Bloods 6.00 The Simpsons

MERCY STREET | Drama 7PM up pretty much immediately 7.00 America’s Next 7.00 Blue Bloods A 7.00 The Simpsons in the wake of last year’s Top Model Beauty Is Night On The Town: Mayored To The Mob. 7 Movement: Reality series Danny tries to juggle work 7.30 The Simpsons This medical drama set finale. The staff of Mansion pm during the American Civil War House Hospital make a in which aspiring models and romance. Viva Ned Flanders. compete for a contract. returns tonight for its second shocking discovery and have season (also its final season, to act quickly to save one of 8.00 Chicago Fire The F 8.00 Blue Bloods Black 8.00 MacGyver Bullet following the programme’s their own, while an outbreak Is For: Casey and Severide And Blue: An incident at a And Pen: The LAPD 8 make the front page after church tests Frank’s interrupts the team’s cancellation by broadcaster of smallpox leads to a rift pm PBS in America), and picks a heroic rescue. diplomatic skills. Christmas celebration to between Jed and Mary. arrest Angus for terrorism.

MARVEL’S AGENTS OF SHIELD 9PM 9.00 Britain’s Most Evil 9.00 Save Me Residents 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 It is |E4 Killers Roy Whiting: A of The Towers stage a Christmas Eve and Danny 9 profile of Roy Whiting. reconstruction of tells Charlie a bedtime Daisy makes a connection with pm Jody’s abduction. story about a recent Five-0 a telepathic fellow champion case involving bad Santas. this week, which allows her and Simmons to present their 10.00 Criminal Minds 10.00 Real Time With 10.00 NCIS: Los case to Kasius – only to learn Cure: A killer is leaving Bill Maher Comedian Bill Angeles All Is Bright: The 10 cryptic messages inside Maher invites guests to team is forced to act fast pm a chilling fact about him. Also, the victims’ mouths. discuss the week’s events. when a cyber attack Deke and the others search for paralyses the city. more information on Level 35. 11.00 Blindspot Two 11.10 Britannia In the 11.00 The Blacklist Legendary Chums: Weller finale episode, Rome truly Abraham Stern: Red goes 11 reunites with his former shows the island of on the hunt for a fabled AHEAD OF THE CLASS 11PM pm | Alibi FBI partner for a risky Britannia how it conducts stash of money. Nathan Julie Walters stars in this one- undercover mission. its business. Lane guest stars. off drama from 2005, inspired 12.00 AM Criminal Minds 12.10 AM Billions 1.20 To Be 12.00 AM The Force: 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Announced 1.35 Dexter 2.45 Manchester 1.00 Arrow 2.00 by real-life events. Head teacher Investigation 2.00 Criminal Dexter 4.00 Fish Town 5.00- DC’s Legends Of Tomorrow Marie Stubbs delays her Minds 3.00 Criminal Minds 6.00 Fish Town 3.00 Most Shocking 4.00 4.00 Nothing To Declare 4.30 Stargate Atlantis 5.00-6.00 retirement to take on one final Nothing To Declare 5.00 Stargate Atlantis job: saving St George’s school Nothing To Declare 5.30-6.00 from closure after the murder of Nothing To Declare former head Philip Lawrence. W Alibi GOLD ITV Encore FOX Universal 6.10 AM Doctor Who Planet 7.00 AM Home Shopping 7.20 AM The Two Ronnies 6.00 AM Outside Edge Sex. 8.00 AM NCIS 9.00 NCIS 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Of The Ood. 7.00 MasterChef 7.10 Murdoch Mysteries 8.00 The Two Ronnies 8.50 6.25 Always And Everyone 10.00 NCIS 11.00 NCIS Teleshopping 8.00 White USA 8.00 MasterChef USA Invention Convention. 8.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 9.30 7.20 Always And Everyone 12.00 PM NCIS 1.00 The Collar 9.00 Major Crimes 9.00 MasterChef USA 10.00 Frankie Drake Mysteries Only Fools And Horses 10.50 8.15 Always And Everyone Mentalist 2.00 The Mentalist Final Cut. 10.00 Major Crimes MasterChef USA 11.00 Once Burnt Twice Spied. Only Fools And Horses 11.50 9.10 The Glass 10.05 My 3.00 The Mentalist 11.00 Major Crimes I Witness. MasterChef USA 12.00 PM 9.00 Murdoch Mysteries Only Fools And Horses Uncle Silas 10.30 My Uncle Redemption. 4.00 The 12.00 PM Major Crimes Doctor Who 42. 1.00 Doctor FLASH! 10.00 WPC 56 Cry, 1.10 PM Only Fools And Silas 11.00 Mapp And Lucia Mentalist The Scarlet Letter. D.O.A.. 1.00 Major Crimes Who Human Nature. 2.00 Cry, Cry. 11.00 WPC 56 Dead Horses 2.15 Only Fools And 12.05 PM Heartbeat 1.05 5.00 The Mentalist Red The Deep End. 2.00 NCIS Doctor Who The Family Of Man Dancing. 12.00 PM Horses 4.05 Only Fools And Heartbeat 2.10 The Ruth Badge. 6.00 Bull Home For Family Secret. 3.00 NCIS Blood. 3.00 Doctor Who WPC 56 Eye Of The Storm. Horses 5.25 dinnerladies Rendell Mysteries 3.25 The The Holidays. 7.00 NCIS Ravenous. 4.00 NCIS Iced. Blink. 4.00 My Family The 1.00 New Tricks Left Field. Diaries 6.30 Only Fools Ruth Rendell Mysteries 4.35 Double Down. 8.00 NCIS 5.00 NCIS Untouchable. 6.00 Second Greatest Story Ever 2.00 New Tricks Dark And Horses 8.10 Only Agatha Christie’s Poirot 6.45 High Tide. 9.00 American NCIS Bloodbath. 7.00 NCIS Told. 4.40 My Family 5.20 My Chocolate. 3.00 Sherlock Fools And Horses 9.00 The Agatha Christie’s Poirot 7.50 Dad! 9.30 American Dad! Jeopardy. 8.00 NCIS Light Family Misery. 6.00 David The Reichenbach Fall. 5.00 Royle Family 9.40 The Royle Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 10.00 Family Guy 10.30 Sleeper. 9.00 Chicago Med Beckham Into The Unknown Inspector George Gently Blue Family The Royles throw a Houdini & Doyle The Curse Family Guy 11.00 American Down By Law. 10.00 Law & 7.00 Inside The Ambulance For Bluebird. 7.00 Frankie party to celebrate baby Of Korzha. 10.00 Houdini & Dad! 11.30 American Dad! Order: Special Victims Unit In 8.00 Inside The Ambulance Drake Mysteries Once Burnt David’s christening. 10.20 Doyle The Monsters Of Shallow Vows. 12.00 AM Loco Parentis. 11.00 Law & 9.00 Louis Theroux: By Twice Spied. 8.00 Murdoch Bottom 11.00 Men Behaving Nethermoor. 11.00 The Level Family Guy 12.30 Family Guy Order: Special Victims Unit Reason Of Insanity 10.20 Mysteries FLASH! 9.00 Badly 12.20 AM Black Books 12.05 AM The Ruth Rendell 1.00 Baskets 1.30 Family Funny Valentine. 12.00 AM 999 Rescue Squad 11.20 Sherlock The Reichenbach 12.55 Black Books 1.30 Mysteries 1.15 Jekyll And Guy 2.00 Family Guy 2.30 Law & Order: Special Victims Motorway Cops: A Traffic Fall. 11.00 DON’T MISS! Men Behaving Badly 2.05 Hyde The Cutter. 2.15 Jekyll American Dad! 3.00 American Unit Undercover Blue. Cops Special 12.20 AM Ahead Of The Class 1.00 AM Monty Python: Before The And Hyde The Calyx. 3.15 Dad! 3.30 American Dad! 1.00 Law & Order: Special Inside The Ambulance 1.20 Inspector Alleyn Mysteries Flying Circus 3.10 Men Peak Practice 4.10 Peak 4.00 American Dad! 4.30 Victims Unit 2.00 Gone Doctor Who 2.10 Doctor Who 2.55 Frankie Drake Mysteries Behaving Badly 4.00-6.00 Practice 5.05-6.00 Peak American Dad! 5.00-8.00 3.00 Ransom 4.00 Numb3rs 3.00-6.15 Home Shopping 4.00-7.00 Home Shopping Home Shopping Practice Turn A Blind Eye. Teleshopping 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping 70 lnsideSoap DramaDave ITV2E4 More4 FREEVIEW 20 FREEVIEW 12 FREEVIEW 6 FREEVIEW 28 FREEVIEW 14 7.10 AM The Bill The Three 6.00 AM Home Shopping 6.00 AM The Planet’s 6.00 AM Hollyoaks 8.15 8.55 AM A New Life In Sergeants. 8.00 The Bill 7.10 Top Gear 8.00 Top Funniest Animals 6.20 Made In Chelsea 9.20 The Sun 10.00 A New Trade-Off. 9.00 The Bill Gear 9.00 Red Bull Emmerdale 9.25 Don’t Tell The Bride Life In The Sun 11.05 Vet Treading Water. 10.00 The Soapbox Race 10.00 Coronation Street 10.20 FILM Dragonball On The Hill 12.05 PM Bill Love And War – Part One. Road Cops 10.30 Road 12.25 PM You’ve Been Evolution Fantasy Come Dine With Me 11.00 The Bill Love And Cops 11.00 Road Cops Framed! Gold 12.55 The adventure. (Cert PG, 80 mins. 12.35 Come Dine With War – Part Two. 12.00 PM 11.30 Road Cops Voice UK 2.55 FILM 2009) ++12.00 PM Me 1.05 Come Dine With Mansfield Park 1.20 12.00 PM American Happy Feet Animated Rude(ish) Tube Shorts Me 1.40 Come Dine With Mansfield Park 2.40 Pickers 1.00 American adventure. Includes FYI Daily. 12.20 The Big Bang Me. 2.10 Come Dine With Mansfield Park 4.00 Pickers 2.00 Dynamo: (Cert U, 108 mins. 2006) Theory 4.20 The Me 2.40 Four In A Bed Catherine Cookson’s Tilly Magician Impossible 3.00 ++++5.05 FILM Hotel Goldbergs 4.50 Brooklyn 3.10 Four In A Bed 3.40 Trotter Part one of two. Would I Lie To You? 3.40 Rik Mayall in Bottom Transylvania 2 Premiere. Nine-Nine 5.20 Brooklyn Four In A Bed 4.10 Four Period drama about a Would I Lie To You? 4.20 Dracula teaches his grandson Nine-Nine 5.50 Young In A Bed 4.45 Four In A 19-year-old girl who is Would I Lie To You? 5.00 10.20pm GOLD how to be a monster. 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7.00 Mercy 7.00 Cop Car Workshop 7.00 PM Only Connect 7.00 The 7.25 Come Dine With Street New Dave has a BMW X5 Detectives v Beaks. Mummy: Tomb Me Milton Keynes. series. The armed response vehicle 7.30 University Of The Dragon 7.55 Grand Designs 7 pm staff unite to save one build to oversee. Challenge Student quiz. Emperor A family of New Zealand Chris of their own. explorers battles an evil Moller meets a couple Chinese Emperor who has who are building a 8.00 Maisie Raine 8.00 Cops UK: 8.00 Ancient Greece: risen from his tomb. penthouse apartment To Sleep: Maisie organises Bodycam Squad The Greatest Show On Fantasy adventure sequel, with a Balinese-inspired an operation to infiltrate Documentary series Earth Kings: The starring Brendan Fraser. rooftop garden as part 8 pm a highly professional ring following the work of the prevalence of theatre in Includes FYI Daily. (Cert of a development in the of automobile thieves. Staffordshire Police force. the fourth century BC. 12, 112 mins. 2008) ++ suburbs of Auckland.

9.00 Taggart Instrument 9.00 Have I Got A Bit 9.00 Andrew Marr On 9.00 Ibiza Weekender 9.00 Marvel’s 9.00 Father Ted Of Justice: An informant More Election News For Churchill: Blood, Sweat Reality show following Agents Of Escape From Victory. is due to give evidence You With Alan Johnson, And Oil Paint Winston revellers and reps making SHIELD 9.35 Father Ted Kicking 9 pm against his former boss, Ross Noble, Ian Hislop Churchill’s love of painting. the most of their lives on A Life Earned. Bishop Brennan Up The one of Glasgow’s most and Paul Merton. the holiday island. A***: Ted makes a forfeit. powerful gang leaders – but police fail to get the 10.00 Unspun With Matt 10.00 13 10.00 Family Guy Dog 10.00 2 Guns 10.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats witness to court. Drama, Forde Last in the series. Minutes Premiere. Bites Bear: Brian mutilates Two undercover Does Countdown With with Mark McManus. 10.30 Live At The Apollo Drama, starring Stewie’s teddy bear. agents become Sean Lock, Bill Bailey, 10 pm With Rob Brydon, Sarah Christian Friedel. (Cert 15, 10.30 Family Guy fugitives after a disastrous Paul Foot, Rob Delaney Millican and Jason Byrne. 111 mins. 2015) +++ Mother Tucker. sting, but each thinks the and Nina Conti. other is a real criminal. 11.50 Silent Witness 11.30 Room 101 11.45 The Riviera: A 11.00 Family Guy You Action adventure, starring 11.10 Very British Terror: Feature-length With Jason Manford, History In Pictures May Now Kiss The, Uh, Denzel Washington and Problems A host of episode. Two suspected Paloma Faith and Painting Paradise: Artists Guy Who Receives. Mark Wahlberg. (Cert 15, celebrities recall sex 11 pm terrorists and a policeman Deborah Meaden. who lived and painted on 11.30 American Dad! 104 mins. 2013) +++ education classes, and are shot and killed. France’s Cote d’Azur. 11.55 American Dad! mouldy PE kits.

2.00 AM Mercy Street 2.55 12.10 AM Room 101 12.50 12.45 AM The Riviera: A 12.25 AM FILM Keith Lemon: 12.10 AM The Big Bang 12.15 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen Crusoe 4.00-6.00 Home Have I Got A Bit More History In Pictures 1.45 The Film (Cert 15, 81 mins. Theory 12.40 The Big Bang Nightmares USA 1.10 8 Out Shopping Election News For You 1.50 Ancient Greece: The 2012) +2.05 Totally Bonkers Theory 1.05 Five Star Hotel Of 10 Cats Does Countdown QI XL 2.40 Room 101 3.10 Greatest Show On Earth 2.45 Guinness World Records 2.10 Five Star Hotel 3.00 2.15 Car SOS 3.10-3.50 8 Room 101 4.00-6.00 Home Andrew Marr On Churchill: 2.20 Teleshopping 5.50-6.00 First Dates Abroad 3.25-6.00 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut Shopping Blood, Sweat And Oil Paint Nightscreen Hollyoaks 3.45-4.00 Sounds Of The Seventies

CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 7.30 AM The Key Of David 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Murder, She Wrote 6.00 AM Quincy ME 6.50 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 8.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 Person Of Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Storage Wars 7.10 Storage Cake Hunters 9.30 The Dynasty Viva Las Vegas. Interest 10.00 Law & Order 10.15 Will & Grace 10.50 Will Heartbeat 8.55 Heartbeat Wars 7.40 Storage Wars 8.10 Bachelor 11.20 Million Dollar 10.00 Dynasty The 11.00 Law & Order 12.00 PM & Grace 11.15 Will & Grace 10.00 FILM Columbo: Storage Wars 8.35 Storage Listing: LA 12.20 PM The Miscarriage. 11.00 Dynasty FILM Columbo: Ashes To 11.45 Will & Grace 12.15 PM Playback Crime drama, with Wars 9.05 Pawn Stars 9.30 Real Housewives Of New The Mid-East Meeting. Ashes (Cert PG, 86 mins. Will & Grace 12.40 Will & Peter Falk. (Cert PG, 73 mins. Pawn Stars 9.55 Pawn Stars York City 1.15 The Real 12.00 PM Dynasty The 1998) +++2.00 FILM Grace 1.10 Will & Grace 1.40 1975) +++11.40 A Touch Of 10.25 Pawn Stars 10.50 Housewives Of New York City Psychiatrist. 1.00 Dynasty Columbo: Uneasy Lies The Will & Grace 2.10 Will & Grace Frost 1.55 PM A Touch Of FILM How The West Was 2.10 The Real Housewives Of Sammy Jo And Steven Marry. Crown (Cert PG, 97 mins. 2.35 Will & Grace 3.05 FILM Frost 4.00 Vera 6.00 The Won Includes FYI Daily. New York City 3.05 The Real 2.00 Unsolved Mysteries 1990) ++4.05 FILM Nim’s Island (Cert U, 96 mins. Durrells 7.00 The Durrells (Cert PG, 157 mins. 1962) Housewives Of New York City 3.00 Unsolved Mysteries Columbo: An Exercise In 2008) +++5.00 Can’t Pay? 8.00 Paul O’Grady: For The ++++2.00 PM Goodwood 4.05 The Real Housewives 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries Fatality (Cert PG, 89 mins. We’ll Take It Away 6.00 Can’t Love Of Dogs 8.30 Paul Members Meeting 4.00 Of New York City 5.00 The 5.00 Unsolved Mysteries 1974) +++6.05 NCIS: New Pay? We’ll Take It Away 7.00 O’Grady: For The Love Of Hornblower 6.10 FILM On Bachelor USA 7.00 Chris & 6.00 ER 7.00 ER House Of Orleans 7.00 NCIS: New Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Dogs 9.00 Joanna Lumley’s Her Majesty’s Secret Service Olivia: Crackin’ On 8.00 Sam Cards. 8.00 ER Men Plan, Orleans 8.00 NCIS 9.00 NCIS 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Trans-Siberian Adventure Includes FYI Daily. (Cert PG, And Billie Faiers: The Mummy God Laughs. 9.00 ER Love 10.00 CSI: NY 11.00 CSI: NY Away 9.00 FILM Green 10.00 FILM The Theory Of 140 mins. 1969) +++9.00 Diaries 9.00 Botched Mo’ Among The Ruins. 10.00 11.55 Law & Order: Special Lantern (Cert 12, 113 mins. Everything Biopic, starring FILM Windtalkers Includes Steroids Mo’ Problems. 10.00 ER Motherhood. 11.00 Victims Unit 12.55 AM Law & 2011) ++11.15 FILM Silent Eddie Redmayne. (Cert 12, FYI Daily. (Cert 15, 129 mins. The Real Housewives Of Bad Girls Rough Justice. Order: Special Victims Unit Hill: Revelation (Cert 15, 94 120 mins. 2014) ++++ 2002) ++11.50 FILM Atlanta Ghosts Of Girlfriends 12.05 AM Bad Girls Facing Born 1.50 Law & Order: mins. 2012) +++1.10 AM 12.30 AM Inspector Morse Above The Law Includes Past. 11.00 Southern Charm Up. 1.10 Bad Girls Oh, What Special Victims Unit 2.50 Law Riverdale 2.05 Big Family 2.25 Blue Murder 3.40 Rising FYI Daily. (Cert 18, 94 mins. Reunion. 12.00 AM Marriage A Night! 2.15 Bad Girls 3.25 & Order: Special Victims 3.50 Values: More Kids Than Cash Damp 4.05 Road To Avonlea 1988) ++1.55 AM River Boot Camp: Reality Stars Bad Girls 4.30 Judge Judy Access 4.00-6.00 3.05 100 Per Cent Hotter 4.55 Road To Avonlea 5.50- Monsters 2.50 Nightscreen Deception Indicated. 12.55- 5.00-9.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Nightscreen 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 71 INSIDE TV MONDAY 19 March BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Holding Back 6.00 AM The Repair Shop (R/S) 6.30 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain (S) 8.30 6.00 AM Countdown (R/S) 6.45 3rd Rock 6 The Years (S) 10.00 Homes Under The Holding Back The Years (R/S) 7.15 The Lorraine (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show From The Sun Romeo And Juliet And Dick. am Hammer Properties in south London, Derby Sheriffs Are Coming (R/S) 8.00 Sign (S) 10.30 This Morning Celebrity chat and (R/S) 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun Guilty and Kent. (R/S) 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Zone: Hugh’s Wild West (R/S) 9.00 lifestyle features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose As Dick. (R/S) 7.35 Everybody Loves Coming (S) 11.45 Caught Red Handed Victoria Derbyshire (S) 11.00 BBC Women The panellists are joined by singer Raymond Frank Goes Downstairs. (R/S) (R/S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt From the Newsroom Live (S) 11.30 The Week In Alexandra Burke for more topical studio 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond Jealous Royal Welsh Showground in Builth Wells, Parliament (S) 12.00 PM Daily Politics discussion from a female perspective. (S) Robert. (R/S) 8.30 Frasier The Candidate. Powys. (S) 1.00 BBC News At One; Parliamentary report. (S) 1.00 Women’s 1.30 Lunchtime News/Weather (S) 1.55 (R/S) 9.05 Frasier Adventures In Paradise Weather (S) 1.30 Regional News (S) 1.45 Six Nations Highlights Action from the Regional News/Weather (S) 2.00 Judge – Part One. (R/S) 9.35 Frasier Adventures Doctors All Art Is Theft: Daniel hunts for a final round of fixtures, including England v Rinder Cameras follow criminal barrister In Paradise – Part Two. (R/S) 10.05 student who has stolen his identity. (S) 2.15 Ireland. (R/S) 1.30 Yes Chef Nigel Haworth. Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA The A Place To Call Home Do Not Go Gently: (R/S) 2.15 Your Home In Their Hands in a studio courtroom. (S) 3.00 Dickinson’s Olde Stone Mill. (R/S) 11.00 Undercover Romantic drama, starring Marta Dusseldorp. Gill Machins & Daleys: A run-down home Real Deal The experts cast an eye over Boss USA (R/S) 12.00 PM Channel 4 (S) 3.00 Escape To The Country and a house with a culture clash. Last in items in Fleetwood, Lancashire. (R/S) News/Weather Summary (S) 12.05 Come Searching for a rural retreat in north Wales. the series. (R/S) 3.15 Planet Earth Ice 3.59 ITV London Weather (S) 4.00 Dine With Me Stafford. (R/S) 1.05 Posh (R/S) 3.45 Money For Nothing New series. Worlds: Wildlife in the polar regions. (R/S) Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts Pawnbrokers (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) Return of the programme in which reclaimed 4.15 Spy In The Wild Love: Camouflaged the arcade-themed quiz show in which 3.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away items are transformed. (S) 4.30 Flog It! spy cameras go ‘undercover’ in the animal contestants drop tokens down a choice Norfolk v Granada. (R/S) 4.00 A New Life Weston-Super-Mare 26: Making a profit at world. (R/S) 5.15 Put Your Money Where of four chutes in the hope of winning a In The Sun (S) 5.00 Four In A Bed (R/S) auction. (R/S) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show, Your Mouth Is Eric Knowles v Ochuko £10,000 jackpot. (S) 5.00 The Chase DON’T MISS! 5.30 Star Boot Sale New hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (R/S) Ojiri: UK Antiques Fair. (R/S) Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S) series. Celebrities try to raise money. (S)

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6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show, 6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.00 The Simpsons Black-Eyed, 6 (S) hosted by Jeremy Vine. (S) 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S) Please: With Richard Dawkins. (R/S) pm 6.30 Regional News (S) 6.30 The Repair Shop The team 6.30 Hollyoaks restores a rosewood table, a panda Mandy and Luke get bear and a toy steamboat. (S) ready for their trip to Florida. (S)

7.00 The One Show Presented 7.00 Top Gear Matt LeBlanc tests 7.00 Emmerdale 7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather 7 by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. (S) the world’s fastest-accelerating car, Bernice is determined (S) pm 7.30 Britain’s Equal Pay Scandal with a little help from NASA. Chris to make Liv tell the truth. (S) – Panorama Jane Corbin meets Harris pens a heartfelt love letter to 7.30 Coronation Street workers from around the UK who the Citroen 2CV, while Rory Reid David is sickened by the are fighting for pay equality between samples some exciting cars from events of last night and Leanne men and women – even if the South Korea. Dara O Briain and Ed follows Toyah and Eva to their costs run into the billions. (S) Byrne are the studio guests. (R/S) ‘foreign language class’. (S)

8.00 EastEnders As 8.00 Only Connect The Vikings 8.00 The Kyle Files Jeremy Kyle 8.00 The Truth About Your Pay: 8 Stacey and Mo try to take on the Inquisitors in the first investigates people’s rising Channel 4 Dispatches A report pm find the money to give Kat the send- of the quarter-final matches. (S) obsession with how they look. (S) on the gender pay gap. (S) off she deserves, Martin comes up 8.30 University Challenge 8.30 Coronation Street 8.30 Food Unwrapped Matt with an idea to raise the cash. (S) The quarter-final matches continue Josh shows no remorse for Tebbutt discover if balls of Edam 8.30 Classic Mary Berry The food as two teams of four students his assault, while Eva and Toyah try were once used as cannonballs. writer demonstrates a range of compete to make it to the next to get rid of Leanne as they’re really Last in the series. (S) recipes for entertaining guests. (S) stage of the competition. (S) heading to an antenatal class. (S)

9.00 MasterChef Seven more 9.00 The Funeral 9.00 Marcella Upon discovering the 9.00 24 Hours In Police Custody 9 contenders compete in the final Murders Documentary murderer’s lair, Marcella learns the Frequent Flyers: Cameras follow as pm week of heats, with their first task examining the deadly horrifying truth about the scale of the police search for a couple who they being to invent and then cook one series of events killer’s crimes, while Reg tells Alan he believe have exploited a vulnerable dish using ingredients from the connecting two funerals in Belfast in wants to come clean to the police. (S) woman by taking over her flat in MasterChef Market. (S) March 1988. (S) order to use it as a drugs base. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.00 QI Oceans: Aisling Bea, Joe 10.00 ITV News At Ten (S) 10.00 Electric Dreams: Kill All 10 10.30 Regional News (S) Lycett and David Mitchell join regular 10.35 Regional News/Weather (S) Others A man is found hanged from pm 10.45 Imagine – Andrew Lloyd panellist Alan Davies and host Sandi 10.50 100 Years Younger In 21 a billboard, apparently murdered and Webber: Memories Alan Yentob Toksvig for an unconventional look Days The celebrities learn about inexplicably ignored by passers-by. chats to the composer. (S) at the oceans. (R/S) their brains and how they are (S) 10.30 Newsnight (S) key to ageing well. (R/S)

12.15 AM Have I Got A Bit More Old 11.15 Pilgrimage: The Road To Santiago 11.45 The Kyle Files Jeremy Kyle 11.05 One Killer Punch Documentary 11 News For You Another chance to see an Seven celebrities tackle a medieval investigates people’s rising obsession with exploring the consequences of deadly single pm extended edition of the satirical quiz, with pilgrimage. (R/S) 12.15 AM Sign Zone: how they look and the increasingly hits. (R/S) 12.05 AM Seven Year Switch team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. Taking On Putin – Panorama (R/S) 12.45 dangerous lengths to which they go to (R/S) 1.00 One Born Every Minute (R/S) (R/S) 1.00-6.00 BBC News (S) Sign Zone: Countryfile The Lothians And achieve the perfect body. (R/S) 12.15 AM 1.55 World Of Weird (R/S) 2.50 The Borders. (R/S) 1.40 Sign Zone: Imagine Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 3.00 Question Jury (R/S) 3.45 Coast Vs – Philip Pullman: Angels And Daemons The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their Country (R/S) 4.35 Location, Location, (R/S) 2.40-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) differences. (R/S) 3.55 Nightscreen Location Windsor And Sheffield Revisits. 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R/S) (R/S) 5.35-6.00 Food Unwrapped (R/S) 72 lnsideSoap MONDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff Debate on issues of the day. 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Agents try to recover over £7,000 owed by a restaurant owner. (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 The Gadget Show A new model laser projector is pitted against a top-notch TV to see how they compare. (R/S) 1.10 Access (S) 1.15 Home And Away Leah learns the frightening truth behind Jasmine’s arrival. (S) 1.45 Neighbours Izzy is left effectively penniless. (S) 2.20 NCIS Corporal Punishment. (R/S) 3.20 FILM A Deadly Affair Suspecting her husband of having an affair, an author trails him to the house he has been renovating, only to find his dead body. Thriller, starring Valerie Azlynn. (Cert PG, 100 mins. 2017) (S) ★★★★ 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

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11pm The X-Files Dead reckoning OnO 1616M March h198 1988, during the after driving into the funeral and in this film, Vanessa Engle 6.00 Home And Away funerals of three Provisional IRA procession of one of Stone’s seeks a new understanding of Tori finds herself torn between her loyalty to Ash and volunteers in Belfast, Michael victims, apparently by accident the events. It features relatives her duty as a doctor. (R/S) Stone attacked mourners with – though it was perceived by of the men who died at the first 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) guns and hand grenades, killing mourners as a repeat attack. funeral – Kevin Brady, Thomas three people and injuring many The incidents have become McErlean and John Murray – 7.00 Anglo-Welsh Cup more. Several days later, two renowned as one of the darkest speaking to the media for the Highlights Mark Durden-Smith British Army corporals died eras in Northern Ireland’s history, first time about their deaths. and David Flatman present action from the final, which took place at Kingsholm in Gloucester. Last in the series. (S) Bargain basements 8.00 Extreme Winter Road STAR BOOT SALE | Channel 4 5.30PM Rescue A team is called out during the night to deal with an This is another one of those overturned lorry laden with 25 tons cases where the title of a of bricks, and an engineer works in sub-zero conditions in Perthshire. programme describes what Last in the series. (S) it’s about so perfectly that it almost makes our role redundant – but we need this 9.00 Terror In The Air: Flights job, so let’s delve into it a little Out Of Control Footage captured deeper. In this new daily series, by passengers on board plane journeys that went wrong, including celebrities will be having a an aircraft crashing on a busy rummage around inside their freeway and a mountain rescue homes, looking for goods mission going awry. (S) and memorabilia that they can sell at boot sales around the 10.00 Armed And Deadly: country – and all of the profits Police UK Firearms officers reflect on difficult and potentially deadly go to their favourite good situations, including the longest cause. Anthea Turner and siege in British police history and Made In Chelsea star Sam a Christmas Day stand-off. (S) Thompson are among those taking part later in the week, 11.00 The X-Files Familiar. (S) but up first? It’s Joe Pasquale. 12.00 AM Traffic Cops: On The Edge (R/S) 12.55 Britain’s Greatest Bridges Clifton Suspension Bridge. (S) 1.15 SuperCasino (S) 3.10 Cowboy Builders BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.40pm True North: Tractor Mad 11.10 Imagine – Andrew Lloyd Webber: Memories 12.40-6.00am BBC News BBC1 Moulsecoomb Revisit. (R/S) 4.00 Tribal WALES as Main BBC1 except: 7.30-8.00pm X-Ray 10.40 Flex Lewis: Superstar Bodybuilder 11.45 Britain’s Equal Pay Scandal – Panorama 12.15am Imagine – Teens Peru. (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor Andrew Lloyd Webber: Memories 1.45 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.50-6.00 BBC News BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: 1.00pm St Patrick’s Day (R/S) 5.10 House Busters (R/S) Schools’ Cup Finals 4.45-5.15 Women’s Six Nations Highlights BBC2 SCOTLAND as Main BBC2 except: 9.00-10.00pm Secrets Of The Masons 11.15-12.15 The Funeral Murders WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.30pm ITV News Wales At Six 10.50 Sharp End 11.20-11.45 Love Your Garden SCOTTISH as Main ITV 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S) except: 11.10 100 Years Younger In 21 Days 12.05am Teleshopping 1.05 After Midnight 2.35 Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 73 INSIDE TV MONDAY 19 March Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 6.00 AM The Guest Wing 6.00 AM Monkey Life 7.00 Highway Patrol 7.30 7.00 Storm City 8.00 6.30 Monkey Life 7.00 Border Patrol 8.00 UK Richard E Grant’s Hotel RSPCA Animal Rescue Border Force 9.00 Secrets 9.00 The West 7.30 RSPCA Animal Criminal Minds 10.00 Wing 10.00 The West Rescue 8.00 Motorway Cold Case 11.00 The Wing 11.00 House Patrol 8.30 Motorway Biggest Loser: Australia Birthmarks. 12.00 PM Patrol 9.00 Road Wars 12.00 PM Obese: A Year House Lucky Thirteen. 10.00 Warehouse 13 To Save My Life USA 1.00 1.00 Without A Trace Merge With Caution. 11.00 The Real A&E 2.00 Stop, Doppelganger. 2.00 Micro Forever 12.00 PM NCIS: Search, Seize 3.00 Monsters With David Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Nothing To Declare UK Attenborough Family. 2.30 Five-0 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.30 Nothing To Declare Micro Monsters With 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles UK 4.00 Nothing To David Attenborough Rage. 4.00 Stargate SG-1 Declare 4.30 Nothing To Colony. 3.00 The West 5.00 The Simpsons Lisa Declare 5.00 CSI: Crime Wing Impact Winter. 4.00 Gets An A. 5.30 Futurama Scene Investigation 6.00 The West Wing Faith-Based 6.00 Futurama 6.30 Criminal Minds To Hell – Initiative. 5.00 House Joy. The Simpsons Wild And Back – Part One. 6.00 House The Itch. Barts Can’t Be Broken.

GONE | Universal 9PM spent her time teaching self- 7.00 The Real A&E 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 7.00 The Simpsons defence and avoiding her 7.30 The Real A&E Investigation $35K OBO: Sunday, Cruddy Sunday: 7 Doctors fear a teenager The team’s efforts to track Dolly Parton guest stars. Kick Lannigan (no, that’s not mum – but then she gets an pm a misprint – her actual name unexpected offer from Frank has a disfiguring disease. down a couple’s 7.30 The Simpsons murderers are hampered. Homer To The Max. is Kit, but she goes by Kick) to join his missing persons was abducted as a child and task force. Charismatic leads 8.00 Elementary 8.00 Blue Bloods Lonely 8.00 rescued by an FBI team led and compelling backstories Rekt In Real Life: A former Hearts Club: Jackie goes Ghostbusters II 8 professional eSports video undercover as an escort to The spectre- by agent Frank Novak. In the make this crime drama a cut pm 15 years since, Kick has player is murdered during catch a serial killer. hunting team reunites to above the usual procedural. a live stream. save New York from a river of slime generated by the FIVE STAR HOTEL 10PM 9.00 Criminal Minds 9.00 Hotspots: On negativity of the city’s |E4 Miasma: The New Orleans The Frontline inhabitants. Comedy 9 police discover a mass sequel, starring Bill Murray Following Friday’s firing, a pm grave inside a vandalised and Dan Aykroyd. (Cert new celebrity arrives to join the crypt in a local cemetery. PG, 104 mins. 1989) +++ surviving stars in their duties. Tonight’s mission involves 10.00 Blindspot Warning 10.00 Last Week 10.05 A League Of Their matchmaking for the single Shot: The team Tonight With John Own Best Of: The best 10 investigates when a Oliver moments from the latest pm holidaymakers, but Joey Essex dangerous piece of 10.35 Our Cartoon series of the comedy quiz finds himself distracted by his technology is stolen. President State Dinner. hosted by James Corden. own romantic adventures… 11.00 Criminal Minds 11.10 Real Time With 11.00 The Force: Essex Seven Seconds: The Bill Maher Comedian Bank Holiday Blues And 11 agents fear a serial killer Bill Maher invites three Twos: Police are called to DARA O BRIAIN’S GO 8 BIT 10PM pm | Dave may have struck again guests to discuss the a mass brawl on the front Nish Kumar’s Taskmaster when a girl disappears. week’s events. at Southend-on-Sea. tenure was characterised by 12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene 12.20 AM Crashing 12.55 12.00 AM Ross Kemp: Investigation 1.00 Cold Case Divorce 1.30 Here And Now Extreme World 1.00 Brit him being endearingly rubbish 2.00 How To Get Away With 2.40 Dexter 4.00 The West Cops: Rapid Response 2.00 at nearly everything. Can he Murder 3.00 Motorway Patrol Wing 5.00-6.00 The West Most Shocking 3.00 The 3.30 Motorway Patrol 4.00 Wing Force: Essex 4.00 It’s Me redeem himself with video Nothing To Declare UK 4.30 Or The Dog 4.30 It’s Me Or game prowess tonight, or will Nothing To Declare UK 5.00- The Dog 5.00 Futurama 6.00 The Biggest Loser: 5.30-6.00 Futurama Anna Richardson beat him to Australia the top of the scoreboard? W Alibi GOLD ITV Encore FOX Universal 6.15 AM MasterChef USA 7.00 AM Home Shopping 7.20 AM The Piglet Files 6.00 AM Upstairs, Downstairs 8.00 AM Body Of Proof 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 7.00 MasterChef USA 8.00 7.10 Sue Thomas: FBEye 7.45 Waiting For God 8.20 6.55 Upstairs, Downstairs Body Of Proof 10.00 The Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol Tipping Point 9.00 Tipping 8.00 New Tricks 9.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 9.00 7.50 Robin Of Sherwood Mentalist 11.00 The Mentalist China Dolls. 9.00 Sea Patrol Point 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Murdoch Mysteries 10.00 Last Of The Summer Wine 8.50 Always And Everyone 12.00 PM NCIS 1.00 NCIS Guns. 10.00 Law & Order Tipping Point 12.00 PM Sue Thomas: FBEye 11.00 11.00 My Family 11.40 My 9.55 Heartbeat Closing The Rock And A Hard Place. 2.00 Sweetie. 11.00 Law & Order Tipping Point 1.00 Dangerfield 12.00 PM Father Hero 12.20 PM Only Fools Book. 10.55 Peak Practice NCIS Crescent City – Part Zero. 12.00 PM Law & Order Supernanny US 2.00 Brown The Mask Of The And Horses 2.00 As Time Turn A Blind Eye. 12.00 PM One. 3.00 Body Of Proof Chattel. 1.00 Law & Order By MasterChef Junior USA Demon. 1.00 Death In Goes By 2.40 Waiting For Robin Of Sherwood The Cold-Blooded. 4.00 Body Of Perjury. 2.00 NCIS Witch 3.00 Extreme Makeover: Paradise 2.00 Sue Thomas: God 3.20 My Hero 4.00 Last Prophecy. 1.10 Always And Proof Occupational Hazards. Hunt. 3.00 NCIS Sandblast. Home Edition 4.00 Extreme FBEye Billy The Kid. 3.00 Of The Summer Wine 6.00 As Everyone 2.15 Peak Practice 5.00 The Mentalist Red 4.00 NCIS Once A Hero. 5.00 Makeover: Home Edition 5.00 Murdoch Mysteries Evil Eye Time Goes By 6.40 Only Comrades In Arms. 3.20 Menace. 6.00 The Mentalist NCIS Twisted Sister. 6.00 Tipping Point 6.00 Tipping Of Egypt. 4.00 New Tricks Fools And Horses 7.20 Dad’s Heartbeat 4.25 Upstairs, Red Scare. 7.00 NCIS NCIS Smoked. 7.00 NCIS Point 7.00 MasterChef Tender Loving Care. 5.00 Army 8.00 dinnerladies Downstairs Facing Fearful Crescent City – Part Two. 8.00 Driven. 8.00 NCIS Suspicion. Junior USA 8.00 Inside The Dangerfield The End Of The 8.40 dinnerladies 9.20 Only Odds. 5.35 Upstairs, NCIS Page Not Found. 9.00 9.00 DON’T MISS! Gone Ambulance 9.00 One Born Affair. 6.00 Father Brown The Fools And Horses 11.00 Downstairs 6.50 Agatha The Walking Dead 10.00 Pilot. 10.00 Chicago Med Every Minute 10.00 Babies: Mask Of The Demon. 7.00 Gavin & Stacey 11.40 Come Christie’s Poirot 7.55 Agatha Talking Dead 11.00 The Down By Law. 11.00 Law & Special Delivery 11.00 The Death In Paradise 8.00 Miss Fly With Me 12.20 AM Vic Christie’s Poirot 9.00 The Walking Dead 12.00 AM Order: Special Victims Unit Catherine Tate Show 11.40 Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Reeves Big Night Out 12.55 Loch 10.00 Prime Suspect Talking Dead 1.00 The Parts. 12.00 AM Law & Order: The Catherine Tate Show Death By Miss Adventure. Vic Reeves Big Night Out 1973 11.00 Whitechapel Walking Dead Dead Or Alive Special Victims Unit Goliath. 12.20 AM EastEnders 9.00 Murdoch Mysteries 1.30 Come Fly With Me 12.00 AM Whitechapel 1.05 Or. 2.00 The Walking Dead 1.00 Law & Order: Special 1.00 Doctor Who 1.50 10.00 Death In Paradise 2.05 Gimme Gimme Gimme Whitechapel 1.55 The Level 3.00 Family Guy 3.30 Family Victims Unit Trials. 2.00 Doctor Who Fear Her. 11.20 Murdoch Mysteries 2.35 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 2.50 Robin Of Sherwood Guy Chick Cancer. 4.00 Numb3rs Dreamland. 3.00 2.40 Judge Faith Baby Boy 12.20 AM Castle 1.20 Castle 3.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 3.50 Always And Everyone American Dad! 4.30 American Numb3rs Shadow Markets. Tenant/Look What I Can Do. 2.10 Ahead Of The Class 3.25 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 4.45 Peak Practice 5.40- Dad! May The Best Stan Win. 4.00 Numb3rs Ultimatum. 3.00-6.15 Home Shopping 4.00-7.00 Home Shopping 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping 6.00 ITV Encore Nightscreen 5.00-8.00 Teleshopping 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping 74 lnsideSoap DramaDave ITV2E4 More4 FREEVIEW 20 FREEVIEW 12 FREEVIEW 6 FREEVIEW 28 FREEVIEW 14 7.10 AM Death Comes To 6.00 AM Home Shopping 6.00 AM The Planet’s 6.00 AM Hollyoaks 7.00 8.55 AM Food Unwrapped Pemberley 8.00 London’s 7.10 Scrapheap Funniest Animals 6.20 Rules Of Engagement 9.30 A Place In The Sun: Burning 9.00 Casualty Challenge Airboats. 8.10 Totally Bonkers Guinness 8.00 How I Met Your Winter Sun 10.30 A Place Place Of Safety. 10.00 American Pickers World Records 7.10 Mother 9.00 New Girl In The Sun: Winter Sun Bergerac 11.00 The Bill Backroad Samurai. 9.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 10.00 2 Broke Girls 11.00 11.35 Four In A Bed 12.00 PM New Tricks Storage Hunters UK 9.30 7.55 Emmerdale 8.20 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.05 PM Four In A Bed Diamond Geezers. 1.00 Last Storage Hunters UK Coronation Street 8.55 12.00 PM The Goldbergs 12.35 Four In A Bed 1.05 Of The Summer Wine An 10.00 American Pickers Coronation Street 9.25 1.00 The Big Bang Four In A Bed 1.40 Four Apple A Day. 1.40 Bread 11.00 American Pickers The Ellen DeGeneres Theory 2.00 How I Met In A Bed 2.10 Come Dine 2.20 Birds Of A Feather 12.00 PM American Show 10.20 The Bachelor Your Mother 2.30 How I With Me 2.40 Come Dine Cheat!. 3.00 London’s Pickers The Doctor Is In. Last Week Tonight Part One. 12.15 PM Met Your Mother 3.00 With Me 3.15 Come Dine Burning 4.00 New Tricks 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Top Emmerdale 12.45 New Girl 3.30 New Girl With Me 3.50 Come Dine Diamond Geezers. 5.00 Gear 3.00 Impossible With John Oliver Coronation Street 1.15 4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine With Me 4.20 Come Dine Bergerac Natural Enemies. Engineering Aircraft Carrier. 10pm Sky Atlantic Coronation Street 1.45 4.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine With Me 4.50 A Place In 6.00 Steptoe And Son The 4.00 World’s Most The Ellen DeGeneres 5.00 The Goldbergs 5.30 The Sun: Home Or Away Bonds That Bind Us. 6.40 Dangerous Roads Ho Chi Show 2.35 The Jeremy The Goldbergs 6.00 The 5.55 A Place In The Sun: Last Of The Summer Minh Trail. 5.00 Top Gear BBC4 Kyle Show 4.55 Judge Big Bang Theory 6.30 Home Or Away 6.55 Wine An Apple A Day. 6.00 Top Gear FREEVIEW 9 Rinder 6.00 Take Me Out The Big Bang Theory The Supervet

7.20 Last Of The 7.00 World’s Most 7.00 PM Beyond 100 7.30 You’ve Been 7.00 Hollyoaks Damon 7.55 Grand Designs Summer Wine Smiler Dangerous Roads Days News and analysis. Framed! Gold A pelican and Brody prepare for Kevin McCloud revisits finds himself pursued Sue Perkins and Charley 7.30 Great Irish pushes a boy off a pier. Maggie’s funeral. Jim and Simone Fairfull, 7 pm by a wanton gold-digger Boorman travel along Journeys With Martha 7.30 My Hotter Half Two who built a light-filled who thinks he’s rich. Alaska’s Dalton Highway. Kearney Last in the series. more couples take part. glass pavilion projecting over a private Scottish 8.00 Hetty Wainthropp 8.00 Cop Car Workshop 8.00 Treasures Of The 8.00 Two And A Half 8.00 The Big Bang loch, to see if it has Investigates Hetty Head of Fleet Services Indus The Other Side Of Men Grab A Feather And Theory delivered all it promised. investigates the apparent John Heussi and his team The Taj Mahal: Sona Datta Get In Line. 8.30 Young Sheldon A 8 pm suicide of Robert’s uncle. redesign the vehicles that examines the legacy of the 8.30 Two And A Half Therapist, A Comic Book transport the dog units. Mughal Empire. Men And A Breakfast Sausage.

9.00 New Tricks 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.00 The Art Of Spain 9.00 Family Guy Send In 9.00 Made In Chelsea 9.00 Car SOS Mini The Curate’s Egg: The Rob Brydon hosts the The Dark Heart: The Stewie, Please. Mimi uncovers yet more Cooper: The team heads team investigates the comedy show from the golden age of painting. 9.30 American Dad! rumours of Harry’s to Eastbourne on the 9 pm case of a murdered vicar. Hammersmith Apollo. Daesong Heavy Industries inappropriate behaviour. south coast to restore II: Return To Innocence. a 1962 Mini Cooper.

10.00 New Tricks 10.00 Dara O 10.00 Mary Magdalene: 10.00 Action Team 10.00 Five 10.00 Million Pound Shadow Show: The Briain’s Go 8 Art’s Scarlet Woman Taken: Samantha is Star Hotel Mega Yachts squad reopens the Bit With Anna How the image of Mary kidnapped by a spy. Joey Essex and Documentary about the 10 pm investigation into an Richardson Magdalene has evolved. 10.35 Family Guy Hell Lydia Bright host a Monaco Yacht Show. actress’s disappearance. and Nish Kumar. Comes To Quahog. karaoke evening.

11.20 Birds Of A 11.00 Taskmaster Greg 11.00 Mothers, 11.00 Family Guy 11.05 The Big Bang 11.05 24 Hours In A&E Feather Cheat!: Dorien Davies sets tasks for Murderers And Petergeist. Theory The Mystery A woman arrives in may have ulterior motives Roisin Conaty, Tim Key, Mistresses: Empresses 11.30 American Dad! Date Observation. resus with a severe 11 pm for inviting Tracey Romesh Ranganathan Of Ancient Rome Holy S***, Jeff’s Back! 11.35 The Big Bang head injury after falling to a posh event. and Josh Widdicombe. Last in the series. 11.55 Plebs Jugball. Theory from her horse.

12.00 AM The Bill 1.00 Ashes 12.00 AM Dave Gorman: 12.00 AM Treasures Of 12.30 AM Two And A Half 12.00 AM First Dates 1.05 12.05 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen To Ashes 2.00 Ashes To Modern Life Is Goodish 1.00 Ancient Greece 1.00 Top Of Men 12.55 Two And A Half Five Star Hotel 2.05 Made In Nightmares USA 1.05 Car Ashes 3.00 London’s Burning QI 1.40 Would I Lie To You? The Pops: 1982 1.30 Top Of Men 1.25 Ibiza Weekender Chelsea 3.00 Tattoo Fixers SOS 2.05 The Madness Of 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping 2.15 Mock The Week 3.00 The Pops: 1982 2.00 A 2.25 Teleshopping 5.55-6.00 3.55 First Dates Abroad 4.20 Bedlam: A Time Team Suits 4.00-6.00 Home History Of Art In Three Nightscreen Rules Of Engagement 4.40 Special 3.10-3.45 8 Out Of Shopping Colours 3.00-4.00 The Art Of Rules Of Engagement 5.00- 10 Cats Uncut Spain 6.00 Rude(ish) Tube

CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 9.00 AM Bonanza 10.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Classic Coronation 6.00 AM Goals Of The 80s 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Dynasty 11.00 Touched By Access 9.10 Catch A Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Street 6.50 Heartbeat 7.55 6.10 Pawn Stars 6.35 Pawn The Only Way Is Essex 9.40 An Angel 12.00 PM Judge Contractor 9.35 Chicago PD 8.25 Dance Moms 9.05 Last The Royal On The Road. 8.55 Stars 7.00 The Protectors The Only Way Is Essex 10.20 Judy 12.30 Judge Judy 1.00 10.25 Law & Order 11.20 Man Standing 10.05 The Judge Judy 10.20 Inspector 7.35 Ironside 8.40 Quincy Dinner Date 11.20 Buying Gunsmoke No Tomorrow. NCIS: New Orleans 12.20 PM Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air 11.05 Morse The Secret Of Bay 5b. ME 9.40 Minder 10.50 The And Selling 12.20 PM The 2.00 Medium Sal. 3.00 ER NCIS: New Orleans 1.15 On Benefits: Life On The Dole 12.35 PM The Royal Blood’s Saint The Helpful Pirate. Real Housewives Of Motherhood. 4.00 Judge NCIS 2.10 Chicago PD In A 12.05 PM Police Interceptors Thicker Than Water. 1.35 11.50 The Avengers The Melbourne 1.20 Vanderpump Judy 4.30 Judge Judy 5.00 Duffel Bag. 3.10 Law & Order 1.05 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Heartbeat The Third Man. Joker. 12.55 PM Ironside A Rules 2.15 Million Dollar Judge Judy 5.30 Judge Judy Sheltered. 4.10 Law & Order Away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 2.40 Classic Coronation Bullet For Mark. 2.00 Quincy Listing: NYC 3.10 The Real 6.00 Dynasty Sammy Jo And Couples. 5.10 CSI: NY Home And Away 4.00 Will & Street 3.50 On The Buses ME Snake Eyes – Part Two. Housewives Of New York City Steven Marry. 7.00 Touched Blacklist Featuring Grave Grace 5.00 The Fresh Prince Christmas Duty. 4.20 On The 3.00 Minder 4.05 The Saint 4.05 The Real Housewives Of By An Angel Last Call. 8.00 Digger. 6.00 CSI: NY Dead Of Bel-Air 6.00 Neighbours Buses The Anniversary. 4.50 The Convenient Monster. 5.10 New Jersey 5.00 The Real ER 9.00 Medium Time Keeps Reckoning. 7.00 NCIS Out Of 6.30 Home And Away 7.00 You’re Only Young Twice 5.25 The Avengers Who’s Who? Housewives Of New Jersey On Slipping. 10.00 Dynasty The Frying Pan. 8.00 NCIS Last Man Standing 7.55 FILM Rising Damp The Last Of The 6.15 Storage Wars The Man 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 Dress The Car Explosion. 11.00 Bad Tell-All. 9.00 NCIS Lost In Labyrinth (Cert U, 98 mins. Big Spenders. 5.55 Heartbeat In Black Is Back In Black. 6.45 To Impress 8.00 The Real Girls The Chains Of Freedom. Translation. 10.00 NCIS Troll. 1986) ++++10.00 Bad Teen The Third Man. 7.00 Murder, Live Snooker: Players Housewives Of Orange 12.05 AM Judge Judy 12.30 11.00 Law & Order: Special To Ballroom Queen 11.00 She Wrote 8.00 Lewis Dark Championship 11.00 FILM County 9.00 The Real Judge Judy 1.00 ER Victims Unit 11.55 Law & FILM Parker (Cert 15, 114 Matter. 10.00 DCI Banks Born To Raise Hell Action Housewives Of Orange Everything Old Is New Again. Order: Special Victims Unit mins. 2013) ++1.25 AM One Strange Affair – Part One. thriller, starring Steven Seagal. County Loose Lips Sink 2.00 Matlock 3.00 Touched 12.55 AM Law & Order: Night With My Ex 2.20 100 11.00 DCI Banks Strange Includes FYI Daily. (Cert 18, Friendships. 10.00 Botched By An Angel Last Call. 4.00 Special Victims Unit 1.55 CSI: Per Cent Hotter: Make Me Affair – Part Two. 12.05 AM 92 mins. 2010) ++1.05 AM By Nature 11.00 Utterly The Wild Wild West The NY 2.50 CSI: Crime Scene Over 3.15 The Shannara Scott & Bailey 1.00 Scott & Fifth Gear 1.55 Minder 2.45 Outrageous Frock Ups Night Of The Lord Of Limbo. Investigation 3.50 Access Chronicles 4.00-6.00 Bailey 1.55 Nightscreen 2.30- Nightscreen 3.00-6.00 12.00 AM Mob Wives 5.00-9.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping 6.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 75 INSIDE TV TUESDAY 20 March BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Holding Back 6.00 AM Flog It! Trade Secrets Condition 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain News, 6.00 AM Countdown (R/S) 6.45 3rd Rock 6 The Years (S) 10.00 Homes Under The (Cutdown). (R/S) 6.30 Holding Back The current affairs and lifestyle features. (S) From The Sun Dick On One Knee. (R/S) am Hammer (S) 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Years (R/S) 7.15 The Sheriffs Are 8.30 Lorraine Entertainment and fashion 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun Same Old Coming (S) 11.45 Caught Red Handed Coming (R/S) 8.00 Sign Zone: Celebrity news. (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S) Song And Dick. (R/S) 7.35 Everybody (R/S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt Westpoint Antiques Road Trip Felicity Montagu and 10.30 This Morning Celebrity chat and Loves Raymond It’s Supposed To Be Fun. 13: Two teams test their antiques knowledge. Clare Holman search for antiques around the lifestyle features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose (R/S) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R/S) 1.00 BBC News At One; Weather Midlands. (R/S) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire Women The team are joined by Kara Older Women. (R/S) 8.30 Frasier Burying (S) 1.30 Regional News (S) 1.45 Doctors News and current affairs. (S) 11.00 BBC Tointon, star of a touring version of Strangers A Grudge. (R/S) 9.00 Frasier Seat Of Monster Love: Emma helps DI Addison Newsroom Live (S) 12.00 PM Daily On A Train, and Catherine Tyldesley, better Power. (R/S) 9.35 Frasier Roz In The identify a murder suspect with an ice cold Politics (S) 1.00 The Super League Show known as Corrie’s Eva Price. (S) 1.30 Doghouse. (R/S) 10.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen heart. (S) 2.15 A Place To Call Home Action from the latest round of matches. (S) Lunchtime News/Weather (S) 1.55 Nightmares USA Amy’s Baking Company. Demons Of The Dark: George advises 1.45 Coast The Western Isles and Shetland. Regional News/Weather (S) 2.00 Judge (R/S) 11.00 Undercover Boss USA (R/S) Sarah over a woman she suspects was a (R/S) 2.30 Yes Chef Atul Kochhar: Four Rinder Cameras follow criminal barrister 12.00 PM Channel 4 News/Weather concentration camp guard. (S) 3.05 Escape home cooks are put through a series of Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases Summary (S) 12.05 Come Dine With Me To The Country Alistair Appleton helps two culinary challenges. (R/S) 3.15 Planet in a studio courtroom. (S) 3.00 Dickinson’s Telford. (R/S) 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers journalists find a country home in Devon. Earth The wildlife of the great plains. (R/S) Real Deal Potteries 2: New girl Alys Dobbie An unusual motorbike is brokered in (R/S) 3.45 Money For Nothing Jay Blades 4.15 Spy In The Wild Intelligence: The kicks things off with a pinball machine. (R/S) Sheffield. (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) 3.00 transforms items reclaimed from a Walsall world of animal ingenuity and creativity. (R/S) 3.59 ITV London Weather (S) 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away tip. (S) 4.30 Flog It! Muncaster Castle 30. 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Tipping Point Game show, hosted by Cornwall v Lanzarote. (R/S) 4.00 A New (R/S) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show, hosted Is Eric Knowles goes head to head with Ben Shephard. (S) 5.00 The Chase Life In The Sun (S) 5.00 Four In A Bed by Alexander Armstrong. (R/S) Ochuko Ojiri in Villeneuve Les Avignon. (R/S) Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S) (R/S) 5.30 Star Boot Sale (S)

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6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show, 6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.00 The Simpsons Dark Knight 6 (S) hosted by Jeremy Vine. (S) 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S) Court: Cartoon capers. (R/S) pm 6.30 Regional News (S) 6.30 The Repair Shop The team 6.30 Hollyoaks restores a toy fire engine, a Japanese Damon and Brody bowl and a unique village sign. (S) prepare for Maggie’s funeral. (S)

7.00 The One Show A mix of live 7.00 Saving Lives At Sea The 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie 7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather 7 chat and topical reports. (S) Aberystwyth crew must improvise is unnerved by Joe’s (S) pm 7.30 EastEnders The when a local paraglider crash-lands apparent honesty and reluctantly locals come up with a at the bottom of steep cliffs, while an gives in to his latest demands. (S) charity night at the Vic to raise adventurous seal is discovered on 7.30 100 Year Old Driving School money for Kat’s funeral – only for the steps of a block of flats. (R/S) A 100-year-old Army veteran takes Jean to arrive with shocking news. (S) his first driving test. (S)

8.00 Holby City No Matter Where 8.00 Great Indian 8.00 The World’s Ugliest Pets 8.00 The Great Celebrity Bake 8 You Go, There You Are – Part One: Railway Journeys Caroline Quentin meets unattractive Off For Stand Up To Cancer pm Ric Griffin finally stands trial, New series. Guided by pets, and searches for Britain’s least Musician and comedian Tim Minchin accused of manslaughter, Ollie his Bradshaw’s 1913 photogenic canine to represent the competes, along with leader of the accepts the ultimate challenge Handbook Of Indian, Foreign And UK at The World’s Ugliest Dog Scottish Conservative party Ruth from Roxanna, and Jac is backed Colonial Travel, Michael Portillo Contest in California. (S) Davidson, Made In Chelsea star into a corner emotionally. (S) embarks on a rail journey from Jamie Laing, and singer Ella Eyre. (S) Amritsar to Shimla. (S)

9.00 Shetland 9.00 Amazing Hotels: Life 9.00 100 Years Younger In 21 9.15 Seven Year Switch 9 Troubled by historical Beyond The Lobby Giles Coren Days The famous subjects do Lee Valls sets the switched couples pm DNA evidence results, and Monica Galetti work in Ireland’s everything they can to shave some the task of re-enacting a past Perez has to face the Ashford Castle, dating back to 1228. much needed years off their ages argument, and Vena Ramphal fact that Duncan may have been Despite its rollercoaster ride through before the Professor reveals their gets everyone to open up about involved in Lizzie Kilmuir’s murder. the ages Ashford has sustained final results. Last in the series. (S) that most private subject – sex. (S) Last in the series. (S) strong community ties. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.00 Mum September: As the 10.00 ITV News At Ten (S) 10.20 Gogglebox Capturing the 10 10.30 Regional News (S) summer draws to a close, Cathy 10.30 Regional News/Weather (S) households’ instant reactions to what pm 10.45 This Country Minor Injuries: and Michael see each other for 10.45 The Cruise: Voyage To they are watching on TV from the Kurtan’s shopping plans are the first time in months. (S) Alaska Captain Tuvo tries to comfort of their own sofas. (R/S) disrupted by bus problems. (S) 10.25 The Archiveologists (S) give the passengers a front-row 10.30 Newsnight (S) view of the scenery. (R/S)

11.10 Rehab: Addicted Lives 11.15 Gareth Thomas’ Silver Skydivers 11.10 Four Days That Shook Britain 11.20 Before We Die 12.30 AM 11 Documentary uncovering what is done For Sport Relief The Rugby Union and Documentary telling the story of people Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA pm to help people beat their addictions and League veteran faces his fear of heights who were directly affected by the wave of Sam’s Mediterranean Kabob Room. (R/S) start rebuilding their lives at a residential with a charity sky-dive. (S) 12.15 AM Sign terror attacks that shook Britain across a 1.20 The Supervet (R/S) 2.20 Scruffts: rehabilitation centre in Somerset. (S) Zone: MasterChef (R/S) 1.15 Sign Zone: four-month period in 2017. (R/S) 12.30 AM Britain’s Favourite Dog (R/S) 3.15 My 12.35-6.00 AM BBC News (S) Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 3.00 Baby’s Life: Who Decides? (R/S) 4.10 The Brando – French Polynesia. (R/S) Loose Women (R) 3.50 Nightscreen Coast Vs Country (R/S) 5.05-6.00 2.15-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) Text-based information service. 5.05-6.00 Location, Location, Location Kent The Jeremy Kyle Show (R/S) And Edinburgh Revisits. (R/S) 76 lnsideSoap TUESDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright and guests talk about the issues of the day. (S) 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Teenager Sam talks to Dr Alison Bolam about the raised glands in his neck. (R/S) 1.10 Access Showbiz news and gossip. (S) 1.15 Home And Away Willow and one of the River Boys recognise each other at Kat’s wake. (S) 1.45 Neighbours Izzy decides to depart after her pregnancy test proves negative. (S) 2.20 NCIS Caged: McGee tries to quell a crisis in a women’s prison. (R/S) 3.20 FILM Dead Over Heels Premiere. Mystery, starring Candace Cameron Bure and Yannick Bisson. (Cert PG, 90 mins. 2016) (S) ★★★ 5.00 5 News At 5 (R/S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

SHETLAND | BBC1 9PM Duncandisorderly? 8pm Secrets Of The National Trust… ThThe fifinal l episode i d of the crime and/or Sally McColl, Perez However, there may still be drama sees DI Perez in an is forced to bring him in for a ray of hope for Duncan as an 6.00 Home And Away impossible position, as his questioning. And while Duncan old photo of Sally’s puts things Willow and one of the personal and professional lives is aghast to be accused of such into a different perspective, River Boys recognise each other crash into one another. With a crime – and Cassie doesn’t and suggests a new suspect at Kat’s wake. (R/S) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) DNA evidence suggesting it’s want to believe her birth father for the murder investigation possible Duncan was involved could be a killer – Perez is sure – but things get disrupted when 7.00 Reinventing The Royals: in the murders of Lizzie Kilmuir Duncan is hiding something. angry Malone seeks revenge. Elizabeth – Our Queen Reinventing The Royals: Examining Elizabeth II’s life since 2000, an era when she lost her sister and mother, but also enjoyed happier times, Rail withoutfail including her Golden Jubilee. (S) GREAT INDIAN RAILWAY JOURNEYS | BBC2 8PM 8.00 Secrets Of The National Trust With Alan Titchmarsh Michael Portillo embarks The host visits Grade 2 listed on another voyage of rail The Workhouse at Southwell, exploration guided by a vintage Nottinghamshire which was Bradshaw’s Guide – in this the focus of Dickens’ novel, case, Bradshaw’s 1913 Oliver Twist. (S) Handbook Of Indian, Foreign And Colonial Travel. The first 9.00 Wild Britain: Untamed trip on his itinerary is across Coasts Coasts: Cameras follow the north-west of India from events at a grey seal colony in the Sikh holy city of Amritsar Norfolk, as bulls fight over the to Shimla, once known as the in-season females, while in Anglesey, guillemots are setting up “summer capital” of British home on precarious ledges. (S) India. Along the way, Michael samples some traditional fresh 10.00 The Expendables 3 chapattis, tries to get to grips Action thriller sequel, with the rhythms of bhangra starring Sylvester Stallone dancing, visits a women’s and Mel Gibson. (Cert 12, 126 mins. 2014) (S) ★★ medical college in Ludhiana, and follows in the footsteps of a young Rudyard Kipling. 12.20 AM Weather Terror: Lightning Strike (R/S) 1.15 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Cowboy BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.40pm Spotlight 11.10 This Country 11.35 Rehab: Addicted Lives 1.00-6.00am BBC News BBC1 SCOTLAND Builders Walthamstow Revisit. (R/S) as Main BBC1 except: 8.00-9.00pm River City 10.45 Holby City 11.45 This Country 12.10am Rehab: Addicted Lives 1.35 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.40- 4.00 Tribal Teens Mongolia. (R/S) 6.00 BBC News BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 9.00-10.00pm Keeping Faith 10.40 Shetland 11.40 This Country 12.10am Rehab: Addicted Lives 1.35 4.45 House Doctor Bedrooms And Weather For The Week Ahead 1.40-6.00 BBC News BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30pm True North: Tractor Mad 11.15 Mum 11.45- Bathrooms. (R/S) 5.10 House Busters 12.15 The Mash Report BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: 1.45pm First Minister’s Questions 2.35 Yes Chef 3.20 Planet Earth 4.20 Spy In The Wild 5.20 (R/S) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S) Coast 5.30-6.00 X-Ray 11.15-12.15 Pilgrimage: The Road To Santiago WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.30pm ITV News Wales At Six SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 8.00pm STV Children’s Appeal – Where Your Money Went 8.30-9.00 River Monsters 10.30 Scotland Tonight 11.05 Four Days That Shook Britain 12.25am Teleshopping 1.25 After Midnight 2.55 Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 77 INSIDE TV TUESDAY 20 March Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 6.00 AM The Guest Wing 6.00 AM Monkey Life 6.30 Motorway Patrol 7.00 Storm City Wind. 6.30 Monkey Life 7.00 7.00 Highway Patrol 7.30 8.00 Richard E Grant’s RSPCA Animal Rescue To Be Announced 8.00 Hotel Secrets VIP. 9.00 7.30 RSPCA Animal UK Border Force 9.00 The West Wing Impact Rescue 8.00 Motorway Criminal Minds 10.00 Winter. 10.00 The West Patrol 8.30 Motorway Cold Case 11.00 The Wing Faith-Based Initiative. Patrol 9.00 Road Wars Biggest Loser: Australia 11.00 House Joy. 10.00 Warehouse 13 12.00 PM Obese: A Year 12.00 PM House The Itch. Vendetta. 11.00 Forever To Save My Life USA 1.00 1.00 Without A Trace Social Engineering. The Real A&E 1.30 The Trials. 2.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 PM NCIS: Los Real A&E 2.00 Stop, Lonely Hearts Club. 3.00 The Angeles Blaze Of Glory. Search, Seize 3.00 West Wing Opposition 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 2.00 Nothing To Declare UK Research. 4.00 The West Hawaii Five-0 3.00 NCIS: 3.30 Nothing To Declare Wing 365 Days. 5.00 House Los Angeles Beacon. 4.00 UK 4.00 Nothing To Emancipation: Foreman Stargate SG-1 Descent. Declare 5.00 CSI: Crime tackles a paediatric case. 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Scene Investigation 6.00 House Last Resort: Futurama 6.00 Futurama 6.00 Criminal Minds The medic is taken hostage. 6.30 The Simpsons

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? USA |W9PM 7.00 The Real A&E 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 7.00 The Simpsons A father-of-five is rushed Investigation Gentle, Marge’s driving habits 7 to hospital after a fire. Gentle: The team is come under scrutiny. “I’m excited about this mind it being a little naughty!” pm journey,” grins former Friends Courteney is interested in the 7.30 The Real A&E assigned to investigate the 7.30 The Simpsons star Courteney Cox, the focus English roots she has through A postman is bitten. apparent kidnap of a baby. Make Room For Lisa. of this episode of the US her maternal grandfather – 8.00 Elementary 8.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 The Flash version of the genealogy and a trip to Gloucestershire Wrong Side Of The Road: Thanksgiving: Henry True Colours: Amunet 8 Kitty Winter returns. suffers a heart attack strikes a deal to buy show. “I’m hoping it’s really reveals that she’s descended pm interesting – I don’t even from an aristocratic family. during the Reagans’ all the metahumans. Thanksgiving celebrations.

HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER 10PM 9.00 Chicago Fire Hiding 9.00 Here And Now 9.00 The Blacklist The | Sky Living Not Seeking: Brett and From Sun Up To Sun Cook: Liz questions Red’s 9 Dawson go undercover Down: Farid is troubled by motives when they team We all know by this point that pm for the Chicago police. his connection to Ramon. up to find Tom’s killers. Laurel’s father is a nasty piece of work – but what about her mum? Step forward Sandrine 10.00 How 10.10 Divorce 10.00 The Late Late Castillo, who might just be the To Get Away Ohio: Robert Show With James 10 With Murder and Frances Corden – Best Of pm lifeline Laurel needs in tonight’s He’s A Bad Father: Legal reminisce. The Week Chat and episode. Meanwhile, Annalise’s drama. 10.45 Crashing Bill Burr. entertainment show. lawsuit suffers another setback. 11.00 Criminal Minds 11.20 SMILF A Box Of 11.00 The Force: Essex About Face: A murderer Dunkies & Two Squirts All For One And One 11 puts up posters of his Of Maple Syrup For All: A suspected DIVORCE 10.10PM pm | Sky Atlantic intended victims. 11.55 SMILF drug dealer is arrested Frances and Robert are in Colchester. reunited tonight, as they travel 12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene 12.30 AM Billions 1.40 12.00 AM Ross Kemp: Investigation 1.00 Cold Case Dexter 2.50 Dexter 4.00 Extreme World 1.00 Brit to Ohio to visit Robert’s sick 2.00 Grey’s Anatomy 3.00 The West Wing 5.00-6.00 Cops: Law & Disorder 2.00 father – but despite the less- Motorway Patrol 3.30 The West Wing Most Shocking 3.00 The Motorway Patrol 4.00 Force: Essex 4.00 It’s Me than-happy circumstances, Nothing To Declare UK 4.30 Or The Dog 4.30 It’s Me Or they end up sharing pleasant Nothing To Declare UK 5.00- The Dog 5.00 Futurama 6.00 The Biggest Loser: 5.30-6.00 Futurama memories. Enduring Robert’s Australia sister is another matter, though. W Alibi GOLD ITV Encore FOX Universal 6.15 AM MasterChef USA 7.00 AM Home Shopping 7.10 AM The Piglet Files 7.35 6.00 AM Upstairs, Downstairs 8.00 AM Monk 9.00 Body Of 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 7.00 MasterChef USA 8.00 7.10 Sue Thomas: FBEye The Piglet Files 8.00 Waiting 6.55 Upstairs, Downstairs Proof 10.00 Body Of Proof Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol Tipping Point 9.00 Tipping The Girl Who Signed Wolf. For God 8.40 Goodnight 7.50 Robin Of Sherwood 11.00 The Mentalist Ghost Net. 9.00 Sea Patrol Point 10.00 The Bill Cure 8.00 New Tricks Deep Sweetheart 9.20 Last Of The 8.50 Always And Everyone 12.00 PM The Mentalist Red Oh Danny Boy. 10.00 Law & The Sin. 11.00 Inside The Swimming. 9.00 Murdoch Summer Wine 11.20 My 9.55 Heartbeat 11.05 Peak Scare. 1.00 NCIS Crescent Order Pledge. 11.00 Law & Ambulance 12.00 PM Tipping Mysteries War On Terror. Family 12.00 PM My Hero Practice 12.05 PM Robin City – Part Two. 2.00 NCIS Order Lucky Stiff. 12.00 PM Point 1.00 Supernanny US 10.00 Sue Thomas: FBEye 12.40 dinnerladies 1.20 Of Sherwood 1.10 Always Page Not Found. 3.00 Body Law & Order Illegitimate. 1.00 2.00 MasterChef Junior USA 11.00 Dangerfield 12.00 PM dinnerladies 2.00 As Time And Everyone 2.15 Peak Of Proof Home Invasion. 4.00 Law & Order Crimebusters. 3.00 Extreme Makeover: Father Brown 1.00 Death In Goes By 2.40 Waiting For Practice Passion. 3.20 Body Of Proof Identity. 5.00 2.00 NCIS Smoked. 3.00 Home Edition 4.00 Extreme Paradise 2.00 Sue Thomas: God 3.20 My Hero 4.00 Heartbeat 4.25 Upstairs, The Mentalist 6.00 The NCIS 4.00 NCIS 5.00 Makeover: Home Edition 5.00 FBEye The Girl Who Signed Last Of The Summer Wine Downstairs 5.35 Upstairs, Mentalist Red Bulls. 7.00 NCIS 6.00 NCIS Blowback. Tipping Point 6.00 Tipping Wolf. 3.00 Murdoch Mysteries 6.00 As Time Goes By 6.40 Downstairs A Place In The NCIS Alleged. 8.00 NCIS 7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS Point 7.00 MasterChef Junior War On Terror. 4.00 New Dad’s Army 8.00 dinnerladies World. 6.45 Agatha Christie’s Shooter. 9.00 Family Guy Friends & Lovers. 9.00 The USA 8.00 Inside The Tricks Deep Swimming. 5.00 8.40 dinnerladies 9.30 Gavin Poirot The Cornish Mystery. 9.30 Family Guy Hot Shots. Disappearance 10.00 Law & Ambulance 9.00 DON’T Dangerfield 6.00 Father & Stacey 10.10 Live At 7.55 Agatha Christie’s 10.00 American Dad! 10.30 Order: Special Victims Unit MISS! Who Do You Think Brown The Brewer’s Daughter. The Apollo 11.05 Gimme Poirot 9.00 Whitechapel American Dad! 11.00 Family Goliath. 11.00 Law & Order: You Are? USA Courteney Cox. 7.00 Death In Paradise 8.00 Gimme Gimme 11.45 Gimme 10.00 Whitechapel 11.00 Guy 11.30 Family Guy Special Victims Unit Trials. 10.00 999 Rescue Squad Murdoch Mysteries Biffers Gimme Gimme 12.25 AM Vic Whitechapel 12.05 AM 12.00 AM American Dad! 12.00 AM Law & Order: 11.00 Rent A Cop 11.40 And Blockers. 9.00 Frankie Reeves Big Night Out 1.00 Paranoid 1.05 The Ruth 12.30 American Dad! 1.00 Special Victims Unit Rent A Cop 12.20 AM Drake Mysteries Ghosts. Live At The Apollo 2.00 Rendell Mysteries 2.00 The Family Guy 1.30 Family Guy Confession. 1.00 Law & EastEnders 1.00 Doctor Who 10.00 Taggart 11.00 Gimme Gimme Gimme 2.30 Ruth Rendell Mysteries 3.00 2.00 American Dad! 2.30 Order: Special Victims Unit Army Of Ghosts. 1.50 Doctor Murdoch Mysteries 12.00 AM Harry Hill’s TV Burp 2.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 3.55 American Dad! 3.00 Family Swing. 2.00 Numb3rs Who Doomsday. 2.40 Judge Castle 1.00 Castle Rise. Harry Hill’s TV Burp 3.20 Always And Everyone 4.50 Guy 3.30 Family Guy 4.00 Ultimatum. 3.00 Numb3rs Faith Walking Dead Man. 2.00 Castle 2.50 Taggart Vic Reeves Big Night Out Peak Practice Passion. 5.45- American Dad! 4.30 American Con Job. 4.00 Numb3rs 3.00-6.15 Home Shopping 4.00-7.00 Home Shopping 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping 6.00 ITV Encore Nightscreen Dad! 5.00-8.00 Teleshopping 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping 78 lnsideSoap DramaDave ITV2E4 More4 FREEVIEW 20 FREEVIEW 12 FREEVIEW 6 FREEVIEW 28 FREEVIEW 14 7.10 AM The Bill Love 6.00 AM Home Shopping 6.00 AM The Planet’s 6.00 AM Hollyoaks 6.30 8.55 AM Food Unwrapped And War – Part Two. 8.00 7.10 Scrapheap Funniest Animals 6.20 Hollyoaks 7.00 Rules Of 9.30 A Place In The Sun: London’s Burning 9.00 Challenge Drag Sled. 8.10 Totally Bonkers Guinness Engagement 7.30 Rules Home Or Away 10.30 A Casualty 10.00 Bergerac American Pickers The World Records 7.10 Of Engagement 8.00 Place In The Sun: Home 11.00 The Bill Hot Money. Doctor Is In. 9.00 Storage Who’s Doing The Dishes? How I Met Your Mother Or Away 11.35 Four In A 12.00 PM New Tricks Hunters UK Royston. 9.30 7.55 Emmerdale 8.20 9.00 New Girl 9.30 New Bed 12.05 PM Four In A Wicca Work. 1.00 Last Of Storage Hunters UK Perth. Coronation Street 8.55 Girl 10.00 2 Broke Girls Bed 12.35 Four In A Bed The Summer Wine 1.40 10.00 American Pickers Coronation Street 9.25 10.30 2 Broke Girls 1.05 Four In A Bed 1.40 Bread 2.20 Birds Of A 11.00 American Pickers The Ellen DeGeneres 11.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Four In A Bed 2.10 Come Feather Substitute. 3.00 12.00 PM American Show 10.20 The Bachelor 12.00 PM The Goldbergs Dine With Me 2.40 Come London’s Burning 4.00 Pickers Sturgis Or Bust? USA 12.15 PM Emmerdale 12.30 The Goldbergs 1.00 Dine With Me 3.15 Come New Tricks Wicca Work. 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Top Katee Sackhoff in The 12.45 Coronation Street The Big Bang Theory 2.00 Dine With Me 3.50 Come 5.00 Bergerac 6.00 Gear USA Special 3.00 1.15 Coronation Street How I Met Your Mother Dine With Me 4.20 Come Steptoe And Son The Impossible Engineering Flash 8pm Sky One 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres 3.00 New Girl 3.30 New Dine With Me 4.50 A Lodger. 6.40 Last Of The Rion-Antirion Bridge. 4.00 Show 2.35 Jeremy Kyle Girl 4.00 Brooklyn Nine- Place In The Sun: Home Summer Wine Things To World’s Most Dangerous Show 3.45 Jeremy Kyle Nine 5.00 The Goldbergs Or Away 5.55 A Place In Do When Your Wife Runs Roads Alaska. 5.00 Top BBC4 Show 4.55 Judge Rinder 5.30 The Goldbergs 6.00 The Sun: Home Or Away Off With A Turkish Waiter. Gear 6.00 Top Gear FREEVIEW 9 6.00 Take Me Out The Big Bang Theory 6.55 The Supervet

7.20 Last Of The 7.00 World’s Most 7.00 PM Beyond 100 7.00 You’ve Been 7.00 Hollyoaks Darren 7.55 Grand Designs Summer Wine Beware Dangerous Roads Rhod Days News and analysis. Framed! Gold Comical and Nancy continue to Kevin McCloud returns Of Laughing At Nora’s Gilbert and Greg Davies 7.30 Secret Knowledge: clips, narrated by Harry Hill. have difficulties. to the Midlothian 7 pm Hats: Nora reveals a drive through Nepal. The Art Of The Vikings 7.30 You’ve Been 7.30 My Hotter Half countryside to visit long-standing feud. Viking culture. Framed! Gold Partners compete. Pru and Richard Irvine, who planned to build a 8.00 The Inspector 8.00 Dave Gorman: 8.00 Immortal Egypt 8.00 Two And A Half Men 8.00 The Big Bang family home on an old Lynley Mysteries The Modern Life Is Goodish With Joann Fletcher Paint It, Pierce It Or Plug It. Theory The 2003 industrial site. Seed Of Cunning: Feature- The comedian shares Zenith: Joann explores 8.30 Two And A Half Approximation. 8 pm length episode. Lynley and his absurd take on the peak of ancient Men Advantage: Fat, 8.30 The Big Bang Havers investigate the modern fatherhood. Egyptian civilisation. Flying Baby. Theory Comedy. murder of a doorkeeper at the House of Lords, which 9.00 Room 101 With 9.00 Madame Tussaud: 9.00 Paul 9.00 Tattoo Fixers: 9.00 24 Hours In A&E they initially connect to the Des O’Connor, Adrian A Legend In Wax A captive alien X-Rated A look back at The team treats a seven- victim’s gambling debts. Chiles and Jameela Jamil. The story of the woman escapes from a the rudest tattoos the year-old girl who fell off a 9 pm 9.40 Room 101 behind the worldwide secret military base and artists had to deal with. climbing frame at school. With David Tennant. waxworks empire. seeks the help of two English comic-book geeks 10.00 New Tricks 10.20 Room 101 With 10.00 The Prosecutors: in getting to his spaceship. 10.00 Five Star Hotel 10.00 999: What’s Your Death Of A Timeshare Noel Fielding, Ian Wright Real Crime And Sci-fi comedy, with Simon New staff member Emergency? Call Salesman: The squad and Joanna Scanlan. Punishment The Proof: Pegg and Nick Frost. Charlotte Dawson handlers dealing with 10 pm reinvestigates the death Cases include two violent Includes FYI Daily. (Cert 15, makes quite a stir on people who have severe of a timeshare magnate. domestic murders. 103 mins. 2011) ++++ her first breakfast shift. mental health issues.

11.20 Birds Of A 11.00 Live At The Apollo 11.00 Britain’s Outlaws: 11.10 Family Guy Saving 11.05 The Big Bang 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Feather Substitute: Al Murray hosts the stand- Highwaymen, Pirates Private Brian: Stewie Theory Jim Parsons stars. Does Countdown With Tracey takes a shine up comedy show, and And Rogues Knights resolves to join the army. 11.35 The Big Bang Sarah Millican, Roisin 11 pm to a football player. welcomes guests Chris Of The Road: The 11.35 Family Guy Theory The Opening Conaty, Rhod Gilbert Addison and Tim Vine. Highwayman’s Story. Animated adventures. Night Excitation. and David O’Doherty.

12.00 AM The Bill 1.00 Ashes 12.00 AM QI XL 1.00 QI 1.40 12.00 AM Treasures Of 12.05 AM American Dad! 12.05 AM First Dates 1.10 12.10 AM 24 Hours In To Ashes 2.00 Ashes To Would I Lie To You? 2.15 Ancient Greece 1.00 Top Of 12.35 American Dad! 1.05 Five Star Hotel 2.10 Tattoo A&E 1.15 999: What’s Your Ashes 3.00 Crocodile Shoes Mock The Week 2.55 Suits The Pops: 1982 1.30 Top Of Two And A Half Men 1.30 Fixers: X-Rated 3.05 Emergency? 2.15 Ramsay’s 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping The Pops: 1982 2.00 A Two And A Half Men 1.55 Timeless 3.45 Rude Tube Kitchen Nightmares USA History Of Art In Three Totally Bonkers Guinness 4.15 Rules Of Engagement 3.10-3.50 8 Out Of 10 Colours 3.00-4.00 Britain’s World Records 2.25 4.35 Rules Of Engagement Cats Uncut Outlaws: Highwaymen, Teleshopping 5.55-6.00 4.55-6.00 Rude(ish) Tube Pirates And Rogues Nightscreen

CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 9.00 AM Bonanza Invention 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Classic Coronation 6.00 AM The Chase 7.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Of A Gunfighter. 10.00 Access 9.10 Catch A Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Street 6.25 Classic The Chase 8.00 Ironside Be Tasty Lisa Snowdon – Dynasty The Car Explosion. Contractor 9.35 Chicago PD 8.25 Dance Moms 9.05 Last Coronation Street 6.50 A Bullet For Mark. 9.00 Wholesome Treats. 9.10 The 11.00 Touched By An Angel 10.25 Law & Order 11.20 Man Standing 10.05 The Heartbeat 7.55 The Royal Quincy ME Hit And Run At Only Way Is Essex 9.55 Last Call. 12.00 PM Judge NCIS: New Orleans 12.20 PM Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air 11.05 8.55 Judge Judy 9.25 Judge Danny’s. 10.05 Minder 11.10 Dinner Date 11.00 Dress To Judy 12.30 Judge Judy NCIS: New Orleans 1.15 On Benefits: Life On The Dole Judy 9.50 Judge Judy 10.20 The Saint The Convenient Impress 12.05 PM The Real 1.00 Gunsmoke Hidalgo. NCIS 2.10 Chicago PD 3.05 12.05 PM Police Interceptors: Inspector Morse 12.35 PM Monster. 12.15 PM Storage Housewives Of Melbourne 2.00 Medium Time Keeps Law & Order 4.05 Law & Special Edition 1.05 Can’t The Royal 1.40 Heartbeat Wars The Education Of Miss 1.05 Vanderpump Rules 2.05 On Slipping. 3.00 ER Order Bodies. 5.00 CSI: NY Pay? We’ll Take It Away 2.40 Classic Coronation Profit. 12.45 Live Snooker: Million Dollar Listing: NYC Everything Old Is New Again. Battle Scars. 6.00 CSI: NY 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home Street 3.15 Classic Players Championship 5.00 3.10 The Real Housewives Of 4.00 Judge Judy 4.30 Judge Cuckoo’s Nest. 7.00 NCIS And Away 4.00 Will & Grace Coronation Street 3.45 On Goals Of The 90s 5.15 The New York City 4.05 The Real Judy 5.00 Judge Judy 5.30 Two-Faced. 8.00 NCIS Dead 4.30 Will & Grace 5.00 The The Buses 4.20 On The Avengers Return Of The Housewives Of New Jersey Judge Judy 6.00 Dynasty Reflection. 9.00 Law & Order: Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air 6.00 Buses 4.50 You’re Only Cybernauts. 6.15 Storage 5.00 The Real Housewives The Car Explosion. 7.00 Special Victims Unit Agent Neighbours 6.30 Home And Young Twice 5.25 Rising Wars Bowling For Brandi. Of New Jersey 6.00 Dinner Touched By An Angel 8.00 Provocateur. 10.00 Law & Away 7.00 Last Man Standing Damp Things That Go Bump 6.45 Live Snooker: Players Date Rob. 7.00 Dress To ER 9.00 Medium Dead Order: Special Victims Unit 8.00 Car Crash TV 9.00 In The Night. 5.55 Heartbeat Championship 11.00 Impress Aaron. 8.00 Celebrity Meat. 10.00 Dynasty 11.00 Surrender Benson. 11.00 Law Celebrity Ghost Hunt Live Missing In Action. 7.00 FILM Jaws: The Revenge Dinner Date 9.00 The Real Bad Girls False Identity. & Order: Special Victims Unit 11.05 FILM Practical Magic Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Thriller sequel, starring Housewives Of Atlanta 10.00 12.05 AM Judge Judy 12.30 Imprisoned Lives. 11.55 Includes Access. (Cert 12, Midsomer Murders Shot At Michael Caine. Includes The Real Housewives Of Judge Judy 1.00 ER 2.00 Taken A Clockwork Swiss. 104 mins. 1998) ++1.15 AM Dawn. 10.00 Scott & Bailey FYI Daily. (Cert 15, 86 Orange County Loose Lips Matlock 3.00 Touched By 12.55 AM CSI: NY 1.55 CSI: Wentworth Prison 2.25 11.00 Scott & Bailey mins. 1987) +12.50 AM Sink Friendships. 11.00 An Angel Missing In Action. NY 2.50 CSI: Crime Scene Extreme Hair Wars 3.25 Last 12.05 AM A Touch Of The Americans 1.50 Southern Charm Reunion. 4.00 The Wild Wild West Investigation 3.50 Access Man Standing 3.45 Access Frost 2.00 Nightscreen Minder 2.55 Nightscreen 12.00 AM Mob Wives 5.00-9.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 2.30-6.00 Teleshopping 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 79 INSIDE TV WEDNESDAY 21 March BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Holding 6.00 AM The Repair Shop (R/S) 6.30 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain (S) 6.00 AM Countdown (R/S) 6.45 3rd Rock 6 Back The Years (S) 10.00 Homes Holding Back The Years (R/S) 7.15 The 8.30 Lorraine (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle From The Sun I Brake For Dick. (R/S) 7.10 am Under The Hammer (R/S) 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming (R/S) 8.00 Sign Show Guests air their differences. (S) 10.30 3rd Rock From The Sun Dick Behaving Sheriffs Are Coming (S) 11.45 Caught Zone: Great British Railway Journeys This Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle Badly. (R/S) 7.35 Everybody Loves Red Handed (R/S) 12.15 PM Bargain Newport To Clevedon. (R/S) 8.30 Sign features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose Women Raymond Raybert. (R/S) 8.00 Everybody Hunt Teams seek items in Brackley, Zone: Classic Mary Berry (R/S) 9.00 Another helping of topical studio discussion Loves Raymond The Kicker. (R/S) 8.30 Northamptonshire. (R/S) 1.00 BBC News Victoria Derbyshire (S) 11.00 BBC from a female perspective, featuring Frasier Retirement Is Murder. (R/S) 9.00 At One; Weather (S) 1.30 Regional News Newsroom Live (S) 11.30 Daily Politics celebrity interviews. (S) 1.30 Lunchtime Frasier Fool Me Once, Shame On You, (S) 1.45 Doctors Perfection: Ruhma helps (S) 1.00 PM Lifeline Phab. (R/S) 1.10 News/Weather (S) 1.55 Regional News/ Fool Me Twice. (R/S) 9.35 Frasier (R/S) Ashley’s wife Helen deal with a crisis. (S) Coast Wexford To Killiney. (R/S) 1.30 Yes Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Cameras 10.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 2.15 A Place To Call Home The Anatomy Chef Ryan Simpson: Four home cooks are follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder USA (R/S) 11.00 Undercover Boss Of His Passing: Douglas passes away put through a series of culinary challenges. as he takes on real-life cases in a studio USA (R/S) 12.00 PM Channel 4 News/ suddenly after a party in the ground of Ash (R/S) 2.15 Monty Halls’ Great Irish courtroom. (S) 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Weather Summary (S) 12.05 Come Park. (S) 3.10 Escape To The Country Escape Monty Halls researches whales in Deal David Dickinson and the team head to Dine With Me Bath. (R/S) 1.05 Posh Sonali Shah goes house hunting in Cheshire. Irish waters. (R/S) 3.15 Planet Earth Oxford. (R/S) 3.59 ITV London Weather Pawnbrokers (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) (R/S) 3.45 Money For Nothing Sarah Jungles: Varied species in the world’s (S) 4.00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard 3.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away Moore transforms three items from the tropical rainforests. (R/S) 4.15 Spy In The hosts the arcade-themed quiz show, in Poole v La Rochelle, South West France. Witley Recycling Centre in Surrey. (S) 4.30 Wild Friendship: How animals rely upon which contestants drop tokens down a (R/S) 4.00 A New Life In The Sun (S) 5.00 Flog It! Compilation 34: Making a profit at each other. (R/S) 5.15 Put Your Money choice of four chutes in the hope of winning Four In A Bed (R/S) 5.30 Star Boot Sale auction. (R/S) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show, Where Your Mouth Is Eric Knowles v a £10,000 jackpot. (S) 5.00 The Chase Made In Chelsea star Sam Thompson sells hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (R/S) Ochuko Ojiri: Auction. (R/S) Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S) his unwanted items for charity. (S)

8pm MasterChef 9pm The Assassination Of Gianni… 9pm Benidorm 8pm The Supervet

6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show, 6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.00 The Simpsons Pulpit Friction: 6 (S) hosted by Jeremy Vine. (S) 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S) Edward Norton guest stars. (R/S) pm 6.30 Regional News (S) 6.30 The Repair Shop The team 6.30 Hollyoaks restore a clock made from the Darren and Nancy propeller of a First World War plane. (S) continue to have difficulties. (S)

7.00 The One Show Matt Baker 7.00 Saving Lives At Sea As the 7.00 Emmerdale 7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather 7 and Alex Jones present the magazine summer sun comes out, so do the Joe makes another (S) pm show featuring reports from around funseekers, and in Southend a family enemy, while Liv’s problems the UK and celebrity guests. (S) of five sightseeing a mile off shore go from bad to worse when she are caught out by the tide. (R/S) receives life-changing news. (S) 7.30 Coronation Street Fiz is horrified when Tyrone smacks Ruby. (S)

8.00 MasterChef The last group of 8.00 The Secret Helpers New 8.00 Britain’s Brightest Family 8.00 The Supervet Professor 8 seven amateur cooks are challenged series. Ten people welcome the Two families compete in the second Noel Fitzpatrick treats a Labrador pm to invent a dish using a choice of support and advice of strangers from of the quarter-finals. (S) puppy with an elbow disease, and ingredients including lamb loin, all over the world through a secret 8.30 Coronation Street a one-year-old cat is brought in chicken thighs, scallops, salmon in-ear device, as they face a series Fiz confesses to Tyrone suffering from a crushed pelvis fillets and prawns. (S) of challenges and dilemmas. (S) that Hope has been causing the and a broken tail. (S) recent problems and David’s trauma causes issues with Shona. (S)

9.00 Zoe Ball’s 9.00 The Assassination Of Gianni 9.00 Benidorm Joyce is furious 9.00 One Born Every Minute 9 Hardest Road Home Versace: American Crime Story with Monty after a chaotic evening Ashley and his partner Gemma pm The presenter embarks Designer David Madson is forced to go of magic, but a chance meeting await the arrival of their fourth child on a gruelling five-day, on the run with Andrew Cunanan. (S) with a legendary entertainer together, while Sunny and Shay, who 300-mile cycle ride from Blackpool 9.55 Live At The Apollo Katherine might get him his job back. (S) met on the set of a Bollywood film, to Brighton to raise money for Ryan hosts, with guests Henning are expecting their first child. (S) Sport Relief. (S) Wehn and James Acaster. (R/S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.30 Newsnight (S) 10.00 ITV News At Ten (S) 10.00 Damned Rose is 10 10.30 Regional News (S) 10.30 Regional News/Weather (S) smitten with Dennis, but pm 10.45 A Question Of Sport With 10.45 EasyJet: Inside The struggles with the idea of Ricky Hatton, Tim Bresnan, Asha Cockpit Documentary following dating the boss’s brother. Philip and Michael Jamieson. (S) new recruits as they train to 10.35 24 Hours In Police become fully qualified pilots. (R/S) Custody (R/S)

11.15 Film 2018 Al Murray is joined by 11.15 Famously Unfit For Sport Relief 11.45 Heathrow: Inside Britain’s Busiest 11.35 999: On The Frontline (S) 11 Ellen E Jones and Chris Hewitt to review the Four well-known faces embark on a mission Airport Arrivals: Documentary series going 12.30 AM Pokerstars Championship pm much anticipated blockbuster A Wrinkle In to regain their fitness. (R/S) 12.15 AM behind the scenes of the London airport. Cash Challenge (S) 1.25 FILM Love & Time, psychological thriller Unsane, and David Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities (R/S) 12.35 AM Stuck On You: The Other Drugs Romantic comedy drama, with Pacific Rim Uprising. (S) 11.45 FILM Short (R/S) 12.45 Sign Zone: MasterChef (R/S) Football Sticker Story Documentary Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway. (Cert Term 12 Drama, with Brie Larson and John 1.45 Sign Zone: The World’s Most about the founding of a multi-billion pound 15, 112 mins. 2010) (S) ★★★ 3.20 The Gallagher Jr. (Cert 15, 95 mins. 2013) (S) Extraordinary Homes Switzerland. (R/S) industry. (R/S) 1.25 Jackpot247 3.00 Question Jury (R/S) 4.10 Coast Vs ★★★★ 1.20-6.00 AM BBC News (S) 2.45-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) Tenable (R/S) 3.50 Nightscreen Country (R/S) 5.05-6.00 Location, 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R/S) Location, Location (R/S) 80 lnsideSoap WEDNESDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors The Patient Files – 6. (R/S) 1.10 Access The latest showbiz news and gossip. (S) 1.15 Home And Away Maggie awaits her biopsy results. (S) 1.45 Neighbours Mishti forces Rafael to admit he was involved in Leo’s accident. (S) 2.15 NCIS Love And War: The agents investigate the private life of a murdered Navy captain. (R/S) 3.15 FILM McBride: The Chameleon Murder The lawyer investigates a hitch-hiker accused of killing a woman – but the victim turns out to have a plethora of identities. Crime drama, with John Larroquette and Marta DuBois. (Cert PG, 87 mins. 2005) (S) ★★ 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

ZOE BALL’S HARDEST ROAD HOME | BBC1 9PM Breaking the cycle 8pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors ElihiEarlier this month, h Zoë Ball (and if you happen to follow Zoë following the suicide of her 6.00 Home And Away embarked on a major cycling on social media, you’ll know partner Billy Yates last year. Willow agrees to help challenge for Sport Relief: that she’s been convinced by In this documentary, we’ll Justin, despite her connection getting on her bike in Blackpool the experience that she doesn’t get to see Zoë tackling the to Dean. (R/S) and, over the course of five like hills). But she was inspired journey’s highs and lows 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) days, riding all the way back to to take on the challenge to raise (literal, physical and emotional), 7.00 MotoGP Highlights Brighton. The journey of over awareness of mental health as well as speaking to those The MotoGP Grand Prix of Qatar. 300 miles was a gruelling one – a cause close to her heart affected by depression. Action from the opening round of the season at Losail International Circuit in Doha. (S) New beginnings DAMNED | Channel 4 10PM 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Husband and wife Telisha and Mark bring in their baby boy for a post- The social worker comedy natal check-up, and a man whose wraps up its second series skin and eyes have turned yellow tonight, and it might be the end is treated by Dr Farida Ahmad. (S) for Al, who’s finally received a job offer. He’s all set to hand in his resignation and start a new 9.00 A Walk Among The life managing holiday cottages Tombstones An ex cop in Scotland – but Rose doesn’t working as an unlicensed want him to go. Speaking of private eye is hired by a drug Rose, she’s alarmed when she trafficker to find the men who pays a visit to a family who are murdered his wife. As the detective home-schooling their kids and investigates the case, he discovers the men he is tracking have killed senses something “weird and many times before and takes sterile” in the atmosphere. Also desperate measures to stop them tonight, Nat announces with claiming another victim. Crime great fanfare that she’s found thriller, starring Liam Neeson and the missing files – although one Dan Stevens. (Cert 15, 111 mins. member of staff doesn’t seem 2014) (S) ★★★ thrilled by the discovery… 11.20 FILM The Equalizer Action thriller, with Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace ★★★ Moretz. (Cert 15, 154 mins. 2014) (S) BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.40pm Nolan Live 11.40 A Question Of Sport 12.10am Film 2018 12.40 FILM: Short Term 12 2.10-6.00 BBC News 1.45 AM SuperCasino (S) 3.10 Cowboy BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main BBC1 except: 9.00-10.00pm Sport Relief: The Big TRY-Athlon 10.45 Zoe Ball’s Hardest Road Home 11.45 A Question Of Sport 12.15am Builders (R/S) 4.00 Tribal Teens Kenya. Film 2018 12.45 FILM: Short Term 12 2.15 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.20-6.00 BBC News BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 9.00-10.00pm Gareth Thomas’ (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor Edinburgh. Silver Skydivers For Sport Relief 10.40 Zoe Ball’s Hardest Road Home 11.40 A Question Of Sport 12.10am Film 2018 12.45 FILM: Short Term 12 2.15 Weather For (R/S) 5.10 House Busters (R/S) The Week Ahead 2.20-6.00 BBC News BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: 9.55pm Spotlight 10.25-10.30 The Archiveologists 11.15-12.15 Gareth Thomas’ 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S) Silver Skydivers For Sport Relief BBC2 SCOTLAND as Main BBC2 except: 1.30pm Monty Halls’ Great Irish Escape 2.30 Politics Scotland 3.15 Yes Chef 4.00 Planet Earth 5.00-6.00 Spy In The Wild WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.30pm ITV News Wales At Six SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 10.30pm Scotland Tonight 11.05 Sunday Night At The Palladium 12.05am Teleshopping 1.05 After Midnight 2.35 Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 81 INSIDE TV WEDNESDAY 21 March Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 6.00 AM The Guest Wing 6.00 AM Monkey Life 7.00 Highway Patrol 7.00 Storm City 8.00 6.30 Monkey Life 7.00 7.30 Border Patrol 8.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel RSPCA Animal Rescue UK Border Force 9.00 Secrets The Extra Factor. 7.30 RSPCA Animal Criminal Minds 10.00 9.00 The West Wing Rescue 8.00 Motorway Cold Case 11.00 The Opposition Research. 10.00 Patrol 8.30 Motorway Biggest Loser: Australia The West Wing 365 Days. Patrol 9.00 Road Wars 12.00 PM Obese: A Year 11.00 House Emancipation. 10.00 Warehouse 13 To Save My Life USA 12.00 PM House Last 11.00 Forever 12.00 1.00 The Real A&E 1.30 Resort. 1.00 Without A PM NCIS: Los Angeles The Real A&E 2.00 Stop, Trace Malone v Malone. 2.00 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 2.00 Search, Seize 3.00 Nothing Blue Bloods Thanksgiving. Hawaii Five-0 3.00 To Declare UK 3.30 3.00 The West Wing King NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Nothing To Declare UK Corn. 4.00 The West Wing Stargate SG-1 5.00 The 4.00 Nothing To Declare The Wake Up Call. 5.00 Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 4.30 Nothing To Declare House Let Them Eat Cake. 6.00 Futurama The Wild 5.00 CSI: Crime Scene 6.00 House Joy To The Green Yonder – Part One. Investigation 6.00 Air World: The doctor treats a girl 6.30 The Simpsons Rescue 6.30 Air Rescue who collapsed at a pageant. Maximum Homerdrive.

BLISS | Sky One 10PM other house, where his wife 7.00 The Real A&E A 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 7.00 The Simpsons and daughter live. After failing jockey is airlifted to hospital. Investigation Sounds Simpsons Bible Stories. 7 7.30 The Real A&E Of Silence: An apparent 7.30 The Simpsons Andrew’s house of cards to get Denise to keep Kris pm (actually, he technically has back from work or convince A gymnast’s Olympic Mob assassination Mom And Pop Art: Homer dream is threatened. leaves five people dead. becomes an artist. two houses of cards) comes Kim to move into a hotel for perilously close to crashing the duration of the works, 8.00 Elementary Fidelity: 8.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 DC’s down tonight, as he realises desperation drives Andrew Joan and Kitty try to prove Moonlighting: A convicted Legends Of 8 that the Defence Intelligence killer agrees to help Danny Tomorrow that his son Kris’ construction to a heinous act. But will pm job is located at Andrew’s Agency is behind a in exchange for a more No Country For Old Dads. his efforts be enough? government conspiracy. lenient sentence for his son.

DC’S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW 8PM 9.00 Grey’s Anatomy 9.00 Save Me A police 9.00 A League Of Their | Sky One Games People Play: recording of a distressed Own Sports quiz, with 9 Maggie’s relationship with 999 call from Jody is Joe Hart, Kevin Pietersen Damien and Nora Darhk are pm Clive starts to progress. traced to Streatham. and Josh Widdicombe. holding Ray captive in 1930s Berlin so that he can reignite the Fire Totem – and if that 10.00 The Good Doctor 10.00 SMILF Half A 10.00 Bliss weren’t enough of a problem, Pain: Shaun bonds with a Sheet Cake & A Blue- Comedy 10 young patient who has the Raspberry Slushie. drama. pm a younger and even eviller rare neurological disorder 10.35 SMILF Last in the series. Damien has manifested in Moebius syndrome. 10.30 A League Of 1960s East Germany. Their Own: Unseen 11.00 Criminal Minds 11.10 Here And Now 11.00 The Force: Essex Identity: The Behavioural From Sun Up To Sun Teenage Kids: Cops in 11 Analysis Unit tracks a Down: Farid is troubled by Southend carry out a DINNERLADIES DIARIES 8PM pm | Gold serial killer in Montana his connection to Ramon, series of drugs raids. Tonight’s episode of the behind- who tortures his victims. while Audrey is enlightened. the-scenes doco reveals why 12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene 12.20 AM Save Me 1.20 12.00 AM Ross Kemp: Investigation 1.00 Cold Case Britannia 2.20 Dexter 3.25 Extreme World 1.00 Brit Victoria Wood persuaded the 2.00 Scandal 3.00 Criminal Girls 4.00 The West Wing Cops: Law & Disorder 2.00 BBC to let the cast record each Minds 4.00 Nothing To 5.00-6.00 The West Wing Most Shocking 3.00 The Declare UK 4.30 Nothing To Force: Essex 4.00 It’s Me episode twice. There’s also a Declare UK 5.00-6.00 The Or The Dog 4.30 It’s Me Or spotlight on the men in the cast, Biggest Loser: Australia The Dog 5.00 Futurama – including Stan, played by the 5.30-6.00 Futurama Dales’ Duncan Preston (Doug). 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Time Goes By 2.40 Waiting Always And Everyone 2.15 Going Viral – Part Two. 5.00 Order Anchors Away. 2.00 Supernanny US The Mann 12.00 PM Father Brown The For God 3.20 My Hero Peak Practice 3.20 Heartbeat The Mentalist His Red Right NCIS Blowback. 3.00 NCIS Family. 2.00 MasterChef Hangman’s Demise. 1.00 4.10 Last Of The Summer 4.20 Upstairs, Downstairs Hand. 6.00 The Mentalist Dead Man Walking. 4.00 NCIS Junior USA 3.00 Extreme Death In Paradise 2.00 Sue Wine 6.00 As Time Goes By 5.35 Upstairs, Downstairs A Price Above Rubies. 7.00 Iceman. 5.00 NCIS Cover Makeover: Home Edition 4.00 Thomas: FBEye The Sniper. 6.40 Dad’s Army 7.20 Dad’s The Joy Ride. 6.45 Agatha NCIS The Admiral’s Daughter. Story. 6.00 NCIS Brothers In Extreme Makeover: Home 3.00 Murdoch Mysteries 4.00 Army 8.00 DON’T MISS! Christie’s Poirot 7.55 Agatha 8.00 NCIS Honour Thy Father. Arms. 7.00 NCIS Trojan Edition 5.00 Tipping Point New Tricks Ghosts. 5.00 dinnerladies Diaries 9.00 Christie’s Poirot Double Sin. 9.00 NCIS High Tide. 10.00 Horse. 8.00 NCIS Ex-File. 6.00 Tipping Point 7.00 Dangerfield Haunted. 6.00 dinnerladies 9.40 Victoria 9.00 Safe House 10.00 Bull Home For The Holidays. 9.00 Law & Order: Special MasterChef Junior USA 8.00 Father Brown 7.00 Death In Wood With All The Trimmings Safe House 11.00 The 11.00 Family Guy Peter’s Two Victims Unit Confession. Inside The Ambulance 9.00 Paradise 8.00 Frankie Drake 10.55 Absolutely Fabulous Frankenstein Chronicles Dads. 11.30 Family Guy 10.00 Law & Order: Special Embarrassing Bodies 10.00 Mysteries Ghosts. 9.00 11.35 Live At The Apollo 12.00 AM The Frankenstein 12.00 AM American Dad! 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DramaDave ITV2E4 More4 FREEVIEW 20 FREEVIEW 12 FREEVIEW 6 FREEVIEW 28 FREEVIEW 14 7.10 AM The Bill Hot 6.00 AM Home Shopping 6.00 AM The Planet’s 6.00 AM Hollyoaks 7.00 8.55 AM Food Unwrapped Money. 8.00 London’s 7.10 Scrapheap Funniest Animals 6.20 Rules Of Engagement 9.30 A Place In The Sun: Burning 9.00 Casualty Challenge Final – Swamp Totally Bonkers Guinness 8.00 How I Met Your Home Or Away 10.30 A ’Til Death Do Us Part. 10.00 Racers. 8.10 American World Records 7.10 Mother 9.00 New Girl Place In The Sun: Home Bergerac The Other Woman. Pickers Sturgis Or Bust? Who’s Doing The Dishes? 10.00 2 Broke Girls 11.00 Or Away 11.35 Four In A 11.00 The Bill Crash 9.00 Storage Hunters Ollie Locke. 7.55 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bed 12.05 PM Four In A Landing. 12.00 PM New UK Ipswich. 9.30 Storage Emmerdale 8.20 The 12.00 PM The Goldbergs Bed 12.35 Four In A Bed Tricks Bank Robbery. 1.00 Hunters UK Blackpool. Cube 9.25 The Ellen 1.00 The Big Bang 1.05 Four In A Bed 1.40 Last Of The Summer 10.00 American Pickers DeGeneres Show 10.20 Theory 2.00 How I Met Four In A Bed 2.10 Come Wine 1.40 Bread 2.20 11.00 American Pickers The Bachelor USA Your Mother 2.30 How I Dine With Me 2.40 Come Birds Of A Feather Sailing. Full Steam Ahead. 12.00 Samara Weaving 12.15 PM Emmerdale Met Your Mother 3.00 Dine With Me 3.15 Come 3.00 London’s Burning PM American Pickers stars in SMILF 12.45 You’ve Been New Girl 3.30 New Girl Dine With Me 3.50 Come 4.00 New Tricks Bank 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Top Framed! Gold 1.45 The 4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Dine With Me 4.20 Come Robbery. 5.00 Bergerac Gear 3.00 Impossible 10pm Sky Atlantic Ellen DeGeneres Show 4.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Dine With Me 4.50 A 6.00 Steptoe And Son And Engineering 4.00 World’s 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle 5.00 The Goldbergs 5.30 Place In The Sun: Home Afterwards At. 6.40 Last Of Most Dangerous Roads Show 3.40 The Jeremy The Goldbergs 6.00 The Or Away 5.55 A Place In The Summer Wine Yours Nepal. 5.00 Top Gear BBC4 Kyle Show 4.50 Judge Big Bang Theory 6.30 The Sun: Home Or Away Truly – If You’re Not Careful. 6.00 Top Gear FREEVIEW 9 Rinder 5.50 Take Me Out The Big Bang Theory 6.55 The Supervet

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10.00 New Tricks 10.00 Dave Gorman: 10.00 Carved With 10.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Five Star Hotel 10.00 Britain’s Polar The Last Laugh: The Modern Life Is Goodish Love: The Genius Of USA The celebrities host a Bear Cub Cameras go squad reinvestigates Drippy Strummer: Dave British Woodwork The 10.55 Family Guy 21st birthday party, and behind the scenes at the 10 pm the case of a political Gorman asks just how Extraordinary Thomas Whistle While Your Spencer is unaware that Highland Wildlife Park in activist who disappeared. gullible people are. Chippendale. Wife Works. a love triangle is brewing. Inverness-shire.

11.20 Birds Of A 11.00 Unspun XL With 11.00 Britain’s Outlaws: 11.25 Family Guy Prick 11.05 The Big Bang 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Feather Sailing: Matt Forde Extended Highwaymen, Pirates Up Your Ears. Theory Cats Does Countdown Christmas special from version of the political And Rogues Pirates: Sam 11.55 Family Guy Bango 11.30 The Big Bang With Joe Wilkinson, 11 pm 1989. Pauline Quirke comedy chat show. Willis examines piracy Was His Name, Oh!: Part Theory Seann Walsh, Danny and Linda Robson star. during the 18th century. two of three. 11.55 First Dates Dyer and Bill Bailey.

12.00 AM The Bill 1.00 Ashes 12.00 AM QI XL 1.00 QI 1.40 12.00 AM Treasures Of 12.25 AM American Dad! 1.00 AM Five Star Hotel 2.00 12.10 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen To Ashes 2.00 Ashes To Would I Lie To You? 2.15 Ancient Greece 1.00 Top Of 12.50 American Dad! 1.20 Tattoo Fixers On Holiday 2.55 Nightmares USA 1.05 Vet Ashes 3.00 Crocodile Shoes Mock The Week 2.55 Suits The Pops: 1982 1.30 Top Of Two And A Half Men 1.50 Don’t Tell The Bride 3.45 The On The Hill 2.10 8 Out Of 10 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping The Pops: 1982 2.00 A Two And A Half Men 2.15 Goldbergs 4.10 Rules Of Cats Does Countdown 3.10- History Of Art In Three Totally Bonkers Guinness Engagement 4.30 Rules Of 3.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut Colours 3.00-4.00 Britain’s World Records 2.25 Engagement 4.50-6.00 Outlaws: Highwaymen, Teleshopping 5.55-6.00 Rude(ish) Tube Pirates And Rogues Nightscreen

CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 9.00 AM Bonanza The 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Classic Coronation 6.00 AM The Chase 7.00 The 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Hostage. 10.00 Dynasty Access 9.10 Catch A Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Street 6.50 Heartbeat 7.55 Chase 8.00 Ironside Love My Be Tasty 9.10 Cake Hunters Blake’s Blindness. 11.00 Contractor 9.35 Chicago PD 8.25 Dance Moms 9.05 Last The Royal Slings And Arrows. Enemy. 9.00 Quincy ME 9.40 The Only Way Is Essex Touched By An Angel Missing 10.20 Law & Order 11.20 Man Standing 10.05 The 8.55 Judge Judy 10.15 Visitors In Paradise. 10.05 10.20 Dinner Date 11.25 In Action. 12.00 PM Judge NCIS: New Orleans 12.15 PM Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air 11.05 Inspector Morse The Sins Of Minder Fatal Impression. Dress To Impress 12.25 PM Judy 12.30 Judge Judy 1.00 NCIS: New Orleans 1.10 On Benefits: Desperately The Fathers. 12.35 PM The 11.10 The Saint The Angel’s The Real Housewives Of Gunsmoke Tara. 2.00 NCIS 2.10 Chicago PD The Seeking Stardom 12.00 PM Royal To Love And To Lose. Eye. 12.15 PM Storage Wars Melbourne 1.20 Vanderpump Medium Dead Meat. 3.00 ER Silos. 3.05 Law & Order Police Interceptors 1.05 Can’t 1.35 Heartbeat Caped The Return Of The Mogul’s Rules 2.10 Million Dollar Welcome Back, Carter!. 4.00 Bounty. 4.05 Law & Order Pay? We’ll Take It Away 3.00 Crusaders. 2.40 Classic Return. 12.45 Live Snooker: Listing: NYC 3.10 The Real Judge Judy 4.30 Judge Judy Patient Zero. 5.05 CSI: NY Neighbours 3.30 Home And Coronation Street 3.45 On Players Championship 2018 Housewives Of New York City 5.00 Judge Judy 5.30 Judge Manhattanhenge. 6.00 CSI: Away 4.00 Will & Grace 5.00 The Buses Safety First. 4.15 Day Three: Afternoon Session. 4.05 The Real Housewives Of Judy 6.00 Dynasty Blake’s NY Death House. 7.00 NCIS The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air On The Buses The Injury. 4.50 5.00 Barcelona’s European New Jersey 5.00 The Real Blindness. 7.00 Touched By Baltimore. 8.00 NCIS Swan 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home You’re Only Young Twice Glory 5.15 The Avengers Housewives Of New Jersey An Angel At Risk. 8.00 ER Song. 9.00 Taken Hail Mary. And Away 7.00 Last Man Breakfast At Peabody’s. 5.25 Death’s Door. 6.15 Storage Guilt Trip. 6.00 Dinner Date Summer Run. 9.00 Medium 10.00 Law & Order: Special Standing 8.00 100 Per Cent Rising Damp That’s My Boy. Wars Bid Strong And Prosper. Malcolm. 7.00 Dress To It’s A Wonderful Death. Victims Unit American Hotter 9.00 Riverdale 10.00 5.55 Heartbeat Caped 6.45 Live Snooker: Players Impress Dom. 8.00 Celebrity 10.00 Dynasty The Hearing. Tragedy. 10.55 Law & Order: FILM Scary Movie Includes Crusaders. 7.00 Murder, She Championship 2018 First Dinner Date Chloe Sims. 9.00 11.00 Bad Girls Blood Ties. Special Victims Unit Internal Access. (Cert 18, 88 mins. Wrote 8.00 Endeavour Quarter-Final. The opening Sam And Billie Faiers: The 12.05 AM Judge Judy 12.30 Affairs. 11.55 Chicago Justice 2000) +++11.50 Can’t Pay? Arcadia. 10.00 Law & Order: quarter-final. 11.00 Lethal Mummy Diaries 10.00 Chris & Judge Judy 1.00 ER Summer Drill. 12.50 AM CSI: NY 1.50 We’ll Take It Away 1.50 AM UK I Predict A Riot. 11.00 Weapon Wreck The Halls. Olivia: Crackin’ On 11.05 Run. 2.00 Matlock 3.00 CSI: NY 2.50 CSI: Crime 100 Per Cent Hotter 2.50 Law & Order: UK Pride. 11.55 Hornblower Loyalty. Botched Mo’ Steroids Mo’ Touched By An Angel Scene Investigation 3.50 Celebrity 100 Per Cent Hotter 12.05 AM Unforgotten 1.05 2.00 AM Quincy ME Visitors Problems. 12.00 AM Mob 4.00 The Wild Wild West Access 4.00-6.00 3.35 Last Man Standing Unforgotten 2.00 Nightscreen In Paradise. 3.00-6.00 Wives 12.55-6.00 5.00-9.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 2.30-6.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping Teleshopping lnsideSoap 83 INSIDE TV THURSDAY 22 March BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Holding 6.00 AM The Repair Shop (R/S) 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain (S) 8.30 6.00 AM Countdown (R/S) 6.45 3rd Rock 6 Back The Years (S) 10.00 Homes Under 6.30 Holding Back The Years (R/S) 7.15 Lorraine (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show From The Sun Dickmalion. (R/S) 7.10 am The Hammer (S) 11.00 The Sheriffs The Sheriffs Are Coming (R/S) 8.00 Sign (S) 10.30 This Morning Celebrity chat and 3rd Rock From The Sun Sensitive Dick. Are Coming (S) 11.45 Caught Red Zone: Earth’s Natural Wonders Surviving lifestyle features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose (R/S) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond Handed (R/S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt Against The Odds. (R/S) 9.00 Victoria Women The ladies put the world to rights Season’s Greetings. (R/S) 8.00 Everybody Peterborough 10: Two teams compete at Derbyshire (S) 11.00 BBC Newsroom once more and invite a celebrity guest to Loves Raymond Tissues. (R/S) 8.30 the East of England Showground. (R/S) 1.00 Live (S) 12.00 PM Daily Politics The latest chat about what they are up to. (S) 1.30 Frasier The Show Where Sam Shows Up. BBC News At One; Weather (S) 1.30 politics news and debate. (S) 1.00 Two Lunchtime News/Weather (S) 1.55 (R/S) 9.00 Frasier A Room With A View. Regional News (S) 1.45 Doctors Hidden Tribes (R/S) 1.30 Yes Chef Mary Ann Regional News/Weather (S) 2.00 Judge (R/S) 9.35 Frasier The Club. (R/S) 10.05 Fears: An innocent young man appears Gilchrist puts four amateur cooks through a Rinder Cameras follow criminal barrister Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Old desperate to be arrested. (S) 2.15 A Place series of tests. (R/S) 2.15 Monty Halls’ Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases Neighbourhood. (R/S) 11.00 Undercover To Call Home Cloud Break: Elizabeth Great Irish Escape Monty takes to the in a studio courtroom. (S) 3.00 Dickinson’s Boss USA (R/S) 12.00 PM Channel 4 ignores an important note from Douglas’s water to electronically tag the fins of basking Real Deal Another round of treasure- News/Weather Summary (S) 12.05 solicitor. (S) 3.05 Escape To The Country sharks off the West Coast of Ireland. (R/S) hunting, this time in Buxton, Derbyshire. Come Dine With Me Bristol. (R/S) A professional couple keen to escape 3.15 Planet Earth Shallow Seas: The epic (R/S) 3.59 ITV London Weather (S) 4.00 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers Pickwicks are London and move to Hampshire. (R/S) 3.45 journey of a humpback whale and its calf. Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the tempted by a theatre organ with a £35,000 Money For Nothing Old bedroom cabinets (R/S) 4.15 Spy In The Wild Animals getting arcade-themed quiz show, in which asking price. (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) and a steamer trunk are restored. (S) 4.30 up to all sorts of mischief. (R/S) 5.15 Put contestants drop tokens down a choice 3.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Flog It! Sandon Hall 42: Making a profit at Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Eric of four chutes in the hope of winning a Away Dorset v Tenerife. (R/S) 4.00 A auction. (R/S) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show, Knowles v Chuko Ojiri Showdown: The £10,000 jackpot. (S) 5.00 The Chase New Life In The Sun (S) 5.00 Four In hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (R/S) week’s overall winner is revealed. (S) Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S) A Bed (R/S) 5.30 Star Boot Sale (S)

9.30pm Still Game 9pm Civilisations 4pm Tipping Point 9pm My Baby’s Life: Who Decides?

6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show, 6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.00 The Simpsons The 6 (S) hosted by Jeremy Vine. (S) 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S) Fabulous Faker Boy. (R/S) pm 6.30 Regional News (S) 6.30 The Repair Shop The 6.30 Hollyoaks Leela team restores a Boulle-work hears some devastating clock and a Georgian desk. (S) news about Peri. (S)

7.00 The One Show Topical 7.00 Saving Lives At Sea 7.00 Emmerdale 7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather 7 stories from around the UK. (S) The Lowestoft crew help a sailor Liv continues to seek (S) pm 7.30 EastEnders Stacey who does not want to be rescued, solace as the harsh reality of her grills Jean about what she and a Good Samaritan is saved situation leaves her in despair. (S) said but Mo quickly jumps in to cut after trying to help a dog which 7.30 Pets: The True Cost – her off. The residents celebrate the jumped into the river Thames. (R/S) Tonight The cost of the UK’s love life of Kat at the fund-raiser, while affair with cats and dogs. (S) Louise and Hunter get closer. (S)

8.00 MasterChef The last 8.00 Big Cats About 8.00 Emmerdale 8.00 Location, Location, 8 quarter-finalists make their own The House New series. Marlon makes a fatal Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil pm version of a full English breakfast. (S) Following the work error, while David offers a helping Spencer search the Reading area for 8.30 Not Going Out Stolen: of big cat expert Giles hand to a friend in need. (S) a young woman who wants a home A missing toy keyring leads to Clark, as he works to transform 8.30 Coronation Street in the suburb of Caversham and two a rift with Toby and Anna. (S) The Big Cat Sanctuary in Kent into David announces he teachers who need a family home a centre of global excellence for wants to leave Weatherfield for a new before term starts. (S) conservation. (S) life in New Zealand with his dad. (S)

9.00 EastEnders 9.00 Civilisations The Eye Of 9.00 Martin Luther 9.00 My Baby’s Life: Who 9 Kat Moon returns to Faith: Mary Beard explores art King By Trevor Decides? Part two of two. The pm Albert Square in the middle of and religion and how the two have McDonald The mother of a 12-year-old quadriplegic a fund-raiser celebrating her life. inspired each other, focusing broadcaster travels to girl fights to get her daughter the What on earth is going on? (S) on the fundamental problem of America’s Deep South treatment she needs, but doctors 9.30 Still Game Balls Up: Jack and making god – or gods – visible to find out about Martin Luther King question whether her quality of life Victor take up walking football. (S) in the human world. (S) and what he meant to people. (S) will be enough. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.00 MOTD: The Premier 10.00 ITV News At Ten (S) 10.00 The Job Interview The 10 10.30 Regional News (S) League Show Magazine 10.30 Regional News/Weather (S) RAC interviews for a roadside patrol pm 10.45 Question Time Topical programme featuring news 10.45 The World’s Ugliest Pets officer and Kettering mortgage debate from Leeds, chaired and highlights. (S) Caroline Quentin meets far from broker TMP needs a case manager by David Dimbleby. (S) 10.30 Newsnight (S) photogenic pets, including hairless to guide their clients through the guinea pigs and giant snails. (R/S) borrowing process. (S)

11.45 This Week Andrew Neil introduces 11.15 Top Gear Matt LeBlanc tests the 11.45 The Durrells (R/S) 12.40 AM 11.05 Gogglebox (R/S) 12.05 AM 11 a round-table chat, in which he, Michael world’s fastest-accelerating car, with a little Lethal Weapon Wreck The Halls: Murtaugh Seven Year Switch (R/S) 1.05 One pm Portillo and other guests take a look help from NASA. Dara O Briain and Ed Byrne and Riggs are called to a homicide only Born Every Minute (R/S) 2.00 The back at the past seven days’ political are the studio guests. (R/S) 12.15 AM Sign to find the victim is an old friend. (R/S) Supervet (R/S) 2.55 The Truth About and parliamentary developments. (S) Zone: MasterChef (R/S) 12.45 Sign 1.25 Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. Your Pay: Channel 4 Dispatches (R/S) 12.35-6.00 AM BBC News (S) Zone: Imagine – Mel Brooks: Unwrapped 3.00 Pets: The True Cost – Tonight (R) 3.25 Coast Vs Country (R/S) 4.20 (R/S) 2.00-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) 3.25 Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 The Location, Location, Location (R/S) Jeremy Kyle Show (R/S) 5.15 Food Unwrapped (R/S) 5.40-6.00 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free (R/S) 84 lnsideSoap THURSDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Paul and Ben are called in to evict squatters from a residential property. (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (R/S) 1.10 Access Showbiz news and gossip. (S) 1.15 Home And Away Hunter realises Irene knew about Olivia’s infidelity. (S) 1.45 Neighbours Mishti obtains full confessions from Rafael, Jayden and Sue. (S) 2.15 NCIS Toxic: An army scientist goes missing. (R/S) 3.15 FILM Secrets In The Attic A teenager finds a youth hiding in the attic of the house she has just moved into, and discovers he has been accused of murder. Thriller, starring Abbie Cobb and Max Lloyd-Jones. (Cert PG, 90 mins. 2016) (S) ★★★ 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

MARTIN LUTHER KING BY TREVOR McDONALD |ITV9PM Livingthedream ThiThis ddocumentary is a real discover the story of a life that cuff – this is confirmed by MLK’s 8pm Bargain-Loving Brits In The… labour of love for Sir Trevor, had a huge impact on his own. assistant Willie Pearl Mackey and a film that he’s wanted to One of the most interesting King, who typed the speech 6.00 Home And Away Senior constable Thorne make for a long time. To mark revelations in the film is that the up for him. Trevor also goes in breaks up a fight between Mason the 50th anniversary of the death iconic words “I have a dream” search of protestors who fought and two of the River Boys. (R/S) of civil rights activist Martin were not scripted for his speech alongside King for their rights, 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) Luther King in April 1968, at the March on Washington in and has a chilling sit-down with Trevor heads to the US to 1963, and were spoken off the an ex-Ku Klux Klan member. 7.00 The Yorkshire Vet Casebook New series. Favourite stories and unseen footage from the series, following Yorkshire vet Julian Norton, his partner Peter Wright and their team. (S) Once more with felines BIG CATS ABOUT THE HOUSE | BBC2 8PM

8.00 Bargain-Loving Brits In We squealed a lot watching The Sun Fitness instructor and this film, as the close-up entrepreneur Anthony organises footage of tiny cubs is adorable a campsite coach trip to the in the extreme – but there’s Algar waterfalls, while female impersonator James and his partner more to this three-part series David rent a working farm. (S) than just cuteness. Big cat expert Giles Clark is taking on his most challenging project 9.00 Do The Right Thing With to date, running the Big Cat Eamonn & Ruth Eamonn Holmes Sanctuary in Kent which he and Ruth Langsford try to save a playground for children with hopes to turn into a centre disabilities from closure and of global excellence. It’s a investigate the deaths of babies by vital mission, as 80 per cent suffocating on nappy sacks. (S) of big cats around the world are currently endangered. His 10.00 Under Siege Action first task is helping five-day- adventure, starring Steven old jaguar cub Maya, who has Seagal, Erika Eleniak, Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones. (Cert been rejected by her mother, 15, 98 mins. 1992) (S) ★★★★ so Giles brings her home where he can provide the feline with round-the-clock care. 12.10 AM SuperCasino Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Cowboy Builders Barry Revisit: Alison Cork returns to a bachelor BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.40pm The View 11.15 Question Time 12.15am This Week 1.00-6.00 BBC News BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 pad she redecorated in south Wales. (R/S) except: 11.00am Bargain Hunt 11.20-1.45 Match Of The Day Wales: China Cup 9.30-10.00pm Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience BBC2 N IRELAND as Main 4.00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges The BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30pm Soft Border Patrol 11.15 Party Political Broadcast 11.20 MOTD: The Premier League Show 11.50-12.15 Top Gear: Extra Gear Forth Rail Bridge. (R/S) 4.45 House BBC2 SCOTLAND as Main BBC2 except: 12.00-1.00pm First Minister’s Questions 6.30 Saving Lives At Sea 7.30-8.00 Timeline BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 Doctor Portishead: Selling a bungalow. except: 1.00pm BBC News At One/Weather 1.45-2.15 Two Tribes 10.00-10.30 Still Game 11.15 MOTD: The Premier League Show 11.45-12.45 Gareth (R/S) 5.10 House Busters (R/S) Thomas’ Silver Skydivers For Sport Relief WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.30pm ITV News Wales At Six SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 10.29pm STV Ski 10.30 11.05 11.35 12.25am 1.25 2.55 3.20 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS Report Scotland Tonight The Kyle Files Lethal Weapon Teleshopping After Midnight Pets: The True Cost – Tonight (R/S) Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 85 INSIDE TV THURSDAY 22 March Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 6.00 AM The Guest Wing 6.00 AM Monkey Life 7.00 Highway Patrol 7.30 7.00 Storm City 8.00 6.30 Monkey Life 7.00 Border Patrol 8.00 UK Richard E Grant’s Hotel RSPCA Animal Rescue Border Force 9.00 Secrets 9.00 The West 7.30 RSPCA Animal Criminal Minds 10.00 Wing King Corn. 10.00 The Rescue 8.00 Motorway Cold Case 11.00 The West Wing The Wake Up Patrol 8.30 Motorway Biggest Loser: Australia Call. 11.00 House Let Them Patrol 9.00 Road Wars 12.00 PM Obese: A Year Eat Cake. 12.00 PM House 10.00 Warehouse 13 To Save My Life USA 1.00 Joy To The World. 1.00 11.00 Forever 12.00 PM Air Rescue 1.30 Air Without A Trace 4.0. 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Rescue 2.00 Stop, Search, Blue Bloods Moonlighting. Hawaii Five-0 2.00 Hawaii Seize 3.00 Nothing To 3.00 The West Wing Five-0 3.00 NCIS: Los Declare UK 3.30 Nothing Freedonia. 4.00 The West Angeles 4.00 Stargate To Declare UK 4.00 Wing Drought Conditions. SG-1 5.00 The Simpsons Nothing To Declare 5.00 House Painless. 5.30 Futurama 6.00 4.30 Nothing To Declare 6.00 House Big Baby: The Futurama The Wild Green 5.00 CSI: Crime Scene team tackles the case of a Yonder – Part Three. 6.30 Investigation 6.00 Air teacher who collapsed after The Simpsons The Old Rescue 6.30 Air Rescue coughing up blood Man And The C Student.

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Crime Scene Investigation 104 mins. 2011) +++2.25 Million Dollar Princesses 4.25 105 mins. 2008) +++ 11.00 Mob Wives: Miami 3.00 Touched By An Angel 2.50 CSI: Crime Scene Now That’s Funny! 3.25 Last On The Buses 4.50 Rising 1.15 AM Fifth Gear 2.10 The Monkey 12.00 AM The 4.00 The Wild Wild West Investigation 3.50 Access Man Standing 3.50 Access Damp 5.15 Judge Judy Protectors 2.45 Nightscreen Jeremy Kyle Show USA 5.00-7.30 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 5.35-6.00 Nightscreen 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 91 WHO’S WHO? INand OUT CASUALTY Beth Sutherland...... Lisa George Kirk Sutherland...... Andrew Whyment Connie Beauchamp...... Amanda Mealing Rita Tanner...... Barbara Knox Gemma Dean...... Rebecca Ryan Craig Tinker...... Colson Smith We spin soap’sp’s revolving door... Iain Dean...... Michael Stevenson Sinead Tinker...... Katie McGlynn Lisa ‘Duffy’ Duffin...... Cathy Shipton Josh Tucker...... Ryan Clayton Charlie Fairhead...... Derek Thompson Kevin Webster...... Michael Le Vell CATHERINE TYLDESLEY Noel Garcia...... Tony Marshall Rosie Webster...... Helen Flanagan Elle Gardner...... Jaye Griffiths Sophie Webster...... Brooke Vincent OUT (Eva Price, Corrie) Ethan Hardy...... George Rainsford Gary Windass...... Mikey North Catherine will soon David Hide...... Jason Durr Gemma Winter...... Dolly-Rose Campbell Dylan Keogh...... William Beck ilm her inal sceneesasEva, but Bea Kinsella...... Michelle Fox DOCTORS insiders predict theere won’t be Jacob Masters...... Charles Venn ...... Zara Carmichael Elisabeth Dermot Walsh a tragic ending for the bubbly Rash Masum Neet Mohan Heston Carter...... Owen Brenman Robyn Miller...... Amanda Henderson ...... barmaid. “The dooor ...... Ruhma Carter Bharti Patel Alicia Munroe Chelsea Halfpenny Jimmi Clay...... Adrian Lewis Morgan will be left open to give Sam Nicholls...... Charlotte Salt ...... Ben Galadima Michael Fatogun Catherine the channce Louise Tyler Azuka Oforka Daniel Granger...... Matthew Chambers Al Haskey...... Ian Midlane to return in the futuure CORONATION STREET Karen Hollins...... Jan Pearson once she’s pursuedd ...... Dev Alahan...... Jimmi Harkishin Rob Hollins Chris Walker ...... other avenues,” sayys Asha Alahan...... Tanisha Gorey Ayesha Lee Laura Rollins ...... Angie Appleton...... Victoria Ekanoye Valerie Pitman Sarah Moyle a cobbles source.“ So ...... Jude Appleton...... Paddy Wallace Emma Reid Dido Miles we could well seeE va ...... Izzy Armstrong...... Cherylee Houston Mrs Tembe Lorna Laidlaw ...... again.” But that dooesn’t Adam Barlow...... Sam Robertson Sid Vere Ashley Rice Amy Barlow...... Elle Mulvaney EASTENDERS mean it won’t be a Ken Barlow...... William Roache dramatic exit – with Eva Peter Barlow...... Chris Gascoyne Arshad Ahmed...... Madhav Sharma Simon Barlow...... Alex Bain Mariam Ahmed...... Indira Joshi secretly carryingAid A an’s Tracy Barlow...... Kate Ford Masood Ahmed...... Nitin Ganatra baby, the scene is set for Leanne Battersby...... Jane Danson Keegan Baker...... Zack Morris a sensational swannsong. Toyah Battersby...... Georgia Taylor Mitch Baker...... Roger Griffiths Chesney Brown...... Sam Aston Ian Beale...... Adam Woodyatt Early summer Mary Cole...... Patti Clare Aidan Connor...... Shayne Ward Carla Connor...... Alison King ANNIE JONES Jenny Connor...... Sally Ann Matthews Johnny Connor...... Richard Hawley (Jane Harris, Neighbours) Kate Connor...... Faye Brookes IN Jane is heading home Maria Connor...... Samia Longchambon after three decades, but Michelle Connor...... Kym Marsh she’s not the only one coming Roy Cropper...... David Neilson Kathy Beale...... Gillian Taylforth back to Ramsay Street. “We will ...... Tyrone Dobbs Alan Halsall Dot Branning June Brown also be bringing back a minor Seb Franklin...... Harry Visinoni Jack Branning...... Scott Maslen Imran Habeeb...... Charlie De Melo Max Branning...... Jake Wood character from the past down Cathy Matthews...... Melanie Hill Jay Brown...... Jamie Borthwick the track, played by a different Billy Mayhew...... Daniel Brocklebank Tiffany Butcher...... Maisie Smith actor,” reveals producer Jason Liz McDonald...... Beverley Callard Linda Carter...... Kellie Bright Herbison. “I think viewers will Steve McDonald...... Simon Gregson Mick Carter...... Danny Dyer get a kick out of the direction ...... Sally Metcalfe Sally Dynevor Shirley Carter Linda Henry that we’ve gone in.” March Tim Metcalfe...... Joe Duttine Tina Carter...... Luisa Bradshaw-White Alya Nazir...... Sair Khan Whitney Carter...... Shona McGarty Rana Nazir...... Bhavna Limbachia Bex Fowler...... Jasmine Armfield Yasmeen Nazir...... Shelley King Martin Fowler...... James Bye KATIE JARVIS Zeedan Nazir...... Qasim Akhtar Michelle Fowler...... Jenna Russell (Hayley Slater, Ali Neeson...... James Burrows Sonia Fowler...... Natalie Cassidy IN ...... EastEnders) Daniel Osbourne Rob Mallard Stacey Fowler Lacey Turner Those Slaters are like buses! Brian Packham...... Peter Gunn Denise Fox...... Diane Parish Eileen Phelan...... Sue Cleaver Kim Fox-Hubbard...... Tameka Empson Now Kat and co are back, Pat Phelan...... Connor McIntyre Mo Harris...... Laila Morse Hayley will also return to town Vincent Hubbard...... Richard Blackwood – but what will Martin make Carmel Kazemi...... Bonnie Langford of her true identity? Spring Kush Kazemi...... Davood Ghadami Shakil Kazemi...... Shaheen Jafargholi Billy Mitchell...... Perry Fenwick Honey Mitchell...... Emma Barton SUSIE AMY Louise Mitchell...... Tilly Keeper (Scarlett Morgan, Hollyoaks) Phil Mitchell...... Steve McFadden She may have left her son Ollie Bethany Platt...... Lucy Fallon Sharon Mitchell...... Letitia Dean IN with ex-husband Luke, but ...... …...... David Platt Jack P Shepherd Kat Moon Jessie Wallace Scarlett isn’t done in Hollyoaks – and Martin Platt...... ……...... Sean Wilson Joyce Murray...... Maggie Steed Sarah Platt...... Tina O’Brien Ted Murray...... Christopher Timothy Susie can’t wait to be reunited with Robert Preston...... Tristan Gemmill Hunter Owen...... Charlie Winter the cast, particularly her Footballers Eva Price...... Catherine Tyldesley Melanie Owen...... Tamzin Outhwaite Wives co-star Gary Lucy (aka Luke). Shona Ramsey...... Julia Goulding Hayley Slater...... Katie Jarvis “There’s some bigger stuff that’s going Audrey Roberts...... Sue Nicholls Bernadette Taylor...... Clair Norris to happen with the family,” Susie tells Gail Rodwell...... Helen Worth Karen Taylor...... Lorraine Stanley Nicola Rubinstein...... Nicola Thorp Keanu Taylor...... Danny Walters us. “What happens is going to be quite Gina Seddon...... Connie Hyde Jean Walters...... Gillian Wright fun from my perspective!” Spring Fiz Stape...... Jennie McAlpine Donna Yates...... Lisa Hammond

92 lnsideSoap EMMERDALE HOLLYOAKS ...... THEEXFILES! Pete Barton Anthony Quinlan Leah Barnes Ela-May Demircan Ross Barton...... Michael Parr Grace Black...... Tamara Wall Victoria Barton...... Isabel Hodgins Sienna Blake...... Anna Passey Bernice Blackstock...... Samantha Giles Esther Bloom...... Jazmine Franks What are the one-time Rodney Blackstock...... Patrick Mower Kim Butterfield...... Daisy Wood-Davis Frank Clayton...... Michael Praed Courtney Campbell...... Amy Conachan stars of soap up to now? Aaron Dingle...... Danny Miller Holly Cunningham...... Amanda Clapham Belle Dingle...... Eden Taylor-Draper Tom Cunningham...... Ellis Hollins CORNELIA’S BATTLE Cain Dingle...... Jeff Hordley Joel Dexter...... Rory Douglas-Speed Summer Bay actress Cornelia Frances Charity Dingle...... Emma Atkins Chas Dingle...... Lucy Pargeter (Morag Bellingham) has vowed to Debbie Dingle...... Charley Webb fight cancer and get back on our TVs, Faith Dingle...... Sally Dexter despite the disease having spread Lisa Dingle...... Jane Cox from her bladder to her hip. “It’s a Marlon Dingle...... Mark Charnock hard road, but we’ll get there,” shares ...... Moira Dingle Natalie J Robb the star. “I’m feeling fine, considering Noah Dingle...... Jack Downham Sam Dingle...... James Hooton Adam Donovan...... Jimmy Essex what’s inside me. I’m really feeling Samson Dingle...... Sam Hall Glenn Donovan...... Bob Cryer okay. The pain comes and goes but Sarah Dingle...... Katie Hill Jesse Donovan...... Luke Jerdy you expect that. It’s par for the course. Zak Dingle...... Steve Halliwell Scott Drinkwell...... Ross Adams I’m gonna fight it, by God I am.” Harriet Finch...... Katherine Dow Blyton Milo Entwistle...... Nathan Morris Liv Flaherty...... Isobel Steele Ste Hay...... Kieron Richardson JAC JETS OFF Graham Foster...... Andrew Scarborough Brody Hudson...... Adam Woodward Jacob Gallagher...... Joe-Warren Plant Diane Hutchinson...... Alex Fletcher Jacqueline Jossa (EastEnders’ Rhona Goskirk...... Zoe Henry Tony Hutchinson...... Nick Pickard Lauren Branning) has defended her Jessie Grant...... Sandra Marvin Damon Kinsella...... Jacob Roberts character’s exit after some fans Lydia Hart...... Karen Blick Ryan Knight...... Duncan James branded it ‘boring’. “I thought it Bob Hope...... Tony Audenshaw Leela Lomax...... Kirsty-Leigh Porter was really empowering for Lauren Brenda Hope...... Lesley Dunlop Tegan Lomax...... Jessica Ellis Cathy Hope...... Gabrielle Dowling Louis Loveday...... Karl Collins to leave as a single woman,” she Jimmy King...... Nick Miles Simone Loveday...... Jacqueline Boatswain insists. Meanwhile, the actress Nicola King...... Nicola Wheeler Zack Loveday...... Duayne Boachie has started vlogging on her own Paddy Kirk...... Dominic Brunt Farrah Maalik...... Krupa Pattani YouTube channel, JacquelinesWorld – where you can Priya Kotecha...... Fiona Wade Imran Maalik...... Ijaz Rana treat yourself too the highlights of her holiday in Dubai! ...... Pearl Ladderbanks Meg Johnson Misbah Maalik Harvey Virdi Megan Macey...... Gaynor Faye Sami Maalik...... Rishi Nair HOT SHIP!! David Metcalfe...... Matthew Wolfenden Yasmine Maalik...... Haiesha Mistry Tracy Metcalfe...... Amy Walsh Cleo McQueen...... Nadine Mulkerrin Ex-Emmerdale actress Charlie Eric Pollard...... Chris Chittell Goldie McQueen...... Chelsee Healey Hardwick (ValP ollard) will Doug Potts...... Duncan Preston Hunter McQueen...... Theo Graham star alongsidef ormer Corrie Gerry Roberts...... Shaun Thomas Lily McQueen...... Lauren McQueen fella Richard Fleeeshman ...... Jai Sharma Chris Bisson Myra McQueen Nicole Barber-Lane (Craig Harris) annd actor Joe Prince McQueen..Malique Thompson-Dwyer Maxine Minniver...... Nikki Sanderson McGann in The Last Ship Luke Morgan...... Gary Lucy – a musical abooutthe Ellie Nightingale...... Sophie Porley north-east shipyyards, written James Nightingale...... Gregory Finnegan by rock legend Sting. The Marnie Nightingale...... Lysette Anthony stage productioon will open Darren Osborne...... Ashley Taylor Dawson Jack Osborne...... Jimmy McKenna in Newcastle, before

Rishi Sharma...... Bhasker Patel Nancy Osborne...... Jessica Fox touring the country GETTY PHOTOS: Dan Spencer...... Liam Fox Mandy Richardson...... Sarah Jayne Dunn from next month. Daz Spencer...... Mark Jordon Dirk Savage...... David Kennedy Diane Sugden...... Elizabeth Estensen Buster Smith...... Nathan Sussex Robert Sugden...... Ryan Hawley Sally St Claire...... Annie Wallace Joe Tate...... Ned Porteous Darcy Wilde...... Aisling Jarrett-Gavin Arthur Thomas...... Alfie Clarke REGIONS & RADIO Gabby Thomas...... Rosie Bentham Laurel Thomas...... Charlotte Bellamy HOME AND AWAY FAIR CITY RTÉ1, RTÉ Player (Ireland only) Sunday, Tuesday, Lachlan White...... Thomas Atkinson Wednesday, Thursday 8pm (NI only: Sky 161, Virgin 875) Martin ‘Ash’ Ashford...... George Mason Rebecca White...... Emily Head RIVER CITY BBC1 Scotland, iPlayer Tuesday 8pm Sky 971, Ben Astoni...... Rohan Nichol Vanessa Woodfield...... Michelle Hardwick Coco Astoni...... Anna Cocquerel Freesat 960, Virgin 862, TalkTalk TV 956 Kerry Wyatt...... Laura Norton Maggie Astoni...... Kestie Morassi THE ARCHERS BBC Radio 4, iPlayer Sun-Fri 7pm (omnibus Sun 10am) Ziggy Astoni...... Sophie Dillman HOLBY CITY Marilyn Chambers...... Emily Symons Jasmine Delaney...... Sam Frost Serena Campbell...... Catherine Russell Olivia Fraser Richards.....Raechelle Banno NEIGHBOURS Dipi Rebecchi...... Sharon Johal Ben ‘Lofty’ Chiltern...... Lee Mead Willow Harris...... Sarah Roberts Jarrod ‘Toadie’ Rebecchi...... Ryan Moloney Meena Chowdhury...... Salma Hoque Ryder Jackson...... Lukas Radovich Aaron Brennan...... Matt Wilson Kirsha Rebecchi...... Vani Dhir Dominic Copeland...... David Ames Hunter King...... Scott Lee Mark Brennan...... Scott McGregor Shane Rebecchi...... Nicholas Coghlan Xavier Duval...... Marcus Griffiths Brody Morgan...... Jackson Heywood Jack Callahan...... Andrew Morley Sonya Rebecchi...... Eve Morey Adrian Fletcher...... Alex Walkinshaw Justin Morgan...... James Stewart Gary Canning...... Damien Richardson Yashvi Rebecchi...... Olivia Junkeer John Gaskell...... Paul McGann Mason Morgan...... Orpheus Pledger Sheila Canning...... Colette Mann Paul Robinson...... Stefan Dennis Ric Griffin...... Hugh Quarshie Tori Morgan...... Penny McNamee Xanthe Canning...... Lilly Van der Meer Steph Scully...... Carla Bonner Essie Harrison...... Kaye Wragg Raffy Morrison...... Olivia Deeble Elly Conway...... Jodi Anasta Mishti Sharma...... Scarlet Vas Donna Jackson...... Jaye Jacobs John Palmer...... Shane Withington Clive Gibbons...... Geoff Paine Paige Smith...... Olympia Valance Sacha Levy...... Bob Barrett Leah Patterson...... Ada Nicodemou Izzy Hoyland...... Natalie Bassingthwaight David Tanaka...... Takaya Honda Roxanna MacMillan...... Hermione Gulliford Robbo...... Jake Ryan Rafael Humphreys...... Ryan Thomas Leo Tanaka...... Tim Kano Nicky McKendrick...... Belinda Owusu Irene Roberts...... Lynne McGranger Karl Kennedy...... Alan Fletcher Amy Williams...... Zoe Cramond Jac Naylor...... Rosie Marcel Alf Stewart...... Ray Meagher Susan Kennedy...... Jackie Woodburne Jimmy Williams...... Darcy Tadich Frieda Petrenko...... Olga Fedori Roo Stewart...... Georgie Parker Ben Kirk...... Felix Mallard Piper Willis...... Mavournee Hazel Oliver Valentine...... James Anderson Colby Thorne...... Tim Franklin Sue Parker...... Kate Gorman Terese Willis...... Rebekah Elmaloglou lnsideSoap 93 PRIZE CROSSWORD For the chance to win £100, complete the crossword puzzle, and the yellow squares – £100 reading from top to bottom – will spell out a word linked to the pictured soap character… ACROSS 3 & 19D Hollyoaks villager 1234 5 6 Marnie Nightingale has been attempting to impress him 7 8 with her football skills (6,5) 7 Profession of troubled Rana 9 10 Nazir in Coronation Street (5) 8 See 40A 11 12 13 14 15 9 __ Nicodemou, long-serving Home and Away actress who 16 17 plays Leah Patterson (3) 11 Bob Hope has been 18 unfaithful to her with Laurel Thomas in Emmerdale (6) 19 20 21 22 13 Toned and muscular, like 25D and his brothers 23 in Neighbours (6) 16 __ Miller, actress who 24 25 played the late 40A in Home and Away (3) 26 27 28 17 & 48A Emmerdale village doctor who was dumped by 29 30 Aaron Dingle (4,5) 18 Lily McQueen’s new 31 32 husband in Hollyoaks (6) 21 Actor Adam Rickitt’s 33 34 35 36 Chester alter ego (4,5) 23 __ Owen, EastEnder who 37 38 has reopened Walford’s 33A (7) 26 Nicola __, actress who 39 40 plays her namesake Ms Rubinstein in Corrie (5) 41 42 43 44 28 & 34D She plays poorly crash survivor Rebecca 45 46 White in Emmerdale (5,4) 32 Relation that engaged 47 48 Fiz Stape is to Tyrone Dobbs in Coronation Street (7) 49 33 E20 is a __ in Walford (9) 37 Steph __, Ramsay Street lady who ended her relationship DOWN 14 Pat __, Weatherfield killer 29 See 46D with Jack Callahan (6) 1 See 12D who very nearly had a taste 30 Piper __, Erinsborough lass 39 One of Dev Alahan’s twins 2 See 44D of his own medicine (6) played by Mavournee Hazel (6) in Coronation Street (4) 3 & 31D Casualty newcomer 15 Moggy shared between Dot 31 See 3D 40 & 8A Tragic Summer Bay who was suspected of writing Branning and 45A in Walford (4) 34 See 28A copper who was dating Robbo the Rage In Resus blog (3,8) 19 See 3A 35 See 24D before she passed away (3,7) 4 Received a sharp blow or 20 Substance sometimes taken 36 Home Farm __, business 41 __ Boachie, actor who plays smack, like a lot of cheating soap from patients in Casualty (5) that’s owned by scheming Hollyoaks’ Zack Loveday (6) characters have in the past! (7) 22 & 38D Coronation Street Joe Tate in Emmerdale (7) 43 __ Campbell, deputy clinical 5 Fish’n’__ shop, Albert Square woman that Sophie Webster 38 See 22D lead who recently returned to fella 6D owns one of these (4) is in love with (4,6) 42 __ Brearly, legendary Holby City Hospital (6) 6 Original EastEnders 24 & 35D Keegan’s father Woolpack landlord from the 45 __ Murray, Square fella who character who has grand who has recently rocked 1970s in Emmerdale (4) plays chess with his neighbour business plans (3,5) up to Albert Square (5,5) 44 & 2D Doctor at The Mill Bernadette Taylor (3) 10 & 47A Dad of Emmerdale 25 __ Brennan, Neighbours Health Centre played by 47 See 10D village veterinary surgeon fella who split with 30D when actress Dido Miles (4,4) 48 See 17A Vanessa Woodfield (5,7) he was sent to jail (5) 46 & 29D The name of the 49 __ Smith, teen actress who 12 & 1D She shared a night 27 Unit in which beer can be hospital where Hollyoaks recently reprised her role as of passion with her boss served at the Rovers Return village resident Tegan Lomax EastEnder Tiffany Butcher (6) Ethan Hardy in Casualty (6,6) in Coronation Street (4) is currently in a coma (3,6) 94 lnsideSoap LAST WEEK’S SUDOKU SOAPSTAR SOLUTIONS Fill in all the squares in the grid LINKS PRIZE CROSSWORD so that every row, column and Can you identify the correct links HLHBHAJI FK each of the nine 3x3 boxes contains between these five soap characters? 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PHELAN’S he brutal and bloodthirsty REIGN OF builder has plagued the TERROR Tcobbles for too long now – so next week, Phelan decides to COULD SOON torment another town! As the net YOUR BE OVER… closes in, he whisks Eileen off to a seaside cottage in a bid to escape NEXT ISSUE his evil past, but all hell looks set ON SALE to break loose. What drama is about TUESDAY to go down atop the high hills? 20 MARCH

EMMERDALE Also... The butler did it! oe’s right-hand man Graham has been very mysterious so far – but Jnext week, he floors Debbie by WEDDED MISS? opening up about his tragic past. What dark secrets does he have to reveal? Will it be second time lucky for HOLLYOAKS Fire terror – but for whom? Casualty’s Glen NEIGHBOURS Dakota Davies returns! and Robyn? HOME AND AWAY Sinkhole shocks…

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WHAT’S HIT THE BULLSEYE RECENTLY – AND WHAT’SFALLEN WIWIDEIDE OFO THE MARK?

Dear Corrie. Please don’t waste pocket- rocket Gemma on joy sponge Chesney. Lots of love, Inside the Soaps. x

We almost feel sorry for Phelan. Having too drag bodies from a pond on a stormy, snowyy night – and then falling into liquid concrete! Honestly, the sheer stress of his life has put us right o murdering anyone.

Steve McFadden must suer from the most shocking déjà vu, the way Phil’s old storylines ccome bback arouund. Our very favourite soap face is Jenny Connor Takes Against Someone face.

Not something you Our hero of the week see every day: a was Emmerdale’s Tracy,foor woman constanntly speaking so publicly and braavelyy checking on thehe about her past life as a prostiitute, sperm sample she and for not taking any moree of keeps hidden in her David’s self-serving, victim-blaaming bra. Loving your nonsense. Ditch him and doon’t work, Neighbours. look back, Trace! And like David has any right to judge someoone That beard/hair on life choices made years aago combo suits – he slept with Leyla merre Aidan. We hope weeks ago! What a he sticks with it prize prannock. and gives us the full 1970s sailor Jacob’s qui is out of control! Action Man. The next Emmerdale disaster will surely see it rolling over the Dirty Den iss still clearly whole village. (In fact, to save hauunting the Vic.. All the Carters’ Emmerdale, we’ve stolen currrent woes are Den’s fault! Jakey’s hairdo and given it to If hhe hadn’t frramed Phil in someone else hidden in this 2003,then th Phil wouldn’t have issue. Can you nd it?*)) met Aididan inn prison and we’d haveve alll been saved a Laugh of the week was learning that Ross calls great ddealall of whispered Joe ‘Lord Farquaad’. It’s funny because itit’s s true! mmelodrama.

Baby Dotty is clearly as thrilled as we are by the Aidan bangs on and onnab aboutbout his missing Bob and Laurel romance. money, and then gives away a box of teeth! Get the tooth fairy in, mate – it’s worth at *We promise this is the last least three quid at current market value. time we’re doing this gag.