/THE SOME ECCENTRIC FuNu .al What is Womanfs < An enormous crowd gathered « ..Chester, England, a few months ap -to witness the funeral of an electrics Beauty but Health? engineer, who w bb carried to the cen, etery in a coffin that had been labon And the Basis of Her Health and ou.sly constructed by himself out ol Vigor Lies in the Careful Reg To the Merit o f Lydia E. Pink 4,000 match boxes. These, with their ulation of the Bowels. ham’s Vegetable Com tops visible and advertising their re I f woman’s beauty depended upon spective makers, were varnished over cosmetics, every woman would be a pound during Change and strengthened Inside with wood. * ✓ picture of loveliness. But beauty lies o f Life. On the coffin was placed an electric deeper than that It lies in health. In •battery. the majority of cases the basis of Ancient Lindisfarne Castle Some years ago a maiden lady died health, and the cause of sickness, can Streator, H .—" I Bhallalways praise at Calemis-sur-Lys, in France, who be traced to the action of the bowels. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com was reported to have been a champi(#t The headaches, the lassitude, the pound wherever I snuff taker. She enjoyed singularly sallow akin and the luBterless eyes are go. It baa done me good health, retained all her mental usually due to constipation. So many so much good at faculties, and died at a ripe old age. things that women do habitually con Change o f Life, and Her funeral was most extraordinary. duce to this trouble. They do not eat it has also helped my Her wish was that her coffin should , carefully, they eat Indigestible foods daughter. I t is one be filled with tobacco, the floor of the because the foods are served daintily o f tiie grandest motuary chamber carpeted with it, and and they do not exercise enough. But medicines fo r wo the heir to the property charged to whatever the particular cause may be men that can be scatter tobacco before the hearse on It Is Important that the condition bought. I shall try the way to the cemetery. Bhould be corrected. avoided, for at best their effect Is only to induce others to A lady who left Liverpool some An ideal remedy for women, and one for that day, while a genuine remedy try it "-M rs. J. H. time ago by the Lucania crossed the especially suited to their delicate re like Syrup Pepslu acts mildly but per Campbell , 206 N . Atlantic on a unique mission. A prom quirements, la Dr. Caldwell's Syrup manently. Second S t, W. S., Streator, Illinois. inent New York business man, who Pepsin, which thousands of women en It can be conveniently obtained at *> Philadelphia, Pa. — “ It was at the died recently, directed in his will that dorse highly, among them Mrs. C. S. any drug store at fifty cents or one 'Change o f Life* that I turned to Lydia his remains should be cremated and Vance, of 511 S. Ray St., New Castle, dollar a bottle. Results are always E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, the ashes scattered on the waters of Pa. At times she had spells of Indi guaranteed or money will be refunded. using it as a tonic to build up my sys the Atlantic from a Cunard steamer. gestion so severe that she thought she You will find It gentle in action, pleas tem, with beneficial results.*’ — Mrs. The Lucania being the special fa would die. Syrup Pepslu regulated her ant In taste, and free from griping, Sara . Hayward , 1825 W . Venango S t , vorite of the deceased gentleman, was stomach and bowelB, and she attrib and its tonic properties have a distinct (Tioga) Phila., Pa. selected, and the lady in question, at utes her excellent health today to this value to women. It 1b the most widely San Francisco, Cal.—“ I have taken a time fixed, so that simultaneously . remedy. U B e d laxative-tonic in America today Lydia E. Pinkham’a Vegetable Com the family could attend a memorial All the family can use Dr- Caldwell’s and thousands of families are now nev pound f°r many years whenever I service in New York, cast the ashes ■ Syrup Pepsin, for thousands of moth er without it. would feel bad. I have gone through • from an urn into the ocean. A cer ers give It to babies and children. It Families wishing to try a free sam the Change o f life without any troubles : tificate was given by the captain of 1b alBO admirably suited to the require ple bottle can obtain it postpaid by > ** and thank the Compound fo r i t I rec the Lucania stating the latitude and ments of elderly people, in fact to all addressing Dr. W. B. Caldwell, 203 ommend it to young girls and to women longitude in which the ashes were , who by reason of age or Infirmity can Washington St., Monticello, 111. A of all ages.” —Mrs. C. Barrie , 8052 committed to the deep, according to not stand harsh salts, cathartics, pills postal card with your name and ad 25th S t, San Francisco, Cal. the will. or purgatives. These should always be dress on it will do. The success of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, is unparalelled. TEETH FILED FOR BEAUTY If you want special advice write to WORMS. Lindisfarne, or Holy Island, is one of the most plcturesquo points on the "Wormy”, that's what's the matter of 'em. Stomach and in Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confi east coast of England. It Is a small Island ten miles from Berwlck-on-Tweed testinal worms. X early as bad as distemper. Coat you too much dential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will to feed 'em. Look bad—are bad. Don’t physio 'em to death. and connected with the mainland at low tide. Among Its Interesting sights Spohn's Cure wlU remove the worms, improve the appetite, and he opened, read and answered by a are the castle, built In 1542 and now fortified, and the remains of the famous tone 'em up all round, and don’t "physic.” Acts on glands and blood, Woman and held In strict confidence. abbey of Lindisfarne, originally a Saxon edifice founded In 635 by Aldan, a dis Full directions with each bottle, and sold by all druggists. ciple of Saint Columba, and destroyed In 793 by the Danes. SPOHN MEDICAL CO.. Chemists. Goshen. Ind.. U. S. A . Far£o Directory Experience Substitutes. The brilliant Holbrook Blinn was $ 3 5 t o * 7 5 W e e k l y in a HE IS A WORLD CHAMPION ODD REASONS FOR DIVORCE defending the sociological play, “The B U S I N E S S OF Y O U R OWN Fargo Tannery Guilty Man,” wherewith the “Medical Receives bid*" and skins for A Milwaukee brewery worker re Review of Reviews" will follow up Wo need a man— Former** aoa preferred—to tannin; to harness leather, cently applied for a divorce from his handle household necessities always In use, terri "Damaged Goods.” tory la free work profitable, steady and healthful. robes and coats. Robes lined, wife on the ground that she had •I hides bought, leather and “PlayB of this kind,” he said, "teach No Exparieace Necessary robes for sale. Belli for prioe bought bottled beer from a rival com girls and women what they ought to list Andrew Monson, pany. know. Experience teaches men. A WE TEACH YOU I u £ L Prop., Fargo, No. Dakota A reason just as curious was put If you are ambitious for a tadneu all your own. write man goes through a bitter experience; for our plan—wa will espials everythin. In detail, forward by a man named Adolph he comes out of it enlightened, and many are maldec bis money every week under ouy direction nod pinna of M o d .ro Merchandising. You TRUTH FROM YOUTHFUL LIPS, Schnell, who, a short time ago, filed a society, forgiving him, he leads there can do the same—this la your opportunity—take ad- suit for divorce in Kansas City against after a good, clean Ufa vantage of It—write today. Not Exactly the Answer Spinster Ex ! his wife, who was described as a "But girls and women can't profit KOCHV.T.CO pected, but It Came From “trance medium.” The applicant by experience in this wtCy, for society BOXM the Heart named four spirits as the cause of never forgives the experiences of girls Winona, Mina. his domestic troubles. These were and women—and hence the necessity A middle-aged spinster who lived in Mike Conroy, whom Mrs. Schnell call for plays like ‘The Guilty Man,’ which the suburbs had a fine orchard. She ed her chief guide, and three Red In might be called experience-BUbstituteB. likewise had a heap of trouble with a dians—Red Wing, Red Feather, and “For experience, veritable experi HIDES AND FURS lot of youngsters, who looked on the High Horse. Schnell declared that be We positively rive more valuable Illustrated Teeth filing as an aid to beauty is ence, is, alaB, for a girl or a woman, orchard as something placed there for was unhappy when the -ghostB were Information relative to Hides and Furs, than practiced extensively among the adult a comb that comes into her possession any other house In the world. We pay Highest their especial benefit around, and could not sleep. “As soon Cash Prices for Hides, Furs, Pelts, etc., and males of the semi-savage Bagobo tribe after she has lost her hair." Finally the spinster decided that she as I get into my first sleep,” he said, make prompt returns for each shipment. We of the Philippines. Efforts of Uncle sell trappers’ supplies very cheap. Write for "my wife begins to yell, and when I circular, shipplnr tags, Illustrated Trap Book. could do more with kindness than with Sam’s agents, in the educational and To Dissolve Chewing Gum. a fence rail, so she prepared a feast ask what is the matter, she says: Catalogue, etc. It's free. NORTHWESTERN HIDE administrative departments of the If you were ever unfortunate enough k FUR CO., Established 1890. Minneapolis, Minn. of apples and other dainties and' In ‘Mike Conroy is here. He wants you Philippine government, to discourage to find a piece of chewing gum stick vited every small boy In the burg to to get up and talk to your grandfath this practice have thus far met with ing tenaciously to your shoe or your join the Jubilee. er.’ When Mike possesses her she scant success. It is against the policy chair or your rug or any of your other GO NOW TO "Now, tell me, boys," said the host talks with a brogue, and keeps asking belonglngB, you probably came to the me if I cannot see my grandfather pursued by the United States in the ess at the conclusion of the feaBt, islands to Interfere in tribal customs righteous conclusion that chewing gum "would the apples yon have just eaten standing over beside the dressing ta WESTERN CANADA and affairs where they do not conflict was the most tenacious and stickiest tasted so good had you stolen them?" ble. I strain my eyes, but never once The opportunity of securing free with the laws. For this reason no substance in the world. There is one "No, ma’am," answered little Willie catch a glimpse of the old gentleman. homesteads of 160 sores each, actual ban has been placed upon the thing that will dissolve it completely and the low prlood It is too deep for me, and I have lost Smith, with surprising frankness. practice of teeth filing despite the and quickly, and that Is gasoline. So lands of Manitoba, so much rest entertaining Mike and ’1 am certainly glad to hear you say fact that not only are the teeth them- If ever again you ar^ troubled by Its Saskatchewan and the three Indians that I simply cannot Alberta, will soon that, little man," responded the spins selves ruined but the health of their unasked presence, dissolve it with ter, with a glow of pleasure. "Why The lad shown in the accompanying stand it any longer." have passed. Illustration is Joe Cody of Mt. Airy, owner is frequently injured through gasoline. Canada offers a wouldn't they have tasted so good?" It is on record that the shaving off hearty weloomo to the Ga. He Is the world’s champion four- the liability of the inciBors to decay > "Because," came the equally frank of his beard by a French king was the Settler, to the man year-old boy in the matter of size, immediately the enamel is broken. Who Was 8 l c k ? with a family looking reply of Willie, "we wouldn’t have had cause of a long and disastrous war be The Bagobos are descended from the no Ice cream and cake with them.” weighing 150 pounds and being 47 % tween France and England. In the "I called a doctor last night.” for a home; to the inches in height. Malay tribes which Invaded the is “Was anybody sick?" fanner’s son, to the United States It has been responsible lands at some period In the past and Renter, to all who wish to “Yes; he was when he say the hand lira under better conditions. Cautious Porter. for at leaBt one matrimonial tragedy. overran a large part of the archipe HOT MEALS FOR POLICE Only last year a lady applied for a di I held.”—Birmingham Age-Herald. Canada ’ s Grain Yikld in "So you gave up your Job at the lago. 1918 is the talk of the world. depot?" vorce on the ground that her husband The Kind. Luxuriant Grasses give "Yes, suh. I aln* liftin’ no mo’ suit Glasgow police on night duty are had given too much license to his bar AUTO PULLS A LOCOMOTIVE "There were straight issues in this cheap fodder for large herds; cases. When dem militant suffra now able to heat food and coffee at ber. He had—without, of course, con cost of raising and fattening campaign, were there not?" gettes is so busy dar aln’ no tellin1 certain street telephone and signal sulting his "better-half’ — actually for market is a trifle. Probably no more remarkable feat “Yes; and one of them was straight which of ’em is kerryin’ wardrobe an’ boxes. For this purpose the boxes are dared to remove his heard. "He looks has been recently performed by an The sum realized for Beef. fitted with electrical hot-plates, which too young without his beard,” com whisky.” Butter. Milk and Cheese will which is kerryin’ dynamite." automobile than when the local agent ay fifty per cent on the can be switched on to the corporation plained the fair petitioner. “He has of a well known car in Los Angeles, vestment. The Exception. mains and utilized for warming food not enough dignity to pass as my hus Cal., gave a demonstration of the pull "You don’t believe in hot air prom Write for literature and or drink. Twenty minutes are allowed band unlesB his weak little chin is ing strength of his machine by attach particulars aa to reduced covered up and hidden away behind a ises, do you?" railway rates toSuperintend- for supper, and the circuit 1b so ar ing it, by means of a rope running W hat are beard. I’ve told him many a time that "Not unless they are the landlord’s, ent Immigration, Ottawa. ranged that the heater element cannot from the rear axle of the car to the Canada, or to if he ever let a barber cut it off I’d about the furnace." be left under current when not in pilot of a 110-ton locomotive, and W. E. BLACK get a divorce; and one day, a few use, even if the user omits to switch drawing the locomotive along the OiXADIAH OOTXMKXST AOKST, CUT- off. Each box is also fitted with a tele weeks ago, he came home with a an blocs , 8KASD rosis, so dax. track. The start was made from a phone communicating with the near clean-shaven face. And now It’s all Pain in Back and Rheumafism dead standstill and it was first thought est police depot. over.’’ are the daily torment of thousands. T o ef Post impossible to move the great mass of fectually cure these troubles yon must re iron and steel as the wheels of the move the cause. Foley Kidney Pills begin auto slipped badly and the locomotive to work for yon from the first dose, and ex The Typewriter seemed to be glued to the track. ert so direct and beneficial an action in the Toasties? After weighing down the car with six kidneys and bladder that the pain and tor for the Rural Japan's Best Calculators good-sized men, however, the tires ment of kidney trouble soon disappears. took a firmer hold and after a long, Thin wafeiy. bits of choice steady strain the wheels of the loco The Army of Business Man -Indian C orn— perfectly motive began slowly to revolve. Whether you are a cook ed ; delicately flavoured; The accomplishment of the task is Constipation i S U B m J small town merchant then toasted to an appetizing testified to by a number of witnesses Is Growing Smaller Every Day* or a farmer, you need golden brown, and packed in who at first declared it impossible CARTER’S LITTLE a typewriter. tightly scaled p a ck a g e s with and looked for the breaking of the rear axle or the pulling out of the LIVER PILLS are BmtuuarKg H are writing out being touched by hand. entire end of the car. responsible— they L*ng wearing your letters and bills not only give relief A by hand, you are not getting full — they perma- efficiency. “ Toasties** are for break COUPLE MARRIED ON A RAFT nentlycureCm-^ It doesn’t require an expert oper fast or any other meal— served itipatiom. M ih j lions use. ator to run the L. C. Smith & Bros, direct from package with Weddings have been celebrated in all sorts of unusual places, but it has them for typewriter. 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' : young men and women stood up to their necks In the water to Bee the ■xolualv Vlolla M*k*Vsj»4 ; Grocers everywhere sell counting.and mental calculation competition by the male and female employes novel proceedings. priora. 8JCVXN C C ------of theWvIngs bank bureau of the .communications department. At this year's The wedding couple wore bathing liflinqSHHASISalvo examination the competitors had to do mentally fifteen to' twenty sums In addisuits, and the bride had a crown of gp irrrm i in i tion and subtraction of four to ten figures each, rapidly read out by an experiorange blossoms and a bouquet of the f M Orach Syre*, ; Tmtw Post Toasties enced examiner. MI m Mlkl Shimizu shewed marvelous ability, and was awardsame; - The clergyman wore conven [hyOncsMs.^ RATENTSS&gj^ tional clerical garb.' ed the,first prize. r‘ I r.R C0 UCH5 AND COLDS W . N. U., FARQO. NO.
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