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Grace Potter Reveals August 14 Release Date and Album Cover Art for Forthcoming Album Midnight Additional Tour Dates Announced S Grace Potter Reveals August 14 Release Date and Album Cover Art For Forthcoming Album Midnight Additional Tour Dates Announced Supporting The Rolling Stones and Neil Young Grace Potter is excited to reveal the album cover art and August 14 release date for her forthcoming debut solo album Midnight. It's her first new music since 2012's The Lion The Beast The Beat. The album's first single, "Alive Tonight," is available for purchase. Listen to the song at the link below. Listen: Grace Potter - "Alive Tonight" Grace Potter's hometown music festival, Grand Point North, is returning for its fifth installment this September 12 & 13 at Waterfront Park in Burlington, VT. The full Grand Point North festival lineup has been announced, including sets by The Flaming Lips, Shakey Graves, Mike Gordon, Greensky Bluegrass, Amy Helm & The Handsome Strangers, Marco Benevento, Spirit Family Reunion, Odessa, and several regional acts making their mark on the Vermont music scene. Grace will be performing full sets both nights. Tickets are on sale now at www.grandpointnorth.com. In addition to Grand Point North and her already announced summer tour dates, Grace Potter will be supporting The Rolling Stones for a pair of nights in June, as well as supporting Neil Young in July. About the opportunity to play with The Rolling Stones, Grace said "There's no better phone call to get than the one that says 'Hello Grace - The Rolling Stones would like you to open for them.' This is bucket list shit. I'm thrilled." Grace Potter will also be performing shows from coast to coast, including a show at Radio City Music Hall in New York (October 3rd), a pair of dates at The Fonda Theatre in Los Angeles (August 13th and 14th), and a show in Oakland at The Fox Theater (August 15th). Check out the complete itinerary below, with more dates to be announced. Grace Potter On Tour June 03 - Minneapolis, MN @ TCF Bank Stadium * June 05 - Hunter, NY @ Mountain Jam Festival June 06 - Arlington, TX @ AT&T Stadium * June 26 - Oklahoma City, OK @ OKC Fest July 05 - Milwaukee, WI @ Marcus Amphitheater ^ July 17 - Des Moines, IA @ Brenton Skating Plaza July 18 - Sioux Falls, SD @ Sioux Falls Jazz Fest July 19 - Moorhead, MN @ Bluestem Center For The Arts July 20 - Green Bay, WI @ Meyer Theatre July 23 - Louisville, KY @ Iroquois Amphitheater July 24 - Cincinnati, OH @ Taft Theatre July 25 - Floyd, VA - Floydfest July 26 - Camden, NJ @ XPoNential Music Festival July 28 - Lewiston, NY @ Artpark July 30 - Toronto, CA @ Danforth Music Hall July 31 - Montreal, QC @ Osheaga Festival Aug 01 - Portland, ME @ Thompson's Point & Aug 02 - Canandaigua, NY @ CMAC Aug 04 - Park City, UT @ Deer Valley Amphitheater Aug 08 - Phoenix, AZ @ Celebrity Theatre Aug 09 - Tucson, AZ @ Rialto Theatre Aug 12 - Paso Robles, CA @ Vina Robles Amphitheatre Aug 13 - Los Angeles, CA @ The Fonda Theatre Aug 14 - Los Angeles, CA @ The Fonda Theatre Aug 15 - Oakland, CA @ Fox Theater Sep 12 - Burlington, VT @ Grand Point North Festival Sep 13 - Burlington, VT @ Grand Point North Festival Sep 19 - Morrison, CO @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre # Sep 20 - Del Mar, CA @ Kaaboo Festival Sep 25 – Dallas, TX @ South Side Ballroom Sep 27 – New Orleans, LA @ The Landing Festival Sep 30 – Glen Allen, VA @ Inssbrook Pavilion % Oct 01 - Charleston, WV @ Clay Center For The Arts Oct 02 – Bethlehem, PA @ Sands Bethlehem Event Center Oct 03 - New York, NY @ Radio City Music Hall % Oct 06 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Stage AE † Oct 07 – Cleveland, OH @ House of Blues † Oct 08 – Detroit, MI @ Royal Oak Music Theatre † Oct 09- Columbus, OH @ LC Pavilion † Oct 10 - Nashville, TN @ Ascend Amphitheater & Oct 13 – Asheville, NC @ The Orange Peel † Oct. 14 – Cincinnati, OH @ The Orange Peel † Oct 15 – Knoxville, TN @ Tennessee Theatre † Oct 16 – Indianapolis, IN @ Egyptian Room at Old National † Oct 17 – St.Louis, MO @ The Pageant Oct 18 – Raleigh, NC @ American Roots Music and Arts Oct 21 – Kansas City, MO @ Uptown Theatre † Oct 22 – Minneapolis, MN @ State Theatre † Oct 23 – Chicago, IL @Chicago Theatre Oct 24 – Madison, WI @ Barrymore Theatre † Oct 25 – Kalamazoo, MI @ State Theatre † Oct. 28 – Syracuse, NY @ Landmark Theatre † Oct 29 – Albany, NY@ Palace Theatre † Oct 30 – Boston, MA @ Orpheum Theatre ● Oct 31 – Boston, MA @ Orpheum Theatre ● Nov. 6 – Charlotte, NC @ The Fillmore† Nov. 7 – Savannah, GA @ Trustees Theatre † Nov. 8 – N. Charleston, SC @ N Charleston Peforming Arts Center † # w/ Galactic * supporting The Rolling Stones ^ supporting Neil Young and Promise of the Real & w/ Lake Street Dive % w/ Trampled By Turtles † w/ Rayland Baxter ● Charles Bradley & His Extraordinaires OFFICIAL WEBSITE │ INSTAGRAM │ FACEBOOK │ TWITTER Midnight Streaming │ iTunes │ Amazon │ Google Play For Grace Potter press materials go to: http://www.hollywoodrecords.com/press/gracepotter/ For press inquiries, please contact: Sharrin Summers Hollywood Records [email protected] .
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