summary: Treehouse of Horror 15 Written By Spooky Frizzle ======Production code: XABF01 Original Airdate on FOX: Halloween. Capsule revision A (1-JUL-2000) ======> "TV Guide" Synopsis Bart and Maggie Return from The Dead, In a Hockey Mask, To get rid of their Greatest Enemies, in "THE SPRINGFIELD CHAINSAW MASSACRE", Homer finds Himself Repeating the Same Day, in "WARTHOG DAY", And A Mysterious Killer is on the loose in Springfield in, "SCRAM!" ======Intro
SPACE. TWO ALIENS EMERGE FROM THE DARK. IT'S NO OTHER THEN KODOS AND KANG
Kang- Greeting Earthlings. Welcome to the 15th HALLOWEEN SHOW. Now, As we have took over the FOX Network, We have EDITED This halloween show so you will DIVERT ALL YOUR ATTENTION OF YOUR TINY MINDSPANS To the little box known as T.V.
Kodos- Also, it's so that we can pop up every minute or so.
Kang- Silence.
(Bloody letters- THE SIMPSONS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL XV)
COUCH- THE SIMPSONS RUSH IN AND SIT DOWN. A FULL MOON POPS OUT, AND THEY SLOWLY TURN INTO WEREWOLVES.
Our First in A trio of Terrors, is... THE SPRINGFIELD CHAINSAW MASSACRE
(Scene 1: Open Desert in Springfield. Voice Over man Homer to the Job)
(O.S) Homer- Open Desert. No Water, No Food. Just Pure Desert. Mmmm ...Dessert. Blah, as I was saying. No water, No Pure Ice Cold Water around for...
(Camera Pans Over to A Nice Spring. Sign Saying "Sprinfield Springy Springs")
(O.S) Homer- ....Metres. The Simpson Family decide to Camp out here for a Picnic.
(Homer and OFF Come Onstage)
Homer- Suddenly, Marge had the Idea that...
Lisa- Dad, Will you please be Quiet. Eversince you watched "Voiceover Week" on FOX, You've been Saying what happens every Two Seconds!
Homer- The Little Girl decides to Speak Out her Wisdom.
Lisa- DAAAD!
(Bart Runs To "Springfield Springy Springs".)
Bart- It's Amazing how much Plutonium is Stuffed in here, But it's still Nice and Clean Water.
(BLINKY Pops His Head Up. He Runs out and we see he has the body of a rabbit.)
Bart- Cool!
Marge- I Must say, this is A Nice place to have a Picnic. Especially after we won that Picnic Hamper.
Bart- Hey, What IS inside the Hamper?
Marge- I Don't Know.
(MAGGIE Crawls to the Hamper, opens it up, and takes out a Knife Maggie Crawls to Bart, and Stabs him. Psycho Music Plays. Maggie Stabs Herself.)
Marge- Well, That Was Unusual.
Lisa starts Crying.
Lisa- (Wail!) BAAAARRT! MMAAAGGIIEEEE!MOM! Why Aren't You Sad?!
Marge- Lisa, There's something you should know. Bart and Maggie... Well. They were Mutants.
Lisa- Mutants?
Homer- Yes. Whenever you went to school, They started doing weird things.
Marge- Especially Maggie. She Either tries to Kill Bart, or Kill Herself.
Lisa- So, Thats why Bart was dim at school, and why Maggie couldn't speak.
Homer- We Adopted Maggie And Bart. Basically, from the Disfigured Unisex Orphanage.
Lisa- Why didn't you tell me?
Marge- Whenever I tried to, Maggie stabbed me in the Leg.
(Scene Two- Home)
Lisa- I still can't Believe Bart and Maggie are dead.
(Knock on the door)
Lisa- Hmm, Who could That be?
(Lisa Opens the Door, and Screams.)
We See Bart And Maggie, Soaking wet, In Hockey Masks, And Waving Chainsaws.
Bart- HI LISA!
Lisa- But, You're Dead!
Maggie Sucks.
Marge- Whats all this buzz- (She Screams.) Zombies!
Bart- We're Not Zombies! We are Mutants, with Extra Ordinary Powers! At The Moment, I'm visiting My old Friend, Sideshow Bob!
Marge- That's Impossible, You're here!
Bart- Actually, I've split myself in two! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
(Scene 3- Springfield Prison)
Prison Guard- Mr. Terwilliger, some Punk Kid is here to see you.
Sideshow Bob- I know No Punk Kid.
Bart- Yo, Bob Dude!
Sideshow Bob- "Yo" and "Dude", in the Same Sentance, it can only be, Yes! It's Bart Simpson! Bart, You Look Near Dead! Well, You WILL BE SOON!
Bart- I know you are but what am I?
Sideshow Bob- I know what and who are you?
(Scene 4- Outside Springfield Prison)
(We Here Bob Screaming)
(Scene 5- Pan across Springfield to see people getting sawn in Half. The Comic Book guy gets a chainsaw in the stomach and his guts splurt out)
CBG- You couldn't of thought a Less Painful way to kill me?
(He Faints)
(Scene 6- OFF's house)
Lisa- Mom, aren't you going to stop Bart on his crazy Chainsaw Massacre?
Marge- No. Remember the time when Bart went to Kamp Krust-
Homer- Oh, No, we're not having ANOTHER clipshow!
Lisa- I'm sick and tired of this, I have to stop Bart, Maybe kill him.
Marge- Lisa! He's your Brother!
Lisa- No he's Not, He's ADOPTED!
Homer- Even after Eight years you don't have a Sisterly Love?
Lisa- Brotherly.
Homer- No Lisa, You're his Sister.
Lisa- I suppose I did have a brotherly love for him.
Homer- That's the Spirit.
Lisa- I said DID, not DO.
Homer- D'OH!
Lisa- No, Do. That's it! I'm going to stop this Crazy Massacre and DESTROY BART!
(Lisa Storms out.)
Marge- LISA, NOOO! (Calm) Should I tell her that if a mutant like Bart gets killed, the whole world and humanity will fall underneath the spell making everyone want to kill eachother?
Homer- Eh, She'll find out herself
(Scene 7- Streets of Springfield)
Bart- Maggie?
(Suck)
Bart- I've had an Idea, Why don't we stop this whole Killing thing and get back to loving our family?
Maggie- My point exactly.
Bart- So, Thats it. I am going to stop this crazy Chainsaw massacre, and build a new foundation of-
(Lisa Chainsaws Bart in the back.)
Lisa- Hahahahahaaa! Now no more evil will be in this world.
Maggie- Actually, you've made 10 times as much evil in the world. Bart was just about to negotiate with you. Now, his spirit will be unleashed making everyone in this world Homocidal maniacs who drink blood, eat brains, and watch FOX.
Lisa- NOOOO!
(SPACE)
Kodos- Are you sure it was a good idea to fill that Spring with Plutonium??
Kang- Yes. It Destoyed Humanity, Didn't It??
(They Laugh)
(End Of Act 1)
WARTHOG DAY.
(SCENE 1-OFF's House)
15th December
(Homer's Bedroom)
(Alarm Goes off)
(Radio clicks on. Homer wakes up, brushes his teeth and gargles as the radio announcment is on)
Bill from KBBL- Hey Marty, I bet your excited today! The day where the whole town bar vegans and vegetarians go to the town hall for "the eating of the hog"
Marty- Yes, because today is WARTHOG DAY!
(Homer Opens Curtains. There is traffic outside and a mad dash. There is a blanket of snow.)
Homer- Ah, Warthog day. The only day where I can make a true ass of myself.
Marge- Homer, Why are you wearing my nighty?
(Homer looks down)
Homer- D'OH!
(Scene 2- Outside OFF's house) (Homer is greeted by Flanders)
Flanders- Watcha doin' Neighbor?
Homer- I'm getting prepared for the most Meat-tastic day of the... Holy Moly?
(Flanders has a huge warthog on a Bar-B-Q.)
Flanders- Oh, you noticed the "Pig Bang!" I'm roasting it up for the Warthog Barbie! You coming!
Homer- You Bet!, Hey, Nick in an extra slice for me! I Like My Meat! I'm like a Caveman! My Sisters in law call me "Homer Sapien!" It's quite funny!
Flanders- Righty-Ho-diddly-ho!
(Homer steps on the road, and his foot lands in a huge ice puddle)
Homer- D'OH!
Flanders- Oh, Homer-Sapien learned Ice Not Nice!
Homer- (under his Breath) You'll see something Not Nice.
(Homer walks with a Limp)
(Every Time he walks on the wet foot, you hear "D'oh, D'oh D'oh D'oh)
(Scene 3 Town Hall)
Quimby- And...er... Unfortunately, It has come to my attention that there will be no feast.
(Crowd Hollor and boos)
Flanders- Sorry, To cold for Cooking.
Homer- HAS THE WORLD GONE INSANE? THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
(Homer runs out)
(Scene 4- Bathroom)
(Homer is in the shower. You can just see his shadow.)
Homer- A Nice warm shower will heat me up- AAAAARGHRGRRHHRRGHGHRH! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!
Marge- Walks in.
Marge- Sorry, the washing machine's on.
(Homer goes to bed)
Homer- This has been the worst day of my life. I was looking forward to it this morning. I hope I don't have another day like THAT again.
(Alarm Goes off)
(Radio Clicks On)
Bill- Hey Marty, I bet your excited today...
Homer- Hey, There playing yesterday's tape!
Marty- Yes, Because today is WARTHOG DAY!
Homer opens the Curtains, There is traffic, and a Mad Rush)
Homer- Oh my God. I have been given a chance to repeat the worst day of my life. A chance to redo everything. I can relive this day, but make everything better!
Marge- Homer, Why are you wearing my Nighty?
(Homer looks down)
Homer- D'OH! I mean..... D'OH!
(Scene 5- Outside)
Flanders- Watcha doing Neighbor?
Homer- I've been given another chance to repeat the crappiest day of my life. You?
Flanders- I'm roasting up the "Pig Bang" For-
Homer- Oh yeah, for the Meal Tonight. Yeah, you can't do it.
Flanders- Why not?
Homer- Isn't it too cold for cooking?
Flanders- Suppose it is too cold for cooking outdoors. I'll cook it inside the house. Thanks Neighbor!
Homer- You're welcome! This is Great! I'm saving Warthog day!
(Homer's Foot Lands in a puddle)
Homer- D'OH!
(Scene 6- Town Hall)
Quimby- And...er...unfortunatley, it has come to my attention that there will be no feast...
(Crowd Boos)
Quimby- Thanks to HOMER SIMPSON.
Homer- What? I Was SAVING Warthog day, not Destroying it.
Flanders- It was to HOT for cooking indoors, It set off the sprinklers.
Homer- Oh, Can't blame the person who invented sprinklers, As he's dead, so you blame ME!
Man- No, I invented sprinklers.
Flanders- If it wasn't for your advice HOMER, I would be cooking this baby outside, and everything would be okay.
Homer- No! When I had the day which... Oh, Crap.
(Pan to Shower. Is Boiling)
Homer- WAAAAGHAGHGHAHGAHGAHGA!
(Marge Walks in)
Homer- DON'T tell me.
(Bed)
Homer- On repeating the Worst day of my Life, I made it worse. Just MY luck I'll repeat it Again and Again.
(Radio)
Marty- WARTHOG DAY!
Homer- D'OH!
(Outside)
Flanders- Watcha Doing Neighbor?
Homer- Shut Up Flanders
(Take II)
Flanders- Watcha Doing Neighbor?
Homer- Go to Hell
(Take III)
Flanders- Watcha Doing Neigh-
(Homer Punches Flanders)
(Homer picks up Flanders and Drops him in the Puddle)
Homer- Hey, Knowing what would Happen was Good. I can Stop it from happen... stop...flanders...from...can someone help?
(Take IV)
Flanders- Watcha Doing Neighbor?
Homer- Im... Pinching that big pig off you!
(He takes It)
Homer- YOINK!
(Homer Runs)
Homer-(Whilst Running) Everythings going perfectly now! I quickly changed the Future! And Im None the Wise- (Steps in Puddle) D'OH!
(Take V)
Homer- (Whilst Running) Okay, Gonna Jump the Puddle, Gonna Jump the Puddle Gonna Jump the- (Slips and Drops the pig in the Puddle) Oh...
(Take VI)
Homer Pinches Pig off Flanders
Homer- Yoink!...Wait...
(Punches Flanders so hard he lands in the puddle)
Homer- Heh heh heh...
(Space. We see Kodos Manualling some Controls.)
Kodos- Ever since that Earthling found the Secret for the Time Travelling Toaster, Its lucky we used it for sticking him in a time warp!
Kang- He'll repeat this day for another 25,000 days!
(Laughter)
Kodos- Unless we press that "Cancel" Button
(We See a "Cancel Button")
Kang- Which I Doubt we will.
(Long Pause- 5 seconds)
Kang- Unless somebody...accidently...pushes me...towards it.
(3 seconds)
Kodos- What???
Kang- Never Mind
(Springfield)
Homer is lying in bed. Flashbacks of what keeps happening come to him. Including "Watcha Doin' Neighbor?", "No Warthog Day" and "Why are you wearing my nighty?" by Flanders, Quimby and Marge.
Homer- Oh... I wish there was someway to stop time or travel back in it. Oh, I wish something from the future landed in our living room.
(Living Room- A "Dr. Who" telephone Box lands. Comic Book Guy walks out)
CBGuy- Worst Era Ever
(The Box Disapears.)
(When it Dissapears, a huge lazer ray beams and hits a nearby U.F.O)
(Inside)
Kang- OH NO! SOMETHING HIT ME!! (Pretends to Stagger to the "Cancel" Button) OH SHAZBOT!
(Next Morning)
(Homer Wakes Up)
Homer- HA HA! Another Warthog Day! Today I'll Punch Flanders and Cook him on the Bar-B-Cue! Ha Ha!
(Homer fails to notice that the calendar says "DECEMBER 16")
(In The Background)
Flanders- (O.S) Howdy Neighbor, Whatcha... What? AAAGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Another Telephone Box Appears)
CBGuy- Worst Segment Ever.
(End of act 2)
SCRAM!
(KWIK-E-MART)
Apu- (To Spotty Boy) No. You cannot have a giant squishee. I dont care if you work here. Now Go..Go..It's Closing time.
SPOTTY BOY- But, You never clo-
Apu- Gogogogogoogogo.
(He Leaves)
Apu- (To Manjula) Oh, He's Right. I never close. But I HAVE To go get the new supply of fish. Manjula? Could you look after the shop for five minutes?
Manjula- Okay
(APU Leaves)
(Manjula is alone in the Kwik-E-Mart. She makes "LARD LAD'S GREE-Z POPPIES" Popcorn. When the Phone Rings. She picks up the Phone.)
Manjula- Hello???
VOICE- HELLO.
Manjula- Who is this?
VOICE- YOU TELL ME.
Manjula- Urm... Brad Pitt?
VOICE- I'M NOT BRAD PITT YOU SILLY-
Manjula- You told me to say who you were!
VOICE- FINE. I'LL TELL YOU IM...
Manjula- Tall? Dark?
VOICE- BEHIND YOU...
(PAN Kwik-E-Mart. We Here screaming)
VOICE- (HARRY SHEARER) I WAS GOING TO TELL HER MY NAME, BUT NOOOO, YOU HAD TO STAB HER.
VOICE- (DAN CASTELLANETA) SORRY.
(EYE ON SPRINGFIELD)
(In the Background. Jimbo is Bullying SPOTTY BOY)
Kent-When 5 people were murdered last night, no-one knows what happened. Was there a snowstorm?? Was there a Hailstorm??
(Jimbo- YOU JUST SAID YOURSELF, THEY WERE MURDERED!!)
Kent Strides to Jimbo, in a murderous look in his eye
Kent- LOOK BUDDY, I GET MORE MONEY IF I GO ON AND ON. NOW, I KNOW THEY WERE MURDERED. I KNOW VERRRRY WELL! (Laughs Evilly)
(Lightning)
(That Night)
Jimbo is alone in his house. We see the eyes of someone looking into his window. PAN BACK Into Space. For Kang and Kodos' THIRD Appearance)
Kang- FOOLISH EARTHLING. THINKS HE WILL BE KILLED TONIGHT THANKS TO KENT BROCK-MAN.
Kodos- Little does he know he's actually going to be killed by-
(Phone)
Kodos- Stupid Phone. (Picks Up) Hello?
VOICE- HELLO.
Kodos- Who may I say is calling
VOICE- YOU TELL ME...
(Door Opens)
ALIEN WITH SAME VOICE- YOU DID ORDER A PIZZA, DIDNT YOU??
(Jimbo Residence)
Phone
Jimbo- H-H-E-ELLO?
VOICE- HELLO JIMBO...
Jimbo- MOM??
VOICE- GRRB...WHAT? I'M NOT YOUR MOM, KIDDO. OH... HERES A CLUE. I SPOKE TO YOU EARLIER ON TODAY.
Jimbo-...The Newsguy?
VOICE- WELL...IF YOU MUST KNOW...
(Jimbo is stabbed repeated)
A Man In a scream Mask walks in.
Another one is with a Knife.
Killer#1- (With Harry Shearers Voice) Godamit, I was gonna tell him THEN Stab him. Its the whole thing on Scary Movies.
Killer#2- (With Dan Castellaneta's Voice) Sorry.
(Springfield Gogooleplex) Frink Is with his Girlfriend, SPOTTY GIRL
Frink- I'M GOING TO THE LAVA-TOORY. YOU GET A GOOOD SEAT. MMNEY?
SPOTTY GIRL- OKAY. NNGHEY
(FRINK Goes to the Toilet)
(A Man With a scream Mask Follows Him)
(PAUSE. We then here FRINK Shouting from the Toilet.)
Frink- (O.S) OW! WITH THE STABBING! NNGHEY! WITH THE BLOOD AND THE SPEWING ORGANS AND THE DEATH COMING CLOSER NNG CLOSER AND OW WITH THE KNIFE IN THE HEAD. Nghhyyhhhoioyoioooooooh...
(SNPP)
MR. BURN'S OFFICE
Mr. Burns- Smithers, come here.
Smithers- Yessir?
Mr. Burns- I'm scared about all these Murders going on. What if he kills me. Or You?
Smithers- I doubt it Sir.
Mr. Burns- Why? Oh My GOODNESS! ARE YOU THE KILLER??
Smithers- I-
(Buzzer)
Intercom-(DAN CASTELLANETA) Urm, Is this C. Montgomery Burns?
Mr. Burns- Yes.
VOICE-(DAN CASTELLANETA) YOU MADE YOUR FIRST MISTAKE, BUD.
(Someone Stabs Smithers)
Smithers- AAAGGRHRHRR!! HELP ME SIR!! HELP MEEEEE.....
Mr. Burns- Oh, Smithers. Im sorry I thought you were the Killer, I'll call Security.
VOICE IN SCREAM MASK- I DONT THINK SO...
(Stabs Mr. Burns)
Mr Burns- I dont think so. Im Dryer then Dick Clark. You can't get a drop of blood out of me even if you try-. Oh look at that. You punctured my only vein. Oh well. (Collapses)
EYE ON SPRINGFIELD
Kent- And when two people were innocently Murdered Last night, C.M. Burns and W. Smithers, Waylon announces he wants to Catch the fiend who killed them Both.
(Bart and Lisa walk the Streets of Springfeild)
Bart- You Know, All these Deaths are weird. Do you think we could solve it?
Lisa- Maybe. I did help with the Shooting Of Mr. Burns, and we both found out all of Sideshow Bob's Tricks. Lets see. I remember Mr. Burns Only had One Vein, and that Professer Frink was weak in the Ankles. Who could Know all this?
Bart- You. You just said.
Lisa- No, I got it off the News. NEWS?? Bart, One of the Killer's Must be Kent Brockman!!
Bart- Of course. To Report the news, He makes it HAPPEN!
Lisa- Let's Make a note of who was Stabbed??
Bart- Lets see... Manjula Nahasapeenapetilon, That Frink Dude, Mr. Burns, Smithers... Smithers???
Lisa- How can Smithers be dead? The News said that Waylon wanted to Catch the Fiend who killed them Both.
Bart- So whos the Killer? Smithers Or Brockman?
Lisa- Anyone Really.
Kent Brockman Walks By
Kent- Kids, I coudnt help mentioning that If you tell that to ANYONE I will see what happens to YOU What happened to JIMBO JONES.
Bart- He....Died...
Kent- I-
(Man in SCREAM Mask comes along)
(Stabs Kent)
Kent- AGAGGHGHHGAGHAHGHAGHAGHAGHGHAGHAGHAGHGHAGHAGHAGHA GAGHAHGAGHA
Lisa- Oh, Please. Smithers pretended to be stabbed aswell. WE KNOW YOU'RE THE KILLER BROCKMAN!
Kent- (Last Gasp)...NO!...NOT...TRUE....THE KILLERS ARE...SMITHERS...AND...
(Dies)
(He's Rushed to Hospital)
(Hospital)
Dr. Nick- HI EVERYBODY!
Everybody- HI DR. NICK!
Dr. Nick,- Now, the person who said I was Unclean, Im going to SAVE HIS LIFE...Maybe.
(One Operation Later)
Bart and Lisa stand round Kent Brockman
Kent- Oh. It's You kids.
Bart - Can you PLEASE Say how Smithers is a killer?
Kent Brockman- Okay.... It all started when He asked me to Kill any annoying kids.
Lisa- Why?
Kent- Well, He hates them. Ages ago Kids made fun of him, as he was Hom-
(Dr. Nick Rushes through with a patient)
Dr. Nick- -SICK MAN COMING THROUGH
Kent- And, He's been Killing all the People who made fun of him.
Lisa- But, Adults Died Too.
Kent- Oh yes. They were killed by Peter Benson
Bart- Who?
(SPOTTY BOY WALKS IN)
SPOTTY BOY- ME!!!!
Everyone Screams
SPOTTY BOY- Well, I might as well tell you. I killed Manjula as her husband said I Coudnt have a Giant Squishee Even though I worked there, Jimbo Jones, As he Constanly Bullied me. Frink, as he wouldnt let me Graduate, And Mr Burns, As he cut off my Nuclear Power. Preventing me from Trying to lose my spots. And My Name Is'nt Pete, Its-
(Nck comes through)
Nick- AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHRRRR! Aw, He got sick all over me
SPOTTY BOY- (Bursting Into Tears) Im Sorry. No-One payed any attention to me. I was broke, and In Dead-End Jobs, Please dont send me to prison. I'll go to Re-Hab. Anyth-hi- hiiing... (Cries)
Bart- Awww.
Kent- Sorry about sqealing on you
Chief Wiggum- Okay. Rehab. 3 Cheers for....Him.
(HIP HIP HORAAAY) (HIP HIP HORAAAY) (HIP HIP HORAAAY)
(Silence)
SPOTTY BOY- You do realise, as you know this, I have to kill you all.
END
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