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The Simpsons in Their Car, Driving Down a Snowy Road summary: Treehouse of Horror 15 Written By Spooky Frizzle =============================================================== ============ Production code: XABF01 Original Airdate on FOX: Halloween. Capsule revision A (1-JUL-2000) =============================================================== ============ > "TV Guide" Synopsis Bart and Maggie Return from The Dead, In a Hockey Mask, To get rid of their Greatest Enemies, in "THE SPRINGFIELD CHAINSAW MASSACRE", Homer finds Himself Repeating the Same Day, in "WARTHOG DAY", And A Mysterious Killer is on the loose in Springfield in, "SCRAM!" =============================================================== ============ Intro SPACE. TWO ALIENS EMERGE FROM THE DARK. IT'S NO OTHER THEN KODOS AND KANG Kang- Greeting Earthlings. Welcome to the 15th HALLOWEEN SHOW. Now, As we have took over the FOX Network, We have EDITED This halloween show so you will DIVERT ALL YOUR ATTENTION OF YOUR TINY MINDSPANS To the little box known as T.V. Kodos- Also, it's so that we can pop up every minute or so. Kang- Silence. (Bloody letters- THE SIMPSONS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL XV) COUCH- THE SIMPSONS RUSH IN AND SIT DOWN. A FULL MOON POPS OUT, AND THEY SLOWLY TURN INTO WEREWOLVES. Our First in A trio of Terrors, is... THE SPRINGFIELD CHAINSAW MASSACRE (Scene 1: Open Desert in Springfield. Voice Over man Homer to the Job) (O.S) Homer- Open Desert. No Water, No Food. Just Pure Desert. Mmmm ...Dessert. Blah, as I was saying. No water, No Pure Ice Cold Water around for... (Camera Pans Over to A Nice Spring. Sign Saying "Sprinfield Springy Springs") (O.S) Homer- ....Metres. The Simpson Family decide to Camp out here for a Picnic. (Homer and OFF Come Onstage) Homer- Suddenly, Marge had the Idea that... Lisa- Dad, Will you please be Quiet. Eversince you watched "Voiceover Week" on FOX, You've been Saying what happens every Two Seconds! Homer- The Little Girl decides to Speak Out her Wisdom. Lisa- DAAAD! (Bart Runs To "Springfield Springy Springs".) Bart- It's Amazing how much Plutonium is Stuffed in here, But it's still Nice and Clean Water. (BLINKY Pops His Head Up. He Runs out and we see he has the body of a rabbit.) Bart- Cool! Marge- I Must say, this is A Nice place to have a Picnic. Especially after we won that Picnic Hamper. Bart- Hey, What IS inside the Hamper? Marge- I Don't Know. (MAGGIE Crawls to the Hamper, opens it up, and takes out a Knife Maggie Crawls to Bart, and Stabs him. Psycho Music Plays. Maggie Stabs Herself.) Marge- Well, That Was Unusual. Lisa starts Crying. Lisa- (Wail!) BAAAARRT! MMAAAGGIIEEEE!MOM! Why Aren't You Sad?! Marge- Lisa, There's something you should know. Bart and Maggie... Well. They were Mutants. Lisa- Mutants? Homer- Yes. Whenever you went to school, They started doing weird things. Marge- Especially Maggie. She Either tries to Kill Bart, or Kill Herself. Lisa- So, Thats why Bart was dim at school, and why Maggie couldn't speak. Homer- We Adopted Maggie And Bart. Basically, from the Disfigured Unisex Orphanage. Lisa- Why didn't you tell me? Marge- Whenever I tried to, Maggie stabbed me in the Leg. (Scene Two- Home) Lisa- I still can't Believe Bart and Maggie are dead. (Knock on the door) Lisa- Hmm, Who could That be? (Lisa Opens the Door, and Screams.) We See Bart And Maggie, Soaking wet, In Hockey Masks, And Waving Chainsaws. Bart- HI LISA! Lisa- But, You're Dead! Maggie Sucks. Marge- Whats all this buzz- (She Screams.) Zombies! Bart- We're Not Zombies! We are Mutants, with Extra Ordinary Powers! At The Moment, I'm visiting My old Friend, Sideshow Bob! Marge- That's Impossible, You're here! Bart- Actually, I've split myself in two! BWA HA HA HA HA HA! (Scene 3- Springfield Prison) Prison Guard- Mr. Terwilliger, some Punk Kid is here to see you. Sideshow Bob- I know No Punk Kid. Bart- Yo, Bob Dude! Sideshow Bob- "Yo" and "Dude", in the Same Sentance, it can only be, Yes! It's Bart Simpson! Bart, You Look Near Dead! Well, You WILL BE SOON! Bart- I know you are but what am I? Sideshow Bob- I know what and who are you? (Scene 4- Outside Springfield Prison) (We Here Bob Screaming) (Scene 5- Pan across Springfield to see people getting sawn in Half. The Comic Book guy gets a chainsaw in the stomach and his guts splurt out) CBG- You couldn't of thought a Less Painful way to kill me? (He Faints) (Scene 6- OFF's house) Lisa- Mom, aren't you going to stop Bart on his crazy Chainsaw Massacre? Marge- No. Remember the time when Bart went to Kamp Krust- Homer- Oh, No, we're not having ANOTHER clipshow! Lisa- I'm sick and tired of this, I have to stop Bart, Maybe kill him. Marge- Lisa! He's your Brother! Lisa- No he's Not, He's ADOPTED! Homer- Even after Eight years you don't have a Sisterly Love? Lisa- Brotherly. Homer- No Lisa, You're his Sister. Lisa- I suppose I did have a brotherly love for him. Homer- That's the Spirit. Lisa- I said DID, not DO. Homer- D'OH! Lisa- No, Do. That's it! I'm going to stop this Crazy Massacre and DESTROY BART! (Lisa Storms out.) Marge- LISA, NOOO! (Calm) Should I tell her that if a mutant like Bart gets killed, the whole world and humanity will fall underneath the spell making everyone want to kill eachother? Homer- Eh, She'll find out herself (Scene 7- Streets of Springfield) Bart- Maggie? (Suck) Bart- I've had an Idea, Why don't we stop this whole Killing thing and get back to loving our family? Maggie- My point exactly. Bart- So, Thats it. I am going to stop this crazy Chainsaw massacre, and build a new foundation of- (Lisa Chainsaws Bart in the back.) Lisa- Hahahahahaaa! Now no more evil will be in this world. Maggie- Actually, you've made 10 times as much evil in the world. Bart was just about to negotiate with you. Now, his spirit will be unleashed making everyone in this world Homocidal maniacs who drink blood, eat brains, and watch FOX. Lisa- NOOOO! (SPACE) Kodos- Are you sure it was a good idea to fill that Spring with Plutonium?? Kang- Yes. It Destoyed Humanity, Didn't It?? (They Laugh) (End Of Act 1) WARTHOG DAY. (SCENE 1-OFF's House) 15th December (Homer's Bedroom) (Alarm Goes off) (Radio clicks on. Homer wakes up, brushes his teeth and gargles as the radio announcment is on) Bill from KBBL- Hey Marty, I bet your excited today! The day where the whole town bar vegans and vegetarians go to the town hall for "the eating of the hog" Marty- Yes, because today is WARTHOG DAY! (Homer Opens Curtains. There is traffic outside and a mad dash. There is a blanket of snow.) Homer- Ah, Warthog day. The only day where I can make a true ass of myself. Marge- Homer, Why are you wearing my nighty? (Homer looks down) Homer- D'OH! (Scene 2- Outside OFF's house) (Homer is greeted by Flanders) Flanders- Watcha doin' Neighbor? Homer- I'm getting prepared for the most Meat-tastic day of the... Holy Moly? (Flanders has a huge warthog on a Bar-B-Q.) Flanders- Oh, you noticed the "Pig Bang!" I'm roasting it up for the Warthog Barbie! You coming! Homer- You Bet!, Hey, Nick in an extra slice for me! I Like My Meat! I'm like a Caveman! My Sisters in law call me "Homer Sapien!" It's quite funny! Flanders- Righty-Ho-diddly-ho! (Homer steps on the road, and his foot lands in a huge ice puddle) Homer- D'OH! Flanders- Oh, Homer-Sapien learned Ice Not Nice! Homer- (under his Breath) You'll see something Not Nice. (Homer walks with a Limp) (Every Time he walks on the wet foot, you hear "D'oh, D'oh D'oh D'oh) (Scene 3 Town Hall) Quimby- And...er... Unfortunately, It has come to my attention that there will be no feast. (Crowd Hollor and boos) Flanders- Sorry, To cold for Cooking. Homer- HAS THE WORLD GONE INSANE? THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! (Homer runs out) (Scene 4- Bathroom) (Homer is in the shower. You can just see his shadow.) Homer- A Nice warm shower will heat me up- AAAAARGHRGRRHHRRGHGHRH! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! Marge- Walks in. Marge- Sorry, the washing machine's on. (Homer goes to bed) Homer- This has been the worst day of my life. I was looking forward to it this morning. I hope I don't have another day like THAT again. (Alarm Goes off) (Radio Clicks On) Bill- Hey Marty, I bet your excited today... Homer- Hey, There playing yesterday's tape! Marty- Yes, Because today is WARTHOG DAY! Homer opens the Curtains, There is traffic, and a Mad Rush) Homer- Oh my God. I have been given a chance to repeat the worst day of my life. A chance to redo everything. I can relive this day, but make everything better! Marge- Homer, Why are you wearing my Nighty? (Homer looks down) Homer- D'OH! I mean..... D'OH! (Scene 5- Outside) Flanders- Watcha doing Neighbor? Homer- I've been given another chance to repeat the crappiest day of my life. You? Flanders- I'm roasting up the "Pig Bang" For- Homer- Oh yeah, for the Meal Tonight. Yeah, you can't do it. Flanders- Why not? Homer- Isn't it too cold for cooking? Flanders- Suppose it is too cold for cooking outdoors. I'll cook it inside the house.
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