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By Kent Schoch Wunyabari Maloba said the university divest, but the administration didn' t do it," of Educational Studies, asked members of Staff Reporter could take a strong stance against said Faculty Senator Edward Schweizer, the commiuee if the university would stilt 27-18 vote ends The Faculty Senate voted against the apartheid by divesting. referring to a recommendation to di'vest accept research grants and scholarships university divesting its holdings · in "Life is made up of symbolism," he approved by one vote that year. from the same companies it would divest companies with business in South Africa said. "Divestment would signify our "To vote again is an act of futility," he from. six-year debate Monday, ending a battle which ignited disapproval of apartheid. It is what we can said. "Divestment now would look like an Grubb spoke of economic boycotts of faculty and students for six years. do as an institution." after-thought." environmentally dangerous corporations as The measure was voted down 27-18 Gr\.lbb argued that a university 's The measure came to the senate floor 18 an example of how to influence policy over university's after a 25-minute debate at the monthly symbolic statement should be to educate months after a four-person committee changes. meeting. people, and the university does not have formed to study the university "It is not a matter of selling assets of Farley Grubb, an economics professor enough economic pull to inf,luence the community's views on apartheid. companies that are not environmentally South African who wrote an 1 8-page report opposing South Africa government. The committee presented its report in sound," he said. "It's a matter of not divestment, made an early motion that the "The university's power lies in March, recommending that the university buying the product. That puts immediate issue be tabled indefinitely. That motion, education," he said. "We don ' t have divest after holding open hearings and pressure on the company to change." financial holdings however, was almost unanimously voted enough economic might. The United States solicitating opinions from faculty, students However, Educational Studies Professor down. government does, but we don't." and administration. Ludwig Mosberg said American During the debate, history Professor "The senate sent a message in 1985 to During· the debate, Jan Blits, professor see DIVESTMENT page 3 Medical technology program may be cut Department to submit counter proposal By Vincent A. DeMuro Jr. Ciulla said about preserving the Staff Reporter program, "I am willing to do The university's Medical everything to encourage the Technology program, the only one university in working with the in the state, may be eliminated Administration, the Dean's Office because of the ongoing budget and the Provost's Office." crisis, officials said. R. Byron Pipes, chairman of the The budget council proposed in budget council, said the council is August to cut the program, which awaiting a report from the Faculty has been part of School of Life and Senate before he makes his final Schweizer's proposal above Health Sciences since 1949. recommendation to the president. drew sighs from fellow "I am very concerned about Medical technology students faculty senators. The fulfilling an obligation to [our train to work in hospitals, private handwritten statement Is the students]," said Professor Anna laboratories and private industry, Ciulla, director of the program. concentrating on clinical senator's most recent If the program is cut, all non­ chemistry, microbiology, student-life related motion tenured faculty and graduate hematology and blood banking, on the senate floor. employees in the department will Ciulla said. also lose their jobs, she said. see PROGRAM page 3 No charges sought Students decry Faculty Senate proposal housing units." Professor urges university to In the spring, Schweizer made a proposal New measure latest in Kells Avenue rape tell parents about lack of to the Faculty Senate which resulted in the in string of anti-Greek installation of house monitors in three Greek The investigation into an into bushes and inserted an object supervision in Greek houses houses on a trial basis because of cases of motions by Schweizer alleged gang rape of a female into her vagina. sexual assault and alcohol abuses in the Delaware law defines rape as student off Kells Avenue Sep.t. 7 By Laura Fasbach . houses. By Paul Kane may be obsolete because of lack any unlawful penatration with a Copy Editor Schweizer said last year's proposal is Administrative News Editor of evidence, said Newark Police foreign object. Professor Edward Schweizer urged the irrelevant to his new one. The words "I hate to bring this up again" Chief William A. Hogan. Police are still investigating university to tell the parents of those who "This proposal is for ttie parents, not for were barely out of Edward Schweizer's Speaking at the Town and the case, Hogan said. live in Greek houses that there is no official the students," he said. mouth when every Faculty Senators' eyes Gown meeLing Monday, Hogan "As time goes ·on, verification supervision in those residences. Under the terms of Schweizer's proposal said, "The case will go nowhere of the facts and evidence are hard Some consider the proposal, which was which was ratified in the spring, three of the • News analysis because we don't know what if not impossible to obtain," he made at Monday's Faculty Senate meeting, a university's 15 Greek houses- occupied by really happened." said. part of the chemistry professor's continuing Alpha Epsilon Pi, Phi Kappa Tau and Kappa rolled in unison. He cited the victim's lack of Hogan said based on the effort to heighten tensions between university Alpha - were required to hire house Every face present in 1 10 Memorial Hall at cooperation with police as a information gathered so far, "We officials and Greek organizations, however monitors. the monthly Faculty Senate meeting seemed primary reason they have no can't say with virtual certainty Schweizer strongly denies those charges. However, the monitors at those houses and to express the same thing: "Not again." suspects or leads. that it happened or not." The proposal reads: " ... all of the parents of the other Greek houses on campus are not Almost 18 months to the day after his first The victim, a 17-year old "We can't verify certain students who are members of live-in social affiliated with the university Office of proposal to radically change Greek life on this freshman, told police she was aspects." organizations be advised, in writing, that the Housing and Residence Life. campus, Faculty Senator Schweizer was at the assaulted by four or five white Anyone with information about university does not have Residence Life staff Schweizer said he designed new proposal podium making another controversial males as she walked alone on the case is encouraged to call members residing in social organizations· see PROPOSAL page 5 see ANALYSIS page 5 Kells Avenue at 12:30 a.m. She Newark Police at 366-7100 said the assailants dragged her - Larry Dignan Once the Parking violations up in '91 By Sara Weiss Copy Editor Parking garage not in university's teacher, Newark drivers must pay for about 250 more parking tickets so far this ye.ar, largely because of last immediate plans due to high cost Tuesday's implementation of In­ By Robb Enright Monday, City Manager Carl Luft now the Senior Slillf Reporter Vehicle Parking Regulators (IPRs), asked if the university could afford police said. University officials said .they will to build a garage, offering to ask the During the first four days of IPR continue improving on-campus state for help securing funds. subject enforcement, 380 violations were parking, but plans for building a Dean of Students Timothy issued along the 54 regulated garage have been postponed for at Brooks told the Town and Gown streets surrounding campus, said least a fe w years, an official said. committee that a parking garage S. African educator Newark Police Chief William A. Director of Public Safety would not be feasible right now studies American Hogan. Douglas F. Tuule said, ''right now, because of excessive costs. Forty more were issued on we don 't see any reason to justify "The university has talked about teaching methods Monday, he said, equalling $10,500 building a parking garage." the possibility of building a garage worth of potential fines . No The decision comes at a time for years," Brooks said. By julie Carrick enforcement was implemented over when parking throughout Newark Vice President for Government Senior News Editor the weekend, he said. has grown into an intense issue for Relations, John T. Brook, said he Three snapshots of a grinning Hogan said over a six-day span students, residents and university. doubts the state could possibly two-year-old taped to the stark last year, 693 city-wide tickets were officials. afford to assist the university due to cinder block walls of a Pencader issued this time last year. This year, At the Town and Gown meeting see GARACE page 4 single remind Ivy Mako Tanyane of from Sept. 8 to Sept. 14, 935 tickets her family and home in South have been distributed . Africa. South African teacher Ivy Mako Tanyane, at her Pencader room, To date, no one has bought the ~-----INDEX------~------. Along with her son Tebogo, 400 finds adjusting to an urban lifestyle challenging. $112.50 IPR, commonly known as Opinion ...... 6 other children await Tanyane's a parkulator, he said. return to the small village of Jane learn from the American educational staying in the United States beyond At Monday's Town and Gown Vivant...... 9 Furse 100 miles northwest of system. · the end of the fall semester. Commiuee meeting, an open forum Entertainment...... 11 Pretoria. "The path for blacks in South "I was worried to leave my son," between the city and the university, In cooperation with St. Thomas's Africa is education," said AI the shy 29-year-old said glancing at Delaware Undergraduate Student Classifieds ...... 13 Episcopal church, the university Roberson, who helped coordinate the the photos on the wall ." Congress (DUSC) President Rob Sports ...... 15 brought Tanyane, who is a math and program. "And these folks can't "I like [Delaware]," she added in McAnnally (EO SR) asked the city Comics ...... 1 7 science teacher, to Delaware from afford to come here on their own." careful, broken English, "but if I had to remove the IPR system. Hogan St. Mark's 'College, a secondary "Our goal is not to Americanize my family I would stay longer." called the request an impossibility. ---Also inside: --- school in northern Transvaal them," he said. "We want to give Althoug'h moving to the United "It's only a ,city solution," said New laboratory ...... 3 province. them something they can take back States from South Africa was a McAnnally. The program, which began in and share with others. culture shock, the biggest difference He said the Incoming funds from Residence hall recycling ...... 3 1988, is designed to offer black "We don't want them to abandon she faced was adjusting to the urban IPR violations, along with Hypnotic help ...... 9 Gov. Milre c.. tle prof'OR• South African educators the South Africa." environment. university and state suppon, should Men's soccer ...... 15 educational goals. See page 4. opportunity to participate in and Tanyane said she does not plan on see TEACHER page 5 see nacns page 5 i ~· THE REVIEW • September 20, 1991 .:...------, ..·' ~&r-~\. AI~~~~ University to assist

:: v C_alln p 1_/ :: __ _ .,. Castle's education plan .. Governor announces plan to improve teaching methods University hosts By larry Dignan the state. Corporate Games to City News Editor "Twenty-one members of that intellectual MIDDLETOWN - Raising the drop-out level is a substantial resource," he said. benefit special kids age to 18, returning school control to the "The knowledge will be needed in assisting Teams from local districts and increaing the pool of minority the state in developing programs." corporations will lose their teachers are some of the plans Gov. Michael According to the reform plan, the ties and stockings at the tee­ N. Castle unveiled in Delaware 2000 commission will explore an incentive off of the first Corpor·ate Wednesday, a reform strategy for education program to students below the poverty Games today to benefit in the state. level, providing the first two years' tuition Delaware Special Olympics. Castle's plan, which was arutounced here at the lowest prevailing cost . Volunteers from DuPont Wednesday, mirrors President Bush's Pipes said the objectives of the plan are Polymers, Kraft General America 2000 reforms and integrates attainable by the year 2000, but will require Foods, Mellon Bank, Delaware into Bush's nationwide strategy. aggressive actions to tum them to reality. Wilmington Savings Fund Castle said the plan includes "sweeping He said the plan is received favorably by Society and MBNA America changes in how and what we teach children" the university community. will let loose this afternoon at to reach the six national education goals in Outside the university, Castle said Pamet.. 1:00 at the Newark Country the country. Delaware 2000 calls for · increasing Gov. Michael N. Castle introduces the Delaware 2000 education program Wednesday Club for the CEO Golf In the plan, the university will develop a graduation rates, returning school control to at Middletown High School. The plan is designed to improve education in Delaware. Tourney. National Principals' Leadership Institute to the local districts and increasing the pool of schools to local districts," Castle said. minorities into teaching. The games begin Saturday support school leaders, manage and lead minority teachers. "They will be held accountable based on These actions will strengthen the at 7:45 a.m. at Carpenter restructuring. To meet the national goal of a 90 percent achievement." minority pool, "grow" teachers and retain Sports Building with a relay. In addition, President David P. Roselle graduation rate, Castle proposed raising the State, districts and school-level them. Throughout the day, and Andrew Kirkpatrick, chairman of the drop-out age from 16 to 18. educational progress reports must be given Castle admitted the plan is idealistic, but competitors will engage in board of trustees, will be part of a 21- "By raising the drop-out age every every two years in the plan to ensure can be a reality if the community rallies swimming and running member statewide Higher Education student will enter school knowing he can't accountability. behind it. events, a basketball shooting Commission. The commission will have drop out," he said. He said the plan is flexible enough to try "Collectively and individually, education contest, volleyball, a lip sync presidents and chairmen from all the To accomplish these goals, Delaware will something new if the students are not is an indicator of earning potential, health contest and a tug-of-war. colleges and universities in the state. rely on funds from businesses, education performing. and quality of life," Castle said. "It is vital On the lighter side, the Provost and Vice Presitlent for Academic . grants, new programs and try to change In the reforms, the state ' s Board of to the state and country to become · Corporate Games include Affairs R. Byron Pipes called the parent and student attitudes about Education will implement a program to competitive internationally." events such as a tricycle commission a "major change" because it has education. identify minority students with teaching He said, "It won't be easy; mere writing relay, wheel-barrel race and representation from all higher education in "The plan will return the running of the potential and have them spur other won't do a single thing." . fully clothed swim relay. Delaware ·Special Olympics organized the games hoping to collect up to $5,000, said Ann Grunert, U.S. Senate moves to break 'Circle of Poison' executive director. The team entry fees, which By Doug Donovan burden on EPA, interrupt the pesticides not registered with the : are paid by the corporations, Assistant News Editor legitimate export of pesticides and Pesticide use per EPA to be used on food . It also will provide over 800 The Senate Committee on provide no additional health would permit citizens to file suit Delaware children and adults Agriculture will hold a hearing protection," fisher said. hectare against companies that violate the . with mental and physical today to debate a bill regulating the Jay Vroom, president of the Area/nation Pesticide use• law . , retardation with year-round exportation of banned and non­ National Agricultural Chemicals Japan 10,790 The EPA would be required to sports training and registered pesticides from the United Association, said in the report the Europe 1,870 internationally notify the new competition, according .to the States to foreign nations. "Circle of Poison" bill would hurt registration and cancellation of ,group. The "Pesticide Export Reform the Delaware Cooperative countries the United States was United States 1,490 pesticides and inform the FDA of "For a corporation, it Act of 1991 ," a revised version of a Extertsion. trying to help. . latin America 220 exported pesticides and crops to help creates internal networking bill that would ban dangerous Primary opposition of the bill has "Some pesticides produced in the Oceania** 198 monitor imported foods. and camaraderie," Grunert pesticides from being exported out been directed at the trouble of United States and sold overseas are Africa 127 All pesticides. to be used on food -said. of the United States to all foreign regulating the use of registered unregistered here because the must be tested, including those pesticides. • grams per hectare (one gram pesticides already on the market. She said it gives natiorts, was introduced April 23 to specific pest controlled i_s not a U.S. equals about .035 ounce) :employees from one the senate committee. Linda Fisher, assistant problem, or the crops concerned are •• includes Aus11ailia, New Zealand The bill 'also requires food importing ,corporation a chance to The "Circle of Poison Prevention administrator for pesticides and generally not grown in America like and various Padfic islands countries to identify each pesticide Act," the original bill, was toxic substances for the coffee, rubber, cocoa, bananas and with incoming products to assist the . mingle with those of another Sou=: Bengt V. Holsten and George outside the business world. introduced in the Senate and House Environmental Protection Agency, tea," he said. Elcslrom, editots, Control of ~stici~ and testing process. of Representatives in March 1990. said the "Circle of Poison" bill However, the unregistered RMidues in Food: A Guide and Dilf!Ciory Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vt., an Several nations, such as Latin "cannot solve the problems pesticides exported for use in third advocate of the bill, said, ' ' America, Africa and South America, associated with the misuse of world nations not only affect "Consumers should not have to :· :ousc discloses use pesticides banned in the United pesticides abroad, nor will they farmers, but American consumers would be stopped at the border if choose between off-season States on ,foods they export back to n~ess1U'il.y enhance food safety, in who buy irnported.fruit. illegal pesticides were found ," he cantaloupe and cancer every time ;: ·plan.s .tor coming 11 this country. the U.S;," in a report in the March ,. The FDA is only capable of said. they buy imported fruit at the semester. · ··-- · "What is •wanted is to not have 1990 i?esticide & Toxic Chemical checking 2 percent of food coming Sheldon said over 25 million field supermarket." dangerous residues coming back into News. in," said Libby Sheldon, pesticide workers in foreign countries are •: Members of the Delaware the country on our food," said Susan ''The provisions of the bill would researcher for Greenpeace. poisoned by pesticides every year. '· .Undergraduate Student P. Whitney, pesticide coordinator of place an unworkable regulatory "If the bill was passed, then food The bill would prohibit Congress (DUSC) disclosed The Review the group's annual agenda A Four-Sta; A/1-Americim Monday. Newspaper One of DUSC's goals for the year is to place a student Richa~d Jones representative on the Editor In 01/ef· university's budget council, ~hieTse which is presently comprised Executive Editor .of senior administrators and Esther Crain Jill Laurln;iltls faculty, said Rob McAnnally Managing Editor ' Managing Editor (EG SR), president of DUSC. Molly Williams· Robert Weston "We've found that Managing Editor Editorial Ecfttor students really don't have a Mary leigh Van Geffen way to voice any type of 8115iness Maniijp opinion or feedback," he Veronica Maceroli said, "and even though there Mverlisif18 Diteetor are administrative officials present, those people aren't julie Carrick Senior News Editor closely in touch with us." Sports EditCKS .... ,...... Dan B. leYine McAnnally said he has Alain C. Nana-Sinkam spoken with David E. News EditotS ...... jennifer Beck Hollowell, senior vice LanyOigrtMl president for Administration, Otarlotte Faltennayer about placing a student Erica Hcp!re.J: representative on the budget Karyn McCormack council. Hollowell was Lori Salotto receptive to the idea, he said. Shana Teitelbaum "I think it is an appropriate . Gretcflen Wahl request for students to be at f~hlres EditOIS ...... Meredith Brittain budget meetings," said Dean Amy Mazziotta of Students Timothy F. Entertainment Editots ..... Ron Kaufman Rob Rector Brooks. GREAT DEALS ON FIRST QUALITY & IRREGULAR CLOTHING FOR Photography Editor ...... DUSC is also closely Pamela Wray DeStefano following student complaints WOMEN &MEN ArtiGraphia DiredQf ...... '.. Sonja Kerby about the parkulator Copy Desk Chief...... ,.Michael Savetr · regulations on and off Copy EditotS ...... u~ra~ campus, McAnnally said. I "We've been working on SAMPLE SALE Jason Garber coordinating our response • Sara Weiss· Karen Wotring with the university," he said, 1st QUALITY SUMMER MERCHANDISE OFFERED AT 1/2 OFF WHOLESALE ! "and there will be more Assistant Sports Editors ...... information as the issue Bradley A. Huebner develops." Jeff Pearlman Assistant News EditOts ...... Another student concern Doug Donovall DUSC plans to tackle this Donna Murphy year is the phone-in drop-add • Assistant Feahlres Editor ...... system, said Paul Dorfman SEPT. 10 11 · Susan Coully (AS JR), DUSC's chairman Assistant Phoro,aphy Editor ...... of academic affairs. 10em Michele Bartley - DUSC is planning to meet FRI. & SAT. ONLY - Assistant Grip/tics Editon ' wii's~iio with members of the college Stacy Stewart councils to discuss the Assistmt Business ~n'BfJf ...... system and possible Slwi Bernstein improvements. Assistant Advertlslfl8 Ditedor...... , Student polls on campus Bar! Susser issues, such as the new Senior Staff Reporters ...... dJning services contractor, I lil R&.lullengston Robb Eriright ~.Yill also be conducted, said ~ ~ Melissa Glfter Russell Porter (BE JR), Mike Martin DUSC's student institutional Gres Orlando resource committee IDA REHOUSE chairman. Office and malllnaadclres•l DUSC will hold Its next 6 79 DAWSON DR. NEWARK Student Center B-1 Newartc, DE 19716 general meeting on Monday : Sept. 23in the Rodney Room DEL. INDUSTRIAL PARK Bulinell ...... (3021 451-1397 i of the Student Center. AdYertlllng ...... (302) 451·1398 I . 368-2820 NewtJEditorial ...... (302) 451·2771 • Compiled by Donna FAX ...... (302) 451·1396 t Murphy and Jodi Carpenter I ~~': ' September 20, 1991 • THE lrfVIEW • ~ •.. , Laboratory will cater to 3 departments New research facility handling and fume hood equipment to protect students and expected to open staff working with hazardous chemicals, the department said. in summer 1993 Electrical power and environmental control of the By jon Thomas building will allow the use of Students find value, St1ff Reporter lasers, computers and hardship in credit Located behind Memorial Hall spectrometers which frequently and adjacent to Brown Laboratory fail when used in Brown Lab. cards is a large hole surroun,ded by F iber optic communication With college expenses chain-link fencing, which in two lines will also provide computer mounting, many students now years, if all goes according to networking capability. find they should not leave plan, will become a $20 million The departments said Brown home without a major credit laboratory. Lab was built at a time when card. Lammot Du Pont Laboratory chemistry was done with test will connect to Brown Laboratory tubes and beakers. About 68 percent of and will house research facilities EDIS, a Wilmington-based undergraduate students own a major credit card, according for chemistry, biochemistry and construction management to March 1991 study by a marine studies. company, will work with local a New York research fmn. Marge Metzger, assistant firms on the project. College Trac, Inc. found a director for facilities, planning John Patterson, project seven percent increase since and construction, said the labs superintendent for EDIS, said the 1988, and banks estimate will be custom made for each of new laboratory will be connected these departments. to Brown Laboratory on the south about 4 mlllion students are cardholders. Metzger said the lab will Frank J. Obara side of the building, just behind Jim Knepper, vice contain all current technology Groundbreaking for construction of the new laboratory on Central Campus is scheduled for Sept. 27. Memorial Hall. president of the firm, said the needed to meet research demands. The building will provide space for the departments of chemistry, biochemistry and marine studies. "The completion date is increase "is almost The three departments currently set for June 1993 and I exclusively because of the demonstrated a need for more University construction corporations. laboratories, " said Dr. Jean don't forsee any problems in (marketing) push" by sophisticated equipment and lab manager Hal Marden said the $20 The labs will allow students to Futrell, chairwoman of the meeting that," said Patterson. creditors. space, she said. million needed to finance this "experienc~ science as it is department of chemistry and The official ground-breaking Amy Sudol, spokeswoman "We are working in response to project came from state funding, practiced in our best industrial, biochemistry. ceremony for the facility is for Chase Manhattan Bank, that," Metzger said. private benefactors and gover·nment and academic The 15 labs will have air scheduled for Sept. 27. attributes the increase to their nationwide direct-mailing and "Take One" display Dorms implement Program may be cut campaigns for students. American Express entices ,, continued from page 1 do not transfer into most other students by offering bonus­ departments. airplane ticket vouchers that recycling program Twenty-six seniors and 27 Although underclass numbers give discounted rates. , juniors are currently enrolled in the are lower, Ciulla said she predicts Gail Wasserman. American By Kristin Paw Unlike the recycling programs at program, she said. recruitment will increase if the Express public affairs SU!f Reporter other universities, the new program Ciulla and Milton Stetson, program is allowed to continue. manager, said they offer the A new re·sidence hall recycling is not mandatory, Longwell-Grice director of the School of Life and discount because students like program began this semester, the said. ' Health Sciences, presented Mary to travel. product of two years of research and Some students support the Richards, Dean of the College of Divestment "We've found students go planning by Housing and Residence program because it demonstrates the Arts and Sciences, with a counter on to be some of our best Life, housing officials said. university's willingness to help the proposal consisting of personnel continued from page 1 customers," she said. "They Each hall is included in the nine­ environment, said Michael Bernstein and work hour cutbacks. perform no differently than week program, recycling green and (BE SR). Pipes said the counter-proposal companies such as IBM and our other chargeholders." brown glass and aluminum cans, said Although students are largely is unnecessary at this time because General Motors have left South Card benefits such as Robert Longwell-Grice, assistant enthusiastic, Kevin Lammer, Hall officials do not yet know if they Africa because of divestments. purchase protectiort, extended director of Housing and Residence Director of Gilbert C/F, said a need to cut the program .. "Economically, when warranties and insurance on Life. problem may arise when underage The budget council approved the institutions like the university rental cars are also offered to The program's success and students go to deposit beer bottles in proposal and presented it to the divest, it reduces the liquidity of students by credit card participation will be monitored by the bins. · medical technology department, as the company's stock," he said. companies. American Express •· housing officials, he said. "The time Lammer said underage students well as two Faculty Senate "South Africa wants American and Chase also send quarterly is right to do the right thing." may end up being penalized for committees. money. If it sees it's going to lose magazines to cardholders Paper and plastic will not be possessing alcohol instead of praised President David P. Roselle said it, it will change." offering tips on credit and collected because of difficulty for recycling. the department spends about The South African government money management. finding a contractor who will take Geoff Salthouse (AG SR), Mary K. Manner $500,00 per year. admitted the divestment Paul Ebert, president of them, Longwell-Grice said. recycling committee member of the Denise Warshany (AS FR) does "It's difficult to raise funds for movement has caused internal Consumer Credit Counseling However, officials said if the Student Environmental Action her part by recycling aluminum. programs like these," Roselle said. economic strife, Maloba said. Services of Central Ohio, said ! recycling program is a success, it will Coalition (SEAC) said, "We are But the program has had trouble lf the recommendation passes •. it "What will the university do if some students face credit expand to academic buildings and extremely pleased that President getting started, Salthouse said. Some will take effect June 1993, Ciulla it does not divest?" Maloba asked. problems when they cannot I possibly include collection of paper Roselle wants to have something like said. Current juniors ands eniors "What credible alternatives are ~ls . Resident AssisUillts, he said, have not pay high monthlYJ 1 and plastic. this on campus." mentioned the program at hall will probably be allowed to there that will cast the university "Having credit talces a lot meetings. "The education of the graduate from the program, but the in a non-insensitive light?" of self-control," he said. people involved should be the fate of freshmen and sophomore .David L. Colton, chairman of . "Students don't have the WALK TO U OF D primary focus of the program," majors is unclear. the committee for divestment, did substantial funds to pay cards PARK PLACE APARTMENTS Salthouse said. Underclassmen enrolled in the not attend the meeting. He is on off when they load them up." "There are no individual bins in program will probably have to sabbatical and out of the country. • Wall to Wall Carpet • Air Conditioned the rooms, and people may think change majors if the proposal "Everyone agrees on the end Heat and Hot Water Included 'Oh, I don't want to go all the way to passes, she said, but the courses a result," said Grubb. "Nobody likes apartheid. The question is George Mason Newly Renovated Hallways and Laundry Rooms the laundry room," he said. medical technology student takes how do you get there?" fraternity suspension EFFICIENCIES, ONE. TWO AND THREE BEDROOM APARTMENTS "Things are changing too fast Mon.·Fri. 9·6 • Sat. 10-4 in South Africa," Grubb said. "It's lifted NO PETS UNDERGRADUATE not a utopian society, but for the university to divest now would be A federal court judge ruled Corner of Short lane From $395 that George Mason University 368-5670 and Elkton Road after the fact. The university's job RESEARCH FUNDING is to educate; that's what it does officials in Virginia acted best." unconstitutionally when they suspended Sigma Chi APPLICATION fraternity for holding an "ugly woman contest." DEADLINE The chapter was suspended last spring for two years Applicants for grant-in-aid and material because university officials stipends are due ·oct. 1. Awards will be said the ,contest was offensive The Review to women and minorities. announced by Oct. 22. Grants of $25-$150 "One of the fundamental will be awarded. Senior Thesis students needs rights secured by the First Amendment is that of free, may receive up to $250. uncensored expression, even -Eligibility: Research may be for a artists on matters some may think course, thesis, apprenticeship or are trivial, vulgar or profane," and said U.S. District Judge independent study. Claude M. Hilton. Although the university -Types of expenses include purchase of illustratOrs. felt the fraternity's actions expendable materials, photocopying were offensive, Hilton said, there was no reason to costs, transportation to libraries and Call Sonia infringe on the students' First professional conferences, etc. Amendment rights. University officials said, · -Faculty sponsor must submit a Letter of at "We felt that the behavior of Support for your funding request. these students was not 451-2771 consistent with the goals of Application forms are available at the Honors Program George Mason University." office, 186 South College Avenue, room 204. Billing scandal forces Stanford president to . ARE YOU CUMBING resign Sbarro Cafe Restaurant THE WALLS? 93 E. MAIN STREET, NEWARK, DE • 731-2100 Come Enjoy The The president of Stanford University will resign in Great Outdoors August 1992 because of a With Us! billing scandal that forced the Thursday Friday Saturday university to return more than $1 million to the government. . :: Sbarro Sbarro Sbarro Lowest Outing Club The school is voluntarily :1 Miller Party Beer Party . returning S 1,500 per year for Shooters NO EXPERIENCE six years because the . 1 Night HOUSE BEER SPECIAL NECESSARY university Improperly billed . Party Night Backpacking, Canoeing, the government for upkeep of i 8 5 Rockcllmblng, Caving, a mausoleum where the 1. DO Draft s1.oo .50 Draft X-country skiing. university's namesake is , buried. . 1 s .1s Each Shooter GENERAL INTEREST President Donald Kennedy, 4 sa.oo along with 2,300 otber :: 4 Selections MEETING employee•, were required to. .. 84 oz. Pitcher 64 oz. Pitcher Monday, Sept. 30 take a c:IUI on how to bandle raean:b fundlq. • Sp.m. •, ·14 oz. 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ronti nued from paBe 1 had live-in staff from Housing and parent of a student living in a social­ rape at a fraternity house~ well as to make another anti-Greek discipline the child in ways the Residence Ufe. organization house there was no hazing and alcohol violations - was recommendatioo. principal cannot. recommendatioo affecting Greeks. Both proposals were voted down university supervision. suspect. This most recent proposal seems to The reaction Schweizer is hoping The funr SUlT'OWiding Schweizer is by the senate, although a compunise Greeks have targeted him as But Schweizer's confrontational have received absolutely no merit for is that parents pull their sons or not so much in his JrOPOSals, but his resolution was reached on the latter in someone who is trying to destroy their style could only get a compromise from the senators, including Faculty daughters out of the Greek houses. anti-Greek bias. Apil. system. Some Greeks lOOk their qer resolution passed which called for a Senate President Robert Taggan. Taggart said such a notice to Although Schweizer denies having At Monday's meeting Schweizer out by depicting Schweizer shooting a trial period to study the Greek system Once Schweizer made his poposal parents may alarm some of them. such a bias, none of his proposals was relaying an anecdote to a weary fraternity member in a painting oo the while only three of 15 fraternities the senate voted overwhelmingly to "When people see smoke, they think would have a large impact on other audience in the Faculty Senate Chrysler water tower on Route 896 would be required to hire a monitor. adjourn. they see fire." groups. He has put the Greek system chambers. l~t~g . . That decision w~ the impetus for Taggan said of Schweizer's latest But it is highly unlikely that a leuer at the top of his own most wanted list. It went like this: But Schweizer's second proposal Schweizer's latest proposal. He is proposal, "There are other, more to parents whose children are at least After each of his measures failed Over the summer, Schweizer, made him a target of Greeks not so incapable of accepting defeat, or in important issues to deal with than 18 years old will have any major Schweizer offered another proposal professor of chemistry, had run into a much because his anti-Greek bias, but this case, compromise. sending notes home to Mommy and effect on the way they let their attempting to alter Greek life two mother of a university student who because of its legitimate claims He cootinues to use his seat on the Daddy." children live. senate meetings later. wished to live jn an off-campus against the system. senate to impose his views at the The newest proposal is an attempt The proposal is a waste of the In March 1990 Schweizer charged apartment. Without a doubt fraternities and expense of other more important to frighten parents into thinking Faculty Senate's time and they know that organizations such as fraternities She told the professor she would sororities were the only two campus issues for the university to address. fraternity and sorority h~ are some that this time around. If the past is any and sororities violated the university's prefer it if her son lived in his organizations not having live-in Greeks are not the only people in son of horror chambers. indication, the senate will vote down fraternity's house. monitors. Some called this special the university beginning to tire of This is the classic grade-school the measure only to be faced with yet u mission of diversity by discriminating s against members of the opposite sex Schweizer then informed her that privilege. Schweizer's antics. principal tactic of sending a note horne another Schweizer proposal several or race and should be dis~sociated the t'ratimtity house he would be living And the track record of Greek His colleagues seem to cringe with to a misbehaving student's parents in months later along with more rolling from the university. in would not have any supervision by organizations - including a alleged every step he take.~ toward the podium the hopes that the parents will eyes and weary senators. At the December 1990 senate the university. meeting Schweizer proposed all Upon hearing this, the mother student groups with university­ agreed with her son and he is now living in an off-campus apartment in 20 to Student protest nets parking spaces recognized houses be required have live-in house monitors. The m~ure Newark rather than a fraternjty house. dealt exclusively with Greeks because Schweizer used thisinterlude ~ the Residents of School Lane Apartments peitition Public Safety after receiving tickets in gold lot every other student group with a house basis for his proposal to inform every By jeff Pearlman Tuttle, director of Public Safety. couldn't park there overnight with Tuttle about the situation. Assistant Sports Editor "Since I had a gold sticker, I a gold sticker," Linsk said. "I didn't understand why we Public Safety officials agreed thought it would be fine to park in According to Tuttle, several could park in the lot during the Tickets Wednesday to allow 20 overnight the lot at night," said School Lane School Lane students with gold day, but not at night when nobody parking spaces in a university gold resident Juliet Linsk (HR SR). stickers violated university was there." Branca said. "Then I went out there one parking regulations. Tuttle also made room for full continued from page 1 lot on Wyoming Road for students living in School Lane apanments. morning, and between 15 and 18 "We have a number of students time students by eliminating 16 who moved into School Lane, spots belonging to Girls ai d in the building of a parking In the new ,agreement, the 20 cars had tickets." students will be allowed to Gold stickers are only available where there are only two parking Incorporated, a company located garage. spaces per unit, and the average is behind the lot that leases parking McAnnally said during February purchase resident parking stickers to students with at least 96 credits three cars per unit," Tuttle said. places from the university for preliminary meetings, DUSC for the Wyoming lot. The cost will who commute to campus. Parking be $143, an increase of $38 from hours in gold lots are from 7 a.m. "What I understand is that those company employees. offered many alternatives, such as "The 20 cars for storage corner ticket dispensers and a the cost of a gold parking sticker to 4 p.m. on weekdays. students with gold stickers assumed that since the university parking is about as much as we different zoning structure. at $105 . Since the School Lane complex Several School Lane residents is considered outside of campus is right across the street, they can can accommodate," Tuttle said . The majority of the student " The fact that ' the apartment population feels branded because of with gold stickers on their cars boundaries, upperclassmen living just park there. But that is not the complex didn ' t build enough th e IPR system, McAnnally said. were ticketed Sept. 9 for parking there are allowed to buy gold case," he said. parking, we don't see as our He added the IPR system, along in gold Lot 51 overnight. parking stickers. After receiving a ticket for responsibility. But we do try to with other ordinances, have created A petition protesting the tickets "They should make the parking overnight parking in the lot, help university students as much a negative student perception of the was signed by 20 School Lane regulations with gold stickers School Lane resident Marta Branca (BE SR) complained to as we can." city. residents and given to Douglas F. more clear. I was never told that I Hogan maintains the city is not trying to be unkind to students, but is attempting to "eliminate the growing congestion with the Parking garage plans QUIGLEY'S FARM growing university environment." The lack: of parkulator purch~es continued from page 1 Since all parking at the university 1 are a clear signal of student is funded by parking revenues, Tuttle HLUJ R~ said, a new garage would inevitably opposition, he said. state budget problems. Bonfire Included for: "The system was never popular, The parking lot on West Main mean more expensive parking. but no one carne up with an Street, near The Abbey, would be one Samuel Radin (HR JR) said most Clubs • Dorms • Private Parties • Social Groups al ternative ," said Hogan, in possible location for a garage, he said. students do not want to pay more than Sorority • Fraternity response to university and campus parkulators costs 75 cents per hour. Brook said it would cost about they already do for parking. complaints. Hogan said residents who live $8,000 per space to build a garage, Some university officials, Celebrations of all kinds. The city understands students are near the core of campus are pl~ed and would accommodate 1,000 however, believe the present parking 20 Min. Drive from Campus, New Castle, Del. opposed to paying for space where with the decrease of parking and vehicles at a total cost of about $8 system is adequate. (302) 328-7732 for reservations parking was once free, Hogan said. traffic congestion. million. Brook said the university has But he argues the IPR system is less Although no one has made an Tuttle said, "If we built a garage, enough spaces to accommodate the expensive than university ' effort to purchase an IPR, Hogan we would have to spread some demand for on-campus parking . "It temporary lots, who charge $1 .00 said the city has made no plans to ponion of that cost out over all the might not be the most convenient per hour. Buying time on terminate the system. · · parking permits." parking, but it's there." 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continued from page 1 following her lectures at the dialect Walker uses to recreate the travel to large cities like Sowetho to United States into the classroom, but comparable to the SAT, required for university because the professors' South. participate in the anti~Apartheid applied it to the school's high school graduation, Roberson Tanyane said she had to learn to accents are different than English The program is designed to demonstrations, but mostly the administration and teaching said. But last year 83 percent of St. deal with more than just new dialects in her homeland. expose visiting South Africans to people keep to themselves, sbe said. philosophy, he said. Marks' seniors passed the exam. buildings and more people, but "I have to stay after class and ask cultures other than their own, Although the government has On the average only 28 percent of "It seems like [the program] is technology she never encountered in a lot of questions," she said. Roberson said. undergone radical changes in the black South African students pass working," Roberson said, pointing South Africa. · Her dorm room does not look like Consulting a neatly hand-written past year challenging the pillars of the mandatory matriculation exam, out the success rate. "I never used a computer," she that o( a typical student. Other than copy of her schedule, Tanyane said Apanheid, Tanyane said the reforms said, concerned about her math class her photographs from home, the she chose courses in math, science, will not directly affect her lifestyle. which requires computer lab time. "I walls are bare. Besides a borrowed psychology and literacy because Jane Furse is an isolated black will have to practice a lot." radio and an array of popular they relate to subjects she teaches at community without much outside Raised in the Bantu school American cassettes on her night home. influence from the white system, Tanyane grew up speaking stand, a dresser and a neatly made As a teacher in a black government, she added. Schweizer proposal Northern Sotho, one of 121anguages bed, the room is empty. community, Tanyane said she has Three other instructors from St. spoken in South Africa. But as a A half-finished copy of Alice not been involved in the violence Marks have spent semesters at the continued from page 1 If the resolution is passed, teacher, she insttucts all her classes Walker's "The Color Purple" lies and demonstrations which appear on university and returned to South Rowley said he believes it will in English. flared open on her pillow. the II :00 news in .the United States. Africa over the past four years, "only to state the facts to present an unnecessary cost for Although she is accustomed to "Are all her books written like "We just read about it too," she Roberson said. parents." the university. using the language, Tanyane said this?" she asked flipping through the says. These individuals have not only There are many parents who Scott Prisco (BE JR), a she sometimes has difficulty American classic, confused by the Some people from her village taken what they learned from the believe that monitors live in all fraternity member living in the social organization houses, he Alpha Tau Omega house, said said. members do not conceal the Although Schweizer said he lac·k of supervision in the does not expect any reaction houses. Factions unite from some parents, he added, "A lot of parents help "Information dissemination is [members] move in and parents protection" for the university come to visit," he said. from legal liability for mishaps Dean of Students Timothy F. to ·end violence in the houses. Brooks declined to comment Dean Rowley (BE SR), until the Student Life president of the Interfraternity Committee and the Delaware Council, said, he believes the Undergraduate Student Council proposal is another attempt to examine the proposal. in South Africa cause conflict bet ween the Robert Taggart, Faculty Greek system and the Faculty Senate president, said "There By Sara Weiss Senate. are other issues more important Copy Editor "1 don't think parents are than sending notes home to Two major black political groups that naive," Rowley said. "It is Mommy and Daddy." merged with the South African Gr;ljlhic by Archie Tse not going to be a shock to any However, he added "a government in Johannesburg parent." minori(y of parents might have Saturday, in a revolutionary attempt However, not all political parties humanely. "The Greek system as a misconceptions." to end political violence. saw the accord as the light at the end The agreement also calls for whole is making an attempt to Taggart, whose son is a The South African government, of the tunnel. special courts to try cases concerning change," Rowley said. "It is member of Phi Kappa Tau, said African National Congress (ANC) past week alone more than 120 have Andries P. Treumicht, leader of the political violence. being overlooked." parents may be unnecessarily and the lnlcatha Freedom Party signed been killed in the conflict. rightist white Conservative Party, said Because the peace pact imposes a The proposal is vague, alarmed by letters that are sent a National Peace Accord which is About 50 political, church and his group will not submit to ban on carrying weapons to political Rowley said, because it does to them. believed to be the nation •s best union groups also united in signing domination by the majority black meetings, the commitment of lnkatha not dictate who would be He said, "Where there is attempt at reform. the pact, declaring "war" against population. members was questioned when they responsible for drafting and smoke, peoP.le think there is On Sept. 4, South African violence. In South Africa, blacks make up 80 demonstrated outside of the meeting mailing the letter. fire." President F. W. de Klerk announced The existing violence cannot be percent of the population while whites with weapons. he would ~e willing to formulate solved until apartheid is dir-ectly make up 20 percent of the populace. The weapons, carried as part of plans for a new government, which addressed, said Wunyabari Maloba. a Although two major militant black Zulu tribal and religious tradition, focuses on equal voting rights and university professor specializing in groups, the Pan Africanist Congress remains a conlroversial issue between transferring power from the central black history. Although apartheid has and the Azanian People's the ANC and Inkathas, but did not government to local authorities. been legally abolished, it remains Organization, refused to sign the pose any threat, de Klerk said. Advertise in The Review. De Klerk is not required to hold an rooted in the conflict, he said. agreement. they both made separate The pact has not resolved whether election until 1993, which is also the All parties involved must · be pledges to strive for peace. cultural weapons will be banned. deadline for a new constitution that committed to the peace process for Even though South Africa has been Because most South African will be negotiated with all opposing success, Maloba said. divided for decades and the ruling blacks have been stripped of power parties. Most important, all government elite are deeply entrenched, Rhines and resources, these weapons serve as Neither de Klerk nor ANC leader funding to the lnkatha Party must said peace can be achieved if blacks symbols of resistance, Rhines said. Nelson Mandela have said they cease, Maloba said, referring to the and whites work together through ''Through these symbols, [blacks) wiH expect overnight reform, but William recent scandal in which government negotiation and compromise. not be emasculated of their dignity Rhines, a professor in the university's officials secretly funded the party, Under the terms of the pact, the and pride." sociology department, believes the directly contributing to the factional ANC, Inkathas and the government Rhines said he is eager to return "powder keg existing in South Africa fighting. agreed to a new code of political "to the drawing board" and research has been temporarily diffused." The three political groups will lead conduct, which includes eliminating this revolutionary idea for peace and s However, factional violence, future negotiations to discuss the use of violence and requiring see where this unexplored road will which has caused more than 6,000 apartheid policies and voting rights police and security agencies to deal lead South Africa. deaths since 1986, continues. In the for the black majority. with rallies and demonstrations more

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Page6 Friday, September 20, 1991 !Jere 1h e.. t ,·cke.t th o.t~ 9o;n3 fo be. The Review's opinion 5en>i·h·ve to b/,.ck ), 1ndi~n5J ~ Investing in education Je ~v> J h /~fo..n, · c.> a "J. o-ther rn inorift' e.5 •• • The university is spending money on new buildings, but it seems to have its priorities backwards With the national economy being about making the university a beuer what it is, it is no surprise that in place, it should start by canning the recent years, the university has been construction plans and putting its forced to implement budget cuts to money where its faculty is. make financial ends meet. The university has repeatedly Off with his head stated that it would do all it could to make these cuts as painless for The recent proposal by Faculty students as possible. Senator Edward Schweizer is just one At first glance it would appear that more example of his anti-Greek bias. the administration has met that goal. Schweizer's proposal to inform Ron Kaufman Most of the university's recent budget parents of students living in social cuts have not had an immediate organization housing (Greek houses) impact on students. But take a closer where there is no resident life staff Mandating real campus diversity look around campus. All over campus member supervising them, is bone­ new building construction is popping headed at best. In last week's issue of Update, the for the CBC titled "Academic and Cultural Most members of these up. university's propaganda ... er, public relations Michael Excellence: "The [Center's] emphasis organizations are at least 18 years old. The administration seems to newspaper, President David P. Roselle told a include academic support, spiritual growth In any case, they are certainly old Savett- believe that all this new construction faerie lale about how this fine institution of for the entire University community; will somehow increase the image and enough to take care of themselves. higher learning is firmly committed to however, the Center targets these services prestige of the university. Faculty senators are supposed to campus and worldwide diversity. more specifically for African-American But things are never that simple. work for postive change in the "The best education can only take place in students." A university's prestige is inherently university community. But Schweizer, an atmosphere of mutual trust and Translation: The university provides tied to the quality of its faculty. During has allowed his own bias to taint his admiration," he wrote. "The spirit of the special resources for blacks, thereby the last year the university has lost job performance; he has consistantly academic community requires that we learn maintaining segregation throughout the some of its best teachers. People like used his seat as a forum to make life together to value. the diversity within our campus community. Dr. James Nathan of the political more difficult for Greek students. University of Delaware community." applied this definition to the black minority The university propagates the notion that science department and Professor Unfortunately, there is no Roselle's message comes just as the attending the university. Both are practicing blacks should maintain their identity, but do Chuck Stone of the English mechani sm to impeach faculty university is sponsoring its first Racial and segregation. Indoclrination of these students so by utilizing the black greek system, the department are just a few of the more senators. As a result, we the students, Cultural Awareness Week, "underscoring a begins early in their college careers. CBC and other services exclusively designed notable examples. These people left are left with a faculty senator who has commiunent to racial and cultural diversity The Center for Black Culture (CBC) and for African-American students. because other universities offered run amuk. on campus," according to a separate Update the university's Office of Affumative Action The administration, whose diversity motto them better financial rewards. It is obvious to all that Schweizer notice. co-sponsor a separate orientation for black is to like the "I" in all of us, must not Why do people want to go to has worn out his welcome; but the Reality paints a much darker picture. freshmen before other students move in. incorporate special orientation activities into schools like Harvard? Because the man is like an Uncle Fester who Last week, a court-appointed watchdog Those who attend this briefing are then the system; it must ban the sessions perception is that Ivy league schools refu.ses to leave for home after a long group that monitors the status of statewide encouraged to participate in campus-wide altogether. Its actions are segregating this have the best faculty; their building vacation at your house. black education blasted the university for its freshman orientation activities, having been university's students. plans have little to do with attracting Therefore, we call on Schweizer to "non-commiunent" to minority enrollment. forewarned of existing campus attitudes not Diversity and understanding are not do the right thing and resign from the new students. The university frequently uses the word dealt with by the administration. optional. They must become an integral part If the administration is serious Faculty Senate·. "community," under the mistaken The separate programs for black students of our campus environment impression that campus is one big, happy thus foster the menlality that it's okay to be If the administration is truly concerned family. The word, according to Webster's separate. about diversity and wants to see more black New World Dictionary, means "A group or This is· a fundamental reason why few · students attend the university, it must break Editorial columnists class having common interests." such students are members of generally down the barriers that have created the long­ In South Africa, the ruling party has "white" fraternities and sororities, and is why standing hypocrisy of the party line. Richard )ones, editor in chief Robert Weston, editorial page editor Paul Kane, column is t Ron Kaufman, columnist applied this definition to the designated many black students sit together in dining Molly Williams, columnist black majority areas of the country. halls. Michae/Savett is copy desk chief of TheReview. At Delaware, the administration has To quote from the university's pamphlet

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Faculty Senate and in place holidays occur during the week. Remembering our heroes effective this academic year, is a Of course, the university student system of letter grades with plus is legally exempt from these In a year when the United and minus designators. The 1991- classes. However, the work that is States fought a world class war, 92 Undergraduate Catalog (p. 23) missed must still be made up on where our enemies fell thousands gives further information on the his or her time. to our one, with the Soviet threat specific point value of different Considering that this campus abated, let us not forget the men grade designations. has a large Jewish population, lost in another era as Prisoners of University policy also makes it one would think that these War or Missing in Action. clear that faculty have sole holidays could be observed Please come to the POW - academic judgement about the without the pressure of MIA vigil at VFW post 475 in specific grades they give (i.e., wondering what information was Newark on Saturday at ll:OO grade, determining the grade missed in class. a.m. distribution for a given course, We should not be penalized fo As the sister of Edward Arlo etc.); however, they should do so observing the most important Willing a Vietnam veteran who is in accordance with uni,versity holiday in the Jewish religion. Is still mising in action, come help policy. it too much to ask that the me remember lest others forget. The new policy will not university refrain from having In a year when cooperation of necessarily have a detrimental classes on the days when the world powers seems inevitable, effect on students; grades are Jewish holidays are observed? come to help remember what the determined by student After all, theses holidays are as cooperation can avoid, come to performance. important in the Jewish religion help support what the cooperation as Christmas or Easter in the can resolve. Margeret L. Andersen Christian religions. Therefore, Please don't forget. Associate Provost for Academic equal respect should be shown by Affairs the the university and classes Nancy V. Willing should not be held on theses holy Newark resident Recognize Jewish days. holidays Grading policy Name withheld It is a shame that the university Faculty are expected to grade does not feel obligated to in accordance with university recognize Jewish holidays, Molly Williams' column will appear . policy which, as adopted by the especially on the years when the next Friday in The Review Parking has been a problem fo.r years, ifs time for a solution

Rob McAnnally's comments were not Sept. 20,2009 A.D. killing Dean of Students Robbie No students purchased the measure inherently bad in the Sept. 6 Paul parkulalors_QIId tM Wliversity never issue of Tm Review. met with muth pleasure. The city of Newark erupted McAnnally and Provost and Vice "The climate for students here is yesttrday as both rtsidents and President for Academic Affairs Tre s built IM much ballyhooed parlcing "The city is sending the message Kane garage it promised because of that we are not sure we really want not positive," McAnnally said. To shldtfllJ took to tM streets, clashing Fromme. which one resident protested, "I ovtr a rtcent City Council mandate The group has since kidnapped budgetary problems. students here," he said. 111 a radical action last w.uk, City City Councilman Allen E. Smith haven't noticed any student desire to calling for all ilugally parud car; university President Timothy F. become part of the community." ow111d by students to be blown up. Brooks, and has said it will not Coaurcil voted 49-1 i11 favor of responded to Brooks' comments at blowi11g up any and all illegally their Sept. II meeting by saying they The point is clear. The lines have A student ~~~up calling itself release him until SMACC releases been drawn. It is the city versus the Students Mob<zed Against City von Koch unhiumed. parlctd Ulliversity studefll cars. were "inflammatory." Okay, okay! So I'm exaggerating "These kinds of remarks should students, the university against the Council (SMACC) stormed the Gov. Beau Biden has called in tm city. City leaders and university Mu11icipal Building, killing J 5 National Guard to stabilize the a little. But, the simple fact is that not be made by an official of the employees en route to capturing the city of Newark and the University WJiversity," he said. The council then administrators have to call a cease colld1tiolts. ftre. If James A. Baker 3d can Mayor Akxander von Koch. SM ACC is rallying arou11d the threatened suit against the of Delaware have taken opposite passed a motion to send President The group rtleased a statemellt university unless a serious sides on the parking problems in this David P. Roselle a letter protesting get the Middle East leaders together leader~hip of Joshua Greelle, fo a peace conference, then someone last night sayi11g, ''TM mayor will tUiil1411ll to 1M pmident, who also i~~Wstigation loolctd ifllo tlw pariing community for a long, long time. the remarks made by Brooks. in this city ought to be able to put rtmaillllllhartMd if tiN City CoiUICII cltJI''" the city has bull problems tm univeristy had. And in recent weeks, this issue has Roselle has remained quiet on the diuolves itself a11d allows the di#rlmlllalory in ill applicatio11 of TM sitiUJiion deteriorated to IM raised tenSions considerably. matter, but he must be mickerin& at city officials and univenity leaden at ullivtr.rity to tusume complete dfUI code laws. point that, in September 1991, the The city passed the parkulator the fact that Newark Police have yet the same table to discuss this on· cofllrol of IM city." 7Yie fighting seeN to be mlliltly a city mtriced ptJrlcing ill reside11tial re10lution during the sununer, despite to sell a parlrulator. going problem. l11 a retaliatory act, residents of r,..lt of the conti11uing parlillg artas unless an in-vehicle part.i11g muc:h opposition from the univenity At Monday's Town and Oow.n Newark broke into Hullihen Hall ~kwu ill lhe city. regulator war piU'Chased at a cost of ~unity. meetina, attended by abo1,1t 35 uptel Paul Kane's column 1fJPfWS eYer)' tutd wtfll on a murdering rampqe, In November of 1973, the city s1p.so. In relurn, Brooks called the Newark residenu, DUSC Presldenl Friday in The Review. September 20, 1991 • THE REVIEW • 7

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By Casye Launer the land like a woman and aids the Chinese University of Delaware last year. . SlalfReponer farmer, Lin says. "Here I can create my own work," the artist .. (Above) Zhi Lin's If Zhi Lin had not left China three and a half Water, metal and wood are the three other says. " I can do all I w;mt. Plus the faculty bold acrylic years ago, his screenprint exhibit, "The Five staples of Chinese philosophy. Both water and members are very helpful." screen prints Chinese Elements," showing this month at metal are known for the good/evil dichotomy Lin says his art received criticism from have received Clayton Hall, would have been an in their natures, Lin explains, since they can other Chinese people on campus. They claim criticism from impossibility. either give life or cause death. He represents he is betraying his homeland by not depicting other Chinese Lin, a master of fine arts candidate at the wood as a tree with a self-contained sertSC of China as a perfect society. students. university, left his homeland in 1987 to accept peace, like Buddha. The artist attributes the critiCism to their (Left) a prestigious scholarship at the Slade School of Bloody red clouds swirl across the turbulent blind loyalty to the Communist Party, a loyalty The artist, a Fine Art in London. Like other Chinese work "Clouds Over Tiananmen Square," from he does not share. He only feels concern for his master of fine students, he was afraid of being punished for the print series "Homeland." Lin speculates country's future. "The Chinese people thought arts candidate , showing originality in his native land. This that only these clouds know the ITUth about the it would be a better life, but unfortunately it's is dwarfed by danger still eKists for him. 1ragedy. getting worse." his 5-by-9 "If I go back to China, I will be arrested by The ominous gray-streaked print in the Despite his strong political views, he misses creation, the military," Lin says. "Homeland" series, "Black Typhoon on Every his culture. "In my heart, I deeply respect my "Water.• As an undergraduate at Zhejiang Academy Friday," was inspired by the painter 's civilization," Lin says. Photos by of Fine Arts, Lin demo tStrated with other memories of universities, businesses and He takes comfort in the traditional values Michele Bartley students for the right to freedom of expression. factories being closed Friday afternoons so "The Five Chinese Elements" celebrates. The According to Lin, the government only citizens could read the Communist Party huge, boldly printed, gray, opaque, acrylic accepted propaganda artwork of "smiling doctrine. screenprims illustrate the integral relationship citizens." The painter credits a radical college an between humans and nature through forms and Lin has participated in more than a dozen professor for encouraging him to develop an designs, Lin eKplains. international shows since then, but his individual drawing style. While others were Lin's newest project is a series of screens on memories of China st ill infiuence his absiTact creating pictures of farmers and soldiers traditional Chinese torture methods. He plans screenprints. smiling "like sunflowers," Lin spent time to depict mass eKccution and castration. The In "The Five Chinese Elements" collection, developing his abstract painting style. current eKhi bi t will run until September 27 . •. Lin associates fire, the symbol for spirit in The artist's ambitions were fulfilled in Micaela Corradin, coordinawr for thi · Chinese philosophy, with his own (:'hilosophy. London where he received u top-notch month's exhibit, is enthusiastic about Lin's " If you have spirit, you will ::.e ;.l;ve and education and attention from galleri es. When work. "I feel that the works arc evocative and moving," he says. "Without it, you'll iJC dead." he needed a change from the high-pressure an dramatic," she says. "That's why I think they Another element, the earth , gi ves birth to world, he accepted a scholarship from the have impact."

Golden Palace lacks spice but not ambiance

By Jordan Harris resta ura nt can be the perfect spot to lacks crispness and is almost devoid of layered below what seems like a ton of Contributins Editor impress that first date, but only if the RESTAURANT REVIEW vegetables. With this noticeable absence, noodles a\.d vegetables. Though the beef Chinese restaurants have not always right dishes are chosen. Golden Palace it has hardly any flavor or spice. does have some taste, there simply is not been known for elegant ambiance. Most The broad menu selection features Red Mill Shopping Center Similar to a soggy version of the light enough meat flavor to recommend the often, they simply exist to provide quick, Mandarin, Szechuan and Hunan cuisine. !Vrkwood Hwy. and flaky spring roll, Golden Palace's dish. satisfying meals. Despite a spattering of delightful dishes, Call 456-11 00 for hours egg roll is an overall disappointment. An order of plum duck ($1 0 .95) Golden Palace Chinese Restaurant, many fall a little short of satisfying. 8 Karn says all entrees are made to order, suffered from the same shortage of meat however, turns the tables on the old-style But figuring out which items are tasty and upon a customer's request, additional as the beef ho fan. The duck, smothered rice house. The traditional harsh lighting can be almost as difficult as deciphering sodium and MSG can be omitted. beneath too many vegetables, was dry and Formica tabletops of Chinatown the menu. ",he attentive waiters seem pleased to General's Chicken ($10.95), a plate of and pungent. don't show up here. Instead , Golden Due to insufficient lighting in the help their· customers, and their chicken laden with spicy sauce, is tender All Golden Palace entrees come with Palace is a pleasant, dimly-lit restaurant dining room and small printing on the enthusiasm is clearly shown in repeated and pleasing to the palate. The dish the standard heaping dish of white rice, a with a calm and sophisticated menu, a pair of reading glasses could be a refills of water, tea and fried noodles. achieves a sweet rather than sour taste good complement to the dinner meats and atmosphere. necessary dining accessory. A bowl of egg drop soup (S 1.25) is a because it docs not carry the thick layers vegetables by helping to supplement the Open since May 1989, Golden Palace Golden Palace's atmosphere is good way to stan your meal. Although of sauce many restaurants heap upon their sometimes dull portions of the entrees. prides itself on a restaurant that is "near characterized by traditional Chinese heavily salted, the thick broth and chicken. The dish of snow peas with stir-fry spotless" and where the food looks and decor. Stylish high-backed chairs, fine plentiful chunks of egg arc e nough to Although the beef ho fan, a vegetables ($7 .95) was very tasty with make the soup a pleasing introduction. tastes good, says Steve Kam , general table linens and friendly service set a combinat ion of noodles and beef, is fresh tofu and a mixture of vegetables manager. pleasant mood for your meal. Among other soups offered are wonton priced at $8.50, it is not the dish to order covered with a light cream sauce. Located in the Red Mill Shopping Unless, of course, you choose the with chicken broth (also S 1.25), spicy hot if beef is what is really craved. Though the entrees are quite filling, Center on .Kirkwood Highway, the option of chow and chopsticks to go. and sour and sizzling Chinese vegetable. There is only a spattering of beef The egg roll (overpriced a t S 1.2 0) see PAlACE page 12 ~~.~ ~ Close your eyes and be cured Hypnotism helps some overcome smoking, drinking and other troubles

By Julie Carrick sexual abuse. "Hypnotism isn't voodoo or SMior News Editor She says she has taken several witchcraft Iilce some preachers say," Picture yourself in a white room patients, ranging from bankers to she explains. with white walls and white furniture . lawyers to children, back to previous "Hypnotism isn't voodoo Sinigaglio asks all patients to Then"imagine the rushing sound of lives to confront the problems they watch a video about hypnotism and waves lapping up to a beach or the face now. or witchcraft like some . sign a document saying they have heat of an open fireplace on your One man came to her office preachers say." undergone the therapy voluntarily. skin. because he was having sexual - Dr. Mary Katherine Peggy, a university senior, Staring at a spinning disk of problems. "He was one horny toad," Sinigaglio, underwent hypnotherapy with a swirling black and white lines, your she says, laughing. clinical hypnotherapist different practitioner in 1988 to stop vision becomes distorted and objects Under hypnosis, the patient smoking. appear to shrink and swell, but you regressed to a previous life in which "I had a really addictive don't mind. You feel peaceful, he had been a female living in personality and thought it was the relaxed. London. only answer," she says. The root of the problem, Before being hypnotized, Peggy Dr. Mary Katherine Sinigaglio, a Sinigaglio discovered, was that Other than the strands of rosary says she had several consultations clinical hypnothcrapist in Bear, Del., "she" had been sexually molested beads dangling from a nail on the with a psychologist. The doctor invokes these images to relax her from the time she was seven until the wall and a shelf lined with crystals. induced a state of relaxation in patients before drawing them into a age of 13, when she was killed. her office looks like that of any other which she was barely conscious, but state of hypnosis. After the session, the patient was doctor. still aware of her surroundings. " It all depends on the person," she able to confront the problem and Over her desk hangs an array of "It was like the point when you're says. "A good hypnotist has 999 work out his difficulties. certificates and degrees, authorizing dozing off and not sure if you're ways to relaK a patient, not just the Sinigaglio conducts her business her as a doctor of clinical awake or asleep," she says. 'relaK your fingers, relaK your toes' from a two-room office connected to hypnotherapy and a past-life Peggy says the thought of approach." her home. In the smaller back room, therapist. cigarettes made her nauseous after Sinigaglio says most patients she holds interviews and gets to Although hypnotherapy has been she emerged from the hypnosis. come to her to quit smoking, lose know her patients' psyches before used for centuries, it has only been a weight or deal with traumas such as hypnotizing them. licensed practice since 1957. see HYPNOnST pi18C 12

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dead again Igniting a= The man of your dreams is laid to rest in this, his final cinematic massacre battle of : By Rebecca Tollen Sraffllepotter MOVIE REVIEW Bloody body parts flew across the the sexes: Freddy's Dead: The Final screen while Freddy Krueger's Nightmare (Robert Englund) five finger-razors New Line Cinema defaced innocent teenagers in a Director. .... Rachel Talalay in film world of dreams. 8+ · Sadly, this would be the last time A funny thing happened this the son of a 1,000 "maniacs" would summer when a medium-sized film use his famous razor glove to tum help them wipe out Freddy forever. addressed a sensitive issue. his victims' dreams into a wild death Maggie purposely falls asleep in No, I'm not talking about trip. hopes of confronting Freddy and abortion or euthanasia. Thelma Freddy's Dead: The Final bringing him out of her dream and and Louise injected female leads Nightmare, the sixth and final into the awakened reality, where it is into traditionally male roles in what episode in New Line Cinema's possible for him to bleed. Unlike his seems to be a new etiquette in film Nightmare on Elm Street series, past encounters with death, this final production. This raised eyebrows was definitely a "killer" way to send film puts Freddy in the real world. and struck a nerve in men and Freddy and his glove on their way to The last 15 minutes of Freddy's women alike. the video archives. farewell were brought to us entirely The two women, strongly played Springwood, Ohio (the home of in 3-D. The audience saw demons, by Geena Davis (Thelma) and Springwood, Ohio (the home of in 3-D. The audience saw demons, Susan Sarandon (Louise) leave the spooky house on Elm Street) was weapons, and guts in their faces. town on a spur of the moment plan again haunted by Krueger. This time This added feature to the series, to get away from it all. he single-handedly wiped out the made the last of the Nightmares ·the Things go awry and soon the entire adolescent population, with most memorable. women are running from the law, the exception of a lost amnesiac. The 3-D was produced extremely wanted for questioning for the John (Shon Greenblall) along well; the viewers felt that Freddy's murder of Thelma's would-be with Maggie (Lisa Zane), a dream head was going to land in their lap. rapist. therapist who unknowingly is Freddy's Dead: The Final From there, the road trip of Krueger's long-lost daughter, travel Nightmare, was a great goodbye to female bonding takes off. with three runaways from the shelter the ongoing saga of Freddy Krueger Controversy arises at the women's to Springwood, hoping to find out adventures. indulgence in the typically John's identity. Under the capable Rachel Talalay masculine quest for the road, good And just like in the past rive the actors did a convincing job of the sex and control. "Nightmares," they innocently enter usual: acting scared and grossed out. It is disappointing to see that the Freddy's house of fun, conveniently The story line was entertaining; rules of the game change located on Elm Street. however, the special effects were drastically when roles are reversed. As Maggie and John explore the what made the movie. And it was Screenwriter Callie Khouri has town for clu.es about his identity, nice to see Freddy have one all-out been accused of using this movie as they uncover the fact that Freddy has last blast on the big screen. a vehicle to bash males. a child and then begin a hunt to So, if you are a devoted Freddy At times, the characters of the discover the child's identity. fan, then I'm sure you won't want to men in the movie are sexist, When they return to the shelter, miss this face-to-face goodbye with domineering and perverse, but not they seek the help of a dynamic the Fredster. He will definitely be unrealistic. I've met men like that. dream specialist (Yaphet Kotto) to missed. I'm not saying this is a great The suave slasher of teenage nightmares, Freddy Krueger, makes his final toast. male-bashing movie, or that it's our turn. I'm saying it is just a two hour adventure, a hedonistic quest for anarchy. Thelma and Louise earned my respect as thinking, acting women. A collection of nightmares on video They were outlaws, but so was Kevin Costner in Dances with Wolves. He betrayed his country, Memories of Freddy still linger hauntingly on the shelves our country, and we loved it. No one analyzed how that might By Rob Rector public to a young Johnny The idea just doesn't flush. One attends the highest body count- at six. affect patriotism. Why should we Entertainment Ed;ror Depp (which we are sure the such movies to watch naive, scantly-clad The film had a glossier finish than the ask whether Thelma and Louise set Freddy Krueger, the man responsible for producers now apologize victims get sliced and diced in different and previous three. The person most responsible a bad example for women? high caffeine sales on Elm Street, dear for). unusual ways. for this is director Renny Harlin, who went As role models, Thelma and friends, has departed- for the sixth time. Highlights The climax of suspenseful moments on to direct Die Hard 2 and the underrated Louise are inspirational for women He' s had more wit (or even speaking from the in this feature include a beer can Adventures of Ford Fairlane. to incur some small change in their Ii'nes) than Michael Myers (Halloween), original include opening, a toaster and an exploding The film was the highest grossing evaluation of self-worth, not to more style than Jason Voorhees (Friday the Dead Fred giving canary. Nightmare to date. emulate their crime spree. 13th), and more cinematic stamina than new meaning to But life was jolted back into the The fifth, The Dream Child, hinted that Pretty Woman celebrated the Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre). the term "reach out "Don't play with matches" poster Freddy was to be daddy to a charred-neshed glamorous aspect of prostitution - He has partied with such biggies as and touch someone." boy in the third installment, Dream bundle of terror. as if there were one. It blatantly Johnny Depp, ZsaZsa Gabor, Dick Cavett, He sends his Warriors (1987). The film got tangled up in the special ignored the shame and brutality of Alice Cooper, and Roseanne and Tom flickering tongue long Freddy's acting range is effects, which ultimately resulted in life on the streets, glossing it over Arnold. He has appeared in music videos, cut distance while the highlighted as he plays a talk laughable death sequences; i.e. death by with details of the ultimate love (excuse the pun) a record, and hosted his own heroine, Nancy (Heather show host, a bum, a puppeteer over-eating and the merging of boy and story. Langenkamp), is talking and a busty blonde nurse motorcycle. television show ... oh, and also mutilated Where do we draw the line to her boyfriend as he with a lot of tongue. The film did poorly in relatio n to the countless teenagers. between entertainment and gender­ claims, "I'm your The film also previous four, but has the pride of bei ng the He was sort of a socialite slasher. bashing? boyfriend, now." boasts some crisp writing first mutilation movie to take a stand against His films have maintained a superior air to Feminine roles seem to be an As usual , the first is the resulting in the series' abortion, (but certainly gives the okay for the usual "Teen-kabob" films that scurry into open target for violent oppression best in this series and, wittiest dialogue from the killing kids once they hit their teens.) the theaters left and right. and sexual exploitation. considering the slight Almighty Gloved One. In the final (?) Freddy-fest, the barbecued This can be attributed to two stand-out I don't think the film set out to production cost, a huge financial The Dream butcher supposedly lays down his glove for features in the Nightmare on Elm Street change society. At most, it may success grossing over $26 Master (1988), was good. flicks- a sense of humor and inventive have hoped to make us question our million. one of the most Other demented cinematic slashers will special effects. culture's acceptance of this The second, Freddy's Revenge, expensive and shares surely try to follow in Freddy's murky The original, released in 1984, was the prejudice. billing with Dream footsteps, but few will ever have his razor's cheapest to produce (a mere $1.7 million) released a year later, tried too much Preconceived notions of the Warriors as having edge. and was responsible for introducing the to be a ''non-violem slasher movie." typically subservient roles women see THELMA page 12 A lasting 'Commitment'

By Rob Rector group of musicians with eamesty, fnrl'rtainmenr Edlror realism and wit as the band Director Alan Parker's new MOVIE REVIEW rehearses, jokes, performs and outing, The Commitments, is The Commitments scuffles. filled with images of sewage­ Twentieth Century Fox This is where the brilliance of soaked streets, crumbling shelled­ Director...... Aian Parker Parker's form of casting makes an out buildings and drab paint A indelible impression on the peeling off row homes in urban audience. Dublin. The group looks, talks, and It is also one of the most (Robert Arkins), a young man perfonns with die authenticity of a en:~rtammg, amusing and driven by the desire to make his young band on the brink of spiritually-uplifting movies to band succeed. success, all sharing one common sneak up on the big screen in a Rabbitte insists, much to the goal, but none ~ing a common while, carrying with it an dismay of his father, that the quality. , infectious soundtrack. band's roots be planted in soul and The band •s overall feeling is But it is not only a movie about influenced by artists like Otis one of a grainy black and white music. It is also about the beauty Redding, Aretha Franklin, AI Calvin Klein ad- you can see the of human friendship. Green and Wilson Pickett. gritty surface over a nne, crisply­ Parker cast the film through an Colm Meany plays Mr. defined image. ad he placed in a Dublin Rabbiue, Jimmy's Elvis-idolizing The band's lead singer Deco, newspaper. The cast of unknowns father, complete with two-inch played by 17-year-old Andrew has the look of a newly-formed sideburns, off-key renditions of "I Strong, is the epitome of "Beauty soul band. Through them, you can Can't Help Falling In Love With and the Beast." His gravelly, feel the tension, sec their struggle You " and the "King's" picture melodic voice is bolh driving and and smell their sweat. hanging in his home - just above sweetly harmonious as he makes The Commitments are headed the Pope's. facial gestures resemblina Joe by manager Jimmie Rabbitte A cast of unkowns band tosether as the "Saviors of Soul" in director Alan Parker's "The Commitme~ts." The actors portray the rag-tag see COMMITMENTS pap 12 . 12 • THE REVIEW • September 20, 1991 ~: Thelma and Louise

'continued from page 11 tried to be men. Women need to Palace capitalize on being women. play are upset and prevents the The modem women's movement continued from page 9 viewer from enjoying the frolic and seeks equality by being women, not hazards that accost each woman. changing to male conformed Golden Palace offers the This deviation from the norm, this standards. assortments of typical Chinese tipping of the scales, makes men Maybe this film hits a nerve desserts. Ice cream (plain or nervous. because some frightening truth lies fried), sherbert and almond Why does this movie have to behind the comedy and tragedy that cookies are avai lable, in make a statement? most movie goe.rs don ' t want to addi tion to se lected fruits and . Thelma and Louise is not a acknowledge. the customary serving of women's liberation movie- it fortune cookies. would have failed at that. Donna Murphy is the assistant news Overall, the Golden Palace • · The women's movement faltered editor of The Review. is a solid alternative to the • in its first efforts because women basic takc -ou t and fast food scene that seems to exist throughout Newark. With an attractive setting, eager service an d a relaxing Healing hypnotist atmosphere, the restaurant has the potential to become one of the area's premier Chinese continued from page 9 sitting room furnished with several eateries . plush, rose-colored reclining chairs Setting a nd service, "They don't make me sick and a big screen television. • anymore," she says, "but l never however, don ' L make good Sinigaglio also has a library of food. Golden Palace should · have the desire to smoke, either." subliminal suggestion video tapes to Pamela Wray DeStefano · Sinigaglio says patients do not The soothing atmosphere of the Golden Palace on Kirkwood Highway enhances its charm. work on spicing up its food to control smoking, stress, die t and match its mood . :- lose consciousness while under drug habits. :: hypnosis. Instead, they remember Dr. Charles Beale, a psychologist • • everything they say or do and will from the Center for Counseling and ~ not do anything against their morals Student Development, says he · or religious beliefs. occasionally uses similar relaxation Hypnotism is based on tapes for students with problems suggestion, she explains, not on such as smoking, dieting, anxiety or Nf:f:D A RIDE TO CHURCH? : command. insomnia. The Commitments "We have no way of controlling Doctors at the uni versity center Hop Aboard The Big Tan Bus! · your mind," Sinigaglio says . create the tapes specifically for continued from page 11 The mood of the story is up-beat When someone ap proaches her Pickup Points Each Sunday individuals, so each tape is unique Cocker after an industrial accident. and genuine throughout the film, with a phobia. such as a fear of to a person's particular problem. even while Parker utilizes cramped needles, she has them confront the Natalie (Maria Doyle) of the For Worship Service "We don't have pre-made tapes "Commitment-ettes," three female camera angles of dingy inner-city : object as part of the therapy. that stud ents can check out," he scenes . Christiana Commons L 10:25 · "I've got a bag of goodies down . back-up singers, has a soothingly says. seductive voice that oozes of This is aided by the soundtrack Dickinson Parking Lot- 10:30 . here," she says as she whips out a Sometimes subliminal tapes arc bubbling over with classical soul : ziplock bag of plastic spiders, sexuality as she purrs through the Student Center - 10:35 not enough, though, Sinigaglio says. arousing "Never Loved A Man (The tunes that are covered with : cigareues and hypodermic needles. That is when hypnosis can help. perfection (and sometimes If cl iems ask for her help in Way 1 Love You)." Delaware Ave. and Academy St. - 10:40 j' Sinigaglio advertises "40 ways Johnny Murphy plays the Band's improvement) by the young coping with an alcohol problem, hypnosis can help you now ." She musicians. . Sinigaglio gives them sips of water elder spi ritual leader, Joey "The says she can help patients deal with Lips" Fagan, an Obi-Wan Kenobi While th e stark images of 13VANGEUCAL . 'while they are hypnotized. Under impotency, self-confidence, nail Northside Dublin's urban plight '• · suggestion, the patients believe the with a trumpet. He is their constant PRI3SBYr13KIAN CHURCH ,. biting, stage fright and can ease the voice of reason during the band's may disturb temporari ly, one cannot -liquid is alcohol and become pain of child birth. leave the theater without smiling (10 minutes from campus) , :repulsed. more turbulent moments off-stage .4 BIBLl TrACnll'fO CHVIICH SlRVII'fO SlVDll'fTS Of'.4LL Dl:T'fOMlfYATIOIYS • She says she can even improve (and he still has time to give private and humming any one of the soul­ · After a preliminary evaluation, your golf game. drenched tunes. Sinigaglio moves her patients into a lessons to all three "Commitment­ ettes"). *

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"This trip was an excellent experience for leRrn­ "It has been my most rewarding experience since "I found the trip to be a very rewarding and "The excursions and field trips were the ing a foreign culture and gaining an appreciRtion coming to Delaware. Being able to su fiftun valuable experience. I would recommend ,it to most valuable aspects of the program. They for the things taken for granted in America. • plaljS in London was a terrific experience that I anyone! I was also gllld we went to Scotland. It encouraged us to open our ears il1ld eyes and ntroer would luroe hmJ back at U of D." gave one a good break fom London: it was a brellk the stereotypes. lleRrned German con­ welcome cluange in scenery. The school observa­ verSRtion by being in a Germlln atmosphere, tions were interesting and very worthwhile." trying to speak with the nt~tives and by relld­ ing relevant and interesting articles and texts. " England/ Manchester lc Wales England I London People's Republic of China I Mechanical Engineering Honors and Geography Tianjin Gennany I Bayreuth Spain I Granada CIDG 102-Humon Geosnphy (3) Economics MEC!-141>7- Orifllna of £ll8inoerin8 (3) Foreign Languages and Literatures OCON 367-Emnomic Refom.ln Chino (3) Foreign Languages and Literatures GOOG 2l>6-Spodol Problem 0 l GERM 11J6.Germon n-Eieltl!!fltary /lntermedlate(4) Directors: Dr. Herbert B. Kingsbury HIST 367-Chln ... Hlllory ond Cultur< (3) SPAN 106-Sponllh U- Elo-ntllry/lntSponilh 1-EierNnwy (4) English France I Caen Costa Rica I San Jose Directors: Dr. P. Beeman and Dr. L. Bucher SPAN 167-~ntlol Sponlah 0 l ENGL 4n -Stud I.. In DrorN: London Theotr< (3) SPAN 2171-Contemporary lAtin Amerlal (3) Foreign Languages and Literatures Foreign Languages and Literatures FREN 106-Fn!nch Elemenwy /lntermedlote (4) P09C 311-Pal~lc:l of Ooveloplns Nation• Ol Director: Dr. M. Amsler n- SPAN 106-Sponloh U • F.lanetury flnt7-Inttltultloftl otlanel (3) Directors: Dean K. Biederman, Dr. J. ITAL t06-ltolllln U- Elementory/I.Jitormedlote(4) Hawaii I Oahu USSR I St. Petenburg (Leningrad) P09C 452-Problemo 1ft tho Urt.n Pallllc:l (3) Kmetz and Dr. F. Stiner ITAL 107·1tolllln W • !Jitormedlote (4) Nutrition and Dietetics foreign Languages and Uteratures or !IIXI41>7-IonoU Urbon Sodolo&Y (3) IT AL 2!J6.<:ultuft! Th"'"'sh Conwrutlon (3) IT AL 208-Contomporory ltoly I (3 cr.) NTDT 475/675-Tn~~ocullurol Food Habit. (5) RUSS D>-Rulll111 CanVftMIIon Cll Directors: Dr. M. Palley and Dr. V. Klaff NTDT 475/675-Etfecto of Taurllm t::lowlopmtat 011tho RUSS 21&7.Cont~ry -1111 (3) I Rome & I Athens Director: Ms. Capone Italy Greece C Cultu ~ •nd Ulatyle of tho Ha-lllln Papulolloft (5) Rt.J98401-Adv.GnmmarUid Compooltlon (3) Art History and Foreign Languages and Lit. FLLT 327-Ril•lan L-Nin TraNiotloft Ol Directors: Dr. R. Cole and AR1H 209-CMk and Ronwn Art (3) Dr. M. Kucmumki Directors: Dr. S. Amert and Dr. A. Lehrman PU.T l22.CIIIolc:ll Lltontu"' In Tronllllllon (3) Directors: Dr. J. S. Crawford and Dr. A. R. $witzerland I Geneva Scott Poll tical Science, Intemat!.--:mal Relations. Business Administration and Economics I'O!IC/BCON /IIUAID41-I!nY. at tho WWtlnoiiDnal Coop. (3) If you would like to study abroad, the office of International Programs and Special Sessions offers programs in llCON J60.lntomatlonal ~. Relotloow 0) I'O!IC 4t(>.TIUI-IIIelotloow IIIII World PoUtlaa 0) many locales. Apply for the program of your choice through the sponsoring department, the faculty director BUAD311'1·lm.motiDMII..-Ol PU.T167.C._t ...... IOl 'Jr the office of International Programs and Special Session~. You need not be a major in the sponsoring de­ PU.T Ui7.C...wrutlclllol P...:h DOl Directors: Dr. A. Blllon. Ms. E. Craig. partment to apply. Scholarships are available. Take advantage of this exciting opportunity to experience a Dr. J-Delner and M.. L Laurelllard foreign culture and significantly enrich your academic career! Engl1md I London PLAN AHEAD! Economk:s II:ONJ60.1ot~~--- ()) llCON311-s-.lotafHu-·---- CJ) Application Ceudlipe: Os;tgber 10. 1991. For information and an application package contact: Interna­ Dlrecton: Dr. C Unk and Dr. j . Butldewkz tional Programs & Special Sessions, 325 Hullihen Hall,, 451-2852. 14 • THE REVIEW • September 20, 1991

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About 10 years ago, when I just staned to understand the concept of religion, I heard a story told by my rabbi at Yom Kippur services that I have never forgotten. · He spoke about Sandy Koufax, the great Dodger pitcher who, to my surprise, happened to be Jewish. As a sports junkie at the young age of nine, the mention of Koufax caused me to wake up and actually listen to a sennon. The rabbi told the story of how the great lefty was slated to pitch against the Giants in a tight pennant race game that fell on the day of the Jewish New Year, Yom Kippur. Even though it was obviously important to the Dodgers and the Brooklyn fans that the ace of the staff pitch, Koufax did something that shoc~ed his teammates, but made the large Brooklyn Jewish community proud. He took the day off in observance of the holiday. Unfortunately for the Jewish sports fanatic, that's about all we have to tell of our legacies in aihletics. Sure, there was Chicago Bears quarterback Sid Luckman and Delaware and Towson State players get physical during the Tigers' 3-1 victory Wednesday at Towson. Detroit Tigers slugger Hank Qreenberg, both of whom dwell in for the Tigers. The team battled Towson to a halftime stoned two breakaways and two shots from their respective sports hall of fames. Delaware sophomore forward Xavier Passera, deadlock 0-0. Kline credited goalkeeper Mark inside 12 yards. But those men played in the 1940s, who received his eligibility on Tuesday, ruined Puican for "saving us early in the game." Delaware will try to end its winless streak and it would be nice to idolize a Towson's shutout by his unassisted goal with 6 "They could have easily scored four goals that tomorrow at home as they take on James Hebrew athlete who hd played minutes and 41 seconds left in the second half. half if it weren't for Mark," he said. Puican Madison University at I :00 p.m. recently. ' The obvious choice is Rod Carew, the fonner Minnesota Twins and California Angels first baseman who was recently inducted into the High Baseball Hall of Fame on the No. 8 Delaware ·travels to strength of his eight batting titles. Although it was often rumored throughout the Jewish community Energy Rhode Island tomorrow that Carew, who is Panamanian, converted to Judaism after Freshman Hendrickson marriage, such is not the case. In Hens go on road again to "Tubby" Raymond. "The meat and potatoes The Jewjsh Baseball Hall of Fame powers women's soccer of the season have to be the conference the author explains that despite face Rams in Yankee games." wearing a chai - a Hebrew letter By Jeff Pearlman Conference football matchup The Hens (3-0 overall, 1-0 Yankee representing good luck - around Assistant Sports Editor Conference) enter the game with a high his neck, Carew never converted. It was a hard to miss scene during the octane offense averaging 295.7 rushing The only other ball player of , Delaware women's soccer team's 0-0 overtime HENS' NEXT OPPONENT yards 109 passing yards per game. recent times that comes to mind is tie with Trenton State last week. University of Rhode Island " They're a typical Delaware team, 1~80 American League Cy Young Hens freshman forward Kristy Hendrickson, Tomorrow at 1:30 p.m., updating th e Wing-T and adding some Award winner Steve Stone. But who had played the entire ninety minutes of Meade Stadium, Kinston, Rl. wrinkles to it," said Rams coach Bob after posting 25 wins in his big regulation, came off the field after the hom Griffin. season, he drifted into obscurity. blew to signify the end of regulation time. By Dan B. Levine "They have a great balanced attack and a All the other players listed in the Covered in sweat and overcome by Sports Editor lot of weapons on offense," he said. book are either dead, obsolete or in exhaustion, Hendrickson thought the game was Two weeks ago, the Delaware football In Rhode Island, (0-1 overall, 0- 1 Yankee nursing homes. over and that overtime was not used in college Kristy Hendrickson has scored two team headed to Massachusetts as the 18th Conference) the Hens face a balanced auack The fact that an entire section of. soccer. She was badly mistaken. goals and had added four assists in five ranked Minutemen's first guests of the year. featuring running back John Newson, the book is devoted to the illustrious "For probably the last ten minutes of games for Delaware this year. The Hens took advantage of their host's quarterback Steve Holland and the elusive 5- ~·areer of Steve Ratzer, a career regulation, I ran around the field like crazy, gracious mistakes and left with a 24-7 5, all -purpose back, Chris Pierce. ptinor leaguer who posted a 1-1 and I tried to do everything," Hendrickson According to junior captain Jenna victory. "They're a very well coached football record and 7.29 ERA in a brief stint said. "I had no idea that we had anolher half Blackmon, Hendrickson adds a new element Last week, a party atmosphere was riding team that's come up with a lot of surprises," ,.-ith the Montreal Expos in 1981, hour coming to us, so I went all out and gave absent from last year's squad. high at the College of William & Mary Raymond said. "They had a bad season says much about what kind of as much as I had left. "Kristy is the missing link to our team," during the third- ranked Tribe's home record wise last year, but they lost five lthletes we have. "Then they said we had another half hour, Blackmon said. "She has made our offense a opener against Delaware. games by four points or less." ; Other players such as John and I could not believe it. I had nothing left in lo~ stronger. We had a good team last year, but Undaunted, the Hens stunned William & The Rams opened their season last Lowenstein and David Cone me," she said. "I was almost going to say put she '11 make us even stronger this year." Mary 28-21 with an impressive offensive Saturday with a 19 -10 loss at Richmond. f>ossess the names, but not the faith, somebody else in, but I knew that I could still Coming off a high school career in which display. Newson rushed for 153 yards, including an io be called Jewish athletes. dig deeper and do the best that I could." she earned all-county, all -shore and all-state Now, eighth-ranked Delaware concludes its 89-yard touchdown run, but Rhode Island . As a matter of fact, when Cone, a The Trenton State·garne provided Delaware honors, Hendrickson knew she wanted to three-game tour of the East Coast Saturday as the was done in by four turnovers. pitcher for the New York Mets, first soccer followers with a chance to see the true compete on the collegiate level. Hens head to Yankee Conference rival Last year, Delaware knocked the Rams, eame to New York he received Kristy Hendrickson, a player who goes all out, "I didn't care what division I played at," Rhode Island for the Rams' (yes, you guessed it) then ranked II th, out of the NCAA poll in a many calls from parents wanting all the way. Hendrickson said. "But I didn't want to play home opener. 24-19 victory. The Hens opened up with a him to appear at their sons' Bar "I just have the heart and the desire to want Chapel Hill or UConn level, because that's "The Rhode Island game is significantly Mitzvahs. Cone politely declined. to win, and I've never wanted to be a failure at complete soccer all year round. That's too more important than the William & Mary : Turning to the high profile sporiB anything," said the 18-year-old Wall Township game," said Delaware coach Harold A. see HENDRICKSON page 16 see FOOTBALL page 16 9f football and basketball, the list (N.J.) High School product. hardly gets any better. , On the gridiron, the only Jewish player I can think of is Jerry Testier. If his name does not sound familiar, it's because he was a third string defensive lineman on my high school's football team. Freshman takes tennis team by surprise As for basketball, my starting center for the Jewish All-Stars hu to. be the incredible Danny Schayes. Now serving u a backup center for the Milwaukee Bucks, Schayes will Allison Ashurst balances books and backhands play in lbe frontcourt with Ernie Orunfeld. Although he is now By Jason Sean Garber get serious about her sport until she began serving in the front office for the Copy Editor high school. New York Knicks, Grunfeld could Imagine a juggler at a circus or on a street "When I was young, my friends and I always be counted on to score at corner. Gently tossing the high-flying used to hit tennis balls off the garage, least one point per game during his colorful balls with precision and delicate pretending we were tennis pros," she said. brief career in the mid-19801. balance, the juggler commands respect with "Then we pretended we were teachers For;tunately for the concerned his captive audience. instructing imaginary students. Eventually, Hebrew, times could be changing. Imagine yourself juggling, but not those my mother signed me up in the recreation More and more Jewish youth hi&h-flying balls. Imagine juagling a startina league, which led to tennis lessons from my athletic leagues are poppina up, and position on the Delaware women's tennis cousin who is a professional." · J'arents seem to be telling their kids team, intramural sports, 1.5 credits, normal For Hens coach B.J. Ferguson's team, to get out !here and have fun. sleepina habits and a social life. Ashurst plays it number five singles and Whereu many Jewish parents (at Even with her hectic life, freshman number three doubles, pairing with Beth least from my hometown area) Allison Ashurst said she would not have it Egan. always stress their kids will arow any other way. Egan said of her partner, "We lost this up to be doctors and lawyers, IOI1lC "All I ·do is run from one thing to weekend (aaainst Lafayette University), but at least realize that competing in another," she admitted. "I'm always busy, we played really well together. ' sports can help develop maturity. but I love it." "Allison's aggressive and tries very hard. So in this week of the Jewish Although tennis is important, Ashurst She never gives in." New Year, I ask fellow Jews to tell said, ,.1 just want it to remain fun. Ashurst, a Verona, N.J. native, said her the story of Sandy Koufax lo the Sometimes when ilaets too competitive, it is Maxmlllian Gretsch YOUDI· Shalom, and mazellov. , notufun." see ASHURST page 16 Freshman Allison Ashurst has teamed with sophomore Beth Egan at the no• . 2 Unlike most colleae alhletes, she did not doubles position for the women's tennis team this season. Jeff Pearlman is an assistant sports editor of The Review. 16 • THE RfVlEW • September 20, 1991 1 Hens clli'TCnt rankina of eiahth is practice that when it comes to game time she's ready.'" Football Delaware's higheat aince 1980, Ashurst Despite her two goala and four usists through the when the Hens finished the year Hendrickson Hens flrll five games, Hendrickson is not completely ranked ailtth. The Jut time the Hena started a aeaaon with four staight continued from page 15 satisfied with her play. continued from page 15 "I'm hustling and I'm working really hard, but I wina was in 1974 when Delaware went 12-2 and were Division II think I could have done a few things I didn't, like 24-7 lead, but needed senior continued from page 15 runners up. Raymond on beina position in the tennis lineup is still a score more goals," she said. linebacker Rob Wolford's pass ranked nwnber eight: "It's good for shock. "I also have to work on my one-on-one moves. I btealrup to pre~rve the win. our team to realize our efforts arc "J was going to try out, to see guess you can always get better in CVCI)'thing. You can Most likely, Wolford will not much into soccer, not enough social life and being recognized. When we get to what the competition was like. I always get faster, you can always put beuer passes play against Rhode Island. The education. the end of the season then the never expected to make it," she out," Hendrickson said. senior stretched a ligament across "I also wanted to be on a team where the teammates ranking will really mean said. As for now, Hendrickson's mind is set more on the top of his foot in the William & are close. I love my teammates, and I think that it something." Hens JUmor "I still can't believe it. It is still a wirming than on personal improvement. Mary game. really makes a difference if you're all really good quarterback Bill Vergantino and shock. I never expected to play a "I don't care if I score or the other forwards score The apparent Joss of Wolford can friends and really dose," she said. junior free safety Warren Mcintire varsity sport. It means a lot to me," or anybody scores," said Hendrickson. ·only help the Rams in their bid to Coach Scott Grzenda believes Hendrickson has were honored by the Yankee Ashurst said. "I think if we all play up to our potential, then we tum the tables on Delaware. added a great deal to the team. Conference for the second straight Concerning her newest player, can hang with any team we play against. "Year in and year out, Delaware "Kristy is all about positive attitude," Grzenda said. week. Vergantino was named Ferguson said, "She's playing well "In my opinion, victory is success." seems to be ranked near the top of "She is basically a hard worker who does so much in offensive player of the week and so far. There are a lot of things we the conference and nationally and it Mcintire, who had 13 tackles and have to work on, but that comes provides an extra added incentive," one pus deflection, took defensive with experience. After this year and Griffm said. honors again. some more work, she will CHICKEN SCRATCHES-The blossom." To preserve her athleticism, Prince quits Ashurst, a vegetarian, keeps herself in great shape throughout the year. volleyball ON DECK SPORTS TRIVIA- OH BROTHER! This summer, while training for the Senior Robin Prince, an 1. Name the brother combination that has hit the upcoming season, she "was on the Academic All-America candidate court for hours a day, every day." most combined home runs in major league history. quit the Delaware volleyball team TODAY: Volleyball at Rutgers Invitational TBA 2. How many Sutter brothers have played hockey in She learned these habits from her following Monday night's victory Women's Tennis at Mt. St. Mary's Invitational idol, her father, who also was an over Loyola University (MD). the National Hockey league? athlete in his college days. Prince would not comment on 3. Name the only team (and year) in the 80s to win Ashurst's mother, who teaches the situation, except to say that she SATURDAY: Men's and Women's Cross Country: an NBA title without a player named johnson on its Down's Syndrome children, also was "no longer associated with the roster. inspired her. In the future, Ashurst Delaware lnvitational1 0:30 a.m., Carpenter State Park univers.ity volleyball team." · THE HEAD SCRATCHER: Who am I? I was a star want~ to be a physical therapist and She was leading the team with 67 Men's Soccer vs. james Madison 1 :00 also help children with Down's kills and had an average of 2.9 kills running back .for the New England Patriots in the 70s. Syndrome. per game. Field Hockey vs. LaSalle 1:00 . My brother is one of the most dangerous She added, "I want to be a Last season, the 6-1 Prince led Women's Soccer at Hartford 2:00 quarterbacks to ever pl~y in the NF~. 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PC debate divides schools nationwide By AlAN PHELPS what they call a higher-education di ea e. The football puzzle Daily Nebraskan, U. of Nebraska "It's extremely difficult to discuss, argue about, or even mention certain topics," said Glenn Ri cketts, re earch director for the Those familiar conferences you If you don'tspell "women" with a y, forget to use Lhe term "people National Association of Scholars. knew last season will have a different of color" or are guilty of committing "looki m," you may not be "There's a whole range of topic on which there seem to be look this year. Find out where the politically correct. But don't worry- it now may be PC to be anti-PC. 'correct' positions, which men of goodwill have to take .... And if yo u teams went and why as college As political correctness, or PC, wrestle to become Lhe hot topic at don't, you' ll be denounced a a racist, exist or fascist," he aid. schools across the nation, the debate has campuses sharply divided. PC leaders argue that Lhe e types of incidents wou ld not happen if football gears up for a new season Calling for an end to "Eurocentrism" of coll ege courses, PC more PC-sensitive guidelines could be implemented into the with a new look. IPlJ8'? 24 leaders advocate changing college requirements to focus more on university mainstream. Guidelines like hiring min01i ty profe ors to women and minorities, while PC opponents are rising to challenge See PC, Page 7 MasterCard®

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N,!WS UNotes 2BPCcwNot2BPC Welcome back, college men and women. Oris itwomyn and men? Aw heck, who knows nowadays. As you can see, this year's first issue of U. is aammed full of political correctness - the movement that has swept across college campuses, seeped into classroom discourse and confused everyone in its wake. Some call PC a new McCarthysim that threatens to redraw the boundaries of free speech. Others call PC a much-needed correction of historical oversight and insti­ tutionalized racism. Others say it's just a bunch of media hype.Being the media, we of course resent that notion....

Bel*ldthe .... If you come to Santa Monica, Calif., you may meet the new staff of U. editorial RAJIV CHANDRASEKARAN, STANFORD DAILY. STANFORD U. fellows wandering around. Valerie,Jeff, The Office of Naval Research says Stanford has misspent $200 million In research appropriations, Including funds for this yacht. Laurel and I were plucked from middle America, transplanted here, and given the power to select, commission, edit and design the best work of college journalists across the country. Probe cracks down on research We get a free apartment one block from the beach, editorial control of a By ROXANNE PATEL exception," Fitzgibbons said. administrators used hundreds of thousands publication with a 1,425,000 circulation, Daily Pennsylvanian, U. of Pennsylvania The congressional probe involves of taxpayers' dollars, intended to cover and occasional free tickets to Dodger government support money, including overhead costs, to fund the campus games. It's a lot better than standing on A federal investigation into mismanaged administrative and maintenance costs shopping center and for depreciation of the the street corner holding signs that say, funds at more than 20 U.S. research accrued from federally funded research. school's yacht. MWdl edit for food." institutions may force universities to absorb These expenses make up indirect research Stanford President Donald Kennedy You see, the entrepreneur who more of their research-related expenses and overhead, which is money added to a resigned in the wake of the Stanford founded the paper five years ago was revamp federal grant guidelines. research grant for sufficient research support. investigation, saying it would be difficult to adamant about hiring young journalists Officials said the congressional Indirect overhead falls into two categories lead the university with the controversy whose fingers are still on the pulse of the investigation, which began last spring when - administrative expenses and maintenance surrounding his role as president. collegiate student body (or at least federal auditors uncovered what they expenses - and is tacked onto every federal But Stanford spokesman Terry Shepard somewhere near the wrist). That way, we believe to be $200 million of unnecessary research grant said the $200 million the university may have don't have a bunch of stuffed shirts in charges from Stanford U., will strictly limit Administrative support money is used to misspent is in dispute by administrators who ~rooms saying, "Yeah, Hem, I think the amount of government money pay research assistants and administrators believe Stanford should not have to pay back college kids want to read more articles universities receive for research-related who spend time on particular projects. The money the government already has approved about mutual funds. ... " expenses. maintenance money is used for the upkeep toward indirect research appropriations. According to Dennis Fitzgibbons, of research buildings and helps pay for The Office of Naval Research said LaD., Nlw Slulf spokesman for the congressional sub­ utilities, equipment and supplies. Stanford has not proven its costs were higher And it gets better. This year, U. is committee heading the review, schools have Stanford's indirect overhead rate was 78 than the allotted percentage provided by the making some ~for the better. As uniformly misinterpreted "vague" federal percent at the start of the probe, which government It says Stanford should have to well as reprinting the best articles from guidelines, causing administrators to misuse means for every $100 a researcher received, pay a lot of that $200 million back. college papers, now we're sending more taxpayers' money at numerous institutions. the university got an additional $78 for Stanford administrators disagree, college students out to write original "As john Dingell (D-Mich., and head of support costs. Stanford's current overhead Shepard said. Stanford began paying back articles for us, (kind of like Tune, except the subcommittee) said, Stanford is rate is 55.5 percent. the government for misspent government we're not owned by a vertical media unfortunately more the rule than the During the past decade, Stanford appropriations this year, and $1.35 million monopoly.) There's even going to be a has been paid back thus far, he said. new entertainment magazine, In, which Tom Robertson, deputy regional inspector will be a sister publication to U. (or is Winsford acquires majority ownership of U. general for the Department of Health and sibling publication more PC?). Human Services, said many of the schools In addition, this year we editors get to The Los Angeles-based Winsford executive of the Tribune Company of charged the government for "enter­ take turns penning this "News and Corporation has acquired majority own­ Chicago, has been named president and tainment" expenses- charges he said clearly publisher. Notes• column, where we can write about ership of U. The National College Newspaper. are not related to research support. "Wmsford brings financial strength and Mr. chmidt is also a director and the hot trends and issues we uncover "The federal government should not have stability to a unique publication that has shareholder ofACN . to pay for membership in country clubs ... or while reading every ink-stained page of been highly successful in reaching its target Albert T. Ehringer, founder of U ., has more than 400 college newspapers. audience among college and university been retained as a consultant to ACN and for things like the yacht at Stanford," So, kid back, relax and enjoy the hard students throughout the country," said continues as a shareholder. Robertson said. work of the 5~ college journalists (count Gayle Morris Sweetland, chairman of Sweetland, who was previously First Vice Stanford's misspendings also included 'em) who worked like crazy to bring it all Winsford and its newly formed subsidiary President- Investor and Media Relations $7,000 in linen for the president's house, to)'OU. American Collegiate Network. for H.F. Ahmanson & Company and Home $2,500 to refurbish a grand piano, $3,000 -TyWenger, J. Scott Schmidt, formerly publisher of Savings of America, will be the editorial for a cedar-lined chest, $2,000 a month for director of the newspaper. EditoronFellowship, OhioSialtU. The Daily News of Los Angeles and a senior flowers in the pre ident' house, $4,000 for See RESEARCH, Page 7 TOP TEN cross-training.

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By SHANNON JACKSON But so far, no schools have stepped the Lantern, Ohio State U. SCHOOLS PROTESTING ROTC POLICY fonvard. "A big school needs to set the precedent," New legislation in Ohio and Illinois Bowling Green State U. said Paul Hendley, an ACLU poke. ma n. prohibiting the removal of ROTC programs California State U. system "All eyes are focusedn on school like th . from public colleges and universities has U. of Cincinnati ofWisconsin and the U. of Minnesota wh re ensured that group's status on campuses U. of Connecticut there has been a lot of progres late ly, nationwide. DePauw U. Hendley said. But some activist groups see the measure as Harvard U. Nationwide, the ACL has tracked at a reinforcement of discriminatory hiring Illinois State U. least 70 campuses that pro te ted the policies carried out within those Army Indiana U. Defense Department's policy. reserve units. John Jay College of Criminal Justice State U. of New York The ROTC, with more than 40,000 The Ohio measure, buried inside the state Kent State U. Northern Illinois U. students enrolled supplies more officers to budget, passed July 11. The Illinois U. of Kansas U. of Pennsylvania the military than all the military academies combined, said Joe Bartley, public legislature passed a bill June 26 amending Lynchburg College U. of Pittsburgh information officer at Fort Knox, Ky. the current statutes governing Illinois Massachusetts Institute of Pitzer College Last year, six ROTC cholarship students higher education. Technology U. of Rhode Island were discharged for being homosexual, said "It's a bleak day for those ' politically U. of Minnesota, Minneapolis Rutgers U. SOURCE: The Lantern and ACLU correct' at Ohio State University," said Ohio Major Doug Hart, a spokesman for the Sen. Eugene Watts, R-Galloway, speaking of Department of Defense. ln all, the military the ROTC measure. backbone to ay, "We ca n't (re move the But the Ohio legislation could stand in discharges about 1,000 people each year for Watts, who is a lso an OSU associate ROTC from ca mpus) ," aid Ohio Rep. the way of aU. of Cincinnati faculty and homosexuality, he said. professor of history, said the measure Robert etzley, the chi ef ·ponsor of the student resolution calling for the ROTC's Nationally, a bill introduced hy Rep. ensures all students equal access to measure. etzley aid he plans to bring this removal by 1992 if the policy is not Gerald Solomon, R-NY, would deny federal education through ROTC scholarships. legislation to other states at the American rescinded. funds to schools that refuse acce ~ to the ROTC adheres to the U.S. Department of Legi lative Exchange Council meeting this "This legislation is not a setback," said Bill defense department. Solomon created the Defense policy, which states "homosexuality is month. Rubenstein, director of the American Civil bill in response to two California ~c hoo l incompatible with military service." However, schools like Ohio tate and Liberties Union Lesbian and Gay Rights districts which banned federal recruiters. Nationwide, the ROTC program has been fllinois State say the legi Ia lion will not affect Project. "(The legislation) is evidence of "The Illinois and Ohio legi lation i ju 1 criticized on college campuses because of campu ROTC efforts because neither calls how scared the other side is." one more roadblock we have to over ome," the Department of Defense's anti-gay and for the removal of the program . In order for the Deparunent of Defense to said Michael Verveer, co-pre ident of the lesbian policy. That policy often conflicts "The legislation means we can't throw change its policy, gay righ ts advocates and Student Association at th e W and a with some schools' nondiscrimination ROTC off campus, but we weren't going to campus organizers ay a major university national campus leader in th e ROTC policy. throw them off in th e first place, " said Pat needs to set the trend by removing ROTC movement. "In addition to figh ting on the "The measure gives colleges and Smith, of the Illinois tate Stu dent Board of from campus or taking a firm stand against campus level, we are going to have to fight universities the legal authority and Director. its disciplinary policies. on the state political level as well. " No more 'Bert and Ernie' for Oregon State prodigy

By I.AURI REES and KIMBERLY WHITE David had to gmw up fast. At4 or 5 years old, Daily Barometer, Oregon State U. while reading from an encyclopedia, David discovered that anta Claus wasn 't real. Like the average kid, David Noor has been "He ca me in crying, saying (the having fun with his friends this summer. e ncycl o pedia) aid it was a m th," his But he won 't be seeing much of them this mother said. fall. David , who will be 12 when classes David attended kinderganen mostly for begin, will be busy with his freshman year at the social interaction with other children, Oregon State U. then skipped to the third grade. He soon David is the yo ungest student ever finished elementary school and then had admitted to OSU. some corresponden -e chooling from a "I'm as nervous as a college freshman private school. would be," he said." l don't think the other Last yea r he co mpleted his high school students wi ll bother me. educatiOn at home. Math and science are "I'm not nervous about the curriculum among his favorite subjects, David aid. because I've seen it before and it's at my He is studyi ng pre-calculus, which hould level." he lp with hi fall lases in e lectrical Because of state admissions requirements, engineering orientation and chemisU')'. DERRICK LEE, DAILY BAROMETER. OREGON STATE U. David needed to take a high school As f?r ~av id 's ca:eer obje Live , he plans David Noor, 12, will be the youneest student ever at Oregon State U. when he starts equivalency test. He passed the test, which is to maJor m electncal engin eering, then classes this fall. normally given to students 16 and older, study law. He a! o hope to graduate from with no problem. OSU by age 15, he said. He plans to live at home with his family He said his favorite television hows are David's mother, Jackie Noor, said her son "I might not be able to work at law until without participating in extracurricular "Quantum Leap" and "Newton' Apple." has been ahead of other children since an later, so I could work in e lectrical activities. David also enjoys playing the larinct. He early age. She said David could count to 10 engineering," David said. "I don'tthink I'd be able to relate with the placed first in the solo and trio clivi ion of a at 22 months, could say the alphabet at 2 David plan to attend law chool at older students," he said. regional music competition. . 1/ 2, and taught himself to read before he Willamette U. in Oregon, then pursue a In his spare time David likes to play with At first, his parents believed th at Dav1d was3. political career. his friends, many of whom also are gifted would attend college through hi · mu 1ca l "He just picked up a Bert and Ernie book He is attending 0 U because the school is and home-taught. talents first. "We thought he might at;en.d and started reading it," she said. close to home, and it is hi father's alma He likes to play with his dog a nd cat, coll ege on a clarinet scholarship, Ius His ability to read at an early age meant mater. program computers and watch television. mother said. New.; Features'SEPTEMBER U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 7

the way these are phrased, but the concepts, PC I think, they have a lot of validity." (continued from page 1) Stanley Fish, chairman of the Duke Engli sh department and a man often News News from around the country teach minority topics and working to fight portrayed in magazine articles as being at Michigan State U.'s Department of Public racism through so-call ed "hate speech" the forefront of the PC movement, agrees IOWA policies are all on the PC agenda. that the media has a great deal to do with Safety are saying. "I think they give out a D nrTPr 1-fnunrrl ~~cnri"l t P riP"l n nf ctnriPn": thP Pr. n1nmPnt11m Iowa State's heterosexualsocletv ••• couole ti ckets a night" for public .id junior Craig Appel. MSU : Tobin Yage r was appre­ olice for public UJi nation. "l ght in j ail for it," he aid. "I e out of Dooley's, the big bar 11 wa taking a leak. I didn't fense." Public afety Officer >ies denied that MSU officers ickets per night for public : would be surprised if there :sts per yea r," Weesies said . vhen they write a citation it's aw, and they are charged for like indecent exposure or conduct," he added. The enalty for indecent expo ure ) ne year in j a il. • Me li ssa I Tami Poll ak, The Michigan 1ichigan. LVANIA

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lhe way lhese are phrased, but lhe concepts, PC I lhink, lhey have a lot of validity.'' (continued from page 1) Stanley Fi sh , chairman of the Duke English de partment and a man often News News from around the country teach minority topics and working to fight portrayed in magazine articles as being at raci sm through so-called "hate speech " the forefront of the PC movement, agrees IOWA Michigan State U.'s Department of Public policies are all on tl1e PC agenda. lhat the media has a great deal to do with Safety are saying. "llhink lhey give out a Roger Howard, associate dean of students the PC momentum. Iowa State's heterosexual society ... couple ti ckets a night" fo r public at the U. ofWisconsin, Madison, sees the PC Duke has received large write-ups in PC A group of students at Iowa State U. urination, said junior Craig Appel. MSU move me nt a bit differe ntly. Howard a rticles na ti o nwide because of a te t have formed a Heterosexual Society on sopho mo re T o bin Yager was appre­ contends that PC is a buzzword for those students take during orientation workshops their campus, sparking some heated hended by police for public urination. "I who group together a variety of issues. called " Duke's Vision." debate at their meetings. DeAnn Backes, pent lhe night in jail for it," he said . "I "I think this PC stuff is a consu-uction of The test, which d escribes the offi cial who founded lhe society earlier Ibis year, had just come out of Dooley's, tile big bar those people who are pulling a lot of ideology of the university as multiculturalism, said heterosexuality is the o nly up here, and I was taking a leak. I didn't theori es toge ther and lumping the m has no correct or incorrect answers. Students biologically correct lifestyle. Li sa have any defense. " Public afety Offi cer togethe r," he said. "The re i no PC also mu t attend a post-test seminar whi ch Wa ldner-Haugrud, a graduate student Ronald Weesies denied lhat M officers movement. outlines lhe goals oflhe instin1tion . and teac hing assistant in sociology, who iss ued two ti ckets per night fo r publi c "It's an effort to deal with a major change T onya Robinson , preside nt of the voiced disapproval of the society, said , urination. "I would be surprised if there in this society. There are real issues lO argue Associated Students of Duke U ., described "The reason they're starting the group is we re 20 arrests per year," Weesies aid. about, not made-up arguments like PC." the test as a "self test" about institutional th ey don' t like gay people." James "Generally when tl1ey write a citation it's In an effort to address some of the so­ goals. "Overall , most folks feel a goal of Schafe r , Iowa State 's Lesbian/ Gay under state law, and they are charged for called real issues, the U. of Wisconsin has multiculturalism is a good goal," she said. Bi sex ual Alliance president, sa id he something like indecent ex posure or made an effort to enact an official speech "It is dangerous to begin to mandate hoped tl1e Heterosexual Society would be di sorderl y conduct," he added. The code. people's speech, but Duke has not gone in a support group to deal wilh heterosexual maxi mum penalty fo r indecent exposure The code, currently challenged by the lhat direction," she said. is ues ralher lhan just gay-bashing. "I was is $500 or o ne year in jail. • Me li s a American Civil Fi sh con tends hoping they'd be more proactive than Peerl e s and Tami Poll ak, The Michigan Libe rties Union , that people who reactive," he said. • Jeff Ewoldt, Iowa Stale Daily, U. of Michigan. prohibits students 'There is no PC movement. ca ll his and other Daily, Iowa State U. from making discrim- tt's an effort to deal with a unive rsities PC PENNSYLVANIA inatory comments on major change in this society. infested "are KENTUCKY campu . So me mi informed and A jolly old trip to lreland ... One woman students find the new There are real issues to e rr o n eo u s. " Please Mr. Postman ... Craig Harsch, swallowed 97 goldfish, a man ate 97 worms cod e vague and argue about, not made-up " Ho rro r sto ri es meet Kelley McDuffie- again. Wh en and another perso n dove from a ladder uncon s ti tu tion a !. arguments like PC." are endlessly cir­ Harsch , a 1991 graduate of the U. of in to a green sheetcake as pan of a "What The ACLU is culated - most of Wis consin , Stout, mailed photocopied wo uld yo u do to win a trip to Ireland?" - Roger Howard awaiting a decisio n these articles are letters to 30 Weste rn Kentucky U. contest at Penn State . Phi Kappa Psi from a federal court pa ras itic o n o ne tudents named Kelley, he considered it a fra temity and Kappa Alpha Theta sorori ty judge in Milwaukee ano th er ," Fi sh "shot in lhe dark" at finding the woman organi zed the event, whi ch raked in to see if the court agrees with its argument. said." Only one story is being written, and it's from Weste rn h e me t du ring Spring 10,000 fo r tl1e A sociation for Retarded "The rule has a lot of ambiguities," said written over and over again. And it conta ins Break. Harsch wasn't optimistic because Citizens. The winner, Erin McCall , wanted Gretchen Miller, ACLU's legal director for ve ry few item ·. he di dn't know her last name or how to lhe trip enough to gulp down 97 goldfish in Wi sconsin . "Our concern is that it would "Most of these reporters have never been spell her fir t name. But his efforts paid one hour. Mike Abrams, The Daily Collegian, inhibit free discus ion that college students within 1,000 miles of the campuse they off when he received a call from Kell ey Penn ~)' l van i a State U. wo uld e ngage in . For example, racial speak so freely about." McDuffie. "Well, you found me," she told harassment. We think it is important that He also said many o f the a rticle are Harsc h. Harsch said they talked about UTAH students be able to talk to each otl1er about written with no e nse o f history, a if sc hool and spring break when McDuffie tl1is issue. This kind of rule will inhibit this everything on campus was perfect before a called him. "I was pretty surprised to hear Expensive parking tlcket... Students who kind of discussion." few "crazy" people showed up. from her, " he said. "I didn't really know park illegally at Brigham Young U. could mith College has foll owed UW's lead AI!.h ough Fish said some extremists exist what to say." Harsch said from now on end up getting booted out of school. preparing a handout that details specific on campuses, he ex pects lhe controversy to they bolh will be writing each other. And Although no one has been ex pell ed for "manifestations of oppression" including die down . from now on Kell ey won't be ge tting vio lating the rule , unive rsity traffi c "preferred terms" for minorities. "When vo ices that have been for a long photocopied letters.• Rob Weber, Colkge offi cers aid it can be done. "By tl1 e time But representa tive at the Mas achusetts time ilenced .. . finally get a chance to speak, Heights Herald, Western Kentucky U. we get some people in here they li terally wo men's school say tl1e press has distorted lhey ometimes speak in ways lhat go to the have hundre-ds of doll ars in cita ti ons," the purpose of the handout. Debra Bradley, o ppo ite end of the spectrum whi ch MICHIGAN aid Capt. Mike Harroun, di rector of news director at Smith, said the pamphlet i oppre sed them ," he sa id. "What will campus police traffic, said. "Technically, meant as a "springboard for di scus ion." happen is the urgency of these vo ice will You pee, you pay ...Tinkling , wee-weeing, it's a violation of the law and a violator "Unfortunately," she said, "it has been le se n a lhey become more as imitated into peeing. No matte r h ow yo u say it, could end up going to court and getting a described as a speech code. It i n 't a speech tl1e tructure of university life." urination is something that should be criminal record. However, we try... to code at all . It's an informational tool. But Howard, who doesn't care for the PC kept behind closed doors, o r at lea t resolve things here." • Christy McKellar, "We try to educate people so they can be label either, disagreed , "We are going to indoors . Tha t's wh at the o ffi cers a t The Daily Universe, Brigham Young . sensitive toward other . You may poke fun at struggle witl1 Ibis for some time."

And at Pitt, unaHowable charge in 1989 included, among Research other things, salary and benefi ts for the president' driver (continued from page 3) and $2,425 for the president's Chli tmas ca rds. Some of the reported expenses are clearly inappropriate, catering at a reception for the president' new bride and and admini trators attri bute them to mi calculation or $3,000 in dry-cleaning bills, according to Stanford's news accounting errors, whil e u niversity and government office. administrators bl ame Office of Ma nagement and Budget But government officials said misuse of research funds was guidelines for many of lhe discrepancies. revealed at all of the investigated schools, including $731,000 "It' importa nt to note that part of the problem lhat all of at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, $500,000 at us see is that a lot of (the research contra ·ting guidelines) Harvard U. Medical School, $402,000 at the U. of RAJIV CHANDRASEKARAN, STANFORD DAllY, STANFORD U. are open to interpretation ," saidje u Me na, a . of Pennsylvania and $260,000 at the U. of Pittsburgh. Indirect research monies also funded this shopping center. California, Berkeley, spokesman. At MIT, investigators revealed that the inappropriate Ln the audit of Penn's 1987 expen es, reviewers uncovered To combat the mi under tandings, O MB ha begun charges include: $24,000 for functions at the president's similar charges: $137,980 in wages and benefits for alumni revising the rules forjudging what ex pen e the govern ment house, $13,600 for flowers in the public meeting area below relations per onnel, $964 for alumni mailings, $194 for considers appropriate. tanford, meanwhil e, wi ll institute a the president's residence, $27,317 for legal fees relating to alumni parties after two football games, $I4,500 in travel system of checks and balance to revamp i1 indirect costs federal hearings and $10,000 for varivus gifts. expenses and $73,800 in administering gifts and trusts. procedures. I U. 1HE NATIONAL OOUEGE NEWSfW'ER

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To1n Rolnicki Executive Director Associaaed CullegiatcJlrcss Being PC is tougher than it looks Dr. Da\idS.Adam• Colleg< MediaAdvisc:rs. /ruiiona DaiiJStutknt, lndiana U. Eric j acobs CN IIAM By LINDA LYONS Just when I had begun to accept my of venison. Tht Daily Pen nsylvanian. . of Pcm&S)' I v-t~ nia Edmund ullivan Director, Columbia Scholastic The Okli.!homa Daily, U. of Oklahoma heterosexuality, I was confromed with the role Now, this is politically incorrect not only PressAMOciation, Columbia U. that I was playing in the creation of the massive because eating meat means eating anim als Dr.J. David Reed Socie1y for Co ll togia~e JoumalisiJ n.,Daii]E1151lmNroJS, Ea.1em lllinoisU. I am suffering from terminal weirdnes.s this foreign trade deficit. Even the gas pedal (excuse me, are those leather lenni s h oe~ Fred Weddle WA UI'M moming. beneath my foot was attached to a foreign car. yo u're wearing?) bul also because th i 04/nlwrM DaiiJ, U. of Oklahoma The whole is.sue of political correctnes.s has particular animal had been alive out th ere in Mona CrJ.\'C OS Oirec10r ofStudentl-,•blica tinn.s ll all started last week. I was on the phone DaiiJ Trojan, U. of South em California with my best bud, Margaret, doing my been making me ponder so. Take for instance the woods until Renaldo came along. Dr. Fr.mk Ragu15 k.y Managerof Student Media boyfriend's dishes wh en I was struck by the my children. My children are American! Well, This knowledge caused me to reflect on t.h e - .O!q!Oil 1a1cU. Jan T. Childress Director ofStuden l Publicd tion.s political incorrectn e s of my situation. I that is to say that once you get past the Irish frowns I would get if people knew that I have Unit~mityDaifJ,Texas Te h and French blood, they' re pretty American. Of my very own hunting Iicen e in my (leather) W.B. Casey Publisher immediately confessed my u·ansgression to TlvDaiiJiowan, . oflow.o Margaret (that being the fee ling that I was course, il might be more politically correct to wallet, but I don't feel so guil ty, knowing a> I Ed Barber Cencr•l Manage r playing right into the hands of this particular go out and adopt some un-American children do that humers contribute $3 million a day to lndtp

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ENTERTAI:'\,; \II· :"...; I · I II I· S 1'\ I.I· S · I RI :--.;us Cartoonist pokes fun at PC world By KRISTI MCDOWEll him again t archenemy Insensitive Man. The Lumberjack, Northern Arizona U. One strip shows P.C. Person trying to persuade a stude nt to choose Amazon Superheroes used to leap tall buildings in Cnmch ice cream instead of chocolate chip a single bound and drive cool cars out of because it i the e nvironmentally sound caves. choice. ButjeffShesol's modem-day superhero, Later, P.C. Person is troubled when he Politically Correct Person, is more likely to discovers Insensitive Man telling a boy to call combat ethnic slurs and chauvanistic females "chicks." catcalls than to fly an invisible jet or match "We don't call them 'chicks!' Or 'girls!' wits with a penguin. They' re women!" P.C. Person says. When P.C. Person is one of the characters in the boy points out that females are only 9 "Thatch," a comic strip written by Shesol, a years old, P.C. Person replies, "Well, they're 1991 graduate of Brown U. The strip, which pre-women." features J. "Thatch" Thatcher, chronicles Shesol said the issue has reached its peak the trials and tribulations of student at in tern1s of media attention. WaylandU. "I think PC has been ovc rhyped- it's not "Thatch" broke into the national as oppressive a problem as more spotlight when a friend of Shesol's wrote an conservative journalists have made it out to article about political correctness for the be," he said. "I do think it's been overblown, New York Times and submitted some P.C. but! don't think it should go the other way." Person cartoons with it. Shesol said he never Margaret Smith, a Brown enior, said she expected to see them in the Times. agrees with Shesol. "They ran it, and they ran it big," Shesol "(Political correctness) definitely can be said. "The media spin started rolling, and taken to an extent where it ca n be damaging surprisingly it still hasn't stopped." by threatening cultural heritage, being Shesol's PC works also were featured in insen itive or saying omeLhing that could The Wall Street jouma~ The Boston Globe and be mi interpreted," she said. Newsweek. He has since released "Thatch ... Although Smith said she i unsure of her Featuring Politically Correct Person," a own view of the movement, she said Shesol 's compilation of strips from his work at the P.C. Person strips were an effective way to Brown Daily Herald, and has been a guest on characterize PC. PHOTO COURTESY OF THE DENVER POST. All CARTOONS BY SHESOL COPYRIGHT BY JEFF SHESOL (FROM "THATCH ... FEAlURING POUTlCALLY CORRECT PERSON,. ) VINTAGE BOOKS, 1.991 several local television shows. Shesol recognizes the political Shesol believes political correctness is an incon·ectne on campus as well. Jeff Shesol &~Yes a tongiMHn-cheek look at the PC movement In his book "Thatch •••F eaturtng important issue, but said the actions of the "It exists," Shesol said. "It's a problem, PolltJcally Correct Person." politically correct are ridiculous. and people need to change their behavior. The heightened awareness of the political percent of the book but account for 99 "Tactics of the PC are divisive, It's not as if you can't discuss anything, but correctness issue combined with the P.C. percent of the publicity, Shesol said. counterproductive and usually pretty silly," there are limits. There rea lly are things you Person cartoons have brought a wave of "It's good and bad to be typed as the PC he said. can't talk about." He li ted affirmative publicity for "Thatch." cartoonist," he said. "I know my strip Shesol featured P.C. Person in action and a father's role in an abortion as The cartoons dealing with political wouldn't have been noticed without P.C. nonsensical situations, frequently pitting two taboo discussion topics. correctness in his book make up less than 10 See CARTOONIST, Page 16 Zoned out: New ordinances help give students the boot ByJO HN CHEVES "The local zoning laws say only Lhree The Maneater, U. of Missouri, Columbia unrela1.ed people can live wgeLher," Grant said. "But we had five , and of course our Forget environmental awareness and neighbors counted us as we walked in and cultural diversity. The new trend on campus is OUI.. 1.oning laws. "They reponed us to the realty company. City councils, tired of dealing with sLrained We were forceJ to move out of our house relations be1.ween town residents and off­ because the owners wouldn ' t renew our campus students, are dictating how students lease." live. Grant thinks he knows the reasoning These restrictions, which limit how many behind the decision. unrelated people can live in one house, will "The owners knew we were having th ese force some students out of their homes. While parties because the cars were all blocking the the total rent remains unaffected, the amount streets, and people were urinating in all of th paid by each resident increases. neighbors' yards," Grant added. "ll was a Zoning laws are the laLest twist in the residential area, and I guess we didn't live up student-resident relationship, and they to their standards." helped one angry neighbor throw the book at Not all students are facing confrontations Not Ml nel&fiiNNs pt -.. • wei • U. of FloriA juniors Dani TllornpMn and Mark w.. Reggie Grant, a senior at the U. of Florida in with reluctant neighbors. 8INI...... , ,...._WIIIIIm G. Pothier, Jr. Gainesville. See RESIDENTS, Page 13

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By ALLISON LUCAS they would write in a monologue for a Gabi Kahn , a junior at Wesleyan U., said The Daily NorthWt!slern, Norlhwestem U. college dating service, Roloff said. lonely students aren't always perceived as The study found lonely people less likely lo ne ly. o me times they are viewed as Loneliness can be a major factor leading to put themselves into situations where lhey independent. The drawback, Kahn said, is to bad dating strategies on college would meet new people. that yo u don't really get to know people. campuses, according to a study done by two "They were less like ly to use contrived "People at Wesleyan feel like they do n't Norlhwestem U. professors. encounters," Roloff said. "On the other wa nt to put lhemselves on the line." Northwestern communication studies hand, people who are no t lonely choose In the second part of the study, students Professor Michael Roloff and former Asst. situa tions wh e re they could meet new we re asked to write out a monologue for a Prof. Robert Bell examined loneliness in people." hypolhetical video dating service. relation to dating strategies on campus from Sarah Young, a junior at Northwestern, Lonelier peole were more likely to give a sample of 178 undergraduates. agreed. information, such as "name, rank and serial Stude nts we re asked to evaluate their "The loneliest people are the ones wh o number," Bell said. But if the information loneliness level. The professors then created lock themse lves in their rooms and don't was personal, they tended to leave it out. a loneliness scale ranging from zero to 80, meet people," Young said. "When yo u go People who were less lonely described according to Bell, who is now at the U. of out, you always see the same people, and it's their personalities and lhe things they liked California, Davis. always the outgoing, very fri endly types who to do, Roloff said. "No n-lonely people The poll then asked how students would a re there. T he quiet and shy do n't meet would give more of a description of 'who I pursue a romantic relationship and wh at people." am." Residents (continued from page 10)

Julio Lana, a se nior atlhe U. of Missouri, Columbia, has lived on Bouchelle Avenue for more lhan a year. Her neighborhood is across the street from the UM ca mpus, just behind a row of fraternity houses. Although Columbia recently passed zo ning laws sim ilar to Gainesvill e's, lhe mix of residents on Bouche lie works well. "Bouchell e is pre tty quiet," Lana said. "Wh en kid do throw parties, they try to keep the noise down. "Our neighbors have only asked us to tell them wh ich nights we 'lllhrow a party so they ca n go out fo r lhe evening and avoid the worst ofit."

" ...The cars were all blocking the streets, and people were urinating in all of the neighbors' yards.... I guess we didn't live up to their standards." -Reggie Grant

Lana's neighbors, both attorneys, gave free legal advice to the students and even attended a few of !heir parties. However, not all Columbia residents are as eager to share their space with the louder, more active student population. Chester Edwa rds, a Columbia city counci lman, was recall ed fro m office earli er this year after endorsing a student housin g development near an already-established neighborhood. Le s th an a month later, the Alpha Omicron Pi sorority purchased a house in a res idential area, only to be chased out when their neighbors fil ed a lawsuit to block lhe women from movi ng into the house. But some areas use the student-resident relationshi p to a mutual advantage. At the U. ofWisconsin, Madison, bolh sides have respect for each olher. "It 's pre tty good here," said Greg Larson , a junior at UW. "There's one UW student on the town council , and th e mayor's a UW alumni, so lhe city gets along with lhe students." Bob Brennan, director of local affairs at the Madison Chamber of Commerce, said lhe good student-resident relations are sweetened by lhc money UW brings into town . A recent study study by Brennan showed lhat $2.4 billion is pumped into the local economy each year by Wand its 45,000 students. In larger ci ties, however, the college barely affects the economy. Georgetown U. and George Wa hington U., both in Washington, D.C., often are targets of local neighborhood associations who wan t students to stay on campus. "Our relati ons with the residents are not th at good," sa id Ted Goestch, a GWU student. "They don't like us. They call the police on us when we throw parties. "Every yea r, lhey meet with the unive rsity president and ye ll at him." 14 U. THE NATIONAL COl.lfGE NEWSPAPER Life and Art/SEPTEMBER Cope's 'Suicide' lashes out at indifference

ByMATIHEW P.MOORE from people. TheAubumPlainsma11, Auburn Cope sometimes deems it necessary to provide his audience with a sub tl e yet Julia n Cope could be de cribed a a forceful aural masterpiece about Lh e hum an survivor of sorts. condition, the role of religion in society or Cope fronted one of the great English Lhe desecrations caused by politics. bands of the la te '70s, the Teardrop Peggy Stticide provides an ee1ie homespu n Explodes, and following its demise in 1982 charm Lhat combines a garage sound with he went onto even greater succe s as a solo precise, rhythmic percu sion. The ll owinf{ artist keyboard combine with guitars that Cope projects an unflauering view of sometimes break into chaos. It' pure pop people as a whole, not to damn them, but to joy. warn Lhem. Cope is at once engaging and disparaging, owhere is this more ev ident than on poetic and d e pressing. His chaotic Cope's 1991 release Peggy Suicide, an 83- gloominess is apparent in the lyri cs to hi s minute double album that lashes out at the single "Charlotte Anne," from 19 8's My indifference of humanity toward Lhe planet Nation Underground. and nature, poll taxes in England, war and "And in my room, I'm alone in my room. eve1]'thing that goes down everyday to make And in my caske t I'm alone in my gloom . life on earlh more unbearable. and may be in here for awhile," Cope in ~~ Cope said Lhat Peggy Suicide" . .. is a vision in rhythmic patter, with what sounds li ke a of Lhe world I had some monlhs ago. In Lhat slow, upbeat Celtic-like flute. vision, Peggy Suicide was Mother Earlh." On his 1987 release Saint.Julian, Cope Cope said he called the album Peggy dives headlong into the subject of religion Suicide because Molher Earth is poised on and tackles it wilh bullish tenacity. Lhe highest cliff of infinity about to leap off. He sings on Lhe title track, "I met Cod in a Cope said Lhe album is his message to Lhe car in a dreaming dreaming ankerside. And world that " .. .I'm back. I'm lucid, well­ I was very unkind. I said, "You locked us ou1 meaning, and I'm not an asshole." of forest and gave us a mind." Peggy Suicide excels as a concept album. Most of Cope's work ounds angry and It opens with "Pristeen," a Velvet vociferous, but different from protestation Underground-type tune Lhat's about a man afforded listeners by olher bands. who is falling in love wilh his ideal woman Cope's singing style hasn't changed much and finding out that she's not what h e from his previous works. Still rough and thought she was at all. ragged and unpolished, Cope belts out hi COURTESY OF ISlAND RECORDS Cope said Peggy Suicide is a metaphor for message wilh a ferocity that won 't or can't Julian Cope's latest Peggy Suicide Is pure pop joy. the treatment that Mother Earth receives stop.

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THE NATIONAL COllEGE NEWSPAPER 17 Dol Ia ·.; ~~· MONEY· BtJSINES. -.. :A.CADEMICS HardeatHit 29 states slash The top five 8bll88 with major budget cuts and tuition increases at state unlversltlea: college budgets Tuition increase State budget cut Tuition increases and budget cuts the '-worst seen in 25 years' By RICHARD JONES had operating budgets that either decrea ed The Rroirw, U. of Delaware or did no t keep up with innation. For American in titutions overall , th e num ber Colleges and universities, already hard hit are one in three. by trimmed services and employee layoffs, Mid-year budget cuts were reponed by -15 are experiencing some of the steepest percenl of in titutions, including 64 percent Rhode tui tion hikes in more than two decades. of public four-year schools. "Every state runs into a few financial College are co m baLLing their states' problems, but 29 (states) all at once?" financial problems in a vati et of ways, from Sweene)' said. "It's the worst that has been a reduction in the number of li brary service seen in 25 yea r . n hours to employee layoffs. An A SC study showed that colleges in Sweeney said students will feel the enects 29 tate enacted mid-year tuition hikes in of the budge t cuts this fal l. Reduced MEL MARCELO, THE UCSD GUARDIAN, U. OF CALIFORNIA. SAN DIEGO 199 1, ave raging 4 percent nationwide. The university ervices and fewer section of study showed many of those same states classes also may hinder the graduation of :\ pril to protest a proposed $500 tuition of Mas achusetts and around the country, have enacted tuition hikes averaging about students in need of required course . in ere~ e recommended by administrators to saying, "Everyone want a piece of the pie, 13 percen t again this year. Aware of the problem, student around offset nea rly 400 million in state cuts. but the pie keeps on shrinking. n we ney cited federal budget cuts a the the country have descended upon th e Studen ts , staff and faculty at the U. of The cutbacks are part of a new economic our e of college tuition hikes. office of school administrator and state ~Ia~ arhusetts at Amherst staged a "no reality, according to Sweeney. The A su rvey publi hed in August by the legislators in protest of skyrocketing tuition busine s as usual" week-long work stoppage reductions are "not becau e the colleges are Am erican Council on Education revealed and fees and decreased state funding. to protest the $700 tuition increase that was incompetently run, but because they're grim financial statistics about American Studem of at least nine City . of New ,t pp roved fo r the fall , said Karen Sherbin, working with a lot fewer resources," he said. colleges and universities. York campuses barricaded themselves inside new di rector for the Amherst Student. "They're not ju t cutting programs for the Among public four-year institutions, half some of the chool' administrative offices in hcrbin bemoaned the situation at the U. See BUDGET, Page 21 Art major colors Grads job slumming, students red heading back to class By MARlSKA VAN AALST in wake of recession The Daily Colkgian, Pennsylvania State U. By TINA SHELTON Caroline Sykora and her fellow art majors have painted Indiana Daily Student, Indiana U. themselves gloomy financial pictures while studying art at Pennsylvania State U. The recession has given some recent college grads two "Eight dollars for 200 milliliters of a hue- it's not even a choices: Take less pay or go back to school. color!" she said, holding up a tube of paint. Trimmingjobs by attrition and layoffs, many employers Sykora's _frustration is common among art students who are hiring fewer graduates than before, making the job shell ou t b1g bucks for supplies these days. They are living market more competitive. proof that "the starving artist" image exists for painfully And the number of students who are "job slumming," real reasons. accepting lower positions while they're waiting for other Other majors bemoan the rising costs of books, but art jobs to open, is increasing, according to Jerry Houser, students contend with costs of supplies that can be triple director of career placement at the U. ol Southern what a non-art major pays per semester. To cover these California. costly dues, art majors often spend cash from summer jobs, Sarah Greene, a graduate of Indiana U. who majored in ov~re tend credit and rely on charitable parents. psychology, ended up waiting tables after graduation. You can probably tell from the clothes we 're wearing "Every job I looked at wanted masters or Ph.D.s. I was th at • ~a te rials are more important," Sykora said, clutching either totally underqualified or overqualified," Greene aT- h•rt that has seen better semesters. said. "Some places I applied to that weren't soliciting said She_sa id she has spent as much as $2,000 per semester on they didn't have the money to create a position whether I suppli es. "It depends on how far you want to go with your was qualified or not. n artwork- y~ u could even triple your tuition." Jonathan Goldstein graduated in May from Syracuse Sykora sa1d the main problem is depending on college U. 's school of public communication with majors in merchants for materials. Those merchants have "a 300 journalism and political science. perce nt inflation rate, and they don't even have what you Lucy Stewart avoids pricey campus art stores for supplies. See JOBS, Page 21 See ART, Page 18 18 U. THE NATIONAl COllEGE NEWSPAPER Dollars and Sense/SEPTEMBER Students suckered by get-rich-quick scams By SUSAN GILES TIU! Ball State Daily Nws, Ball State U. "A1TENTJON ;1. ' • I ~ ! ) ' COLLEGE STUDENTS! EARN ssssssssssssssssssss Catherine Howard, of the Consumer Faced with a recession and a gloomy job FAST market, some college students are resorting FROM THE PRIVACY Education Council, offered the OF YOUR OWN to quick cash mail schemes. HOM E!~ following suggestions for spotting a But it may be their own cash that's going scam: the quickest. • Look for a 900 number. "Earn $1,000 for stuffing 1,000 envelopes. Ads often have 900 numbers in small There has never been anything quite like print. Television ads may say the this opportunity, H the faceless voice on the number so fast that people do not 900 number woos. realize it is a toll call. "A 900 call will Work-at-home schemes like this can be cost you. I've seen charges up to $35," appealing, especially to coll ege students. Howard said . The hours sound ideal. The tasks sound • Look for the name, telephone simple. The money sounds outstanding. number and address up front. "Some But many organizations, like the (companies) are so coy, they will give Consumer Education Council (CEC) at Ball their name but no location, H Howard State U ., have dealt with work-at-home said. schemes before. Getting the address of a company is They advise sLUdents to beware. If it essential because without it there sounds too good to be true, it probably is, would be no way for watchdog groups they say. to check out a complaint. CEC worker Catherine Howard said • Schemes usually do not have a coll ege students are a target audience contact person with the company. Often because they can be naive about schemes the prospective employee does not and want to make easy money. know the name of the person he is The most prevalent work-at-home dealing with over the phone. DAVE II8ISVIRT, THE TARTAN. CARNEGIE MELLON U. schemes include stuffing envelopes, • Finally, many operations do not assembling toys or dolls, reading books, Although "get rich quickH scams are message or send a self-addressed, stamped have references. They will use general clipping newspaper articles, sewing at common, steps are being taken to shut envelope for more infonnation. The charge statements to entice students like, "Sam home, and rdising laboratory animals. down some operations. for the 900 number was $18. No from Illino is made $3,000 in one Sometimes it's all for nothing. The Postal inspection Service said it puts employment infonnation ever carne. month." Howard said the company might not buy about 3,500 work-at-home operations out of "Anytime a customer has a name and 1l1e FTC suggested these questions for the assembled product, even after students business each year through mail stop orders, address of a company, they can call us, " a potential employer: have invested considerable time and money, consent agreements and criminal Howard said. •What tasks will be required? telling them it "is not acceptable quality. H proceedings. Howard added that tough financial times • Will I be paid on salary or Letter-sLUffing seems to be the most An example of a complaint letter mailed could contribute to even more of the commission? common scheme. to the Federal Trade Commission shows one questionable operations in the future. That • Who will pay me and when will I get Ads promise from $1,000 to $3,000 a person's bad experience with work at home means the scam operators wi ll be looking my first paycheck? month for stuffing envelopes, but the jobs. harder for people who need quick cash, like • What is the total cost of the work-at­ bureau said the plans outlined in the ad T he victim ca ll ed an 800 number to college students. home program, including supplies, would require several hundred dollars more respond to a job offer, but the number "The more into a recession we get, the equipment and membership fees, and for advertising, postage, envelopes and referred the person to a 900 number. more people are going to want extra what will I get for my money? printing. That number told the person to leave a money, Hs he said. Art (continued from page 17)

want," she said. There are other options, but the cost isn't much better. Lucy Stewart uses metals in her artwork, and she pays a precious price ordering supplies from surplus companies. "I pay upwards of$400 per semester," Stewart said. Adrienne Walle king, who also avoids the hassles of her classmates by ordering from a warehouse, spends even more money. She estimated her art expenses at $1,000 per semester. Three years at that rate has pushed her into tremendous debt. "Hopefully, once you graduate, you'll sell paintings to make the money back, or get a good job, or marry a rich husband, Hshe joked. Another art student, Quentin Davis, economizes by using materials he finds. Using trash and parts of discarded machinery keeps his semester total at about$1 00, he said. "Time is money, so instead of using money I don't have, I spend five hours looking along the side of the road,H Davis said. After spending weeks on a project and the cash to match it, many artists have to destroy their work or pay exorbitant storage costs. A slide takes the place of the actual artwork and that gets filed in a portfolio. Sykora doesn't think the slides do her work justice. "All this money you put in, and it comes out a two-inch square." PACKA~D DELL J~~JX WITH NEW G~APNIC UJE~ INTE~FACE IJ ANEAJIE~WAY TO JEIZE TNE DAY

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percent increase in applications during the he said. T he U. of Cali fornia system also Jobs past two years. Budget plans to decrease the number of students (conti nued from page 17) (continued fro m page 17) For grads who are willing to work for admitted by about 5,500, King said. almo t nothing yet get the opportunity to Di ck Gable, a professor at the U. of He belo nged to Phi Be ta Ka ppa, help people in underprivil eged parts of the hell of it. " California, Davis, suggested in May that th e 01 graduated as class marshall and worked as world, the Peace Corps is another option. He ~aid the mid-year tuition increases univer ity's top administrators take a pay cut ass istant news edito r a t his schoo l's Jeff Ferry, an employee in the director' varied around the country, ranging from 3 to help soften the budget crunch. King said new paper. Although he found a job, he o ffi ce at the Peace Corps' nationa l percent at the U. of Oregon to a national nothing has been done on that suggestion, sti ll couldn ' t reach the goal he set for headquarters in Los Angeles, said inquiries high 5!1 pe rcent in the State U. of New York but other measures have been taken to cu t himself. into the Peace Corps have increased, but sy·tem. administrative costs. "I said I wo uld aim for a salary of at least applications have not. Sweeney decried some state legislatures "We're in the mode of slimming down our 20,000 a year and a paper with a 30,000 "It's generall y because people ca nnot for politica l posturing during a time when opera ti on ,~ he said. King also described the circulation," he said. "I had to settle for find a job a nd they' re willing to do th ey sho uld be concerned with curing the early retirement plan as "encouraged abo ut 16,000 a nd a circulation o f whatever to occupy their time ... and they college buclget crunches. "Raising taxes is a ttrition .~ Even more grim, Sweeney says, is 14,500." have a desire to he lp these third world vel) unpopu lar, so they look fo r revenue the possibili ty that it could get worse. Budget Eileen McGearry, career planning and co untri es,~ he said. sources- like jacking up tuition some cuts and tuition increases at state-supported pl ace me nt director at the U. of Nevada-Las Although the employment market does more," he sa id . coll eges and univer ities may no t stabilize Vegas , sa id sh e a lso is seeing m ore not look good for fi rst semester graduates, , weenev sa id there is no particular pattern when the recession ends, carrying rising underemployed stude nt tha n no n­ there may be li g ht a t t he e nd of th e to the budgetary woes, but said that clearly costs into the next century, he said. employed students. recession tu nne l for those who can be the nation's coasts- especially the two large There aren't enough mechanisms in place For example, she said hotels are offering pati ent. Experts expect the job market to sttlte-supported university systems in New to protect funding for higher education, he graduates desk positio ns until they can open within a year. York and California- are fe eling the brunt explained. afford to open top management positions. "Some of the reports I' ve seen are saying of the economic downturn. The biggest priorities in most state But many recent graduates who don' t that things wi ll let up by the beginning of The S Y increase, which amounts to budgets are federally mandated programs want to wa it until the job scene improves winter," McGearry sa id. "Often the roughly 500 per student, came after eight like Medicaid, and e lementa ry a nd are discovering that graduate school is one rebound from this might take a fu ll year." )'C.tl> of ~ta b l e costs for students there. secondary educati on. "When the recession wa y to bide time a nd pre pare for the Other college admini trators and faculty The nine-{;ampus U. of California system ends, the mandates won't disappear. (The competitive market. agree that the economy is getting healthier. suflerrd a 312 million cutback, causing states) will still have funding crunches, and "What's been going on is some fairly "We're getting signs the recession is fe es to increase 40 pe rcent, said judson there's no t a lo t of public desire to raise substantial increases in applications over e nding, though it's quite murky a t th e King, provos t for the professional schools taxes," Sweeney sa id. "And the federal the past two years,~ said Peter Syverson, of mo ment," Gardner said . "A co ll ege and college at UC, Berkeley. government is restrained by its own budget th e Council of Graduate Schools. education is still one of l11 e best buys there Berkeley is saving money by offering an problems. 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CHRIS TALBOT By College Poll Kickoff Flmida.Flambeau, Florida State U. Confused by all the changes in college football? Blinded by all the preseason hype? Then look for the Imagin e the national coll ege football sys tem is a jigsaw weekly U. College Football Poll, compiled by college puzzle. Now take th e puzz le, throw it against the wa ll , and students for college students, appearing weekly in your you have college football for the '90s. school newspaper this season. I.n less than a year, an unprecedented number of college football team have switched conferences or abandoned Tannan said . "We just sat back in amazement that all (the their independent status in a scramble to secure pots in switching) happened. " major conferences. The ittany Lions were followed by Arkansas, which "The '80s was a decade when ... the (independent chools) aband oned a 77-year association with the Southwest could no longer survive," aid Chris Plonsky, a sistant Conference to h ead to the nearby Southeastern commissioner of the revamped Big East Conference. Conference. So in search of conferences and fin anci al stability they The Razorbacks were joined in the SEC by South went. Ca rolina, which traded independence for the 12-team Penn State, Arkansas, Florida State, Miami (Fla.), South superconference. Carolina and some smaller sc hools joined and switched According to Frank Broyles, Arkansas athletic director, conference in search oflucrative television packages. his school did not sever its ti es with the SWC because it Penn State began the exodus in January 1990 wh en the wanted to leave. The Razorbacks made the move out of school gave up its independence and joined the Big Ten necessity. Conference. "We were not unhappy in the Southwest Conference," "That decision for us to join the Big Ten, that triggered all said Broyles. "We've had a long and happy relationship with these changes going on," Penn State Athletic Directorjame See CONFERENCES, Page 25 MB. MARCB.O, TME UCSD GUARDIAN, U. OF CALIFORNIA, SAN DIEGO Heading for a postseason playoff? Bowls, conferences should wake up Football alliance and smell the roses By RICK SCHULTZ ensures national The Daily CalifMnia.n, champ -maybe U. of California, Berkeley What a joke. Over the summer, a few By MARK BABINECK coll ege football bowls got together The Daily Texan, U. of Texas, Au stin with some con­ fere nces and After years of debate about a coll ege formed a nice little football national championship, the major agreement that says bowls and conferences decided to settle the they wi ll try to score once and for all . match up ilie No. 1 Whether or not they succeeded depends and o. 2 teams in on who you ta lk to. a "national cham­ The group created an alliance involvi ng pionship" game four bowl games (the Colton, Fiesta, every year. Orange, and Sugar), fi ve athletic But it accomplishes something few conferences (The Big East, Atlantic Coast, thought was possible. It makes college Big Eight, Southwest and Southeast) and football 's post-season even more Notre Dame. The new ground rules wi ll confusing. begi n onjan.l, 1993. The Pac-10 and Big The agreement is nowhere near a PHOlO COURTESY OF U. OF TEXAS SPORTS IN FORMAnON Ten conferences elected not to participate. playoff system that would determine "The whole intent of this was to create a Texas and Oklahoma stand to benefit from the proposed national championship system, an indisputable national champion. situation which would get the selection but UT Athletic Director Deloss Dodds, Inset, calls the alliance the "worst possible thing." There is still a chance that two teams process to a point that it wouldn't be ACC champions, and two other highly meaningful pairings if you do it that early?" wi ll be claiming the national title at completed until after the season was o er," ranked at-large teams. Holmes said. the end of the year, as was the case in said Mickey Holmes, executive director of In the new alliance, the top-ranked team Holmes stressed the alliance is not a step 1990. Georgia Tech finished first in the Sugar Bowl. wi ll face the next hi ghest-ranked team toward the national football playoff that ilie UPI poll, whi le Colorado was No. 1 The traditional bowl arrangements will available. This arrangement should increase many college fans have been calling for. in the Associated Press poll. remain the same, with the champions of the the possibility of a true n ational "That was never the intent, to create some And then there's Notre Dame, the Big Eight, SWC, and SEC going to the championship game between the No. 1 and sort of playoff," he said. "The threat... of a school that became its own conference, Orange, Colton, and Sugar bowls, No. 2 teams and eliminate the early bowl playoff system would lead the bowls to the with a guaranteed berth in a major bowl respectively. The Fiesta Bowl wi ll remain an pairings of the past few years. same status of the dinosaur." every year. open bowl. The remaining slots in those "Last year (the bowl selections) happened Notre Dame Athletic Director Richard Let's not South Bend the rules too bowls will be fi ll ed by a five- team pool virtually in tl1e first week of November. How Rosenthal is happy to see his school become See MESS, Page 27 consisting of Notre Dame, the Big East and in the world can yo u expect to have See PLAYOFF, Page 27 News FeaturES'SEPTEMBER U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 25

area being independent,rt said Florida State But Mi ami clearly demonstrated how relations for the Big East, recognized the Conferences Athletic Director Bob Coin. "I've often said football conference jumping can make for current gap in the talent level. (continued from page 24) it's nice being independent, but we're not strange bedfellows. "ln the beginning, Miami will dominate. an island.rt The H unicanes joined the newly formed But, hopefully, the competition will cause th e SWC. But because of the influence of Tom Mickle, assistant commiss ioner of Big Eas t Co nference to secure a media the schools to improve," Paquette said. "We television we have been forced to make a the ACC, said his conference decided to add ma rket that reaches 33 percent of the felt pressure to establish a football league. change.rt . the Seminoles in response to the moves by country. But lack of competition in the Miami was the best team out there. We went Flo rida State also abandoned 1ts Penn State and Miami. otherwise weak conference should ensure forthem.rt ind ependent status to join the Atlantic "We could see that college football was the football powerhouse lopsided victories justin Lebarrw.ff, Tulane Hullaballo, Tulane Coast Conference for fm ancial reasons. changing," Mi ckle said. "We had to move or and possibly alienate other Big East fans. U. and Terry]. Wood, Arkansas Traveler, U. of "I tl1ink we were standing in a dangerous become surrounded." J ohn Paquette, the director of public Arkansas also contrilmted to this .!tory. Rl(iHT GUARD SPORT STICK

ATHLETE SPOTLIGHT: DAVID KLINGLER

Gillette shines its athlete spotlight this month on David Klingler, quarterback of the U. of Houston Cougars. Kling ler, who estab­ lished himself last year as L...:.--=:::i:!..--...l one of the most dominant quarterbacks in college football history, is every body's favorite candidate in the race for this yea r's Heisman Trophy. Althou gh the ink is still wet on the 33 NCAA records Klingler broke or tied last ye ar, he appears poised to completely rewrite those books this year. Klingler threw for an amazing 5140 yards and 54 touchdowns last season, shattering previous marks held by Andre Ware and Jim McMahon, respectively. But that should be a mere prelude to this year's acti on . Klin gler has the luxury of operating within head coach John Jenkins' seemingly uns to ppable run-and-shoot offense . In addition, Klingler's supporting cast appears few we ll-endowed with the talent to back him up. The Cougars, the No. 14 pick in th is year's preseason U. College Football Poll , will be aiming to better last season's 10-1 record. Of cou rse . the Houston quarterback is still haun ted by the ghost of former teammate Ware. Because he arrived on the heels of another quarterback sensation , Klingler will have to silence the critics who claim Jenkins' system, not the quarterback, is responsible for his phenomenal stats. No doubt, he'll just let his arm do the talking. 26 U. THE NATIONAL COUEGE NEWSPAPER Student Body/SEPTEMBER Students cope with 'yuppie flu' Georgia profs By KIMBERLY YOUNG search for Maroon, Loyola U.

You're depressed, moody and irrational. Your short-tem1 memory anti-DUI drug is shot. You 're fevered and weak. You 're constantly tired but can never fall asleep. By ROSALYN THOMPSON You probably think the feeling is natural- you're a college TM Red & Black, U. of Georgia student. But your condition might not be natural at all. You might have If research by two U. of Georgia Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. professors goes as planned, students CFS, for years ridiculed by the medical community as the "yuppie someday may be able to buy a powder flu ," now is recognized as a legitimate illness, said Anna Davis, a from the local drugstore that will lower doctor at East jefferson General Hospital in Louisiana. A new viral their blood alcohol levels so they can illness of an unknown origin, CFS became an epidemic in the last drive home safely. decade, Davis said. David Whitmire, a chemical Similar to AIDS in some symptoms, CFS attacks the immune engineer, and Larry Cornelius, a system, causing it to dysfunction, overact, and enable other viruses professor of small animal medicine, and bacteria to attack the body. are conducting lab experiments on a Although the exact method of transmission is undetermined, CFS synthetic enzyme designed to combat often is triggered by stress. College students, frequently stress the effects of alcohol by removing mongers, are at a high risk of contracting the virus, Davis said. ethanol from the bloodstream. "In a recent research study, 3,000 CFS patients were found never If it receives FDA approval, Whitmire's LEE ANN FLYNN, AUBURN PlAINSMAN, AUBURN U. to experience REM sleep," Davis said. "Symptoms can reduce one's enzyme could be available in hospital ability to function by 50 percent" percent mortality rate, Davis said. emergency rooms in the next two to For students, the disease can be devastating. Katie Woods, a junior "I remember panicking and wondering 'What's wrong with me­ three years. at Tulane U ., knows this all too well. Woods was diagnosed last year am I dying,'" Woods said. Whitmire hopes to have his secret with Chronic Epstein-Barr Virus, a disease closely related to CFS. CFS is not curable but can be treated symptomatically. Even formula patented by Christmas. The "In classes, I'd get so anxious and light-headed I would have to run though the disease isn't "in the mind," therapy and emotional product could reach the market as early out," Woods said. "I remember one time, I didn't even have the support has proven extremely helpful, Davis said. as 1998. energy to run to class." Davis, a leading expert in the study of CFS, theorizes that the The biggest drawback to the Woods' demanding schedule and the emotional stress of her cause of the disease is somehow environmentally related. As the research has been its cost. Whitmire parents' separation preceded the illness. Because of the disease, body's immune system copes with the increased toxicity of the said one dose can cost up to $20,000. Woods dropped several classes and finally withdrew from her pre­ environment, CFS and other relatively new viruses invade humans in Whitmire said the enzyme's most med major. near-epidemic proportions, Davis said. important use would be in emergency "Some nights I would lie in bed tossing and turning, and I would The disease is known to run in families, and since it is viral, it could rooms, where patients must wait for cry in frustration with being unable to fall asleep," Woods said. "The be genetically encoded. surgery because the mixture of alcohol next day I couldn't get up or I'd feel strung out- kind of a hung-<>ver A recent national research program on CFS by the U.S. Centers and anesthesia can be fatal. feeling." for Disease Control reported receiving I ,000 calls per month from But he hopes that the enzyme's Woods said diagnosing the illness was half the batLle. Her CFS sufferers. potential commercial success will lead boyfriend believed she was having a nervous breakdown, while her CFS in its varying degrees can be active in a person for up to I4 to less havoc in those emergency friends blamed her feelings on her vegetarian diet. years, but is capable of becoming dormant, Davis said. In therapy, rooms. "The first doctors (I visited) were so quick to slap me on anti­ Woods was taught to view the illness as a gift. She said she has "Some people have pointed out to depressants," Woods said. "Nobody believes it; they just say you're learned to cope and is doing much better this semester. me that it's a license to drink, " stressed out or depressed." "I realized that I'm not like everyone else. I get sad looking at Whitmire said. "But that's the person's The disease is frustrating for usually ambitious, active people. children running around and playing," she said. "My friends like choice. It really only has one function­ Patients suffering from the disease have a suicide rate six times going out late drinking, but I have to plan when I will go out and to sober you up." higher than non-patients, even though the disease has a mere 5 to 8 stick to a sleeping schedule." Rollerblades: Transportation trend of the '90s

By TIM WIESENHAN "Last year there was barely anybody wearing them," said line skates can offer practical health benefits, like low­ Kentucky &me~ U. of Kentucky William Eurego, manager of the Beach Bum skate store in impact aerobic cross-training. Miami. "If you were rollerblading, people just thought you "If you run all the time, if you ride all College students are careening across campus, leaping were weird. This year I get people from ages IO to 50 renting the time, you just start to burn out," over curbs and crashing into trees- and they're loving every rollerblades." said Hayslett. "If you get on (in-line minute of it. The modem skates, which can cost anywhere from $90 skates), it will save your knees from Rollerblades, a trademarked name for in-line skates, have to $330, are comprised of ankle-snug, road shock." replaced rollerskates as the preferred mode of nylon padded ski boots bolted to four or Of course, hurling your body into stylish transportation and exercise on five polyurethane wheels. But bladers say trees and cars isn't very good for campuses across the country. the thrill is worth the cost. your health, so experienced "Rollerskates are like, the '70s," said "The first time I tried it I felt like I was bladers suggest beginners learn on Arizona State U. rollerblader Tom (ice) skating on cement," said Eric a parking lot or other uncrowded Tuberty. "Rollerblades are lighter and Frederickson, a blader from St. Louis. area so they can adjust to the more maneuverable than regular skates. "When I first got on rollerblades, it was tricky rubber heel brake on the Rollerblading is a good aerobic non- incredible. I get the urge to go blading skates. impact form of exercise. It is definitely almost everyday." Hougen stressed that roller­ going to continue t? fVOW." . . . ..,\n t~.r\e' tro~ Rob Hayslett, a sophomore at the bladers should always wear a More than I mJ!hon pa1rs ofm-hne t~.utl and Ke rnrnun\\'1 co\\~ U. of Kentucky, calls blading ~A helmet, shoulder pads and 1 skates have been sold in the U.S. during the ~a\e l~r\t.) C::,\ade& tor a b8 "ferocious." PitcJ101 ~ess . ,.Ril~ ST" E u. knee pads while blading. lastdecad.e, and 2 million pairsa_re expected ap on \t\8\r Ro\\e "You get so hyped doing it," 51 "~ "Climbs you slow down and to sell th1s year alone, accordmg to Mary f rnp\ng .-s'on· Hayslett said. "It's just something about hope you survive to the top; and the descents you Hou~en, a spokeswoman ~or ~ollerblade,.the u picking up speed- and you're not doing anything. You're hope you survive to the bottom without crashing," Hayslett ~ea~mg m~ufa~turer of m-Ime skates. Smce thinking, 'I'm going to die.' You start shaking, and said. Its mtroductlon m I9~I, ~e Rollerblade has captured more panicking. Your knees start to buckle." Leslie Anderson of the State Press, Arizona State U., also than 50 percent of the m-Ime skate market. But to those less inclined to such bursts of adrenaline, in- contributed to this story. ~t BOOyJSEPTEM BER U. THE NAllONAL COllEGE NEWSPAPER 'D minding their own business, which , by the go in the first place, the Pac-10 and Big Ten sufficient Tournament of Roses at all. Mess way, is doing quite well , thank you. (continued from page 24) conference are thumbing their collective Nobody's pulling the wool - or the "We get 100 ,000 people in the (Rose) nose at the pact. Cotton - over anybody's eyes here. We can Bowl every year," sa id Jack French, the And why shou ldn't they? Now entering its see there is still no playoff that guarantees much for these guys, okay? bowl 's executive director. "It's hard to beat 78th year, the Rose Bowl's popularity makes an indistputed national champion. And of co urse, the pact also contains success. it the country's most financially successful It is possible that the top two teams wil another major fl aw: it leaves out two of the "It was our choice not to be a part of it," bowl , said Bill Flinn, assistant executive play each other in a bowl game this year. But top conferences in the nation. said French. "We have our own arrangements director of the Rose Bowl. Simply put, the wouldn't it be sweet if it was No. 1 Michigan The Pac-10 and the Big Ten are not pan of -a good arrange ment .. " "granddaddy of them all" is a cash cow. and No. 2 Washington or vice versa? the pl an. T hey keep sending their So, like the little kids who weren't invited This sli gh tly improved pseudo­ Come on NCAA , wake up and smell the champio n to meet in the Rose Bowl and to the party and then say th ey didn't want to championship setup shouldn't hurt the self- Roses. Championship (continued fro m page 24)

a majo r player in the agreement. The arrangeme nt ensures the Irish an appearance INTRODUCING A MIRACLE OF MODERN MEDICINE: in a major bowl every year. "It's not a perfect solution to ensuring UNLIMITED OPPORTUNITY. that the No. I and No. 2 teams meet, but it's a significant enhancement." Rosenthal said. Now that medical specialists are in demand more than ever, theres never been' a better time to consider Tex as Athletic Director De Loss Dodds Army Reserve Specialized Training. agree with Ro en thai on one point ~ it's anything but perfect. He contends that tf the The Army Reserve can train you in one of a wide variety of medical specialties from Respiratory Specialist, Lon ghorn were to win the SWC and to Practical Nurse, to Pharmacy Specialist. You'll serve part, time, near home, usually one weekend a month, Nebra ka were to take the Big Eight and the plus two weeks a year. team were ran ked o. 1 and No. 2, there Starting out can be easier than ever, too, through one of our financial assistance programs. Our new would ·ti ll be no national championship Specialized Training for Army Readiness (SD\R) program is a great example. If you qualify, we'll help pay for game be ause the teams are committed to your tuition, books and fees at a local, Army-approved civilian school of your choice. difierent bowls. And countless scenarios like Think about it. that co uld rui n the ideal championship Then, think about us. game. "The be tthing for u would be to have an See your Army Reserve Recruiter today. allian e with the flexibility for any possible Or calll-800-USA,ARMY. national ham pion," he said. "The econd best thin g wou ld be to do nothing. The worst po ible thing would be to leave it (the BE ALL YOU CAN BE. proposed bowl alliance). n All th e bowl bosses have sounded their ARMY agreement wi th the plan, and Fiesta Bowl officials are particularly pleased. RESERVE That bowl, played in Tempe, Ariz., was chosen from a group of games vying for the fourth slot in the agreement, including the Citru , Ga tor, Bl ockbuster and Holiday bowl . Conspicuous by its absence is the Rose Bowl , the only major game whose teams are amomatically determined. The Big Ten and Pac- 10 end their champions to Pasadena each yea r. If a No. 1 or No. 2 team comes from those conferences, the Rose Bowl co ul d render the new alliance's top match ups meaningless. Granted, the last team to emerge from Pasade na as national champion was the U. of Southern California in 1972. However, in most of 1991's preseason polls, the Big Ten 's Michiga n and Pac-lO 's Washington are among the Lop three picks in the nation. Add perennial power Penn State to the Big Ten ched ule in 1993, and it fu rther damages the alliance's chances of fielding a title game. Confused? Probably, but most agree that the arrangement takes at least a small step toward creating a national championship game. "I think it's better than what we have ever had ," said Florida State Athletic Director Bob Coin. "They went back and looked at it and found that 12 out of the last 15 years, num ber one would have been against number two (if this system was used) . "It means that there is more flexibilty and ~e bowls are going to be rewarded with the highest ran kings. I think that's good. n ~Jim Tincher, Oklahoma Daily, and john Sh1ptey, The Daily Iowan, also c011tributed to this story. You wotit believe what can cando.

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