100 Lose Room Service, 60 Students Left At Inn BHvrr.cny AMY. JACOVEstelt Writer S dents out of*V th e hotel in pairs. Some of the students re quested to be housed with someone whom they met at Over sixty UM students have yet tu receive housing the Inn. on campus. They are still living at the University Inn "We tried to honor their requests as best as we According to George Shoffner, director of Housing, could. But. that was rather difficult because most of housing officials began moving some students on cam­ the rooms wre only half empty," Shoffner said pus last Tuesday. According to Shoffner. the 60 students who are still Shoffner said that all of the 20 students from the at the University Inn should be on campus by mid-Oc­ Howard Johnson's have been moved out and are now tober living on campus He said that there is a certain amount of guesswork "We moved these students out first because then- involved when students apply for housing as they must are fewer of them and they are more detached from decide how many students will show up. This year, campus." Shoffner said Residence Halls overbooked by 8 percent of their full Of the 160 students who were at the University housing capacity. Inn, 100 students have been moved onto campus. The reason that it takes so long for the students to Shoffner said that they are moving the students on get into permanent housing is that an individual's space campus according to the date that his office recieved is held until after late registration Shoffner said that their housing application. students are stil arriving. He also said that they were trying to grant the stu­ According to Shoffner, although there are mixed dents their specific requests for a particular building feelings on the part of students staying at the Iniversi However, most of the students have been moved into ty Inn, there are relatively few complaints. XAterrv Hurricane **»UCA BAIBI) the 960 and 1968 complexes. "Some students want to stay there," Shoffner said "There were as many as 100 students reassigned to Shoffner didn't know exactly when the remaining Simlrnts \n Still Tryiag l«» Kbwc lata Dorm* places on campus as of last Monday." Dr William But­ students will be noved in "At this point, we have to depend on attrition to ler, vice president for Student Affairs said . . . nil at I nitertity fun uill be inmcd i»n/ durum October Shoffner said that they are trying to move the stu­ create the vacancies in the buildings." Shoffner said THE Volume 55, Number 12 Friday. October 5, 1979 Phone 284-4401 Stanford Orders Apartment Task Force

By PETER HAMM Hurricane Staff Writer

A preliminary meeting of the newly-chartered "Task Force on Apartment Area Development" was held last week. The Task Force, created by UM President Henry King Stanford, discussed future plans for the de­ velopment of the land on which campus apartments are situated. Stanford said that the purpose of the new committee is threefold: • "To examine the alternatives for residence life in the apartment area, which includes single student and married student housing units on the campus. • "To make a careful analysis of the costs associated with these alternatives examined and to provide recommendations for the financing of each alternative. • "To list the alternatives in priority order and make recommendations as to the appropriate time table for implementation of the alternatives." The group is chaired by Vice President for Student Affairs Dr. William Butler and consists of members of the administration, as well as concerned residence halls Career Strategy: personnel and student representa­ tives from married housing and stu­ dent housing, and Undergraduate Student Body Government (USBG) President Paul Novack. Learn The Game 'iiur tir.i mactijtg wu an orga­ 1 '" By bOHl HARKIS I nizational one. We discussed the New* Editer findings of the special consultants that the University called in, and Do you know what your most marketable skills are' Can you choose have set a target of three months to a job with a big future? arrive at a plan of action," Butler Answers to these and other questions will be provided by the "Career said. Doctor," Dr. Charles Moore, at a special career workshop The day-long "The committee's work is essen­ event will be held tomorrow in the Flamingo Ballroom in the Student tial to the University's future. UM Union must improve its residence facilties, especially the apartment buildings Moore, a career strategist from the National Institute of Career Plan­ Students are just not satisfied with ning in New York, will present a discussion of career management tech­ what they are getting in facilties." niques, tactics, and tools he has developed. Interviewing techniques, pro­ Novack said motion strategy, and resume writing will be examined The recommendations of the con­ Local sultants, employed by the Real Es­ companies tate Corporation, suggested the or­ with career ganization of the task force. opportunities They believe that the University such as area property, which will be im­ Xerox. pacted by a new metrorail rapid Ryder, and )on ian inni tin inner tlittt'* transit system, should not be com­ Racal-Milgo beta for \ou onii lenrti how to mercially developed at this time. will have ex­ The new rapid transit system is hibits. eley the •ruiHe." being constructed between Ponce The pro­ de Leon Boulevard and US-1. Since gram is de­ the University Station will be locat­ signed for ed directly across from a nine-acre graduating ______strip of apartment buildings, Butler seniors, dis- X~»~X«_____B_____» and the group believe that the prop­ placed home- erty will become a more essential makers, people changing area of campus than it is currently. careers midlife, and those look­ The apartment complex is cur­ ing to be more promotable in rently divided into three sections: their own company. No Veto ! one adjacent to Eaton Hall, one next According to literature from to Ponce de I.eon, and a third area the School of Continuing Stud­ By AMY JACOVES located across US-1 next to the Uni­ ies, "people change their career Hurricene Staff Writer versity Inn. known as the Universi­ paths on the average of three Miami Hurricane ELLEN MULLI&AN ty Park Apartments times and their place of empk>> The October 2 issue of the Hurri­ Avi Hoffman shines in The Sly Fox which opened at the Ring on Wednesday. The Recent renovations include im­ ment six times. cane incorrectly stated that UM Miami premiere of 'Fox' opens the new Ring season. Kevin Hawkins was there, and tells provements in the Honors dorm. "You can find the career President Henry King Stanford ve­ International house, and the Athlet­ that's best for you once you toed the use of the Lane Recreation all in Entertainment. ic dorm. learn how to play the game." Center by Women's Intercollegiate The seminar i.s sponsored by Athletics during the hours of 4-6 the American Business Women's p.m Association (ABWA) and the However. Stanford did not veto UM Office of Professional De­ the decision. velopment. At • meeting held September 25 The cost for students and between Stanford and the Campus ABWA members is $15. All Sports and Recreation (CSR) Board. Dialogue '79 Called To Order CSR informed the President that others pay $20. Proceeds go to a scholarship fund. they feel that the hours of 4-6 p.m By JANE L. MARCUS Registration begins at 8 a.m should be open for student use Newt Ettiter tomorrow. The workshop will "I delayed making my decision In an effort to open communica­ be held from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m hoping they would come to a deci­ tions between the Administration with a break for lunch. sion on their own If they can't and undergraduates, Dialogue 1979. More information can be ob­ come to a decision, it will ultimate­ a student forum, was held last tained by calling Linda Seiffert ly come to me for a decsion." Stan­ week. at X3933. ford said Dialogue meetings are held at least once a semester, where mem­ bers of the administration and stu­ dents can talk about campus related issues The meeting is attended by all On the Inside major department heads, adminis­ trative vice presidents. UM Presi­ dent Henry King Stanford, mem­ bers of the Undergraduate Student Body Government (USBG). and Hurricanes travel to Tallahassee undergraduate students. At Dialogue '79. the major issues this afternoon for their battle against discussed were the athletic deficit, parking lot vandalism, residence Florida A&M Tomorrow. Howard hall "overbooking." Computerized Advanced Registration System Schnellenberger predicts Page 10 (CARS), tuition rebate plan, bi­ weekly payroll for students and policy on political speakers on cam­ pus. Honors Program May Be For U Page 2 According to Vice President for Rimmshof LooK^ Ar Intercollegiates Pag«? 5 Student Affairs, Dr. William Butler, Whet s Up This W€€K€HD Page 6 the Dialogue meetings have proven to he "very helpful in the past." Going Bald - Here's What To Do Page 8 Dialogue meetings are to be plan­ ned for the future, with the time to It's All Personal and Classified Page 9 be established by USBG and the Of­ Students \IMI \t.in.iiis|r*itor*. \l Dialogue WW fice of the Vice President of Student . . . pertinrnl MMM iiinifrium / M an- disi i< *«*i/ Affair^ V. *»-_• 2 - THt MIAMI HURRICANE - Friday. October 8. 1979 NEWS BRERS -UPDATE- Mahoney/Pearson Gov't To Improve

MEETINGS AROUND CAMPUS By BARBARA FERREIRO "We won all five major trophies last year, studio and a recreation room to be built in the • 1 _ea COMPLEX GOVERNMENT- 1968 Government will meet Tueedey at 9;IS pjn. m Hurricane Staff Writer but there is a lot of pride in winning, in proving used space in the dorm. th* 196a eeminar room. AH teeidenta should attend. In the Mahoney/Pearson government elec- that your dorm is unified and cohesive." Besides complex resident participation, this • FNEMCH CLUB Th*r* will be I French Club meeting on Wednesday. Oct. 10 at 4 p.m. in tions held September 18, Jim Redogna was The government also had an October Fest on year's government is also aiming for greater Room 2268 of th* Studant Umon. Thw will be the fast confaranc*. Baked* an Franc*." -v*ry- elected president. Also elected were Karen Wednesday night with a German theme featur­ inter-governmental activity. on* M invited to atMnd Kahan, vice president; Maryann Malette and ing beer, pretzels, door prizes and a German "We want to get involved with other dorms, Nan Markowitz, secretaries; and Gary Garten- band. get ideas from them, and give them ideas, there­ • MUSLIM STUOENT ORGANIZATION: Th* org*n*.ation wi meet today at 1 p m. in berg, treasurer. "I want to improve dorm life as a wholr hv by unifying resident students on campus. There Room 2260 of th* Studant Umon Jummah Prayer and *x*cutiws committee meeting following The new government stresses an increase in improving maintenance, housekeeping, and resi­ is a lot of apathy here." Redogna said. resident involvement and plans major innova­ dent facilities, rather than just working on the The first such inter-dorm project is the hal- • JESUS STUOENT 8 FELLOWSHIP: Th* Jesua Students feHowship wilt meet every Fr>- tions in inter-governmental dorm activities in partying aspects." loween party planned for the Mahoney/Pear­ d*y at 7 30 p.m. and Sunday at 11 am in Room 246 ot th* Studant Union, and every Tue*- an attempt to unify resident students on cam­ According to Markowitz. the government son. 960 and 1968 complexes on the Student d*y at 7:30 p.m. m Room 226A of th* Student Umon. pus. has already formed a maintenance-oriented Union patio. "I would like to see everybody in the com­ committee "to make sure that residents care "Usually people feel that dorms are always • UM COMPUTER CLUB: Th* Computer Club wiH meet Thursday. Oct. 11 at 4 30 p mm plex involved, rather than have a select group of about maintenance." in competition with each other But if we can Room 246 of th* Studant Umon Or. Howard wa lacture on 'Computer Sanuletian end Human governors doing all the work," Redogna said. Mahoney/Pearson government is dlso im­ have a Halloween party,one must be subjected Interaction." Redogna hopes for more participation and proving housekeeping facilities by supplying the to their food; nicer surroundings, and cheerful tougher competition from the Mahoney-Pearson front desk with vacuum cleaners, hoses, and ex­ help, make the burger easier to swallow," Re­ a GEOOVSSEY: Thar* will be a Geody*My meeting on Wednesday. Oat. 17. at 6 p.m. at complex in the Homecoming activities. tension cords. Plans are underwav for a dance dogna said. SA42. There will Hide show and everyone i* welcome.

a GOSPEL CHOW The Gospel Choir will meet every Mondey from 4-5 p m. and Fndey trom J 30-5 p m at th* 8 CM. across from Mahoney. Naw comers ar* welcome. USBG Votes For Fence a WVUM: The radio station will be having a general staff meeting Tuesday Oct 9 at 7 p.m. in room 2268 of th* Student Union. Anyone interested in radio is invited to attend. By PETER HAMM on the evening of August 29. Is Honor Program Hurricane Staff Wrilar Security officials at that time at­ a FIRST AID The Red Cross will be presenting a first aid course beginning Oct.10 « 7 p.m. tributed the problem to insufficient Sign up m the Student Activities. Leisure Recreation office, Student Umon. room 232. The Undergraduate Student Body lighting and the proximity of the Government (USBG) Senate voted residence hall to Ponce de Leon Right For You? in favor of supporting a University Boulevard. ON CAMPUS HAPPENINGS inquiry into the possibility of erect­ A move to erect such a fence, a HURRICANE BAT GIRL TRYOUTS Be a bat girl for the baseball team. Come to a intor­ ing a chainlink fence around the however, would first involve secur­ mation meeting Oct 26 at 9 p m. in the International Lounge or call Patty at 279-0690. Bring Pearson Hall parking lot. ing a variance to the Coral Gables By CATHY HICKEY looking for a job. a picture of yourself. The Pearson lot was recently zoning law. The restriction involves Hurricane Staff Writer The responsibilities of an active subjected to a large number of auto the placement of fences adjacent to Students who have less than 60 honors student include the mainte­ a COISO: Tnere will be a party every Wednesday from 7 to 9 p m m tha International break-ins. The problem climaxed U.S. 1. which runs parallel to the credits and a 3.3 grade point aver­ nance of an overall grade point av­ Lounge of the Student Union All international and American students are welcome. with nine reported thefts in that lot University on the Pearson Hall side. age are eligible for admission to the erage of 3.3. The student must also Honors Program. be enrolled in at least one honors a UM ROWING CLUB Anyone interested in xommg a rowing club call Stephan Orove at course per semester. 358-1 111 or Tom Weaver at X3120. The MIAMI HURRICANC "Dean John Harrison (of the Hon­ ors Program) has been requesting In order to graduate with general a LEISURE RECREATION: The search for instructors for th* Spring program • on. Call invites you ro a staff Communications Depart­ SAT scores, too, so the applicant honors, students must have a mini­ X5646 if you have a special interest or talent vou wish to share. meeting Tuesday, Octo­ ment, will speai\ to the should have at least a 1200 on mum of 24 credits in honors classes those," Barbara Clark, administra­ with at least 12 of those being 300, a HOMECOMING: So vou think you re funny' Well prove it by entering Homecoming's ber 9 at 4:30 p.m. in staff. Writers and pho­ tive assistant of the Honors Pro­ 400, or 500 level courses. Search for the Best Comedian Contest You must be a full time undergraduate student to the Student Union tographers are wel­ gram, said. "Students on the curriculum enter the contest Applications are available m the Homecoming office, on the second floor of All applications are reviewed ei­ committee of the Honors Student the Union Also tickets for the Room 226-A. Dr. Rawl- come to attend. ther by Clark or Dean Harrison. Association have been working ings. Chairman of the The advantages of being an hon­ with the faculty to improve and up­ a THE BLACK BOX THEAIRr ors student are many varying from date the choice of honors courses." the ability to audit any class free of Joe Durnell. president of the honors a An evening of three ebaurdist one act plays: The Sandboi. The Day th* Whor*a students, said. Cam* Out To Play Tennis. Th* Whit* Whore and th* Bit Players Showing Oct. S. t, 7 charge to the freedom to research at 8 03 Dadeland and study in the stacks of the li­ "There are 228 active honors stu­ Family Planning Clinic brary. dents this semester, and they are . a p.m. in th* Theatre Arts Building. Other bonuses include living in very involved," Clark said. USBG GRIPELINE: • Free Pregnancy Testing the air-conditioned apartment Many belong to the Honors Stu­ • Legal Abortions to 20 weeks building 22. participating in intra­ dents Association, which lobbies for a Got a problem, with faculty, staff housing, food, administration. *tc 7 CaH th* • Immediate Appointments mural sports with the Purple better classes and studying condi­ USBG Gripeline at 284 HELP, 24 hours a day. seven days • week AH complaints will • Student Rates Available Threads team, contributing to the tions for honors students and orga­ ba kept confidential. 665-5424 Pboenix (the Honors Students' mag­ nizes social and cultural activities HILLEL APPROVED BY WOMEN'S REFERRAL azine), and participating in the Hon­ and special lectures. a son-profit organization liner /972 ors Student Association. To apply to the Honors Program, e ISRAELI DANCING *v*ry Tuasday from 7 to 11 p.m beginning tonight BUILO THE In addition, graduating with de­ a student should request the appro­ SUKKAH tomorrow at Noon DELI DINNERS every Wednesday st 6 p m SHABBAT DIDII mo TO mum. MIQI twusli WOSMMI DINNER ANO FESTIVAL SERVICES will bs held in the Sukkah Friday at 6 p m. Make t, panel *. * t I si and V Kmd.*ll Drive partmental or general honors are an priate forms from the Dean, Pro­ dinner reservations by noon Thursday. -ii roes front Dadeland M.*ll advantage when applying to profes­ grams In Honors and Privileged SEC _Cfy_ s \X vs si Medical ( rntri .,1 Hadrland sional or graduate schools or when Studies, 205 Ashe Building.

a Jimmy Buffet ticketa are on sale for $7 50 in the Student Union Breerway this week Ther* is • limit*d number for Friday Oct. 12 concert at Miami Jai-L*i Fronton. CAREER PLANNING AND PLACEMENT

a On campus interviews for students graduating in 1979. 1980. and atumrn for ca r**r. graduate, and professional study opportunities nationwide and international ara beginning now. Sign up in Building 37V. INFORMATION * BUS SERVICE FOR BEE GEES CONCtRT: Tickets are S3 per person for bus service to concert tomorrow night They will be available starting this week in room 232 of the Union. Call X5732 for more info.

a HOT LINE f-md out what s happening X3333 Student Activities Hot line. MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY ASSOCIATION

a Students cen sign up for MDA committee in order to be part of this worth while fund raiser everyday from ° e m tn 5 p m. in Room 240 of tha Student Union. For more information call Armando at X3082. BIOMEDICAL ENGINEERING

e The third in the Department of Biomedical Engineering Colloquium Series will be held on Wednesday. Oct 10 from 121 p.m. in Room 130-C. Ambulatory Car* Center Jeckson Memorial Medical Center Mr. Leonard Pinchuk. graduate studant in Biomedi cal Engineering will speak on Development of a Prosthetic Uninary Bladder. ' OMICROM DELTA KAPPA:

e All ODK selection applications are due today at 5 p.m. in Room 232 of tha Student Union. Any problems cell Vicky Corrigsn at 667-2274. ART FESTIVAL

a Attention all artistic UM students! The Homecoming Art Faetival ts Oct 12. For in­ formation, contact the Homecoming office at X3578. FRIENDS OF PHYSICS

a Th* Museum of Scienc* will be holding a op*n house for museum affiliates and or- denizations Saturday Oct 13 from 2 to 10 p.m and Sunday Oct. 14 from noon to 6 p.m. It is free to te public STUDENT LOAN AGENCY.

• Studant Loans ar* aveilable in the USBG office Mondey through Friday, from 1 to S p.m. Loans up to S30 er* available in room 240 of th* Studant Union. INNER EAR

e The Inner Ear is open Mondey through Friday in building 21P. Th* lnn*r Ear is in its second year of counseling services Come m for a visit from 1-4 p.m. or caH b* tw**n t 8 p — at X. 3181 COUNSELING CENTER: Maserati Merck or • Th* UM Counseling C*nt*r is currently offering • program designed to improvs study skills and reduce enxtety in test taking situations. CaH .5611 or stop by th* Counseling Center (Building 21RI to make en appointment end learn mora about the Lamborghini Silhouette? progrem. NIGHTWATCH:

e Nightwatch needs two female workstudy students to act as part of a night time escort teem For mors information please call John Stolfi at s-3082. UADERSHIP TRAINING PROGRAM.

a Applications to* the first LTP mav ba picked up in the Dean of Students Office IButtdmg 21E) from Oct. 6-7. You must currently ba holding a leadership position to attend MUDENT ACADEMIC SERVICES CENTER: If you know,•• • a tt you have an academic problem call X6800 or atop by Buttdmg 48K. USBC SPECIAL EVENTS: you probably know • Students ere needed to represent USSG m tfieie Homecoming actwtt***. For mote •nfocell X30S2 SJUD-NT UNION PROGRAM COUNCIL: StPau&GirlBeer. • Position* arm open for executive chetrmen for the fine arte, special an—la, recreation, and arts / exhibition committees. Contact Carlos at X4J61. People who know the difference in CAREER PLANNING ANO PLACEMEN!; fine things know the difference between >- • Mini *etnif*er* on reeume development and fob interviewing ti imported beer and St. Pauli Girl, the z nfferad tor *H student* and alumni. Stop by Building 37B to tagiatar, (barga. superb imported German beer. "Girl" fanciers favor St. Pauli Girl I LECTURES with its delicious, full-bodied flavor and _• a LE ISUPE mt CPE aTION>. •"Does Eva-rifting C*us* Cancer r w* be the ascend In • sen* sparkle. Many have even discovered 1 ft aapm tree se-iiners presented by member ol the comphrenensive Cancer Canter. Sheldon Greer wii spest on Tuesdey, Oct 9 at 7 p.m. m th* international Lounge. St. Pauli Girl Dark with its hearty and

e FHtST AID MINI COUPS* First class maatmg w* be Wednesday Oct 10 at 7 p m k distinctive German richness. Room 241 of the Student Union Claas sue is limited so pleess call the i-mur* Reci latajiir Stu nent Activities offic* at X6646 to reserve a space.

e AOVANCEO INTEBNATIoaiAL STUMS: On Tueedey Oct 9. at 6 30 p m me Cantor lor - Anvsnced intarnationei Studie* pr***nts Dr Niels J. Tho*g*rs*n Director ot th* press snd mtor- r-ation Office of the European Community in Da-mar*, to ta* about Sov**t Umon and th* Eu­ ropean Community.' H* art* b* at the Center for Advanced mt*m«tion*l Studies at 1631 Bras cia.

* NOVELIST SPEAKS Rhode Lermen author end UM alumna ear* open th* Fnands of me UM Library '979-80 «*ason at a dmn— rnestmg Friday. Oct 12 at 6 30 p m in Leu Founders Med Tickets ae S10 50 tor dmner for mors mfo can Paul F***n progr*m charman at X3232

a PHILOSOPHY 0* Alan Goldman will lecture on Political Ethics Washing The Dirty I Hands on Fr.dsv Oct 12 at 3 p.m m Room 190 o» th* laerrong Cenwr M* •* th* author o I Justtcs snd flevers* Discrimination, and Th* Moral Founoations of Professional Ethics. Maserati If its "Flying Buttress' rear-quarter treatment didnt tip you {Silhouette has air scoops' i Ms Liberty should have Factory Lamborghims are no longer imported Butts have to spend small fortunes to maK»theT>. u.S legal • V_> a Friday, October 5, 1979 - THE MIAMI HURRICANE Pi » 3 Bi-Weekly Pay Held Until April 3

By GIGI OTERO the motion for bi-weekly payment, not be ready for another 18 months. to once again consider the request Hurricene *••« Writer but because immediate implementa­ At a student/administration dia­ made two years earlier. After three years of deliberation, tion of the new system would re­ logue meeting held on December At another meeting held last Fri­ the bi-weekly pay schedule for col­ quire $19,600 in extra funds, the 1977, Dr. John Green, executive day, a tentative date for the imple- | lege work study students will go Council referred the matter to the vice president for Administration mentation of the bi-weekly pay into effect in April, 1980. Budget Committee and Finance (who is no longer with schedule was set at April, 1980 The Undergraduate Student Body The Budget Committee decided UM), stated that "the complete Government (USBG) has stated re­ not to allocate additional funds for computerized payroll program is "The administration committed peatedly since August 1976 that the implementation and conveyed that not scheduled to be implemented themselves to an April 1980 date pay periods for student employees decision to USBG in October 1976. until January 1980." for the bi-weekly pay schedule to should be changed from monthly to The committee's rationale for deny­ be operational. Although there have bi-weekly. ing funds was that the development In July 1978. a formal request been setbacks, we still hope that of a computer payroll system, was made by Dr. William Butler, the commitment becomes reality in In September, the UM Council of which would accomodate payroll vice president of Student Affairs, to April," Paul Novack, USBG Presi­ Vice Presidents agreed to support for the student personnel, would the Budget Committee urging them dent said First Aid Sip into .something Comfortable . Specie! te the Hurricene What if your roommate cut his *—_i hand, passed-out from over-indul­ llu'res nothing like C O IB fori ' gence, fell off his bicycle, or fainted from sunstroke ... how would you Smooth. Delicious. 1 .i-*y to -,ip. It .-*. —i react? I.i-*tcs good in-xt poured over ice. ih.it's why ii makes mixed drinks Leisure Recreation is sponsoring a course entitled Standard First Aid t_ste so nun.li bette c too and Personal Safety The class will meet Monday and Wednesday nights for five sessions beginning Wednesday at 7 p.m. in room 241 of the Student Union. Southern x-*__,.zr-*._'/_,_-. Barbara Yetkow from the Ameri­ can Red Cross will provide instruc­ tion to prepare people to meet the Comfort needs of situations when emergen­ cy first aid care is required and great with: medical assistance is not excessive­ ly delayed. The total course is fif­ Cola e Bitter Lemon teen hours long and will include an introductory movie and several Tonic e 7UP • orange bandaging practice sessions. juice ... even milk Sign up in the Student Activities office, room 2.12 of the Student - " • Union, or call X5646 for more in­ Nothings so delicious as Comfort • on-the-rocksl formation. .

PASTRAMI KOSHER BALOGN A LIMERICK! SALAD CORNED BEEF TWINING TEAS PIS1 LAKE STURGEON DANISH PORTSALUT CC BISCUITS TUNA SALAD FRENCH GOURMAI PEPPI Restaurant • Delicatessen BA b (J/ll it Caterers • Appetizers

CBiS Gourmet Foods ITAf Buffett Daydreamin CC m flfMiiT/g CHEf. No, this is not the line for the Ibis DANISH BUTl A Nostalgic Delicatessen DOFOST PAULTm^rsFISS^^Cri CAVIAR Cafeteria, nor registration, or check cash­ PATE r,AI.-,On COCKIAII. FRANKS SMOKr I and Appetizer Store ing. Well, do you give up7 It's the line for SWISS HCPJO r>kl SERVES FRENCH CHAMP* Jimmy Buffett concert tickets, and within PRLSI. RV. S IRISH WILI.WOOD PR! Sf HVfcS Catering Orders SALAD RM-r-1 I'lOPROK. '.IU FMIJIISHRI TlCKtT^ I one hour, 200 tickets were sold out And SMOKEDCAkP r;iSMAIK.KH "..rv. \r*or v Now Accepted l_.Hu tr*> OM we bet you couldn't tell this wasn't an or -LDDEN AUSTRIAN FM il i'.iA' k' "iACAF dinary line. What gave it away was what PATEMAIaON COCKrAll. FRANKS SMOKf I the people were thinking about " ... SWISS HERO PRI SERVES FRENCH CHAMPA PRESERVES IRISH WILI.WOOD PRESERVES Wasting away in Marguentaville SALAD RAFFf I TO PROI *UC 1 S FNGLISH B' 6901 Rod Road Tal: 665-3661 changes in attitudes and . .. why don't SMOKED TAfvP olSMARCK H R,il~G SMOC we get drunk and ..." LEDDEN AUSTRIAN t.MMl i'.fA' *R '•IACAH Whoro Coral Gablo. mead South Miami BASKETS ISAAC GELLISTRANKEC'iTERS I' COLLEGE GRADS AND SENIORS Wknted: PILOT anil ipvited...,. ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICER JUDGE ADVOCATE OFFICER AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL OFFICER LOGISTICS OFFICER AIRCRAFT MAINTENANCE OFFICER MILITARY POLICE OFFICER AVIONICS OFFICER MOTOR TRANSPORT OFFICER COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER PUBLIC AFFAIRS OFFICER COMPUTER ENGINEER OFFICER SUPPLY OFFICER CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION OFFICER TANK OFFICER DISBURSING OFFICER TELECOMMUNICATIONS SYSTEMS OFFICER MONDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1979 ELECTRONICS OFFICER WEAPONS SYSTEMS ENGINEER OFFICER ENGINEER OFFICER WEATHER SERVICE OFFICER 7:00 to 9:00 P.M. INFANTRY OFFICER AIRBORNE RECONNAISSANCE OFFICER OPEN TO ALL STUDENTS AT THE BEAUTIFUL FACULTY CLUB MENU SHRIMP SCAMPI RICE SOUP FLORENTINE *%^\ *»V*s a - LOBSTER TAIL CEASAR SALAD ._# Marine ASPARAGUS SPEARS fir -PRIME RIB POTATOES DELMONICO >*P FRESH STRAWBERRIES Corps DESSERT v* r COCKTAILS AVAILABLE 4_> _ Officer With Meal Card PRICES With out Meal Card $5.75 LOBSTER $10.75 Commissioning 4.75 PRIME RIB 9.25 Programs 4.90 SHRIMP SCAMPI 8.90 CALL 3652 FOR MORE INFORMATION FACULTY AND STAFF WELCOME TICKETS MAY BE PURCHASED NOW THROUGH The Few.The Proud.The Marines. MONDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1979 AT THE DOOR OF THE HURRICANE, 960 CAFETERIA AND 730 CAFETERIA

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THt Poet a,r T~t _*infcO MATIOMJ By C. ALEXANDER 6. SECADA UM Air Hot Hurricaae leiterialt Writer

A furor has erupted in the West­ ern Hemisphere with the revelation And Cold by Sen Frank Church ofcombat troops'' on the island of Cuba. Church, Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, re­ It is always either too hot or too cold at UM. vealed this information as a result The air conditioning either works in super-duper full blast or of political pressure put to him in his attempts for re-election Florida it doesn't work at all. Senator, Richard Stone, badgered On the second floor of the Student L'nion the air is never less the Stale Department into releasing than arctic We at The Hurricane never quite know how to come intelligence reports regarding the dressed for work in the morning. troops, and his name has been in the Anticipating the heat of the day we often dress sparsely (those forefront of the controversey, as long treks across campus can get awfully sweaty), but when we has Sen. Henry Jackson. • get to the office after a day of classes the burst of cold is enough to It is because of Mr Stone that the cause pnuemonia. State Dept made the information So, trying to anticipate the fridgitity of the Union office, we public, and that is commendable of him. having served his constituent y sometimes dress for winter, only to find un-air conditioned classes (many who are from the island). fully equipped with windows that don't open. However, the Senator has resorted Joe Pineda, Director of The Student Union, says the reason for to grandstanding in attempts to the cold on the second floor is the computerized air conditioning capture the national spotlight. Un­ system that has not worked properly for seven years. fortunately, he succeeded, only to be pushed back by Church, Jackson The reason for the sweatbox classrooms is because the UM ad­ ttCo. ministrators have been taking their own sweet time allocating money for the necessary renovations and repairs. Sen. Church has now pegged the withdrawal of Soviet troops from The solution: Always have an extra set of something else to Cuba, as conditional to the ratifica­ wear in case your daily predictions were wrong. tion of the Strategic Arms Limita­ tion Treaty (SALT II). despite earli­ er statements to the contrary. lukes line Again, it is Mr Church's political career at stake, and best SALT II be* sunk than he.

Sen. Jackson has staled that the Drive That Blood The Trash Runneth Over Cuban military force represents a threat to the United States, our al­ Before entering UM a freshman grass People find it necessary to lies and friends in this hemisphere, We have a word of warning for all of you folks who plan on recieves paraphanelia describing use the lawn instead of the desig­ "and our vital lines of communica­ participating in the Homecoming Blood Drive. , the university and its' programs Ai nated spaces. The evidence of the tion." Mr Jackson continues that. There's a rival drive on campus. the sight of this pamphlet these pro­ cars'presence can be seen in the nu­ attack submarines supplied to Cuba spective students are astonished at merous patches, of grass which are by the Soviets are "capable of lay­ The Homecoming Blood Drive, held on Oct. 15-17 is run for the sight of the campus. torn up daily. ing mines covertly off our coast, the benefit of Mount Sinai. The John Elliot Blood Bank is also run­ Palm trees being gently lossed in The litter around campus is em- constituting (in numbers) a major ning a blood drive on Monday. the wind are common sight in most harassing. threat to our oil supplies." The Cold Those of you who plan on sticking with getting stuck by our UM public relation releases. Lake Trash cans are empty because of Warrior is once again beating down old friends at Mount Sinai cannot take part in the John Elliot event. Osceola is shown as a clean body of the dumping which is done on the the well-worn path of Russia and water which is usrd for skiing, ca­ grounds her satellites are ready, at a mo­ We figure that the Homecoming event is a little better value in noeing and many other aquatic ac­ The sad fact about all of this is ment's notice, to bear down upon the long run. While you're giving your blood, you'll be getting back tivities. that UM is a beautiful campus be­ the United States. Every beer company in existence neath all the rubbish. Each college points. Areial shots of the Rosenstiel must have a can floating some ha.s that certain ambience. Chapel I think Sen. Jackson's argument School of Marine Science are a fa­ where in the lake Mill has rolling hills. Harvard has Is somewhat dated. Throughout vorite Biscayne Bay surrounds the Many parts of GSceola resemble ivy creeping all over the place. And Latin America, nations friendly school with beautiful greenery on an oil slick in the Atlantic The odor Colorado has beautiful mountains with the Soviet Union have been re­ the seashore. of this lake is enough to keep any­ surrounding it And UM . . . well . . . ceiving technical and military as­ UM i.s represented well in these one away. The shore of Ihe lake is UM is not the country.club many sistance, yet none pose any threat brochures. The lawns are always littered with papers and wrappers have depicted il to be. to our national security Is it Cuba's bright green with assorted foliage a 0 The ducks are even having a hard close distance Real war, with nu­ pleasent sight for all. The grounds that could be plush, time waddling around through the clear weapons.ran be ai * omplished The grounds are always green and fertile are trodden over Ring Around UM in a matter of minutes, with deci­ mush 'groomed' to resemble astroturf by cars, people and others sions centrally controlled in Mos­ There is never a leaf on the ground There has always been a rumour There are many groups on cam­ cow or Washington In this day and age of sex. drugs, and wild parties, it's good to and the sidewalks are always of an alligator lurking in the lakes' pus which are trying to restore UM know that there still exists some cultural activities for our stu­ shown emaculate. depths. However, the gator has set to it's original beauty. An environ­ to be spotted this semester. The an­ The United States' and the free dents. mental group on campus partakes world's oil supplies could be much However, once on campus, the swer is simp.le enough; the pollution in different activities during the Cultural activities such as the Lowe Art Museum, Gusman new student is brought into the killed him off. Canoers and skiers more threatened if one or two fa­ year in an effort to beautify Ihe natics assumed power in the Middle Concert Hall, and our very own Theatre-in-the-Round, the Ring world of reality. The campus which are now pondering whether it's campus. looked beautiful in print now looks worth battling the garbage for East, and instigated the destruction Theatre. of the supply al the primary source: the dump it is so often referred tn some time on the lake. Professor Frank Perry is involved "Sly Fox'* opened the Ring's 1979 - 1980 season Wednesday The well What prevents it from as The shock is unsurmountable Is with a beautification project In an The Rosensteil School is littered happening is the knowledge lhat night. The play, as reviewed on page 6, was superb in every detail. this the same school which I applied effort to curb vandalism and un­ on all sides by weekend visitors to such actions constitute aggressive UM's own students, many majors in our Drama Department, to? asks the battled ttuAem. sightly abuse of our campus Per­ Key Biscaynt* \\'% -I«K> hidden hv action against a sovereign state, or Ihe palm trees which were ry's effort proves that both teachers filled the cast. The Ring provides an excellent starting ground for many dead palm frons The water an act of war. which could precipi­ blowing in the wind are shreaded and students can work together for these students who plan to further a career in acting after college. surrounding the school is even dirti­ tate global conflict. The Hurricane salutes the Ring Theatre, and the many fine ac­ with frons on the ground Ihe er then smudge in Lake Osceola a common goal trunks of these native trees are limp The grounds of UM are anything However, if sudents and others tors, actresses, and cast who add a little culture to a sometimes cul­ For the Senators to begin to hold and droop lifeless. but the astroturf which they are do not heed warnings about all hostage, and ransom off, the SALT ture-deprived campus. Lake Osceola looks very different made out to be. They are rut too in- this garbage this iampus will be a II is irresponsible and not in Ihe na­ And also to those behind the scenes students and faculty mem­ to say the least Ihe glass-like ap- fequently and when they are cut. real mess and fewer and fewer will tional interest. For whatever reason pearence is covered with almost the grass lies aorund for a ages. take the information in the bro­ bers, such as Hank Diers and Bob Ankrom who help make it all those Soviet troops are in Cuba, every type of garbage possible. Cars are now considered part of chures seriously. possible. they do not pose as great a threat as the rampant arms buildup by the superpowers. SAI T II dots not maintain actual reductions in arma­ ments Foreign policy perceptions by both parties do not permit such a Those Midterms iQpen mind 7 "radical" idea. Rather it seeks to contain and limit Ihe growth, and work towards a farther reaching goal. Are On The Way The Eye Has A New Face It is true that the stationing oT part of Saga's overall improvement troops by a foreign power violates _J The Eye ha.has a new face,. */e / Par' of Saga s overall improv emen 'The Eye' is better known as scheme. the concepts of the Monroe Doc­ It's that time again. trine, which limits the involvement ithe snack bar in the Studeni Union. I have a suggestion for Saga. of foreign states in the American Come next week the bulk of us will be faced with the hassles Most hungry people who can afford Would it be possible for you to hemisphere. But the doctrine can of that,halfway mark in the semester. not to eat there usually do just thai channel ihe bucks toward the food not be seriously invoked without In the past they have not been area of the dining department. It Farbeit for professors and the like to let the halfway mark bringing up American involvement well known for their expertise in debbie wilker seems logical to me that the culi­ pass by unnoticed. in a sphere where it too did not be­ the kitchen,but it looks as though nary aspects should override the So. you all better prepare yourselves, because time slips by long. Southeast Asia. improvements are on the way. aesthetic. faster than you think. We know the old story. You've been telling Perhaps some of you have al­ President Carter is accomodating yourself for weeks that midterms would never come. ready noticed the vast changes in­ f am not denigrating Saga in their himself to unjustifiable demands, Believe or not they are once again upon us. side "The Eye " The walls have effort to upgrade; like most people I and talk of reasserting the national been painted in a less boring de- enjoy the new look in 'The Eye." ' Yes, here it is midterm time .and it seems like the semester The regular bill of fare is not ter­ manhood is spreading. "JFK sign.there is a life size picture of an guess if one must be subjected tt. rible but it stands to reason that if wouldn't have handled it so." said a just began last week. 'eye'of a hurricane.and the em­ their food; nicer surroundings, and so much money has been poured gentleman to me. Yet this is not Sad but true, time is the essence of life. ployees have been outfitted in out­ cheerful help, make the burger easi­ into the atmosphere.it should fol­ 1962. and there are not missiles in lay little plaid mix and match sets er to swallow- low that they would also invest in Cuba, but troops (in the flesh). And looming high atop over the All kidding aside, it would not be cooking lessons for the help Al­ ^N microwave oven is their flashy new- fair if I didn't mention that plan- The New Yorker writes that if though it is a relief to receive my STAFF menu board for improving the food along with SALT II is'derailed in Irving to hamburger in a plastic authentic save ourselves from Cuban subma­ Pijblt*h«cl vtmt w*>#fciv during ih* actdemtc yen* Copyright 1971 by rhm Jackie Parker.manager for 'The the face are already in the work­ fast food style container. I would rines, we will have bought protec­ University of Miami Eye' told me that they will be im­ ings. rather have a better burger even if Copvf'Hh* Wbt* by Th* University o* Miami .Unrtwgrtduate Student Boov • plementing a pi/za program in tion from the imagined perils of a it's dripping on my lap. Post Office Box 248132, University of Miami. Coral Gablas. iearly November to compliment the Also worth knowing is the fact past age at the price of increased The next thing they'll be charg­ Florida 33124 rest of the improvemnets that the staff at 'The Eye' is an hon­ exposure to the real perils" of ihe r ing us for is a floor show. Why not? This publication is writ**" * ft erltted by students of the University p* Miami this pub­ I must admit that it certainly is a est group of souls Yesterday I pur­ present period. Tacked on to the price of our burg­ lication does not necessarily NpMMM ?h# wifwi end opinions o' rhe University s truetee*. pleasure to see improvements such chased a burger and a Tab with a fecultv or adn_.(njilf»tion ers, dogs and shakes is the cost of Serious reconsideraion to present as this in our eating establishments 10$ bill. I forgot to take my change all this facelifting Don't be m> foreign policy priorities is called for HARRY H. RIMM BOB KNAPP at UM, but one basic problem stfll and did not realize it until later in prised if they have a stand-up comic i if policy makers are to be so ab- exists: the food isn't worth the the day. I returned to 'The Eye' and Editor Business Manager in there at lunch hour tomorrow i sorbed by a minor international in- menu board it's printed on asked Jackie Parker to check if the Managing Editor Jaffray M. Weiss Our very own Business Manager. I cident. when questions of peace in I am not making blatant generali­ register was over at the close of the Naws Editors Lori Barrist, Jana Marcus Bob Knapp is the creative consult­ I the Middle Fast, and the loss of real zations here. I have eaten in The day. Sure enough, he came right on Editorial* Editor Ritchia H Lucas ant responsible for this endeavor. I influence in the American hemi- Eye' many times strictly because it upstairs to The Hurricane office Assistant Editorials Editor Maria Vega He says that this is only one small with my forgotten cash. ' sphere are of greater importance. Entartainmant Editor Kevin Hawkins i.--Q»-venie_- IQJOX .pfli___ Assistant Entartainmant Editor Lloyd Barry Tannan Spotlight Editor Dabbia Wilker Sports Editor Laura Waiss Assistant Sports Editor Killeen Krass Lines Lines; Everywhere Lines Photo Editor Brian Gart Assistant Photo Editors Arthur Blair Jr.. Jill J Stone Cartoonist Porfirio da la Cm. By CATHY HICKEY of me. Somehow, I have a lot more empathy for those folks in California Production Manager jiH Mayer Hurricane Cditenelt Writer who beat up their neighbors in gas lines Classified Ad Managar Chris Floro As I stand at the end of a seemingly infinite line leading up to the Of course there are those who have it worse than I do. Their names Circulation Managar Brian Esmay check disbursement window in the Ashe building. I wonder what psycho­ appear on a list somewhere in the housing office They are currently sta­ Staff Coordinator Janat Reynolds logical studies havr been done on the mentally numbing effects of waiting, tioned in hotels across the street waiting for other students to die. transfer, every day, for extended amounts of time I am trying to collect $31 that move, or go back home so they can live on campus These poor unfortu­ Senior Advisor George Southworth University Housing owes me nates have no lines against which to gauge their progress. They must place Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger I need to buy shoes. The lady in front of me wants to pay her rent their trust in fate and in George Shoffner The gentleman behind me will soon have to go hungry if he doesn't get the One cliche keeps pounding through my brain. "There's got to be an NEWS STAFF Gifli Otero Terry fern D,nixj> Duds Linda Huron Amy Jaeoves Andrew Ca check which was promised to him on Sept. 10. Day after day we make the easier way. There's got-to be an easier way." Too bad no one knows what pone Peter Hemm. Alma Mayo Kathy Mickey Jim Water. Marlene May Nea futerfas Debbie trek to the shrine of the check disbursement window. Day after day. the it is. All I know is that I am very tired and I still have a lot to do after I fin­ Goldberg Mike Feemster Grace Guade? Great God Bursar does not hear our prayers ish here It's a mystery to me how people who have real disputes with the EDITORIALS STAFF Amy Jaeoves Don Lewaon Mark Wooster I wonder what would happen if the shoe were on the other foot - if it financial aid office manage to get anything done at all. _»IT_»TAINM€NT STAFF Lcxi.de- Moller G*q, Olero D*bb*e Magid Don lawson Alan were I who owed the University money Would I be receiving notices in The person ahead of me is being "helped." The anticipation is killing Lnoey Lourdes Brero Hick Capone Tom Moon Hlen MuHtgan Linda Singer Linda Baron the mail every day telling me to pay up or else? What would be the exorbi­ me. She walks away in disappointment Finally, it's my turn I present my SeOTLIGHT STAFF leren-y Lang Larry Sionor, tant interest rate my delinquent payment would accrue'' 1 wonder what I.D. card. The girl behind the window flips through the checks I can al­ SeOBTS STAFF Denise Diida Ellen Mulligan Ray Hall Matt Rubel Jw- Warmnwak, Scotl tmmaM Ronald Kapler would happen if I tried to charge the University interest most taste those new shoes FMOTOGRAPHV STAFf Maamr V.eehan Pent* Been Ker, MrAdexni LiSien May Mu. hell I wait sum*- mart I think back to registration I thought I was But it's no go. I am Italy crushed. I make a half-hearted attempt at lis­ •«v fr»r* Cite* Brad rn/geraid Lauren Redack Linda Corley fee- Mugger*. Philip Merier through with waiting on line when I finished that process - it took me tening while the girl explains to me that they are waiting for my fee card Mon*ca Walden M*. Owen* Susan Khani three hours even though I had participated in the Manual Advanced Regis­ to come back from such and such a place and sn nn I leave the win,: SALES STAFF Barbara Seermen Bor, Pat* JI« Meyer Helen Bernste** Mar.reia MeoV,a tration Service last semester What a misguided notion There are lines la weeping inwardly; I mean. I know it's only $.11. but still Melt Peck Scott Hapogien Joy Beldr ot NK* Hansen get meals, lines to cash checks, lines to pick up meal cards, lines reaching Tomorrow. I know I must turn in my assignments on time, have a TVPIKIO STAFF Amy necht Bonn* Arle*,* Karen Hansen Chuck Babes MtcbeSe Veea BUSINFSS OFFICE ASSISTANTS OM*a__HBM# Oe™ rw, up stairs into the financial aid office I seem to get stuck in all of them certain chapter read, fill out a particular contract, and keep all my ap­ I'm still here I'm beginning to feel violent envy for the people ahead pointment- No one will wait for me. ) Friday October 5. 1979 - THE MIAMI HURRICANE - Page 5 I Got Involved MARRM KANE at u s &<->• DE LA CRUeZ-. By B.F. FERNANDEZ Hurricane Eeiterial* Writer At the risk of sounding like a complete snob, I'm going to bare my heart to you, our rapt readers. I came to college hoping to find a new, chal­ lenging life. I was prepared to face my trials and inoulations, to be lost and confused, to hate my roomate. The first week, I was pleasantly surprised; I didn't feel my rommate was overbearing or the food inedible. 1 didn't fed lonely or homesick or • ared. Then I sailed smoothly through registration only to discover later What was supposed to be the most harrowing experience in college. I keep expecting some difficulties to come up, but so far .. . nothing. My classes are easy and interesting. Everything's as smooth and nice as white bread . . . and just as tasteless. To add som" spice to my life. I decided to take that magic advice and GET INVOLVED. I signed up for every organization I was interested in, stretching my interests to their maximum limits, and attended endless meetings. 1 soon discovereo most of the clubs have two main characteristics First, although they claim to greet new members with open arms, many clubs consist of a tight, self-sufficient nucleus of older and more experi­ in if/OJcys (, — an$_>_,_> IS HSut'.H *Ov_t&* -si* OL. Ofi)yi -S^V-Lisac JKJ. nson a"*r «-—— r*an * M_»X,J -»>••« •• MH' -4- .i«• enced members that is practically impenetrable. Secondly, they revolve *om ooo*>—ttir. Ox around the three B's: Beach, Beer, and Barbeque. (Formerly Bach, Brahms and Beethoven.) All of this leads inevitably to parties. If you don't attend these much- t hallowed social events, you don't meet anyone in the club, and might as well not join There's Room For Everyone. Drinking is the main event of the parties, so if you don't drink, you're After hearing about the problem going definitely out of line. on between our Campus Sports and Recre­ As with many problems at I'M. a debatf We non-drinkers know, from common experience, that sitting sober ation Center and our Women's Intercollegi­ ensued and Dr. Stanford was called in to be and watching the drunks make fools of themselves isn't the best way to ate Athletic program, I came to a few con­ the judge. The Women want the u spend an evening. clusions. harry rimm Lane facility from 4 p.m lo I p m 1 Ihe Club work, of course, is done with who you met at the parties. The First, the Lane Sports and Reen Lane advisory board says no, bacaute that's logic of this "getting involved" game totally eludes me. Center was bought, paid for, and maintained prime time there. There are other things that brighten up my life. Fascinating conversa­ primarily from student activity funds thai So here's where Dr. Henry Kinc Stanford tions about laundry and lunch. Thrilling news like, how many girls got at­ we pay each and every semester. It would earned his middle name. After ipflklng with tacked in 960 this week. Anonymous messages on my note-board. Things therefore seem logical that eat h and every no true facility of their own, such as a field- him yesterday afternoon, he compared him­ like that. one of us that pays that fee has the right to house, which we so desperately need. But self to King Solomon, who, if you rcmrmber I realize there is plenty to do on campus. What I want to emphasize is its use at all times. that's a different story. religious history, decided to cut the baby in that there isn't something for everyone. The Rat isn't everyone's fon place, It was not built as a clubhouse, 'field- So, not having a facility to call their half, because each mother wanted it. nor is the pool everyone's idea of Paradise. house, or haven for Intercollegiate tporti of own, they feel it's their right to use our I anc His decision is likely to be to give it to For us not-so-outgoing people, th<>re seem lo be only two alternatives; any type. It was built for those students who Rec Center for their sports. Understandable, the girls half of the time they requested. A join the particrs or become hermits. Neither extreme appeals to me, and don't participate in such sports. and even acceptable, as long as it doesn't im­ good decision, Doc. After all. the girls in In­ I'm sure there are a lot of people in my situation. But, low and behold, a problem Our In­ pose on the activities of the students that tercollegiate Athletics also pay the student There just has to be a happy medium between the shallowness of a tercollegiate Women's Athletic program has paid for it in the first place. activity fee keg party and thr barrenness of a dorm room If you find it, let me know. Cure Not Avoided Many people think By DON LAWSON Hurricane Bditenelt Writer very highly of us. In Ann Landers' column of Sep­ tember 9, there was a letter from a person who was convinced that the medical profession was intentional­ ly avoiding finding a cure for can­ cer. This person reasoned that, For a lot of wrong reasons since physicians were making money by treating cancer now, they would be foolish tn abandon the gold mine by finding a cure. The same type of person who be­ lieves this, also believes that the moon landings were staged in Hol­ lywood and all the billions of dol­ lars put into the space program wound up in someone's pocket. The facts are: cancer i.s not a sin­ gle disease with a single cure, but many related diseases with a multi­ plicity of possible cures. In fact many types of cancer thought to be fatal twenty or even ten years ago are now completely curable. Doc­ tors themselves, their families, their friends, and their employees die of cancer every day. Surely they would not permit this to occur if it were avoidable. The government carefully moni­ tors charitable organizations devot­ ed to curing cancer (such as the American Cancer Society). This in­ sures that the money donated to such groups is spent for the causes and concerns propounded by that group. Each generation has its killer dis­ ease, a sickness which is feared above all others. 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SUNDAY — apach. and Kris Knstofferson Romantic comedy revolving around a lov­ 8 OOpm Touch and Go! 197 I] Starring Michei Piecolt Marie Dunaway and Tommy Lee Jones. A chic New York fashion photographer er s triangle. Student Union International Lounge FREE bert and British supenxtar Michael York. In French with tnglish subti­ is obsessed with death Than one day she begins to visualize a series of 4 OOpm — Chamber Pley.ra Lucas Draw coordinator1. tles A warmly humanistic satire and touchtngly absurd vision ot simple murders at tha same time they are being committed Unable to stop Souls ignoring man-mad. idtoctes $2.00 Breezeway Breaks them, her terror mounts to a frightening climax when she comes face- 8 OOpm — Percussion Ena.mbl. Fred Wickstrom and Barry Brosch. to face with the kills* FREE WITH A VALID UM STUDENT ID. conductors. 10 00pm A Fr.. Women 1M74I Starring Margarethe von Trotta A TODAY — young mother has just been granted a divorce and seeks the custody of her young eon 9he has thrown oft the restrictive bonds ot a housewife The Rathskeller 10 00am — The Mr Bill Show! 19761 The late night answer to eerfy- and will now as an emancipated woman, be able to tmd work and de Ring Theater morning kiddie shows Unt*l noon STUDENT UNION BREEZEWAY. velop a life that is rich and creative Or so she thinks But she has** t TONIGHT — FREE reckoned with the impediments thrown in her way by a male-pommatwj society A MIAMI PREMIERE $2.00 4 30 7 OOpm — Happy Hour Beer and wine coolers $.50. Featuring TONIGHT — the sixties sound of the Backbaats. Midnight Friti th. C.tlt972) Ralph Bakshi s classic X-rated car­ 8 OOpm — Sly fox Starring Carlos Valdes Dapena The Broadway hit 9 30pm Music witti the Bockbeets Off Campus toon, chronicling the adventures of an amorous cat. $2 00 about a swindler who spreads the word that he will not live out the week The perspective haws, soon to be victims themselves, flock Concert SATURDAY SATURDAY — •round like bees to honey A MIAMI PREMIERE $3.00 SATURDAY — 2:00pm — Hurricane Football UM versus Florida A&M. SATURDAY — 7.30pm — Touch and Go 8 OOpm Bern Gee* Miami Baseball Sta-lium Mope vou got your got 9 30pm — A Fr.. Woman 9:30pm — Music with the Backbeats. 8:00pm — Sly Fox your UM student discount tickets from SEC. entertainment ———————

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By KEVIN HAWKINS DaPena's performance.exclufling what w— men­ Entertainment Editer tioned was very enjoyable. As Sly, the cunning swin­ dler who fains deathbed sickness to prompt potential That was the biggest question one should ask after heirs to contribute to his estate to Inherit it all. DaPena seeing the Miami Premiere of Sly Fox at the Ring Thea­ proves once again he is a talented actor. This time how­ tre. Carlos Valdes-DaPena is a well-known Ring stand­ ever, instead of DaPena stealing the limelight, Joey out. From Marat in Marat/Sade to Don Juan in Much Fortine and Avi Hoffman have the honors. Ado About Nothing DaPena has delighted and won Joey Fortine, portrays Abner Truckle, an al­ ' over manyan audience. His casting as Foxwell J. Sly. leged friend and potential heir of Sly. Truckle would the play's lead, remains unquestioned. His portrayal of give anything he owned to see Sly die so he could in­ 1 Sly doesn't. herit his fortune, and he does, including his wife. For­ 1 DaPena had all the elements of his character down tine is super He is smooth, quick, and does justice to pat: self-assuredness; including a dramatic, passionate the intensely funny script. _____ t "" and witty manner. All elements hut the most impor­ Mr • ^j^jtef*"--****^^^ ^% Avi Hoffman, as Sly's companion and flunky, turn- tant. The Fox is suposed to be "sly." The word "sly" in an energetic performance that is finely tuned. implies: cunning, crafty, deceitful, underhanded and HL | |MxMM K_&____i 41|H Felipe Martinez's voice and mannerism showed he ______*_____tin " •*« * mischievous. Everything that Foxwell Sly did, fit those ft( :1••^emmWt\ee* * ' *'HB^Wf-ijj^^ii^ii.?c^:i J**-. .-#!#**&&& < iU n is a fine character actor. Other performers who did a ^^n\?'''^' ^_^Bf:- ' ^ "^^^rmKmxmmmm jpr descriptions. Unfortunately, DaPena does not portray these qualities. fairly good job include: Patrick Albano as Jethro In fact, DaPena takes the role to the other end and Crouch, Marilee Warner as Mrs. Truckel and Michele *-•>%,. Franco as Miss Fancy.

• the audience supports the Fox, when they should per­ James Randolph stood out in the relatively minor — haps be more cautious and judge him out of the corner of their eye. DaPena doesn't fill the prescription of the role of the sex depraived Chief of Police. Kenneth N. •!:• '">**, •**» Fox as DaPena is too likeable because he comes across Kurtz sets were again apporpriate and well done but as being too honest. This leaves the audience less filled the props (gold plate, coins, and the Judge's mustache) Miami Hurricene.ELLEN MULLIGAN than if he had been crooked were horrendous. How To Gel The Old Man's Money The blame for this goes to the Director, John Chase Larry Gelbart's script is given a good go and Sly Soliday. Fox will please many a audience. . . . Patrick Albano and Ati Hoffman Scheme 'Time After Time' Is Worth Yours

By JOHN WASSERMAN screenplay, starts us off in the 19th just opened a meeting of his intel­ faire (one theory as to the Ripper's Entertainment Writer Century London on a dark and lectual colleagues to announce his identity suggests that he was a foggy night where we witness the greatest creation — the invention wealthy English gentleman); nor is H.G. Wells chasing Jack the Rip­ Ripper's latest brutal murder. The of a time machine. He intends to use he a disfigured maniac with a pen­ per through time? scene is disturbingly reminiscent of it, when he can muster up the chant for blood spurting from the It's unlikely premise for a movie, those old flicks which Vincent Price nerve, to travel into the future to throats of his victims; nor is he the but it's just what the Nicholas used to star in, but from there on admire the perfect society he envi­ psychopathic criminal genius which Meyer uses in his debut a.s a direc­ Time After Time lives * life of its sions the twentieth century. the movie advertisements would tor ill Time After Time own. His speeches are interrrupted by have us believe. Atti amazingly enough, the Next wc meat H.G. Well,,, rm- the bobbies «4 hW-lsoor seeking the Yet Warner's Inadequacies are movie ii good nowned social critic, scientist, and Ripper. Their search of his house more than compensated for by Meyer,- -who also penned the science fiction writer. Wells has yields the Ripper's blood-soaked Meyer's plotline and clever twists. gloves — the same gloves belong­ At one point, the Ripper gives his ing to Wells' good friend and word as a gentleman to free a girl, chess-partner — and in the confu­ with whom Wells has fallen in love, sion that follows, no one but Wells in exchange for the key to the time realizes that the Ripper has escaped machine. When Wells throws the into the future in the time machine. key to him, the Ripper says "By Wells has released a madman now you should know that I'm not Bee Gees: into utopia! a gentleman" and pulls the girl Naturally he feels obligated to away with a knife at her throat. follow the archvillain through time Touche! It's Been Four Years to the year 1979, and therein lies the gist of the movie. The science fictional aspects of Wells' encounters with twentieth Time After Time are further supple­ The Bee Gees appear in the Baseball Stadium tomorrow night end­ century life shatter his notions mented by Meyer's insertion of ro­ ing a .!8-city tour. This annoucement is for those lucky enough to have about a warless society in the fu­ mance for Wells. Amy Robbins, purchase the discount tickets from SEC as the concert sold out ture; he quickly finds out about the played by Mary Steenburgen, is the Unfortunately, there will be NO two world wars and Vietnam. He typical "liberated" woman of the Bus service for the concert due to needs only to switch on the televi­ twentieth century. She also hap­ lack of student response . . . .Police sion news to see what a violent so­ pens to be the first woman Wells will be at Gusman tomorrow night ciety his "utopia" really is. Malcolm meets in the movie, and she pro­ for those of you who don't get into McDowell, playing Wells, captures ceeds to hustle him off to bed with­ the Bee Gees .. . .UM's own Dixie both the intellectual naivete and the out ado. The Victorian man/Cosmo­ Dregs will be ON CAMPUS Oct. disenchantment of a stunned genius politan woman combination makes 16th for a 2-hour patio perform­ in a fine performance. for an interesting situation, but it ance. The Dregs will soon be fea­ He is the spectacled, bewildered also helps to provide Wells with the tured in an interview in the Hurri­ time traveler in an era which he can incentive to find the Ripper when cane. They will later play Sunrise barely comprehend, and he is track­ he seems to be losing heart. Musical Theatre on Oct. 21 with ing down a killer to boot. It is the romantic element in the Stanley Clarke David Warner as Jack the Ripper movie which forces Wells to face provides a much less even job of the reality of his shattered utopia. Herbie Mann is coming to the Dade County Auditorium Oct. 21 acting The Ripper is now a legend courtesy of Top Ten Productions . . . .The Knack finishes out the 21st Meyer also uses it to do a hit of as much a part of our culture as the moralising; towards the end, Wells with a show at Gusman Cultural Center Jimmy Buffett is due at Mother Goose stories, and we've says, "Every age is the same — it's Miami Hurricane Staff Photo formed our own expectations of only love which makes any of them him. Warner fulfills none of those bearable." That is a sweet enough II. (,. Wella On The OMM>? expectations. He is not devilishly thought in a sweet enough movie. CULTURE handsome with a hint of savoir- . Malcolm yfiDiniill pirsms 'huk ihr Ripper VULTURE KEVIN HAWKINS UM'! 'And All That Jazz' Miami Jai-alai for two shows, Oct. 12 & 13th Ticket response brought By JULIE FAITH COHEN Their spectacular new album, Halcyon Days, which is being played on smiles to the faces at SEC, whose discount ticket program provided the Entertainment Writer both Wl RN and WTMI radio, will be presented in this upcoming concert $9 tickets at $7 200 tickets sold in less than an hour The Cars rock One of the Universitv of Miami's claims to fame, the UM Concert Jazz at Gusman Hall. Albums are available after the concert with a donation Miami Jai-alai on the 20th of this month. No tickets left for this one as Band, comes to Gusman Hall on Monday, October 8th at 8pm, to dazzle the which will go toward future tours for the band. it sold out over a month ago, something that is happening a lot down listener's ear. Under its esteemed conductors, Dan Bonsanti and Whit Si­ Ihe added band shell in Gusman Hall is designed to amplify energiz­ here, and everywhere else for that matter. dener, the 22 members of the Concert Jazz Band will perform all original ing sound.a characteristic of the jazz hand. Bonsanti. who is working with There are a lot of new lps out : Eagles, Fleetwood Mac. America, material, featuring several cuts from their new album. Halcyon Days, and the band while Whit Sidener tours with the Bee Gees (eels strongly on Styx, Led Zeppelin, Foreigner and a host of others, including Elton many other sensational tunes unity among Its members. Johni but that one isn't worth listening to anyways) . . . .The only artist This is a unique opportunity for the UM student population to take ad­ Currently, the UM Concert Jazz Band is respected at the most out­ that releases this time of year that we haven't heard from is Billy Joel. standing jazz band in the country It has performed all over the world. No concert date or album release to announce Still waiting vantage of this top-rate entertainment that is in residence on their campus. This year's band is the best instrumental group even to come to UM. When Whit Sidener returns from his 12-week tour with the Bee Gees to The SEC and Rathskeller are getting together to introduce The according to Dan Bonsanti. assistant conductor. Whit Sidener. principal conduct the band's premiere concert in Gusman Hall this school year, the Juggernaut Band, an outrageously talented group that plays 20's rock & conductor, is solely responsible for the recruitment of these talented jazz audience can expect some dynamic entertainment. roll. They will premiere next Thursday night at tbe Rat Chuck musicians. Half of the band's members are new Mangione will be at Sunrise Muscial Theatre on Nov. 16th for one faces, some budding and some experienced performers. show at 8 pm. Tickets are 19.78 at Bass Outlets If that price is too The musicians who play with the band continue on to t**m steep, you might want to consider being an usher and seeing the con­ successful careers after graduation. This reputation C -mf A k? cert for free. Anyone over age 18 can apply by calling Sue Easton at will repeat itself with this year's members, says Bon­ 741-7300 between 4 and 6 pm dailv santi. If you compose music and like to be rewarded for your efforts, enter BMI's 28th Annual Awards to Student Composers competition The word.active best describes the schedule and ef­ 1 _&irr which will yield a total of $15,000. Prizes will range from $500 to fort of this organization. The Concert Jazz Band re­ a4h tlf^ v $2500. For more info write: James A. Roy. Jr. Director BMI Awards to hearses four days, eight hours a week. This rehearsal R y __. Student Composers, Broadcast Musi*, Inc , 120 West 57th Street, NY, time consists of recording and preparing for their next NY. 10019 The people at Atlantic Recording Company are grin­ concert. The band's next appearance, following Mon­ 1 '..a-ifUj ning ear to ear. With Foreigner's Head Games lp hitting platinum in a day's concert at Gusman is at the National Association £i_i week they have outdone themselves as Led Zeppelin's release of In of Jazz Educators Convention. The only complaint that Bonsanti has, is that there isn't enough rehearsal time • 'IP '•* Ti " ^__S*. _. Through the Out Door went double-platinum in three weeks! _ "^fr- JkW% The movie business is booming once again and some good and bad for the highly demanded organization. Even the •. J K ^%d_-6^ W^ films are coming our way (slowly but surely) Included in coming amount of time scheduled for the group, appears to be insufficient to accomplish everything expected of J* weeks are Apocalypse Now (reviewed in the Sept 11th Hurricane), • % *- ___t*t\_\Wr Tbe Onion Field, And Justice For All, and 10 I previewed 10 a! Wom- them. >-* The UM Concert Jazz Band can be viewed as a h\ etco's Dadeland and was not impressed And Justice For All on the ^H^ other hand.I caught at the Sunset —— this one is a must. Watch for up­ training ground for the studio and performing musi­ coming reviews cian. The band is constantly recording and concertiz- ing Each musician can utilize this valuable experience Remember Rick Schroder, that cute little guy who stole hearts in — -*er~ The Champ? He has been signed by American International Pictures to for their resume to aid them in the musical job market do The Earthling starring William Holden Pla s are picking up The band performs all original material composed with more live theatre on its ML) Sly Fox i.s at the Ring and Vanities is by UM students and alumni Next Monday's concert coming to the Coco Plum Theatre starting the 20th A Chorus Line contains a diverse selection of styles ranging from fu­ Court*.* School of MuMc opens Oct 16th at the Miami Beach Theatre Of The Performing Arts sion, which is a combination of jazz and rock elements, I'M's OHn Musi, Masters * How that> a good note to close on. __ to traditional swing. Some pieces are: F/v With the Wind by McCoy Tyner, Joy/ulftrid American Hype. \£ _ » « • Mondny niffht connrtuill (ill Ct-MMM uith tounds Friday. October 5 1979 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 7

RIVIERA 'Touch and Go' Is A Giddy Delight S DUII HIM • 4*6-8513 FRIDA Y AND SA TURD A Y ONL Y!

By LOURDES MOl.LER Able to escape, they are then saved by the killed, and the friends musi sip , -n*«r*alnfn*i*t Writar rather courageous and adventuresome wife of i*'.r.wi.*m'iH?TT»iTn De Broca's Touch and Go is siniiljr to his Wonderfully Wacky. That's Touch and go. a the Swiss consulate, I.orene (Marlene Joberii, more popular film. King ol Hearts, m MM uf Phillippe De Broca film that will start showing who drives them out to the desert Of course. lis scenes, lor example, the Christmas s* i CINEMA I tonight at the Beaumont Cinema there is a chase scene where three are pursmteri the British fort where the three friends tfri Keeping up with the traditional high quality by the Germans. This starts a series of hilarious­ as madame and munsieurs going to a CbrUtmis of De Broca's film. Touch and bo portrays a ly funny adventures in which these three rather ball can be compared to the crazy pitoplc ln story of the friendship between three people on different people develop a strong bonding HELD OVER 2ND WEEKEND King of Hearts dressing themselves up ;ls preti- friendship. And, in keeping with the I-'rench cus­ the run from the Axis forces during World War gious members of the town's smietv Also both tom, there's a little romance on the side too. II. The setting is North Africa, in the early for­ films have a background of World War which THE ARMIES OF THE NIGHT, ties. Touch and Go's mood is light and giridv influence its people's behavior drastically THE STREETS OF NEW YORK A suave, experienced Frenchman, Valentin You'll find yourself smiling: actually rolling (Michael Piccoli), is a smuggler who's making down the aisles with laughter at some of the De Broca can't help but make fun of the in­ ARE TURNED INTO BATTLEGROUNDS money off the war. The gentlemanly, yet naive scenes. It has a way of looking the most danger­ adequacies of the Italian armv and the stiff Basil (Michael York) is an English officer who's ous situations with an air of humor that makes upper lip attitude of the Englishman. Bui he plane was shot down over the sea in enemy ter­ you believe this trio could get out of anything does this with a comic style that offends no one ritory. These two meet when Valentin rather The characters are loveable and make the audi­ All this successfully blends into a delightful­ "WARRIORS"* reluctantly shelters Basil from the Italian and ence grow with sympathy for them right from ly witty Touch and Go. Definitely a film for re­ German troops. They are discovered and arrest­ the start. But De Broca puts a sting of reality to laxation and enjoyment. I highly recommend it ed as spies by the Italians. its mood at the end when one of the three gets for everyone to see. It's simply that good CINEMA I

IF THIS ONE DOESN'T SCARE YOU —YOU L ARE ALREADY DEAD m^8lH* "PHANTASM"*

tion for which the group has ob­ bass and drum rhythms. ALL SEATS $2.50 tained its previous popularity are This record is highlighted by the the songs Middle Man and Cool vocal performances of Glenn Shor­ Change. Both of these numbers are rock; he definitely "makes" several carried by the faultless singing of of the songs. The vocill harmonies vocalist Glenn Schorrock. Non-band of Beeb Birtles usually serve to en­ manber Bill narrower on sax pro­ hance the quality of the tunes Thr vides excellent music on both these keyboards are expertly done by cuts. non-band members Peter Sullivan and Peter Jones (who has played on The current single release. Lone all four little River Band albums). some Loser is a bit heavier on rock ^sott^ Most of the songs deal with people then the two previously mentioned who have lost at love but who keep songs. It is a tight, well done piece plodding along and are to be ad­ written by guitarist David Briggs. It mired for doing so. There are also NOSTALGIA SUITE FIRST UNDER THE WIRE is steadily climbing up the charts more socially conscience numbers Roger Kellaway Little River Band now and seems destined for even such as Hard Life and the quasi-reli­ Discwasher Capitol more success. Another song in this Contact gious Middle Man. The extensive vein is entitled Ihe Rumor which Roger Kellaway's Nostalgia Suite The latest album by Australia's musical range of this band is show­ concerns the physics through which is an awsome piece of music. It is a Little River Band, First Under the cased in this album. The growth un­ a story grows as it passes from per­ collage of jazz style, ecompassing Wire, is their best effort to date. dergone by the group since its pre­ son to person. swing, balladry, boogie, and bebop The versatility of this band is dis­ vious efforts is evident. This album in a careful, delicate, mashing of played to great advantage. The i.s certainly the high quality materi­ Hard Life IPrelude)/Hard Life and color and emotion made convincing music ranges from soft and mellow al necessary to claim a space in thr- Lenses It's l\ot a Wonder are hard rocking only by the expertise of the writer to hard rocking to more progressive minds of music fans for the little numbers which are executed with a and his supporting players. tracks. The band has built on the River Band. tight sound deriving rhythms. It's Occupying an entire direct to disc basis created by their three previ­ ous albums and has grown beyond Not a Wonder is somewhat reminis­ album, this work is performed by DON LAWSON cent of early '60's rock n' roll. In a the Cello Quintet, an outfit led by the limits which flawed these ef­ more progressive style are HUttrtss pianist Roger Kellaway with cellist forts and held back the widespread of Mine (which features an interst- Edgar Eustgarten. percussionist popularity their band deserves. Al­ Only ^_W<^ a par ing electric sitar) and Hv My Side. Emil Richards, drummer Joe Porca- though such songs as Happy Anni­ These songs should certainly appeal ro. and bassist Chuck Domanico. versary, Help is on Us Wa\, Remin­ to those who enjoy innovative This aggregation, minus Joe Porca- iscing, and Ladv achieved much For a no obligation appointment... tunes. In fact, the only bad song on ro, made two albums for A&M in radio-play, the band itself has never the album is Man on the Run in the early seventies. Kellaway's been considered a.s one of the pre­ days, evenings, or weekends... which the vocal harmonies, which original conceoption was "for it to miere groups in music today. This call are usually very effective, are over­ be a marriage of wood-cello, mar­ album may change that. done and clash with the insistanl imba, bass, and piano." In the more or less mellow tradi­ This idea has been carried over quite eloquently to the new record LENTICONT OF FLORIDA with the addition of the drums; it 1508 San Ignacio, Coral Gables swings soft and subtle but swings throughout The feel is one moving .... The GOLDEN EARTH way past the keeping of time into 661-1022 the realm of a flowing, continuous, HONOK THf EAitTn intensity that involves every one of Natural foods restaurant and store )ne block north of Sunset Drive, the players. This achievement i.s greatly magnified when considering I itomins- Groceries* Juices east of Red Road the direct to disc recording process; the perfomers must record an entire Salad. HUY/ ti ONEllll this GETt nil/ion O \ i: FREE side at a time, non stop, with no ( Otic per customer J a ;__i chance for overdubs to correct mis­ -tt 11:30 A.M.* II10 ilh P.M.tln\ Mon.coupon Sat.. Sun. /•<) lit takes, or in any way alter the >S.ir Sunset Dr. music. Ope i So. Miami. I In Composer Kelleway has taken great care to preserve and harness Phone 665-2239 THE JAZZery that feel, using it to his advantage in the execution of his involved "In any language, MIAMI'S SOLE SURVIVING JAZZ CLUB score. The suite is divided into six — MIAMI HERALD BV EDITH HAMILTON movements, each an entity in itself; the film is yet, through the use of repeated Exclusive themes, each an integral part of the laugh-out-loud Showing entire work. The first movement, funny." vu a entitled Vnghl leads with a bopish, monk-like piano introduction; the SUNSET "Wonderfully head is complex and spirited a con­ MARK COLBY trast to l.ustgarten's haunting cello f M line that weaves ominously under NOW APPEARING THRU OCT. 28 the progression. Richards' marimba - New. York Daily News solo is well concieved and precise, while Kellaway playfully jaunts "A sparkling WED. THRU SUN. 9:30 P.M.-3 A.M. through his first chorus; if you lis­ comedy!" ten closely, you can hear Kellaway —San F ran, » o Chronicle Located in the PARKWAY INN singing some of his lines under­ neath his active right hand in the MOTEL, 777 Curtis Parkway- later chorus. Please ,,,;;, Miami Springs (Northside of the May / interest You In A Utile Recreation While They Sleep? They No Passes Airport) one block North off of i . Whispered the fifth move­ N.W. 36 Street on 57th ment is based on the changes to "TREASURES OF A PHARAOH' :-s i- •• in Body and Soul; a truly beautiful ad­ Midnite Show on Avenue. 887-2621 i aptation graced with Lustgarten's Ftiday & Satuiday (Kino TUT) rendition of Serge Chaloff's last half chorus from the Bod\ and Soul JAZZ JAZZ JAZZ JAZZ JAZZ track on the late baritonist's Boston INSiDE JENNIFER THE HOTTEST Blow up album. WELLES' apporxj X MOVIE The final movement, Lei's Cook taaunaaxonm OF THE YEAR ' it Right is a virtual monument to regard*-as a elanicintfw bebop. From the opening statement, — c*ta_ory- a cello and chimes unison, the song DMp Throat bops along in a happy groove and-TrwOavtlln / through a furious chimes solo, a Mtfts Jot*** . MWtCMrtt A World hard swinging piano chorus and en­ •oxorrtct Series ergetic drum breaks punctuated by WMMER' and repeated ensemble quotes from the WEST ACTRESS Superbovrl opening theme to Charlie Parker's t«0T*e of pom Moose to Mooche. The song ends in XILK.oriv.i A' rotted a relative furor of passion, with a into on*." rapid exchange of ideas between each player. Ml The importance of this work is 0WGWM_J INSIDE not easy to fathom It is a most extraordinary example of living, breathing, and most importantly in­ JENNIFER novating jazz today. It is indeed to Roger Kellaway's credit that this oro type of a work ever reached the public ear; the need for innovations _VELI.ES such as Nostalgia Suite blatantly obvious in the slick world of jazz i e The Ur*.t new Tvv.'.t in ?000 yt» today. To recommend this record is frsW Ki ...«. AWARD WINMISK. sh 'BOX-BALL" useless, it reccomends itself; as al­ 'or Ladies 4 Gentlemen o-e' 2 ways, the ones who benefit are the ones who listen. cMILLER -RD TOM MOON Cinema r i $ 00 i i 1 OFF ANY DINNER i 20 ITEM SALAD BAR i PLUS CHOICE OF POTATO & BEVERAGE i AND THE LARGEST SELECTION OF DINNER FROM i DELICIOUSLY FRESH FISH AND $395 i SEAFOOD IN SO. FLORIDA. i WITH THIS COUPON i i •V.W^IdH i A UNIQUE SEAFOOD RESTAURANT i 6950 RED RD. COUPON IS 8000 FOR i latwaan S. Dixie Hwy. (U.S. 1) COUPON 600D THROUGH U.M. STUDENTS AMI And Sunset en Red Rd. 0CT0IER IflTI. NOT 6009 i STIFF OBIT. Tot*a,Out and Ratxrvationi 667-6606 FOR DULY SPECIALS Li Page 8 - THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday. October 5 1979 tube talk spotlight Sloan W on'f Our Bond-Bond By HOWIt Bl'R.NS .pern*hi writer double toke With many of the new shows now on the air, it is time to open up the critics corner and evaluate the new network hopefuls for Fall '79. Over the next few weeks, I will critique many of the new offerings, citing the pros - • and cons of each. This week on the hot seat is NBC's A Man Called Sloane (teen Saturday nights at 10) The main reason for Fred Silverman's success at ABC was his con­ stant utilization of adverising to publicize the network's new shows. It didn't take long for America to become acquainted with the Fonz or the ship of fools known as The Love Boat. Silverman has now unleashed a massive publicity campaign on his new network. NBC. The promos for A Man Called Sloane say "watch him out-Bond Bond as he takes on five bad angels who try to take over the world." lt is this kind of hype which will automatically create comparisons between T.R. Sloane and James Bond and could ultimately destroy the series. Sean Con- nery and Roger Moore have made James Bond a legend to both young and old alike and viewers may be in for a letdown. The premiere episode was, at times, fun and entertaining but the ecript left much to be desired. Sloane comes from the Quinn Martin assem­ bly line of TV shows which isn't known for it's dazzling scripts, as illus­ trated by Barnaby Jones. The FBI etc. Put an Ian Flemming novel back to back with a standard TV script and its like day and night. Despite a weak teleplay, the cast is fine. Robert Conrad is perfectly typecassst. He has definite magnetism which makes him a tailor made se­ cret agent. Sloane's sidekick is steel-fisted Torque, portrayed by Ji-Tu Cumbuka. Torque is the type of protagonist that you can't help but like. Dan O'Herlihy very much resembles "M", James Bond's boss. It is my bet that this similarity is no accident. Finally, there's Fffy, the talking computer of the future who supplies Sloane with all the information a secret agent needs to know. The fate of A Man Called Sloane will not be sealed for some time, but Miami Hurricane ARTHUR BLAIR the first episode was fun to watch despite a less than cerebral script and P.U. This delivery man evidently doesn't like the smell of bookstore backfired. The result was a whirlpool of flowing stink- figures to attract a decent following. I do believe, however, that NBC is things around this campus. ing oozing goo, swirling earnestly to the dislike of all whu asking for trouble in making outlandish comparisons between T.R. Sloane Sometime yesterday the sewage system in back of the smelled there. and James Bond. Sloane will never "out-Bond Bond" and because of this, NBC is risk­ ing the future of this new series. NBC should let A Man Called Sloane suc­ ceed or fail on its own merits. One thing is for sure, Robert Conrad won't be knocked off easily. He'll even dare you. RATING: ••!_ LSAT Courses: Fact Or Fraud? By RICK HF.RMIDA the practice LSAT. "On the contrary, the curve righted "Test-n-T.ipi sevice in which tapes of iaetlifht Writer we use in grading them (the exams) is provided all classes are available to students at any time. by the Prelegal Society's current membership.'' To prospective law students, the law However, the differences between UM averages The course runs $275.00 with a School Admissions Test represents a "one shot, and national averages are, more often than not, $50.00 materials fee. Interestingly enough, Ka­ do-or-die"affair. Presumably,the I SAT i.s a strikingly dissimilar. A Prelegal Society source plan offers a percentage discount to those stu­ standardized test designed to measure certain estimated the difference to be as high as 90 to dents on financial aid. mental abilities important In the study uf law 100 points; the UM average being considerably and, thus, to aid law schools in assessing the ac­ Irvin Katz, in contrast to Rose and Kaplan, lower. offers not only test preparation, but also guid­ ademic promise of their applu ants. Be that as it Besides these "practice"exams. Rose offers may, to do well in the LSAT is critical, to do ance and counseling. No newcomer to the scene, "... a unique program- in the sense that our Katz has been in business since 1916"! see our badly i.s devastating. Preparation, therefore, is classes are taught by a practicing attorney and course as an extension of the help the student as important as the test itself. mathematics expert ..." "... in addition gets in school ; the difference being that our Test preparation mav range from a $1.00 we also offer unlimited use of course is highly individualized."This is true, Ka­ "Barons"LSAT workbook,to $450.00 for indi­ video cassettes of past classes." This is a fact plan keeps enrollment down to fifteen students vidual tutoring. Registration for group tutoring Rose is proud of and hopes to incorporate when per class. seems higher than ever, therefore test time is he goes national in "the next six months." The hardly "worry time'Tor the various tutoring cost of his course i.s $300.00, with an additional Soft-spoken and knowledgeable, Katz be­ centers in Miami. $25.00 deposit on materials. lieves it a "hollow triumph to compile a 3.8 av­ LSAT courses have probably been around as Stanley Kaplan runs the largest and oldest erage and then do poorly on the ISA!." Of the long as the exam itself, and despite numerous of the LSAT prep centers. Established in 1938, twenty hours instructional time, half the time is claims of invalidity through the v ears.they huve Kaplan has 88 branches throughout the country spent on test taking strategies and subtelties; a blossomed into big money-making ventures. and coordinates his operations from New York fact Katz cannot help but emphasize. Katz also Indeed, the question of "validity" has City. adheres to the principle of "... bringing the prompted serious controversy and, Inclusivly, a student up to par with Mis ability, rather than federal investigation. According to Dr. Thomas expecting him to supersede it." 1 he Katz course Apparantly, the Federal Trade Commission Wood, political science professor at the I'niver­ is the least expensive of the three, funning agreed- at least in relation to the Scholastic Ap­ sity of Miami and member of the UM's Prelegal $175,00 for group insruction with a $25,00 ma­ titude Test (SAT). In an FTC report dated May Advisory Board, "the difficulty with LSAT prep terials fee. courses lies in proving that taking the course 29.1979.the Commission found that high school has actually helped the students store." students having taken the Kaplan course regis­ Evidently these courses aren't quite a.s tered a slight 25 point advantage over those standardized as the LSAT, but all are similar in Sheldon Rose, Stanley Kaplan, and Irvin without supervised preparation. The Kaplan one respect: each purports to be better than the Katz beg to disagree. people maintain the same advantage to be appli­ next- and all guarantee thorough preparation It Rose has hit "pay dirt" in recent years, running cable to LSAT scores, although there is little should be worth time, therefore, to carefully mock LSAT exams prior to the real thing in Oc­ similarity- other than the mathematics section- consider all advantages and disadvantages be­ tober, December and March. Mr. Rose maintains between the SAT and the LSAT. fore pulling out your wallet. However, du get a that no downgrading "of any sort" goes on with The Kaplan organization also offers a copy­ good night's sleep before the exam.

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October 5. 1979 - THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 9 Three Positions In *79 UNITED PARCEL SERVICE -eeciel w lh* HurriwH PART TIME JOBS Like the First Marine Brigade at Korea, the University of Miami's $ Mark Smith is being played wher­ EARN UP TO 5.89 PER HR. ever the coaches can put him The Kirst Brigade was instrumental in PAID HOLIDAYS saving the Eigth Army after they had crossed the 38th parallel during PAID LIFE AND MEDICAL COVERAGE the Korean War They were used wherever there was a tough situa­ 6 MONTH RESIDENCE PREFERRED tion, and fought off the enemy long enough to save the Eigth Army Smith has been used in the same FOR INFORMATION DIAL way in the Miami secondary, the last line of defense for the Hurri­ on equal opportunity employer canes. Because of a starting second­ 625-8000 ary that looked more like casualties from the Eighth Army than college football players. Smith has been r called on to quench the flames for ._ MIAMI BEACH THEATER the third straight week His most OF THE recent assignment Saturday when M|M|M| PERFORMING ARTS the Hurricanes shutout Louisiana Tech 6-0 In a rain-soaked Orange Bowl. NEW Student SEASON TICKET DISCOUNT. While they last a limited number of orchestra seats lor opening nights "Like the Marines, you can stick at the very special student advance booking price ot $36 lor the him in wherever you need season Six attractions him,"defensive coordinator Rick iwniMurncx.ru ARTHUR BLAIR Lantz said This ofter makes you a theater-goer at a price lhat is less than And the Hurricanes have. In the Smith was not expected to \I\A\ much one-half the cost of buying individual tickets. three Miami games. Smith has . . . but has proven to he n capable competitor started in three different postions REQUIREMENTS FOR OPENING NIGHT ' SPECIAL Against Louisiana Tech, he was ior was a quarterback at Merritt Is­ sare, with the Tampa Bay Bucca­ at every secondary position. This 1 Mail Order Only, used at the rover spot in place of land, Fla. during his prep career. He neers now, but a UM player two season he's been number one a all 2. No Charges, the injured David Jefferson He had was moved to the defensive back- years ago but one post at some point 3 Orders must be postmarked by Ocl. 15,1979, one tackle in tha game, and re­ field last year and his main action "He's intelligent enough and has Against the Bulldogs, the Miami turned one punt as well. came on special teams. enough aility to play all the posi­ defense held 1 ouisian Tech score­ 4 Limit two tickets per Student, Versus Florida State the week Smith was not expected to play tions," Fontes said "He's very intel­ less despite their marching within 5 Subject to Availability before, he was used at the strong much this year, according to defen­ ligent football wise. Being ?n ex- the Miami 4U-yard line seven of the safety spot, filling in for John sive backs coach Len Fontes. but quarterback helped him in vesatih- nine times they had the ball. The Swain, out with a sore back. In the because of injuries, he has been ty, he'll play any position or back­ closest they came as the Miami six. season open against Louisville. pressed into service and has proven up everybody." but a fumble prevented them from THE ATTRACTIONS Smith replaced Fred Marion at free to be a capable competitor. Both Lantz and Fontes feel that scoring They were held to three safety. Fontes likes to compare Smith with Smith, they have the nine yards on the ground, and 134 yards SEASON OPENS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 18,1979 The six foot.one , 190-pound jun- with another of his pupils, billy ( c- number two man on the depth chart in ihe passing game. "A CHORUS LINE" "WEST SIDE STORY" Bat Girls Needed "BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS" Sp.ci.l le th* Hurricene JEAN STAPLETON IN "DAISY MAYME" The University of Miami Baseball program announces the 1979-80 TWO ATTRACTIONS TO BE ANNOUNCED. Sugarcane Batgirl tryouts to be held on Friday, October 26th. The Batgirls are a group of girls "formed to aid the baseball team on the field and with STUDENT TICKET OFFER publicity. The squad members travel with the team to avvay games as well. Last MIAMI BEACH THEATER OF THE PERFORMING ARTS year. Batgirls also hosted the 1979 South-regional Baseball Tournament, PO Box 390240 Miami Beach Florida 33139 which the Hurricanes won. Three squad members then accompanied the Enclosed is my Check Money Order foi $ ' team to Omaha. Nebraska for the College World Series. (payable to Broadway Productions! lor Student Season The try-out consists of a short interview. All interested girls, who are Tickets at $36 each undxtrslxjnrt **,«! tr*. oemand mey excel tne si.jrly met t" CM. n*y money ...ll tie r.'unoed Tms >t lor willing to devote time and energy to the best team in College Baseball, atli*rl.ons In* the 1979-10 xx.nt.i Opening Nights only second O'cneslri seats 'or si • th. 1 ' please attend the information meeting on Thursday, October 25 in the NAM! International Lounge of the Student Union building. ADDRESS Appointments for tryouts will be assigned, and all other questions cm ran concerning place, clothing etc. will be answered. Please bring a recent TELEPHONE photo of yourself to the meeting. COUEGE VOU ATTEND IJ.il Girls In l)ii«oiil Questions? Call Patty Heydet at X6200 or 279-0590. YOUH STUDENT ID NUMBI * i uliinteers itlnii\s needed •••••••••••••• SAM'S PIZZA INTERNATIONAL CALL X2300 CALL X-2300 Subuarin*^

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We return to Doak Campbell Stadium to play the Our defense is going to have to be concerned with than 180 yards per game rushing, as compared to a 35 that effort in order to beat the Rattlers. The offense defending National Champions of Division I-AA Flori­ containing their explosive offense. This will be the yard per game average in the air. will have to come alive this week, and we hope to ac­ da A&M has continued its winning tradition with three quickest and fastest opponent we've played up to this Our offense will have another challenge this week complish that by putting the ball in the air more often victories this year, and certainly time. since A&M's defense has allowed only 20 points this Our team is in the best physical condition of the we year, as we've escaped our second game without a crip­ —^__, f«*l they have been pointing to­ Sammy Knight, their starting quarterback, directs a season. They forced ten turnovers on second ranked ward a big game this week. In sprint-out option type offense and he's a very elusive Grambling, so they're an opportunistic type of defense pling injury. David Jefferson has the green light to their last 27 outings, they've lost runner himself. He can make very big plays breaking that forces the turnover. practice this week, and that should add strength to our only one game, and they'll be com­ containment or running a sprint-out. Their defensive nose guard. Harrell Oliver, is a re­ secondary if he can play. Taylor Timmons appears to ing at us trying to defend their cur­ The Rattlers have two very talented tailbacks in turning All-American in their division. He's the type of be at full strength after a hip-pointer slowed him up rent nine game streak. Two weeks Melvin McFayden and Archie Jones, who are both in player who seems to live in opponents' back-fields, and against Florida State. He played against Louisiana ago we played at Doak Campbell the world sprinter class. Jones leads the Rattlr team in is one of the extremely talented group of athletes on Tech, but was not at full speed Stadium and lost to Florida State rusing with 190 yards in three games. He's carried the their squad. We'll be on the road for two consecutive weeks be­ 40-23. ball 26 times, and has had three touchdowns. McFay­ As a whole, their team is a combination of excep­ fore coming home to welcome a Homecoming Orange This will be the first time Rudy den has carried the ball only 12 times, but has accuma- tional size, speed and quickness. Their offensive line is Bowl crowd. Fan support at our two home games has Hubbard and his Rattler team take lated 66 yards in the process an example of that. Tyrone McGriff, a 6-1, 270 pound been excellent, and we'll need even more support when on a Division I school. They feel Although they feature the running of their quarter­ pulling guard, has 4.9 speed in running the 40-yard we return from the road. It makes it a lot easier for a this game will give them the op­ back, fullback and tailbacks. A&M successfully throws dash. Next to him is a 266 pounder, Arthur Wellons, at team to play when they know there is somebody in the portunity to give them national the ball so that added pressure is put on the perimeter right tackle. stands who cares. recognition and they'll be playing this game as if it of defense. Terry Davis, their tight end, is the leading It's going to take an outstanding effort by the entire f were a Super Bowl. Our team feels that this will be a pass catcher on the team with two receptions for 25 Hurricane team to come out of Tallhassee with a win. very important game for our program. "We need to get yards. Our defense had an exceptional game in shutting-out a win this week to gain our first victory of the road. As a team the Rattlers have averaged a little better Louisiana Tech last week. They'll have to duplicate sports 'Canes Need Offensive Venom, Victory! Meet A&M R — "" '— Vnlleyers Rout Dade

the Uni- ictory. ve games the worn- 14, 15-10

le Eastern Way down south they say the errty) in Kich- rattlers are mighty dangerous "crit­ eniif where each ters". Not many have escaped the top three of the poisonous venom of Florida A&M's it. " Rattlers" who came out of their nktpg second in '78 season 12-1. UO-15 and 15-7; This Saturday in Tallahassee's 16; *nid the host, Doak Campbell Stadium, the UM's 'Canes will have to bring along a good supply of snake venom when iverny of Miami they meet A&M for their fourth gg Communi- seasonal event. rricanes were -15; North Ca- The Rattlers sixth year with Head Football Coach, Rudy Hub­ 0 deferted the bard has begun to prove their d Central Flor- strong competitiveness. They've WO** come off with three straight victo­ defeats were by ries thus far: Albany State (28-0), Grambling (25-7), and Howard (21-13). of the team as tmunity College They haven't bit the dust yet. The. hitting the ball. The Hurricanes, however seem to be improved and we're ready to work up a real dust storm with their unpredictable ability to mms in the country, make comebacks. Their first contest with Louisville conditions. T Jfe have two juniors proved that. They went from little away with a I Bentoski. if any action in the first two quar­ that resultet by Joyce Taylor, a ters to an explosive second half field goals.' with three touchdowns in less than pect in itsel three minutes. first victor .me home safe and Miami has shown an amazing de­ since a 3-0 fense that pulled through for them est in 1935. I two and three going against Tech when offense was But they iv I- and six. having one of their off days. UM more than held them to just three net rushing A&M Wit Be teams good games, yards last Saturday. At this point season thi ^at ourselves by mak- the Hurricane forwards have turned ber one i up 2.17 rushing yards per try. after wii In the Orlando Central That's not bad at all from a reputa­ Now the\ ble 3.3 yards they gave up last year. on the Ca Might team round robin The Miami Hurricanes proved defendin •her team. Some of the | their ability thee to come out win­ running Florida State, Louisiana ners under intolerable weather the quic 'Canes C By KILLEEN KRESS Asseclate teens Editer A preview of the Hurricane Bas< the team. "We have two returning starter battle for starting positions." Fraser amongst themselves. "It's a new game for the 1980 '< Fraser said that it is going to b< sition. The 'Canes have a 30 game e: able to make the starting line-up. Fraser explained one major ct was named MVP in the American !

UM becaur-, , . round." said Burmester. As a pitcher, Burmester believes Coach Skip Bertram is one of the best pitching coaches in the coun­ try. It's still early in the year with this team, but Miami Baseball main­ tains its' excellence with fine play­ Hurricane ers. One player to watch for is Dave Baseball Ferguson. better known as "Slinky" by his fellow players. Fer­ guson was red-shirted last year and 1979 was not allowed to play (this prac­ tice is for all transfer students) He is a power hitter and likes to play first base. Arthur Sle*r Hurricane Jeff Morrison, academic all- \ev» (-ame for the I9M Cain-* american is a junior returning this . . . getting it all together for ihe apring. year after a fine record of pitchig (12-1 last season) Other fine pitchers are Neal Hea­ ton and Eddie Escribano who have MIAMI HURRICANE also returned from last year's bull­ NotveVofft OroenireHor* pen. University of Miami U. S Postage -AID Alex DeJesus proved last year P. O. Box 248132 Vler-x. FKxio- what an "all around" player he can PE*M|T No _J* Coral Gables, Flo 33124 be and Leigh Gullette a center field­ er, is a good hunter, quick runner and likes to steal those base*. Prank Castro has with him a rep­ utation for being a "quick" batter. For Authorized Use Only There is also Matt Minium, an out­ ami Hurncr* »«>TM1J* _.»«» fielder, was named in the Alaskan Dino i,a\e l> Sv,inning Into Kail League this summer . . . Hur ru uit i hnsihnll mirkine loivard next -en«on 4 i