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twice, moving each name up one place on the 'ladder'; removing the name at the top and putting Chain your name at number twelve, you then sell your lists to two CHELSEA TO BE people for £20 each, recovering Letters the money that you have spent. The theory is that after a Hit IC further twelve stages of the operation, there will be 212 lists PENSIONED OFF? An outbreak of chain letters is with your name at the top, and sweeping through Imperial from each of these you will College. As many as five hundred receive £20—a total of £80,780. students are believed to have The system breaks down Professor Randolph Quirk, Vice-Chancellor of the University of London taken part; some claim to have because the money has to come has been attending a series of meetings at Chelsea this week with the made up to £1,000 but most may from somewhere. After twenty aim of writing a draft proposal of intent to merge the college in expect to lose out on the deal. steps, about a million people accordance with the SARC Report. This is a plan to concentrate the The letters, which are believed have lists, and have to sell them science departments of the University onfive sites : Imperial, University to have originated in Dorset and on what is now a saturated College, Kings/QEC, Queen Mary College and the recently merged come into the College through market. A further step merely Bedford/Royal Holloway College. the Geology Department, pro- doubles the number of people In a Union General Meeting will not fall, they are skeptical as mise a return of up to £164,000 trying to sell the lists. The 'Gold yesterday, Chelsea students their staff/student ratio is being for a short-term loan of £40 and Circle' system has certainly been voted unanimously to oppose all cut. operate within a system known through that many steps already, mergers and cuts, but they have Following Wednesday's dem- as the 'Gold Circle'. The pro- and a letter has been received been told that if they do not onstration in the Kings Road in cedure is as follows: you buy a from the University of London merge, their grant allocation support of the NUS grants list of twelve names from a Union advising people not to from the University of London campaign, during which a road friend for £20. You then (in the buy the letters. will be cut further still. Already, was blocked, Chelsea Union presence of your trusted friend) The covering letter provided they have been forced to close Executive is confident that it has post £20 to the person whose with the chain letter is remark- their two non-scientific depart- enough activists to make their name and address is at the top of ably insidious, in that it encour- ments (Humanities and Social opposition heard. the list, and copy the list out continued on back page Studies) and they have been instructed to cut academic staff by a third before next year. The proposed merger follows A Load only months after Kings and QEC merged—this time last year, moves were afoot to join Of Bull QEC with Imperial—and is the third such scheme since the At last Thursday's UGM the SARC reports. Chelsea is in RCS were proudly able to much the same position as present 'Velish', the fearsome Bedford College, which had to head of an Aberdeen Angus bull. close its internationally recog- This fine specimen was, as nised classics department and reported last week, the mascot form a split-site college with removed from the School of Royal Holloway thirty miles Slavonic and East European away in Egham. Studies (SSEES) with no greater Chelsea Students Union opposition than the cries of a representatives have said that marauding tea lady. even if they are forced to merge, In return for the return of they will refuse to operate a their mascot, the SSEES have split-site system like that agreed to provide sufficient operating at QEC, where stu- enthusiastic volunteers to be dents travel from Notting Hill to able to raise a minimum of £50 the Strand four times per week for the RCS Rag collection on Two RCSU Officials with the stuffed bull's head. The stuffed head is in by bus. Although they have been Saturday. the middle. assured that academic standards No. 6281 I Friday, November 19, 19821 I Free! Free Concert
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