FLAGSTAFF For the week of Feb. 11 -17 NOFX appemngs

The NOFX punk quartet will be stop­ ping by to perform Feb. 24 at Club Rio in Scottsdale. Playground

Marc’y Playground will be bringing some sex and candy Tues­ day to Gibson’s in Tempe. Next Week

Arizona’s own Re­ freshments are inter­ viewed in Happenings next issue.

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The album is full of 10:10. 10:40.12:40 aims to rub out for the be­ Rogers has been taking the the same pop-ska-punk cross (Sun ) 11.11:30.1:40.2:20.4:30.5:10.7:20. ». Replacement trayal. To get out of the coun­ ska/punk band Dance Hall over sounds as the rest of the 10:10 try, he must get a new pass­ Crashers all over the world band’s collective discography, (Mm.-TharO 11.30. 1:40. 2:20, 4:30,5:10.7:21 port, a forged passport. Enter and “doing it," or playing live, but Honey, I'm Homely may be *, 10: IO Killers Mira Sorvino. Why Fat needs wherever and whenever they a little more true to the band’s Zero Effect im (Fri & Sal.) 12. 2:50.5.20. 7:50. 1020. 12:45 ★ a new passport is not dis­ have the chance. stage performance. Sun Thun, t 12.2:50.5.20, 7:50, 10 20 cussed, as most of the finer “Our lifestyle ______This new Who can tell me what John points of the plot are not. In­ is a pretty cool album is just Deep Rising ecu Woo’s first American movie 2.5.7:40.10 Time’s up. It was “Hard Tar­ itself. One thing that aggra­ can be really records. The sperateTieasures im get.” How about John Woo’s vates me about this movie is exhausting but guys and gals (Fri. a Sal ) 7:11**50.1205 second American movie? the fact that no one can hit you just kin da in the Dance (SuaTlwv) yiO. Does “Broken Arrow” ring a anything they are aiming at have to learn Hall Crash­ Spice World bell? Third? OK, that’s an easy until they have fired a mini­ how to make it ers tried to (Daily) 12:10.2-30.4:50 one, last summer’s “Face/ mum of 20 shots, not to men­ work with your capture As Good As It Gets (PG-IJ) Off.” What do these three tion the fact that no one re­ s y s t e m , * more ofthe (Daily) 12.50.4.7:10,10 30 movies have in common, be­ loads. In “Replacement Kill­ Rogers said. live feel on Titanic tpc-n) sides the fact that they all ers" world, guns are thrown The band this album (Fn & Sal) 11 40. 2:40. 3 40.6 50 8 10.10:50 stunk and disappointed at the started up as a i Sun - Thun l 11 40. 2.40. 1 40.6:50, 8:10 box-office? John Woo. Guess away when they are empty, compared to Wings Of A Dove who the executive producer of because there is always a wait­ side project of the band’s (FH.) 2:10.4:40.7.930112:10 ing supply of fresh, reloaded the legendary previous (Sai.> 11:10. 2:10.4:40.7. *30.12:10 “The Replacement Killers’ is? ones. I didn ’t give it zero stars Operation Ivy Work,Rogers ' (Sun ) 1110.2:10.4:40, 7.9:30 This movie is the worst by far because of Chow Vim-Fat, and members Tim said. (Mow - Thun »2 10. «-H>. 7. *30______in 1998. In this movie, a hired Chow Yim-Fat alone. This guy Armstrong and Despite a Mr. Magoo with Flutter n*c gun played by Hong Kong ac­ is cool. He’s cool looking and Matt Freeman. successful re­ fFn A Sal.) 1130. 130.4:13. 6: M. 9. 12 tion star Chow \im-Fat must looks tough firing a gun. One Armstrong and cord ing ca­ (Sun. - Thun > 11:50. 1:50. 4:15.6:30.9 kill a policeman 's child in or­ star for the way he looks, and Freeman soon reer, the L.A. Confidential nt> der to finally repay a debt to a that’s it. Mira Sorvino contin­ took off to band is very (Daily) 12:20. 3: Ml. b40.9:40 ruthless drug lord. When he ues to prove my maxim that a form the band much aware refuses, the drug lord brings recent first time winner of the Rancid. After a of where its Prochnow in, that’s right, replacement best-supporting actress Oscar few more per­ strengths lie. killers. will only be in a terrible movie. sonnel changes, the band fi­ Backed by three albums, many I TBA The rest of the movie cen­ For further corroboration, see nally settled on it’s current compilation listings and vari­ (Thtirs Sunt 7.9.30pnr ters on Win-Fat trying to get Marisa Tomei. lineup. But not before a ous soundtracks, such as out of the country to protect By Anthony Del Rosso breakup almost ended the “Biodome” and “Angus,” the band for good. band knows that its strengths “We were just bored with are not in the records them­ what we were doing. We just selves. 12:05 a.m. Thursday NBC weren’t really happy. We “Honestly I think we do bet­ national TV. Now that’s love. Th is shows gonna be a hadn’t had our album come ter live. Just because we have doozy. Sports caster Bob out yet and it seemed like it been doing that for seven “Teen Angel" Costas will be on to tell of was taking forever. It was just years and we only have three 8:SO p.m. FridayABC embarrassing moments “cov­ a kind of consensus to break records. Working with the au­ Our dead friend Marty is in ering" some of today’s best up and work on other stuff for dience is so much easier and kind of a fix. You see, he likes athletes. Also, Salt-N-Pepawill a while," Rogers said. interesting than sitting in a this girl, only problem is that be there to rock the proverbial Eventually the album did studio working with techni­ “Jerry Springer” he’s DEAD! I don’t see any house. Word! come out and it made quite cians,” Rogers said. 2 p.m. Friday Ch. 3 problem there, she might, but an impact, an impact so big, The Dance Hall Crashers This show is set to be one I don’t. Anyway, Marty has to “Viper” the band was hounded by fans will be “doing it" Thursday at brawl after another. You go “undercover,” if you know 9 p.m. Friday UPN until finally giving in. Gibson’s in Tempe. guessed it, it’s another of what I mean just to see this Cole sure can pick a good “We got tons of fan mail af­ By Jeffrey Bell those wacky gender bender girl. Poor, poor Marty, when girlfriend. It seems an ar­ shows. It will be nice for Jane will you ever learn? mored car full of )1 million to finally tell John that “she" in ones is stolen. And who’s is really a man, and have John “LateNight with Co nanO’ the prime suspect? Bet you it Cover photo illustration of Dance Hall Crashers by Jeffrey Bell beat the stuff <*it of “her” on Brien” isn’t Baby Spice. http:/^rww. thejack.nau.edu/happening*> E VI E WS oncerf s where olhers are obssessed attempt at a new album. looking oriental girl from the with fortune. Of course it hits some good Smashing Pumpkins "Today" This is a tight and diverse beats in here and even a sam­ video? Yeah? Then remember album with emotional, intro­ pling of the Squirrel Nut Zip­ how freaked out we all were spective tracks like “Retro­ pers* “Hell,” but put a little when we found out that girl spect For Life” featuring oomph in it at least. The al­ was a guy? Well, the guy just Lauryn Hill, to jump up B-Boy bum spans the spectrum from released his very own record tracks like “Getting Down at boring to mundane. and the really amazing thing the Amphitheater" featuring Track four, “Crazy Puerto is Billy Corgan (Smashing Buddy Miles: OldPost De La Soul and “Food For Rican" is one of the album's Pumpkins’ leadsinger/ Office, Saturday. Call Funk.' highlights and is sure to be a songwriter) had nothing to do for showtime. Filled with cameos such as hit in DJ sets for a litde while. with it. Lauryn Hill, De La Soul, Cee- “Act On It" will get you The album is actually quite Adam’s Alcoholics Lo, Erykah Badu and Canibu jumping just ‘cuz it’s a cover refreshing and it is nice to see with Superstars of ‘‘you know you gots to feel it." of the old school classic “Jam Mr. Ilia taking such a differ­ Profesional Wrestling: With a jazzy backup and cuts On It." Act gn it, act on it, ent direction than the Pump­ Monsoon’s, Feb. 27. Call by Mista Sinista of the X- Funkdoobiest covers “Jam On kins. The album is very down for showtime. Ecutioners and a love for hip- It" and hopes to bank on it. to earth and has a subtle am­ Big Bad Voodoo hop, you won’t go wrong pick­ Sure, they’ve got beats. biance to it the Pumpkins re­ Daddy:Gibson’s, 7 p.m. Common ing up this album. Sure, they’ve got delivery. ally never had. March 6. By Larry TuaUa Sure, they even refer to smok­ Though the album is quite Chumbawamha with One Day It 11 All ing doobies. But there’s noth­ different from any Pumpkins’ A3: Hayden Square ing exceptional here. CD, this album doesn’t Amphitheatre, March 4. Make Sense You might want to buy it just present any of the ground Call for showtime. because B-Real’s cousin is in breaking material that made The Dance Hall the group. the Pumpkins famous. Crashers: Gibson’s, 7 ★ ★ ★ ★ By Larry Tualla . Recorded almost entirely on p.m. Thursday. The day it’ll make sense has an acoustic guitar the songs Days of the New with already come with the release sound very soft and almost Black Lab: Gibson’s, 7 of this album. In an industry polite. This politeness is most p.m. Friday. plagued with negative images noticeable in Iha’s voice. It is Dred Zeppelin: and obese materialism, Com­ refreshing to hear Ilia didn't Gibson’s, 9 p.m. Satur­ mon is a refreshing antithesis. invite that screeching weasel day, Feb. 21, 28. This album is a showcase of his of a vocalist, Corgan over for The Fells with The innovation as he didactically some studio time, although Weird Ix>ve Makers and disseminates the positivity per­ Funkdoobiest D’arcy (Pumpkins bassist) Creature Feature: Cabo meating his life. does do a little background Cantina, Feb. 28. Call for This is a lyrical photo album Troubleshooters singing. showtime. from Common’s heart, [n his The only true bad thing Jamie Foxx: Celebrity words, “A mental window that about this album is die boring, Theatre, 9 p.m. Feb 27. I hope you’ll climb into, if not, ★ ★ monotonous sound of each God Lives Underwa­ at least, look into." James Iha song that comes through as ter: Nita’s Hideaway, 9 Th rough his creativity The troubleshooters the album progresses. Track p.m. Friday. Common’s storytelling is a seemed as if they had some Let It Come Down after track, it becomes more James Intveld with perfect alternative to all the trouble coming up with some and more difficult to notice the Ramblers: Rhythm negativity shadowing rap. enthusiasm. when an old song ends and a Room, 8 p.m. Feb. 19. Common takes responsibility The duo Son Doobie and new one begins. Insane Clown Posse Ralph M. make a mediocre Hey, remember that weird- By Jeffrey Bell with Psych Realm and Kottonmouth Kings: Club Rio. Feb. 25. Call for showtime. Jackyl:Celebrity The­ his week in Flagstaff atre, 8 p.m. Friday. Marcy Playground: Gibson’s, 8 p.m. Tuesday. Beat Hicks — Flag El Groupo Libra — Old — Old Post Office Oak Ridge Boys:Red staff Brewing Company Post Office River Music Hall, 3 & Safty Orange — Monte Sun. Feb, 15 7:30 p.m. Sunday. T Charlie Fillmore — Char The Skatalites: Old Vista Lounge Sat Feb. 14 Post Office, Feb 24 Call Wed. Feb. II Cadillac Angels — lys for showtime. Johnny Mac — Charly’s Fri. Feb. 13 - Charly’s Cockeyed Ghost — Monte SixFeet Under: Ma­ Inbetweens — Flagstaff Cadillac Angels — Rye — Flagstaff Vista Lounge son Jar, Feb. 18. Call for showtime. Brewing Company Charly’s Brewing Company Space Monkeys with Night Crawlers — Flag Fred Green — Mon. Feb. 16 Ivy: Gibson’s, March 7. Thurs. Feb. 12 staff Brewing Company Monsoon's Monday Night Blues — Call for showtime. Justin Simison — Campus Dred Zeplin — Monsoons Seed — Monte Vista . Charly’s Sugar Ray with Goldfinger: Hayden Coffee Bean Seed — Monte Lounge Square Amphitheatre. Sieve Reynolds — Charly’s Vista Lounge Buddy Miles Dinner Show 6:30 p.m. March 3. r

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