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GHOST STREET COFFEE JEWELRY CHILI CHOCOLATE 2013/11 LAUGHING STOCK COMEDY IN THE CAPITAL THE BEST THANKSGIVINGFEASTS IN THE CITY 1 NOVEMBER 2013 ECOLOGICAL ECONOMY 生态经济(英文版) 主管单位: 云南出版集团公司 HR & Admin Assistant Siyu He 主办单位: 云南教育出版社 Director of Digital Communications & PR Iain Shaw 出版: 生态经济杂志社 Chief Technical Officer Badr Benjelloun 社长: 李安泰 IT Support Yan Wen 主编: 高晓铃 Deputy Web Managing Editor Jessica Rapp 地址: 昆明市环城西路609号云南新闻出版大楼4楼 Junior Web Editor Crystal Li 邮政编码: 650034 Photographers Mitchell Pe Masilun, Sui, Ken, Jamie Gu 国内统一刊号: CN53-1197/F Sales Manager Ivy Wang 国际标准刊号: ISSN1673 – 0178 Sales Account Executives Maggie Zhang, Sheena Hu Anna Rudashko, Amy Sun, Winter Liu Managing Editor Steven Schwankert Sales Assistant Wendy Lü Deputy Managing Editor Paul Ryding Editors Cat Nelson, Jessica Rapp, Nick Richards General inquiries: 5820 7700, 5820 7100 Production Manager Joey Guo Fax: 5820 7895 Contributors Shannon Aitken, Jim Boyce, Jerry Chan, Editorial inquiries: [email protected] George Ding, Crystal Li, Kyle Mullin, Iain Shaw Event listing submissions: [email protected] Sales inquiries: [email protected] Advertising Agency True Run Media Marketing inquiries: [email protected] 全国广告总代理: 深度体验国际广告(北京)有限公司 Distribution inquiries: [email protected] 北京广告代理: 北京爱见达广告有限公司 地址: 北京市朝阳区建国路93号万达广场10号楼2801室 Complimentary copy, not for sale. 部分非卖品,仅限赠阅 邮政编码: 100022 电话: 5820 7700, 5820 7100 传真: 5820 7895 Room 2801, Building 10, Wanda Plaza, 93 Jianguo Lu, Chaoyang District, Beijing 100022 General Manager Michael Wester Operations Director Toni Ma Editorial Director Jerry Chan Art Director Susu Luo Designer Micky Pan Marketing Manager Shana Zhang www.issuu.com/thebeijinger Event and Brand Manager Victoria Yang the_beijinger Distribution Coordinator Cao Yue WeChat theBeijinger Accountant Judy Zhao www.facebook.com/theBeijinger Cashier Alice Wang facebook HR & Admin Executive Cathy Wang twitter theBeijinger 2 NOVEMBER 2013 06 What’s Happening: The most important dates this month CITY SCENE Stat: Who has the priciest cup of coffee in Beijing? Going Underground: The National Library, Line 4 and 9 .... Scene & Heard: See yourself at the Beijinger 12th Anniversary Zodiac Party 12 As Beijing’s comedy scene transforms from nascent to explosive, we COVER FEATURE take a look at an international star bolstering the scene, meet some local laugh-a-minutes and find out what makes them so funny. 20 What’s New: Okra, Jing Yaa Tang, 29 Grill, Moka Bros, El Gran FOOD & DrinK Bocado, Bamiyan, Ink, Commix Bar and Restaurant, Square One Dining Feature: A field guide to Ghost Street Dining Q&A: Amber Deetlefs, Pinotage Last Orders: Christina Aman Riglet, formerly of Mosto Restaurants Back For More: Lost Heaven Alleyway Gourmet: Huang Tai Ji Wokipedia: Q is for … qi, qiang guo, quail egg, qiao rou Taste Test: Cough Drops Drinks Feature: Problems and solutions in the local craft beer scene Cocktail Profiler: Trevor Metz of Plan B Made in China: The perils to wine in China Just Desserts: Chili Chocolate Cake, Q Mex … plus what we’ve loved eating this month Inspect a Gadget: Machines to make your party rave 54 GO What’s New Venues: O’Quirey, Yike Gallery Get the Look: Jewelry Get Out: Diving in the Philippines 62 Playlist: Lolly Fan MEET Feature interview: Mac DeMarco A Drink With: Zach Lewison Feature interview: The Bumbys Page Turners: Lao She Revisited Mastermind: Peter Murchison 70 ECOLOGY Feature: Infipure nose filters – are they safe? 73 EVENTS What you shouldn’t miss this month 80 PEKING MAN George gets a haircut NEXT MONTH: DECEMBER This month’s cover EVENTS features Des Bishop HOLIDAY PARTY and was shot by Sui PLANNING DEADLINE: at Paddy’s Irish Bar in NOVEMBER 11 Sanlitun. 3 NOVEMBER 2013 The most important dates this month WHAT’S HAPPENING Eating, China’s altruism and eating more 2 13 meat and a dope after- moving to party: Chi Fan for the city – have you seen the size of kids Charity gives self- today? Capital M indulgence a bit discusses centuries of of redemption. food culture upended by contemporary He’s had more trends in this food- bad days than crazed country. 3 good ones since “Disagreeably his one - hit loud wonder back in 2006, misanthrope but what a hit it was. 9 rock” is one And it’s still getting label you’re not likely Daniel Powter around The Modern Sky Festival returns and runs until December 8. At the to forget in a hurry the world seven years time of going to print, they hadn’t and that’s precisely on. Don’t be surprised confirmed, but organizers had as why Witch Hats at 2 27-31 good as told everyone that they if the Canadian sells Kolegas is a simply have managed to sign up Tegan and Sara, Cat Power, out the ThinkPad space and The Cardigans (pictured) for this year. Prepare to unmissable show this this month. fall in love with “Lovefool” all over again. month. Two big nights of laughs Canadian rock slacker Mac DeMarco planned at Paddy’s Sanlitun always delivers the outrageous in this month as Punchline his live show – mostly because he 19-20 29 gets bored he says. God alone knows brings in UK mirth merchants Marcus how he’ll react to the sweaty confines of MAO Brigstocke, Imran Yusuf and Andre Vincent. Livehouse, but you better not miss out. We defy you to Haze reaches the terrible twos this month. not get on your Promising a stroll down memory lane, the 9 feet when Herbie 1 electro den will be a good option to get you Hancock bursts going again after your All Hallows shenanigans. “Rockit.” A grandpa NO costumes please; this is strictly business. of funk, or the godfather of post-bop We love Movember. It’s our favorite holiday of – whichever it is, he’s the year. A wonderfully timed, gloriously hirsute older than you and 22 celebration of the good fight against ball cancer. you should respect Funk Fever at The Bar at Migas will be a fine place to show your elders. off your, by now, wonderfully luxuriant soup strainer. For more events, see p73. Visit www.thebeijinger.com for more details. 4 NOVEMBER 2013 5 NOVEMBER 2013 Start as you mean to go on CITYNATIONAL LIBRARY // NEWSBITES SCENE // SCENE & HEARD // JOKES BEAN COUNTING UBC Coffee RMB 45 Costa RMB 31 Zoo Coffee RMB 28 SPR Coffee RMB 36 Starbucks RMB 30 Tous Les Jours RMB 22 Coffee Su RMB 32 Pacific Coffee Company Holiland (Takeout only) RMB 30 RMB 12 An investigation by CCTV last month charged Starbucks with ripping off Chinese consumers. Seattle’s finest might not be the cheapest, but it’s far from the worst offender … Cost of a mid-sized latte, RMB LETTER FROM AN EDITOR howl at YouTube videos of dogs behaving like humans. You’re probably thinking my views on humor mean But Beijing-centric parodies on popular chart songs? nothing since I told you what bangs my funny bone. I Not so much. I consider the original version of “The It’s a bit like telling a joke that nobody laughs at, which Office” to be a masterpiece, and Ricky Gervais’ portrayal happens to me a lot. Thankfully, our cover feature this of the hapless boss should go down in history as one of month was put together with the help of a diverse the finest comedy performances ever. But his stand-up range of local and international comedians specializing routine? Meh, I can take it or leave it. I cried tears of laugh- in all forms of comedy, who, more often than not, know ter after watching a man cry tears of pain from eating a how to tickle ribs. The production of this month’s cover tablespoonful of cinnamon (it was when he tried to talk feature served as a timely reminder of just how lucky we and only succeeded in sputtering more cinnamon that are to have such a hard-working, diverse and spirited did it). But slapstick comedy? It just plain annoys me. I comedy community in the capital. Support and enjoy delight in the confident employment of a well-placed our local comedy scene. It turns out we’ve got a lot to swear word. But I’d take the saintly repertoires of Jerry laugh about. Seinfeld and Jethro over the blue routines of Chubby Brown or Bernard Manning any day. The point being, it’s hard to define funny, and much harder to explain why something’s funny. It’s matter of opinion. But then, I don’t Paul Ryding do it for a living. Deputy Managing Editor 6 NOVEMBER 2013 GENERATION GAP “Knock, knock” “Ding-dong” TELL US A JOKE PETER KOVEOS CCTV Sports Reporter Q: Why are there so A: Because they all many Smiths in the have phones. phone book? PHOTO: COURTESY OF DANNI ZHENG OF DANNI COURTESY PHOTO: 7 NOVEMBER 2013 NEWSBITES The Mayor of London, Boris John- schools. Simple enough, right? the cheerleaders came last month. son, paid a visit to our capital for The New England Patriots Cheer- The phrase “Great Wall of Garbage” the British Brands Festival and got leaders made their seventh trip to went viral online after the National up to some good self-branding China to train local cheerleaders Holiday. It was revealed that 109 shenanigans himself. It turns out for beach volleyball games and tons of garbage was left on the Johnson fancies himself quite also made an appearance at the wall by some 356,600 sightse- the “Ringo Star.” He joined The Kerry Center. Now that’s a serve. ers between October 1 and 6. City Beijing Beatles on drums for their workers had to scramble in and Video games and their consoles set at the festival and smoothly around the crowds to clean up their may soon be available “over the reinforced the argument that mess.