M. C. Fine Arts Festival Features Concerts by Parnas, Persichetti, Kitto Lecture and Spender Reading

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Vol. XXXIX Madison College, Harrisonburg, Virginia, Saturday, March 23, 1963 No. 24 M. C. Fine Arts Festival Features Concerts By Parnas, Persichetti, Kitto Lecture And Spender Reading

British poet and editor Stephen musical superiority. He has made Glasgow, Scotland. In this coun- Spender, Cellist Leslie Parnas, three concert tours in Europe and try he has taught at Cornell Uni- classics scholar H. D. F. Kitto, and has recorded under the Pathe- versity and Brandeis University. American composer Vincent Per- Marconi label in Paris. Dr. Kitto was Phi Beta Kappa sichetti will be featured lecturers On Wednesday, H. D. F, Kitto, Visiting Scholarship in 1962. He and performers for the 6th annual classics scholar, will lecture on is a fellow of the British Academy Madison College Fine Arts Festi- 'The Greek Drama" at 12:00 -noon and a member of the Royal Society val scheduled March 29—April 5. in Wilson Hall. H. D. F. Kitto of Literature. His published works The college Arts Festival opens comes to us through the Visiting include The Greeks, Form and March 29 with a modern dance Scholars Program of the University Meaning in Drama, and Sophocles: recital by the Madison Orchesis Center of Virginia. He has been Dramatist and Philosopher. Also ' Club in Wilson Hall Auditorium Professor of Greek at the Univer- on Wednesday, the Madison Col- at 8 p.m. The performance will sity of Bristol in England, and lec- lege Film Society will present be repeated at the same time and turer in Greek at the University of "Black Orpheus," a foreign film, place on the 30th. at 7:45 p.m. in Wilson Hall. Leslie Parnas, cellist, will appear "Tip" Those Professors Vincent Persichetti, American Stephen Spender in concert on April 2 at 8 p.m. in composer, will give a lecture on >• British Poet and Editor Wilson Hall Auditorium. He will "Our New American Music" and be accompanied by William Leland, Faculty Supports concert April 4 at 8 p.m. in Wil- a pianist and member of the Madi- son Hall Auditorium. An informal Visiting Scholar Brogan Will Speak son College music faculty. coffee with Mr. Persichetti will be Leslie Parnas studied on a Easter Seal Drive held earlier in the day, at 4 p.m. . 4 scholarship at the Curtis Institute The annual Easter Seal Drive Vincent Persichetti is a virtuoso On U. S. As Leader Of The West' of Music with Gregor Piatigorsky has begun on the Madison cam- performer, scholar, artist teacher and made his debut at the age of pus, with the faculty of the college and the author of one of the well- Denis William Brogan, one of American Problem, 1934; Introduc- 14 with the St. Louis Symphony. volunteering to help Alpha Gamma known books on the art of music. , seven visiting scholars tp. visit tion to American Politics, 1955;. He became the principal cellist of Delta social fraternity to raise His compositions include works in Madison College this year, will "and The French Nation, 1957.' He this orchestra, and has since been funds. almost every genre, and his music speak on "The United States as has published over fifteen books, principal cellist with the Aspen The faculty will serve a meal in is performed here and abroad. Mr. the Leader of the West" March 26 plus numerous articles in Ameri- Festival, the. Chautauqua Sym- the dining halls at 6:00 p.m., Mon- Persichetti graduated from the at 3:30 p.m. in Blackwell Audi- can, British, and French journals. phony, and performer at-the Marl- day, March 25, and Madisonites are Combs College of Music and the torium. Dr. Brogan's visit at Madison is boro Festival of Music. Mr. Parnas asked to support this Easter Seal Philadelphia Conservatory and Cur- Dr. Brogan, historian and politi- under the auspices of the Visiting was chosen by the New York campaign by "tipping" the pro- tis Institute. He is head of the cal scientist, was educated at St. Scholars Program of the Univer- Violoncello Society as the outstand- fessors. department of composition at the Columcille's School; Rutherglen sity Center in Virginia. ing American cellist to represent Easter Seal sponsors a summer Philadelphia Conservatory and a Academy; Glasglow University; this country at the Casals Inter- camp treatment center which pro- member of the composition faculty Balliol College, Oxford; and Har- national Concours in Paris where vides treatment in physical, occu- at the Juilliard School of Music. vard. He is presently Professor of M. C.'s Sidorfsky he won first prize. He was also pational, speech and hearing ther- Author, music critic, lecturer, per- Political Science at Cambridge. the recipient of the Trofeo Prima- apy. The fraternity hopes to spon- former and conductor, he has been He has been a lecturer at Uni- To Give Recital vera of the Italian Radio Network sor a trip for a child to the camp the recipient of awards and com- versity College, London, and at the Competition and the Harriet Cohen this summer to receive treatment Frank M. Sidorfsky, assistant (Continued on Page 3) London School of Economics. He Medal, an international award for which many physically-defected is an Honorary Fellow at Corpus professor of music at Madison Col- children in Rockingham County Christ! College, Oxford, where he lege, will give a clarinet recital desperately need. Germans Sponsor » was formerly Fellow and Tutor. March 26 at 8 p.m. in the Cam- Summer Students Alpha Gamma Delta has been a His degrees and honors include pus School auditorium. pioneer in altruistic work since Informal Dance the LL. D. degree, D. es Lettres Sidorfsky, on leave of absence, is To Enroll Now 1919. In 1947 it centered its ac- An Informal Dance sponsored by (Honorable), the M. A. degree, currently doing work on the Doc- All students who plan to attend tivities on helping children through the German Dance Club will be the Chevalier de la Legion d'Hon- tor of Musical Arts degree at the Summer Session arc asked to its work with the Easter Seal So- held Saturday, March 23, 8:30 p.m. neur and Commander of The Order Eastman College where he received enroll in the Office of Dean War- ciety. On the local level, the fra- to 12 a.m. in Keezell Gym. . of Orange-Nassau. Dr. Brogan is his M.M. degree. ren as soon as possible. Students ternity works at the Rockingham Music will be provided by the a foreign member of the Massa- The program will include Fan- who make out a tentative summer Crippled Children's Rehabilitation Collegians, a vocal group from the chusetts Historical Spciety. taisie-Caprice by Lefebvre, Con- session schedule during the Spring Center which is sponsored by the University of Richmond, and ad-' Dr. Brogan's publications include: certo for Clarinet by Carl Nielsen, Registration period will still have society. Here children with any mission will be $2.00 per couple The American Political System, a Sonata for clarinet and piano by to go to the auditorium Jo con- types of crippling disease or hear- and tickets will be sold at the door. 1933; Abraham Lincoln, 1935; The Brahms, and a Sonatina for clari- firm their Spring Registration at ing and speech problems receive The theme of the dance is net and piano by David Russell the opening of the Summer Ses- treatment which is paid, for by "Spring has Sprung." All students Williams. sion, Monday, June 24, 1963. Easter Seal. and guests are invited to attend. Miss Helen Inyiger, assistant Sororities Select pfofessor of Music at Madison, will be the piano accompanist. To Perform March 27 1963-64 Officers Sidorfsky has studied clarinet , ■ The seven sororities on campus under Leopold Liegal formerly of Lettermen, Folk-Ballad Singers9 Are Slated have elected their officers for the the Minneapolis Symphony, An- 1963-64 session. thony Gigliotti of the Philadelphia Linda Pace is president of Alpha Orchestra, Robert Marcellus of For Sophomore Class Day Entertainment Sigma Alpha. Becky Black is vice the Cleveland Symphony, and Stan- The Lettermen, a vocal trio, will president; Lynn Zirkle, recording ley Hasty of the Rochester Phil- be the Sophomore Class Day per- secretary; Gussie Homan, corres- harmonic. formers,, on Wednesday, March 27 ponding secretary; and Becky While serving in the navy, Si- at the noon assembly jn- Wilson Scruggs, treasurer. dorfsky played in bands in the Auditorium. The newly elected Sigma Sigma Mediterranean and in the cities of Sigma officers are Chris Woods, Philadelphia and Pensacola. He Two years ago Tony Butala, Jim president; Suzanne Buschman, vice has played with the Pensacola Pike, and Bob Engemann decided president; Gail Woodard, corres- Symphony, the Flint Symphony, to pool their talents and to form ponding secretary; Linda Hahn, rer the Eastman Wind Ensemble, and their group. Since that time they cording secretary; Monette Rober- the Rochester Philharmonic. have recorded five singles for the son, treasurer, and Liz Hudgins, During the summers he has at- Capitol Recording Company. The keeper-of-grades. tended the Monteux School for first record was "The Way You Barbara Ford is the president of conductors in Hancock, Maine, and Look Tonight," an old standard Alpha Sigma Tau. Jill Meyers is has spent the last two summers as with a new arrangement. Others vice president; Carol Mauk, record- a member of the orchestra in the are "How Is Julie?" "When I Fall ing secretary; Mary Jane Murray, New Hampshire Music Festival. In Love," and "Come Back Silly corresponding secretary; and treas- Girl." Their L.P.s for Capitol are urer, Shirley Thaxton. Graduate Exam "A Song For Young .Love," "Col- Serving as president of Alpha lege Standards," "Once Upon A Gamma Delta is Julie Walker; first Set For April 27 Time," and "Jim, Tony, and Bob— vice president, Marie Johnson; sec- The next date on which the The Lettermen." On their albums • ond vice president, Pat Bowers; Graduate Record Examination will they feature folk songs such as corresponding secretary, Ellen be administered at Madison College "Michael," and ojd standards such Garett; recording secretary, Gina is Saturday, April 27, 1963. Stu- as "When You Wish Upon A Linton; and treasurer, Mary Saw- dents interested in taking this test Star." yer. should send in their applications to The Lettermen are in reality let- *•*.. The new officers of Phi Mu are the Education Testing Service, termen! All three have partici- Sandra Blosser, president; Ruth Princeton, New Jersey, by April pated in sports; in fact, it was this Monsch, vice president; Carolyn 10. For additional information or mutual interest that brought them Airhart, recording secretary; Bob- application blanks, contact Dean together, presenting "The Letter- bie Prince, corresponding secre- Percy Warren or Dean Phyllis men" as a natural hame for the * - (Continued on Page 4) Meek. (Continued on Page 3) Lettermen

\ Madison College, Saturday, March23, 1963 ^ Two The Free Lance Does A Patient Have To Die LITTLE MAN ON CAMPUS Mass Media Before Drug Is Administered? Promotes End Of Isolationism The traffic problem in front of Doc's is comparable to a death killing disease. —by Ronald E. Hoover— The disease, the traffic situation in front of Doc's, has al- Our modern world is a small, ready attacked the individual, the innocent street crossers at complex, and dynamic unit. We this crossing. A patient, when sick, shows symptoms of illness. can find out what has just hap- He coughs up blood. His body is broken and bruised. Last pened on the other side of the semester two serious accidents occurred ia this area of crossing world by merely picking up the nearest newspaper, or turning on in "which students were badly injured and property was dam*- our radio or television. Nations aged. are thrown into constant contact The body deteriorates when disease strikes it. Just last with each other. Political leaders week another of several car accidents at this area of crossing can talk to a whole nation at one time. The media of entertainment occurred. One car was seriously damaged. The individuals has audiences of millions.of people were badly shaken up. at a given time. Ideas and A disease, when not curtailed, spreads. So is this true of feelings are communicated over long distances al- the traffic problem in front of Doc's. Last week, in a hour long most instantane- survey, 624 cars passed this point of danger and, for the most ously in this day part, they were traveling at a speed approximating 25 miles per and'age. hour. The number of cars crossing this area is constantly in- The problems creasing. of mass com- munication are Indicative, also, of a serious illness is the rise of the pa- just beginning to tient's temperature. At this same time, when this survey was \ be realized. The made, 72 people ventured across the diseased area. The number '—W£LL,_P)PJA evgK epp ro THINK THAT THIS VJUg content of Com- of students crossing Main Street at Doc's is forever increasing MIGHT fc&FuecrA PPgTTf POOIZ JOB &T&cmGl" munication is no longer the only as is the degree of danger. f R. Hoover con g i d e ration; An individual, upon realizing the seriousness of his disease Breeze Is Not Censored just as important for someone in- becomes fearful and, unless he goes to a doctor, venturesome. terested in communications is the EVERY DAY hundreds of individuals cross this corrupted By Students Or Faculty effect these things have on the peo- area and, literally, take their lives into their own hands. ple to whom they are directed. The Breeze is not subject to censorship by any member of Propaganda becomes an interna- Upon realizing his symptoms of disease, the intelligent in- the faculty or administration or by any member of the student tional concern. dividual goes to the doctor and takes the prescribed treatment. body. The responsibility of , censorship lies solely with the Hollywood usually has a greater The patient, the students and administration at Madison Col- influence on maturing youth than editor-in-chief of the Breeze. The Breeze is a student paper lege, has recognized the -dangerous symptoms mounting. .He the church he attends. , Despite financed.!))- the'student body and organized and'direclecf by a has gone to the state and to the city council," the doctors, and standards of censorship, books of all types are available on the mar- has requested-help. BUT THE MEDICINE, THE LIFE- student-elected editor. ,, If any member of the faculty or the student body wishes to ket for just about everyone. With SAVING DRUG, HAS NOT BEEN ADMINISTERED. IN- submit an article for Breeze publication or if any Madison the rise of the cinema and broad- STEAD THE DOCTORS, ARE BICKERING OVER THE casting, entertainment has become MINUTE DETAIL AS TO WHO WILL PAY THE DOC- student wishes to have a picture taken for the Breeze, he must an industry rather than an artistic TOR'S BILL. Granted, the doctors did take enough time contact a member of the Breeze staff or the editor-in-chief of endeavor. Newspapers play a large from their spat to administer a drug but*it was ineffective. the Breeze. Articles will not be accepted and pictures will not role in determining the temper of be taken without the student or professor contacting a Breeze the "popular mind." The crosswalks the city council placed at inappropriate spots No longer can we isolate our- have now disintegrated into nothingness. Even if the cross- staff member first. The editor-in-chief has the right to accept or refuse the request for a story or picture. selves into little communities of walks were visible, they would still be ineffective since the cars one kind or another. We are heed them not. Stories written by Breeze staff members and pictures taken literally forced to associate with by the Breeze staff photographer are not subject to approval So the real drug for this disease, a stop light in front of and communicate with people of by anyone other than the editor-in-chief. The editor accepts all walks of life. Understanding Doc's, remains stored in the vault of the doctors' plush offices. the responsibility of libel or incorrect news reports. must come about, or else we will And the patient is gradually getting worse. One of these days The staff has neither the time nor the energy to srtow be faced with grave problems that he is going to get seriously ill or even die. The responsibility arise from misunderstanding. articles and pictures which have been taken to members of the will not lie with the patient he tried to get that life-saving Up until now many colleges have student body and the professors for approval. The editor has drug but with the doctors. rejected most of the attempts at had the journalistic background with which she may judge or setting up courses designed to Does someone have to be a sacfifice before this inconse- re-write material submitted. She, also, feels that her staff is study the phenomena of mass com- quential bickering stops? Do we have to let a disease kill be- competent enough to write and check out material submitted munications (which is an inter- fore the doctors decide a drug should be administered? We to the Breeze. She does not feel that it need be checked by departmental concern). They usually feel a study of this type can't take the chance. We can't wait. WE NEED THAT other students or members pf the faculty. If any question arises STOP LIGHT! lacks the value and dignity that a which the editor feels is not under her jurisdiction or she feels study of Shakespeare, classical should be "checked out", the Breeze has a faculty advisor who music, or medieval England might is competent and well-versed on journalistic principles and mat- possess. And this is true; however, I Hand To You .... ters. our modern age must be under- stood in all of its significant as- Pat Steele, the newly elected editor-in-chief of the Breeze, pects. The scholar cannot pull will take over the responsibilities of the paper next week. Men's SGO Drops Veil Of Secrecy; away from the contemporary scene I hand over to her a fine paper which has, over the past but must contribute his talents towards interpreting some meaning year, founded many traditions and has changed many policies. Student Asks Court For Open Trial out of all its perplexing develop- Over to her, likewise, I hand many of the Breeze's problems ments. The veil of secrecy was dropped rupting the assembly by walking and the knowledge of many of its mistakes. In taking over o by the Men's Student Court for up the aisle of the auditorium from the editorship, Pat will be given an unequaled opportunity to the second time this semester on the mens day room while the learn, and to interpret and express student opinion. These March 19. At the request of a de- speaker was talking. Social Workers things will be of unimaginable value to her as an individual and fendant, the Student Court con- The Court rendered the verdict as the new editor of the Breeze. ducted an open trial at which any that Mr. Miller must spend two member of the student body could hours in the library between the Hold Symposium But of all else, I leave to Pat a tradition, a responsibility hours of seven and ten four have attended. Fifteen visitors at- A Panel Program concerning and the very thing which is the lifeblood of the Breeze tended the trial. weekday nights through May 10. public social services will be pre- the desire to fight complacency. Throughout the year the edi- Two cases were being tried by The charges of excessive noise sented at Madison College March torial policy of the Breeze has been based on this desire and, as the student court. In the first case, and the disturbance of the dormi- 27 at 2 p.m. in Moody Auditorium. a result, we have had great success in interpreting the student George Miller was accused of dis- tory residents of Wayland Dormi- . tory on numerous occasions by Members of the panel Will be and student-administrative problems. Mr. George T. Kalif, Director of Letter To The Editor means of driving around the dorm I hope, among all else, that this desire to destroy comin a car and talking' to girls the School of Social Work at placency will be fostered and continued in the new editor-in- through the windows was the R.P.I., who will act as coordina- ■ chief's paper. As long as she has it, as long as the Breeze ex- Smith Expresses second case under consideration by tor; Mr. F.'j. Hare, Chief Pro- bation Officer of the Henrico presses it, the student body will never be allowed to wither.. the Court. 'Sincere Thanks' After deliberation, the court sug- County Juvenile and Domestic Re- Lyn Cox Dear Editor: gested suspension of Mr. Harlow's lations Court; Mr. William Mar- editor-in-chief I wish to extend to my former use of his car on campus for one lowe, Clinical Social Worker at students my sincere thanks for week and issued a warning to Mr. Veterans Administration Hospital cards, letters and flowers I've re- Harlow that if his car or he be in Richmond; and Mr. Herbert 5fyp Irwi? ceived from them since I left the again brought before the Court on Ross, Chief of Social Services at College at the beginning of March a .similar charge that hv will lose the Social Service Bureau in Rich- FOUNDED 1922 mond. on sick leave. A all driving privileges for the re- Each panel member will speak Published Weekly by the Student Body of Madison College, Mrs. Smith and I drive over to mainder of the college year. Mr. Harrisonburg, Virginia the University of Virginia Hos- Miller was recommended to be sus- on social work as practiced in his pital five days a week where I re- pended from school for one week*" particular agency, giving an indica- ceive cobalt 'treatments in prepara- and to be placed on social proba- tion of the general framework and MEMBER OP: tion for an operation. I'm fortu- tion for the remainder of his col- kind of problems handled. A dis- National Advertising Service, Inc., Intercollegiate Press, nate in that I. can live at home for lege years at Madison. cussion period will follow the Associated Collegiate Press, Virginia Intercollegiate Press the time being. Mr. Harlow's and Mr. Miller's talks. Glenn C. Smith sentences have been submitted to Students from Eastern Mennon- Editor-in-Chief Business Manager 370 Monticello Avenue the Faculty Judiciary Committee ite and Bridgewater Colleges are Lyn Cox Judy Oyhus Harrisonburg, Virginia for approval. invited to the program. Madison College, Saturday, March 23, 1963 Three Orchesis To Present Original Dances In Spring Concert For Arts Festival

As part of the Fine Arts Festi- tures, ranging in mood from tense val, the Orchesis Club of Madison drama to light comedy. The long- will present its annual Spring Con- est and most intricate of the dances, cert March 29 and 30 at 8:00 p.m. "Dance Overture," involves several in Wilson Auditorium. different moods and changes, in The dances will be of diverse na- atmosphere. ., Another arrangement to be performed at the concert is one en- Madison Sponsors titled "Lines, Lines, Lines" which depicts college life and which was performed by Orchesis members at H. S. Science Fair the Richmond Fine Arts Festival The fourth annual Shenandoah earlier this month. Regional Science Fair has been "Fire", "Spiritual Trilogy", and scheduled at Madison College "Way Out West" are dances re- April 6. vived from last year. The re- According to Dr. John C. Wells, mainder of the dances, with the ex- head of the Madison College de- ception of "Dance Overture", are partment of physics, approximately original compositions composed by one hundred high school science the club members. "Dance Over- students from Page, Shenandoah, ture" was composed by Miss Peggy Kockingham, Augusta, Highland, Blackmon. "WAY OUT WEST . . ." Members of Orchesis rehearse for their concert in the Fine Arts Festival. and Bath counties are expected to Participating in the program are: Left to right are Charlotte Rawls, Pam Hoff, Pam Whitcraft, Mary Samples, and Linda O'Bryan. compete for honors in this year's Andrea Berkley, Peggy Blackmon, fair. Carol Huddle, Carolyn Krauch, Exhibits by contestants will be Sandy Lageman, Bobby MacKin- displayed in Burruss Hall at 10 non, Diane Powell, Mary Samples, Survey Reveals U. S. College Man Is a.m. on the 6th, according to Dr. Nancy Davis, Patsy Dykes, Linda Wells. Judging will take place be- Guthrie, Lois -Phillips, Peggy Rog- Well Groomed, Well Prepared For Life tween 10 a.m. and 1 p.m. Wells ers, Helen Gay Thomas, Betsy also said that the exhibits will be Zimmerman, Betty Gallagher, Pam The U. S; College man is 20.6 While December was still early Time; 21.5%, Newsweek and grouped into six categories accord- Hoff, Linda O'Bryan, Pam Whit- years old. Twelve chances out of in the current model year, 2.7% 20.7%, Playboy. Asked to list their ing to science area and grade levels craft, Terry Wilson, *Charlotte a hundred, he is married. He already drive a 1963 automobile, "first favorite" magazine, 13.3% of students. The fair will be open Rawls, Tammy Latimer, Suzanne spent $68 in refurbishing his back- 10.7% a 1962 model, 8.4% a 1961 answered Playboy; 12.3%, Time; to the public between 1 and 5 p.m. Buschman, Judy Oyhus, and Mar- to-campus wardrobe. It's an even model and 7.6% a 1960 model. 8.9%, Life; 8.1%, Sports Illustrated on the 6th. lene Matthews. bet that he owns or has full-time When asked about alcoholic bev- and 6.6%, Saturday Evening Post. The top two winners in the Re- Sponsors of Orchesis are Miss use of an automobile. He makes a erage consumption, 66.8% of all When asked, "In which one gional Fair will be eligible to enter Peggy Blackmon and Miss Patsy 'point of being well-groomed and male undergraduates responded af- magazine are you most likely to the National Scjence Fair competi- Dykes. has already accumulated- much of firmatively. Moreover, 60.5% drink Took at the advertisements?": tion at Albuquerque, New Mexico, the gear of the good life. beer, 25.3% wine, 50% liquor. 22.7% named Playboy; Jl.8%, Life; May 6. Other available aiwards to LETTERMEN He is Joe College, 1963. 50.4% of all male college stu- 7.7%, Esquire; 5.9%, Saturday entrants include citation ribbons, (Continued from Page 1) A mass of brand new informa- dents surveyed answered that they Evening Post; 3.9%, Sports Il- science books, and a U. S. Navy group. Pike lettered in football in tion about the nation of male smoked: 41.8% cigarettes, 11.9% lustrated; t3.3%, The New Yorker cruise. Idaho Falls, Idaho; Engemann in undergraduates is revealed in a new cigars and 14.8% pipes. Among and 3.3%, Time. No aided recall Funds for operating the Regional baseball and football in Van Nuys, study, "Male College Student Sur- cigarette smokers, filter types were was used in any of the magazine Fair, are contributed by area busi- California; and Butala in baseball vey," conducted by the research the favorite, with the total sample questions. nesses and industries. Last year and track in Sharon, Pennsylvania. firm, Benn Management Corpora- showing 66.8% preferring this kind o contributors to the fair were: Before forming their present • tion, in cooperation with the Mar- of cigarette. 14.5% smoke king Cooper and Stroop Oil Co., Har- group the three boys had previous- ket Research Department of Play- size, while 22.3% smoke regular. FINE ARTS risonburg; Harrisonburg Telephone ly been members of other vocal boy magazine. Involving a sample Co.; Merck and Co., Inc., Elkton; Cigar smokers prefer panatella (Continued from Page 1) groups—Butala sang in a quartet size of 12,100 mail questionnaires, shapes with 33.3%, while 22.5% Reynolds Metals Company, Grot- x missions from Samaroff Founda- and Pike and Engemann in trios. the survey results are based on liked cigarillos, 19.3% blunts and toes; Rockingham Publishing Co., tion, the Koussevitzky Music Foun- They formed their group after dis- final returns from more than 5,000 15.9% tip ends. Of pipe smokers, Inc.; Clifton Forge-Way nesboro dation, the Juilliard Musical Foun- covering that their voices blended. male students from 72 U. S. col- 44.9% said that they smoked five Telephone Co.; DuPont Co., Way- Contrary to most vocal groups, the leges and universities. dation, and the St. Louis Sym- nesboro; American Safety Razor or less pipefuls during the week phony Orchestra. Lettermen all have the same range The survey shows that 11.2% of preceding the survey, 27% smoked Co., Staunton; Westinghouse Elec- and can interchange their parts, today's male students are married. 6 to 10 pipefuls, 8%, 11 to 15; A lecture and reading by Stephen* tric Co., Verona; and General Elec- singing the melody line, top or bot- Spender, British poet and editor of 11.8% of today's undergraduates 7.6%, 16 to 20 and 6.5%, 21 to 30. tric Co., Waynesboro. tom. Occasionally they do solos. "Encounter" magazine, will climax underwrite all of their college ex- The median price for their last The purpose of the Fair is to Connie Stevens, recording star, penses, while 17.2% do not con- pOund of tobacco purchased was the seven-day Arts Festival pro- promote interest in science among had this to say about the Letter- tribute at all to their college sup- $2.30. gram. Mr. Spender's reading will area high school students and to men, "They can take a song that be, presented April 5 at 8 p.m. in port. 62.4% live on campus, 22.4% That today's college man is far encourage outstanding science stu- was a hit twenty years ago and off campus but not with their fam- from the "beatnik" type is shown Wilson Hall Auditorium. An in- dents to further their training. make it a hit all over again, and ilies, and 15.2% reside off campus by the high use of personal groom- formal coffee will also be held for they can do it without changing with their families. 29.3% belong ing aids. 83.6% use after-shave Mr. Spender April 5 at 4 p.m. in (1948) an autobiography displays the original concept of the song to a social fraternity. lotions, 72.8%, shampoo; 69.3%, the parlor of Alumnae Hall. the same, spirit that prevails in his As to outside jobs, the study hair dressing; 41.4%, cologne and Stephen Spender, English poet poetry. The bulk of his poetry can Don Anti of Station KFWB in shows that 52.8% work during 38.1%, powder or talc. The survey and critic, was in the Thirties a be found in Collected Poems 1928- Hollywood said, "To accept public summer only, while 30.3% work also specifies what percent of stu- member of the "Pylon Poets" a 1953. acclaim gratefully and gracefully is • both during the summer and school dents used each of the products group that included W. H. Audens, All events of the Madison Col- hard to do and rarely done. But year. 14.6% do not work at all. "yesterday." For example, 91.3% C. Day Lewis, and Louis Mac- lege Fine Arts Festival are open the Lettermen are three young men As the survey was conducted used a deodorant, of whom 88.2% Neice. His World Within World to the public free of charge. who do, and sincerely." during December, 1962, a questiqn used it "yesterday."' as to whether the student would While the median expenditure leave the campus during the up- for back-to-school wardrobes in Porpoise Offers New Course In Jazzology; coming Christmas vacation showed 1962 was $68.07, 32% spent over that 92.7% would do so. 82.8% $100 and 8.7% over $200. The said they would travel by car, 6.5% typical student wardrobe consists Swimming Will Be Medium Of Interpretation by plane, 5.2% by bus, 5.5% by of 2.6 suits, 2 sports jackets, 6.5 train and .6% by boat. pairs of slacks, 3.8 pairs of shoes, A new course in Jazzology is to How dependent are today's col- 6.2 dress shirts, 10 sport shirts, 1.1 be given on campus! It will meet lege students on the automobile? topcoats or overcoats, 1.4 other Friday and Saturday nights of The survey shows that 36.7% pos- winter coats, .9 raincoats, .7 dress April 5 and 6 at 8:00 in Keezell sess their own cars while 10.7% hats, 4.7 sweaters, 8.3 ties, 2.7 Pool. The Porpoise Club of Madi- have full-time personal use of one. son College will instruct it. ————^^—^_^———^_ belts, 14.6 pairs of socks, 10 under- shirts, 10.5 pairs of undershorts. Jazz of many forms will he in- As to home entertainment, off- cluded in the study, and particular campus and on-campus, 49% own emphasis will be placed on its in- Minor Elections terpretation. The medium of in- record players, 16.9%, tape record- terpretation will be swimming Show 62% Turnout ers; 63.1%, table model radios; 16.5%, television sets. In addition, strokes, stunts, and water tech- niques. The sophomore class led with the 53.1% own transistor or portable largest number voting (291) in the radios. The course is designed to give minor elections held Tuesday. The 17.9% own 35 mm cameras; the student the unique experience of entertaining instruction without •freshman came in second with 243, 8.7%, movie cameras; 6%, Polaroid followed by the juniors with 233 cameras; 6.2%, slide projectors and the liabilities of tests and term papers. It will be open to all in- and seniors with 117. 8.7%, ' movie projectors. Type- terested persons. The junior class had 294 eligible writers are owned by 59.3%, wrist PREREQUISITE: coming early voters with 79 percent voting to watches by 88.9% and fountain to grab a seat. rank first in percent voting. Next, pens by 81.6%. ranking second, were the sopho- Questioned as to what magazines mores who had 481 eligible voters they read "regularly" (try to read Softball Players To Begin with 60 percent voting; ranking every issue), 34.5% said Playboy, third were the seniors who had 201 33.3% Life, 29.5% Time, 25.1% Intramural Season March 26 eligible voters with 58 percent ' Saturday Evening Post and 21.1% Softball Intramurals will begin' voting; and ranking fourth were the Sports Illustrated. As to maga- on Tuesday, March 26th and run freshman who had 459 eligible zines read "occasionally" (not every, until April 25,th. They will be voters with 53 percent voting. issue but more than three times a held each Tuesday and Thursday The total number of students year), 43.4% of the students indi- back, campus by the hockey field. JAZZOLOGY . . . Porpoise Club members Carlotta Hampson, Peggy eligible to vote was 1453 with 884 cated Life; 34.3%, Saturday Eve- Games will begin the first day. Hedley, Becky Latterback, and Chris Woods practice for their forth- voting or 62 percent. ning Post; 29.6%, Look; 28.4%, Some gloves will be furnished, coming program. Madison College, Saturday, March 23, 1963 Four Madison Concert Choir To Tour Business Dept To Hold Exhibit Eastern Maryland, New York The Madison College Conceit gram arc such selections as: Ado- Choir will leave March 28 for their ramus Te by Gasparini; Agnus At Open House ; 45th annual spring tour. The choir Sei by Faure; Gloria In Excelsis An exhibit of the latest in busi- will present two concerts in East- by Vivaldi; Crncifixus by Lotti; ness machines and equipment will ern Maryland and then go on to What Tongue Can Tell Thy Great- be the highlight of an open house New York City for the remainder ness by Bach; Comin' Through to be sponsored by the Business of the tour. Due to an 'invitation The Rye; Riddle Song; and Okla- Department of Madison College on growing out of the choir's appear- homa. Friday, March 29, 7:30-9:30 p.m., ance there two years ago, the This spring tour and a spring in Maury Hall. choir will sing at St. Thomas concert in April will climax this The purpose of the open house Church on March 31 at the' 4:00 semester's work of the choir. is to provide an opportunity for all choral evensong. Under the direc- Throughout the year the choir has students, faculty, and townspeople tion of Dr. Lester S. Bucher, the appeared in assembly programs, to view the type of training Madi- 45. voiced girl's choir will give a local church services and presented son gives to prepare young men varied program of sacred and sec- the annual Christmas concert. The and women to qualify as future ular music. Included on the pro- final performance of the concert business teachers and professional •choir this year will be at gradua- businessmen and businesswomen. SORORITIES SELECT tion exercises Of interest to the public will be (Continued from Page 1) a demonstration in the use of the tary; and treasurer, Robbie Pretty- Skill Ruilder in the teaching of man. RADIO .:. TV shorthand and of typewriting; in Randy Vaughan is president of PHONOGRAPH the use of the Overhead Projector Sigma Kappa. Ann Babich is first NEEDLES in showing transparencies; and in vice pl-sident; Mildred Funkhou- the use of multiple listening for Dr. Lester S. Bucher and three members of Concert Choir prepare a ser, second vice president; record- SALES .:. REPAIRS shorthand tapes. Each phase of ing secretary, Joan Ricco; corres- the department's work will be ex- selection for the annual Spring Tour. At the piano is Bev Sawyer; ,»d?M. Green Stamps on all back row, left to right are Judy Stover and Alice Ligon. ponding secretary, Janet Wood; plained by the members of Pi treasurer, Paula Revere; and regis- cash and carry service Omega Pi, an honor society in trar, Sandra Hammer. Business, and by members of the Open To MC Students ? Oma Gifford is the newly elected CHEW BROTHERS faculty. president of Zeta Tau Alpha. The 242 East Water St. The business machines to be on other officers have not yet been exhibition will be by the Charlot- Princeton Group To Sponsor Phone: 434-3631 elected. . ___ tesville Office Machines Company; i by Friden Incorporated; by IBM Symposium On World Affairs .OIHIIIMII Illlll ■■• IIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIHIIIIII Mllllllllllll Illllllll 1 11IMI1111H 11III III'.. Incorporated; by Royal Business Machines; by Victor Adding Ma- - The Princeton Response Com- The Friday night panel will in- chines; by Marchant; by Reming- |F. BARTH CAREER, INC mittee will present a weekend troduce the discussion of the prob- ton Rand; by A. B.';^idk Com- 124 SOUTH MAIN STREET Symposium open to interested lems^ which the artist faces in a pany; by National School and In- v Madison College students on April iocietji characterized by a high de- . dustrial Corporation; and by Mdn--. SHOP AT GARBER'S FOR YOUR ■-HV.20 and 21. -^ - ^^r rree. o\ "t«ani7*tic>nal and troyem- roe. I Tjonfrol. '" w nar pT&s'ures EASTER SHOE WARDROBE. • •The theme~of Ihe 1963 Respons\ o does society place I on the artist, Symposium is "The Pursuit of Ex- We have a wide "selection of colors VIRGINIA THEATRE and how does he react to these Free passes to the Virginia cellence in the Creative Arts: A and sizes by * * Problem of the Industrial Society". pressures? Do the rewards of con- Theatre go to Betty Coe, Anne formity force him to compromise DEB ORIGINALS Haines, Thelma Everhart, Kathy The Symposium will examine the problem of the search for excel- his artistic work? These and sim- JOYCE Morano, Ann Hepler, Barbara ilar questions will be the subject Reeves, Louise Thrower, Virginia lence in the creative arts from two "', iililliiniiili Illlllllllllllllll Ill IIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMI Mllllllllllll IIIMIMI Illf points of view: that of the artist of both the Friday night panel and Davis, Nancy Lynch, and Susan the Saturday seminars. and that of society. Bankert. The Symposium will also examine the theme from the point of view Off Campus Report of society. Where does the responsibility of the artist lie? Should the function of art be for personal Sweet Briar Has Many Transfers; edification or for the edification of society? Such questions as these Girls Dislike Being Stereotyped will appear recurrently throughout the week. By Henry Hurt not having boys around. I was Speakers will include Arnold According to an article in the afraid that" the people here might Gingrich, publisher; Robert Penn Sweet Briar News, a large number be warped, but they're not. Maybe Warren, writer; Bernard Malamud, of Sweet Briar freshmen have ap- it explains something about boys writer; Edward Arbee, writer; plied for transfer to other colleges. . . . Everyone has been just won- .Arthur Miller, writer; S. L. "Pat" A reporter, Carole Poer, has made derful, and the campus is just Weaver, television executive; New- a survey of the students desiring beautiful." ton Minow, chairman, F.C.C.; Rob- to transfer as well as those who Sweet Briar Exchange Student ert Whitehead, producer; and Au- plan to remain. gust Heckscher, Special Consultant It seems that the most common Now to turn to the impressions (Continued on Page 6) complaint of the girls planning to of the Sweet Briar girl who spent .jlllHlllllllllllllimillllllllllltHIIIIIIIIMIIIIIMIIIMllllllll'/, transfer is that the student body a week at Duke. According to is too homogeneou's. The girls feel Mandy McCormick, the exchange SCOTCH that the stereotyped image of the student, "I was surprised to find RECORDING TAPE "Sweet Briar Girl" is not good, that the complaints voiced (at particularly the conception that Duke) were very similar to those TRANSISTOR they all dress, talk, and think ex- often made at Sweet Briar . . . BATTERIES actly alike. Participants in the They felt that the student body is survey indicated that perhaps this too sterotyped, that the boys are \ at | image could be destroyed by ac- 'all the same,' that there is too cepting a more diverse group of great an emphasis on grades and freshmen. The diversification should yet an incongruous lack of 'intel- I LOEWNER'S I lie mainly in religion, income lectual discussion' among the stu- bracket, family background and dents outside of the classroom." I RECORD SHOP I general interests. It is true that particular trends ='oiiiiiiiMiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiminiiiiiiMinii^' \i The interviews also revealed that are found in every college, but, of discontentment is bred by the air course, this is true of every semi- Delivery of of anti-intellectualism which exists closed society on any level. We see at Sweet Briar. Conversely, a num- plenty of black umbrellas at Wash- Birthday Cakes ber of students feel that the at- ington & Lee, red bandana hand- and Other Specialties A swarm of fabulous bugs that never appeared on any mosphere of the college during the kerchiefs at Hampden-Sydney, by rather long haircuts at Virginia, window-screen ... bugs with week is quite conducive to study- a disarmingly medieval air ... ing, but the weekends offer prob- and certain degrees of each of Carl's Pastry, bugs fantastic, elaborate, striped lems along the lines of dating fa- these characteristics at all colleges. and spotted and improbably cilities. If certain trends tend to stereo- Inc. colored. Spread for inspection While this ripple of discontent- type a college, what's wrong with located in on The VILLAOER Dress; roll ment seems evident to the girls who it? One way to look at it is thai Mick-or-Mack Stores sleeves, pan collar, burlap belt go there, it is evidently difficult for the college itself is made more in- and all. Olive, Tan, or Blue Phone: Either Store cotton broadcloth. Sizes 6 to 16. an outsider to sense the under-cur- dividualistic among all colleges. or 434-3625 rents. Participating in an ex- (Continued on Page S) change program witnwith uuKe,.Duke,. Uni-uni- ^■■■■iumtini iiaiiti»iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii«rfiitiiiiiiiiiiiMitiifiiiiriiiiMiniiiii nm uriMiiinii i 11lr'^ versity of North Carolina, Swath- = more, Pembroke, and Cornell, a sophomore co-ed from Duke has The place to shop for your spent a week at Sweet Briar. She followed the regular routine which included attending classes. It is groceries is interesting to see her reaction to Sweet Briar, particularly concern- JIMMIES DRESS SHOP ing the aspects of the college which are causing the discontentment. MIDWAY GROCERY 66 EAST MARKET STREET The Duke co-ed regarded her classes as "excellent ... all very ,1050 SOUTH MAIN STREET HARRISONBURG, VIRGINIA exciting." In general, she comment-

ed, "It's really different, and funny ^IMIMIIIMMMIMMIIIIIIIIIIMMIIIIMIIIIMIIIIIIMIMIIIIIMIIMIMMIMIHIIIIMMIIIMIIIIIMIMIIIIIIIIIMMIMIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIMMMMIIlf Madison College, Saturday, March 23, 1963 Five 1 Sports Scene the WIGWAM. On Saturday after MC Defeats W&M the bouts they were given a tea, Bowling Ends and they returned to Harrisonburg With Faculty In Fencing Bouts Saturday evening. Saturday, March 23, the Madison In First Place The Fencing Team of Madison Fencing Team will play host to the was entertained at the college of team from Mary Washington Col- lege. — by Floyd Freeze—— William and Mary, March IS and MIIIIMIIIIIIIIlim I,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,„„ Illllllllllllllllllll., The Faculty swept three games 16, where the Madison teams were from the Sophomores last week to victorious over the host women's capture first place in Men's Bowl- teams. ing Competition. < SEE YOU The first team of Madison was The Sopho- made up of Merle Kemp, Claudia mores, while Bailey, Mary Allen Buren, and Lee dropping these AT Foster (alternate). Madison defeat- three games, ed William and Mary six bouts out clinched second of nine, or 6-3. place. The second team excelled to a The Seniors 9-0 victory over the women's fenc- took three games ing team of William and Mary. from the Juniors DOC'S Jane Copenhaver, Doris Grey, Syl- in other action via Ottoway, and Lee Foster (al- »'.. ■ imiiiiMiiiiiiililimiiiiiiiiMitiiiiiHiit* last week. How- Floyd Freeze ternate) made up the second team. ever, this was too ON GUARD i . . Mary Allen Buren and Claudia Bailey demonstrate The girls were accompanied by little, too late, as the Seniors ended skills that were used at a recent fencing bout at William and Mary , Dr. Caroline Sinclair, advisor and the season in last place; four places College. coach. They arrived Friday after- behind the third plaoe_ Juniors. noon and received a short tour of VIRGINIA Next week information will be HARHISONBURG, VA. |,'Hgt'_gim Williamsburg and had luncheon at given on the participants, who cap- Sweet Briar tured High Strikes, Spares, Game, NOW thru TUES. etc. for the past season. Edgar,Allan Poe's Dating Rules, Social Pressure "SAY IT BEST, Final Team Standings: "The Raven" Team Won Lost WITH FLOWERS" starring Faculty 26 10 Are Complaints Of Students VINCENT PRICE Sophomores 21 15 BORIS KARLOF Juniors 13 20 (Continued from Page 4) Perhaps there is a trend among BLAKEMORE PETER LORRE Seniors 9 24 This does not sacrifice the indi- all colleges toward a higher intel- Sign-up sheets have been posted vidual within the stereotyped lectual level, and students seeking • FLOWERS in the Men's Day Student room school. ■« this cannot find it by hopping from TUES. thru THUR. Discontentment over dating rules one anti-intellectual atmosphere 273 E. Market St. for those students interested in ELVIS PRESSLEY or academic facilities is valid, but into another. competing in checker, chess, golf, in Two Big Hits and tennis intramurals. validity is nil in the complaint that Moreover, with the search for a Dial 434-4487 Be sure to sign up if you plan "outsiders think we're all the same, more intellectual atmosphere being etc." Sweet Briar is somewhat rather wide-spread, the solution is ■ "Blue Hawaii" to participate in' either of these ^OHIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIMIIIIillllHIIIIIIHIIIIM!,, and activities as competition will get stereotyped by the opinion that it of the "simplest nature. Any change underway in the near future. places- too much emphasis on social of intellectual atmosphere must I "Wild In The I o affairs, and perhaps it cduld be said come from the students. Those in- ! HEFNER'S I that the social pressures there are terested in raising the intellectual i = Country" Intramural Tennis too great., Again, who can charge level should all pitch in, for this Have A Complete New that it is bad to be well dressed is really the only way that the Line of College Jewelry Begins March 26 and socially at ease? goal can be attained. Doesn't it ! starts FRIDAY, Mar. 29 | Sweet Briar complains about the seem logical that a long-haired per- At Low Prices GLENN FORD Intramural Tennis will begin at lack of an intellectual atmosphere son with a phobia against long SHIRLEY JONES Madison on Tuesday, March 26 at as does Duke. This writer has hair should get a haircut? ! CHARMS, PINS, KEYS, ! 3:30 p.m. witnessed the same complaint at (This article recently appeared in and RINGS 'The Courtship The first two meetings will be RMWC, Mary Washington, the The Yellow Jacket, campus news- for the purpose of instruction on University of Richmond, and here. paper of Randolph-Macon College.) 166 S. Main St. ! of Eddie's Father'! rules and skills. After these two o*■11■ I M 11111111r11 ■ i meetings, March 26 and 28, the ■■■MiiiiiMMiiiiiiimmn i m mi iiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiuiMiMiim i ur^ '^HIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMIIIMIHHIII IMIIII |gF players will meet every Tuesday and Thursday from 3:30 p.m. to ,4:30 p.m. HUGHES PHARMACY, INC.

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BARBARA SLATE . . . 1962-63 president of SGA caps Sallie Ann with Mahaney the president of SGA for the 1963-64 session. OnCampue MteSbahan 16 So. Main St. Harrisonburg, Va. (Author of "I Was a Teen-age Dwarf', "The Many 'Profs' Given Chance To Speak Out; Lorn of Dobie (Mis", etc.) MADISON CHARMS Coughs, Customs, Cuts Are Gripes (In School Colors) AMONG MY KINFOLK $1.50 by Pat Steele to cut; after all, he would like to My favorite cousin, Mandolin Glebe, a sweet, unspoiled country sleep too! boy, has just started college. Today I got a letter from him Madisonites find great sport when Many of the instructors gripe fn iiiMiiimmmnm HUM iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiMt. which I will reprint here because I know Mandolin's problems it comes to griping about our pro- about the student who comes to | are so much like your own. Mandolin writes: fessors. This time, however, the class with his homework assign- I Dear Mandolin (he thinks my name is Mandolin too), tables have been turned, giving the ment obviously thrown together Grumbacker = I see by the college paper that you are writing a column for Marlboro Cigarettes. I think Marlboros are jim-dandy cig- "profs" the opportunity to strike ten minutes before class. The stu- arettes with real nice tobacco and a ginger-peachy filter, and back. , ■ dent who is al\vays trying to have I want to tell you why I don't smoke them. One history scholar offered his test dates changed is also a source Artist Supplies It all started the very first day I arrived at college. I was comments on two actions which he of annoyance to many faculty ■ walking across the campus, swinging my paper valise and sing- finds particularly annoying' in stu- members. § ing traditional airs like Blue Tail Fly and Death and Trans- dents. Hfs first dislike is the srn- On go the complaints ranging I fiffnhrtio%'men-»\\ of a sudden I ran into this here coliegiate- dent who coughs in classes or in from "walk weekend" to class looking fellow with a monogram on his breast pocket. He asked ZIRKLES me was I a freshman. I said yes. He asked me did I want to assemblies. This, he said, was nights, from policies toward cuts to student behavior in the tearoom. 1 be a BMOC and the envy of all the in crowd. I said yes. He usually only a frame of mind and said the only way to make these keen things happen was to.join It just goes to prove, we all have 111 West Market St. the student should repress this de- r s a fraternity. Fortunately he happened to have a pledge card sire to cough until the impulse our pet peeves! '/mum i iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.nl ■■■■■■■■mm* with him, so he pricked my thumb and I signed. He didn't tell passes over. (Our only hope is ■nilllin iiiiiimiiiin in iiimiiiiiii H^ me the name of the fraternity or where it is located, but I sup- that the impulse passes over before 'Idle A While In pose I'll find out when I go active. the student passes out.) Rustic Style" I LOKER'S SHOE I His second complaint was aimed with at the Madison custom of sorority j REPAIR SHOP j hats, which he described as a kind BOBBY SCOTT Shoe repair of of "upside-down sailor hat." He said he could not understand why and the better kind basically good-looking girls wish to I 30 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE | go around looking like "hoods." [THE TOP HATS! • At Crafton's, Staunton, Va. Students' attire seems to con- Phone 434-7782 cern the teachers and several com- EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT Also the First and Third I 60 West Elizabeth Street I mented on the tennis shoes and Saturday of each month sweat shirts of Madisonites. ^lllllllltllllllllltltllltllllllllll lllllllfllltMIIIIIIIIIMlV^ Another protest which rates high itiHiiiMiii ■iiiiiiiimimiimimi iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiin imiiiimiiiiiiii NMMMNMMMNMMj with the. profs is the sub- r ject of students' use of class cuts. One teacher who has a very small Smith-Hayden Scientific Cleaners 4kflnktm tod doc frttdzrttlfflTM- first-period class has gone so far Meanwhile this fellow comes around every week to collect as to request that his students the dues, which are S100, plus a $10 fine for missing the weekly phone him first if they all decide DAILY PICKUP AND DELIVERY meeting, plus a $5 assessment to buy a headstone for Spot, the late, beloved beagle who was the fraternity mascot. I have never regretted joining the fraternity, because it is Charles O. Mathias | We give d?*(. Green Stamps only when accounts are paid my dearest wish to be a BMOC and the envy of all the in Charles F. Mathias' crowd, but you can see that it is not cheap. It wouldn't be so DERRER & bad if I slept at the frat house, but you must agree that I can't at either of our downtown stores sleep at the house if I don't know where the house is. MATHIAS, INC. I have rented a room which "is not only grotesquely expensive, but.it is not at all the kind of room I was looking for. I .:. MEN'S WEAR .:. I 163 NORTH MAIN STREET or wanted someplace reasonably priced, clean, comfortable, and "Partners In Your within easy walking distance of classes, the shopping district, Appearance" and San Francisco and New York. What I found was a bedroom 16 NEWMAN AVENUE — This store in the home of a local costermonger which is dingy, expensive, LADY MANHATTAN and uncomfortable—and I don't even get to use the bed till FOR THE LADIES 7 a.m. when my landlord goes out to mong his costers. 174 S. Main, Professional Bldg. is nearer Madison College • Well anyhow, I got settled and the next thing I did, naturally, Harrisonburg, Dial 434-6507 was to look for a girl. And I found her. Harriet, her name is, a "'■111111 "I! I Illllllllllllllllll ■ Illlllllllllllllllll ■■■■ mill I I IIIIIVT beautiful creature standing just under seven feet high and weigh- ing 385 pounds. I first spied her leaning against the statue of the Founder, dozing lightly. I talked to her for several hours without effect. Only when I mentioned dinner did she stir. Her milky little eyes opened, she raised a brawny arm, seized my THE FAMOUS RESTAURANTS nape, and carried me to a chic French restaurant called Le Clipjoint where she consumed, according to my calculations, her own weight in Chateaubriand. featuring After dinner she Japsed into a torpor from which I could not rouse her, no matter how11 tried. I banged my glass with a fork, I pinched her great pendulous jowls, I rubbed the legs of my corduroy pants together. But nothing worked, and finally HOME MADE PIZZA PIES I slang her over my shoulder and carried her to the girls dorm, *- slipping several discs in the process. Fortunately, medical care for students is provided free at the college infirmary. All I had to pay for were a few extras, like At NO. 1 — Downtown Across from P.O. X-rays, anaesthesia, forceps, hemostats, scalpels, catgut, linen, towels, amortization, and nurses. They would not, however, Phone 434-7253 let me keep the nurses. So, dear cousin, it is lack of funds, not lack of enthusiasm, that is keeping me from Marlboro Cigarettes—dear, good Marlboros with their fine blend of choice tobaccos and their pure white Selectrate filter and their soft pack and their flip topbos. CHARCOAL STEAKS and HAMBURGERS Well, I must close now. My pencil is wore out and I can't afford another. Keep 'em flying. Yr. cousin Mandolin Glebe At NO. 2 - 2 Miles North on U. S. 11 © IMS M.i Shulmu

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