May Issue SUNY Cobleskill Volume 9, Issue 8 1'IE Circulation: 2,500

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A man u,•ho has ne•:er gone to The thing that surprises the school may steal from a freight college graduate most when he car; but if has a University gets out in the world is to find education, he may steal the out how much uneducated •t-·hole railroad. people think they know. -Theodore Roosevelt Th<4 ideal gift for a college student is a job.

O. K. college graduate here's Stretch Yourself­ the world, it's all yours, take it au.tay, and don't bring it back. Unused Talents Seldom Grow.

GRADUATION Students Help Red SCHEDULE Cross and Local County Assembly of Student Processional · Please be in your assigned area around Prentice Hall, properly attired and with your name card, as follows:

Morning · 9:30 a.m. - Agriculture and Natural Resources, Food Service and Hospitality Administration Afternoon - l :30 p.m. - Business, Early Childhood, Liberal Arts and Sciences

Please line up alphabetically, by division, so that your parents wi 11 know when you are about to go on stage.

Thought About Taking a Course at Coby/arid this Summer? WHY NOT? SUMMER SESSIONS *21 Courses Available (Session I - May 18-May 30) (Session 11) SSlll lntrotoSociology ENlll Speech Communicat ions EN223 American Literat ure SS123 Micro Economics HY122 American History all, 33 0Tl30 Word Processing MA101 Algebra I It wasn't that long ago that the snow up people to help out. All and MA 103 Math of Finance had melted and the rains began to come people showed up and volunteered their R~d Cross MAl ll Algebra II down. March and April are tough times entire day to assist both the (Session 11 - June 22-July 30) by and the Schoharie County Disaster OT136 Word Processing I for many families who have houses rivers everywhere, but this particular Relief Agency. BA 101 Accounting I OT137 Word Processing 11 spring brought more and higher water The following individuals par­ BA 102 Accounting 11 OT271 Office Procedures than anyone could remember. ticipated in this program to reach out people BM13l Principles of Business PYlll General Psychology Sherrif Stoddard, who has made and lend a helping hand to area who were in need: BM134 Principles of Marketing many of us feel right at home ... he ... ), was quoted as saying he Nat Winum, John Westfall, Bill Credit (he BMl.42 Consumer hadn't seen anything this bad since Dellasorte, Mike Surdyka, James BM223 Business Law I since 1955. Larkin, Chris Reuter, Michael Bilow, CS 150 Intro to Computers Extensive flooding occurred in both Chris Eddy, Russ Saville, Paul EN102 Composition the communities of Middleburgh and Rebholz, Andy Knight, Chris *All Courses Held at N ight Schoharie, and President Robbins Schuessler, Tom Sklenka, Pete thought it would be a nice gesture for us Berggren, Brian Walencik, Jeff Cito, *On-Cam pus Housing Available for Session Two Rich Cosgrove, Greg Patterson, Troy *Indoor and.Outdoor Recreation and Swimming to see if we might be able to get some students togther to go over and ltelp, Sutula, Rich McKernon, Debbie however we could. Dietrich, Jackie Pinsonneault, Patric For more information, stop by the Office of Continuing Tom Aulita, Resident Director of Clelland, Kelly Maloney, Donna Draper Hall certainly deserves a round Westfall, Mike coulter, Todd Nieskes, Education and Public Service in Knapp or call. ... 5528. of applause for his efforts in rounding Anne Borchert and Stacy Teter. • SUNY Undergraduates G ''Hands On'' Internship Our Times in State Agencies by Michele Gizzi Experience

has come to say so long to so many great things I've The time When Robin Granger graduates' from Henderson's supervisor, George experienced here at Cobleskill. State University College at Pot- Anker, has high praise for his work. lwind, I look back at the As I finish up the ~ast few pieces of the Whir , sdam next year, she'll have more than "Having Scott on board has enabled us this past year and at what an exciting one it has been for me. just good grades to help her in search to look at some things that we would not Whirlwind has given me a chance to see how for a job. She'll have experience as a otherwise have been able to do," he Writing for the has is. As far as people go, I've met some fulltime state employee. said. " He's eager to learn and special this two year college We've shown be grateful for. It's strange to Granger, a ~year-old English caught on quickly. of the best friends that I can only to do stuff once and that's it." wi II never be replaced major, is working this semester for the himhow say it, but the friends I've met at Cobleski II in an At the Department of Social Services, been there State Education Department To all my teachers and the faculty, you have always program which Marianne Scaglione, a 21-year-<>ld - no unsusual internship for me. That 's the advantage you have here at Cobleskill offers undergraduates from throughout political science major from the a variety of m atter how busy they are or large a class they always have time the SUNY system a chance to work as Fredonia campus, handles chores for the Day Care r a student. fulltime professionals in New York day-to-day to Training Unit. The eight-person office, my plans for transferring, 1 hold with me so many State agencies. As I make Semester Program, located in the Broadway Arcade At this time last year, I wrote a poem and The Albany ;;pecial memories. administered by Empire State College, Building near the State Capitol, con­ · ~ nded it something like this: is the only internship of its kind in New tracts with individuals and directly They were the best of times. York State government. Offered by a trains personnel at several hundred were the worst of ti mes consortium of SUNY colleges and state-licensedOay care facilities. They ex­ good times. universities, it has placed more than " It really has been a great They were trade it for . . 400 students in 30 state agencies since it perience for me. I wouldn't They were ourtimes It's given me a practical to say how great it has been working was established in 1978. anything. Before I close, I would like is invaluable for demonstraiton of everything I've knows his stuff! ._ . While the experience tor Geor:ge Clancy. The man students interested in every kind of learned in the classroom,'' said luck to everyone. to public ad­ Scaglione, a resident of Oswego. She is Good ' career from · social work ministraion, it's also a good deal for the confident her internship will be an 10 Most Common Job participating agencies, where the assetwhen she lists it on an application . The student's supervisors count on them to to either law school or graduate school - carry out a variety of important tasks. in public administration. Hunting Mistakes Made by At the State Education Department, for On a typical day recently, Scali one instance, one of Granger's respon­ was handling the logistical chores as Graduates sibilities in the Office of Cultural members of her office prepared to go on New Education was to research a disastrous a seven-county training session. Other B. Nelson flexible and willing to try new things; keeping by Robert habits, 1911 fire in the state capital which - responsibilities have included as well as possessing good work affects the and follow-through damaged many original documents and track of legislation which If you are about to go job hunting for having initiative Training Unit and turning degree of enthusiasm. Keep books. The research was the basis for Day Care either a career position or a swnmer and a high boss, training modules into full­ in mind you may be less expensive than testimony she prepared for her individual job, you will do your best if you watch Elaine Frankonis, who went before a scale, integrated manuals. common someone with more experience. You for and avoid the following and traits Congressional committee seeking funds In many cases, says Harris, students most frequently made by new need to not only claim skills agencies have errors , but more importantly, to preserve deteriorating docwnents. handle projects which such as these get to, but just haven't graduates. demonstrate that you have In her State Musewn office with a be~n meaning to Nwnber 1: Procrastination. Job you must State the time or resources for. He them throughout your job search. panoramic view of the Empire had hunting can seem like an awesome Granger also prepared a report emphasized that they are not clerical to become Nwnber 5: Having a Non-focused Plaza, task, but it is guaranteed should be a on Musewn accessiblility to the han­ chores. difficult the longer you delay Resume. Your reswne agencies who call more of your specific olr dicapped. "We have some starting. You need to work the activity concise listing uper­ how can I get this project done jective, which is stated at the top of the " I put together a draft, my s and say, into your daily schedule, or if nothing reviewed it, and we came up with without an intern? They really count on about what page. You want to pique an employer's visor else, at least start talking of a final report that was presented to a us. But it works both ways. We're doing interest in knowing and seeing more ~,, Q nrn,rirlina /Utr do on paper so that these _ _...:...... :- *""'---- ~. -.._...... _.,...... n ...... a.L -- - L--.. -~ --~ •t... .. you want to on• • ...... ,... .._•• --i.,. --- ~---·- _ -:1-a.....t- t.-- -"-,.:~ 'flhiei to • •"""•• 'I'-._ with valuable career .:..-a--- ___ ...... wnewill increase the chances that conclusion was that while the Museums students a simple, easy step that will give your res there was ing." extraneous information is presented was generally accessible, train search momentum. Write a rough draft room for improvement. So it was an Not all students get desk jobs. Tom everything you can that could preclude you from being State of a reswne, listing you opportunity for me to make a dif­ Groff, a 21-year-old senior at the k of that relates to your goal. considered for an opening. Instead at Cortland, thin it seem as though ference," said Granger, one of 20 in­ · University College Finally, edit out information that is less want to make in the lower your life has led to the terns this semester. patrolled riverbanks relevant. eve.rything in River watershed and the New position you seek being the obvious next Frankonis, an assistant to the deputy Hudson Nwnber 2: Not Knowing What They for cultural education, York City area as an intern with the roach an step for you. Unrelated experience, commissioner Want ToDo . You cannot app was so pleased with Granger's per­ State Department of · ·Environmental ask, "What is personal interests, hobbies, height employer and simply , marital .fonnance that she offered the SUNY Conservation last semester. The second .I'll do anything." Em­ weight, social security number available? .. and a photograph student a fulltime summer position. staffer assigned to EnCon's one-man ployers prefer to believe that you have status, references, found soil mining be included with your Internship Project Director Arnold S. Rivers Project, Groff come to them because you have given should not place along the Shawangunk Kill A resume is not a biography. Harris, a public-administraion mentor taking some thought to what you want and reswne. in Orange County and several cases of Nwnber 6: No Commitment to the at Empire State College's Capital haveselected them for specific reasons. Center in Albany, people building hollSes without permits. u Job Search. Job hunting is less effective District Regional You should be able to explain how yo said students work 32 hours a week and The program's goal is the preser­ to work in the area when it is a casual, when-you-have-time cpme to the decision uces better also attend a seminar taught by Empire vation and protection of rivers you are seeking employment, type of activity. It prod scenic, in which into an active, State College faculty on state govern­ possessing outstanding natural, you believe you would enjoy results when you jump or other qualities. why search that makes a ment, politics and policy. historic, botanic and/or be effective in this area, and busy job worked under Vernon use of your time. Star­ "Our goals are to provide a really Groff, who why you selected that particular em­ demanding for chief of the Rivers Program and tingwith a strong time and energy good career exploratory experience Husek, ployer to approach for employment. select group of well-qualified., highly the only other staffer, said the state unless you commibnent will allow you to come a Your search will be random motivated undergraduates," Harris agency is trying to enforce new what you want to do. across with a greater air of confidence. first decide est priority for you, explained. "Our interns are right there regulations, but lacks staffing. Number 3: Not Viewing Employment If it is not of the high College, other through in your attitude on the line in the state agencies." Besides Empire State From the Employer's Penpective. that will show ad­ campuses in the self-supporting and behavior. It is easy to delay your Funding for the program, SUNY Many new graduates do not look beyond ministered through the SUNY consortiwn are Binghamton, Buffalo wanting to get a job search and fill your time with activities their own needs for desirable for Research Foundation, comes from the State, Brockport, Cortland, Fredonia, to realize that they will be most that are less important or , Oswego, Platt­ and fail to make you job hunt state agencies and teh participating Geneseo, Oneonta effective in their search if they uncover you. You need directly Potsdam and the state­ your immediate job. colleges. Students pay tuition sburgh, and explore each potential employer's to their home campuses, then receive a supported colleges of Agriculture and eone. In most · Number 7: Going to Too Few at reasons for hiring som hunting $1,000 stipend which helps defray the Life Science and of Human Ecology you will be hired if you can Prospects. In one analysis, job other businesses more people cost of living in Albany for the 15-week Cornell University. Students from job that will earn or save the is a nwnbers game. The schools are do a ut employment, the more semester. SUNY units and private company money in some direct or in­ you talk to abo on an individual basis, interviews you are likely to get and the Scott Henderson, another student also accepted direct way. To the extent that you can intern, is spending his semester at Harris said. with an em­ greater your chance of securing a show how you can assist at all SUNY Central headquarters, where he Albany Semester internships are oblems andsave money in position. What you want to avoid swn­ ployer's. pr the first 2-5 is working in a variety of tasks in the available in the fall, spring and of your salary, your chances of costs is limiting yourseH to now accepting excess that you happen across and Office of William Anslow, vice chan­ mer. The program in being hired will increase. You need to prospects cations for the 11-week summer hoping to get lucky with one of them. cellor for business and finance. appli focus on the employer's objectives, "I've learned a little about ac­ semester, which runs June 3 through prior to explaining The time ytju waste in waiting for needs and problems employment counting, budgeting and analyzing," August 14, and the 15-week fall done and can do. In different steps of the all that you have (receiving a resume, said Henderson, a ~year-<>ld junior semester, which runs September 9 way you can emphasize those process to occur application this a first, second or third in­ from the Oswego campus. "When I through December 18. The abilities that relate most directly to his scheduling job, semester is terview, making a decision) will graduate next May and look for a deadline for the summer or her needs. I'll have more than just grades, I'll April 15. For the fall semester, it's July Selling quickly take its toll on your sell-esteem. Number 4: Overlooking leads, have experience." · 15. en you are looking for a job, If you only contact a few Points. Wh personal than are trying to sell yourseH as a rejection becomes more you to many, 5G-75 at least. You plications at personnel offices, and on your past, the payoff will be greater product. In order to do so you need to if you go of will avoid being as easily discouraged if perhaps c.hecking with an employment since you will not be one of hundreds bring to light your assets and lead to second­ applicants vying for their attention. make you are busy withnumerous other agency. These activities marketable abilities that could additional information about position You are apt to learn more about the employee. Many of these prospects. Ask for hand you a valuable leads with each person you openings. You will be more effective company's needs and upcoming oir skills are taken for granted or com­ prospective speak and soon you will have an ever­ speaking directly to those individuals portunities there from those people who pletely overlooked by most new to hire you, it best. Since fewer individuals go n;llght expanding network of contacts. who have the authority know graduates. Your ~~Uing points Type the managers in most directly to these decision makers, )t<>U effectively Nwnber 8: Going to the Wrong namely include: the ab1hty to a mental Although identifying will have fewer competitiors. You learn quickly, do of Prospect. Most people have organizations. conununicate, of job hunting that involves these individuals might require some might become the only candidate for research and solve problems in a well­ image reading the want ads, filling out ap- effortand investigative telephone work their next position. organized way; the qualities of being Continued on page 6 THE WHIRLWIND, May 1987, p .3 .1n~m e 2(risten ,. 'Peck. Notesfrom the President 1964-1987 It is always difficuh to express somber thoughts when there is_a loss Greetings! about the nearly 30 Draper Hall of a loved ·one. W onls, condo1ences, gestum seem so difficult. To her family students (and a few from other ' If you're anything like me, about this and many friends, we share your lw.. _ residence halls too) who devoted a time in the semester I start to wonder Saturday to flood relief efforts in During her tWo years at Cobleskill, Kristie touched many lives in a how it could possibly have passed so Middleburgh and Schoharie by cleaning quickly! In any case, hope you're up yards and cellars! Thanks also to the positive way. She_was the 1983-84 Studen~ Govenunent President, giving malting good use of the tennis courts (I group who worked with me earlier that much of herself in hard work and dedicatio1 to the office, not only in this sure am trying!) in your spare time-­ week, going door-to-door canvassing and-or the Fitness Trail, fields, hand­ homeowners and storekeepers to capacity but also in other responsibilities that this elected position demands. ball courts and weight room. All seem ascertain the amount of damage that A. an honor student, she was able to JD&intain a very difficult and demanding to be getting a good deal of use, as they was sustained. I'm proud of Coby should. Perhaps,_as the Burger King ~udents , who demonstrate time and coc1111iboent to her colJege and her peers. Active in numerous campus prganim~ commercial promoting their salads tme again that they care about the tions, Kristie was presented, at !J18duation, with the Alumni Association's suggests, we're all trying to get in ommunity and are not just willing but shape for the beaches around now (but ac:-ually eager to assist. Tom Aulita: 1984 Outstanding Student Av-ard. this is perhaps the least of the many Yor efforts in rounding up this great reasons to get or to stay fit !) ~p of people were also much ap­ After Cobleskill, Kristie earned her Bichelor of Science degree from 1. BEST WISHES TO OUR'87 pretated! Cornell University and retumi;d to her home farm near Schuylerville. There GRADS! Your two years here have 4. ~TILL TIME TO APPLY FOR been my first two as well-and I will OUR ~EW BACHELOR'S DEGREE she bas made important cootril>utiom toward improving the registered Wat~ remember them. I hope you will return PROGi.AM. Yes, there is still room for and Guernsey herd 1t Welcome Stock Farm, supervising embryo often to our campus. Send us your "a fewrood men and women" in our brothers and sisters and children and transplants, taking respomi~ility for farm records, and providing input int

will always be an inlJ)iration to her friends throughout New York State and ' groups next year. PLEASE1 CONSIDER hugs too! HOW YOU CAN GE1 INVOLVED­ Have a great s1.1xuner - and don't get beyond. B,;_,ce Emanuel , AND WHEN YOU COM!<~ BACK NEXT sunburned. And silce there are still a Faculty FALL, COME BACK AS A LEADER! couple wee!ts left,_ !m still acceptir-': 3. CONGRATULATIONS TO challenges 10 tennIS.Give me a call. DRAPER! Speaking of leaders, how Nutrition Quiz •••••••••••••••••• wnen you're up all night cramming and chicken and fish fillet sandWiches. • for final exams, it ·s easy to down tons of 2. Carbohydrates. coffee, pig out on junk food and lose a 3. 4. Baked potatoes and Kaiser buns • lot of sleep. To bicome well in~ormed are excellent sources of this group. about a wide ra•ge of food, diet and Also, carbohydrates aren't all that • j exercise tips frt ti~top performan~e, fattening and contain important • try our inf('Cmat1on-packed qu1z, nutrients such as B vitamins. developed by Wendy's International. 4. Carbohydrates. • 1. A meal rf a regular burger, fries, 5. 25-35 grams. It's easy to get some of • and a shalr~ supplies approximately the fiber you need at your local quiclr, what percRlt of the recouunended daily service salad bar if it contains an arr.iY • • allowan~ for ? of fresh vegetables and fruits. }'or • 2. 'Wrat is our .most important source example a salad consisting Qf 2 cups *A. Bro_adway __ _ • of energy for sustaining our activities lettuce, 1,2 cup ·green peas, lf cup • • and ? kidney beans, 1,2 cup garbanzo blans, 1,2 • • :;. How many servings of breads and cup broccoli, 1h cup cauliflower, and 1,2 Musical Revue C'ereals are recommended per day? cup pineapple chunks proudes 4.2 • • 4. Both the American Heart grams of crude fiber. • • Association and the U.S. Senate Select 6. A and C. For example Wendy's Committee on Nutrition and Human Garden Spot salad bar cortai?s good • •••••••••••••••• Needs suggest that 55-&l percent of our by Michele Gizzi with excitement, comedy, talent, and sources of vitamins A or C. iVhi.le some seriousness. total calories should come from which items vary, the Garden spot usually No, it wasn't John Travolta singing The students that participated group--fats, protein ( beef, fish, contains carrots, grapefrut, oranges, poultry), or carbohydrates (bread, Suuuner Nights from the play Gre~se. realized that much work goes into strawberries, and lettuce. Vitamin A is · It was actu1illy Danny Shaunghnessy, putting on an actual Brosdway show. pasta, potatoes, and rice)? essential for preventing ~ night blind­ one of the star singers from the Some of these Serendipity play~rs had 5. How much fiber do health experts ness" and helps keep .the oqt~r la~ers ?f recommend that you consume per day? Broadway Revue, "Show Stoppers." never sang and danced or. stage before, tissue and organs healthy. V1tamm C IS The spring Alumni weekend was once but you would have never :known it from 6. Fruits and vegetables, like those necessary for proper growth and repair found at a quick-service salad bar, are again filled with many exciting ac­ their talent that was t:ixhibited that of important body tissue, teeth, ~s tivities including, "Show Stoppers," night. · the main source of what two vitamins? and blood vessels. It is also needed 10 7. Eating high-fiber foods such as featuring the Serendipity Players. Directed by Cherie Stevens, higher quantities when llllder stress. Over 25 Broadway acts featuring choreographed by Diane Turnbull, and apples, salads, and cereals may help 7. Colon cancer. The National Cancer minimize the risk of what type of their popular songs was the main at­ starring over 20 singers. ~d dancers, Institute has found that people with traction on April 24 and 25 in Bouck "Show Stqppers" was. a. tremendous cancer ? · high fiber diets have a much less risk of Hall. The musical revue_was 5!0mplete suc~ess, .: 8. How many calories are found in a cancer of the colon. medium size baked potato topped with 8. A mere 275 calories. a ·tablespoon of s0ur cream? 9. B-complex vitamins. Pay Close at- · 9. Drinking large amounts of coffee tention to the number of cups of coffee can rob your .body of which important you consume during exams. Coffee robs vitamins? the body of key B-vitamins necessary 10. ·Which has the lowest calories - for energy. To get more B-vitamins, eat butter, margarine, or sour cream? a baked potato, or raisins and sun­ flower seeds. Answers: 10. Sour cream - 25 vs. 100 per 1. 42 percent - Ample amounts of tablespoon of butter or margarine. protein can be. fotmd in ham~urgers, College ToGo

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by Michele Gizzi

"We are just one big happy family." This is what Stacey Mazzola residing at 72 Main Street had to say about living downtown. It was obvious to me from all the positive remarks I heard, that downtown living is an excellent choice for housing while at college. Myseli, living downtown this past year, can understand these ad­ vantages. There are no strict rules from the dorms, you have yow· own ·kitchen to cook the food you want to eat, you find yourseU in a more relaxed surrounding, and you have more freedom to dowhatever you want in your house. But in every case, there are the disadvantages such as rules from your landlord, ei..-penses you pay for food, and the responsiblility of taking care of your house. These drawbacks as Anthony Paclori and his housemates from 25 Grove Street put it, "You are faced with the ;ob of budgeting your money and therefore become a more responsible stucent because of that. They added that kaving your own place is more relaxing ban living on campus. Of course, livng-off-campus gives students more fr~dom to have parties. ,.r years ago, I leaned quickly what to expectWhen I atfirst a canepar\y todowntown. Cobleskill Thetwo ii~·-~~i~~~iiiiiiiiiii~;;;:~:---- students having a party at their house must take full resp

' T HE WHIRLWIND, May 19, 1987, p. 5 Summer is a Verb for Preps by Michele Gizzi Canada. • -there are no summer places on the always Jill. NEVER SAY GOODBYE Because the swruner weather has West Coast because there it is arrived, plans for the swnmer have swruner. At l east compared to New issue for students. As the England. Straight.from the heart, I'm sorry. been a major by Michele Gi:zi preps say, "To summer (in plain The swruner is the high point of the lore, J eanine language, to spend the summer) Prep year. From choosing · your someplace other than where you live clothing, car, friends, is where and how It began in the library you summer. The jeep and sailboat Blow away the dreams that and work the rest of the year is key, and much to my surprii;e. in the right sort of place is become very important now. apart. to summer tear you / feel for a wild one· crucial. There are many activities that keep , Blow au·ay the dreams that hair and green eyes. You may ask yourself, where are you busy-shopping, eating lobster ll'ith blonde s, break your heart. these places? Well, the beach of course. swimming, sailing, planning partie a lake, or tanning, attending parties, more Blow away the lies that Or in the mowitains, beside The semester flew by, river. For you preps who plan on shopping, and if you have to ...... w ork. leare you nothing experiences, time after time. venturing away from home for the Also, for an added extra, here are a er But lost and broken hearted. the s11n1mer swruner, here are a few helpful hints to few islands where many Prep swrun I knew by : I beliC're in a promised land. the key places: homes may be found he was all mine. - Mt. Desert Island, Maine (Bar Bruce Springsten -stay along the Atlantic coastline, ...... •.. nei·er to say goodbye. from Maine to Connecticut, and on the Harbor) . ' islands. - Nantucket Island, Mass. To he near the ocean, - also, the Green Mountains of - Martha's Vinehard, Mass. -Great Island, Mass. was what I ll'anted most. Vennont, the White Mountains of New Hampshire, the Berkshires in - Block Island, Rhode Island Submiffed by Bill Pinion After talking about the f uture. Massachusetts, the Adirondacks in - Fisher's Island, N.Y. we rentured to the coa.i;t. New York. -Shelter Island, N.Y. The tid<• recedes hut leares - prep resorts appear by the Great in the· Taken from the Behind bright ~·eash£'/f\· on ti..' sand castles were built• Lakes, in the Thousand Islands St. Lawrence River, and even in Preppy Handbook .\and , the sur f.:Ol'.\ down yet and beaches were wa/J.. et! xentle ll'Qfflth still lingers n the Romantic dinners were .\·hared, land . th. music stops yet I the thought<~{hitn fearing forced us to Find a Chance echoe• on in s ll'eer r<'frais ·for to talk. . It's Difficult se\·. i;1mething en•tt'}oy that pos ...... nerer to say good bye. by Christina Moeckel if I wrote up the next couple of tests. He b1rJutiful remain\. then compared his test grades with All students at Cobleskill State have mine and found mine significally As he hoarded the plane higher. Soon he felt uneasy and asked .S'EA. TIIE / Nf EREST their difficulties. As a Coby conunuter to /;'ngland he went. I find it impossible to have some time to me to withdraw from his class with the For.four long months, myself to think. In high school, unlike grade of an A. I agreed to let Mr. X keep by Todt l emhJ..e Jeffers and lore were sent. college, I had hours of 'quiet time,' all his job! the students enforced this rule. I think Another mentally draining cause of any peace and college is never finding enough work to A steady slap<>/ restlessness the reason I don't have The days were counted down quiet is the fact that I'm over­ do. It seems the teachers can never /1ittin1: along .he pier December 23 was the night whelmingly popular here at Coby Ag come up with enough homework for us and Tech. students. There's only so much I can do The loneliness was no longer. book and no homework. I A lon1: timt with happiness Each day I have at least two hours off with a text And our Chri\·tmas would he bright. to the library and try to get read the chapter over and over to get shaflered with some.fear where I go some o f my homework done. You every bit of infonnation in me. When I my classes of We were hack at Coblesk ill wouldn't believe how many people accomplish this (in all of I lope\ andfe ars and dreams come to me for help in Calculus lll and course) I find myself bored. So I'll go to appreciating ei·ery day. the instructor's office for some in-depth /iii c• ea cit grain ofsand Physics. Naturally it's all a cinch but I But as tlte end drau:\· nearer have my own homework to do. Many of conversation on the last class's topic. ')' I . • The fuLure will onfr \ '0 1· tho atudontis- try to give me a tip; ·of - Soon the subject of essays come up and / let\/n I! ",. 0 «·---» .."" n- c rr them I know what he's going to ask me. I ...... nerer to say goodbye. course I don't accept, I just tell ll'ith \t1ch a pretly hand they owe me one. After a couple of really enjoy having a professor offer warnings from the librarian to· be quiet me the challenge of an essay contest. lot of fun, because I Such t!C'licacy and interest the students leave understanding their This is always a I have 15 minutes left wait until the last minute to hand it in, sea UNTITLED material. Now we ha1·c• with the ' before my next accounting class and I which is exciting because I spend all have five full problems to do. I quickly Saturday night cramming, and then But why not with our.n•!l·es I sit in my roont alone, sharpen my pencils and get to work. It hand it in on Monday morning. A couple minutes, just enough of weeks later I find that I have won the -- a\· I I<' has had ll'ith thC'e. rc•1nemhering the times ofjoy . took me nearly 10 time to freshen up and run to class. regionals and now I have to write ()11t• day you 11•t•re lo ring me. My next class is sociology; I love another essay to compete in the state Th<• next day you ll'ere gone. sociology for lots of reasons! The competition where I write an essay on SMO

But I know now I cannot...... Beeny Larisa, Sure I TIIlNK IT'S OKAY TO SWOOP I'm really glad we were roommaf es WITH +++++++ ! ! for 2 years. I've loved ya since day one. . . L-Ove Killer I'll miss you next year. Because now you are gone. L-Ove Kim Cin END OF TllE LINE Guess what I can send you to Israel - in my trunk!! John, One stand\· alone · CAS Thanks for the memories. I love you! L-Ove, on a hilltop- Housemartians: Cin Not kno H-·ing what The words thank you are not enough to conquer- Nor to say to you all - I l ove you Brian - GQ AND Playgirl both denied What to beliere­ your application. Try J.C. Penney's -How do you get to Baldwin? - Sportswear. knowing that Jeanine On~r Killer They hare reached Laverne - Maine won't be the same A peaked point Ken - s urfs up - let's go catch a wave! without- Shirley In their life- L-Ove -me And nothing can Kim - Guess what? I can send you to A real JAP-the one who thinks f-ing Or will change it. Israel in my trunk! and cooking are two cities in China ! CAS Messy THE WHl RLW!ND, May 1987, p. 6 . Europe In the Eyes of an Exchange Student

by Mark Miller in America, a perfectly planned third For the grand finale of my stay, I was semester here at Cobleskill, a great fortunate enough to participate on a Do you fancy going to England? It's a deal ol good friends, and a girlfriend twelve day educational visit to France bloody good time and an incredible that I was madly in love with. and Switzerland. This particular ex- experience. Just laS\ semester I had the In Egnland life was really different. . cursion was funded fifty percent by the t opportunity to . participate in an ex- People wore wild clothes, hair filled British government, which was a real change program with the South Fields with a variety of colors, earrings in treat. College in Leicester, England. their noses and they drove on the wrong During this visit I spent three days in It's been a dream of mine since I can side of the road. This dramatic change, Paris exploring this magnificant city. A remember. A chance to leave America however, only made my stay in week was also spent attending classes for an entire semester and o'l:tain 18 England more real and more ad- with French students at a culinary credits to top it off. I can still vividly venturous. Making friends was school in Southern France. Here I remember the orientation lecture when something that happened every day for participated in over a dozen wine Dean Cole Barnard informed my fresh- me. Whether I was asking for a nearby tastings and cheese demonstrations. man class of this· opportunity. It all bathroom, asking for a bitter at a local Finally, I spent some time in Swit­ seemed too good to be true. pub or just saying hello, the English zerland admiring the country's beauty. I applied as a professional chef major quickly recognized the American ac- So many experiences in such a short and maintained my grades in hopes of cent. According to TO THE Enlish we time. fulfilling one of !:lY dreams. My hard speak funny and much too fast; I beg to Back in England my spirits were high work had all paid off and my dream differ. which provided an excellent example of was about to become a reality. , One unique and interesting aspect of the carefree and curious American. I I'll never for get the feeling when I my adventure was that I was almost left the South Fields College in was departing J.F.K. in New York and always alone. If problems confronted Leicester, England awarded with the ~g myself for an eight hour me, I dealt with them. Remember that I recognition of "The Most Outstanding fllght over the Atlantic to merry ole was over 2,300 miles from America, American Exchange student." England. In front of me I could vision five hours ahead and I douldn 't just call On my flight back over the Atlantic, I foreign lands to explore, new faces to home if things weren't quite right. This realized that whether I was obtaining meet, a different style of living, dif- in turn made me a very strong in- · skills from foreign chefs or exploring ferent attitudes, different behaviors dividual. the wonderful cities of Paris and and above all an opportunity to really I was fortunate enough to see and London, I was experiencing a once-in-a­ grow up. A rare chance to prove to explore six amazing countries. I took lifetime happening. everyone and myself that I could make advantage of the opportunity and went I can only conclude by saying that it on my own in a COWltry where I new backpacking through Scotland and I'm forever thankful for representing no one. Wales. This alone was a breathtaking Cobleskill in this foreign exchange Peering out at the clouds from my experience. I also escaped and attacked program. My third semester is solid tiny little window, I reflected on Holland for a few days. In Amsterdam, proof to show you: if you pursue a everything I would leave behind. My I got a good feel for their free and easy dream and never give up, you'll always \ family which was reason enough to stay ways; just about everything is legal. succeed. Coby Students Perform The Miracle Worker by Debbie Flaherty down perfect. The Captain played by Mark Reynolds was as impatient and I'm sure we are all familiar with the fiesty as we were led to believe. Mrs. true and spellbinding story of "The Keller showed all the love needed for Miracle Worker." If seeing is believing Helen and great belief in Anne. Helen's then you should have seen the brother John White, added a great deal production put on by the Little Theatre of laughter along with a defiant attitude group here on campus. Those who saw to make the whole play seem so it know what I'm talking about! The realistic as if you were watching the story was portrayed exactly how you actual happening. Helen (Cynthia Taft) would have imagined it back in the ran all over the stage, sign languaging 1800's. and carrying on In such a way a1ar1i Anne Sullivan played by Kathie was funny and entertaining. The whole :Dl'r.cclc.cJ bJ Collis, seemed to fit the character cast did an outstanding job! Along with D r. ~ th::b t1cl Yn:nclo~r exactly. Her vibrant, fighting attitude that was the perfect scenery and was exactly what she needed to teach a costumes. If you didn't see the play you blind, deaf and mute child the meaning missed a great show ! Congratulations of words, the key to understanding life. to Mr. Yandow, the cast crew, and Each character seemed to have the everyone involved! It was well worth -- personality of whom they portrayed seeing. . Job Hunting l Continued from page 2 L -->=....l;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ey SALOME ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;o; Nwnber 9: Approaching Prospective Weollly T'rp: Dcn't be shy; state yrur deeires clMrly. Employers in an Impersonal Way. An. (Mv. 21·Apr 19) Same long-held cVnion• begin to Your entire job campaign sould be very take Oil ...... upect• that may well change the way you thnngbt about IDllDY impartaDt litu•t!one in the put. Ca>­ personally handled. Initially, call ault with lcin before makina major penonal adJ~ta. prospects on the telephone to make \ personal contact. In each case you T- (Apr. 20-May 201 Thi8 oculd be your_. to r..ity - thinp up ~ for the - p-oject yw'"' .bout to should type a cover letter addressed to begin. RellUt Che t-qicatim to .sit my un- the person with w til yw 11now ..w um ckitiee ft! be. -P*-- hom you spoke to accompany your reswne. Try _to get to know the individuals on an lnfonnal basis. What will most p~obab~y determine your success or failure m your first career position will be your C- (JUll8 21..Jul 20I The c.-ian aab .-is more ability to work and relate well with W'8llC8 then U8IW. 90 don't be uhe.,.j to .. ror Kl» others-not any qualifications you tiOD8I support u you lllOY9 t.broua:h a difficult period. In TRUE OR FALSE? might have. Show your interpsersonal "'* s, (Jilt b- the ..... choice. T I'd be interested in a university in the heart of Boston skills when approaching your I.a D Uul 21·AQs. 2219D • l:riatitlY. )'OU dme this ..... -that offers me extensive academic facilities and real prospective employer~ If you are ..._•you're .ww.t to dlale .a • w!isrra tW will come courteous and likeable, you will have around to your way d thlnlrin• quickly. TUe !hie oppor­ airecr experiences. a tlmity to m.c... your project '11"'hia a W"C !Stly. greater chance of being a~isted ~your D D I'd like to make an average of$7 ,IOOa year while job search and ultimately m obtaining a V.., (kc. 23.~ 221 E~im't •tidy• you - lllmJt cstGl t.biap, 90 9tAlp ~ 90 ck Ii '1.t to gK earning my degree. job. ti.n to.,.,_ )"lar • • • "" INIMd d bei11c ao iz • teat, Nwnber 10: No Follow-Through. Do atart blillg a little men &cMnm; ... ,..... will baWit 0 0 I want to pursue my choice ofover 70 unde.rgraduate not wait to be discovered for the great programs offered by 8 colleges within Un 1$1pt. 23-0cl 221 You cu maim ..,. vwy the same person you are; instea~ , .~ persistent good dolm-wiBe •w•- t.i...... _ Ywr -t to bop thinp university. in tracking each of your lDltial contacts. .... ed work to your .t11 ... •.. Tu. am. out for • lis­ Write a thank-you letter after each lla urqi!emwf trt.Wit). interview. It • is interesting to note that Saapu (Od.. 23-Nov. 211 Ywr fmdi fir Che .,_ w&­ If any of these statements are true for you, then maybe you thank-you letters have ~en fot.Uld to doara . eb8Nd by nwy .pedal frimd who~ low to should think about transferring to Northeastern University. North­ have the highest correlati_on between be iaYitBd to c:icme a1oaa Oil your mxt trip. Yoii know who eastern's C.OOperative Plan of Education alternates peri?Cfs ofclass­ those people looking for work and those th& • 90 9tAlp beillc 90 eh;)- - - room study with paid professional employment expenence. So who get offers. A well-written .l~~er can you'll have the education you need and the experience.you want. say quite a bit about your abilities and !ti!'.::. c::-~..!!!.'~ .= =~\ It's an education that really works. For more information about wony lldJt it. You'l - llnd yaa'8llf= ,..,.-.. into a min motivation. · . dsmfy ,w;,.t clia :D ...... tbiap - ... likllly to go transferring to Northeastern, call toll-free, If you avoid these commo!1 JI11Stakes, wrODg. your job of finding a job will be i:nuch 1-800-228-2028, ext. 67. easier. You will not only be seeking a !:.! ;;. =c:;~9!::=:.:~-=>:: single position, but will also develop JWp ia ..-mhhh a you wm't - b.sw to ask t skills you can use for the rest of your twice far it. Ludr::y you! Northeastern ~,L • .ty life. b " kw l.Jm. »Feb.181Yoz FOCl - ..i wmm i-t. Edcri.111 thll , ..xi. '- The previous advice is offered y ;:.. you & YW)' .pedal ~ and p I ..... YW)' apedal Robert E. Nelson, author of The Job in .,._ .tm will be ..imi. you a vwy ~ cpeer m Cm Eight colleges offering programs in: Arts and Scie!lces • Bu s in~ss Hunt: The biggest J ob You'll Ever you si-..w I& will f>e? 111 bet you ca. 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I I I I 1 I l I -i I I.. ,, _" .. 1 I ...... _ I vi- ri.: ~ ... - ..._- ..... '-J.., .... I \ ~l -. ..r'J ':.. '"' I I I I The Rolling Stones • !lave been very ea;y to go in there and In 1962, .three young lads from have come to an end, so long as I am by ~lly Maloney program everythi1g right down to the England decided to get together and this busy, I don't think about it too on a seq1encer, but I hate that form a group. Little did they know, that much." Busy refers to his working on a If uurcampus was throwing a dance nod note kind of sound. It R>und like a machine. with the addition of a bass player and a solo L.P. and the writing of a Rolling '\ ,.1eryone was told Adam Marsland drummer, they would turn out to be Stones book . to be playing live, it would I'd rather hear ~ real musician screw anj going what critics have called, " The greatest It seems that Bill is not the only one • probably be like all the others, up." ~ost Believe me Ad.m, I did not hear any rock and roll band in the world." keeping himself busy. Ron Wood is and about twenty-five people would screw ups on you- album. In the past twenty-five years, the trying to put together a solo L.P. and show up. That is partly because no one Rolling Stones have done anything and Charlie Watts has been touring with bis . But Not only were :le acoustics great and has ever heard of Adam Marsland was everyting that rock and roll bands are big band " Rocket 88." Keith Richards I hope I can change that, at least here at the songs well \ritten, but there withln th: album. The one thing supposed to do. They've set trends, got and Mick Jagger are also working on Cobleskill. I had no idea who he was variety bugs me is when I buy an album arrested on drug .charges, been in­ solo projects-separately of course. until I was asked to listen to his new that only to find that each song sounds like volved in sex scandals, and even died in keith became enraged when he first album entitled, Revenge Of The next. Not songs on this album mystericus circumstances. discovered Mick's plan to tour solo this Nerd, a nd write thls article for the the t-:o sound similiar. fhey all have their own As the old saying goes, "To all good summer. Keith desperately wanted to Whirlwind. uniqueness. Fl'\J" example, " Could It Be things must come an end," and it seems tour, as the Stones last summer but When I read the title of the LJ', like the Rolling Stones have done just Mick apparantely refused. ' Revenge Of The Nerd, I was a ~it Love" withitr lush background vocals and innoce1t-e, or in the Enquirer, but ruht here tiesizers, sequencers, and drum in tie SUNY Cobleskill Whirlwhd. A few Wednt-sdays ago, 23 people entered into a chugging machines. As Adam puts it, "It would contest sponsored by the I. D. c. We had 2 divi>ions, male and female. Prize money was awarded How to Kill an Extinct Monste1 by divisions as follows: 1st · $20 by Paul King could sneak into its lair. 2nd · $10 So I finally decided that Iwas all set 3rd · $5 The most interesting and dangerous to go and kill a dragon. I began my ever done is kill a The participants and their times are listed below: thing that I've search in the most desolate irea around dragon. After all no one bad killed one my house because after al'no one had in a few years so I decided why not. 'I'e dragon in a while ;o I figured Name and Dorm Men I 't one seen a chances are that wouldn see they must be hiding in a ·emote spot. 1. Eric Dickson, Draper 310 10&6= 16 think d. the anyway but if I did just The first two days really ddn't amount 2. Mike Coulter, Draper 311 11&8= 19 story I could tell people. to much and I decided ifl didn't find kill.t dragon 3. Rick Rocne, Weiting 104 Spi II 30 Before I could go out and anything the -next day I wuld give up, though I decided to go find out all I 4. Craig Gaines, Vroman 226 Spill 18&6= 22 go home, and have peopll laugh at me 328 15&4= 19 could about dragons at the local wasn't 5. David M artin, Parson library. The first thing I £,tw1d out was the rest of my life. The tbrd day the frst two· until I 6. Kip Keller, Parson 509 18&4= 22 !"' in length any different from that dragons averaged feet out 7. Gene Christian, Weiting 227 18 12li2 tOJlS. I happened to stwnble ino a burnt and that they w~ woods. I 8. T im Singlete, Weiting 223 14&4= 18 thought something big couldn't area in the middle of tht dense ms figured that maybe I vas gomg to get why hadn't 9. Maury Menard, Weiting 13 14 stay bidden fore~r so lucky and find my dra:on and if I was anyone seen one i• a while? Also I found 10. Barry Shepherd, Ten E yck 102 16&2= 18 really lucky I might attually coine out eat ay kind of 11. Chip Travis, Draper 104 16 that they would almost I did get virgin of the whole ordeal aIVe. Well meat but th&' they preferred a cave 12. M ichael Bilow, Draper 108 13&2= 15 maidens .1edium rare. Good lucky because 100 feet away was and~ it was a big bld dragon. It was 13. David Romaine, Weiting 229 16&4= 20 thlngdrag"'8 didn't live just on virgin , Draper 225 they now time to see if a1 my preparations 14. Drew Fletcher 16 maidenr I though because · wouldDt be eating well in today's day bad been worth it. 15. Dondy Brotzman, Draper 223 21&8=29 and ,ge. The books I read said they About a minute late' after I had hidden 16. Dan Zajac, Shamytown 12&2=14 I livf&l ln caves mostly but bad been -myself the dragon returned. When 17. Jeff Stevens, Weiting 24 began sneaking up on him I needed )D.>WD to inhabit lakes, mountain tops, .nd sand dunes. One thing I found out great patience belause if you go too fast, all the drago1 has to do is turn its Name and Dorm Women was that dragons even bad bobbies Denise Vara, Vroman 008 28 which included stealing gold, kid­ bead. open its motth and next thing you napping and frying fooliab know, you look like a burnt mar­ Erin Sullivan, Vroman 102 24&2=26 maldenSi bad heroes who got too close. Nowadays shmallow. I thoight the dragon Karen Stuhtel, Vroman 102 1 glass though they bad to resort to kidnapping found out about me because in the \Aichelle Simmons, Vroman 10 32 but it loud, ugly cheerleaders (why, I can't middle of the nigtt it woke up was I · ~ina Kisk, Porter 58 figure out), and frying state troopers only to go off J.unting. While was dragon for fun. The most important things moving into a beter POSition the Another event sponsored by ... lnter· Dorm Council standing there though that would help me were that came back and f1und me in they bad poor eyesight but bad u­ like a little kid rith bis tJand caught be let cellent bearing and smell. This is goolored beat­ twice-I roped. Again I tried and I knew play mom, dad, sister, brother, Ann resistant clothes because when the - the first time must have been a fluke Landirs, teacher, and doctor to you. dragon looked at me When I was hiding . Nov that graduation is coming, it's in its cave all it saw was a large blurry becaUSf this time it didn't fail me. All dozen time to l~~lVe these friends who you've hunk of gold and there would be a good togeth.r I had to stab about a would growt with. I never thought that in two chance that things could get a little times before the dragon coopa-ate and die. The 18.st things that I yean I could have friends that I am warm if I didn't kill the dragon quickly. close1 with, and understand me, more The third and final piece was a cassette did vere to burn the body and to close off the cave entrance because if a than a1yone ever has. recorder with remote control which I '.' Ant these children that you spit on would set up in front of the dragon's pesson is to touch a dead dragon or its - tr~e they will turn evil and being ~s the; try to change their worlds, are cave and play music that would get the lffi!11We to your consolations; they're dragon's attention so he would in­ tht kind person I am, I naturally c.uldn't let that happen to anybody. qwte avare what their going through." veatigate and while be was doing this I - THE WHIRLWIND, May 19, 1987, p. 8

COBY SPRING SPORTS Men's Golf Women's Tennis Shades David Aidone Cyndee Adolfi Donna Decker Davie Boltri Mary Lou Amery Anne Diehsner of Ron Boyce Chris Armento Lisa Drag9n Craig Gaines Cindy Armlin Christine Laine Chris Lechman Kerry Baldwin Jennifer MacAvery Grey Glen Mitchell Lynn Bernatowicz · Denise Mc Neilly David Pugliese Linda Butcher Debbie Milby Featuring Mike Grey Tim Ryan Kelly !Combs Mary Ellell Waiting ' Tom Sheraw Diane Davis Kelly Weston Bill Thom~s Todd Nieskes College athletics has bee~ more than jlist fun exposure has much to do with this fact. and game.~. It is big, big bu5n~s . There is money Women·s basketball is also on television,- the out there and the colleges treaccepting it. Ma­ P1Jblem 1s only the finals. The women's teams jor college sports are getti rg out of control. ea1, just a little smaller sum of $7,100. That's Bowl games in football bri1·g nillions of dollars righ. ·the men get one million, the women get to the sch'ool. For instanc<, Ille now defunct $7 •I?'-- I know the advertising dollar is w11h Cherry Bowl promised to ?ivr Svracuse and men s SJ.')rtS , but don't the women deserve a lit­ Maryland hp to one millio1 dollars apiece in tle more "\'loney? 1985. Th i s~ from the lowest)fthe Bowl games. How can vomen's sports grow if they receive Teams in the Rose Bowl get money as well as ~993 .000 less> ls it that women's sports are there the rest of 1he Big 10 and Pa <.: 10. The list goes JUSt to serve a )Urpose but men's are to make on, the mo,qey amounts are h1.ge. moneylc _lfthis is"e ca~. then maybe we should The NCAA basketball toumment going on change 11. Lets nO,give the women more, lets right now l1rings in the second lighest amount. make the men's !es~ The Big East will earn a total ~ r 3.6 million . !f ~e money isn't ~ re then no one will get dollars. I! placed five in the touriey . Syracuse paid illegally· Ifthe mo°" isn't there a Len Bias and PTo-...dence, members of the ehe final four, won't be a_bl~ to get the "1lgs that kill him. If each e