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STORIES, POEMS, ARTICLES, REVIEWS SPRING 1993 NUMBER 3 $5.00 Essays on the Literature and Culture of the ASia-Padfic Region BRUCE BENNETT & DENNIS HASKEll $19.00 The Centre for Studies in Australian Literature The University of Western Australia NEDLANDS WA 6009 Phone (09) 380 2101 Fax (09) 380 1030 WESTERLY a quarterly review ISSN 0043-342x EDITORS: Delys Bird, Peter Cowan, Dennis Haskell EASTERN STATES EDITOR: Bruce Bennett EDITORIAL ADVISORS: Margot Luke (Prose), Brenda Walker (Reviews), Fay Zwicky (Poetry) EDITORIAL CONSULTANTS: Diana Brydon (University ofGuelph), Yasmine Gooneratne (Macquarie University), Brian Matthews (Flinders University), Vincent 0'Sullivan (Victoria University, Wellington), Peter Porter (London), Robert Ross (University of Texas at Austin), Anna Rutherford (University of Aarhus), Andrew Taylor (Edith Cowan University), Edwin Thumboo (National University of Singapore) ADMINISTRATOR: Caroline Horobin Westerly is published quarterly at the Centre for Studies in Australian Literature in the English Department, University of Western Australia with assistance from the Commonwealth Government through the Australia Council, and the State Government of W.A. through the Department for the Arts. 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Department for theArts 1il Australia Governmenl of Western Australia WESTERLY, No.3, SPRING, 1993 Editor's Notice The Editors wish to advise contributors and subscribers of some changes in organisation of the magazine. Firstly, we are pleased to welcome Fay Zwicky as Poetry Editor. Fay's appointment will result in a much quicker assessment of poetry manuscripts received. We wish to advise contributors of articles that these may now be submitted by email.addressedasfollows:[email protected]; if email submission is not possible, we would prefer submission by disk. We use Microsoft Word 5.1 on Macintosh computers, but can deal with work in Microsoft Word, Word Perfect or ASCn completed on Macintosh or IBM machines; please indicate on an accompanying note which programme has been used. If neither email nor disk submission is possible, we ask contributors to submit two copies of each article. From the beginning of 1994 Westerly will be available for subscription by email or in the traditional hard copy form. The email subscription rate will be $10 p.a. If you wish to subscribe to this form of the magazine, please send your email number to Caroline Horobin together with your subscription payment. Each issue will be sent to you once its preparation is complete; please note that normal copyright provisions will prevail. We hope that these changes will result in an even better Westerly for both subscribers and contributors. The editors welcome comments on the magazine at any time. 2 WESTERLY, No.3, SPRING, 1993 CONTENTS WESTERLY VOLUME 38, No.3, SPRING 1993 STORIES The Far-Right Cubicle John Douglas 5 Eve and Adelphos Catherine HassaU 7 The Woman Who Loved Her Axolotl AR. Roughley 9 Slow Afternoons with an Old Lady Brigid Lowry 31 The City Square Rose van Son 34 There's a Dog in my Window Scott Mendham 57 Mistakes Ian C. Smith 60 WinklMurder Andrea Gawthorne 82 POEMS Selwyn Pritchard 12 John Kinsella 55 Jennifer Harrison 14 Dale Harcombe 56 Joan Fox 27 Aileen Kelly 64 Chris Andrews 28 Dane Thwaites 65 Alec Choate 29 Jean Kent 66 Sue Moss 30 Philip Harvey 69 Bert Almon 49 Brian Turner 70 Andrea Sherwood 50 Ian Templeman 78 Sallie Muirden 52 Elizabeth Smither 80 ARTICLES Julian Croft and the Problem of an Australian Diction Nigel Spence 17 On Rereading and Misreading 'Such is Life' John Barnes 39 Mudrooroo's 'Doctor Wooreddy's Prescription For Enduring the Ending of the World' and Robert Drewe's 'The Savage Crows' Jome Brown 71 REVIEWS John Kinsella, 'Full Fathom Five' Fay Zwicky 85 Chin Woon Ping, 'Camellia Song' Jacqueline Lo 87 Carmel Bird, 'The Common Rat' Cathy Bennett 89 Ruth Park, 'A Fence Around the Cuckoo' Fiona Adolph 91 Nicholas Hasluck, 'Offcuts: From a Legal Literary Life' Kieran Dolin 92 CONTRIBUTORS 95 Cover by Susan Ellvey of Designpoint using "Toodyay Blossoms", a watercolour by Western Australian artist Naomi Grant. Printed by Lamb Printers Pty Ltd. WESTERLY, No.3, SPRING, 1993 3 4 WESTERLY, No.3, SPRING, 1993 JOHN DOUGLAS The Far-Right Cubicle The fat lady in front of me in the line ordered three cheeseburgers, two small fries, and a chocolate sundae. I was becoming a little concerned, as I had told my son not to enter the toilet cubicle on the far-right. But one just never knows with children, does one. I ordered a Big Mac for myself, and a cheeseburger for my son - holding the pickles on both - and proceeded to find a comfortable place to sit. I ordered no drinks or fries. After five minutes of waiting I decided it would be best if I checked out the men's toilets. I approached one of the men at the basins and posed the question, "Have you seen anyone enter the far-right cubicle?" He replied, "Yes, a little while ago. A little boy in a blue top." I thanked the man for his help and leant against the wall. My son had entered the far-right cubicle. As there was nothing I could do straight away, I decided to go and eat my Big Mac without the pickles. As my son would not be requiring his cheeseburger, I ate that too. As one can imagine I did not enjoy my meal - it was cold. I placed my rubbish in the bin and went home. Several days later I telephoned the McDonald's store and spoke to the manager about my son and the far-right cubicle. To my surprise, I was told that I had to visit the store in person if the matter in question was the far-right cubicle. This annoyed me slightly as I had a rather busy week-end planned, but I agreed to go along. On the Saturday morning I had difficulty finding parking at McDonald's. Eventually, after much persistence, I found a suitable parking spot. In the car next to me, an old lady had made quite a mess of eating a fillet-of-fish burger. She had tartare sauce all over her nose and left ear. But I decided to ignore her and continued into the store, which was quite busy. Herds of ketchup-stained brats scurried around amidst pathetic families having a 'lunch-out', and old couples nibbling at junior burgers and sipping coffee. What a vulgar place. I would not eat there again. I'll take-away instead. However, for that day at least, I ate there. A girl with a pseudo-polite voice served me. After my meal of a Big Mac, small fries and caramel sundae - a unique combination for me - I decided to speak to the manager. As business had become quieter, he agreed to speak with me. Indeed, I could hardly believe he was a manager. He was quite young - no more than twenty. He had so many pimples I thought perhaps he should be kept away from food - lest one of them burst over a Big Mac. However, this was not my primary concern at the moment. After explaining to him my son's situation, he thought for a space of about five seconds. "Yes. You see, the problem is there's not a lot we can do once someone has actually entered through the door of the far-right cubicle. A fall is inevitable." "Can anything at all be done?" I found his explanation not at all satisfying. WESTERLY, No.3, SPRING, 1993 5 "You see, the fall lasts for as long as the participant lives. And, of course, even when they're dead, their rotting, putrid corpse will keep falling until it becomes nothing." "Oh, I see. But surely there must be some course of action that you follow under such circumstances?" "Yes, I'll write to Head Office. However, I'm sure you realise that the child should not have entered the far-right cubicle. It's not our fault, nor our responsibility ." "Yes, yes. I realise that. It's just one of those things." Before I left the store I had a look once again at the far-right cubicle.