The New Hampshire Bulk Rate,U-6 Po~taoe ,s;;;.; Vol. 79No. ______39 FRIDAY, MARCH 241989 .,;__------~------(603)862-1490 . Durham.N.H. Durham"JH f>ermH3CJ Another budget cut proposed By Joanne Marino and Mary financial demands that would Tamer be imposed," she said. Last night more than 60 Urban was one in a long line UNH students boarded buses of speakers trying to dissuade .. heading for a hearing in Con­ committee members from pass­ cord to show support for a bill ing House bill 200, and to that would prevent a further cut sponsor House bill 777 instead. in the University System House bill 777 would restore (USNH) biennium budget. the funding originally proposed The hearing was held in by Gov. Gregg. response to the NH State House According to bill 200, the request, House bill 200, that all reduction would yield a bien­ University System (USNH) nnial appropriation of $105.3 departments reduce Gov. Judd million--$9.2 million less than Gregg's suggested biennium the governor's recommendation budget by $9.2 million, or an and $19.9 million less than the 8 percent reduction. USNH' s original request. Gregg's budget proposal for The devastating impact of an 11 percent increase over the such a reduction to the USNH Site of the proposed 600-bed dormitory complex located behind A-lot. (Sharon Donovan! next two years already implied have forced trustees to consider photo) a reduction of half of the dramatic vertical cuts rather USNH's original budget. The than continuing to drain the original budget submitted asked overall university budgets. for a 22 percent increase over The USNH has outlined sev­ Dorm location is finalized two years and was considered eral options if this newest "bare bones" by the system's reduction is adopted by the state. board of trustees. They include: Pamela Urban, co­ UNH trustees approve dorm site chairperson of the students for OPTION ONE: the university council (SFU), ELIMINATE USNH UN­ By R. Scott Nelson Haaland formed an Ad Hoc Site the part Qf the. trustees." testified to the House Appro­ ITS NOT MANDATED BY After months of considera­ Selection Committee in October, Victor Azzi, director of cam­ priations Committee and House STATE LAWS. tion, debate and conflict, site which submitted the recreation­ pus planning, said he is pleased w~ys and Means Committee • Eliminate USNH School for 5, the area north of A-lot and al field area behind Snively as with the choice of site 5 because that "the impact of House bill Lifelong Learning, and its pro­ west of the railroad tracks, was its recommendation on De­ he feels it is the best all-around 200 would raise just the tuition grams, off ices and personnel approved as the location of the cember 15. On February 21, location for the housing com­ bill for a New Hampshire in Portsmouth, Lebanon, Con­ new 600-unit student housing Haaland once again chose site plex. student to $3,750 a year by fiscal way, Manchester, Berlin, Lit­ complex by the USNH ·Board 5 as the dorm complex location. "I think it is the right site," year 1991." tleton, Keene, Nashua, Durham, of Trustees. Site Selection Committee Azzi said, "because it will satisfy Urban, speaking on behalf of Plymouth and Lee. The 5-member Ad Hoc Com­ member William Condon, chair­ the needs of students, the needs the UNH community, added • Eliminate the University of mittee on Student Residence man of the UNH animal nutri­ of the people using the eques­ that the in-state figure of $3,750 New Hampshire at Manchester, Facilities Planning, the board tional science department, said trian course, and the needs of did not include room and board and its programs, personnel and of trustees group responsible he believes the decision was the town." or other costly mandatory fees. facilities in downtown Manches­ for the decision, voted unanim­ made without proper future Azzi said the equestrian cross­ "I can honestly say if the price ter and at Hackett Hill. ously in favor of the site on planning. coun try course will be able to tag of education at UNH is • Eliminate all State support March 15. "I think they have made a be re-routed around the site, and marked up as drastically as for New Hampshire Public According to the agenda from mistake that will not be appar­ the site location will preserve House bill 200 would dictate, Television. last week's meeting, construc­ ent until six or eight years from the buffer between the univer­ many of my friends at school 5,426 students in educational tion of the complex is tenatively now," Condon said. sity and the town of Durham. today and those prospective BUDGET, page 5 scheduled to begin in late Au­ "They' re going to make this Now that the site selection students could not cope with the gust of this year, with occupancy area residential without long­ has been made final, the uni­ slated for September of 1990. range planning," Condon added. versity can proceed with plans Site 5 was the location orig­ "They're going ahead with this for the dorm complex itself. inally proposed by President without knowing what they'd Azzi said the design stage for Haaland last September, a cho­ do with displaced programs." the complex, which must be ice which caused much anger, Amy Dickens, a field teacher completed before construction especially among UNH Eques­ involved in the UNH equestrian can begin, will probably last trian Program members, whose program, also feels the decision about six months. cross country course will be lacks foresight. The student housing, Azzi partially displaced by the dorm "I think we're all very disap­ said, will likely consist of a complex. pointed," Dickens said. "It's a cluster of buildings, instead of In response to the opposition, very short-sighted decision on one large building. Yup, ol,' Bob is new ed. By Joanne Marino Brief editor, a semester as -A funny guy will take over the Forum editor and "proud co­ position of Editor-in-Chief for founder of LAPHOS." The New Hampshire. Starting Durling said he considers the as the cartoonist of Jumpin' Jake Ediror-in-Chief position a "pa­ his freshman year, Robert Du­ ladin in the fight against evil." rling hasn't lost his sense of "There are still a lot of little humor working at the paper­ things I have to get to know," -and he'll probably need it. Durling said. "As far as actual For the position, Durling will product, I'm not too worried." be ultimately responsible for According to Durling no one content, production and busi­ really knows what a managing ness operations of the paper. editor's job entails. He will be managing a staff of As managing editor, Durling almost 100 and a bu lget of is used to all-nighters on pro­ $127,465, often requirir ~ nearly duction nights, handling nearly 60 hours per week of r s time. half of the paper's layout. He Durling has held several said it is rewarding "just seeing positions at The New Hamp­ a good page 3." shire since tickling funny bones Over the next month, Durling with the Jumpin' Jakestrip. His will be busy selecting a staff for Editor-in-Chief elect Robert publication. accomplishments include Man­ the paper's 1989-90 Durling (Mike Parnham pho­ A cosmetic escapee, this easta' bunny hopes to enjoy Sunday. aging Edi.tor for a year and a They will take over production (Mike Parnham photo) half, a 'brief' stint as News-in- on May 1. to) PAGE TWO THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, MARCH 241989 UNH's favorite MUB rat leaves fora new home By Sarah Minnoch son, Production Staff Supervisor for his job in the games He is the ultimate room. MUB rat. of the MUB. Fortunately, the position He is the Memorial had Union Stan only seemed to have one reopened when he came Building. He is and Stanley F. Cope­ problem at UNH. He had been talked to Don land, the Facilities Harley, the Manager of a Master Sergeant in the Air former Business Manager the MUB who of the wil be "very, very Force, doing air refueling for MUB and current missed," according Treasurer of to his em­ 25 years. Stationed at Pease, he the Student Activity ployees and friends. Organiza­ decided to retire because "the tion, who re-hired him. Stan is leaving the university time was right." His vision was Harley speaks very fondly of March 30 for a new job at the starting to get a little blurred Stan, calling him both a "gen­ University of Texas in Arling­ and glasses were a hindrance tleman" and a "gentle man." ton, where he will be the Games on the job. And he says, like a He also describes him as "the Area Supervisor in the E.H. baseball or football player, "You most humble man I've ever Hereford University Center. should know when you should known in all my life," someone He is a celebrity at UNH, gee out." with "deeply ingrained values someone who is easily recog­ Now you're probably wond­ who does everything with ex­ nizable, and according to many ering why chis created a problem cellence." of his associates, someone who for Stan at UNH. Well, it seems After doing some calculating, is always there when needed. that he had been used co a Harley estimates that Stan He has a smooth, dark has com­ uniform system of getting saved more than $10,000 plexion with wire framed a year bif­ things done when in the mil­ for the MUB in labor costs ocals sitting on his nose. since His itary, which only makes sense. he replaced custodial help black wavy hair has with sprinkles Then he got to UNH and students as the producton of silver traced through staff. it. And wondered why the jobs he would He has also extended he wears an oxford the life shirt with delegate to the student workers of the bowling lanes a signature hi-come-talk-to-me by probably were not getting done. Stan, ten years with the renovations navy blue Mister Rogers car­ with his genteel disposition, he has done, being "somewhat digan on. His friendly eyes have figured chat the frustrating of an expert on bowling a twinkle of fun alley in them as he situation just wasn't right for finish," says Harley. says, "I like to kid around a lot." him at that point and decided "He's done a number Stan, who is originally of from to quit after less than a year. He remarkable things here." Harvey, Illinois, came to UNH went to the Portsmouth Naval Stan still remembers his Air ten years ago as manager of the Shipyard and worked in the Force days as times of real games room in th~ MUB. In games room there for a couple accomplishments. He breaks 1984, he became Facilities out Man­ of months. some pictures, a couple ager and is considered of them by Jeff But they didn't let him use showing his "Wee Down Day" Onore, Director of the MUB, his ideas of renovations and when his buddies soaked him as "the most dedicated univer­ additions there, saying there with water, symbolizing a sity employee I know." com­ wasn't any need for such things. pletion of 100 missions stretch- "He's a very hard worker and So Scan changed his mind and Stan Copeland will be missed around the MUB. (Ashley Logan _he's verr f_air," says EJlen Urm_-_ decided to come back to UNH STAN, page 10 photo) - -··• - . - NEWS IN. BRIEF

. " - . ·- . ,..... Black man cleared Marijuana linked to Drunk drivers can l , of resisting arrest stunted fetus growth charge program On Wednesday in Long Beach, California a judge Women who smoke marijuana during pregnancy People sent to New Hampshire's new dismissed a charge of resisting arrest against a black weeklong may stunt the growth of their fetuses, producing "intense intervention" program for repeat drunken­ man who said he was roughed up by a white police babies who are smaller than normal, a study shows. driving convictions will be able to charge officer in a confrontation that was secretly recorded the $550 The research found that mothers who smoked cost on VISA or MasterCard. Gov. Judd on videotape. Don Jackson, a police sergeant and Gregg said pot while pregnant produced babies who averaged letting people charge it makes sense because civil rights activist who was accompanied by a the three ounces lighter and two-tenths of an inch state has had trouble collecting fines television crew when he was stopped for a traffic and penalties shorter than non-users' newborns. in the past. Gregg and Executive Council violation in Long Beach on Jan. 14, had approved been Although their study does not definitely prove the charge-it plan at their meeting scheduled to stand trial Wednesday. But prosecutors Wednesday. that marijuana slows growth in the womb, the People with two or more drunken-driving asked a municipal court judge to dismiss the charge convic­ researchers said that pot smoking is common during tions used to face seven-day jail sentences. Beginning after reviewing testimony given by Jackson and pregnancy, and women should be cautioned about chis month, the penalty will the police officer, Mark Dickey, before change to three days a state senate the link. in jail, followed by a week committee earlier this month.Jackson, at the intervention center, 30, was "It definitely supports the case that marijuana which will be at the Laconia State followed by an NBC camera crew as part School for the of what has an effect on the fetus," said Corly Jones, a research retarded in Laconia. The first he called a "sting" operation to validate session is set to start reports psychologist at the National Institute on Drug Abuse March 31 with about 17 clients. of racism and brutality by Long Beach police officers. in Bethesda, Md. · Fraternities defy eviction order Pronuclear activists Members of two fraternities have violated an urge Gregg.support order to vacate their houses on the University of Maine campus as a punishment for hazing and other Rapist accuses father violations. About A pronuclear group financed 21 members of Delta Upsilon fraternity by the owners of of victim as attacker plan to the Seabrook nuclear power remain in their house until the end of the plant launched a letter­ spring writing campaign Wednesday semester, said William Fraser, the fraternity's to try to dissuade In Little Rock, Arkansas, a man whose daughter alumni association Gov. Judd Gregg from fighting low-power president. testing was raped in 1984 was named by a convicted rapist The association, concerned at the reactor. The Coalition for Reliable Energy that the building's in an appeals court brief as one of two attackers condition and the academic well-being is urging plant proponents to write to Gregg of members to who castrated him as he awaited trial. would suffer if the house show their opposition to the state's new is closed, has voted twice postion. The father, Walter "Stevie" Stevens, said to keep it open. "He needs to know chat a majority of the people Wednesday the accusation was "totally ridiculous." University President Dale Lick of New Hampshire strongly support the commercial last month ordered On March 7, 1985, before Wayne Dumond's trial, the Delta Upsilon house vacated operation of Seabrook Station as quickly as possible," as of March 19 two masked men entered his home, bound him and because of a hazing incident said the coalition's president, Elizabeth Mudge. that cook place lace then castrated him. The men never have been caught. last year. Lick's order would Earlier chis mooch, Gregg bucked 15 years of allow the fraternity New Dumond identified Stevens, the former Sc. Francis to return in September Hampshire public policy and abruptly 1990. announced County coroner, after seeing him in a television Lick also ordered that the state will seek to block low-power Beta Theta Pi fraternity closed testing interview in January, the brief said. During the as of March at the coastal reactor. He cited 19 because of hazing. A campus judicial the weak financial interview, Stevens denied involvement in the board investigation condition of the plant's principal also revealed instances of theft owner, Public castration. and illegal Service Company of New Hampshire. possession of alcoholic beverages by Public Service Dumond had previously identified Forrest City fraternity members. Co. filed for federal bankruptcy protection Nearly 30 members of Beta on Jan. police officer Stacy Dye as one of the assailants Theta Pi remained 28, 1988, becoming the first publicly in their house Tuesday and it owned utility after seeing Dye during a May 1988 hearing at was unclear to do so since The Depression. whether they intended co continue living Forrest City. Dye also has denied the allegations. there. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, MARCH 24 1989 PAGE THREE Candidate for SBP, SBVP announced

'3y Jay Kumar going to demand student repres­ It's that time of year again. entation." Spring break is over, the weath­ Jenkins said students need to er is starting to warm up, so "take a more active role in naturally people begin to think protecting what's theirs." of one thing: The 1989 Student Another priority for the ticket Body Presidential election. Ac­ is to get a full-time student tually, only a few people are trustee on the U niversicy Sys­ thinking of that. tem of New Hampshire's Board Just before break, George of Trustees. Currently, the Yfantopulos and Kelly Jenkins, position switches between the became the first ticket to offi­ three USNH schools (UNH, cially announce their candidacy Plymouth State College, Keene for SBP and SBVP. State College). Yfantopulos is currently the "Seventy percent of the sys­ chairperson of the Student tem's budget is UNH, yet we're . Activity Fee Council (SAFC), only represented once every a member of the MUB Board three years," said Yfantopulos. of Governors, president of On President Gordon Haa­ Students gain council position Sigma Nu fraternity and a land's controversial decision to By Karen Hamilton idem Mike Rose, it is a step in for the position by a committee representative of the Inter­ locate a new housing site west Soon UNH students will play the right direction. established by the student se­ Fraternity Council (IFC). Jen­ of A lot, Jenkins said, "George a larger role in Durham policies "The student is privy to nate. The ideal group proposed kins is a Student Senator, vice and I support the decision on than they ever ha:ve before. everything. When the council to appoint the student will president of Delta Zeta sorority the dorm site. However, we This Monday, the Durham goes into closed door hearings, consist of a lease four students, and a member of the Freshman disagree with the decision pro­ Town Council accepted a bill the-student will be there," Rose one town council member and Camp executive committee. cess chat was used .." She said from the Student Senate to said. Dean of Student Affairs J. Gregg "We want to bring back the students should have more of establish the position of Student The Student Adjunct · will Sandborn. power and strength to student a say in future decisions. Adjunct Member as part of the voice concerns over ordinances According to Shirley Thomp­ government that once existed," Concerning the lack of park­ town council. and referenda affecting stu-. son, a three-year Durham town said Yfantopulos. ing on campus, Yfantopulos The student chosen will serve dents, as well as working on council member, the council He stressed the need for more said, "We should expand the as a non-voting ex-officio issues affecting the town as a decided it will be more approp­ student involvement in univer­ shuttle routes. A parking lot is member of the Durham town whole. riate if there were no town si cy affairs. "Student Senate is not viable now because of lack council in addition to the current "We are looking for someone council member on the commit­ supposed to be the link between of money, but it's a future goal nine members. who will mesh in the town tee and the students made the the students and the adminis­ that we feel should be explored." Even though the student does council, not a lobbyist,'' Rose appointment ~hemselves. tration, and that communication On the Greek system, Yfan­ not have voting power, accord­ said. COUNCIL, page 5 hasn't been there." topulos said, "The Greek system ing to Student Body Vice Pres- The student will be chosen Yfantopulos said the admin­ is one of the strongest organ­ istration has to make more of izations on campus. In the past, an effort to inform and com­ people have tried to represent Penc ii, pen, book and broom municate with students. the Greek system from the ··1 think that weekly meetings outside. We've been involved By Michelle Keyworth with the administration are within the Greek system for a essential, but so is having the few years, so we know and Trash and dust have been administration come to Senate understand the problems that accumulating in faculty offices more ... We're paying their exist. these days. Soon it may not be salaries, so we should have a lot "(Greek Coordinator) Mike an unfamiliar scene to see more say than we do. I know Sciola has been effective because professors, brooms in hand, administrators are willing to he's been the liason between the sweeping out their own offices. work with students." administration and the Greek No, there isn't a housekeep­ "The Student Body President system. The Greek system ing strike. Recent major cuts and Student Body Vice Presi­ needed a kick in the butt and to the university budget, and dent's role is to be the active I chink it now has a direction a hiring freeze, have hie house­ voice as to what the students where it can survive on its own," keeping services hard. With less want," said Jenkins. he said. money and fewer employees, "Our top priority right now Referring to the vacated the director of housekeeping is the budget," said Yfantopulos. Memorial Union Building base­ services, Guy Eaton, has had to He said the proposed 25 percent ment space, Yfantopulos said, set some priorities. increase for in-state tuition is "I hope we get the basement in "My personal belief is chat "ridiculous. The state legislation the fall and begin renovations. the students are why we're doesn't realize the significance With the added basement space, here," Eaton said. He said that of this rate increase, or under­ the commuters can be better classrooms and public areas will stand the importance of our represented, with an expanded be kept most presentable. Ocher education." Commuter Transfer Center, priorities are bathrooms, labor­ He added, "Students weren't more study space and more atories, and corridors. "Our department's concern consulted until after the fact, CANDIDATE, page 17 when it was too late. _Fe~ has been for the welfare of the students," said Eaton. Housekeeping services is a branch of Facilities Services, which also includes architect and transportation services, and maintenance. Housekeeping services are starting to be a rare sight. (Mjke Eaton said that Facilities Services has been forced to turn Parnham photo) back an amount over $700,000 that this was a carefully consi­ problem. Mitchell explained .to the university. Of that dered decision intended to make that the time it takes to remove amount, $46,000 has come from sure that there would be plenty the trash will deduct from the the housekeeping services sup- of housekeepers available to time needed to clean classrooms. .port fund, which pays· for supp­ maintain priority areas. "Now that they have to take lies, equipment and wages. "We are keeping public areas trash out, the classrooms won't In addition, housekeeping has clean," said Mitchell. "We've be as clean," said Mitchell. lost over 10 percent of its usual been maintaining service in She doesn't feel this is fair staff due to the hiring freeze. dorms. The students are our because people "deserve clean Thirteen available positions priority." classrooms," students and pro­ cannot be filled. To Eaton, this However, in a new develop­ fessors alike. means "a loss of 13 people ment, a March 21 memo issued Both Eaton and Mitchell needed to do the work right." by Executive Vice President Gus expressed that morale among In a March 2 memo sent by Kinnear said that money was housekeepers has been low. housekeeping services to all left over from the snow removal "The housekeeping depart- building occupants, Eaton an­ budget. Some of the money has . ment has so much pride in what nounced that housekeepers been transferred to housekeep­ they do," said Mitchell. "They would no longer be responsible ing to restore as much service are a service organization. They for the removal of trash or the as possible. This includes the feel it's their job to clean sweeping of floors in office removal of crash from private offices." space. office space twice a week. Eaton said that it has been SBP candidate George Yfantopulos and VP candidate Kelly Area 1 housekeeping super­ Although this move may BROOM, page 5 Jenkins (Sharon Donovan photo) visor Jean Mitchell explained pacify some, it creates __another PAGE FOUR THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, MARCH 24 1989 NTBESPOT How do you feel about taking out your trash due to the recent budget cuts?

n1 don't find it a great problem ffln terms of taking out my ffPersona/ly I do not mind it, fflf the worst I have to do is to take out my own trash. I feel trash, it is what I have to do at infact I was taking out my trash empty my trash I do not mind. some of the reactions to this new home, yet everyone liked the before the cuts. On the other I would he concerned if salaries rule have been inappropriate. service. The cuts had to be made hand I do not see it as a way or research funds were cut. I I feel this is a minor inconven­ from someplace, basically it has to resolve the budget crisis. It have only emptied my trash once ience that we have to experience not effected me." seems to he an artifical way of since the cuts." in order to maintain the quality resolving a crisis that needs more of programs offered." Prof. Peter Schmidt than superficial attention." Prof. Gregory McMahon

Prof. Richard Johnson German Dept. Prof. Micheal Lee Ancient History Dept.

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STRESS AND ANXIETY Coping with stress ... #38 . HEALTH RELATED ISSUES SELF IMPROVEMENT Coping with Anxiety ... #30 I've been raped, what do I do? ... #315 Time management ... #15 Understanding grief...#85 Aquaintance rape ... #319 Self-assertiveness ... #402 Death and dying ... #84 Anorexia Nervosa and Bulimia... #215 Standing up for yourself...#10 How to handle fears ... #33 Dealing with an alcoholic parent...#479 Building self-esteemed confidence ... #35 Conflict and meditation ... #312 Early signs of an alcohol problem ... #160 Learning to accept yourself...#44 Relaxation exercises ... #3 7 Responsible decisions about drinking ... #161 Becoming independent from parents ... #478 Herpes- symptoms and diagnosis ... #209 The value and use of self-talk. .. #36 AIDS- reducing the risks ... #225 What is coupseling and how do I use it? ... #61 AIDS- symptoms and diagnosis ... #218

SEXUALITY Female sex roles ... #39 FRIENDSHIP AND DATING Female homosexuality ... #20 , friendship building ... #! Female orgasm problems ... #22 Helping a friend ... #90 Male sex roles ... #40 · Dating skills ... #18 Male homosexuality ... #21 Infatuation or love? ... #70 Dealing with impotence... #23 Considerations in looking for a mate ... #71 Timing problems in male sexuality ... #24 Types of intimacy ... #3 physical imimacy ... #4 ANGER Coping with a broken relationship ... #83 Dealing with anger ... #8 DEPRESSION Fighting constructively ... #5 What is depression? ... #4 3 I - Understanding and dealing with jealousy ... #9 How to deal with depression ... #432 Expressing negative thoughts and feleings ... #6 How to deal with lonliness ... #32 Dealing with constructive criticism ... #7 Recognizing suicidal feelings in others ... #492

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BUDGET fWENDAR 1: (continued from page 1) FRIDAY, MARCH 24 programs across the State would academic departments or pro­ cent cut atter a new report on POLITICAL ECbNOMY SERIES-Rick Mitchell (UNH, be affected; 200 permanent grams at each USNH Institu­ the state's economical forecast Economics), "An Institutional Perspective on Nuclear Power." personnel and numerous tem­ tion. revealed a worse financial si­ Room 206, McConnell, noon to 2 p.m. porary staff would be dis­ • Close/ cutail other academic tuation than they previously charged; instructional television p r o g-r a m s a n d co u rs es - - thought. UNH DANCE THEATER- Annual Concert. Johnson programming serving 54,292 including the UNH Nashua According to Haaland, the Theater, Paul Arts, 8 p.m. New Hampshire school child­ Gtaduate Center and Cooper- · calendar year of 1989 is seeing ren and ·quality TV program­ ative Extension Service pro­ the full effect of changes made SATURDAY, MARCH 25 ming reaching 504,000 house­ grams. with tax laws in 1986, especially UNH DANCE THEATER- Annual Concert. Johnson holds would be affected. •Close/curtail career plan­ with the business profit tax. He Theater, Paul Arts, 8 p.m. ning/placement, adult and said NH's tax policy does not OPTION TWO: commuter student centers, aca­ reflect the growth of state. SUNDAY, MARCH 26 RAISE IN-STA TE TUI­ demic advising and skills de­ "In reality, the state is pros­ TION RATES 20 TO 27 PER­ velopment center, etc. perous," Haaland· said. MUSO FILM-"West Side Story." Strafford Room, MUB, CENT IN EACH OF THE • Eliminate/reduce intercol­ He said the state has one of 7 and 9:30 p.m., students $1, general $2. NEXT TWO YEARS. legiate sports programs at all the lowest national unemploy­ •UNH's New Hampshire institutions. ment rates and is 8th in per INTERNATIONAL FOLK DANCING- Learn dances from student tuition charges--already around the world. Teaching and request dancing: beginners capita income. He suggested welcome; no partner necessary. Room 104, New Hampshire fourth highest among public Haaland said none of these they look at ways to raise Hall, 7:30-10 p.m., free. universities in the nation-­ are "reasonable alternatives," revenue such as taxes and sur­ would increase by $1,380 by fall but if bill 200 is adopted "we charges. MONDAY, MARCH 27 1990 to become the highest are prepared to do one or "We were willing to go with among land-grant universities another of the scenarios." the ( original) cut because we SPANISH FILM SERIES - "Hour of the Star." Room 110, in the U.S. "We will not just go into each knew the climate the state was Murkland, 4 p.m., $1. • New Hampshire student budget and take 8 percent, and in at the time," Haaland said, tuition at Keene and Plymouth go on as if it was business as adding the board "can't tolerate TUESDAY, MARCH 28 State Colleges--now 5th highest usual," Haaland said. "We can't a further attrition of spending MUB PLANT SALE - Plants by Flora Ventures, Inc. of among public four-year colleges ·continue to absorb these kinds • power." Newmarket. Strafford Room, MUB, 10 a.m. co 5 p.m.' ·: in the U.S.--would increase by of things." "To our legislators," Urban $850 by Fall 1990. Haaland said the target was said, "Wf; appeal to weigh GERMAN FILM SERIES - "Mephfsto." Room 4, Horton, still for the governor's budget heavily the options for the 6:45 p.m. OPTION THREE: and that tuition could not be set future of New Hampshire. DELETE ACADEMIC until the state is through with Affordable education and UNH MATHEMATICS CAREER NIGHT - Panelists from Liberty PROGRAMS AND REDUCE it. can be the cornerstone of. a Mutual Insurance Company, Sander Corportation, Mitre Coporation, State Mutual Assurance CompanY., and Oyster · STUDENT SERVICES. The Ways and Means Com­ bright future for our state." • Close three to four major mittee implemented the 8 per- River High School will discuss their Jobs and career opportuniues in data processing, the actuanal field, teaching, statistics, and systems analysis. Room 1925, -Elliot Alumni . COUNCIL Center, 7 p.m. . (continued from page 3) SLIDE PRESENTATION - Ash Eames, from the NH Central American Network will talk about his recent trip to El Salvador According to Rose, the rea­ student) will be receptive to us," the elected positions to the and why we keep seeing this country in the news. Room 127, sons for having an appointment Thompson said. council. Hamilton Smith, 7 p.m. rather than a general election Thompson also added she is Although Thompson doesn't were potential loss of valuable looking forward to working forsee it happening, she said FILM - "Heaven," about various conceptions of heaven. Forum Room, Dimond Library, 7:30 p.m. Admission is$ time and the assurance of choos­ with the student and thinks it the council is fully aware of its ing a qualified candidate. will be very helpful. Thompson possibility. .so "We want to get some@ne said, not only is th~ position The student town represen­ SUBMIT INFORMATION TO THE OFFICE OF STU­ who knows as much about ( the advantageous to the university ·tative will receive four credits DENT ACTIVITIES IN THE MUB. CALL 862-1524 FOR council) as possible." Rose said. and the students, but also the per semester under the super­ FvilMS & DEADLINES. Appointing the position will town. vision of a faculty advisor. In allow the student adjunct "We may be overlooking addition to reporting to a faculty member to begin April 1 rather something on an issue, such as advisor, the student will be BROOM than in late April. housing or the library, and a responsible for writing an ar­ "Two weeks makes a differ­ student could give input," ticle in The New Hampshire (continued from page 3) ence," Rose said. Thompson said. on a monthly basis informing frustrating for housekeepers, Dickson said that Horton . The student adjunct member Thompson said it is a very students of town council issues but "they're only doing what usually has three housekeepers, will have more legislative power important position that will be pertinent to students. they've been told." but "they got rid of one." than the Town Gown Commit­ time consuming and should not However, morale in the Paul Donovan, a professor. tee, which is an informal group be taken lightly. The town representative will dorms has been a little better, of English, explained the budget• that meets to discuss mutual Although there is now a also receive a stipend of $500 according to Mitchell. Those problems in his own words.' interest problems with the student position on the town to remain in Durham over the housekeepers are getting the "We've got $9 and we've got to university and the community. couqcil, students can still run summer. help "that the students des.erve." buy $10 worth of stuff." According to Thompson, the for the other positions on the The deadline for applications Since the decision to remove He felt that professors have town council was very accom­ council. has been extended to next trash from offices twice a week, time to empry their trash once, modating to the addition of a Thompson said because there Friday. To qualify for the po­ Mitchell reported that she re­ in a while. He said "Those who· student member. · are more students than_ re·si~ sition a student must be a ceived several calls from some complain are perhaps a little "(The Council) is very recep­ dents, if students got organized, resident of Durham, of voting buildings whose occupants are full ·of themselves." But, he said,· tive to the idea. And I hooe ( the ... ;rie students could possibly fill age, and a UNH undergraduate . still willing to take out their own '.'s~ee~~ng the floor is another; trash to alleviate the heavy thmg ... workload of their housekeepers. Another English professor; Eaton said that some faculty Kevin Donovan, said that hav­ resented having to empty their ing their trash emptied twice own trash, and felt it was not a week isn't bad, but he said, 'Td their responsibility. Others have rathe~, the floor be swept more been supportive. often. "We just hope everybody can The hiring freeze will be in help us," he stressed. effect until July 1. Until then; Eaton explained the changes said Eaton, "we're all being· in housekeeping services by asked to do our part." saying that since money had already been committed to other areas such as academics and professor salaries, "it fell upon other areas to come up with the money." Housekeeping services is one area where the effects of the budget cuts are actuaily visible and affect the daily routine of the university community, said Eaton. Reactions to the change in services has been mixed. Dee Ann Dickson, a secretary in the political science office, said that several professors had complained about their trash not being removed. "And we have to sweep our off ices our­ Spring lets students wallow on the lawn again. (Sharon Donovan photo) selves," said Dickson. PAGE SIX THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, MARCH 24 1989

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By Erin Sullivan _ facts. Just because someone says Board, J. Gregg Sanborn, Dean Rape is one of the most 'Mr. X. raped me, but I don' t of Student Affairs, Eve Good­ serious, frightening and out­ want to press any charge­ mon, SHARPP coordinator and rageous of all crimes against s' ... How does one fairly and Chief Roger Beaudoin. women. thoroughly evalu.ate the quality The minute a rape is reported, For the UNH Police Depart­ for the accusation," Beaudoin the team meets and discusses ment, it is also the most frus­ commented. the case. The counselors tell the trating. The severity of the rape group what the victim's needs UNH Police Chief Roger situation Beaudoin and Dean and wants are. They then form Beaudoio_ and Detective Paul fac~ on the UNH campus is not a plan that best suits the victim Dean both feel the community unique, however. and ~he community. believes the Police Department According to a USA Today According to Dean, this team proceeds with a prosecution of survey of 700 institiutions across was mainly developed to "help an alleged rapist without the the U.S., in 1987, more than 600 the rape victim and put the victims consent. This view rapes were reported. The real victim back in control of them­ is totally distorted. This is where number may be 10 times that selves, because when they are Beaudoin and Dean's frustration high. raped, they have lost their stems. According to a report by the control." "I get frustrated because I feel Sexual Harassment and Rape As a result of the Response that since the Stoke Hall Rape Prevention Program Team, a new program is being case, damage has been done to (SHARPP), from the beginning developed, which will have how women feel about report­ of the academic year in Spet­ monthly reports of the actual ing to the police," Dean said. meber through December, 15 number of offenses on campus. "The police are here to help, assaults were reported to This program was mainly de­ not hurt." SHARPP. Twelve of the 15 velped to educate the commun­ SHARPP Coordinator Eve Goodmon (Elizabeth Moulton 'Tm really concerned about happened on the UNH campus. ity. how the community views the All victims--11 women and four The decision to publicize pho~o) rape situation on campus," men--were UNH students. more frequently the number of l3eaudoin added. Although neither Beaudoin alleged incidents is part of Beaudoin also believes anoth­ nor Dean could acknowledge UNH's ongoing efforts to ed­ Students cope with er reason the vitims are reluc­ whether more rapes or just ucate the public, said Goodmon tant to report a rape to the police more reportings were occuring, in a press release. is because they fear they will Dean did acknowledge there is "It is only through this, as be negatively viewed by the a continuing problem on cam­ well as other forms of education assault silently community. pus. that we can begin to reduce the "I feel very badly that in the "Just because a girl goes to By Elyse Decker Anonymous meetings. They number of incidents that midst of too many potential a party and looks pretty, doesn't there are many events at help the victim deal with the happen," Goodmon said. victims, that there is this reluc­ mean she deserves to be raped," UNH that have little or no anger and pain of rape. The Dean also believes the only Dean comments angrily. attendance. The reasons could more the incident is spoken tapce because everybody will be way to reduce the number of looking at them," Beaudoin said. "We're having a lot a prob­ be apathy, disinterest, or too about with people who have had ra2_es is to educate the commun­ lems in the areas of sex crimes many events and not enough the same experience, the easier Because students are reluctant ity. to report rape cases to the police (i.e. indecent exposure, sexual "You have to educate the time. it becomes to accept it. The pain assault). I don't know why. I But, the reasons that nobody isn't completely erased and the department, the officers feel community and sometimes ed­ don't know what it is." showed up for the support meetings are no miracle cure, they are put in a very uncom­ ucation may be by shocking fortable position. This also Dean eventually sees the rape them (the community) and group of survivors of sexual but being able to relate to leaves them with a feeling of situation reaching an unprece­ assault were neither apathy, someone who has gone through making them aware of a specific frustration. dented peak. Dean believes the problem," Dean said. , disinterest, nor a shortage of the same ordeal helps immen­ From Dean's point of view, female population on campus Through the combination of time. According to Nili Nimrod, sely. the problem he faces is on is becoming frightened and a student volunteer for the Women usually believe that the UNH Emergency Response professional level. regularly ask about ways to Sexual Harrassment and Rape they could have stopped the Team, SHARPP and the month­ "To know a rape is taking protect themselves. ly reporting of ' th,e alleged Prevention Program rape; that somehow they are to place and the victim knows who To reduce the high incidence (SHARPP), it was not because blame. But a pamphlet put out assaults on campus, it is hopeful did it and is afraid to report of sexual assaults on campus and the community's view of the there are no rape victims at by SHARPP emphasizes that it .. . concerns me, because I'm to change the view of the rape rape reporting procedure and UNH. the person ·who committed the here to protect the students," reporting procedure, the UNH the UNH Police Department One reason, as explained by assault is responsible. Emergency Response Team has Lisa Deussault, another Sexual intercourse without Dean said. will change. Beaudoin's problem with the been formed. Dean's view of the future is SHARPP volunteer, could have consent is rape. Nimrod hopes reluctance to report rapes also The Team consists of Kim quite optimistic. been an inadequate amount of the support group will reassure lies within his professional Billins, Assistant Director of 'Tm hoping that the com­ publicity. The group was adver­ victims that what has happened obligations. the University of New Hamp­ munity will turn around ahd tised in The New Hampshire to them does not mean they are "I get frustrated becaus~ you shire News Bureau, Cindy Garth­ trust the police department."· and flyers were distributed responsible for it. v.1::iirE' from the Student Cnn

Jennings, a 1980 UNH grad­ . . . . uate, returned Tuesday night to promote and read from his SCREENPRINTING new book Mosquito Games. Mosquito Games is the first T-SHIRTS - SPORTSWEAR book for Jennings, a former The New Hampshire Editor-in­ FLEECEWEAR - BOXERS Chief, and now a corporate CUSTOM WORKS - WHOLESALE relations associate for Dow Jones in New York. The idea for his book came from a short story he wrote for a class while Fraternities - Sororities Student Organizations at UNH. In the novel, Earl Duston, the main character, relates the life CALL TODAY: 1-800-274-3337 of the young, "barely" working class in the fictional town of 161 PORTLAND AVE. "Granite, New Hampshire." DOVER, N.H. 03820 Jennings, however, says many (603) 743-4763 of the characters and scenes in the book actually emerged out of his own experiences growing up in rural Kingston, New Hampshire. The characters, according to •.---- ..------~ :u:======-•· Jennings, are what he could have grown into had he not been fortunate enough to gee out of COLLEGE DEGREE that environment. The first of TO WORK. his family to go to high school, he graduated as valedictorian Air Force Officer Training School and won a scholarship to UNH. Dana Jennings, a U Often compared to authors (Emily Kelemen photo) is an excellent start to a Carolyn Chute and Ernest He­ had always been a goal. He cion~. challenging career as an Air bert, he also wrote about the praised the UNH writing pro­ The success of the book so far, Force Officer. We offer great pain and poverty of working­ gram, although he admitted according to Jennings, is about starting pay, medical care, 30 class people in Northern New coming back after "escaping average. Seven thousand copies ·days of vacation with pay each England. Jennings believes he with a B.A. in Literature" was were published, with 2000 pre­ year and management is "bearing witness about them." "kind of like a revenge plot". ordered. He won't know how opportunities. Contact an According co Jennings, Speaking to a group of ap­ successful the book is until its Air Force recruiter. Find out what "These people need a voice." proximately 75 people in the total sales are published in a few Officer Training School can mean He said he was glad to develop Forum Room of the Dimond months. for you. Call a voice chat "someone can put Library,Jennings captivated the Although distribution for the between hard covers." audience as he read three chap­ novel is spotty, Mosquito Games · Asa journalise who also found ters of the novel. Through Earl will be available in the near USAF OFFICER RECRUITING success in free-lance writing Duston' s voice, he cold of small future from Barnes and Noble 603-430-1833 COLLECT during a stint in Europe, Jen­ town drama and violence in on campus. It can also be ordered nings said chat writing a book vivid and disturbing descrip- from any bookstore. 000000000000000 1000000000000000

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ing from Casablanca to Okla­ If I were a dictator ... homa to Vietnam to Europe. _ "I liked the travel and I liked the people," Stan says. This nice guy wasn't nervous flying over the terrors of the Vietnam War, saying: "I always ARTHUR LIZIE believed that if it was your time, then it was your time." Stan looks at his days at the MUB as full of real accomplish­ ments, also. The organization of the pre­ sidential campaign speeches last The other evening, year is on while lounging around the plush Picture this: It's a snowy March the top of his list. He morning. The roads are couldn't believe all the executive offices of The New Hampshire, I had the divine slippery. little The bus driver notices prospective passengers things that needed to be done, pleasure of re-watching Woody Allen's Bananas on the at the bus stop. Whaddya (see above) slams on the brakes, especially for the Democratic newspaper's deluxe, High-Definition rear-projection video skids on the ice, and, whoops, Debate which was televised massacres everyone at the nationally system. In the film, an "early, funnier" Woody movie for bus from the Granite stop. I'm surprised you don't read about this type of State Ro0m. Secret Service those inclined to think along such lines, a even rebel seizes control thing more often. Maybe this is a idiosyncratic Freudian checked the automated teller of a small country and declares three rules: machine for 1) Everyone problem of mine; I was probably often killed at bus stops bombs! must change their underwear every twenty minutes; 2) To · as a child. The recent renovations in the Anyway, I feel the entire nation would benefit MUB (i.e. new carpeting, ensure rule number one, underwear must be worn paint­ externally; from sturdier bus stop shelters. ing, bathroom restorations, and and 3) Everyone under the age of eighteen, is now new eighteen. 5) Public humiliation will be reinstated as a form of furniture) done over Christ­ "Well, that's mas break for me," I exclaimed, knocking over the punishment. And don't think took a lot of time and I don't know public humiliation, energy for Stan complimentary bottle of champagne and an opulent plate and a clan of just look at my photo at the top of this column. I'm not a maintenance poeple to organize. of hor d'oeuvres, causing extensive <;iamage to the filtering . big fan of the Puritans (Jonathan Edwards and Cotton Mather Stan started five months before _system of the hot fob. the project. "That's what I want to be when I grow really, really bore me), but, I've got to Budgeting, time hand it to them, they scheduling and up, a dictator." certainly overall arran­ perfected the art of public humiliation, a field which gements were all under his I don't intend the term "dictator" to be taken in the our society has unfortunately neglected. I'm not in favor authority. He planned things conventional, negative sense of the word. Don't "back to back" think for of capital punishment, but, for the sake of argument and so that they a moment I'd waste my time growing a beard or smoking would be done before the spring cheap entertainment for the whole family, my morals can semester foul-smelling stogies or making long-winded began. speeches in be compromised. After looking upon the fin­ foreign languages I don't understand. No, I'd be a benevolent Clown Death is the fun alternative to the electric chair, ished product, Stan says proudly: dictator. Well, "That's one I guess I wouldn't exactly usher in a kinder, lethal injection and all of the things that the other passe forms of capital makes you feel real gentler era for the nation, but I'd undoubtedly keep the good." punishment. It works as follows: The slimebag criminal, He has been to over country on its collective toes. 50 a rapist or murderer usually, is sent to the roof student unions for comparison Althm.agh of the tallest my exact political, economic, and social policies building in town. Whaddya and interest. "I like to go to at then jumps off the building. least have yet to be mapped out, I would try to govern with a one each year." He also Awaiting on the ground is not the security of an airbag, regularly attends laissez-faire attitude, henceforth conferences known as Lizie-faire. Of but certain death in the form of a group of incompetent organized by the Association course, I realize the need for cushy executive positions circus clowns who support a paper thin of Colleges and Unions Inter­ safety net among national for performing seals and anyone with a note from their doctor them. The (ACUI). clowns are distracted by loud and zany calliope Observing changes certifying that they've survived an entire episode at other of Who's music, causing them to never quite save the jumper. I think colleges and universities has The Boss. Anyway, I have listed here the five major changes the kids would get a really big kick out of this one. helped him to fomulate ideas, that will be instituted when I become dictator. especially those made by Steve Are you sitting 6) The national anthem will be changed from "The Star comfortably? Good, we shall now begin. Emerson, a consultant to the Spangled Banner" to Paul Simon's "Red Rubber Ball." Close Massachusetts Institute of Tech­ 1) Everyone, at all times, will wear "Hello, my name is ... " inspection reveals two undeniable reasons for the switch. nology, who is dealing with a tags. This will · $10 eliminate awkward pick:up lines and First, the current national anthem million renovation budget was written during the for that school's consequently make meeting people a lot easier. I want my War student union. of 1812, a war that nobody even remembers. If they Included in Emerson's plan are people to know each other. It will make them happy; it will do remember, it's because the war was so ridiculous that such things as a small super­ make me happy. Plus, it will probably look really market and post silly. the major battle was fought two weeks after-cease fire, office, some­ 2) The practice of the Method style of acting in everyday thing which Stan has observed handi~g America it's most unwarranted (pre-TV) hero, as situations will be "greatly encouraged." a trend around the country. Andrew Jackson; on the other hand, everyone remembers, He looks at these exampl~s 3) The current-controversy surrounding the use of non­ and loves, red rubber balls. and the creative juices flow. And discriminatory, that undetermined gender pronouns will grind Second, the war is where his experience is imagery in Key's song is disturbing. The limited at UNH. to a halt by my creation of new words. Clumsy phrasings, The ideas he lines "And the rockets red glare / The bombs bursting in has gained from his observa­ such as "Gee, I wonder what a knowledgable ornithologist air / Gave proof through the night / That the flag tions and own thoughts are should was still more bring to his/her dentist's housewarming party?" there" are grisly and attainable at a school militaristic, not something with which catering to 25,000 and "S/he is guilty; we're all guilty," would cease to exist. students with I would associate my government. The same sentiments a larger union budget. "It might In the former case, "his/her" would be replaced by the are expressed in much nicer terms in Simon's tune, even be a place where I can imple­ word "glutz": "I evaluated ment the candidate's resume, but glutz the red symbology: "Yes, it's gonna them," he says. be all right/ Yes, the Stan had originally references don't seem strong enough." In the latter case, worst applied is over now / The sun is bright and shining / Like for the supervisor position two "s/he" would be replaced by the word "whaddya": "I don't a red rubber ball." The change from Key to Simon seems years ago. He got a call from know if your child will be a boy or a girl, Mr. Lizie, Martha Blood, but whaddya almost too obvious; I'm almost ashamed I was the one the assistant will have who director of the student problems if they in any way resemble you." The had to think of it. union at UTA in January. She other gender problems will be addressed as soon asked as I can Well, that's it. I think you all know what I'm getting at him to go down and interview remember them. so I won't pander with a boring and obvious for the job on February 3rd. 4) conclusion. All bus stop shelters will be constructed of reinforced I probably won't ever Bing, barn, boom - he got it. get to be dictator, so if you want to He says, steel surrounded by concrete with a rubber outer coating. "I wake up at 3 :00 use any of these ideas in your own government, feel free. in the morning with butterflies Now, I know that as dictator I won't be spending much time Just mention me in a footnote in the text books, please. of anticipation." at bus stops, but I realized the other day that I have a fear Everyone else has butterflies of bus about him leaving, though. stops that I probably share with many of my future Arthur Lizie is an Arts Staff Reporter. for The N ew As Carol Tuttle, the MUB loyal subjects. Hampshire , and is a proud co-founder of LAPHOS. Scheduler, says: "He's the nicest person in the MUB. He's just great ro work with." One day, Stan took Tuttle's 11-year-old son Eric on errands around campus, showing him everything from the pin drop- STAN, page 11 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, MARC.H 24 1989. PAGE ELl;VEN

Two UNH professors study wind shear STAN By Mike Olliver (continued from page 10) With today's technology, a takeoff or landing is usually a any pilot, but routine thing to ping machines behin-d the bo­ are some things about there w ling lanes to the maintenance technology still has nature that department past the Field not conquered. House. That was a year ago. And two UNH profes­ Currently, according to Tuttle, Eric still to make the sors are working talks about his "trip with Stan" place to fly. sky a safer and how hes 'going to be a David Watt, assistant Both facilities manager" when he pr.ofessor of mechanical engi­ grows up. his partner, John neering, and "He's known by everybody/' also a professor of McHugh, Production Staff Manager engineering at says mechanical Allan Smulling. Max Meler, a are searching for a way UNH, member of the production staff, wind shear before a to detect adds, "I think he's a cool guy." encounters it. This pilot actually "He lets us know when he the key to saving could be appreciates what's been done," lives in the future. countless says Joanne Eaton, the manager shear, according to a Wind of building maintenance, who news press release, has campus has worked closely with Stan nationally responsible for been on various projects. at least 18 crashes and 575 Accordingto -Eaton, Stan sent deaths since 1970. a letter to her and her staff to According to Watt, a wind them for their hard work shear occurs when there is a thank the years. He is.also making heavier fluid on top of an air over sure that certain things will be mass than on the bottom. This UNH professors are looking skyward on wind research. (file photo) taken care of before he leaves, poses a threat to pilots during such as making all the ba­ takeoffs and landings, since on pilot error are now beginning A microburst will then occur. 3 5 seconds, according to Ott. throoms in the MUB wind shears occur approximate­ to be reviewed, to see if wind It is a sudden downdraft, with If Watt and McHugh make handicapped-accessible. ly 4,000 to 5,000 feet above the shear may have been the cause. winds as high as 200 miles per enough headway on their de­ "I hope whoever comes on ground. A wind shear is essentially hour. The plane then shoves tection device, it can be installed bo~rd has the kind of rapport So far, Watt says, the project invisible to the pilot, until he the ground, and los_es in planes across the country, and towards he's had," she says. "is still in the theoretical stages chances upon one. Then he may considerable altitude. provide pilots with a fair chance Stan, who turns 55 on March of development," with no real fly through three stages of wind If the microburst is followed of flying through a wind shear. 31, doesn't know about this breakthroughs in sight. The two shear: a gain, a microburst, by a loss, the plane is in severe Watt emphasized that he and praise. He has a fixed _look professors, with funding from and/ or a loss. jeopardy of crashing. McHugh are not the only ones behind his glasses ·and a swallow a local company, are "going one The gain appears as a strong A loss is a strong tailwind, working on a detection device, that suggests tears are on the year at a time," as Watt put it. headwind, which forces the nose which means that it pushes the and that the progress they make verge when he says, "I am really "Devices already exist," said of the plane upward. Even then, plane from behind. Due to the could be used by scientists to going to miss this union. There Watt. "We have to find out says Ott, this is not an unusual strength of the microburst, and perfect breakthroughs in other are so many good people here." whether or not there is enough occurrence, so the gain is a the pilot's slowing of the en­ scientific fields as well. information to detect a wind­ misleading indicator of an on­ gines, the plane will be so low "Things don't happen in a shear." coming microburst. to the ground that the pilot will revolutionary way in engineer­ According to Captain Bruce To compensate for the strong not be able to recover, which ing," said Watt. " The steps are Ott, an FB-111 pilot at Pease headwind, the pilot automat­ results in an almost inevitably incremental, and there are a lot Air Force Base, plane crashes ically slows the engines, not fatal crash. of people working on the same that the National Transporta- knowing that he has !Ilade a The whole process only takes thing." . tion Safety Board intially blam~d crncial mistake.

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Political thoughts, ideas of old 'l" H ATTENTION ◄ I, n By Mike Gerbino socialists, Christie said, believe He mentioned Ronald Reagan OGRAMDUASTJNG fSElNFJORhS: There has I been a basic split that the problem lay in capital- and a weakened I education sys- ur ost uccess u res men in the world I views that have ism itself where private enter- tern as one example where E O $80 000 dominated political thought prises are looking out for them- socialists would site an unfair since the arn ver ' . English Revolution, selves, while at the same time advantage of private resources They are called our Freshmen Five and I they are our biggest first stated professor of Philosophy year creating debilitating side effects dominating public ones. agent success stories. You could be one of them with MASS MUTUAL. Drew Christie, on Wednesday, I through a general lack of care Christie described the prop- during a presentation for the about the results of production, erty concept for conservatives You'll enjoy the potential for high departments lecture earnings while you develop innovative. series. i.e. pollution. · with an emphasis on absolute financial analysis for college educated profe~sionals and I small busineSJes. "I strongly believe that during According to Christie, f there ownership and a general deci- Take the time now the era of the English Revolu- are I to view MASS MUTUAL'S thirty minute introductory our major concepts in sion to "reap the benefits." video tape available at the placement office, and sign up for a March tion a modern political philo- political economy that are ideal- '"Yours' is spelled with all 6th Personal Interview. sophy was created," Christie said ized as a goal and have different capital letters," Christie said. I to the eight people present. meanings in each of the three Liberals, I Christie said, rec- THE MAINE _/ NEW HAMPSHIRE AGENCY "Main trends started in the conservative, liberal, and social- ognize that it is a crowded world 1600's and were worked out by ist traditions. They are freedom, and that the "Yours" ·is fine j4.11.ss·j~u-r• iA ,. the 1900's. democracy, equality, and prop- provided a person is in a just X ,.,,,. "/Ill~ u~&- J 1 Christie explained how major erty. Christie expanded upon framework. a::=t ►►===•-c:►te=D►C1◄C=~►ll►C:::==>t◄tli◄C=~◄:~►==::,c• philisophical principles can be the latter two concepts in ref- "If a plant were to be shut found with men like Adam erence to the three political down for example, they would ~ ______...... ~ ... Smith and John Locke who were viewpoints. want the workers co ...... be notified key figures on the conservative In terms of equality, Christie within 60 days," Christie said. side of political tradition. said the conservative view is EXPERIENCE "The conservative end actu- equality in the eyes of the law This example, he said, exem­ ally spawned liberalism and where any two people ought to plifies the liberal thought for AIR FORCE NURSING. socialism," Christie stated. be treated equally. those to be civilized for their Christie said chat che Indus- · "The thought is that there own livlihood. Experience-the opportunity for advanced trial Revolution spurred an shouldn't be any titles of nobil­ According to Christie, this education, specialization and flight nursing. incredible impetus for change ity," Christie stated. "Both rich property concept has developed Experience-the opportunity to develop management in the conservative, liberal, and and poor should be treated the furthest in the socialist socialist and leadership skills as an Air Force traditions. He menti- impartially." tradition. The socialist view­ officer. oned that the Experience-excellent starting liberal reaction On the liberal side, Christie point is that property is social pay, complete medical to the and dental revolution is one of explained that the notion of property as soon as the state care and 30 endorsement days of vacation with pay and encourage- equality doesn't go far enough. owns it. Christie said this con­ each year. Plus, many other benefits ment while trying to prevent In this tradition, it is thought cept can be understood if one unique to the Air Force life-style. "excesses" such as something that the government will create looks at the 1950's when Euro­ And the opportunity to serve your demeaning like excessive child an active role in empowering peans nationalized. country. Experience-being part of labor. people so as to negate discrim- "I think it was a big mistake," a highly professional health care "The liberal idea represents ination. Christie said. "Absolute state team. Find out what your experience the possibility of government Socialists, explained Christie, ownership is a no-no because can be. Call acting as referee co control social believe that there can never be it's not productive and leads to structure," Christie said. The equality in a capitalistic system. corruption." USAF NURSE RECRUITING 603-433-1888/7 COLLECT

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\., ...... 1' .. .,,,,.,4 • • ,..., THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, MARCH 24 1989 PAGE FIFTEEN Springtime hath sprun~1n• Durham By Karen McDonald of different seasons, almost To most college students, the anybody with good observation season of spring begins when techniques has the ability to do their bags are packed and they' re the same, added Reinhard. on their way to exotic beaches, A weekly observation of the but actually spring doesn't arrive rising and setting sun enables until the sun is positioned one to determine when the first directly above the Earth's equa­ day of a season will occur. tor. "Look where the sun casts a This year chat occurred on shadow ( tree, fence, or build­ Monday, March 20, at 10:22 a.m. ing), mark it at that point and "Seasons occur as a result of then see how it progresses day the position of the sun relative . after day," said Reinhard. to the stars," said Physics In­ "The sun progresses in a structor Kent Reinhard. cycle," Reinhard said. When the Durham Bank cashiers receive some credit for a job well done. (Ed Sawyer photo) According to Reinhard, the sun is at its northern-most season follows the positioning point, that's the first day of of the sun and that's why the summer and when it's at its weather does not always cor­ southern-most point, that's the Durham Bank receives award respond with the season. Reinh­ first day of winter. By Matthew J. Ginsburg at the magazine, the ballots were "It's a basic personality ard said that for spring there Observation of the stars and Money may make the world sent out to all readers, and thing," said Laramee. "In gener­ is usu_ally a six week delay of the constellations also helps go around, but smiles from consisted of 100 or more cate­ al ou~ tellers are people-oriented warmmg. predict the arrival of the first friendly tellers at Durham Bank gories in which people voted and make customers feel com­ Although the calendar says day of the season because there and Trust can take you even for their favorite Seacoast bu­ fortable." it's- spring and the weather are different stars for ev_ery further. sinesses, restaurants and on There is no special 'friend­ seems to be warming up a bit, season. The bank has received the anything else chat affected their liness' training course for tellers, there is still a small chill in the "Stars are always there," said honor of "friendliest tellers" lives. but both Laramee and teller Ms. air. Many areas in New Hamp­ Reinhard. "It's just that the sun by readers of Seacoast Life The plaque commemorating Goodnough said that it is made shire and Massachusetts were overpowers them." Magazine for the 1987-88 sea­ this honor greets every custo­ clear to the tellers that their hit with some snow the earlier The reason we see different son. mer as they step up cowards the treatment of customers is im­ part of chis week. scars is that Earth's rotation In the quarterly magazine's teller's counter at the Durham portant. The. calendar is an important relative to the position of the winter edition each year is a branch of the bank. Laramee said that the tellers tool to the astronomer because sun. In spring, the sun is posi­ section celling the best and Durham Branch Manager receive a lot of training on it helps him or her co keep track tioned where the autumn stars worst, most and least of ever­ Caroline Laramee stressed the technique and procedure for of the days and when the seasons are so that it blocks them out, ything in the seacoast. importance of being nice to the are expected to arrive. If the and all one can see is the spring According to a spokesperson customers. BANK, page 17 calendar was never discovered, scars. the seasons would have occurred "If you went out every night in all different months, said at the same time, you would see Reinhard. the stars advance because of the "Spring today could be in revolution," Reinhard said. THIS SUNDAY at months of December or January When the season of spring if we didn't keep the calendar arrives, the winter constella­ up co date with the positioning tions, such as Orion, move to 7 P.M ,. and 9 P.M. of the sun," said Reinhard. the west and the spring constel­ The first day of a season, such lations move in. Those constel­ as spring, usually occurs within lations that were in the east in plus or minus a day from the the winter are directly overhead IN THE MUB year before, said,Reinhard. The in the spring. reason is because of the extra Constellations that are good STRAFFORD ROOM ... 1/ 4 of a day each year. That is indicators of spring are Leo, why there is a leap year every Virgo, and Ursa Major, which four years. is part of the big dipper, said "It re-aligns the calendar so Reinhard. that we can predict the exact Here at UNH, students can date and time of the arrival of do all their observations in the the seasons." said Reinhard. celestial observatory, located Astronomers are not the only in the field west of the U niver­ people who can predict arrival sicy Field House.

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An editorial from the March 23 issue for ignorance. To quote the editorial, "in to exist simply because we choose not to of The Union Leader criticized the Uni­ our book the university should have no part acknowledge it or that sexual activity is versity System for distributing an insert in promoting any sex, safe or otherwise, practiced. in The New Hampshire which provided outside of marriage." As an educational institution and as fellow educational information on sexually trans­ The intention of the project was not to human beings, we are obligated to inform mitted diseases and a condom. Calling for "promote" sex. It was to educate students of the risks and responsibilities that go the University System to "clean up its act," on the risks of being sexually active, and along with sexual activity, in order to .it was incorrect on both some factual the approach was based on realistic cir­ preserve the well-being of others. Condoms information and the intention of the insert. cumstances of young adult lives. Preaching are the most effective protection against The editorial indicated money for the that students should not be sexually active sexually transmitted diseases and unin­ insert came directly from the state legis­ because you find it offensive or wrong does tended pregnancies for people not abstain­ lature. In fact, funding was provided from not change the fact that they are sexually ing. And people are not abstaining. Favoring student-generated funds: the student ac­ active. an outdated hysteria over our misguided tivity fee and student health fee. In the meantime, a life-threatening youth has not changed their practices, nor More importantly, the objective of the disease makes its way , throughout our will it save people's lives. insert was overlooked in favor of a pl~a country's pop~l~tion. AIDS will not cease

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performance was not Tax Integrity the true forever. He's helped me through reason for his dismissal, Speakout To the Editor: To the Editor: as was some very hard times stated in his termination notice, in my life, A recent article in favor of HB679 been there when I needed a friend, To the Editor: I am writing to you out of concern and rather an act of prejudice suggested that Greek houses should for the integrity given me support and comfort and I am writing an open letter to of our university. persecution instead, Sc. Jean, by law be granted relief from paying the Let me ask, even some hard, sober advice when those women and men who partic­ whar is being done about and by fairness to humanity, should schoo1✓ tax rr_,rtion of their property Richard I needed it. I love Jon, pure ipated in the "Women's Seakout," St. Jean, the man who has not have to experience and taxes. such ineq­ simple, and that as reported in The New Hampshire been protesting his termination uity. is why I can't sleep The argument went that incor­ from tonight. That is why I am up, pen of February 24th. I would like to Stillings? Aside from an article In giving land to build our portated houses should not pay this in in hand, railing against an editorial challenge you to use your hearts the paper and a pleading letter university, St. Jean's great grand­ portion of the property tax because to the editor that said he is dying. No, not now. and minds to critically think about, from the man himself, father has contributed to the worthy they do not use the school system. it Not yet. Maybe someday, and discuss with your friends, the seems to me as though his protest cause of educating people sure, but This same argument applies to so that in that sense, we' re all dying, statement made by an anonymous is being brushed off as a matter that they may find the truth. Richard with childless homeowners, single­ every birthday. Our days man during the speakout that: does not concern us. St. Jean and his family are num­ person homes, parents of grown have con­ bered, every one of us, whether "Christianity is largely responsible In the front of the Diamond tributed to our community. Doesn't it's children, the elderly, businesses, Library two years or twenty. We alt live with for lots of ways people view the role are etched the words "You our community now have a respon­ farms, factories ... ( obviously I could Shall Know the Truth and the fact that we're going to die of women in society ... Many Chris­ It Shall sibility to him, as to all other go on). There are many taxpayers someday. tians have a twisted view of women Make You Free." St. Jean claims citizens, without prejudice? who do not use the services for he knows But not yet. Please, not just yet. in society ... " the truth, and is doing I am not asking that St. Jean which their taxes are eventually his Is this a true statement? What best to prove his innocence to necessarily be given his job back, Sincerely, spent. · the world, and in essence to become Melissa J. Schrier All of our citizens are responsible nor am I asking the university to free from persecution. The univer­ admit they were wrong in firing for the provision of public educa­ sity is doing its best to conceal the tion, in addition to other services him. I only plead that justice be Letters (cont.) truth, and in the process is sacri­ done, and chat the truth be told. and benefits that the government ficing an individual's pride and self­ provides. The Greek houses, in Sincerely, esteem. lshi Burdett particular, while not using the It is my understanding that the particular school system in question, A concerned member of the campus The New Hampshire majority is not aware of the facts community benefit from the provision of public which support St. Jean's cause, education. They depend on public which is for him to be recognized education to provide University­ as an honorable man. JOANNE MARINO, Editor-in-Chief qualified students who eventually What the article did not mention AIDS become members of their organ­ is that St. Jean is a veteran of the To the editor: ROBERT C. DURLING, Managing Editor KRISTIANNE SUDOL, Managing Editor izations. U.S. Navy. He was a pilot from 195 5 It's three o'clock in the morning. SUSAN FLYNN, News Editor KAREN HAMIL TON, News Editor I can't sleep. I am very concerned about the to 1959. I spoke to him myself and BRIAN BRADY, Sports Editor MICHAEL C. STINSON, Sports Editor precedent an exclusion of this sort Jon is in the hospital again. in the process was able to gain SHARON DONOVAN, Photo Editor MICHAEL PARNHAM, would set. If I own no cars, can I Yes, this is the same Jon you Photo Editor insight on the nature of his per­ DEBORAH HOPKINS, Arts Editor BESS FRANZOSA, Arts Editor refuse to pay the portion of my taxes sonality. "I was scheduled to take wrote about in the editorial about DENISE BOLDUC, Advertising Manager GAIL ROBERTSON, Forum Editor that go toward road repair? If I don't a flight one morning," he told me understanding AIDS. You see, Jon have a library card, can I refuse to with deep emotion and distress in spells his name without an "h." No pay for the support of the library? his tone, "and a friend needed some "h" because he has no hair. That's BRIAN MCCABE, Business Manager If I am celibate, can I refuse to pay flight time, so I let him take my a joke Jon makes about himself the portion of my taxes that goes flight. That plane blew up and because of his rapidly receding for AIDS research? everyone was killed." hairline. Jon jokes a lot about Advertising Associates Production Assistant Sports Reporters himself Debbie Donohoe Eileen Malloy David Aponovich It is ironic that support for this An episode such as this is certain and his life. His sense of Parke Madden Staff Reporters Chris Benecick Sarah Minnoch bill would be requested in The New to cause psychological stress of great humor has helped keep him going Jay Kumar Kevin Connelly Hampshire, through something Asst Business Mgr. Alex Berger Naomi Elvove when the past several power, not to mention intense you and I cannot Kim Werderman News Reporters Ward D. Fraser issues have highlighted the plight feelings of guilt and regret. understand, living with a fatal Circulation Mgr. Bryan Alexander Heather Grant of the University disease. Racing David Virnelli Dana Blake Tyche Hotchkiss during this period Being a member of the Armed with the devil. Beat Asst Circulation Mgr. lshi Burdett William Juris Greg of financial ill-being in Concord. Forces surely must have done its the clock. Pariseau Herman Ejarque Liz Lerner All of our Your editorial, Graphic Managers Kathleen Haley Chris Moran schools depend heavily part in making St. Jean a well­ however well­ Marie Garland Mike Gerbino J. Russell Pabst on tax dollars. Education is expen­ disciplined, hard-working, respon­ meaning, deeply offended me for Lisa Hamel Mike Guilbault Todd Shaw sive, but I one reason. It may Graphic Assistants Ellen Harris Editorial Cartoonist don't believe we would sible individual. He obviously fights seem trivial to Christine Anne Barry Rich Kelley Christopher Willis be attending this University if we for what he believes in. Otherwise you, but it isn't for me, or for Jon, Rebecca Crepeau Peter Keravich Cartoonists especially Deanna Ford Michelle Keyworth Michael F. Dowe didn't feel that the alternative would he would not be devoting so much now. He is not a man Matt Labrie Neal McCarthy Jeff Harris Jennifer be even more costly. precious time to a protest such as "dying of AIDS." He is a man living Long Steve McEvoy John Hirtle with Josephine MacMillan Sarah Minnoch Kurt Krebs The education of children is the this. People ask, "why doesn't he AIDS. With a bit of luck, a lot Joann Searle Scott Nelson Dick Sawyer single best investment any of us look for of medication, and the heJp of News Brief Editor Katilyn Randall Technical Supervisor another job instead of Eileen Malloy Mat Sanner Rachel Levin make with our tax dollars. I urge wasting his timne standing under doctors and nurses, Jon will beat On-the-Spot Editor Tim Thornton Copy Editors all citizens to continue to the pneumonia and be out Caroline Bucklin Arts Staff Reporters Angelique Davi make this a flagpole?" The mere fact that he of Photographers valuable contribution to Wentworth Arthur Lizie Jody Pratt our society has chosen to spend his time in such -Douglass in a couple Bryan Alexander Marc A. Mamigonian Kristen Waelde and quit looking for loopholes. a manner is proof of weeks. More staggering bills to Tim Farr Arts Reporters _Typists & Copy Readers enough that he Ben Frazier Pano Brooks Kris Bowen I have written to Representative feels he has been done injustice. pay. But he'll continue to do his Emily Kellf;iman Rob Corser Marcy Bryant Grodin asking him to encourage An honorable work, run his business, go on Brian Lyons Tom Ireland Caryl Calabria man would not let Neal McCarthy Patrick Jonsson Rachel Levin . his committee to deny passage of an act of injustice put a damper on lecturing and doing interviews, Stacey Murgo Tiffany Lewis Justin Mccarter this bill. his life living with his condition. Living. Jody Pratt Justin Mccarter Nancy Ogrodowczyk by hurting his pride and John Turner Dave Pizzo Sincerely, preventing his chances to acquire As you can tell, this man means Stephen Utaski Kath Mullholand a new respectable job. If poor job a lot to me. I've known him for years; sometimes it seems like THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, MARCH 24 1989 PAGE TWENTY-ONE Universit Forum This is the future I ofUNH By Wendy Hammond Dear Student, Here is an update of the budget situation for the University: . Upon reviewing financial forecasts for the state of New Hampshire over the next few y_ears, the House Appropriations Committee has discovered that there is even less money than Governor Gregg predicted co appropriate to state institutions. Therefore, the Appropriation Committee has decreased the Governor's appropriation proposal for the University System an additional 8 percent over previous reductions. · Originally, the University System ~ad requested 125.2 million dollars, a 22.2 percent mcrease over this FY88/89 budget. This "bare-bones" budget, represented exactly what UNH, Keene State, Plymouth State and other institutions in the system needed to survive over the next two years. There was no fat in that budget. However, because of a deficit in the State, Governor Gregg proposed an I appropriation of 114.5 million dollars, which was an 11.8 percent increase of our present budget ( about I half what we asked for). On top of that, because the State revenue estimates, the NH House Appropriation Committee has cut an addit_io?al 8 percent. This appropriation_ of 1~5.3 m1!li_on dollars as directed by the Commmee, 1s 9.2 m1ll1on dollars' less than the Governor's proposal and 19.9 million dollars less than the original request of the University System. . . As a "solution" or reaction to this reduct10n, House Bill 200 has been presented. HB 200 devastates the University and the University Syst~m in many ways. It eliminates the Schools for Life Long Learning and UNH Manchester. There would also be an 8 percent reduction of the Govern~r•s budget in other programs and ~he Cooperative Extension Service and the consultmg servICe. More directly to students, there w~rn!d also b~. a~ approximate 14 percent increase ~n. m-~tate tumon. Over the next two years the tu1t10n mcrease, as a result of HB 200, would be approximately 25 percent for in-state students and 10 percent for SDSU writes home out-of-state students!!! (UNH is already one of the most expensive State Universities in the country). As students we need to tell our legislators in Well our first few weeks at SDSU went smoothly, underway, and many of us aren't finding them as Concord how far out of wack their priorities are. and th~ 40 of us are managing to adjust to this easy as we'd anticipated. However, there are several Per capita, New Hampshire is one of the v.:e~lthiest different culture. It took a while to get accustomed classes in which 20 minutes could go by before you states, yet because of antiquated mantaltues and to the lingo, but now words like "stoked" and "bailin" even pick up your pen! The campus is similar to tax structures, state institutions such as UNH are are almost second nature. For those of you who UNH, in that it doesn't take more than 10 or 15 suffering badly. This additional 8 percent decrea~e have friends out here, the following glossary will minutes to walk to class. In fact, it probably takes in State appropriations would devastate this help you better communicate with them. less time, because we don't have to worry about University and the University System. slipping on ice or getting stuck in snow. We are I ask each of you to take a minute and call or write -SDSU- -WORLD- reminded of home, however, when we pass the old your state representatives. clock tower with bonging bells. Urge them t~ support killer really cool Governor Gregg's budget recommend~t1on. During this time, we were not only adjusting Each stoked psyched individual letter to our classes, but to and phone call will make a stylin' also the social scene. Many difference. looking good UNH' ers visited T bailin' J., and experienced a completely Let your representative to take off different culture. know that you are a _v?ting flake (All those who traveled to T.J. citizen in her/his district and to blow off did so for the cultural experience, absolutely that an ad~1t10nal rad not 8 percent reduction cannot occur. awesome . because there's no drinking age). Several UNH They will have Tiajuana to listen to you, after all they want to b: re-elected. T.J. women attended little sister rush at some of the crash to add a class If you vote in Durham, your representat1ves are: 16 fraternities. Many of those who are 21 spent Wayne Burton, 104 Madbury Rd., Durham Friday afternoon at Montey's Den, located in t_he W. Kent Martling, 9 Hoitt Dr., Durham The 40 of us live in dorms, and most seem co center of campus. Festivities began at noon, with Amanda Merrill, 8 Meadow Rd., Durham get along with their roommates: The dorms ~re a live band and pitchers of beer. (Montey's is similar Leo Spencer, 33 Stepping Stone Rd., Lee similar to the ones in Durham, with the exception to the MUB Pub with the exception of it being Janet Wall, Box 28, Durh~m of the outdoor pool and sand volleyball court. It's partially outdoors and serving alco~ol.) . Katherine Wheeler, 27 Mill Rd., Durham been difficult going to class after sunbathing by Now our third week here, we re all settled m the pool for three hours. We have to keep reminding and hav~ adjusted to our new schedules and routines. ourselves Four House leaders which would also be very that we're not on spring break! Linda Encarnacao is employed at Moe's, making important to contact are: Our first weekend at SDSU was quite eventful. sub sandwiches, and both Sue Giordano and Jill It William Kidder, Barrett Rd., New London, 03257 began with a thorough bus tour of the city, directed Van Lokeren are busy with their "Little Sis" program by Elizabeth Hager, 5 Auburn St., Concord, 03301 professional tour guide, Dave Ritterbush. After with Sigma Pi Fraternity. Ev~ryone is begin~ing a visit to W. Douglas Scamman, Bittersweet Farm, Stra- historic "Old Town" ( very similar to to study this week, because first exams are right tham, 03885 Sturbridge Village in MA), Pacific Beach, and Horton around the corner. Although it sounds as if we're Plaza, to Donna Sytek, 9 Garrison Rd., Salem, 030'.9 we headed the San Diego Zoo for the having a blast, we are homesick and think of UNH remainder of the afternoon. The zoo was all we often (We are having a blast, though!). Drop a few If you need to know who your representatives had hoped it would be; hours of walking around, lines to your friends out here at SDSU, beGfose are or how to reach them, come by the Student Senate looking at wild animals, such as baboons, zebras, believe me we miss you guys! office. Please take a minute because it does make camels, and giraffes to name a fe,w. The zoo was Your friends, spectacular, a difference. however, after three hour·s we found The gang at SDSU Thank you, ourselves asleep on the grass, waiting the arrival Wendy Hammond of the bus! By the end of the day, not only did we get co know the city, but also our fellow UNH'ers. This letter was sent to The New Hampshire from a little better. UNH students on exchange at San Diego State Uni- W endy Hammond is the Student Body President. The following week, classes began to get 1./J;,_f'Sity. PAGE TWENTY-TWO THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, MARCH 24 1989

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TSMOUTH, THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, MARCH 24 1989 PAGE TWENTY-THREE . Arts & Entertainment Scqrsese:Obsession,Greed & Loneliness By Arthur L1z1e played o_ut. , of a woman's fight for survival The recent release of New As wit~ m?st o[ Scorsese s after her husband dies, leaving York Stories, a collection of work, ~his film i~ not only her penniless. This film seems · three short films, offers a per- the_mat1Cally engagrng, bu_t the a break from the autobiographi- fect opportunity for a brief look reliance on camera techmques cal tone of most of Scorsese's at the usually brilliant, always made popul~r by the French other films, and more a nod controversial work of director New Wave crnema (slow mo- towards commericalism, a la Martin Scorsese, whose piece tion, freeze frame, etc.) is 1986's The Color of Money. Like "Life Lessons" leads off the New stunning. In one particularly most Scorsese, it can be difficult York trilogy. jarring _scene, which [irmly sets to watch, but is ultimately Scorsese's commerical career the Kettel and DeNiro charac- rewarding. And, yes, Vic Tay- began in 1968 with the release ter~, features the stree~ smart back does play Mel Sharpels in of Who's That Knocking At My Kett_el p~10tographed ~n slow the movie, just as he did in the Door. Unfortunately, this film mot10n Juxtaposed wtth full hit TV series spinoff, Alice. has yet to be released on video motion shots of DeNiro's cocky 1976 saw the release of the and is seldom if ever, shown Johnny Boy, backed by The first of Scorsese's two master­ on television. 'consequently, I Rolling Stones' "Jumpin' Jack pieces, Taxi Driver (the other have yet to see it. The film deals Flash." No more need ?e said being Raging But!) . In this gory, with Scorsese's familiar semi- about the characters. This scene enigmatic movie, which de­ autobiographical problems of is cinematic genius. serves a book unto itself, Travis a man with a Catholic upbring- Mean Streets, like many of Bickl.e (Robert DeNiro) is a ing who must deal with the laws Scorsese's films, has two major psychotic cab driver who must of the streets as well as God's. faults. First, the film stock is come to terms with a world he The film is notable as Harvey horrible. At times the film is views as polluted by filth and Keitel's film debut. almost unwatchable, as mere sin; as he mentions at one point, After a job as assistant direc- shadows flicker across the "Some day a real rain will come tor and co-editor of Woodstock screen. Yes, it is cinematic and wash all this scum away." (1970), Scorsese released Boxcar technique; yes, it is annoying. He cannnot get the woman of Bertha (1972), a Bonnie and Second, none of the characters his dreams (Cybill Shepard) or Clyde rip-off, most interesting are likeable. The viewer must reform a young woman gone bad for the appearance of a young work very hard to identify with Qodie Foster). Ultimately, his Barbara Hershey in a starring characters, to discover motiva- only outlet for redemption is role. tions and reasonings in an often violence. I could blabber on for In 1973, Scorsese's unique cruel and pointlees world. Scor- days about this movie (and I cinematic visi_on began to jell. sese makes the viewer work. often do just that). Just see it. Mean Streets, starring Keitel After releasing the family New York, New York (1977), and Robert DeNiro (his first documentary ltalianamerican the Taxi Driver follow-up, is of five Scorsese films), is a (1974), unavailable on video, a major disappointment. The touchstone for many reoccuring Scorsese shifted gears with Alice story of a hustling saxophonist Scorsese themes: violence, ob- Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Robert DeNiro) and his rela­ session, greed, loneliness, and ( 1975 ), starring Ellen Burstyn tionship with a rising vocal star the mythical power of New (in the Oscar winning title role) (Liza Minelli) tries to be cute, Martin Scorsese's The Color of Money was a commercial success, York City. In the film, the and Kris Kristofferson. In his drags during many of the mus­ yet it pointed out his weakness as a storyteller. Paul Newman streets of New York's Little Italy last cinematic attempt to view ical numbers, and is simply too won the Best Actor Oscar for his performance as the hustler (where Scorsese grew up) come life from a woman's point of long. Only diehard Scorsese, Fast Eddie Felson in this movie. to life, as the savage bonding view, Scorsese creates a surpris- . d rituals of minor stre~L!_lmgs are ingly realistic and humane story Scorsese continue on page 24 Chances Are By Marc A. Mamigonian woman realizes it can't work, The last time I saw a film as angel innoculates man so he will thoroughly innocuous and un­ forget his past life (?), and memorably likeable as Chances woman marries Ryan Are was last December when O'Neal(!).' I know what you are Mystic Pizza was around. There saying; "Not thatold one again." is a significant connection be­ 'Fraid so, folks. tween the two films (which I It is not necessary for a film applaud mysel_f for picking_up), I such as this, with aspirations because both films were written , towards screwball comedy, to by the team of Perry and Randy have much in the way of prob­ Howze. I don't know if inno­ ability in its plot; possibility is cuousness is a foundation for enough. Chances A re has pos­ a successful writing career, but sibility, if you really stretch your it is distinctive, I suppose, and imagination, so good enough. I can think of worse ways to What it has going for it that is spend my time than watching more important are some very either of their films. Of course, good and likeable comic perfor­ I can think of many better ways, mances by Cybill Sheperd, (re­ too. turning to the movie screen I don't remember who direct­ after a long gap) as the widow, ed Mystic Pizza, and I would not Robert "For God's Sake Don't have remembered the director Call Me Morton" Downey, Jr., of Chances Are either, if I did as her reincarnated husband, not have his name in front of and Mary Stuart Masterson, as me (Emile Ardolino). Neither her daughter. And then there did much to distinguish them­ is Ryan O'Neal, as the long selves or in any way rise above suffering best friend of She­ the material. In fact, the only perd's late husband who has visual thing that caught my always been in love with her. attention in either film was the Well, since O'Neal has never preponderance for soft focus. been much better than mediocre So much for directorial style. anyway, let's just say that he is The story is your basic 'man in top form here. and woman are in married and I would like to say that I fell deeply in love, woman gets out of my seat laughing; I would pregnant, man dies in car ac­ like to say that I was baffled as cident, man gets reincarnated, to what ways the plot would man, in his new life (23 years turn. I will settle for saying that later), falls for his daughter I chuckled frequently and smiled, (without knowing it's his daugh­ a lot and that, although I always ter, of course), man begins to knew where the story was going, thinks owney, Jr., seer _1ere in True Believer, can now be seen as a reincarnated man who remember past life, man I wasn't sure when it would get he is losing it, man convinces there. I guess that it's best to his own daughter in Chances Are. dates wife that h~ has come back, take what you can get. MARCH 24 1989 PAGE TWENTY-FOUR THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, Three New York Stories . Then By Marc A. Mamigonian article on Scorsese's body of reappearance of Woody just a New York Stories is a critics work. suddenly, there he was; face, as he boon; three films (each 30-40 Scorsese's direction has sel- closeup of Woody-'s audience. The minutes in length) by three of Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Van and gets silly, rather than able of controlling his destiny, cannot bear that Arquette is Actually, it deals more with the steam Morrison and, hold your hats, absurd. Allen's mother as he is digested into the New trying to break away from him; children of the ultra-rich; name- merely Neil Diamond. One of the best enormous form This is comedy as he keeps telling her that he is ly, Zoe (Heather McComb), the appears in an documenatries, or, if you will, York night. sky. She as it gets. teaching her lessons that she daughter of a world famous and in the Manhattan rockumentaries, put to celluloid. dark everyone about The Color of Money (1986), can only learn from him (get fabulously wealthy flutist (the begins telling After a three year layoff he cannot go out Paul Newman (Oscar it, "life lessons"). The hypocrisy always great Giancarlo Gian- her son; soon between feature films, Scorsese starring spotted, so he and Tom Cruise, is a of his position reveals itself nini) and his estranged wife without being returned to the silver screen winner) medium Oulie stab at commer­ whenever he dodges her ques- (Talia Shire). The story is of tries a wacky with a vengeance with Raging disappointing and falls in love with icalism. While it does contain tion of whether or not she has no consequence; it is merely an Kavner), Bull (1980). Featuring some of she reminds him many of the recurring Scorsese any artistic talent; he knows she excuse to take a walk through her (because the most incredible fight scenes his mother?), making his themes such as greed and lone- does not, but he keeps her luxurious surroundings. The of and editing ever put on film, free to return to earth. 1 ine s s, and some incredible hanging just to have her around film aims at a fairy tale feel, and mother Raging Bull tells the story of sure that Woody could camera work, these ideas seem (and because she has thighs like pretty much achieves it. The I am -- __Jake LaMotta (Robert DeNiro, come up with a more to buckle under flashy technique nobody's business). He tyrran- only problem is, I couldn't really have an Oscar winner for the role), way to deal with the and annoying Tom Cruise grins. izes her like Petruchio tyrran- care less about anyone in the effective a former middleweight boxing "mother in the sky" bit; it Scorsese's strength is not as a ized Katherine in The Taming film. The whole idea of the rich champion who is reduced to the simply does not work. It might story teller, but as a creator of of the Shrew, but he cannot kids who go on shopping binges role of a sleazy stand up come­ have worked on paper; this is, characters and atmosphere. He prevent her from gradually and call their parents by their dian. Like Travis Bickle, LaMot­ in tone to some plays to his wea­ breaking away. Obviously, he first names is vaguely irritating, in fact, very close ta is obsessed, not with cleaning unfortunatly later short stories, here and comes out the has taught her too much. and it is only the overall good of Allen's up a world gone bad, but with knesses his persona often takes for it. See the original, Much of the material makes naturedness of the material that where destruction. He slowly but ef­ worse the Jew trying to Hustler, a much more more sense in light of a little keeps the film from being totally the form of fectively destroys both himself The anonymity, rewarding movie. knowledge of Scorsese's artistic aggravating. flee into WASPish and those who love him. An fate conspires against him. The Last Temptation of outlook. He has said on several The final film is "Oedipus but impressive, tragic portrait of the film, however, he fails Christ (1988), still unavailable occasions that you must love Wrecks," Woody Allen's return In an American "hero." to create an effective visual video, has kept Scorsese in something enough to destroy to comedy after two dramatic The King of Comedy (1982) on to the manic absur­ the news-for months. First, the it; this comes through in the stiffs (which is to say, to dramas correlation once again feamres an obsessed dity of his prose. Still, there are film was picketed by Christian f ilm regarding both Nolte's that were stiff, but also dramatic Robert DeNiro, this time as some priceless moments, and groups as being blasphemous, view of art but also life. Scorsese in their stiffness, if you follow Rupert Pupkin, a would-be it provides hope that Woody's which, of course, only helped also seems to feel that the art me). There was a tangible comedian bent on getting his the audience next feature length film will find Second, Scor­ greatest art is the product 0 f a tension in the air as big break. To this end, he, with at the box office. comic director soul. For more on sat through the distinctive him back down in the the help of an aspiring come­ sese was given a best tormented film, Lizie's related opening credits, waiting for the_ groove. dienne (Sandra Bernhard), kid­ Oscar nomination for this this, see Mr. more a sentimental act of sup­ naps Jerry Langford Qerry Le~ ~~~~~fQ-,~~fQ-,~~~ than wis), a talk show host modeled port by his fellow directors Scorsese's after Johnny Carson. Pupkin is, a deserved nod. Third, Salman simply put, a loser. He does not name was invoked in the Rushdie-Islam debacle as pa­ . . . l live a life of his own, but lingers l Upcoming § with in pathetic loneliness, obsessed rallels in that scenario grew § in concert with special guest Nick Lowe. Tickets a re a vailable § with a Langford who obviously Scorsese's. § Scope w ill be presenting Elvis Costello § this at the MUB ticket office. They are $10 for students and $15 fo r non-s tudents. has better things to do. Al­ Of course, what all of is the film itself, which § OF LA MANCHA § though the ending o f K ing of neglects The Portsmouth Academy o f Perfo rming Arts will open their production of MAN about § n Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 Comedy, much like Taxi Driv­ most of the people yelling on Friday , M arch 31 at 8: 00 p. m. The s how runs t h ro ug h April 16 o t fi lm p.m. Tickets are $1 0 for Friday performances, $12 for Saturdays and $8 for er's, is fantastical, the film does it did not bother to see. The p.m. and Sundays at 3:00 Catholic Su ndays. Call 433-4472 for ticket info rmation. not fail to deliver its message is a r eaffirmation of a anti­ t not a b lasphemous, Theater on § with alarming accuracy. faith, Houston's Alley Theater will perform A VIEW FROM THE BRIDGE at the Johnson More useful, § faculty/staff and senior citizens, and After Hours ( 1985) features Christian diatribe. § Monday, April 3 at 8:00 p.m. Tickets are $12 general, $JO UNH t at the MUB Ticket Office. This performance is sponsored by an individual pitted against the in the context of Scorsese's $8 for students. Tickets are available as the Liberty Mutual Insurance Company. world, once again New York work, is to view the movie a loner's Qesus, played by Wil­ at 8:00 p.m. For ticket § City, but, unlike all the main t The Feld Ballet will be appearing at the Johnson Theater on Sunday, April 7 lem Dafoe) attempts to find a 2290. characters since Alice Doesn't § information call 862- . Live Here Anymore, the pro- place for himself in society. ~.q-.,..q-,~~~t.Q>t.Q>~~.q-.c,b,,..q-,.q,.q,~cq..q,.q,~.q,.q-. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, MARCH 24 1989 PAGE TWENTY-FIVE r --

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This approach if, after non-christians at UNH view wom­ demonstrates the equal worth of Sincerely, the masterplan is created, was neither humane nor fair. the en? Do these groups differ and why? the individual.. This is a picture of Joanne M. Delaney University discovers that Being pledges, we sympathize it was a How are women viewed in Amer­ a relationship based on care, de­ Class of 1989 mistake to build that with the TKE pledges·concerning complex when ican Christian society at large? votion, humility and sacrifice. This and where it did? These this unfortunate event and hope are ques­ Where do you get your impressions is the kind of relationship which tions which need to be addressed that it never has to happen again. of women in Christianity-­ Ruth Graham has with Billy Gra­ Dorm and answered, not simply The administration expects humane II placated. television, books, magazines, the ham, the kind of marriage that To the Editor: Why must the housing and fair treatment of the pledges complex Bible, friends, family or personal Coretta Scott King had with Martin President Haaland: be complete by the Fall by the brothers/sisters of the Greek of 1990 and experience? Are these perceptions Luther King Jr. I am a junior Animal Science the masterplan delayed? If the based on reality or conjucture? But again, I ask you to examine system. We expect the same from major and one of the many con­ the administration. masterplan were completed by the This is not meant to be an essay the evidence yourselves. Study the cerned people over the dorm site Fall of 1990, Sincerely, then the new housing exam on Religious Sociology, but lives of Mother Teresa, Coretta issue. It is true that my feelings complex could begin Phi Mu Pledge Class to be built and it is meant to prick your minds and Scott King and Ruth Graham. Go about the immediate effects upon completed by Spring Spring '89 of 1992- only spirits to think about the blanket and ask questions of the Christian the equestrian program are quite one and one half years later. This statements that you hear, read and women campus ministry leaders. strong, but they are trivial compared way futures of student housing, may accept without question. Or seek out that woman down the Dorm to my anger and frustration over undergraduate programs, and aca­ Though some Christian denomi­ hall who is always talking about I the treatment of the whole issue. demic buildings could be known nations do not agree that women Jesus. Ask them tough questions; Dear President Haaland, In the Fall of 1988 you answered before making any permanent may preach from the pulpit, never­ scrutinize their lives; and see if the Throughout my four years at this the cry, "Due process is due!" with decisions. But it appears that theless women do play a large role fruit of their lives tastes good or University, many issues have caught the appointment of the well­ priorities are clouded by one man's in the life of the Church in sor:iety. bad. my interest, but none have sparked rounded Ad Hoc Committee. The desire for a foothold over the Even the words of the Apostle Paul Denise Clement my anger more than YOUR recent potential protestors and other upset railroad tracks. [ the writer of a major portion of decision concerning the new student individuals were appeased, myself It is not over. This issue is not the New Testament indicates a view housing facility. I emphasize that included. dead. President Haaland, as you take contrary to the above proclamaiton. this was YOUR decision, because Why then, after a committee that proud, blinded step over the Paul writes: "In the Lord, however, TKE clearly the recommendations from which you praised so highly, did To the Editor: tracks, be wai-y of oncoming trains woman is not independent of man the Ad Hoc Site Review Committee you still choose dorm site #5, even moving at full speed. nor is man independent of woman. Open letter to Mike Sciola and the input from students and after they UNANIMOUSLY voted "The pledge shall be entitled to Very Sincerely, For as woman came from man, so faculty of this University was against that exact site? I view this_ Karen Nevius also man is born of woman// (I a satisfactory explanation and ignored. I was outraged again when move, an undemocratic, unilateral Corinthians 11:11-12). And again, adequate arrangements for reset­ you expressed another personal decision by yourself; to be in blatant Paul writes that "There is neither tlement i.n the event of his/her goal- to eventually move the agri­ disregard of the importance of the Dorm Ill Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male dismissal from the Chapter." cultural programs off- this campus Ad Hoc Committee and the rights To the Editor: The rights of a Pledge nor female, for you are all one in (No. 10) because "in ten years there will be of students and faculty to take part I am writing to express my We, the Christ Jesus" (Galatinas 3:28). pledge class of Phi Mu, declining interest." in University decisions. concern over the residential dorm would These statements indicate that like to express our feelings I am happy to be graduating in Moreover, you expect a master­ site proposed by President Haaland. toward the a shared equality [not necessarily manner in which Tau May not so that I may brag about plan_to be set the year after this Last September he announced that Kappa Epsilon's egalitarianism] exitsts in Chris­ (TKE) pledges my alma mater and all that she has proposed housing complex is to be a dorm complex was to be built on were notified tianity. Couple this with Paul's of their dismissal done for me, but so that I may be complete. This masterplan involves the old reservior. That was all. from campus. teaching on female/male relation­ According to the free of the one-sided decision all facets of the University and People- students, faculty, alumni, above right ships in marriage: "Wives submit from the official making processes at this University. should be composed by a cross parents- were outraged. This issue "Rights of a Pledge" [give up your rights] to your (No. 10), every It seems that there is little that section of these groups. They will raised the biggest controversy this pledge has husbands as to the Lord ... Husbands the right to a satisfactory I personally can do to change this be setting up· the future of the area university has seen in years. In explanation love your wives just as Christ loves in the event of dismis­ situation. Perhaps that is so. How­ west of the railroad tracks with all ye~s. the Churh and gave himself up for sal. As you (Mike Sciola) explained ever, as an alumna, I will NOT interests taken into considertion. her [ that is, died on the Church's this, you said notification of dis­ support the University of New Again, why then build this ten acre behalf]. .. " (Ephesians 5:22-25). We missal should be dealt with in a Hampshire in any way, financially complex on land vital to so many c.Pe a sacrificial marriag_e relation- humane and fair manner; we feel or otherwise, and I ~ill ~trongly programs. particularly the College you failed in carrying this out. of Life Sciences and Agriculture-_ Apple Pays Half

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This group represented in­ For the last fifty-three years Tve the liberal arts do more than just what goes on around the area he are outraged at how this plan has --erests and academics from through­ seen the campus go through a shed light on such times, they also is so ready to destroy. He thinks been executed from the start. out the university: we actually number of changes. It is evident serve to teach how to question and agriculture is dying our. With an My original objections and con­ thought we were going to be given that many of the changes have been how to research. They link the past attitude like that no wonder the cerns to this plan remain as they a fair shake. For two months they made without giving any consid­ with the present, and often provide American farm is becoming a thing have been from the start. I am researched and questioned and eration to the ideas of the young, answers to modern dilemmas. of the past. I grant you this, if he disheartened to think that the finally reached a decision- in De­ the wisdom of the elders, or the The horse program is valuable plans on moving the entire agri­ hundreds of objections to this cember. future prosperity of the university on its own, as a program to prepare cultural program off campus, as well project may be overruled by the We waited, and waited, and kept as a whole. people to enter the horse industry as the equine program, the Life seemingly few that embrace it, but on waiting until Haaland finally The board of trustees has many (which is a strong contributor to Science and Agriculture school will that seems to be the case so far. announced his decision. He chose years of experience and wisdom. New Hampshire's economy). But, become extinct. Not a very bright However, I must voice my opinion to ignore the committee's unanim­ Please don't let the president like the liberal arts, it also serves move considering UNH was in the hopes that if all those oppose ous rejection of the site behind A proceed with this housing issue a larger purpose. There is a disci­ founded as a Land Grant College. this project do the same that lot (site 5) despite their valid without first having a master plan. pline required of horse people that, Furthermore, God forbid we should Democracy will rise again! reasons. These reasons include (but Thank you once acquired will serve a person look at the Sacred Cow known as I take pride in the fact that I are not limited to) safety concerns Janet Kelly well regardless of profession. There the Athletic program. There's attended a university where agri­ about students crossing the railroad is a commitment that comes from plenty of room to build on their side culture and academia blend so tracks, the displacement of academic being involved in a sport that of the street. harmoniously. It is what makes this programs, and most importantly, Dorm V requires a lifetime of lessons and I sincerely hope you take a good school stand out and be as popular the fact that this university does To the Editor: practice. A horseman learns that hard look at what this means to the as it is. If I had wanted to go to a not have a master plan. This means In response to Christopher R. a horse's well-being comes before future of UNH. It is held in very university with an urban atmos­ that the future expansion of this Leavy, I would like to say chat when one's won comfort, and many of high regard as an agricultural school phere I would not have chosen a university is still unknown. By something is very important to us have had the experience of taking still. It will not continue to be if land grant college. I assume that placing a dorm up on a large parcel certain people it is offensive to call caree of a sick horse in the middle the land supporting the programs most students who choose this of yet underdeveloped land, we will their views self-serving. It is ob­ of a freezing cold night. These is developed because of one man's school feel the same. Why is it more values be greatly limiting our future viously not a petty problem if so of responsibility, perserver­ warped sense of priorities. I believe important to keep increasing the possibilities. Maybe in the future many people have spoken out ence and selflessness all are part that the people have spoken in this number of students in an already we will realize we don't want to against Site 5 not only before, but of a good horse program. case and they should be heard. overcrowded school than to pre­ displace our agricultural programs also after President Haaland's However, I fear that the issue Sincerely, serve a vital part of this University's and permanently change the char­ decision. Concerning this ordeal, is even larger than whether the Eric Bowie heritage? All this at the expense acter of UNH. Then again, maybe if anything should be considered horse science program is of value. Class of 82 of the only remaining original not. The point is that we don't know self-serving it would be President At issue is whether the University agricultural land and a number of what we will want this land to be Haaland's decision. He would be values its agricultural department. established programs already util­ used for and barreling ahead with the first President in a long time I graduated from UNH with a BS Dorm IX izing it. development there would be ex­ to have a major impact on this in animal sciences in 1980. I worked To the Editor: Although President Haaland may tremely shortsighted. · campus and this appears to be the as a professional horsewoman fo~ It seems unbelievable to me that feel that the whole issue of the Unfortunately, our "President" only motivation for his decision. several years. My employment now UNH President Haaland would disruption of the Equine Studied is acting more like a sly politician Site 5 was rated the least favor­ involves me in issues of regional disregard the carefully made de­ Program, specifically the Cross­ than a responsible leader. He is able of seven sites by the Ad Hoc agriculture and the production and cision of the Ad Hoc Committee Country Course, is "dead in the forsaking the better interests of Committee, yet Haaland still de­ distribution of quality products which he himself appointed to water," I'm sure students of the our university for his own personal cided to choose this site and it from family farms. choose the best site for the new program both past and present goal (Hey! Wouldn't it be great to appears to be because he feels it New England cannot rely on student housing. would beg to differ. He seems to be the first person to break ground is important to break the barrier research done soley in the commod­ As an alumni of UNH, with three think that assuring people that the west of those blasted railroad of the tracks and move West. ity belt of the midwest. Our situa­ other UNH graduates in my family, course can be rerouted with the help tracks!) He is notplanning ahead. There is one point Christopher tion here is vastly different. Farmers I am saddened to think of the land of an expert course designer for a He is not working for the better­ Leary made that caught my atten­ can survive if they have access to that was granted years ago overrun mere $30,000 to $50,000 should ment of UNH. He is not acting tion and that I feel is very impor­ appropriate information and tech­ by student housing. This land was quiet all legitimate objections to responsibly. tant. nology. It has always been the role designated for student education an apartment complex being built What happened to democracy in He said, "It is only by working of the land grant institutions to in agriculture and life sciences. in the middle of it. With all due education? What happened to the together that we can effect a provide this for them. For example, President Haaland's decision is respect for course designer Neil system? What are we letting constructive change and help the without local research we would especially unwise since UNH has Ayer's expertise, twenty years of happen to .our university? Now is University of New Hampshire not be using Integrated Pest Man­ no master plan. When one is made, toil and triumph on the part of Janet the time to speak up. Let your voice reach its goal of becoming the best agement (which has effectively cut it certainly should include on Briggs and the staff and students be heard. Let it be known that you small state University in the na­ pesticiC:e use). campus space for agriculture which working with her on this course see what's going on is wrong. We tion." From this quote, I'd like to Without current research geared needs encouragement, not shoving cannot be swept under the rug and can make a difference! Remember, point out two ideas that are contrary to New England issues, New Eng­ aside. conveniently forgotten. They have if you'.re not part of the solution, to what's going on. The first is the land farms will not be able to make Don't the hundreds of objections buih a combined training event you are part of the problem. Now's idea of a "small University" -- is the necessary changes to survive to this housing site, from students, which is recognized by the United the time to stand up for what is continuing to expand one way to into the near future. Fewer farms residents, and friends count for States Equestrian Team. Riders right. be a small University? means less open space and more anything? Evidentally not! from all over the United States have Sincerely, Second, and most importantly, expensive food (already Massachu­ How can one man make a deci­ competed here at the University, Stephanie Powers the key idea in the above quote is setts has a milk shortage and is sion that negatively effects so many including more than a few Olympic "working together." Personally, paying extra for shipping it in). people? Team members. This is something the only evidence I've seen of people Your decision to place the dorms The recommendation of the the University community should Dorm IV "working together" is the faculty, on agricultural land, and your plan Committee should be upheld! be proud of and those involved staff and students -- the missing to move agricultural programs off Sincerely, To the Editor: should be supported and encour­ link here is our very·own President campus, leads me to conclude that Mary E. Ellis aged. When so little regard from It is obvious that the University Haaland. you see agricultural as nice in its of New Hampshire does not have the University's President is given Allison Rushbrook historical context, but not as the a long-term master plan. It is to such accomplishments it is hard, Junior Social Work important necessity that it is. You DormX imperative to have a master plan if not impossible, for students to have been quoted as saying that feel encollfaged. Certainly not an before projects such as the new agriculture is a "declining industry." To the Editor: student housing complex are con­ "We the People." Do these words atmosphere conducive to excelling. Dorm VI If true, it is the weakening· of Finally, and possibly the most sidered. University support that aids its mean anything anymore? Appar­ Agriculture is a necessity if we To the Editor: ently not any longer at the U niver­ important issue, is the lack of a I am ardently against the con­ demise. I urge you to not only Master Plan for U.N.H. If indeed are to continue to have food to eat. reconsider your placement of the sity of New Hampshire. They seem Due to the growing population we struction of any new housing com­ to have been replaced by "I, the there is no plan as we have repeat­ plex on the reservoir site west of dorms, but also rethink the role of edly been told, how can any expan­ need the best agricultural training the agricultural programs at UNH. President." Sometime between we can give to our potential farmers A lot. The inherent negative ram­ 1981, when I graduated from sion west of the railroad tracks take ifications of such a proposal greatly Sincerely, place? With no Master Plan how to insure a bountiful future. With Terry Joyce Blonder U.N .H., and the fall of 1988, the this in mind it seems more consid­ concern me. It is requested that the democracy has turned into a dic­ can one person dictate that building President abide by the Committee's cc: Ms. Cotton Cleveland student housing on land used for eration should be given to the future Ms. Claire Van U mmerson tatorship. As someone born and agricultural program. The severe recommendation and include an on­ raised in Durham and as an alumnus important academic programs is problem that we have with dioxins campus place for agriculture in all of the University, I must say I am in the best interest to all? Once this needs to be addressed so that we future master planning. Dorm VIII appalled at what I have seen expansion happens, no matter what can look to a safer environment in Sincerely, transpire over the course of several it is used for, the University's whole which to grow our crops. It will take Wendy Harding To the Editor: months concerning the buiding of history as a land grant college is years to correct the problem if it Dear Trustee: a 600 bed student apartment com­ altered irrevocably. What happens isn't already too late. Will taking I am writing co you in response plex west of the railroad tracks. down the road when the fears and ten acres and turning it into a Dorm VII to the recent decision by President What President Haaland has concerns that are now being voiced concrete jungle help our future To the editor: Haaland to go against the Ad Hoc done is reprehensible and I am not by not heard become reality? It may farmers learn about land, crops and I was angered and distressed to Committee's recommended site for only offended as a former student be years before the full impact of animal science.? learn about your decision to ignore the 600 bed dormitory. This is a but feel great empathy for those this plan becomes apparent and UNH can not properly maintain the recommendations of the com­ very personal matter to me as I am who are involved in this system undoubtedly by that time there will the buildings it has now, just look mittee and to pla-ce a housing an Animal Science Major who spent currently. After my initial shock be a new administration at the around. A prime example is the complex on part of the land used three years living at one of the horse and disbelief at finding out anyone University. President Haaland will dairy facility which has been a for agricultural studies. Of good, barns. I participated extensively who truly cared about this ·Univer­ not be here to pick up the pieces disgrace for a good many years. however, is chat your decision has in the equine program then and sity could consider using this spe­ and those whose job it will be to "make it all better" Where is the new dairy facility · opened up discussion on areas that continue co attend and assist in the cific site for housing, I was encour­ will be fighting a losing battle. anyway? Ground was to be broken have been ignored and must be Horse Trials .every Spring and Fall aged by the appointment of the Ad in November. Could the hold up thought through now, while sens­ ever since graduating seven years Hoc Committee assigned to review Moving agricultural programs be money? There is not enough ible long range planning is still ago. all the possible sites. This seemed off-campus as the President ahs money to maintain the _,.buldings it possible. The mere fact that the President the democratic thing to do consid­ suggested is unacceptable. In a fair has now. With the budget cuts It is a great misunderstanding is so bold and close minded in ering the immense public outcry and democratic system, I feel Pres­ already in order what kind of care that the horse science program is naming this site is concern enough from students, faculty, staff, and ident Haaland' s only decision could will the proposed housing have? an elite group of wealthy girls who to me. To whom is he held accoun­ Durham town residents. It was with be to abide by the Ad Hoc commit­ Campus patrols have trouble just like to ride, and that they table? Don't you think it is rather utter disbelief when I learned that tee's recommendation on student covering campus as is, how will it contribute little to the school or odd that he is being allowed to go President Haaland went directly housing and to inlcude on-campus cover an additional ten acres? Safety to society. Other departments have directly against the mandate of the against the unanimous decision of place for agricultural programs in is a never ending issue. Is there been attacked in the past under University community and the Ad the very committee he hand-picked. the Master Plan for the future. money enough in the budget to similar pretexts, for example, Hoc Committee's decision jus~ It has become abundantly clear that Sincerely, - Joanne Ellis Class of '81 PAGE THIRTY-TWO THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, MARCH 241989

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THE UNIVERSITY OF NEW HAMPSHIRE Letter . LIVE AN INTERNATIONAL EXPERIENCE Department of Theater and Dance Saint Louis University presents -MADRID- Dorm XI AMfR/CAN £DUCA TION WITH A PLUS THE UNH DANCE THEATER COMPANY To the Editor: Dear Ms. Cotton Cleveland, As a concerned graduate of the UNDERGRADUATE COURSES: Annual Concert College of Life Sciences and Agri­ JOIN OUR SUMMER PROGRAM: I am writing -Business Administration: Economics, culture, Class of 1982, Accounting, Statistics, Finance. June 19- July 28 to you regarding the siting of the -Computer Science. ENJOY: Our highly qualified instruction undergraduate student housing at -Communications: Advertising, Journalism, Individual attention. Directed by Larry Robertson, Jean BroW'n, Gay the University of New Hampshire. Radio. Housing with Spanish families and Nardone The decision of President Haaland -Hispanic Studies. dorms. Johnson Theater Paul Creative Arts Center to develop the reservoir site west -French, English, Spanish grammer. housing Group trips around Spain. Durham of "A" lot as a 600-bed -Engineering. complex is a grave error of judge­ Eng. as a second -TESOL: Teaching strongly disagree with the language. March 23 at 8pm - Jean Mattox Scholarship Benefit ment. I plan for two reasons: -And thirty other Ghoices~;...i.,..-:.-11'..,.....~ March 24 and 25 at 8pm 1. the decision-making and plan­ March 29 and 30 at 7pm ning process was faulted and in­ March 29 at 10:30 am complete. March 30 and April 1 at 8pm 2. the short and long-term impacts to the agricultural program General: $6 UNH were not thoroughly analyzed. Students/Employees/ Alumni/Seniors: $5 As a professional Park Manager in Metropolitan Boston, I am well INFO: CJ de la Vina, 3 -28003 MADRID RESERVATIONS: 862-2290 aware of the critical need for Tel: 233 20323 or 233 2812 cautious and sensible development of open space, accomplished through comprehensive planning and review. I have seen rash devel­ opment decisions lead to serious economic and environmental prob­ le ms in the long term. President Haaland's decision to change the quadrant west of the railroad tracks from agricultural to residential use ...... :-:-:-:-:-:-:,:-:-:-:-:,:-:-:-: is a major development decision, and must not occur as a mere by­ .... product of a desire for additional ·.··.,,.:::::::::::=::: .. housing . In his written decision of Feb­ ruary 20, 1989, President Haaland stated that "the responsibility of the President is not only to deal with the day-to-day issues, but to remain sensitive to the long-term impact of our current decisions." Where is the sensitivity in the President's choice to ignore the unanimous decision of the Site Review Committee to reject the reservoir site west of "A" lot for housing? Is it not the responsibility of the President to serve the interests of the President? Will we stand by while one man determines the fate of the University? President Haaland's decision sets a far-reaching precedent and signals the demise of the agricultural program at UNH. This on-site agricultural program makes UNH unique among modern academia. Historically, the agricultural pro­ gram represents the very origins of the University system. In an era of increasing agricultural technol­ ogy, it is imperative that we provide students with the opportunity for practical experience in the field. As more and more small farms are forced to close, the role of the University in training future agrib­ usiness men and women is more critical than ever. I urge the Pres­ ident and the Board of Trustees to please consider the "long-term impact of our current decisions." Sincerely, Maggie Brown Class of '82

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LET' DID YOU KNOW? -Dorm XII To the Editor: The Smart • You can stay in a bungalow in Haifa, Israel for $7.50 a night-with breakfast! Dear Ms. Cleveland, We are concerned about Presi­ Way to See • One of the friendliest B& B's in Scotland decision to build only costs £4.25 a night dent Haaland's a 600 unit housing complex on site More and • Breakfast can be FREE in Las Vegas 5. As alumnae of the College of Life • There's an all-you-can-eat luncheon in Science and Agriculture, we rec­ Spend Less Honolulu for under $4 ?gnize the importance of preserv­ • You can ride a loaned bike FREE in Turin mg the few remaining undeveloped Whether you're crossing the USA, touring on campus. For hundreds of are untouristed, unspoiled acres Mexico, or venturing to Europe, you see • There this land represents a sites and get the beaches and ruins near the Yucatan's students, the most fascinating away from the pressures most from your dollar with today's best- most popular resorts sanctuary of academic life. Many of the selling budget travel series. LET'S GO from takes you off the beaten path, "away from .______--al_BIII University's students come the clutter and crowds" (!Jouston Post). cities and have rarely had the opportunity ta experience the accurate and "Value-packed, unbeatable, freedom and peace this land repres­ comprehensive." -Los Angeles Times ents. For those of us whose core INC. HARVARD STUDENT AGENCIES, curriculum revolved around the revised and updated every year! Eleven guides agricultural sciences, this tract of USA• Europe • Medco • Britain I Ireland land was critical to our education. • France• Italy• Greece • Israel I Egypt teamwork, made • Spain, Portugal I Morocco • California I There we learned Hawaii • Pacific Northwest, Western Canada business decisions and gained val­ IAlaska uable organizational skills. be­ $11.9S each (USA and Europe, $12.95 each) We selected the University cause the Animal Science program was located ON CAMPUS and was St MARTIN'S PRE~ easily accessable. In particular, we believe the Equine program will cease to exist if it is moved off­ campus. The hours that are already devoted by conscientious under­ graduates would, at the very least, be doubled if the students are forced ,,No matter how to travel. It will no longer be feasible to take "hands on" lab classes and as a result, participation will dwin~ bad they are, dle. . . We are afraid that the University loves is losing sight of it's original Grandma mandate: the development and teaching of Agricultural .Science. to hear the No one individual should have the right to so drastically alter the foundation and future of this Uni­ latest jokes." versity. That is a decision that belongs to all of us. As alumna, we believe the choice of the Resevoir Field as the site for the new housing complex to be unconscionable. We ask you to consider the alternate sites proposed by the ad hoc com­ mittee, ,and we ask that President Haaland abide by this committee's recommendations. Thank you, •in advance, for your support on this important issue. Sincerely, Betsy Runstein-Morris Regional Manager, WLR Foods

Carol D. Markowitz Manager, Market Research Infusaid You miss her sparkling XIII sense of humor. She misses Dorm you and your jokes. Even the To the Editor: had ones. That's one good As a student parent, I must express my concern over the selec­ reason to call long distance. tion of the reservior site west of Af&T Long Distance Service A lot as the site for a 600-bed is another good reason. Be­ dormitory complex. UNH has the cause it costs less than vou best Animal Sciences facilities in the Northeast. I_t was the primary think to hear your grand­ _reason we chose UNH as the college mother start to giggle be­ my daughter would attend. fore you even get to the I realize that the university is line. expanding in a fixed campus size, punch however, the Animal Sciences So whenever you miss facilities, and in particular, the her laughter, bring a smile equestrian course, is a prize that to her face with AT&T. Reach should be valued and preserved. I someone~ do not pretend to know all the issues out and touch at stake here, evidently no-one does, but I would bet the Ad Hoc Com­ If \'OU 'd like to know more mittee would have a good idea of ab.out AT&T products and most of them. It isobvious to me Card, that it is time to make a master plan services, like the AT&T to coordinate the growth of the call us at 1800222-0300. university so that it will make the best use of its land on a long term basis. Such a plan would not please everyone for sure, but should -- include inputs from everyone and. an honest treatment of those inputs. For now, I am dead set against developing the reservoir site west -- of A lot. I do not believe it is in the best long term interest of the AT&T university- or even in the short term The right choice. interest. I do not believe the Ad Hoc Committee's input got honest treatment. There have been no worthwhile, logical reasons or explanations for going against their recommendations. It seems they were just ignored. Sincerely, Ed Powers THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRIDAY, MARCH 24 1989 PAGE THIRTY-SEVEN -

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Bad ankles led him to the a disappointing loss to the • • Colors $2500 decision to sit out his junior 00 a month, no extra Gale started his baseball Phillies in the World Series. • $50 them • • Tan hidden cost career with the Wildcats. He basketball season to rest After spending some time • • baseball over ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• left UNH before his senior year for baseball. Why with the San Francisco Giants to pitch in the Cape Cod League. basketball? "I knew I would only and Cincinnati Reds, the Red Eventually, he paved a road to be an average New England Sox bought out his contract and Gale. the major leagues, where he got basketball player," replies he returned to New England to the opportunity to pitch for such Standing 6 feet 7 inches and pitch for the Sox in '84. He teams as the Boston Red Sox featuring a blistering fastball, finished his career with the Red and the Kansas City Royals. he was an intimidating pitcher Sox. While with the Royals, Gale for the opposing collegiate After coaching Gale would got the chance to live every little hitters. like to put his Wiidlife and leaguers dream by pitching in Gale, who still holds the Fisheries degree to work by out a World Series game. On top UNH single game strike buying some land to manage and by of that noteworthy distinction record with 17, was drafted raise horses for his kids. He the he also became the first pitcher the Kansas City Royals in considers himself an outdoors­ in history to pitch in a United fifth round of the major league man and has no aspirations at States and Japanese World draft. . all for living in a big city Series game. Early in the '78 season he was someday. When asked why he returned promoted to the Kansas City UNH baseball coach Ted to UNH to take over the pitch­ Royals major league club where Conner described Gale as a He ing coach position, Gale replied, he pitched to a 14-8 record. player who got the most out of hitter over "I wanted to finish my degree also hurled one his athletic ability. "He had to and have the opportunity to Texas. His 3.09 ERA, 11th best work exceptionally hard," says work with Coach Conner again, in the American League, earned Coach Conner, "because he also who I deeply admire and respect. him Sporting News A.L. Rookie played basketball which put him We both share the same phil­ of the Year. behind in training with the rest his osophies and he is also a great When asked what about of the team" When asked if he personal friend of mine." most memorable moment, Gale would be missed, Coach Conner Growing up in Littleton NH, replied "I have a few. My first replied, "No doubt about it! He for Gale excelled in three sports, win in '78 where I combined worked so well with the players football, basketball and baseball. a shutout against the Brewers and pitchers, but we are thankful He had college recruiters foam­ and my third big league game just to have had him for that I ing at the mouth when it came also comes to mind when one year." against the time for him to make a college pitched a 2-hitter Gale has been highly success­ out decision. His height and athletic Red Sox. I got Y az to pop ful in baseball and life. It's now have a ability got him division one for the final out. I still his turn to transfer his knowl­ off basketball scholarships offers picture of myself jumping edge and expertise to the future ♦ by such schools as Florida State the mound." stars of the game. and Tennessee. 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Woodsmen chop foes By Chad Matthews Culiege. stared, "We practice when we can ... like after In the deep woods of northern The Maine meet consisted class some of us of will get Maine, one of UNH's 13 events. The events together and practice unhe­ included certain ralded teams competed the two-person events. It's a pretty loose shortly cross-cut, the schedule." before spring break. The woods­ bucksaw, the horizontal chop, Coach Chagnon's men team, a club sport at UNH, the vertical chop, wood split­ door is always open for interested sent men's and women's teams ting, the Super Swede saw par­ and ties. "We're always to compete against eight other the axe-throw. looking for more people universities. The event in which UNH interested in the did . team," said Chagnon. The woodsmen team? Yes, the best was the Super Swede The season runs from the the woodsmen team. It is com­ saw event. In this contest, one first weekend in October prised of six people who com­ team member has to cut a piece to the final weekend of April. The pete in different events using of wood into six different sec­ schedule has six meets throughout the old-time skills of the woods. tions as quickly as possible. Both the year with the last Roughly 30 events may be the men's and the women's meet being the most important used in the meets, but usually teams won the event. one. That event attracts the most teams only 10 to 15 are used at a For winning an "event" a specific meet. "The events team is from the New E_ngland/Canada range a warded 100 points. The region. from the two-person cross-cut other teams win points, but Coach Chagnon stressed to tobacco spitting," Coach Matt their point totals depend on how that there are no 'individuals' on the Chagnon said. "The home team well they did in comparison to woodsmen team. The team gets to choose the events and the winner. For example, if it is a true team and everybody the rules ... the competition is takes U NH twice as long as relies on each other to help the not controlled by the NCAA team B to finish an event, team team. Chagnon even goes (the governing body of varsity B would get 100 points so far as to and not name a permanent intercollegiate athletics)." UNH would get 50. The overall team captain. The captain Because there are so few winner is the team that is a floating has the position that meets, most of the regions' highest point rotates with each total of all the meet. schools compete events combined. Unity is the name of the at once. That Chagnon said, game. weekend's meet consisted of "Usually the rules vary but are If one walks through teams from nine schools from fair... it is generally friendly the field house and gazes at Canada and the United States. competition." the trophy case, the onlooker might Seven women's teams and -13 At the Maine contest, the be startled by the number of tro­ men's teams were at the contest. women won four events and phies that the woodsmen teams The UNH teams d-id ex­ came in second three times. The have won for the University tremely well with the women men won once, had one second of New Hampshire. This "club" The woodsmen team cut through the competition in recent finishing in second place and and had four third-place fin­ has the best of both action at the University of Maine. (Matt Chagnon photo) the men in fourth overall. "I ishes. worlds: they play to have fun and think that we did well. This time Considering the competition they are also good at what they do. there were the big gun teams and the fact that this is a club Despite the fact from Canada... there was more team (i.e. they must provide that Coach Chagnon feels his .Wildcat Update competition this year," Chagnon their own funds for almost team does not ' i_ . really need the recognition, said. everything) those results were he still feels the attention By Mike Stinson The men's competition was remarkable. is nice. much action in recent weeks. After glancing at all their won by the University of New The team works on a pretty It has been three long weeks UNH sent four athletes to the awards, it is clear that Brunswick and the women's by flexible basis. Tom Brule, they do since the last issue of The New IC4A Championships and all a indeed deserve whatever the Nova Scotia Agricultural member .of the men's team, recog­ Hampshire and many of UNHs' performed well. Randy Hall nition they receive. athletic teams have seen action highlighted the 'Cats day with during this interval. To recap a time of 4: 18.00 in the finals just a few of the Wildcats' highs of the mile, good enough for and lows ... ninth place. Darryl Covell also ***** placed ninth in his event, the The men's hockey team 800-meter run, but missed qual­ dropped a heartbreaking game ifying for the finals by a scant in overtime to Northeastern .04 of a second. Barney Barro­ University in the opening round meo saw action in two events of the Hockey East Playoffs. The for the 'Cats, making the semi­ 'Cats put up a great fight which finals of the 50-meter dash and included a dramatic David Aiken finishing · 12th in the 200-meter goal with only 35 seconds left run. David Weisser earned a to send the game into the extra ninth place finish in the shot stanza. UNH controlled much put to round things out for the of the action in overtime, but 'Cats. a Huskie follow-up goal on a ***** shot off the crossbar just over Karen Wenmark continued four minutes into the extra to represent the Wildcats well session ended the Wildcat's as she was the sole Lady Wildcat season. to attend the ECAC champion­ ***** ships. The UNH weight throw­ The season came to a close er placed fourth overall with on a familiar note for the men's a throw of 50-4 1/2. basketball team. UNH was ***** stopped by Colgate 74-65, giving The UNH men's volleyball the 'Cats a final record of 4-22 team went into spring break on (3-14 in North Atlantic Co~­ a high note after taking victories ference play) and no bid to the over Salem State and Atlantic NAC tournament. The close of Union College. Both matches the season also left the Wildcats were straight set victories with without a coach as Gerry Friel the highlight coming on the last The announced his resignation (see game of the night, a 15-0 celebrating is over for the 'Cats after a disappointing overtime loss to Northeastern I related story). whitewash of Salem State. The in the first round of the Hockey East Championship. (Tony Cafaro photo) '

***** team resumes 1 action with a tri­ 0000000C.OC>O<>OC:>O~OOOOOC>O<>OC:>00000100.acKJC)04~000tiOOOOO · The men's track team saw match at home on April 1. Men's Minor Basketball Rec Sports lnnertube Waterpolog ]. Engelhardt Team 2 ■WRESTLERS• (continued f_rom page 40) Semi-finalists · 2. 0. C. Snap Kings Women's Minor B-ball Acacia wrestled only once out west, The outcome was an 8-3 deci­ ,I 3. Marshall's Team · 1. Delta Zeta Stoke Wet Dreams Perkins was pleased with the sion for the Iowan. Though 4. Hubbard High/light Film 2. UAC Complex Pike Caracci lost opportunity. the final match of 5. Hunter Hall Masons 3. Gibbs S.P.O.L.O. his illustrous career, he was "Ir was fun, a great expe­ Delta Chi Harpoons happy with the way he wrestled. rience," Perkins commented. Men's Major Basketball Women's Major B-ball Floaters "Winning the New England's "I wrestled -really well in the 1. Posse In Effect 1. UAC Double Dribbl-e Wet Willeys was the highlight of my career second m_atch," the 118 pounder 2. Lord Hall Zone Busters 2. Randall Deepens and coming out here just topped Mud Darts stated. "I felt quicker in that 3. 0. C. Marauders 3. 0. C. Hoopsters one." it all off." Wombats Carcci's final career record Perkins was not as fortunate Final.·Students _ Men Swim Marathon Faculty/Staff - Men as his teammate. Price will go down in the books at 110- lost to Justin Ayer - 600 laps Final.·Men's Team Randy Schroeder - Iowa's John Heffernan, 32-1. He holds the record for 1347 laps thus Final.·Students - Women eliminating Perkins from the all rime wins at UNH, while Kappa Sigma - B0.7 points Facutly/Staff - Women tournament. Even though he Perkins finished his career with Brooke Peterson - 1057 laps Final.·Women's Team Lorrie Buchanan_ 511 laps a 44-27-2 mark. · (new record) Hitchcock Hall - 63.5 points , - , • • , - I ••I • 1 I I t t I .. PAGE FORTY THE NEW HAMPSHIRE FRlf")AY, MARCH 24 1989 Sports Gerry Friel resigns; takes new position with the basketball team, but to go very far in search By George H. Elder is the best way I can help the too small his new duties involve all sports, talent, and the available long season, University." When asked if he of and not just one program. He After another facilities were not up to what mentor Jerry . would ever get back into coach­ said, "I'll be an ambassador of UNH basketball most highly recruited players finally smile again. ing Friel replied, 'Tve been good will. It is important that Friel can are used to seeing. Friel thus s two year struggle to contacted about other coaching we promote all our sports Friel' had the worst of both worlds, his position at UNH jobs, but I'm staying here to programs, and I'm committed maintain and his overall record suffered in a unique and finish the new job I started. I to that job." Friel is primarily has resulted accordingly. compromise. On love the University and this is concerned with letting people farsighted He concentrated on the aca­ March 9, _Friel in­ the best way for me to help it know UNH has a very good Thursday, demic as peer of his players' President Haaland that and to be happy also." athletic program that could formed careers. If nothing else, Friel he would resign as the men's Stories with happy endings become a great one with the was determined to make sure coach and accept the are rare when it comes to head proper amount of financial and basketball his athletes had a future after of Director for Uni­ coaches losing their jobs. This public support. position their playing days were over. Athletic Relations. is espee:ially true when the The entire UNH coaching versity Graduating senior guard Derek will now be working controversy involved has staff was very concerned about Friel Counts said, "Coach Friel really Phelan and Rob Hare reached such frenetic propor­ Friel' s future welfare until his with Joe did care a lot about our academic Alumni Office. His new tions that half the country is recent decision to accept his new in the welfare. He did all he could to include doing any­ cognizant of the issues involved. duties. Track Coach Jim Bou­ duties will make sure we graduated." and everything to pro­ In Friel's case, the issue was langer said, "He's a great guy, thing When Friel's job was placed mote UNH's men's and wom­ winning verses academics. and.I'm very happy everything on the line his·players rallied en's athletic programs on both Sports Illustrated, ABC Sunday has worked out for him." Bou­ USA Today, and numer­ around their beleaguered men­ echoed a local and national level. Friel News, twenty losses. langer' s sentiments were ous other purveyors of mass tor. "He's a nice' guy, and a very from will be working with the alumni On the other side of the by many other coaches communication had all become honest one," said sophomore women's and friends of UNH to improve equation, Friel had graduated both the men's and aware of Friel's predicament. Tim Lewis. The pressure Friel Phil Estes, the fiscal welfare of an athletic roughly two thirds of all bas­ athletic programs. Friel's story first drew na­ was under was obvious to his for the program that is very short of ketball players who came to offensive line coach tional attention when he refused players. Derek Counts said, "He it up the funds. He will be putting in a UNH as freshmen, which was footbaJJ ream, summed step down after a number of hated losing, but we didn't have lot of roadwork and making to twice the national average. best when he said, "Sometimes losing seasons. In the last three the financial support or facilities and many speeches over the coming For years Friel had struggled stories have good endings, years his teams have only av­ to make great players want to situation years. in an environment of limited I'm just glad that this a meager four wins per come to UNH." in eve­ Friel said, "I loved coaching, eraged financial resources a-nd available has worked itself out versus an average of over Friel will still keep in touch ." but at this point in time, this season talent. His recruiting budget was ryone's best interest Gymnasts place 2ndatECACs championship, with all rhe By Liisa Reimann Wildcats scored above 9.0. Susie While many UNH students Quinlan, the sole gymnast per­ were basking lazily in warmer for ming a back layout with a climates, the gymnastics team triple-full twis~ tied for second continued their rigorous sche­ place with a career best of 9.45. dule of training and competing Dina Peterson also scored high, throughout spring break. using a front layout with a full Taking a road trip to Towson twist to upgrade her perfor­ State University to compete mance. against five other teams in the Brady, Converse, and Quinlan ECAC Championship on March performed strongly enough to 17th, the Wildcats were narrow­ make the All-Conference Team. ly defeated by Towson State, Brady, who was "pretty excited" 184.70-182.55, but still placed by making the team, was never­ second. The beat such foes as theless a little disappointed with William and Mary, Nortl-Jeast­ her performance on the balance ern University, the University beam. She had hoped to raise of Pittsburgh, and the U niver­ her all-around score on the sity of Vermont. beam. Despite a few faults on the UNH is looking forward to / balance beam, Coach Gail Goods­ competing in the NCAA Nor­ peed was pleased with the 'Cats theast Regional Championship performance. According to on April 1st. "We're sitting in Goodspeed, Patty Converse and the final round ... third behind ii.fl ::>i Kelly Marks both had very Ohio and Penn State," said Despite some problems on the balance beam, the UNH gymanstics team managed to take strong routines, Converse Goodspeed, adding that al­ a high 9.50. second place at the ECAC championships. (Tony Cafaro photo) . placed second with though Temple University is Susie Quinlan also had a strong in a position to move the 'Cats routine but scored a low 8.90, from third to fourth place, UNH which Goodspeed felt "wasn't is "still in a good situation." Mat men go to NCAAs what it should have been." "If we all hit, we have a pretty Jennifer Bendett of Nor­ good chance of beating Penn anoth­ won the By Kevin Connelly The two Wildcat seniors a quick point he suffered theastern University State and at least placing se­ er takedown to lose 5-2. vault with a 9.50, while Lori NCAA Champion­ wrestled last Thursday. Caracci cond," said Brady, showing a The 1989 "I could have actually won the Brady's pike double front vault took place in Oklahoma was paired with Arizona State's touch of the same confidence ships match," Perkins said. "I gave earned a 9.40 and earned her spring break. The Zeke Jones. Jones prevailed in that has made her a standout City over up a late take down and I had a second place tie with Pitts­ Oklahoma Sooners won the the match by a score of 12-2. performer this season. to hurry to get the points back." burgh's Jen Butkovich. national title before their home "I felt a little slow in that first Should the UNH Wildcats, For both wrestlers it was On the uneven parallel bars, 10-9 Not Billy Tubbs and the match, kind of sluggish," Caracci ·who currently have a crowd. watch and wait time. The had Towson State took first and .• basketball Sooners, but the said. season record, win the Regional to root for for the foes who had second place, while Brady wrestling team. When it was time for the 167 Championship, they will go on Oklahoma just defeated them to each win nudged into third place with a UNH seniors Mike Caracci pound weight class, Perkins to the National Championship their next match. career best score of 9.45. shot, and Mark Perkins were there entered the circle with on April 14th. "It's a long Caracci moved into the next The floor exercise was said to witness the crowning first Wisconsin-Parkside's Ted Price. · but anything can happen," round when Jones defeated UNH's strongest event in the Caracci earned a spot in A takedown by Price late in the an optomistic Goodspeed. hand. Iowa's Steve Martin. Trying to by winning the New match gave the Wisconsin se­ the NCAAs overcome his sluggish start, title in the 118 pound nior a 3-1 lead. A reversal by England Caracci squared off with Martin. weight class, while Perkins Perkins with 20 seconds left cut Inside: gained his spot by taking the the· defecit to one. As the WRESTLERS p.39 leaves UNH 167 pound New England title. Wildcat wrestler scrapped for Rich Gale