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Vol. S5 No.5 Barucll College, CUNY October 27, 19.7 ADLER DSSO·BUDOET ELECTED ..:'. . '. . ~ ·>·,·····-·······~···-:...Y:'···7:~··:'~:j:?~,·::~:

By LINDA WEen John Adler. president of the Martial Arts Club became the se­ The Board of Directors of the cond student to be elected Bernard M. Baruch College Chairperson of the Board of Direc­ Association passed the 1987-88 Day tors of the Bernard M. Baruch Col­ Session Student Government lege Association. Inc. at the Oc­ budget at its October 8 meeting. tober 8 Board meeting. According to the minutes of the The Board of Directors is made . meeting, the budget passe.' with a up of seven students and six faculty unanimous vote of twelve in favor representatives. Adler was the" thirteem h member having left Joli. RIc Pftsidtat of die Day nominated by John Richards. presi-. before the vote was taken. Session S t Government. dent of the Day Session Student The Board must approve the allocations go to pay for the two Government and he ran against budgets of the student governments Professor Carol Seron from the before the allocations become of­ bursars the DSSG employs to pro­ cess the club vouchers that come in Department of Public Administra­ ficial. tion. The t-otal amount available to the and to pay the secretary in their of­ fice. Richards said. "It (the person­ According to the minutes of the OSSG for allocation was $73.359. nel allocation) was roughly double meeting. the vote was II for Adler. Several mandatory allocations were one for Seron. made from this fund before the that amount last year." budget was drawn up, such as Richards said, "We've allocated $5.000 for leadership training $79500 for election expenses. $4.000 Fee Increase Referendum Passes for an interim allocation. and weekend." This is a weekend trip $].400 for professional fees. that student leaders go on each year 1,298 Vote in Election- -.SS5.459 was passed as a new alloca­ which is run by the director of Stu-

1ioa_~, .~ was .Iefa, j,a..aa dent Acnvities. " . -~...... ~- " unallocated ,reserVe.-----:-- ,--". . ~'_-'~__ .; ~C:~e~ John Richards9 the presideRt. of PIlI : to . he -cOllijnlJticriiilii lit --- the DSSG said, "The iu "W3S-.nnfotbmarel:Y, .as' . _--tmetvr :.art.... bCeiCa ... aids ,Owidas _d tiMe 'SeSsIoo' -st1fCRnr. ae~ -reo ftOiIi .. everyone knows. Given that reality and program changes as well as S36.35 to SSO.OO passed by a 30 vote President Joel Segall expressed we were forced to make some ad­ other materials that come in concern over the small voter rur­ justments." margin. regularly from the clubs. Addi­ 1,298 students voted. according nout and victory margin which ap­ Richards said. HOne of our big­ tional money will make that to figures compiled by Carol Rob­ proved the referendum. He said. gest expenses is for the legal services easier.,. bins. advisor to the Student Election "The turnout was not a large program which costs S5,000...Last Review and Governance Committee number of students. about 13010 I week the attorney's time slots were (Continued on Page A JJ. Col. 3) (Continued on Page A JI. Col. 4) r------.-.:..------I and assistant director of evening ac­ think. This is certainly larger then it all taken. We've already developed tivities. The tally, 664 in favor of has been in the past though. Where a questionnaire that students fill out the increase to 634 against I can see a problem with this ap­ after meeting with the attorney to Student Company To Issue Stock represented approximately 14 per­ proval is in the very small positive see if their needs were being ~.. cent of the active Day Session margin with which it was The questionnaire was originally a Company Purpose Undecided population of 8.994 students.-Four­ approved.,. _ suggestion made during the Board teen percent of any population. not He will not decide whether or not meeting when the budget passed to jL1St Baruch's, explained Robbins, to back the fee increase until he insure that the money spent on legal By KENNETH BROWN "is a substantial number." Dr. talks to the Dean of Students. "It services was helping the students. will wait until I get the Dean of The president of Baruch's Invest­ tion." Ronald M. Aaron. associate dean According to Richards. "Our Students recommendation and pro­ ment Club will go public with his As most members of the Invest­ ofstudents, added, "The turnout is operating budget has been cut. As a bably go with his decision on it." company, Tridom, during ment Club invest in penny stocks. certainly the largest it's been for the result we've had to decrease the The president will meet with the November as expected, despite the the October 19 stock market drop last few years." Aaron added that amount allocated for stipends. the largest turnout he could Dean before the end of the week. Last year the allocation was,$7.700. October 19 stock market "crash." .of over 500 points had no effect on According to club secretary Josh them. "People already expect pen­ remember was a umail-in ballot Dr. Samuel Johnson, dean of. which represented just under 12 where about 20 percent of the percent of the operating buaget. Holzer. suspectives for Tridom will ny stocks to be more speculative Students. will recommend that the students voted." student fee be increased in line with This year the allocation was $6500 be given soon to Investment Club and to fluctuate." said Holzer. "It The results of the ballot have the approved referendum. He stated, which represents just under 9 per­ members, for the November stock (the crash) bad absolutely no effect been turned over to President Joel "We looked over the procedures cent of our operating budget. Not issue. JohnnyTse, the Investment on them (the club members)." ~ Segall by SEGRC. according to (the voting process) and everything only have we taken a drop in real Club president, will use his com­ Most stocks are issued by Robbins. the president will take this seemed on the up and up. I am .l~o1ng terms. but in absolute dollars as pany to raise capital for as yet new companies just going public. undecided purposes. said Holzer. These stocks usually appreciate very illformation and present his recom­ well. I hasten to point out that the mendation before the next CUNY (Continued on Page A JJ. -cot.s) stipends are wholly within the "In 'the meantime, it (Tridom) 'quickly after they are issued. "You guidelines set tip by the Board of will serve as a drawing pool. That can jisually make a profit im­ Directors and wholly consistent means there is no purpose in mediately of·about 25 percent to with CUNY bylaws ... »e feel that mind." he said. 100 percent-" said Holzer. "In fact. we are totally justified in our re­ Neither Holzer nor dub members I made over SI,OOO while the quest.,. know what Tse's company will yet market was crashing," He indicated Richards said, "We've earmark­ do. "After we are published we WIll that other members also did fairly ed $4.000 towards publication of .either acquire otoo companies. or weD. Members were "'looking to the yearbook so the students who merge with a larger company, or pick up options on IBM and Ford" buy the yearbook will have part of start a business of our own,n said during the &"money making time for the cost deferred." Holzer. Holzer was unable to those with money" on Tuesday. According to Richards,-"Thebig- disclose what Tse's possible plans said Holzer. gest (budget) line by far is the per­ are. "He's given slight hints but The Investment Club Was known sonnel line. This year we will be that can't be revealed at this time:' (Co1fti1fJltd on Page AJ1. Co/:3) he said. "It's not public informa- "pending over $8 9 000." Personnel * CENTERFOLD: T . "-"AS October 27, 1917 TlleTkker ...... - .. . ..- .. ~... PageAZ The Ticker . 'October i7, 1987 OP~ED"."" EDITORIALS LETTER.S PLASMA DE STIMULI/CHRISTOPHER A. WARD PRESIDENT'S RESPONSE Addressing the Real Problem DISLIKES EDITORIAL To The Eduor: Vietnam Round Two TO OPINION COLUMN - anonymously was a bad judgment. The Reporter, Baruch's evening session college newspaper has recently found itself in the midst of I was upset with the editorial in Was his life in danger? Was his job some particularly dire straits. It is common knowledge that many of the organizations involved with stu­ the October 13 issue of The Ticker, in danger? Was there any valid dent activities face difficult financial setbacks due in some respects to expansion and overspending of partly because I have a great love HIn this corner, weighing forty-five: strike unless they strike first. This tells Iran, By JOHN RICHARDS reason to protect his identity.·· To pounds, with a record of no decision what­ whenever they need or can undertake an ef­ previous semesters. Although budget cuts are by no means uncommon to other associations, according to 'and affinity for Helpline but also make matters worse he suggested The Reporter; their publication has been dealt a lethal hand. The forecast in their latest issue alluding to because I feel it was a stark soever, Bob "Allah' Islami. In the other \fective but measured offensive maneuver that the "three Chinese clubs", (he comer, weighing 265 pounds, with a record they can expect the U.S. to retaliate with an "The Reporter's Demise" defines the underlying situation and foreshadows the relevance of increased misrepresentation of the facts and got the number wrong also) should Thanks for providing me the opportunity Be that as it may, as a result of the reduc­ of five wins, one loss, one tie and countless honorable, lawful response to their attack. funding to the survival of the publication, but it lacks the most important element: a reasonable solution. most importantly because it ob­ combine into one to save money. to clarify a few issues and respond to some ed carryovers (fee revenues have remained dependents because of all of it, Joe the Of course, Iran gets the benefit of using the "The primary dilemma facing this year's editorial staff is a minimal budget that Will prevent The fuscates one of the most important ill-informed opinions aired in your Plasma fairly constant during the period under This is a racist statement which im­ Eagle Stryper. offensive action to help solidify its pro­ Reporter from being published four times a semester instead ofthree. The Editor-in-Chief of the publica­ issues at Baruch in several years.. plies that all of the Chinese students de Stimuli" column in last week's paper. discussion), clubs would have experienced a tion expresses the need for a fourth issue for "exposure" and counters the Communications Board's Just by witnessing the events of The bell rings, Islami rushes to the center paganda base in the mid-east. Also, it helps interested in being in a club, should In an interview he conducted four weeks 26 percent drop in their funding levels this year choice to reject their budgeting for an "open house" and tee shirts with a necessity to recruit more the past several weeks it is obvious of the ring and throws a vicious punch to increase Iran's stature in the world, as a have the same goals. Each club has ago, Christopher Ward, the column's without the increase. One need not members and heighten visual recognition. While these qualities are assets to a newspaper with a stable cir­ how hard it is to get any student in-: .Strypers knee. Joe walks calmly back to his power to be reckoned with. Iran shows it different goals and the people are author, questioned the logic of a 13.65 fee elaborate on the implications this carried culation and a regular publishing schedule, for one struggling for its very survival, this expansionism volved in activities. Thus to take to corner to discuss with his advisors exactly can stand up to the U.S. Therefore, Iran .s different. I am in full support ofthe increase when a bid for an additional 58.65 for club programming. And dub program­ strategy provides nothing but a "Tug of War" between more pages or issues and a lack of funds. task Helpline, (one of the few how much force ·Islami had used in his must be strong enough to attack anyone concept of printing racist or offen­ was voted down last spring. Not surprising­ ming, the backbone of extracurricular ac­ The main source of revenue for any publication, whether on a professional or college level, comes organizations that serves the entire punch. The Eagle goes back to the center of and too stupid to be scared to do it. sive statements if the person'sidenti­ ly, a pivotal section of the response to Mr. tivities at Baruch, is broad, productive, and from advertising. Since the Communications Board governs the entire media budget of the college, The student body), when a crucial issue the ring and punches the 4S pound Islami in ty is known, but lettirig some Ward's query was not published in either of serves the interests and needs ofallstudents Reporter has no other choice but to look to other sources for a solution to their financial problem. such as the referendum is on the the knee with exactly the same amount of Measured response is a fine idea, when anonymous no-nothing make these his two Sept. 29 stories related to the inter­ :it the College - whether or not we par­ Logically, more recognition and a larger staff adds up to more pages and an increased cost, which is a table, is a decision of poor judg­ force Islami had used in his punch. The talking about one's family. Maybe when statements, without taking respon- view - a reprehensible fact which flies in ticipate directly. We recognize that there convenience that The Reporter apparently cannot afford. By raising their advertising rates last year, the ment. fight CODtinues. raising children it helps to teach them sibility for it is sad. . the face of the Uobjective" journalism are quite a few of us who don't. However, publication took a first step toward increasing the unallocated reserve, which reflects the amo~nt that is The evidence presented in the Islami is winning each round because values." A child should be punished dif­ Finally we come to Christopher towards which the writer claims to have club sponsored activities are open to us all. allotted each organization. What remains is an intense effort to expand the number of advertisements, editorial was heresay and presented Islami is dictating the entire fight. He is ferently when that child lies, as opposed to Ward's column on the referendum. For instance, had one wanted to drop in for perhaps appealing to the evening student audience as a selling-point for prospective clients. Exposure will a totally false picture of what hap­ choosing his blows carefully, throwing when the same child does not eat his string aspired. For the record, it had been explain­ I disagree with everything he stated a talk and some lunch with a Vice President not save The Reporter from financial ruin; but a larger reserve fund will. pened in the Freshmen Seminar Stryper off balance, knowing that whenever beans. But the measured response meted ed to Mr. Ward that a great many students in it, butlet me preface my com­ of MTV a couple of weeks ago, one could classes. he wants to rest, he just has to put a little out by parents cannot be applied to foreign who voted against the spring measure ments by stating the way he wrote it weren't voting down an 58.65 increase per have; had one wanted to listen to a lecture The Helpliners spoke about less effort into the siege and the Eagle will policy. Iran is not a loved one to whom the by and have a cocktail with Michael Manley Helpline and the services it offered, was quite legitimate. He had an opi­ back off. It's the tenth round now, and nos! United States is teaching the value of Inter­ se, but were voting- against any--increase at nion and he presented J situation all. Evidenced in conversations around last year, one could have - all becauseclub A Worthy Cause attempted to recruit new members of the crowd who had come to see Stryper national Law. They are a crazed nation who programming, sponsored by our activity for Helpline, and attempted to which painted, his opinions in a demolish the disrespectful Islami have left view the America as the nation ofthe devil. campus, this attitude was due primarily to good light. However, I have a dif­ fees, brings such speakers and many more On October 27-29 students and faculty members will again have the chance to donate their blood to gather signatures for the referen­ with their heads hung in shame. The re­ They see us as evil incarnate. Such govern­ 1) a lack of awareness as to just what our ferent opinion which deals more activity feels did for us; 2) a frank, to the college. Another thing to consider is help those in need. While Baruch has consistently in the past held the record for the most number of dum, as well as convince students to maining audience is booing the Eagle mer­ ments should be destroyed unless we agree that when groups like the Advertising donors in a single CUNY college, this is not enough. It is shocking to think that in a school with 16,000 vote for the increase. Your por­ with facts. cilessly. In fact, many are cheering Islami. with their ascernment that we are wrong: understandably cynical and very human Chris used the old bogeyman resistance to government requests for any Society compete successfully in national plus students, only about 300 every semester have volunteered to be a part of the Blood Drive. This trayal of the situation however competitions - as they did last year, plac­ represents approximately two percent of the student population and does not include members of the stated that Helpliners exclusively at­ theory of blaming government for additional fees, and 3), little effort on spending too much money. It's OSSG's part to address' either of these ing second in the AAF Chevy Cavalier com­ faculty, many of whom also usually contribute. tempted to gather signatures. This petition - prestige accrues not just to the There seem to be two main reasons why so few members of the Baruch community do not choose to is a blatant falsehood, and brings been a staple of American govern­ realities or to campaign for the measure ment for years and it is quite per­ "The United States should act like group but to all advertising students and, give blood. The first is the fear of having a needle inserted into ?oe's ar~ and ~his, i~ ~art, is underst~n­ into the question the credibility of itself. It was further explained to the inter­ suasive to those who aren't aware indeed, all Baruch student- - even those dable. However, the fact of the matter is that the amount of pain expenenced IS negligible or, according your source. who was not named. viewer that the resistance encountered as a of the facts. What he didn't tell you the superpower it is and make Iran who don't participate directly. to Carl Aylman, director of student activities, "Theequivalent ()f pinching y~~r inner ar~.'~ Compare Furthermore another question result of bidding for an additional $5 in- is that the DSSG would benefit the this amount of pain to what must be endured by a victim of leukemia, he~ophlha,a burn vI.ctim o~ a.per­ that should be asked is why you crease would be offset by doing precisely Programming such as that broached son suffering from internal bleeding. Those with the aforementioned afflictions are the typical recrprents chose to write a pickyunne editorial least from the increase. end the offensive actions-forfear that what we didn't do last semester. That is, above had been placed in jeopardy because of blood collected at the Baruch Drives. on weak evidence, when one one of Yes Chris, you are right when creating a greater awareness of the disposi- of the declines in carryover monies and we The second reason for not giving blood is that people just cannot be bothered. There is absolutely no the more important issues to hit you state it is not wrong for we will destroy their country. " tion of our activity fees as well as campaign- opted for the most favorable remedy excuse for this type of thinking as the process is being made extremely convenient for po.tential donors. Baruch in years was happening. students to stay away from par­ ing heavily for the increase. available. We are confident that the in- ticipating in activities. However I Students are not being asked to travel long distances or to go to agr~t amount?f trouble 10 ord~r ~o par­ Whether you were in favor or op­ Well, our position couldn't have been as crease to clubs will serve students well not think that it is bad, because a col­ . Most American politicians will .call this that we, as Americans, are morally bad. ticipate. Rather the Greater New York Blood Program will be collecting blood 10 the college buildings, IS posed to the fee hike it was clear unrealistic or illogical as Mr. Ward would just by sustaining programming, but by br- lege with no activities is a college .We should be horrified that our country offering cookies and juice to donors and will have resting areas available .~.fter the blood has been taken. that .this was the singular issue that an oversimplification of the United States' have liked his readers to believe. We earn- inging more students into the extracur- that is not worth attending. allows Iran to behave in a manner .that The only thing asked of donors is that they sign and show up. . cried out for your voice. foreign policy in the Middle East. Yet it is allows them to think they can get away with paigned hard. we created the awareness. ricular process as well. For those concerned that the procedure may not be safe, they can put their fears to rest. Every poten­ The news story about the referen­ The Ticker has been a fine paper America, with all its bureaucratic pan- .over t-he past five years and I·k-now tJandting-and--iftdeeisi¥eRess-tbat-Aas-~ .firing.o.n_aJL.Am~rjcaJLY.es$el jtLjnter:Q~­ and we won the increase: . If~' -Now wh~ was lhe i~crease necessaa fPI. tial donor must undergo a brief medical examination to make sure they can.participate; AIDS cannot.be dum also contained a questionable­ . .--_. Now let's look at the ma.eas~ Itse ~---- _.._- ~ C -; .;;----;::,1~·~=:;1;Qi it wiIt continue to be a fine paper. It tional waters. A government that reacts to :A: contracted from donating. AIDS is spread through the sharing of hypodermic needles and when donating inclusion. One J. W. who refused to us to be seen as an unpredictabie, inespon· some of the issues surrounding- rr. Frrst of the SfUt;J'll;nl· eDteI=-.· a:.SSeD.'~ )C ~ is important to remember however, such an attack with a "handicapped" ~d co~ts blood sterile needles are used and thrown away after one usage. give his name, was quoted as an sible and uneffective ally. Where the boxing all, please dispel the misguided notion that increased personnel maintenance that Helpline, like The Ticker is scenario may seem as an oversimplification, response makes us appear "fair" to Iran in the $13.65 increase is coming to the DSSG. as well as programrmng -. all ref1ect~~n The Baruch community has proved recently that it is not an apathetic group of individuals, but one unidentified source. This was a bad the eyes of the world. that is involved and cares about issues. Over 1,200 students voted on the Student Activity Fee Referen­ decision because what he offered looking out for Baruch students' how far from the truth can it be? Certainly, This is most certainly and emphatically reduced ca.rryovers..Until recently, y best interests. Criticizing Helpline the United States boxing commission would not true. students didn't realize that the Student dum and this shows a dramatic increase of voters over past years. While this was a very important issue. it was not some vital factual informa­ We don't need measured response, we is not a matter of life and death. One blood donation, however, bas the potential to save up to five lives tion about scandalous spending for doing so is not beneficial to not let a forty-five pound boy even get in anyone. need vicious retaliation. Let us show them of ordinary people that may be very much like us, our family, or our friends. ~at better way.to use part practices, but some preposterous the ring with a grown man to begin with. Sincerely, Secondly, if it were to happen, t~e man what we are made of-and end it. If they of yourself, than to help others? Let's all take this opportunity to top all previous Blood Dnve records hypothetical situation. It was only shoot at our plane; we bomb their biggest "Suffice it to say for all our and reach out to even more people. his opinion and to print this opinion Michael Lashinsky would certainly end the fight as quickly as possible so that the ridiculous nature of the city. If they plant a mine; we bomb their entire event could be brought out and pre­ biggest city. If they take our people efforts, the DSSG gains the least PC LAB COMPLAINTS vent future similar events from happening. hostage; we bomb their biggest. city. By allowing the boy to even think he could One just has to look to RUSSia to To The Editor: fessors have required computer from the increase. " prevail on the same level as the man would Computer experience is becoming generated assignments. just validate the boy's position in the eyes see that the fear of similar reprisal prevents a prerequisite for entry level posi­ A student may be required to of spectators. At the same time, the man the USSR from even getting into''scuffles" tions in accounting. As the need for spend from five to 25 or more hours Center building is funded primarily by our would be seen as weak and ineffectual. like we do. Measured defensive response Contrary to what Mr. Ward would have PC trained accountants increases, per week at a computer depending activity fees. From the staff's sal~es. to Of course, the boy is Iran and the man is can and win only escalate because it will his readers believe, S5 of the increase more Baruch professors recognize upon the courses chosen. The 24th utilities to maintenance and repairs, Just the U.S. With periods taken away, that always be up to the "other guy" to end the goes to the dubs and organizatiom-boosting the need for student computer about every penny ofthese expenses are ~et literacy. As a result, many pro- (Continued on Page A9. Col.J) means us. It is ridiculous to flag Kuwaiti attacks. The United States should act like their allocations by 12S percent; $3.1S Editor-In-Chief John Greco the superpower it is and make Iran end the goes to the Student Center, 52 goes by fee generated revenue. Programnung . Ed·t Caitlin Mollison ships and then allow Iran to dictate the Managlng I or ...... offensive actions for fear that we will towards funding our athletics programs, also forms a sizeable portion ofthe Center's News Editor .. . .. Linda Zuech .'·'f>,",··;/&;y:·>':Y::·;ih: ... ::'"",'~~f~tf±~1~~S~~t\I~I~~; terms of combat. They shoot at a budget. Each week the Program Board pro­ pl~es. destroy their country. Unless they get this and $2.50 is earmarked for the Com­ Features Editor...... Kenneth Brown helicopter; we force one of their to vides free movies and aerobics classes for land. They drop mines; we sink their. ship. fear, war is imminent. Vietnam is still too munications Board - from which this Arts FAitor Eric Kun fresh in the minds of too many. It cannot newspaper and WBMB receive their fun­ our students. As with the well-known Cub Mana~er The beat goes on. Advertising ...... Shannon Brewton happen again. ding. What's in the increase for our student and Street Fairs, these programs were in Business Mana~er .... . Laura Krvshak ":=~~'~'.&s;;.'~~:~ The key to all of this is that we won't government? Let's take a look. danger of being seriously cut back, if.not . Lisa Hurt Office Mana2er .. Each year the total monies available to eliminated. In fact, this year's allocations

COllsllltani...... Prof. Roslyn Bernstein . H , ' '~.s:.c.>.•...... ~ ',',".'.".",- " ,~ .. -. ...-..... ~ '. for Club Fair were slashed by 1:7 percent and November. ·ll.The'~publi.~:>~'" ..... the various groups just mentioned comes -.. .-. .' ~ .,. ~. . .. ,.' .' ," , .~ . , .... '.. . clubs have been asked to shoulder the costs Staff: from two sources: our activity fee revenues date" is November 17~ as well as any unspent monies carried over for Street Fair - out of their own already ~'(Jpinions O'1ltMOp-Etlppgqiiue,hose of tlte . from prior years. In the case of the clubs' scant resources. allocations, what has happened is that a Due to union and other considerations, Gar) Bones." -n~Y'~,~p,~ent substantial number of new clubs have form­ personnel lines at the Center are un­ Lu~assy indiVidual writers aM do' not Mark CaBahan Michaef ".,'" ;V.~ -".'''''-:~::. .-. :'~. . , ~.. . .' _:,.:.. , ' .. ~ ~:~... ._:. '::'_ John Ricard :.:*'_., -. ed over the past few years, and clubs on the touchable. Thus any increases in personnel Pllilip J. Darragh Phil Mangiapia Quotation of the Fortnight Susan Roberts the views of The Tickereditorialbotlrd. whole have become far more active. In or maintenance'costs would have to be Jolin Frank Cartos Miranda <. .~~ .. Audra Senkus 1985/86 fewer than fifty-five clubs started borne by programming. And precisely that ~oran ...... <, ..' "'.~ .;., ~ ..-. ~-~: ~-.' :.~ -.'-oQV~ )o.';'~"'" '~'.',. NaDllette Gordon William ....-.. • ••-:- ''''. • .', •••• •• , '-',,", ••••..:,;.-"'- "'.. • , -_ • .,. '.' '-'. , :.. • :"',' .,.,.. , ---.. ',.-:-,.,.,..,..: . Martin Starkey out with a 542:000 carryover from 84/85; in has happened. As an example. let's look. at Robyn E. Henzel Jacqueline Mulherll C~I Jaime Tan have no comment for this 1986/87 the' carryover had dropped. to Helpline. This group is a peer counsebng Jim leMaire Laura Osman Christopher A. Ward ~n'y', ~rit(!1" and.:Si~ ~ S33,000 and, by the current year this figure and referral service run by students for the Diane Leppek Scott Pam reporter. " The TickeT accepts / ~".,.'.,"'" ~ ~ -,._.<-o~ ,~ ,~_.". .~.", "'_"'~'''' benefit of all students at the College. If a ' ,,, •• >to, •••_ _ •• ""-',," •• -" ••,-.,,,. ••••• '.. , , ,' •••". • ..•••••••••••-•• _ ", .•-,., ..,..-ot •.•',' "..'...... _ .• had dwindled to $22.000 for over seventy oplnim:ip~tIS ·flJ.l;··p~~!~4~()n~:, clubs. This is simply not true. Furthermore, student needs assistance in locating housing .. .., - club spending is monitored in a number of it is Helpline not the administration that he -John Richards, president of ways including the budgeting and voucher­ or she goes to. When a call comes onto ".~4'#fI1ij, ,:>,~,,.,, " campus for a student, it is Helpline- no one The Ticker is publislled seven times a semester. All work with the exception of typesetting and printing is by Baruch. the Day Session Student '..:,', '" ing processes as well as club executives' in­ ,\.~ ,.,~ ~ creasing accountability to their consti­ else - that will attempt to locate that stu­ CUNY BA or cndllate studeets. We welcome all contributions and criticisms that are typed and signed. We are Government, speaking to Ticker ... ,. ."_. .. ..;, ....: .fFJ··tfl1i. 's.llat>Dlnt«·· tuents. The fact of the matter is that we dent. The 9Line also engaaes itself i~ a located in RoolD 3GtF of the Student Center. Our mailing address is 137 East 22nd Street, New York. S.Y.1OO10. reporter Christopher Ward, as number of other activities such as helping (212) 725-7620. ij.:~~;,Nf~[~Fi.I:~~·~B~;[g~~~I>.~~~~~~,:~have more clubs on board and more active he attempted to interview him. clubs as well. (Continued on Paze A4, Col. 3) Printing by Jae KilD PrintingCo.• Inc.• 40 West 22nd Street in Manhattan. October 27, 1987 PageA4 The Ticker October 27, 1987 The Ticker OP-ED

Benefits of an BHAA Activity Fee Increase APPEALS (Continued from Page A3) with registration and orientation. Most im­ affairs than have other governments in re­ DECISION portantly, Helpliners-trained by counsel- cent years. We have had years in which ing professionals -' are there five days a opening fund balances have stood at By JOHN D. FRANK week for students who need someone to $40,000 - a clear sign of government talk to. This invaluable program has had its lethargy. Do students benefit when our ac­ The Black and Hispanic Alumni budget slashed to a precariously low two­ tivity fees generate not activities but interest Association us bringing its case for thirds of what it was last y~. in a bank? What do you think? ' a separate alumni association to the Clearly, the Student Center's increase, In addition to becoming more involved appeals court, according to Joseph like all the others, was a case in which the with club programming, we developed our Sellman, a Baruch alumnus and ends justified the means. Very similar cir­ own. Mr. Ward even seemed to concede chairman of the BHAA committee. cumstances had characterized our athletics that, with certain exceptions, our efforts The case has already been thrown programs and campus media. All of the were toward "Noble causes that enhance out of the District Court for the gear and uniforms for our varisty teams are student life", albeit that the "added ser­ Southern District of New York on paid for from our fees as well as all lodging vices" were "rammed down students' Two ,Council Me".bers BesifIJI the grounds that the Black and and transportation costs for our teams' throats..." . 'He then went on to assert that Hispanic Alumni Association's away games. The additional $2 earmark­ we aren't responding to the majority of claim lacked support. ed for the athletics programs will go a long students who attend the college. To By JOSEPH BURNETf According to a brief of the substantiate his charge the budding Vulcan BHAA's case, they allege that the way in providing newer and better equip­ The resignations of Upper Coun- Dutt said that although he likes pointed to a poll in which precisely eighty First and Fourteenth Amendmend ment and uniforms for our peers who repre­ cil Representative Ashu Dutt and the OSSG, it "focuses of the wrong nine students said that they would vote rights .of the group have been sent us on the courts and fields of inter­ Lower Council Representative Lin- things." He said that it does not against the proposed increase. violated. The reason they allege that varsity sports. The media had also express­ da Gioia were announced at the represent a student body which has ed a need and a desire for additional fun­ There should be a law against drawing their First Amendment rights are September 17 Day Session Student genuine problems, such as with being violated is because the defen­ ding. Both The Ticker and WBMB had to such inferences. Government meeting. Their teachers or the college administra­ When students call our office virtually dants, Baruch College and Presi­ revise their budgets downward this year resignations increase' the total tion: rather, the DSSG is preoc­ every day to make appointments with the dent Joel Segall are granting because the numbers just were not there. number of vacant council seats to cupied with referendums and com- attorney (from the free legal service) is that ..recognition to their present Alumni WBMB would like to begin transmitting four. mittees. their signals over the air so that students can to be considered "ramming a service down Association while not granting According to Gioia, her depar- DSSG Chairperson Miriam tune in on our radios - as opposed to being students' throat."? Let me state once again recognition to them and thus their that, as with clubs, each of our services and ture is temporary. Planning to Ynocencio disagreed. According to association rights have been blasted over loudspeakers in the fifth floor utilize the time to attend various Ynocencio, this was Dutt's first cafeteria. Funding this ambitious project programs are open to every day session stu­ violated. This claim is based on the club meetings, talk with their time on the council and a newcomer could prove to be a welcome and wor­ dent, and not just "a few." Mr. Ward is Healy v. James court case.decision. clearly not speaking to the same students members and talk with the student cannot possibly absorb the wide­ This claim has been defeated by thwhile effort. body in general, she said she hopes range effectiveness of the council in "One thing is is Suffice it to say, for all our efforts the we've been speaking with . We intend, the District Court and is countered that clear that to "get a wider perspective of the such a - short period of time. OSSG gains the least from the increase. The unless our constituents stop requesting and by contrasting evidence from the student body outlook." Ynocencio 'said that the student fee defendants. The District Court homosexUality has been an aspect paltry dollar that government receives from attending programs, to continue to serve increase was a major concern of the -~,-~~ ,~ ,-~- the measure will go towards revitalizing and them through items like the legal services "I need to know more people. I OSSG prior to the vote this October found the Healy v. James case .. "t:tEf;ttt.mtlf't"-sexuality'"sinee'-BilJlk-a1 expanding existing programs and services, and the lecture series. want to know what's going on," distinguishable because "there and will also add a few. In order to said Gioia. She intends to return to and therefore, heavily stressed. already is an alumni association ",', " The speakers are important not just for 'ti1i1es~'. "A,,, -,' minimize the amount students have to pay the DSSG next semester and is con- Checking through her files, which is open to all." Furthermore, the learning that takes place but also for the sidering seeking higher office next Ynocencio said,·"He (Dutt) has on- the District Court stated that since for yearbooks, the OSSG currently under­ recognition gained for students and the col­ writes a significant portion of the produc­ May. Upon her return, Gioia said ly attended one meeting." the plaintiffs have met freely with lege. Another compelling reason to develop Following the announcement of each other and have formed an that the views she will have elicited the resignations at the council bians were beatCn OJ transit authority cops tion costs. Additionally, day government­ the lectures is that the series might eventual­ association, their First Amendment will efllble her to be a more effec- meeting, a committee was formed in the BtOlix'beCa.uSe- they dared to be open in conjunction with the evening government ly.aid in overcoming apathy. To the extent rights have not been infringed ..hAut ~ ~..;.u...... ,,~,? .. -, provides free legal services for our tive memer of the DSSG. "I'm do- to advise the student body of the _~~,t~-,~~_~ .. ~,~.~.,..;,~,.~I ..~., ~ that they attract attention to and instill upon. The defense also argues that students; we also help to fund a tutorial ser­ ing -it.for, the better. of myself; the open -seats.. A:ccordiftg'--to.-¥fleeeA- ... " , pride in the extracurricular process, we the-fjetily-v. James case lsTrieTevanl vice for the blind and disabled amongst us. student government and the student cio, there are three candidates for could conceivably have more students 'get­ to the case at hand because Healy body." v"­ It is our intent to add to areas such as the ting involved. A fourth and related argu­ the Upper Council seat and four, James deals with on campus student legal service program so that we can fund ment for a high profile speaker program in­ Ashu Dutt was elected, in absen- possibly five candidates for the organizations while this case in­ not just attorneys, but seminars and volves the recapture of our alumni. Anyone t ia, president of Club India. three open Lower Council seats. On volves an alumni and an alumni perhaps a legal column in this paper as well. who has ever worked with the annual Members of the club cannot. be on October 22 each candidate ap- association. phonathon knows the type of difficulty ex­ the DSSG council. Said Dutt, "I peared before the council to orally Sellman and his committee in the perienced in getting more recent alumni to decided to take up the challenge of present the reasons why they feel brief pointed out that the right of ~~Baruch contribute. True, a few are not yet well running Club India." Besides his they should be chosen. .The council association, as stated in the case of established, and several responses I received desire to lead Club India, Dutt said then voted to fill the vacant posi- Tashjian v. Republic Party, in­ from a certain group last year led to the he felt like a lone, dissenting and tions. cludes the "right of members to can be cold belief that they just didn't care about the powerless voice within the DSSG. The two lower council seats determine for themselves with college. Let's face it - for those of us not According to Dutt, he was the only became available when Thomas whom they will associate." The and even involved in campus life, Baruch can be cold council member opposed to the stu- Faherty and John Peeler, who were plaintiffs, by being forced to and even impersonal. There are no rolling dent fee increase. "What can a electcc las: May. railed to return 10 associate with the present alumni, impersonal. " hills, manicured lawns or shared dorms and single voice do?" asked Dutt, Baruch [his fall, are in effect, being forced to accept we rely heavily on student activities to members of an association it does develop a sense of campus. Many of those not desire-the members of the cur­ Another project we will be tackling this who distance themselves from the activities CUNY TASK FORCE rent Alumni Association. year is the computerization of the fiscal and leave school feeling cheated and too often In the briefs the BHAA claim accounting functions of government. This CALLS FOR ELIMINATION indifferent towards their alma mater. Our that their Fourteenth Amendment will better enable us to deal with the huge lecture series can serve to develop in our rights have been violated relies on volume of club vouchers and other items OF EDUCATION MAJOR current and future alumni an interest and the decision in the Healy v. James which pass through the treasurer's office sense of pride toward the school. This could case. Sellman and his association each year. However, by far the largest por­ By NANNETTE GORDON quite likely translate into greater alumni assert that by Baruch College giving tion of our budget is earmarked for pro­ support for student programming, thus A special task force of the City "The proposal, and remember it gramming. This reflects our firm commit­ their present alumni association creating a positive cycle based on mutual University of New York has called is a proposal only, needs to be ex- ment to expanding the DSSG's lecture recognition and not the plaintiff's benefits. for the elimination of Education as amined by the Board of Trustees, to series. I shall expound on the philosophy in­ association, that this actions infr­ In closing, let me just state that we in a major at all City University of whom it has Rot been brought and it inges on their equal protection forming that commitment in a little while. New York colleges, according to a needs to be discussed by those in­ Having thus covered some of the more government don't profess, to have all the rights. answers. In fact, we don't even claim to recent article published in The New volved in the education program in- (Continued on Page A l I, CoI.J) salient points associated with the fee in­ York Times. eluding Baruch," explained Presi- crease, let us now return to Mr. Ward's op­ know all the questions. We are, however, The proposal recommends that dent Joel Segall. ed. First of all, we should set the record driven in our efforts and sincere in our all students being trained as "It should also be clarified that straight on a basic term misrepresented by commitment to serving students and stu­ teachers be required to major in the the proposal is not directed at the the writer both in his op-ed and in previous dent interests. The outcome of the recent liberal arts and sciences instead of Education major but the Elemen­ news articles published for The Ticker. An referendum suggests that we can't be as education. It is intended to turn out tary Education major for the unallocated reserve is just that. It is a pool "out of touch" with our constituents as teachers of broader educational undergraduate level," said Ber- of funds removed from the spending stream Mr. Ward claims in his little piece of Me­ backgrounds, indicated the article. gquist , each year - usually to fund the succeeding c:arttwthyist adventurism. While it is fairly The task force which consists of "Under the proposal, a student year's interim allocations. It is thus im­ Simple for individuals to, engage in seven trustees, five college preparing to become an elementary possible to spend - as the writer claims ­ hysterical tirades of uniformed and destruc­ presidents, two faculty members school teacher could accumulate $16,000 from a pool of funds that doesn't tive government-bashing, it requires con­ and a student was created by James more than 30 semester hours, which even apear on the budget. What Mr. Ward s~derably more thought, courage and in­ P. Murphy, chairman' of the Board does not change the number of was referring to - the carryover funds sight to come forward with honest con- . ' of Trustees, to review teacher hours already required." Bergquist discussed earlier on - is comprised of the strucnve, and informed criticism. We have reserve as well as any unspent allocations. always openly welcomed and acted on this education programs. It predicts that continued. the proposal could come into being According to The New York And yes, in the past the carryovers were latter kind of feedback, and continue to en­ courage it. Please let us hear what your in the fall of 1989. "As a result:' Times, the recommendation is in­ substantially greater than $3700 - but one expressed Dean of Education, tended to upgrade the quality of should examine the fact that last year's VIews are. Stop by Room 409 of the Student DSSG took a far more active role in student Activities Center or call 725-3377. Sidney Bergquist. "there is time for' (Continued on Page A//, Col.s) change and modification." .. . -' ~ . Tf: ,-- ......

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My original soul seemed, at once, to take its flight irom my body; and a more than fiendish. \ malevolence, gin- I nurtured, thrilled every ,IL fibre of my frame. , took • from my waistcoat-pocket" a penknife, opened it, grasped the poor beast by

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ly cut one of the eyes from ,tI the socket! I blush, I burn, • A.nd I looked, and behold a pole hone: I shudder, while I pen the I and his name that sat on 'him was death, and Hell followed with him. damnable atrocity. I A.nd power U'aS given unto them over the fourth part of the earth; Edgar Allen Poe to kill with hunger, and with sword, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. •'The Black Cat.l l t, I• Chapter 6 "'Book of Revelation" i t H~lfew+~91t3-- ., I heard this story from someone else. Someone without My friend screamed, so did his friend. The little man legs. it. Its about Haitoweeri 1973, friend" -. moul11~-OntnEf c' 'I belieVe my came over, and stuck aban h, my-friend's o J without legs was twelve. He had legs then. other child he put a mask. The child fell asleep. The little W) t •• I He and a friend dressed like bums every year, because man put him on a shiny metal table. He stripped him. He ~­ it was cool. They burnt cork, rubbed it on their face, got a got a shiny knife and cut the little boys legs off. The knife couple of shopping bags and started "hitting-up" the gleamed with red as it cut into his skin. Then he cut the =o houses for candy. They only wenfto houses with lights boys arms off. They pulled away so easily. Like cooked Q ~ l on, and happy jack-o-Ianterns somewhere in the windows turkey wings. The man threw the appendages into an old ! or on the stoop. Those residences were the best bets to I green plastic bucket on the floor. Then he propped the! =C) j get candy bars from, which were worth their weight in boy up next to the other children who sobbed even more. ••= J gold when you wanted to pay someone to spit on your My friend saw everything. He screamed, as the ugly little s I sister. But they got bored with those houses. They started old man took the ball out of his mouth. It was replaced by ~ going to the ones without lights. They started going to the the mask. The same thing was going to happen to him. He Q ones with "X's" on the doors. "X's" meant "we who live held his breath. For as long as he COUld. Almost a minute. I here HATE children who beg for candy." They went up to The mask came off. He was not completely knocked out, a big dark house with an X on it. It was Halloween, right? only woozy. Then he remembered the knife he had in his You're supposed to be scared. pants pocket. His arms and legs felt like lead as the man JIalloUlem niglJt anb timf for sltqr The door was open, which set the mood perfectly. The brought him to the table. He stripped the boy. He placed W1Jr liglJt& art out anb chtlld a litt1t opm. house was dark. The door was open. What a story to tell the pants, with the knife, by the boys head. The child tried ma the other guys. They went inside. It appeared completely to reach them. He couldn't move. )s it nprning JDDrt? empty, but was well kept. They had expected cobwebs The man started to cut away the first leg. The boy felt tl}U't tltt and dust like in the "Addams Family". But that stuff is only the pain. It was hot and seering. He saw the man pull his An daws arOU11b boor? in the movies. This house smelled like "Lemon-freshened leg away from his body. It hurt so mucn, the boy thought, In .J see a foot. a bobg? Pledge." The furniture was old. They heard a radio in the "I have to reach my knife." The man started on the se- )s tlferr a DlDD1Itrr in clost!? basement. It was playing the Beatles, "Hey Jude." Anyone cond leg. He cut. The knife went through the leg as if mu who listened to the Seatles couldn't be bad. It was pro­ passing through air. It left only that aching; dull throb, of wltis is silla it am't ~t. bably some teenager, anyway. complete and utter loss. Both the boys legs were now in tltUf i.& 1111 lIudl tiling a& a 1IIOtI&tU'. They took one step into the basement. One step and the bucket-He tried again for the knife. After sewing up both felt a sharp push from behind them. They were the stumps, the man turned away to get a different kind of AubUn. bn ) see tilt ra. eats II thrown downstairs. In contrast to the rest of the house, it vile instrument with which to cut off the arms. The boy tlJost slplrp claws. was as bright as day down there.rtt was all white. reached his pants. He got the knife. He opened it. As the ) Stainless steel was everywhere. man bent over to start his sadistic surgery, the child tltollr mlJitr. sltarp •. Before they could gather themselves, a dirty little man plunged the knife into the man's chest and fell off the Nit. it·s DitlIlIll1l imagt11atiI1a. with white hair had them handcuffed to a metal pipe that table. It was the man who moaned now. ... ran the length of the basement. He didn't say a word. The child was scared, he crawled away. He saw the (Jr ill tlptrr a·1IlIiutu in mg dosd. They were trapped. They looked at their surroundings. handcuffs and grabbed the man's wrist. He locked him on­ Then they saw the mannequins. to the plpe. The wound In the man's chest pumped out But they weren't mannequins. There were three of them. blood with every heartbeat. The boy crawled away. Up the By Liaa Hatt They looked like people but they had no arms or legs. stairs, across the living room parlor. He leaked blood, in a Then they moved. All three were ALIVE. They were gaudy transluscant streak. He reached the outside. Crawl­ children too; naked, and looking perfectly normal 'cept for ing down the stoop, he suddenIy felt an explosion. The the fact that they had no arms, nor legs and were stuck force of the blast threw him into the rusty metal gate. The on a wooden shelf Iike some trophies. They didn't say a house was on fire. A passerby saw him and called an am- r BpDo. .,.... word, they only sobbed. bulance. My friend still has no legs. By CHRISTOPHER WARD J ,•• ~. t.; .. .',•...... f.' -. '4 1 p. ~ -. ,.. , ' ..... "; ...... 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N·EWS The recipes must be suitable for developed cerebral palsy as an In­ fant and says that doctors told'·his founder Thomas Fleming Jr. will be didn't have their uniforms for a preparation in a residence-hall parents that he would never beable kept alive through a bronze plaque, Saturday football game. Officials room .using only small appliances to walk unaided. He proved the after a group stole a bust of Flem­ still don't know who or why anyone such. as a toaster oven, blender, doctors wrong and now lives on his ing from a campus building. A would take them. WQk, compact microwave or small usc ERS refrigerator. They will be judged on own on Roosevelt Island. group calling itself the UInterna­ TICKERT the basis of healthfulness, taste, He' started working for the City say they'll move the class to an ac­ was recently found in the men's tional Silver String Submarine -compiledby Linda Zuech originality, ease of preparation and University of New York's Facilities cessible location soon. Meanwhile, room of an VO dormitory - 20 years Band" has claimed responsibility, Dr. Sandra Samaniego, She will speak on Thursday, Oc­ appearance. Department of the Central Office in COKE. Vaughn has vowed to continue to after it was stolen. Although police but has not returned the bust. Psychologist will be the workshop ZELLER tober 29, 1987, at 12:45 p.m. at the Entry forms are available by sen­ 1980 in an Office for the Handicap­ didn't recognize the bust, they con­ FAU's student government paid fight his way to the twice-weekly leader. The time is ·12:30 - 2 p.m. on Administrative· Center Room 307, ding a self-addressed stamped ped Program. When the program BUSTED class. tacted the sculptor (who signed the most of the $460 for the plaque. SCHOLARSHIP Thursday, November 12, 1987. The 135 E. 22nd St. envelope by December 15, 1987 to: ended, City University officials bust), and he identified it as the one The wave has succumbed to the workshop..will be held in the Office of Sweet 'N Low Entry Form, P. O. hired him. he sculpted in 1936. It stood in a Pepsi generation at Arizona State Belle Zeller Scholarship applica­ Counseling and. Psychological Ser­ Box 1901, New York, NY 10116. JOLTED! dormitory hall until it was taken by SO DID TRADE U. Pepsi vending machines replaced tions are available from Dr. Carl vices, Room 1735, 360 Park Entries must be postmarked by college pranksters. No word yet on Ave. So. .. Coke machines in August after Pep­ Kirschner in the Dean of Students December 31, 1987 and received by DOCTORAL "We hit with Jolt ... It just ex­ where his travels took him. TlIEY PLAY LECTURE si offered the university a higher ploded," sums to C.J. Rapp, 28, Office, Room 1702, 360Park Ave. So. 'January 10, 1988. FELLOW·SHIP oercentage of sales. Pepsi also add­ president of the company that pro­ ~NAKED? The award is for $1,000 per year ed. a decal of Sparky, ASU's for up to three years. To be eliidble The Foreign Trade Society ill duces the high-caffeine cola. The ...LESS HEALTH Approximately 60 Doctoral devilish mascot, to the machines as Twenty-eight purloined band a student must be a full-time conjunction with other clubs is FREE drink has gone from one state to 50 Fellowships will be awarded in an part of its deal with the school. uniforms at Texas Tech V. were undergraduate student" except presenting Mr. Patel, a chief of the in 18 months, and is a campus rave INSURANCE international competition spon­ BUSTS discovered in a music building graduating seniors, who have com­ NY office of United Nations Con­ CONCERT nationwide. The reason, Rapp says, sored by the Howard Hughes storage locker two days. after they pleted at least sixteen credits at any ference on Trade and Development. is the old-fashionedness of it, flying Speaking of stolen busts, the Greenwich House Music School Medical Institute (HHMI) and ad­ CONDOMS had been stolen. Although the branch of CUNY with and index of The deadline for the Health In­ The lecture will be held on in the face of the sugar-free, memory of Florida Atlantic will celebrate American Music ministered by the National garments were unharmed. 28 people 3.75 or better. surance options offered by Empire November 5 in Room 825. 46 E. COME caffeine-free soda trend. Now, Jolt Blue Cross/Blue Shield and Special 26(h S1. during Club Hours. Week by presenting a free concert. Research Council. HHMI welcomes is coming out with a low-cal ver­ The student must have evidence The performers will be Jeni Slot­ applications from all qualified in­ of good character and service to Risk Consultants to Baruch College Condom vending rnachines have sion, but both it and regular will students has been extended to Oc­ chiver, pianist, and The Occasional dividuals and strongly encourages been installed in scores of schools have the same 71 grams of caffeine­ CUNY. the communitv and/or the Singers, with Gil Robbins, music respective colleges. The deadline is tober 30, 1987. Anyone wishing (9 .mernbers of minority groups and this year - including the U. of Min­ the legal limit. RECIPE director. The concert will be held at women to compete fully in this pro­ Decemher 7, 1987. pick up applications and brochures nesota, the U. of California-Santa describing these options may do so CONTEST the Renee Weiler Concert Hall, 46 gram. Cruz, and Bellevue Community at the office of .the Dean of Barrow Street, Greenwich Village, Applicants may be citizens or na­ College (Wash.). Sponsors say the SOFA Students, Room 1702, 360 Park on Saturday, November 7, 8 p.m. tionals of the United States or machines give students anonymous, TIME Ave. So., the Office of Student Ac­ College students can win foreign nationals. The fellowing ou "I'"",t: 1'J~!C~ £f',S:;i)/i CF A~ t./"'Dr;nGRA~I.JI\1'E 24-hour access to condoms, and can ... !V!T~Y C~A"'660·. f'.-r-~ thousands of dollars in scholarship SPUDS -r..t: r ..",~E;) "Z.,,,,,,r: .. /?GrvRr.Jr -r-e ~C0.400L. ••• ..:R.F. .7f tivities, Room 104. Student Center, fields are eligible for support under help control the spread of AIDS. .ir» i:,w;, 1~'N6r h,<:,Ooii..l" ,-n L L .... 6;:; I r::.ovi:1t " ...t: -;'::'.:J L-"'" I; ? money by creating a healthful Dd·1=~It.€-wr ••• ~C~~I~L.€ "'RV7~ ... MANAGEMENT. . the Medical Office, Room 308, 17 .CUNY this program: biochemistry, Real couch potatoes have hit the recipe that uses Sweet 'N' Low and market, according to the National Lexington Ave.• and the Office of biometrics and biostatistics, CIVIL WORKSHOP Evening and Graduate Student Af­ can be prepared without a conven­ EMPLOYEE biophysics, cell biology and regula­ Association of College Stores - but tional kitchen. they're not people, they're soft, BLOOM COUNTY fairs. Room 527, E. 26th S1. tion, developmental biology, DISOBEDIENCE: brown pillows shaped like a spud. A time management workshop is The "Sweet 'N Low Grade 'A' HONORED genetics, im munology, ~~ COUNTY CHI1/I?tt71W 7Ji&t IS ecr ONe WIiY being offered. In this workshop Recipe Contest" features a Grand microbiology and vi rology, And for those who like to sleep late, WA THO/(NHUMP HERC - YET THERe Mt TJOS£ WHO 70 If£:;PONP 7?J 7hE:')e Mayor Edward I. Koch presented SLIDES STAIRS there's an alarrn clock shaped like a ..NSfI1NAN&(C. CF W()(jt./? I1CC(JSt me ... In£~. (;4N&5T£/(:; ;:IN!? students will learn how to gain con­ OPERA Prize of $5,000, First Prize of molecular biology, neurosciences, ~()U/TY - OVEI?5t£///G OF mE UNFfI/f( USE OF ?hI!I.';; nNE" trol of their lives time-wise. Par­ $2,000'and Second Prize of $1,000. a proclamation declaring October pharmacology. physiology, and A slide down the stairs is a dif­ softball - you can hurl it against the " IE,ln :7VRIN6 7l-I!5 'HIS M£(1I(/1'.1 KJf\' 4-10 UNational Employ the Han­ PROPI1&I1Nfll1 f(Il?PO~e,~ ... ticipants will learn how to establish LECTURE University, college or culinary structural biology. ferent kind of protest, but it seems wall to make it stop ringing. I KOU!>UV' flM£ Or dicapped Week in New York City" tAM/? R~STl.£55N£j5_. priorities, the use of realistic limit­ school employees who are members Hughes Doctoral Fellowships are to have worked for one wheelchair­ to James Mulzet, an employee of \ setting, and how organization and The Jane Globus Seminar Series of The National Association of Col­ intended for students at or near .the bound V. of Colorado-Boulder stu­ The City University of New York's planning can help to best utilize presents Bridget Paolucci Lecturer lege & University Food Services are beginning of their graduate study in dent. Wy' Vaughn left his chair to MISSING . .' Central Office at City Hall on Oc­ time, a precious commodity. There wnter, and Broadcaster speaking also eligible to win $2,000 ·in the biological sciences. demonstr.. : his difficulty in atten­ tober 6. Mr. Mulzet has cerebral BREASTS... will be time for questions and on: UAn Introduction to the Art of scholarship money for their schools Each award includes an annual ding a publication design class held answers at the end of workshop. Opera:" to be used for education or training. palsy. stipend of $12,300 (for 12 - month in a building with no elevator or The Mayor's Office for the Han­ Back to school. The missing bust i t: ,""'t' ... ~ '4--' tenures) to the Fellow, and an an­ ramp to the basement. CU officials Oklahoma~ (' 1 ..,. ·4~'-"·· ~ dicapped, Republic National Bank of a former U. of dean 1 1- ;...- ~- . high school. We need a chancellor nual cost-of-education allowance of .~...... -.- -~ Committee to Support Regent LETTERS Adelaide Sanford. in the September who has a record of success and of New York, and the National $10,700 in lieu of all tuition and 19 who can provide the leadership and Employ the Handicapped Week in assessed fees. Hughes Doctoral ~ The Ticker.._~_ .. issue_. of the ._•• M.__ ... _ -motivali"b'n --fot--reachers:--Ttre- New- ¥ o-rk- C+ty,C-Qm-mtH ee It grieves me. however. that in Fenowsllips·· ·wm-befOr ·three)'fars (Continued from Page A2) teachers will be responsible for the recognizedempfOYeJs nwho have -Wiili· an option- toexterid-for an aa- . this article a false statement was hired the disabled at the cere­ Street PC Lab is overcrowded and made by Dr. Marilyn Miklusky: academic development and critical ditional two years. inadequate. It has a too few com­ thinking skills learned by future mony in the City Council Cham­ The application deadline is "Actually, it wasn't a formal group ber. Mr. Mulzet spoke at the puters, a 90 minute time limit, and a that requested permission to have leaders in our city, the students. November 13, 1987. The announce­ long waiting line. Most "con­ Therefore, this issue should concern morning event and at a luncheon at ment of awards will be made in the tables." Also, it was suggested the Republic Naitonal Bank Ex­ sultants" have only a very fun­ that our group is not directly af­ the people in higher education March, 1988. Awardees must begin because the problem of adequate ecutive Dining Room. fellowship tenure no later than Fall damental knowledge of Dbase3, filiated with Baruch college. Lotus 123 and accounting. Non­ public school education dramatical­ Mr. Mulzet's partic.parion 1988. t's easy to apply for a Andrew K. Gordon, co-chair of sprang from a letter he wrote to the educational games should be bann­ this committee, vice-president of ly affects all citizens. For information and application Mayor asking for an opportunity to materials, write to: Hughes Doc­ ed. Academic Affairs in DSSG and There are several clubs who are student loan. All you have We ask the following: meet with him and discuss the work toral Fellowships, The Fellowship president of Phi Beta Sigma Frater­ supporting Regent Sanford, as well of the Office of the Handicapped. - Should the present PC Lab be ex­ nity {Society), a service fraternity, as over 1,200 students who have Office, National Research Council, He represented employees with 2 I0 1 Cons titu t ion A venu e , to do is get to a phone. panded to accommodate our needs? requested permission to have tables signed the petition. We continue to disabilities at the ceremony, where Washington, D.C. 20418 or - Is an accounting PC Lab under set up in the 23rd and 24th street urge the students in the Baruch plaques and certificates were Telephone (202) 334-2872. study by the department? buildings under his clubs' name. community to join us in this effort, Just call American's BankPhone at - Are there sufficient funds for an presented to employers who have Mr. Gordon and I jointly decided to support Regent Sanford, by sign­ hired individuals with disabling I-BOO-FOR ASSI and we'll send you Accounting PC Lab? that I would act as leader in this ef­ ing a petition with any member of -s-Compiled by Linda Zuech - If not, could funds be solicited conditions and at the luncheon I fort to support Regent Sanford. the committee. following. James Mulzet, who is 30, an application to apply for a Guaranteed ( ~ from major firms? In addition, the committee would . Furthermore, I was a member of ma~er~lly ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - Would an accounting PC Lab on the Rap Sessions, a group created to like to commend the Student Loan. · f the 7th floor of 26th Street be most provide informal communication written editorial: "The Profit of It's that easy. appropriate? between faculty and students, Petitioning," which supports the - What additional computer/ac­ treasurer of the Dance Club for 'two right of students to petition in favor ..;...... In return you could be eligible for a loan counting training is recommended? consecutive years, and a member of of a specific cause or individual. - What can other accounting the Communications Board in Please note that Regent Adelaide of up to $2,625 annually at an incrediblylow students do to encourage: DSSG. If Mr. Gordon and I are Sanford is a candidate for Chancellor of the New York City Acquisition of more com­ not considered to be affiliated with ":"'.-:.~,~; ~.:>~.:::' . interest rate of 8%-and establish a credit Public Schools, not a candidate for .,... -.....;' •.•~ ...... >..-....~¥~;.,...'.:.•..•-."...•_.,. puters. Bernard M. Baruch college, then Creation of an Accounting what qualifications must we possess Chancellor of CUNY. rating. By calling now you'll have the money Cherel Nelson Computer Lab. to be considered "affiliated" Chair, Committee to Support in time for the spring semester. Hiring of skilled con­ members of the school? Regent Sanford • sultants. We have supported and will con­ All of this is available to full or part time Paul C. Levinson tinue to support Regent Adelaide students. It's part of what American calls Marshall Schlimer Sanford, who is recognized as a na­ Bethmara Kessler tional leader in the field of Educa­ Private Banking for Everybody tion, for Chancellor of the Ne~ GIVE York City Public Schools. . Call out BankPhone today Once word Currently, our nation is at risk .... because we have public school" gets out, gettingto a phone may not be as .-4American Savings Bank Praise for children dropping out in epidemic BLOOD rates. Many students who are for­ easy as it sounds. Private Banking forEverybody. Regent tunate enough to graduate from high school often graduate without 1-800-FOR-ASB1 Sanford adequate math" reading, and OCT. c I!UC7 ~~ 1\.1nk. writing skills. In direct correlation .. Mmb:rA>tC. Equal Opplflunily. Lrndl.... to this is the overwhelming number To The Editor: of college freshmen who must take I write to thank Ms. Linda Zuech remedial Math and English courses 27·29 for her excellent article about the because of being ill-prepared in

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will take his findings before the sub­ Adler said he does not think they committee." Aaron emphasized, would hinder his capabilties for be­ HESC INCREAS'ES BUDGET however, that "I cannot answer for -ing a good chairperson. - the President as to what those fin­ "It's .going to be a lot of work. (Continued from Front Page) dings are. You have to ask him.,; but I don't have to search fi..! PART-TIME AID Richards said, "We've budgeted The referendum was supported motivation to do that type of work over $12,000 for programming by the Day Session Student Govern­ because it's something I enjoy and v By JOHN RICARD which entails anything we do to .ment. John Richards, president of like to do." Adler said he is looking The Higher Education Services are not applying. "The government stage and promote events. Such the DSSG, had "no comment.for forward to learning and scrutinizing Corporation has allocated Baruch is granting the money, I'm just try­ things as the annual lip-sync con­ this reporter" about the results of budgets and also in dealing with the more money for Aid for Part-Time ing to spend it," he said. tests. the talent show we will be the ballot. Aaron, however, said, very intelligent people around him. Study (APTS)" than any other The City University has taken starting this year. and any speakers "It was quite evident. that there CUNY school, but many eligible steps to insure that eligible students we'll have." were select student groups cam­ , students will not receive any monev who do not file for APTS awards EDUCATION "This week I'm putting together a paigning for it, and I didn't see any according to James Murphy. direc­ receive the financial aid that they programming committee to set up a organized opposition to it." [or of Financial Aid, Baruch. Mur­ (Continued from Page AS) are entitled to. "CUNY-, saw that system on how to choose the The voting process, said Rob­ . c:.-:.:pa. phy expects to award somewhere this was a problem and lobbied in speakers who will come in. I would bins, was monitored by SEGRC to between 50 and 75 part-time the Capitol to allow the CUNY Stu­ like to see us get a speaker in here make sure that the established pro­ students with APTS grants this . dent Aid Form to be used to deter­ before finals. if not we'll have cedures that have been used the last term, but said, "We can't give out mine eligibility for both the TAP several in the Spring." said few years were followed." But the the three thousand dollars (which and the APTS program. That Richards. polls, she explained, "have to be HESC has awarded the school) allowed students who applied for run by people who are not part of because not enough ofour students TAP, but did not plan to apply for Said Richards. "What we are go­ the school." have applied for the grants." . APTS, to still. be considered for ing to do for the next speaker is take ~; z She added, "In previous elections , ~ a quick paper poll. This will give the According to Murphy, to be eligi­ APTS/' said Murphy. we have used a group called .' : f­ students an opportunity to be a part W ble a part-time student must be a Murphy stressed that all students "Honest Ballot" to run the polls ~ of the process of determining which New York State resident, enrolled should consult the Financial Aid of­ and tabulate the results. We asked :! ~ - / speakers will come to Baruch." The for a minimum six credits and main­ fice before assuming that they are them for an estimate for this elec­ poll would give the students 3 tain a GPA of 2.25 or higher. The not entitled to any financial aid. tion and they quoted us a charge of , chance to choose between a couple ,; amount of the APTS awards ranges Counselors in the office can also in­ $5,000. We felt we could do just as of possible speakers. from $100 to $517 per student per form students of the eligibility re­ well by hiring people on our own. semester. Murphy said that in some quirements of the Pell Grant. the "We're working' on a Tutorial We hired four people who were not om The Ticker cases the office is not able to award New York State Tuition Awards for program for blind and disabled connected to Baruch in any way at an otherwise eligible student Vietnam Veterans, the Community students with Dr. Rerrone of Stu­ $6 per hour. They were trained for College Tuition Waver Program, dent Personnel/Services." said an hour about the procedures. The • SEEK and other grants and scholar­ Richards. entire election cost us about $600. ships. "I've had students working "Under Senior Affairs we have Dr. SId., Be...... part-time who walk out of my of­ budgeted for our annual awards dean of FAluntion. fice and can't believe that they were dinner and the senior bash. The • eligible for money." said Murphy. government has historically under­ ADLER teacher training and if adopted by The On-Line computer registra­ written a substantial portion of one CUNY's Board of Trustees, they tion system which may be in opera­ Senior Ba~h.'· could have a significant impact on tion by next semester will help the (Continued from the Front Page) teaching in New York City, because Financial Aid office in assuring that it is estimated that more than r ~ If eligible students are informed of 6O~OOO C JOIN OUR 8TAFF OF 1'J; of the teachers in the J: -. their status. "Right now, I have to DSSG school.system have graduated tr ~"m send someone to the Registrar's of­ (Continued from Page A5) the university. . fice to see if a student has enough elected last May, failed to return to Further recommendations outlin­ credits and a proper GPA." The Baruch this fall. ed in The New York Times article computer would enable the office to included: REPORTERS Lester Seidman was elected to j check these, and other things 1. CUNY'"s nine four-year ..one .Unper Council. Paula__ Brad­ .-. ., aut~matie~Uy, said' Mttr-pfty. t Wal~. 'If' "These things are being·done by shaw. Frederika Randall gen-eril- lTher-aT .arts -'re­ hand right now, and it goes slow." Stubbs were elected to (he Lower quirements _for education J.... F. Marplly, Students should apply after Council. Watson was given the students. PHOTOGRAPHERS director of Financial Aid. November 30 for next semester's lower council seat even though she 2. The colleges should , is a junior because she would have \1, because of the student's poor l ..~, grants. For further information, establish combined but, the most serious obstacle pro­ contact the Financial Aid office been a sophomore had she run for undergraduate degrees in hibiting the office from awarding located in Room 206, 155 e.- 46th the position last year. These were which bright students could .. the only people running for the .. students. is that the eligible students St. earn a bachelorts and COPY-EDITORS positions at the meeting. master's degree in education in accelerated time. Dr...... M•.broII. _eclate" of 3. The university should Shldeats and Secretary of the Board of INVESTMENT establish. in conjunction with Directon. the City's Board of Educa­ CRITICS (Continued from the Front Page) tion, a consortium of 'model Jocelyn Murphy, the president of t schools to serve as clinical '. the Evening Session Student last year as the Tridom Investment settings for the preparation ~. Assembly last year was the first stu­ Club. The "Tridom" name had to of student teachers. dent to be nominated and win the be dropped when its president. Tse, 4. The colleges should position of -Chairperson of the formed his company of the same review the coherence of the ARTISTS Board of Directors in the history of name. 1 '.:7# Baruch. . education courses they offer and insure that the courses According "to Dr. Ronald M. reflect the most current Aaron, associate dean or students research concerning effective ~f(~;;4~~~:";;~'>' :'~fX;'%¥SIl:ltt~t~~~lfj~ji~~ and secretary of the Board of Direc­ r-. VOTING teaching practices. Field ex­ , tors, Murphy encountered a few perience, or working in a l8~~$i:~'~~~' P'~'J->····~-~~3l'.,: ,.:',. (Continued from the Front Page) problems while in office last year. school, should occur no later ~ v...... ···· ~ .. , ..«...,., -...... •.~..:..;"'. :....,...,:-....::.,';. '~" . ~;'~7:~·,,#I." ".01OS:-.~.:~660·... ~.,""'- . Adler would have to "observe areas than during the third course . that need improvement from last . .., ,'0£", • '""" ~ .•" ,",. ,.,,, .• ).''''·_ ' ·b·.~.·.· >t:.~·· ..q .-.: , c. ';-:" .. .-.•..•.., , ,_ .,' '..,.. ..,' ~" ",~ ....,..'~ ,~., ,...,.. '..... ••.. . ."~'. .. ., , '.. ~ , ,.•.... , .~ ..".... ".' '.' to recommend that the fee be in­ in education. TJtemimber4pt1d~shBlelitseiUdled·iA~OfClJNY.$e.lIiW..", . creased." He added. "I was very year. A lot depends on a person's I These recommendations are con- rollt!ge.s (EIIll·I9IJfJ..4IIIIli. HESCptut-t1itJe4id ~19,-.a,. pleased with the voter turnout and I ability to cope," said Dean Aaron. tained in a draft report obtained by coIl~fOr 19B7.~ .1, . .. think that it (the increase) will give us Since Adler is "bright and capable. The New York Times. "It is a leak­ And Help The Ticker . .' ",' ..':'.( ,":.,'. more money for programming." his true advantage is that he's been ed draft which is expected to cir­ through it (serving the board) a culate November 10. 1987, " The defendants submitted the Aaron added that "the president year." Aaron went on to say, "This remarked Bergquist. "What claim that there is no law which re­ will first go before a sub-committee gives him a distinct badge." Unlike nas appeared in the newspaper, may LAWSUIT quires college to accede to the use of of the student affairs board in early . Murphy, Adler has no direct affilia­ or may not be what happens. It is the college's name or to provide November, It is at this level where tion with the Student Government . too soon to predict." Reach Its Potential (Continued from Page A5) support for the plaintiffs. most of the debate will take place and this means he will not have to A similar proposal was issued last In an interview, with The New and all the data will be reviewed." wear many hats on the board. year by the Carngie Corporation of ~ . The results of the sub-committee Lester Freundlich. the President York Studen / in February of this Adler is a graduating senior ma­ New York. It called for the elimina­ will go before the full board at the of the Alumni Association, said, year. Sellman stated, "We felt that joring in Advertising. He is a stu­ tion of undergraduate degrees in ­ end of November. "They (BHAA) came asking to be the existing alumni was not meeting dent leader of the Freshmen Seminar education. The proposal was re­ Even with the referendum having treated as separate but equal which our needs." And went on to add, Program and has been for three jected in part because of the teacher been approved by a majority of the is a concept that went out in J954 "They were indifferent to what we years. Adler has also been involved shortage in New Yark City, voting students, it is still up to the with Brown v. Board of considered important." with school plays and he said. "Eliminating the education ma- President to validate the consensus. "Although I didn't receive great -jor may or may not happen." said Education. " The hearing for this case IS to Said Aaron, "If the proper voting reviews, I hope my performance on Bergquist. "The alternative to ... - Mr. Freundlich also said that the take place on November 13. COllie to ROOIll Student Center main issue in this case is Baruch's procedures were followed, if the -the board will receive higher ap­ this. is that students majoring in . 30IF number of students who par­ denial to let the BHAA use President SegalJ said he would praisal than my work in the education should have a double ma­ Baruch's name. or more simply, not not comment on the case until it ticipated was- adequate, if the pro­ theatre.•• Despite the fact that be is jor, which most alread, do or have recognizing the organization. was decided. cess was legitimate, the president involved in a lot of other activities, the equivalent." . l. , l. 1 . '.- October 27, 1987 , ...

ARTS- &- .- - , FEATURES • OCTOBER 27,1987 BARUCH COLLEGE, CUNY PAGEB1 , ! . \ -: Seeing in u. S. Att'yGiu/iani: "Ethics'"

anew By JOHN RICARD . If Rudolph W. Giuliani, United States way Attorney for the Southern District of New York, had his way, a BBA degree would By JOHN RICARD consist of 131 credits instead of 128. "Ethics (should be) a fundamental subject, not an elective," he told a group of about 100 during his keynote address at a Baruch The concept ofcomputers for the visually business forum entitled, "Wall Street Takes " impaired isn't something that scientists are Stock: The Place of Ethics in Business hoping to someday make a reality. On this Practice." campus, it already is. Giuliani went on to say that "the entire When you ask Dr. Luxton, director of burden of teaching proper ethics is not just the .Baruch Computer Center for the the problem of the family, but the govern- Visually Impaired, how a visually impaired '~ent's as well. Government training at the person . uses a computer, she doesn't lowest level should be done. You can teach answer. She turns her chair to face what ap­ ethics to a 7 year-old the same way you pears to be a standard IBM PC. She turns it teach him math. You do it the same way on, and it speaks to her. that Athens and Greece did it." It talks? As one who has investigated many cases .. "Of course, that's the point," she of alleged white collar crime, Giuliani said responds. "Everybody thinks the screen is that ODe ofthe reasons for the largenumber essential. It isn't. Electronically Stored in;.; -of cases he has handled inthis amristhat .formation is. Ir.doesn't matterIf"you get ethics are not a fundamental part of our that information from Braille print, a (com­ society. Most of his cases have involved puter synthesized) voice, or the screen . people wbo have beea professionals for itself." She explains that, using a computer many years only to later become corrupted like the one she is using, "(A blind person) by greed. But, he said one of his most couldopen a file and study it with a sight.ed ­ .disturbing insider trading' cases was the so person, (They) would be equal. If you called -YUppieCase!· 'rntese ·youllgaaca: 'Ulldustalld mat, you've the premise :tbeit-cai'eers willt II belief. tDat -_MINi'~\.'f'.- A~ -.dJ8l.~~ got of' _. • ...... -.. '...... • . .'. this place." . -Was the·..ay to gow'They tboaBht··tIIe 1IioIt: "'--Tbe-t~~,~ltetlhm-tm~tnt1~r1It~ . " 46~" 26-St.. makes available to students­ - _.. _-_._...- ----...... ~ computers that can translate class texts and Giuliani said the belief tbat money is the tests into Braille. Visualtek, a closed circuit only thing of importance has caused a wesday, October 27 television that can enlarge textbook print "shocking display of criminal behavior onto a viewscreen is also available. In addi­ among business people." He sited one case 155 East 24th Street - Rm. 522 tion, the center features a Kurzweil Reading a few years ago ofa $90 million tax evasion. Machine that can read class materials and "When I saw the case I was shocked by the typed originals out loud. level of the evasion. I thought it would be John J. Dilvleo, director of the Educa­ , . GIlJ·LJANI: ETHICAL EDUCATlO/\ tional Computer Center. likens the Com­ on page B4 puter Center for the Visually Impaired to an U.S. Attomey Rudolph Giuliani veiectronic ramp." "When People see \\ednesday, October 28 stairs tbey wonder how a wheelchair person will gain access," he said. "We want that By NANNErIE GORDON dustry in the United States today is using 111 East-18th Street • 10th Floor same awareness (to exist) when people see a political influence to acquire wealthby tak­ computer. How could a blind person han- "All the countries, not all the people, are Third World ing it from someone else. dle this?" poorer," remarked Professor Tullock at a "Businessmen benefit from the growth By teaching visually impaired students lecture recently held at Baruch on "Why of government in the sense that competition how to use specially adapted computers, Are Backward Countries Backward." is made less vigorous, even if it is accom­ DiMeo hopes to "mainstream the blind Gordon Tullock, a professor of -Economies panied by some criticism of the Thursday, October 29 students." He said, "We use a good por­ economics at the University of Arizona, is businessmen, themselves. In general, they tion of our budget to equip standard also a Philip Morris Society Distinguished are willing to put up with the criticism pro­ Student Activities Center machines to be accessible to the visually im­ Visiting Professor. His first contact with viding their profits go up. The farmers are 137 East 22nd Street - 2nd Floor paired." the poor part of the world occurred in American. not told by politicians that they are being All .that is needed to transform a stan­ China; one year under the nationalist regulated because politicians fear the dard IBM PC is a special card and a voice government and another year with the com­ farmers would engage in some kind of bad box said Luxton. The "electronic ramp" munist government. He also spent 18 mon­ Parallels? behavior. It is not that businessmen have that is provided by the specially adapted ths with President Rhee of Korea. lower morals than farmers. Rather it is that 9:00 AM. - 4:15 PeM. computers has "opened the entire business Referring to his first contacts with the they have less political clout then farmers community to the blind," said DiMeo. poor part oJ the world, Tullock said that should be particularly apologetic about our and. hence, it is safe to make nasty cracks Baruch's efforts in this field include the "In all three of these governments people farm program," continued Tullock. about them," he said. publication of the resource guide, Com­ ~ were desperately poor and in aH three of "When I am abroad anti run into anyone Professor Tullock continued to explain puter Equipment and Aids for the Blind them the government was a Powerful who criticizes the United States, I always this phenomena, which currently is referred The lust 300 donors will receive a stuffed lion. and VLSIUlJ/y Impaired. According to Lois economic actor. Indeed, in a real sense the reply, 'What about your farm program?'. to by economists as "rent seeking." He in­ Henry, coordinator of information and government ran the economy. This situa­ All countries have terrible agricultural pro­ dicated that "essentially the term deals with marketing for the center, and one of the tion has remained true in China. But, in the grams. Bad as ours is, it pales in com­ an industry getting special privileges book's editors, it is "the only one of it's fragment of nationalist China which still ex­ parison with that of the European Common mainly from the government but sometimes kind." The book. lists all of the hardware ists, Taiwan, and in South Korea the Market or that of Japan," he said. by private monopolistic activities which are and software tbat can be used for the . government is now much less important in "Our agricultural program is. in essence, profitable to the people who get the .. visually impaired. It is marketed .to the economy." a modern democratic version of the 'play. privilege but when looked atthe country as businesses as well as government and In comparing the governments in an of il1l card mOftOPC'ly.' A group'of people a whole" have a negative payoff. The farm To Schedule an Appointment. private agencies, Europe-in the year 1500 and today, Tullock who have poHticaI influence, in this case program. is an almost perfect example of Speaking on behalf of herself and other explained that the difference is that the farmers,' and particularly the larger fanners, the restriction." Contact: Baruch Conege visua11yimpaired persons, Luxton said, "In governments of 1500engaged in a great deal have arranged to set up a govemment­ Tullock mentioned Ann Kreuger who sponsored monopoly," Tullock. It is the past, the real problem was information. of economic regu1ation of various sorts and said conducted some studies ill tbe worse than the playing card monopoly Student Activities Center-lbD.l04. We couldn't read the printed page. We were in a great deal of income trusfers which UDderdeveioped .part of the world. He because in this case not ()n1y is production dependant on other people. I'm not were not simply efforts to bdp the poor. stated that '6she measured the net social 725-3057. These regUlations' tended to stranIIe the restricted, but the govenment adUaIly pur. cost of the foreip 'excbaDae certificate iD- -- anymore." \ economy and slowed growth. chases· a Iaqe part of tIIat productioD in . ..\ And oeither is any visually impaired stu­ ! order to keep prices 1bis major in- 1 dent on the Baruch College campus. "There is DO reason why Americans biab.· S. THIRD WORLD on PC- M

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.BUSINESS TO Business to Business is an affilia­ pIe aren't paying as much attention to MTV tion of the Business Professional because it has become inherent in our TEACH TO TEACH __I'YSIJiiiiiEiiilS.SL.-_ Advertising Association. It is a culture. We have to make the artist also Sortito, an animated and lively speaker. 65-year-old association of some By BILL MORAN believe it is still a powerful. medium, since it offered advice to students. She said, "The 5.000 advertising marketing com­ MTV style best advice I can give you is to develop em­ On October 29 during club hours is no longer a new medium. We are trying. Professor Sheila Goldman. district manager munications and marketing profes­ to get the artist more involved in the pro­ pathy. I used to' sit at meetings and watch MTV has cut itself a nice niche in today's has permeated; for AT&T, will tell how to be a sue- sionals engaged in business to pop culture. Today. MTV can be seen and mos. There is also a big campaign by us in who got the attention and why, so I could business selling. They provide the adopt those qualities." . a model of .cess in the business world. The talk. heard, not only on cable television. Their it's now trying to find something as big as the song student chapter (BTB) with She also suggested networking yourself sponsored by the Business to logo is seen and heard on record promos 'I Want My MTV,' which happened by ac­ speakers. internship programs and and keeping in touch with people who can classroom Business Marketing Society. will be and jackets. Popular rock groups such as generic cident," said Sortito. so much more. help you down the road. "Get involved held in Room 831 in 46 E. 26th St. Dire Straits sing about their desire for MTV "The long term for MTV is to stay in performance Come to Room 839 at 46 E. 26th in their song "I Want My MTV." cable." According to Sortito, "Cable is with as many extracurricular activities as Providing helpful insights into St. for more information. Although possible. The people and the professors you Karen Sortito, national marketing and The second tape gave a history of MTV best suited for our needs; some of our the business world, the Business to BTB usually meets during club meet might also be able to help you in your advertising manager fOI1 MTV.. was the and was meant to appeal to possible buyers videos would be censored on regular TV." By JOHN RICARD Business Marketing Society hopes hours. look for flyers posting career pursuits." guest speaker at a meeting sponsored by the of ad space. The tape disclosed that MTV Sortito also believes that cable TV is the to inform students about exciting special guest speakers and upcom­ Advertising Society, American Marketing reaches 40 million viewers"and has a target best area for jobs right now because it is a fields in marketing. Professional ing events. -John Mirrione Last vear, hundreds of professors taught at Society, Business to Business Society ~ market of 12-34 year olds. In 1981. Fortune growing medium. business people lecture on topics Baruch College. Only one was awarded the Foreign Trade Society and Turkish Club. magazine named MTV as its "Product of that club members chose. ranging Baruch College Presidential Excellence -Sortito came to discuss all aspects or the Year," and in 1984. Marketing Media from current business trends to how Decisions named MTV its "top marketing Award for Distinguished Teaching. \7r.£i.s. MTV. She addressed the impact of to become a success in the business success." Management professor and Harvard MTV on today's pop culture saying, "MTV world. graduate, Richard Kopelman was given that Ba r uch's Visually 1mpaired is only six years old and has become an en­ Hoping to impress possible advertisers, Business to business is the process award at commencement ceremonies last Students Integrating Society vironmental term. A lot of pop culture has the tape discussed the success they had with of one business selling their pro­ contests. For example, MTV received over June. (v.r.s./.s.) is conducting a copied the style of MTV. for example; ducts. goods or services to another 14 million postcards for the Madonna. volunteer drive this fall to help pro­ Miami Vice is almost MTV style. When His teaching style is simple, but effective. business. Companies big in this Make My Video contest and 1 million mote the awareness of their club and people think of MTV a certain image is pro­ He began one management class recently by method of selling are IBM and responded for a Bruce Springsteen CD give to boost membership. jected. It's like Xerox. When someone writing "the day's agenda on the board. He Proctor & Gamble. These com­ away. They also tried to attract advertisers Volunteers would hlep tutor the wants a photostat they usually ask for a then took attendance and distributed a han­ panie-s have been recruiting Baruch Xerox instead. MTV also projects that by airing clips from Spring Break at dout featuring sample questions from the professor Richard Kopelman students each year. (Continued Oil Page 86) same kind of name recognition within their Daytona or at Hedonism. While at Spring forthcoming midterm. "This is handout own industry." Break and Hedonism. marketing ploys were Number 14, for those of you keeping Sortito brought two promotional tapes to used so that ad sales were successful. MTV track." he told the class. present MTV. The first tape was for people­ would use an advertiser's product to host The questions on the handout read as a not familiar with MTV. The second. a promo an event. For example, Volkswagon was in­ collection of hard to pronounce words for attracting advertisers to MTV. corporated into Spring Break by holding an assembled at random. Question one: The first tape, five minutes long. showed event to see how many people would fit in a "Describe briefly the concept of rock stars announcing how much they like Volkswagon. sociometric interaction utilizing the optimal MTV. It describes the format MTV uses in After the tapes. Sortito discussed the leader-keyman distance, visualized as the its daily programming and introduces new beginning of MTV. She said. "There was a hypothesized" sum of the distances programs. MTV isn't just short videos struggle in 1981 to get affiliates to carry engendered by and resulting from a par­ anymore. They are introducing string pro­ MTV. because it was loud rock- n-roll. ticular interpersonal choice." gramming which will include 30 minute Some people also felt that MTV takes away long shows, such as game shows and from the imagination of just listening to the a "dance party... artist. But we cornered the market and we A still feel we have that corner." She also mentioned some of the problems Fighting for their cause at the Club teaching style that are causing MTV's ratings to slip. "Peo- Fair 011 October 15. that's simple, yet effective.

As the class attempted to decipher• Kopelman put a check next to "Handout Your Neighbor 14" on the agenda list. He moved on to cur­ NON-SELLtNG -OPPORlUNtTtES rent events, second of seven items on the agenda. Today current events was a com­ FULL &·PART TIME parison of American and Russian hotel ser­ vice. It came in the form of an ad from a No one ever forgets a gift from Bloomingdale's. The name alone The Swedenborg Foundation Inc. popliar business magazine and an article means style Now you can be at the top ~f your own list with a from a recent New York Tunes. TIle next two full or part- time easy scheduled opportunity In: items on the agenda, Handouts 15 and 16. were taken from the magazine National • SALES • STOCK • CENTRAL WRAP Lampoon and the cartoon page of another • FOOD SERVICE • RECEIVING magazine. Come celebrate the season in a wonderland setting. In ad­ Cordially Invites You To Visit Our NEW Bookstore Kopelman is a well organized teacher" dition to our friendly staff who add to the festive ambiance, who plans out his course of action very you'll enjoy: carefully. His teaching style impressed the Baruch administration so, that not only did • HIGHLY COMPETITIVE STARTING SALARY Browse Through Books by: they give him the Presidential Excellence • STORE-WIDE DISCOUNT Award but also requested that he give a speech to new faculty members on his After aiL isn't enjoyment what the holidays are all about? philosophy of teaching. Join us by applying at: Personnel Department. Monday Kopelman covered about 10 different through 5aturda~ 9 AM to 1 PM at 3 PM to 5 PM. Monday William Blake Joseph Campbell Ralph Waldo Emerson points at that lecture. he says. One of those at Thursday, 3 PM fo 7 PM points, "Organization," is something that Kopelman utilizes every day each class ses­ You maynever want the season to end. sion. "I think a teacher has to be well Benjamin Franklin Robert Frost William James organized." he says. "Sometimes students 160 EAST 60TH STREET are simply given assigned topics with a list NEW YORK, N.~ of readings. That reminds me of a high school band. You start together "and hope you end together. I prefer to be more Carl G. Jung Czeslaw Milosz Edgar Allen Poe methodical. My students know exactly what they have to do, and when they have to do blCIDmingdole's it. They know what's expected of them." Kopelman explains some of the other Iik no ofk,i ~.~ in Ik UKJtld. points he covered in that lecture: \\'p are an equal opportunity employer m / f Emanuel Swedenborg and others Multiple Media "When I'm doing the ~!"-'- material on communication (in the business world), I'll do an exercise in class to illustrate the points I want to make. Then I'll have the students do a case study involv­ 139 East 23rd Street ing two People who are failing to com­ municate. Then, in the graduate classes. 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The Ticker October 27, i987 October27, 1987 TbeTicker P.le~ FEATURES -, ARTS c take.from four to two or three years to told you that Led Zel?J?cli,n were going to perform with John Bonhams son at the Rap~ resources and that perhaps it's better this develop the antibody. You can be negative BOwie Rap way. Peter Hook has already begun assess­ now and later be positive. It is an helm and carry on as if nothing happen Thir-d World As David Bowie's tour came to an end -, ing his other projects and rumor has it that anonymous test. No one is identified by would it be just to John Bonham. What if and when all things were thought to be well he is close to signing a record deal. name, only by a number," he said. Elion The Beatles decided to ask Julian to fill (Continued from page B /) further expressed that he is against the lUlike dear old dads place would that be right? I a supposed victim has surprisingly surfaced. "mail test" for AIDS because of its limita­ don't think so because this type of devia­ This so called victim is claiming that David Bowie raped her. The supposed incident stitution.' Fortunately, we do not have it in tions. "It gives a false sense of security and tion would lead to replacement of Jim Mor­ the United States but many of the hope. You have to talk to a human being rison who happens to be in a revival right took place on the 9th of October just two CommeDls days before the end of the tour at a party underdeveloped countries have it. She came face to face about it. This cannot be done now, maybe while they're at it somebody thrown by drummer Alan Childs at a hotel to the conclusion that this is one particular through the mail." . On Friday October the 9th I attended the can find a Jirni or a Janis for us. in Dallas. example of the kind of thing we have been Susan Rosenthal, director of AIDS Lynyrd Skynyrd tribute concert and before When you think about it anyone is The women claims that Bowie kissed her talking about, which cost India seven and a Prevention and Counseling in New York the show I thought to myself: is this really replacable but for what reason is the impor­ against her will, but that has willingly ac- half percent of its GNP and Turkey 15 City, indicated that "at least a half a right? We'll I couldn't decide as to who it rant.concept. If Led Zeppelin reunites for percent of its GNP. These are not small million people in New York are probably was right for. If it was for the fans, the the passing of Bonham well thats O.K. or if numbers and when you realize this is simply infected with the virus." She demonstrated band, or the fallen I:'eros of the band the Beatles-do that for John Lennon I." can one of the ways in which rent seeking goes the use of a condom which has been recom­ everybody loves. As most or you know ten see it as fit. on you can see one of the basic reasons why mended to prevent the spread of AIDS. years ago a horrible plane crash. claimed the the poorer part of the world is poor," Elion also pointed out that a woman who lives of Ronnie Van Zant, Steven Gaines, I really hope that Lynyrd Skynyrd _and pointed out Tullock. is infected with the virus can transmit the Cassie Gaines, Assistant. Road Manager Co, decide against reforming because it just wouldn't be right to- the deceased, the fans, Peter Hook exp••ned that New Order's break8P "Currently," he continued, "in most disease to her unborn baby if she becomes Dean Kilpatrick, and the planes two pilots. is for the best.

or themselves. Keep that in mind when you ,_.~, parts of the world the functions of restric­ pregnant. He indicated that at least 50 per­ .: ..,. I couldn't figure out, with all the above • ", 0), .' • attend a concert like this. Remember that .~'. . ting trade, raising prices and generally mak­ cent of children born to women with AIDS ideas in mind whether this tribute was right. " ' .. «-.-.....;. " v: Bernard Albercht has already signed a most of Lynyrd Skynyrds material was in­ . , ~ ing the economy less efficient.is overwhelm­ are infected with the virus. What I mean is can you just replace these ',-;,0.. solo deal and will be promoting his own ingly a governmental, rather than a private Provost Paul Le Clerc suggested that if people and go on the road and say this is the deed written by Ronnie Van Zant, Allen F= material through most of 1988. activity." - anyone has any questions or needs further new band. Collins, and Steven Gaines so who would ~ On a final note: the band are rehearsing information about AIDS, they can visit the As we approached the Nassau Colliseum do the writting of new material? Obviously c: new material for their last record which not them. ~ Medical Office at Baruch which is located I could feel the energy even in the parking J would wrap up their contractual commit­ at 17 Lexington Ave. lot. The fans were excited to see a show '1 mente The first single "Touched By The ~ which has been postponed for some 10 Hand Of God" will be released sometime AIDS ... .. " '" years, and inside the arena the crowd was next month. I • . ..-.... \ ..... -..-- u, Cool J in the Clear

\ relaxed until the lights dimmed after the (Continued from page 85) , - .. ,. " . - .. Rossington band who opened the show left LL Cool J is in the clear after being taken The Surgeon General says, ••Speak to the the stage. The giant overhead video screens to court by a disturbed individual, showed some vintgage footage of the band Lawrence Humphrey, who claims that he people in a way they understand." Referr­ "'~' (Continued Iron1 page 83) 1" •• :r. ing to this statement, Elion pointed out that in its original form. Every time Ronnie Van wrote the songs on LL Cool J's Radio LP "laws and policies contain the epidemick. visually impaired students in various Zant's face flashed on the screen the crowd and. that LL Cool J was his stage name We have the tools. We know how to stop subjects. read small rim materials responded with an uproar. before it belonged to its current owner. the transmission. You need to educate out loud. etc. V./.S.l.S. is in great yourself. We need millions of dollars for need of volunteers. Anyone interested is asked to call education, but the government won't pay ', . tv and the job interview will be Ms. for it. But you can educate yourself and 725-4458. If you prefer. 1/./.5.1.5. Sue Gorbunoff, a group counscler others." meets in Room 1715 in 360 Park David Bowie has been cha~ed with rape. Ave. So. every Thursday during from the International Center for ,...... -. Speaking about the AIDS test, Elion in­ '''':r. ~"~""~'"•.. " .~._-~._.. ~~~~_.,._.-Ao: •• .;.tW; o-Y ...... ~~"" ...... _ ....,.~...... -...... ,.,.-~---t against Mr. Bowieuntil the following Mon­ day. Donors Wanted The people in the Bowie camp are assum­ New Releases ing that she is a disturbed groupie and that Carlos Santana- "Blues For Salvador", she is probably seeking some media atten­ Belinda Carlisle - "Heaven On Earth". The Semen will be used for artificial insemination Career Trek·' TIle SBlitlls, 18 the slladow of their bmlkap, are No.2 this week. tion. Alarm - "Eye Of The Hurricane", Martha Davis - "Policy", Love & Rockets - "Earth Finally at 9: 15 the band took the stage for couples who cannot have children due to The judge in a Manhattan federal court Sun Moon", Age Of Chance - "One Thou­ and the crowd was afire screaming even branded Humphrey as a liar and that the sand Years Of Trouble", Black Uhuru ­ before the first note was struck. What is it male infertility. man was living in a fantasy world. He "Positive", Nitzer Ebb - "That Total going to be like I thought to myself, and claimed that he and LL Cool J had attended ~ Age". what a surprise it was because it was just as school together but .the records show that ~ good as the original band if not better. That he was never within 30 miles of LL Cool J. c All donor types.are needed, ~ thought is scary because the member of this .The whole thing seems to stem from an ap­ -r¥ band were not of the original band leading parent offer by Humphrey to LL Cool J of ~ Accepted donors are paid me to realise that anyone anyone can be $2,000 to playa show for his brother which College Top Ten w replaced. LL Cool J denied him. #1) The set was a collection of best of and The ironic thing about this is the court -c Ifl) For Information Call what an enthusiastic reception the crowd cost which was incurred by LL Cool J. He gave them. It seems that perhaps they has filed a reversal suit to try and collect the #3) Idant Laboratories forgot what happened 10 years ago. The court costs, but Mr. Humphrey has #4) replacement members were Johnny Van relatively no money, so LL Cool J will suf­ #5) 430 Zant filling his brothers shoes on vocals, Ed fer a loss not only of time, but of money. #6) King who was an original member playing Something should be done to protect ar­ LL CeoI J Is desred in a plagiarism suit. in Steve Gaines shadow, and Randall Hall tists in these legal cases, so that their losses In) ~***************************************~. ..r "' .. » ..... :-: ~ . filling in for a paralyzed Allen Collins. The would be covered by the plaintiff upon the #8) : J'_OMENS' HEALTH CENTER : other members of the band were of the loss of the case, and if the plaintiff doesn't U2 Notes .Come to the Offic& of·Career SeMGe&(SBP~)l' 360 Park Avenue SOuth ·Room-+S2t '.: .. original band and they looked shaken at have the funds the attorney should, if he #9) . .,.. '., . l' . _. .., times, probably because the whole outfit feels that the case is a case of substance, French songwriter Jean-Marc Mariolle is • • to learn about }GIJr'futUre~.:' :vvE OFFER SAFE QUALITY GYNECOLOGY & ABORTION: was tighter than the old band had ever take responsibility for the court costs. claiming that U2 has stolen his song and #10) been. I think this was partially due to the recorded it as U I Still Haven't Found What :SERVICES. OUR CENTER, A MODERN N.Y. STATE : fact that most of the band members have I'm Looking For." U2's publishers, Blue :LICENS~D Spon$ored by the Office of Career Servi~s aged and also they have cleaned their act up Mountain Music, are waiting for Mr. FACILITY, OFFERS EXPERT CARE BY : Mariolle to find himself an attorney so that School of Businessand Public Administration and for the most part seem to be traveling .PROFESSIONAL PERSONNEL. • "the straight and narrow. Ed King warned of this matter can be handled the right way. the horrible effect that drugs had on him Mr. Mariolle claims that he sent them the .. tape in 198i, but that the tape was sent back ·• PREGNANCY TESTS ARE FREE • • # • .".....;.">;., ...... , ••••• which forced him to leave the band early on : (212)758-6110 : in Lynyrd Skynyrd's career. because it did'not come in through the right The end of the show was handled in a chanels, : MON-SAT, AND EVENING APPOINTMENTS : respectful fashion by playing an instrumen­ Another interesting U2 note: the double ' .. tal Freebird as a tribute to the fallen ones. live will not be released until after christmas • • The crowed supplied the lyrics as the band as per Island records request. ·Jt CENTER FOR REPRODUCTIVE AND SEXUAL HEALTH, INC..... played its anthem. : 10 EAST 21st STREET : Now that I have given you this detailed account of what the show was like whats . .. NEW YORK, N.Y. 10010 • the comment. I want to make? Well I en­ -New Order Disbands .. joyed the show and felt that if this band New Order, one of Manchester's most . ,,

twenty years of life on the road, fame, ing bodies. The final conflict come down to music, and his life's priorities. a confrontation between good and evil. Foghat Aftersuch success, why did the band take The Hidden was wrrtten by Jack Sholder, a hiatus in 1982? Was it solely because you the director of A Nightmare \.J17 Elm Street wanted to enjoy yourselves GI a slower 2: Freddy's Revenge Alone In The Dark. pace? Sholder loves to throw in exciting car chases inFocus . Personally, I had been on the road con­ to interest the audience. "In the first chase stantly since 1971 with Foghat, since '65 " scene, I was going by the script," Sho1der By MARK CALLAHAN By GARY BORRESS with Savoy Brown. You get bored. That explained after the movie, "but the last part was part of it. Here's a story for you. I of that scene, I was instructed to 00 as I Do you love a good car chase? Do you Foghat has survived. The 19705 brought came home from one of our last tours and I pleased and I really had fun with it. " with it many pure rock and roll bands and walked up to the house and my daughter enjoy a movie with a little of everything in Foghat is one of the few still recording and was at the door. I said hello and she replied, it? Would you like to see a movie that is a actively touring. Since their formation in "Yes." "I'm vour father:' I said. That cross between The Terminator and Alien? 1970, Foghat has sold nearly ten million told me to take-a good look around and put Well, if you do, then The Hidden is for you. albums sparked by such hits as "Fool For everything in its place. The Hidden, starring Michael Nouri and The City," "Stone Blue," and "Slow Kyle MacLachlan, involves two detectives i, Ride." It all started after the demise of Did you play during the three years off? who are in search of a killer. This is not as Mort SahI, vetenw politicai saUrlst, emerged oat of the JewiSh .atelllamtsitl. I Savoy Brown, whose core went on to form For the first two years I did nothing. I After ..II, II·yean, FOJhal Is stili....stroIIg. simple a plot that one may think, though. t Foghat. The ensemble quickly garnered a hadn't picked up a drum stick. Then Marc ferent singer now than fifteen years ago and record is great. The new Aerosmith stuff is The killer is really an alien from another J planet who is hiding on earth by taking over reputation for their relentless touring O. Hildonen asked me to join the "Jam that's about 'the only difference. We play fantastic. It is Aerosmith at their best. I like J schedule, lasting for years at a time, with Band", which had Charlie Farren (Far­ new stuff now but we always play the songs a lot of old stuff as well. human's bodies. The alien will stay in a par­ f the band recording during _their time off'. renheit), Jon Butcher, and rhythm and that were popular back then. Mort Sahl Return·s ticular body until the body becomes so bad­ I They released fourteen albums between blues legend James Montgomery as well. You have six gold records, four platinum ly damaged that it has to transform to t 1970 and 1982, six went gold and four went That went on for six months and then Ifpeople could take home one qualityfrom records, and have touredall over the world. another. Special effects of this. transforma­ platinum. In late 1982 the band decided to Charlie and Jon went off to record their your live show what would it be? What do you feel is left to accomplish? tion were excellent in the opening scenes, take a few years off to relax and enjoy the new albums and I really enjoyed playing A good time. That is the most important The band has certainly done a lot ofgood The alien slithered through the mouth of I ­ fruits of their twelve years' of hard work. again. Marco became Foghat's new To Broadway one body to another. thing. That is what music is about. We are things. Now I'm in it more for the enjoy­ During this rest period the band released manager and soon afterward we were back out there for the people to enjoy. We don't ment. I can look back now as a wiser per­ The two detectives, Tom Beck (Michael I Zig Zag Walk on Warner Brothers Records on the road. play no stinkin' ballads. We never have and son. I am really looking forward to getting By ROBYN ELLEN HENZEL Nouri) and Lloyd Gallagher (Kyle J to maintain public interest. MacLachlan) had their work cut out for f we never will. Our show is a rock and roll this new album finished and released. I In his own words, Mort Sahl is "allergic must remember that he emerged out of the i Three years proved to be enough of a rest Was it the same when you got back them as they chased the alien from one show and people have to enjoy that. We would really like to do another live album. I to the majority." He has made a career out Jewish Intelligentsia and is a graduate of an IIeck....C...... try totlad••deBwho takes f and by early 1986 the band embarked on together? body to another. The circumstance that have always been a live band. We tour con­ feel Foghat always did well live and our'live of taking massive, heavily loaded, political era where these particular liberals saw over people's bodies. their first national tour in four years. The Yeah. When you play in a band for so made the whole ordeal impossible is that stantly and have a good time and want the. record is one of my favorites. swipes at everyone. This time aro~d, Sahl themselves as the conscience and the voice In general, the movie showed great newest member of Foghat, lead vocalist EJ . long the connections you make with the Beck had no idea that he was chasing- an I crowd to do the same. hits Hollywood. liberals, conservatives, of social reform. We don't feel cheated potential to be ahit with the general public. Burgeson, along with longtime members songs and other musicians never really get alien. He became extremely confused when l What is the best thing about being in yuppies and the Reagan Administration. after his performance - Mort hasn't sold It has an interesting plot that keeps the au­ ! Erik Cartwright (guitar and vocals), Craig broken. It was refreshing and new but old totally law abiding citizens suddenly What's next in terms ofrecorded material? Foghat? From the moment he.steps out onto a bare, out. He remains loyal to his Alma Mater. dience wanting more. It is filled with non ­ ·r McGregor (bass and vocals) and Roger Earl at the same time. It felt good again. became robbing and killing machines. Only I We are currently recording our new That I'm having a good time. Not just propless stage into the lone spotlight, he is Mort Sahl is a master storyteller, stop action and humor thrown in when least (drums) renewed their commitment to their album. It should be out by the end of this here and there, but day to day. Our Gallagher knew what they were after and expected which makes it even funnier. The · previous rock and roll lifestyle of constant How do you compare Foghat's sound now relentless in his attack. although he has never achieved a wider, how to kill it. A special sort of ray gun had Hidden will be open to the public on Friday year. As a matter of fact, I am 'partial to manager travels with us, which is very rare. This Broadway run is particularly rele­ more material success than he is experienc­ touring that made Foghat great at the with say fifteen years ago? We have a great team with Marco and our to be used on the alien while he was chang- October 23. calling it "We Don't Play No Stinkin ' vant at this time. This is an election year, ing today. He is not a nasty, bitter satirist. beginning. It's pretty much the same. We are very publicist, Kathei Logue. Everyone's work­ Ballads." It·" got eleven songs and guess and a very important presidential decision Mr. Sahl radiates warmth. He humanizes f Founding member Roger Earl reflects on much a rock and roll band. We have a dif- what? Not one of them is ballad. ing together well. , is going to 'be made. We have experienced his victims, jovially weaving his story and i an era of mindless consumerism and animating a scene before he deftly moves in Where do you see Foghat and yourselffive Are you currently on tour? materialism for its own sake which has run for the kill. or len years from now? We are about to start a tour with The an unchecked course through our society. We almost feel privileged to be drawn into Well Rocking, of course. What else? I Outlaws and Steppenwolf that will take us This unchecked course has left political Mort's view of things. His expertise puts us tried mowing the lawn when I had time off through Christmas. Through the early part danger and social distaste in its wake. on a first name basis with so many famous and I wasn't accomplished at it. I love my ~ of the tour we will be finishing up the Although extremely relevant. this kind of names, both in Hollywood and family and I love rock and roll and beer and record on our days off. material plays well in New York and L. A. Washington, one almost feels as if they ) Jack Daniels. I would' like to do some more - it'&· a-bitzoo extreme. wr. awider.au­ bave.caughr.a .rare.se.cret~int,Q..an-_. __ --J Who are some of your favorite current 'albums. 1 guess more of whatThave been imimate gazebo ata very exclusivegarden f groups? doing with Foghat for the better part of dience. t Mr. Sahl is a veteran political satirist with party, I really like Steve Windwood. His new twenty years. a significant message to impart to his au­ If you see the show, be prepared to laugh _II 1111 dience - he wants us to keep our eyes open and laugh during the performance, but also and on our leaders. His comments on the be prepared for the introspective period II synthesizers for recording (for example evolution of the presidency best. illustrate that will inevitably follow such a barrageof - Swing Out Stacey Q). his concern for the state of the union: questioning of the great and powerful. This As I listened to II's Beller To Travel, I "Washington couldn't ·tell a lie. Nixon is Mr. Sahl's real victory. and his primary noticed that the music is very complex. At couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan doesn't objective. Mr. Sahl has perhaps suffered Swings In times. it is even busy. I had hoped that the know the difference." for his outspoken views, but is still band would deliver a more rninirnalistic To understand where Mr. Sahl fits in, we laughing, and will make you laugh too. tune. "Blue Moody," the band's first U.K. j It's Beller To Travel - Swin~ Out Sister single, was the answer to my minimalist . comprehend the idea -of Communism ically that is) out of among others Reagan. i (Mercury) amateurish. The program is comprised of wishes. With the music reduced to a tight because they are conditioned to -believe North and Casey, some of the best numbers "Reagan Is 30 skits, performed without an intermission government propaganda. If all this sounds are the musical ones in which two male t i When I first wrote this review of Swin~ by over 100 talented and exuberant cast very radical and unbelievable, you may be singers. use their impressive voices as well i into Out Sister's debut record. It's Beller To members. All the entertainers appear to be surprised at how wen targeted the skits are as the driving beat of the back-up band to \ Travel, I thought it was a great album. I adept (whether they are amateurs or not) at and how much they ring true. deliver their points. In one song. "How the figured the first single, "Breakout." would A Fascist" every level of performing, be it acting, sing- In one segment entitled Poor Get Dead," the lyrics show how the be in the Top 40 in a month or so. and the By CAITLIN MOLLISON "Backwardsland" two women engage in a poor suffer at the expense of the rich. album would slowly work its way up the hilarious dialogue where everything is Bernie Goetz, racist to the core. album charts. By the time this article is Blood 'N Guts Capers meant to mean the opposite of what is ac­ Ollie Noab the rich man's whore. printed, II's Beller To Travel will be around The Fourth Wall Theater tually said.-One worn-an sneezes, the other One of the audience favorites was number "53 on the album' charts and 79 East 4th Street e says, "Goddamn you" and Oliver North is "Breakout" will be at about number 18 in "Thank You U.S. of A. in which a man is Phone: 254-5060 > called Ollie South. One woman asks the its third week on Billboards Top 40. CIl: other if she's heard about his testifying at dressed as a teenage girl from the 1950s complete with a poodle skirt. In a take-off Swing Out Sister is difficult to compare A spotlighted piano player c?eerfully ~ the Iran/Contra hearings. The other of Sha Na Na, he sarcastically sings his way or classify. They have an original English plays the instrument as accompaniment to Eo: woman replies. ·"Only what I didn't hear on dance sound. with a touch of latin. soul. ~ through a song which thanks the United the comic sketches and skits. Members of TV." Woman one says. "Well he certainly ·~ States for the privilege of having napalm. and jazz. Corinne Drewery. the band's the cast pop out of a window befo~e e~ch proves Reagan isn't responsible for lead singer. has a smooth, soothing voice segment dressedin various get-ups WIth title < anything." Two says. "Yes he's irresponsi­ bombs, AIDS and star wars. i Members "of Baruch's own Student that delivers the vocals with amazing feel­ cards. During the musical num~rs the ~ ble for everything." Center Program beard attended the perfor­ ing. Comparing Corinne to someone more talented group of performers sml~ and ~ In another episode. "The Weather I One bite ofUno's deep dish up with a generous blend of mance to decide whether or not to bring the familiar is impossible because of the way jump around to the beat of the mu.slc. T.he - Report" the newswoman tells us she is us­ i ~ ~ ~ show to the as the company does pizza and you'll fall for 'L Z E IfI cheeses. fresh vegetables she puts a song across, so I will not even try. mood of this "comedy revue," as It is bill­ ~ ing the' Reagan typewriter. "With no college j I am not the only one that has trouble perform at universities. I am not convinced it. too. First. we line ~ --'·-I-~-" /.,------., . and the finest meats. ed is very tight and entertaining. The sub­ memory and no colon." In the skit, Idaho it would be an altogether safe idea to pre­ classifying Swing Out Sister- I first heard je~ts addressed in Blood 'N Guts Capers, secedes from the union and the United Y sent Blood 'N Ollis CQfJf!f'S at Baruch as it ~~~~~~~ur ~.;J on~~;;h~~~t~a:;~:~ the band's current single, "Breakout," on however, are far from humorous. _ aem ...., 0Ifftr NortIi~ eeorae ...... States launches a full-scale naval attack. :11\0 WPIX (soft rock), then on WPLJ (Top 40). Lead singer "CorIolit Drewery ....y have tile sex­ The Fourth Wall Repertory Company others faD allder 'Ioap, IIanb ud.. 1dIari08S "But Idaho is landlocked." says the might cause a near riot among conservative business majors to witness attacks on the crust. Then we fill it RESTAtJRANT a BAR experiences at Uno's. I first saw the video on VH-l. then MTV. iest voice in music today. has entered its 11th year of political theater SCI'1IUay laBlood 'N' Gats Capers. newswoman. "Well somebody ought to tell Whatever the classification, the band is things they hold 50 sacred. On the other rhythm, Corinne's voice is allowed to shine and has been performing repertory at the ing or playing at least one instrument. The President Reagan;" replies - the weather making a big splash in the U.S. hand, it might just force them to ponder on .... til ... .\ l, ...."") . 5 o R. I l~ I :\ :\ I n E F f' DIS H ~I 1 Z L \ through. Her voice is hard to describe. Fourth Wall Theater (formerly the Truck presentation is performed ~baret-stylea.nd man shrilly. We 'are asked what is the dif­ "Breakout" is an excellent dance pop some very unsett ling social and political -you'll just have to hear it for yourself. and Warehouse Theater) for seven years. the cast displays an energetic and aggressive ference between a porcupine and 693 Sunrise Highway 107-18 70th Rd. 391 6th Ave. song. Synthesizer whiz, Andy Connell. uses situations'that are found in and supported tt's Beller To Travel entered the U.K. The actors are volunteers, as are all the approach to theater that at the least makes Washington D.C. The answer: "On a por­ Lynbrook Forest Hills Greenwich Village a variety of synths to create the tasty horn, by the United States. album charts at number I, an incredible others who work on every aspect of the pro­ the audience leave laughing; at the most cupine the pricks are 0[1 the outside." The bass and string lines heard throughout the feat for any album, much less a debut. Of ductions, and use the forum of theater to they leave with a more questioning attitude skits ends when the audience is told to , record. After- listening to the album. you the nine songs 011 the record, five are bet­ express their political views. About 250 towards our government and institutions. remember their umbrellas and wear. rubbers can't help but be impressed by how much ween very good and excellent, three are members work at the Fourth Wall and During the evening. everything from star after the weather report indicates radiation. one instrument can do when used with marginal, and one is awful. Watch for. this although many of them are professional wars to landlords and bankers are satirized. toxic waste and more cases of AIOS moving taste. Synth-pop ha~developeda bad name record. It is going to be big with the English performers. this is officially an amateur Reagan is portrayed as a paranoid fascist. towards Manhattan. because some "artists," and I use the term North as a near-mafioso and the citizens of Although many of the comic sketches are I: pop. Top 40 and dance crowds. loosely, neglect taste when using sampling company. -Mark SChnurman Blood 'N Guts Capers seems far frorr this country as people who, fear and do not wonderful as 'they make mincemeat (com- I . ------1i • .l 'PageBtO TbeTi~ker October 2i, 198i October 17, 1987 , The Ticker Page 811 ARTS'

The show opens with Isabelle talking to She is also the non-virgin of the two, a fact ment! aspects of the album and they also showed herself on the bed as her sister Alexandra which she shouts at her sister in the midst of The album is filled with great tunes and is why the band is so successful. The music Passion and her servant Tom approach the island. a heated battle. The Final somewhat predictable, as is all Smiths reflected the lyrics to a tee. Ifthe words ofa Alexandra and Tom arrive and enter the Time passes quickly in the play, material. but there are a few songs that song (as in "Force Ten") expressed the in­ "bedroom of the house" (actually, theyap­ sometimes demonstrated by a shift in don't fit the norm. The predictable stuff dividual toughness needed in today's hostile Meets proach the bed and nightstand on center lighting or sometimes noted in dialogue. Release would be fullfilled by songs like "I Started world, the music reflected the content of stage). They find Isabelle in a ragged dress, Soon weeks have gone by and Alexandra Something I Couldn't Finish" which is a the lyrics precisely. her hair a mess and her mental state disturb­ has become resigned to staying on the good foot stompin', finger snappin', rock 'n' Hold Your Fire shows the band's ex- Conflict island forever. Tom finds out what truly . The Smitlts - Strangeways Here We Come roll tune that gets you out of your seat and ed. At first they try to bring Isabelle home, perience. But experience takes time and the happened to Isabelle's lover, but chooses to but she refuses to go. (Sire Records) into the aisle, even in your FIN'2600 class. ~ passage of time for the aging band is By LINDA ZUECH .- tell Alexandra. Isabelle eventually suc­ The off beat tune on this record is "Death ~ noticeable. Rush didn't quiet get a "rush" & Isabella has apparently been abandoned cumbs to Tom, or perhaps seduces Tom; Bittersweet .reviews are something that Of A Disco Dancer." which is based on a >c of rock 'n' roll in their music. The songs by her former lover. The problem she com­ JOHN ORLANDO resulting in a pregnancy. Therest of the time The Smiths are familiar with, but this time. true story of a young boy who is brutally ~ lacked hard-core rock. I'm not saying the plains of throughout is that she can't sleep. in the play passes quickly and the events the bitter and the sweet are two isolated murdered at a disco in England for no ap­ -. band belongs on the Lawrence W elk show! After Alexandra attempts to make her rest Isle of the Swans after this point are minimally alluded to or ideas. parent reason. Here Morrissey and Marr ex­ All I'm saying is that the Rush of album bv• Daniel Keene & she sneaks out onto the beach (the conch acted out symbolically, leaving it up to the So what do you want :'rst: the bitter or periment with a psychedelic sound which. thirteen is not the Rush of albums one Directed by Rhonda Wilson shell in front of the tree). There she meets audience to figure out what happened. To the sweet? Well. before I give you either. let comes over like a cross between Hendrix, through ten. I think the band is taking the Westside Arts Theatre Tom and tells him that her lover is dead, he divulge more of the plot would .be to me put the band into perspective for you. Morrison and magical mystery Beatles. 407 W. 43rd St. same road as Led Zeppelin-moving from walked out into the sea and drowned. He ruin the story. In e-arly 1984, The Smiths released in Musically, the crescendo is wild; loud drums. Phone: (212) 221-8466 ass-kicking rock to softer rock. left her bed in the middle of the night. Wilson gives a passionate and strong per­ England "Hatful of Hollow." which was a piano, a strange keyboard and Marr play­ ~7:Powerral Iyries dlat strike bard. The first cut on side one is "Force Ten". Isle of Swans is a new Australian play Isabelle says, "A man feels death is coming formance as Isabelle. She captures every compilation of singles they had previously ing in 16 speed. The theme revolves around On there hands- A dead star The song is the best on the album because written . by Daniel Keene. The play is and that is why he gets up in the middle of facet of her twisted mind and relishes all of recorded,but never released as an album. love, peace and harmonywhich---can't be The psychopathic slangs all say of one simple fact-it is excellent rock en' the night, to go out and meet it." directed by Rhonda Wilson who also stars her lines. Smith is excellent also as Tom, The album soared to the top of the Indie found in Morrissey's point of view. 'I knew him first, and I knew him well' roll. I know it is great rock-n-because of in it as Isabelle. Wilson is here by a special TOm gives Isabelle a special herb to make making the Australian setting real with his charts as well as the U.K. mainstream When it comes to chart busting, The Re-issue, Re-issue. Re-package. two universal signs. The first sign indicating agreement made between American and her sleep. As she does, Tom exposes her native accent. He plays the part of a poorly­ charts. That album was remixed and re­ Smiths are no -chickens. "Girlfriend In A Re-evaluate the songs good rock is when a person taps his feet to Australian actor's Equity which allows breast and kisses it. He subsequently pulls educated servant very well, and you feel his recorded and issued here in the states as The Coma," even with its strange name, is the Double pack with a photograph the beat of the music. The second sign is Wilson to appear here as an American actor down his pants (exposing his derriere) and resentful subservience. Hochschild is good Smiths. In 1985, the very next year. they commercial song which will be remembered Extra track and a (tacky badge) when a person raises the volume. These appears in Australia. begins the motions of making love to as Alexandra, but she is stuffy and limited released "Meat Is Murder" followed by as their close. The lyrics seem to strike every A - list Play- list combined actions are sure indicators of Wilson is known as the foremost inter­ Isabelle's sleeping form. At this point a somewhat by her part. However, she does "The Queen Is Dead" in 1986. The band one as strange; Pkasethem. Pkasethem. good rock. And I did both. The next three preter of Keene's work in Australia and group of people stood up and walked out of seem sympathetic in the scene where she and management realized that perhaps they Girlfriend in a coma, I know Please them. Please them. songs all had a soft note to them, but the New York. She has directed and/or per­ the theater. (Apparently born-again­ tells the sleeping Isabelle that she was were too advanced for the states and I know it's serious (Sadly THIS was your life) words more than made up for the lack of formed in a majority of his plays. Christians who haven't seen many off­ always there for her. repackaged and recorded "Hatful of Girlfriend in a coma. I know But you could have said no power in the music. "Time Stand Still" tells Isle ofthe Swans is set in 1900 on a small Broadway shows.) Tom's efforts are stop­ The play is art experience, with its sparse Rhonda Wilson dirMS and stars In Isle of the Hollow" with several extra tracks as I know it's really serious 'Ifyou wanted to' the listener life is short, therefore, enjoy it island off the coast of Australia. A young ped as Alexandra wakes and begins sear­ set and props. However, there may be too Swans. b)' Australian Pla)'wri~hl Daniel Keene. "Louder Than Bombs" which was titled There were limes when I could Sarcasm. sarcasm and more sarcasm. He ~ while you can. "Second Nature" talks woman. Isabelle (Wilson). is apparently ching for Isabelle. many holes that are unexplained. The play "The World Won't Listen" in England and Have murdered her so bluntly says "Shove it" that even the. deserted there by her lover. Her sister, is intense, it runs for a straight hour and The background music in the play is veri­ contained slightly different songs. Finally, (But you know I would hate anything to record companies must like it. Alexandra comes to the island with her The dialogue after this is a series of half with no intermission. It is nard to say ly played by synthesizer. It sets the depress­ this week their latest, "Strangeways Here happen to her) Now that I have given you a good arguments between Isabelle and her sister, manservant to take Isabelle home. that the play was good or bad; rather. it was ing mood feeling of impending doom for the We Corne" has been released. This song is so serious. but the music which idea as to what this album is about. I Alexandra is played by Rosemary who insists she must go home. There is allu­ an interesting experience, which you are play. It is one of the best features of the Do you still want to know what the bitter accompanies it is very witty and bright. The should tell you that the finest piece ever sion to the fact that Isabelle has always been play. Hochschild, originally from South Africa. drawn to but you really don't like. It and sweet news are? O.K. I guess I can song is orchestrated very well' with accents written by the band is on this album entitled the dreamer: of the two, the younger of the Tom, the manservant, is played by Lindzee manages to make for an unsettling feeling finally say it even though it breaks my which remind me of "Penny Lane" by the "Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved two who has always done as she pleases. Smith. originally from Australia. as you are going home. heart. The bitter news is that the band has Beatles. Me," and from start to finish, it's flawless. The ...... ,. ~"'"' ~_ ~. _._ ~."" .....-.;.; -.. w:•••,h,;...', _ :''''< ... Love and lost loves surface as themes on . . up \ .... :" " broken because of internal oroblems piece opens with violent death-like screams . . .~:. - ; Qlub·.,,:,.,~;;~:.".,~·.;:,:,,·.·...... :,,' . ~. with a dark sad piano which drags for a ...... :.....,....::...... f ··.····.:.:·The;Ttavel.··. few minutes while the screams of hundreds ~ Sponsors A Trip To MOUDtSDow,V~rJDontJA..NUARY 8 ... 10 subside. The body is entered with a crash of piano and drums and Morrissey crooning Contact: LARRY MdEARY.3'6-S1'4~"~6P~M.--. ' .., .... out the title as Marr plays a sad acoustic which is chourused by an electric guitar Whi,~po(JI,'· which comes across like a chain sa w cutting YOIJ"'Trip Includes: Round Trip Luxury Bus Transportation" HoieiFi:ic.ilities Include:- ,Indoor .,Pool, . .. -4,iat.o. ~f~rriss~y.and rjpping his ~fT1pty-. "'T;~ Niihts'A~c~~~~dtIti~ns mth~-B;~l·~-~~·:···'·,:·:'_·~~£~"E~e~·with:·-E·'we--'··'EnteritJin~~~eni~,·~ ..AR·:~:Del~·· ~ hearted chest in two. The body and chorus ..~ are accompanied by orchestration which Rash . Ramada Inn, Bennington, Vermont (2 Double Beds) Rooms with Color T. V., Game Room. : slowly buries Morrissey and Marr and about all the heads of state and big shots in ~ leaves the listener with a very sad picture. the world today. Peart expresses his disap­ Three Buffet Style Meals In conclusion, this is their finest studio pointment in our world leaders. In this "Happy Hour'; Consisting of Complimentary piece to date. Sadly. it will be thor last, and song, he writes this phrase: "We fight the VERMONT I)RIN-K1NG AGE: 18 they didn't even get a chance to do a final fire-while we'refeeding theflames", This· is $134 per person 4 in a room Hot and Cold Hors D'Oeuvres with U.S. tour. the kind of lyrics used throughout the $154 per person 3 in a room 2' Piciur.eS Pr~f Required The Smiths did something for me by album. The words are simple, yet the mean­ Reduced-Price Drinks. showing me there is more to life than ing is so complex. If I were to write all the $169 per person 2 in a room just this mediocrity that we all chase. They phrases on the album that I thought were TRANSPORTATION TO MOUNTAIN IS INeLUDEFl showed me that some of the fears that I had worthy of mentioning I'd probably end up "Unhappy Birthday" and "Death At Ones .. The Travel Club meets weekly in Rm: >1~~~'.1/oSt...· between the founding members Morrissey were shared by others and that you learn by writing a quarter of the album. and Johnny Marr. This combo, along with Elbow.Y The former really sums up the way trying and also that you should take advice Side two is very similar to side one: No the rhythm section, Mike Joyce and Andy Morrissey feels. every now and then. Truthful music is rare kick-ass songs, but good lyrics with com­ Rourke have brought us perhaps some of I've come 10 wish you an unhappy birthday and cannot be equalled when measured in plimenting music. The exceptional song on I've to wish you an unhappy birthday the best English pop music since the come terms of enjoyment. I will miss The Smiths, side two is "Turn the Page". It's another Beatles. Even though Morrissey sings about Because your evil even though I have the entire collection, song that makes you want to tap your t depressing and sometimes pessimistic And you lie b views. mostly because I could always expect and turn up the volume. he does fulfill the empty gap between pop And ifyou should die something new every six months or so. I I don't expect this album to go to the op and new wave. He sings and writes about I may feel slightly sad hope that Morrissey and Marr keep their of the charts and sweep people off t eir realistic things that many artists avoid (But I won't cry) styles similar and that maybe someday, they feet," but this album is definitely going to because they're too difficult to ex-plain.-lt-is Here again. we see that bitter feeling he can will work together again. please Rush fans very much-even though it said that Johnny Marr is probably the most have for someone that he used to love. The So now that my college career comes to an held its fire. JuniororSenior innovative and creative composer this latter warns a friend to avoid love at all , end. so do The Smiths and I think that Mor­ -John D. Frank decade has seen. The collaboration between costs because of what it's done to him. Here rissey and I share the same feelings: Morrissey hints: these two is one that wilt be deeply missed. "Heaven knows I'm miserable now." Accounting Student? The Smiths found many outlets out of Ooh Glenn which they formed their ideas. They wrote Don't rome to the house tonight about politics in "Still Ill," vegetarianism Because there's somebody here Top Firm Has a in "Meat Is Murder," but these lads wrote Who really loves you classic win loss love songs and they could stay home make vou-crv or laugh. depending which be bored Part Time Opportunity song applied at which time. (It's crap I KNOW) Throughout their brief existence. the Peat Marwick, one ofthe nation's leading accounting firms, has an excellent band has progressed in recording styles, I love Morrissey for the fact that he admits his faults and I feel bad for him because Rush - opportunity for an individual with some accounting training. Utilize the skills musical content and overall design as did Hold Your Fire (MercuryIPolygram) WINNER$ILVElt LION AWARD The Beatles, and it this that will lead us into through the music. you get the impression you have with a highly respected name in the field-it'll look great on your , .~' XLIV VENICE INTERNATIONAL that, love is just a four letter word to him. ~":.." , FILM FESTIVAl-1H7 the sweet portion of this elaborate Smiths resume when you graduate. Send current resume to: Debra Quinn b""J Rush's new album, Hold Your Fire, held equation. The Smiths have had numerous problems its fire, but somehow the gun was left Strangeways is as perfect a record as one with record companies. so as the band signs could be taking all variables into account. smoking. The thirteenth album released by off, they felt a deep need to let the record Rush displayed the band's experience, but The title even suggests something more than companies know how they felt about them. Peat Marwick it is. Perhaps Morrissey is trying to tell us also disclosed the band's aging. "Paint A Vulgar Picture" is the account of The three man band flaunted their talents that it's strange when a band gets so good 345 Park Avenue, New York, NY 10154 what happens when a band dissolves. and on their latest album. The lyrics of Hold that they should split or that stranger things how the industry rapes the artists. Equal Opportunity Employer MlF ~ure Your Fire, mostly written by Neil Peart; are yet to come. One thing is for when were so noetically written that most of the you're dealing with Mr. Morrissey: ab­ . At the record company meeting I songs could be read as if poems. Peart solutely nothing is certain. On their hands- A dead star Musically and composition-wise, Johnny And 0011. the plans they weave skillfulty takes the complexities of everyday life and writes them down in simple com­ Marr couldn't have added another chord let And the records sickening greed prehensive phrases. Gaddy Lee and Alex alone a note to make this album any better. And ooh, the sickening greed Lifeson worked together on the musical Vocally,l really don't even have to com- A 1 the record company party .. Odober27,1987 TbeTicker Page Bl2 The Ticker October 27,1987 Page ..3 ARTS

cop for hire. This film co-stars Liza Min­ Music For The Masses. Once again, on other tracks, communica­ nelli and is rumored to be good enough to tion, friendship and love playas major Depeche Mode is one of those bands that serve as a successful comeback flick for themes in two great songs "Never Let Me operate like a clock on the wall; every both stars. Hmmmm. I dunno. Down Again" and Things You Said." The New· Fixx Compilation movement is pre-determined and executed HIDING OUT: Jon Cryer stars as a young former 'lectures: s at just the right time. Martin Gore and An­ UJ. Petite Boston stockbroker who goes undercover I'm laking a ride > drew Fletcher write material that is often React - The Fixx as a high school student to avoid the wrath With my best friend labeled sadistic or very dark. Their sexual e of the mob. Shades of "21 Jump Street" in I hope he never lets me down again < (MeA) preferences are often confused and off­ :z: this possible holiday movie "sleeper". Promises me I'm as safe as houses Vignettes beat. They treat the religious-as an outcast, ~ Some of the energy that The Fixx Guitarist Jamie West-Orarn showed why DATE WITH AN ANGEL: A young As long as I remember who's wearing the but none the less theygive him his fair share G' generates live has finally been captured on he takes very few lead solos- on the band's man's life is turned upside down when he trousers. of lyrical abuse. David Gahan has a voice their latest record, React. This album is a records. He is terrible at lead guitar. His falls in love with an enchanting, angel of a These lyrics show off their insecurities Who are the sexiest T.V./movie stars in that can drag the listener deep into the compilation of new, live and remixes of old rhythm parts were great, but the solos were woman- who's not his fiancee. within their sexual preferences. The latter is 1987? Well, according to a recent "US material and then in the same breath chase material. the pits. Fortunately. his solos did not CINDERELLA: The animated Disney so awesome that I would have to reprint the Magazine" poll Tom Selleck and Cybill him out of the song and into personal isola­ The new songs reveal a new style of music detract too much from an otherwise ex­ Shepherd are. Tom Selleck. who is described classic is re-released after six years. tion, whole song so I strongly advise you to for The Fixx. The band is moving away cellent show. as taking over where James Garner left off. THE RESCUE: Disney's more adult movie check this one out. The basic' idea is: Im­ from dark art-pop music toward a rougher The Fixx did a dynamite job delivering and having a little Burt Reynolds in him. company Touchstone Films launches a tale agine you trust your innermost secrets to rock-and-roll sound. Cy Curnin, the lead their big hits, including "Saved By Zero," ~ managed to accumulate 13,115 votes while about a group of children who set off on a your friend and then that trusted person singer and lyricist, says the new songs "Are We Ourselves," et 01. The new songs, the number two heart-throb Tom Cruise mission to rescue their warfare-like fathers. goes and tells your enemies and peers your "sound like our old demos-they're more especially "Big Walls," were' very good, collected 10,705. Cybill Shepherd took top MADE IN HEAVEN: Timothy Hutton weaknesses and insecurities. The song is ballsy." although unfamiliar to a large part of the billing as 1987's hottest looking female. at­ g~s to heaven. falls in love with Kelly geared on trust within this special relation- tracting 5.947 votes, while Jaclyn Smith McGinis. and follows her back to earth. cr. ship called friendship. Strong stuff. sizzled into the number two spot with 5.142 FATAL BF:AUTY: \Vhoopi Goldberg and ~ "Little Fifteen" is the outspoken song on Stage Politics votes. Mel Gibson and Kathleen Turner Sam Elliot. This is supposed to win Whoopi 8 the album and it deals with the youth of this came in third, Don Johnson and Elizabeth that Oscar everyone in Hollywood so ~ condemned world and their naivete about diligently chases. "" all the problems in this world. The band Taylor took fourth place. and Heather a:: By RUTH ACEVEDO Locklear and Bruce Willis grabbed fifth. RUSSI

r (Megaforce Worldwide/Caroline) Cosby Show spinoff 'A Different World " ff 'ill you rake the pain (Columbia) Jean Cocteau Repertory and the critically acclaimed "Hooperman" I wil! give 10.VOIl 330 Bowery (corner of 2nd St.) Techno If you are anyone of the following: fall into this category with each .. how 1gain and again Pauli Carmen's new album titled It's Phone: 677-0060 costing a mere S350.000. ·1 nd \...·i11 vou return if? Time is an understatement. It should read: Black, Ethiopian, Hindu, homosexual. FACT: No rap star ha-, a normal .. oun­ These lyrics aren't talking about a sweet It's time...to throw this album away. On a overweight, female, unemployed. Ronnie You have committed an unknown crime. ding name. Sex Pop !<.HC affair; they're dealing with perverts posi t i ve note fo r dust collectors James Dio fan, or Harry Chapin fan, the AldIe..h so.- er MIIa.e's lyrics stI"oftIIy sq­ You are guilty until proven innocent. These How come nobody k new Clark Kent was and sex fiends who get off on beating each everywhere, this album is a must for collec­ debut lp from M.O.D. may not be for you. gest racial hatred, he claims they .re are the laws of a society created by Franz Superman? Must've been the glasses. '{OU other. The band also changed the song a lit­ v•• He...... '! Mere, Sst: Canal Emptor. ting dust. It's boring. The album 'is a 40 minute attack that will misandentood. Kafka in his play The Trial. which was Depeche Mode - Music For The Masses likely offend people who fit into anyone of misinterpreted as a pro-suicide song: "Stick know how different they can make a person tle more here and made it even more Gospel music can be an uplifting ex­ If music could come in a bottle, lt's time presented at the Cocteau Reportoire. (Mute Records) those categories. That's not to say the the rubber hose in the exhaust. Breathe that look. danceable. perience, even for the most atheistic of in­ would come in a can, It is that bland. It's The play begins with Joseph K. (Harris Twenty years ago the Beatles recorded album is not clever. As was the case with fresh air, it'll take away your cares." Mean­ Berlinsky), assistant bank manager waking Did you know that the number of films Another song which is highly induced dividuals. It succeeds, in part. on the joy sort of like steamed string beans that are what was thought of as the most 5.0.D.,. M.O.D. vocalist Billy's previous. while, the message in "A.I.D.S." is very produced in India exceeded the number of with sexual ideas is "I Want You Now" and faith which the singers. choir, or con­ two days old. It purports to be smooth soul, to the presence of two unknown men. The films produced in the United States by 441. technologically advanced recording which but it doesn't have the feeling that leaves band, the put downs are often clever. clear. According to this band. A.I.D.S. is a men, not wearing uniforms, have come to which has for backzround~ a heavv. gregation bring to it. Hallelujah! Praise the gave us Sgt. Pepper. They used two four­ 'Aren't You Hungry," for instance death sentence from God. tell Joseph K. that he has committed a Honest. Hollywood shoveled out 409 breathing sound of two people. which Lord! Put the money in the plate and sing to ones ears dripping for more. track reel to reels to completely produce ridicules the "USA forAfrica" effort. Billy Lyrically speaking, on the 20-plus songs feature films last year while" India-wood" comes across like a mutual obscene phone your hearts content. Gospel music is a The lyrics are repetitious and don't say crime. Because it was his birthday, Joseph this rna .... tcrpiece , but today we are in the screams, "lJSA for Africa' what" a fucking the band manages to offend just about cranked out 850 Plus!! The 11 ma ior movie call or that of pre-ejaculation- stages of a joyful experience. It does not need con­ anything new. Ok, let's hear about love, K. percieved the accusation as a prank that ~2 midst of:.ln acceleration of technology' scam. Charity begins at home, what about everybody so it's hard to give this album a production companies raked in I. million sexual encounter. Martin Gore handles the tradictory punk trimmings AKA Ganos That's nice. Pauli likes her kisses. Oh well, his friends were playing. The chief entered unlike anything weve ever seen. The only our land." You can't argue with that good recommendation. But, offenses not­ dollars while the 80 or so independent com­ vocals here: pathetic voice and guitar played with mit­ lets hear about heartache. Pauli is heart­ at this time to reassure K. that it was not a thing that comes close is the invention of philosophy, but seconds later when he withstanding, this album is excellent. The. panies pulled in only R3 million. Add that .Wy heart i5 aching tens on. broken. Isn't it great Pauli's in the mood? joke and that he was being arrested for the the wheel. All of this leads me to believe sings,· "Fuck that Nigger's charity and let music is strong, with the focus on heavy rif­ up and that onlY' come, loa minuscule ,\1v body i5 hurning The Mercy Seat should never have been Unfortunately, all the listeners are asleep by crime. However, continued the chief, he Am~rican's that if The BeatIe... were together today they them die of thirst,".you most certainly can. fing. The. band's balance of Moshand 2.1 percent were spending in .Wv hands are shaking put on an album. Gano's father was a this time. It's all too boring. could go to work and continue living as ' would be rrodllcing material which more That's basically the tone of the entire Ip, Metal is reminiscent of the marvelous 1946 Weren·t mO\IC" chearer then? .\1y head is lurning minister. and his son. Gordon. wanted to find Above all, the album lacks identity. Can I before until he has to appear in: court. His ma~ than like" \\ollid "ound like that of the s()me of the tracks make valid points,- but S:O.D. This time around though, the vocals "Fatal Attraction" he [he center of You understand a music in which he could imparl his Chris­ see your'drivers license? Not that identity, landlady. Mrs. Gubach (Jenny Demens), Eighties techno-pop "uper stars Depeche some of the other tracks have questionable are much clearer. True, the lyrics are often attraction around the town this month. but II 's so eas.....· to chose tianity and minimal musica\ skill. Hep­ but a similarly definable ability to overheard the conversation and began to' what about next month? \\'hat's in store for Mode. We've l!ot time 10 kill distinguish Carmen's music from others of messages. vulgar, but they are never cliched. Some of criticize K. She was sarcastic as compared - \\'hen you first hear Depeche Mode you pinstall is a good gospel singer. She is not movie goers next month? Fear OUI. Below is Ut'e've l!0t rlOlhing to lose his genre. He uses repetition to make "Don't Feed the Bears," a song about the standout tracks are, "Spandex Enormi­ to Kafka's portrayal of ~he motherly Mrs. can't imagine how the sounds are produced Aretha Franklin however, and she should an advanced look at some of the movies I wanl you now. himself seem cool. 111 actuality, he comes the Prospect Park polar bear incident last ty", "Hate Tank", and "Man of Your Gubach. Kafka would be displeased with let alone conceived. The (act that a minimal b~ singing backup at some Southern Tent you can expect to see during the month of Both these songs are Depeche Mode master­ off as if he has run out of things to say, summer, falls into the category of clever. Dreams" and "Bubble Butt." Berlinsky's portrayal at Joseph K. who was amount of musical instruments are used revival. What we get from both of them is a November. It's called "Stark's Coming At­ pieces which go right into the same ring as which isn't much to begin with. I refuse to Billy sings, "You stupid fool, you It's impossible to give this an uncondi­ weak, and lacking seriousness compared to alone is an intriguing idea. Seeing this band lackadaisical attempt to cornmercially sell tractions" . "I Just Can't Get Enough," "Everything leave this aibum on a bad note and can should've known...they belong not ina tional recommendation. If good music and Kafka's interpretation of Joseph K., who live for [he first time is somewhat odd Jesus Christ to those who wear black' DEATH WISH IV: Charles Bronson, Counts," and "It's A Question Of Lust." validate two songs, even if I don't recom­ 'cage but in the fucking snow!" "Captain clever lyrics are your main concern, buy this was strong willed and serious. Berlinsky-S because everyone stands behind a computer underwear, black everything for that mat­ Crunch" a song about the cereal, is also Guns, Cannon Films. OH NO! Are we They seem to have an edge for turning sex H mend the album. Ifdrivel like this is your album. It kills. But, if you're bothered by portrayal is footloose in the first half of the keyboard set-up and plugs in the sequence ter. To answer Mr. Gano: "Gordon you ready for this.' into an obsession and a communicative pro­ cup of tea, HHeartache # 9" and "If it h umorus, as is "The Ballad of Dio." racial slurs, foul language, violence and in­ play. of sounds, These great concepts are all tied got "screwed" by leaving the F~es and RE~-A-COP: After "Heat" and cess. They command a fatal attraction Takes All Night" are the better cuts. Not all M.O.D. tracks are that innocent sults, then pass. together on the band's latest creation- entering The Mercy Seat. (Continued on Page 815. Col. 1) "MaIOne", Burt Reynolds tries again as a when it comes to smut, -ChrlstDpMr WanI -Diane Leppek however. "You're Beat" could easily be -John Ricard Odober.2', 1987 •• TlaeTicker October'1.7, 1987 The Ticker - ARTS

was someone to speak Spanish, he could Law have taken anyone off the streets. I guess it is impressive to have a list of all-stars on the (Continuedfrom Page B13) record, even if they are just there for show. In the second half of the play, Berlinsky One exception to this is Eric Clapton's becomes the character Kafka originally in­ ~ solo in "They Dance Alone", a song about tended for his readers. Joseph K., trapped ~ women in Chile dancing alone in silent pro­ and unable to prove his innocence, has his ~ test of their husbands being taken away by uncle take him to speak to the Advocate. ~ government murder squads. The solo is the The Advocate, aware of K.'s situationj ~ kind of blues/rock guitar that only Eric , >. refers him to the Painter, who paints por­ Clapton can play. traits of the Judges. At this time, the Overall, the album is very good, but Painter tells K. he has two choices: ostensi­ Sting has led me to expect so much more.. It Blue collar sodal commentary by MeilenClllDp. It will be expected that ----~---~­ ble acquittal, and indefinite postponement. is difficult to listen to only hints ,of Ostensible acquittal, said the Painter, is brilliance when I know he could deliver a enough to hit home hard. As a singer, for to thefoHowing ~:," when the judge is told that the accused is in­ double record set of musical excellence. the first time, the Indiana native displays a nocent, and he proves his innocence by ac­ - -Mllrk Sch1Ul171Ul1t confidence to put some oomph into his gut­ cepting the rules. The accused is temporari­ wrenched yowling. When this is coupled 1. Hide cigarettes, ashtrays, lighters and chas. ly acquitted, although he may be arrested with the more traditional arrangements again. \....,. Cougar's featuring banjo, fiddle and two and three 2. Tell on your friends that you have been pted and wiJl not smoke on _the sometimes lightweight, sometimes hot, part harmonies, it may prove too in­ day of the Great American Sr:no'< AS), the third Thursday in November. usu.ally romantic, but always tastefully decipherable to many of his top 40 Ia ns, but done. don't you think that says more about the f!\ good friend of mine pointed out to me .Politics state of the (radio) nation than this record? 3. Coli on your foster nonsmoker (mel) in times of weakness. that Grover's music is to the bedroom, John Cougar Mellencamp The -Steven Baum 4. Refrain from frequenting smoke filled rooms. ~ what MUZAK is to the dentist's office. It Lonesome Jubilee t; helps complete the setting. The drab, (Mercury Records) Q 5. Repeat to yourself over and over "not smoking is a GAS." 8- almost painful setting of a dentist's office is Song c perfectly suited for the pitifully dull gar­ Considering how good the previous two > bage we call MUZAK. records had been, it should serve as an ClI:: extra-special compliment for me to say this ~ Seminar I. . the foster nonsmoker"will fry to cajole ~ aforementioned . ,- On the other hand, Strawberry Moon, is Mellencamp's best effort to date. And it's Dumptruck - For The Country ~er to continue on the rood to srnoketessness.following 1heGreat American Smokeout, but this 'oJ like all of Grover Washington's music, not because new ground is broken either: (Big Time/RCA Records) formal orrongement win conclude 24 hours after tt began. helps to complete. the setting of fine wine, the subjects are still working-class America. dim lights and warm bodies. Another writer .It just seems that the better character at Grover's recent press conference men­ Seth Tiven writes reflective songs and development by Mellencamp lead the songs embellishes them nicely with clean strUITJ­ tioned that this record was perfect love to a significance that the stories featured on Signed: Signed: ---- Dote: ---- making music. along hippie melodies. His whine is partly -(N;)l--"1StTl-lOlc-er-)------(tecT'()OfCJY smoker) Scarecrow or Uh-Huh couldn't match. In taken from Neil Young, phrasings courtesy "Caught A Touch Of Your Love" is the other words, these songs have teeth. Almost of Michael Stipe. The result is word ... tit into only song that strays from the romantic set­ every lyric is full of angst, but my most melodies in such a jigsaw puzzle tightness What role does tile taw have in society? Does in­ ting of the record. Blues great B.B. King memorable comes from Mellencamp's in­ that with eyes closed, guitars and vocals dividuality suffer? Where does the law end and lays down the vocal and guitar tracks. quisitive look at President Reagan's failed the individual !)egin? For over 1,500 years. these take turns soaring above each other. It ...... ',{.... B.~.'s unique sound combined with promises as a youngster. He addresses Mr. almost seems that Tiven is conducting a questions have plagued philosophers and writers. Grover's passionate sax playing make for President: "I'm in the fourth grade/At ...... :.~.~.-.,...... ~' seminar into how to write songs, with his Kafka attacks these questions by portraying the an exceptional tune. Riley Elementary/ My mom's a babysitter/ talented, if none t00 cliched. style. Ofter pliaht of a Camusian-type tragic hero, Joseph K. Grover's playing has the maturity- and and 1 don't like the Russians/ cause I hear pla~' times, the melody is too sweet to allow any Although the may not answer the questions feeling that many of his contemporaries that they hate me, "from "Down and Out focus on' the seemingly meaningless it raises, it dHS deliver a powerful and chilling lack. Kenny G. and David Sanborne are In Paradise." ~IIIII;! 1IIlIIUIIIIII.! II" 11I111111111.: i /11111"1111111. !1111111111111111,; ;1111111111.:; I/I ~. choruses. But for Sunday afternoons or - - portnyaJ of tbe law's inftuence in society. brilliant players, but they don't have Missing from the album are the typical - / .. , _~•.. ~::oi.(v::r.,,"~,z.~¥.:,:,~ driving in a VW Camper van, this can't be - - Grover Washington's unique sound. Midwestern raves, or the farmer first­ ~.' rb-1~-=-' ~--- beat. Kind of hard to believe they're from - - .' ... ,_. Listening to the man's sound wraps you in a person narratives. But songs about laid-off - - ~ ...... ,..---...... Indefinite postponement, continues the New Haven, via Boston. .. = Thinkwhat you can do silk sheet of melody. workers, closed down factories, etc... are ~._------stftWI Ba...,· Ii .witIJ·tJtemooey - Painter, happens when .tl1e accused..has..con- . leek for a-concert'from"Grover at- the :=--::--:-...... --:-. --- -- .- . - tacts, such as t he Judge who is listening to Beacon Theatre, towards the end of the - - you save usingthe mM the testimony. Such influence will prevent month. From blues to soul to jazz, Grover - - the trial from going farther than the initial Washington Jr. plans to play it all. - - student discount stages. II - Everybody should have at least one - Joseph K. returns the bank, now album by this talented sax player. Metallica Ii awaiting for tile day of his court ap­ and Janet Jackson are great for certain GREArAMERICAN ow - .W moods. but Strawberry Moon is the record - pearance. When the day arrives K., con­ - - fronts the Judge which none can see, but for romance. - - hear. K. asks the Judge about the nature of After listening to the album several times, .... - - his crime. When the Judge doesn't respond, the romantic overtones could no longer be .. SMOKEOUT - K. becomes furious, shouting that no one ignored. I looked at .my perfectly respec­ ..- knows what crime he has committed. The table Irish/Catholic girlfriend and said - audience, including his Uncle, the Advocate "Yo, mama. When we gonna get it on?" - - and those waiting for their trial are meaning -Mark Schnurman - - masks. They look .at each other and com­ - ment on K.'s rude remarks. • TAKE A BREATHER ...THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1987 - The Judge does not approve of K.'s - - behavior. K. questions the validity of the Sting Falls - accusation and refuses to abide by the laws - - CarlOliity KIlled TIle Cat: Rot tues from tile U.K. - - of that society. K. describes those waiting iii- - for their trial to be heard as dogs. If they - are told to sit, they sit, if they are told they Behind ..- have committed a crime, they believe they Sting - Nothing Like The Sun - have committed a crime. K. 's behavior (A&M) The Cat Lives - - becomes his death sentence. Given the op­ - - portunity to speak with a priest, K. realizes . Stillg'S latest record,' Nothing Like The Keep Your Distance - Curiosity Killed ~1I1111111.', 1111111111., illfllllllU. :"1111I111. :\ 111111111.' :illllllllill. in the shadow of his death that he is a Sun, helps to distance him from the rest of the Cat (Mercury) Pizza for the dorm. A ski trip. Tickets to a concert. They're all freeman and those who have tried him are the pop world. With musical giants such as Curiosity Killed the Cat is the latest and ophone part is not a solo. it's still an in­ 1------, possible with the savingsyou'll get with the special student discount the real prisoners. Michael Jackson and Bruce Springsteen biggest band in the U. K. dance scene these tegral part of the tune. on members ofthe IBM-Personal Sysiem/Z" family. putting out updated versions of the same days, and after hearing their debut album. "Free" is another very good song off of More important is what's possible when you usethe systems garbage they recorded 10 years ago. Sting Keep Your Distance, it is easy to tell why. the record. This song is kind of a new wave I Knish Nosh I themselves. continues to broaden his musical scope.. The band combines an excellent rhythm samba, very similar to Sade's "Smooth I MANHATT AN ffi TIley can help yougraph economic problems. And write and This record mixes superb jazz musicians section with some hot vocals and occa­ Operator.', This is probably tbe most revise long papers with ease. Even illustrate yourpoints with Sting's pop music background to sionally a brilliant sax solo. Ali of this. balanced song on the album. Each instru­ I ~ bycombining wordsand graphics. So )OUr professors Silk Sheets create an interesting new sound. Jazz greats along with sorne mainstream English pop ment has an important part, but none is a I 3 will draw favorable conclusions about your work. like Gil Evans and Kenny Kirkland help to songwriting, makes for a very big record. standout. "Free" is an example of good Butremember, order your Personal System!2 --and make Nothing Like The Sun a bit more "Misfit" and 6'Curiosity Killed the Cat" songwriting and good production. , ffi diverse than Sting'S first solo record. ~ before graduation. are definitely the strongest songs on the Like nearly all records, Keep Your I After that. we can't deliveryqur discount. Warm~Bodies One should keep in mind that even a poor record. They both use interesting percus­ Distance has its problems. On side two.• the ~ record from Sti.ng is better than almost any band starts to lose steam and get repetitive. I ------sion and bass lines to create a fun, ~ other record. Unfortunately, a poor record danceable rhythm that - underscores some "Shallow Memory" is the only really good I For more information and order booklets, please contact ... Strawberry MOOD - Grover Washington is what Sting delivered. song on the B side. I try not to be too I z very powerful vocal work. The back-up Jr. (Columbia) With an exception of three or four songs, vocals are as interesting as the lead. They critical of a few weak songs on a record the album is disappointing. His use of guest because few bands can put together nine I 2 Alyssa Domerschick help to keep the pace and energy of the Grover WasilingtoD Jr. likes to use only musicians is silly. Musical geniuses such as songs up. solid singles, especially on a debut record. I 8 Micro Lab - Room 301 A two categories to classify music, " ...music Mark Knopfler and Andy Summers get lost When all things are considered, Keep I - Phone - 725-3249 you like, and music that just doesn't appeal in the shuffle. Nearly every track on Keep - Your Your Distance, by Curiosity Killed the Cat, I I to you." Knowing that this is how he likes For example, Ruben Blades is recorded Distance has a saxophone solo. But the sax is a great record. It's a good addition to any to classify music, it is easier to understand speaki ng Spanish on one song. All of his work in "Curiosity Killed the Cat" is head English pop fan's collection. I_------~------~ his 19th album. Strawberry Moon is musical talent is wasted. If all Sting wanted from the first measure. While the sax- -Mark Schnurman .:

October 27, 1987 PAGE 816 BARUCH'S ATHLETIC FACILITIES

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By MICKEY KRAMER director had this to say, "My only complaint is that students in the student government get Sports and fitness can be a big part of to register early but not athletes....it should college life, but not if not enough students be either all or none... the administration know about our facilities and not if our can be short-sided at times because athletes own administration offers little, if any sup­ represent the school and give the school port. Forgetting "for the moment "that we publicity.?" One example of publicity lostis have no football, let's just talk about what Peter Lewison. Peter learned how to fence -- ~ ...• we do have; Baruch College Does have a here (79-83) and then competed in the 1984 ....: weight room (containing weights, exercise Olympics. I'm sure that few people who

etc.) .~... bikes, mats located on the lIth floor were in the school then knew and no new ,"." ...... ;.:. .", the 23rd Street Building. Baruch College students knew, yet an alumnus competing does have a gym (volleyball and basketball in the Olympics is something the school. WIN daily) on the 6th floor of the 23rd Street could've used to show that Baruch is not Building. Baruch even has a pool located in just a business school. Another member of the 23rd Street Building basement. Also, to the facility, Elizibeth Bennett, the women's Queens the surprise of many. we have tennis courts vollyball coach was also very upset over the Hunter located at the Armory on Lex and 25th refusal of early registration because she Street. Appointments must be made in feels she lost some players, who due to Room J120 in the 23rd Street Building. I'm night school. couldn't join the team. Con­ sure many students were unaware of these cerning the administration, she says, "They almost total lack of support the school ad­ neglect to inform the student body of the

ministration gives our school sports. teams and facilities." She also feels that not ...... ," Student-athletes were refused early enough money is spent on Baruch sports. "os: registration. This in turn, turned many into The condition of the gym is fine for recrea­ just students because scheduling con flicts tional vollyball but for the team there needs hindered their practice time. Ray Rankis, to be improvements. The gym needs better basketball coach, intermural/recreational traction and clearer out-lines.

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