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Volume XXXVIII, Number 56 __ Thursday, May 4, 1995 _ Founded [9571 Hick . Hicks Beats Harris~~~~~~~i Unofficial Results Released By Election Board Name Annette Hicks As Next Polity PresidenlL laws require candidates to be at BYJASON YUNG However, the Polity judiciary meeting, and that meeting a week ago." juniors to run, Bollers Statesman Staff Judiciary made a ruling furthermore, "[The Judiciary] Bruzzese had apparently least He pointed out that the Polity Wednesday afternoon, Wednesday afternoon that said I could run, and now they are inquired about this earlier. As of Constitution, which supersedes unofficial disqualified Pace. According to going back [on their word]." -said that the election board told Annette Hicks is the only requires the Election Board by-laws, a Chief Justice of the him "time and time again" that all by-laws, Polity President-elect. sophomore standing to run for the joining Hicks Unofficially non-Presidential positions,. In Council will be on the Executive other words, there is no formal Rosner, Vice President- Nicole provision such as an amendment Lisa Mather, Secretary- elect; that restricts freshman from Abel, Senior el-ect; Erika running for Vice President. Cherri Lee, Representative-elect; In a separate ruling, the Junior Representative-elect; and Judiciary ruled that there would Monique Maylor, Sophomore be no run-off election for Senior Representative-elect. Representative. Commuter According to unofficial Student Association President results released by the Election Erika Abel received the most Board Monday, Hicks is a secure votes, with 400 out of 840 votes. winner with 60.1 % of the vote Runner-up Julio Alarcon received (985 out of 1639). IFSC 344 votes, giving him 41.0% to Secretary Lisa Mather won -bythe Abel's 47.6%. largest margin? getting 76.6% of Since Abel did not win by the vote (1095 out of 1430). more than 10%, the Election Cherri Lee also won comfortably Annette Hicks ruled that there should be with 64.0% of the vote (352 out Board- Vincent a run-off. Many felt that this of 550). --- candidate for President or Vice Polity President Crystal Plati (right) argues with Chief Justice decision to disqualify Laura Pace as VP decision was made after The Vice Presidential race president must be a junior or Bruzzese over Judiciary's candidate determining the unofficial results would have been too close to call. senior in the year in which he or and was therefore biased. Current Sophomore she takes office. Pace, who will Judiciary, Vincent Bruzzese, said there was no clause in the by- "I don't think a run-off Representative Nicole Rosner be a sophomore next year, did not he stumbled across the clause in laws saying Pace couldn't run. scheduled during the Wednesday was in a virtual tie with current meet this criteria. question Tuesday night, knowing Sean Bollers, Election Board during finals week would be a Freshman Representative Laura Pace, when reached for that there would be questions Chair, says that this decision will Pace. Rosner got 706 votes to comment, did not feel the concerning another matter. Had not hold. First of all, Pace was See RESULTS, Page 3 Pace's 701; there were 19 write- decision was fair. She claimed he seen this "a week ago, there not present at the meetings. ins. she was not contacted about the would have been an emergency -Although the Election Board by- Cogeneration Plant Escap( Tes-axes BY RICHARD D. COLE : . Ryan said that he had turned Special to Statesman to the New York State Office of As reported earlier in the Real Property Services and' Statesman, -May Ist was the SUNY'attorneys for help in deadline for the Brookhaven deciding this issues. Assessor's office to come to a Counsel for the Office of decision regarding the taxable Real Property Services, Emily status of the cogeneration power Goodman, said that this case was plant,, located on the west very complicated and that campus, according to New York without seeing the actual contract State law. signed between the State The 40 megawatt Attorney General and NCP, it cogeneration plant is owned and would be impossible to make a operated by the Nissequogue definitive call on this case. Cogeneration Partners Assistant Superintendent for corporation (NCP). NCP is a Business of the Three Village shell corporation owned jointly Central School Districtl, John by Public Service Enterprises Lorentz, said that the district was Group of New Jersey and Brookhaven Town Officials fear a lawsuit if the Cogeneration Plant still interested in purchasing Brooklyn Union Gas. on the West Campus is levied a tax discounted electricity from the James Ryan, Brookhaven's Ryan also said that he felt the It's not as clear cut as people University. The Superintendent assessor, said that he had not State of New York would file think it is. So, I am still up in of Schools, Dr. Barter, and come to a decision and that it was litigation against his office if he the air with it," he said. Lorentz are scheduled to meet unlikely that a decision would be taxed the plant for "assessing Ryan spoke of several with University President Shirley made this year. "It would things illegally." concerns. "I don't know what Strum Kenny next week to probably end up in litigation if I "At the moment, I am still the relationship is between the further discuss this issue. were to tax it because there is an waiting for information from owner of the plant and S UNY .. Currently- Xthe school issue of public benefit that is SUNY Albany and there is a lot . We have to address the issue of district spends just under one generated out of this," Ryan said. more to this than meets the eye. public benefit." See COGEN. Page 5 2 M 0 Crime Stopper: one who reports crime because it's the right thing to do. Look, all of us are victims of crime at one time or another. And for those lucky enough not to be, you certainly know someone who's been hurt by crime. So, if you have info about a crinne that's been committed, call Crime Stoppers. All information will be kept strictly confidentia I- you don't even have to tell them your name! Best of all, you can help the good guys catch the bad guys. 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BY JASON YUNG concerning concert policy. Though Statesman. Staff festival seating is one concern, there are Yesterday evening, Annette Hicks other security and safety issues that need took time out from the Campus Life to be addressed before changing any OFF Awards to talk about her imminent policy. Presidency. Another issue is administrative costs Hicks was glad that the students had within Polity. Hicks pointed out that many shown their support, saying that they made items in-the administrative budget YOUR their choice clear as to who should be normally would not be included in that of leading student government. a business. In particular, many of the The first thing Hicks wants to do as salaries and stipends go back tostudents. Polity President is to carry out a full-scale Without stipends, Polity would become an- recruitment and publicity campaign. elitist organization; with stipends, it Hicks hopes to show what Polity has to provides enough compensation to allow BACK offer, and at the same-time, to ask the students to devote their time and efforts students what they want from student to their work. government. In closing, Hicks said, "I thank [the : Hicks' opponent, Gershwin Senator students] for their support, and I thank I know Sean Harris, garnered 40 percent of the them for-believing in me, because I vote, but Hicks said that she shared many that I wouldn't be here if there weren' of the concerns addressed by Harris' students that disregarded the negative platform. press and I'm looking forward to working For instance, there would be further with them, and that I hope we have a El dialogue with the Office of Student Affairs productive and progressiveyear."

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- He - 6 The fLegacy of Oklahoirla City Much of last week did not deal with restricting civil liberties. Under this ruling Some Congressional Democrats government into the content ofprogramming "The Beltway," but outside the Capital and (which I tend to agree with), the government might decide to bring the "Fairness occasioned by the enforcement of the within the heartland of America; the tried to protect the public from domestic and/ Doctrine" back. This would mean that any doctrine unnecessarily restricts the bombing of Oklahoma City. or foreign terrorist acts within a reasonable broadcaster (TV or radio) must give equal journalisticfreedom of broadcasters T 1,., Ace. _A 1 Know many commentators time to an opposing view Furthermore,wefind that the fairness have spoken and written various point. doctrine, in operation,actually inhibits the opinions on this tragic and However, the FCC in presentation of controversial issues of horrendous terrorist act. 1985 remarked on the public importance to the detriment of the However, there is one fear that "Fairness Doctrine": public and indegradationof the editorial commentators have: the ftuther "We believe that the prerogativesof broadcastjournalists. " restriction of individual and civil interest of the public in Thus, if you complain about any liberties. viewpoint uiversuty isjutly comments (even my own comments,) just I can understand these fears of judgment of restricting political freedoms. served by the multiplicity of voices in the refute them. Do not try to regulate them, unless limitations of civil rights, but the question After all, we do not want to see these extreme marketplace today and that the intrusionof there is "a clear and present danger." L is: should we impose such limitations on right-wing militia groups (who allegedly Americans? caused this heinous act). We constantly have this conflict of If this was the Federal Republic of individual rights vs. law and order. This Germany, these militia groups would be Cogen Plant Escapes Taxes debate is as old as the Republic itself. banned for just advocating a violent COGEN, From Front Page year to the University, which contributes We rebelled against Britain back in rebellion against the establishment. million dollars a year on electricity no tax base to the fire company. "There 1776, because of our feelings that our Because it would violate Article 18 of the alone. Reflecting on the current are many things that we have to purchase rights as Englishmen were being severely German Basic Law, (Grundgesetz) of property tax exempt status of the plant, and train for just to protect that limited by the government. attacking, "the free democratic basic Lorentz made a comment that seems to University. And we don't receive any However, to produce a stable nation, order." (I wonder if we would be willing be on the lips of many people in the compensation what-so-ever." said we sometimes have to give up some of to adopt such a law in this nation.) It is Three Village community. "It's curious Diabasi. our freedoms of being individuals. The surely more restrictive on political liberties to me how groups such as that nature He specifically referred to offering question then becomes, how far do we go? than our "clear-and present-danger" test. [refering to plant owners Brooklyn fire protection for the University A ruling by a famous U.S. Supreme However, there is always the political Union Gas and PSEG] could have tax Hospital which is the tallest building in Court Justice, Oliver Wendell Holmes, under atmosphere to look into: when we see exempt status," he said. Suffolk County - "the only one that Schenck v. UnitedStates (1919) stated that: these horrendous acts of terrorism, who Setauket Fire District Business legally classifies as a high-rise." "Free speech would notprotect a man are we to blame? Manager Ron Diabasi said that the fire Diabasi also said that the fire district in falsely shouting fire in a theatre, and President Bill Clinton said that this district has been interested in this case spends between five and eight thousand causing a panic ... The question in each terrorist act was caused by "hate speech" and is concerned that the cogen plant is dollars a month on electricity and gas. case is whether the words used are used said -by people who totally dislike the currently being considered exempt from The purchase of discounted electricity in such circumstances and are of such a federal government. Nevertheless, what real property tax. from the University by the fire district nature as to create a clear and present does he mean by "hate speech"? Is he "It's a commercia-building. It has not been provided for by the State danger that they will bring about the referring to -these right-wing militia doesn't make a difference that it's on Legislature. substantive evils that Congresshas a right organizations, only? Or is he referring to state land. It's a commercial building Attempts to contact NCP executives to prevent. It is a question of proximity the constructive criticism he is receiving on state land so it can be taxed," he said. and obtain a copy-of the contract (or cause) and degree." from various talk show hosts (not only Diabasi also said that the fire between NCP and the state has met with This ruling laid down a principle of not Rush Limbaugh and Bob Grant). district makes an average of 60 calls a no success. - L

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a: s : write-in campaigns. Id like to give some election, Article VII, Section B, paragraph Candidates examples of rules nrot found' in the 4 should be amended so that the head of Constitution or Bylaws which may have the Election Committee and its members Were Serious had an effect on our campaign. A physics be selected from those members of the graduate student reported to us that he was -GSOSenate not standing for election. not allowed to turn in eleven legal ballots Public endorsement of a candidate by About Elections given to him by friends unable to get to members of the Election Committee should the GSO Office that day. He was told in be grounds for dismissal. Second, the To the Editor: order to vote after Wednesday the 24th, Committee to Amend the Election Bylaws A letter appeared in the April 27 individual students would have to come should postpone their meeting until after edition of The Stony Brook Statesnmanfrom into the GSO Office and show July 1st. I agree the Bylaws need to be Anne Mayer, GSO President, Wilbur identification. This requirement is not spelled out more explicitly with regard to Farley, GSO Secretary, and Paul Walker, listed on either the ballots, or the Bylaws. write-in candidates, but the current Speaker of the GSO Senate, in regards to As this is an inconvenience to any graduate government has made their feelings known the past GSO election. They criticized our student, we curtailed our campaign efforts in "GSO Doesn't Support Write-Ins." write-in campaign and openly endorsed our after this event. Finally, our election monitors were told that opposition. We would like the opportunity We were also told that the election was the election was not invalidated because to reply to their allegations and raise nearly invalidated because we distributed of the lack of time to hold a new election. concerns about the handling of the election our ticket's literature next to the election This is no excuse. The election should be as well. ballots. We believe this action was invalidated, and a new election held in the We are greatly offended by the necessary to show we were running a fall. In order for the GSO to function, the accusation that we were not serious about serious campaign and exercise our First recently elected officers should take their the campaign. Mark Pollack, Will Orrick, Amendment rights, given our opposition places until the new election. Hopefully, Sergey Chernyshev, Rajiv Kamilla, and I had their statements printed on the opposite this incident will create interest in the GSO, formulated issues we thought were not side of the ballots. At the time, we if only to shatter the kind of inbred thinking addressed by either the present GSO or the accredited these actions to confusion about that currently prevails. Hopefully, irate candidates then running. We tried to run the election rules and overzealousness on voters will send-a'message by coming out on a platform of increased fiscal the part of the Election Committee. After to vote, so that the Executive Council responsibility in light of possible SUNY reading on May 1st, the submitted letter, I offices are not won by 159 (or 72!) out of budget cuts. We believe large sums of GSO began to see a coherent agenda. 2388 possible votes. money are going to benefit only a select This brings me to my final point. I While I have a certain amount of few in the graduate community, and we believe the head of the Election contempt for those in the' passing GSO wanted to make-the GSO budget reflect the Committee, the GSO Secretary, should not administration involved in this travesty, I needs of the community as a whole. have endorsed' acandidate and continued would like to take this opportunity to Failing this, we would have pushed for to run the election apparatus. Every congratulate Eric Knappenberger, Ira budget cuts. For example, one of the cuts government in the free world would Jarrette, and Lamine Savane. I hope we we proposed was elimination of the GSO's consider this an egregious abuse of power, can work together to make the GSO an Executive Council's salaries. We also if not tampering with elections; on the other organization more responsive todthe needs believe money could be saved by hand, this is a common way for of the entire graduate stude Qomnipity._ modernizing the GSO in ways like putting' dictatorships to insure secession. I do not '7',':.*'^ : ;'^f' ^''^ incere yours,^ News and Views online, saving some accept Mr. Farley's claim that he acted in Vice-rsi "Dae d J.hreGwnO publishing costs. writing his letter only as the GSO Vice President-Elect of the GSO Yes, we started late, but it took Secretary, not as head of the- Election We concur. community awareness of the referendum Committee. Article VII, Section B, Mark Pollack Crystal Plati- a lifelong SASU to increase the activity fee to mobilize our paragraph 4 makes no distinction between Will Orrick membership, many GROW training outrage at the system. We believe that other the roles. I reject Mr. Farley's claim that Sergey Chernyshev workshops, recruitment and retention options should be studied besides he can keep these two roles separate unless Rajiv Kamilla programs, and someone to actually listen reflexively raising our fees. We all felt, he suffers from clinical schizophrenia. to this outside of Stony Brook. even though most of us lost, the defeat of Mr. Farley also claimed at the May Ist Rich Cole- Rich, what can I say? There the activity fee increase by our supporters GSO Senate Meeting that his endorsement Last Will and is so much. I leave you a good friend, a made our campaign worth our while. was brought about by "improprieties" by happy marriage, a bottle of percodan and letter questions our our ticket. In evidence of his statement, Testament forum for your views. In addition, the : an eternal commitment and experience. On a positive he supplied a photocopy of two election ' ^' *; -*'*,. -^"*^ * ** Jerry Canada- THE BOOK. note, I hope my service as the first student ballots, claiming the similarities showed a To the Editor: Joey Abutel- Jerry Canada. to serve on two boards of Cornell forged ballot and therefore election fraud. After five years I am finally Tom Masse- a bed to sleep in, more T- University can be put to some use for the He did not, however, show any graduating. This fact is met by myself with Shirts, a night with Annette Hicks and good of the graduate students of Stony authentication for either ballot. The top elation and sadness. Elation that I am going recognition for the work you've done for Brook. I was the student representative of ballot was the one I myself cast. I brought to graduate school and move on with my the school and Statesman. the University Review Board from 1990 this fact out at the meeting. Admittedly, life, sadness because the events that Mike 'Boubie' Berger- A truly great to 1991 and a member of the Violations things were agitated at this point; I myself occurred over the past five years which friend a leave you a job, a broken window, Appeals Board from 1989 to 1991, serving stormed out of the meeting in anger after have shape my life are now all in the past. a winning horse and years of poker still to as its chair for the 1990-91 year. Moreover, the Secretary's report was read. As Rajiv I have enjoyed nothing more than my come (even though I'm a better player). M we reject the idea that ideas can only come Kamilla, the Stony Brook Council-Elect, public service to the students in my time Nick Palumbo- "The center never m from inside the GSO apparatus and their and I were prohibited by parliamentary here. Some may say that I was too holds," marry Laura, go to law school, get 1) mechanism for promotion. To suggest this procedure from directly questioning Mr. antagonistic but this is not true. Whenever a good stock tip and never lose your greed. 0 monopoly of ideas resides with the GSO Farley (we are not currently GSO I argued with the Polity Executive Council May we always remain friends. IV is reminiscent of how leaders in the Senators), certain serious questions remain (President, Vice-President, etc.), it was to Robyn Sauer- Every spades game you Communist bloc maintained power. unanswered. First, I received neither an keep a balance of power. You see, the won I threw, a court case on NIA, James I would now like to condemn elements apology, nor a clarification after stating the council has always had too much power Dean holding a penguin and of course 0 =K in the GSO government for their treatmentL top ballot of those considered as evidence and someone had to make sure it wasn't everyone's dream, five minutes alone in a As for my own actions as a student ^p of our write-in campaign. I resent the of fraud was mine. I can only assume by abused. room with the council member of your 41 I will let my record stand by itself. ?P preferential treatment given to Nilay Patel,, his silence Mr. Farley accuses me leader, choice. . . ».+ personally of election fraud. If I do nol It's one that includes being the chairperson because he filed for the ballot "just after" Erika Abel- A well deserved seat on m the deadline. Was Mr. Patel sick; whatt receive a public apology or clarification b) of P.S.C.(Program Service Council), a the council, a missed date with Dave and a were his extenuating circumstances? Iif May 15th, I shall assume Mr. Farle) board that funded more clubs than at any life with Stevo. tf should itt deliberately means to impugn m) time in Polity's history; Coordinating as was clearly not, what possible difference Stevb Alamia- "The ball ICl make if he files late, or doesn't file at all?? character, and shall retaliate by filinE Commuter President the largest foul," a rematch, a couple of valium, and Is the GSO'stating the write-in slot shouldI slander charges in District Court. This programming event in Polity over the past when are you going to propose to Erika? only be used to elect those candidatess letter serves as legal notice of m: three years; Captain of the Blood Drive that Adam Turner- A book that's entitled favored by the GSO? The presence of ai intentions. Because of Mr. Farley's actions collected the most pints of blood in seven "How to leech off pcople." Adam, get back write-in candidate is to facilitate directt I believe justice mandates an emergence years; restructuring Judiciary, etc. I could what you had three -years ago or you'll ^0- democracy, not to coronate a favored1 session of the GSO Senate, with the sol( go on but I grow modest and thus digress. never be the same. cn politician. purpose of invalidating the election, an( What I really wanted to do (other than Nicole Rosner- In the top five of the I also believe rules were added iri dismissing with prejudice Mr. Farley o0 pat myself on the back for a while) was nicest people I have ever met. You are too addition to those listed in the GSC) charges of gross misconduct. leave the following memories and advice sweet to be involved in campus politics, Constitution and Election Bylaws. On thiss I believe the GSO must do two thing for certain people I knew. but since you are, you deserve the point, I agree with Secretary Farley that immediately and seriously consider a third Dan Slepian and David Greene- All the current bylaws 'are unable to handle5 First, since the Secretary can stand for re the Polity money you can take. See WILL, Page 17 0,0 el ol 1 .1%, . I 10 r

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TgY B o Taking~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1Ne Yor By VodoI tr n JOSEPH P. GRASSI will be astounded the way he leaves today's -- ___ Statesman Staff Writer guitar wizards in the dust. The rhythm section is rounded out by Voodoo Storm is the shot in the arm bass player Limo Rosado and drummer rock needs. Since Nirvanamade it big in Ray Montecalvo. Both these players give '90, hard rock and grunge has gotten stale. great attention to detail and originality, in MTV and WDRE claim they are on the addition to providing a rock solid cutting-edge of new music with the trite foundation for the band's music. Ray sounds of the Meat Puppets, Helmet, Live Montecalvo is like a mad-dog behind the and other bands that are a waste of time. drums, exhibiting strength, endurance and The real cutting edge is happening in feel. And Limo balances the intense mad the New York underground scene and like quality of the band with his nonchalant Voodoo Storm is taking it by storm. More attitude. popular than any other new band in the Voodoo Storm is now currently on an N.Y. / Long Island club scene, Voodoo independent label and has just released a Storm is serious music. new compact disc. (E.P.) They have Lead guitarist John Moravick recently opened for such bands as Fates describes the band's music as, "Power Warning at the Roxy and Marilyn Manson Groove." That is the closest one can come at Malibu. There is some talk of more to explaining what their sound is like other shows at Malibu in the summer but for right than saying, their music could get even now their next show in the Long Island area the most mild mannered person to mosh vuuuuo ;lurm is going to be at the club Page 6, in Long like a maniac. In fact, it can be said that Steve Rodriguez is an experience to Speaking of which, the other Beach on June 2. some of their songs initiate hip grinding. behold. With a raw and dark voice and an members of the band could be described For more information, call the Voodoo Talent, lyrics filled with social and incredible presence that borders on cryptic, as "monster" players. Storm hot-line at (516)-538-4106. At this time political comment, and music that you can he is a refreshing change to the usual dead John Moravick brings back the band is negotiating prospective blast in your car to let everyone know deals with beat frontmen. Each one of Voodoo musicianship to rock guitar. He plays with major labels. Rock music desperately needs you're coming, Voodoo Storm has it on Storm's performances are energetic a groove thicker than a milkshake, and something to stir things up in toady's music. It all counts. Lead Singer and main lyricist musical monsters. when it comes to soloing, guitar players needs a Voodoo Storm. E The Scorpions Live Album Bites ][t The Scorpions have been without the usual four year the songs do bite. charts. Regardless, they are also putting out two or three around for a long time. No their layoff that bands seem to take Like most Scorpion a major force around the world. new songs. If the songs are music is not timeless. today. Their latest record is a albums, this one has an almost Albeit that they are German, so great that the band (record Nonetheless they continue to live disc entitled, "Live Bites." equal ration of rock songs and they are bigger than Metallica, company) feels the urge to put make album after album Well, they are live and most of ballads. The most appealing I Pearl Jam, and fGuns n' Roses out a package (that their fans rocker is "Rhythm of Love," from continent to continent. basically already have), why their 1988 blatantly sexual This is the reason for-an album the new songs? To soften the single. It doesn't compare like-this one. Sure, a few blow of spending $17 for a with classic songs like "Rock American die-hards will buy compact disc? The new You Like A Hurricane" or releases "Bigr Citv Nights-" almost from their last live f o r c e record, World Wide - _^--B--^^^J the true Live, but then f a n T--q _^^^^^^^^^B to they'll probably - s buy the never make songs d i s c as good as those -this record, but I because they want to hear the again. :can only imagine token few new songs. Their 1991 this was meant CA - All the great hard-rock, E smash hit "Wind of fofr: their loyal live albums are exactly that - Change," is part of fans' around the live. From Iron Maiden's the collection on world. "Live after Death," to Ozzy's this record. It is by no means There are three new tracks "Tribute," album. If the songs as good as their quintessential on this record.: "Edge of Time," cannot stand on their own, Cis ballad,,"Still "o Loving-You," "Heroes Don't Cry,' and they do not deserve to be re- 0 but it's still effective. When "White Dove." All the money released as a package. &4 they finally do retire, this made off the latter song will be The songs on the Live Bites song will probably be the only donated directly to UNICEF for record are second-rate. These song off this album that will Rwanda - you don't-see many guys are too old to write a song -be remembered. ed bands doing that. These songs called, "Tease Me Please," and The Scorpions probably sound like they were picked off for anyone to take them reached their peek in the the cutting room floor however seriously at the same time. I'll United States between 1984- and pieced together for this give them credit for sticking to 1986; that's ten years ago. album. their guns for so long, even "Wind of Change" has been Also, I'm sick of hearing though their pistols shoot water their only song since then that about a band releasing a lisve and not bullets. 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Actions eventually evolved. have been taken by the Earth Currently, Earth Action Action Board members to expand Board, headed by Jake the insufficient recycling program Eisendorrer, Ernest Tsao, and for three years but many Joseph-Whelan has expanded administrative bodies on campus its goals to include various have impeded the expected projects. In 1989, the Earth development of this program. Brook's recycling situation. The current board is pictured above, at Action Board was founded in In March of 1994, a proposal the Roth Quad regatta. ROUTES. MORECIES, MORE order to improve Stony was sent to Campus Residences' given to the Appropriations Stony Brook's MOREOlOICESI red tape, Jake Brook's recycling situation. administration regarding the Committee for Wecan helpyou trade a little flexibility university budget Eisendorfer, arranged private forMAJOR SAVINGS onyour wx epeln The only thing as far as proper expansion of recycling to all of consideration. This was denied as meetings with various Vice summerxpemnce. A11HIT00'1the waste management that was the residence halls. This proposal well, claiming that the university Presidents of the university to sourcefor the student traveller. Cdl happening on campus was a was denied by them on the budget was not large enough to discuss the future of Stony for yw FREEinformation package. very small paper recycling grounds that the bins that were undertake a program whose intent Brook's recycling program. project in the Administration chosen were not aesthetically is to continue human Currently, the Campus 800-326-2009 Building. When the founding pleasing. preservation. Residences' administration has Asrfookte inC pports members of Earth Action A second proposal was Because of the extreme Tro"evelol, lTimes, Board, got on the job, after written by the recycling office and difficulties in cutting through See EARTH, Next Page Wdigint put, RAo Sion. VILLAGE BEVERAGE PRO-PA0IN - Th e Tru th Hurts KEGS, COLD BEER & SODA' BY MARC WEISBAUM War (Not Love)" and if the bands name didn't state it Staff - ______Statesman clearly enough, it is obvious that they don't have a big Pro-Pain builds up a massive wall of nois;e with their second problem with violence. album,.The Truth Hurts. If one can beak thrc)ugh that wall they Specific songs need no mention because they are will discover that this is one of the angnest albums to emerge all positively bludgeoning. It is almost like a ten song from NYC. assault with only occasional breaks in the attack. Some To those of you unfamiliar with the ban(d, it consists of old twists featured are a sax solo and some crazy wah-wah Long Island hard-core band, The Crumbsuckers, alumni Gary pedal effects on the guitar in "One Man Army." A Meskil on bass and vocals along with Dan Ric;hardson on drums. reference to the old Crumb sucker days with "The Beast On guitars they have Nick St. Dennis w/ho replaces Tom Is Back" (referring to "Beast On My Back"). Klimchuck (who plays on their first album bLitleft shortly after) The title track gives us an ugly dose of reality before and the newly added Mike Hollman. we break for "Put The Lights Out" (which I'll tear apart Okay, history time over, let's get down to their new offering. later). Other amazing tracks include "Denial," "Bad While it has been out for almost a year, it still ssells rather strongly Blood," and "Down In The Dumps." Each song hits Next to Mario's Restaurant for a band on an independent label. The albumi opens with "Make like a fist which serves to prepare you if you were -to L la-lwaplwdlaH &I experience them live (if you're ever looking for a fight, just find out where they are playing). 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mmmu m= m Ir-rc r: nTr 0 nc A; MoreLetters &Opinions iUSA 1.N .Z U- l 17 =r e es Pl-oi STONY BROOK NVF Bruzzese's Last Will * Lighting, Axtother Concept You May Want To Look Into 1 11790- WILL, From Page 9 Here's the scenario. You filmed the presidency of Polity. No one is better for Inaugural Video Dance, in the -dark, and 1- 751 -9734 the students. By the way, didn't you date you can't see anyone's faces. What is the Jim Coffey once? solution? WeH, if you're 3TV, you slap a -:-- Bonnie Sauer- The King of few of those fancy titles on it and hope - -ComeCelebrate Diamonds. people don't realize that they can't see any Chad Baldante- True Love and a book faces. What is my solution? Alight. Most that tells 1001 ways to find it. video cameras come equipped with a light SUNY Senior's Week My Mother- For doing all the things and from what I understand, you guys at, a mother should and taking each one a 3TV have some pretty decent equipment Starting This Friday with: million steps further. Thank you for the down there. Hey, wait a second, why support and encouragement. To continue didn't you just borrow the flashlight that would take forever. Craig Oliver's crew taped onto their FRIDAY "TROPICAL HAPPY Marie, Caruso- My fiancee and soul camera for the Blackout Coverage and use HOUR" mate. There is so much to say here. I it for your camera? Didn't you realize promise you SATURDAY &t SUNDAY 'HAPPY the best of everything and my when you were taping the dance that you HOUR' lifelong devotion. If I were to go on, it couldn't see anyone? What seems even FROM 1 7PM would get very sappy, so I'll just stop here., r )re ridiculous to me is that you guys put . There are many other people who I -tl tape on the air. TUESDAY BURGER & BREW NITE haven't mentioned because there just isn't Know I know that many of you the space.- Yet, all of C.S.A., several reading this, including 3TV, are saying, WITH LIVE ENTERTAINMENT:: members of Sig Ep (special mention to "instead of mocking 3TV, why-don't you Rich), staff of Statesman (especially Paul) get involved and help them out." Well, WEDNESDAY LADIES NITE & and the staff of Administration and Polity the answer is, I have tried. I filled out deserve mention. Other people I was so about 5-6 applications and left numerous KARAOKE NITE - LADIES DRINK disgusted with and they know who they messages in the office during the course are, I didn't want to write them down. of the last year. Someone finally contacted FREE AT THE BAR! Some are better just forgotten. Either way, me a few weeks ago to attend a training through my years here. I've grown rather session. I couldn't make it and they told THURSDAYYIS UNIERSI/ADIES NITE THE attached to Stony Brook. Which is why I me that they would tell me- when other will be returning in the fall as a graduate sessions would be held.,, Guess what? They FINAL UNINERSIY ITE OF THE SCHOOL , student at Stony Brook. I look forward to never did, and they probably won't after being a member of G.S.O. (Graduate reading this. Not only have they been YEAR! Student Organization). Hopefully they're unprofessional in conducting themselves in a little less corrupt then their the office by not returning phone calls for a undergraduate counterparts are. See you year, they are extremely unprofessional on THE PARK BENCH IS NOW TAKING YOUR next, year! the air. All of my advice is something that In student unity, anyone involved in television should know. GRADUATION (Mother's Day) BRUNCH/DINNER Vincent J. Bruzzese I guess 3TV thinks that they know what they RESERVATIONS. Undergraduate Polity Chief Justice are doing but they really don't. -M !1

Constructive Criticism for 3TV : To the Editor: Now, normally I don't make a point of watching 3TV and now that I have seen some of the programs that they have produced, I know why I' don't watch. The Unfortunately, our, programming is pathetic. Now, I do realize that 3TV isn't a major network and I do realize that you have just competitor is struggling e got your feet on the ground belt you guys should know the basics if you are going to try (and I stress try) to run a television station. As a former Program Director of a with this simple test: college TV. station and someone with five years of television production experience, I am offering a few pointers. *You Want People To Watch Don't You? OfTrue Did you guys really find I-CON so interesting that . you felt compelled to film a documentary about? Did you really think there was some crying outpour from the 0k False campus to see a group of I-CONers sit around a table and bicker over badges and walkie-talkies? The entire Now we're not saying anyone's Iying, you understand. - hour was filled with nothing. Your documentary only confirms one thing, I-CON is a group that I want no part It's just The Princeton Review can't seem to figure out exactly what's of. No one was having fun in that film, no one seemed true. Their advertised average LSAT score improvement dropped from glad to be part'of I-CON. I am positive that I-CON would "10+ points" in 1993 to 7.5 last year. Now an arbitration panel has be the subject of a very' good documentary but not the ruled that their "study" really only supported arty average improvement way you presented it. If 4 wasn't getting such a good of 6.9 points. That same arbitration panel'ruled similarly for their 6t laugh out of it, I would have turned it off in a matter of MCAT, GRE and GMAT studies. , 90 seconds. In fact, Prin ceton Review has been forced to abandon or lower * Editing, Look Into It every score claim that has ever -been legally challenged and resolved.

- : 18 14ore. Letters &n Opion-s SororityGave Honest yet another exposition of our 'fleshy, baby making bodies.' Our eighties STONY BROOK BEUERRGEINC. dance featured a song by Madonna, "Express Yourself." Our- lead COLD BEER, SODA & KEGS "Tribute to Women" dancer's costume, including her "cones" was a spoof of Madonna's act in her music video of that song. It was not intended to cheapen women At Spirit Night in any way, and we do not feel that it did. Apparently, neither did the judges who are respected members of the University Administration To the Editor: and our Student Government. I guess the editorial staff blinked for a On behalf of myself and my sisters, I would like to respond to really long time during the portion of our program where my sisters, your misguided assessment of our 'Tribute to Women" which we dressed in the uniforms of professions that women were traditionally performed for last week's spirit night. We are a diverse group of women not encouraged by men to be, were lauded for their achievements. We who have the utmost respect for gender equality and the advances were especially insulted by your failure in your "editorial" to mention women have made over the years in striving to reach that goal. that. Furthermore, one of my sisters is a combat medic in the United In your editorial, you paid a great deal of attention to our costumes States Army, and proudly wore her country's uniform during her service during the dance numbers. Each of the costumes we wore were in the Arny as well as in that portion of our program. I really doubt respective to the era which we were portraying. In the fifties number, anyone who saw this portion of our program could consider her or any we wore button down, long-sleeved shirts and baggy jeans - very of the other professional women whose achievements were lauded as revealing. In the sixties number, we wore minidresses which just pieces of meat. .iaIjjmoIw RMa djM2 I .I corresponded to the fashion of that particular time. In the seventies We were honored and proud to perform our 'Tribute to Women" number, we wore jeans and tie-dyed tee shirts with our letters on them, for President Kenny and Dr. Marburger, as well as the other members of the administration. We would never cheapen or demean ourselves just to get a little male attention. We don't need to.Apparently the editorial staff, which consists of only one woman and five men, were too busy ogling us to get the real message of our program. I'm really curious, did any of you even bother to show up to the actual competition the week previous to our performance for President Kenny? Oh, that s right, it's a XGreek" event. God forbid Statesman should give any accurate coverage to an event whose participants are the backbone of this school's spirit - fraternities and sororities. We support the Athletics Department and the Spirit Club as well 1 as many other philanthropic events in I and around Stony Brook. Were you here before the Greeks got involved in Homecoming and Spirit night? Does i anybody remember what that was like? -Itwas ajoke. Perhaps if your editorial staff had been to the actual competition, you f H f would have seen that we won because among our competitors, we had the best overall performance, not just because of our excellent theme. We respect and admire all the hard work our fellow Greeks put into Homecoming and Spin't night, but it's very clear that you don't. In response - to your ridiculous remark that we should be arrested for public lewdness, allI cansavisgrow u. If voureditorial staff with it's one token female believe that we should walk around wearing Little House on the Prairie ankle-length dresses, you really need to get out more. Finally, In response to your absurd allegation that we won for political reasons, I have only one answer for you... "It's a Conspiracy." Sincerely, KellyAnneDolan Theta Phi Alpha Sorority Editor's Note: Firstand foremost, our woman editor is extremely offended at being called"token." hy do youfeel it necessary to demean a woman in a on constructive position? She, of all the t-» editors, was most offended by your performance ana was the biggest advocate ofthe editorial.Many ofour female staff and other women on IA campus that we spoke tofelt the same. As for the portion of the program when sisters paradedacross the stage in the garb of professionals, one was dressedas a martialartist." That'sa respectableprofession? And4 in regard Army uniform, we With Signet, your loan won't be plain English, not Banker-ese. ) A A 1QQQ0 to the-woman in the 04 And Call Liza now at -'80C Save- l uCJCatStatesman have nothing but the Cab sold to anyone else. (Which means you'llfind our repayment policies ,(8:30-6:00, Mon-Fri EST) for 3 free -- utmost respectfor people in uniform, $-4 you won't be writing six different flexible and fair. student loan kit. especially since two of our editors did It.t$:z checks to six different loan servicers.) theirtimealso. But, asfaraswerecall, "C .I So if you're looking for a simple . ..Fs. Your 2 -A 7\f~V women have been in the military for questions will be answered in way to fund college, do the obvious. SI V1U Kay s JOL. decades. That isn 'ta recent develop- ra ment that shows progress. 5> Also, we never saidyou should be arrested, only that you would have been at one time. Orfoea fte s , ? ooad s d m - Finally,our chiefeditor is one of the founding membersand anofficer ofthe USB Spirit Club. He almost solely Of i UQ'te Surfin' the ANet anyftime soon/, lea e your n me, address / cl net andl a-message online at signet~iW,oet organizedthefirst Homecoming Spirit Night. He hasn't missed one, yet. IT SignetBankfVirginia. Signet Bank/Maryland, Signet Bank N.A., Members FDIC and Equal Opportunity Lenders. Signer registereda serv mark of Signet Banking Corporation. Lend(or Code 1805595 IS NOTA'4GREEKWEVENT. Itis L an event for ALL students. . .=------Have a great summer. CSubie Says: Rangers Contend, But It's Qubec in the Et.d 19 reTTrs7 Dt--u -nt1 i GUISE,I vrom HacK rage real thing, as anyone who watched last year's Steve Duschene and Al Macinnis lead a Felix Potvin is too erratic for the Maple Hasek may stand on his head and pull out playoffs knows. With stingy defense and solid defensive corps and Curtis Joseph is a Leafs to make a serious run. They gave up a couple of wins, but don't expect miracles. goaltending, the Devils will be in every game stopper in the crease. more goals than they scored this year. Pick: Pick: Pittsburgh in six. they play. They should upset the Bruins and Dallas has been dismal at times this season, Toronto in five. PHILADELPHIA-WASHINGTON: TheFlyers maybe some other teams along the way. but the brother tandem of Kevin and Derian STANLEY CUP PROJECTION: have the most feared line in hockey with the Pick: Devils in seven. Hatcher on defense is a force to be reckoned QUEBEC VS ST. LOUIS. Eric Lindros-John Leclair-Mikael Renberg WESTERN CONFERENCE with. Andy Moog is solid, but not spectacular. QUEBEC INSIX. troika. They also have one of the least feared DETROIT-SAN JOSE OR LOS ANGELES: Clean sweep in the making for the Blues. Pick: Cubie note- The Rangers, Devils and Red goaltenders in the NHL with Ron Hextall. Detroit was the class of the Western Conference Blues in four. Wings will be in contention for the Cup as well. The Capitals have hockey's leading goal- in the regular season and will roll over either of CALGARY-VANCOUVER: Calgary finished scorer, the speedy Peter Bondra, and rookie- these teams. on top of the Pacific division this year ahead of Cubie already called the demise of Seattle sensation goaltender Jim Carey. Paul Coffey is still among the most the Canucks, but the first-round is going to be a and the rise of L.A. in the NBA playoffs. The Carey was called up from the minor dynamic offensive defenseman in the game. rude awakening for the flames. foreshadowing of Orlando's and the Knicks leagues less than a month after the start of the Sergei Federov and Steve Yzerman are still stars With Theoren Fleury and Joe troubles were also stated here. San Antonio is season and has been the Caps' saviour. and Ray Sheppard is among the league leaders Niewundyck, the Flames have a high-powered still the team that will take home the The dreaded Legion of Doom line, led by in goals. offense. Without Macinnis, there are holes on championship. Lindros, should pass through the nation's capital Keith Primeau has reached his prime and the defense. Goalie Trevor Kidd finished Shaq-Jordan matchup is setting up for the unscathed, but they're going to need more than goaltender Mike Vernon might have been the second in the league in the wins. second round. Thank the lord for cable. one line to win it all. off-season addition the Red Wings needed to The Canucks struggled throughout the The Mets are struggling early in the season, Pick: Philadelphia in five. make to bring home the Cup. Chris Osgood is season, ala fellow Stanley Cup finalists from but my bet is that they will battle the Montreal BOSTON-NEW JERSY: The BnIins have a quality backup to Vernon. It should come last year, the Rangers. However, the Canucks Expos for the final wild-card spot The pitching been tough as of late. Cam Neely and Adam down to Detroit and St. Louis in the conference should be strong in the playoffs. is strong and so is the offense. Carl Everett has Oates are a work of art on the ice; a John finals. Pavel Bure, Trevor Linden, Cliff Ronning, been a godsend. In manager Dallas Green's Stockton-Karl Malone type partnership for the San Jose was last year's Cinderella team Sergio Momesso and mid-season pickup words 'Wally Pipp-ing" Ryan Thompson is out NHL. andArturs Irbe gives the Sharks a chance every Roman Okisuta lead a stacked Vancouver front of a job in the outfield. Goaltender Blaine Lacher was an early time they step on the ice. Los Angeles fired line. The defense is basically the same as last For those who don't know, Wally Pipp was season dream for Boston, but has been their coach Barry Melrose a week ago and they year, with Jyrki Lumme dazzling at times, the starting first baseman for the New York nightmarish recently at times. With the have played well since, but Wayne Gretzky is frustrating at others. Solid in the net with Kirk Yankees in the early 1920's who sat out one legendary Ray Bourque, Al Mafrate and Don just about at the end of his line. Pick: Red Maclean. Pick: Vancouver in seven. game due to an illness. Akidnamed Lou Gehrig Sweeney anchoring the blueline, there may not Wings in four. CHICAGO-TORONTO: Chicago was among took his place that day and didn't sit down again be a finer group of defensemen. ST. LouIs-DALLAS: With Mike Keenan at the league leaders until Jeremy Roenick was until his retirement over a decade later. Unless, of course, you compare them to the helm the Blues were among the pre-season lost with a season-ending injury. Since then, I don't know, Dallas Green comparing the defense of the Devils. Scott Stevens has favorites to take home the Cup. Their play the Blackhawks have looked lost. Everett to Gehrig might be a slight reach. been one of the best at his position for the last during the season did nothing to dispell that Bernie Nicholls was among the top snipers Let's just see if he can play 144 straight ten years or so. Scott Neidermayer, Ken notion. in the league before Roenick's injury. Since games before we make references to one of Daneyko and Bruce Driver provide depth and Brett Hull and Brendan Shanahan are then - one goal in 15 games. Ed Belfour has the all-time greats. skill to offset the Beantown blueline. They don't superstars up front. Esa Tikkanen was a steal been strong as always, but it won't be enough. That's it/ for Cubie this semester. I have any big-time scorers, barring Stephane from the Rangers and has been Mr. Everything. Toronto has veteran scorers Mats Sundin, hope you have enjoyed what I have had to Richer, but they're offense is rugged and Winning face-offs, scoring goals, killing Mike Gartner, Dave Andreychuck, Doug say, whether or not you agree.- For all those playoff-tested. penalties or putting the body on the oppostion Gilmour and Mike Ridley. That is way too in despair over finals you know what they The Devils hold one huge edge over the when needed, whatever it is, Tikkanen has done much for a downward spiraling Chicago team say, rub the cube and good things may Bruins - goaltending. Martin Brodeur is the thejob. to handle. happen. -

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, -: --1 .7.7--.7.% ...., w., BY JASON. SEEDORF : m.. I .I .- -": ..:.- ..!::.., - --.-.::,., competed in the heptathlon," said Sholly. "Along Statesman Staff Writer _- with the hurdles, the shot put was one of her stronger Sophomore Natalia Brown (New Rochelle, events. This season, the coaching staff wanted NY)captured first place in the'discus (111' 6") and Natalia to focus on the shot put and the discus." second place in the shot put (36' 9 3/4") at the Public With three meets remaining before the Athletic Conference Championships on Sunday at Division III Nationals, Brown is looking to qualify Kings Point. On Tuesday, Brown was a double in-both the shot put and the discus. "Natalia needs winner for the Seawolves, as she won both the to throw 42 feet in the shot put and 139 feet in the discus (122' 0") and the shot put (36' 9 3/4") at the discus in order to be an automatic provisional Kings Point Invitational.- For her outstanding qualifier," said Sholly. "She has steadily progressed performances, Brown was named the Stony Brook in each of our four meets this season. This past Athlete of the Week. week, she had personal bests in both-events." "I have been- throwing really well this "I know I can continue to improve and spring," said Brown. "It's been normal for me to qualify for nationals," said Brown. "In our meets have good days. I expect that I will continue to this year, I have been holding back because I'm throw well in the future." afraid of fouling." "Natalia has been steadily improving over Brown gives coach Sholly credit for her recent the course of the spring season," said assistant track improvement in the shotput and discus. "Coach Sholly and field coach Billy Sholly. "Natalia makes up has been video taping my competitions," said Brown. for her lack of size through her good speed, "By looking at my performances on tape, I have been quickness and flexibility." able to see what I'm- doing wrong and mnake th,e Brown, the Seawolves top thrower, has necessary corrections." excelled while only seeing limited action over the Brown and coach Sholly are looking ahead course of the 1994-95 track season. "I missed the to the future, and the higher level of competition entire winter season due to an illness," said Brown. next season in DivisionII. "Through a good weight "I'm now healthy and looking forward to the rest program, with more repetition and less weight, of the season." Natalia should gain the necessary strength to be In her second year as a member of the track successful at the next level," said Sholly. team, this is the first time Brown has been focusing ATHLETE OF THE WEEK "I'm excited about the challenges that lie on just the throwing events. "Last year, Natalia April 24 - April 30 ahead of me in Division II," said Brown. L Rangers Contend,But It's Quebec in the End These days, it seems like the insight on what will likely be A disappointing and been there and won it. On defense, Larry Murphy is whole world is on my back. With unfolding over the next couple of uninspired season of play by the The intangibles may decide one of the best blueliners around. finals, long-overdue papers, car- weeks. Rangers was salvaged with a late the fate of the Rangers. Alexei Ulf and Kjell Samuelson provide crash bills with no money to pay So hold on to this preview season rush, or was that a crawl, Kovalev, Jeff Beukeboom and muscle and skill. them off, and housing troubles, -to edition and after everything is said into the playoffs. Stephane Matteau, last year's Ken Wregget led the league in name just a few of the endless array and done, you'll be telling Brian Leetch and Sergei playoff hero, must return to their victories in net after replacing ,_ . . an of problems piling up on my everybody -else that Zubov are playing, previous level if the mighty injured Tom Barrasso. Now already overburdened shoulders - when Cubie Speaks, well again after they Nordiques are to be eliminated. Barrasso is back in case Wregget thank heavens for the little things people should listen. -bothendured a shaky Pick: Nordiques in seven. freezes. All cylinders are on high ~:. ® ® ® ® ® ® life has had to offer me: The blue first half of the year. Note-If Messier stays healthy, gear for the Penguins. skies, my health, being Cubie, love, NHL Hockey: The questions for the don't be surprised if the Rangers Buffalo has the sensational friendships, and last, but certainly After a strike-shortened Rangers lie with repeat Dominic Hasek between the pipes. not least, the playoffs. 048-game regular Mark Messier's PITTSBURGH-BUFFALO: There may not be a better goalie There is not a more exciting season, the playoffs are back, an unsettled Jaromir Jagr is one of the top five than Hasek in the NHL. period for a sports fan than the here. As of Wednesday goaltending situation players in the game. Ron Francis, Pat Lafontaine and Alexander present time. Hockey and night, the playoff and apathetic play Luc Robitaille and Tomas Mogilny and Dale Hawerchuck Basketball, the two rising sports picture in the Eastern from some of last Sandstrom, Kevin Stevens and lead the Sabres, but there isn't powers, are both at the end of their Joey Mullen are productive all- much after them. Conference looked like CJUBIE I1SPEAKS year's -key regular seasons. this: SCOTC IjEWIS -contributors. around type veterans. See CUBIE, Page 19 Teams have battled through -EASTERN' Messier sat out grueling schedules to, reach the, CONFERENCE the final two games of the season "second" season. Favorites to win QUEBEC-RANGERS: Quebec is with recurring back spasms.: He -- LACROSSEI , IA, AI it all, after cruising through the loaded on offense with scoring has undergone, and will continue VS.: season, will lose everything in the machine Joe Sakic, sniper Owen to undergo, acupunture treatment. blink of an eye. Nolen, the rugged Wendel Clark, If the Captain of the Rangers is Emotions overcome all and Calder Trophy candidate, healthy, then New York has a NORTH CAROLINA obstacles, or if not controlled, rookie Peter Forsberg. legitimate shot, if not, forget about create barriers. This is Cubie's time The Nords finished second in it. Come Watch -the of year: When priorities go.out the the NHL with 63 points and lost The goaltending dilemna window at the possibility of seeing only once in 23 home games. The should actually increase the Seawolves' Final Season a Ranger-Knicks playoff game. goaltending is solid, but unproven, Rangers chances of repeating. No This season there are no stand- with Stephane Fiset and Jocelyn team has a stronger tandem in net Game Against the 15th- out favorites. To the winners go Thibualt. This should be the year than Mike Richter and Glenn Ranked the spoils, to the losers go nothing! the Nordiques take home the Healy. If one falters, Coach Colin Tar Heels There is no time like the playoffs. coveted Lord Stanley. The only Campbell can just go to the other. What I have decided to do for thing standing in their way is the My feelings sway towards Sunday,-2:00 p.m. the last installment of Cubie Speaks defending champion, New York- Richter. Healy is quality in every for the semester is give my keen Rangers. phase of his game, but Richter has Seawolves Field