friday, november 16, 1973 volume xviii number 28 Dellinger: asks peace, defends 7 Mission Statement by ANGIE ANASTASI of The Post staff vagueness attacked David Dellinger, Chicago 7 defendant, advocated a non-vio­ by. RICHARD KUROVSKY was encouraging the growth of some programs into the com­ lent revolution Monday night in of The Post staff undergraduate programs only to munity. He said the mission the Fireside Lounge. bring in money for graduate statement made no mention of The 58 year old Dellinger, UWM's proposed mission and research programs. middle-aged or old people, and statement received sharp crit­ downplayed 'the public service presently standing trial for con­ Dellinger tempt of court, faces 8 counts icism at a public hearing held effort. with a maximum of 6 months on campus Thursday afternoon. Phillipson said Lakeside was imprisonment. Eleven persons spoke at the drawing up its own mission "How many charges do they India's hearing headed by Board of statement which it will pre­ need?" Dellinger asked. "It Regents President Frank Pel­ sent to the Regents. wouldn't surprise me if when isek and Regents Edward Hales the judge gives his verdict, I'll ambassador and Milton Neshek. About half Marvin Echols, former UWM be fbund innocent of six more." of the speakers endorsed the director of Upward Bound, Although the conviction of in­ will appear statement. called UWM's urban mission a citing to riot was overturned the Criticism centered on the joke and questioned UWM's Chicago 7 have again been put on The National-International vagueness of the statement, its Echols committment to the needs of trial, and are not allowed a Student Congress will host Tri- emphasis of graduate pro­ Phillipson also criticized minority students. trial by jury. Dellinger blam­ loki Kaul, Ambassador of In­ grams, and its neglect of the programs that "grind out peo­ Echols charged the admin­ ed this on a dishonest system. dia to the United States this needs of minority students. ple where no jobs exist," cit­ istration with showing bad faith *The Supreme Court under coming Saturday. Kaul will be The most severe critic was ing the School of Education in the past towards the devel­ Nixon has decided that people in Milwaukee this weekend as a Tom Phillipson, of the Lake­ as an example. opment of minority programs. like myself are not entitled to guest of honor at the annual side Community Council. Phil­ "The emphasis of the Edu­ He said they were more in­ a jury. A unanimous verdict Milwaukee Folk Fair. The lipson told the Regents that cation School should not be to terested in "graduate pro­ is not needed anymore," said ambassador is scheduled to UWM needs a more specific dump 22 year olds in a closed grams, constructing buildings Dellinger. speak in the Union on Nov. 17, mission statement stressing market," he said. and drawing up beautiful mis­ Dellinger dismissed the con­ from 11:00 to 12:00 a.m. in room quality undergraduate pro­ Phillipson also said UWM sion statements that are never tention that the activities of the W191. The ambassador's topic grams and research work. He should develop ways to decen­ carried out." _ 60's were useless. The suc­ will be Indo-U.S. relations. claimed the administration here tralize the institution and move Echols, the most vociferous cess of those activities can be of the speakers, complained that little advance notice of seen by the ' 'infiltration of con­ uurim pos"t sciousness of the American the meeting was given to the people and the dissemination of public. ideas," Dellinger clarified. Eric Schenker, professor of Speaking in favor of Nixon's economics, who spoke on be­ impeachment, Dellinger stated half of the University Commit­ that people who were in favor tee, said the mission statement of Nixon's resignation "are not was in line with a similar sincerely trying to do something one drawn up by the faculty. about the corruption involved. He said the committee en­ There is a fear on their part, dorsed the statement. Chancel­ that impeachment will go too lor Werner Baum opened the far, and they want to cover up hearing by urging the Regents Watergate matters and other to . adapt the " statement as crimes that Nixon is guilty of," drafted. He read the final par­ he charged. agraph of a speech he gave Dellinger said that Nixon to the faculty two months ago should be impeached and the in which he said "my full en­ drive of the people should be to ergies will be devoted toward push Congress. development of UWM as a Dellinger cited as significant university which will serve the grounds for Nixon's impeach­ most advanced educational ment the six million \ lives needs of the Greater Milwaukee taken in Indochina during his area." administration, and Nixon's lies to Congress about matters such as B-52 bombings. Good Christian The event, attended by 50 lis­ teners, was sponsored by the Garvey hired Wisconsin Alliance. under Walters, Volz appeal postponed not Griskey The Post incorrectly report­ ed in Tuesday's issue that Wil­ by NANCY KUBASH flict of interest in having members of conflict of interest should not require liam Garvey, an assistant pro­ of The Post staff USG sitting on the Student Conduct Com­ those members to be present. fessor in the College of En­ mittee, which heard the appeal. Volz contended that he was appealing gineering and Applied Science, An appeal hearing held Tuesday to re­ Susan Couillard, chairperson of the a decision of the court, and therefore was hired in August, 1972 by view a decision by Student Court against student senate's Finance Committee, members of the Black Student Union Richard Griskey. University Student Government trea­ said there was a conflict of interest should be present instead of Student Garvey was hired in 1970 by surer William Volz resulted in a dis­ in having Student Court members pre­ Court members. the then acting dean of the col­ cussion of conflict of interest, rather sent. Irene Bozak, chairperson of the Stu­ lege, William Walters, now a than the appeal itself. dent Conduct Committee said that "this vice-chancellor here, and Ed­ Volz had been fined $50 two weeks a- She" said, "There is no conflict of is a serious question,"' which caused ward Knoblock, an assistant go by the#Student Court for illegally interest on USG's part since the Fi­ her to contact the University Commit­ professor and chairman of the entering the office of the Black Student nance Committee can overrule Bill tee. She said that committee suggest­ Systems Designs Department of Union and removing an electric type­ Volz in any financial matters. The ed that the appeal be postponed. the colleger writer which had been sold illegally to people here are salaried by Student The Student Conduct Committee fin­ Garvey turned in his resig­ the BSU by last year's USG adminis­ Government, not Volz. ally decided to hold another hearing with nation Fridayafter it was learn­ tration. Benka argued that Student Court has Black Student Union members present ed he did not have his Ph.D. Keh Benka, associate justice of Stu­ been a non-partisan judicial body, and instead of Student Court members. It from Notre Dame, as was pre­ dent Court, argued that there was a con­ asked that future appeals that present will be held on Tuesday, November 27. viously believed. the uwm post friday, november 16, 1973 Gert: Klatu-berata nicto Kidnapping answer to mystery

by J. SANFORD COLE paper editor and a member of planes, ships, and their passen­ of The Post staff the National Information Com­ gers are being taken from the mission on Aerial Phenomena, earth by beings from another John Wallace Spencer, expert composed of scientists and planet who are flying "extra­ on UFOs and cases of aerial technologists that are con­ terrestrial crafts." phenomena, stated Tuesday in cerned with investigating all Spencer told of a case in the Union Ballroom that nearly cases of aerial phenomena. 1945 when six US Navy tor­ one thousand people have been pedo bombers were out on ma­ kidnapped from earth by "ex- neuvers in the Carribean when traterrestial crafts." Spencer investigated UFO radio contact was lost from all Spencer began the presenta­ sightings for the Air Force's six planes. There were three tion by showing slides of ships "Operation Bluebook" in the crew members in each plane, and military planes that have 1950s when there was a wave including a radio operator with mysteriously disappeared in an of UFO sightings. sophisticated land-sea radio area of the Carribean between He said, "UFO sightings equipment.. Another plane was Puerto Rico, Bermuda, and Mi­ come in six-year cycles. We immediately sent up containing ami, Florida, known as the are now in a, peak period of nine crew members. Radio con­ Bermuda Triangle. sighting and 5,000 sightings tact was lost from this plane According to Spencer, nearly have been reported in one year also. 1,000 people have been lost on alone." planes and ships in this area Spencer's recent book "Lim­ None of the planes returned. with no traces, wreckage, or bo of The Lost" has sold over Every ship and available debris, leaving the fate of such 200,000 copies. In it, Spencer plane in the area participated boats and ships a mystery. relates events that haveledhim in the, extensive search but no Spencer is a former news­ to believe that these missing traces of any planes or crew members were ever found. On October 30, 1954, a four engine Super-Constellation, ci­ vilian and military airliner pi­ loted by Lieutenant Commander John S. Cole took off from Pa- tuxent River, Maryland for the LOUNGE "Stop worrying about strange noises, Azores and then on to Africa. &tfL Forty-two persons were a- 625 N. Broadway it's only our new dryer!" board that ill-fated aircraft, in­ cluding two women and four l> children. One hour after take­ DANCE FLOOR off the plane was never heard OUT OF THE LUSTY WEST from again, and a massive & LIVE MUSIC came search was undertaken for six days by the British, Swedish, and American navies, but no wboly traces of the plane was ever Go-Go Girls wild­ found. SATURDAY AND cats Even more puzzling than this Game Room SUNDAY AFTERNOON is the deserted ships that have with POOL TABLE, who Truly been found drifting in the Car­ FOOSBALL, & PINBALL brought outstanding ribean with everything on the -an early ship in perfect running order- every but no crew aboard. Cocktail Hour 2:30-7:00 man contender all drinks 50c to his Spencer's reason for the kid­ the best nappings border on the science BROUGHT TO YOU BY AN ALUMNUS OF UWM knees this year! fictional. "I've heard theories Al Goldstein that this planet is soon to be­ -Screw Nog. come extinct, and that people from earth are being taken The World's Finest to other planets in the gal­ axy to start a new society," he said. Bicycles Speiicer said he has seen s,arrin, the unbelievable UFOs himself four times. "The QUALITY IMPORTS from Mexico, Spain, average person spends about ten England, France, Italy, and Brazil. JOHNNY WADD minutes a year looking into Produced to Our Exacting Specifica-fe in COLOR ^ the night sky. You will never see UFOs unless you look up." tions by Skilled Craftsmen- SHOWN DAILY 'AT SEE THEM NOW 2,3:30.5/6:30,8,9:30 While our selections are complete Parkway Before 1945 the records con­ 35th AND LISBON cerning^ missing ships and planes are less reliable. Re­ WE HAVE YOUR SIZE, COLOR & EQUIPMENT 342-2446 turn to p. 5 col. 1) s LSAT REVIEW CLASSES \ 1 VECJ&2 INCHICAGO = I Professional preparation for the LAW SCHOOL ADMISSION TEST; intensive review given in N.Y. and j other cities by LAW BOARD REVIEW CENTER attorneys who are LSAT specialists; the course offers:

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Turkeys to them all letter Letter Policy All letters to the editor should be sent to: Editor, The UWM Post, 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd., by Bill Porter winner is the school board of Setting the record straight Box 86, University of Wiscon­ Drake, North Dakota. sin-Milwaukee,, Milwaukee, Their efforts at Wisconsin, 53201. Could you correct the record Thanksgiving is now less than finding new sources of heating To the Editor: Letters must be signed,type- a week away, and in honor of fuel in the face of the winter on one point? I was fired, not written and triplespaced .Names that important feast and its most energy shortage were neither Your editorial of November 6 because I failed to be normative, will be withheld from publication common menu item, let's look original nor well-taken. But, has just come to me, with your but allegedly because I was nor­ upon request. The UWM Post at some of the biggest turkeys they tried, by golly, and that's (in my opinion) correct opinion mative. The Department of Po­ reserves the right to edit or of the past year. important. I would burn some of of Dean Halloran's proposals litical Science never defined withhold from publication any my books this winter, except for tenure. The six-year "wait­ what it meant by that term, so letter. that out of 700 or so, I've read ing period" is tantamount to re­ I hereby hazard a definition: Opinions in all letters to the One of them has resigned, about thirty-five. "Normative: any factual belief s editor are those of the writer paid his fine, and had dinner fusing tenure to all but the most house-broken profs. That will or teaching practices which run and not to be interpreted as with Sinatra,-all as reported in contrary to the prejudices of those of the UWM Post or the the national media. If I had A special award goes to the save the Dean headaches, but will deny the students a little Department chairmen." University. dinner with Sinatra, it wouldn't oil companies of the country, Yours for a real university, for their clever policies of ex­ bit more of real academic free­ even make the newspapers, ex­ TED HAYES cept if Sinatra came to Milwau­ porting US oil while the coun­ dom. kee. On his visit earlier this try is buying from other coun­ tries. Other nasty practices year, he was so thoroughly cov­ ***************#**************$*i{:;|s####^ ered that the reporters probab­ have been hinted at which sug­ ly know the color of his under- gest that the impending short­ shorts, and whether or not he's age would be much less ex­ circumcised. tensive had the companies act­ ft/HQriER 10 Ou. Hm ed in a manner more conscious of other people. So here's your !fe>fHTo^Alis^ OR W/joy Anyway, Agnew set a prece­ bird, fellas. Eat it raw. dent. V.P.s have left that office because of death, either their own or that of the President, but Seeing as we're approaching never before have they left be­ the holiday season, and facing cause of their own wrong doing a crisis which will require all of unless it's wrong to die. the cooperation we can muster, I'll practice being nice by not listing the achievements of the Another winner of the Gol­ winner of the Great Golden Gob­ den Gobbler is the ad agency bler. But for all of you who a- which came up with the New buse the voluntary controls to York Life insurance" TV ads the point of having enough gas on the football theme. The poor to go to D.C. for the holidays, average joe is always a wimpy you can see the magnificent fowl looking bozo in a sweater, who on display on the White House couldn't block out Dick But- lawn. Keep up the good work, iDGRe suit iS; mxw kus's shadow on a cloudy day. Mr. President, and you might #. ^mr WORRY ^Herw rose And the obstacles being block - also get a Christmas "goose." & WfttK fttty n&cou(i$& mix. ibM£ OW4XATT0AJ IN Ar 1&&T He ed out by the New York life •& Be (mam, pc&eu/ imvw FWm COT ABOUT fiiN N(M~ agents seem to be having a 7&uu#e fen contest to see who can look There are many others who ir the klutziest while diving a- deserve recognition for their (MWS Ji^r?^ way from the blockers before skillful fuckups during the year. being touched. The ad is not But the price of turkey has doub­ the only one which makes a god led over that of last fall, so out of that mythical hero, Fi­ we ask you to help us in giving nancial Security, but it is cer­ credit where credit is due. Just tainly the most tasteless. raise the middle finger of your Slightly better is the old Mer­ right hand and give the bird to rill Lynch ad, wherein the com­ whomever you please. Happy pany is so bullish on America Thanksgiving. that the ad was filmed in Mexi-

Possibly the most recent ********************* friday, november 16, 1973 the uwm post page five Fly me Edge wood Coin to the Laundry nttuyuunn galaxies Open 7 a.m. - 10 p.m. (From p. 2 col. 1) 7 days a week cords do indicate mysterious occurances in the Bermuda re­ 3559 N. Oakland gion as far back as the turn of the century. In 1918, the *1»ErSSf*q& transport ship USS Cyclops was returning to Norfolk, Virginia eurnrtwm with three hundred sailors. AT AJ*Y The ship was equiped with sophisticated radio equipment and reported it was off the coast of North Carolina and would be WOODEN RIGEELlS arriving in Norfolk the next day. The Cyclops never arrived, there were no sailors found, and ALL the ensuing investigation re­ vealed no clues to the fate of the three hundred people. PANTS ARE The natives of Aurora, Tex­ as reported numerous and re­ gular UFO sightings in 1899. One evening they saw an ob­ ject they described as a fly­ ing saucer crash into a near­ by windmill. The next day they found the body of a being who looked humanoid but not of this world. They buried the body in a field and authorities have been thus PRE-SEASON far unable to get permission to dig up the grave. SALE! NOW IN PROGRESS! BAGGIES - MONSTER BELLS - BLUE DENIM JEANS Spencer showed slides of UFO THOUSANDS OF PANTS TO CHOOSE FROM!!! photographs that he claimed had "eyeball" witnesses. He ex­ SKI-HIT 507 EAST SILVER SPRING • • 1234 EAST BRADY plained that the Bermuda Tri­ NORTH 6903 WEST NORTH • • • 6324 WEST FOND DU LAC angle is not .exactly triangle 475-1003 SOUTH shaped and that many of the dis­ 483-6700 612 NORTH BROADWAY- -7130 WEST GREENFIELD appearances had occuredinthat 11525 W. North Av«. general region. 2510 S. Kinnickinnic Ave.

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With musical notes, Diamond accommodate the movement of paints a picture of Jonathan Liv­ From the first note to the the story line like most, but ingston Seagull. Together they last, the music runs along an this is not an ordianry work. soar above earthly realms and even line of excellence. It is Perhaps if Beethoven had manage to take the listener a- j refreshingly different from scored a film in his time, there long with them. most of the music that I have would be a basis for compari­ come into contact with lately. son. There are no wild drum solos, The notes are like threads It is a forceful exhibition of no strange sound effects that that are spun together to pro­ what the right combinations of are so popular on the music duce a sound like the texture of instruments and solo instru­ scene today, no electric gui­ satin. This is the distinguish­ ments can do. tars either. It is worlds away ing feature. It moves easily With his voice,, Diamond col­ from the beloved boogie of so from mood to mood with no ors in the rest of the picture. The San Francisco Mime Troupe, masters of mime and imper­ many. But the quality of the trace of harshness or abrupt­ With clear concise words, the sonation, will appear in the UWM Ballroom, Nov. 18 at 8 p.m. in music and its workmanship sue-1 ness. It produces the same ef­ story of the Seagull's quest for their production of Bertolt Brecht's, "The Mother." The play deals ceeded in erasing boogie from fect as a hot bath, a backrub perfection is told. Jonathan and with the idea of revolution and focuses, in comic fashion, on the my mind for a time. or a pipeful of hashish. The ex­ Diamond seem to have some­ escapades of a woman who discovers what revolution and dissent The lyrics are not heavy or perience of the music does the thing in common. are about. Tickets for the play will be available the night of the symbolic. The message is clear same thing for my ears that production and are $2. and the music serves to inten­ a Florida sunset does for my It is an album that can be given sify it. Diamond has produced a eyes: a total concentration and to anyone and appreciated. Well sound that is more inspiring and appreciation for the use of that written and put together, even illustrates the message of the sense. the album cover is well done. Kris and Rita Seagull better than the words of A full orchestra with 114 con­ It includes two pictures of a Richard Bach, the author of the tributing musicians is employed skyline for the nature lovers and book. Diamond as a composer for the instrumentation, and a picture of Diamond in a see- has come of age. contribute they do in a demon­ through shirt for his groupies. make new music vious indeed. Most songs follow By DEONE JAHNKE the same pattern: Rita sings to I was really pleased to read Kris, Kris sings to Rita, and the other day that RitaCoolidge then they both try to outdo the and Kris Kristoffer son had been other. Ringo Starr comes of age married, because now Rita has I can't help thinking that some her very own guy to drown out of the songs would be more ef­ on record and she doesn't have fective with only one of the cou­ By ED7.E WINSKI to go pick on other people any ple singing the entire piece. arts editor more. Well, Kris and Rita have "Loving Arms" is a good ex­ The afore-mentioned song The album will probably e- an album out on A&M which ample of this. It starts out with gives a fairly accurate picture voke two feelings from the lis­ proves that she intends to use Kris singing, and Rita's voice of where Ringo stands today. tening audience. It will paint her opportunity to the fullest. in the second verse is a jar­ There's probably little doubt Although a bit exaggerated, the a new picture of Ringo for yo*u, "Full Moon" is the kind of ring intrusion. But then I never in anyone's mind that the Bea­ song says, "I was the great­ and probably make you wish the album that you play for your liked girl singers. tles will never perform toge­ est for a long long time, and Beatles would resolve all dif­ mom when you want to prove Kris and Rita shipped in the ther again, but for those who now that I'm 32, all I wanna ferences and get back together. to her how harmless today's Baja Marimba Band for the last still wish»for the days when • do is boogaloo." Which, quite The latter seems dubious, but music is. It's packed with sweet cut, "A Song I'd Like To Sing" John, Paul, George and Ringo simply means that Ringo, and there is the consolation of know­ songs, many of them slow and (well, they are on the same la­ set the world rocking, there is all the other Beatles for that ing each is still producing romantic, several with a coun­ bel...). There's lots of la la la's still hope. matter, have had their fill of music. try-western twist. For the most in it, and the finish sounds like concerts, screaming multitudes part they are ballads, with Kris all of the recording studio tech­ Richard Starkey, better and the pressures of being "i- As long as mention is being and Rita professing their love nicians joined in. But it works, known as plain, old Ringo Starr, dols." made of Ringo it might be in­ has just released a new album and trying to work out various better than any other cut; it's teresting to see what the other light, it's happy, and it's Kris which can be described as the Now, all Ringo wants to do is problems; it gets to the point (former Beatles) are up to. and Rita singing to you instead following, a.) A mini-concert on perform his craft for the self- where you feel embarrassed be­ record, starring Ringo, Harry cause you're intruding in some of to each other. satisfaction of it(and of course ******** Nilsson, The Band and three a "few" bucks.) very private situations. "Full Moon" is recommend­ of Ringo's formar musician-- Ringo's first two albums were The songs are of a consistent­ ed for the more passive music friends—John Lennon, Paul John Lennon, continuing his ly good quality. They're mixed fan, as. it's one of those re­ fairly well done and his string fight for US citizenship, has re­ McCartney and George Harri­ of top ten hits, successful. But in their placement on the al­ cords you can put on the turn­ son, b.) A new look at Ringo corded a new album to be titled, bum—a country western ditty table and not really listen to. the new album puts Ringo in "Mind Games." as he dabbles in rock and roll, proper perspective. He ap­ followed by a tear jerker—and Whenever you remember that this helps to break the mono­ it's on, it's there, cooing away-- ballads and boogie. pears to be mellowed out and George Harrison, by far the The album, simply called far more polished in his pre­ tony of the vocal work, which no pizazz, just a nice docile most productive of the Beatles might otherwise be very ob- album. "Ringo," features contributions sentation. in terms of recording, is pre­ by all three of the former Bea­ His version of "Sweet Six­ sently resting between albums. fsrirsrsrariiiiarirnnra 3 BOIol fallal lallallallallglO tles—but, alas, never do they teen," is almost flawless. He And last, but never least, Paul A Parable play together. One cut, how­ has a rich, deep voice which ever, boasts the efforts of John, McCartney, the talent-profundo I ran and climbed, laughing, out of breath Paul and George. "I'm the has an appeal all its own. Al­ who just keeps bouncing around scaling the vertical rocks like stairs, so included on the album is the in search of his niche in the mu­ pursuing intensely the peak, Greatest," was written for Rin­ current hit single, "Photo­ sic world. Unfortunately, Paul jagged edges, obstacles to push aside go by Lennon, and is performed graph," which has a catchy hasn't found anything but medi­ my flight took me years. by John, George and Ringo. rhythm and a solid melody. ocre appraisal for his work with I looked out stunned. Wings. Recently, McCartney the countryside, the east and west shores was interviewed in "News­ the vast amount of land contained, week," and he was quoted as the north and south shores and beyond saying he wants to go to China for a concert tour. Paul con­ to the limits and beyond. tinually makes it harder and I want to be smaller ig&m see within, watch the changes / /Sc*SA THE FUN PUS harder for his loyal fans to de­ fend him when he goes around be part of the lives I can't see. / <^i So he made me smaller, shrinking / telling interviewers that, "I want to go to China; I've heard He magnified the lands, I could begin presents they have such baddies over to understand. LIVE FOLK MUSIC there, they must have some I want to go further. Take me smaller! goodies." I left my body behind, shrunk to the inner workings, the smaller parts, atoms on the upper east side Good Luck, Paul. larger than I was, incredible sizes, all parts. Continue, I screamed, Further, smaller! Every Night CAMERAS $17^ Show me the smallest parts of life. large seieofor^n • * I was stunned. I was sitting on a moss of the week covered rock staring at birds on the highest branch PiiqeneUJald of the dead tree. 4419 n. Oakland 961-0420 ^^ Students qetspecial servfce -Stephen Schwei .,-i W W WKfOKKIM AVC J illalfallallalfaUai •H MMMMMM 9S99S99S friday, november 16, 1973 the uwm post page seven Houston scout foresees Don as high pro pick by JOANNE BOYER A newcomer to the backfield a row against the University of of The Post staff this season, Willingham com­ Missouri - Rolla (111 yards); plements the running power of University of Illinois-Chicago Saturday marks the end of the last year's leading rusher, Hen­ Circle (119) and the University 1973 Panther football season ry Jones. of Nevada-Las Vegas (106). O- and uncertainties remain over "I feel I've contributed my ther century performances in­ Bergen predicts the future of the program. One part. We've added a double clude Northern Michigan (113); thing about which there is no threat," said Willingham. "Al­ Central State University (115), doubt, however, is the run­ so with two good quarterbacks and his season high against Fer­ ning ability of Don Willingham. and good receivers it took some ris State of 158 yards. winning dual slate Willingham established a stress off the running backs. Willingham also accounted first at UWM by rushing for It made for more of a com­ for the only Panther touchdown by DAVE BARANOWSKI The schedule includes such 1,000 yards in a single season. plete team." in a 24-7 loss to St. Norbert of The Post staff quality competition as Eau Entering Saturday's game at on a 92 yard kickoff return. Claire, Loyola, and Northern Omaha, Willingham has rushed In six games this season, Wil­ Willingham's running hasn't Coach Paul Bergen is op­ Michigan. "We're swimming for 1,021 yards with a 5.3 yard lingham has rushed for over 100 gone unnoticed outside of UWM timistic about UWM's potential tough schools," Bergen said. average per carry. yards, including three games in either. Professional scouts for the 1973-74 swimming sea­ "These are teams UWM has from several teams have scout­ son. never beaten." ed him and the prospects of be­ ing offered a pro contract ap­ Among the top swimmers for pear good. {the Panthers are Tom Martin, the team's captain, and Steve Dave Smith of the Houston Zell, in the 200 meter free Oilers said "If all the scouts style event. Other key members see his game on film against of the squad, according to Ber­ Northern Michigan, he could gen, are Eric Nelson in the go in the first round." sprint free style and John Cler Another scout said Willing­ in the butterfly. ham was the best back in the five states he covered, inclu­ "The guys we have here ding Wisconsin, Illinois, Ken­ are doing a great job," Bergen tucky, Minnesota, and Iowa. said. "They deserve a lot of "I feel I could fit right in as credit because they're not on a pro," commented the six foot scholarships and some of them 200 pound runner. "I also have are working their way through to concentrate on my blocking school." and pass catching. You always Bergen have to work on everything. I All home meets will be held would like to find the poten­ "We ought to win 75 per cent at Baker Field House. tial that hasn't been brought out of our dual meets," he said. yet." "Hopefully we're going to quali­ "We've done a lot of work Willingham's speed and hit­ fy our 400 yard free style team with the pool," Bergen said. "So for the indoor AAU (Amateur ting are two characteristics that ' far we've got some lane mark­ Athletic Union) national." the scouts have been impressed ers and that has made the wa­ with. He can run 40 yards in4.4 Bergen was named swim ter level more calm." seconds. team coach last May, replacing Herb Grenke who became an as­ "There aren't many, if any, w sistant football coach at Nor­ We've also put up some re­ backs in the country who run cord boards and score boards. and hit like Willingham," said thern Illinois. It's a nice facility for dual Coach Glenn Brady. The Panthers will open their meets." With the potential that Wil­ season in the Ranger Relays lingham exhibited this season, at Parkside this Saturday. The Bergen, former coach of the one can only guess how well event also features Carroll Col­ Cincinnati Marlins Swim Club, he would have done if he had lege, Oshkosh, North Park and plans to build UWM's swim­ played three more years at North Eastern Illinois. Start­ ming program by recruiting in UWM. Willingham—1st round choice? ing time is 1 p.m. the community. Panthers end of road jinx by DENNIS MARSOLEK The UN-0 passing attack is in a better position than UN-O. Miskov, who has a sprained an­ injured Rodney Drew, is also of The Post staff nothing short of atrocious. They have a big ground gaining kle whiclncould affect his field doubtful for the final game. Their top two quarterbacks, Bob duo in Don Willingham and Hen­ goal range. Scott Gruening, who It has been a long and wind­ Bangston and Angelo Intile, have ry Jones, who have rushed for has handled the punting, might The-Panthers' attempt at the ing road for the UWM football barely completed 30% of their 1,021 yards and 578 yards res­ do the place kicking for Miskov. best record in UWM football team this year and it will end passes and have thrown seven pectively this season. • IJruce Tubre, who has played history will be broadcast over tomorrow in Omaha, Nebras­ interceptions in 128 attempts. The Panthers also have a well at deep safety spelling the WTMJ-FM starting at 1:30p.m. ka, where the Panthers will take "We plan on sticking with more than adequate passing at­ on the Mavericks of the Univer­ what we have done on defense," tack that • has completed 43% of sity of Nebraska-Omaha. Coach, Glenn Brady of the Pan­ its passes for more than 1,000 The Panthers' road has been thers replied when asked about yards. rough, compiling a 1-3-1 record special preparations for the To lead the passing game for away from home. Their only Mavericks' one man offense. the Panthers, Brady said he has win on the road was a 32-0drub­ let his two quarterbacks, Chris bing of Chicago Circle, possi­ Peterson and Joe Grafenauer, bly one of the worst teams in decide who will start. college football. Under Brady's system of giv­ ing the quarterback two chances Against the Mavericks the to score, then replacing him if Panthers will definitely have he fails, it matters little who their hands full, UN-0 has a starts. 6-2-1 record and is coming off Injured for the Panthers are an impressive victory over the Willingham, who has a bruised Emporia State Teachers Col­ knee but will play, and Pete lege, ranked third in the NAIA at the time. The Mavericks strong point is their offense, and his name Brady WANTED: is Saul Ravenell. Through nine "We've practiced less this School Bus Drivers games this season, Ravenell has week and watched more films, *mu-st be 21 years gained 1,104 yards and has scor­ treating this game like a bowl ed over half of the team's 162 game," Brady added. *morning & ° ' ^ points. Brady apparently believes in afternoon runs a tengame schedule, feeling that In the last two games, in­ eleven games are too much for apply in person : cluding the upset of Emporia one season, unless invited to one School way Trans. Co. State, Ravenell rushed for 446 of the numerous post season 6370 S. 108 Hales yards. If you stop Ravenell, bowls. Corners you stop the Mavericks. Offensively, the Panthers are page eight the uwm post friday, november 16, 1973

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