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Published Semi-Weekly by SMU Students' Publishing Company No. 28fE Southern Methodist University, Dallas, Texas, Friday, January 6, 1961 46th Year Dean Answers Drinking 'Response' Before Senate Student Senate members Tues Swift emphasize, however, that "drinking problem." It was un day night heard Dean of Univer the student must not be attending derstood that no "disciplinary sity Life Bill Swift firm vague an official University function off counseling" would come for the implications contained in the campus when he imbibes. act of drinking, but University University's new drinking policy. The Senate "Response" state administrators do reserve the Swift, appearing before the Sen ment graphically spells out stu right to counsel students with ate during their regular weekly dent conduct that warrants Uni "problems." PONIES HUDDLE IN HAWAII—SMU footballers Glynn Gregory (half meeting, answered a "Response" versity discipline. The University back) and Jerry Mays (tackle), huddle with hula dancer Iwalani statement drafted by President approved statement reads, "Al Registration Activities Koanui on arrival in Honolulu Sunday to play in the fifteenth annual Doug McLean and the Senate. though the University cannot and Hula Bowl game January 8. Gregory and Mays will play on the West The Senate's "Response" was does not condone drinking in any To Begin January 26 team against all-stars from the eastern part of the nation. prompted last December by . an way, an SMU student will be Registration for all students announcement of the new SMU judged, counseled, disciplined who were enrolled in SMU dur drinking policy by Dean of Uni only on the basis of conduct and ing the fall term will be Thurs versity Life Mayne Longnecker. not on the act of drinking per se." day, January 26, while new stu The new policy, actually a new This statement indicates, ac dents and transfers will register SMU Debate Team interpretation of SMU's long the next day, January 27, accord standing no-drinking rule, made cording to Senate officers, that ing to Registrar Douglas Conner. students liable for disciplinary improper conduct, whether or not action from the University only it results from overindulgence, Undergraduates in the schools will warrant University discip To Make T.V. Debut in the event of "conduct unbe of arts and sciences, business, and coming to an SMU student." line. But ONLY improper con music are to pick up their regis Members of the SMU Debate, television program, "Confession," Swift's statement to the Senate duct will result in disciplinary tration packets and permits in Team will meet the University the first network program to indicated that the consumption action from the University. Rooms H and I of the Student of Houston the last Sunday in originate locally from the South of alcoholic beverage by a student Swift told the Senate that Center between 8:30 a.m. and February in their initial appear west. His most recent television off campus was not an "unbecom counseling would, however, be 4:45 p.m. on January 25 and 26, ance in Sinclair Refining Comp production is the series, "Con ing" action. Both Longnecker and carried on. for students with or on January 27 between 8:30 any's new TV series, "Young troversy," an hour-long discus and 12 noon. America Speaks." sion program dealing with burn Students in the schools of en The series, which will be the ing issues of the day. gineering, law, and theology first intercollegiate debate tourn SMU's team record this year in HUMOR SECTION IS FINAL LAUGH should pick up their permits and cludes first and second-place ament ever televised, will include As a rather backward bow to this rapidly fleeting fall packets in the dean's office of fourteen Texas universities and wins at the A&M tournament, their respective schools. colleges competing in a 13-week which Craig termed as "our larg semester, The Campus, in its final production of the semes Law school students, who are tournament beginning January est win," a second-place win at ter, presents a special humor (?) section designed to cause registering now, may pick up 15. the Southwest Conference Meet a chuckle or two before the final two weeks of darkness their packets in Room 149, Storey The SMU team, whose members and wins at Alabama and Mill- Hall. Students in theology school have not yet been named accord saps tournaments. descend upon this University. begin registration following their ing to Debate Coach Jim Craig, The debaters, which are divid —The Editors last exams, which run from Jan will debate the question: "Resolv ed into two teams, have tentative uary 19 through January 27. En ed: That the Merit Rating System tournament dates at Harvard, gineers may secure their packets o f Automobile Insurance B e Cincinnati and Louisville, Ken Students Propose between January 25 and January Abolished in Texas." tucky. 27 in Room 115, Caruth Hall. The fourteen teams, seven from Other schools participating in Questionnaire For Southwest Conference schools the Sinclair tournament include: and seven from unaffiliated Baylor, Rice, Texas Christian, Parking Problem I schools, will participate in seven Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Univer weeks preliminary debate, with sity of Texas, Abilene Christian Three senior SMU students, MIGHT the last six weeks being given to College, North Texas State, Zeke Zeanon, Bob Ireland and elimination rounds for the win Hardin-Simmons, Lamar State, Jack Jackson have proposed ADD . .. • ners of the preliminaries. Stephen F. Austin and Southwest to Hemphill Hosford, University Texas State. provost, that as part of the sen by DAVID HUGHES Sinclair will contribute $1,000 ior class engineering project deal to the scholarship fund of each ing with the campus parking week's winning college and $500 Directorate Plans Retreat Some of us discovered over the problem, a fact-finding question holidays that religion hasn't com to the scholarship fund of each Some 40 members of the pre naire be distributed in the classes week's losing college. pletely vanished from Christmas sent and next semester's Student and answered outside class so that in favor of commercialism. Santa The telecast, which will be the Center Directorate are planning classes would not be disturbed. and several of our friends were first live show to originate from a retreat to a "surprise destina The questionnaire will probably obviously celebrating the pass- the new WFAA-TV studios in tion" tomorrow morning. Stu be distributed i n February, Wyatt . . . "young america over. Dallas, will be moderated by Jack dent Center officials said Student Senate Representative speaks'1 AND . . . Wyatt, Dallas advertising and Wednesday. George Pool saicL With the Vacation over so easy, public relations executive and Student Association President Questions asked will probably widely known television pro Doug McLean will speak to the deal with how far students walk And we give it a backward look, ducer. group about the "Student Center's to class, if they move their cars President Invited It makes us feel ever so quesy Responsibility to the SMU Wyatt has produced a n d and if they live on campus, Pool To realize we didn't look at a moderated a nationally famous Campus." said. To Big Celebration An invitation to head an im book. pressive list of speakers during AND ... SMU's.Fiftieth Anniversary Cele Another development of the bration has been extended by the new year was the road sign before Holiday Mishap Injures Professor the Turtle Creek widening pro University to President Dwight ject which read: "Main road open sources were contacted Wednes Eisenhower, The Campus learned A quail hunt on horseback In the last five Christmas re to traffic while detour is being day to ascertain what other ac Wednesday. ended in severe injury to an SMU cesses, three persons died in fatal repaired." cidents had occurred. math professor December 27. accidents involving SMU stu SMU officials would not elabo AND ... Though no fatal accidents oc - Robert A. Hassell, assistant dents. At least' two were per rate on the information, but one We wonder if there was any curred, several less serious road professor of mathematics, suffer manently injured. ~ administrator did confirm the re connection with Xmas expenses mishaps did happen. ed a sacroiliac injury when the The national holiday death toll, port. and the coed who was writing a horse he was riding fell into a A green Pontiac smashed into 1,100 fatalities as of Wednesday, It is expected that an an check in the book store Wednes depression by the side of a road. a boundary post south of McEl- continues to climb as New Year nouncement of Eisenhower's ac day singing — "Rubber ball I'll " "It looked like level grass by vaney Dormitory just before the figures are still coming in. ceptance or refusal of the invita come bouncing back to you . . ." the road," Hassell recoun id from holidays began. The driver, pos Of this total, 800 were killed in tion will come from the school AND ... his hospital bed Wednesday. The sible injuries and other details traffic accidents, 77 in fire and during the next two weeks. We are pondering the propo- njath proifessor was in traction, of this collision were unavailable the rest in miscellaneous acci The invitation was sent about ganda spread by the Communist Where he expected to remain for Wednesday. dents. 488 persons died during the two months ago by an unnamed people which preaches that the "several weeks." Several other student-driven SMU alumnus who delivered a capitalists get weaker eacjh year. Christmas holiday; so far, 358 ^ As a follow-up to The Campus automobiles were involved in letter from SMU President Willis Come to think of it, we seem to series on traffic safety prior to holiday wrecks resulting in little deaths haye been reported over Tate to the. outgoing United feel wors? after each New Year's the Christmas holidays, several mere than crumpled fenders. New Years, States president. 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J too, and there's a new gas-saving rear axle ratio to go with it. See the new Chevrolet cars, Chevy Corvairs and the new Corvette at your local authorized Chevrolet dealer's 4 Campua Friday, January 6, 1961 FROM SCIENCE FOUNDATION admission for communist china ... Grant Awarded To SMU The question of admission to the UN for United Nations in Korea and killed tens of Communist China has been pushed hither, thith thousands of American boys, that has played For Science Center Study er and yon for not too few years now, and still the same game in southeast Asia, that violated by DAN CLOSSER I remains unresolved. the Indian border (India recognizes Red China A grant of $26,409 has been awarded SMU by the National! Advocates of Red China's admission predict officially, you know), and is guilty of unspeak Science Foundation for the purpose of determining the feasibility that it is inevitable and urge the United States able atrocities against the Tibetan people. of establishing a Science Information Center. to jump on the band wagon before the final Red China has been guilty of barbaric cruelty Dr. William Graff Jr., chairman of the department of me vote is cast. born of a fanatical determination to break the chanical engineering at SMU, is serving as the principal investi Another wing of this same camp envision a Tibetan people's desire for independence and gator on the study. The study is concerned with such questions healthy temperature in the "West vs. Communist devotion to their religion. Thousands have been as what an information center actually is, what information it cold war if the U.S. helps to ease the Red Chin slaughtered. Beatings, rapings, wholesale kid- would hold and who would need this information. ese into a UN seat. This group's propaganda napings and full scale genocide on the Hitler If the study shows that the Science Information Center is feas seethes with goodwill-to-all and For-Mao's-A- level have been among the instruments of op ible, it will be established and be housed in SMU's new Science JolIy-Good-Fellow-type innuendoes. pression. This is the Red China that we are Library. The Science Library is the first building of the Gradu A move in favor of Red China by the United asked to accept. ate Research Center. States would be nothing more than a retreat on Chapter two of the United Nations charter This Graduate Research Center is a newly-organized corpora the part of the U.S. It is not possible for a capi says that membership shall be open to "peace tion set up through the state of Texas in cooperation with SMU, talistic country such as ours to assume friendly loving states which accept the obligations in and is headed by Dr. Lloyd V. Berkner. relations with Communism. the present charter." Does Red China even claim The center is designed to greatly increase the opportunities for any obligation to keep the peace? Every U.S. concession made in the name of graduate education and post-doctoral research. Article two also authorizes the suspension of "peace" or "friendship" is nothing more than a The Scientific Information Center, if established, would com a member against which preventative or en coward's retreat in the thick of battle. prise a group of specialists who would be able to provide the lat forcement action has been taken. That means The West and the Communists are at war est scientific information to scientists and engineers in all the in that Red China, if she had been admitted to today. It is a costly war of verbal attack and dustrial complexes of the Southwest, including Oklahoma, Arkan membership, should have been expelled for her counterattack, a battle of wits to be sure. But sas, Louisiana and Texas. behavior in Korea. Why admit a member that nevertheless it is a war, and Communist dogma deserves to be expelled? The new Scientific Information Center would be the first does not allow a truce. But if Red China was a UN member, she wholly successful regional center for collecting, assimilating and The Russians plead for "peaceful coexistence". could never be expelled because Russia would quickly distributing scientific data in the nation. This center What they mean is peaceful existence under veto the proposal. might then serve as a prototype for the establishment of other re Communist rule. Admission to the UN would be a singular gional science information units in other areas of the country. This battle will not be won with concession, propaganda victory for Red China in this war "Since we started this survey in September, we have found whether it comes from Republican or Democrat. that will not cease until the final, decisive bat that there is a much greater need for this type of information And The Campus wishes to impart this re tle has been won. than was ever believed," commented Dr. Graff. "I am almost minder—the Red China we are asked to recog It is not obvious, as of yet, who will be the certain that the center will become a reality," continued the doc nize is the same Red China that fought the victor. tor. Dr. Graff is assisted in the survey by Sam G. Whitten, the newly appointed head librarian of the Science Library now under construction. from elsewhere The science information service is actually an experimental phase of the overall plan of the Graduate Research Center. It by DICK HEWITT ored by The SMU Campus, is should be spending four times Special Events much more functional. as much on history books as it could be possible that this center might someday coordinate the Tickets are on sale at Texas now is. scientific research of all the schools in the Southwest, and provide ^ Tech for the school's annual ski Del Mar Junior College in them as a whole with all the needed precise instruments and prop trip the end of this month to Corpus Christi has decided to A sample of University of er guidance. Taos, New Mexico. Cost of the abandon football as too expens Texas freshmen showed 81 per four day outing at the Hondo ive. Unlike most colleges making cent would patronize integrated Although the SMU graduate school is not organically connect Ski Lodge is $50 per student. a similar move Del Mar has pro eating places. Some 63 per cent ed with the Research Center, it was instrumental in its establish About 120 students are expected duced winning teams. They were said they would live in integrat ment and its location in Dallas. The graduate school will coop to shell out the cash. champs in their junior college ed dorms if they could choose erate fully with the center. conference this year. Part of the their own roommates (integrate, According to a student dating Del Mar problem—poor oppon but not too close). Oh yes, they poll over at TCU favorite night ents. It should'Kapipen to SMU. are still picketing those theaters spots in Fort Worth include the at UT. FINAL EXAM SCHEDULE Carnation and Howard John The history department at Fall Semester 1960-61 son's. The poll also turned up a Rice has dropped plans for ex And finally at Keio University College of Arts and Sciences, School of Business Adminstration, new sport as related by one panded independent work by in Japan they have decided on School of Music, Graduate School, ROTC coed: driving a small but sturdy jfuniors because of inadequate a course in Japanese to be part foreign car through a park library facilities and a too bulky of the foreign language curricu Classes other* than Dallas College meeting in the evening will hold knocking over small trees and curriculum. A history depart lum. Maybe McArthur "Ameri their examinations at the regular class period from January 16-21. just missing the big ones. Sounds ment spokesman said Rice canized" Japan a little too much. exciting. Time of Class Meetings: Date and Time of Examination: 9:00 MWF Monday, January 16 Lots of news from Texas Tech: 8:00-10:00 a.m. 2:00 MWF Monday, January 16 The college paper, The Toreador, 11:00- 1:00 p.m. SMU Young Republicans 12:30 TT Monday, January 16 has decided on the basis of stu 2:00- 4:00 p.m. dent opinion to switch from a 8:00 TT Tuesday, January 17 8:00-10:00 a.m. new eight column format back Sponsor Poll Tax Drive 2:00 TT Tuesday, January 17 11:00- 1:00 p.m. to the old tabloid style. The edi Combined Freshman and tors made the change with ill SMU Young Republicans an exemption certificate allowing Sophomore English; grace evidently feeling the big nounced a drive Friday to sell him to vote without paying the Combined Comparative Tuesday, January 17 2:00- 4:00 p.m. sheet had more prestige. They poll taxes to students during the tax. Those students would be Literature (Soph.): could use another course in jour month of'January. come legal resident of Texas dur 11:00 TT Wednesday, January 18 8:00-10:00 a.m. nalism. The tabloid style, as fav- Deadline for buying the $1.75 ing the year are also eligible for Combined Mathematics poll taxes or obtaining an exemp the exemption certificates. 3, 37, 96: Wednesday, January 18 11:00- 1:00 p.m. The SMU Campus tion for 1961 is January 31. Certified as poll tax sellers Combined Statistics 51, 'Fred Morrison was appointed were Morrison, Hayward Mc- 52: Wednesday. January 18 2:00- 4:00 p.m. The SMU Campus is written arid edited Murray, Tom Boughey, John A. by students. The views expressed are those by Young Republican Club Ric 10:00 MWF of. the newspaper and do not reflect the Berke, Jr., Susan Herring and Thursday, January 19 8:00-10:00 a.m. views of the University. Signed articles hard Hewitt to head the drive . 1:00 MWF represent views of the writer. Charles Shaddox. Thursday, January 19 11:00- 1:00 p.m. EDITORIAL STAFF "It's our aim to contact every Combined History 1: Thursday, January 19 2:00- 4:00 p.m. Editor Mike Engleman SMU student eligible to vote in Hewitt castigated the Young Lecture A: 2:00-3:00 p.m. Associate Editor Susan Herring Texas in this campaign," Hewitt Democrats for not actively selling Lecture B: 3:15-4:15 p.m News Editor Bill Hunter poll taxes. Managing Editor Ed DeLoach said. "The type of government we 11:00 MWF Special Events Doug Smith, David "Apparently the Young Demo Friday, January 20 8:00-10:00 a.m. Hughes, Richard Hewitt have depends entirely on whether Combined Mathematics James Wohl or not we, as citizens, cast an in crats, Hewitt said, "are not act Women's News Ruth Blair, Lora Trimble 2, 38, 39: Friday, January 20 ively interested in seeing young 11:00- 1:00 p.m. Sports Mike Honea, telligent vote." 12:00 MWF Jack Allday, George Gedda, people vote. They seem to think Harold Lundgren Hewitt said the Young Republi Combined Economics 11 Friday, January 20 Amusements Harry Haun that SMU students won't buy 2:00- 4:00 p.m. Executive Assistant Eloise Falls cans would sell poll taxes to any their political philosophy so they 8:00 MWF Saturday, January 21 8:00-10:00 a.m. Staff Writers Diane Foster one regardless of political beliefs. Staff Photographers Dave Miller v/on't help them vote. We think Combined Accounting Frank Yates Photography Laughead's He characterized the drive as this is deplorable. 41d, 42d: Saturday, January 21 11:00- 1:00 p.m. BUSINESS STAFF non-partisan. "The Young Republicans will 3:00 MWF Saturday, January 21 2:00- 4:00 p.m. Business Manager Martin Reese Advertising Manager Jim Moorman Morrison pointed out that any be very happy to sell poll taxes 9:30 TT Monday, January 23 8:00-10:00 a.m. Freedom of the press is not the freedom to Combined Marketing 51 Monday, January 23 11:00- 1:00 p.m. say what you please, but the freedom to one turning 21 within the year to the Democrats if they will tell the people the truth about the world Conflicts Monday, January 23 2:00- 4:00 p.m. ws live In. - —Umphrey Lee 1961 would be eligible for an bring their members around." Friday, January 6, 1961 Story Of Vengeance-Bent 'Visit7 3EIfg &ITO famyin 5 Gamp FOR RENT Desirable two room* near campus. Unleashed In Center Staging Private bath and private entrance. Amusements EM 3-2344 or Rl 1-5016. Friedrich Durrenmatt's modern in the Afternoon" and "The Im it to consider a bold offer by tragedy, "The Visit," opened last portance of Being Earnest." former citizen Claire Zachanas- night at the Dallas Theater Cen Paul Baker and Gene Lindsey sian, whose return to the village ter. Its initial seven-night run have directed the large cast of of her childhood first sparks en will conclude January 14. Cur players from the Center's reper thusiasm and then horror. tain is set for 8:00 p.m. tory company in the modern Featured in this drama of per The play will be repeated later drama. sonal revenge will be Center actor in the month as a part of the "The Visit" is the story of a Cliff Ebrahim as Anton Schill, Center's repertory, which new in small town whose financial de and Mary Bozeman Raines as the -I—t Jt cludes "The Matchmaker," "Waltz pression makes it necessary for SMU, KERA-TV Present mxm mimm Portion Of Puccini Opera The third act of G. Puccini's for "La Boheme" included Linnie "La Boheme" was presented by Mower as Mimi; Joseph Porter the SMU School of Music and the as Rudolpho; Gay Kirkwood as university's speech and theater Musetta; Joseph Galiano as Mar- department o n Channel 13, cello; Rodney Haedge, the police KERA-TV, January 4 at 8:30 p.m. man. Other members of the cast SELECTED Professor Howard Jarratt and were Jean Shillings, Fred Wat- By N.Y. Times t Dr. J. B. McGrath combined the kins, Linda Dearing, Carol Cor N.Y. Herald-Tribune talents of the members of the nelius and John Bass. At one of Me 10 SMU opera workshop and the Bill Thompson headed the TV best films of '60 television workshop to bring to workshop students who prepared the television screen 30 minutes the scenery for the production. 1 * of the most beautiful aria from Portia Mason, speech and theater "La Boheme" in full costume and major, acted as assistant to Pro scenery. fessor J arratt. The opera, sung in English was "Scenes from La Boheme" adapted and presented to the marks the third co-operative tele program by Howard Jarratt. vision production by the school 'The Visit . . . ebrahim, raines Since "La Boheme" was sung in Co ittrrmg BRENDA tairoducttq JOAN of music and the television wealthy visitor in whose hands a English, the setting was changed COMING little European village places its from Paris to the artist colony of workshop. D«Mif * Hem LAFF-RIOT future existence. OF 1961 Greenwich Village in New York. Janet Hope was the pianist for First produced at the Lunt- NOW! 6-8-10 The cast of the opera workshop. the production. "PLEASE Fontanne Theater in New York in SAT.-SUN. MAT. TURN 1958, the play recently received CONT. FROM 2 P.M. OVER" rave reviews in London with GRATIS COFFEE 4/fnnt Alfred Lunt and Lynne Fontanna TERRIFIC! —PARKING— who originated the leads on OtPupAoue, fyjoun, Memosuf, Broadway. 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Unfortu Strange's deadly hook shot has won't have a tougher game all Rhoden resemble a pair of foot hit lower than an opportunistic nately Doc Hayes' boys dropped proved to be a menace to most ;i season. ball players in build. And Rhod 78 per cent from the free throw their first home game to Texas of SMU's opponents. First, they meet at Barnhill en sometimes plays like one. line in conference play. Tech, 70-68. Jon Larson's blazing defense Fieldhouse in Fayetteville. Sec But Rhoden's unusual jump The Mustangs will be without Whether or not the Ponies let and ability to move the ball has ond, the Ponies came out on top shot, which he fires from over Tommy Borders for the remain this defeat mar their morale is meant the difference to the Pon in all three of their encounters his right shoulder, must be reck der of the season. Having missed up to the boys themselves. For ies more than once. His spirit last year. oned with. In conference scoring the first ten games due to a bad when a team has won. four and hustle has sparkplugged Both clubs are 0-1 in confer last year, he ranked second with knee, he will be held out until straight games on their own many an SMU rally. ence play. The Hogs lost to Tex an 18.4 average. next season. court, then is beaten by a slim Ranking second to Strange in as Wednesday, 68-58, and SMU Garner does most of the board Borders, a 6-1 sophomore from two points, a sense of depression rebounds last year is big Jan fell to Texas Tech here Tuesday, work for the Hogs. He ranked Waxahachie, had been counted can effect the players. Loudermilk. Loudermilk, stand 70-68. third in full season and fourth on to relieve the acute back- However, we are inclined to ing 6-6 and 225 pounds, is the IS&- Leading the Arkansas attack in conference rebounding last court shortage. agree with Doc Hayes when he idteal size for a college basketball %• are 6-1 Jerry Carlton, 6-3 Clyde says that the Mustang cagers player. His coordinative ability T-i Rhoden and 6-3 Pat Foster. Carl VARSITY BASKETBALL STATISTICS don't need criticism, they need makes him a valuable player at ton, a junior, has emerged as AVER. praise. both center and forward posi the top Razorback pointmaker to Player G FGA FG PCT FT REB PTS PTS Nothing will depress an ath tions. Steve Strange 10 205 90 43.9 44 104 224 22.4 date. Rhoden and Foster, each in lete more than having someone Jim Hammond is an all- Jan Loudermilk 7 80 28 35.0 26 48 82 11.7 his third year as a starter, are who is not connected with his around basketball player. He is James Thompson 10 94 40 42.6 34 55 114 11.4 two of the most versatile per sport tell him how bad he consistent in shooting, rebound Jon Larson 10 101 42 41.6 22 19 106 10.6 formers in the conference. played. Most Pony basketballers ing, ball-handling, and free- Jim Hammond 10 95 40 42.1 11 75 91 9.1 They will be joined by 6-6 know what mistakes they made speed on the floor makes him an Steve Jordan 9 48 18 37.5 14 49 50 5.5 Ronnie Garner at center, and and they will try to correct asset to any basketball team. probably 6-6 Tommie Boyer, a David Siegmund 8 15 6 40.0 '4 21 16 2.0 them. Win Knickerbocker 5 2 2 100.0 1 1 5 1.0 sophomore. James Thompson has won two Looking over a press release John White 9 1 0 00.0 5 8 5 0.5 No starting cnanges are ex basketball games on his free- sent to the sports department Bobby Smith 4 4 1 25.0 0 1 2 0.5 pected in the SMU five which throws, one against Oklahoma from Notre Dame, we noticed John Driver 4 1 0 00.0 0 1 0 0.0 includes Steve Strange, Jan University sinking 10 out of 11 that the Fighting Irish Football SMU Totals 10 650 267 41.0 161 471 695 69.5 Loudermilk, Jim Hammond, Jon free shots. The Mustangs won Roster looks like an immigration Oppon. Totals 10 668 262 39.1 156 494 680 68.0 Larson and James Thompson. that contest 67-61. Against Min list from Ellis Island. Conference: nesota, Thompson sank two bad Benchwise, the Hogs of Coach And they are all Irish, at least Steve Strange 1 22 11 ly needed freethrows in the last Glen Rose offer 6-6 Alan Morri 50.0 11 25 25.0 on the playing field. Jim Hammond 1 11 7 63.6 1 12 15 15.0 16 seconds of play to put the COACHING Jan Loudermilk 1 11 3 27.3 10 10.0 Ponies out of danger of a one Steve Jordan 16 2 33.3 9 9.0 basket win by the Gophers. COACHING Spanish, English, French James Thompson 19 2 22.2 7 7.0 The Ponies took that game, Mathematics, Chemistry Western Civilization John White 10 0 00.0 1 2 2.0 63-60. Physics W. A. Whatley Jon Larson 16 0 00.0 0 2 0 0.0 Captain Steve Strange is HUNTLEY MEREDITH 3412 McFarlin LA 1-7248 SMU Totals 1 65 25 38.5 18 53 68 68.0 SMU's best bid for All-American Oppon. Totals 1 63 23 36.5 24 53 70 70.0 honors. A senior, Strange has 3728 Normandy - LA 8-1426 Season record: Won 5 Lost 5 Conference record: Won 0 r Lost 1 Scores to date: SMU 78, OCU (A) 84 LOUANN'S SMU 74, Florida 64 (H) BOOKS, GIFTS, STATIONERY, REDECORATED SMU 64, Geo. Tech 67 (A) CHRISTMAS CARDS and PAPER SMU 64, Vanderbilt 74 (A) Expressway and Greenville Ave. at Lovers Lane Bargains Galore at SMU 67, Okla. Univ. 61 (H) SMU 83, Tulane 67 (H) OPEN EVERY DAY OPEN EVERY DAY SMU 63, Minnesota 60 (H) 4 P.M. UNTIL CURFEW 4 P.M. UNTIL CURFEW BOOK NOOK & GIFT SHOP SMU 50, St. Louis 74 (A) 6403 Hillcrest (next to Luby's) LA 8-8955 SMU 84, Alabama 57 (H) EXCELLENT FOOD SMU 68, Texas Tech 70 (H) — Conf. Next scheduled games: Arkansas at Fayetteville Sat., Jan. 7 Z Red Raiders Squeak By, 70-68 For Your Convenience The Student Center > by GEORGE GEDDA would quickly erase the deficit as have lost the conference opener SMU ffl-fga ft-fi reb "IS pts j As the man said—all good Jan Loudermilk broke loose un by two points. Last year, Texas Hammond ... .. 7-11 1- 3 12 4 13 BARBER SHOP J things must come to an end. The derneath the visitor's goal. But nipped the Ponies in the curtain Loudermilk . .. 3-11 4- 7 7 4 10 will be open 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. ^SMU cagers experienced the his crip shot, rolled around and raiser, 58-56, and two years ago Strange ..11-22 3- 4 11 5 23 E. E. Whitfield |time-tested truth of that state out, and Tech gained possession the Aggies edged them out 65-63. Larson .. 0- 6 0- O 2 5 0 ' (Centrally Located on the ment last Tuesday night as they again. They went on to score Ironically, these previous losses Thompson ...... 2- 9 3- 7 5 4 7 Ground Floor) finally lost a ball game to Texas three foul shots in the last minute proved fatal to SMU in the final Jordan .. 2- 6 5- 7 5 2 9 UMPHREY LEE Tech on their home court. Since ' and a half to put the game on ice. standings as for the past two White 0- 0 2- a 1 1 2 STUDENT CENTER 1948 the Red Raiders had made years they have finished a close Totals Strange led the scoring parade 25-65 18-30 43 25 68 EM 8-0921 twelve trips to Dallas to play the as usual with 25 points. Mounts, second, both times only one game Texas Tech ... 33 37-—70 Shoe Shines 25c Mustangs only to leave on the Tech's little sparkplug, who led behind the league leaders. SMU ...... 46 22—68 short end of the score each time. the conference in scoring last Texas Tech fg-fga ft-fl reb But on the thirteenth try their fls Pts year as a sophomore, ranked Percival ... 6-10 1- 3 15 4 13 Jong-awaited victory materializ second with 21. Mounts was lead Hennig .. 0- 4 5- 6 3 2 5 ed. The score was 70-68. ing conference scorers going into with Hudgens .. 5-17 4- 4 10 3 14 As the score indicate the win the game but Strange's perform M&Shwian Mounts ... 8-21 5-13 2 2 21 QftGannms was no cinch for the West Texans. ance enabled him to take a one- i They had to come from behind Gtndore ... 2- 2 2- 2 0 4 6 (Author of "I Was a Teenrage Dwarf, "The Many point lead, 224-223 for the ten Loves of Dobie Gittis", etc.) ! to do it. games played thus far. Datty . 1- 5 7- 9 13 3 9 Varnell ... 0- 1 0- 1 0 2 0 The Mustangs went off at the The contest marked the third Perkins ... 1- 3 0- 0 0 1 2 first half leading 46-33 mostly on straight year that the Mustangs the strength of a 19 point contri Totals 23-62 24-38 42 21 70 1961: YEAR OF DECISION bution by Steve Strange. Well sir, here we are in 1961, which shows every sign of being Most of the action was jammed Bowlers Journey To Austin For Meet quite a distinguished year. First off, it is the only year since into the last nine minutes of the Mustang Bowlers travel to San Antonio 17 19 23,777 1951 which begins and ends with the Hgure 1. Of course, when half when the Mustangs were x Austin this weekend for another Arlington 13% 22 h. 23,632 it comes to Figure l's, 1961, though distinguished, can hardly scoring 27 of their 46 points. The Texas Intercollegiate Bowling fplay for the first eleven minutes SMU bowlers have posted high compare with 1911, which, most people agree, had not just two, Meet. Also participating in the averages so far this year. In but three Figure l's! This, I'll wager, is a record that will stand "was sluggish to say the least and meet will be bowlers from Tex \vas further hindered by the dividual statistics show: for at least two hundred years! as, Arlington State, San Antonio 1911 was, incidentally, notable for many other things. It ^whistle-happy officials who cal College and Texas A&M. NAME PINS GAMES AVE. led most of their 29 first-half was, for example, the year in which the New York Giants played Statistics show A&M in the Bob Harris 4868 27 180 the Philadelphia Athletics in the World Series. As we all know, fouls in that interval. Once they lead thus far in the season with Roy Crow 4889 27 181 let the boys play the game them the New York Giants have since moved to San Francisco and SMU second. Ron the Philadelphia Athletics to Kansas City. There is a movement selves, the Mustangs started their TEAM WON LOST PINS Tomlinson 4924 27 182 afoot at present to move Chicago to Phoenix—the city, not the 'surge which gave them their 13- A&M 27 9 24,239 J. T. Davis 1589 9 176 baseball team. Phoenix, in turn, would of course move to point halftime lead. SMU 20 16 23,998 Larry Sharp 3243 18 180 The lead was short-lived, how Texas 18 18 23,777 Bob McCain 1580 9 175 Chicago. It is felt that the change would be broadening for ever, as the Red Raiders roared residents of both cities. Many Chicago folks, for example, have back in the second half. After the never seen an iguana. Many Phoenix folks, on the other"hand, have never seen a frostbite. score moved up to 50-37 in the Complete Travel Service Across from the Campus first two minutes the complexion There are, of course, certain difficulties attending a municipal of the game suddenly changed. shift of this size. For instance, to move Chicago you also have In the succeeding six minutes, AIRLINE - STEAMSHIP - TOURS to more Lake Michigan. This, in itself, presents no great prob Tech pumped in six buckets while lem, what with modern scientific advances like electronics and holding the Mustangs scoreless. Let Us Handle All Your Reservations the French cuff. But if you will look at your map, you will find SMU couldn't seem to cope with that Lake Michigan is connected to all the other Great Lakes, the zone defense which Tech in Fred L. Haskett Travel Service which in turn are connected to the St. Lawrence Seaway, which stalled at the start of the half. HILLCREST STATE BANK EM 8-2726 or EM 3-2511 L They were not the smooth funct ioning machine that they were in those last nine minutes of the previous round. As the Raiders began to narrow the gap the lack LAUGHEAD SALUTES of poise and confidence which goes hand in hand with an in experienced club which the Mus tangs are, was quite apparent to the 5000 witnesses. The score with 12 minutes to go was 50-49. The squads battled on even terms for the next seven minutes. Tech managed to tie the Ponies on several occasions but were never able to take the lead. in turn is connected to the Atlantic Ocean. You start dragging With some five minutes re Lake Michigan to Phoenix and, willy-nilly, you'll be dragging maining SMU held a 66-63 lead, all that other stuff too. This would make our British allies and Coach Hayes ordered his terribly cross, and I can't say as I blame them. I mean, put team to freeze the ball. The Mus yourself in their place. What if, for example, you were a British tangs fired the ball around for workingman who had been saving and scrimping all year for a two minutes when the break summer holiday at Brighton Beach, and then when you got to came as Roger Hennig, Tech Brighton Beach there wasn't any ocean? There you'd be with your guard, fouled James Thompson. inner tube and snorkel and nothing to do all day but dance the The Pony guard missed the free Lambeth Walk. This, you may be sure, would not make you throw, the Raiders rebounded, NATO-minded! and moments later Del Ray I appeal most earnestly to the residents of Chicago and Mounts scored narrowing the Phoenix to reconsider. I know it's no bowl of cherries going margin to 66-65. through life without ever seeing an iguana or a frostbite, but I Within seconds Thompson was ask you—Chicagoans, Phoenicians—is it too big a price to pay fouled again and he again missed for preserving the unity of the free world? I am sure that if the charity toss. Mounts stole the you search your hearts you will make the right decision, for rebound and drove in unmolested JAMES THOMPSON all of us—whether we live in frostbitten Chicago, iguana-ridden and scored the tieing and leading Phoenix, or narrow-lapelled New Haven—are first and foremost tallies for the Raiders. With two As a member of the starting line-up of the SMU basketball Americans! minutes remaining, Tech led for team, James Thompson has already become one of the fop But I digress. We were speaking of 1961, our new year. And the first time since the early sophomores in the Southwest Conference race. His fine outside new it is! There is, for one thing, new pleasure in Marlboro moments, 67-66. - shooting against Alabama played an important part in SMU's Cigarettes. How can there be new pleasure in Marlboros whpn intersectional victory. It appeared that the Mustangs that fine, flavorful blend, that clean easy draw filter, have not been altered? The answer is simple: each time you light a Colts, Varsity Play Double Marlboro, it is like the first time. The flavor is such that age cannot wither nor custom stale. Marlboro never palls, never Headers In Dead Week jades, never dwindles into dull routine. Each pack, each SMU has two more playing cigarette, each puff, makes you glad all over again that you are dates during dead week, both a Marlboro smoker I double headers. The first is with So, Marlboros in hand, let us march confidently into 1961. Baylor here Tuesday and the ,4 May good fortune attend our ventures! May happinfess reign! second with TCU in Fort Worth May Chicago and Phoenix soon recover frbin their disappoint January 14. ment and join our bright cavalcade into a braVe tomorrow! & 196lM»x ShalUftn The Colts take on the Bears * mm and the Polliwogs on the same yrapnerdi i days. The freshman games begin The makers of Marlboro and of the new unaltered Icing-size Philip Morris Commander join Old Max in addtitg their good at 6 p.m and the varsity plays at 6411 Hillcrest 8 p.m. LA 6-8559 withes for a happy and peaceful 1961, Friday, January 6, 1961 8 ®fys #13331 Campus Kennedy May Call Journalism Scholarship Awarded To SMU Geren As Diplomaf Student Effort Seen Dr. Paul Geren, SMU govern^ In Honor of Late Dallas Newspaperman ment and economics professor! In Welfare Cases may be recalled to diplomatic ser-| A John E. King, Sr. Memorial journalism chairman, wrote vices by President-elect John F.f Scholarship, amounting to $122.50, Rosenfield in thanking the foun Kennedy and Secretary of State-j 'Tangible Results' has been made available to the dation for the grant. designate Dean Rusk, it is rumor by BILL HUNTER department of journalism by the All journalism scholarships are ed. Press Club of Dallas Foundation. Campus News Editor granted on the basis of scholastic Reports have reached Dallas The scholarship fund was rais standing, character, ability in that his name has been suggested SMU students turned out to be ed by friends in memory of the journalism and need. to the administration taking of an "unexpected resource" aiding veteran Dallas newsman who died fice in January. needy and unfortunate welfare last August* King spent more than 50 years with Texas newspapers. He was Dr. Geren served as a career cases in the Dallas area during Paul Rosenfield, Dallas Times diplomat from 1947 until 1956, managing editor of The Dallas the Christmas holiday season, Herald reporter and president of when he went to Baylor Univer Morning News from 1926 to 1939, Jesse Clements, case-work su the Press Club of Dallas Founda sity as executive vice-president. pervisor of the Dallas County tion, said that the scholarship and served as the paper's Wash ington correspondent from 1939 He has been teaching economics Department of Public Welfare, fund was being given to the SMU and government at SMU for the# said yesterday. Journalism Department to be to 1947. Earlier he served The News and The Galveston News as past two years concurrent with? "Through the efforts of The awarded in 1961-62 to one or his position as director of the I SMU Campus and its series of possibly two students interested a reporter, staff correspondent, telegraph and night editor. At the "Thish match won't light." Dallas Council on World Affairs.; articles presenting the needs of in a career on the news side of During his diplomatic career, time of his death he was publicity "Washa matter wif it?" welfare ^families, there were newspapers. "I do know. It lit alright a Dr. Geren served in India, Syria, very tangible results from SMU "The scholarship, or scholar supervisor for the Texas Division of The Salvation Army. minute ago." Jordan and the Department of students once they became aware ships, will be awarded on the Limbo, 1949 State. of the dire needs of others," the same basis as is used for award King's son, John E. King, Jr., case-work supervisor added. ing Press Club of Dallas scholar is an SMU journalism graduate Free pickup and delivery—radios ships amounting to $1,000 this FRANK LESTER'S Two SMU sororities made and is city editor of The' Dallas —hi fis—auto radio repair. Look Christmas a little happier for year," E. L. Callihan, SMU Morning News. C Unive>isity for the clock. Dallas welfare cases by giving food, clothing and toys. Radio & TV LA 8-8652 Numerous other Greek organi Connie Clendenin To Resign From Post 6225 HILLCREST zation picked their own needy Connie Clendenin, program Union is similar to the SMU Stu families to aid. consultant for the Student Cen dent Center in design, but at the In Boaz Hall $95 was collected ter, has resigned effective Jan present has no organized activity HUMBLE GOODYEAR by freshman Bob Eaton in a cam uary 24, after holding the posi as SMU does. paign to help welfare cases. tion since September, 1959. Another freshman, CaMille Miss Clendenin will go to Cadenhead, Goodrich To Bruce, relayed information about Southwestern University, George Be Evaluation Chairmen DUNLAP-SWAIN the needs of welfare cases to a town, Texas, to be the director Gary Cadenhead and Thelma local eye surgeon, and he volun of the Bishops Memorial Union. Jean Goodrich have been desig SERVICE STATIONS teered his services to perform an Southwestern, the oldest uni nated by the Student Senate as eye operation for those less for Three convenient locations serving SMU versity in Texas, is a Methodist- co-chairmen of a joint student- tunate. faculty committee to evaluate 5801 Hillcrest — LA 1-0824 supported liberal arts and music Another SMU student donated student activities. 59 Highland Park Village — LA 1-2445 a $5 check to aid welfare. school. The Bishops Memorial Also on the committee are Gus Greenville and Lovers — EM 8-0301 Crutches, a dictionary, a set of Cominskey, Karen Fargason, encyclopedias, a bed and a wash "I was upset when Jack Margaret Rose Miller and Wen er were contributed to welfare kissed me." dell Shackleford. FREE PICKUP AND DELIVERY through the efforts of SMU stu "You've been kissed before." Claude Albritton, Victor Fur Open 7:00 a.m.-10:00 p.m. nish and Benjamin Petty have dents. "Yeah, but not in a canoe." "It's a good sign when students been chosen as faculty members We give trading stamps Limbo, 1949 of the committee. are concerned about the unfor tunate," Clements praised. "It's not only good for students to be come aware of the intolerable conditions in which some people live, but it is also good for the needy to know that those on the Hilltop are concerned about them." IBM Of course, not all of the needs of the many deserving welfare cases were met, but through the efforts of SMU students, a holi WILL day that could have been filled with "hardship, poverty and ill ness" for many Dallasites turned INTERVIEW into one filled with "happiness, promise and improvement." Candidates for Bachelors or Masters Degrees role In the operations of business, Industry, FEBRUARY are invited to discuss opportunities in: science, and government. 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IBM9 HUMOR HUMOR SECTION (Eampua SECTION Published by SMU Students' "Publishing Company No. 2 Southern Methodist University, Dallas. Texas, Friday. January 6, 1961 46th Year Battle Of Words Rages Over New Drinking Rule Controversy arose again Tues to the worthy lord: "I am MacGlunk attempted to get day over SMU's drinking policy pleased to have the opportunity the floor again, evidently to re after a stinging battle of words to speak to such a fine, Christian ply to Songfetcher's scathing re between Mange Songfetc-her, as group of young men and women marks, but Vice-Lord Simon Q. sociate pastor of student moi'als, and especially to their chosen Grauphk, probably refering to and Dunk MacGlunk, most leader. It always gives me great worthy lord of the student grand pleasure to hear expressions of Miss Sweetlips remarks, mum chamber. faith in our great institution bled something about a train and Tempers soared after Mac coming from our astute students adjourned the meeting. Glunk, a student of the Norman through America's wonderful Thomas' School of Superiority, form of true democratic process. strongly challenged Song-Fetcher I hope and trust that we may al during a chamber meeting to ways sit together and discuss "please, sir, show us just a bit those things that will make us more evidence that you agree a still stronger community. Now with us that the furtherance of in answer to your statement, the goals of a great University Dunk, I would like to assure you requires that the students can that off campus activities do not become mature individuals and concern any of us except in the should be judged accordingly on event of very evident contradic tions of good moral sense as their actions alone, sir, and not Gee, Tom, my orders to Laos." simply because of their alleged taught to "S by our mothers," attitudes and actions that could, he shouted in certain isolated situations, off Suzy Sweetlips representative mi Fiery Campus Staff Is Praised campus of course, make them from the Young Homemakers The SMU Campus and its fiery thinking in the University com unworthy of association with Club vehernently defended Song- editorial staff gained public munity, but also its fine, vigorous this truly great University." fetcher's statement after gaining praise in a Dallas newspaper staff consistently displays the true qualities of intelligence and Songfetcher, very evidently recognition from the chair. "I editorial Monday. dignity in their journalistic en shocked and angry at Mac- think we should have a bus trip "Not only does The Campus deavors," said the author, Mike Glunk's outburst, hotly replied to the game," she proclaimed. "Same to you, buddy." consistantly lead. in progressive Engleman. BOOKS WANTED BEST PRICES PAID HIGHER PRICES PAID GET THE MOST FOR YOUR TEXTBOOKS FOR YOUR BOOKS! WHEN YOU SELL THEM BY THE SELL THEM BY BY THE LAST DAY OF FINALS JANUARY 23rd VARSITY BOOK STORE 6413 HILLCREST (ON THE DRAG) ACROSS FROM SMU 2 ©Ijc §UH1!I Campus Friday, January 6, 1961 Professor Introduces Latest Drug Discovery Chemistry professor Dr. Zeke Jelkey and Mr. John Clyde, his lab assistant, yesterday announ ced the discovery of a new drug. The pharmaceutical aid which will be sold under the trade name of Phenophramaphus, was- eiphteen years in the developing. 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UNIVERSITY PHARMACY City _Zone_ .State. 6327 HIILCREST Where SMU Trades LA 1-4156 •sr W: Student Activities Friday, January 6, 1961 &4OT Campm 3 To Be Postponed Charms and Charm Bracelets During Dead Week Expert Clock and Watch Repair All student activities will be postponed during Dead Week with only one exception accord stop in and see Mr. H. Kessler at ing to SMU vice-associate chair man in charge of perfect rela tions Rolling Spoke. Mustang Jewelers The Young Women's Guidance 6303 Hillcrest 'Across from SMU' LA 1 -7189 Society will meet in emergency session to discuss "How To Make Up and Make Out Like A Lady" next Wednesday night, Spoke an nounced. Felix Parkers 'I don't care if they were rum-flavored cough drops, you can't drink Miss Irma B. Good is presi at this school." dent of the organization. Coed Dies Hi HOUR In Wreck j Saphirina Dies, SMU sopho more Rotund beauty,- attended classes Tuesday after what she termed a "so very, very fantasti the most In DRY OEWIIN6 cally great holiday." Miss Dies, a blond with a very nice personality who is a grand dancer, visited her family in NOW—TWO LOCATIONS! 5216 E. Mockingbird and 10723 Preston Road Wreck, Nebraska. Said Miss (Off Airline Road) (Preston Royal) Dies, "Just no more than all my Jane run, funny, funny Jane friends were there and it was so very, very wonderful to see mother and daddy and little brother again. I had such a very, very fantastically great holiday, ^ but it certainly is nice to return to SMU and all my very, very V keen, wonderful friends." | /o/v Wreck is 12 miles northeast of Alabama on the west coast of Nebraska, according to Miss Dies. SMU has more students with care than it has parking places and more chug holes than both. —Mad - ^ Electro in full flight "IT'S HERE-IF YOU WANT TO WORK FOR IT" Even before Ron Spetrino received his engi touches on the specs for this $1,600,000 project. neering degree from Case he had good job offers Today, as a Supervising Engineer, Ron heads from six companies. a staff of five engineers and is responsible for He joined The Ohio Bell Telephone Company telephone switching in much of the greater —his reason: "I was convinced an engineer could Cleveland area. go further here—if he was willing to work for it." He supervises the design and purchase of $3 As soon as Ron got his feet on the ground million worth of equipment a year. And even in telephone engineering, • he was tapped for a more important, he is charged with developing tough assignment. The job—to engineer switch the technical and managerial skills of his staff. ing equipment modifications needed to prepare Ron knows what he's talking about when he Cleveland for nationwide customer dialing of long says, "In this business you have to do more than distance calls. a good job. We expect a man to be a self-developer. li Ron wrapped it up in five months, and found We expect him to take responsibility from his he had earned a shot at another tough assignment. first day on the job and think for himself. You In this job Ron helped engineer a completely new don't get ahead around here by just doing time." long distance switching center for Cleveland. This If you want a job in which you're given every Gentlemen, above you see the typical switching center connected Cleveland with the chance to prove yourself, and real responsibility reaction of every SMU coed upon see nationwide customer dialing network. 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