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That way grade-schoolers will identify an audience in the traditional sense. It attracts children and young Movie Ebert Roger and Crossword with 20-year-old Dave. Others can identify withMOVIE Balthazar, who REVIEWS is teenagers with the promise of cinematic fast food: It’s all sugar and played by Cage with his usual admirable energy. It gets a chuckle INVESTING COMMENTARY early in the movie when Young Dave asksDISTRIBUTED Balthazar how BY heUNIVERSAL knows UCLICK dited by Timothy E. Parker 37. Streaker in a shower something, and Cage spins and snarls: “Because I can read minds!” CAST & CREDITS July 16, 2010 39. (K) Oak’s source Next question? Balthazar There’s a needless subplot involving Dave’s crush on the fragrant The (K) clues are for kids | E 40. (K) Tiny vegetable Dave StutlerThe New Becky Barnes (Teresa Palmer), who in grade school all those many 10. Bonnie girl 41. (K) Nearly all Becky Barnes years ago was the intended recipient of the love note. Balthazar Universal Planner, Menu 7-Day Only, 11. (K) “So what ___ is 42. ___ready vera learned from the financial industry): ModelsMaxim HorvathEconomy: Nicolas Cage Deathcaffeine, no nutrition. In informs Dave he is The One and commands mighty magical powers. KIDS new?’’ place of a plot there’s a The BP Stat That43. (K)are Opposite only as goodof front as their inputs. We saw similarlyVeronica Jay Baruchel Balthazar then has to leave his shop briefly and asks Dave to guard Drake Stone Teresa Palmer premise, in place of care ONLY 54. Line-___ veto 16. (K) Diamond, for one screwy models when Wall Street claimed housing by Savings the Prison Doll with extreme care. Naturally, Dave manages to open it 45. (K) Barely beat Morgana Alfred Molina fully crafted action there and release the evil magicians. Balthazar should know better than to 55. Bird with a forked tail Will20. (K) Shock Coca-___ You prices couldn’t go down. Regulators shouldn’t get RICKMonica ARISTOTLE Bellucci MUNARRIZ — JULY 12, 2010 47. State point-blank Young Dave are stupefying exercises ever tell the hero of a Jerry Bruckheimer movie about the one thing he 56. “Able was I ___ I saw ANAND22. CHOKKAVELU Nile serpent — JULY 12, 2010 too cozy with the regulated. The lack of oversight Elba’’ 48. (K) Office note Merlin Toby Kebbell in computer-generated should never, never, ever, ever do. ACROSS and, um, the extracurricular activities at the Miner- Don’t get too excited aboutimagery, these andintermit in place- of an - 24. (K) Exude slowly Walt Disney Studios presents Alicea Krige 50. als(K) Management Opposite of Service he has been well document- That’s it for the story setup. The rest is all centered on special effects. Kids Fool, Motley October, in launch At 1. (K) Complain about little 57. Vet’s opposite Just one month before its April 20 Gulf of Mexi- film directed by JonJames Turteltaub.tent A. marketStephens mini-rallies --ending there’s there’s still plenty a hook for the The director, Jon Turteltaub (“National Treasure”) and his several writ things 25. (K) Find a sum Jake Cherry DOWN co oil spill, BP claimed it could skim 491,721 bar- 51.ed. ___ On forWall tat Street, Jamie Dimon, CEOScreenplay of JPMorgan by Matt Lopez,of Doug risk Miroout there. And amongsequel what and, iflook all goes like well, a ers devise some clever set pieces, such as a dragon in a Chinatown pa 26. Stan who created Spider- Chase (NYSE: JPM), sits on the boardand ofCarlo the Bernard. New MPAA rating: PG 5. Tiny bit, as of cream 1. (K) Opposite of slow rels of oil a dayMan in the event of a major oil spill. So gathering storms on allnew fronts, franchise. we may soon rade that starts breathing smoke and fire, and it’s up to Balthazar and York Fed. And we all know about forGoldman fantasy actionSachs’ violence, some now that it’s not merely a thought exercise, how Can you find the answer tomild rude humor and brief language.be faced with an economy-crushing“The Sorcerer’s rise Apprenin the Dave to vanquish the villains. I also liked it when Balthazar brought to 8. (K) Qualified 2. “Render ___ Caesar …’’ 27. (K) One of twelve in a foot tice” is in small part inspired much has it skimmed each day? 900 barrels. That’s (NYSE:this riddle GS) role within as thethe finishingsolved school for all personal savings rate. life a steel eagle on top of the Chrysler Building and flew around on its 12. (K) Pro’s opposite 3. Daring stand-ins, in movies puzzle? by the famous sequence less than 0.2%28. of Inhumanity its estimate. higher-up government roles. (Read a laundry list The paradox of thrift. From a long-term back. 13. The ___ of Good Feelings 4. (K) Good thing to call an Dukas. Here there’s an amusing sequence involvingin Walt enchanted Disney’s mops “Fantasia” Mathematically,29. (K) it’s No-winthe equivalent situation of estimat- of Wall Street-to-regulatorand moves such, here.) with music that sharesperspective, most of the sameit’s hard notes to asargue Dukas that but heavily Cute Becky Barnes, now a college student, takes it pretty well that elderly gentleman (1940) where Mickey Mouse - this Dave guy who wants to date her is a sorcerer’s apprentice. I kept 14. (K) Start a game ing the United30. States It might is 6 miles get inlong the from way coast of As Putreform away efforts the continue groceries?none ofin Stokowski’sboth the energy conducting flair.indebted No matter.U.S. consumers Most consumers shouldn’t have be spend- does battle with bewitched waiting for her to tell Dave she would still be there waiting for him 15. Caviar source 5. Make a judgement an apology and financial sectors, let’slikely hope never we heardheed theseof the les music- — oring of less“Fantasia,” and saving for that more. matter. Unfortunately, Even any to coast. brooms and buckets while after he finished annihilating the fiends, so maybe he should focus on 17. ___ media 6. “I Get ___’’ (Beach BoysYeah. 32. Every one sons. this shadow of the original is more charmingdramatic thanincreaseLeopold anything in savingsStokowski else in comes the conducts at the ex- saving the planet instead of putting the moves on her. - 18. (K) 2,000 pounds hit) The two big lessons (that we should have al- film. pense of consumption.the famous musicIn a healthy by Paul economy 34. (K) In favor of “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” is a perfectly typical example of its type, 7. (K) Make illegal Nicolas Cage is the star, playing Balthazar,-- or one a good in which magician the central who hasbank has room to professionally made and competently acted. Imagine a graph with - 19. (K) Big bird in Australia long held captive the forces of magical evil. A prologue explains how, delivery. in-home consistent, and copy cut interest rates -- that negative effect might one line indicating the consumer’s age and the other line representing 20. Something to fight for 8. Clio award nominee 1,300 years ago, the Arthurian magician Merlin (James A. Stephens) be offset by a corresponding rise in business his degree of enjoyment. These lines would intersect at about the age 21. Highland hat - 9. Gentleman caller warred with the evil magicians Morgana (Alice Krige) and Horvath (Al Toy Story 3 has taken in more than $340 million investment. Unfortunately, that’s not the world of Young Dave. fred Molina). Merlin sealed them and their despicable minions in the 23. (K) 12:00 p.m. Despicable GE in domestic ticket sales, topping Finding Nemo to deepest interior of a nested doll. Mankind willin be which safe as we’re long living. as they If consumers decide to 25. Salvation Army collec RICK ARISTOTLE MUNARRIZ — JULY 12, 2010 become Pixar’s highest grossing release. do what appears to be the right thing, they’ll tions stay there. If Morgana and Horvath escape, the planet will be doomed. Something Better Somewhere Else DreamWorksThey’re Animation’s as bad as BP.Shrek Forever After, be pushing the economy into (or deeper into) 27. (K) TV’s “American ___’’ An unlikely player has emerged in computer on the other hand, is shaping up to be that stu- recession. As the story opens, 10-year-old Dave (Jake Cherry) chases a stray hard a of convenience the liked participants 28. (K) Went to Wendy’s animation, as Universal’s Despicable Me rocked dio’s leastlove successful note as it entry blows in through the Shrek the franchise. mail slot of an ancientCertainly, curiosity that’s contradiction enough,59 Films,yet not rated, 76 minutes These figures aren’t adjusted for inflation, so it 31.