Schedule Program Guide For GTV/GEM
Sun May 20, 2012
06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
06:30 SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS 1959 Repeat WS G
School For Scoundrels Enrol in the wacky College of Lifemanship where a senior host of great British comedians teach a completely uproarious course on how to come out tops in any social situation.
Starring: Ian Carmichael, Janette Scott, Terry Thomas, Alastair Sim
08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
10:00 THE BARON Repeat PG
High Terrace
Exciting, danger-laden, unusual exploits...the human dramas of those who buy, sell or steal precious treasures.
Starring: Steve Forrest
11:00 THAT'S DANCING 1985 Repeat HD G
That's Dancing
Using sequences from MGM films, this film illustrates the history of recorded dance from silent films through to the present, concentrating on the Golden Age of the 1930's and features stars like Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, Judy Garland, James Cagney, Gene Kelly as well as musicals like the great "42nd Street".
Starring: Jack Haley, Gene Kelly, Sammy Davis Jr., Mikhail Baryshnikov, Liza Minnelli
13:00 THE GARDEN GURUS Repeat HD WS G
This week s episode takes you down the garden path to pot plant perfection. We ll show you some great plants that look fabulous in the ground or the planter box. Plus we ve got some exciting new tips and tricks to take the work out of working in the backyard.
13:30 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG
All Australian Holidays
Jules heads to Palm Cove near Cairns to check out where to sleep, eat and play; Kate Ceberano explores Brunswick, one of Melbourne s best eating and shopping strips; Giaan Rooney show off the best places to enjoy the views of Brisbane and Jules takes a helicopter tour over Uluru.
14:00 SUNDAY FOOTY SHOW Live HD WS G Join Peter Sterling along with Andrew Johns and Brad Fittler as they review and preview all the NRL action from the weekend as well as the boys for The Roast.
16:00 NINE'S SUNDAY FOOTBALL HD WS NA
St George Illawarra Dragons v South Sydney Rabbitohs
Wide World Of Sports presents St George Illawarra Dragons v South Sydney Rabbitohs from WIN Jubilee Oval, Kogarah. Join Ray Warren, Peter Sterling, Phil Gould and Brad Fittler for all the post match interviews and analysis.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Stripper In an episode directed by David Schwimmer, Rachel is nervous about telling her short-tempered father about her pregnancy. Meanwhile, Monica's guilt lands Chandler in a situation he could never have dreamed of.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow 18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW HD WS G
Hampton Court Castle Viewers from all corners brings their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?
19:30 SECRET DEALERS Repeat WS PG
Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them.
20:30 MAN ON FIRE 2004 Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Man On Fire
A wave of kidnappings has swept through Mexico, feeding a growing sense of panic among the wealthier citizens. Into this world enters a burned out ex-CIA assassin John Creasy, who has given up on life. Creasy, with nothing better to do accepts the assignment to become a bodyguard to nine year old Pita but his world is turned upside down when Pita is kidnapped.
Starring: Tony Scott, Denzel Washington, Radha Mitchell, Christopher Walken, Dakota Fanning, Marc Anthony, Mickey Rourke
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language
23:25 BIRDS OF A FEATHER PG
Parting
Sharon is faced with an impossible choice when her husband Chris tells her he is seriously ill.
Starring: Peter Polycarpou, Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke, Lesley Joseph
00:00 KALEIDOSCOPE 1966 Repeat WS PG
Kaleidoscope Romantic comedy which has Barney Lincoln and Angel McGinnis as a pair of amorous adventurers in the gambling places of London and the Riviera.
Starring: Warren Beatty, Susannah York, Clive Revill, Eric Porter, Murray Melvin
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G
La Chute
Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.
05:30 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon May 21, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
10:30 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.
11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Free Porn
Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Pheobe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Rachel's New Dress Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
12:00 FEAR IN THE NIGHT 1972 Repeat M
Fear In The Night A young bride, only recently recovered from a nervous breakdown is attacked in her room while she waits for her bridegroom to take her on a honeymoon trip to the Prep school where he is an assistant master.
Starring: Judy Geeson, Joan Collins, Peter Cushing, Ralph Bates
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
14:00 SECRET DEALERS Repeat WS PG
Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them.
15:00 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Repeat HD WS G
Hampton Court Castle Viewers from all corners brings their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?
16:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS TB Host Scott Cam calls tools down on the teams as they complete their main bathroom and laundry in time for the judges. But The Block is in turmoil as one couple is accused of cheating.
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With All The Haste
Drastic developments blight Ross s relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel try to win back their old apartment, much to Chandler and Joey s delight.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With All The Wedding Dresses
Distraught over Ross s engagement, Rachel takes Joshua aside and suggests they also get married. Chandler forces Joey to go to a sleep clinic to stop his loud snoring.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 ZOO JUNIORS WS G Animal babies are innocent, stir our hearts and awaken our protective instincts. We follow the zookeepers as they work to nurture the baby animals and chart their progress as they take their first steps in the Zoo.
20:00 ANNA'S WILD LIFE HD WS PG Anna welcomes new animals into the zoo, while two of the older residents who already live there require visits from the vet.
20:30 FROZEN PLANET Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Winter
The sun leaves both Poles and the longest and most extreme season arrives Winter, when ice rules everything. As the devastating super-freeze spreads and darkness descends, we chart the stories of the winners and losers in the toughest survival challenge on the planet.
21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Repeat WS M
Brighton Tonight there s advice for stag and hen nighters on personal hygiene and drinking habits ... with Dr Pixie even using her own body in a scientific experiment to show the dangers of drink on the brain.
Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity
22:30 TROUBLE IN PARADISE Captioned Repeat WS M Australian's love to travel overseas but unfortunately we sometimes find ourselves in less than ideal situations. In this documentary series, we chronicle the harrowing experiences of Australians travelling in paradise.
23:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M
Tabloid A man confesses to killing the gossip columnist who was responsible for his wife's death. But his defense attorney tries to put the columnist's irresponsible journalistic practices on trial to avoid a conviction.
Starring: Dennis Farina, Jesse L. Martin, Jerry Orbach
00:30 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned Live WS M Football is set for a shake-up when the games biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL.
01:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With All The Haste
Drastic developments blight Ross s relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel try to win back their old apartment, much to Chandler and Joey s delight.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With All The Wedding Dresses
Distraught over Ross s engagement, Rachel takes Joshua aside and suggests they also get married. Chandler forces Joey to go to a sleep clinic to stop his loud snoring.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 05:30 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Tue May 22, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
10:30 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.
11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With All The Haste
Drastic developments blight Ross s relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel try to win back their old apartment, much to Chandler and Joey s delight.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With All The Wedding Dresses
Distraught over Ross s engagement, Rachel takes Joshua aside and suggests they also get married. Chandler forces Joey to go to a sleep clinic to stop his loud snoring.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
12:00 LONG DARK HALL 1951 Repeat WS PG
Long Dark Hall
When a man is accused of murdering his girlfriend, he is surprised by one member of his support panel - his wife.
Starring: Rex Harrison, Lilli Palmer
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
14:00 ZOO JUNIORS Repeat WS G Animal babies are innocent, stir our hearts and awaken our protective instincts. We follow the zookeepers as they work to nurture the baby animals and chart their progress as they take their first steps in the Zoo.
14:30 ANNA'S WILD LIFE Repeat HD WS PG Anna welcomes new animals into the zoo, while two of the older residents who already live there require visits from the vet.
15:00 FROZEN PLANET Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Winter
The sun leaves both Poles and the longest and most extreme season arrives Winter, when ice rules everything. As the devastating super-freeze spreads and darkness descends, we chart the stories of the winners and losers in the toughest survival challenge on the planet.
16:00 BIRDS OF A FEATHER Repeat PG
Parting
Sharon is faced with an impossible choice when her husband Chris tells her he is seriously ill.
Starring: Peter Polycarpou, Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke, Lesley Joseph
16:30 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS TB
Shelley Craft Challenge Challenge Master Shelley Craft takes the teams to Daylesford in country Victoria where they will have just 5 hours to style a room for Belle Magazine and be judged by editor Neale Whitaker. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Invitation Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding - but not all of them are going.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Worst Best Man Ever
When Joey s duck swallows Ross s wedding ring, he is worried he ll have to sacrifice his beloved fowl to retrieve it.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 YES MINISTER Repeat WS G
A Question Of Loyalty Jim and Sir Humphrey pass the buck to protect each other when they appear before a select committee investigating charges of waste in Hacker's ministry, until Jim's higher loyalties are called upon.
20:00 ALLO ALLO Repeat WS PG
The Wooing of Widow Artois
Bad news for Flick. Hitler wants his painting. Flick decides to conceal the real painting inside a sausage in René s café and send Der Fuhrer one of the forgeries. The airmen now conceal themselves in a cow costume to try to escape.
20:40 THE CLOSER Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Out Of Focus When a paparazzo apparently commits suicide by jumping out of a hotel window, Brenda soon discovers the victim may have been stalking a noted celebrity, who just so happens to be a guest at the same hotel.
Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney
21:40 THE CLOSER Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Head Over Heels Brenda investigates the slaying of a male adult-film star with HIV, and discovers that he may have exposed more than 200 women to the virus.
Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney
22:40 RIZZOLI & ISLES Repeat HD WS M
Gone Daddy Gone
The team investigates the death of a female dockworker in a case that comes with mob connections and possible revelations about Maura's biological father. And as Jane attempts to dodge sensitivity training, Maura inches closer to Jane's brother, Ed Begley Jr.
Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lorraine Bracco, Lee Thompson Young
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
23:35 LAW & ORDER HD WS M
Monster Political pressures and a lack of manpower force the detectives to coerce a confession out of its only suspect in a brutal sexual assault of a young girl.
Starring: Dennis Farina, Jesse L. Martin, Jerry Orbach
00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Invitation Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding - but not all of them are going.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 01:00 DANGERMAN Repeat PG
The Colonel's Daughter
Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Worst Best Man Ever
When Joey s duck swallows Ross s wedding ring, he is worried he ll have to sacrifice his beloved fowl to retrieve it.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
05:30 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Wed May 23, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
10:30 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.
11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Invitation Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding - but not all of them are going.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Worst Best Man Ever
When Joey s duck swallows Ross s wedding ring, he is worried he ll have to sacrifice his beloved fowl to retrieve it.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
12:00 THE BRIDES OF FU MANCHU 1966 Repeat WS PG
The Brides Of Fu Manchu Determined to conquer the world, Fu Manchu hopes to further his plan by kidnapping the daughters of twelve prominent families.
Starring: Christopher Lee, Douglas Wilmer, Marie Versini
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
14:00 THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE Captioned Repeat WS PG
(*Season Final*)
In a heartfelt reunion our farmers return to where their journey to romance began, to confess true feelings and reveal whether they've found love. Prepare for a wonderful night of surprises, complete with a history making revelation. Two farmers have made their choice as we begin the final episode, but has love stood the passage of time? For the others, it s still an open book as one by one they sit down for some couch talk with Natalie Gruzlewski.
15:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
15:30 YES MINISTER Repeat WS G
A Question Of Loyalty Jim and Sir Humphrey pass the buck to protect each other when they appear before a select committee investigating charges of waste in Hacker's ministry, until Jim's higher loyalties are called upon.
16:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS TB
In their race to complete a bedroom and their hallways some teams try to cut corners which puts them in the firing line with Site Foreman Keith. Host Scott Cam tries to teach Dan how to say no to Dani with hilarious results.
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1) Rachel stays home while Ross and the others go to England for his wedding. Chandler and Joey bicker while sightseeing. Guest stars the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 2)
Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' parents clash with Emily's.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 DOG RESCUE WS PG At Harefield's Dog Trust, nine Jack Russell terriers are rescued from run-down kennels, while at the Manchester Dogs home Natalie shows children how to avoid being bitten.
20:00 REMARKABLE VETS WS PG Follows Geoff Woodhouse on his daily rounds as a mixed practice vet in the beautiful Wakatipu basin in New Zealand. EXTREME PARENTING: AN HOUR OF 20:30 ANYTHING BUT TYPICAL PARENTING Captioned WS TB
(*Premiere Special*)
We live in an era when people obsess over their children and the topic of how to raise kids has become a subject of daily debate. That said, wait until you meet these parents who are taking things to the extreme& a couple who are happy to bare it all, literally, while raising their children in a nudist colony& a father who became an internet sensation when, having had enough of his daughter s rude rants on YouTube, he decided to teach her a lesson she wouldn t forget by shooting her laptop and posting the video on the Internet.
21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Repeat WS M
Hull In tonight s show Dr Christian sees a man with a bad case of piles who s suitable for a revolutionary new treatment while Dr Pixie helps a woman with such sweaty feet she s ruining her shoes.
Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity
22:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that haven t been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.
23:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that haven t been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.
23:30 CONAN Repeat WS M
Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes! Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1) Rachel stays home while Ross and the others go to England for his wedding. Chandler and Joey bicker while sightseeing. Guest stars the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
01:00 SEAWAY Repeat WS PG
Ghost Ship
Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.
Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme 02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 2)
Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' parents clash with Emily's.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
05:30 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Thu May 24, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
10:30 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.
11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1) Rachel stays home while Ross and the others go to England for his wedding. Chandler and Joey bicker while sightseeing. Guest stars the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 2)
Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' parents clash with Emily's.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
12:00 MY FELLOW AMERICANS 1996 Captioned Repeat HD WS M
My Fellow Americans
Jack Lemmon and James Garner star in the hilarious My Fellow Americans. When the current American President frames his two predecessors for a White House scandal, the two adversaries must set aside their differences long enough to clear their names.
Starring: Jack Lemmon, James Garner, Dan Aykroyd, Lauren Bacall
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language
14:00 DOG RESCUE Repeat WS PG At Harefield's Dog Trust, nine Jack Russell terriers are rescued from run-down kennels, while at the Manchester Dogs home Natalie shows children how to avoid being bitten.
14:30 REMARKABLE VETS Repeat WS PG Follows Geoff Woodhouse on his daily rounds as a mixed practice vet in the beautiful Wakatipu basin in New Zealand.
15:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
15:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that haven t been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.
16:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that haven t been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.
16:30 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS TB
Scotty s Workshop Challenge Host Scott Cam brings in some very tough clients and judges as the teams are set the task of building the world s best cubby house in this week s workshop challenge.
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross makes a slip-of-the-tongue during his wedding ceremony, leaving Rachel agonising over what it could mean. Monica and Chandler find themselves in an unexpected situation.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With All The Kissing
Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One Hundredth While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
20:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily - but he must make a tough decision.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
20:30 SUPER NANNY WS PG
Bowersock Family
Super Nanny, Jo Frost arrives to help troubled families turn their tears into smiles. Meet the Bowersock family where parents Jennifer and Thad are having trouble with their three kids: 7-year-old Madeline," 6-year-old Hayden, and 4-year-old Lily Grace.
Cons.Advice: Realistic Violence
21:30 HOARDING: BURIED ALIVE HD WS PG
A Million Excuses Hoarding by parents threatens to rip a family apart unless they can stop their excessive collecting. A man must learn to control his addiction to buying items at auctions and garage sales.
22:30 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Captioned WS M
Using hidden cameras, host John Quiñones observes and comments on how ordinary people behave when they are confronted with a dilemma that requires them to either take action or walk by and mind their own business.
23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross makes a slip-of-the-tongue during his wedding ceremony, leaving Rachel agonising over what it could mean. Monica and Chandler find themselves in an unexpected situation.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
01:00 SEAWAY WS PG
The Viking
Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.
Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme 03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With All The Kissing
Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
05:30 TODAY Captioned HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Fri May 25, 2012
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
10:30 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.
11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross makes a slip-of-the-tongue during his wedding ceremony, leaving Rachel agonising over what it could mean. Monica and Chandler find themselves in an unexpected situation.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With All The Kissing
Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
12:00 WE JOINED THE NAVY 1962 Repeat G
We Joined The Navy A young naval officer asks too many embarrassing questions and after being bounced from one station to another, winds up the hero of a revolution.
Starring: Kenneth More, Lloyd Nolan, Joan O'Brien, Mischa Auer
13:50 BIRDS OF A FEATHER PG
Jobs For The Girls
Sharon and Tracey want spending money for Christmas, so start looking for extra work.
Starring: Peter Polycarpou, Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke, Lesley Joseph
14:25 BIRDS OF A FEATHER PG
Someone Else's Baby Inspired by Dorien taking her antique silver samovar to the Chigwell Antiques Roadshow, Sharon and Tracey decide to search through their mother's belongings for their own undiscovered treasure.
Starring: Peter Polycarpou, Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke, Lesley Joseph
15:00 HOARDING: BURIED ALIVE Repeat HD WS PG
A Million Excuses Hoarding by parents threatens to rip a family apart unless they can stop their excessive collecting. A man must learn to control his addiction to buying items at auctions and garage sales.
16:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS TB
The teams have finally reached the half way mark in their renovations and reflect on the last 50 days living at The Block. Scott and Shelley stop by to see how the team's are progressing with their hallways and guest bedrooms which are due for delivery to the judges on Sunday.
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.
18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Kips
Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend. Ross has something difficult to tell Rachel.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With The Yeti
Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends?
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 NINE'S LIVE FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL Captioned Live HD WS NA
Melbourne Storm v Brisbane Broncos Wide World Of Sports presents Melbourne Storm v Brisbane Broncos, LIVE from AAMI Park, Melbourne. Join us for all the action, post match interviews & analysis.
21:30 NINE'S FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL Captioned HD WS NA
South Sydney Rabbitohs v Canberra Raiders Wide World Of Sports presents South Sydney Rabbitohs v Canberra Raiders from ANZ Stadium, Sydney. Join us for all the action, post match interviews & analysis.
23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!
02:00 MEMOIRS OF A SURVIVOR 1981 WS M
Memoirs Of A Survivor
Set in a bleak future where roving gangs of children terrorize city streets, and reality is often an illusion.
Starring: Julie Christie, Christopher Guard, Leonie Mellingen, Debbie Hutchins, Pat Keen
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sex Scenes
04:10 WENT THE DAY WELL 1942 Repeat PG
Went The Day Well The residents of a British village during WWII welcome a platoon of soldiers who are to be billeted with them. The trusting residents then discover that the soldiers are Germans who proceed to hold the village captive.
Starring: Oliver Wilsford, Valerie Taylor
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence Sat May 26, 2012
06:00 WE JOINED THE NAVY 1962 Repeat G
We Joined The Navy A young naval officer asks too many embarrassing questions and after being bounced from one station to another, winds up the hero of a revolution.
Starring: Kenneth More, Lloyd Nolan, Joan O'Brien, Mischa Auer
07:50 GEM PRESENTS Repeat HD WS PG
Adam Harvey: Falling into Place
Music Special.
08:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G
Home shopping programme.
09:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
To the Last Will I Grapple With Thee Jessica tackles the mystery of a man who apparently migrated from Ireland to New York for the sole purpose of taking revenge on an old friend of hers, but is killed himself.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul
10:20 HENRY VIII & HIS SIX WIVES 1972 Repeat PG
Henry VIII And His Six Wives
On his deathbed, King Henry VIII looks back over his eventful life and his six marriages.
Starring: Keith Michell, Donald Pleasence, Jane Asher, Charlotte Rampling
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes
12:50 THE MADWOMAN OF CHAILLOT 1969 Repeat G
The Madwoman Of Chaillot
In the Paris of superjets, nuclear bombs and high living, the Countess Aurelia, known as the Madwoman of Chaillot lives in the past--in a state of genteel decay--oblivious of the 20th century. Her great concerns are the loss (years ago) of her lover and of her feathered boa, purple and nine feet long. But now she enlists the aid of three cronies to defeat the dehumanizing Establishment and rid the world of evil.
Starring: Katharine Hepburn, Yul Brynner, Paul Henried, Donald Pleasence
15:30 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS TB
The Block Unlocked The Block's judges, Neale Whitaker, Shaynna Blaze and John McGrath review their decision about the teams main bathrooms and laundries and the couples give their views of their neighbours efforts.
16:00 OUT OF AFRICA 1985 HD WS PG
Out of Africa
A Danish woman marries a baron whom she doesn't love and moves with him to his Kenyan coffee plantation. After enduring his womanizing behaviour, she eventually kicks him out and then meets a British adventurer with whom she falls in love. Upon her return to Denmark, she becomes a famous novelist and writes about her romantic adventure.
Starring: Robert Redford, Meryl Streep
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language
19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G
Farewell To Michael Aspel Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?
20:30 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Child's Play Danny is devastated when a young boy he knows is killed in the midst of a grocery store robbery. Meanwhile, Lindsay, Stella and Flack investigate the death of a man killed by an exploding cigar.
Starring: Gary Sinise, Anna Belknap, Eddie Cahill 21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Collateral Damage
Horatio and the team work to figure out why a seemingly normal family was targeted in a brutal grenade attack.
Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Teri Polo
22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Hog Heaven The CSIs are on the case when a member of a motorcycle gang is brutally murdered by his own gang at his local biker bar.
Starring: Laurence Fishburne, Marg Helgenberger, William Petersen, George Eads
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!
01:50 LONG DARK HALL 1951 Repeat WS PG
Long Dark Hall
When a man is accused of murdering his girlfriend, he is surprised by one member of his support panel - his wife.
Starring: Rex Harrison, Lilli Palmer
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
03:30 DANGER WITHIN 1959 Repeat G
Danger Within (AKA: Breakout)
Drama set in an Italian prisoner of war camp during World War II, where a group of British soldiers find their plans for escape thwarted by a mysterious traitor in their midst.
Starring: Richard Todd, Richard Attenborough, Bernard Lee, Michael Wilding, Dennis Price
05:30 DISCOVER DOWNUNDER Repeat WS G
Brisbane and Helensvale QLD
Fun Parks, Fun Parks and Fun Parks...and the occasional Yatala Pie for Tim, this is Queensland s south east corner. Thankfully, Brooke can see the bigger picture, which includes the best Holiday Parks, exploring the Brisbane River and a top notch Parma.