Program Guide Report

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Aug 14, 2011

06:00 IT IS WRITTEN HD WS PG

Winning Your Biggest Battles: Episode 2 Religious programme.

06:30 EIGHT O'CLOCK WALK B/W 1953 PG

Eight O'clock Walk A young barrister proves a taxi driver innocent of murder.

Starring: Richard Attenborough, Derek Farr, Ian Hunter, Maurice Denham

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

08:25 TOMMY THE TOREADOR 1959 Repeat G

Tommy The Toreador A British seaman stranded in Spain, accidentally saves the life of a famous bullfighter and gets innocently involved with a smuggling racket.

Starring: Tommy Steele, Sid James, Janet Munro, Virgillio Texeira

10:15 THE BOY FROM OKLAHOMA 1954 Repeat WS G

The Boy From Oklahoma

A gun-shy sheriff who maintains law and order wins the prettiest girl in town.

Starring: Will Rogers Jr, Nancy Olson, Merv Griffin, Wallace Ford

12:05 THE BLACK STALLION 1979 Repeat WS G

The Black Stallion Adapted from the children's book by Walter Farley, this animal-lovers' treat follows a boy named Alec from shipwreck to the winner's circle with the stunning horse that befriends him.

Starring: Mickey Rooney, Kelly Reno, Teri Garr

14:35 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

New Zealand: 4 Seasons

Join us for this special episode exploring seasonal holiday ideas in New Zealand. Includes Winter in Queenstown, Milford Sound in Spring, a Summer trek in the Southern Alps and the best place in NZ to see the Autumn colours.

15:05 CAPTAIN HORATIO HORNBLOWER 1951 Repeat G

Captain Horatio Hornblower

Gregory Peck stars as Horatio Hornblower, the swashbuckling British naval captain of the HMS Lydia, as he navigates the waters around Latin America to thwart Napoleon's Spanish allies in this adaptation of C.S. Forester's novel.

Starring: Gregory Peck, Virginia Mayo, Robert Beatty, Denis O'Dea, Christopher Lee

17:30 EXPERIENCE EUROPE WS G

Nuremberg to Rothenberg Carolyne visits the very interesting and grizzly Crime Museum then by contrast the enchanting Christmas shop in the fascinating town of Rothenburg.

18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

The Impotence of Being Ernest

Blanche is incredulous one Saturday night when Rose has a date and she doesn't. Worse yet, he's "absolutely perfect" - a handsome, middle-aged corporate attorney, not a "geek." Blanche watches, incensed, as Rose and Ernie Faber happily exit.

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW WS G Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G Jean and Lionel take a parental interest in Harry, Sandy's policeman boyfriend. Yet, the affairs of the younger generation seem to diminish in importance when Jean receives a phone message from an old flame. 20:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G

Jean undertakes some strategic snooping to discover what the new neighbours are like.

20:30 FALLEN 1998 Repeat WS M

Fallen Assigned to catch a serial killer before he strikes again is a dangerous assignment on a good day. But there is more to this case than anyone had anticipated.

Starring: Denzel Washington, John Goodman, Donald Sutherland, James Gandolfini

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language

23:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Has A Baby - Part 1

Rachel waits in the hospital maternity ward with the anxious Ross. However, numerous other pregnant women are wheeled in while Rachel's painful labour continues. Also at the hospital, Monica and Chandler find themselves inspired.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

23:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

The Impotence of Being Ernest

00:00 RANSOM 1975 Repeat WS M

Ransom

A British ambassador to Scandinavia is kidnapped by terrorists and a Norwegian security chief gives chase.

Starring: Sean Connery, Ian McShane

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Night Caller

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Aug 15, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Is Late Rachel's baby is late, causing for a very irritable mother-to-be, willing to try absolutely anything to bring the delivery on.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Has A Baby - Part 1

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

Town Father Bachelor Mayor Sam Booth is challenged by a pro-development candidate in an election that's murder, especially for a woman who shows up claiming Sam fathered her five children.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Blind Date Blanche's "dating slump" has led her to date "a shallow, insensitive snob" who both Dorothy and Rose think is beneath her.

12:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

The Impotence of Being Ernest

13:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Challenge Night Shelley Craft offers an amazing $10,000 cash prize which the couples are desperate to win to help them complete this weeks exterior renovations but first theyll have to find the prize inside a hedge maze.

14:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG Josh and Jenna have a secret weapon for their garden but struggle to agree on the design. The contestants all race to start painting their exteriors as the storm clouds gather.

15:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG The teams have to battle against atrocious weather to have any chance of completing their gardens and renovating the facades before this week's final reveal and judgement.

16:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Challenge Night Host Scott Cam offers up the series biggest prize of $15000 with a challenge to create the best campaign to sell their homes.

17:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Room Reveal And Judging All four teams experience their toughest day on The Block as they struggle to complete their exteriors in time for the final judging. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Has A Baby - Part 2 Rachel's impatient wait for her labour to begin continues, as she and Ross dance around their feelings. Meanwhile, Joey has the greatest surprise of all.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where No One Proposes Due to a misunderstanding, Rachel finds herself engaged to marry Joey, rather than Ross, who was planning to propose soon after the birth of their baby.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 ANIMAL KINGDOM WS PG Steve Leonard attempts to help five Nile crocodiles be moved to a new waterhole and has a close encounter with one of the park's bull elephants.

20:00 GORILLA SCHOOL WS PG

'Gorilla School' follows the remarkable story of the release of captive-born gorillas back into the wild. Some of these gorillas were abandoned by their mothers and have been rescued and hand-reared at Howletts Wild Animal Park in Kent, England, from a very young age. Now they are ready to travel to Gabon in Africa to join the world's most successful Gorilla re-introduction programme.

20:30 DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S LIFE OF Captioned Repeat WS PG MAMMALS

Opportunists When it comes to food, most mammals are specialists. Some eat nothing but termites, some just seeds, other only fish and one species relies almost exclusively on bamboo while others eat almost everything.

21:30 KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A. Captioned Repeat WS MA

Hot Potato Chef Ramsay visits the Hot Potato Cafe in Philadelphia and is surprised to see the owners' evaporated passion, replaced by negative attitudes.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

22:30 THE BIG C HD WS M

Losing Patients

Season 2 opens with Cathy seeking a second opinion about her cancer, which doesn't sit well with Dr. Todd. Meanwhile, Sean discovers that his sister is battling cancer while he's dealing with the growing pains of living with a pregnant Rebecca; and Adam is less-than-happy about seeing a therapist.

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Some Coarse Language, A Sex Scene

23:00 WEEDS HD WS M

Bags

Season 7 opens three years after pot-dealing Nancy Botwin has done a stint in federal prison and has been paroled to New York City. She is placed on probation in a halfway house, but fully looking for an opportunity to fire up her canni-business and reunite with the men in her life.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Drug References

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Has A Baby - Part 2 Rachel's impatient wait for her labour to begin continues, as she and Ross dance around their feelings. Meanwhile, Joey has the greatest surprise of all.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where No One Proposes Due to a misunderstanding, Rachel finds herself engaged to marry Joey, rather than Ross, who was planning to propose soon after the birth of their baby.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Town Father Bachelor Mayor Sam Booth is challenged by a pro-development candidate in an election that's murder, especially for a woman who shows up claiming Sam fathered her five children.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams 01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Blind Date Blanche's "dating slump" has led her to date "a shallow, insensitive snob" who both Dorothy and Rose think is beneath her.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Lake On Blue Mountain

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Has A Baby - Part 2 Rachel's impatient wait for her labour to begin continues, as she and Ross dance around their feelings. Meanwhile, Joey has the greatest surprise of all.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where No One Proposes Due to a misunderstanding, Rachel finds herself engaged to marry Joey, rather than Ross, who was planning to propose soon after the birth of their baby.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

Goodbye Charlie

Three sets of people try to claim the body found on the railroad track--a nephew, a daughter and a wife. Jessica narrates this story.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 LEASE OF LIFE 1954 Repeat G

Lease Of Life (nearer To Heaven) The parson of a small rural community knows he is dying and this makes him reconsider his life so far and what he can still do to help the community.

Starring: Robert Donat, Denholm Elliott, Kay Walsh, Adrienne Corri, Cyril Raymond

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

House Of Mirrors

Luke Harris uses his bi-polar disorder as a cover to try and find a killer in a psychiatric clinic.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Taking Care Of Business When Kate resigns from Drovers Run, Stevie and Tess face an uphill battle to run the property. Jodi and Kate struggle in their new careers away from Drovers Run.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Love Me Tender

The flames of passion burn when Dorothy goes out on a blind date. Little does Sophia know that Eddie, the man she found for Dorothy via a dating service (twenty dollars, one picture, their computer" and boom - you've got a social life"), is a balding Casanova.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Valentine's Day

A dateless Feb. 14 prompts memories of Valentine's Days past, including Sophia's in a Chicago garage in 1929.

17:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Challenge Night The judges announce the winner of the final reveal and then its party time for all four teams before they have to pack up and leave The Block. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Emma Cries

Joey's futile attempt to gain Ross's forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him results in an emergency hospitalisation. Meanwhile, an exhausted Rachel desperately searches for a remedy to quell baby Emma's nonstop crying.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Paediatrician Joey and Phoebe agree to find each other partners for a double date. When Joey forgets to do his part, he panics and invites a stranger. Meanwhile, Rachel faces the ultimate rejection.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 ZOO BABIES Repeat WS PG

Zoo Babies

Zoo Babies highlights the dramas, and sometimes heartache, of animal breeding programmes in zoos; programmes that are integral in the battle to save species from extinction and educate the public as to their plight.

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S LIFE OF 20:30 MAMMALS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Wet N' Wild With complex communication, perfect streamlining and great underwater speed, these mammals have mastered all the problems that had to be solved to survive in this harsh alien world.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 SENSING MURDER Captioned Repeat WS M

The Patient Killer

13 year old schoolgirl Tracey Ann Patient was plucked off Auckland's busy Great North Road in 1976. The following morning, her lifeless body was found dumped 16 kilometres away in the Waikatere Ranges. She'd been strangled with a pantyhose tourniquet. Psychics Deb Webber and Sue Nicholson investigate Tracey's murder.

22:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years.

23:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years.

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Emma Cries

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Goodbye Charlie

Three sets of people try to claim the body found on the railroad track--a nephew, a daughter and a wife. Jessica narrates this story.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Love Me Tender

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Stolen Tugboat

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Emma Cries

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

If the Shoe Fits The son of a factory worker, who struggles to make ends meet, is charged with murdering their lecherous landlord, who had made life difficult for them.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 NOW AND FOREVER 1956 PG

Now And Forever A young couple in love, meeting secretly because their parents won't let them marry, decide to elope and finally win their parents' understanding.

Starring: Jack Warner, Janette Scott, Kay Walsh, Vernon Gray

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

14:00 ZOO BABIES Repeat WS PG

Zoo Babies

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Old Flames Passions flare up when Kate faces her first love, and Jodi risks her life to save her high-school nemesis. Sparks fly between Dave and Sally at her farewell dinner.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Two Rode Together Sophia's friends are passing away one by one. As much as this disturbs Sophia, it disturbs Dorothy even more, who fears that her time with Sophia may be shorter than she thinks.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

You Gotta Have Hope Dorothy is chairman of the Ladies' Auxiliary hospital variety show benefit. The problem is, she can't find any talent for the talent show.

17:00 TOP DESIGN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Its the dream of many Australians to hitch the caravan to the car and take off around the country, and thats the genesis of this episodes challenge. Our contestants are divided into teams of two to redesign a 20-year-old caravan according to the wishes of specific clients. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Sharks

Chandler is in Tulsa Oklahoma on a work assignment. When Monica surprises him in his hotel room, she mistakenly frets that he has a bizarre sexual fetish. Meanwhile, Joey becomes upset when his date doesn't remember previously having sex with him.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Celebrating Phoebe's birthday party at a fancy restaurant, Phoebe and Joey are left to wait alone for a long period of time as unusual circumstances hold up the other friends from arriving on time.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 ANIMAL KINGDOM WS PG

Steve continues to work at the Erindi Game Reserve in Namibia's central highlands as he helps with a breeding programme for the painted dog. He also finds out more about a three-year-old leopard called Honey who is the mother of two special male cubs.

20:00 GORILLA SCHOOL WS PG

20:30 PRIMETIME: WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Captioned WS M

Using hidden cameras, host John Quiñones observes and comments on how ordinary people behave when they are confronted with a dilemma that requires them to either take action or walk by and mind their own business.

21:30 THE CLOSER HD WS M

Unknown Trouble

The seventh and final season kicks off with Brenda investigating the shootings of a rap star and six bystanders. Meanwhile, Delk gets set to announce seismic organizational changes; and a civil suit targets Brenda and the department.

22:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES HD WS M

We Need Another Hero

Season 2 opens with Jane recovering from a shooting and being saluted as a hero at a public event. Before long, an ill-fated turn of events results in a new case but helps Jane reconnect with a former beau, who may be able to help mend Jane's emotional wounds.

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

If the Shoe Fits The son of a factory worker, who struggles to make ends meet, is charged with murdering their lecherous landlord, who had made life difficult for them.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Two Rode Together Sophia's friends are passing away one by one. As much as this disturbs Sophia, it disturbs Dorothy even more, who fears that her time with Sophia may be shorter than she thinks.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Hermit

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario. 05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Thu Aug 18, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Sharks

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

How to Make a Killing Without Really Trying

Jessica is trying to learn to invest, but this wasn't the best day for it.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 MAN AT THE TOP 1975 M

Man At The Top A man hired as managing director of a large pharmaceutical concern discovers his predecessor's suicide might have been murder.

Starring: Nanette Newman, Harry Andrews, Kenneth Haigh, John Quentin

Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes, Adult Themes

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Roman Charity Having apparently become addicted to opium, Harris strikes a deal with a major drug dealer only to have it blown wide open by Peter Church.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Body Blows Alex re-considers his future at Killarney when his father suffers a stroke. Jodi goes to extreme lengths to win a bull showing on her own terms.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Fiddler on the Ropes The ladies decide they ought to think more about their financial welfare in the future, so they go in on a CD together.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Till Death Do We Volley

Dorothy is delighted to hear that her high school tennis team is having a reunion in Miami.

17:00 ANIMAL KINGDOM Repeat WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Male Nanny

In the Emmy Award-winning comedy's 200th episode, Ross jealously mocks Rachel's choice of an oversensitive male nanny. Meanwhile, Chandler feels threatened by Monica's constant chatter about a male co-worker whose sense of humour outwits his.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song

When Monica's ex-boyfriend intends to sell his apartment, insecure Chandler persuades Joey to help him secretly inspect it. The guys are aghast to discover an old videotape that might feature Monica having sex with the old flame.

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 STANSTED: THE INSIDE STORY WS PG

This observational series uses unparalleled access to lift the lid on one of the UKs busiest airports.

20:30 MY STRANGE ADDICTION HD WS M

Twenty-six year old Kimberly is addicted to Laxatives, taking them 10 times a day, every day for the past five years. Her habit is so bad; she consumes as many as 150 pills a day, totaling over 50, 000 per year. Plus, 22 year-old Bianca cannot stop eating pottery and cigarette ash.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

21:00 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS PG Thirty one year old Lori has been addicted to sleeping with her blow dryer since she was eight years old. Meanwhile, Kesha has admitted to eating half a roll of toilet paper everyday.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Repeat WS M

London

Dr Christian takes to the stressed-out city of London where nervous rashes and embarrassing ailments are plentiful. The doctors discover just how much stress is connected to sexual impotence with a new nationwide poll of thousands of people.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

22:30 SEVEN DEADLY SINS WS MA

Envy The sin of envy is examined in part four of this seven-part series exploring the seven capital vices, including their origin in religious teaching and history's worst perpetrators.

Cons.Advice: Nudity, Adult Themes

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

How to Make a Killing Without Really Trying

Jessica is trying to learn to invest, but this wasn't the best day for it.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Fiddler on the Ropes The ladies decide they ought to think more about their financial welfare in the future, so they go in on a CD together.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G 04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Pursuit Along The Aux Sables

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Male Nanny

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

The Fixer-Upper

Jessica's niece, who is a real estate broker, arrives at the mansion and finds a body instead of a buyer.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 BORN FREE 1966 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

Born Free A game warden in Northern Kenya and his wife, raise three motherless lion cubs, until they are forced to set them free.

Starring: Virginia McKenna, Bill Travers, Geoffrey Keen, Peter Lukoye

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Starlight Hotel Church's murder investigation into the world of the homeless takes a sickening turn when it appears the perpetrators are exploiting derelicts for snuff movies.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Sins of the Father Stevie and Alex work together to trap a cattle thief with inside knowledge. Tess's life is turned upside down when Nick learns he has a deadly heart condition.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

High Anxiety The ladies must band together like never before when they discover that Rose is addicted to a drug prescribed for her 30 years ago for a back injury.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Little Sister Relationships are strained when Rose's younger sister, Holly, comes for a visit. Rose confesses to Blanche and Dorothy that she never liked Holly much and insists that Holly is hard to get along with.

17:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Challenge Night The Champ or Chump Quiz is decided in an unusual way and then some very special guests arrive to judge their renovations for crucial points to decide the outcome of the challenge. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Other Sister On the night before Thanksgiving, Rachel's self-centred younger sister, Amy, ruins everyone's holiday dinner with her uncensored observations.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Phone Number On a night out, Rachel impulsively gives a handsome restaurant patron her telephone number, although worries that he'll call when Ross is in their apartment.

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 WILD CARIBBEAN Repeat WS PG

Reefs and Wrecks

Examining Caribbean coral reefs, scenic hazards to navigation, and ships that wrecked on them.

20:30 LEGENDS OF THE FALL 1994 Repeat WS M

Legends Of The Fall Epic tale of three brothers and their father living in the remote wilderness of 1900s USA whose lives are affected by nature, history, war, and love.

Starring: Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins, Aidan Quinn, Julia Ormond, Henry Thomas

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language, A Sex Scene

23:15 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Other Sister On the night before Thanksgiving, Rachel's self-centred younger sister, Amy, ruins everyone's holiday dinner with her uncensored observations.

23:40 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:40 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

02:10 GUNS FOR SAN SEBASTIAN 1968 Repeat PG

Guns For San Sebastian Leon Alastray is an outlaw who has been given sanctuary by Father John, whom he then escorts to the village of San Sebastian.

Starring: Anthony Quinn, Charles Bronson

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

04:15 NOW AND FOREVER 1956 Repeat PG

Now And Forever A young couple in love, meeting secretly because their parents won't let them marry, decide to elope and finally win their parents' understanding.

Starring: Jack Warner, Janette Scott, Kay Walsh, Vernon Gray

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes Sat Aug 20, 2011

06:00 BORN FREE 1966 Captioned Repeat HD WS G

Born Free A game warden in Northern Kenya and his wife, raise three motherless lion cubs, until they are forced to set them free.

Starring: Virginia McKenna, Bill Travers, Geoffrey Keen, Peter Lukoye

08:00 CAIRO ROAD 1950 PG

Cairo Road

An Egyptian police chief lays traps for drug smugglers.

Starring: Eric Portman, Laurence Harvey, Maria Mauban, John Bailey, John Gregson

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

10:00 WONDERFUL LIFE 1964 Repeat G

Wonderful Life

Stranded musicians on the Canary Isle secretly make a musical version of a veteran director's comeback film.

Starring: Cliff Richard, Walter Slezak, Susan Hampshire, The Shadows

12:20 WATERLOO BRIDGE 1940 Repeat PG

Waterloo Bridge On the eve of World War II, a British officer revisits Waterloo Bridge and recalls the young man he was at the beginning of World War I and the young ballerina he met just before he left for the front.

Starring: Vivien Leigh, Robert Taylor

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

14:35 QUO VADIS 1951 Repeat HD WS PG

Quo Vadis Recounts the sweeping saga of star-crossed lovers, General Marcus Vinicius and Lygia, whose love threatens to destroy them and Rome forever.

Starring: Robert Taylor, Deborah Kerr, Peter Ustinov

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Sophia's Choice

When Sophia goes to visit her friend Lillian at Shady Pines, she's in for a surprise: Lillian isn't there anymore.

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW WS G Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:30 SECRET DEALERS Repeat WS PG

Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them.

20:30 CSI: NY Captioned HD WS M

Rest In Peace, Marina Garito A woman linked to an unsolved murder is discovered dead. The evidence suggests she committed suicide, but an unconvinced Stella pursues the case as a homicide.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Sela Ward, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Bang, Bang Your Debt The team investigate the death of a college student whose burnt body is found in an SUV and her friend's unconscious body nearby. An autopsy reveals that she was not killed by the fire.

22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Good, The Bad & The Dominatrix Grissom investigates when a sadistic client tries to murder Lady Heather, who makes the investigation more difficult when she refuses to name her attacker.

Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Laurence Fishburne, George Eads

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Adult Themes 23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:25 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

01:55 THEY WHO DARE 1953 Repeat G

They Who Dare

Amidst the battle of World War II, a group of British Soldiers take on a daring mission in the Aegean.

Starring: Dirk Bogarde, Denholm Elliott

04:00 SECRET DEALERS Repeat WS PG

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Sophia's Choice

When Sophia goes to visit her friend Lillian at Shady Pines, she's in for a surprise: Lillian isn't there anymore.

05:30 THE GARDEN GURUS WS G

(*Series Return*)

Episode one of the spring series is opened in New York City at Central Park. Trevor and Kim provide tips on ways to save money in the garden, Melissa shows how to get your garden growing healthy naturally, Chloe shares some new ideas on growing edibles and Matt introduces a great new product for saving water in the garden.