Program Guide Report

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Aug 21, 2011

06:00 IT IS WRITTEN HD WS PG

Winning Your Biggest Battles: Episode 3 Religious programme.

06:30 LADY WITH A LAMP 1951 G

Lady With A Lamp

The life of Florence Nightingale and her work in reforming the nursing service in 19th century England.

Starring: Anna Neagle, Michael Wilding, Sybil Thorndike

08:55 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

The Professionals

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

09:55 CATCH US IF YOU CAN 1965 Repeat G

Catch Us If You Can A model, whose face appears in an ad campaign for meat, runs off with a stunt man while shooting a TV commercial.

Starring: Barbara Ferris, Yootha Joyce, Dave Clark

11:50 THE RAGING MOON 1970 Repeat PG

The Raging Moon

Bruce Pritchard's life is changed forever when he is stricken with polio and confined to a wheelchair at the age of 24. He is sent to a home where he meets and falls in love with Jill, a fiery young woman and together they share a special bond.

Starring: Malcolm McDowell, Nanette Newman, George S Brown, Bernard Lee

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

14:05 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Ben takes an epic drive around Iceland and meets some unusual characters along the way. Catriona revisits her honeymoon destination, the Cook Islands. And Jules joins the worlds only organised tour in the Star Trek language of Klingon at the Jenolan Caves west of Sydney.

14:35 PARRISH 1961 Repeat WS PG

Parrish After moving to a Connecticut farming community with his mother, young Parrish McLean becomes embroiled in a feud involving a ruthless tobacco tycoon and a strong-willed widower.

Starring: Troy Donahue, Claudette Colbert, Karl Malden, Connie Stevens, Diane McBain

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

17:30 EXPERIENCE EUROPE HD WS G

Rudesheim to Amsterdam (*Season Final*) Finally we arrive in the Dutch capital Amsterdam where Carloyne samples local cheeses and goes on a must-do bike ride around the city.

18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Rites of Spring Attempting to better themselves for a friend's annual party, Dorothy, Blanche and Rose decide to lose some weight.

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW WS G Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G The whole gang, minus Harry who is stuck on duty for protest coverage, head out to the country for the weekend. But road construction is about to throw the travellers for a loop. 20:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G Jean's brother, Steven and his wife are expected for another visit but they arrive via separate modes of transportation with a surprise announcement.

20:30 SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE 2003 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Something's Gotta Give

Divorced, successful playwright Erica has given up on finding a fulfilling romantic relationship. When her daughter visits with her ageing boyfriend Harry, Erica's plight as a mature, single woman comes into stark focus. Harry exclusively dates young women, which infuriates Erica. Though initially they repel each other, things change when Harry has a heart attack and Erica comes to his aid.

Starring: Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton, Keanu Reeves, Frank McDonald

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:15 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Phone Number On a night out, Rachel impulsively gives a handsome restaurant patron her telephone number, although worries that he'll call when Ross is in their apartment.

23:45 THE YAKUZA 1975 Repeat HD M

The Yakuza An ex-G.I. is prevailed upon by an old army buddy to return to Japan and intercede in the kidnapping of his daughter.

Starring: Robert Mitchum, Brian Keith, Takakura Ken, Herbert Edelman, Richard Jordan, Kishi Keiko

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Dreamer's Rock

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Aug 22, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.

09:30 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Other Sister On the night before Thanksgiving, Rachel's self-centred younger sister, Amy, ruins everyone's holiday dinner with her uncensored observations.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Phone Number On a night out, Rachel impulsively gives a handsome restaurant patron her telephone number, although worries that he'll call when Ross is in their apartment.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

The Big Show of 1965

Twenty five years after a show in which a stabbing occurred, the cast is reunited and a mystery woman reappears, seeming to accuse Barry.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Sophia's Choice

When Sophia goes to visit her friend Lillian at Shady Pines, she's in for a surprise: Lillian isn't there anymore.

12:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Rites of Spring Attempting to better themselves for a friend's annual party, Dorothy, Blanche and Rose decide to lose some weight.

13:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Challenge Night The judges announce the winner of the final reveal and then its party time for all four teams before they have to pack up and leave The Block.

14:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG The four couples have all returned to their own homes only to find that nothing is quite the same after eight long weeks of renovating and suddenly becoming TV stars.

14:30 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG Host Scott Cam calls all of the teams back to Melbourne to take part in a huge two day challenge which will decide the all-important Auction Order.

15:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Challenge Night The Champ or Chump Quiz is decided in an unusual way and then some very special guests arrive to judge their renovations for crucial points to decide the outcome of the challenge.

16:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Grand Finale After eight weeks of exhausting renovations all four houses are finally Open For Inspection and then go under the hammer at Auction to decide which couple will take out the $100,000 prize.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Christmas In Tulsa Chandler must remain in Tulsa during Christmas because of a big deadline at work. Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work

When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she is surprised to find a handsome temporary worker, who has been doing her job while she was on maternity leave. Meanwhile, Joey arranges for Phoebe to get a job as an extra on his daytime drama series, but she wreaks havoc on the set.

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 ANIMAL KINGDOM WS PG Steve attempts to have an encounter with an elusive male leopard. He also begins a mission to see one of the Erindi Game Reserve's rarest inhabitants, the black rhino.

20:00 GORILLA SCHOOL WS PG

'Gorilla School' follows the remarkable story of the release of captive-born gorillas back into the wild. Some of these gorillas were abandoned by their mothers and have been rescued and hand-reared at Howletts Wild Animal Park in Kent, England, from a very young age. Now they are ready to travel to Gabon in Africa to join the world's most successful Gorilla re-introduction programme.

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S LIFE OF 20:30 MAMMALS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Party In The Jungle

Rewards are great for mammals that have made trees their home. Trees provide food, security from ground living predators and a refuge from the elements. To reap the benefits, however; some very specialised adaptations are needed.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A. Captioned Repeat WS MA

Mama Rita's

Chef Ramsay visits a Mexican restaurant named Mama Ritas in Newbury Park, CA. Owner Laura, a former successful caterer, doesnt know the difference between running a restaurant and running a catering business. Chef Ramsay will have to implement some new fresh ideas to get Mama Ritas running like a restaurant and not a catering business.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

22:30 THE BIG C HD WS M

Musical Chairs

Cathy tries dabbling in the supernatural after she's unsuccessful at scoring a spot in a clinical trial for a new cancer treatment overseen by a renowned oncologist. Meanwhile, Sean takes on a take-charge attitude around the house, and Adam uses his mother's medical situation to his advantage at school.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, A Sex Scene

23:00 WEEDS HD WS MA

From Trauma Cometh Something

Nancy tries to adjust to life in New York City and gets a surprise when Andy and Shane, whom she thought were in Copenhagen, unexpectedly show up at her door. Elsewhere, Silas attempts to land a job as a model, and Doug pays a visit to an old friend.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References, Drug Use

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

The Big Show of 1965

Twenty five years after a show in which a stabbing occurred, the cast is reunited and a mystery woman reappears, seeming to accuse Barry.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams 01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Sophia's Choice

When Sophia goes to visit her friend Lillian at Shady Pines, she's in for a surprise: Lillian isn't there anymore.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Rites of Spring Attempting to better themselves for a friend's annual party, Dorothy, Blanche and Rose decide to lose some weight.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

Murder--According to Maggie

The producer of a police drama investigates the murder of a programmer who differed with her.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 HER ALIBI 1989 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Her Alibi Needing inspiration for a new book, Phil Blackwood provides a false alibi for a beautiful woman, but when he suffers a series of near fatal accidents, his confidence in the woman's innocence begins to fade.

Starring: Tom Selleck, Paulina Porizkova, William Daniels, James Farentino, Hurd Hatfield

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Mild Coarse Language

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

The Complete Package

Betrayed by an old love, Church faces execution at the hand of a major drug dealer.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Boy Made Good Stevie's past catches up with her when her daughter's father arrives unexpectedly in Gungellan. Jodi uncovers a bizarre secret about Stevie's former lover.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Foreign Exchange

Philomena, Dominic and Gina Bosco visit from Sicily. Gina and Dorothy were born within minutes of each other at the same hospital in Brooklyn, making the families' lifelong friends, though the Boscos returned to Sicily shortly after.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

We're Outta Here (1) When pranksters plant a "For Sale" sign in front of the house, a Japanese businessman makes an offer for it that Blanche finds hard to refuse.

17:00 ANIMAL KINGDOM Repeat WS PG Steve attempts to have an encounter with an elusive male leopard. He also begins a mission to see one of the Erindi Game Reserve's rarest inhabitants, the black rhino. 17:30 GORILLA SCHOOL Repeat WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Rats Rachel is irritated to learn that her handsome new workplace rival, Gavin, has been invited to her birthday party. Meanwhile, Ross struggles to keep lascivious Joey away from Emma's beautiful new nanny.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Monica Sings In a super-sized episode, Monica performs Delta Dawn at Mike's Piano bar; Ross tries to make Rachel jealous after seeing her with colleague; and Joey makes a mess of eyebrow waxing.

19:05 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 ZOO BABIES Repeat WS PG

Raising Baby Iwana

Filmed at Auckland Zoo, Zoo Babies follows the story of surviving twin Baby Iwani, a Siamang Gibbon, whose mother rejected him at six weeks of age. Senior Primate Keeper Christine Tintinger takes on the role of surrogate Mum, hand-raising Iwani for a year before giving him back to his mother.

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S LIFE OF 20:30 MAMMALS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Funky Monkeys

The most brilliantly coloured of all mammals are the monkeys. The scarlet face of a Uakari and bright blue bottom of a Mandrill, are matchless. But colour-vision first gave this group another advantage up in the trees - finding ripe fruits and leaves.

21:30 SENSING MURDER Captioned Repeat WS M

Walk Of Innocence Psychics Deb Webber and Adelle Dishcombe investigate the brutal murder of 18 year old Olive Walker in 1970. Olive vanished and hours later her semi-naked body was found with her skull smashed into seven pieces.

22:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years.

23:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years.

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:35 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Murder--According to Maggie

The producer of a police drama investigates the murder of a programmer who differed with her.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Foreign Exchange

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

We're Outta Here (1) When pranksters plant a "For Sale" sign in front of the house, a Japanese businessman makes an offer for it that Blanche finds hard to refuse.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:05 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

O'Malley's Luck

An Irish detective does not believe the death of a real estate mogul was suicide.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 A DIVIDED HEART 2005 Captioned Repeat WS M

A Divided Heart

War time Australia was never the same once the Americans came to town. For sisters Alice and Millie there were good times to be had during the war but a mutual attraction to an American officer stationed in Sydney threatens to destroy their sisterly love.

Starring: Blazey Best, Susan Prior, David Roberts

Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes, Adult Themes

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

The Contract Church and Gray fake the death of two people in order to sting an elusive crook known as the Coyote, only to discover they might have targeted the wrong man.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The Pearl

The women of Drovers are nearly torn apart as Jodi tries to save Luke from himself.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

We're Outta Here (2) After a sleepless night considering Mr. Yakamora's offer, the housemates congregate in the kitchen and a confused Blanche asks the others to "tell me what to do."

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Sick and Tired (1) Dorothy is stricken with an illness, which renders her confused, weak, fluish, and so exhausted she can barely speak at times.

17:00 TOP DESIGN Captioned Repeat WS PG

As the saying goes, one mans trash is another mans treasure. Making Old Things New Again is about recycling the old and turning it into something completely new, different and practical - the prerequisite for tonight's challenge. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Blind Date Joey and Phoebe conspire to arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous fellow actor during an audition for an important stage role. Meanwhile, Ross is horrified to discover the identity of a long ago mugger.

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 ANIMAL KINGDOM WS PG Steve ends up having a close encounter with an elephant mother and her calf. And a female hyena and her cub face a difficult future after their clan is killed by a group of lions.

20:00 GORILLA SCHOOL WS PG

20:30 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Captioned WS M

Using hidden cameras, host John Quiñones observes and comments on how ordinary people behave when they are confronted with a dilemma that requires them to either take action or walk by and mind their own business.

21:30 THE CLOSER HD WS M

Repeat Offender Brenda and her squad snoop into the slaying of a young female house sitter. And just as the LAPD undergoes game-changing organizational shifts, Capt. Raydor advances in her audit of Brenda's department.

22:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES HD WS M

Living Proof

Jane and Maura comb for clues in the murder of a pregnant surrogate mother.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

O'Malley's Luck

An Irish detective does not believe the death of a real estate mogul was suicide.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

We're Outta Here (2) After a sleepless night considering Mr. Yakamora's offer, the housemates congregate in the kitchen and a confused Blanche asks the others to "tell me what to do."

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Sick and Tired (1) Dorothy is stricken with an illness, which renders her confused, weak, fluish, and so exhausted she can barely speak at times.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Blind Date Joey and Phoebe conspire to arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

Always a Thief Insurance investigator Dennis Stanton, who uses his skills as an ex-thief to solve crimes, returns to investigate a theft and two murders.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 RAZZLE DAZZLE 2007 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Razzle Dazzle

A hilarious and heart-warming look into the world of competitive dance. Mr Jonathon's Dance Academy is competing for Grand Final success at Australia's most prestigious competition - only Mr Jonathon's routines aren't like the other schools.

Starring: Kerry Armstrong, Ben Miller, Nadine Garner, Denise Roberts

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Vanished

Angie goes undercover to hunt down a serial killer who is luring his prey out of a popular tourist hotel.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The Prodigal Daughter Tess's mysterious cousin makes instant enemies when she visits Drover Run. Stevie must rely on Regan's help to escape a life-threatening farm accident.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Sick and Tired (2)

A very upset Dorothy turns to Harry, seeking advice on her illness. After calming her fears that she might really be crazy, he sends her to a virologist, Dr. Chang. Meanwhile, Blanche has been awake for 72 hours writing her romance novel and is delirious with exhaustion.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

The Accurate Conception

17:00 ANIMAL KINGDOM Repeat WS PG Steve ends up having a close encounter with an elephant mother and her calf. And a female hyena and her cub face a difficult future after their clan is killed by a group of lions. 17:30 GORILLA SCHOOL Repeat WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Boob Job Phoebe asks her boyfriend, Mike, to move in with her, but coming so close to married life might cause trouble in their relationship. Meanwhile, Monica secretly asks Joey for a large loan.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler ruin each other's reputation on their alumni website, culminating in the lie that Ross is dead. Meanwhile, Joey falls out with Emma when she steals his favourite cuddly toy Huggsy.

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 STANSTED: THE INSIDE STORY WS PG

This observational series uses unparalleled access to lift the lid on one of the UKs busiest airports.

20:30 A DREAM HOME ABROAD WS PG

A Dream Home Abroad is an observational documentary series following 10 families as they battle to build their dream home out of a derelict shell. Every year Britons move permanently to other European countries, in particular France, Spain and Italy the three locations for the series.

21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Repeat WS M

Brighton Tonight theres advice for stag and hen nighters on personal hygiene and drinking habits ... with Dr Pixie even using her own body in a scientific experiment to show the dangers of drink on the brain.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

22:30 SEVEN DEADLY SINS WS M

Pride The sin of pride is examined in part six of this seven-part series exploring the seven capital vices, including their origin in religious teaching and history's worst perpetrators.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Always a Thief Insurance investigator Dennis Stanton, who uses his skills as an ex-thief to solve crimes, returns to investigate a theft and two murders.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Sick and Tired (2)

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

The Accurate Conception

Blanche's daughter Rebecca has decided on artificial insemination, but Blanche can't begin to conceive of the idea. Mortified, Blanche asks her, "Why would you do something like that? To hurt me?" She refuses to have anything to do with it and tells Rebecca to "wait until I'm dead." 05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Fri Aug 26, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

Shear Madness Jessica's cousin is left waiting at the church when her fiancée is murdered in a similar fashion to a murder 15 years ago for which her brother was blamed.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 I'VE GOTTA HORSE 1968 G

I've Gotta Horse

An irresponsible pop singer avoids rehearsing for his gig in favour of playing with his dogs. He then purchases a racehorse and goes off to watch it race with the show's opening night totally slipping his mind until the very last minute.

Starring: Amanda Barrie, Billy Fury

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Mea Culpa

Angie Piper pursues a personal journey of revenge for the shocking death of her sister.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Love and Obsession

As Dave and Regan fall for each other, Kate realises Regan has a secret she'll do anything to protect.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Rose Fights Back

Rose receives a letter from her late husband Charlie's company explaining that her pension is being cut off due to bankruptcy. Because she doesn't make enough money at the grief centre to live on, she decides to find a new job.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Love Under the Big Top

Dorothy is dating a dashing, top-notch lawyer, Kenneth Whittingham, who's so perfect; he even dresses up as a clown on weekends and entertains kids at the hospital. Ken calls Dorothy, saying he needs to talk to her about "something very important" and the ladies congratulate Dorothy on her marriage proposal they're sure is coming.

17:00 STANSTED: THE INSIDE STORY Repeat WS PG

This observational series uses unparalleled access to lift the lid on one of the UKs busiest airports.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Lottery The gang become obsessed with winning the lottery, while Chandler discovers the outcome of the internship at the ad agency. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Dream After Rachel visits the set of Joey's soap opera, she has a dream about him. Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler go on vacation together and Phoebe, with her guitar, busks in front of Monica's restaurant.

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 WILD CARIBBEAN Repeat WS PG

Hurricane Hell Perils of hurricanes, beginning in June and ending in November, including winds over 150 mph, huge storm surges and torrential rain.

20:30 TBA G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

Information To Follow.

22:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Lottery The gang become obsessed with winning the lottery, while Chandler discovers the outcome of the internship at the ad agency.

23:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

23:30 CONAN Repeat WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

02:00 TIMES SQUARE 1980 Repeat M

Times Square A modern generation gap story about a 13 year old girl who learns about life on her own when she teams up with a defiant anti-social child of the streets.

Starring: Tim Curry, Trini Alvarado, Robin Johnson, Peter Coffield, Herbert Berghof

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

04:00 THE SIEGE OF PINCHGUT 1960 Repeat PG

The Siege Of Pinchgut

A group of hardened thugs decide whether or not to set off a huge bomb that would destroy Sydney Harbour.

Starring: Aldo Ray, Heather Sears, Australian Movie

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Mild Coarse Language Sat Aug 27, 2011

06:00 I'VE GOTTA HORSE 1968 Repeat G

I've Gotta Horse

Starring: Amanda Barrie, Billy Fury

08:00 TIME, GENTLEMEN PLEASE 1951 Repeat G

Time, Gentlemen Please Comedy where a lovable old scamp-philosopher refuses to work, thereby preventing a village from claiming full 100 per cent employment.

Starring: Hermione Baddeley, Eddie Byrne

09:45 NICHOLAS NICKLEBY 1947 Repeat WS G

Nicholas Nickleby

Dicken's classic tale of a young man's struggle to protect his family from his scheming uncle and a cruel world.

Starring: Derek Bond, Bernard Miles, Sally Ann Howes

12:00 A SUMMER PLACE 1959 Repeat PG

A Summer Place

Having squandered the family fortune, Bart Hunter converts his summer mansion into an inn which he runs with his wife Sylvia and their son Johnny. Mutual friends Ken and Helen Jorgenson, with their daughter Molly, come to the inn for a holiday. Following the divorces of their parents, Molly and Johnny fall in love and complications follow.

Starring: Richard Egan, Dorothy McGuire, Sandra Dee, Arthur Kennedy, Constance Ford

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

14:40 NORTH BY NORTHWEST 1959 Captioned Repeat WS PG

North By Northwest

A Hitchcock classic, "North by Northwest" is the story of a middle-aged Madison Avenue advertising executive, Roger O. Thornhill, who is mistaken for a government agent by a gang of spies. He gets involved in a series of misadventures and is pursued across the United States by both the spies and the government whilst being helped by a beautiful blonde.

Starring: Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint, James Mason, Martin Landau

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

17:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Dancing in the Dark Rose and Sophia are escorted home from a ballroom dance by Rose's partner, Miles Webber. After Sophia explains charging the "old geezers" ten cents a dance, Miles invites Rose to a party at his house.

18:00 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW WS G Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross and Joey clash over palaeontologist Charlie, when Ross brings her to Joey's 'Days Of Our Lives party'. Meanwhile, Chandler faces the wrath of a man-hating actress.

19:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Fertility Test Monica and Chandler see a familiar face at the fertility clinic, while Ross and Joey still have hopes of landing Charlie.

20:00 SECRET DEALERS Repeat WS PG

Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 21:00 CSI: NY Captioned HD WS M

Redemption Hawkes gets caught up in a prison riot when he visits a Pennsylvania penitentiary to honour a death-row inmate's final request and comes face-to-face with a tragic incident he has kept secret for many years.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Sela Ward, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

22:00 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Deep Freeze

The murder investigation of a sports legend has complications when his body is lost by the lab.

23:00 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Living Doll

As the CSI's discover the identity of the "miniature Killer", Grissom and Sara's relationship gets exposed to the rest of the team. When the "Miniature Killer" is finally captured, but not before a member of the CSI team becomes the killer's final victim.

Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Laurence Fishburne, George Eads

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:55 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:50 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

02:20 THE RAGING MOON 1970 Repeat PG

The Raging Moon

Starring: Malcolm McDowell, Nanette Newman, George S Brown, Bernard Lee

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

04:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Shear Madness Jessica's cousin is left waiting at the church when her fiancée is murdered in a similar fashion to a murder 15 years ago for which her brother was blamed.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

05:30 THE GARDEN GURUS Repeat WS G

(*Series Return*)

Episode one of the spring series is opened in New York City at Central Park. Trevor and Kim provide tips on ways to save money in the garden, Melissa shows how to get your garden growing healthy naturally, Chloe shares some new ideas on growing edibles and Matt introduces a great new product for saving water in the garden.