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CHANGES University axes 'IW' in overhaul • With the elimination of the By BIii Gardner during the first week of school Senate on May 16, and was serious problem of over-sub­ "IW" grade, students who Reporter------will be dropped from the roll if signed by Interim President Alan scribed classes," the policy states. don't attend class during the they have not made prior ar­ B. Gould on May 29. "Many students register for more first week of school will be Some students may have a rangements with their instruc­ Although Gould vetoed the hours than they intend to com­ dropped from the roll if they rude awakening at the end of the tor. Senate's first daft of the policy plete. In effect they'shop around' haven't made arrangements semester now that the irregular It is the responsibility of the because of"vague language," he before deciding what courses to with the instructor. withdrawal grade has been elimi­ faculty to take attendance dur­ said he agreed with the recom­ complete." • It's the responsibility of nated, Registrar Robert Eddins ingthe first week and inform the mendations. The remaining sections of the the instructor to take said. registrar of students who miss Eddins said the rest ofthe policy policy state, "Students may with­ attendance and inform the The "IW" grade is "history," he the entire week." will be implemented in the draw from individual classes or spring, and dates will be set when from the university during the registrar of students who said, and faculty need to know it The elimination of the "IW" is cannot be used anymore. part of a complete overhaul of the new calendar comes out. first 50 percent of classes with a miss the entire first week. Under the new policy, "Stu­ the withdrawal policy. The pol­ "The present liberal with­ dents who do not attend class icy was approved by the Faculty drawal policy contributes to the See UNIVERSITY, Page 2 Hearing topic Uncertainty turns to views looms over on abortion WASHINGTON (AP)-Supreme Court nominee Clarence Thomas said completion Wednesday that, on a "personal level," he wants to shield women from the torture of By Amy O'Dell unsafe, back alley abortions. Reporter------But he declined to specify whether the Constitution guarantees a woman's right )though a contracting offi­ to abortion. cial says the fine arts facil­ Questioned closely on a second day of ity will be "substantially confirmation hearings, Thomas said such A complete" by Jan. 1, no one a declaration would "undermine my ability seems to be certain what to sit in an impartial way" on the nation's "substantially" means. high court. John Jones, superintendent for gen­ Thomas appeared at ease but wary as eral contractors for Wesam Construc­ he began his second day of testimony in a tion, said workers are completing con­ crowded hearing room. struction ofthe building's interior, and His family again sat nearby as he sat he doesn't expect further delays. alone at the witness table, working However, Mike Murphy, technical without notes or reference materials. The director of the Department ofTheatre topic turned immediately to abortion, as and Dance, said he has little hope of Sen. Howard Metzenbaum, D-Ohio, asked being able to do the theater's February Thomas whether he could say how he production in the new facility. would come down on a challenge to the "From the theater's point ofview, it's 1973 case that upheld a woman's right to pretty much out of the question for us choose abortion. to do our third show in that facility - Thomas noted that as a child he had our February show," he said. "'We have heard "hushed whispers about illegal to probably put off our first production abortions ... in less than safe in the new facility until the last of the environments. season." "If a woman is subjected to an Although most areas of the univer­ environment like that on a personal level, sity have felt the effects of the budget certainly, I am very, very pained by that. crunch, Dr. K Edward Grose, vice I think any of us would be," he replied. "I president for administration, said it wouldn't want to see people subjected to will not affect completion of the fine torture of that nature." arts facility. But as he did repeatedly on Tuesday's "The current operational budget opening hearings, Thomas declined to problems will have no impact whatso­ comment on the overall constitutional ever on the completion of the new fine Phalo by OM! L Swir1 issue of abortion, one of a series of arts facility. The fine arts building is Worlc continues on the fine arts facility, which the contractor says will be "substantially controversial issues expected to come being constructed from capital monies complete· by Jan. 1. Groundbrealcing for the $12 million structure was in April 1988. before the court in the next few years. as opposed to operating budget mo­ Metzenbaum, one of Thomas' most nies," he said. was in the account before we started ent a real major problem. We did not persistent critics on the panel, opened Capital money is funds put aside for construction: Grose said. "I'm going to get any new monies to hire custodians with a declaration that the 43-year-old a specific purpose such as the fine arts venture to say that about 85 percent of and building engineers in our new black fedral appeals court judge had facility construction, while operating the money has been spent." budget. uttered a "complete repudiation" on budget money is used for salaries and However, be added that "there i3 a defi­ "On top of not getting any [new Tuesday when he backed away from to pay for the day-to-day operations. nite problem with maintaining !.he build­ monies], we have experienced a budget earlier statements endorsing a concept of "We are looking at a project that costs ing: utilities, custodians, cleaning sup­ reduction," Grose said. "I don't know natural law. about $12 million and that $12 million plies, paper products. Those areas pres- what we're going to do." That's a legal theory his opponents say could be invoked to outlaw abortion. 2 THE PARTHENON Thursday, Sept. 12, 1991

MONDAY - Monday Night Football Big Screen 1V, Pitcher, Pizza • $6.00 ROTC to sponsor orientation day TUESDAY - $2.00 Pitchers ROTC will sponsor an orienta­ WEDNESDAY · Ladies Night FREE SpeM Part of the orientation will be twist has been added to the re­ 8 p.m. to l a .m. tion from 11 a.m. to 3 p. m. today displays of some of the common pelling and people will be able to THURSDAY · 2 for l for EVERYONE all at the intramural field and Gul­ gear that ROTC members use in repel out of a helicopter. night. 'Thirsty Thursday" • all ladies with lickson Hall. their everyday activities. Items A Huey helicopter will be used •. MU ID wtll drink for free·- 8 'tlll latel The orientation is designed to such as rifles and radios will be during the repelling and will fly FRIDAY & SATURDAY - Ladles Night FREE show the public exactly what on display. Sporting events such in and hover over the field. The 830 10th St. Specials 8- 1, and the band "Spyce" ROTC does, said Capt. Christo­ as volleyball will also be held helicopter will then drop ropes to "Top 40 & Classic Rocle & Roll" pher Zimmerman, who organ­ throughout the day. be anchored on the ground and ized the event. The biggest part of the day, people in the helicopter will re­ Proper ID required - Must be 19 to enter -People will now know what however, will be when members pel. The helicopter will land after the people in the funny green of ROTC repel down the side of the repelling and the pilot will clothes do: he said. Gullickson Hall. This year a new anser questions. AKW UNIVERSITY . ., The Professional Business Fraternity From Page 1 ~ Join the THUNDERING HERD 'W,"' and "Students may with­ draw from individual classes or Informational Meeting : from the university with a~ \_.•~:ap:e:~o~:z;.~r~~~n or a "WF' grade during weeks 9- What ls the Herd Bost. Team? MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, at 5pm. 12 [or before the final 25 percent A volunteer organization formed to help with football recruiting. of a course].• Who ls Eligible to Join? ROOM 2W22 MSC In both cases the specific date Full-time students with a cumulative 2.00 GPA or freshmen will be dictated by the calendar. with a high school GPA of 2.50. All Business Majors Welcome! Faculty Senate's rationale for Bow Do I Apply? the change is, "Marshall You must attend the orientation session on Thursday, Sepl 12, ·Join us now, or work for us later· University's present withdrawal at 5:30 p.m. In the Big Green Room (top floor of the Henderson policy has resulted in many stu­ Center}. dents never malting a commit­ For more information ... Contact Jo Koppel at 696-6464. ment to some of the classes in t...BE PART OF THE TBUNDERJNG HERD WINNING TRADITION! which they enroll.• The document states that, Marshall Students "During the fall and spring se­ mesters, 1989-90, 3,415 'WP' grades were recorded. Only 382 WIN ... A DiamondBack Sorrento* 'WF grades were recorded. Since many of these students were Mountain.Bike ! doing passing work when they with drew, they could have com­ pleted their courses." According to a Faculty Senate document, "The Director of Simply fill in the following entry form** Admissions andRecordsatWest Virginia University conducted a ,------7 survey of the withdrawal poli­ I Name (print) ______I cies of nine schools: West Vir­ I Signature ______I ginia University, the University Open Monday - Saturday of Pittsburgh, Virginia Tech, 631 Fourth Avenue call for an appointment : Student ID# ____ Phone ____ : Pennsylvania State University, Huntington, WV 25701 529-0028 I Address ______I University of Maryland, George If it fias be.en 2 montli.s or more since your last donation or you fia.ve Mason University, Rutgers Uni­ if never donated -brin tfiis ad or a $10 bonus on our ne:rt donation. L------~ versity, James Madison, and Bring the completed entry form, in person to: Marshall University. "Only Marshall University had a policy that allowed students to 901 Phone withdraw from individual classes 3rd Ave. without permission during the 522-BIKE lastweek ofclasses. Most ofthese schools do not allow individual withdrawals after a certain date under any circumstances." "It was the intent of the Senate for the policy to be implemented as soon as possible," Eddins said. "We wi11 be working with The Parthenon and student body to inform people of the changes. It [the policy changes] wi11 affect everyone." BIKES-- "We know'em cause we ride'em" ~The Far Side Drawing will be held at 11:00 AM, September 14th on Reality 2 the 9th St. mall by the bike shop. Other prizes: Free tune-up, bike bag.water bottle & Life in,, Hell cage, and T-shirts. You can find them "Winner may choose any Sorrento from exlsttng stock. Special orders WIii require $15.00 fOf shipping and handling. all here --one entry per student. Only MU students With valid ID cads are eftglble. In The Pa~enon. . You may use this form Of a xeroxed focslmle. Winners do not hove to be present to win. Thursday,Sept. 12, 1991 THE PARTHENON BEYOND MU • Israel frees 51 Lebanese prisoners SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA JERUSALEM (AP)-In a major break in Tehran. The South Lebanon Army commander, in the stalemate over Western hostages A deal to free the Western hostages is Col. Antoine Lahad, said on the SLA-run .------, in Lebanon, Israel considered likely to involve the release of Voice of the South radio station that the Soldiers attacked said Wednesday it Israel's servicemen missing in Lebanon prisoner release was made for "humani­ .• freed 51 Lebanese or proof that they are dead, and the free­ tarian reasons and as proofof our willing­ by angry Koreans prisoners and the ing of some Arab detainees. ness to make a gesture." bodies ofnine Muslim The Israeli military statement said the He said it was hoped the move "will get guerrillas. 51 prisoners were freed today from Khiam a response from the parties involved - Angry South Koreans beat and jail in Israeli-controlled South Lebanon, those holding some of our soldiers and stoned U.S. soldiers early today in a Israel acted after re­ which is run by the South Lebanon Army, some of the Israeli soldiers." street dispute near a U.S. military ceiving word that one Israel's militia ally. "We hope they will do the same as we base in the northern outskirts of of its missing service­ No information was given on which did for humanitarian reasons, and we Seoul, a news report said. men was dead. prisoners were released. Israeli authori­ hope that our initiative will help Perez de The incidentin Seoul began when Israel said it was recognizing U.N. ties say 250 to 300 prisoners are held in Cuellar to succeed in his attempts to re­ U.S. military police apprehended Secretary General Javier Perez de the jail. lease all the 'f'()Ws and the innocent kid­ two American soldiers who alleg­ Cuellar's efforts to secure an overall swap In addition, Israel has other prisoners nap victims," Lahad said. edly attacked a Korean outside their to win the release of the 11 Western hos­ whose release is demanded by the hos­ The moves came one month after Perez base, the report said. tages held in Lebanon by pro-Iranian tage holders, includingShiite cleric Sheik de Cuellar emerged as a mediaWr in the Three people sustained minor in­ terrorist groups. The move came as Perez Abdul Karim Obeid, who was kidnapped hostage crisis and Israel came under juries, reported Yonhap, the South de Cuellar had talks with Iranian officials by Israeli commandos in 1989. pressure to help by releasing hostages. Korean news agency. CHARLES TOWN Gorbachev to withdraw soldiers from Cuba Contaminated landfill MOSCOW (AP)- President Mikhail S. an end. It came in a joint news conference volved in signal intelligence, 2,800 mili­ Gorbachev said Wednesday that he is with Secretary of State James A Baker tary advisers and 2,800 members of a hasn't spread to wells ready to pull out 11,000 Soviet soldiers III, who cautiously welcomed the news. motorized rifle brigade. from Cuba, the hard-line communist hold­ Gorbachev said: "We will soon begin Washington has been pressuring The Jefferson County Landfill and out in the Western Hemisphere. discussions with the Cuban leadership Moscow to reduce its economic and mili­ the ground water beneath it are con­ It was not clear if the number of sol­ about the withdrawal ofa Soviet training tary aid to the government of Fidel Cas­ taminated by dangerous metals, but diers represents all of Moscow's remain­ brigade." tro, who has vowed to stick to his hard­ wells around them have not been ing forces in Cuba, but the 11,000 figure He said about 11,000 soldiers were line communist policies at any cost. polluted, a Division of Natural Re­ given by Gorbachev was higher than involved in the withdrawal. Gorbachev said he told Baker that the sources inspector said. Soviet troop estimates by Western mili­ The figure was higher than Soviet troop Soviet Union intended to convert its rela­ People living near the landfill say tary analysts. levels given by the International Insti­ tions with Cuba to solely political and they're afraid the dump ~ e_ontami­ His announcement was the most em­ tute of Strategic Stuies in London. The economic ties. "We will remove other ele­ nating the wells and drinking water. phatic sign that more than three decades institute estimates there are 7,700 Soviet ments from that relationship," Gorbachev ofclo se Soviet-Cuban ties were coming to troops on the island - 2,100 troops in- said.

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Health study shows symptoms of failure

"Nothing is more terrible than activity without insight.• Thomas Carlyle

After more than two years and $150,000, the Marshall University Tri-State health study has been released, and the findings are inconclusive. Imagine that. Residents of Ceredo and Kenova felt there was sufficient reason to question v:hether ff'~' emissions from local industries could be linked to health problems. Months of con­ tv'' troversy followed, culminating in $3 billion in lawsuits brought by more than 1,600 '1 fl1NY 6DT tJD sr11-1K1NG R€LA,1VES 1N K£Nov11 ! "!i-lE /Tlllf9!1/LL 0Fnc.11J.L ttPL111NE1> people against Ashland Oil, Inc. In 1988, the tri-state health study was started to examine the relationship between industrial emissions and health problems. But in a story in The Herald-Dispatch Coup to go capitalist in new mini-series Monday, Dr. Robert Walker, chairman of the Department of Family and Community Somewhere in Los Angeles it has "You'll never get away with this, Health, said, "This study was never in­ taken a group of college graduates you hockey pucks!" he shouts. tended to say 'Boom, this causes that."' to come up with the following story Part three begins with Yakov line for a mini-series slated to air preparing for work. His wife tells So what was the point? RICE Walker said, "Funding was inadequate to in the fall of 1992. him she is pregnant, but because do a formal study linking air quality or in­ Based on the facts reported on TV he has been unfaithful she wants dustrial emissions with any kind of health during the Soviet coup, the writers to abort the baby and divorce. problems." hope to throw around big ideals Due to greater freedom of infor­ So what was the point? like freedom and democracy, which mation in the Soviet Union, word More than 80 percent of 818 volunteers don't even exist in this country be­ of the staged, over-publicized, cause of greedy capitalists like coup plotters in his most challeng­ overly-dramatic, anti-abortion who had agreed to parti~pate in physical themselves. ing role ever. demonstration in Wichita has examinations bailed out of the project. The The mini-series (six hours over Overnight ratings are record­ reached Yakov and he begs her not Wayne County Board of Education would three nights) stars Richard Cham­ breaking. to. not cooperate with researchers. Superinten­ berlain and opens with him and his Across the nation dozens of He looks over his shoulder and a dent Mike Furgeson said, "We did not want buddy Boris (played by John Astin junior high school boys are thrown tank rolls by the window. to get the children of the community in­ of Gomez-on-the-Adams-Fa.mily­ out of class for giggling at "hard­ "Oh no, it's a coup!" he shouts volved in the conflict." fame) waiting in line at the liner" jokes. correctly not pronouncing the "p." So what is the point? Moscow McDonald's. The first hour of part two is The two run out into the streets Perhaps the point is: Ashland Oil is the Chamberlain's character, Yakov, dominated by scenes of Dennehey and in slow-motion help build single largest contributor to the university. explains to Boris that since Per­ planning the coup with a map and barricades. The ailing Yeager Scholars program was estroika his sex life has been unful­ toy tanks in a secret room in the In one of those coincidences that given a healthy monetary shot in the arm. filling because his wife is a cold, back of the Kremlin. only happens in a TV mini-series The new stadium is ablaze with advertising hard-liner and he is a reformer. In a controversial scene one of based on historic fact, Yakov's for Ashland Oil. A company roll call would Yakov also establishes himself as the coup plotters goes to the friend Boris is run over by a tank the hero of the story in these read like a page from the Chief Justice. bathroom and can't find any toilet driven by Natasha. According to Walker, neither side can use opening scenes by extensively denouncing the actions of Saddam paper. He becomes convinced that Yeltsin, who is also played by the findings of the study to prove its case. this is an omen the coup will fail Dennehey, makes a few speeches You don't have to suffer the consequences Hussein. Yakov's wife, a loud, pushy, fat and in part three he is one of the and the huge crowd on hand if you don't take a stand. coup leaders who calls in sick. responds by singing American And perhaps that is the point. and ugly woman, is played by Rosanne Barr. (I will never dignify During the second hour Yakov commercials, satisfying many her request that journalists use a plans a romantic dinner for himself product placement deals cut by the third name with these two.) and Natasha, but unable to find writers. MARSHALL UNIVERSnY Their marriage is falling apart, food in the stores, he goes to steal Freedom and democracy prevail. so Chamberlain takes a long walk some from his wife who has been In the closing scene Yakov and a alone on the beach to contemplate stock-piling food. svelte Barr christen their baby PARTHENON their future together (which She catches him and explains the Boris John Wayne and with him a ThePc:xtttel,on. foU'lded.h 1896,lspoollshed T~ttvcxq,Ftfday puzzles all viewers with any reforms he supports are causing new generation of western think­ h cor/tlldfon wt1h cbs.-h the W. POQf1 Pitt School ofJoumolsm. knowledge of world geography.) the food shortages. She then ing Soviets is bom. The 9dtot hal final aulhorlty over edtorlal oonlent. There he meets Natasha, played violently rapes Yakov. Final tabulations will reveal the by the most attractive available Weeks pass. Yakov works over­ mini-series is the highest rated super-model who thinks it might time every night. His wife knows program in history. be fun to act. She wears tight about his extra-marital affair, and Politicians will breathe a sigh of American jeans and voted for sensing she is overweight, she relief, realizing from studying Yeltsin. NeedleM to say, a torrid starts the Oprah diet - a sign that these figures that the people who extra-marital affair ensues. she is starting to accept western elected them to office are still Yakov's wife, sensing something thinking. idiots. is wrong, eats. Part two concludes with Gor­ Part one ends with Brian Denne­ bachev, played by Don Rickles, Chris Rice, Huntington senior, is a 1896- 1991 NOW IN OUR 95TH YEAR hey brilliantly portraying all eight being placed under arrest. columnist for The Parthenon. Thursday,Sept. 12, 1991 THE PARTHENON 5 Grant aims to prevent adolescent pregnancy

By Teresa Nlckell tor of the 3-year-old program expenses for a specialist to work was co-written by Martha G. Charlotte A Edwards is the Reporter ------providing the grant. with youth, parents and groups Childers, associate professor of certified home economist who has " The last study completed in interested in adolescent preg­ the Department of Home Eco­ held the position of adolescent Preventing adolescent preg­ 1986-87 estimated the cost ofteen nancy prevention. For the pur­ nomics. pregnancy specialist at Marshall nancy is the goal of a $40,000 pregnancy to the West Virginia poses of the grant an adolescent "The university's master plan since April 1, 1991. - granttotheDepartmentofHome taxpayer to be $105 million in is defined as someone between says we have a responsibility for "Young people need problem Economics. such areas as Aid to Families the ages of 10 and 19. cooperating with business and solving and decision making "West Virginia has the highest with Dependent Children The grant is in its third year of agencies in the state to meet the skills. Often they have not been teen pregnancy rate in the na­ (AFDC), the Food Stamp pro­ funding through the West Vir­ needs of the people. Adolescent taught to think about the conse­ tion among white teenagers," gram and Medicaid," she added. ginia Bureau of the Health De­ pregnancy is an identifiable quences of their actions," Ed­ saidJ. Nelson Parker, coordina- The grant funds the salary and partment and Child Division and problem," Childers said. wards said. Landscaping to increase . '' .... ' ' . ' . ,.., .. ; accessibility

By Leo D. Bartsch Jr. More doctors reco Reporter A landscapingproject currently underway around Old Main could extra-strength HP. make the area more accessible to the handicapped by November, , according to K Edward Grose, vice presidentfor administration. The $500,000 landscape proj­ ect extends east of Old Main toward the library, north toward Smith Hall, and west toward Hal Greer Boulevard. The project in­ volves several objectives, Grose said. One of the main objectives was to replace old, uneven walkways. 'The slope of some walkways presented a problem for persons in wheelchairs," said Grose, re­ ferringto accidents that occurred last year on the north side ofOld Main. But some handicapped stu­ dents believed the slope of the sidewalk was not the biggest concern. "l never realized there was a problem with the side­ walk," said Kelly Carrabba, Tal­ lahassee, Fla. junior. "The big­ gest problem is the elevator. I'm claustrophobic." Wendy Hamilton, Williamson senior, thought the changes were necessary. "The construction in front ofOld Main caused me to go through the grass, which was a little bit of a pain," said Hamil­ ton. "But I'm willing to put up with it if they are going to im­ More and more PhOs across the math functions. These free the stu­ prove Old Main." country are recommending Hewlett­ dents from computational tedium Another aspect of the project Packard financial and scientific so they can think and interact on a was to provide lighting and to calculators to their students. And higher level;' says Dr. Lee V. Stiff, a for some very strong reasons. " professor of math education at North install a drainage system on the Carolina State University. north side of the building. Grose "The HP 48SX Scientific Expandable cites the drainage problem as ••••••. . - So go check out the HP calculator has powerful graphics tools that are . . the cause of the continual water remarkably helpful to students learn- •••iiiiiiii line at your college bookstore or HP ing mathematical concepts. And -.-.---- retailer. You 'LI agree, there's no faster problems in the basements of with the equation solver feature, it's relief from the pain of tough problen:is. Smith Hall and Old Main. excellent for applying mathematics HP calculators. The best for your The area in front of Old Main to engineering;' according to Dr. is also receiving treatment. A Wllliam Rahmeyer, a professor of civil wall is being built to house a and environmental engineering at signature sign for the univer­ Utah State University. P 48SX ScienuJ'k- Expanda~ Fl,~ HEWLETT sity, and the entrance from Hal "The HP Business Consultant a has ~~ PACKARD Greer Blvd. has been closed to an. equation solver and extensive vehicular traffic. In addition to the removal of the street, all steps have been re­ placed with ramps to make the area accessible to wheelchairs. , , 6 THE PARTHENON Thursday. Sept. 12, 1991

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While the smacking of shoulder pads Overall, however, the coach said fans and crunching ofhelmets are the sounds J:c{these :g~ys~ We•ll :'_work toward what 'theY-re 1 shouldn't expect as much from this year's of the season, if you listen very closely {:]gbing to be doing in February and March. team as from last year's 14-14 squad. you also can hear the screeching of ' •·: Everybody makes,, the tourname_nt in 'this "I don't think you can expect a lot out of hightops in the background as the Herd these guys," he said. "We'll work toward basketball team prepares for the upcom­ what they're going to be doing in Febru­ ing season. '.confereh.c;e." :)... ,:::;:::. '!' bwight Freeman ,·'(, · ,: .,_tr·, Men's basketball coach ary and March. Everybody makes the Every day at 6:30 am. the team drags tournament in this conference." out ofbed and shuffles over to Henderson Last year the tournament included Center to run as part of Coach Dwight pecially at guard where junior Harold bringing them along too fast," Freeman everybody but Marshall, which was un­ Freeman's pre-season conditioning pro­ Simmons is the only player with any real said. der NCAA sanctions for several viola­ gram. Players also hit the weightroom college experience. With the departure of Taft, Cunning­ tions under former Coach Rick Huck­ three days a week to improve their The recruiting class includes highly ham and Brett Vincent, the team lost abay. strength. regardedMalikHightower, who was rated about 75 percent of its scoring, and Free­ Freeman also had fewer scholarships Freeman said the players attitude has the 27th best guard in the country by one man admitted there is no easy way to than usual and lost several players for been good and there hasn't been any recruiting service, but several other big replace that. other reasons when Dana Altman left complaining. And even with the loss of names won't be in uniform this year. "We're not going to look to anybody in Marshall to coach at Kansas State. stars John Taft and Andre Cunningham, Tink Brown and StuffLynch both failed particular," he said. "We're going to be a "There wasn't an abundance of players the second-year coach said this year's to score high enough on their ACT test, team. When you have to depend on one or in the stable," he said. "We're at ground team may be more athletic than last but Freeman confirmed that both are two, unless that one is Michael Jordan or zero." year's. enrolled in classes and he expects to add John Taft, you're not going to be as effec­ Freeman said he expects to sign two big "We have a whole bunch of new play­ them to the team nextyear. John Boswell, tive on any given night when you have recruits this year to join Luke Gross and ers," he said while sitting behind his who played guard at Wheeling College, everybody playing well. We want to have Phillips up front, and with the added large, paper-covered desk. "This is basi­ also will join the team next year after five double-figure scorers." guard help the future looks bright. cally our first recruiting class." sitting out a year as a transfer. The leading returning scorer and re­ "We'll be better next year and even better Freeman said inexperience will be the "Hopefully we as a coaching staff can bounder on the team is forward Tyrone the year after that. This is the start of a biggest problem for this year's team, es- work toward taking our time and not Phillips, who averaged 13.4 points and new era" Intramural director wants more participation -~- ... Basketball 91-92 By Amhony Alley in intramurals", ~~{Tom Lov- do not have a team to identify Reporter------ins, director of recreational with. Faculty and staff may also 32 Shawn Brailsford F 6-7 So. sports. compete in the open division. 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