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Got a few extra bucks that you're thinking about investing? Why not The Chronicle ofHigher Education reported that David M. Olster, a stash them in a sewer? Everyone would know which bills belonged University of Kentucky history professor, recently appeared in the jors may scoff. Go ahead. You don't know they thrive especially on students who are to you when you spent them. According to the College Press Service, National Enquirer. Olster bore a healthy, twelve pound baby alien. guess now I can look back at my study my phone number. [ed. note: ext. 3695.] and I will use the defmitive clinical psycho campus plumbers found an estimated $1 million in counterfeit bills The good professor has three heads. He also eats dinner with Elvis I habits so far this year and laugh, since as Anyway, I was sitting there in the 'Brare, logical term here - "screwed." Once a in a sewer line underneath the California State University-Long every Wednesday. No. Actually,Olster uses the supermarket tabloid Salvador Dali would say, "The fish never memorizing facts and figures which of SleepChair™ senses that your brain cells Beach Campus. The Secret Service caught wind of the find (pun as a tool in his class. The Enquirer leamed about it and did a story on crawls backwards because its eyes are lin course were FAR more obscure than what I have that feeling of ultimate futility, they intended) and decided to investigate. The University has sophisti him. Olster said he uses the newspaper to teach students to think guini." Despite such optimism, though, I've cated printing equipment that theoretically could produce bogus bills, about the biases that influence reporters and to read analytically. gotta think things can only get better neutralize those puppies like Meis but not without help. Idle hands are the devil' s printing press and the (nothin' like some Howard Jones ter Brau never could (They're like Secret Service knows this. ''Let the state cut our budget all they $54,500 Penis' lyrics to spice up an article, eh?). : girls that way.) And once TIIAT want," joked Engineering Dept. secretary Alicia Franz, "we'll just The really important thing I real happens, well, you're deader than an make our own money." Uncle Sam, reportedly, was not amused. ized, of course, had nothing to do all-campus SYR. When the Sleep Looking for new and unique gift ideas? How about a three-foot penis with education or actually leaming Chair™ I was in (tailored, of course, for dear old Mom? The College Press Service ran a story about Tim anything. It was something I discov to my exact dimensions for the finest Allen, a columnist for the Iowa State Daily, who "paid" $54,000 for ered on my sojourn to that Palace 0' in comfort) struck its mortal blow, a sculpture of big penis in a mock auction set up as a media event for Pedagogy, that Ediface 0'. Erudition, . my eyelids drooped like Deadheads the paper. Allen had written a column protesting the amount of the 'Brare. I found myself a nice on a bad trip, and I found myself money spent by the stateon art. Of his new penis,Allen said, "I'd like secluded little spot on the second having the most HORRIBLE night to make it a monument to free speech, but people don't seem to like floor, and proceeded to be attacked mare. I dreamt that people here were it, so I'm going to take it home." Lucky guy. by the dreaded SleepChairTM. You talking seriously about changing the know what I'm talking about. Sleep- •. Victory March, and the dating scene Sin On The Rise Chair™ is marketed and sold to the here was STILL terrible! Whoosh University by some vicious, evil ter-' .- glad that was just a dream. The Kansan reported that John Burnham, an Ohio State University rorist organization such as Islamic The point is (don't be snotty, history professor, spoke on "Sin in American History: Drinking, Jihad or La-Z-Boy, under the pre there is too a point) if you wantto get Swearing, Gambling, Drug Abuse and Sexual Misbehavior." About tense that these are the only chairs anything done at the 'Brare, send all 12 people listened. At the beginning of the century, smoking, they sell that will match the Library's your friends there frrst as bait for the drinking and swearing were considered bad, said Burnham. Good decor (known to interior designers as SleepChairs™. I myself accom thing we've all come around and changed our minds since then. "Puke Provincial Plus Marble plished nothing constructive thanks Fun With Numbers Things"). Ha. SleepChair™ is to SleepChair™, but I actually can We Can't Do It CLEARLY a very devious and dan- . tell you something positive about Stin gerous plot to undermine the study The wary folks at The Brown Daily Herald shall not be duped. Some the whole ordeal. SleepChairs™ habits of the fine, upstanding youth of may be the ultimate enemy of stu trickster submitted to their calendar of events a notice of a discussion The people at Reed College who put together the Questdid it again. this University by gradually sucking out all actually had to know for the test (but do YOU dents when they're studying, but they sure entitled "Erotic Themes in Differential Equations" given by Prof. N. Their latest issue is chock full 0' articles about the University'S drug the wide-awake, fact-absorbing cells in our are a big help when you're trying to get an Kaganito. Apparently, some math geeks were looking to pull the policy. Not alcohol- drug policy. 0 know the names of the streetS in Qatar? 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Ladies and gentlemen, meet Carter Hayes, movie, cleaning out my navel would have madman provides some entertainment in an The Tenant From Hell. He's got everything been thrilling. otherwise ho-hum fIlm. Hayes is the only it takes to drive you crazy - late hours, Fortunately, for those of us who had to potentially interesting character in the strange, friends, and an unusual talent for watch, there was some talent exhibited in the movie, and Keaton does a fine job of bringing breeding cockroaches. It is enough to make production of this film. John Schlesinger's out that potential, but it just isn't enough to Dear Dr. Head: I have a question. Every time I have to write was once thought that spinal acne occurred regularly and was only you shudder with empathy for Drake direction is excellent, showing an abundance keep you on the edge of your seat. a paper, something happens to me. I put on some relaxing discovered when students had to write papers. Subconsciously, it was Goodman and Patty Parker ... almost. John of personal style and an understanding of Modine and Griffith both do more than classical music, plop myself in front of my Macintosh, get thought, students knew they had zits on their backs, but they sup Schlesinger's new movie, Pacific Heights, what will enhance the audience's enjoyment competent acting jobs in trying to bring their ready to type, and "Bang!" It happens. Suddenly I'll realize pressed this knowledge because they had egos, which was something relates the conflict between Hayes (Michael of the film. His use of slow pans across the characters to life. It would have been much that I have a tremendously ripe zit square in the middle of Freud invented. Scientists now kriow that Freud was full of it. His Keaton) and his landlords, Goodman and city and his interesting employment of cam better for them (and the audience) if the script my back. Then I'll spend the next seven hours trying to find mom pampered him and partofhis mouth was missing because he had Parker (Mathew Modine and Melanie Grif era angles really helps the film to hold what had given them a way of developing their a way to get at it. In the end, I'll wind up with nothing but jaw cancer from smoking too many cigars. Now scientists know the fith). The tension begins when Hayes moves little suspense was written into the plot. It characters into something more substantial, a sore red bump and a late paper. Dr. Head, why does this truth. Students actually have zit-free backs most of their Jives. Not into his apartment without baving paid his makes me wonder what Schlesinger could but the way the script was written leaves them always happen? until students have to write papers do zits begin forming'. Time lapse rent. He proceeds to engage in activities that have done if he had had a trul y scary movie to lacking depth and personality. Little things Ben Zoyl, senior, Flanner. photography has shown this. In one study, Sturnheim, et al docu would upset any landlord, including late direct Unfortunately, not even his outstand like that tend to hamper even the most tal mented a pimple that swelled to the size of a pomegranate after an night construction work, changing the locks ing directing skills were able to get Pacific ented of actors, and in this case the little Ben, join me in stamping out procrastination across our fair land. unfortunate student learned that he had to write a paper on the on his door, and refusing to answer his door. ~:li!!!.:~offthe things overwhelm them. The mostI can say Your question is an interesting one. Scientists have only recently economic implications of Nietzschian transcendentalism vis it vis Unfortunately for Goodman and Parker, they for these two is that they do the best job of begun to understand the phenomenon of "dorsal zit syndrome." It Machiavellian relativism. It was ugly. discover that there is nothing they can do to being scared airheads that I've seen in a long Scientists aren't optimistic about finding a cure. The only hope seems evict him without first going through a time. to be choosing a major that requires less paper writing. Try physics. lengthy (and expensive) legal process. They From the opening scene, Pacific Heights is initiate this process, but in the meantime have set up to resemble a spy-thriller or a twisted Dear Dr. Head: I think you're one big rip-off from Dr. to share their living space with this goofball. revenge movie, and I wish it had been. The , Science, of public radio fame. How do you answer this Unfortunately for the audience, we have to whole fIlm starts to go downhill when, less charge? What are you hiding? . watch it than a third of the way into the fIlm, it is Racer X, sophomore, The Steam Tunnels. Twentieth Century Fox's latest release has revealed to the audience that the big mystery been plugged as a suspense thriller ... too bad behind Carter Hayes is that he is pulling a real I have three things to say: they forgot 'both the suspense and the thrills. Michael Keaton In Pacific Heights estate scam. So much for suspense and 1) Dr. Science doesn't know his head from a spectator ion. The only thing that really surprised me about Likewise, the performances turned in by intrigue. The only other mystery is why he 2) Only geeks listen to public radio; this movie was the complete lack of a believ- Keaton, Modine; and Griffith were, as ex would go to such ridiculous lengths to pick up 3) Next time, don't be such a chicken. Include your real name and' . able plot. For the first half hour of the film, pected, superb. In an unusual role fo~ the a plot of land with a house on it address, punk. . the audience keeps. asking itself"Why? Why usually comical Keaton, he portrays the pa- The obvious talent displayed in the making does he (Hayes) act like this? I mean, he , thological Hayes with skill and imagination, of this film makes the lack of substance in the Dr. Head is getting testy. Bogus mail pisses hi'm off. His job is tough seemed like a nice guy." Then his true making the character seem almost real. This plot even more lamentable. Given a script enough without wiseacres giving him a hard time .. The rest o/you motivations are revealed, and for the next glimpse into the psyche of a man who seems with something to it, I think that the actors need to get off your duffs and write him some good questions. Send hour and fifteen minutes the audience keeps to be completely irrational, but is justified in and director could have created a movie that your queries to Dr. Head, care o/Scholastic, 303 LpFortune. Every asking itself "Why? Why did I come to see his own mind, is indeed interesting and in in later years would be referred to as a classic, onewh%rgetstoincludeaname,year,andaddresswillgetmocked. this movie? I mean, Icould have done some triguing. Watching th.e character develop but without said script, their creation comes thing constructive, like clean out my navel." from an apparently nice, quiet gentleman into out flat and dult Cl Dr. Head reserves the right to. reject questions that are libelous or . Believe me, compared to watching this what in the end is revealed as a complete by Chris Kozoll obscene (still can't define "obscene"). He also reserves the right to call anybody a "geek," "chicken," and/or "punk." Cl OCTOBER 11, 1990 ·7 6 SCHOLASTIC • • • ~ , ... , • I • ._ , , . !,i I: !

~~XSccc The Replacements MQ/n~cQ/pe @l[b)@l[Jl)d©[Jl) All Shook Down showcases Paul more inspir~d [h)©P®) Westerberg's songwriting... but where's wierdness the rest of the band?

you're one of the mindless mil What I'm really hoping is that . synth-based sound of The Ideal beginnings with a gritty screech, to them now, you'd never know. time, and he doesn't try to outdo lions who buys the stuff made for INXS will lose big bucks on this Copy rather than the minimalist, like that on, "Torch It!" The I'm not entirely sure that I like himself lyrically, like so many commercial radio. Sadly,INXS album and be forced to get back atmospheric guitar feel of A Bell guitars of their early days are not what they've become, either. writers are prone to do. have fallen prey to the commer into touch with the Australian is A Cup Until It Is Struck. entirely gone, either. Although The rumors of breakup after their When listening to this album cial trap. Although this album is club scene that made them be Manscape operis with the up most of the aural airspace on this last tour seem to be turning into on a lazy Friday afternoon, I self-funded by the band (suppos come the gritty,funky, live-per tempo "Life in the Manscape," a album is filled by synthesizers more of a reality than a rumor. realized that this was probably edly to allow for more creative formance oriented band that they dance track in the tradition of "In and drum machines, the occa Their new album, All Shook the perfect setting to listen to this freedom - whatever you say, used to be. They've become far Vivo," with lyrics reminiscent of sional guitar does find its way out Down, is a finely crafted bunch album. It's always just a little bit guys), there is no attempt to get too big for their own good, and a "Ahead" from Ideal Copy. A of the acoustic melee. The pres oftunes originally intended to be groggy and tired, but it's still on back to the energy and vitality of gig in an Australian pub might surreal look into modern society, ervation of the guitar in their Paul Westerberg'S solo album. the bright side. The song "All prior efforts like Listen Like put these sissified video stars "Manscape" comes up with sound may just be another way of It's kind of unfortunate that the Shook Down" was particularly Thieves and The Swing. The back into their places.We can some gems oflyrics. Lines like, warding off categorization by entire band only plays on one exemplary of this feel - INXS album is deceptive: Hutchence only hope ... "The pope ofpop/drives a church rock critics, but they couldn't Replacements song (each song does feature at Westerberg'S groaned vocals X and Farriss have at least tried to of steel" and "Free speech/and possibly abandon the jangly, All Shook Down least one 'Mat besides Wester and a whispering recorder solo in camouflage their lack of creativ more T.V.fDistribute liberally/ piercing guitar that was the most berg), but since the band's sound the background give the sensa X.That's the most creative ity with an abundance of strange I'd like mine to belA true facsim integral part of their sound until Is Minneapolis still a Mecca is chiefly a reflection of tion of just waking up from an title INXS could come up with instrumentation. Surely you've ile" are Wire at their absolute the advent of the synthesizer. for loud, fast rock and roll? Not Westerberg'S songwriting any afternoon nap. Other tunes, es for their latest album. Just one heard the harmonica at the begin lyrical best. The "Manscape" Wire have definitely made the really, but the guys who started way, their absence doesn't affect pecially "When It Began," a song character, one lousy letter was all ning of"Suicide Blonde?" Ifyou (from both the song title and the most of their fast friendship with the whole gritty Minneapolis the sound much. Producer Scott in the style of "Can't Hardly they felt this album n~ded for a haven't,.just tum on the radio. album title) is their world - it's the synthesizer, butthey likewise thing are trying once again to Litt (R.E.M., That Petrol Emo Wait" from Pleased to Meet Me, title. Well, all that I can say is I'm sure you'll be able to hear the a surreal landscape of people seems reluctant to drop the tex make themselves heard in the tion) puts a little too much acous are more typical of the earlier that the title is quite apt for the results of INXS' "experimenta rather than land. They deliver, ture of the guitar from their sonic music world. Bob Mould, Soul tic jangle in the sound (surprise, Replacements' style, but still fit worthless commercialized slag tion." like they always have, social palette. Asylum, and the Replacements surprise), but there are enough the feel of the new album. "My that's on their newest release. X is not only awash in musical commentary from a bizarre point Manscape has proved once have all released new albums horns, electric guitars, and piano Little Problem," featuring Con Although at times it seems like unoriginality, but the quality of of view. Rather than being again that Wire can continue to within the last month or so. The to balance the acoustic guitars crete Blonde vocalist Johnette Michael Hutchence and Andrew Michael Hutchence's lyrics has Wire preachy, they make you think progress in new directions with only problem is that they've all nicely. His production manages Napolittano, even ventures into Farriss might possibly have even fallen off. Thematically, about what they have to say by out sound in&, too weird or getting grown up now, and the music just Manscape more often than not to hit the the band's grungier past without found a new groove, all of the most of X deals with the monot making you wondering what it is too boring. Really, what other isn't as fun as it used to be. Soul perfect balance of guitar textures deviating too far from All Shook tracks on X are just rehash of old ony of life or isolation within they're actually saying. Another groups do you know who can Asylum are still loud and fast, to bring out Westerberg's melo Down's texture. material. Bastardized riffs from relationships. Yawn. Whatever It's back to the synthesizers track, "Stampede," gets· Ii little have song titles like, "Small but they're not as random - they dies. All Shook Down is probably Kick and Listen Like Thieves happened to "Watch the world again for Wire. They've played closer to the obvious in its refrain Black Reptile," "Children of know what they're doing now. Paul Westerberg'S song the best glimpse of the Replace abound, and the rhythm sections argue?" Where's the thinly around on their last couple al~ "Find security in Western arms," Groceries," and "You Hung Bob Mould .is still loud and writing has evolved to the point ments of the future ... that is, if reek· of plagiarism. Producer veiled sexual innuendo of "Need bums trying to find just the right but this is much better political Your Lights" without sounding gritty, but he's just way too old where he can sound like himself they stay together. Westerberg's Chris Thomas (who also You Tonight" or "The One blend of guitars and synths, and music than the usual whining by completely avant garde and and bitter these days. all the time without being boring. style has fully matured, and he produced Kick and Listen Like Thing?" Hutchence does come they haven't quite yet found it. black-clad neo-beatniks with unlistenable? Wire are truly The Replacements, though, are Like any great songwriter, his makes no pretentions of trying to Thieves) keeps the INXS trade up with a few cool lines here.and That's not'to say that their new guitars and too-many problems. masters of the bizarre, but the prime example of a band songs are recognizable at first write songs to sound like the marks present all through the there on X, but in general, his album, Manscape, isn't thor Wire haven't entlrelyaban they're down to earth just which has grown up too fast. listen, but the fact that you can band used to. Age will only new effort, but good production attempts to tackle subjects which oughly enjoyable, though. Quite doned their punk roots, either. enough that they can be appreCi When they first hit the scene, tell they're his doesn't detract make the Replacements sound never. makes up for a lack of he has ,previously done quite as the contrary. Manscape is some Singer Colin Newman occasion ated. Check out Manscape and they were loud, obnoxious, and from them at all. He keeps the better now. 0 creativity - at least, not unless tutely fall farshortoftheirmarks. what of a return to the more ally recalls Wire's humble punk make your life a little bit surreal. just a little bit naive, but to listen arrangements simple most of the by Dave Holsinger

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~~XSccc The Replacements MQ/n~cQ/pe @l[b)@l[Jl)d©[Jl) All Shook Down showcases Paul more inspir~d [h)©P®) Westerberg's songwriting... but where's wierdness the rest of the band? you're one of the mindless mil What I'm really hoping is that . synth-based sound of The Ideal beginnings with a gritty screech, to them now, you'd never know. time, and he doesn't try to outdo lions who buys the stuff made for INXS will lose big bucks on this Copy rather than the minimalist, like that on, "Torch It!" The I'm not entirely sure that I like himself lyrically, like so many commercial radio. Sadly,INXS album and be forced to get back atmospheric guitar feel of A Bell guitars of their early days are not what they've become, either. writers are prone to do. have fallen prey to the commer into touch with the Australian is A Cup Until It Is Struck. entirely gone, either. Although The rumors of breakup after their When listening to this album cial trap. Although this album is club scene that made them be Manscape operis with the up most of the aural airspace on this last tour seem to be turning into on a lazy Friday afternoon, I self-funded by the band (suppos come the gritty,funky, live-per tempo "Life in the Manscape," a album is filled by synthesizers more of a reality than a rumor. realized that this was probably edly to allow for more creative formance oriented band that they dance track in the tradition of "In and drum machines, the occa Their new album, All Shook the perfect setting to listen to this freedom - whatever you say, used to be. They've become far Vivo," with lyrics reminiscent of sional guitar does find its way out Down, is a finely crafted bunch album. It's always just a little bit guys), there is no attempt to get too big for their own good, and a "Ahead" from Ideal Copy. A of the acoustic melee. The pres oftunes originally intended to be groggy and tired, but it's still on back to the energy and vitality of gig in an Australian pub might surreal look into modern society, ervation of the guitar in their Paul Westerberg'S solo album. the bright side. The song "All prior efforts like Listen Like put these sissified video stars "Manscape" comes up with sound may just be another way of It's kind of unfortunate that the Shook Down" was particularly Thieves and The Swing. The back into their places.We can some gems oflyrics. Lines like, warding off categorization by entire band only plays on one exemplary of this feel - INXS album is deceptive: Hutchence only hope ... "The pope ofpop/drives a church rock critics, but they couldn't Replacements song (each song does feature at Westerberg'S groaned vocals X and Farriss have at least tried to of steel" and "Free speech/and possibly abandon the jangly, All Shook Down least one 'Mat besides Wester and a whispering recorder solo in camouflage their lack of creativ more T.V.fDistribute liberally/ piercing guitar that was the most berg), but since the band's sound the background give the sensa X.That's the most creative ity with an abundance of strange I'd like mine to belA true facsim integral part of their sound until Is Minneapolis still a Mecca is chiefly a reflection of tion of just waking up from an title INXS could come up with instrumentation. Surely you've ile" are Wire at their absolute the advent of the synthesizer. for loud, fast rock and roll? Not Westerberg'S songwriting any afternoon nap. Other tunes, es for their latest album. Just one heard the harmonica at the begin lyrical best. The "Manscape" Wire have definitely made the really, but the guys who started way, their absence doesn't affect pecially "When It Began," a song character, one lousy letter was all ning of"Suicide Blonde?" Ifyou (from both the song title and the most of their fast friendship with the whole gritty Minneapolis the sound much. Producer Scott in the style of "Can't Hardly they felt this album n~ded for a haven't,.just tum on the radio. album title) is their world - it's the synthesizer, butthey likewise thing are trying once again to Litt (R.E.M., That Petrol Emo Wait" from Pleased to Meet Me, title. Well, all that I can say is I'm sure you'll be able to hear the a surreal landscape of people seems reluctant to drop the tex make themselves heard in the tion) puts a little too much acous are more typical of the earlier that the title is quite apt for the results of INXS' "experimenta rather than land. They deliver, ture of the guitar from their sonic music world. Bob Mould, Soul tic jangle in the sound (surprise, Replacements' style, but still fit worthless commercialized slag tion." like they always have, social palette. Asylum, and the Replacements surprise), but there are enough the feel of the new album. "My that's on their newest release. X is not only awash in musical commentary from a bizarre point Manscape has proved once have all released new albums horns, electric guitars, and piano Little Problem," featuring Con Although at times it seems like unoriginality, but the quality of of view. Rather than being again that Wire can continue to within the last month or so. The to balance the acoustic guitars crete Blonde vocalist Johnette Michael Hutchence and Andrew Michael Hutchence's lyrics has Wire preachy, they make you think progress in new directions with only problem is that they've all nicely. His production manages Napolittano, even ventures into Farriss might possibly have even fallen off. Thematically, about what they have to say by out sound in&, too weird or getting grown up now, and the music just Manscape more often than not to hit the the band's grungier past without found a new groove, all of the most of X deals with the monot making you wondering what it is too boring. Really, what other isn't as fun as it used to be. Soul perfect balance of guitar textures deviating too far from All Shook tracks on X are just rehash of old ony of life or isolation within they're actually saying. Another groups do you know who can Asylum are still loud and fast, to bring out Westerberg's melo Down's texture. material. Bastardized riffs from relationships. Yawn. Whatever It's back to the synthesizers track, "Stampede," gets· Ii little have song titles like, "Small but they're not as random - they dies. All Shook Down is probably Kick and Listen Like Thieves happened to "Watch the world again for Wire. They've played closer to the obvious in its refrain Black Reptile," "Children of know what they're doing now. Paul Westerberg'S song the best glimpse of the Replace abound, and the rhythm sections argue?" Where's the thinly around on their last couple al~ "Find security in Western arms," Groceries," and "You Hung Bob Mould .is still loud and writing has evolved to the point ments of the future ... that is, if reek· of plagiarism. Producer veiled sexual innuendo of "Need bums trying to find just the right but this is much better political Your Lights" without sounding gritty, but he's just way too old where he can sound like himself they stay together. Westerberg's Chris Thomas (who also You Tonight" or "The One blend of guitars and synths, and music than the usual whining by completely avant garde and and bitter these days. all the time without being boring. style has fully matured, and he produced Kick and Listen Like Thing?" Hutchence does come they haven't quite yet found it. black-clad neo-beatniks with unlistenable? Wire are truly The Replacements, though, are Like any great songwriter, his makes no pretentions of trying to Thieves) keeps the INXS trade up with a few cool lines here.and That's not'to say that their new guitars and too-many problems. masters of the bizarre, but the prime example of a band songs are recognizable at first write songs to sound like the marks present all through the there on X, but in general, his album, Manscape, isn't thor Wire haven't entlrelyaban they're down to earth just which has grown up too fast. listen, but the fact that you can band used to. Age will only new effort, but good production attempts to tackle subjects which oughly enjoyable, though. Quite doned their punk roots, either. enough that they can be appreCi When they first hit the scene, tell they're his doesn't detract make the Replacements sound never. makes up for a lack of he has ,previously done quite as the contrary. Manscape is some Singer Colin Newman occasion ated. Check out Manscape and they were loud, obnoxious, and from them at all. He keeps the better now. 0 creativity - at least, not unless tutely fall farshortoftheirmarks. what of a return to the more ally recalls Wire's humble punk make your life a little bit surreal. just a little bit naive, but to listen arrangements simple most of the by Dave Holsinger

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the Institute of Gas and Oil. For two years fellowships, and published nine books, SERVICE PROJECT PASQUERILLA before assuming his present position in the including "The Logic of God Incarnate," VOLUNTEERS RECEIVES DOD Moscow Patriarchate he was a director of the "Philosophy and the Christian Faith," and library of the Committee for Professional "The Bluffer's Guide to Philosophy." GATHER FOR AWARD Schools. He speaks fluent English, so leave the pocket translators at home. ANNUAL REUNION Frank J. Pasquerilla, of dormitory and DISTINGUISHED ROTC building fame, has received the second-highest civilian award from the MORRIS' LECTURE LECTURERS BEGIN Department of Defense. AIRS ON CABLE VISITS TO NOTRE American higher education's first The award for outstanding public scholarship program for students involved in service recognizes Pasquerilla's $5 million Thomas V. Morris, associate professor of DAME philosophy here at Notre Dame and 1990 summer social service celebrates its 10th gift to build the nation's largest privately "Christianity and Culture" is the frrst Professor of the Year in Indiana, is the anniversary this month at the University of financed Reserve Officer's Training Corps topic in the Paul and Barbara Henkels featured lecturer for October in the Notre Dame. building - our own Pasquerilla Center. The Distinguished Lecture Series, scheduled to "University Lecture" series produced by the Andrews Scholars will gather for dinner silver medal and rosette were presented at ' begin at 4 p.m. October 15 in the auditorium national cable network, The Learning .October 18, as they have done each fall for the dedication dinner Friday, October 5 by of the Center for Continuing Education. Channel. ten years. They will speak about their work, Army Lt General Thomas W. Kelly, Dr. Nicholas Lobkowicz will present the Go visit an off-campus friend with cable which could be with retarded children in director of operations for the Joint Chiefs inaugural lecture. Lobkowicz is a former 1"1 so you can see Morris' lecture, ''The Ethics of I Buffalo, N.Y., with abused women in of Staff. professor in the Notre Dame philosophy .;) Everyday Life." Oh, you say even they can't Marquette, MI, or with lonely elderly people . "Mr. Pasquerilla's patriotic support, department who went on to become rector, get The Learning Channel? Never fear. The in San Francisco. coupled with the University's extensive then president, of the University of Munich lecture will be shown on public access The endowed program is named after involvement, underscores the highest level before assuming his current position as sometime in November. Specific times and James F. Andrews, a Notre Dame alumnus of commitment to educating value oriented president of the Catholic University of dates to be announced later. and co-founder of Universal Press Syndicate' men and women as future leaders in the Eichstatt in Germany. (It sure is nice not to The undergraduate lecture was taped (UPS). It was set up at Notre Dame after his armed services," the. citation stated. have to write West or East Germany.) His September 120n campus. Father Malloy will death in October 1980 by his wife Kathy and (Scholastic's Newsbriefs welcomes any scholarly publications include more the 130 open the program, which also features an business partner John McMeel, both Notre response to that statement by the groups who monographs in six languages. He was interview with Morris concerning his Dame graduates. Among early donors were protested the dedication.) awarded an honorary doctor oflaws by Notre feelings about philosophy and the teaching UPS columnists Abigal Van Buren ("Dear . Dame in 1981. profession. Abby") and Mary McGrory, as well as . The lecture series in the College of Arts Morris received the state Professor of the "Doonesbury" cartoonist Garry Trudeau. PERESTROIKA and Letters has been endowed by the Year award in September from the Council One hundred and eighty-four students, 70 chairman and chief executive officer of for the Advancement and Support of men and 114 women, have been Andrews 'MEETS THEOLOGY Henkels and McCoy, Inc., an engineering Education. Since joining the faculty in 1980, Scholars, working with 80 Notre Dame clubs and contracting frrm in Blue Bell, PA, and his allotted to the "War On Drugs." In IN LECTURE BY he has taught as many as 1200 in 81 cities and one foreign country wife. Paul Henkels has been a member of the September 1989 he prepared the report on the undergraduates a year, been awarded N.E.H. (Ecuador). The bulk of the students have College of Arts and Letters Advisory National Drug Control Strategy, a result of RUSSIAN CHURCH and Howard Foundation research come from the Collge of Arts and Letters. Council since 1964. six months of discussion with government The Andrews Scholars program has been a LEADER leaders, treatment professionals, educators, model for similar efforts, such as those Grab your Russian hats and head over to drug policy experts, law enforcement announced recently at Yale and Stanford the Hesburgh Library auditorium tonight to DRUG CZAR HAILS' officials, and hundreds of American citizens ", Universities. hear about "Religion in a Changing Soviet PUBLIC NEXT involved in fighting drugs. In a brochure published to mark the Union: A Russian Orthodox VieW.'" Since the Bush administration took anniversary, Andrews Scholars from past . Mikhail Jaroslovovich Scherbachev WEDNESDAY office, the federal government has years reflected on their experiences. Brigette increased spending to fight drugs some 70 deputy head of the publishing department of William J. Bennett, director of the Office Goulet, 1982 Andrews Scholar, advised, the Partiarchate of' the Russian Orthodox percent - the largest percentage increase of National Drug Control Policy and former . "Take the risk to work someplace you would Church in Moscow, will present the lecture, of any major program in the federal U.S. Secretary of Education, will speak on never work. Learn to see your country j your sponsored by the Department of Theology. government. "Modernity and the Care, of Our Children" o inner city as it really is, not how you believe Scherbachev graduated in 1983 from next Wednesday, October 17 in the Hesburgh it to be. Don't be afraid to experience Moscow State University, where he studied Library Auditorium. compiled by Traci Taghon poverty, degradation and inhumanity; the history of Russian religious philosophy. 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::. If dinner with your parents infringes 'I'·" upon your demanding social schedule, try I 1-, brunch. Tippecanoe Place serves one of the i- best we've ever seen, and we've seen many, as I'm sure you've guessed. They have \j. I, rooms of food and tables piled high with goodies. Belgian waffles smothered with fruit and whipped cream, omelettes made-to order, prime rib, and a dazzling display of breads, muffins, and salads are sure to please Li e in the even the most finicky eater (even a ten-year f old brother). However, you might want to f bring a wheelbarrow in which to cart yourself home, as it is generally found that fitting everyone in the car after this meal is next to impossible. An added perk: yourmotherwill love the fact that Tippecanoe Place is a his Big City torical site. It is formerly the Studebl,lker mansion and tables are set up in the bed rooms and other private quarters. All of the . . decor found in the house is exactly as it was The Windy Cityit's not, but with a little. originally. Alright, your parents are gone and creativity, South Bend can be an exciting, you're looking for that special someplace to . . take that special someone. For your wining place to live and dining pleasure; we have several sugges tions. Our first is Francesco's. Dimly lit, with soft music playing in provincial setting, this cozy atmosphere lends itself to intimate conversation and hand holding across the table. (The blossoming romance could be cut batter mushrooms and seasoned fries. (We very good, served with a myriad of salad short however, as you daintily splash both love these! !) Perhaps the best part, although dressings including honey-mustard, and you and your date with red sauce spraying shops. Hopefully, these suggestions will add (bacon, roast beef and turkey) is the long- we rarely have room for it, is the never avocado garlic. A wide range of fIXings also from uncooperative noodles. Don'tdespair, So, you think there's not much to do in diversity and interest to your weekend. . standing favorite, ali of the sandwiches are ending menu of fountain creations. They accompany the salad.) As if this isn't it's worth it. The fresh pasta is-so good,as is South Bend? It's ajungle out there, so come qelicious and we caD never decide which' to boast Mishawaka's smallest sundae for only enough, for birlhdays, a singing waitress the veal, your date will hardly notice the on ajourney with us, Kristine and Kirsten ,as Restaurants ' order. For vegetarians and weight-watchers, $.35 along with monster-size shakes and brings a mini-cake to the table. stains on his new, freshly starched shirt.) To we take' you away from the shelter of the there is the veggie pita. For those of us less malts. We recommend the Mint chocolate finish the evening on good note, try the ex Golden Dome into the untrod lands ofSouth Although not a culinary capital, South concerned with our health and physique, chip cookie shake. Pattie's also has a big For a more casual atmosphere, the presso or capuccino. It's delicious and it Bend, Indiana. Bend does offer a wide variety of restaurants there are quite a few more to choose from, screen TV in the back to watch sports events. Sunny Italy Cafe is a delightful, family ori warms your insides on a cold winter's night. in various price ranges and tastes. Most of including Italian sausage subs and, grilled ented Itali~n restaurant with good wine and W e really want to do something fun this theSe are' pretty close by and along with chicken sandwiches. Another great thing OK- that's great for a break from checkered table cloths. Their pasta dishes Our next choice is not as elegant as weekend. Butwhat? Something new providing a diversion from cafeteria food, about Macri's is that they make delicious NOH, but wha~ do you do when the P's come come in small and king size helpings, both of Francesco's, but it is as fun;' At Fondue and different. .. serve as a nice study break. ' birthday cakes that can be delivered. They to town? Someplace with REAL fool that we which are more than enough. The chef is Parlor, the setting is somewhat disappointing are most famous for their. spumoni cake, but couldn't normally go unless someone else ready and able to create a dish just to your but cooking your own meal with your date j As we sat to ponder this we realized that Whenever we've had it with cereal three they also have more conventional tyPes. was paying. We found quite a few restau taste. The highlight here is again, the has a lot of charm. Oddly enough, there is i I' everyone else was probably thinking the times a day, we head over to Macri's or to rants that your parents will love (also suitable dessert. The cannoli is out of this world. something very intimate about stabbing same thing. We almost gave up the effort as Pattie's. Macri's is located directly across Alas, alack, you can only go to Macri's for SYR's or special dates). One such place pieces of chicken with a skewer and boiling II futile, but reconsidered. It became a mission, from the UP mall and offers a million differ so many times, hence, we've found an alter is the Emporium, our personal fave. Offering If seafood is what you're looking for, them in oil. They offer meat, cheese, and 1:[ an obsession. We took this quest into our ent sandwiches with yummy appetizers, 1 native. Pattie's an all-American 50's juke a homey atmosphere over looking the river, The Wharf is the place to go. We suggest chocolate fondues. We really liked the .l own hands to discover, on behalf of the mammoth-sized imported beers, and cheese boxjoint (recently, however, the juke box has the Emporium's menu includes everything staying away from the cheese bread, but the chocolate, (now there's a shock!) and pro NotreDame student body, what really goes cake. The French onion soup, nachos and been defunct. Either that, erit didn't like our from fresh fish to pasta, ranging in price from seafood is fresh, the steaks are good and they ceeded to dip our forks in it even after the fruit on on Saturday night in the bustling metropo garlic cheese bread are our favorite begin choice of songs) with a create-yol.lf-own about ten dollars. We find the French onion have a nice salad bar. The best is (surprise!) was gone. lis of South Bend. We tried to come up with nings however, a healthy appetite is essential hamburger bar and an endless and sometimes soup, loaded with cheese, and a chicken en the dessert. They have a selection of fresh ideas 'for every budget, need, and occasion. if you plan to consume both an appetizer and odd selection of toppings. They also serve tree served with wine sauce and topped with fruit in season (raspberries and cream are After having dined our way through We found restaurants, parks, theaters, and an entire sandwich. Although the BRT generous quantities of side orders like beer cheese most delectable. (The salads are also wonderful) and the Chocolate Suicide is South Bend and surrounding areas, we asked heavenly. 13 12 SCHOLASTIC OCTOBER 11, 1990

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ourselves, "Is there anything to do here be the usual hangouts. Bridget's, the Commons, really exciting and not even in your own lanel sive. Performance schedules can be obtained sides eat?" Our second favorite thing to do is Coaches, etc. where masses of sweating crs, Bowling across the lanes, rather than down from the South Bend Tribune. shop, so we started from there. college kids cram into a small space to get rip them, does add an air of adventure to the roaring drunk. For those of you who don't bowling experience. For concert and music aficionados, the Shopping enjoy this type of evening, there are some Holiday Star Plaza in Merriville, Indiana other options, however few. For example If you're a rotten bowler even when hosts popular groups such as Bob Dylan and By this time, we're sure even the fresh Beacon Bowling, where people aren't al you're sober, try the South Bend or Elkhart most recently, Conway Twitty and Loretta man have been to UP mall. Handy for your lowed on the lanes, so it's not as crowded. symphony. All right, so its not Vienna, but Lynn. All the seats are great because its a basic needs, this mall includes L.S. Ayres, Here, scores soar in the 50 to 70 range and the for an evening of culture, they are very pro very small theater and it saves a trip all the The Limited, American Eagle Outfitters, and most common occurrence is the gutter ball, fessional and perform a wide array of classi way to Chicago to see some big names. The Gap. Even though this mall is not hip to but it is fun. These gutter balls are sometimes cal music and tickets'.are relatively inexpen- the latest from Paris, it aids Another good place to hear bands is Center in quelling our need to Street Cafe, right next door in Mishawaka. spend money. It also pro They have live entertainment Thursday vides some of the best through Saturday. (A real bonus for us is that people watching in South they serve dinner.) Warning: this is the ~ Bend. Friday night distin Center Street, not the frin, rowdy place we all guishes itself as the clear knew and loved two years ago. It is much highlight revealing some more sedate and under control. particularly interesting specimens. Last year, we If your dream date is John Travolta or a purchased skull rings in a disco queen, we've found some places for you. Howdy Doody's, in Niles Michigan Ii feeble attempt to fit in. I plays top forty dance tunes and has ladies' ! Although quite a hike night on Wednesdays. If oldies are what from South Bend, the Light you're after, try Kirby's in South Bend. If house Mall is a great place you like oldies, but need a bit more encour to go especially for starving agement to dace, they offer quarter drafts on see the entire line of Studebaker cars, trucks college students. It is the Thursday nights. Kirby's is open Wednes anaarea is filled with parks and recreation and carriages. They even display the carriage home of many designer day through Sunday. centers. Several of these are in close proxim that Abraham Lincoln took to the Ford Thea outlet stores including Bass, ity. Bendix Woods, St. Patrick's Park, and ter on that fateful night in 1865. Ralph Lauren, Anne Klein, Theater Potato Creek all offer cross country skiing in and Harve Bernard. There the winter, along with many summer activi Miscellaneous are tons of great buys, but There are many community theater ties such as horse back riding, swimming, timing is of the essence. If groups in the South Bend area. For a fun and fishing, hiking, and biking. Perhaps the best In· season, the apple orchards in Michi you goon a delivery day, different evening, or a new date idea, try park is the Potowatomi Park which is home to gan furnish an afternoon of good, wholesome you will come home with impressing your friends with culture. The the Potowatomi Zoo and Botanic Gardens. fun, spicy apple cider and delicious cinna wonderfully cheap and styl South Bend Civic Theater is currently pre Their nature trails do not just take you mon doughnuts and apple turnovers. Keep ish attire. If not, you will senting the Tony Award winning "I'm not through South Bend wilderness, but through an eye out for events at the Morris Civic probably come home de Rappaport" on Thursday through Saturday the wilds of Africa, the plains of West, and Auditorium, and don't forget about the South pressed and empty handed. until October 20. Michiana Actor's Theater the jungles of South America. They also Productions is another local troupe who just feature special events such as the Zoo Boo, Bend White Sox. If all else fails, you can spend an evening calling all the numbers in When shopping for that finished their production of Aristophane's from October 27- 30, and Zooltide '90 from the Info pages in the South Bend phone book. special and unique gift, try "The Frog." Look for another performance November 30 to December 10. You can fmd out your horoscope, what East Bank Emporium, right soon. The Osceola Community Players is you've been missing on the soaps, the outside the restaurant, the presenting "Bull in a China Shop," the last If you aren't the outdoorsy type, the weather, fishing predictions, and the Wall Emporium. Crabtree and day of this performance scheduled for next Northern Indiana Historical Society main Street update. Way cool. Evelyn and The Mole's Saturday. Amish Acres is presenting the tains an outstanding collections of over Hole are two cute places to former Broadway hit "Plain and Fancy." 2.00,000 objects, some dating back to prehis If none these suggestions floats your go for scents and trinkets. Finally, the Valparaiso University Players toric Indians. Another to try.is the Hannah will present a season of theater focused on Lidahl Children's Museum which provides boat, one of the greatest things that South Bend does have is a cheap train ride to Entertainment war and rumors of war. ' Information about hours of fun for little brothers and sisters. this can be obtained through th,e University. They can examine nature and artifacts from Chicago. We hope this has helped, have a great weekendlll 0 We had a hard time the area along with viewing a parlor and coming up with new and Parks and Museums kitchen from the 1920's, and a sitting room in a Japanese home. 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this week. Irish unit, the Falcon defense has played to yards. The question is whether the offense Ironically, the Air Force attack some poor reviews, the most negative of can move enough to get Wood into range. seems confined 'to the ground, having which came after a September 29 loss at Last week, the Stanford Cardinal completed only 22% of its pass attempts. San Diego State,48-18. The Falcon defense converted three Irish special teams turnovers This is not the ideal situation for an has performed well on occasion, however, into two touchdowns in sending the Irish to a undersized offense trying to move against an including last week's win over Navy. humbling defeat Air Force must create such Irish defensive unit which is at its best against The Falcon rushing defense, led opportunities this week in order to stay in the Kick 'em the run. by 6'3", 231 lb. senior J.T. Tokish, has game. Stanford moved the ball consistently The Falcons run the wishbone yielded just 123.6 yards per game. The through the air against Notre Dame, looking offense, a system which depends on flawless· other linebackers will be Brian Hill and especially to pick on inexperienced executiori and timing. Whoever the signal caller, he will have a While capable corps of running backs to employ. Halfback Jason Jones, a junior out of Grand Praire, Texas, leads the Falcon rushing attack with 263 yards They're before last week's victory over Navy. Fullback Rodney Lewis is second with 244 yards, including a 94-yard effort on Down September 8 in a 27~3 victory against Hawaii. Lewis is looked on to lead the Falcon ground attack after gaining over 1,000 yards last season, good

Air Force Sports for second team All-WAC. Fisher DeBerry was AP and UPI Coach of the Year In 1985. DeShawn Durham, Daniel Zdroik, and Chris Howard have all seen considerable playing time and will be used against the Irish. Howard was a second team All Watters hopes to put the Falcon defense, and last week, behind him. One week after the Stanford debacle, Air Force comes to town looking America last season. Some of Air Force's shortcomings Clifton Lovelace, both returnees. Hill has cornerback Reggie Brooks. Air Force, to accelerate Notre Dame's fall from grace on the ground this season have been self led the Falcons in total tackles the last two however, does not seem to have the weapons inflicted. Air Force must avoid the costly seasons. for success via the pass against the Irish, fumbles which have plagued them all season. The defensive line will be although they will throw more than is their Wishbone teams characteristically fumble anchored by two seniors, nose guard Steve custom. BY KEVIN T. KERNS more than conventional offenses, but the Brennan and tackle Lane Beene. The key Notre Dame leads this series 15-4, Falcons lost an average of three fumbles per matchup in this game lies in the Irish with the only Air Force victories coming in t" the United States Air Force restrictions placed upon its football team year's team which went 8-4-1 and earned a ·· game in their first four outings. ground game versus the Falcon rushing tbeyears 1982thru 1985. Duringthatperiod, A Academy, they recruit football which would give any coach nightmares. trip to the Liberty Bowl. The most prominent Up front,. the Falcons face major' defense. If the Air Force cannot make the Irish, under coach Gerry Faust, seemed players that can fit into F-16's as well as Despite the handicap, DeBerry has of these losses is quarterback Dee Dowis, the physical disadvantages in matching up with Notre Dame pass early, the Irish will roll. confused by the Air Force wishbone attack. they fit into a game plan. "Challenges," amassed a 51-28-1 recordin his tenure as Western Athletic Conference's Player of the the Irish. As a unit they average under 240 Perhaps the greatest weakness in Two of the Irish losses came in Notre Dame says seventh-year head coach Fisher Falcon coach. In 1985, his team capped a 12- Year, who burned the Irish for more than 300 pounds, which is significantly lighter than this Falcon team is its lack of experience. Stadium, which gives the visitors a my'of DeBerry, "that's what makes college 1 season with a· victory over Texas in the yards passing last only, to see his team year, ''Talentwise, we areas good as we were last hope. coaching fun." . Bluebonnet Bowl and finished the year fall at home, 41-27. ' Notre Dame's front three of Chris Zorich, George Williams, and Bob Dahl. The only year," claims DeBerry. "We have an Lou Holtz, however, has assembled If challenges are what make his ranked fifth nationally. For his efforts, Dowis' ,replacement, junior Ron returning starter on the offensive line is excellent sophomore class and there is a team which is much deeper in talent than the job fun, DeBerry should be laughing with DeBerry was named Coach of the Year by Gray, had been ineffective until injuring senior center Paul Walski, who earned good overall strength and speed. But there limited Falcons. Air Force's slim chances . delight when his Falcons take on the ,both the Associated Press and United Press himself prior to the Falcons' game against second team All-WAC honors for the 1989 is absolutely no substitute for game rest on the unlikely scenario of a second Fighting Irish this Saturday at Notre Dame International. However, the 1990 Falcons Wyoming· on September 22. 'He had campaign. experience." straight Irish letdown. Fisher DeBerry and . Stadium. seem to be a team in transition. completed only 7 outof27 pass attempts. His Defensively, Air Force is looking to A definite bright spot for the his club will face many challenges on One of the three service academies Winners of three of their flTst six replacements, sophomore Jarvis Bilker and move to a more aggressive style of attacking Falcons is junior placekicker Joe Wood, Saturday and maybe he'll even have a little which competes in Division I-A collegiate gaines~ Air Force is undoubtedly feeling the junior Rob Perez, have not done any better. It the football, much like Notr,e Dame's new who has made seven of eight field goals this fun, but the Falcons will not have enough to football, Air Force has recruiting effects of the loss offifteen starters off oflast is undetermined which of the three will start scheme under Gary Darnell. And like the season and is virtually automatic within 50 stay with Notre Dame. . Q 16 'I SCHOLASTIC I, OCTOBER 11, 1990 17

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ave you heard of the band named (Why You S~ould Listen to WVFI) H "ALL?" How about "The Blisters" or "The Flaming Lips?" Or "Seizure," "Urge Overkill," or "Snuff1" Surely you must have l ~ C ~J ~/"'>I- heard of the mighty "Coffin Breakl" No? jumping to buyout our fine station. I do see THAT is what I am providing an alternative Comeonl All of these bands were in WVFI's a lot of "white, affluen~ misled youth who to. top 10 this past week- and none of them have bought another generation's counter College radio has, by and large become a £v~U~ ~u~r }-- ---;?f~~V-,R~~~ ring a bell, huh? That's a shame. Or is it? culture," but I also see a lot of sincere, ideal business in itself. Bands that care whether or It's tough running a college radio station. istic young people who want a forum for the not they're on top of the "alternative" sales b j~ -~Lp! ep" Lf" J I Not that I run WVFI alone, but as Program music that they genuinely like and identify charts are, in my opinion, no more alternative Supervisor, I have a large hand in it. As with with; and while I don't share their- taste i~ than Donny Osmond' or Tiffany (I mean anything, not everyone is going to be pleased music or abusive substances, I sympathize JEEZE, how "alternative" is an "Alternative with everything everyone does, and I've - - with their cause. ~~OtL:~ II~ ~ Retail Ch~"). However, j~st because they taken a lot of heat in recent weeks from So where's the middle ground, or should are on top of the charts'and selling out stadi everyone. This past Wednesday, I was ac there even be one? In my opinion, yes. I ums doesn't mean that they're not "alterna cused by a student of making the station so would not deign to say that I know what tive." It's the attitude and philosophy, man. " "alternative" that it is inaccessible to most college radio is for, because I know that it That's what's alternative - the music and students atND, as evidenced by the obscurity means a lot of different things to a lot of sales are just vehicles. of the top 10. This was a real bummer since different people. Iwill, however, tell you So WVFI remains "alternative" and the I was still recovering from the insane amount what I think. I think that college radio is nQ1 "Grateful Dead" have: their own specialty of flak I had been receiving for not being to "break" new bands. I think it is nQ1 to play show. Yes, it's a compromise, but that's not ~l -- ~ "alternative'~ enough, as evidenced by my "what you want to hear," (we have U93 for necessarily a bad thing, and ifWVFI is made decision to allow a "Grateful Dead" show on that). I think the purpose of college radio is a little more accessible,and is able to chal AT lSD'S C~FE I IF T~~Y CAN'T GeT WVFI this semester. to challenge its audience. I have always lenge a few more people, and get 'em to think c:~~; .if Ml[U ,,- TO YOUR TA&LS- IN 10 TRr£.S I This has gotta bring up the crucial ques~ believed that the alternative that I would be a little bit more, then I say thank you to the ~6~ ___ ~ YOUR M~A£... \S FREE..' tion: what is college radio for? Now, the providing is an .alternative 'attitude, ex "Grateful Dead." dude who called the station too alternative pressed through the vehicle of music. So to those who feel the station has sold actually felt that WVFI is a waste of a valu Modern society tells people (esp. youth) out, think again. And to those who feel that able media source because no one wants to not to think. It says, "Hey, we're America! it's too "alternative," I may be underestimat listen to what we play or say, and I was We're number one! We're secure! Noneed ing the averageND student, but I would think accused by one of the many anti-Dead dudes to feel down about the problems of the world! that an obscure top 19 might prompt one to of surrendering "our station and our souls to Don't worry about your mind! Don't worry explore and broaden his or her horizons. .I the record magnates, nostalgic yuppies, and about the homeless right down the street from mean that's what college in general is for, scores of white, affluent, misled youth who your plush college dorm! Don't worry about isn't it? So if you're at all curious about the have bought another generation's counter the dangers of meat eating, aparthied,racism, top 10, let the rest of the world watch MTV. culture. " Well here's the deal felIas: I see no sexism, vivisection, alcoholism, etc... Just Tum on WVFI. 0 "record magnates" sending us their generic make sure yoUr complexion is clear for the pop fodder. I 'see no "nostalgic yuppies" dance this Friday night." Well damn it, by Ted Leo 20 SCHOLASTIC Grateful by Norman Dog

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Dead .!J ------~------ave you heard of the band named (Why You S~ould Listen to WVFI) H "ALL?" How about "The Blisters" or "The Flaming Lips?" Or "Seizure," "Urge Overkill," or "Snuff1" Surely you must have l ~ C ~J ~/"'>I- heard of the mighty "Coffin Breakl" No? jumping to buyout our fine station. I do see THAT is what I am providing an alternative Comeonl All of these bands were in WVFI's a lot of "white, affluen~ misled youth who to. top 10 this past week- and none of them have bought another generation's counter College radio has, by and large become a £v~U~ ~u~r }-- ---;?f~~V-,R~~~ ring a bell, huh? That's a shame. Or is it? culture," but I also see a lot of sincere, ideal business in itself. Bands that care whether or It's tough running a college radio station. istic young people who want a forum for the not they're on top of the "alternative" sales b j~ -~Lp! ep" Lf" J I Not that I run WVFI alone, but as Program music that they genuinely like and identify charts are, in my opinion, no more alternative Supervisor, I have a large hand in it. As with with; and while I don't share their- taste i~ than Donny Osmond' or Tiffany (I mean anything, not everyone is going to be pleased music or abusive substances, I sympathize JEEZE, how "alternative" is an "Alternative with everything everyone does, and I've - - with their cause. ~~OtL:~ II~ ~ Retail Ch~"). However, j~st because they taken a lot of heat in recent weeks from So where's the middle ground, or should are on top of the charts'and selling out stadi everyone. This past Wednesday, I was ac there even be one? In my opinion, yes. I ums doesn't mean that they're not "alterna cused by a student of making the station so would not deign to say that I know what tive." It's the attitude and philosophy, man. " "alternative" that it is inaccessible to most college radio is for, because I know that it That's what's alternative - the music and students atND, as evidenced by the obscurity means a lot of different things to a lot of sales are just vehicles. of the top 10. This was a real bummer since different people. Iwill, however, tell you So WVFI remains "alternative" and the I was still recovering from the insane amount what I think. I think that college radio is nQ1 "Grateful Dead" have: their own specialty of flak I had been receiving for not being to "break" new bands. I think it is nQ1 to play show. Yes, it's a compromise, but that's not ~l -- ~ "alternative'~ enough, as evidenced by my "what you want to hear," (we have U93 for necessarily a bad thing, and ifWVFI is made decision to allow a "Grateful Dead" show on that). I think the purpose of college radio is a little more accessible,and is able to chal AT lSD'S C~FE I IF T~~Y CAN'T GeT WVFI this semester. to challenge its audience. I have always lenge a few more people, and get 'em to think c:~~; .if Ml[U ,,- TO YOUR TA&LS- IN 10 TRr£.S I This has gotta bring up the crucial ques~ believed that the alternative that I would be a little bit more, then I say thank you to the ~6~ ___ ~ YOUR M~A£... \S FREE..' tion: what is college radio for? Now, the providing is an .alternative 'attitude, ex "Grateful Dead." dude who called the station too alternative pressed through the vehicle of music. So to those who feel the station has sold actually felt that WVFI is a waste of a valu Modern society tells people (esp. youth) out, think again. And to those who feel that able media source because no one wants to not to think. It says, "Hey, we're America! it's too "alternative," I may be underestimat listen to what we play or say, and I was We're number one! We're secure! Noneed ing the averageND student, but I would think accused by one of the many anti-Dead dudes to feel down about the problems of the world! that an obscure top 19 might prompt one to of surrendering "our station and our souls to Don't worry about your mind! Don't worry explore and broaden his or her horizons. .I the record magnates, nostalgic yuppies, and about the homeless right down the street from mean that's what college in general is for, scores of white, affluent, misled youth who your plush college dorm! Don't worry about isn't it? So if you're at all curious about the have bought another generation's counter the dangers of meat eating, aparthied,racism, top 10, let the rest of the world watch MTV. culture. " Well here's the deal felIas: I see no sexism, vivisection, alcoholism, etc... Just Tum on WVFI. 0 "record magnates" sending us their generic make sure yoUr complexion is clear for the pop fodder. I 'see no "nostalgic yuppies" dance this Friday night." Well damn it, by Ted Leo 20 SCHOLASTIC 'Stuckln,So Wh?ttodo, wherejogo,

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