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■University o f Bridgeport 9 Vbl. 8 No. 5 October TO, 1 1 Southerland Named Scribe Editor by Gabe Saxo we can work together and pro think theu feel like you are the students and die adminis a help or a hindrance? duce one hell-of-a-paper crashing their party? tration to play a a big role in it's A: It has yet to play a rote. On TuescUfg October 18th (enthusiastically], A: Ifes. I would definitely say production. The Dean of Student Life, Wallace Southerland III was that. But, at the same time, I however, has played a major informed that he had been 4. Q: As the only minority on the want; to work with them in 10. Q: What about future plans? role in getting The Scribe to named editor at The Scribe for staff and being in the top position, producing a great paper. A: I want The Scribe to be a where it is now in terms of the semester. Taking into con law do you think that will affect 7 Q: As soon as you became decent and respectable paper. assisting me to getting what I sideration the internal struggle your plans for The Scribe? involved with The Scribe, you need and in selecting an editor. within The Scribe and the pro A: I think it will cause created new office procedures, 11. Q: What was your perception " blems, which have arisen since resistance and I believe some why did you do that so soon? of The Scribe before you became 14*12 Do you feel that being the beginning of the semester, students will not readily accept A: Because none existed. involved with itt recognized as editor urns your I I decided to sit down and have me. 1 also believe that many of The staffers came and went as As It was no better than the hardest task or that your hardest a chat with Mr. Southerland my directives and objectives they pleased. There was no National Enquirer and, in fact, tasks are yet to come? about the situation. What will be misunderstood. means of measuring how they 1 found the Enquirer to be A: I believe my hardest tasks follows is the discussion we should be paid, and there was more interesting. Wr all know are yet to come, simply had. 5, Q: When you find joined The no evaluating procedures for sWhat type of trash the because I am controversial and Scribe there teas a lot of tension staff members. They were not Enquirer is I felt that there was determined to succeed and 1. Q How did you become a choice progress, in the editorship selection process? am A: I attended a meeting and 15. Q: There aacorttnraersyas to the resigning editor, Lori whether or not journalism Melzak, needed an editor to students should work on The run the paper, so 1, along with Scribe, How do you feel about CoUeen Wilcox, volunteered. We were asked questions per "A : 1 think they should work taining to our qualifications. on The Scribe, but I do not feel Afterwhich, Lori appointed that it should be mandatory. I us. believe a program should be designed so that they could get 2, Q: What made you pursue credit for their work towards editorship of The Scribe? their major. A: Because I was personally dissatisfied with The Scribe and lb Q How powerful do you with the tact that it did not j ■ believe The Scribe is as a political tool on campus? ail the students on campus.ln HHRlUWtf Southerland speaks on the "Evolution of the Black Family: Blueprint for Survival and Progreso*'at the right’ way. ! believe essence, I did not like the way M ayor B a rry ’s threats Association’s Scholarship Prayer Breakfast in Washington. D.C., May 1988. it was run and I frit I could pressure from The Scribe can make some positive changes. inn the air, What um going abiding by any structured nothing to The Scribe that get as much change on through your mind at that time? policies. attracted me to it. I also campus an student council. . 3. Q: What change* da pm pkn A At that time I began to believed that they made no m making? evaluate my reasons for joining 8, The S crie has a constitution, serious effort at all to meruit 17 Q; Hew do you view yourself At I plan to evaluate the The Scribe. whkh was to break to that being fsUawed? new students eon person? organizational structure and up the clique of students who A; They w ere not being A: Determined, conscien present management systems were manipulating and followed w hen I arrived, but 12. Q: What to your plan to tious, demanding, compas and, d necessary, make the jlpninating Toe Scribe, as well they are betog adhered to now. recruit new students? 1111 sionate and sensitive towards needed alterations, I would as. meet many of the students M utt tried to on e them to say A: I am presenting a plan to 'others. I also believe t am easy like to develop an archives needs by using The S erin to that I was not Editor. The truth recruit students and if to work with, I view myself as which would allow easy access better represent them and is, d they had been followed to involves, attractive flyers, a doer, a progressive d oer, to every issue of The Scribe as their view s, My breaking up begin with, The Scribe would presentations to classrooms, well as historical documents this clique m the cause of the not be struggling now getting dub leaders to help, 0 . Q Haw do you feet about the One of my main concerns is tension I am making everyone and getting a helping hand acom twm the! you hour bom hit recruiting new students, accountable for their actions 9. Q. What are your immediate from the s^bpiiiistislii»n With with? especially minorities, I also and I am not distributing plan* foe The Scribe? this plan 1 think we w ill get a A: 1 have been called marty intend to refurbish The Stribe stipends unless they work for A I want to make it one hril- better representation of things such as arrogant and office But more importantly, 1 it. of- a- paper 1 want the students students on the paper p o w er Hungry I am amtoWNL but not in the w ay that it was want to bring the stiff together to be proud of it and look for S3 Q Throughout torn m itre Court. Poor f on a common ground so that h, Q So because of this, do you ward to reading it. I would like ordeal has the admmtotmtwn been Decent t# / by Renee Felicia Brissette and M A D O A quiz was pro \ c Getting lot* of fresh air a. Alcohol, b. Cocaine, c. alcoholic Wb want them h, vided by the sponsors of the d Drinking Mack coffee Marijuana; d. Barbiturates. know they can hurt On Tuesday, Octfiber 18th, conference which asked bask e None of the above 9What is the drinking age tn themselves, those they love, UB joined many other colleges questions concerning alcohol 4 Alcohol is the number one y m m w m a ...... „.... and others mound them* Gordon added. "Do they across the country in watching abuse. Although the questions cause of death among people 0 . In the U rated S late*, how may seem elementary, the realize how ugly they are a nationally televised video between the ages of 15 to 24. many people do you think are when they are drunk?" conference. Alcohol: A Special video claimed that these facts True or False. akohobes? R eport. This conference, are most misunderstood, 5. How many hours do you The programs Student L it televised in honor of Alcohol Student Life promises there Below is a sample of the quiz. think it would take your liver wdl be more programs cm will hold throughout the year Awareness Week, is part of an 1. Alcohol is: to metabolize 4 drinks? . wib not just be centered on on-going awareness of alcohol alcohol and substance abuse. A Depressant hours Why are these programs being akohoi, they will concentrate abuse which UB plans to con A Stimulant 6. How many traffic fatalities held for students? Director at on "concents of the students" tinue throughout the year. that tune been brought to the 2. Which has more alcohol? in the United States are caused the Information Center, The conference consisted of attention of Student Life, a 12 oz. can of beer by drunk driving? Marilyn Gordon, says, "We are various panels exploring dif These subjects include teenage ferent areas of alcohol abuse or a 3 oz. glass of wine ______(number or trying to get them because we percentage) pregnancy, sexually transmit ranging from the subject of or 1 oz. of liquor or care about students. We are 7 One out of every 20 people ted diseases, and abusive drunk driving to party drink distilled spirits not telling them not to drink. who drink will become an behavior. ing games. The panel con 3. Which is the quickest way We are trying to demonstrate alcoholic. sisted of doctors, college a person can sober up? to them they have to learn how "We are trying to give you a True or False decent world, but you have to students, and representatives a. taking a cold shower drink. We are trying to reach 8. What is the biggest drug be there to take it," encourages of various alcohol abuse b. Exercise or walking the basically good person who problem in America? is in danger of becoming an Marilyn Gordon. associations such as S.A.D.D. around the room to The Scribe m m . October 27, O P IM T D M . frUgl-flfr.U,. > The Truth of the Matter? Southerland (who as my boss, Southerland. Even better, the alleged mistakes. They merely studies under Dr. Lois Kane Letter to the Editor . had the UNPROFESSION problems of racial discrimina defend Southerland's (Journalism Dept., University t am writing in response to ALISM and INCONSIDERA tion got dragged in as Darby character from my supposed of Maryland College Park). Ms Shan! Bettor Darby, Keiths TION to leave me to the and Frye state, "Unfortunately, attack And charge that the Probably my only inaccuracy F, Frye m i Mr. Wallace wolves) start their own Southerland BE concerning the Scribe, in a subtle way, is Scribe favors whites. These in that article was the publication where they may last hmie't letter to the editor, geared towards white majority allegations damage reputa misleading statement that write with a bias. As for me, The Truth of, the Matter. Never V. r as if most of the current tions, and I resent their accusa journalism students are staff members were a bunch of tions without any apparent required to work for The Blade consider this my formal have I witnessed such resignation from the Scribe. I irresponsibility and bad taste bigots. This tetter was nothing sign of proof. I take journalism Rock journal RATHER than refuse to work with people in the writing and printing of but malicious libel, dragging quite seriously, having the Scribe (my apologies Prof. who have such closed minds a letter, The Truth of the Mat the Scribe and myself (asTam received awards and recogni Garrigues, Prof. Hardenbetgh, that they must-see everyone ter was meant to address the the only one mentioned tion along with my fellow staff and Lori Meizak. ) the jour who doesn't pick sides as problems with my article. unfavorably, rather than just members on The Mhwteman nalism dept, does indeed sup either an enemy or a bigot. The Devastating Crisis (granted, my artiefe) through the mud, (Friendly H.S.), one of port the Scribe, despite the truth of the matter? I am a ate always going to and had it not been for the Maryland's leading "high statement's implications. problems" with articles, Scribe's poor circulation, 1 school papers, from SIPA As for the fact that the Scntx Filipino-American (yes, a no matter how well-written) would have been able to sue (Southern Interscholastic doesn’t serve the average minority!) and the only people I feel discriminated against me hut instead, I found myself fac the paper on 4 out of the $ Press Association); American minority student—of course it were Southerland, Ms. Frye, ing allegations that the entire points of libel (See Mass Scholastic Press Association doesn't. T he S cribe is a article was "not accurately Media Law, fVmber. cW77). (Spring 1988) and Columbia newspaper, not a special and Ms. Darby. told," that I had been unaware Facts. Frye and Darby both University in its annual interest publication; it wasn’t of "all the facts," along with charge my writing it inac recognition of merit in high meant to cater to any specific unpHcahons that my writing curate, yet neither one explains school papers, not to mention minorities, but TO REACH A was of poor quality and that in how or why with specific recognition as Features Editor MASS AUDIENCE That's Sincerely, my article, I had somehow examples from my article, nor from my advisor, Robert A. what mass media is for. I sug Michelle Lepesqueur attached the character of "Dr" do they bother to correct mv Giuliani and in workshop gest that Frye, Darby, and Former Scribe Staff Articles Not Advertisements mainly by Mr. Southerland or Editor, I couldn't really tell whether gest that security, AIDS ment to the extent that there is Ibis letter is to rsponse to their intention tn w riting to the awareness, the engineering a powerplay in the works and his friends, which I still con "The thilh of the Matter" wit- editor was to point out the school, college republicans, that there are guilty hands, but sider myself to be. This adver ten by Shani Darby and Keisba . Scribes problems or to praise the campus TV and radio sta they failed to mention all the tising of Mr. Southerland's Frye, two names I recogntir as Dr, Southerland" E too, con tion, and freshman elections players, Mr. Southerland, by character should be replaced very pood friends of Mr sider mysetf a good friend of should be of interest to all saying in the article "Devastat by articles and letters that are Southerland's, editor of the Mr Southerland, but feel I students, including minorities. ing Crisis” that the Scribe is of personal interest to the Scribe. As a matter at fad, must speak what I believe is However, if Ms. Darby and Ms reluctant to "accept minorities students. these same two people were in the truth Frye feel they would tike the in its mission" has made what At any rate. Mr. Southerland attendance at this year's Smite M r Darby and Ms Frye Scribe to cover specific con was never a racial issue into is now the official editor of the meeting, one loudly voicing stated that "there is nothing, in cerns of minorities, then one. Scribe. Because of his energy her opinion, but wet* never the Scribe for the average perhaps SBA could write a col Moreover, they write that and strong desire to run a good seen at another meeting or minority student. Untor- umn of its own for the Scribe I Mr, Southerland "is viewed by paper. I believe he has every possibility of making the Sente valoeeeeeett Shaw -services in luwswb Vhe SrHte to gram ! feet secure tn saying that the many as a controversial figure?' a reputable, informative, and the Strife toward* the white mAnity editor would not refuse such a If Mr Southerland is con and those who find the per request, troversial at all, it is because he interesting paper, but not until all the parties involved, sonas the highlight of the Ms Darby and Ms Frye also has made himself so. Week including Mr. Southerland, The Scribe paper Apparently, these feel that I t is quite apparent after week he continues to put down their arms and come PvMwhet ladm hawrit been reading the that the Sente and Student write editorials about himself to terms th e University of paper The personal* have not Council art* engaging to a and the troubles that surround jpfcigi port appeared m the S nfr wx r powerptav Both have guilty him The Sirihr has been Priscilla L Hull Managing Editor this year Furthermore. I sug Hands I agree w ith this state dominated with letters written Wallace Southerland I tavoui Editor Stewart Altschuler Systems Manages tela* Umcfcta By Leigh Rubin News Editor Rubes4 Saws* F. Ri'iswttw Ad Manager, . jualhaa Hitherf Photo i.d*t<*< Johayn* Bailey Sport* Editor _ for l e arn I Art* & Enter Editor Gad* Haste I Advisors Bavyu Arthur fltwth Ann B aum gartner k m C
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The route was approved, and will be in effect as of today. The shuttle will follow the route C C from 6:00 p.m. University of *until 2:00 a.m., however, from Bridgeport Long Island Sound 6-10:00 p.m. and ...... 6-10:00 p.m. Route from 10:00 p.m. I * until 2:00 a.m., the shuttle stop points will change. The route is as shown. The Biology Society On Thursday November 3, 1988 at 2:00 p.tn a represen tative from Tufts University will be the guest speaker for the Biology Society. The topic will be focused on Veterinary medicine The meeting will be held in Dana Kali room 227 All are welcome to attend For more informa tion, please contact the Biologv dept at *4270 Thank Ybu 10:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m. Route ! Attention Seniors!!! Get a chance to win a Dinner on the Mayflower with On Wednesday, November 2, 1988, all the trimmings. Obtain an entry form at the Stu there will be a Senior Class Meeting dent Center Cafeteria, by purchasing a Grab 'n Go and from 7-8:00 p.m. in room 207-209 of the a medium beverage or 2 slices of the WILD PIZZA Student Center. Meet with your Class and a medium beverage. Drawing will take place on President, Tom Egan, and Vice Presi October 27th at 12 noon, at the Student Center dent, Nick Cordoropoli, to discuss Cafeteria. Dinner on the Mayflower will be on ideas for future senior class events. November 3rd, at 12 noon in the Pedestrian Mall. Voice YOUR opinion. The Scribe October 27, PageS a p t c . W i f i j U Halloween Returns To The Screen by Maryann Garbintki fun you'll have at getting a lit cheap thrills a good honor film This time, his prey is two inno Michael's way. Yes, there is a tle scared. Being an avid should be. cent girls from a typical lot of blood and violence in Halloween is almost here filmgoer, I must admit that this American family, or so we are this picture. So if you can't and like most people, you're film is one of the better horror Without revealing too much led to believe. The youngest stomach these kind of scenes, probably busy carving pum films 1 have seen in a while. It of the story,! will summarize girl, who is only about eight I advise that you skip this film. pkins and getting a costume certainly outdoes the other what you can expect if you years old, unfortunately If, however, you are up for together. Well, this year you three "Halloween" films that decide to go see "Halloween endures more than a little kid some good and dean fun, can do something else to get have been made previously. IV" I am sure you have should have to while trick or make a date to go to the movies into the spirit of the holiday. I Don't get me wrong, however, guessed already that Michael treating. Then some more with a whole bunch of your suggest that you go see "Hallo "Halloween IV" could never be is back in Hadenfield, Illinois ■trouble begins «yhen the friends. I am sure you'll have a ween IV" this weekend while recognized for an outstanding to murder more people. He townies and the police get scary good time, and you'll it is still playing at the theaters. script or for marvelous acting. has escaped from the asylum involved. Their bodies turn up love the surprise ending. It will probably be the most It simply delivers all of the with his white mask and knife. left and right when they get in Happy Halloween! "OFF-WHITE" Euphoria by Gabe Satso bright spots in there. In par- , NOTES: 1 would like to Show Of Hands by Rush has As this is being read the new ticular, the first cut on side two extend my deepest sympathies been pushed back to Jan. 9. Rati album Reach For The Sky Last we left them. Anthrax "Now It's Dark" is an amazing to all ""Echo And The Bun- "Smashes, Trashes and Hits" a should have reached the had us "caught in a mosh." song with the best guitar solo nymen" fans who are grieving greatest hits compilation with stores. Also look forward to a 1987 was a very good year for on the album. "Schism" has their unexpected breakup. two new tracks oh it%y KISS new album by rock legend Anthrax, what with "Thrax" the best and most invigorating Also, the new live album A will be out on November 28. Peter Frampton in January. music taking the thrash world drumming on the album and by storm. Their last album Joe Belladonna does his best Among The Living introduced vocal work on this track. them to a lot of people who As a whole State of Euphoria had never heard them before. is a good album but it is not Between Among The Living and Among The Living. The album the new album State O f cover is a bit disappointing for Euphoria they released "I'm Anthrax album, but it is made The Man" an EP with several up for by the hologram versions of their popular rap included with it. Toll the bell take-off. This Ed aid far better three and three-quarters times than expected considering it for this record. was done mostly for fun. ft is not only their music which has Dennis Miller? Oh year the spread to their fans: their guy from Saturday Night live. onstage dress has caused On this album which is many fans to take note, jams, entitled The Off-White Album, sneakers and baseball cam he displays the type of humor worn askew compose the look. which makes him the brightest star of Saturday Night Live. He State of Euphoria has a very discusses many topics such as interesting introduction which 7-Elevens and driving, but the is done with violins. Violins on most humorous ts his depic a thrash metal album? Why tion of K>Mat. He portrays it hot? The first track "Be All End as the Abysmal headquarters All" quickly displays a change of polyester that it truly is. His in the band, they have slowed humor is easy to relate to down. This album is not because it deals with everyday nearly as fast and furious a* life. In that way he is com Among The Living, Their slow parable to George Carlin . ing down may disappoint a Also included in this album few people, but it shouldn't are four wallet sized photos of because they haven't com Dennis. These were included promised quality. Another to let people w ho have never slight * problem which is seen him know what he looks quickly picked up is the lyrics, like because there are no pic they are just a tittle bit too tures of him on the cover. As cliche. But the album is good the name says, this is The Off enough musically that it is W hite Album and like the easy to overlook these motor Beaties before bun, his name is flaws. the only marking on the entire Of the five songs one side outer sleeve. With this album one “Out O f Sight, Out Of Miller has come up with one of Mind" is the best. The record the best comedy albums of the as a w hole is comprised of ten year and it is worth five bell tracks and there are mam tolls Roommate Beware by Gabe Sasso to enjoy is unplugging my tainly be in for a big surprise devices. Condoms are simple of getting revenge is to get him alarm dock for no particular when he next washes hts hair. —just put a few holes m them where it counts. Whatever it is October is almost over reason. This has begun to But that may also be a pro with a pin. if they use other that he treasures the most is which means we have been drive me up a wall. One really blem, does he shower’ If he forms you'll have to use your ymsr target. If he has an exten here for almost two months. good trick is to wait until he is causes the room to have too imagination The real trick sive wardrobe some turpen By now everyone has probably asleep and then put his fingers many undesirable odors mail here is to get him when he tine in the laundry detergent decided whether or not they in a cup of warm water, this him a bar of soap and a can of leasts expects it. If you are very might do some good. Have a like their roommate It may be will cause him to wet his bed. deodorant. If that doesn't work resourceful and have some few friends dress up in white difficult at first not knowing This is even better if he has spray him with Lysol help you could really damage suits and show up at his job what this new person is like. someone staying over. It's a whenever he walks in the his life and his fun. If your with a straight jacket to pick But then you get to know them very good idea to get up at door, ts your roommate a big roommate has a car pour him up. I'm sure his boss will and they really start to get on some un-godly hour and blow music fan? Run a magnet oyer several pounds of sugar in his appreciate that. your nerves. That is when the dry your hair. his tape collection and put his gas tank, it won't be noticed But whatever you do to your time to strike back occurs. The records near extreme heat. If right away, but in a few weeks roommate make sure it hurts. only question is how violent But these are just little he has compact discs take a when he needs his engine Because if it doesn't the pain do you want to be? If you just things. If he really upsets you hammer to them. Does your rebuilt you will certainly get he inflicts on you will not be want to annoy him a little you take his shampoo bottle, roommate h^ve a girlfriend or the last laugh. worth it. So remember do unto could try some minor things. empty it and replace it with boyfrienifKo so you could others before others can do One trick my roommate seems Neet hair remover, he'll cer destroy their birthcontro! One very important aspect unto you. October 27, The Scribe NEWS.______ Southerland N am ed E d i t o r . . . con'tfrom P .l Beastiality In The Dorms meant. My arrogance falls thank you for your time and back on my aggressiveness As good luck. I decided to stop being a far as lacing power hungry, Response; Thank you. by Dave Vermeire woman greeting him wtih hemorrhoid and get off mine. every Individual on this Sorry, that was for the shock breakfast in bed? I'm connecting letters to form .earth-including me—haves MlItoce Southerland Ul » o value Hello U.B., I've missed It's noon now. The majority words, words to form power, but I am not obsessed native of Washington, D C. where you. Tfes, it's me again. Just of undergraduates shuffle into sentences, etc. Then you read ;;with ft. he graduated from the School when you thought it was safe Marina like cattle into a Without Walls Academic High to read the S crib e... Dave is slaughterhouse. Not quite sure my deepest thoughts of the cosmos and how the world | | 9. Q: Hoy do yah jM ahwf the School for Aitemative Learning. back with just one more thing what the next few minutes will works in a short article each munition that you otto dictator? Within the past tuv years, he has to add to his list of gripes. hold, but an overwhelming A; Contrary to popular received numerous awards tang Don't get me wrong, I don't feeling of impending doom week in the Scribe. What line belief, a lot of good can come ing from Outstanding Achieve mind being here at three in the nevertheless, what surprises were you in when God was out of a dictatorship, but no, I ment in Academics, Leadership morning writing an article. U I will the Marriot unleash handing out brains? \bu could am not a dictator. I am a Grouih and Development, and didn't write an article the Scribe today? The food isn't bad make me read your Pulitzer tenacious person and I believe the "Ideal Wrath" Award. might not get an issue out. (remember, this is make prize winners simply by sub that this may have been con Moreover, Mr. Southerland has Hmmmmmmm, imagine that. believe), but a little greasy. Not mitting a p ie c e of work before fused with my being called a held esteemed positions such as Follow me on a journey of enjoying the fed of Wesson on five O 'clock on Fridays to the dictator. Executive Secretary of Basic make believe,. , your hands you grab a napkin, Scrifee mailbox in the student Studies' Student Advisory Court It's a rainy Thursday morn at least you would if you could center. You could further your 20. Q Hcnodoyou feet about thin ed, Youth Mayor of Washington, ing, each drop mocking me as It seems that the Marriot has a chances of being heard by U niversity o$ a arfwte? D.C.. Chairperson of the Student I leave my room to go to back order on anything that attending brief meetings in the A: it has great potential to be Involvement Committee for the classes. Being somewhat of a wipes. The Scribe could save Scribe office at eight O’clo ck on a productive university, Martin Luther King, fr. Holiday tightwad this semester 1 have the day if it was there. Several Tuesday evenings. Just tell the however, I believe a lot oC< Commission, President of his high not gotten around to buying studies have found it to be news editor you wish to write mismanaging is being done schools student council and senior an umbrella But if the Serif* twice as absorbent as Bounty an article entitled 'The and that they money that's class. Furthermore, Mr. was there it could save me and faster too! Benefits of Masturbation" or being poured into tt » being Southerland, as a leader, has from my predicament. Ybs, the I think you are getting my whatever other hobbies you used differently than entertained and associated with Srrih?, the latest in free, but drift. The Scribe is a paramount might enjoy, etc. intended renowned leaders such as Corel ta fashionable headgeae. ingredient in the life of a U.B. We need writers. We don't Scott King and family, feme On the other side of campus student. Christ, if we're borede care if you've spent time in 21 Q Do you ptetum graduating jack-on fr. and family, Bishop Johnny » just waking up and we could even read the blessed prison. We don't care if locals from this anwemty? Desmond TuTu and family, Oprah needing, shall we say, a pick thing. Alright, I know, that's greet you by name. We don't A. \fn, with degrees in Winfrey, and many others This me up to help stimulate his getting a little far fetched by even care if you live in Penn IMdical Science, Creative war, his mmton is "to lead The creative views Upon sear bear with me. Now f'm assum sylvania. We need you! Isn't it Writing, and Educational Scribe out of its abyss of ching his room he finds ing that the average U.B. stu nice to know you're wanted? Management. nothingness and shame and up himself clean out of rolling dent can read With that I Until next time this is Dave the path of integrity, dignity, and papers Where is the Scribe assume that the average stu reminding you that no matter Statement VUrl! Wallace, m p ed *' when Johnny needs it most? Is dent can also write. 1 know, what your major, hobbies, or his pot destined to become a don’t assume, right? Well, sexual preference, you've got a Just For The greater tease than a naked what if you enjoy being an ass? friend in the Scribe. 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